March 11, 2026 • 45 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond drag Nate back into the studio to have a quick chat about how he wants to meet someone he's been spying on for a while. They also discuss romantic gestures that give them the ick, conspiracy theories they now believe, and what they will no longer argue with people.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Sauce on the side. We have a special guest back
in the studio with us today and I'm so excited.
He's looking at his watch already.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No better, hurry up. I'm missing the love of my
life right now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, Nate, you don't know, you know you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Could be the love of my life across the way
right now.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Can we talk about this in the first second? So people,
First of all, people really loved you and scary being
on the podcast. Here we go, good lord, he has
his backpack on and everything. Old dork to school.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I gotta go see my future ex wife. I don't
know what to tell.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You, So future ex wife, Lindsay. Let's talk about Lindsay.
Nate we know is single, he's mingling, he's having a
good time, as we discussed.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well not really, but just will just lie and it
sounds good.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, can we ask why are you not having a
good time? You're handsome, you have lots of stuff going for.
What's the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's a lot of effort to be single. You know
this diamond right yeah, which is why I want to
try and get it hooked up with the girl that
lives across the way. You're the one encouraging this.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, yes, so there's no story. There's a woman who
we can see, we see enter her apartment from our offices.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Very New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes, it is very creepy. I've named her Lindsay, and now.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We don't know if that's her name.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, okay, But Nate thinks that if we write a
little sign and stick it up in the window, there'll
be this magical love connection. I think the issue with
this is he's never seen the woman's face. You can't
see her.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Say, she's blonde, okay, I'm guessing somewhere between five foot
and five eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, so she's a normal woman.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
She's a blond woman, can't tell the age. Appears to
be single. Based on the movements around the apartment. I
don't think there's a guy in there unless he's very
very sure.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Not anymore. He's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
There was a guy.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
There was a guy.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh yeah, there was a guy that we all thought
was cute.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, right, black, dry, black, chiseled man.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We used to watch him. Yeah, we'll call him Devon. Okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh, then she doesn't want me. She might, No, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You don't know. I think that hole once you go black.
You never know notly I've been there and I came back.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah. Yeah, what if she's missing teeth like all of that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, then I'll find out. But what if it is
Think about the positive side of this.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I think the bigger issue with all of this is
you want us to create this sign.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
For you, and because it is weird.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
If I do it myself, it's weirder.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay. Imagine that you're actually out, like at a bar
or something. I think it's way weirder for somebody's friend
to come up to me and be like, hey, man,
my friend thinks you're cute. Then him to just come
over and be like, hey, I think you're cute, which
is essentially what you're asking.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let me let me put you put yourself in Lindsay's shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, Oh I'm thinking about devance.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, I can't even do this. What would work for you?
If you're across the way, you're leaving the bedroom in
your kimono, Not that I've seen it, but it's pretty nice.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Kim not a row. It's a kimona a lot of
the time. It's actually workout a time.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. Okay, So we have a blonde woman in a
kimono already, k.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, you're walking turning on the lights in your living room,
you're walking to your very spacious kitchen for New York City,
that's a huge apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then you just glance as you're going to the
espresso maker and you see a sign in the window.
What sign would get your attention that you would actually
respond to?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So I think I pictured myself up there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Maybe just like an Instagram handle at Nate Marino. Maybe
that's it. Because if there was more too much information,
I'd be like, how long has this dude been staring
into my window? I'm a little creeped out by it.
If it was friends holding up the sign for him,
I'd still be like, yeah, he's kind of a post.
I don't know about this.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm not sure how to approach the sign thing. Diamond,
what would you say you?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I think you should put a picture of your face
and helps follow me at because like she we don't
know what she sees, you know what I mean, we
don't know what she's looking at. So she just if
you just say follow or like just put the act,
she'll she'll pro She could think it's one of the girls.
She could think it's me.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do you know what I find insane? Around here? We're
staring in all these people's windows. It's natural. No one's
ever staring back at us. How weird is that these
as the street. They couldn't give a ship to look
at them right now.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
They stare look.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'll say this, if you live in one of these buildings,
you really learn to not pay attention.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I would be staring in here constantly. She has never
stared back, Yes she has. I haven't seen her.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I caught her well.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I waved first, not that she was waving to get
my attention. I was waving to get hers. I don't know.
Base on the fact that you don't have a consensus.
I don't think this is a good idea. I don't
think this is going to be a love match. I don't. Yeah,
doesn't seem like I'm gonna, you know, get anything out
of it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean no, if you want to be incredibly creepy,
you could figure out which apartment unit she's in. You
could like a flower or something.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, I agree it's creepy, but I also think everything's
creepy anymore. I think it's creepier to like creep someone online, Like,
it doesn't feel creepy to us because we're just doing
it all the time and it's whatever. But didn't people
used to just like pop up and be like, Hi,
here's a flower. Yeah, hey, pretty lady.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean it's better than sliding innerd oh, No, it's
actually worse than sliding.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, if someone left the flower at my apartment, I
would call.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It cope for here's what's gonna happen. I do put
my face up, which I don't think helps, or I
put at Nate Underscore Marino. If you're listening, Lindsey, give
me a follow. But my fear is that the next
time I come in, all the blinds are down and
they never go up again. That's my fear.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, but then who cares Alicia?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What if she's not attractive?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think she's from Granted I didn't have my glasses on,
but granted I think she's very try. I'm going to
give it to her. I think she's Lindsay, if you're listening,
I don't That wasn't me. I just like to have
coffee with you and get to know you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Is that your dream first date?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know. Scary said it was kind of whimsical.
Please whimsicle. Now I can whimsical. It's kind of whimsical.
The fact that you meet from across the way. People
are online are going to bars. So okay, this is
a clever way to meet someone great, even if it
doesn't go anywhere. Let's just say, yeah, I want to
(06:46):
This is her lindsay, Oh my god, girls, I just
went on a date with a guy that works in
the office to cross the way. Oh my god, I
was it?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Where was the date? This is what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think it would just be coffee, maybe a drink.
What if she doesn't drink? She looks pretty healthy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
She does look very healthy. She works out, she goes
to the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Why do you think they're long after?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He was too hot for her?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh god, what you say? I have a better chance
because I'm average guy. I hate this podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Love you hey, ladies at Nate Underscore, Marino at Nate Underscore, Marino.
If you want to holler, he really did, just get
up and walk out. This is too funny. I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I love this place.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I say this all the time and this I say
for you, for me, for everybody. I think the way
people look at arranged marriages in this country is very
small minded, as far as like, oh my god, there's
a fourteen year old child bride marrying a fifty year old.
There are so many places where that is not the case,
and it is much more of a matchmaker type situation,
(07:56):
which people are fine with matchmakers. But who would better
for you than your sister, your parents, your best friend,
maybe a cousin if you put all of those minds
together to come up with a list of people, not
just one. This is the one you're gonna marry him,
but like a list of people, Hey, I think you'd
be really compatible with this person. Here are the reasons
(08:16):
why I think that grouping of people, which is often
how it's done, will come up with really solid compatible
matches for you and all of the things that you're
probably not thinking about. Yeah, we'll see you won't let
anyone do it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I've tried. My sister has led me down.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Your sister can be only your sister. Wait go on,
Oh she tried.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She made me get back on the apps and literally
I give I got my number and he started sending
me beats that he made, and I was like, and
this is why it's not happening. Delete You're blocked and
the app is deleted again.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, can we go down this path for one second.
Some of the cringiest things that have ever happened to
you in the name of romance? I because here's the
thing the we'll say all the time, like Nate's again,
Nate's a good looking guy. I think if he went
and held up to sign himself and she could actually
see his face, she probably wouldn't be as creeped out
(09:14):
as if like other people here did the same thing.
I won't name names, but she wouldn't be as creeped
out because he's cute. And the only difference between creepy
and romantic is how attracted you are to somebody. So
I say that, and obviously the things I'm going to
tell you are coming from people that I guess I
was not as attractive to as I thought.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Go ahead, lay it on me now, I'm into it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, I'm laughing because I'm just like, I'm actually starting
to sweat a little because I'm reliving the Oh God
about it. Okay, I was in the car with this
guy once he was giving me a ride home and yeah,
this song my whole life has changed by genuine it
came on. He turned it down and I started singing
(10:00):
loud as fuck over it whilst looking me dead in
the eye but driving forward. Everything about it. I was like,
I'm gonna talk and roll out of this car because
one he's gonna kill us. Two I've never been more uncomfortable.
Please don't serenade me. I don't know why they make
it look so cute in movies. Anytime as has happened
to me, I want to vomit. I feel my ovary shrivel.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's just weird.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's so nice in movies.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Also, ugh, like you don't feel weird singing to me
and you can't sing? Yuck?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know you could sing? That was what made it worse.
I was like, Eh, were you waiting all this moment?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh my god, getting out of here, your brag, Get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was so gross. Dumon, I'm gonna show you videos.
There are two videos in my This makes me bitchy,
and I'm aware of that, but I also feel like
anyone who knows me should expect this. Videos on my
phone of different men actually singing to me and while
they're singing, I'm just doing this.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You are what are you doing? Are you going to
attract singers? That's the question.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not not the right things, apparently.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But the oh god, it run.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's that's one. Okay, your turn creepy in the name
of romance.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh I remember I went on a first date with
a guy and we had never met in person, right
met on like Instagram, and we met. He greeted me
with a kiss on the lips. Oh, and it was
the most I have never in my life been so
(11:34):
shocked by anything. Like it scared me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I went like, how was the rest of that date?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It was very weird. It was very weird, and it
just was I was like and he looked at me
and was like, what's wrong? Like like this is not
kill buddy. Oh you just kissed me. He's like, oh yeah,
Should I not have kissed you?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You should? He was like no, I don't know you sir,
Like what.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The Like I could see his face right now and
it's not pleasant, Like I just I cringe.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So that behavior is atrocious. But if it would have
been like the hottest man ever, like you're Solomon Thomas gentleman,
I am I getting right Solomon Thomas. Yeah, if Solomon Thomas
would have showed up, because and like, I don't know
you like that, right, and you don't like kissing, especially
not people I don't know. Well apparently people even you
(12:31):
do know, you don't want to make out. You think yuck.
When I had first first moved to Boston, it was
literally like the four and a half minutes that I
was on Tinder, and this was what killed it in
many ways. Well, first of all, I got a message
from a gentleman if we would want to call him,
that I just want to know, like what goes through
(12:55):
people's minds when they said these things. Oh god, he
was like, oh my gosh, you are so pretty you
have I was like a powerpuff girl, I'd love to
see my cum dripping off your eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And you wonder why men are hated like talking.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
About it's just I guessed. I was like, what you
just say that to people? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I say people because I've seen women just like interact
with men in a very disgusting way as well.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But like like instant vagina pick.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh there was that's crazy. There's a guy who streams
and there's a clip that went viral of a girl
just walking up to him and saying all the things
she wanted to do with him. What's his name, Dennis Okay,
and it was just like it was so weird, and
he looked into the camera. I don't think she realized
(13:52):
that she was on the stream, and then he said
to her like I'm on stream and she was like,
oh hey, and like waved and I think I don't know,
but he looked at the cameraon was like, I'm so
happy the camera was rolling because it's not the first
time that something like this has happened to me. Mike,
he's attractive, but like, look, where's your pride system?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
None? People don't have pride, men, No, nobody has pride.
But also I think we're part of the problem because
people are trying to do these like romantic things and
where you're sitting here like, oh six, please don't stink
to me, don't take flowers.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I'll do this stop. I have one. Okay, one time
an ex sent a letter to my house because i'd
like stopped talking to him on everything. And I didn't
think it was sweet at all because I had like,
you're blocked for a reason, So I posted pictures of
it online and tagged him and told people to tell
(14:43):
him to leave me alone. That wasn't nice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How long ago was that?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Uh, twenty fifteen, fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay, yeah, not nice.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
That wasn't nice. But also, fuck you? Why was he
blocked because we broke up?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you cheat on you?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
No? Not that I knew of, but probably, But he
just was in a little asshole, like we broke up,
and he used to do like petty things, and he
tried to befriend a girl who like hated me, and
I was like, oh, that's the last straw. You think
you're being petty blocked? Oh okay, yeah, okay, And then
you want to send a letter to my house boohoo crying.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
How did he respond to you posting his love letter
from the hard care?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He still tried to talk to me after that. Yeah,
it was very weird. I'm like, okay, so please.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think about that stuff all the time, Like if
I were to die or something happened and I became
super famous and people released like a text thread of
my text to them, how bad will it be.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Be canceled from death?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I guess keep her alive she is going neither to
have an or health.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, they if my text messages got released, I would
I don't know what I'd do. I would never want
to be seen in public ever again. So I wish.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Scott was here. Scott and I had something go down
in our past.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Years ago, people wouldn't think that what went down, I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I mean it's basically like along the lines of
probably what people are thinking, sort of, nothing ever happened
between the two of us, but there were people who
thought something did and pretty much got a hold of
our text thread and was using that as a reason.
I could not care less about the stupid things that
(16:44):
we were sending each other that are just like dumb shit.
I think one of them had to be.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It was.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
There's a study that came out right around the beginning
of COVID and it said something like x amount of
men hurt themselves trying to suck their own dicks. And
it was like a graphic of what that looked like.
And I sent it to him, and I was like
careful out there because I just assumed if anyone was gonna.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Do it, oh, he would definitely do it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It was gonna be him. And it was just stuff
like that, So I don't care. I could not care
less if any of that stuff gets out. I think
if you know me, or if you listen to the show,
probably would expect something like that. And I also neither
one of us was trying to hit on each other,
nothing like that, but it was just things like that.
What I was mortified about was the two of us
talking shit about someone who, to be fair, kind of
(17:35):
doesn't deserve it, like deserves it, but doesn't deserve it,
annoys the shit out of us, but is like at
the bottom, like a decent person. So I was more like,
oh shit, if this person wants to get crazy and
like release all these text messages, I'm not worried about
what they're focused on. I'm worried about this other side
of things because I was shit talking and I shouldn't
(17:56):
have been, So that taught me a bit of a lesson.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I just have to say, if I've ever talked about anyone,
you definitely whether whether you deserved me going as hard
as I probably have, maybe not, but like, if you
piss me off, you deserve it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Your a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Why I talk shit about Andrew to my sister, I'm
like this fucking guy Andrew. I'm sick of him in
his curly.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Head, blah blah blah, a little bitch. And then she's like,
but you love him, Yeah, we know you, but he
deserves it. That's your love language, though, like that version
of light bullying is your love language. What I was
doing was not a love language. It was just not nice.
It wasn't And I was like, ah, shit, So what
I have learned is I now do not ever name people.
(18:45):
You still do it now? It could be anyone who's
to say, can we talking about a TV character? I
don't know, but I was like, oh, that was terrifying.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Oh see, so you're not gonna go down if you
die and your text are released, You're not going down.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sam. Of course there's the funniest stuff in our text messages.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Sometimes I put in capital letters fucker.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh another cringey. So this was the Boston thing that
I started to say and then clearly got distracted by
theges on the eyelashes. This guy was nice, and he
was like mildly attractive and I'm not even kidding you.
I had to have been on tender for a day,
that's it. He was like, what are you doing in Boston.
I'm like, oh, I just came here, I'm starting this
new job, and I told him what my job was.
(19:28):
Oh God, shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Biggest mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Shouldn't have done that. Because I show up at my
first day at this job and someone had sent me
two dozen long stemmed roses, which on its surface is like, Okay,
that's so nice. My first day of work at Boston
was really not a good day for me for many
many reasons. Yeah it was, it just wasn't a good day.
(19:54):
And then here come these two dozen long stem roses
that clearly everyone's gonna think I sent myself because I
just moved there like the day before. It was like
the day that I got there, I started. I started
the next day. So within this very short amount of time,
I talked to this person on tender. He sends me
these two dozen roses to work, and I had the
worst first day of work ever. And then here come
(20:15):
these roses, and everybody was like, m h, I bet
I'm so sure. And then one of the guys I
work was like, who sent the funeral flowers? Oh my god,
whoever this is, you're hanging out with some cheap bastard,
Like it was just across the board. Not great. And
then I, like Loki hated him for a long time
for that and didn't talk to him anymore. That was
not great, And at the end of the day, it
was actually probably a very nice thing to do, like, hey,
(20:37):
welcome to the city. I hope you have a great day.
And I'm instead was like, I hate you because of
my timing.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, I think see, I'm just certain things make me
realize I'm just not as nice of a person as
I thought as I thought I was.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know why you thought.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You were okay, but like I would have you would
think that someone would be appreciative like you said.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I should have been.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But also I'm just gonna know you. And also it's
kind of creepy that you sent this here. Did I
give you the address notes so you looked it up? Weird?
Oh Burnham.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Now if that would have been Roman Reigns, I would
have been quite excited about it, like, wow, this is
our meet cute. He embarrassed me on my first day
of work. Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I think we're gonna have to start calling out people
on their creepy shit. Whether they're attractive or not.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's not creepy. I'm saying it's not creepy. If somebody's attractive,
that's the difference. You wouldn't find it creepy if you
were very attracted to this person.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
If Reach James sent me flowers.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, you love him, you'd be fine with it.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Do you known?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I probably don't know what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You definitely don't know this. And I don't know if
I should say this out loud, But somebody I know
said that they he DMed her and I don't believe it,
Like she was dming with him, and she showed me
proof they definitely were dming.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But I'm like, the one, don't you believe this?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't know. Somebo may write in water. You know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It is cute.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Do I know her?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
No? No, she's in close proximity to us, but I
don't think you know her. He also has a girlfriend,
So I'm like, you're walking around telling people about this,
where's your shame?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Where's your shame? She doesn't care? People don't care about
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Well, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Like I understand why a lot of people don't want
to post their significant other if they're like a high
profile job, because so many times people will be like, oh,
I'm going to slide into his DMS because now that
person's value is higher because they're dating someone that's a
public figure.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
It's gross. Do you know a listener started following my
ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
See gross? I don't care if people follow someone, and
I don't care if they talk to someone, but I
think when you cross that line of trying to be
a creep when you know that they're in a relationship
with someone else, I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
We broke up right after it, so I don't know
if she ever tried to DM. It just didn't sit
well with me.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I can't wait to hear exactly who this person is.
We used to work. We used to work with a
girl here who, for some reason would always try to
like compete with people about who the celebrity was hitting on.
I know you know who I'm talking about. There was
one who was very friendly to me. He was a
(23:19):
nice guy. Every time he was here, he had asked
me to go hang out or after a concert, Hey
come over here and let's smoke a joint. Blah blah blah, whatever.
When this girl found that out, it was like, we're
in the thunderdome together. Meanwhile, you know me, I was like,
you could have him. Yeah, I'm not competing with you
over this random celebrity, Like, by all means, go for it.
(23:43):
But it was just so very bizarre. It was like
as soon as she found that out, then it became
this war back and forth that it was a one
side of war because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Care loser capital letters, exclamation point, you know who the
person is, Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And the celebrity was very cute, but he was essentially
like I feel like he's like a teenager.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Who the celebrity is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I will tell you off the air, because if I
say it, then someone's gonna put all of it together
and I don't want to get down that we're in
a rabbit hole again. So anyway, speaking of rabbit holes.
Over the weekend, it was actually last weekend, Diamond and
I went to a baby shower for a lovely sam
and they're it's such a long story, I'm gonna have
(24:31):
to try and make it short. I'm talking about the
girl who kept trying to uninvite me to things. No
long story, and I actually really like her. But okay,
so years ago we talked about this on The Big Show.
Years ago, Andrew, our friend Nick, our friend John, myself.
(24:56):
We went to a party at the house of I
will name them because we love them, the Fitzgerald sisters,
Kim and Michelle. Michelle wants survivor, she's on some of
the challenges. Kim is her lovely sister who has a
big girl job at BMW. We love them. We went
to their house for a watch party and the boys
brought a potato and we're like, oh, this is great.
(25:18):
Let's hide a potato in their home somewhere and see
how long it takes them to find a nasty potato.
Was I part of it? Absolutely? Was it my idea? No?
But I was still part of it, So I will
take my responsibility. I was certainly part of it. Fast
forward about a week and I was looking up what
could happen if you leave a potato in someone's place,
(25:41):
and I found that apparently potatoes can end up releasing
noxious gases. And there was a family in another country
that had a basement filled with nasty potatoes and they
all went in it and they died. Oh God, So
I hit the group chat and was like, guys, we
gotta get that potato out of there. They're shutting me
down left and right. I swear to God, if you
say anything, you're a snitch. Blah blah. So I said
it on the and I was like, I just want
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to say, we need to get that potato out there.
So I was the only one who in any capacity
was trying to make this stupid decision that we made better.
Fast forward years and years. Sadly, John from this group
of people passed away suddenly, tragically not very long ago,
and in the process of telling stories about John, this
(26:23):
particular thing comes up, and neither Kim or Michelle knew
that the potato was in their home, to which I say, well,
maybe you'll listen to the show, which I said like
twenty times when she was yelling at me. So here
we are at this party Sam's baby shower.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I sit down.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Kim looks me dead in the face. We have beef,
That's what she said. I said, what do we What
is this beef about? She brings up the potato. I
was like, oh, yeah, that did happen for sure? Did
you ever find it? She's like, no, we haven't found
it anywhere. I've looked all over ever since we heard
this story. I've looked everywhere. I told her which cabinet
it was in. She's like, I look there, it wasn't there. Okay,
so maybe someone took it out. The potato is gone.
(27:02):
But she was like, you're never invited over again.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Then she goes, I would invite you guys over for
drinks because my apartment is right across the street, but
you're not invited.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And you're not invited to the summerhouse. I said, Kim,
I don't ever go to your apartment, nor have I
ever been invited to the summerhouse. So I'm not really
sure how this is really a thing that we're discussing
right now, but by all means, air it out and
then I would like to talk to you about female misogyny.
She was like, about what I said, we need to
(27:39):
have a conversation. Are you ready? Are you ready for
my ted talk? And she was like, oh lord, okay,
what I said. I just think it's funny that there
were three men involved in the scenario, who brought the potato,
whose idea it was? Yes, I took part in it.
I can't actly I didn't three men involved in that
one woman who was the only person who said, I
think this is a bad idea. Now we should get
(28:00):
that potato out of there. Probably not wonderful setting on
the air. Have the receipts in the group chat, and
you're coming at me. But these boys are still getting
invited over, and they're still getting invited to the Summerhouse.
The fuck? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I think it's just process of elimination at this point.
She can't be mad at John clearly. No, she can't
be mad at Andrew because for some reason, he's just
so hard to be mad at.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And then she had just been with Nick the night
before they went to a wedding together. She's probably thinking
about all the good times they've had.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So fine, it's you, it's you. But by the end
of it, I believe we had shifted the narrative. Oh yeah,
because what did you hear her say?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
She goes, she leans in. I think she thought she
was whispering. She was not. The alcohol was flowing, and
she leaned over to another friend of Veronica, and she goes,
I have an idea, how about we uninvite the guys
from the Summerhouse and invite Diamond and Gandhi. I was
just excited that I got an invitation, and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That is how we shift culture. But I do.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Think that it would be a good kick in the
ass for the guys. For sure. Uninvite them, Andrew would
be gagged, gagged. She also said that she can't stay
mad at Andrew because he plans everything, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Ah a, because he has curly hair. Curly hair, as
she said, you brought up the curly hair a minute
ago too. My baby daddy, Yeah, sometime that needs to happen,
for love of God.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What Andrew? Yeah? God, have you seen his baby?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
But you're like holding your arms like you're holding a baby.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I would hold Andrew like this if I could. He's
so Andrew was such a cute baby.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Wasn't there a video of something like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah tbt.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, so Andrew and Diamond gonna have a baby.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We've shifted the narrative because we explained what female misogyny is.
Would I just have to say on that topic since
everything's been so light hearted, female misogyny can be a
lot of things and look like a lot of things.
But I think women not having a problem when other
(30:06):
women are getting flayed for things that men get away with. Example,
the only person being in prison about the Epsteam files
being a woman who deserves to be there. I'm not
saying she doesn't deserve to be there. I just find
it fascinating that it's only a woman who goes down
in all of it, and the first person to actually
be deposed was a woman, when there are hundreds, thousands,
(30:28):
even of these creepy ass dudes who aren't paying the piper,
who aren't facing anything.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Isn't that sick?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's fascinating stuff, fascinating stuff. Just want everyone to think
about it. That's all disturbed. Listen. Also, all those people
should fry. I'm not saying that absolutely all of them
should fry. I just think it's interesting the ones who
go first.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hmm. I don't know why. Why is she not snitching
on everyone? Like you deserve to be there? Who you're
laying the price? Yes, you're paying the price. Snitch on
everybody else?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, a lot of people. And I won't go too
far down this rabbit hole yet, because soon we are
gonna have the conspiracy theory guys on and I can't wait.
You know, there are a lot of people who are
saying that the person in prison is not actually Glame Maxwell,
it's body double.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh I didn't know that one that it's.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Uh, this is not funny. This is they're describing it
as an Iranian lesbian who's been punished and she's now
taking the place of Gleame Maxwell, and Glame Maxwell is
just out running these streets somewhere. So who's to say
they did one of those like facial comparisons. Eyes don't match,
the nose doesn't match, she's gained this weight, blah blah, blah,
blah blah. I don't know. At this point, anything could
(31:36):
happen and I'd be.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like, I'm kind of here for it.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That tracks.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I love it. I can't wait to hear more conspiracy
theories that they have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Listen, whoever rolled out all of these plans and all
of this like over inundation of information was a genius,
because we are at the point where I don't believe
my eyes. I don't believe my ears, I don't believe anything.
There's stuff that I see, I see and I'm like,
is that real? Well, I'm not really sure, And like,
am I psychotic? Am I dealing with some sort of
psychosis here, maybe maybe a little in some ways, but
(32:06):
also like, damn, you can't trust anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Have you heard of the panda theory?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, I have, of course I have. Guy on Diamond
explain the panda theory.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Well, this guy from Southern charm his name is Craig.
He's a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
He was talking about the panda theory on an episode
of the show where he's like, pandas aren't real. They're
just people dressed up in panda costumes. And I think
it's fucking hilarious. But like, how do you even come
up with that? Like why would you drugs you think
about the fact that a panda that you're looking at
is not real?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Also, why the why is very important in so many
of these things like this, you know, the Jim Carrey
dupe whatever that was. Why of all the celebrities, why
are we rolling Jim Carrey's ass out here and thinking
that he's still alive? Couldn't it?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What is his What's so important about Jim Carrey that
he's the one that you want to act like he's
someone else?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Or Avril Levine Like I'm sorry, scared boy, Katy Perry
thousand and four. I don't even to fuck about them now, Like,
who cares? Katie scares?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Is a man? It's a man baby, It's a filter.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Woll see you believe it?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You never know.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I have a few questions the whole Tupac thing. I
believe that for a while, I did, I did, you
know whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I think there's a lot of stuff that is probably true.
We just seem crazy when you come to it first.
Like the first person to say, hey, I think the
Earth might actually be round and not flat, they killed him.
They were like, this is nuts. Women who had like
any type of thought or a little bit of education
(33:41):
which burn them. How can this little smooth brain thing
have a thought or a feeling. So I'm trying really
hard to look at both sides of these things, because
I do think that there's some stuff that's just absolutely
batshit crazy. However, some of the stuff I would have
said was batshit crazy has turned out to not be
so crazy. And that's like, really, so they are eating kids,
(34:03):
Like that's actually what?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
What conspiracy theory do you believe?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do I believe?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh, Diamond, I mean, well, you know you know which
one I believe?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
There's what dinosaurs. Okay, you think dinosaurs didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
At all, not in the way that we I think
it's just what's the word dramatized? Dramatized?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Definitely, that's the word. No. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
The reason why I just said that was because or
said it that way, is because Sam and Nate were
arguing this morning about how to say it.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Dramaticized.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Dramaticized Is that a word?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Okay, like dramatis or whatever the you just saiddramatized, it's dramatic.
I don't think that dinosaurs were that big.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
So you think that the skeletons, I can't believe we're
going on. So you think that the skeletons that they
have found, those are just erroneous. They're not real skeletons.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, okay, I gotta see it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You've never seen one of them?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, I mean a real dinosaur base. I mean exactly,
exactly exactly. Here's the thing, you know, how Like when
I brought this up, people are like, did you believe
in Jesus? It's not hard to believe that a person
was walking the earth because we are people and we're
walking the earth. Okay, there are no more dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, where are they? Okay. There's a lot of stuff
about Jesus that I would ask some questions about too,
specifically his skin color.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh no, no, no, I'm one of those. I'm one of those.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Nobody can see what you're doing right now.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Black power, power to the people. Jesus was one of us,
beat the chefs.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
See, I think Jesus was one of us. I think
it was a person, adult skinned yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
He definitely was not white.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It wasn't white. I think that everybody would agree with that.
Not so sure. He walked on water. You know. I
don't want to shake anyone's faith or challenge things. I
don't know that he came back from the dead. I
don't know that he turned wine into water, water into wine.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I have ideas about this.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I think that there are scientific things to explain all
of these things, and they just didn't yes, dive into it.
It's just like a, oh, it was magical, but.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like yeah, because that's what a lot of theology and
stuff is. It's filling the gaps before you know the
actual reasoning behind things. So you know, Thunder used to
be God is angry and then you figure out what
thunder is or lightning hit this town, and every building
burned down except the church. So the church must be
(36:40):
better than the other places because it's holy. No, the
church was made of steel, so it didn't burn down.
My kid had a seizure, took him to the church,
and all of a sudden, the seizure is over. Well,
because the seizure was over by the time you got
to the church. There's a lot of stuff that, you know,
like religion fills those gaps. I also really, of all
the things that I would love to debate people about,
I don't like debating religion with people.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, because people are going to believe what they want
to believe anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It's not even that it is taking this down a
dark path for a moment.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh God, please No.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I used to definitely be the person that was like,
prove it, show me, but you know, like let's have
this conversation. And then my sister's best friends sister got
cancer and she was married to a pastor and it
was really bad and it was stage four and it
moved quickly, and we watched how fast it went. And
(37:29):
the only thing that kept them somewhat positive and not
you know, like this is the end of the world
and everything is awful? Is They both just kept saying,
if what we want to do is be with Jesus,
well you're just going to go faster than I am.
And watching that happen, I would never want to take
that away from people. I don't want to prove anything.
(37:49):
I think that if that's something somebody needs, that's great
and they should have it. And I think that that's
exactly what people do. They turn to religion in times
of really dark dark stuff and Christ and I don't
know what else to do. So I'm really going to
take this lasted ch effort and hopefully this is going
to change me. I don't want to take that away
from somebody. Knock yourself out. Yes that is true, that's
(38:10):
a tru all. I will not. But you know what
I will do, what if you start to use your
religion to impinge on my right? Oh no, Now we're
going to battle to But that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That confuses me and scares me is that, like we've
talked about this so many times, it honestly gives me
a headache whenever I think about it. Like hating people
in the name of the Bible or your religion or
Jesus or whatever you decide to blame it on. That
day is insane. It's sickening. We should be embarrassed. Yes,
(38:46):
and it's just not okay, which is why I have
a lot of questions for people who voted for this administration,
and it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
All leads back in the name of Christ.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, it's sick. It's sick. Long story short. In the Bible,
you're supposed to mind your goddamn business. Okay, mind your business,
mind it, okay. You know what happened to people who
stuck their nose into places it shouldn't have been. They
got stoned.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Bring it back, not the way I get stoned, in
a different way.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
No. But also they were smoking weed back there, they
were Jesus's girlfriend was a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Let's not you know, Jesus vanished for a bunch of years,
and they believe he was in India. Did you know
that smoking weed, having religious experiences, well, and probably sleeping
with prostitutes. I mean, the commisature did come from India. Well.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I just I'm like the day that we realize that
the people in biblical times were just people who were
living lives and doing the same shit that we're doing today,
probably not on the same level, probably worse.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
They were also stories written by other people.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Probably like you gotta come on, snap out of it
and snap into something else.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A slim gym. Do you know that commercial? No, snap
into a slim gym. No, it has to be from
like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I was there though it was a wrestler.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I couldn't tell you it is because I don't know
anything about the wrestlers. But he would be like, not
but too a slim gem and then he wou'ds not
this thing. I very distinctly remember that undertaker. No, actually
maybe I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Was ww that was a good time triple.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
X she did, she did the thing whatever that thing I.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Want doing that at school? Suck it?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh my god. You know what we need to post
at some point what you found your jitterbug kid photo?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
That thrilled me so much.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Listen, I have a lot of photos of me as
a child. That really, I mean, I've been who I
am since I was born. You could see it. It
just it is what she's been.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
A star, but a diamond, if you will, a gem. Okay,
last thing, because this made me really happy. I recently
went to your home, and I think that your grandma
mom liked me and might let me live there.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh yeah, my grandmother asked about you yesterday. Actually what
was it, she asked.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
It was something very vague, like something that had to
do with the show, but not like a big deal.
And then she was like, how does Gondhi feel about it?
Or like, is God oh Sam's baby shower? She's I'm like, yeah,
I'm going whatever, and she's like, is Gandhi gonna be there?
I'm like, and if she is, are you coming?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I hope So dott Andy would get along swimmingly all
because of the court TV shows that we watched Judge Judy,
Tribunal Justice, Hot Bench. She loves has she been what?
She needs to watch Tribunal Justice because she loves Judge
Judy like I love Judge Yeah. And Judge Judy's son,
the Honorable Adam Levy. He is a judge on this show,
(41:51):
Tribunal Justice. Let me tell you, because I was watching
it and I was like, this little firecracker, who is
this guy? I love this guy. He's mean as shit,
but he is on it. He's not taking any bull crap.
I looked him up. I found out it was Judge
Judy's son. I said, excellence runs in the family.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
You want to know why she won't watch it, Why
I doesn't do streaming platforms. She won't.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Why don't you help her?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
She won't, she won't love him. I'm like, hey, you
need to like, we could watch it on here, we
could do this. She's like no, she's I mean, she
just does what she wants. I don't argue with her.
He can't argue with old people, her and my grandfather.
I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you don't want to waste your time.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, or was arguing with them.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
There's no way talk about dinosaurs. Those people are set
in their ways.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
No, seriously, Like, my dad's like that, she doesn't want
a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Why pruney hands me because my grandmother doesn't want a
dish washer. Apparently she didn't want a washing machine or
a dryer or a microwave, so.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
She just wants to feel like useful.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, the little old lady in the kitchen type of thing.
She wants that. But luckily my mom and whoever else
living at that in the house, before I was born.
They won those battles. But like, listen, dishwasher hasn't happened.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
My dad has a dishwasher only uses it to dry
the dishes that he has hand washed. Stop like a rack.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm like, what you don't because I'll go to load
the dish when I'm home. I'm like, okay, I did this.
He's like no, no, no, those are all clean. I'm like, okay,
so I'll unload it. What is happening here He's like,
I just use it to dry the dishes after I've
washed them. Oh my god, this is retirement. They're just
looking for shit to do.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
You know, I don't know how to use a dishwasher,
Like I don't know, like I don't know like the
settings and blah blah blah because we've never had one.
I am not sure to say that one of the
things that I'm missed out on as a child.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I will. I hope that if and when the time
comes for you to use a dishwasher, you figure it out.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I think you will just google it, Like what do
I do with the pod? I know there's a little
thing that you put in that. Yeah, so mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Whatever I have faith that you can figure this out.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
At this point, I'm like, do I need one?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Do you never? So you hand wash everything? Incredible stuff? Yeah,
I mean you could come take my parents. I could
just install racks.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I would, it's all they want. Well I thought you
meant take your parents, Like no, just me and the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
They'd still try to spank you. Please. Now you are disgusting.
I'm so grossed out. And on that note, okay, Diamond,
if people want to get a hold of you, how
do they do that?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
At Diamond sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
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All right, So aside from that, did we miss anything? No, okay,
so we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
M
Sauce on the side. We have a special guest back
in the studio with us today and I'm so excited.
He's looking at his watch already.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
No better, hurry up. I'm missing the love of my
life right now.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Okay, Nate, you don't know, you know you.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Could be the love of my life across the way
right now.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Can we talk about this in the first second? So people,
First of all, people really loved you and scary being
on the podcast. Here we go, good lord, he has
his backpack on and everything. Old dork to school.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
I gotta go see my future ex wife. I don't
know what to tell.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You, So future ex wife, Lindsay. Let's talk about Lindsay.
Nate we know is single, he's mingling, he's having a
good time, as we discussed.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Well not really, but just will just lie and it
sounds good.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, can we ask why are you not having a
good time? You're handsome, you have lots of stuff going for.
What's the problem.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
It's a lot of effort to be single. You know
this diamond right yeah, which is why I want to
try and get it hooked up with the girl that
lives across the way. You're the one encouraging this.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Well, yes, so there's no story. There's a woman who
we can see, we see enter her apartment from our offices.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Very New York City.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yes, it is very creepy. I've named her Lindsay, and now.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We don't know if that's her name.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, okay, But Nate thinks that if we write a
little sign and stick it up in the window, there'll
be this magical love connection. I think the issue with
this is he's never seen the woman's face. You can't
see her.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Say, she's blonde, okay, I'm guessing somewhere between five foot
and five eleven.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, so she's a normal woman.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
She's a blond woman, can't tell the age. Appears to
be single. Based on the movements around the apartment. I
don't think there's a guy in there unless he's very
very sure.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Not anymore. He's gone.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
There was a guy.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
There was a guy.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Oh yeah, there was a guy that we all thought
was cute.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yes, right, black, dry, black, chiseled man.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
We used to watch him. Yeah, we'll call him Devon. Okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh, then she doesn't want me. She might, No, she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
You don't know. I think that hole once you go black.
You never know notly I've been there and I came back.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah. Yeah, what if she's missing teeth like all of that.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Well, then I'll find out. But what if it is
Think about the positive side of this.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I think the bigger issue with all of this is
you want us to create this sign.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
For you, and because it is weird.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
If I do it myself, it's weirder.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay. Imagine that you're actually out, like at a bar
or something. I think it's way weirder for somebody's friend
to come up to me and be like, hey, man,
my friend thinks you're cute. Then him to just come
over and be like, hey, I think you're cute, which
is essentially what you're asking.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Let me let me put you put yourself in Lindsay's shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Okay, Oh I'm thinking about devance.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Okay, I can't even do this. What would work for you?
If you're across the way, you're leaving the bedroom in
your kimono, Not that I've seen it, but it's pretty nice.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Kim not a row. It's a kimona a lot of
the time. It's actually workout a time.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay. Okay, So we have a blonde woman in a
kimono already, k.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, you're walking turning on the lights in your living room,
you're walking to your very spacious kitchen for New York City,
that's a huge apartment.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And then you just glance as you're going to the
espresso maker and you see a sign in the window.
What sign would get your attention that you would actually
respond to?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
So I think I pictured myself up there.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Maybe just like an Instagram handle at Nate Marino. Maybe
that's it. Because if there was more too much information,
I'd be like, how long has this dude been staring
into my window? I'm a little creeped out by it.
If it was friends holding up the sign for him,
I'd still be like, yeah, he's kind of a post.
I don't know about this.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm not sure how to approach the sign thing. Diamond,
what would you say you?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I think you should put a picture of your face
and helps follow me at because like she we don't
know what she sees, you know what I mean, we
don't know what she's looking at. So she just if
you just say follow or like just put the act,
she'll she'll pro She could think it's one of the girls.
She could think it's me.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Do you know what I find insane? Around here? We're
staring in all these people's windows. It's natural. No one's
ever staring back at us. How weird is that these
as the street. They couldn't give a ship to look
at them right now.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
They stare look.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'll say this, if you live in one of these buildings,
you really learn to not pay attention.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I would be staring in here constantly. She has never
stared back, Yes she has. I haven't seen her.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I caught her well.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I waved first, not that she was waving to get
my attention. I was waving to get hers. I don't know.
Base on the fact that you don't have a consensus.
I don't think this is a good idea. I don't
think this is going to be a love match. I don't. Yeah,
doesn't seem like I'm gonna, you know, get anything out
of it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
I mean no, if you want to be incredibly creepy,
you could figure out which apartment unit she's in. You
could like a flower or something.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I like that.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, I agree it's creepy, but I also think everything's
creepy anymore. I think it's creepier to like creep someone online, Like,
it doesn't feel creepy to us because we're just doing
it all the time and it's whatever. But didn't people
used to just like pop up and be like, Hi,
here's a flower. Yeah, hey, pretty lady.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I mean it's better than sliding innerd oh, No, it's
actually worse than sliding.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yes, if someone left the flower at my apartment, I
would call.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It cope for here's what's gonna happen. I do put
my face up, which I don't think helps, or I
put at Nate Underscore Marino. If you're listening, Lindsey, give
me a follow. But my fear is that the next
time I come in, all the blinds are down and
they never go up again. That's my fear.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, but then who cares Alicia?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What if she's not attractive?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I think she's from Granted I didn't have my glasses on,
but granted I think she's very try. I'm going to
give it to her. I think she's Lindsay, if you're listening,
I don't That wasn't me. I just like to have
coffee with you and get to know you a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Is that your dream first date?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know. Scary said it was kind of whimsical.
Please whimsicle. Now I can whimsical. It's kind of whimsical.
The fact that you meet from across the way. People
are online are going to bars. So okay, this is
a clever way to meet someone great, even if it
doesn't go anywhere. Let's just say, yeah, I want to
(06:46):
This is her lindsay, Oh my god, girls, I just
went on a date with a guy that works in
the office to cross the way. Oh my god, I
was it?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Where was the date? This is what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think it would just be coffee, maybe a drink.
What if she doesn't drink? She looks pretty healthy.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
She does look very healthy. She works out, she goes
to the gym.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Why do you think they're long after?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He was too hot for her?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh god, what you say? I have a better chance
because I'm average guy. I hate this podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Love you hey, ladies at Nate Underscore, Marino at Nate Underscore, Marino.
If you want to holler, he really did, just get
up and walk out. This is too funny. I love it.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I love this place.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I say this all the time and this I say
for you, for me, for everybody. I think the way
people look at arranged marriages in this country is very
small minded, as far as like, oh my god, there's
a fourteen year old child bride marrying a fifty year old.
There are so many places where that is not the case,
and it is much more of a matchmaker type situation,
(07:56):
which people are fine with matchmakers. But who would better
for you than your sister, your parents, your best friend,
maybe a cousin if you put all of those minds
together to come up with a list of people, not
just one. This is the one you're gonna marry him,
but like a list of people, Hey, I think you'd
be really compatible with this person. Here are the reasons
(08:16):
why I think that grouping of people, which is often
how it's done, will come up with really solid compatible
matches for you and all of the things that you're
probably not thinking about. Yeah, we'll see you won't let
anyone do it.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I've tried. My sister has led me down.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Your sister can be only your sister. Wait go on,
Oh she tried.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
She made me get back on the apps and literally
I give I got my number and he started sending
me beats that he made, and I was like, and
this is why it's not happening. Delete You're blocked and
the app is deleted again.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, can we go down this path for one second.
Some of the cringiest things that have ever happened to
you in the name of romance? I because here's the
thing the we'll say all the time, like Nate's again,
Nate's a good looking guy. I think if he went
and held up to sign himself and she could actually
see his face, she probably wouldn't be as creeped out
(09:14):
as if like other people here did the same thing.
I won't name names, but she wouldn't be as creeped
out because he's cute. And the only difference between creepy
and romantic is how attracted you are to somebody. So
I say that, and obviously the things I'm going to
tell you are coming from people that I guess I
was not as attractive to as I thought.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Go ahead, lay it on me now, I'm into it.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, I'm laughing because I'm just like, I'm actually starting
to sweat a little because I'm reliving the Oh God
about it. Okay, I was in the car with this
guy once he was giving me a ride home and yeah,
this song my whole life has changed by genuine it
came on. He turned it down and I started singing
(10:00):
loud as fuck over it whilst looking me dead in
the eye but driving forward. Everything about it. I was like,
I'm gonna talk and roll out of this car because
one he's gonna kill us. Two I've never been more uncomfortable.
Please don't serenade me. I don't know why they make
it look so cute in movies. Anytime as has happened
to me, I want to vomit. I feel my ovary shrivel.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's just weird.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
It's so nice in movies.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Also, ugh, like you don't feel weird singing to me
and you can't sing? Yuck?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
You know you could sing? That was what made it worse.
I was like, Eh, were you waiting all this moment?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh my god, getting out of here, your brag, Get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
It was so gross. Dumon, I'm gonna show you videos.
There are two videos in my This makes me bitchy,
and I'm aware of that, but I also feel like
anyone who knows me should expect this. Videos on my
phone of different men actually singing to me and while
they're singing, I'm just doing this.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
You are what are you doing? Are you going to
attract singers? That's the question.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not not the right things, apparently.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
But the oh god, it run.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
That's that's one. Okay, your turn creepy in the name
of romance.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh I remember I went on a first date with
a guy and we had never met in person, right
met on like Instagram, and we met. He greeted me
with a kiss on the lips. Oh, and it was
the most I have never in my life been so
(11:34):
shocked by anything. Like it scared me.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I went like, how was the rest of that date?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
It was very weird. It was very weird, and it
just was I was like and he looked at me
and was like, what's wrong? Like like this is not
kill buddy. Oh you just kissed me. He's like, oh yeah,
Should I not have kissed you?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
You should? He was like no, I don't know you sir,
Like what.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
The Like I could see his face right now and
it's not pleasant, Like I just I cringe.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
So that behavior is atrocious. But if it would have
been like the hottest man ever, like you're Solomon Thomas gentleman,
I am I getting right Solomon Thomas. Yeah, if Solomon Thomas
would have showed up, because and like, I don't know
you like that, right, and you don't like kissing, especially
not people I don't know. Well apparently people even you
(12:31):
do know, you don't want to make out. You think yuck.
When I had first first moved to Boston, it was
literally like the four and a half minutes that I
was on Tinder, and this was what killed it in
many ways. Well, first of all, I got a message
from a gentleman if we would want to call him,
that I just want to know, like what goes through
(12:55):
people's minds when they said these things. Oh god, he
was like, oh my gosh, you are so pretty you
have I was like a powerpuff girl, I'd love to
see my cum dripping off your eyelashes.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
And you wonder why men are hated like talking.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
About it's just I guessed. I was like, what you
just say that to people? Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (13:22):
I say people because I've seen women just like interact
with men in a very disgusting way as well.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
But like like instant vagina pick.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh there was that's crazy. There's a guy who streams
and there's a clip that went viral of a girl
just walking up to him and saying all the things
she wanted to do with him. What's his name, Dennis Okay,
and it was just like it was so weird, and
he looked into the camera. I don't think she realized
(13:52):
that she was on the stream, and then he said
to her like I'm on stream and she was like,
oh hey, and like waved and I think I don't know,
but he looked at the cameraon was like, I'm so
happy the camera was rolling because it's not the first
time that something like this has happened to me. Mike,
he's attractive, but like, look, where's your pride system?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
None? People don't have pride, men, No, nobody has pride.
But also I think we're part of the problem because
people are trying to do these like romantic things and
where you're sitting here like, oh six, please don't stink
to me, don't take flowers.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I'll do this stop. I have one. Okay, one time
an ex sent a letter to my house because i'd
like stopped talking to him on everything. And I didn't
think it was sweet at all because I had like,
you're blocked for a reason, So I posted pictures of
it online and tagged him and told people to tell
(14:43):
him to leave me alone. That wasn't nice.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
How long ago was that?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Uh, twenty fifteen, fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Okay, yeah, not nice.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
That wasn't nice. But also, fuck you? Why was he
blocked because we broke up?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you cheat on you?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
No? Not that I knew of, but probably, But he
just was in a little asshole, like we broke up,
and he used to do like petty things, and he
tried to befriend a girl who like hated me, and
I was like, oh, that's the last straw. You think
you're being petty blocked? Oh okay, yeah, okay, And then
you want to send a letter to my house boohoo crying.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
How did he respond to you posting his love letter
from the hard care?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
He still tried to talk to me after that. Yeah,
it was very weird. I'm like, okay, so please.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
I think about that stuff all the time, Like if
I were to die or something happened and I became
super famous and people released like a text thread of
my text to them, how bad will it be.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Be canceled from death?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I guess keep her alive she is going neither to
have an or health.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, they if my text messages got released, I would
I don't know what I'd do. I would never want
to be seen in public ever again. So I wish.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Scott was here. Scott and I had something go down
in our past.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Years ago, people wouldn't think that what went down, I mean.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I mean it's basically like along the lines of
probably what people are thinking, sort of, nothing ever happened
between the two of us, but there were people who
thought something did and pretty much got a hold of
our text thread and was using that as a reason.
I could not care less about the stupid things that
(16:44):
we were sending each other that are just like dumb shit.
I think one of them had to be.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
It was.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
There's a study that came out right around the beginning
of COVID and it said something like x amount of
men hurt themselves trying to suck their own dicks. And
it was like a graphic of what that looked like.
And I sent it to him, and I was like
careful out there because I just assumed if anyone was gonna.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Do it, oh, he would definitely do it.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It was gonna be him. And it was just stuff
like that, So I don't care. I could not care
less if any of that stuff gets out. I think
if you know me, or if you listen to the show,
probably would expect something like that. And I also neither
one of us was trying to hit on each other,
nothing like that, but it was just things like that.
What I was mortified about was the two of us
talking shit about someone who, to be fair, kind of
(17:35):
doesn't deserve it, like deserves it, but doesn't deserve it,
annoys the shit out of us, but is like at
the bottom, like a decent person. So I was more like,
oh shit, if this person wants to get crazy and
like release all these text messages, I'm not worried about
what they're focused on. I'm worried about this other side
of things because I was shit talking and I shouldn't
(17:56):
have been, So that taught me a bit of a lesson.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
I just have to say, if I've ever talked about anyone,
you definitely whether whether you deserved me going as hard
as I probably have, maybe not, but like, if you
piss me off, you deserve it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Your a psychopath.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Why I talk shit about Andrew to my sister, I'm
like this fucking guy Andrew. I'm sick of him in
his curly.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Head, blah blah blah, a little bitch. And then she's like,
but you love him, Yeah, we know you, but he
deserves it. That's your love language, though, like that version
of light bullying is your love language. What I was
doing was not a love language. It was just not nice.
It wasn't And I was like, ah, shit, So what
I have learned is I now do not ever name people.
(18:45):
You still do it now? It could be anyone who's
to say, can we talking about a TV character? I
don't know, but I was like, oh, that was terrifying.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Oh see, so you're not gonna go down if you
die and your text are released, You're not going down.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sam. Of course there's the funniest stuff in our text messages.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Sometimes I put in capital letters fucker.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh another cringey. So this was the Boston thing that
I started to say and then clearly got distracted by
theges on the eyelashes. This guy was nice, and he
was like mildly attractive and I'm not even kidding you.
I had to have been on tender for a day,
that's it. He was like, what are you doing in Boston.
I'm like, oh, I just came here, I'm starting this
new job, and I told him what my job was.
(19:28):
Oh God, shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Biggest mistake.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Shouldn't have done that. Because I show up at my
first day at this job and someone had sent me
two dozen long stemmed roses, which on its surface is like, Okay,
that's so nice. My first day of work at Boston
was really not a good day for me for many
many reasons. Yeah it was, it just wasn't a good day.
(19:54):
And then here come these two dozen long stem roses
that clearly everyone's gonna think I sent myself because I
just moved there like the day before. It was like
the day that I got there, I started. I started
the next day. So within this very short amount of time,
I talked to this person on tender. He sends me
these two dozen roses to work, and I had the
worst first day of work ever. And then here come
(20:15):
these roses, and everybody was like, m h, I bet
I'm so sure. And then one of the guys I
work was like, who sent the funeral flowers? Oh my god,
whoever this is, you're hanging out with some cheap bastard,
Like it was just across the board. Not great. And
then I, like Loki hated him for a long time
for that and didn't talk to him anymore. That was
not great, And at the end of the day, it
was actually probably a very nice thing to do, like, hey,
(20:37):
welcome to the city. I hope you have a great day.
And I'm instead was like, I hate you because of
my timing.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, I think see, I'm just certain things make me
realize I'm just not as nice of a person as
I thought as I thought I was.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I don't know why you thought.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
You were okay, but like I would have you would
think that someone would be appreciative like you said.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, I should have been.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But also I'm just gonna know you. And also it's
kind of creepy that you sent this here. Did I
give you the address notes so you looked it up? Weird?
Oh Burnham.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Now if that would have been Roman Reigns, I would
have been quite excited about it, like, wow, this is
our meet cute. He embarrassed me on my first day
of work. Oh my god, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I think we're gonna have to start calling out people
on their creepy shit. Whether they're attractive or not.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's not creepy. I'm saying it's not creepy. If somebody's attractive,
that's the difference. You wouldn't find it creepy if you
were very attracted to this person.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
If Reach James sent me flowers.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Yeah, you love him, you'd be fine with it.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Do you known?
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I probably don't know what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You definitely don't know this. And I don't know if
I should say this out loud, But somebody I know
said that they he DMed her and I don't believe it,
Like she was dming with him, and she showed me
proof they definitely were dming.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
But I'm like, the one, don't you believe this?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't know. Somebo may write in water. You know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It is cute.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Do I know her?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
No? No, she's in close proximity to us, but I
don't think you know her. He also has a girlfriend,
So I'm like, you're walking around telling people about this,
where's your shame?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Where's your shame? She doesn't care? People don't care about
that stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Well, that's.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Like I understand why a lot of people don't want
to post their significant other if they're like a high
profile job, because so many times people will be like, oh,
I'm going to slide into his DMS because now that
person's value is higher because they're dating someone that's a
public figure.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
It's gross. Do you know a listener started following my
ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
See gross? I don't care if people follow someone, and
I don't care if they talk to someone, but I
think when you cross that line of trying to be
a creep when you know that they're in a relationship
with someone else, I'm not a fan of that.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
We broke up right after it, so I don't know
if she ever tried to DM. It just didn't sit
well with me.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
I can't wait to hear exactly who this person is.
We used to work. We used to work with a
girl here who, for some reason would always try to
like compete with people about who the celebrity was hitting on.
I know you know who I'm talking about. There was
one who was very friendly to me. He was a
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nice guy. Every time he was here, he had asked
me to go hang out or after a concert, Hey
come over here and let's smoke a joint. Blah blah blah, whatever.
When this girl found that out, it was like, we're
in the thunderdome together. Meanwhile, you know me, I was like,
you could have him. Yeah, I'm not competing with you
over this random celebrity, Like, by all means, go for it.
(23:43):
But it was just so very bizarre. It was like
as soon as she found that out, then it became
this war back and forth that it was a one
side of war because I didn't.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Care loser capital letters, exclamation point, you know who the
person is, Like yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And the celebrity was very cute, but he was essentially
like I feel like he's like a teenager.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Who the celebrity is.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
I will tell you off the air, because if I
say it, then someone's gonna put all of it together
and I don't want to get down that we're in
a rabbit hole again. So anyway, speaking of rabbit holes.
Over the weekend, it was actually last weekend, Diamond and
I went to a baby shower for a lovely sam
and they're it's such a long story, I'm gonna have
(24:31):
to try and make it short. I'm talking about the
girl who kept trying to uninvite me to things. No
long story, and I actually really like her. But okay,
so years ago we talked about this on The Big Show.
Years ago, Andrew, our friend Nick, our friend John, myself.
(24:56):
We went to a party at the house of I
will name them because we love them, the Fitzgerald sisters,
Kim and Michelle. Michelle wants survivor, she's on some of
the challenges. Kim is her lovely sister who has a
big girl job at BMW. We love them. We went
to their house for a watch party and the boys
brought a potato and we're like, oh, this is great.
(25:18):
Let's hide a potato in their home somewhere and see
how long it takes them to find a nasty potato.
Was I part of it? Absolutely? Was it my idea? No?
But I was still part of it, So I will
take my responsibility. I was certainly part of it. Fast
forward about a week and I was looking up what
could happen if you leave a potato in someone's place,
(25:41):
and I found that apparently potatoes can end up releasing
noxious gases. And there was a family in another country
that had a basement filled with nasty potatoes and they
all went in it and they died. Oh God, So
I hit the group chat and was like, guys, we
gotta get that potato out of there. They're shutting me
down left and right. I swear to God, if you
say anything, you're a snitch. Blah blah. So I said
it on the and I was like, I just want
(26:01):
to say, we need to get that potato out there.
So I was the only one who in any capacity
was trying to make this stupid decision that we made better.
Fast forward years and years. Sadly, John from this group
of people passed away suddenly, tragically not very long ago,
and in the process of telling stories about John, this
(26:23):
particular thing comes up, and neither Kim or Michelle knew
that the potato was in their home, to which I say, well,
maybe you'll listen to the show, which I said like
twenty times when she was yelling at me. So here
we are at this party Sam's baby shower.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I sit down.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Kim looks me dead in the face. We have beef,
That's what she said. I said, what do we What
is this beef about? She brings up the potato. I
was like, oh, yeah, that did happen for sure? Did
you ever find it? She's like, no, we haven't found
it anywhere. I've looked all over ever since we heard
this story. I've looked everywhere. I told her which cabinet
it was in. She's like, I look there, it wasn't there. Okay,
so maybe someone took it out. The potato is gone.
(27:02):
But she was like, you're never invited over again.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Then she goes, I would invite you guys over for
drinks because my apartment is right across the street, but
you're not invited.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
And you're not invited to the summerhouse. I said, Kim,
I don't ever go to your apartment, nor have I
ever been invited to the summerhouse. So I'm not really
sure how this is really a thing that we're discussing
right now, but by all means, air it out and
then I would like to talk to you about female misogyny.
She was like, about what I said, we need to
(27:39):
have a conversation. Are you ready? Are you ready for
my ted talk? And she was like, oh lord, okay,
what I said. I just think it's funny that there
were three men involved in the scenario, who brought the potato,
whose idea it was? Yes, I took part in it.
I can't actly I didn't three men involved in that
one woman who was the only person who said, I
think this is a bad idea. Now we should get
(28:00):
that potato out of there. Probably not wonderful setting on
the air. Have the receipts in the group chat, and
you're coming at me. But these boys are still getting
invited over, and they're still getting invited to the Summerhouse.
The fuck? What is going on?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I think it's just process of elimination at this point.
She can't be mad at John clearly. No, she can't
be mad at Andrew because for some reason, he's just
so hard to be mad at.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
That's not true.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
And then she had just been with Nick the night
before they went to a wedding together. She's probably thinking
about all the good times they've had.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So fine, it's you, it's you. But by the end
of it, I believe we had shifted the narrative. Oh yeah,
because what did you hear her say?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
She goes, she leans in. I think she thought she
was whispering. She was not. The alcohol was flowing, and
she leaned over to another friend of Veronica, and she goes,
I have an idea, how about we uninvite the guys
from the Summerhouse and invite Diamond and Gandhi. I was
just excited that I got an invitation, and.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That is how we shift culture. But I do.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Think that it would be a good kick in the
ass for the guys. For sure. Uninvite them, Andrew would
be gagged, gagged. She also said that she can't stay
mad at Andrew because he plans everything, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Ah a, because he has curly hair. Curly hair, as
she said, you brought up the curly hair a minute
ago too. My baby daddy, Yeah, sometime that needs to happen,
for love of God.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
What Andrew? Yeah? God, have you seen his baby?
Speaker 1 (29:30):
But you're like holding your arms like you're holding a baby.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
I would hold Andrew like this if I could. He's
so Andrew was such a cute baby.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Wasn't there a video of something like that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, yeah tbt.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Okay, so Andrew and Diamond gonna have a baby.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
We've shifted the narrative because we explained what female misogyny is.
Would I just have to say on that topic since
everything's been so light hearted, female misogyny can be a
lot of things and look like a lot of things.
But I think women not having a problem when other
(30:06):
women are getting flayed for things that men get away with. Example,
the only person being in prison about the Epsteam files
being a woman who deserves to be there. I'm not
saying she doesn't deserve to be there. I just find
it fascinating that it's only a woman who goes down
in all of it, and the first person to actually
be deposed was a woman, when there are hundreds, thousands,
(30:28):
even of these creepy ass dudes who aren't paying the piper,
who aren't facing anything.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Isn't that sick?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
It's fascinating stuff, fascinating stuff. Just want everyone to think
about it. That's all disturbed. Listen. Also, all those people
should fry. I'm not saying that absolutely all of them
should fry. I just think it's interesting the ones who
go first.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Hmm. I don't know why. Why is she not snitching
on everyone? Like you deserve to be there? Who you're
laying the price? Yes, you're paying the price. Snitch on
everybody else?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Well, a lot of people. And I won't go too
far down this rabbit hole yet, because soon we are
gonna have the conspiracy theory guys on and I can't wait.
You know, there are a lot of people who are
saying that the person in prison is not actually Glame Maxwell,
it's body double.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh I didn't know that one that it's.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Uh, this is not funny. This is they're describing it
as an Iranian lesbian who's been punished and she's now
taking the place of Gleame Maxwell, and Glame Maxwell is
just out running these streets somewhere. So who's to say
they did one of those like facial comparisons. Eyes don't match,
the nose doesn't match, she's gained this weight, blah blah, blah,
blah blah. I don't know. At this point, anything could
(31:36):
happen and I'd be.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Like, I'm kind of here for it.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That tracks.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I love it. I can't wait to hear more conspiracy
theories that they have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Listen, whoever rolled out all of these plans and all
of this like over inundation of information was a genius,
because we are at the point where I don't believe
my eyes. I don't believe my ears, I don't believe anything.
There's stuff that I see, I see and I'm like,
is that real? Well, I'm not really sure, And like,
am I psychotic? Am I dealing with some sort of
psychosis here, maybe maybe a little in some ways, but
(32:06):
also like, damn, you can't trust anything anymore.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Have you heard of the panda theory?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Yes, I have, of course I have. Guy on Diamond
explain the panda theory.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Well, this guy from Southern charm his name is Craig.
He's a lunatic.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
He was talking about the panda theory on an episode
of the show where he's like, pandas aren't real. They're
just people dressed up in panda costumes. And I think
it's fucking hilarious. But like, how do you even come
up with that? Like why would you drugs you think
about the fact that a panda that you're looking at
is not real?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Also, why the why is very important in so many
of these things like this, you know, the Jim Carrey
dupe whatever that was. Why of all the celebrities, why
are we rolling Jim Carrey's ass out here and thinking
that he's still alive? Couldn't it?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Like?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
What is his What's so important about Jim Carrey that
he's the one that you want to act like he's
someone else?
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Or Avril Levine Like I'm sorry, scared boy, Katy Perry
thousand and four. I don't even to fuck about them now, Like,
who cares? Katie scares?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Is a man? It's a man baby, It's a filter.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Woll see you believe it?
Speaker 1 (33:13):
You never know.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
I have a few questions the whole Tupac thing. I
believe that for a while, I did, I did, you
know whatever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I think there's a lot of stuff that is probably true.
We just seem crazy when you come to it first.
Like the first person to say, hey, I think the
Earth might actually be round and not flat, they killed him.
They were like, this is nuts. Women who had like
any type of thought or a little bit of education
(33:41):
which burn them. How can this little smooth brain thing
have a thought or a feeling. So I'm trying really
hard to look at both sides of these things, because
I do think that there's some stuff that's just absolutely
batshit crazy. However, some of the stuff I would have
said was batshit crazy has turned out to not be
so crazy. And that's like, really, so they are eating kids,
(34:03):
Like that's actually what?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
What conspiracy theory do you believe?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Do I believe?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Oh, Diamond, I mean, well, you know you know which
one I believe?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
There's what dinosaurs. Okay, you think dinosaurs didn't exist.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
At all, not in the way that we I think
it's just what's the word dramatized? Dramatized?
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Definitely, that's the word. No. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
The reason why I just said that was because or
said it that way, is because Sam and Nate were
arguing this morning about how to say it.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Dramaticized.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Dramaticized Is that a word?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't know?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Okay, like dramatis or whatever the you just saiddramatized, it's dramatic.
I don't think that dinosaurs were that big.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
So you think that the skeletons, I can't believe we're
going on. So you think that the skeletons that they
have found, those are just erroneous. They're not real skeletons.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, okay, I gotta see it.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
You've never seen one of them?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, I mean a real dinosaur base. I mean exactly,
exactly exactly. Here's the thing, you know, how Like when
I brought this up, people are like, did you believe
in Jesus? It's not hard to believe that a person
was walking the earth because we are people and we're
walking the earth. Okay, there are no more dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Okay, where are they? Okay. There's a lot of stuff
about Jesus that I would ask some questions about too,
specifically his skin color.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Oh no, no, no, I'm one of those. I'm one of those.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Nobody can see what you're doing right now.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Black power, power to the people. Jesus was one of us,
beat the chefs.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
See, I think Jesus was one of us. I think
it was a person, adult skinned yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
He definitely was not white.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
It wasn't white. I think that everybody would agree with that.
Not so sure. He walked on water. You know. I
don't want to shake anyone's faith or challenge things. I
don't know that he came back from the dead. I
don't know that he turned wine into water, water into wine.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
I have ideas about this.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
I think that there are scientific things to explain all
of these things, and they just didn't yes, dive into it.
It's just like a, oh, it was magical, but.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Like yeah, because that's what a lot of theology and
stuff is. It's filling the gaps before you know the
actual reasoning behind things. So you know, Thunder used to
be God is angry and then you figure out what
thunder is or lightning hit this town, and every building
burned down except the church. So the church must be
(36:40):
better than the other places because it's holy. No, the
church was made of steel, so it didn't burn down.
My kid had a seizure, took him to the church,
and all of a sudden, the seizure is over. Well,
because the seizure was over by the time you got
to the church. There's a lot of stuff that, you know,
like religion fills those gaps. I also really, of all
the things that I would love to debate people about,
I don't like debating religion with people.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, because people are going to believe what they want
to believe anyway.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
It's not even that it is taking this down a
dark path for a moment.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Oh God, please No.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I used to definitely be the person that was like,
prove it, show me, but you know, like let's have
this conversation. And then my sister's best friends sister got
cancer and she was married to a pastor and it
was really bad and it was stage four and it
moved quickly, and we watched how fast it went. And
(37:29):
the only thing that kept them somewhat positive and not
you know, like this is the end of the world
and everything is awful? Is They both just kept saying,
if what we want to do is be with Jesus,
well you're just going to go faster than I am.
And watching that happen, I would never want to take
that away from people. I don't want to prove anything.
(37:49):
I think that if that's something somebody needs, that's great
and they should have it. And I think that that's
exactly what people do. They turn to religion in times
of really dark dark stuff and Christ and I don't
know what else to do. So I'm really going to
take this lasted ch effort and hopefully this is going
to change me. I don't want to take that away
from somebody. Knock yourself out. Yes that is true, that's
(38:10):
a tru all. I will not. But you know what
I will do, what if you start to use your
religion to impinge on my right? Oh no, Now we're
going to battle to But that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That confuses me and scares me is that, like we've
talked about this so many times, it honestly gives me
a headache whenever I think about it. Like hating people
in the name of the Bible or your religion or
Jesus or whatever you decide to blame it on. That
day is insane. It's sickening. We should be embarrassed. Yes,
(38:46):
and it's just not okay, which is why I have
a lot of questions for people who voted for this administration,
and it.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
All leads back in the name of Christ.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, it's sick. It's sick. Long story short. In the Bible,
you're supposed to mind your goddamn business. Okay, mind your business,
mind it, okay. You know what happened to people who
stuck their nose into places it shouldn't have been. They
got stoned.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Bring it back, not the way I get stoned, in
a different way.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
No. But also they were smoking weed back there, they
were Jesus's girlfriend was a prostitute.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Let's not you know, Jesus vanished for a bunch of years,
and they believe he was in India. Did you know
that smoking weed, having religious experiences, well, and probably sleeping
with prostitutes. I mean, the commisature did come from India. Well.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
I just I'm like the day that we realize that
the people in biblical times were just people who were
living lives and doing the same shit that we're doing today,
probably not on the same level, probably worse.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
They were also stories written by other people.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Probably like you gotta come on, snap out of it
and snap into something else.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A slim gym. Do you know that commercial? No, snap
into a slim gym. No, it has to be from
like the nineties.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
I was there though it was a wrestler.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I couldn't tell you it is because I don't know
anything about the wrestlers. But he would be like, not
but too a slim gem and then he wou'ds not
this thing. I very distinctly remember that undertaker. No, actually
maybe I don't know who.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Was ww that was a good time triple.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
X she did, she did the thing whatever that thing I.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Want doing that at school? Suck it?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Oh my god. You know what we need to post
at some point what you found your jitterbug kid photo?
Speaker 3 (40:32):
Yes, I did.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
That thrilled me so much.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Listen, I have a lot of photos of me as
a child. That really, I mean, I've been who I
am since I was born. You could see it. It
just it is what she's been.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
A star, but a diamond, if you will, a gem. Okay,
last thing, because this made me really happy. I recently
went to your home, and I think that your grandma
mom liked me and might let me live there.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh yeah, my grandmother asked about you yesterday. Actually what
was it, she asked.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
It was something very vague, like something that had to
do with the show, but not like a big deal.
And then she was like, how does Gondhi feel about it?
Or like, is God oh Sam's baby shower? She's I'm like, yeah,
I'm going whatever, and she's like, is Gandhi gonna be there?
I'm like, and if she is, are you coming?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I hope So dott Andy would get along swimmingly all
because of the court TV shows that we watched Judge Judy,
Tribunal Justice, Hot Bench. She loves has she been what?
She needs to watch Tribunal Justice because she loves Judge
Judy like I love Judge Yeah. And Judge Judy's son,
the Honorable Adam Levy. He is a judge on this show,
(41:51):
Tribunal Justice. Let me tell you, because I was watching
it and I was like, this little firecracker, who is
this guy? I love this guy. He's mean as shit,
but he is on it. He's not taking any bull crap.
I looked him up. I found out it was Judge
Judy's son. I said, excellence runs in the family.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
You want to know why she won't watch it, Why
I doesn't do streaming platforms. She won't.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Why don't you help her?
Speaker 3 (42:14):
She won't, she won't love him. I'm like, hey, you
need to like, we could watch it on here, we
could do this. She's like no, she's I mean, she
just does what she wants. I don't argue with her.
He can't argue with old people, her and my grandfather.
I'm over it.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you don't want to waste your time.
Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, or was arguing with them.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
There's no way talk about dinosaurs. Those people are set
in their ways.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
No, seriously, Like, my dad's like that, she doesn't want
a dishwasher.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (42:43):
Why pruney hands me because my grandmother doesn't want a
dish washer. Apparently she didn't want a washing machine or
a dryer or a microwave, so.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
She just wants to feel like useful.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, the little old lady in the kitchen type of thing.
She wants that. But luckily my mom and whoever else
living at that in the house, before I was born.
They won those battles. But like, listen, dishwasher hasn't happened.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
My dad has a dishwasher only uses it to dry
the dishes that he has hand washed. Stop like a rack.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm like, what you don't because I'll go to load
the dish when I'm home. I'm like, okay, I did this.
He's like no, no, no, those are all clean. I'm like, okay,
so I'll unload it. What is happening here He's like,
I just use it to dry the dishes after I've
washed them. Oh my god, this is retirement. They're just
looking for shit to do.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
You know, I don't know how to use a dishwasher,
Like I don't know, like I don't know like the
settings and blah blah blah because we've never had one.
I am not sure to say that one of the
things that I'm missed out on as a child.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I will. I hope that if and when the time
comes for you to use a dishwasher, you figure it out.
Speaker 3 (43:51):
I think you will just google it, Like what do
I do with the pod? I know there's a little
thing that you put in that. Yeah, so mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Whatever I have faith that you can figure this out.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
At this point, I'm like, do I need one?
Speaker 1 (44:01):
Do you never? So you hand wash everything? Incredible stuff? Yeah,
I mean you could come take my parents. I could
just install racks.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
I would, it's all they want. Well I thought you
meant take your parents, Like no, just me and the
two of them.
Speaker 1 (44:19):
They'd still try to spank you. Please. Now you are disgusting.
I'm so grossed out. And on that note, okay, Diamond,
if people want to get a hold of you, how
do they do that?
Speaker 3 (44:33):
At Diamond sincere on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce still shadow Band on
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(44:58):
All right, So aside from that, did we miss anything? No, okay,
so we'll see you next week.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
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