Why is Skeery So Stressed?

In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond discuss a LOT including, the Usher rejection, a friend with zero survival instincts, a moment form the morning when Skeery freaked out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sauce on the side.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Here we go, baby, the Maybe this records, maybe it doesn't.
We only work in a building where it should, but
we never know. We never know, So behind the scenes
a little bit. There's a machine.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
We're in the big.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Studio right now, so you won't hear the echo. Also,
I think we fixed the echo in the other studio.
Somebody was calling us terrorists for continuing to record even
though that buzz was there, But like, we don't have
an option.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I think we should direct them to direct their anger
toward the people who are supposed to be fixing things
who don't.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
So right, let me tell you somebody around here fixes
things when you ask. And it's the only girl who
is on the team. Shout out Rachel, we love you.
She needs to get done.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Just ask Rachel.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
She's like, I'm on it right now.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
She's the best, the only one. So we fix the
buzz in the other studio.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
But we're in the big studio right now, and there's
a machine in here that we used to record this on,
which is from like the nineteen hun It's called a
vox Pro and that box pro decides on its own
whether or not it wants to actually record our whole episode,
so we also have a backup from her girl Diana
in the other studio and stuff sometimes, and no one
was there, so Diamond went and set it up herself.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
M h, I appreciate you with Andrew.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Oh okay, fingers crossed.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I mean, what do you mean? It's like, does make
me nervous?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
So it's like, yeah, it's recording, And then my head,
I'm like, uhhoso, it's recording. I sent photos to confirm okay,
and they said.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, okay, fingers crossed, because we got some stuff to
talk about.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, and Steph is on her way okay, and she said,
as soon as she gets here, she'll go straight to
that computer.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay. Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, I'm gonna go every now and then get up
and jiggle this mouse over here to make sure that
the thing doesn't go to sleep, which is not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's not supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You know who? They said, was that fault for this
faulty janky vox.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Pro scary yep, yep. There are a lot of a
note too. I said, hey, clean this up good because.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
He texted me and said, well there are little files.
Somebody else should be able to delete them. He used
a specific name. I won't repeat it because I just
feel like what But let this be a lesson. If
you work with people, do not let them get so
dependent on you, because they should be able to do.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Certain things for themselves.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I don't know why Scary walks around just throwing his
shit on other people.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I think it's a power trip. I hate that shit.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think it's a power trip because whenever Scary gets
a task, someone else gets that task. Yeah, he likes
to call himself a delegator. He likes to delegate. But
I'm like, motherfucker. I watch them say to you, Scary,
we need this, and you turn around and tell someone
else they have to do it. Hard of me respects
it now, other part of me is like, ooh, I
would kill him.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
You know what I do? Tell me?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I he asks me for the logs. We get sent
these logs that tell you all the commercials that are
supposed to air.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, you get things.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
And he he asks me to print for him, even
though he has access to his computer, I mean to
his email, like he has access to the logs to
his email. I wait until the very last minute. The
first commercial break is that like six', TEN i wait
until like six oh five for him to be, Like,
diamond can you, please and THEN i hit, print LIKE

(03:18):
i have it all set, up but, YEAH i like
to see him swarm because it's literally he could print
from his. Phone they set it up for him to
be able to print from his. Phone, why he asks,
ME i don't, know So i'm, like, YEAH i want
you to.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sworm thank.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
You we were dying because he keeps being LIKE i
can't wait For sam to come, back and all of
us are, like why you absorbed zero? Response literally you've
given them to everybody. Else what are you talking? About
it's too hard for you to, delegate.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Sir come, ON i don't know how he did, it
but like you, SAID i kind of respect. It. Yeah i'm,
LIKE i don't know how you've gotten by for so
can you bring him in one of these?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Days we need to talk here right.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now you need to talk about his, responsibilities AND i
want him to list it so that we could be, like,
no Actually garrett does.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That, No Actually diamond does is?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
That?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No Actually sam does? That, Nope andrew's doing.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
That, yes.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
He even is driving Poor celia. CRAZY i, mean the
man Is. Dounewell it's a.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Gift it's a gift because he's not. Stressed, no he's walking,
around in his, opinion looking young as. Fuck he's.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
PRETENDING i, mean there was something that happened a week
ago that, like Poor garrett gets blamed for AND i
know for a fact it Wasn't garrett's.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Fault i'm, like, oh on that, NOTE i have in
this room watched something go, wrong and Because garrett's not
in the, room he just catches all the, strays, right
so something will happen and then you, know all of
a sudden be, like what was? That and immediately because
it Was, Garrett i'm, Like garrett is not even.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Here what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Saying i'm not saying it's Never, Garrett BUT i also
know it's not Always.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Garrett he's. Crazy H that PART i don't.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Respect but we have a lot to talk about. TODAY
i don't even know where to, begin but, NO i
do know again Because i'm beginning. There so you're going
to get an email from our Girl dina with the
pink hair aka my hair and makeup. Person, yeah my
love of my, life a, lover one of my good friends,
too because she booked a. Guest is that.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Weird. Yes oh, no oh, Okay i'm glad you say.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
No REMEMBER i told you that as soon AS i
got the opportunity to wield this podcast in like a
casting couch type of, WAY i was gonna do.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It uh huh.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Huh SO i have deputies all of my, friends oh girls,
only okay that if there's somebody that they want to
hang out with or like get to know, better that
they can pitch my, podcast like, hey you should come
on this, podcast blah blah, blah and then they have
to show up and be. Here so there's a boy
band from like the, NINETIES i don't even. Know why
are you making that?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Fake go, Ahead i'm, listening no judgment, yet.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
There's a boy band from their. Nineties have you heard
of Dream?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Street?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yeah oh you know Dream?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Street?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah so this is a good booking then.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
No, yes.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yo, Well dina is a big fan of Dream street
and another BAND i forget who it was that was
in town and she was over there and she's, like
oh my, god if you had asked these people questions right,
now what would they? Be SO i sent her like
a list and she's, like they're. Hilarious they should be
on your, podcast AND i, said do you like?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Them she was like.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
YEAH i, SAID i deputize you to be a temporary
producer and wield my podcast in whatever where you. Can
if there's someone that you want to hang out with
and get to know, better by all means like knock yourself.
Out so she booked, them so she's also going to
come in when they're. Here and then you're complicit in.
THIS i, MEAN i don't have a, choice, Right, yolo

(06:42):
you're in the same place if you ran into someone
who you, like don't care about. Anybody but if you're
another Like, reese right.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Try to book him.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
On he's off my list because his performance in The
World cup was. Horrendous so, NO i only like. Winners
he made it till The World. Cup he did not.
Perform he shouldn't have made the. Team he should have
made the.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Team we'll Take reese off your.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
List, yeah now would be the time to strike because
he's down.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Bed we gotta Add jude belling. HIM i just want
to hear his accent in. PERSON i really, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Okay So jude belling. Him you run into him in the.
Street you guys have a quick. Conversation you're not gonna
try to be, Like, hey So i'm the producer of
this podcast us on the, side AND i thought that
you could come, and you, know have a really great
conversation with our amazing.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Ohs what do you?

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Think, Sure i'll start doing that. NOW i would go
to his. MOM i want to hear her. STORY i
want to know about the. Gossip you, Know.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay are him or she's still with the? Dad are
the rumors? True you?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Know, okay you can book his mom. Whatever But i'm saying,
like you would not use this to your advantage the
way men do all the.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Time oh, YEAH i, should, Right, YEAH i should. START
i think you should.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
START i have So i've told a few of my, friends,
hey wield, it do it if you. Can and And
dina has taken, advantage AND i love that for.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Her what would happen IF i just Ignored dina's?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Email, wait so you've heard Of Dream? Street, yeah BUT
i don't know the songs or anything like. That i've
Just i've just heard of.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Them, okay you, KNOW i can remember off the top
of my head who the other boy band.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Was they like tour.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Together MAYBE i don't know. Either Way i'm in, LIKE
i want to watch my friends have a good. Time
and by the, way she's, married it's not like that at.
All but she's just sort of fulfilling her like childhood
fantasy of meeting these people and hang out with. Them
AND i wholeheartedly support.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
That SO i.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Again deputizing all of my friends girls only to go
and book guests for the. Show if there's somebody you,
like Like diamond And Jude billingham's, mom, Oh i'll take job, too,
okay but Not Earling holland because you hate.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Him you hate him, back my, god if he came in,
Here i'd try to cut his ponytail. Off you would,
not ye? WOULD i would. TRY i would.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Try i'm trying really hard to figure out the other boy,
band AND i could.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Probably just look at That jesse.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
McCartney, no it Wasn't jesse.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
McCartney.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Damn now THAT i would need him to bring in
a damn. GUITAR i want to hear beautiful. SOULS i
want him to sing directly to. Me look in my.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Eyes she has gone to a bunch Of jesse McCartney,
thinks oh it's Bb. Mac you don't know who Bb
mac is.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
There you, go, okay but Bb mack is not.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Coming it will only Be Dreams, street which is really
hard for me to say with my.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Retainer you, know we should have a retainer war next
week next. Time do you even have?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yours?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
No BUT i could wear them.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
In shouldn't you be wearing?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Them?

Speaker 2 (09:38):
S i'm Telling, ooh, Okay so you might have missed
us talking about this on the big, show but we
all have the same. Dentist shout out to Doctor. Milman
he's been on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Before he's. Dope we love.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Him that some interesting things about him last TIME i was,
in but we love. Him he's, great, right he takes
care of you and your. Family, yep, Me, Elvis Sam,
JOSH i believe went, there and a couple people who
are not on the. Station but like he's he's our show.
DENTIST i love. Him i've been on an a bizzeline

(10:10):
journey for quite some time and it should have been much,
shorter But i've been irresponsible with my little trays and
my liners BECAUSE i just have. Been there are a.
Lot there are a lot to deal, With like anytime
you want to, eat you gotta take him. Out then
you gotta brush and floss and then put them back.
In So i've been a little. Negligent so WHEN i was,
in he was, like are you trying to do this or? Not,
like let's get to. IT i appreciate. It he didn't

(10:32):
say it like that at, all because he's not judgmental
and the, slightest but he was, LIKE i think we
can do.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
This let's get it.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Done SO i get these little retainers, back put them,
in walk. In within five seconds of seeing me or
talking to, Me diamond's, like, ah you got in. Trouble in,
trouble you're wearing your. Retainers, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
See you should be like, me just don't go back
for a little. While what a? Solution, YEAH i have,
To WELL i have to go back, eventually right THAT
i need my teeth. Clean BUT.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
I just why get on the journey if you're not
gonna do?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
IT i did? It, okay this is the second. Time,
actually oh.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah didn't you like melt the first?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Trace, yeah twenty, twelve what a.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Time but, YEAH i Mean i'm. Back i'm shifting in the.
Bottom So i'm, LIKE i got.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It it's just the pain of putting them back.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
In you, know it doesn't hurt that. Bad it didn't
hurt at all actually for. Me, Yeah and they did
shift a little bit because it was my own. Fault
but now we're back on. Board, Baby and now whenever
people are offering me food around, Here i'm, LIKE i
can't my. Vigiliant, sorry, GUY i gotta leave my trades In.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
FINE i Guess i'll get back to. IT i have
a month untill my. BIRTHDAY i gotta what do you
to suck it? In?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Wait what are you trying to do for your birthday?
Plans AND i want to know what you're doing to
lead up to the?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Birthday and my birthday has been overshadowed because my cousin
had a baby two days before my birthday last.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Year happy for, her happy for the, baby.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
You sound like, it but uh, yeah they're coming To New,
york uh to celebrate her first, birthday just like random.
Thing we're all going to THE Us. Open BUT i
found out yesterday that's.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Incredible first of, all, yes, sure, yes, sure, yes sure
for your birthday to be overshadowed by a one year,
old you're going to the FREAKING Us.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Open but now everybody's arguing about which days and, blah blah.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Blah so it's, like, well you haven't. Book, no they're
sucking the fun out of. EVERYTHING i just want you to.
Know So i'm, like, whatever, man whatever is it my?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Birthday yesterday they were all, like we'll see everybody In
New york For elle's. BIRTHDAY i, said excuse me for whose,
Birthday senioriti.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
News she doesn't even know she's having a. Birthday you
take that, birthday you make sure you make a big
deal out of, it and don't let that one year
old celebrate.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yeah my cousin, goes, sorry, girl it's not yours. Anymore i'm, like,
well she might as well have just been born on
my actual birthday then If i'm gonna have to share.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
It are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Me it's not yours? Anymore, yes it.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Is it's the two of.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
You there are two different, dates by the. Way so
my best, friend who is hilarious shout out to elis
her daughter was born the day after my. Birthday she
was supposed to be born on my. Birthday she was
born the day after my. Birthday i'll have birthday parties
With evie for the rest of my. LIFE i don't.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Care i'm In, yeah apparently that's going to be the.
Thing And i'm, like we'll. See ella's very. CUTE i
just hope she has the, personality you know WHAT i.
Mean some some kids are, cute they're. BORING i want
to be. Fun most kids are. Boring oh, no, no, no,
YES i. WAS i got.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
BORING i bet your parents were, like you're so, entertaining
but in reality we're.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Boring no, no, no, no no. NO i was the?
Party what was?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
So oh, god that is an only child thing to. Say, no,
NO i was what about? You was the party when
you were a?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
CHILD i had a lot of. PERSONALITY i was very.
SASSY i didn't play. Games it's very. Serious.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Okay somebody the other day was talking about how they
have a three year old and they were, like but,
man she's like she's got a lot of opinions and
she's like bossing everybody. Around she's already a bitch and blah.
Blah AND i was, like, HEY i love to hear, that,
ye because let me tell, you in this, world it's
tough being a girl and people are gonna push you
around and boy to you. Around so WHEN i see
little girls with a, NOE i don't think so. Attitude i'm, like,

(14:14):
girl yes you're gonna need. THAT i don't care how
young it. Starts let's do it. Now don't be a
dick to your. Parents that's not.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Cool, NO i was terrified in my.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Parents i'm still terrified of my parents every now and.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Then but, listen you gotta be. Honest you gotta tell
people like it. Is and that's WHAT i. DID i
Hope ella's just like.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Me do you think she will? Be like how much
of an influence do you have on?

Speaker 3 (14:35):
HER i will make sure to have a. Lot oh,
Yeah i'm not plan you KIDD i mean you want
to be born close to my?

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Birthday get? Over so you're both, virgos, right you're a? Virgo, yeah,
helloa that's.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Coming she's already like a virgo with her facial, expressions
which is very, weird right because like, babies, like, huh
how do you have this personality? Already but like she
straight faces it the same way THAT i. Do like
all of my old pictures of me WHEN i was
like a, BABY i had a straight. Face you couldn't
get me to really, laugh and she's the same.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Way you're like.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
That now sometimes like if you don't want to, Laugh
you're not gonna. Laugh but then there's something that will
happen that is LIKE i wouldn't even have thought that
it was, funny and you're dying in the. Corner usually
it is related to someone saying something very.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
STUPID i love.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
IT i love when people say dumb shit it's so,
good or things that like hate to bring scary up.
Again he loves to say things that he thinks are
so smart and it's really dumb and it's.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Amazing my favorite is when he's, like TikTok taught Me
morocco is a? COUNTRY a shut? Up what do you
mean vide? IDEA i had no. Idea do you know
where it?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Is is It? Africa?

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, yeah yeah we knew.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
That are You he's not, well he's not.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well he makes me. Unwell but he let me tell
you this. Man you were in there WHEN i was
telling him the story about what happened with the dress.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Code, ye so if you missed.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
This over the, WEEKEND i went to a. Steakhouse we
had a reservation there and it was like ten o'clock at. Night,
also that's what time the reservation was because we were
out at the beach all.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Day saw a.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Sunset it was.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Beautiful we go to the.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Steakhouse it is at the end of a strip mall
next to a dairy. Queen So i'm, like this should be.
FINE i THINK i had on exactly WHAT i had
on at work that day to Interview Shania, twain so
it wasn't like straight, bummy BUT i had on like
the oversized cargo, shorts a crop, top and. Sneakers a walk.
In the bouncer takes one look at me and, goes,
nah we got a dress, code AND i was, like,

(16:42):
OKAY i understand. That what is the dress? Code BECAUSE
i look around and there were people wearing like shorts
with their asses, out flip flops and like tank. TOPS
i SO i was, like what is? It he looks
me up and down like the elevator eyes up and,
down and he goes not, that which immediately made me
want to choke him in his ill fitted polyester suit

(17:03):
with A hawaiian shirt talking shit to. Me but, like,
Okay so we had a. Reservation he, SAID i, mean,
listen if you want to give it a, shot give
it a, shot maybe they'll see. YOU i, wouldn't but
give it a. Try SO i was, like, Oh i'm
gonna give it a try now, cool still. Rude that
was being, nice, Right like you're being a. DICK i
understand if there's a dress code and you're, like, sorry
no shorts or whatever it. Is but he didn't say

(17:24):
any of.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
That he was just an.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Asshole so we get the, table we sit. Down i'm.
Incensed SO i was, like now that we have this,
TABLE i don't want to spend a fucking pen, here let's.
Go SO i say to our, waiter thank you so.
MUCH i appreciate.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
It left him a.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
TIP i was, like your bouncer was a, dick And
i'm out of. Here and he was, like oh, No
i'm so, sorry blah. Blah he clearly.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Did the right.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Thing he went and told his. Manager the manager calls
us on our way out of there and is, Like,
Hi i'm so. Sorry our waiter said that you had
a problem with somebody.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Here asked what.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
HAPPENED i give her the. Info she, says we hired
the security through a third. Party i'm going to get
to the bottom of. It that never should have. Happened
she was very. NICE i was, debating now DO i
light this stupid restaurant? Up or not and scary nearly
how to melt.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Down he was going to. Die why was he going to?

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Die because he never wants to be in bad standing with,
anyone even if it's the other person's.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Issue it's certainly not a restaurant, owner, however or a.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Hotel he's, like, no, No i'm, like sir number one.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Breathe oh my. God he, said, wait, Wait.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I'd rather handle it the other, way AND i was
dying BECAUSE i was, LIKE i didn't KNOW i asked
you to handle.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
It but, like, okay thank.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
You he, Said i'd rather handle it the other way
BECAUSE i know the owners and we can get to
the bottom of it and get this guy. FIRED i
don't want the guy to get. Fired that is never my.
Goal i'm not trying to take somebody's. LIVELIHOOD i would
like him to have a stern talking to and somebody say, like,
dude just don't talk to people. Crazy it doesn't matter
who it, is, right whether it's me or whether it's somebody.

(18:55):
Else you shouldn't be a dickhead to people like that
was really. All it was an, asshole absolute. Asshole my
favorite was scary was, LIKE i don't, KNOW i feel
like it could have been. Racist the bouncer was, black.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
That's.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
SCARY i don't think it was. Racism not that black
people can't be racist Toward indian, people BUT i do
not think that's what it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Was he just was an, Asshole just an.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Asshole, also Like scary would be the first person if
you claim racism about something that's not, racist to be, like,
AH i hate when people are racist for no or
say it's racist for no fucking. Reason, Meanwhile scary is,
LIKE i sense.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Racist you, know we'll have a conversation about that another. Time, scary,
okay because he's you should have, said yeah it, is
and you know, WHAT i need you to fight for me.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Go in and tell them that their bouncer was fucking.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Racist that's what it. Was for.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Sure it very well could have been THAT i was
not dressed. APPROPRIATELY i get, that but, like tell me
what the rule?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is, yeah but also why are other people allowed to
get in?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
THERE i think that what it was Is the other
shorts were like hot girl sexy, shorts and mine were
like big dyke energy cargo. Shorts MAYBE i don't know either,
Way i'm gonna wear them again and. Again there are
the shorts that on. Vacation brandon was, Like i've never
hated a pair of your outfit, clothing, pants shorts more a.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Minute, so, now did you Tell brandon about? THIS i?
Did and did you feel? Vindicated?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
No you know what's really, Funny, brandon he'll talk shit to,
me but if somebody else, Does he's, like, well we're
gonna go back there And i'm gonna have words with this.
GUY i was, like, oh, really you Think i'm gonna
take you back to this restaurant so that you can
yell at The boundary're, like what are you? Doing he's,
like that's fucked. Up no one's gonna talk to you like.
That and by the, WAY i think you look really
cute in those. Shorts, now oh, now, Now, BRANDON i

(20:45):
can't you gotta appreciate a boyfriend the rides for you, though,
right you? Know?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, NO i, say you know he's the. Best CAN
i tell you?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Something, yeah we've talked about.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
THIS i don't know if we've talked about this on
the Podcast run The.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Air.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Okay you Know brandon is obsessed with THE ti.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Song let him. Know he also over the weekend went
to A Little wayne. Concert go, On oh.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
God he actually showed, Up wayne showed.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Up brandon said it was a great.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Time, ACTUALLY i bet it probably. Is LIKE i don't,
know but.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
There's a trend on TikTok of people playing it or
recording their older family members dance into the. Song oh
and every TIME i see a, VIDEO i Think, brandon every,
time you can't pry that song out of his. Hands
he loves. It they're, like the old folk love this

(21:42):
and they're like dancing.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Hard i'm, LIKE i need to See brandon dance to the. Song,
well So.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Brandon doesn't dance because he believes it's. Corny do you
know how many MEN i know who are, LIKE i don't.
DANCE i have one friend who says he doesn't dance
because that's what birds do when they mate and he's
not trying to.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
What, Yeah he's, like that's just like what birds do
when they're trying to attract a. Partner And i'm not into.
THAT i don't need to do. That i'm, like you
don't what you don't? Dance and we Got Curtis leewall
over here talking ABOUT i need to be On dancing
with The.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Star Oh, god and Oh, god don't give me started.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Platform oh was he blowing you?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Up over the, weekend he had a random person take
a picture of him and send it to.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Me he gave it an, yes Suh. Curtis i'm, like
who is?

Speaker 2 (22:23):
This god doesn't get, It, curtis so He the last
TEXT i got was this, morning no, where he, Said.
Gandhi he's also standing IN i believe this is AN ai.
PHOTO i can't tell With. Curtis, No he's got A
dominican flag in his. Hand he's standing in front Of
mega ninety seventy, Nine La mega.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Sa bega radio.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Station, Lamegamega, Oh lamega runs the, city he, Said.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Gandhi lamega tried to recruit me, away BUT i told
them In english Not, spanish that MY fm loyalties belonged
TO z one hundred WHERE i can understand what they're
saying to, me no loyalty arm flex he is On, well,
OKAY i it's use of emojis is.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Incredible, also he's so offensive that he doesn't he doesn't
even catch.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It he's. Insane.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Okay he claimed to be standing up for The dominicans
in The bronx over the, weekend and that's probably Why
MEGA i he's. On, well DID i tell you what
he did the other day to my dad and my?
Grandfather please drop it on. Us so my dad and
my grandfather were coming white grandfather picked me.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Up, yes, yes they were coming to pick me. Up
and that was. Important it's always. Important we have to my.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Father, biologically biological grandfather is white as you.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Were but he doesn't think that he's. White he.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Doesn't he identifies as.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Black, yeah so he my dad Noticed curtis and, goes, oh,
Hey curtis rolls down the, Window Hey, curtis what's.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Up curtis comes to the.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Car first of, all this is in the dark hours
of the.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Morning, right thank.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
You someone, says, Hey curtis in a dark suv and
he walks up to the.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Window, absolutely he's done, well zero survival. Skills my dad, goes,
hey love the show. SOMETHING i don't remember what he.
Said he's, like, oh love the. Show curtis, says, yeah.
Thanks you see me coming from the train. Station not
only AM i in the, streets But i'm on the train.
Too gives my dad his, card then sees my grandfather

(24:29):
in the passenger seat and he, says gives him an
extra one and goes and give this one to your.
Boy excuse, me excuse me a ninety year old, man
and give this one to your.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Boy and my dad. Goes he said, that he said to,
him and that's my. Dad he, goes all, right cool
and walks.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Off you, KNOW i think sometimes he doesn't even know
what we're saying to.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
HIM i don't think.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
So he just smiles and nods and like agrees to.
SOMETHING i don't even think he gets. That he agreed
to do a podcas with, us like a separate. PODCAST
i told. You he still thinks it sauce on the,
side which is, fine my, god but it's a. Spinoff
we'll let him know when it's.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
TIME i. GUESS. Psa even if you don't, pray get
on your knees and pray for his. Wife. OKAY i
don't know how she does. IT i don't know how
she does.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
It we should get her in here one day, too as.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Long as she doesn't bring cats. In i'm.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Cool, YEAH i can't do the. Cats i'll be allergic to.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Them i'll. Die no cats for, me too, much too.
MUCH i don't like.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
It. Okay so another thing THAT i felt like we
should definitely address we kind of did on the big,
show BUT i feel like it is just worth more.
Investigation i'm scared was.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
No we were talking about her, earlier the girl who got.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
On stage at The usher, concert oh, yeah and was
not about. It so if you haven't Seen usher And
Chris brown when they're in, Concert usher for the longest
time has been doing, like in my, opinion icky, yeah, Cringey,
yeah just like stuff with the women in the audience
where he's like trying to eat a cherry with them
and like making out with them and licking on their
necks and, Like i'm, sorry, ew that's a no for,

(25:58):
me but people.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Really want that right.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
There they're all about. It they want to Hump usher
in front of. Everybody it's like ended relationships over and.
OVER i don't understand that people are doing the same
thing With Chris. Brown they're paying like eleven hundred dollars
to go to these meet and greets to have him
just like grope.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Them.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
DISGUSTING i feel he would do it for free if
you were cute and shore. Whatever so Now usher And
Chris brown are on tour, together this girl gets called
up on. Stage usher is going to do his little
like hump and dump thing on the stage and she
just leans away from. It, yep like, continued the closer he,
gets the further back she.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Pulls. RESPECT i love, THAT i love. IT i love.
IT i JUST i don't know why she would go
up there.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Right, well did you see her? Response she, SAID i look.
Good you THINK i wasn't gonna let millions of people see?
Me drama girl BY i was on her side till
she started. Talking but, Continue, YEAH i JUST i think
she also said that she was there For Chris.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Brown.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Yep also Only Chris.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Brown you don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
This, YEAH i don't Think Chris brown's going to be
on the rest of that tour way. Better so they
thought to get ready for Just. USHER i, mean he
just played guilty in THE uk for a crime that
he committed out there in like twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
THREE i think he they're, saying, well if he could it.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Was like a stall or, something, Right, yeah did he
break somebody's.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Thone threw it through a bottle or something like. THAT
i mean that that's his. Imo also we know.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
That but.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
The lights getting on me, guys watch? Out, yeah what.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Is it called In Love Island? Universe they call.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It Something Destiny's, child something like The Beige guys or
something like. That they're very, emotional it sometimes, erratic it's.
Hilarious but.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
He's not going to be on that. Tour.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Uh they're thinking that he's gonna get like three years
or something like. That so if you have tickets to
go see, him you better just sell. Them, okay this
Is usher's tour, now because AND i think that that
that's Why usher did that whole, thing because you, know
That's chris's thing to bring the person on the stage
and like hump them and all of that. Stuff So i'm,
LIKE i don't. Know but Also usher's behavior has been

(28:09):
a little. Insane did you see the video of him
just pouring alcohol on the stage while he's walking while
he shammered probably he was, singing h.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
BURN i did not.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
See AND i thought that they were gonna light like
a fire and like let it you, know.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, yeah but like in the, video didn't he do?
That So i'm, thinking like.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Whatever he just leaves the stage and leaves the, WATER i,
mean the alcohol on the. Stage and then Poor mario
first of, all didn't even know he was a part
of the.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Tour they're Like.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Okay he gets on the stage and he's singing and
he slips on the alcohol and falls.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Twice i'm, Like Sue, usher making your money?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Control what's? Happening was that like an ocean?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Violation what is the what is the team that comes
in and make sure that the workplace is?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
OKAY i feel like it might Be, osha you're asking
the wrong. Person, yeah like the there is no such
thing AS.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Hr the way that they have set up this, Place
i'm convinced that they're trying to kill people because the
little boxes that stick out of the wall that say
like on air over, studio those are face level, Foreverybody
So god forbid you turn. Around how many people have
you seen hit? It?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Oh andrew?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Hard this was like a month, ago maybe two months.
AGO i didn't see. IT i was standing. THERE i
didn't see.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
IT i heard, it AND i turned around AND i was,
like are you? Okay? Yeah he almost.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Died see it was hard enough that you didn't even
laugh at. It you were, like are you? GOOD i
Pushed elvis into one and was, Cackling, No i'll kill,
You i'll kill you a. Thirday he was ready to off. Me,
ah and like you know. Me once we're in the
situation like we're sort of. Stuck i'm just, like it
is what it. Is surrender yourself to the universe because

(29:46):
this is. Happening so we're Interviewing Shania, twain but we
had like thirty minutes before and we had quite the.
Adventure we talked about how he went to withdraw money
from AN atm and for some reason the money got.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Stuck so he's.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Screaming SO i stick my fingers in there and it
sucked my hand.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
In it was not.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Good after, that we still went.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
To the park.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And my little my favorite little place Of Central.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Park is right.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Here it's The Hallett Nature. Preserve it's this like one
little spot where you can walk up there and there
are a couple of cute lookouts and like a little
waterfall and.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Whatever it's so.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Cute SO i was, like come see my favorite. Place
so we go to see it and he's, like this is.
Great all, right we gotta get. Back on the way,
back we took a wrong turn like, twice so now
we're lost in this little preserve area AND i was, like,
oh we'll get back. Eventually he's, Like shanaya is gonna
be here in four. MINUTES i was, like, WELL i
guess we got a.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Run i'm not.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Running oh my, god we're gonna. Stink we ran. Back
he was out of breath and. Exhausted we both. WERE
i was out of. BREATH i was laughing about. It he's,
Like i'll kill. YOU i just need you to Know
i'll kill.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You and ALL i.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Could do is laugh about. It Then shania comes in
and he's, like IF i, stink it's her fault BECAUSE
i smell like the, outside because she got us. LOST
i was, LIKE i, did you are?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
RIGHT i? Did things.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Happened first of, all where WAS. I i don't know
why you didn't come with.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
US i didn't even know you guys did? This yeah it.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Happened did you not see us running back in? Here?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
NO i don't know What i'm trying to think. Of
like WHERE i was last week is such a. Blur
SO i don't have no. CLUE i have no. Clue
but ALSO i would have loved. That can you imagine
if he tripped running down the.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Hallway, okay so this is the.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Thing last time we went To Central park he rolled his.
Ankle oh, yeah you're. Bad it's not me And Central. Parking, no, no,
no, no it's.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You it's.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
You the audacity of these horse carriage. Guys by the,
way there's like we all know there's a lot of
controversy going on with them at the moment because horses are.
Dying people are. Dying it's an, abusive awful. Situation, YEAH
i don't understand anybody who's defending. It right, now let
the horses.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Go this is.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Crazy but they still walk up to you with their little.
Flyers you want a horse? Ride do you want a carriage?
Ride i'm, like get out of my.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Face are you?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Crazy it's so, sad it's, Awful like nobody wants to support.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
That but actually there are horse people who.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Do, yeah they have like a whole union that's saying
you're gonna ruin people's. LIVELIHOODS i feel like we can
pivot out of. That make it a, rickshaw use a,
human have them driving around such apartment.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
A union for never mind that's. Carriage that's.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Crazy like WHAT i thought unions were, for like people
who helped, People like there was a nurse's. UNION i,
mean we don't really help, people but radio, union uh.
Uh healthcare workers have a good. Union, uh laborers do
like people who are actually doing things to change society

(32:38):
in a good.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Way mm. Hmm Horse Carriage.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Union i'm looking up what exactly they're Called Horse Carriage
union and hy, see let's, see Uh Transport Workers, Union
local one.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Hundred oh so you mean to tell me they're a
part of something else and this is just like like
transport as in, like.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, no this says it's it's like this is just the.
Horses so it says it represents about three hundred, drivers
owners and stable.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Workers all, right well you know, what? Yolo does this
include the top?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Hats?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
PROBABLY i, MEAN i assume that they're.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Sick of that. SHIT i just want to slap one
off of somebody's head one.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
DAY i just want to free all the, horses like run,
baby get out of. Here they're so emaciated and tired
they probably can't Even but you know, what tell.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Me.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Maybe we need to keep this because, no, no, no,
no go, ahead go, ahead.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Because you hear the other. Side the alternative to this
is these stupid guys on these little bike. Things, yeah the,
rickshaws blast in the damn.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Music replace them with the fucking ugly ass sign that
says welcome To New.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
York i'm sick of that. SHIT i want to kick
one of those over. Too.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Uh this, WEEKEND i went to A broadway show and
when we, left somehow my friend had found street. Parking
when we, left they were Surround they had surrounded the. Car,
YEAH i had to get out and ask like seven
of them to.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Move.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah and Also i'm pretty sure we talked about this
on the air one, day But josh AND i went.
Out it's A Central park.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
And we got.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Hammered had a great. Day we're walking From Central park
all the way downtown to this, restaurant This thai, restaurant
and as we get To Times, square we're both, Like i'm.
Overwhelmed they're too many. People so we hopped in one
of those. Things oh, GOD i think we want like four,
blocks maybe two hundred, dollars one hundred and sixty five.
Dollars both of us were, laughing like get the fuck
out of. Here and then he shows us the pricing

(34:25):
that was hidden by the way by something, else and
it was like they charge you by like the tenth
of a.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Mile, yeah it's, Insane like like like what why are?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
YOU i just don't understand and, also why is everything
so expensive and why would you make it?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Worse thanks a, Lot Donald, trump i'lmost start saying that for.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Everything he was.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
The talk of the town my family this weekend go,
on everything was so, expensive and we're, like it's him.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Again it's him. Again once.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Again god gas gases into. Everything what's not? Expensive right,
now every single thing is, expensive and we're in this
place where once those prices go, up even if they come,
down they're not going to come back down to what they.
Were they're certainly not going to go. Lower we're just. Fucked,
yeah we're in a place right now where everything just
got crazy. Expensive AND i hate.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
That my crazy father said, this but.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
He, said you mark my. Words we are marching toward
the fifteen minute. Cities and the MORE i, see the
more it seems like.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
That is the case a fifteen minute.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
City so he says that the, globalists who are on both,
sides if we're being, Honest but he used to think
it was one. Side now he realizes it's across the.
Board the globalists are going to make things so expensive
that you're not really going to be able to travel
unless you are the elite. Elite so that means even
driving too far outside of your city because cars are

(35:44):
going to be. Expensive gas is going to be. Expensive
getting a passport will be through the, roof might take
you years to even get. It so everything will become
within fifteen minutes around you because they want everybody to
just stay locked into their tiny little zones all the.
Time your, doctor your, dentist everybody's gonna be bam right
there because it will be too costly to travel more

(36:05):
than fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Outside that's so, sad but into. It that's literally what's.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Happening, Yeah LIKE i had to book a flight AND
i was, like excuse, me is it in? DOLLARS i,
mean what has? Happening, Like i'm just, like oh, honey
the vaca's gotta. Stop AND i barely even go on.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Him and you got Stupid Elon musk talking about just
spend all your. Money everything's about to be. Glorious where?
Where what are you talking? About what's gonna be? GLORIOUS
i do think he's an, alien, though and part of
me is like tickled by how absurd he is and
the amount of people who are still clapping for, him
Because i'm, like this is this is a, joke, Right

(36:42):
we're all.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It should just can't be. Real it should be a.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Joke but ALSO i love how we don't include him
in the Baby mama. Conversation he's up there With Nick.
Cannon we need to start talking about him more, often
like and then he's naming his kids like fucking xylophone and,
shit what like.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
An alien would?

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Like what a?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Sound it's just a. Sound it's not even like a
thing that you can, name.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Because i'm like elsewhere he's.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
On, Well andrew's theory about him is funny because he
believes That Elon musk has never actually had, sex that
he just inseminates, people.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So there's no.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Way it kind of makes aunt of, women no, way
just the way he talks about, things Like i'm telling
You Elon musk does not have. Sex he needs to
be in the Baby mama. Conversation and so Does Donald.
Trump because, again had anybody Had Barack obama have five
kids with three baby, mamas what would have? Happened it
would have been Like obama Baby. Mama that's all people

(37:37):
would have talked.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
About uh.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Huh but, no it's okay because this is The party of,
family family.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Value isn't that crazy family values and we have broken
homes left and, right and then this man buried his
ex wife on his golf.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Course something family. Values what is.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Happening i'm just gonna, SAY i really need you to Book, Hunter.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Biden i've been Trying. Hunter if you, know Maybe i'll
reach out to my Guy Don. LEMON i don't know him,
personally BUT i want.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Somebody to hear to. Us, Yeah i'm, like, HELLO i.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Need to hear all about the Game mafia that he
won't talk, about but he'll ask, you.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Did you see? THAT i love? It and he is
mentioned in the. NAMES i don't. Know are you saying
that this? Time you're not.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Asking me If Stephen miller's? Gay are you asking me
If Lindsey graham is? GAY i don't.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Know if you're.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Asking me that he's, funny he's. Hilarious i'm, in, like
sign me. UP i want to talk to him because
that's just that's the kind of energy that we. Need
And i'm sure our guy who hates us and wants
us to get eaten by bears is just punch in
the air right.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Now could you have met, hey? Bestie are you?

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Coming are you gonna leave us? More talkbacks because we've
been waiting to hear from. You Because i'm positive that
your name Is. MIKE i just feel it in my.
Bones Mike diamond will not call you. That she will
call you bear guy. Forever but either, WAY i want to.
Hear if you're still, Listening.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Oh, yeah he's listening a troll. Listen i'll take a troll.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Listen i'll take a hate, listen a hate Follow.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
What DO i?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Care? Amanz oh?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
God, okay have you seen my? Dms?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Anyway there mina.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
SHIT i don't understand that it.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Happens so is there anything you want to talk about
before we get out of? Here since we were just
shooting the shit talking about absolutely. Nothing NOTHING i got
yelled at but my cousin over the. Weekend she was
djaying her sister J edge control this, cousin, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
She was djaying her sister's wider shower. Okay and so
that meant that she couldn't get up and get food for, herself.
Okay and by the time she did get up to
go get, food the sandwich they were like basically a
remix on cucumber, sandwiches the one that everybody, loved was.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Done she was, livid, like.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
If you see That i'm sitting here providing the vibes
and you know that there's something really good that everybody's talking,
about the least you could do is put it to
the side for. Me so she you or she all to, everybody,
everybody And i'm, LIKE i love. HER i was, like,
yeah you're, Right, like so, sorry she, goes don't say,

(40:12):
sorry do.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
BETTER i.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Loved it actually Because i'm, LIKE i, AGREE i, understand
but you get so upset is like tea for.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
ME i started recording. Her it was, Great so it
was like genuinely. Upset, yeah she was.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Mad she, Said i'm trying not to be upset right,
now But i'm.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Upset, okay you were just laughing in her. FACE i
have no, Sure, yeah we should probably learn how to control. That,
yeah BECAUSE i don't Think i've ever been in a
situation where me laughing at the thing that was stressing everybody,
out which is WHAT i do all the, time made it.
Better it usually just makes it, worse and people.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Like please show the. FUCK i, know but every.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Now and, then like a lot of the GUYS i
know in my, life IF i laugh at them when they're.
Raging they will be, like all, right, yeah this is little. Nuts,
yeah but professionally it's never.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
WORKED i can't help. It when have you?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Done have you ever done it on the air on the?
Show oh, Yeah i'm sure you, said like when things
are broken And elvis is like.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
What is going? On you're, Like i'm, like oh my,
god how's it not?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Funny how do we work in a place that is
supposed to focus on, audio, digital, audio and video but
none of those three components ever.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Worked that's.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Hilarious that would be like if you worked at an
ice cream shop and there was never ice cream.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Veil like, McDonald's the ice cream machine is always. Broken.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Right did you read that conspiracy about well it's not even,
conspiracy but apparently it takes so much money to clean
the machines that they just let them stay broken all the.
TIME i don't know if that's.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
True that's WHAT i had.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Heard, oh.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
McDonald's there are a lot of things that you do,
wrong but that is the.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Worst and Then i'm supposed to clarify one THING i.
Forgot oh so like seventeen episodes. AGO i don't even
know when it. Was it was a long time. AGO
i was talking about how one of my friends thought
that he could fight, monkeys, yeah and that he said
for sure he could fight in a. Rangutan and he was,
like you are soul full of. Shit that is not
even WHAT i. Said you took it out of. Context

(42:08):
first of, all very few times are things taken out of.
Context it's, possible but we went back through the text
messages and he was. Bright he did not say he
could fight the, monkeys even though he still thinks he
could fight the smaller. Ones AND i don't believe that.
Either he Said Mike tyson in his prime could take
a full grown a, rangutan WHICH i still, say, no absolutely.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Not people From, BROWNSVILLE i believe. It do you Think
mike believe? It that man is? Crazy have you.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Seen how big a full grown a rangutan.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
IS i think he could have gotten a, little a,
nice good clean jabo right in the, face but those.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Arms are so long you wouldn't even be able to
get in before it slapped. YOU i can't.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Believe But Mike tyson is so. Crazy Mike tyson is
so crazy that he would get as close as.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Possible, yeah he'd probably bite, It BUT i still think
the orangutan would. Win BUT i was supposed to clear
up because my friend was livid and said THAT i
completely misquoted him and he was outraged about. It but
he did still say he could fight a kinger of which. Police,
NO i don't think that.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Now THAT i think is harder than a, ringing.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
He, Said i'm not kidding, you, diamond if it has a,
neck which every animal has a. Neck, yeah he thinks
he'll probably be able to fight. It, oh he thinks
he can fight a. Wolf, no, no, no go.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
On besides that new raccoon that they caught The, Yeah i'm,
like where's his?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Neck he looks like big at a Big?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah hell is going?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
On jimithy is. Adorable, no IF i saw that, THING
i would definitely try to take.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Him absolutely.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Not you just don't like, animals so you wouldn't take any.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Animal did you see the clip of the people in
the airport and uh and a raccoon fell from the.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Ceil other people live in my dreams every. Day what
they all scattered?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
To?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Hell, yeah what would you have?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Done try to put it in my?

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Bag? Hell, no all they want is.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
SNACKS i think you can lure raccoons with. Snacks all the.
Time now there is an. Issue apparently if you see
them in the, day they're probably.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Sick hello.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Allegedly, yeah but if it came from the, ceiling it
probably thought it was a night and dark up, there
So i'd think it's.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
OKAY i would run and then trip and fall and
make it seem LIKE i got hurt so, badly and
then i'd, too.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Who you're gonna see the?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Raccoon, No i'd to the airline or the an actual.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Airport, okay how did it get in? There?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
INSIDE i love WHEN i see birds in the airport
and people.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
PANIC i hate. THAT i hate. It i'm, like what
the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Here is there an animal that you would encounter in
the wild and be cool?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
With, no not, one not.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
One not a, Koala, no not a, sloth, never. Nothing.
NO i do clearly remember you running from the.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Deer, yeah and apparently they're starting to get, bold so,
NO i love.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
It no team animal all the.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Time did you recently SEE i meant to send you
the video BECAUSE i always send you these videos of
bears on. Trails oh my, god there was one. Recently
it was like a big ass grizzly No ah Man
it was giving me anxiety watching. IT i was, like oh,
god the guy was backing up. Slowly he was doing
exactly what he was supposed to be, doing but that
thing just kept approaching AND i was, Like, yo this

(45:19):
thing's about to rip his face.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Off and he got. Away he did get away, well.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
His wife or girlfriend whoever was with him was like
ten or twenty feet behind him. RECORDING i wouldn't even
do that if Like brandon was getting in between me
and a, Bear i'm gonna think what CAN i do
to make sure The brandon does not get eaten by
this bear as?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Well but, no she was just.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Recording it was, crazy and there was a little dog.
BARKING i was, like oh my, god the.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Dog's making it, worse the dog doing.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
There maybe just you're not supposed to take.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Animals on trails where there could be. Bears he literally say.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That that was, like never forget when we were on
that trail with the bears and that lady was just
eating jerky.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Out of his bag was. Crazy that was. Crazy people
just don't think was.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
As crazy As andrew And josh having stass jerky in their.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Backpacks, yeah because she had it out just saying.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
It WHEN i saw those two pull out their, SNACKS
i was, like are you out of your freaking? Minds,
yeah BUT i JUST.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I don't think there should be food anywhere near these,
places like you know how they're, like, oh rest. STOP
i don't even think that that should be a thing.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
There it's. SCARY i don't like. That.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Terrifying and then the animal gets in trouble when all
it's doing is trying to.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Survive, oh please survive off of the greens on the damn. Ground,
ALSO i Think i'm. DONE i Think i'm done going
hiking and all that. Shit they're coming out more and
more AND i don't like, That, okay And i'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Run so we're gonna have to figure out how we
do our next off the grid trip without.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Hikes we could, drive we could drive.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Through, yeah you were. Good but that that was the
same park where we got out and still did the
hike and we saw the. BEARS i was the same,
Park Glacier. National oh my, god, incredible.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Beautiful i'm so happy THAT i got to see. It
but all, right we'll figure.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Out maybe we go to the places where they don't have. Bears,
well what the hell do they have like zion like
the desert ye?

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Places, well what's? There? Snakes probably? Snakes. PROBABLY i went
on a hike.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
From my birthday twenty twenty four and there was a
rattlesnake that came.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Out a little on our big one wasn't that, big
but the tour guid freaked.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Out he's, like back, up, everybody.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Did you see that story about the girl who went
hiking on like a two mile hike and maybe like
a quarter mile into, it they had to do a helicopter.
Rescue why she was a bigger, GIRL i, guess and
she just wasn't physically capable of doing this. Hike, yeah
so they had to have her come and like get
airlifted out of, there and people were lighting her ass

(47:56):
up in the, comments how dare you do? This first of,
all hike really isn't that? Crazy, Right SO i could
see why somebody might, think, YEAH i could do, this
like no. Problem it was super. Hot you don't prepare for,
that and heat stroke is a, bitch like you kind
of don't know till you know and then it's too
late it's. Happening but apparently it was like seventy thousand
dollars to lift her out of, there and now everyone's, like,

(48:19):
girl if you even think anyone else is going to
pay that with, you think, again BECAUSE.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I don't think that's fair. THOUGH i think that we
should be.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Happy, listen people would have something to say if a
person who was overweight was just chilling at, home right,
like they would tell the person to be, active blah blah.
Blah at least she's trying to get out and do,
stuff like you know WHAT i. Mean and first of,
all at least anybody who's out trying to like be
out in. Nature give people their props for, that because
it's so easy to stay at home and just be

(48:46):
by yourself or whatever with, snacks being lazy and.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Shit so, like, god.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You describe my, weekend me, too.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
But like what and then, Okay so if you do
that and then you realize halfway through that you you
are not physically fit enough or, whatever or like your
body just isn't prepared for, this you get airlifted out
and then you're shamed for. It she's probably never gonna

(49:13):
want to do it.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Again, Right that's.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
SAD i don't understand. IT i also just don't understand in,
general everybody minding everybody else's.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Business like we talked about this.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Not too long, ago but, apparently you, know Starting GEN
z and, below So alpha And beta and all, those
they're going to be the first generation that grows up
having more memories of other people's lives than of their.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Own that's. Horrific but if you.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Think about it for, sure because you're just watching social
media all, day you're watching REALITY tv all. Day are
you going out and living your own?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Life? No, right that's. Sad they don't go. Outside so you.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Talk shit about people who are actually doing. Something you're
not doing, anything but you're bringing all these people. Down
it's like evolution has somehow like stopped and. Reversed, yeah it's.
Weird my cousin, said a long time, ago she thought
The internet ruined. Evolution she thinks that like online day
is what started.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
IT i, agree these people are, crazy, well she.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Said normally people who would like never have match with
somebody in real life because they didn't have whatever skill
necessary to meet a real human, being those genes would
just have like gone away because you can't procreate because
you're not meeting. Somebody but now you've got The, internet
so you have somebody who would never have, met somebody
meeting another person who would never have, met somebody getting

(50:26):
together having. Babies now you've got three or four of
these things that would have never met. Somebody she, said it's.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Over this was years.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Ago and then we have the podcast revolution of these,
people specifically men talking down on. Women and then you
have these incels who are just at home, listening believing
this and like changing their.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Lits well they're, losers.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
But, like you, know believing that this is the way
that life, is talking shit about. Women and then you
find the women on the other side of the spectrum
who are just.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
At home losers, too, yep and THEY'RE.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I GET i don't even want to say, falling like
becoming prey to these, guys but they are where like
they're just letting them run their, lives you, know and
they're having children and they're raising their children to believe
that these that, like whatever they're listening to is. Fact it's,
disgusting it's, awful and you see it on the apps you,
do which is another reason WHY i like take long.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Breaks these guys are. Weirdos let them be weirdos all by.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Themselves f them and let me tell, you there haven't
been a lot of very satisfying moments. Lately Andrew tate
getting arrested in his capri pants and like media ass
shirt was one of the greatest things THAT i have
seen in a long. Time first of, all, sir who dressed?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
You? Yep what is going?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
On and all these people were, like that's the gayest
Thing i've ever. Seen oh my, god thank. God and
then the gayest linen and we're, like we would Never.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Yeah, hello so how dare?

Speaker 2 (51:55):
You?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yep, good that's not.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Gay that is just old and stupid. Losers somebody said
he had on his Peg bundy pants and, uh because,
yes he certainly. Did that was very. Satisfying and if
you ever want to take a minute to just go
down a rabbit, hole read about the experiment Called universe twenty.
Five Oh, god BECAUSE i think that's what's happening right

(52:19):
now in. Society so it was a bunch of scientists
and they created this mouse utopia where the mice had
everything they would.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Need they had, food they had.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Water they had. Mates all they had to do was
frolic and. Play and for some, reason the male mice
sectioned themselves off and then they either, fought they became
really aggressive and, fought or they just spiraled into. Nothingness
they wouldn't, mate they wouldn't, play they wouldn't do. Anything
they literally just moped around in the. Corner AND i was,

(52:49):
Like oh my, god that's. This we Are universe twenty.
Five that is what is happening right. Now if you're,
bored go look up the. Research it's crazy it's going.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
ON i.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Know why do you? Feel said? Though we don't we
just call him all? Losers, yeah because it's.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
Sad but like a lot of guys don't realize that
they have become.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
The losers that they. Are it's.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Sad you want to know Why i'm a? LOSER i,
mean there are many. Reasons i'm so hypocritical about certain
things that men do versus women, Do like they get
ready with me. Thing IF i see a man doing,
It i'm, like oh, god hell on, earth what are you?
Doing why would you ever do? That like male content
creators in, general unless it's something.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Hilarious like what do you?

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Why what is happening the other? Day this is Again
i'm being a, Dick, okay And i'm aware of.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
That.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
OKAY i go for like long ass. Walks every Day i'm,
walking this man on the pier just pulls, over stops
and starts, Stretching like he put his leg way higher
on the like, guardrail and he was. Stretching AND i
always Give andrew shit about not. Stretching and then this
man just stopped to, stretch AND i was, like the.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Fuck are you?

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Doing get out of, Here like why aren't men allowed to?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Stretch they, are they should, be BUT i.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Just didn't want to see.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
It you could still get the ick from watching them.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Stretch like it was just like this fleeting thought THAT
i was, like Oh, god what are you. Doing oh
you're just trying to take care of your.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Health you should probably do, that but do that at
home now in front of.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Me get out of, here, scramm get out of.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Here it was so, stupid. THOUGH i was, like this
is what's.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Happening and Then, OKAY i keep saying this is the last,
thing but this is the last. Thing. Okay did you
see that big convention that happened IN dc where guys
got together to promote like manhood and celebrate The bible
and do push ups and like celebrate. Testosterone, No And i'm.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
HAPPY i didn't because that would be in the. Comments boom, boom,
boom tomato. Tomato i'm over.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
IT i did leave a comment because it. Happened it's
gotten a lot of likes. Too i'm very proud of.
Myself it happened In, june AND i, said this is
the gayest Thing Pride month has ever brought, us and
a lot of people, Agreed, diamond you.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Have to watch. It you, know it's. OUTRAGEOUS i refuse
to let these things bait. Me you're better than. ME
i can't do.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
It i've been trying not, to but every now and,
THEN i told you say something about. IT a lot
of TIMES i leave nice comments for the, Record i've
been leaving a lot of nice, stuff but that ONE
i just couldn't do.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
IT i was, like what is? This what is there
that like in the world that's nice to talk?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
About?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Right? Oh baby? Brother oh he's so. Cute he's so.
Cute he's like a baby.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Panda, yea that's like when you look at, him it's,
like that's what's happening right?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Here and video of him throwing the golf ball because
he couldn't hit, it that's my. Favorite agree to.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Me, Immediately oh my, god it's so. Funny, yeah, same
like are you?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Kidding?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Same so on that, note if you want to leave
us nice comments like, follow subscribe to the Podcast sauce
on the, side please follow us On instagram BECAUSE i
have like no. Followers it's sad ANYWHERE i am At
Baby Hot sauce there, Too, Diamond where can people follow
you At?

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Diamond sincere On? Instagram you can.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Leave us a talk back like our guy did who
wants us to get eaten by. Bears all you have
to do is if you're listening to The iHeartRadio version
of this, podcast there's a little. Microphone you just tap
it and then you can leave us a message, basically
and we do play them back as you've, heard and
then leave us a.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Review we appreciate.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
IT i want to, say even if they're, bad BUT
i don't want bad.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Ones, YEAH i don't want bad.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Ones But yolo makes me want to hump people down
and be, like, really let me talk about your.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Podcast oh you don't have, One, Yeah i'll find. You
and on that, note we will be.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Back we have more from our Man curtis coming later
in the week as, well and aside from, THAT i
guess to say bye bye