June 17, 2026 • 32 mins
In part one of this series, Gandhi, Diamond, and Andrew talk with Ben and Ronnie of Watch What Crappens about casting couches, what we should actually use DNA testing for, and what REALLY happened with the notorious drunk driver that hit us in Miami.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Sauce on the side. Hello, I'm Gandhi and I'm with Diamond. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, So you have a podcast called Uncut with Diamond, right,
and you talk about all kinds of reality TV, right,
and I'm assuming that you talk about the Housewives quite often.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh yeah, So are you excited about the guys that
we're going to have on today? Excited?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm excited about them because they're just personal friends and
that makes me happy. We have Ben and Ronnie from
Watch What Crappens, which is a podcast about the Real Housewives,
and now Love Island Summer House some other shows as well,
and they've been doing it for quite some time. We're
going to get into all of it. They were also
the two gentlemen who were with Andrew and I when
we got into a car accident in Miami. We're addressing
(00:48):
all of it, and I'm excited to have you be
part of this because I know that you probably have
plenty to say to them, oh yeah, or talk about
But I say this once again knowing that we have
already recorded everything and it's a long episode, so I'm
gonna split it into two parts.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I say.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We released one on a Wednesday, should we do one
on a Friday. Yeah, look at that two pieces. Andrew's
been getting up my ass about the length of my episodes.
Oh I know. I was like, really, is it that bad?
He's like, well, I just think you should split it
up so we can add more commercials, to which I said,
fuck those things. Yeah, you don't care about these commercials.
I'm here to serve our listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But I think he also said, well, they don't want
to listen to episodes there that long. So there's that.
Leave us a talk back on how you feel. Please
push the little microphone button. Let's get into it. Ben
and Ronnie and Andrew and Diamond, we gotta go.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We're talking about breakfast sound.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because there's a lot of Deva like behavior happening in
here right now, and I'm here for it and I'd
like to address it. We have Ronnie and Ben from
Watch What Crappens. Hello, gentlemen, Well hello, not just from
Watch What Crappens, which is one of our iHeart Award
winning podcast congratulations, but also you guys are our homies
and we love you. We love you, and we have
a lot to say. And Diva number three because you
(02:03):
two are the first two Diva Number three is Andrew,
who said he's on a very tight time frame here
and he can only talk for a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, Andrew's got like a million jobs.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
And I also waited too long to hire interns this semester.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Like, oh, you're in intern training.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, imagine this one is the one teaching people. Just
imagine a lot to learn.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So much.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So, you guys had a show over the weekend which
we went and saw, which was amazing, and I loved
it so much. I don't even know anything about the Housewives,
but I was so into it. And I would explain
a lot to me as well, So that was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm glad that to help.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, I felt bad. There was a moment where I
was like, you don't have to explain anymore because I
thought she was missing parts of the show trying to
explain to me what was going on, but I could
follow enough.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, well we went. I went to the Sting thing
at the Opera House last night because I had never
been to the Opera House and I was like, I
want to go. And it was the Sting musical, which
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The Last Ship. Yes, Okay, why really?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah? Why? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sting, but seriously listen to this podcast. Sorry Sting. I mean,
you still look great and stuff, but why But anyway,
in the opera they have you know, you can press
a little button and then it has a transcript pop
up right in front of you. So we need that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I think for our show, I could hear everything you
were saying.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I just yeah, but just like to explain, you know,
we could have little wikis come up like Drenda Medleyrius
Alcoholic beats people. You know.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So you guys are very popular. You're BRA celebrities now,
which we are going to get to. But I have
to address the one thing first because when I mentioned
you guys on our show, on The Big Show, Elvis
immediately said, wait, these are the guys. You guys were
in a car accident with right got hit by a
drunk driver. I was like, yes, that is a that
is the two of the Andrew and I have talked
about it before, but I feel like now that we
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have the other two eye witnesses to the crime, yes,
we need to address that quickly before Andrew has to
head out in like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Much like Diamond herself, I should say the one who
crashed into us, not diamonds, right O, diamond.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This is gonna be tough because we do have two diamonds,
so we'll stick with diamond the gem and diamond the stripper.
So we're gonna talk about diamond the stripper. I don't
know if she was a stripper, just definitely a sex
worker of some sort.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah, you know you said that, but we're in Miami
at that point, so.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
It's hard to know.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I was like, check out lady, probably a sex worker.
Door man probably a sex worker. The guy driving the
car probably a sex worker. I mean, the whole time
we were driving is like anything else I can do
for you, I'm yours all day long.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And we got into that accident as soon as I
asked him to put bad Bunny on. So that's kind
of sad, A little responsible for it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was basically a responsible responsible.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I felt that you were a little responsible for it
as well.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Yeah, you're like, let's party came out the sun roof,
like as Miami, So you're.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Saying, based on what I was wearing, I deserved it.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Basically, I'm basically saying you're probably a sex worker.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It was funny, It was all worth it for this
amazing story and experience that we now have together.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Exactly have you told your friends about what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh? Yeah, I mean that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean, how do you describe it?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well, I just say I'm like, oh my god, you guys,
I was on Miami and I was in a car
accident and I'm like that, I go, it was just
a fender bedder. They go, oh, and then but you
know you got to like come in like, you know, good,
like cold open.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah. I was like, we were in Miami, we got
hit by a drun driver.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah. Yeah. By the way, what are the odds that Diamond,
the girl who hit us, is going to wind up
on Love Island. I feel like there's a good chance
she'll be there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Right Andrew was thinking batties.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah, I was thinking batties. Okay, come get your batty chain. Diamond,
like she is one hundred percent like a bad girl's
club material.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah. Well, we had the nicest driver. So we were
at this food festival and so for that day, Ryni
and I were doing our podcast at it, and you
guys were also doing your show, and so the festival
gave us a driver for the day, and we had
the sweetest nicest man. It like almost didn't even seem real. Everything.
Every time we got in the car, he's like, wherever
you need me to take you, I will take you there.
I am at your service for the day. I felt
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like it was weird almost, And so he was so
so kind. So we're like, you guys, come with our driver.
We can all get in the same car. And he's
so nice, he wants to drive us anywhere. So he
pulled into this poor man's car, not realizing we'd be
doing him to an accident with Diamond.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I think it was his first day too. You guys
got that impression right, because he was very like, oh
my god, anything, you know what else? Do you want
me to get you in the front, in the back,
in the middle. Maybe I'll drive into the building. Do
you want me to get you inside the building? He
was very like day number one, and that is a
man who's never been in the wreck. So we're driving.
We thought, we I don't know, we don't know if
we hit somebody or what. We just hear like and
(06:35):
kind of a bump. Actually no, you were like, she's.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Gonna hit us. And now that you're like saw the iceberg, You're.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Like she's hitting us, and then as she hit us,
she's hitting us. And I was like, no, I don't
think you know such a long I feel like.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It was such a scrape.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was like a down the side.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Of the car was pulling in.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Shut into the lane first and then she stopped. So
then we went around, and as we started going around,
she decided, okay, I will now go forward. So as
we're going around, her was like she pulled forward into it,
and were like, oh my god, we have to get
to a food party.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We were on the way and after party, like the
Chef's after party or.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Whatever were the chefs partying. You know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We were with Andrew's sister Jackie, and then this little creature.
I was like, she's gonna try and flee, which is
pretty much what she did.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
And you know, I have just such a different attitude
from you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I was like, who cares?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Like whatever, I mean somewhat, it's a fender vender in
a big city.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And You're like, no, this isn't We're getting justice and
this guy's about to have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
My poor driver. He's like, oh my god, what do
I do?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
So we you're like you better follow her, and you're
screaming out the window and she's like what you know,
She's waving like her giant nails out the window, like
hold on, You're like bowl over. So she keeps driving
and you're like, we're going to get her. We're going
to get this bitch.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And she was just.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Driving through an area she could pull over, so you
were ready to go because you thought she was fleeing.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
She did flee, well, I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Street. We pulled over, so like our driver gets out
and she gets out and she comes just like walking
over to the car and she looks at her she
fling as an Arma goes, I mean it's barely nothing.
I mean okay, like, here's my license, whatever, here's my information.
I've got places to be, Okay, I've taken pictures, like
here's my number. I gotta go. I got places. I'm like,
where are you going? You got to a car accident?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, specially but he was breaking down. He was like,
but you hit my car. She's like I know, I'm sorry.
She's like, I know I hit you. I'm so sorry.
What do you want me to do? Like, here's my
information whatever? And he's like no, but you hit it.
And she's like, I know, what do you want me
to do? And he's like, we're calling the police. She's like, oh,
for christ sake, She's like, I have places to be
(08:47):
because anyone who's ever been a defender vendor in the
city hi me multiple times.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
My fault.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Obviously you can tell how I was like sympathetic towards her.
I'm like, what do you want her to do? And
you guys walking out and you had her on video.
She's like, you can stopped taping me. I was like,
I'm not taping you, and you're like I am to you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Because he's the thing that was pissing me off the
most is she kept be like I do there's like
nothing even wrong, Like I don't even know what you
want me to do about, Like I can bought that
out right now, bitch, then do it. You can't bof
that out right now. Meanwhile, we get out a car
and look at it and there was a scratch down
the entire side of a BMWSB And this was not
his car.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
This seemed like his perstade job. And he was the
sweetest man and he had like it felt like he
had given over himself for us, like he had actually said,
I'm going to sign away my soul for you guys,
Like I just want to sacrifice everything. And now he
was gonna get in trouble, he might lose his job
or something because the car that he was driving got
all scratched up so made a blood oat somewhere. Yeah,
(09:43):
it was like he was very dedicated.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That car was made out of smoke in the first place.
It's just like kind of a genie lamb for something.
But he's freaking out and in a big city, like
they don't do any la, they don't do anything. If
you get an defender bender, they're like, good luck, you know,
go to the police station for three hours and violet.
So I thought that's what we have to do. Yeah,
and the police aren't going to come. So we called
the police and then we're just sitting there waiting. I
was like, you guys, the police are not coming.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It's like South Beach or South Beach on a Saturday night,
like they've got other priorities.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, it was like Grand Theft Auto over there. There's
cars like driving up onto the curve, you know, running
random people over, and we're like we run our car,
get the police. Yeah, so you're like, we're going to
the police. Then look up the police. So we look
up the police on the Apple Maps. You're like, we're going.
So we take him to the police station. And that
(10:40):
was the best police station I've ever been to. It
was amazing. That was like the best tourist thing I've
ever done.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That police station on South Beach.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah. Well it was quite a few blocks away, which
is very convenient, and we went in. I thought it
was gonna be like I thought it was gonna be
like night court. I thought like there'd be like prostitutes,
like like three prostitutes all like strung together with like handcuffs,
like at a rope or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Like the kids crossing the street.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I thought guys in trench coats like other people.
I just thought, like like guys like denim jen like vests,
you know, yeah, like like coraled around.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I thought, just be like just like guys for exposing
each exposing themselves in a movie theater or something.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know. My only idea of like what jail is
like late at night is from eighty sixcoms, like when
the Golden Girls went to jail Nightcore it's like, you
know whatever, there's like a Hyajin's. It's like the kids
on like who's the boss, Like went to a concert
and went to jail. I mean, I don't know if
that actually happened. I just assumed that was an episode.
But then we got it was empty. Yeah, not a
(11:36):
soul at all.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't show up for crimes.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And I was like, yeah, at South Beach, where are
all the criminals? There were souls and they were hot souls.
That was Low Island. Remember we walked in. There were
like fine people there, there were the guys. The cops
were hot, and we're totally down to do. Like what
do you call it? Content?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
For sure?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Remember did we guy to sneak a picture of the
cop that we talked to.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It wasn't. I just took the picture.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
We literally all took pictures like it was a movie
star on the street. We stood around him like, oh
my god, this guy's so hot. But the cops station,
like you go in and there's like a big flamingo
in a police uniform, like, hi, welcome to the police station.
And then there's headshots on the walls of all the cops.
And then yes, and then there's a trophy. It's it's
(12:21):
like best like, yeah, best perp tackler. Yeah, it literally was.
It was like the best best armed response to a
break in. It's like they were like second place. They
were like second and third place.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I wonder who came in first.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I think they should televise those games. I want to
see it. It's like clue that like the police Academy
has some sort of like Okay, on Saturday, we're going
to spruce up on our skills, so and we'll give
out medals for who does it best, and they have
them hanging like very excitedly. Yeah, it felt like a
high school. The trophy case I did, it was all
airy and then like the child it felt sort of
(12:57):
like a high school or like kind of like walking
into a dead mall, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, it was just a lot more accurate.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, it was very Florida like old movie star like
here's all the old cops who made.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
All this happen.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
And then the trophy case with all the things, and
then there was a trophy case just for the canine
canine dogs over the years, and they had like different
statues of all the different canine which I mean they
all look the same, like not to be doggiest, but
they're literally all the same dog but they had different statues.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It was so cute.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
And then they had like cops in movies, so remember
this movie from the twenties and you know these famous
cops and like the CCD brow it was, I mean
it was Greatward are exactly Midnight's over Miami.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I get to the end of all of this, and
I was obviously the person who was like, we're not
leaving until this is done, which I did say, you
guys could go without me. I'm just sticking around family.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
We're we're leaving there. God knows, you'd probably get work,
so true walk out of there with the jobs.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I probably would. I am in, but we want to
give like a witness statement. I couldn't do it because
I didn't have my ID, so Andrew has to do it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And I asked her, what do I say before you?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
What do I say? I'm like, I don't know what
just happened. You just say what happened.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I got hit by this dumb bitch diningd.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Nobody is contacting me since so I think she is
still on the run.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
She's definitely got her license plate and some sort of
ID card that was definitely I.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Took a picture. I was like, listen, we're going to
get her insurance. She handed me her phone with her
insurance card on it, and you're like, that's AI, that's
not real, that's she could have faked that. I was like,
how is she going to fake her insurance card in
this five seconds? And you're like, she hits people all
the time. You know she has a fake.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You were ready to put a bag over her head
and holler into and died.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I died, so then because I never saw a license,
I'm just saying we saw a bank.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
She didn't show us.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Car, no license.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You know what was so funny is you were like this,
this fucking bitch, this bitch she thinks she could do it.
And we're like yeah, totally. But then we're kind of like,
you know, she's really hot. I know we loved her.
I was like number and now I love her attitude.
She's like, you know what I crashed into, but I've
got places the beat, so here's my information. By I
was like, bit, we were kind of like fanning out.
We're like, we love dying. We were like we're still
here for two days, let's get her number. Sheems so fun.
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I'm like, I can't believe this is out.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Right, just like but she's amazing, and you're like, she
shouldn't be drunk driving. I'm like, capture so expensive here
and it's like Saturday.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
She's working hard for her money.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Did she have a tattoo on her like near her boobs?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Or am I just imagining?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
She had it was on her collarbone, which brings me
to the next part of this whole thing. I ran
into her days later.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I mean, you're ago you put like an air tag
on that girl, because that's crazy that two days later
you're like, I found her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I did so in that scenario, I felt like it
was a universe telling me to pull her hair, like
she had gotten away so much. You guys didn't really care,
but I was like, oh, this poor driver getting hit
by a drunkie, Like this is crazy. And then she
pulls up next to me at a bar doing sex
work by the way, and I was like, this is it.
You first wants me to do it? And my boss,
what did he say? Elvis was like, I swear to God,
(16:04):
if you cause a scene right now, I will pull
your hair.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Do not do up for those girls. I literally cannot
believe that you ran into her a week later, Like
that is one of the craziest things, Like in the
whole wide world, the whole city, you ran into Diamond
Diamond icon.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Which Diamond, by the way, that was her alleged last name, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
If anyone knows her, patron say, I'm like, please make
her the grand marshal off of a Pride. She should
be the new flow progressive.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I actually posted pictures of her and people were like,
that is a drag queen. I say it was not.
That is not I don't think that's a man. That
is a cute girl who's doing some sex work at
a hotel.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, sex work is work, gone to Okay, what the hell?
That's harder than my job?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Literally there literally yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I just felt like the universal line to tell me
to do something, and I still couldn't do it. And
I know that had not taking photos videographic evidence, no
one would believe me that I ran into this woman
a week later. I was all saw the picture and
it was the same tattoo, yeah yeah, and same bitch
ass voice. That's actually what I initially, I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Believe you met you recognized that voice. I mean, I
remember her voice too. She just had She had such
an entitled, like attitude that was so funny. That's why
I think we liked her because we watched The Real
housewise exactly, I want a real house. I have talks
like that, but like, yeah, three seasons and so she's like,
she's like, I mean, what do you want me to
do about it? I was like, she's ready for the reunion.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
What do you want my my liver?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I said, I'm sorry, what more do you want from me?
Do you want me to buff it off for you?
I'll go get some pain. You're like, you can't just.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Buff that off. I was like, I do wish since
you were at a bar and you were on a barstool,
I do wish you had swiveled around and faced her
and said, well, hello, Diamond was so perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I swiveled and stared, but it was at the back
of her head, so there was nothing. And that's when
my boss swiveled me back. I said, do not whatever
you're about to do.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Do that's it.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I mean, honestly, I was kind of annoyed with the
driver because the driver was like who keeps us there
all day. Like if that was me, I would be like, you, guys,
I'm so sorry. I'm getting you an uber whatever, go
in that gar I'll deal with this police. But he
was just he just never been in this situation. So
he's like, I need witnesses. Listen, you don't need witnesses.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
We were like on call life coaching. I was powerful,
you are strong. She was sexing him for a week. Afterwards,
It's like, are you okay? And he's like, you're such
a special person. Thank you so much. I hope the
universe comes and blesses you. I'm doing much better and
I was still bothering me, but I don't know. I'm
(18:41):
better day by day.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I was like, nobody died, sir, Okay, you took two
hours of our life for this day. Although it was
better than the party, we got to the party and
we were like, well this sucks now.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We just had the best night. I know. We got
to that party. First of all, there was like no
lights in that party was so my memory of that
party is that it was just like dark. It was
just all like shadows of people and then.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
There was a party. Thank God for small face. I know,
they weren't all Diamonds at that party, but.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I remember I was really excited because I met Owen Han,
the sandwich guy frombe by the Way. He's so cute.
I was like, you got totally come on to Crappins.
We're gonna talk about top Chef. But of course we
didn't talk about Top Chef and I haven't invited on
to Crappins, but I was like, very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Let me ask you this now that we should be
talking about watch it Crappins. Do you guys ever wield
your podcast for these exact reasons, like, Oh, he's cute,
let me see if I can get him on the podcast,
because I try.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I really try.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What cuties have you gotten on here?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, we just had Nick Cannon, who was like my
childhood crush. I can't even say child.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
TVD.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I did immediately miss my period.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Nick Cannon was on when Taboo came Diamond and I
were like, what, this man is gorgeous. He's in the
Black Eyed Peas Bubba Wallace, a babe. He was so cute.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So yes, I try to.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Wield it a little bit to get them in here.
But then they get in here, and I don't ever
act on anything or do well.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Brovos mostly like Real Housewives, and then the guys are
all like straight guys. You don't want to yeah, you know,
sleep with So no, we don't wield it and we
don't really interview people that much.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Back in like fifteen years ago, fifteen and sixteen years ago,
I had some podunk podcasts and I definitely used it
to get an interview with a playgirl model that was
that was like, my my, that was very ill.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
What was that like?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
He was not very interesting but crazy, but like he
came on the podcast, it was wonderful.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Did you make out after?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yes? Yeah, yes, Oh my gosh, yeah wow that works.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You could shoot your shot and get somebody on your
podcast then maybe make out with later. Who would it be?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
If I if I bed I just like my favorite
guest are like cast for mattress ads.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'm like, that sounds so sexy.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hate you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Probably I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know, like I mean, it's such a funny question.
If I could like use it to get like a
celebrity hall pass, Yeah, you know, I really you know,
I really like tell a lot is Miles Garrett. Now
the l A Rams you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, right, yeah, what a choice that was unexpected?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Unexpected, but like but uh, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Miles Garrett. Yeah, okay, I'm over here pushing for Roman
Reigns because we had him in once. He's a w
W E wrestler. I showed him to you guys at dinner.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yes, he came in saying he looked like some people say.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He's got a Jason Momoa thing. Oh yeah, but I
think he's even cuter than Jason Momoa and he's super sweet.
But he came in and when I'm actually attracted to someone,
I turned into an absolute deweb. Couldn't look at him,
couldn't speak. They even called it out. I would like redemption.
I've I've practiced, I've grown. Now I think I can
make out with him.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Wait was he on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Was on the he was on the show.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Okay, see, but now you gotta invite him on be like,
oh my god, it was so great having you on
this show. You got to come do my podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Right, all these years later, I have grown up and
I can have a conversation with you. I don't know
if I actually could you have.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Any but you could totally do it. You could DM
and be like, hey, I'm from the Elvis Ram Morning Show.
You know we you know, you came on our show
a few years ago, and I thought that was that
interview was always so fun. You should come on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We'll be like, Oh, you're the one that didn't speak
to me or look at me.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I recall that, Yeah, probably used to it is his
name Roman, what Roman Rains Rains?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
He's cute.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
He's a babe. I don't even watch a ww He
just came in and I was like, God, what who
was that?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What's he doing right now?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Get him in here, you know, Diamond, get him in here.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I didn't know that people used podcasts to get late.
I mean, I've never thought like, Wow, I'm gonna bang
somebody to get on that podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You know? Is that a thing? Well? I guess so, Ben, Yeah, Ben,
I did. It was. It was very exciting. It was
more like it wasn't like he was thinking he wasn't
going on the podcast to get late. It was more
like I was like I basically was like I just
think it'd be cool to like have this like just
basically be in this guy's proximity. Because I thought he
was really hot and then it worked.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Out one thing, let do another.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, it was unexpected.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Meanwhile, Ronnie or you're carrying the torch just being a
stand up guy caring about mattresses please.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, I mean I'm fine banging somebody like from the
ros stress for less, like I don't need a I
don't need it like a playgirl model, Chris celebrity, like
I'm find the hot dog seller downstairs was kind of cute,
Like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Our diamond here, who is now part of this Hello, Hi, Hi,
you took over for Andrew when he stood out, and
I appreciate it. Our diamond says, when women start going
down in the me too movement, I'm gonna be the
first one. Oh, because of the things that I say,
not because of anything I've done, but because of things
that I just openly say to people. Okay, and I'm
sort of excited for this moment to happen.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Your cancelation, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think you can only get canceled if you let
people cancel you, Like, what are you gonna?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah, you have to have the housewives mentality where you
just keep coming back any Yeah, you just keeps showing up,
I am yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And I feel like there's like only been one one
person's been truly canceled, like really has never come back,
and that's my Michael Richards. And I think everyone else
just comes back. They just everyone comes back eventually.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Right because people forget. They're like, I know this person
did something that pissed me off seventeen years ago, but
I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, there's just so much fresh stuff to be pissed
off about every day. Yeah, like gets backlogged.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I feel like if Chris Brown had had has had
the comeback that he has had, where he's now selling
out shows and women are just lining up to pay
eleven hundred dollars to have him touch them. Anyone can
stay uncanceled. Anyone but Diamond. I ask you if you
could wield the power of this podcast as if there
is any to get someone on here to make out
with them later.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Who would be ooh that's hard.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hello, I don't think I have one. I hate no.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I say this all the time, like I don't have
a celebrity crush.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Finally, yeah, I would say, just someone who's just attractive, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Reach James okay, and he's in America. This summer for
the World Cup, but England won't last long.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So hello, if you're out there, we have a podcast.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Yeah, I'm trying to thank somebody else not to make
out with. But I love bokay Osaka to come in
just so I could be around him and his fiance, Like, Okay,
I wouldn't make out with her more than I want to.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Make out with him.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I think it's just fun to be like, you know,
it's fun to be like, oh my god, like who
could come on the podcast whatever for this? But like
it's actually for me as just like someone who often
goes and becomes like a fangirl. I just am excited
to have people on who I can be like, oh
my god, you're my favorite. Yeah, you know, like like
that's actually the most exciting thing for me, just to
be like now we could be friends and.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Acts really cool to just interview people and you get
to know so much about somebody in this like longer
form conversation than when we just do it really quickly
on the show and it's ten minutes maybe fifteen minutes
and then they have to go. It is fun.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But still, I mean Bill and I I would make
out with him Bill and.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I would be the guy you would get on.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Here Rum and Rainsson.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Yeah, wow, that's quite a that's quite a lazy season.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You want to kiss him?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Whoa, he's so smart cringe and he's so like puny.
I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
What about what's his name? What's the other famous scientist.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Neil de grass Tyson? Yeah, okay, so we've had him,
We've had him on the show and then we had
him on a podcast and he is a yapper, not
that all of us in this room are not, but
you can't get a word in with him. And also
like I just went to say hi to him and
he picked up a purple permanent marker and just signed
my arm. I was like, oh whoa, whoa, whoa, wet
(26:40):
my hand out to shake his hand, and he was like,
oh whoa, hello and just signed it. I was like,
I feel like I was violated in some capacity here,
but also like.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Kind a worm, I like, who means you asked for that?
How did you? What was the rest of that day
like for you? When people like what was on your arm?
Neil de grass Tyson's it was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I didn't even not one person even ask they were
I think if you saw me walking around with Marker
on any part of my body, would you even question it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, no, yeah, they're just like there she goes.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Again, So Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson out Bill Nye And yes, yeah,
I feel like there's like several other like very attractive celebrities,
but I don't know, like Miles Gatt was the first
one that jumped into my mind. But and that's and
and that's yeah, you know what I'd like about Miles
Garrett said, he's a nerd.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
He's like, he feels nice.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
He's obsessed with dinosaurs. And he also yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Know, no, she doesn't believes it for me, really, you
don't like that.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I just I'm confused by dinosaurs.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Can I can I tell this confused by dinosaurs? Like,
do you believe they existed? Well?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I have questions?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So she started to come around a little. It used
to be they didn't exist, and then we had like
archaeologists and people talk to her. She's like, Okay, so
they existed, but I'm not really sure when they existed
or what they looked like. And I think the we
don't know what they look like is fair that one's
fine because we don't know if they had feathers or
for our hair, because that stuff doesn't fossilize it at all.
And if you look at like the skeleton of a rabbit,
(28:05):
it looks scary, but it's a rabbit like so cute.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Fine, So maybe like they're big and cute, like I
picture a.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
T rex maybe having been like big bird. If they're
closely related to birds more than amphibians or reptile, it'd be.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Fun if we had kind of like a revision of
what the what they look like.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, just options.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
We've had too many revisions. How do we know that
the revisions are right? I'm just saying, but that's how
science works. You learn something and then you learn more
about that thing.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Well, look, I just want to get it. I want
to get it on the record that I do believe
in dinosaurs and I've seen Jurassic parks out. But also yeah,
and as far as how they look, I do kind
of hear that because the other day we were talking
about babies and like how you can test, you know,
in vitro or whatever, if the baby's going to have
(28:54):
a disease, if they're gonna whatever. Why can't we see
if that baby's going to be ugly, why can't you
take why can't you take the DNA and run some
kind of scan if they can do that for dinosaurs,
and see how ugly this baby is going to be. Because
if you have certain embryos saved that you've paid all
this money to have saved, They're like, well, I want
the boy, you know. A plot line is like I
(29:14):
only want the boy babies and if that doesn't work,
then forget it. We're like, well that's sexist, Like why
don't you pick a cute one? But what if you
have the ugly boy and you just killed an ugly girl?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Right or like a beautiful girl that I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yes, you don't believe in dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Call them you know what?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Fun like a Jurassic Park thing. We do have to
take some dinosaur DNA and make like a little dinosaur
just so we can see how it turns out, because
you're right, we do. We have just sort of assumed
that they are these kind of like reptilian creatures and
we've just gone with it. But like I'm looking at
this big plexiglass draft, it could look like that, you know, Like,
who's to say serve to Ronnie's point, if you see
(29:56):
a skeleton, you have no idea that skeleton, if that
was that person was hot at one point.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, and that is.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Like we are making divess look really ugly. They could
be cut and cuddly.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
After all, Imagine people a million years from now, like
Earth is over going to be around in that amount
of time, but imagine they find a giraffe skeleton. They're
gonna be like, what in the fuck was this thing?
And imagine what they build around it. Meanwhile, they're like
the coolest patterned animal of all times.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, they're lovely things in the Yeah, they'll be depicted
like it will be like a party game we like
telestrations or something will be have like a crazy face
with like jaws and everything that people will be scared of.
And they're just like the loveliest, sweetest, you know, long
tongued things, you know, and also very deadly.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't know if you've ever seen them stomp a lion.
Fascinating it is.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
They do love to I've never seen them stomp a lion.
They do that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
If I watched a video of a lioness going after
baby giraffe and mama giraffe stomped the ship out of
that thing. I mean, oh wow, it was brutality.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah. You know, animals really they play a blood sport,
like they will all kill each other, and they will
all eat each other. You know when people say, well,
they are only interested in these animals. If them is
hungry enough, it will eat out like us. And if
it's if it's yes, and if it's scared enough, it
will kill anything.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, it's like us.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
All right, all right, we're gonna wrap it up right there,
because again Andrew's been up my butt about the length
of episodes, so I had to make it a short one.
We're gonna release the second side of this on Friday
if Andrew lets me. This guy's getting real bossy, like
talk about diva behavior. But yeah, if you have something
that you want to say to us about it, seriously,
(31:31):
leave us a talk back. Hit the little microphone button
on the iHeartRadio app, like follow, subscribe, follow us online
at sauce on the side. You know what, we leave
people a lot of instructions. Yeah, no one does any
of this right, Like you just tune out.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
No, they need to listen foursome.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I want well, I want you to listen, but I don't.
I'm telling you to do a lot of things, do
it all, which is one annoying because if you're never
gonna do it, you're like, shut up. I hear you
say this all the time. I'm never gonna do it,
and if you have done it, you're probably like, bitch,
I already did it enough. Either way, fine, once again,
I'll blame Mager. He forces us to say this. Do
you like how I'm acting like Andrew bosses me?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, Andrew is a diva. But follow us on Instagram.
I am at Baby Hot Sauce.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You are at Diamond Sincere and.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We will be back in like two days with the
second half of these clowns because they are hilarious. These
guys genuinely make me laugh really hardy. They are funny
on air off air, They're funny dudes, And thanks for listening.
Say bye Diamond Bye.
Sauce on the side. Hello, I'm Gandhi and I'm with Diamond. Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hi, So you have a podcast called Uncut with Diamond, right,
and you talk about all kinds of reality TV, right,
and I'm assuming that you talk about the Housewives quite often.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh yeah, So are you excited about the guys that
we're going to have on today? Excited?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
So excited.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm excited about them because they're just personal friends and
that makes me happy. We have Ben and Ronnie from
Watch What Crappens, which is a podcast about the Real Housewives,
and now Love Island Summer House some other shows as well,
and they've been doing it for quite some time. We're
going to get into all of it. They were also
the two gentlemen who were with Andrew and I when
we got into a car accident in Miami. We're addressing
(00:48):
all of it, and I'm excited to have you be
part of this because I know that you probably have
plenty to say to them, oh yeah, or talk about
But I say this once again knowing that we have
already recorded everything and it's a long episode, so I'm
gonna split it into two parts.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I say.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We released one on a Wednesday, should we do one
on a Friday. Yeah, look at that two pieces. Andrew's
been getting up my ass about the length of my episodes.
Oh I know. I was like, really, is it that bad?
He's like, well, I just think you should split it
up so we can add more commercials, to which I said,
fuck those things. Yeah, you don't care about these commercials.
I'm here to serve our listeners.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
But I think he also said, well, they don't want
to listen to episodes there that long. So there's that.
Leave us a talk back on how you feel. Please
push the little microphone button. Let's get into it. Ben
and Ronnie and Andrew and Diamond, we gotta go.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
We're talking about breakfast sound.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Because there's a lot of Deva like behavior happening in
here right now, and I'm here for it and I'd
like to address it. We have Ronnie and Ben from
Watch What Crappens. Hello, gentlemen, Well hello, not just from
Watch What Crappens, which is one of our iHeart Award
winning podcast congratulations, but also you guys are our homies
and we love you. We love you, and we have
a lot to say. And Diva number three because you
(02:03):
two are the first two Diva Number three is Andrew,
who said he's on a very tight time frame here
and he can only talk for a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yeah, Andrew's got like a million jobs.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
And I also waited too long to hire interns this semester.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Like, oh, you're in intern training.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, imagine this one is the one teaching people. Just
imagine a lot to learn.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
So much.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So, you guys had a show over the weekend which
we went and saw, which was amazing, and I loved
it so much. I don't even know anything about the Housewives,
but I was so into it. And I would explain
a lot to me as well, So that was cool.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm glad that to help.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yes, I felt bad. There was a moment where I
was like, you don't have to explain anymore because I
thought she was missing parts of the show trying to
explain to me what was going on, but I could
follow enough.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, well we went. I went to the Sting thing
at the Opera House last night because I had never
been to the Opera House and I was like, I
want to go. And it was the Sting musical, which
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The Last Ship. Yes, Okay, why really?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah? Why? Sorry?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Sting, but seriously listen to this podcast. Sorry Sting. I mean,
you still look great and stuff, but why But anyway,
in the opera they have you know, you can press
a little button and then it has a transcript pop
up right in front of you. So we need that.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I think for our show, I could hear everything you
were saying.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
I just yeah, but just like to explain, you know,
we could have little wikis come up like Drenda Medleyrius
Alcoholic beats people. You know.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So you guys are very popular. You're BRA celebrities now,
which we are going to get to. But I have
to address the one thing first because when I mentioned
you guys on our show, on The Big Show, Elvis
immediately said, wait, these are the guys. You guys were
in a car accident with right got hit by a
drunk driver. I was like, yes, that is a that
is the two of the Andrew and I have talked
about it before, but I feel like now that we
(03:47):
have the other two eye witnesses to the crime, yes,
we need to address that quickly before Andrew has to
head out in like ten minutes.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Much like Diamond herself, I should say the one who
crashed into us, not diamonds, right O, diamond.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
This is gonna be tough because we do have two diamonds,
so we'll stick with diamond the gem and diamond the stripper.
So we're gonna talk about diamond the stripper. I don't
know if she was a stripper, just definitely a sex
worker of some sort.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Yeah, you know you said that, but we're in Miami
at that point, so.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
It's hard to know.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I was like, check out lady, probably a sex worker.
Door man probably a sex worker. The guy driving the
car probably a sex worker. I mean, the whole time
we were driving is like anything else I can do
for you, I'm yours all day long.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
And we got into that accident as soon as I
asked him to put bad Bunny on. So that's kind
of sad, A little responsible for it.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
It was basically a responsible responsible.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
I felt that you were a little responsible for it
as well.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
Yeah, you're like, let's party came out the sun roof,
like as Miami, So you're.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Saying, based on what I was wearing, I deserved it.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Basically, I'm basically saying you're probably a sex worker.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
It was funny, It was all worth it for this
amazing story and experience that we now have together.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Exactly have you told your friends about what happened?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Oh? Yeah, I mean that's a great story.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I mean, how do you describe it?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Well, I just say I'm like, oh my god, you guys,
I was on Miami and I was in a car
accident and I'm like that, I go, it was just
a fender bedder. They go, oh, and then but you
know you got to like come in like, you know, good,
like cold open.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah. I was like, we were in Miami, we got
hit by a drun driver.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah. Yeah. By the way, what are the odds that Diamond,
the girl who hit us, is going to wind up
on Love Island. I feel like there's a good chance
she'll be there.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Right Andrew was thinking batties.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah, I was thinking batties. Okay, come get your batty chain. Diamond,
like she is one hundred percent like a bad girl's
club material.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Yeah. Well, we had the nicest driver. So we were
at this food festival and so for that day, Ryni
and I were doing our podcast at it, and you
guys were also doing your show, and so the festival
gave us a driver for the day, and we had
the sweetest nicest man. It like almost didn't even seem real. Everything.
Every time we got in the car, he's like, wherever
you need me to take you, I will take you there.
I am at your service for the day. I felt
(05:55):
like it was weird almost, And so he was so
so kind. So we're like, you guys, come with our driver.
We can all get in the same car. And he's
so nice, he wants to drive us anywhere. So he
pulled into this poor man's car, not realizing we'd be
doing him to an accident with Diamond.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I think it was his first day too. You guys
got that impression right, because he was very like, oh
my god, anything, you know what else? Do you want
me to get you in the front, in the back,
in the middle. Maybe I'll drive into the building. Do
you want me to get you inside the building? He
was very like day number one, and that is a
man who's never been in the wreck. So we're driving.
We thought, we I don't know, we don't know if
we hit somebody or what. We just hear like and
(06:35):
kind of a bump. Actually no, you were like, she's.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Gonna hit us. And now that you're like saw the iceberg, You're.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Like she's hitting us, and then as she hit us,
she's hitting us. And I was like, no, I don't
think you know such a long I feel like.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It was such a scrape.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was like a down the side.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Of the car was pulling in.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Shut into the lane first and then she stopped. So
then we went around, and as we started going around,
she decided, okay, I will now go forward. So as
we're going around, her was like she pulled forward into it,
and were like, oh my god, we have to get
to a food party.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
We were on the way and after party, like the
Chef's after party or.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Whatever were the chefs partying. You know.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
We were with Andrew's sister Jackie, and then this little creature.
I was like, she's gonna try and flee, which is
pretty much what she did.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
And you know, I have just such a different attitude
from you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I was like, who cares?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Like whatever, I mean somewhat, it's a fender vender in
a big city.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
And You're like, no, this isn't We're getting justice and
this guy's about to have a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
My poor driver. He's like, oh my god, what do
I do?
Speaker 5 (07:39):
So we you're like you better follow her, and you're
screaming out the window and she's like what you know,
She's waving like her giant nails out the window, like
hold on, You're like bowl over. So she keeps driving
and you're like, we're going to get her. We're going
to get this bitch.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
And she was just.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Driving through an area she could pull over, so you
were ready to go because you thought she was fleeing.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
She did flee, well, I mean.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Street. We pulled over, so like our driver gets out
and she gets out and she comes just like walking
over to the car and she looks at her she
fling as an Arma goes, I mean it's barely nothing.
I mean okay, like, here's my license, whatever, here's my information.
I've got places to be, Okay, I've taken pictures, like
here's my number. I gotta go. I got places. I'm like,
where are you going? You got to a car accident?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, yeah, specially but he was breaking down. He was like,
but you hit my car. She's like I know, I'm sorry.
She's like, I know I hit you. I'm so sorry.
What do you want me to do? Like, here's my
information whatever? And he's like no, but you hit it.
And she's like, I know, what do you want me
to do? And he's like, we're calling the police. She's like, oh,
for christ sake, She's like, I have places to be
(08:47):
because anyone who's ever been a defender vendor in the
city hi me multiple times.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
My fault.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Obviously you can tell how I was like sympathetic towards her.
I'm like, what do you want her to do? And
you guys walking out and you had her on video.
She's like, you can stopped taping me. I was like,
I'm not taping you, and you're like I am to you.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Because he's the thing that was pissing me off the
most is she kept be like I do there's like
nothing even wrong, Like I don't even know what you
want me to do about, Like I can bought that
out right now, bitch, then do it. You can't bof
that out right now. Meanwhile, we get out a car
and look at it and there was a scratch down
the entire side of a BMWSB And this was not
his car.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
This seemed like his perstade job. And he was the
sweetest man and he had like it felt like he
had given over himself for us, like he had actually said,
I'm going to sign away my soul for you guys,
Like I just want to sacrifice everything. And now he
was gonna get in trouble, he might lose his job
or something because the car that he was driving got
all scratched up so made a blood oat somewhere. Yeah,
(09:43):
it was like he was very dedicated.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
That car was made out of smoke in the first place.
It's just like kind of a genie lamb for something.
But he's freaking out and in a big city, like
they don't do any la, they don't do anything. If
you get an defender bender, they're like, good luck, you know,
go to the police station for three hours and violet.
So I thought that's what we have to do. Yeah,
and the police aren't going to come. So we called
the police and then we're just sitting there waiting. I
was like, you guys, the police are not coming.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
It's like South Beach or South Beach on a Saturday night,
like they've got other priorities.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Yeah, it was like Grand Theft Auto over there. There's
cars like driving up onto the curve, you know, running
random people over, and we're like we run our car,
get the police. Yeah, so you're like, we're going to
the police. Then look up the police. So we look
up the police on the Apple Maps. You're like, we're going.
So we take him to the police station. And that
(10:40):
was the best police station I've ever been to. It
was amazing. That was like the best tourist thing I've
ever done.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That police station on South Beach.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah. Well it was quite a few blocks away, which
is very convenient, and we went in. I thought it
was gonna be like I thought it was gonna be
like night court. I thought like there'd be like prostitutes,
like like three prostitutes all like strung together with like handcuffs,
like at a rope or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Like the kids crossing the street.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, I thought guys in trench coats like other people.
I just thought, like like guys like denim jen like vests,
you know, yeah, like like coraled around.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
I thought, just be like just like guys for exposing
each exposing themselves in a movie theater or something.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
You know. My only idea of like what jail is
like late at night is from eighty sixcoms, like when
the Golden Girls went to jail Nightcore it's like, you
know whatever, there's like a Hyajin's. It's like the kids
on like who's the boss, Like went to a concert
and went to jail. I mean, I don't know if
that actually happened. I just assumed that was an episode.
But then we got it was empty. Yeah, not a
(11:36):
soul at all.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
They don't show up for crimes.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And I was like, yeah, at South Beach, where are
all the criminals? There were souls and they were hot souls.
That was Low Island. Remember we walked in. There were
like fine people there, there were the guys. The cops
were hot, and we're totally down to do. Like what
do you call it? Content?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
For sure?
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Remember did we guy to sneak a picture of the
cop that we talked to.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
It wasn't. I just took the picture.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
We literally all took pictures like it was a movie
star on the street. We stood around him like, oh
my god, this guy's so hot. But the cops station,
like you go in and there's like a big flamingo
in a police uniform, like, hi, welcome to the police station.
And then there's headshots on the walls of all the cops.
And then yes, and then there's a trophy. It's it's
(12:21):
like best like, yeah, best perp tackler. Yeah, it literally was.
It was like the best best armed response to a
break in. It's like they were like second place. They
were like second and third place.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I wonder who came in first.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I think they should televise those games. I want to
see it. It's like clue that like the police Academy
has some sort of like Okay, on Saturday, we're going
to spruce up on our skills, so and we'll give
out medals for who does it best, and they have
them hanging like very excitedly. Yeah, it felt like a
high school. The trophy case I did, it was all
airy and then like the child it felt sort of
(12:57):
like a high school or like kind of like walking
into a dead mall, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, it was just a lot more accurate.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, it was very Florida like old movie star like
here's all the old cops who made.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
All this happen.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
And then the trophy case with all the things, and
then there was a trophy case just for the canine
canine dogs over the years, and they had like different
statues of all the different canine which I mean they
all look the same, like not to be doggiest, but
they're literally all the same dog but they had different statues.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
It was so cute.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
And then they had like cops in movies, so remember
this movie from the twenties and you know these famous
cops and like the CCD brow it was, I mean
it was Greatward are exactly Midnight's over Miami.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I get to the end of all of this, and
I was obviously the person who was like, we're not
leaving until this is done, which I did say, you
guys could go without me. I'm just sticking around family.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
We're we're leaving there. God knows, you'd probably get work,
so true walk out of there with the jobs.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
I probably would. I am in, but we want to
give like a witness statement. I couldn't do it because
I didn't have my ID, so Andrew has to do it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And I asked her, what do I say before you?
Speaker 1 (14:05):
What do I say? I'm like, I don't know what
just happened. You just say what happened.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I got hit by this dumb bitch diningd.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
Nobody is contacting me since so I think she is
still on the run.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
She's definitely got her license plate and some sort of
ID card that was definitely I.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Took a picture. I was like, listen, we're going to
get her insurance. She handed me her phone with her
insurance card on it, and you're like, that's AI, that's
not real, that's she could have faked that. I was like,
how is she going to fake her insurance card in
this five seconds? And you're like, she hits people all
the time. You know she has a fake.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
You were ready to put a bag over her head
and holler into and died.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I died, so then because I never saw a license,
I'm just saying we saw a bank.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
She didn't show us.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Car, no license.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
You know what was so funny is you were like this,
this fucking bitch, this bitch she thinks she could do it.
And we're like yeah, totally. But then we're kind of like,
you know, she's really hot. I know we loved her.
I was like number and now I love her attitude.
She's like, you know what I crashed into, but I've
got places the beat, so here's my information. By I
was like, bit, we were kind of like fanning out.
We're like, we love dying. We were like we're still
here for two days, let's get her number. Sheems so fun.
(15:12):
I'm like, I can't believe this is out.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Right, just like but she's amazing, and you're like, she
shouldn't be drunk driving. I'm like, capture so expensive here
and it's like Saturday.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
She's working hard for her money.
Speaker 6 (15:23):
Did she have a tattoo on her like near her boobs?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yea?
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Or am I just imagining?
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Nope?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
She had it was on her collarbone, which brings me
to the next part of this whole thing. I ran
into her days later.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
I mean, you're ago you put like an air tag
on that girl, because that's crazy that two days later
you're like, I found her.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I did so in that scenario, I felt like it
was a universe telling me to pull her hair, like
she had gotten away so much. You guys didn't really care,
but I was like, oh, this poor driver getting hit
by a drunkie, Like this is crazy. And then she
pulls up next to me at a bar doing sex
work by the way, and I was like, this is it.
You first wants me to do it? And my boss,
what did he say? Elvis was like, I swear to God,
(16:04):
if you cause a scene right now, I will pull
your hair.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Do not do up for those girls. I literally cannot
believe that you ran into her a week later, Like
that is one of the craziest things, Like in the
whole wide world, the whole city, you ran into Diamond
Diamond icon.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Which Diamond, by the way, that was her alleged last name, Diamond.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
If anyone knows her, patron say, I'm like, please make
her the grand marshal off of a Pride. She should
be the new flow progressive.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I actually posted pictures of her and people were like,
that is a drag queen. I say it was not.
That is not I don't think that's a man. That
is a cute girl who's doing some sex work at
a hotel.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Yeah, sex work is work, gone to Okay, what the hell?
That's harder than my job?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Literally there literally yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
I just felt like the universal line to tell me
to do something, and I still couldn't do it. And
I know that had not taking photos videographic evidence, no
one would believe me that I ran into this woman
a week later. I was all saw the picture and
it was the same tattoo, yeah yeah, and same bitch
ass voice. That's actually what I initially, I can't.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Believe you met you recognized that voice. I mean, I
remember her voice too. She just had She had such
an entitled, like attitude that was so funny. That's why
I think we liked her because we watched The Real
housewise exactly, I want a real house. I have talks
like that, but like, yeah, three seasons and so she's like,
she's like, I mean, what do you want me to
do about it? I was like, she's ready for the reunion.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
What do you want my my liver?
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
I said, I'm sorry, what more do you want from me?
Do you want me to buff it off for you?
I'll go get some pain. You're like, you can't just.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Buff that off. I was like, I do wish since
you were at a bar and you were on a barstool,
I do wish you had swiveled around and faced her
and said, well, hello, Diamond was so perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I swiveled and stared, but it was at the back
of her head, so there was nothing. And that's when
my boss swiveled me back. I said, do not whatever
you're about to do.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Do that's it.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
I mean, honestly, I was kind of annoyed with the
driver because the driver was like who keeps us there
all day. Like if that was me, I would be like, you, guys,
I'm so sorry. I'm getting you an uber whatever, go
in that gar I'll deal with this police. But he
was just he just never been in this situation. So
he's like, I need witnesses. Listen, you don't need witnesses.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
We were like on call life coaching. I was powerful,
you are strong. She was sexing him for a week. Afterwards,
It's like, are you okay? And he's like, you're such
a special person. Thank you so much. I hope the
universe comes and blesses you. I'm doing much better and
I was still bothering me, but I don't know. I'm
(18:41):
better day by day.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
I was like, nobody died, sir, Okay, you took two
hours of our life for this day. Although it was
better than the party, we got to the party and
we were like, well this sucks now.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
We just had the best night. I know. We got
to that party. First of all, there was like no
lights in that party was so my memory of that
party is that it was just like dark. It was
just all like shadows of people and then.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
There was a party. Thank God for small face. I know,
they weren't all Diamonds at that party, but.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I remember I was really excited because I met Owen Han,
the sandwich guy frombe by the Way. He's so cute.
I was like, you got totally come on to Crappins.
We're gonna talk about top Chef. But of course we
didn't talk about Top Chef and I haven't invited on
to Crappins, but I was like, very excited about it.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Let me ask you this now that we should be
talking about watch it Crappins. Do you guys ever wield
your podcast for these exact reasons, like, Oh, he's cute,
let me see if I can get him on the podcast,
because I try.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
I really try.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
What cuties have you gotten on here?
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Well, we just had Nick Cannon, who was like my
childhood crush. I can't even say child.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
TVD.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I did immediately miss my period.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Nick Cannon was on when Taboo came Diamond and I
were like, what, this man is gorgeous. He's in the
Black Eyed Peas Bubba Wallace, a babe. He was so cute.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
So yes, I try to.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Wield it a little bit to get them in here.
But then they get in here, and I don't ever
act on anything or do well.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Brovos mostly like Real Housewives, and then the guys are
all like straight guys. You don't want to yeah, you know,
sleep with So no, we don't wield it and we
don't really interview people that much.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Back in like fifteen years ago, fifteen and sixteen years ago,
I had some podunk podcasts and I definitely used it
to get an interview with a playgirl model that was
that was like, my my, that was very ill.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
What was that like?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
He was not very interesting but crazy, but like he
came on the podcast, it was wonderful.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Did you make out after?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Yes? Yeah, yes, Oh my gosh, yeah wow that works.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
You could shoot your shot and get somebody on your
podcast then maybe make out with later. Who would it be?
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Oh my god?
Speaker 5 (20:47):
If I if I bed I just like my favorite
guest are like cast for mattress ads.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I'm like, that sounds so sexy.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I hate you.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Probably I'm into it.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know, like I mean, it's such a funny question.
If I could like use it to get like a
celebrity hall pass, Yeah, you know, I really you know,
I really like tell a lot is Miles Garrett. Now
the l A Rams you.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Know, right, yeah, what a choice that was unexpected?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Unexpected, but like but uh, you know.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Miles Garrett. Yeah, okay, I'm over here pushing for Roman
Reigns because we had him in once. He's a w
W E wrestler. I showed him to you guys at dinner.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yes, he came in saying he looked like some people say.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He's got a Jason Momoa thing. Oh yeah, but I
think he's even cuter than Jason Momoa and he's super sweet.
But he came in and when I'm actually attracted to someone,
I turned into an absolute deweb. Couldn't look at him,
couldn't speak. They even called it out. I would like redemption.
I've I've practiced, I've grown. Now I think I can
make out with him.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Wait was he on this podcast?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Was on the he was on the show.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Okay, see, but now you gotta invite him on be like,
oh my god, it was so great having you on
this show. You got to come do my podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Right, all these years later, I have grown up and
I can have a conversation with you. I don't know
if I actually could you have.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Any but you could totally do it. You could DM
and be like, hey, I'm from the Elvis Ram Morning Show.
You know we you know, you came on our show
a few years ago, and I thought that was that
interview was always so fun. You should come on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
We'll be like, Oh, you're the one that didn't speak
to me or look at me.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I recall that, Yeah, probably used to it is his
name Roman, what Roman Rains Rains?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
He's cute.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
He's a babe. I don't even watch a ww He
just came in and I was like, God, what who
was that?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
What's he doing right now?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Get him in here, you know, Diamond, get him in here.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
I didn't know that people used podcasts to get late.
I mean, I've never thought like, Wow, I'm gonna bang
somebody to get on that podcast.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
You know? Is that a thing? Well? I guess so, Ben, Yeah, Ben,
I did. It was. It was very exciting. It was
more like it wasn't like he was thinking he wasn't
going on the podcast to get late. It was more
like I was like I basically was like I just
think it'd be cool to like have this like just
basically be in this guy's proximity. Because I thought he
was really hot and then it worked.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Out one thing, let do another.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, it was unexpected.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Meanwhile, Ronnie or you're carrying the torch just being a
stand up guy caring about mattresses please.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Yeah, I mean I'm fine banging somebody like from the
ros stress for less, like I don't need a I
don't need it like a playgirl model, Chris celebrity, like
I'm find the hot dog seller downstairs was kind of cute,
Like that's fine.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Our diamond here, who is now part of this Hello, Hi, Hi,
you took over for Andrew when he stood out, and
I appreciate it. Our diamond says, when women start going
down in the me too movement, I'm gonna be the
first one. Oh, because of the things that I say,
not because of anything I've done, but because of things
that I just openly say to people. Okay, and I'm
sort of excited for this moment to happen.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
Your cancelation, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think you can only get canceled if you let
people cancel you, Like, what are you gonna?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah, you have to have the housewives mentality where you
just keep coming back any Yeah, you just keeps showing up,
I am yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
And I feel like there's like only been one one
person's been truly canceled, like really has never come back,
and that's my Michael Richards. And I think everyone else
just comes back. They just everyone comes back eventually.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Right because people forget. They're like, I know this person
did something that pissed me off seventeen years ago, but
I don't really care.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, there's just so much fresh stuff to be pissed
off about every day. Yeah, like gets backlogged.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
I feel like if Chris Brown had had has had
the comeback that he has had, where he's now selling
out shows and women are just lining up to pay
eleven hundred dollars to have him touch them. Anyone can
stay uncanceled. Anyone but Diamond. I ask you if you
could wield the power of this podcast as if there
is any to get someone on here to make out
with them later.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Who would be ooh that's hard.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Hello, I don't think I have one. I hate no.
Speaker 8 (24:53):
I say this all the time, like I don't have
a celebrity crush.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Finally, yeah, I would say, just someone who's just attractive, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Reach James okay, and he's in America. This summer for
the World Cup, but England won't last long.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
So hello, if you're out there, we have a podcast.
Speaker 8 (25:09):
Yeah, I'm trying to thank somebody else not to make
out with. But I love bokay Osaka to come in
just so I could be around him and his fiance, Like, Okay,
I wouldn't make out with her more than I want to.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Make out with him.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I think it's just fun to be like, you know,
it's fun to be like, oh my god, like who
could come on the podcast whatever for this? But like
it's actually for me as just like someone who often
goes and becomes like a fangirl. I just am excited
to have people on who I can be like, oh
my god, you're my favorite. Yeah, you know, like like
that's actually the most exciting thing for me, just to
be like now we could be friends and.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Acts really cool to just interview people and you get
to know so much about somebody in this like longer
form conversation than when we just do it really quickly
on the show and it's ten minutes maybe fifteen minutes
and then they have to go. It is fun.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
But still, I mean Bill and I I would make
out with him Bill and.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
I would be the guy you would get on.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Here Rum and Rainsson.
Speaker 5 (26:03):
Yeah, wow, that's quite a that's quite a lazy season.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
You want to kiss him?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Whoa, he's so smart cringe and he's so like puny.
I love it.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
What about what's his name? What's the other famous scientist.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Neil de grass Tyson? Yeah, okay, so we've had him,
We've had him on the show and then we had
him on a podcast and he is a yapper, not
that all of us in this room are not, but
you can't get a word in with him. And also
like I just went to say hi to him and
he picked up a purple permanent marker and just signed
my arm. I was like, oh whoa, whoa, whoa, wet
(26:40):
my hand out to shake his hand, and he was like,
oh whoa, hello and just signed it. I was like,
I feel like I was violated in some capacity here,
but also like.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Kind a worm, I like, who means you asked for that?
How did you? What was the rest of that day
like for you? When people like what was on your arm?
Neil de grass Tyson's it was bizarre.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I didn't even not one person even ask they were
I think if you saw me walking around with Marker
on any part of my body, would you even question it?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
No, no, yeah, they're just like there she goes.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Again, So Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson out Bill Nye And yes, yeah,
I feel like there's like several other like very attractive celebrities,
but I don't know, like Miles Gatt was the first
one that jumped into my mind. But and that's and
and that's yeah, you know what I'd like about Miles
Garrett said, he's a nerd.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
He's like, he feels nice.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
He's obsessed with dinosaurs. And he also yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Know, no, she doesn't believes it for me, really, you
don't like that.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
I just I'm confused by dinosaurs.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Can I can I tell this confused by dinosaurs? Like,
do you believe they existed? Well?
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I have questions?
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Yeah, we go.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
So she started to come around a little. It used
to be they didn't exist, and then we had like
archaeologists and people talk to her. She's like, Okay, so
they existed, but I'm not really sure when they existed
or what they looked like. And I think the we
don't know what they look like is fair that one's
fine because we don't know if they had feathers or
for our hair, because that stuff doesn't fossilize it at all.
And if you look at like the skeleton of a rabbit,
(28:05):
it looks scary, but it's a rabbit like so cute.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Fine, So maybe like they're big and cute, like I
picture a.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
T rex maybe having been like big bird. If they're
closely related to birds more than amphibians or reptile, it'd be.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Fun if we had kind of like a revision of
what the what they look like.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
No, just options.
Speaker 8 (28:23):
We've had too many revisions. How do we know that
the revisions are right? I'm just saying, but that's how
science works. You learn something and then you learn more
about that thing.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Well, look, I just want to get it. I want
to get it on the record that I do believe
in dinosaurs and I've seen Jurassic parks out. But also yeah,
and as far as how they look, I do kind
of hear that because the other day we were talking
about babies and like how you can test, you know,
in vitro or whatever, if the baby's going to have
(28:54):
a disease, if they're gonna whatever. Why can't we see
if that baby's going to be ugly, why can't you
take why can't you take the DNA and run some
kind of scan if they can do that for dinosaurs,
and see how ugly this baby is going to be. Because
if you have certain embryos saved that you've paid all
this money to have saved, They're like, well, I want
the boy, you know. A plot line is like I
(29:14):
only want the boy babies and if that doesn't work,
then forget it. We're like, well that's sexist, Like why
don't you pick a cute one? But what if you
have the ugly boy and you just killed an ugly girl?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Right or like a beautiful girl that I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yes, you don't believe in dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Call them you know what?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Fun like a Jurassic Park thing. We do have to
take some dinosaur DNA and make like a little dinosaur
just so we can see how it turns out, because
you're right, we do. We have just sort of assumed
that they are these kind of like reptilian creatures and
we've just gone with it. But like I'm looking at
this big plexiglass draft, it could look like that, you know, Like,
who's to say serve to Ronnie's point, if you see
(29:56):
a skeleton, you have no idea that skeleton, if that
was that person was hot at one point.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
No, and that is.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Like we are making divess look really ugly. They could
be cut and cuddly.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
After all, Imagine people a million years from now, like
Earth is over going to be around in that amount
of time, but imagine they find a giraffe skeleton. They're
gonna be like, what in the fuck was this thing?
And imagine what they build around it. Meanwhile, they're like
the coolest patterned animal of all times.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Yeah, they're lovely things in the Yeah, they'll be depicted
like it will be like a party game we like
telestrations or something will be have like a crazy face
with like jaws and everything that people will be scared of.
And they're just like the loveliest, sweetest, you know, long
tongued things, you know, and also very deadly.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
I don't know if you've ever seen them stomp a lion.
Fascinating it is.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
They do love to I've never seen them stomp a lion.
They do that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
If I watched a video of a lioness going after
baby giraffe and mama giraffe stomped the ship out of
that thing. I mean, oh wow, it was brutality.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah. You know, animals really they play a blood sport,
like they will all kill each other, and they will
all eat each other. You know when people say, well,
they are only interested in these animals. If them is
hungry enough, it will eat out like us. And if
it's if it's yes, and if it's scared enough, it
will kill anything.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Yeah, it's like us.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
All right, all right, we're gonna wrap it up right there,
because again Andrew's been up my butt about the length
of episodes, so I had to make it a short one.
We're gonna release the second side of this on Friday
if Andrew lets me. This guy's getting real bossy, like
talk about diva behavior. But yeah, if you have something
that you want to say to us about it, seriously,
(31:31):
leave us a talk back. Hit the little microphone button
on the iHeartRadio app, like follow, subscribe, follow us online
at sauce on the side. You know what, we leave
people a lot of instructions. Yeah, no one does any
of this right, Like you just tune out.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
No, they need to listen foursome.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I want well, I want you to listen, but I don't.
I'm telling you to do a lot of things, do
it all, which is one annoying because if you're never
gonna do it, you're like, shut up. I hear you
say this all the time. I'm never gonna do it,
and if you have done it, you're probably like, bitch,
I already did it enough. Either way, fine, once again,
I'll blame Mager. He forces us to say this. Do
you like how I'm acting like Andrew bosses me?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yes, I believe it.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Yeah, Andrew is a diva. But follow us on Instagram.
I am at Baby Hot Sauce.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
You are at Diamond Sincere and.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
We will be back in like two days with the
second half of these clowns because they are hilarious. These
guys genuinely make me laugh really hardy. They are funny
on air off air, They're funny dudes, And thanks for listening.
Say bye Diamond Bye.
Host
Medha Gandhi
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