March 4, 2026 • 38 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Andrew discuss their first-ever live podcast and all the things that happened during that wild weekend; What freaked Elvis out, which chef was the worst of the festival, and what exactly happened when they got hit by a drunk driver?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sauce on the side. What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, what's up? Hey, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That doesn't sound like diamond because it's Andrew Everybody, also
known as Andy Kine, also known as.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The heartbeat of the Mark Shoot.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So we talk about how proud we are of you
for finally achieving this goal that you've been trying to
get for so long.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It was very, very nice. And I also got nominated
for the Unsung Hero Award for the whole year. Wow,
so you know, big things are happening.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay, where do we go to vote on these? By
the way, these are company awards, so we have to
vote internally. And Andrew has been campaigning for quite some
time to get these and he should have gotten them.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How do we vote for you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well? The Unsung here, I already lost. So who was
it was? Actually there were two people that won, so
I lost.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yes, she didn't even come in second, you're not even sure. Third?
Who names were the two?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Rachel engineer Rachel, she's great and who is the other person?
Oh Bartel Oh like both of them. You know, it
was a hard year. Next year all campaign again. We'll
see if I win.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, but you are the heartbeat of the month, and
that's impressive and exciting. Oh wait, the month is over.
I know only the heart beat in February.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm no longer heart beating and it's March now,
I know. But I got, you know, some free gifts,
which was just basically a sweatshirt, and I'm allowed to
pick one thing out of the inventory if I want to,
like a Broadway play or something.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We get tickets to some stuff that's like kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, we'll see. I mean, chances are it'll probably be
something I've already seen, but but you get to pick
it exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're the king of the concert too, Like you love
a concert.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I love a concert.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Good guys on the way. But we already have those
seats secured.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Correct, potentially we shall see. I thought those were Maybe I.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thought that happened.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Maybe Andrew, you're the one that supposually did it. Yeah,
who knows, you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What is happening right now? Okay, cool? So maybe we're
going maybe not? And you want to do you want
to see Bruno Mairs. I don't like him.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I am over the Bruno Mars things.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You've never been on the runal I.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Was, I loved. I came to like die with a smile.
I did like that song he had with Bo.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
B Okay, just the way you Are?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, like that one one? What other songs?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Suspity's overrated?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh I do believe that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a Michael Jackson clone and he's really good at it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Absolutely not. I fear that he's Michael Jackson clone.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I fear he's going the way of a Maroon five.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I like I like Bruno Bar's brutal buzz. I like
him better than Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh you know what, different shokes, different folks. I'm learning
not to yuck yam, Yeah, you bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's talk about that. Andrew. By the way, he's sitting
in for Diamond, and I'm very sad that Diamond's not
here today because I feel like she just have a
lot to say about a lot of the things that
we're talking about. But first Andrew was like going off
about me liking Thin Mints as my favorite girl Scout Cookie,
which I have to say, the tag alongs were very
good today, so maybe not just the thin Min's, but
the thin Mins were good. Go ahead, Andrew, go off.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I just find chocolate and mint to be an unholy combination.
Like when have you ever sat there and said, mmm,
I'm craving toothpaste, but just slather it in chocolate tastes
like toothpaste. To me, if I made my own thin
mint and put like spearmint toothpaste, yeah, and just covered
it in.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Like chocolate, weird, for sure. It is.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It doesn't sound like it sounds like you'd be like, hmm,
that's actually sounds like a delicious treat.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Do you know how many types of mint there are?
There are tons of mints in the world, So some
mints are more minty than other mints, and those are
the mens that typically make it into your toothpaste and
mouthwash and things like that. They're a little stronger. This
is like a soft, delicious mint. But also here's the thing. Great,
you don't like it. I don't give a shit. You
told me your favorite cookie.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know what I thought in my head?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, I didn't say a word. I was like cool
andrex weird stuff. Go Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I thought this was a free country there.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And have me justify why I like the thin mint,
Like it fucking matters.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
As a white male, I feel my opinion is not
heard in this country. So I just needed to get
by side out. You know what I'm saying, Our voices
aren't heard enough. You know you are becoming marginalized. You
won't stand for it, exactly. Watch me get on Twitter.
My god mom.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Another country go oh lord, what a week it's been.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What it hasn't even a week.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I know what a weekend it's been. Oh my head
is spinning.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I've lived too many lifetimes in just two short months.
Like this year. I thought it was going to be
a great year. It started off strong. I was like,
this is my year, and then it's been like, this
has not been my year, and everything that goes on,
I've just been like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm listening one hundred percent. I concur with you on that.
I didn't even try to say this is going to
be my year, because every time we seem to have
said that, the universe steps in and says, ha ha,
this is not going to be your year, bitch. This
is just going to be a year. Yeah, perhaps of help.
But here's what I will always say, and I think
you might agree with me on this. On the macro level.
With everything going on in the world, it's wild. It's
(05:00):
wilder than it's ever been. I want to hope it's
wilder than it will ever be. But every time I
think that, something else crazy comes out. Yeah, but on
a micro level, your life personally, is it horrible? No,
And honest, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
To your point, most days are boring, Like, let's get
real with it, Like most days are boring in your lifetime.
This is just a weird string of a few consecutive
days that just seem to be getting crazier and crazier.
But for the most part, you go three hundred twenty
days of just every day, same old, same old.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So you think you have forty five days of excitement
in a year.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know if I'm calling this good excitement just excitement.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Excitement is excitement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'd say at least forty five.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So my government teacher in I think it was like
my junior year, he basically said something like that. In
the whole class, like rallied against him, and he said,
life is boring. That's just the reality. Life is boring.
You're gonna grow up and you're not gonna hang out
with your friends as much as you use to, and
you're gonna have jobs that you probably don't like, and
you're just gonna go through the one day and every
day life is boring. And I was livid at him, Like, you,
(06:03):
rady bitch, Why would you curse that in any way?
Like my life is going to be so exciting. I
don't know what you're talking about. Let me tell you this, Andrew.
I'm excited every day. Yeah, every day I find something exciting.
Whether it is and you know me well enough to
know this is true, but whether it's something that I
saw online that I learned that really excited me, or
a sunset, a sunrise, a good conversation with a friend.
(06:26):
I find so much excitement in the well what I
guess everybody thinks is boring stuff every day. I am
very rarely bored.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I totally see again, bored could sound bad. I don't
find boring to be bad in this sense.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm saying. Most days you wake up, the news may suck,
whatever may suck every day sucks exactly, but you could
find enjoyment in something every day. It's just your perspective.
But for the most part, the way that we kind
of have become accustomed to think every day is getting
worse and it's never been crazier, and this and that,
Like again, most of your days are boring, and we
(07:03):
can't live with that idea that our life is boring.
I think people are opposed to that belief because they
have to believe that there's something bigger going on in
their life. But the reality is, to your point, you
can have beauty in a sunset and that could just
be your day and then you move on, ye, like,
find the little things to be happy for. Not everything
has to be crazy in your face, hyper like too much.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Miss you in the beginning, but you brought me back
at the end. Yeah, I was sure what you're saying. Again,
you sure what you were saying?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yes, okay, be okay with the mundane, be okay with
just saying I saw a beautiful sunrise and that was
my day.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, but like to me, that's not mundane. On the
twenty eighth, six planets lined up in a row.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This rarely ever happens. And we got a whole long
I spent outside trying to find it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
How long?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So long? Come hours Because where we live there's so
much light pollution that you just never get to see
the good stuff, yet my dumb ass continues to wander
outside and try. I failed. So if anyone has a
good pick of that, please send them to me, DM
them to us sauce on the side. You can send
them on Instagram there or at Baby Hot Sauce whatever.
But yeah, I think that there is a lot of
(08:09):
really cool, exciting stuff happening. And I know that again
on a macro level, everything is psychotic right now and
everyone keeps saying and this makes me laugh. Millennials have
lived through all of this horrible stuff nine to eleven,
a housing crash, multiple wars, blah blah. Not only to
have millennials lived through that, so have the generations before
(08:29):
us that are still alive. They've lived through all of that.
And more so, it's not just us that should be
like wallowing in all of this. It's all very sad.
And then I feel really bad for the younger generation
below us, who this is all they know. They don't
know like any type of calm. It's just been chaos
ever since. It's a wild time.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah. I saw a really interesting post just talking about
what would war be like not to bring like super
down and depressing. But I just always interesting that somebody
brought up like what would war be like in the
United States, because we talk about it like on such
an unseerious serious level, like oh, we're going to break
out into war and it's going to be crazy, and
this and that and the other thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It doesn't come to us exactly, and were geographically very lucky.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You think of people who live in like Iran or
anywhere in the Middle East that they live in like
a country that just got their entire government topple the.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Way Europe was like leveled World War two.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like, again, we haven't had anything in this country just.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
As we got was nine to eleven, and look at
how that everybody acted.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But the last war on our soil was in the
eighteen hundreds. It was the Civil War, right.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
We did it to ourselves exactly, could be coming again.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But it's just an interesting perspective. The more we as
Americans are like, oh God, we're going to get into
a war, it's kind of like maybe pipe down a
little bit. Let's like, really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
My thing for really scared or isn't I'm super afraid
of what's going to happen here. I don't want to
be paying tax money to level other places, blow up
children's schools, and to raise an entire generation of people.
It's not about me. It's about what I don't want
to be part of around the world. It is a
lot of people are going to get so mad, and
I don't even care. I am an American through and through.
(10:11):
This is the most embarrassing time to be American my life.
It is embarrassing. There are times where I'm like, damn man, yeah,
and the notion of we are fighting for people's freedom
where we're not doing that. We're not fighting for anyone
to be free. That's not what's happening. We're fighting for
the things we want. We're fighting to distract from other
things that are going on right now, like the Epstein files,
(10:33):
on top of a million other things that are going on.
It's not about fighting for freedom. It's a really good
way to sell why it's okay to do these bad things.
But that's not, in fact what is going on. We
don't care about other nations. We've never cared. We care
about them having things we want and going and getting them.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I agree, I agree, and it's hard for me to
believe that. It just toppling a leader destroys.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
The beliefs that they stood for you can or that
there's not something waiting in the wing.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
See exactly, I am. This is just my personal belief.
You can take out the head of something, but if
you don't get like it's a cancer, if you don't
get the full cancer out, which I don't know what
it is when it comes to something like a belief,
and when it ties into religion on top of that,
you can't just take out the head of it and
just be like it's gone, move on, Like you can't
do that. That's not how it works, because you're just
(11:24):
kind of like radicalizing the people who you took out
their leader and now we're.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Salmon and killed your mom, dad and sister, right, And
they were like, but we did it to free you.
Aren't you happy? Now? How do you feel? What do
you do?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This is what I've always thought, and it doesn't it
doesn't make sense to me. It seems very ignorant to
just think that, like we're doing it for a bigger
cause it's like bigger than you. It's just I don't
get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It'd be nice if we just minded our own business
and use our tax money to fix potholes and give
people health care, see people who need to be fed,
and yes, you know, maybe education will be okay, but
certain people love uneducated people. So you know, speaking of
Trump's dumb ass, it's not by the way, it's not
just him. It's the entire administration and everybody around them,
(12:10):
and everybody who voted for them the third time, and.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All the people getting scammed by the billionaires.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Like, hello, think you're gonna be one of them?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Hello, do not stick up for a billionaire. Jeff Bezos
doesn't need you in the comment section, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
He just a lot about trickle down economics.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Please, I'm waiting for it to trickle, Like I'm not
even gonk.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Things are trickling, but it's not the economics.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's a mist at this point, like I can feel
maybe something, but it's not evaporating.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Trickle down economics. Shit rolls downhill. Well what's the difference?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yes, to say, but.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think that a lot of very crazy stuff is
going on, and I'm interested in the guests I have
coming on next week because she is a woman who
unfortunately was sex trafficked and came out on the other
side of it. She has a lot of things to
say about how it happened, where it happened, things to
look out for what she's doing now, and I would
love to hear her take on all these other things. Yeah,
(13:05):
that are clearly in the news right now and at
the front, forefront of everything, But you and I have
a much more petty thing to discuss, bringing it back
to the micro because the macro is overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
This was one of my forty five days that I
would say it was exciting.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, this was super exciting. I was like livid. Okay,
so you probably heard us talk about this on the
Big Show. If not, here we go first. Andrew and
I had our very first live podcast, and that was exciting.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It was so exciting.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
It was so exciting. Congratulations by the way, it all started.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
With you, and congrats to you too. I feel like
we really did it and it was so fun and
I want to do it again.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think we can. Yes, I hear that I've been
invited to the New York City Comedy Festival to do
a live podcast, one which would go right in the
vein of me wanting to do stand up this year.
I could tank in front of a bigger crowd Wow,
that came to see comedy just imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh you know what, I love that aspirations.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But the WINEU Food Festival in South Beach reached out
to Andrew and they wanted him to do a Serial
Killer podcasts live in front of people, and Scotty said no, yeah,
for numerous reasons. One of them he said, I'm going
to be out of town. But then even if I
was in town, I still wouldn't do it exactly because
he's a goofball and doesn't believe in growth, which is fine,
(14:15):
not everybody has to, yep. So Andrew said, I think
you should do it, to which I said, well, if
I can do it, we can do it. So let's
do a crossover. You represent the serial Killers, I will
represent Sauce on the side. We'll do this together and
it'll be amazing. And that is what we did, and
we had a lot of fun doing it. And I
mean not to toot our own horns too much, but
(14:37):
I will. Bert Kreischer went first. He's a famous person.
We had way more people in the audience.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
For us, yes, and they were asking so many questions
and they were so nice, so nice.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shout out to the people who were like hardcore listeners.
Even Steven showed up. He leaves us talkbacks and he
was super nice and friendly. Ariel. These are just the
people I remember off the top of my head, and
I know that there were other women in the crowd
who were so supportive and amazing and nice and we
love you and thank you for coming.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, we'd love to do something like that again, because
the thrill of it was so great, and just seeing
all the support and just being able to talk about
something so stupid like my food poisoning and get you know,
just have people be so engaged. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh well, real quick on that note, talk about your
food poisoning because we didn't talk about it here.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh well, I had food poisoning. It was my first
time ever getting food poisoning. I ate bad chicken, and
I was in the fetal position at nighttime, naked, naked
on my floor, crying. But I actually was like, I
don't I can't get too gross with this, but like
the the the intensity at which I threw up, like
(15:39):
I don't want to say, like it's it's gross.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You projectile vomited and probably projectile.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Shitted too, like I vomited, and it like like it
was bad splash back, I got splash macs.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay. And by the way, Andrew's worst nightmare is vomiting. Yeah,
if he throws up, he will throw up again because
he threw up. If you see someone else throw up,
he will throw up.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know. No, I don't throw up when someone else does.
I literally just enter like uh like anxiety and state
pretty much like I don't. It's bad, Like if someone
gets sick on the plane. I just like, you know
how it's gonna sound bad, you know how, like when
you're like certain little kids can see someone in a
wheelchair and just stare at them. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, I
literally I am like, oh God, oh God, Like I start
(16:19):
getting anxious because then I'm like.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
He just vomit with the splashback was not ideal for him.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I was having a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But on the flip side, he lost ten pounds. I did.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I lost ten full pounds.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Did you get any of me back?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Wow, good job, buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I've been a little afraid to eat certain foods, chicken
chief among them.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, yeah, no chicken. You were nervous about coffee too
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Uh. Usually after I get sick either, like any type
of sick. I just don't like coffee, okay, like even
this is like the first time I had coffee in
quite some time today. Okay, yeah, I've been really loving
black tea.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, we love tea. Tea is great. I would
like to make you chy the way my mom makes it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Love chi so so so good.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Please, So Andrew lost ten pounds. He was looking amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Thanks so much. I fit into every day.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Every felt your face looks wonderful. Elvis was our special guest.
Your whole family was there, which was super nice.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
We got to talk about how Bobby Flay is our
least favorite chef of all time because not only did
he ghost us for the entire event after saying y'all
I'll be there and then just never replied ever again, Robert,
but he also called your mom's stuffing cat food, and
when Elvis was retelling it, it got worse every time.
I think he turned it into cat vomit. Yeah, I'm sorry, Donna,
(17:30):
it's okay, but I bet it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It is. I love my mom's stuffing. I will go
to the grave site.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I bet you will. Yeah, so now we do this
live podcast. We're at the South Each One and Food
Festival and everything's super fun. And Saturday night, after our
big podcast, our live podcast event, which we had so
much fun doing, there was an after party started around eleven.
(17:57):
By this time, we were all so tired because we've
been run around. Went to the Grand Tasting in like
one hundred and fifty degree heat.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We were delirious because that was our first actual meal
that we had yep, with our friends that we made.
Oh we love them, yes, Ben and.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Ronnie to Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens love them,
They're wonderful. We had a really really good time with them.
We went to Hakisan, which is amazing everything. We ordered everything,
and then we get in a car to take us
to the after party. And this car is a beautiful
BMWSUV that was wrapped by the South Each One and
(18:30):
Food Festival. And we had a lovely driver who Ronnie
and Ben had had him the entire time, and they
told us before we even started, this man is magical.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
He was so sweet. He was so kind. Everything that
we asked him, he just gave us back this answer
of like lovely, I want to listen to bad Bunny.
I would love for you to listen to bad Bunny.
That would make me so happy, to make you happy,
anything you want, Queen, Like that is the way this
guy talked to us.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He was so sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we're on the way and what happened? Andrew and
I get slammed into? All five of us and our
driver get slammed into by a drunk driver who didn't
ever stop once she hit us. No, she continued to
try and make the turn, and all you heard was just.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
A scurf Are you hurt?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, straight down the side of the vehicle. Our poor
driver immediately panics. He rolls down his window and first
thing he says to her was why are you driving drunk?
Which I thought, Wow, that's quite a bold assumption, very
bold based on that. But once we encountered her, in fact,
the woman who claimed to be Diamond Donaldson and was
clearly not she was definitely drunk. So we pull over.
(19:37):
After he forces her to pull over.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, we drive to like an alleyway. Like I'm thinking
to myself, like, Okay, now we're on like a hot
pursuit with this car, Like, are we just going to
chase her through the streets of Miami, Like this is crazy.
I was not down. I was not down. I'm thinking
of myself, Like where am I going? Like get the information.
Let's like skidaddle.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
The name of the story should be called Andrew was
not down.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And Andrew was not down.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So she pulls into a little driveway down sort of
this back alley street, and she gets out of the
car and proceeds to start yelling at our driver like
it was his fault in some capacity, And I am
not exaggerating when I do her voice like this, She
was saying, Andrew, stop me if I go overboard, please,
Like I don't even understand what the problem is, Like
(20:22):
I could seriously buff that out for like one hundred dollars,
Like what do you want me to do about it?
Like it's done, what's done is done. I have places
of fucking b are you fucking serious? I'm not gonna
stay here, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But she also said she could buffet herself, she could
up it herself. In my head, I'm thinking, diamond in
your Kia that is also dinged up to hell, that.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Kia was banging the fuck up because she clearly hits
people often.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I do not trust you to buff anything, Diamond, No.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And she was not acknowledging that there was in fact
a scratch all the way down the side of the car.
Her car was dented. It was wild. Now in the
meantime where we had pulled over, there was a car
full of dudes up a little bit, maybe like fifty
yards away from us. They weren't really paying attention too much.
But I'm recording the entire thing, which is apparently antagonizing Diamond.
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Andrew just keeps saying, Oh, we need is your insurance card.
It's fine, just give us her insurance card. And when
she's like, what do you want me to do? I
was like, not drive drunk? How about that?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Like my answer was again, get your insurance card, Like, Diamond,
please just get your insurance card.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So we have a whole car full of people essentially
telling me to like shut the f up, stop stop
poking at this woman, which I don't feel as poking
at her. She hit us and acted like she did
nothing wrong. So I was recording it because I said,
she's going to take off. I know she's going to
take off, Like that's what's going to happen. I really
wanted our driver to have parked behind her so she couldn't,
but he was responsible, probably didn't want anything to happen
to us. Now, once this car full of dudes sees her,
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all of a sudden, they want to get involved because
she was hot. She was giving stripper OnlyFans something she
was going to be on baddies, so yeah, bad. There
was something like come get your batty change shot had
a collarbhone tattoo. She was clearly bold enough to be like,
I know I hit you guys while I was drunk,
but also fuck you, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like I will get back in my Kia and I
will drive you, like, run you over if I want to.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah. So, now this carful of dudes notices her and
they insert themselves into the situation. So they come over
and they're like, nothing happened. What the fuck man, nothing happened.
Brush that off. You can brush it off. So now
the car starts to get even more nervous, and I'm like,
they're not gonna do anything. I do understand they're not
gonna do anything. They're just being nosy. They want her
to think that there's some sort of superheroes whatever. She
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ends up getting into her car and taking off. Now,
mind you, we had called the police. Our driver called
the police pretty freaking immediately.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There was also a cop car on the streets, like
just a cop car just sitting there, was in the car.
Nobody was in the car, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But it was there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So at this point, maybe twenty minutes had elapsed, no police,
no sign of police, nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We're sitting there. He's panicking. You're like, what are we
gonna do? What are we gonna do? We have to
get her.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like, we're gonna get a fuck this shit not
on my watch, like we're on it, right, So everyone
in the car is nervous and these guys are being
a little weird. Now Diamond Donaldson allegedly this not her name.
She takes off. She gets in her car and she
takes off. Okay, so now we're there alone with this
car full of dudes. Who's like, nothing happened. I don't
know what you're talking about. We didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No driver either, No.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So well, the driver's on the phone outside of the car.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
We're just in a car sitting there like bait.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So I got out and I said, hey, why don't
you get in the car and we will drive to
the police station because she's gone. These dudes are being
a little wily. I don't really know about that. Let's
go to the police station. It's less than a mile
from here. So that's what we did, and then we
spent some time at the police station after. By the way,
they yelled at us also about leaving the scene, and
we were like, we weren't going to stay at the
scene when these hooligans were starting to get a little
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froggy with us, like we didn't like that. And she
was also gone, So what was there really to see?
It wasn't even the scene. That wasn't where it happened.
We had pulled over anyway from where it happened. So
fill out the police report. Hot cop gets our information.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I had to give the witness statement.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Andrew had to get the witness statement, which the whole
time Andrew's like, what am I supposed to say? So,
what the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What are you supposed to say? Say? What happened? Well,
I don't know. I had to like juice it up
a little bit, like she she tried to attack us. Officer. No,
I don't know I want to do any of that. Well,
I don't know. I want him to look good. God.
So if I have to be like, I don't know,
squirrely a little bit, maybe fudge the truth. This way
Diamond goes to prison. I don't know, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The truth was good enough. She hit us and actually
like we hit her. It was crazy. And we had
all of this, by the way. I had her trying
to flee on camera. I had her actually fleeing on camera.
I have her outside the car on camera, all of it.
We have the damage of the car. It's all there.
And basically the police are like, cool, don't call us,
we'll call.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You pretty much. This is not the time.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, okay, so we.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Let it go.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
We go to the party. The after party was whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nothing could have been more exciting than that. And Silanda,
who was our driver who took us there Slanda, was amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She was amazing. She was ready to have your back.
She's like, I al was on my side. You know
what I'm noticing about this. All the women were like,
get a bit. All of the men are like, okay,
everybody just calmed down here. I don't think we should
be doe with this, which is hilarious because you guys
start all the worst.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just want to be clear. I just I had
no stake in this. I just kept saying, please, just
get your insurance. I didn't have a side. I didn't
need to defend anybody. I just wanted her insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You should on the side of justice.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The justice was getting her insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But it wasn't because she gave us an insurance card
that wasn't hers. She didn't show any id she just
showed us some insurance card.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I think it was idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It was not her.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I think it was anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I digress, so fast forward. Now everybody leaves. I stay
in Miami for another like ten days. I don't know.
I was there for a long time. And Elvis decides
he wants to go to a bar.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We go to this bar. There's a car show. It's
actually in a very nice hotel. You can probably just
google and figure out exactly where.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
A beautiful car show. A lot of these like dorky
older dudes who have like the halo hair, they will
just let go of the sides because like maybe with
a hat on, they look way younger. I don't know.
Lots of those, Lots of lanyards. Were there these super
expensive old cars, new cars with tons of nice cars,
gazillion dollar cars.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Like shows that Scotty's dad goes to because he does
a lot of car shows. Oh does he His dad
has like a whole old car collection.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, so probably, But they were also like really new cars,
like nice new STUPR Diamond, Yeah, maybe her name is
not Diamond. So I'm sitting at the bar and I
hear this person come up sitting down next to me
talking to the bartender, and it's very evident that she
is a lady of the night, a sex worker, a hooker,
I don't know what you want to call her, she's
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one of those things. Because she's asking the bartender what
time do we think they're going to come in? What
do we think they're going to do? And the bartender,
by the way, the mail bartender was very like chatty
with her. They were kind of key keying it up.
And I was like, oh, this is odd. Whatever. I
take a look. Who is it, Diamond Donald said, sitting
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right next to me, and I was like yeah, And
Elvis said what what what is going on? And I
turned to him, I said, this is the bitch to
hit us. This girl was a hit and run. He's
convincing me that didn't happen. Nope, this is not her.
You're getting your people mixed up. I understand you really
want this to be her. And I said, oh, okay, Lucky.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
For me, I have video. I have videos.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I got the footages, and I know it's her because
I'm We're sitting in front of this big mirror and
I can see her. She's got the same exact tattoo
on her collarbone as this creature had when she hit us.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You had the receipts, proof timeline and the screenshots, all.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
This stuff, and also my own eyes that too. I
know that's apparently like in the eyes of the law,
the least reliable, but that was the first thing that
I needed.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I was like, I would have like her face, I
would have seen if I just know, I would have
been like, no.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Way, which is essentially what I did. And I was like,
this is the bitch that hit us, and Elvis immediately
goes we're leaving. I was like, why are we leaving?
He's like, I know you we're leaving right now. He's like, check, please,
please check, Like he starts to panic a little bit
and he's like, what do you want to do. I
was like, Noah, we don't need to hurry. I'm just
going to say something to her.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
What are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I was like, I just want to be at the
very least embarrass her and be like, we have a
drunk driver right here. She hit our car and took off,
just so you all know, and apparently she's also a hooker,
So keep your what's about you guys or by all
means knock yourselves out, but you're dealing with some trash, like,
just say something. He was like, no, that's gonna turn
into a fight. He said, gret I'll pull her hair
Like whatever, I'm not gonna slap her, that's disrespectful. I'm
not gonna punch someone, But will I pull a hair
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weave out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You just wanted to shift her wig a little.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, I wanted to get one weave and then hit
her with the weave like that. I was just kind
of a dream of mine to have wanted to do
this for the longest time. And by the way, the
first night when I was the only person saying something,
Andrew kipping like, it's so evident that you grew up
down here. Yeah, I mean to know what that means.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I mean, listen, it was giving baddies. I have to
go back to it, like again that you were ready
to pull a weave and throw it in her face.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yes, hello, imagine running into her a second time.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
To be honest, the first time, I obviously was like,
please just give us your insurance so we can leave.
The second time, that's between you and God. I wouldn't.
I that's fate. God place her next to me. Anamar
cannot tell me that that he was looking for you
to deliver the ass beating.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh, that's what I thought. I was like, this is it,
this is justice here, I will let you have it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I couldn't. I knew I couldn't intervene.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Elvis does not like a scene. Yeah, so Elvis is like,
I swear to God. He's like, if you get out
of your seat, if you say anything, I'm gonna have
to kill you. Now, here's the thing, Elvis and I
are out of his buddies, but at the end of
the day, he is still my boss. So what to do.
So I'm like sort of starting to turn. He grabs
my arm, like a full grab on my arm. He
was like, I swear, I swear to God, do not
do this, Do not do this. Do not embarrass me here,
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do not embarrass yourself. I was like, no, no, we're
gonna embarrass her. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I know she can hear all this. She has to
be cause she's next to me. It's not like in
the movies when someone's having a conversation next to people
and they can't hear. I know she heard it all
because she's now trying to sort of like look, turn
her head just slightly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Because you're also seeing her in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh what did I do in the mirror?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Recorded her?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, put my phone up and my phone has this
little spaceman on the back. She clocked it. She looked
right at it, and I saw her kind of like
puck her for a second, like, oh no. So now
Elvis is like okay, like I'm not gonna be able
to control the situation because you're ready to go. I
will let you say or do whatever you want, but
I'm gonna be in the hallway. Let me get to
the hallway first and then do what you want to do.
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I said, cool, bye, and he was like, oh no,
absolutely not. I can't believe you actually said that. He's like,
you were really gonna do it. I'm like, yeah, go
go into the hallway. I don't care. Yeah this girl.
I'm not scared of this girl. And it has nothing
to do with like me being ballsy at all. It's
more just the outrage at justice not being served. You're
being right there.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I am a batman.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I'm not. I would love to be, but I'm not.
I was just very irritated, and I'm like, there are
twenty seven things that we could do right now. We
could tell the bartender, who's clearly on her side, call
the cops that are never gonna come. There was really
nothing that was going to happen except for embarrassing her
and pulling a leaf like.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That was it, or just like silently clocking her, like
as you're leaving, be like you should be ashamed of
yourself and walk out.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So it's funny you say that. So Elvis is very
adamant nothing is going to happen. Don't be a dick.
I think he actually said that, don't be a dick,
And I'm like, how being a dick when she's only
to hit us? I don't understand this, But like okay.
So we're walking out. He like has me basically like hostage,
sort of by the arm. And we're walking out, and
as I was leaving, I turned her look at her.
She had turned her chair all the way around and
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was glaring at me. Oh walking out. So I was like,
I knew it, it's you. And I shot her with
my finger gun and Elvis takes my hand and puts
it down. He said, are you shooting her?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
You can't shoot her? Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Hello? That was only just as I got I shot
her with my finger gun. And then the entire way home,
which was like half a mile back, Elvis is like,
she's behind us. I can hear the click of her
high heels. I can hear her. She's behind us. I
was like, good, let her come outside. I don't understand it.
I don't get why everybody was so afraid of this girl,
why nobody wanted to do anything. I am tired of
the miscarriage of justice that we just keep seeing left
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and right, everyone's getting away with everything. And that was
my chance again, and now I'm mad. I'm mad again.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Let it be known. If I were there, I'd have
said let it go, please, let it like, no, no,
you would have, I would have said, you do you
oh at that point, I do because honestly, seeing the
same person twice, that's fate, Like that's like you can't intervene.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
And it's not like she was doing across the bar.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
She sat next like the stars aligned for you to
whoop a bitch's ass.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It did. It's been a very long time since I've
gotten into a fight, and I will say this till
the day I die. Fighting is for trashy people. If
you make it to a certain level, you're supposed to
hire other people to fight for you. Yeah, but sometimes
in the moment, you get to scratch someone.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And this would have been the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
This would have been the moment. And our buddy Lee Schrager,
who threw the entire thing m texted me to let
me know had he been there, he would have pushed
me into her to accelerate the fighting.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Honestly, I genuinely, like you said, the first time, just
give me your insurance. The second time, it's up to
you too settle it. I can't like almost like in
the dark night when they break the pool stick and
he are like only one if you gets to leave
have fun, what do you gets to leave, I don't
know where to go from here.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
And then in the like status twist of fate, so
I had on like this black corset. My boobs are
so like coming out the top in a black skirt.
And I was with Elvis now in the wild. I'm
not sure that people would ever pair us together for
money reasons. And then I was like, I'm sitting next
to this stupid hooker, like fuck you. And then I thought, oh,
she thinks I'm the hooker too, and I'm taking this
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dude home.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good. I hope that she.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Thinks I stole one of her clients for the night. Excellent,
because she strikes me as the type that drugs in,
beats men and robs them, maybe takes a kidney.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
If I start seeing a string of kidney less people
in Miami, I'll say, have you come? Did you drive
a kiya? Because we may have something going on.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So we've posted all of the evidence, by the way,
and we'll post it again. You can look at the
sauce on the side page where I will leave it forever.
You can swipe through. You can see the day of
what she was acting like, which I will say the
video that I have of her, the way she's speaking.
It wasn't as crazy as how it went for the
other twenty minutes this was going on. And yeah, then
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I have video of her next to me at the bar.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm still cracking up about that. Like again, it's just
such a rare occurrence, and honestly it brought such joy
to the group chat with Ronnie and Ben and Jackie.
It was truly just what a moment.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh and what else? They say? Again, the other person
on my side, Jackie, your sister Jackie is like, yes, Justice,
she's been trying to reverse image search this girl. She
starts a license plate she found the alleged name, which
doesn't exist. Diamond Donaldson is not a person that we know.
But if you guys have any idea who this little
creature is, tell us so that we can tell our
driver who. Again, nicest guy ever?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Should I read his text message his chatshypt response.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think he's a human chatchepet. It's never experienced somebody
speaking to me like this before.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Hi. I think you are wonderful and everything you do
is great and the fact that you stood up for
me shows what a kind person you are.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Basically. Okay, so his first message after the incident was
May the I honestly don't know how to thank you enough. Yesterday,
your kindnest, Karen support meant the world to me. The
way you made the videos and stood up for me.
I felt so seen and protected, even though we barely
know each other. God bless you for your beautiful heart.
You are truly rare and I will never forget your
sweetness and generosity. Thank you for being such an amazing soul.
Yesterday so nice. So when all this went down, of
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course I had to text our do course I sent
him the videos and I was like, she's a hooker.
By the way, Oh, she's an absolute prostitute. I heard it.
It was guaranteed by the staff, and there was a
woman bartender there she said, oh, no, she's definitely hooker.
She comes here all the time, and she said, I
don't know how she figures it out, but she always
knows when the rich guys are here. It's uncanny.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I mean, I feel like if I were a hooker,
I pretty much go to all like the hot spot bars, yeah,
and just be like, well, it's a Thursday night, why
not right?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
They have access to the World Wide Web, just like
everyone else does. Yeah, so that's probably how she figures
it out. But I don't know that other guide. Bartender
seemed like you might give her the inside scoop on things,
so I told him what was going on, and this
is where we decided maybe he's chatchepet.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, hundred percent, he said.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wow, I'm honestly still in shock reading this. Of all
the places on a night like that, you ended up
right next to her. That's unbelievable. But truly, what really
stands out is you the way you know details, trusted
your instinct and stayed calm. So much about the kind
person you are, oh says so much about the kind
person you are, observant, intuitive and genuinely amazing. Not everyone
would handle something like that so well. You really should
(36:11):
be a detective or something. I hope you're feeling okay
after that unexpected moment. I can imagine it must have
been intense. How's your heart now? How's life treating you
these days?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It's been a week.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I truly hope everything on your side is peaceful, bright
and shining. May you and your family always be surrounded
by health, happiness, and endless blessings. You really have a
special way of being in the right place at the
right time, and I'm grateful for you.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Honestly run that through an AI program because that is
for ninety nine AI, the fact that it asked you
questions and it did the three things. Because usually when
chat chypt like gets back to you, it's something they
are like, you are this, you are that, and you
are also this.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Right Oh, I like recently, I feel like it's been
doing the you're not this, you are this.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So it's like, I want to break up with my
boyfriend because I found out that he has a stage
one cancer and it might inconvenience me for five minutes,
but he's been there for me through everything. Yeah, chatchep
two right back. That's not selfish. You are self aware.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You're coming into your own chatshibt.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Is a fraud. I'm so glad I broke up with her. Yeah,
but that was our random, weird brush with fate over
the weekend. And if there is a third time, the
weave is getting pulled out.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Like Ronnie said, he probably She was on the phone
with her friend Nicole and she was like, can you
believe it? It happened again? Another accident.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I can't believe this bitch son next to me at
a bar and took home one of the guys that
I wanted.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
To take it. It's crazy. She was the worst.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
And on that note, I'm excited about our guest next week.
I think she'll be great and it's going to be
a very different tone than this one, I'm sure. But
answer if people want to find the heartbeat of the
month on for.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
February, it is now March. It's at Andrew Pug on
the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
On the Instagram, you're not on anything else right, Yes,
he is deactivated because he has no faith in anything else.
No understandable, and I am at baby hots. Also, if
you could follow the podcast at sauce on the side,
that would be great, Like follow, subscribe, leave us a review,
and leave.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Us a talk back. So fine.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
We would love to hear from you, even if you
want us to get eaten by bears, because that's really
good content too. And on that note, say by Andrew bye.
Sauce on the side. What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Gandhi.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, what's up? Hey, what's up? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That doesn't sound like diamond because it's Andrew Everybody, also
known as Andy Kine, also known as.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
The heartbeat of the Mark Shoot.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
So we talk about how proud we are of you
for finally achieving this goal that you've been trying to
get for so long.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
It was very, very nice. And I also got nominated
for the Unsung Hero Award for the whole year. Wow,
so you know, big things are happening.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay, where do we go to vote on these? By
the way, these are company awards, so we have to
vote internally. And Andrew has been campaigning for quite some
time to get these and he should have gotten them.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
How do we vote for you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Well? The Unsung here, I already lost. So who was
it was? Actually there were two people that won, so
I lost.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yes, she didn't even come in second, you're not even sure. Third?
Who names were the two?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Rachel engineer Rachel, she's great and who is the other person?
Oh Bartel Oh like both of them. You know, it
was a hard year. Next year all campaign again. We'll
see if I win.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, but you are the heartbeat of the month, and
that's impressive and exciting. Oh wait, the month is over.
I know only the heart beat in February.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, I'm no longer heart beating and it's March now,
I know. But I got, you know, some free gifts,
which was just basically a sweatshirt, and I'm allowed to
pick one thing out of the inventory if I want to,
like a Broadway play or something.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
We get tickets to some stuff that's like kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, we'll see. I mean, chances are it'll probably be
something I've already seen, but but you get to pick
it exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're the king of the concert too, Like you love
a concert.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I love a concert.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Good guys on the way. But we already have those
seats secured.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Correct, potentially we shall see. I thought those were Maybe I.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Thought that happened.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Maybe Andrew, you're the one that supposually did it. Yeah,
who knows, you know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
What is happening right now? Okay, cool? So maybe we're
going maybe not? And you want to do you want
to see Bruno Mairs. I don't like him.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I am over the Bruno Mars things.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
You've never been on the runal I.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Was, I loved. I came to like die with a smile.
I did like that song he had with Bo.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
B Okay, just the way you Are?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, like that one one? What other songs?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Suspity's overrated?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh I do believe that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I think you're crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
It's a Michael Jackson clone and he's really good at it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Absolutely not. I fear that he's Michael Jackson clone.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I fear he's going the way of a Maroon five.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I like I like Bruno Bar's brutal buzz. I like
him better than Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh you know what, different shokes, different folks. I'm learning
not to yuck yam, Yeah, you bitch.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let's talk about that. Andrew. By the way, he's sitting
in for Diamond, and I'm very sad that Diamond's not
here today because I feel like she just have a
lot to say about a lot of the things that
we're talking about. But first Andrew was like going off
about me liking Thin Mints as my favorite girl Scout Cookie,
which I have to say, the tag alongs were very
good today, so maybe not just the thin Min's, but
the thin Mins were good. Go ahead, Andrew, go off.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I just find chocolate and mint to be an unholy combination.
Like when have you ever sat there and said, mmm,
I'm craving toothpaste, but just slather it in chocolate tastes
like toothpaste. To me, if I made my own thin
mint and put like spearmint toothpaste, yeah, and just covered
it in.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Like chocolate, weird, for sure. It is.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It doesn't sound like it sounds like you'd be like, hmm,
that's actually sounds like a delicious treat.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Do you know how many types of mint there are?
There are tons of mints in the world, So some
mints are more minty than other mints, and those are
the mens that typically make it into your toothpaste and
mouthwash and things like that. They're a little stronger. This
is like a soft, delicious mint. But also here's the thing. Great,
you don't like it. I don't give a shit. You
told me your favorite cookie.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You know what I thought in my head?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, I didn't say a word. I was like cool
andrex weird stuff. Go Andrew.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I thought this was a free country there.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And have me justify why I like the thin mint,
Like it fucking matters.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
As a white male, I feel my opinion is not
heard in this country. So I just needed to get
by side out. You know what I'm saying, Our voices
aren't heard enough. You know you are becoming marginalized. You
won't stand for it, exactly. Watch me get on Twitter.
My god mom.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Another country go oh lord, what a week it's been.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
What it hasn't even a week.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I know what a weekend it's been. Oh my head
is spinning.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I've lived too many lifetimes in just two short months.
Like this year. I thought it was going to be
a great year. It started off strong. I was like,
this is my year, and then it's been like, this
has not been my year, and everything that goes on,
I've just been like.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I'm listening one hundred percent. I concur with you on that.
I didn't even try to say this is going to
be my year, because every time we seem to have
said that, the universe steps in and says, ha ha,
this is not going to be your year, bitch. This
is just going to be a year. Yeah, perhaps of help.
But here's what I will always say, and I think
you might agree with me on this. On the macro level.
With everything going on in the world, it's wild. It's
(05:00):
wilder than it's ever been. I want to hope it's
wilder than it will ever be. But every time I
think that, something else crazy comes out. Yeah, but on
a micro level, your life personally, is it horrible? No,
And honest, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
To your point, most days are boring, Like, let's get
real with it, Like most days are boring in your lifetime.
This is just a weird string of a few consecutive
days that just seem to be getting crazier and crazier.
But for the most part, you go three hundred twenty
days of just every day, same old, same old.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So you think you have forty five days of excitement
in a year.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't know if I'm calling this good excitement just excitement.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Excitement is excitement, Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'd say at least forty five.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So my government teacher in I think it was like
my junior year, he basically said something like that. In
the whole class, like rallied against him, and he said,
life is boring. That's just the reality. Life is boring.
You're gonna grow up and you're not gonna hang out
with your friends as much as you use to, and
you're gonna have jobs that you probably don't like, and
you're just gonna go through the one day and every
day life is boring. And I was livid at him, Like, you,
(06:03):
rady bitch, Why would you curse that in any way?
Like my life is going to be so exciting. I
don't know what you're talking about. Let me tell you this, Andrew.
I'm excited every day. Yeah, every day I find something exciting.
Whether it is and you know me well enough to
know this is true, but whether it's something that I
saw online that I learned that really excited me, or
a sunset, a sunrise, a good conversation with a friend.
(06:26):
I find so much excitement in the well what I
guess everybody thinks is boring stuff every day. I am
very rarely bored.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I totally see again, bored could sound bad. I don't
find boring to be bad in this sense.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Okay, good.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
I'm saying. Most days you wake up, the news may suck,
whatever may suck every day sucks exactly, but you could
find enjoyment in something every day. It's just your perspective.
But for the most part, the way that we kind
of have become accustomed to think every day is getting
worse and it's never been crazier, and this and that,
Like again, most of your days are boring, and we
(07:03):
can't live with that idea that our life is boring.
I think people are opposed to that belief because they
have to believe that there's something bigger going on in
their life. But the reality is, to your point, you
can have beauty in a sunset and that could just
be your day and then you move on, ye, like,
find the little things to be happy for. Not everything
has to be crazy in your face, hyper like too much.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Miss you in the beginning, but you brought me back
at the end. Yeah, I was sure what you're saying. Again,
you sure what you were saying?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yes, okay, be okay with the mundane, be okay with
just saying I saw a beautiful sunrise and that was
my day.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, but like to me, that's not mundane. On the
twenty eighth, six planets lined up in a row.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
This rarely ever happens. And we got a whole long
I spent outside trying to find it.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
How long?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So long? Come hours Because where we live there's so
much light pollution that you just never get to see
the good stuff, yet my dumb ass continues to wander
outside and try. I failed. So if anyone has a
good pick of that, please send them to me, DM
them to us sauce on the side. You can send
them on Instagram there or at Baby Hot Sauce whatever.
But yeah, I think that there is a lot of
(08:09):
really cool, exciting stuff happening. And I know that again
on a macro level, everything is psychotic right now and
everyone keeps saying and this makes me laugh. Millennials have
lived through all of this horrible stuff nine to eleven,
a housing crash, multiple wars, blah blah. Not only to
have millennials lived through that, so have the generations before
(08:29):
us that are still alive. They've lived through all of that.
And more so, it's not just us that should be
like wallowing in all of this. It's all very sad.
And then I feel really bad for the younger generation
below us, who this is all they know. They don't
know like any type of calm. It's just been chaos
ever since. It's a wild time.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah. I saw a really interesting post just talking about
what would war be like not to bring like super
down and depressing. But I just always interesting that somebody
brought up like what would war be like in the
United States, because we talk about it like on such
an unseerious serious level, like oh, we're going to break
out into war and it's going to be crazy, and
this and that and the other thing.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
It doesn't come to us exactly, and were geographically very lucky.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
You think of people who live in like Iran or
anywhere in the Middle East that they live in like
a country that just got their entire government topple the.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Way Europe was like leveled World War two.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like, again, we haven't had anything in this country just.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
As we got was nine to eleven, and look at
how that everybody acted.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
But the last war on our soil was in the
eighteen hundreds. It was the Civil War, right.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
We did it to ourselves exactly, could be coming again.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But it's just an interesting perspective. The more we as
Americans are like, oh God, we're going to get into
a war, it's kind of like maybe pipe down a
little bit. Let's like, really, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
My thing for really scared or isn't I'm super afraid
of what's going to happen here. I don't want to
be paying tax money to level other places, blow up
children's schools, and to raise an entire generation of people.
It's not about me. It's about what I don't want
to be part of around the world. It is a
lot of people are going to get so mad, and
I don't even care. I am an American through and through.
(10:11):
This is the most embarrassing time to be American my life.
It is embarrassing. There are times where I'm like, damn man, yeah,
and the notion of we are fighting for people's freedom
where we're not doing that. We're not fighting for anyone
to be free. That's not what's happening. We're fighting for
the things we want. We're fighting to distract from other
things that are going on right now, like the Epstein files,
(10:33):
on top of a million other things that are going on.
It's not about fighting for freedom. It's a really good
way to sell why it's okay to do these bad things.
But that's not, in fact what is going on. We
don't care about other nations. We've never cared. We care
about them having things we want and going and getting them.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I agree, I agree, and it's hard for me to
believe that. It just toppling a leader destroys.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
The beliefs that they stood for you can or that
there's not something waiting in the wing.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
See exactly, I am. This is just my personal belief.
You can take out the head of something, but if
you don't get like it's a cancer, if you don't
get the full cancer out, which I don't know what
it is when it comes to something like a belief,
and when it ties into religion on top of that,
you can't just take out the head of it and
just be like it's gone, move on, Like you can't
do that. That's not how it works, because you're just
(11:24):
kind of like radicalizing the people who you took out
their leader and now we're.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Salmon and killed your mom, dad and sister, right, And
they were like, but we did it to free you.
Aren't you happy? Now? How do you feel? What do
you do?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
This is what I've always thought, and it doesn't it
doesn't make sense to me. It seems very ignorant to
just think that, like we're doing it for a bigger
cause it's like bigger than you. It's just I don't
get it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
It'd be nice if we just minded our own business
and use our tax money to fix potholes and give
people health care, see people who need to be fed,
and yes, you know, maybe education will be okay, but
certain people love uneducated people. So you know, speaking of
Trump's dumb ass, it's not by the way, it's not
just him. It's the entire administration and everybody around them,
(12:10):
and everybody who voted for them the third time, and.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
All the people getting scammed by the billionaires.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Like, hello, think you're gonna be one of them?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Hello, do not stick up for a billionaire. Jeff Bezos
doesn't need you in the comment section, he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
He just a lot about trickle down economics.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Please, I'm waiting for it to trickle, Like I'm not
even gonk.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Things are trickling, but it's not the economics.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
It's a mist at this point, like I can feel
maybe something, but it's not evaporating.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Trickle down economics. Shit rolls downhill. Well what's the difference?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yes, to say, but.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I think that a lot of very crazy stuff is
going on, and I'm interested in the guests I have
coming on next week because she is a woman who
unfortunately was sex trafficked and came out on the other
side of it. She has a lot of things to
say about how it happened, where it happened, things to
look out for what she's doing now, and I would
love to hear her take on all these other things. Yeah,
(13:05):
that are clearly in the news right now and at
the front, forefront of everything, But you and I have
a much more petty thing to discuss, bringing it back
to the micro because the macro is overwhelming.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
This was one of my forty five days that I
would say it was exciting.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, this was super exciting. I was like livid. Okay,
so you probably heard us talk about this on the
Big Show. If not, here we go first. Andrew and
I had our very first live podcast, and that was exciting.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It was so exciting.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
It was so exciting. Congratulations by the way, it all started.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
With you, and congrats to you too. I feel like
we really did it and it was so fun and
I want to do it again.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think we can. Yes, I hear that I've been
invited to the New York City Comedy Festival to do
a live podcast, one which would go right in the
vein of me wanting to do stand up this year.
I could tank in front of a bigger crowd Wow,
that came to see comedy just imagine.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh you know what, I love that aspirations.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
But the WINEU Food Festival in South Beach reached out
to Andrew and they wanted him to do a Serial
Killer podcasts live in front of people, and Scotty said no, yeah,
for numerous reasons. One of them he said, I'm going
to be out of town. But then even if I
was in town, I still wouldn't do it exactly because
he's a goofball and doesn't believe in growth, which is fine,
(14:15):
not everybody has to, yep. So Andrew said, I think
you should do it, to which I said, well, if
I can do it, we can do it. So let's
do a crossover. You represent the serial Killers, I will
represent Sauce on the side. We'll do this together and
it'll be amazing. And that is what we did, and
we had a lot of fun doing it. And I
mean not to toot our own horns too much, but
(14:37):
I will. Bert Kreischer went first. He's a famous person.
We had way more people in the audience.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
For us, yes, and they were asking so many questions
and they were so nice, so nice.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Shout out to the people who were like hardcore listeners.
Even Steven showed up. He leaves us talkbacks and he
was super nice and friendly. Ariel. These are just the
people I remember off the top of my head, and
I know that there were other women in the crowd
who were so supportive and amazing and nice and we
love you and thank you for coming.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Yes, we'd love to do something like that again, because
the thrill of it was so great, and just seeing
all the support and just being able to talk about
something so stupid like my food poisoning and get you know,
just have people be so engaged. It was nice.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Oh well, real quick on that note, talk about your
food poisoning because we didn't talk about it here.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh well, I had food poisoning. It was my first
time ever getting food poisoning. I ate bad chicken, and
I was in the fetal position at nighttime, naked, naked
on my floor, crying. But I actually was like, I
don't I can't get too gross with this, but like
the the the intensity at which I threw up, like
(15:39):
I don't want to say, like it's it's gross.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
You projectile vomited and probably projectile.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Shitted too, like I vomited, and it like like it
was bad splash back, I got splash macs.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay. And by the way, Andrew's worst nightmare is vomiting. Yeah,
if he throws up, he will throw up again because
he threw up. If you see someone else throw up,
he will throw up.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
You know. No, I don't throw up when someone else does.
I literally just enter like uh like anxiety and state
pretty much like I don't. It's bad, Like if someone
gets sick on the plane. I just like, you know
how it's gonna sound bad, you know how, like when
you're like certain little kids can see someone in a
wheelchair and just stare at them. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, I
literally I am like, oh God, oh God, Like I start
(16:19):
getting anxious because then I'm like.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
He just vomit with the splashback was not ideal for him.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I was having a nervous breakdown.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But on the flip side, he lost ten pounds. I did.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I lost ten full pounds.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Did you get any of me back?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Wow, good job, buddy.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I've been a little afraid to eat certain foods, chicken
chief among them.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Okay, yeah, no chicken. You were nervous about coffee too
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Uh. Usually after I get sick either, like any type
of sick. I just don't like coffee, okay, like even
this is like the first time I had coffee in
quite some time today. Okay, yeah, I've been really loving
black tea.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, we love tea. Tea is great. I would
like to make you chy the way my mom makes it.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Love chi so so so good.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Please, So Andrew lost ten pounds. He was looking amazing.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Thanks so much. I fit into every day.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Every felt your face looks wonderful. Elvis was our special guest.
Your whole family was there, which was super nice.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
It was great.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
We got to talk about how Bobby Flay is our
least favorite chef of all time because not only did
he ghost us for the entire event after saying y'all
I'll be there and then just never replied ever again, Robert,
but he also called your mom's stuffing cat food, and
when Elvis was retelling it, it got worse every time.
I think he turned it into cat vomit. Yeah, I'm sorry, Donna,
(17:30):
it's okay, but I bet it was delicious.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It is. I love my mom's stuffing. I will go
to the grave site.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
I bet you will. Yeah, so now we do this
live podcast. We're at the South Each One and Food
Festival and everything's super fun. And Saturday night, after our
big podcast, our live podcast event, which we had so
much fun doing, there was an after party started around eleven.
(17:57):
By this time, we were all so tired because we've
been run around. Went to the Grand Tasting in like
one hundred and fifty degree heat.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
We were delirious because that was our first actual meal
that we had yep, with our friends that we made.
Oh we love them, yes, Ben and.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Ronnie to Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens love them,
They're wonderful. We had a really really good time with them.
We went to Hakisan, which is amazing everything. We ordered everything,
and then we get in a car to take us
to the after party. And this car is a beautiful
BMWSUV that was wrapped by the South Each One and
(18:30):
Food Festival. And we had a lovely driver who Ronnie
and Ben had had him the entire time, and they
told us before we even started, this man is magical.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
He was so sweet. He was so kind. Everything that
we asked him, he just gave us back this answer
of like lovely, I want to listen to bad Bunny.
I would love for you to listen to bad Bunny.
That would make me so happy, to make you happy,
anything you want, Queen, Like that is the way this
guy talked to us.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
He was so sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we're on the way and what happened? Andrew and
I get slammed into? All five of us and our
driver get slammed into by a drunk driver who didn't
ever stop once she hit us. No, she continued to
try and make the turn, and all you heard was just.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
A scurf Are you hurt?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah, straight down the side of the vehicle. Our poor
driver immediately panics. He rolls down his window and first
thing he says to her was why are you driving drunk?
Which I thought, Wow, that's quite a bold assumption, very
bold based on that. But once we encountered her, in fact,
the woman who claimed to be Diamond Donaldson and was
clearly not she was definitely drunk. So we pull over.
(19:37):
After he forces her to pull over.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, we drive to like an alleyway. Like I'm thinking
to myself, like, Okay, now we're on like a hot
pursuit with this car, Like, are we just going to
chase her through the streets of Miami, Like this is crazy.
I was not down. I was not down. I'm thinking
of myself, Like where am I going? Like get the information.
Let's like skidaddle.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
The name of the story should be called Andrew was
not down.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And Andrew was not down.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
So she pulls into a little driveway down sort of
this back alley street, and she gets out of the
car and proceeds to start yelling at our driver like
it was his fault in some capacity, And I am
not exaggerating when I do her voice like this, She
was saying, Andrew, stop me if I go overboard, please,
Like I don't even understand what the problem is, Like
(20:22):
I could seriously buff that out for like one hundred dollars,
Like what do you want me to do about it?
Like it's done, what's done is done. I have places
of fucking b are you fucking serious? I'm not gonna
stay here, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
But she also said she could buffet herself, she could
up it herself. In my head, I'm thinking, diamond in
your Kia that is also dinged up to hell, that.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Kia was banging the fuck up because she clearly hits
people often.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I do not trust you to buff anything, Diamond, No.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
And she was not acknowledging that there was in fact
a scratch all the way down the side of the car.
Her car was dented. It was wild. Now in the
meantime where we had pulled over, there was a car
full of dudes up a little bit, maybe like fifty
yards away from us. They weren't really paying attention too much.
But I'm recording the entire thing, which is apparently antagonizing Diamond.
(21:07):
Andrew just keeps saying, Oh, we need is your insurance card.
It's fine, just give us her insurance card. And when
she's like, what do you want me to do? I
was like, not drive drunk? How about that?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Like my answer was again, get your insurance card, Like, Diamond,
please just get your insurance card.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
So we have a whole car full of people essentially
telling me to like shut the f up, stop stop
poking at this woman, which I don't feel as poking
at her. She hit us and acted like she did
nothing wrong. So I was recording it because I said,
she's going to take off. I know she's going to
take off, Like that's what's going to happen. I really
wanted our driver to have parked behind her so she couldn't,
but he was responsible, probably didn't want anything to happen
to us. Now, once this car full of dudes sees her,
(21:45):
all of a sudden, they want to get involved because
she was hot. She was giving stripper OnlyFans something she
was going to be on baddies, so yeah, bad. There
was something like come get your batty change shot had
a collarbhone tattoo. She was clearly bold enough to be like,
I know I hit you guys while I was drunk,
but also fuck you, which is crazy.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Like I will get back in my Kia and I
will drive you, like, run you over if I want to.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yeah. So, now this carful of dudes notices her and
they insert themselves into the situation. So they come over
and they're like, nothing happened. What the fuck man, nothing happened.
Brush that off. You can brush it off. So now
the car starts to get even more nervous, and I'm like,
they're not gonna do anything. I do understand they're not
gonna do anything. They're just being nosy. They want her
to think that there's some sort of superheroes whatever. She
(22:25):
ends up getting into her car and taking off. Now,
mind you, we had called the police. Our driver called
the police pretty freaking immediately.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
There was also a cop car on the streets, like
just a cop car just sitting there, was in the car.
Nobody was in the car, which is weird.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
But it was there.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
So at this point, maybe twenty minutes had elapsed, no police,
no sign of police, nothing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
We're sitting there. He's panicking. You're like, what are we
gonna do? What are we gonna do? We have to
get her.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
I'm like, we're gonna get a fuck this shit not
on my watch, like we're on it, right, So everyone
in the car is nervous and these guys are being
a little weird. Now Diamond Donaldson allegedly this not her name.
She takes off. She gets in her car and she
takes off. Okay, so now we're there alone with this
car full of dudes. Who's like, nothing happened. I don't
know what you're talking about. We didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
No driver either, No.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
So well, the driver's on the phone outside of the car.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
We're just in a car sitting there like bait.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So I got out and I said, hey, why don't
you get in the car and we will drive to
the police station because she's gone. These dudes are being
a little wily. I don't really know about that. Let's
go to the police station. It's less than a mile
from here. So that's what we did, and then we
spent some time at the police station after. By the way,
they yelled at us also about leaving the scene, and
we were like, we weren't going to stay at the
scene when these hooligans were starting to get a little
(23:37):
froggy with us, like we didn't like that. And she
was also gone, So what was there really to see?
It wasn't even the scene. That wasn't where it happened.
We had pulled over anyway from where it happened. So
fill out the police report. Hot cop gets our information.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I had to give the witness statement.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Andrew had to get the witness statement, which the whole
time Andrew's like, what am I supposed to say? So,
what the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What are you supposed to say? Say? What happened? Well,
I don't know. I had to like juice it up
a little bit, like she she tried to attack us. Officer. No,
I don't know I want to do any of that. Well,
I don't know. I want him to look good. God.
So if I have to be like, I don't know,
squirrely a little bit, maybe fudge the truth. This way
Diamond goes to prison. I don't know, I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The truth was good enough. She hit us and actually
like we hit her. It was crazy. And we had
all of this, by the way. I had her trying
to flee on camera. I had her actually fleeing on camera.
I have her outside the car on camera, all of it.
We have the damage of the car. It's all there.
And basically the police are like, cool, don't call us,
we'll call.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You pretty much. This is not the time.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, okay, so we.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Let it go.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
We go to the party. The after party was whatever.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nothing could have been more exciting than that. And Silanda,
who was our driver who took us there Slanda, was amazing.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
She was amazing. She was ready to have your back.
She's like, I al was on my side. You know
what I'm noticing about this. All the women were like,
get a bit. All of the men are like, okay,
everybody just calmed down here. I don't think we should
be doe with this, which is hilarious because you guys
start all the worst.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just want to be clear. I just I had
no stake in this. I just kept saying, please, just
get your insurance. I didn't have a side. I didn't
need to defend anybody. I just wanted her insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You should on the side of justice.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The justice was getting her insurance.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
But it wasn't because she gave us an insurance card
that wasn't hers. She didn't show any id she just
showed us some insurance card.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
I think it was idiot.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
It was not her.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I think it was anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I digress, so fast forward. Now everybody leaves. I stay
in Miami for another like ten days. I don't know.
I was there for a long time. And Elvis decides
he wants to go to a bar.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We go to this bar. There's a car show. It's
actually in a very nice hotel. You can probably just
google and figure out exactly where.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
A beautiful car show. A lot of these like dorky
older dudes who have like the halo hair, they will
just let go of the sides because like maybe with
a hat on, they look way younger. I don't know.
Lots of those, Lots of lanyards. Were there these super
expensive old cars, new cars with tons of nice cars,
gazillion dollar cars.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Like shows that Scotty's dad goes to because he does
a lot of car shows. Oh does he His dad
has like a whole old car collection.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yeah, so probably, But they were also like really new cars,
like nice new STUPR Diamond, Yeah, maybe her name is
not Diamond. So I'm sitting at the bar and I
hear this person come up sitting down next to me
talking to the bartender, and it's very evident that she
is a lady of the night, a sex worker, a hooker,
I don't know what you want to call her, she's
(26:28):
one of those things. Because she's asking the bartender what
time do we think they're going to come in? What
do we think they're going to do? And the bartender,
by the way, the mail bartender was very like chatty
with her. They were kind of key keying it up.
And I was like, oh, this is odd. Whatever. I
take a look. Who is it, Diamond Donald said, sitting
(26:49):
right next to me, and I was like yeah, And
Elvis said what what what is going on? And I
turned to him, I said, this is the bitch to
hit us. This girl was a hit and run. He's
convincing me that didn't happen. Nope, this is not her.
You're getting your people mixed up. I understand you really
want this to be her. And I said, oh, okay, Lucky.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
For me, I have video. I have videos.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I got the footages, and I know it's her because
I'm We're sitting in front of this big mirror and
I can see her. She's got the same exact tattoo
on her collarbone as this creature had when she hit us.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You had the receipts, proof timeline and the screenshots, all.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
This stuff, and also my own eyes that too. I
know that's apparently like in the eyes of the law,
the least reliable, but that was the first thing that
I needed.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
I was like, I would have like her face, I
would have seen if I just know, I would have
been like, no.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Way, which is essentially what I did. And I was like,
this is the bitch that hit us, and Elvis immediately
goes we're leaving. I was like, why are we leaving?
He's like, I know you we're leaving right now. He's like, check, please,
please check, Like he starts to panic a little bit
and he's like, what do you want to do. I
was like, Noah, we don't need to hurry. I'm just
going to say something to her.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
What are you going to say?
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I was like, I just want to be at the
very least embarrass her and be like, we have a
drunk driver right here. She hit our car and took off,
just so you all know, and apparently she's also a hooker,
So keep your what's about you guys or by all
means knock yourselves out, but you're dealing with some trash, like,
just say something. He was like, no, that's gonna turn
into a fight. He said, gret I'll pull her hair
Like whatever, I'm not gonna slap her, that's disrespectful. I'm
not gonna punch someone, But will I pull a hair
(28:15):
weave out? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
You just wanted to shift her wig a little.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, I wanted to get one weave and then hit
her with the weave like that. I was just kind
of a dream of mine to have wanted to do
this for the longest time. And by the way, the
first night when I was the only person saying something,
Andrew kipping like, it's so evident that you grew up
down here. Yeah, I mean to know what that means.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
I mean, listen, it was giving baddies. I have to
go back to it, like again that you were ready
to pull a weave and throw it in her face.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yes, hello, imagine running into her a second time.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
To be honest, the first time, I obviously was like,
please just give us your insurance so we can leave.
The second time, that's between you and God. I wouldn't.
I that's fate. God place her next to me. Anamar
cannot tell me that that he was looking for you
to deliver the ass beating.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh, that's what I thought. I was like, this is it,
this is justice here, I will let you have it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I couldn't. I knew I couldn't intervene.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Elvis does not like a scene. Yeah, so Elvis is like,
I swear to God. He's like, if you get out
of your seat, if you say anything, I'm gonna have
to kill you. Now, here's the thing, Elvis and I
are out of his buddies, but at the end of
the day, he is still my boss. So what to do.
So I'm like sort of starting to turn. He grabs
my arm, like a full grab on my arm. He
was like, I swear, I swear to God, do not
do this, Do not do this. Do not embarrass me here,
(29:30):
do not embarrass yourself. I was like, no, no, we're
gonna embarrass her. It's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Now.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I know she can hear all this. She has to
be cause she's next to me. It's not like in
the movies when someone's having a conversation next to people
and they can't hear. I know she heard it all
because she's now trying to sort of like look, turn
her head just slightly.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Because you're also seeing her in the mirror.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh what did I do in the mirror?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Recorded her?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, put my phone up and my phone has this
little spaceman on the back. She clocked it. She looked
right at it, and I saw her kind of like
puck her for a second, like, oh no. So now
Elvis is like okay, like I'm not gonna be able
to control the situation because you're ready to go. I
will let you say or do whatever you want, but
I'm gonna be in the hallway. Let me get to
the hallway first and then do what you want to do.
(30:09):
I said, cool, bye, and he was like, oh no,
absolutely not. I can't believe you actually said that. He's like,
you were really gonna do it. I'm like, yeah, go
go into the hallway. I don't care. Yeah this girl.
I'm not scared of this girl. And it has nothing
to do with like me being ballsy at all. It's
more just the outrage at justice not being served. You're
being right there.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I am a batman.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
No, I'm not. I would love to be, but I'm not.
I was just very irritated, and I'm like, there are
twenty seven things that we could do right now. We
could tell the bartender, who's clearly on her side, call
the cops that are never gonna come. There was really
nothing that was going to happen except for embarrassing her
and pulling a leaf like.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That was it, or just like silently clocking her, like
as you're leaving, be like you should be ashamed of
yourself and walk out.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
So it's funny you say that. So Elvis is very
adamant nothing is going to happen. Don't be a dick.
I think he actually said that, don't be a dick,
And I'm like, how being a dick when she's only
to hit us? I don't understand this, But like okay.
So we're walking out. He like has me basically like hostage,
sort of by the arm. And we're walking out, and
as I was leaving, I turned her look at her.
She had turned her chair all the way around and
(31:12):
was glaring at me. Oh walking out. So I was like,
I knew it, it's you. And I shot her with
my finger gun and Elvis takes my hand and puts
it down. He said, are you shooting her?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
You can't shoot her? Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Hello? That was only just as I got I shot
her with my finger gun. And then the entire way home,
which was like half a mile back, Elvis is like,
she's behind us. I can hear the click of her
high heels. I can hear her. She's behind us. I
was like, good, let her come outside. I don't understand it.
I don't get why everybody was so afraid of this girl,
why nobody wanted to do anything. I am tired of
the miscarriage of justice that we just keep seeing left
(31:46):
and right, everyone's getting away with everything. And that was
my chance again, and now I'm mad. I'm mad again.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Let it be known. If I were there, I'd have
said let it go, please, let it like, no, no,
you would have, I would have said, you do you
oh at that point, I do because honestly, seeing the
same person twice, that's fate, Like that's like you can't intervene.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
And it's not like she was doing across the bar.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
She sat next like the stars aligned for you to
whoop a bitch's ass.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
It did. It's been a very long time since I've
gotten into a fight, and I will say this till
the day I die. Fighting is for trashy people. If
you make it to a certain level, you're supposed to
hire other people to fight for you. Yeah, but sometimes
in the moment, you get to scratch someone.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And this would have been the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
This would have been the moment. And our buddy Lee Schrager,
who threw the entire thing m texted me to let
me know had he been there, he would have pushed
me into her to accelerate the fighting.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Honestly, I genuinely, like you said, the first time, just
give me your insurance. The second time, it's up to
you too settle it. I can't like almost like in
the dark night when they break the pool stick and
he are like only one if you gets to leave
have fun, what do you gets to leave, I don't
know where to go from here.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
And then in the like status twist of fate, so
I had on like this black corset. My boobs are
so like coming out the top in a black skirt.
And I was with Elvis now in the wild. I'm
not sure that people would ever pair us together for
money reasons. And then I was like, I'm sitting next
to this stupid hooker, like fuck you. And then I thought, oh,
she thinks I'm the hooker too, and I'm taking this
(33:15):
dude home.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Good. I hope that she.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Thinks I stole one of her clients for the night. Excellent,
because she strikes me as the type that drugs in,
beats men and robs them, maybe takes a kidney.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
If I start seeing a string of kidney less people
in Miami, I'll say, have you come? Did you drive
a kiya? Because we may have something going on.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
So we've posted all of the evidence, by the way,
and we'll post it again. You can look at the
sauce on the side page where I will leave it forever.
You can swipe through. You can see the day of
what she was acting like, which I will say the
video that I have of her, the way she's speaking.
It wasn't as crazy as how it went for the
other twenty minutes this was going on. And yeah, then
(34:02):
I have video of her next to me at the bar.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm still cracking up about that. Like again, it's just
such a rare occurrence, and honestly it brought such joy
to the group chat with Ronnie and Ben and Jackie.
It was truly just what a moment.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Oh and what else? They say? Again, the other person
on my side, Jackie, your sister Jackie is like, yes, Justice,
she's been trying to reverse image search this girl. She
starts a license plate she found the alleged name, which
doesn't exist. Diamond Donaldson is not a person that we know.
But if you guys have any idea who this little
creature is, tell us so that we can tell our
driver who. Again, nicest guy ever?
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Should I read his text message his chatshypt response.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I think he's a human chatchepet. It's never experienced somebody
speaking to me like this before.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Hi. I think you are wonderful and everything you do
is great and the fact that you stood up for
me shows what a kind person you are.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
Basically. Okay, so his first message after the incident was
May the I honestly don't know how to thank you enough. Yesterday,
your kindnest, Karen support meant the world to me. The
way you made the videos and stood up for me.
I felt so seen and protected, even though we barely
know each other. God bless you for your beautiful heart.
You are truly rare and I will never forget your
sweetness and generosity. Thank you for being such an amazing soul.
Yesterday so nice. So when all this went down, of
(35:12):
course I had to text our do course I sent
him the videos and I was like, she's a hooker.
By the way, Oh, she's an absolute prostitute. I heard it.
It was guaranteed by the staff, and there was a
woman bartender there she said, oh, no, she's definitely hooker.
She comes here all the time, and she said, I
don't know how she figures it out, but she always
knows when the rich guys are here. It's uncanny.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
I mean, I feel like if I were a hooker,
I pretty much go to all like the hot spot bars, yeah,
and just be like, well, it's a Thursday night, why
not right?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
They have access to the World Wide Web, just like
everyone else does. Yeah, so that's probably how she figures
it out. But I don't know that other guide. Bartender
seemed like you might give her the inside scoop on things,
so I told him what was going on, and this
is where we decided maybe he's chatchepet.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, hundred percent, he said.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Wow, I'm honestly still in shock reading this. Of all
the places on a night like that, you ended up
right next to her. That's unbelievable. But truly, what really
stands out is you the way you know details, trusted
your instinct and stayed calm. So much about the kind
person you are, oh says so much about the kind
person you are, observant, intuitive and genuinely amazing. Not everyone
would handle something like that so well. You really should
(36:11):
be a detective or something. I hope you're feeling okay
after that unexpected moment. I can imagine it must have
been intense. How's your heart now? How's life treating you
these days?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
It's been a week.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
I truly hope everything on your side is peaceful, bright
and shining. May you and your family always be surrounded
by health, happiness, and endless blessings. You really have a
special way of being in the right place at the
right time, and I'm grateful for you.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Honestly run that through an AI program because that is
for ninety nine AI, the fact that it asked you
questions and it did the three things. Because usually when
chat chypt like gets back to you, it's something they
are like, you are this, you are that, and you
are also this.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Right Oh, I like recently, I feel like it's been
doing the you're not this, you are this.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
So it's like, I want to break up with my
boyfriend because I found out that he has a stage
one cancer and it might inconvenience me for five minutes,
but he's been there for me through everything. Yeah, chatchep
two right back. That's not selfish. You are self aware.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You're coming into your own chatshibt.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Is a fraud. I'm so glad I broke up with her. Yeah,
but that was our random, weird brush with fate over
the weekend. And if there is a third time, the
weave is getting pulled out.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Like Ronnie said, he probably She was on the phone
with her friend Nicole and she was like, can you
believe it? It happened again? Another accident.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I can't believe this bitch son next to me at
a bar and took home one of the guys that
I wanted.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
To take it. It's crazy. She was the worst.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
And on that note, I'm excited about our guest next week.
I think she'll be great and it's going to be
a very different tone than this one, I'm sure. But
answer if people want to find the heartbeat of the
month on for.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
February, it is now March. It's at Andrew Pug on
the Instagram.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
On the Instagram, you're not on anything else right, Yes,
he is deactivated because he has no faith in anything else.
No understandable, and I am at baby hots. Also, if
you could follow the podcast at sauce on the side,
that would be great, Like follow, subscribe, leave us a review,
and leave.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Us a talk back. So fine.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
We would love to hear from you, even if you
want us to get eaten by bears, because that's really
good content too. And on that note, say by Andrew bye.
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