April 29, 2026 • 39 mins
In this episode, Gandhi and Diamond are fighting off sickness, arguing about the best way to meet people, listening to talkbacks, and cringing at Gandhi’s mortifying dance with AI videos.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Sauce on the side. What's up? It's Gandhi. And if
I sound like I'm sick, it's because the creature across
from me spread the plague. And you're gonna hear her
coughing through this show too, as she tells you and
looks you in the face and tells you it's just allergies.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It is, girl, it's allergies. Trust me. I'd love to stay.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I can't catch allergies and I haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I would love to stay home in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I would have loved you have to stayed home. I
would have loved that. I don't even know what I
just said. My brain is foggy. So you what was
it was like toward the end of last week, right,
You were like, I'm dying, I can't breathe, I can't think,
I'm coughing. It's allergies. It's so about What did I
say to you? Do you remember? No? I said that's
how I felt when I had COVID.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh please, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You said basically that, oh please. So my trusting and
stupid ass sat in that studio with you and just
yuked it up. No, yeah, get your get yet knocked
it up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, no, Nope, you sat in this studio with Nate.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Nope, I sat in there with you in alostar proximity.
That Nate's not off the hook either, because he's been
for I don't even know how long, and he doesn't
cover his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's allergies. I know it's allergies because my snot is bloody.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I coughed up a little blood the other day. See,
it's it's your allergies. This cannot be allergies. Allergies for
me anyway, are pretty consistent stuff. He knows, coughing, itchy
eyes sometimes, I like my skin itches. This has morphed.
It has gone from a little bit of snot to
then yesterday my throat felt like someone was scratching it
(01:41):
and I coughed up a little blood to this morning.
I woke up and I went out last night and
had a party. It was right, wake up this morning,
and I'm like, yep, something is not right right. Oh, No,
nothing to do with the alcohol over this. You know,
you're a plague spreader, and I'm upset.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I will not tolerate this.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I will not tolerate this, and I'm not sure what
I can even do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's nothing you could do because it's allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Take clarity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, because it's allergies and a lot of people have allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's also how you spread spread COVID. Everybody had COVID.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I've been in all week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't you think you would have felt something earlier this week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If not, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Not yesterday the day before. No, it was a day before.
And then I chalked it up to allergies for sure.
Yesterday because not only was I feeling icky, my dumb
ass picked up a little puppy and was carrying it around,
stuffed it in my shirt, tried to take it out
of here. Yep, wouldn't give the dog back, so it
was extra bad.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, allergies, allergic to dogs and pollen allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You and Nate have double teamed us to bring down
the show, and neither of none of you will admit it.
And that's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If I was really sick, I would have been at home.
I would do anything to stay in my bed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I believe you were really sick. I believe you would
be at home. I know that you are probably one
of the first people to be like, I'm sick, I'm
staying home. You also come to wear a mask. But
if you thought it was allergies, and in fact it
is some form of the plague, then you wouldn't have
done those things.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
If I was sick, my grandmother would be sick because
she in fact stayed stay away from God all weekend,
and she is perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She might have that grandma immunity. They're strong, man, They
went through a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not sick, guys, I just have allergies. Ah yep.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This morning I went to and I started coughing, and
it was one of those coughs where I thought it
was gonna fall down on the ground because I wouldn't stop.
I was like, this is it this time? I go, oh, No,
I shouldn't have tried to clear her throat. But here
we are.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Isn't it embarrassing?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What everything I do?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yet, when you when.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Your nose is stuffy, like I sound super congested, or
like I'm coughing a lot, or you know, I'm like,
oh my god, am I six year old?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like what is going on?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It is embarrassing. It's also embarrassing to never know if
you have a booger.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I said that to Scotti today, I like blew my
nose and he walked into my studio right after I
did it, and I was like, do I have a booger?
And he just looked at me like ill, no, and
then walked out. But I'm like, this is a serious
question because you never.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Know, and when you have a nose ring, those boogers
can be treacherous.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So I was in the bathroom earlier blowing my nose
because of you, and I thought it was all out.
And when I go to wash my hands and I
looked in the mirror. No, no, it was like hanging
out of my nose. So I took a little tissue
and I pulled on it and it was like a
clown car of a burger. It just kept coming. Can
you stop from my brain?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Damn it, Diamond, Oh my god, you're making me nauseous.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You should have seen it. I should have saved it
for you. I should have saved it for you. Anyway,
here we are mustering through whatever we can for dying.
And I had things that I made little notes of
because I wanted to bring them up my notes podcast stuff.
Oh we have talkbacks. That's exciting. Yep, you witnessed something
(05:04):
yesterday that I want everyone to acknowledge. Oh, I don't
know if you actually witnessed it or not. What you
know is take your kid to work day. Yeah it
was nuts. Vinnie and Amanda brought their baby daughter and
she is a door She's so cute, so cute. You
were the only person she liked. She was I was
the only person. She was just sitting there happy or snuggling.
I got her, hope, I didn't get her sick, having
(05:25):
a good time. It'll be your fault. I'll tell them, Nope, allergies.
But we were having a really good time. I was
playing with their cheeks. She was happy. Goes to Danielle,
starts bawling good, went to approach Nate, but people were
trying to grab her. No, no, did she come back
to me? Yes she did. And the other little kiddos
in the hallway, they were like approaching, trying to talk
and have parties and stuff. And I was like, you
know what, I think it is just like in the
(05:47):
dating world. If you tell people you don't like them,
they love you. Oh. If you tell people that you're
really into them, or you try to woo them a
little too hard, they're like, oh, please get away from me.
Oh yeah, so I'm always like, kids be gone, and
then what happens just.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Around I think they think that you're one of them
because of your height.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think that's possible, you know, and also the way
that I dresses childlike in many ways.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I behave maybe also childlike kids have taken a hard
turn away from me lately because you're sick and.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I love it. Actually, yeah right, you love kids.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, I enjoy them.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
But uh, my cousin's son embarrassed me on Easter and
now I want nothing to do with him.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
He just like, I'm the only person in our family
that he would go to and on Easter he wouldn't
come to me, And I was like, the fuck is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
With this kid?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Like, I was very upset. I was very upset. Yeah, no,
seriously I was.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I was.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm like, what a man? You know, what a man?
You just decide that you don't ask me anymore? But yeah,
so now I'm like, fuck these kids, honestly, Yeah, stupid
ass kids.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's funny that you were saying. As a man. So
I was with one of my really good friends last
night and he is in the dating world now, he's
kind of a catch. And I was like, how's it going,
and he said fucking terrible. I said, yes, Diamond told
me the dating pool has poop in it, and he
said it's more than poop. He said, there's blood, there's urine.
I think there's vomit everything in this dating pool. And
he thinks is because social media has just changed the
(07:22):
game as far as what everybody thinks that they should
be getting in their lives and also the options that
are just available. But then he started telling me kind
of his requirements of what he's looking for, and I
was like, please shut the fuck up. You are the poop.
It is you. You are the poop in the pool.
Because it was like, I mean, Goldie Lots, she had
(07:44):
no ass, she had a big ass, and I think
it was a bbl. Her face is like really hot,
but it's not pretty like he just it just kept
going and going, and I was like, you know what,
may you be single forever?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I think we're all the poop in it. I'm really
I think we're all a part of the problem. Yeah,
but yeah, whatever, you just don't think about it anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Once he stops caring.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So I'm telling you show him like kids get away
from me and then they all approach Yeah, like you know,
y yeah. What do you think your contribution to being
poop is? What are your poop qualities?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't take anything seriously until it's too late. I'll
be like swiping or like talking to people and I'm
just like eh, yeah, and then like I'll go back
because like the conversation will end and I'll be like,
oh man, he was nice. I should have kept like
talking to him or whatever. You know, It's happened to
me a few times.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know, So for you, how long do you
talk to somebody online before you actually meet them in person?
Because we got into an argument about this too, because
also with another friend of mine, and she was like,
I think you just need to build more of a
relationship with them online, like really get to know them
before we meet up with them, and I was like,
absolutely not. I think you need to meet up with
them immediately, because it's sort of a love is blind
(09:02):
type situation where you might have really good you see
your disease, you might have really good chemistry and compatibility online,
but that's not a real gauge of how somebody is
in person. They can take all the time they want
to come up with a clever, witty response and be
super funny. They could ask chat GPT, but also being
around somebody and like breathing in their pheromones and just
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getting the vibe of how they are, how they move,
how do they interact with wit staff. I want to
know all that right up front. I don't want to
create this pen pal situationship and then we meet and
then you've disappointed me and I've wasted all this time. Uh,
you're on her side. Absolutely, you want to just pen
pal it up for how long.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
As long as it takes for me to feel comfortable
to be in your space. I have an issue.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Here's every day.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, and they're strangers for a reason. Like number one,
I'm not giving you my number or my Instagram for
a while because people are crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, he said, people don't give him no.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
No, people are legit crazy. There have been guys that
stop texting and they'll call me from random numbers and stuff,
so like you're not getting my number. Then number two,
they'll like add you on Instagram and like just do
weird shit like what like DM you over and over
and over again. Even though it's like, hey, give me
(10:18):
a second to response to respond no, but like people
are just weird or they'll be like, oh, you know,
I'm not gonna follow you because you have too many followers.
I don't even have a lot of followers, So like, okay,
so like the average person have a lot of followers. Yeah, cool,
But like, do you have a blue chet?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So I'm like, okay, so then don't follow me, Just
DM me like I don't give a fuck, I don't care.
But like, people take certain things a little too seriously
and it makes you feel very weird. So it's like,
now I don't want to meet up with you because
you're a weirdo via text and on the internet, so
you're probably even weirder in person. I refuse to waste
(10:58):
my time like that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
See. I just think people's online personality is not their
real personality. It is a personality, and it definitely says
something about them, but it's not really a good representation
of who that person is when you meet them. I
eat my bestie Solomon who listens to this podcast. What up, buddy,
I love you, By the way, Ladies, go check him out.
I don't know. He deactivates like every other day, so
he might not be on it, but we sell them
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all the time. Like your personality in real life is
so charismatic and captivating and funny and people like to
be around you, and then you post himselfies all day
and we all hate it. That's not actually him. I
mean it is a part of him, it's not actually him.
If there are many more layers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
If you can't hold a conversation conversation with me via
text or over the phone, I am not wasting my
time putting on a face, doing my hair and picking
out an outfit to meet you in person.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're in the words of our hero Shania Twain. Did
I shave my legs for this? No?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Literally?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
But like also I think I don't know if your
friends were talking about this too, But like for me,
people are attractive, they have great jobs and stuff. On paper,
they're really cool, but they're boring in real life. People
don't know how to hold a conversation. Yeah, And if
you don't know how to even come up with something,
that's gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Like like you said, you have.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Time to come up with something. If you can't have
an engaging conversation via text, then I can't trust you
to think on the spot to have an engaging conversation
in person.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
But they're just way better in person, and they're like,
I'm saving all my best stuff for when I.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
See somebody will figure that out. It won't be me
unless we meet in person.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I can't. You're not on my page of hey, hey, cool,
let's meet up.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No, that's how you get abducted in sex trafficked in
twenty twenty six. That is not having If a guy
is like, let's go out today, I'm like fuck no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm like, hell yeah, spot nady, let's go.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Happy for you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I hope that the person is above board, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was above board any where. Everyone's a sketchball.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Most manse why I am where I am, Like, I
just I can't trust people.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm scared of them. Okay, I'm terrified of people.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So Diamond says, pen palette up for a long time,
get to know it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It doesn't have to beat up that long.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
If the person is interested, then maybe a week. And
that's not like consistent conversation all day long. But like
you know, you combos.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I think it needs to go. And I say this
from not being in this world in any capacity. Really,
I don't do the online stuff. If I meet someone,
I meet you in person.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But if I was online and I'm making a lot
of speculative statements here, I feel like it would be like, hey, hey,
facetimeing cool. Want to meet up? Yes, and then we
figure it out from there.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm just I feel like we just meet so many
strangers and talk to people all the time. I could
do that with a human male.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Maybe you'd give somebody your number.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No, but you can use like Google Voice and stuff. Okay,
give them fake numbers. How much I needs to do that?
Because she said so many people are so psychotic.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
My sister used to do that. Google voice.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, why not? I need to Google get a
Google Voice numbers. I can text the show and say
the things I want to say, not for my number.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
There are people who work for the show that text
the show and don't realize that their name pops up.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So who cheers to you?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Caught it?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't want to say, but there are there are.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think that there are a lot of people who
we know personally, whether they work here in the building,
in our lives, that texts the show, and some people
text things that I'm like, what asshole would say this?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And you click the number and I'm like, I know you.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh my god, that's crazy. I've texted the show twice,
but I literally wrote, fuck you, it's GANDHI, so I
know that it's there.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I've texted the show. I text the show when I
was working from home during COVID, and then I texted
the show. Recently, I was trying to get Elvis to
play a song that I really liked and he wasn't.
He wasn't listening to me or scary, So I texted
it the song that the met made. He's no longer
a med the oh my not that good? Yeah, oh
(15:01):
my god. And then and then we decided to play
the pit Bull version, which was trash. Was like, what
the fuck? And then I was just like, I didn't
really like that song. I'm like, yeah, because that's not
the one I told.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Him, right, Oh my DearS, my, all my friends and
family have a mandate for me to never interact with
any people who are talking shit to us or interact
with the show. Don't do it. If you have something
to say, tell me, but like, don't leave comments for people.
Don't yell at somebody who left a comment for me.
I have to tell Brandon this the most because he
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will definitely see somebody and go off at them. And
I'm like, why, why do you care? Don't invite this
person into your life. They don't matter. Yeah, like, you
want to leave a shitty comment, leave a shity comment.
You're screaming into the ether. Who cares? But then when
you reply to it, it looks like you care because
you cared enough to reply to it. Yeah, so don't
do it. And this all came about because there was
a little incident at the station I worked out when
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I was in Columbus, Ohio. I don't think it's secret.
It's not secret because it happened on the air, but
me and a coworker wasn't all the way there, got
into a little back and forth and he was lying,
and I called him a liar, and that just sent
him over the edge. Understandably, I get it. And he
picked up my keys, which were like janitor keys at
the time. There were like fifty eight keys on those keys.
(16:15):
I'm that key ring, I should say, and he threw
them at me and I moved and I felt them
whished by my face, and I was like, you really
just threw keys at me? Fuck you dude, You're in trouble.
And everybody was kind of like, oh my god, what
is going on with you two? Like this is crazy?
And then I just saw everybody's faces go ghost white,
and I felt something warning down my face and he
(16:35):
had hit me. There was like one key that must
have grazed my forehead and it cut my forehead. So
now I'm bleeding because this dude threw keys at me.
Needless to say, it turned into quite the event. There
are a couple things that happened from this one. We
were recording. We weren't even on the air, so we
were recording this whole thing. I marched down to my
boss's office and he was like, why are you bleeding
(16:55):
from the face? What happened? I told him. He was like,
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? What is going on on?
And of course the person he threw the keys, I
was like, ooh, you in trouble, Like this is crazy. Yeah,
he ends up getting in trouble, but it was not
serious enough to the guys that I worked with to
not play it back on the air. The next day,
They played it on the air the next day, kind
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of chuckling about, like, hey, this is why you're not
going to hear this dude on the show much anymore.
They played it and they were laughing. My sister lost
her shit. She emails them lights this dude up. She
was like, you're a pussy and a pansy. If this
was you, everything would have come to a screeching halt.
The police would have been called, you would have cried
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for days. Fuck you, you loser. And then she signed
it from her. Oh she doesn't you think I'm scary.
She doesn't give a shit. She went off, and then
you know what she did what she incited all of
her friends to send the same email. So he's just
getting bink bink bink from my sister and all her friends.
And I was like, hey, pee love you. You're putting
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me in a really awkward pssition right now because you've
cursed out my boss and then signed it from you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Right, what do you want me to do here?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So from that point we have a mandate you do
not interact.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How did that end with him with the boss and you?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And so my boss boss, the one who I went
down to his office and was like this, what's going on?
He's like, why are you bleeding? He had to let
this person go, but they never really actually let him go.
With the one who threw the keys, they just I
know you probably haven't seen office space, but there's an
employee that they don't really want to work there. But
instead of just firing him, they say there's a payroll
glitch and he's just not getting paid anymore, but he
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keeps going to work. So essentially that's what they did
to this guy. They just like deactivated his keyfob, but
he would still show up all the time and just
wait outside. I'm like, is anyone gonna tell him what? Yeah?
And I with the one who was laughing about it.
My sister sent the emails. I mean, he didn't really
like me at all to begin with. We get along
much better now that I'm not there, but when I
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was there, we would butt heads all the time like crazy.
So it didn't really change too much, to be honest,
because we didn't get along super well. But the other
dude who I really like is Dave and Jimmy. Dave cool,
Jimmy not cool. What wasn't cool at the time, He's
changed a lot. He and I get along now. Dave
was like, they're absolutely right. This is unacceptable. We would
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never have acted this way if it was one of us, Like,
what are we doing? It's crazy. It was a wild time.
Lots of stories, lots of stories.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Samon, Uh, this is insane.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
My boyfriend at the time wanted to beat up the
guy that through the keys, and I was like, you
can't beat him up. It's not all the way there, Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh my god, what a drama. So you got somebody
fired rightfully?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So fired?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, rightfully? So he lied.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I was like, you're lying he through keys? Game over.
You can't do that. Ah, Apparently you can, because he
might still think he works there. What do you mean
he might still think he never got you got fired
conversation It was we just deactivated your key up. That
was it.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I would have walked by him one day.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I said, eh, not inviting the trash into my life.
It's really hard to do. But you know you can't.
You can't stoop to these levels and get involved in pigs.
You know, pigs, You get involved, you get shitty. It's
not fun. Okay, fine, I don't even know how we
are to this topic.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sometimes you want to get low and dirty.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Every now and then.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I saw someone posted the other day, which it's just
I read it in your voice. It was like when
they go low, I drag them to hell.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Not me.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
At least I'm consistent. At least you read things in
my voice as soon as you hear like you. Oh,
there's so many things I read in your voice.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And that's why I laugh when people send me memes
that are like this is you, because I think, did
they read that in my voice? All right? So look
at us still dying.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Sorry, I'm sorry for coughing not getting you sick, because
I didn't get you sick.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
It's the pollen. She's gonna stand. Tanto's down on this. Yeh,
that's fine, that's fine, firmly planted, planted. So we do
have some talkbacks. But I wanted to tell you something
I thought would make you laugh really hard.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh God, I'm scared. Don't make me laugh because then
I'm gonna start coughing.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Good. So remember when I got Grock yes, and I
made people kiss yes, Scott and Andrew, and then a
listener got really mad because they were like, how dare
you make men kiss in the office. If somebody did
that to the women, it would be fucked up. That's
sexual harassment whatever, like screw you. So they didn't listen anymore.
They left us one star review, which I I appreciate. Okay, cool, right,
(21:15):
guess what hypocrite about it? Absolutely hypocrite. But what I
did also was I made me kiss other people, like celebrities.
Maybe I have a crush so oh gosh, you remember
when Roman Reigns came in. Yeah, we took a really
cute picture, so you scrock and it made us kiss. No,
and it's a good kiss.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, oh yeah, no, good kiss.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But also what I did, which my sister got kissed
at me about, was I took a bunch of our
baby pictures because my dad is just obsessed with us,
like he loves us so much, and he's always sending
us baby pictures. I love you guys so much, like
how you used to be, Oh my god, like, he's
very nostalgic about us being babies. So I took our
baby pictures and I brought them to life and they
were very cute. My sister said, don't send those to
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mom and dad, like that's creepy. They're not gonna understand
what you're doing, Like, stop doing it. And I was like,
dad is going to love this. So I was home
and I showed my dad and he loved it. He
was so excited. So I go to drop all the
videos to my mom and dad, and in the midst
of all the cute baby videos was me having this
quaite graphic makeout session with Roman Reigns that both of
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my parents saw and they were like, what is this
diamond to mortifying? Ah, yeah, because one I had to
explain to them that I used my powers for bad
things too, that I'm such a loser that I made
myself make out with a celebrity, and then they saw it.
(22:39):
When I tell you, I don't think I can't tell
you the last time I was embarrassed about something, I
never get embarrassed. I was dying inside. I was like,
oh my god, I just dropped my parents a video.
Oh my god. And I grabbed both of their phones
and I deleted it and I was like, ignore our
long story. But then I again had to explain to them, Hey,
your daughter is such a loser that she used AI
(23:01):
to make herself make out with a wrestler, and you guys.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Did they think it was real at first?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah? Exactly. My parents do not see me make out
with people. But it is like a kiss on the cheek.
We don't do that. We're not that family. And this
was a makeout makeout. I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
No, I don't want to see it. I don't want
to see it. You know how I feel about making
it out.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So now that you said you don't want to see it,
that I can't show you because I think that would
be harassment.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, I get the exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'll show you later.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
No, no, no more flying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I would be embarrassed too. Are you kidaissing?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Just get kissed?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And I look skinny and my jaw line is smesh.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Shame on me. Be careful when you're air dropping videos
videos shore up anyway. I need to catch my breath
because I can't breathe. You're insane, thanks to you. Okay,
so let's get to the talkbacks. How about that? Did
you have a favorite? We have five? Here?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, not really?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, Well let's start with this. This says, why wasn't
this explained to me, interesting, okay, cool.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Hey, I had called one time. I'm listening to the
Elvis Duran podcast or guest and I had called one
time right after all of this big political stuff and
you guys had an advertisement for Amazon or Target or something,
and I was like, why are you guys still doing that?
And the text back to me was for me to
(24:31):
get alive. It was explained to me why we're down
the middle. That would have been better than insulting me.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know, but I kind of feel bad because
I laughed at first, but it's like, oh, yeah, it, yeah,
you know what. I don't think people realized that, Like
number one, no, wasn't me. Who responds to that, but
I don't know who comment was too, like what did
you say exactly?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Because usually if somebody snaps like that, something shitty was
said to us. But she seems fairly reasonable, so yes, okay, sorry,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I just think people don't realize that they're not the
only one texting something in, and a lot of the
times things are addressed by the time you do text
in because a lot of people don't listen to the
full four hours of the show. So she probably was
like the eight thousandth person who texted in, And who.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Do we think sent that text back? If we had
to guess, I don't know, because there are a couple
of people who will pop off at people. I will
make it very clear if it came from me, because
I don't want one, I don't want anyone else catching
shit for something that I would say. But two, I
want you to know it was me, like in Game
of Thrones, tell her it was me.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Also, it depends on what year this happened.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, that's right, because there are people who used to
frame you. Because Diamond was in the beginning kind of
like the only person who would text people back. And
then every now and then someone else on the show
would text a person and it would be something snarky
and they'd be like thanks a lot, Diamond, and there
would be no correction.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Hilarious, Like when there was a good thing that I
was quote unquote blamed for or people wouldn't give me
credit for and it wasn't me, would be like, no,
it wasn't Diamond, it's me. And then when it was
like something shitty literally crickets, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The way of the world, the way of the world.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, get it out, get the pollen out.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I hope you're happy. My guess if somebody wrote back,
get a Life, I could see it coming from Nate,
from Elvis, from Froggy. That might be it, because Scary's
way too verbose to just write get a Life. It
would be like a whole paragraph of something.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, Scary has started responding to people a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, just now we can see who responded to something.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, that's and I'm like, I also I see him
like staring at the wrong screen, Like he's usually staring
at another screen. So if I see him staring at
one specific screen, I'm like, oh, he's responding to someone.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, So I hope that gave you an answer. Also, yes,
it would be nice if we could have explained it
to you. But to Diamond's point, the amount of text
messages we get, in the amount of things we would
have to explain, especially if somebody misspoke, If somebody said
something by accident they didn't mean like, we will get
flayed for it, and that can also just get very
frustrating at some point. And we are human too. People snap.
(27:20):
I'm sorry though, that somebody said that to you, and
I'm glad that you're still listening to us, and we'll
try to get to the bottom of it, but I
don't know if we can. You'll have to give us
a year and the context. Yeah, like your comment.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And let me say this, if anyone ever responds, Google
is free, it definitely came from me.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Because I always tell people that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's kind of funny because it takes the same amount
of energy to text us as it would to just
put it into Google and find that out.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, Oh, I enjoy you.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I like that one, Kandi, I enjoy This's just cute
every morning on the Alvis Ran shows. On my side,
I think you are an authentic person and there aren't
enough of people like you in the world. But I agree,
(28:20):
bless you. I'm so glad you are where you are
and continue.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
To sep oh well, whatever the rest of it was,
I'm sure it was going to be very nice. Thank
you, you sweet miss whoever you are. You didn't give us
a name, but that was really really nice, and you're
the one person that would say.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
There you bless you, and you didn't sneeze.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm going too soon. I'm sure we could have plagued
and given me all right, Oh, I don't know what
this is going to be. It just as you deserve. Oh,
get eaten by bears. This is the bear. Oh god, let's see.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Hope not hearing you talk about how you didn't think
you were going to get the job at the alvistair
In morning show and your first day there sitting in
on the show and then getting the phone call from alb.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I'm so happy for you, girl.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You deserve the best. Nice.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't know there were only a few today too.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh wow, that was nice and either but thank you.
That's incredibly kind of you. All Right, we'll do two more.
What does this say? Hi? Gandhi and Diamond?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
This is shorten from Seattle Highjorgan usually listen to Spotify,
but after this episode with Elvis, I ran to the
talkbacks because one of the things that you guys said
was how would you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Describe the show?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
And I it's my opinion, but it is a group
of friends and family who are a bunch of assholes
who make fun of each other, but at the end
of the day, we are all laughing at a stupid
part dick joke because we love it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That is a good way to describe it. I will
put that into my notes if someone asked me to
describe the show in the future. A bunch of assholes
laughing at Fort Dick jokes. Good stuff. Okay, another question, God,
hey ladies.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
It's short and from Seattle.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Gain.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I do apology for the part too, but this episode
was just so beautiful that kind of sparked a question.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I hope maybe if I could answer.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
At any point in your radio career.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Did you feel that you started to conform.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
To an idea or image that was not you?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
And when did you recognize that slash overcome and beat
the man to be the strong, powerful woman.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That you are today.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Okay, awesome things, guys, you have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh I'm not sure how to answer that question. What
do you think.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't think I've I don't I don't think I'm
there yet.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I don't think I'm there yet either. She said to
defeat the man, we have not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
At all.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We've been beaten, be it.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Down to the ground beaten.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
But I think that we're just so like non threatening
that quote unquote the man just let us go and
like do whatever we do. And I'm not talking about
all of this I'm talking about like.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Above that they're like these little girls. Yeah, like whatever,
it's out.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Here yelling about things interface of the sky, talking about
getting eaten by bears. I don't know that we've never
necessarily like beaten the man. At some point, it is
a goal mm hmm. Once we do it, I'm not
sure what to do from there. So you know, we
should plan. But as far as like being a different person,
for sure, when I first started, I was really told
(31:21):
and this isn't like a well is mee thing at all,
because everything's a learning experience, but I was told that
essentially everything about me, from my worldview to my ethnic background,
to the way I looked, to my sense of humor
and my interests, it was just not interesting to other people.
I was boring. I was outside of, you know, the
(31:42):
mainframe of what people wanted, mainstream, I guess I should say.
And I remember specifically one time a guy saying to me,
you see the world through your lens, and it's just you.
You're the only one that sees it that way, which
is fair. I think that's probably applicable to all of
us about any lens. It's just us, Like yes, but
he was very specific about blonde haired, blue eyed women
(32:03):
who like make up and designer clothes being the thing
that is what we want to focus on. Those are
the women that we promote and that we want to highlight,
whereas you're kind of just a dorky brown girl. And
I was like, hmm, okay. It didn't even devastate me
at all, because I was kind of like, oh, well,
if that's the thing, that's never gonna get me anywhere,
(32:24):
literally just me being me, okay, so be it, Like
that's okay. And I tried for a little bit to
like be a little more girly and act like I
cared about stuff, and it was so fake. It didn't
work at all, and I just gave up on it.
And as soon as I quit being that way and
trying to be this thing that he was trying to
like push me into, that's when every opportunity opened up
for me. And I wish I would have known that sooner,
(32:45):
and I wish I would have been a little more
confident in my own skin and said, Okay, so you
don't like it, and that's just you. There are a
bunch of other people who might or other people who
feel underrepresented that I am now representing because you guys
have decided we're not going to represent all these people,
only going to represent the blonde hair, blue eyed. I
want a designer purse girls. I just wish I would
have known that sooner, because it's been very freeing. And
(33:07):
the more I've grown in my career, the more these
dudes and I will say this, everyone wants to like,
you know, talk shit to old white guys, and they
are a bunch of them that piss me off for sure.
But in my career, the guys who have or people
I should say, who have like extended their hand to
pull me through a door, we're all old white guys
and they were like, do you. And the more I grew,
the more those white guys were like, I'm tickled by this.
(33:30):
Be you whatever this weird shit is. Whatever this weird
shit is, I applaud it. Bring it out a little more.
And Elvis is like, definitely the champion of that. He
has a care Maddie and Boston Maddie and Boston was like,
you are a fucking weirdo. I love this And I
was like, good, lean into the weird everybody. I think
(33:50):
that's important. And what about you.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I think this is I'm not sure if this is
a good thing.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I've gotten to this point where like I used to
care so much about things and now I just I
really don't and it's I feel like sometimes I have
to like, huh, I think that's the try. Well, sometimes
I have to like talk to myself, like in my head,
I'm like, Diamond, you should really.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Care about this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
There are a lot of things that I just don't
care about anymore. And it's like, Okay, I come to work,
I do what I need to do, but as far
as like killing myself for certain things, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
And it's bad because like you should care, right, But
I'm like all right, Like there are real life things
that are going and going on in the world that
I should care about more.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Can children are dying literally, like.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You know, there are people who are starving right outside
of our building, Like I should care more about that
than like I don't know. I forgot to stop the
recording once the show was over.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
If somebody pointed out something that I did wrong, I
would probably go home and cry.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Now I'm like okay, anyway, Like, but did you die.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah. Literally, it's not like, is somebody gonna die because
the computer is there's no more storage left, or like whatever,
or because a call drops.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh man, that's that's a good thing. And I do
genuinely believe in life in general, the less the fewer
fucks you give about something, probably the better you're gonna be.
But it's really important to figure out what is actually
worth giving a fuck about and what's not, because if
you just not give a fuck about everything, right, it's
kind of like the position we're all in now, and
everyone just stopped and it became that's gonna be somebody
(35:35):
else's job, which we talked about this on the show
one day, but apparently that's like the precursor to the
downfall of any civilization. Someone else will do it. And
we're in this position right now where there's a lot
of like someone else will do it, and I don't
want to be that. And you know me, there are
times where I think people around here see me coming
down the hallway and everyone just goes into their studios, like,
here's gonna tell me I did something. She's insane, the
(35:59):
lunatic of this building. But I think quality should still exist.
We should still care about the product that we're putting out. Yes,
if you let something record a little bit longer, not
the end of the world. But also I do want
someone to care if a promo isn't correct or if
we have the wrong signage on something. I think people
should care about these things. But you have to find
that balance. Where we find it. I don't know clearly,
(36:20):
I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't know we were I'll find it.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I feel like nobody would ever say that I'm like
anal retentive or super hardcore. But in some capacities, I
know I am. Oh. I used to think people would
never say that. Now I realize that some people do
say it. But you know, we do this community cook thing,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Always like potato duty.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
That is what I do. I make the potatoes. So
we cut them up, and I left the area to
do something, and I went and was seasoning all these
other things, and I get this batch of potatoes and
I looked at it and I was like, who the
fuck cut these cause they're not even kind of consistent
in size or shape, Like, how do you expect these
potatoes to cook all the way through when they're completely
different sizes? The little ones are gonna get the big
(37:00):
ones are not gonna cook at all. Give me a knife,
because now I'm going back there and I'm cutting the
nowt smaller and Andrew goes that was me, and then
I felt really bad and I was like, shit, I
do it to him at work too.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was like, Okay, sometimes he needs a little kick
in the ask.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I was like, you know what, buddy, it's fine. Just
give me the knife and then go ahead and do this
on my own and we will take care of it.
And I'm so sorry that I even brought this up.
And then I thought, this is a community cook. We're
cooking for homeless people, and I'm worried about the size
of the potato because I need the quality to just
be top tier. Yet a life girl, those are the
things we should let go. Maybe, but I want the
people to have really good food, evenly cooked potatoes. That
(37:38):
asking too much, apparently, but I do understand.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Could you imagine them biting into a potato and it's
not cooked all the way.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm like, this reflects poorly on us. Send it back
to the shelf, and they're all like, no one knows
we cooked it. I'm like it doesn't matter. So in
those ways I could let go a little bit, and
in other ways I could hold on a little bit.
I don't know. We got way off topic, but anyway,
I am sweating right now, like I wish you could
feel the sweat ripping down my chest.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
What is wrong with you? You got me sick?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Anyway, it's allergies, babe.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm so serious.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So we're gonna wrap this up. Please leave us talkbacks.
We will play them on the show. And these were
all really nice. So if you have something not as
nice to say, we welcome that too. Death threads, I mean, like,
be easy, I don't really need that. X. Let me
have to confine you. I have to tell the threat assessment,
you know whatever. Hello Diamond, If people want to find
you online, where can they do that?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
At Diamond? Sincere on Instagram and I guess on threads.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce pretty much across all
platforms where I would be and exist, and you can
like follow, subscribe to our podcast, leave us a review,
follow the Instagram page if you can. At Sauce on
the side, we post a little clips and all kinds
of stuff there. We do check the messages want to
hear from you, and like I said, leave us a
talk back. If you don't know how to do that.
And you're listening on the iHeartRadio app right now, there's
(38:52):
a little microphone. You just push it and essentially leave
us a voicemail like all these other very nice people did.
And that's about that, Diamond. I see you holding in
a cough, Let it out.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
All right until next time I say bye bye.
Sauce on the side. What's up? It's Gandhi. And if
I sound like I'm sick, it's because the creature across
from me spread the plague. And you're gonna hear her
coughing through this show too, as she tells you and
looks you in the face and tells you it's just allergies.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
It is, girl, it's allergies. Trust me. I'd love to stay.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I can't catch allergies and I haven't.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I would love to stay home in bed.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I would have loved you have to stayed home. I
would have loved that. I don't even know what I
just said. My brain is foggy. So you what was
it was like toward the end of last week, right,
You were like, I'm dying, I can't breathe, I can't think,
I'm coughing. It's allergies. It's so about What did I
say to you? Do you remember? No? I said that's
how I felt when I had COVID.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh please, mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
You said basically that, oh please. So my trusting and
stupid ass sat in that studio with you and just
yuked it up. No, yeah, get your get yet knocked
it up?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, no, Nope, you sat in this studio with Nate.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Nope, I sat in there with you in alostar proximity.
That Nate's not off the hook either, because he's been
for I don't even know how long, and he doesn't
cover his mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
It's allergies. I know it's allergies because my snot is bloody.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I coughed up a little blood the other day. See,
it's it's your allergies. This cannot be allergies. Allergies for
me anyway, are pretty consistent stuff. He knows, coughing, itchy
eyes sometimes, I like my skin itches. This has morphed.
It has gone from a little bit of snot to
then yesterday my throat felt like someone was scratching it
(01:41):
and I coughed up a little blood to this morning.
I woke up and I went out last night and
had a party. It was right, wake up this morning,
and I'm like, yep, something is not right right. Oh, No,
nothing to do with the alcohol over this. You know,
you're a plague spreader, and I'm upset.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I will not tolerate this.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I will not tolerate this, and I'm not sure what
I can even do about it.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's nothing you could do because it's allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Take clarity.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, because it's allergies and a lot of people have allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
That's also how you spread spread COVID. Everybody had COVID.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I've been in all week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Don't you think you would have felt something earlier this week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I did.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If not, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Not yesterday the day before. No, it was a day before.
And then I chalked it up to allergies for sure.
Yesterday because not only was I feeling icky, my dumb
ass picked up a little puppy and was carrying it around,
stuffed it in my shirt, tried to take it out
of here. Yep, wouldn't give the dog back, so it
was extra bad.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, allergies, allergic to dogs and pollen allergies.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
You and Nate have double teamed us to bring down
the show, and neither of none of you will admit it.
And that's fine.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
If I was really sick, I would have been at home.
I would do anything to stay in my bed.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I believe you were really sick. I believe you would
be at home. I know that you are probably one
of the first people to be like, I'm sick, I'm
staying home. You also come to wear a mask. But
if you thought it was allergies, and in fact it
is some form of the plague, then you wouldn't have
done those things.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
If I was sick, my grandmother would be sick because
she in fact stayed stay away from God all weekend,
and she is perfectly fine.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
She might have that grandma immunity. They're strong, man, They
went through a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not sick, guys, I just have allergies. Ah yep.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
This morning I went to and I started coughing, and
it was one of those coughs where I thought it
was gonna fall down on the ground because I wouldn't stop.
I was like, this is it this time? I go, oh, No,
I shouldn't have tried to clear her throat. But here
we are.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Isn't it embarrassing?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What everything I do?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yet, when you when.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Your nose is stuffy, like I sound super congested, or
like I'm coughing a lot, or you know, I'm like,
oh my god, am I six year old?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Like what is going on?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It is embarrassing. It's also embarrassing to never know if
you have a booger.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh that's the worst.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I said that to Scotti today, I like blew my
nose and he walked into my studio right after I
did it, and I was like, do I have a booger?
And he just looked at me like ill, no, and
then walked out. But I'm like, this is a serious
question because you never.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Know, and when you have a nose ring, those boogers
can be treacherous.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Ill.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So I was in the bathroom earlier blowing my nose
because of you, and I thought it was all out.
And when I go to wash my hands and I
looked in the mirror. No, no, it was like hanging
out of my nose. So I took a little tissue
and I pulled on it and it was like a
clown car of a burger. It just kept coming. Can
you stop from my brain?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Damn it, Diamond, Oh my god, you're making me nauseous.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You should have seen it. I should have saved it
for you. I should have saved it for you. Anyway,
here we are mustering through whatever we can for dying.
And I had things that I made little notes of
because I wanted to bring them up my notes podcast stuff.
Oh we have talkbacks. That's exciting. Yep, you witnessed something
(05:04):
yesterday that I want everyone to acknowledge. Oh, I don't
know if you actually witnessed it or not. What you
know is take your kid to work day. Yeah it
was nuts. Vinnie and Amanda brought their baby daughter and
she is a door She's so cute, so cute. You
were the only person she liked. She was I was
the only person. She was just sitting there happy or snuggling.
I got her, hope, I didn't get her sick, having
(05:25):
a good time. It'll be your fault. I'll tell them, Nope, allergies.
But we were having a really good time. I was
playing with their cheeks. She was happy. Goes to Danielle,
starts bawling good, went to approach Nate, but people were
trying to grab her. No, no, did she come back
to me? Yes she did. And the other little kiddos
in the hallway, they were like approaching, trying to talk
and have parties and stuff. And I was like, you
know what, I think it is just like in the
(05:47):
dating world. If you tell people you don't like them,
they love you. Oh. If you tell people that you're
really into them, or you try to woo them a
little too hard, they're like, oh, please get away from me.
Oh yeah, so I'm always like, kids be gone, and
then what happens just.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Around I think they think that you're one of them
because of your height.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I think that's possible, you know, and also the way
that I dresses childlike in many ways.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I behave maybe also childlike kids have taken a hard
turn away from me lately because you're sick and.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I love it. Actually, yeah right, you love kids.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, I enjoy them.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
But uh, my cousin's son embarrassed me on Easter and
now I want nothing to do with him.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
He just like, I'm the only person in our family
that he would go to and on Easter he wouldn't
come to me, And I was like, the fuck is wrong.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
With this kid?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Like, I was very upset. I was very upset. Yeah, no,
seriously I was.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I was.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
I'm like, what a man? You know, what a man?
You just decide that you don't ask me anymore? But yeah,
so now I'm like, fuck these kids, honestly, Yeah, stupid
ass kids.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It's funny that you were saying. As a man. So
I was with one of my really good friends last
night and he is in the dating world now, he's
kind of a catch. And I was like, how's it going,
and he said fucking terrible. I said, yes, Diamond told
me the dating pool has poop in it, and he
said it's more than poop. He said, there's blood, there's urine.
I think there's vomit everything in this dating pool. And
he thinks is because social media has just changed the
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game as far as what everybody thinks that they should
be getting in their lives and also the options that
are just available. But then he started telling me kind
of his requirements of what he's looking for, and I
was like, please shut the fuck up. You are the poop.
It is you. You are the poop in the pool.
Because it was like, I mean, Goldie Lots, she had
(07:44):
no ass, she had a big ass, and I think
it was a bbl. Her face is like really hot,
but it's not pretty like he just it just kept
going and going, and I was like, you know what,
may you be single forever?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I think we're all the poop in it. I'm really
I think we're all a part of the problem. Yeah,
but yeah, whatever, you just don't think about it anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Once he stops caring.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
So I'm telling you show him like kids get away
from me and then they all approach Yeah, like you know,
y yeah. What do you think your contribution to being
poop is? What are your poop qualities?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I don't take anything seriously until it's too late. I'll
be like swiping or like talking to people and I'm
just like eh, yeah, and then like I'll go back
because like the conversation will end and I'll be like,
oh man, he was nice. I should have kept like
talking to him or whatever. You know, It's happened to
me a few times.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't know, So for you, how long do you
talk to somebody online before you actually meet them in person?
Because we got into an argument about this too, because
also with another friend of mine, and she was like,
I think you just need to build more of a
relationship with them online, like really get to know them
before we meet up with them, and I was like,
absolutely not. I think you need to meet up with
them immediately, because it's sort of a love is blind
(09:02):
type situation where you might have really good you see
your disease, you might have really good chemistry and compatibility online,
but that's not a real gauge of how somebody is
in person. They can take all the time they want
to come up with a clever, witty response and be
super funny. They could ask chat GPT, but also being
around somebody and like breathing in their pheromones and just
(09:22):
getting the vibe of how they are, how they move,
how do they interact with wit staff. I want to
know all that right up front. I don't want to
create this pen pal situationship and then we meet and
then you've disappointed me and I've wasted all this time. Uh,
you're on her side. Absolutely, you want to just pen
pal it up for how long.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
As long as it takes for me to feel comfortable
to be in your space. I have an issue.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Here's every day.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, and they're strangers for a reason. Like number one,
I'm not giving you my number or my Instagram for
a while because people are crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, he said, people don't give him no.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
No, people are legit crazy. There have been guys that
stop texting and they'll call me from random numbers and stuff,
so like you're not getting my number. Then number two,
they'll like add you on Instagram and like just do
weird shit like what like DM you over and over
and over again. Even though it's like, hey, give me
(10:18):
a second to response to respond no, but like people
are just weird or they'll be like, oh, you know,
I'm not gonna follow you because you have too many followers.
I don't even have a lot of followers, So like, okay,
so like the average person have a lot of followers. Yeah, cool,
But like, do you have a blue chet?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
No?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
So I'm like, okay, so then don't follow me, Just
DM me like I don't give a fuck, I don't care.
But like, people take certain things a little too seriously
and it makes you feel very weird. So it's like,
now I don't want to meet up with you because
you're a weirdo via text and on the internet, so
you're probably even weirder in person. I refuse to waste
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my time like that.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
See. I just think people's online personality is not their
real personality. It is a personality, and it definitely says
something about them, but it's not really a good representation
of who that person is when you meet them. I
eat my bestie Solomon who listens to this podcast. What up, buddy,
I love you, By the way, Ladies, go check him out.
I don't know. He deactivates like every other day, so
he might not be on it, but we sell them
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all the time. Like your personality in real life is
so charismatic and captivating and funny and people like to
be around you, and then you post himselfies all day
and we all hate it. That's not actually him. I
mean it is a part of him, it's not actually him.
If there are many more layers.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
If you can't hold a conversation conversation with me via
text or over the phone, I am not wasting my
time putting on a face, doing my hair and picking
out an outfit to meet you in person.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
We're in the words of our hero Shania Twain. Did
I shave my legs for this? No?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Literally?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
But like also I think I don't know if your
friends were talking about this too, But like for me,
people are attractive, they have great jobs and stuff. On paper,
they're really cool, but they're boring in real life. People
don't know how to hold a conversation. Yeah, And if
you don't know how to even come up with something,
that's gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Like like you said, you have.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Time to come up with something. If you can't have
an engaging conversation via text, then I can't trust you
to think on the spot to have an engaging conversation
in person.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
But they're just way better in person, and they're like,
I'm saving all my best stuff for when I.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
See somebody will figure that out. It won't be me
unless we meet in person.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I can't. You're not on my page of hey, hey, cool,
let's meet up.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
No, that's how you get abducted in sex trafficked in
twenty twenty six. That is not having If a guy
is like, let's go out today, I'm like fuck no, no.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm like, hell yeah, spot nady, let's go.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Happy for you.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I hope that the person is above board, but I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I was above board any where. Everyone's a sketchball.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Most manse why I am where I am, Like, I
just I can't trust people.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I'm scared of them. Okay, I'm terrified of people.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
So Diamond says, pen palette up for a long time,
get to know it.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
It doesn't have to beat up that long.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
If the person is interested, then maybe a week. And
that's not like consistent conversation all day long. But like
you know, you combos.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
I think it needs to go. And I say this
from not being in this world in any capacity. Really,
I don't do the online stuff. If I meet someone,
I meet you in person.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
But if I was online and I'm making a lot
of speculative statements here, I feel like it would be like, hey, hey,
facetimeing cool. Want to meet up? Yes, and then we
figure it out from there.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm just I feel like we just meet so many
strangers and talk to people all the time. I could
do that with a human male.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Maybe you'd give somebody your number.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
No, but you can use like Google Voice and stuff. Okay,
give them fake numbers. How much I needs to do that?
Because she said so many people are so psychotic.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
My sister used to do that. Google voice.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, why not? I need to Google get a
Google Voice numbers. I can text the show and say
the things I want to say, not for my number.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
There are people who work for the show that text
the show and don't realize that their name pops up.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So who cheers to you?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Caught it?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I don't want to say, but there are there are.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I think that there are a lot of people who
we know personally, whether they work here in the building,
in our lives, that texts the show, and some people
text things that I'm like, what asshole would say this?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
And you click the number and I'm like, I know you.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Oh my god, that's crazy. I've texted the show twice,
but I literally wrote, fuck you, it's GANDHI, so I
know that it's there.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I've texted the show. I text the show when I
was working from home during COVID, and then I texted
the show. Recently, I was trying to get Elvis to
play a song that I really liked and he wasn't.
He wasn't listening to me or scary, So I texted
it the song that the met made. He's no longer
a med the oh my not that good? Yeah, oh
(15:01):
my god. And then and then we decided to play
the pit Bull version, which was trash. Was like, what
the fuck? And then I was just like, I didn't
really like that song. I'm like, yeah, because that's not
the one I told.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Him, right, Oh my DearS, my, all my friends and
family have a mandate for me to never interact with
any people who are talking shit to us or interact
with the show. Don't do it. If you have something
to say, tell me, but like, don't leave comments for people.
Don't yell at somebody who left a comment for me.
I have to tell Brandon this the most because he
(15:32):
will definitely see somebody and go off at them. And
I'm like, why, why do you care? Don't invite this
person into your life. They don't matter. Yeah, like, you
want to leave a shitty comment, leave a shity comment.
You're screaming into the ether. Who cares? But then when
you reply to it, it looks like you care because
you cared enough to reply to it. Yeah, so don't
do it. And this all came about because there was
a little incident at the station I worked out when
(15:53):
I was in Columbus, Ohio. I don't think it's secret.
It's not secret because it happened on the air, but
me and a coworker wasn't all the way there, got
into a little back and forth and he was lying,
and I called him a liar, and that just sent
him over the edge. Understandably, I get it. And he
picked up my keys, which were like janitor keys at
the time. There were like fifty eight keys on those keys.
(16:15):
I'm that key ring, I should say, and he threw
them at me and I moved and I felt them
whished by my face, and I was like, you really
just threw keys at me? Fuck you dude, You're in trouble.
And everybody was kind of like, oh my god, what
is going on with you two? Like this is crazy?
And then I just saw everybody's faces go ghost white,
and I felt something warning down my face and he
(16:35):
had hit me. There was like one key that must
have grazed my forehead and it cut my forehead. So
now I'm bleeding because this dude threw keys at me.
Needless to say, it turned into quite the event. There
are a couple things that happened from this one. We
were recording. We weren't even on the air, so we
were recording this whole thing. I marched down to my
boss's office and he was like, why are you bleeding
(16:55):
from the face? What happened? I told him. He was like,
Jesus Christ, what the fuck? What is going on on?
And of course the person he threw the keys, I
was like, ooh, you in trouble, Like this is crazy. Yeah,
he ends up getting in trouble, but it was not
serious enough to the guys that I worked with to
not play it back on the air. The next day,
They played it on the air the next day, kind
(17:16):
of chuckling about, like, hey, this is why you're not
going to hear this dude on the show much anymore.
They played it and they were laughing. My sister lost
her shit. She emails them lights this dude up. She
was like, you're a pussy and a pansy. If this
was you, everything would have come to a screeching halt.
The police would have been called, you would have cried
(17:36):
for days. Fuck you, you loser. And then she signed
it from her. Oh she doesn't you think I'm scary.
She doesn't give a shit. She went off, and then
you know what she did what she incited all of
her friends to send the same email. So he's just
getting bink bink bink from my sister and all her friends.
And I was like, hey, pee love you. You're putting
(17:59):
me in a really awkward pssition right now because you've
cursed out my boss and then signed it from you.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Right, what do you want me to do here?
Speaker 1 (18:04):
So from that point we have a mandate you do
not interact.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
How did that end with him with the boss and you?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
And so my boss boss, the one who I went
down to his office and was like this, what's going on?
He's like, why are you bleeding? He had to let
this person go, but they never really actually let him go.
With the one who threw the keys, they just I
know you probably haven't seen office space, but there's an
employee that they don't really want to work there. But
instead of just firing him, they say there's a payroll
glitch and he's just not getting paid anymore, but he
(18:32):
keeps going to work. So essentially that's what they did
to this guy. They just like deactivated his keyfob, but
he would still show up all the time and just
wait outside. I'm like, is anyone gonna tell him what? Yeah?
And I with the one who was laughing about it.
My sister sent the emails. I mean, he didn't really
like me at all to begin with. We get along
much better now that I'm not there, but when I
(18:52):
was there, we would butt heads all the time like crazy.
So it didn't really change too much, to be honest,
because we didn't get along super well. But the other
dude who I really like is Dave and Jimmy. Dave cool,
Jimmy not cool. What wasn't cool at the time, He's
changed a lot. He and I get along now. Dave
was like, they're absolutely right. This is unacceptable. We would
(19:13):
never have acted this way if it was one of us, Like,
what are we doing? It's crazy. It was a wild time.
Lots of stories, lots of stories.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Samon, Uh, this is insane.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
My boyfriend at the time wanted to beat up the
guy that through the keys, and I was like, you
can't beat him up. It's not all the way there, Like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh my god, what a drama. So you got somebody
fired rightfully?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
So fired?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, rightfully? So he lied.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
I was like, you're lying he through keys? Game over.
You can't do that. Ah, Apparently you can, because he
might still think he works there. What do you mean
he might still think he never got you got fired
conversation It was we just deactivated your key up. That
was it.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
I would have walked by him one day.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I said, eh, not inviting the trash into my life.
It's really hard to do. But you know you can't.
You can't stoop to these levels and get involved in pigs.
You know, pigs, You get involved, you get shitty. It's
not fun. Okay, fine, I don't even know how we
are to this topic.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Sometimes you want to get low and dirty.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Every now and then.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I saw someone posted the other day, which it's just
I read it in your voice. It was like when
they go low, I drag them to hell.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Not me.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
At least I'm consistent. At least you read things in
my voice as soon as you hear like you. Oh,
there's so many things I read in your voice.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
And that's why I laugh when people send me memes
that are like this is you, because I think, did
they read that in my voice? All right? So look
at us still dying.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Sorry, I'm sorry for coughing not getting you sick, because
I didn't get you sick.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
It's the pollen. She's gonna stand. Tanto's down on this. Yeh,
that's fine, that's fine, firmly planted, planted. So we do
have some talkbacks. But I wanted to tell you something
I thought would make you laugh really hard.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh God, I'm scared. Don't make me laugh because then
I'm gonna start coughing.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Good. So remember when I got Grock yes, and I
made people kiss yes, Scott and Andrew, and then a
listener got really mad because they were like, how dare
you make men kiss in the office. If somebody did
that to the women, it would be fucked up. That's
sexual harassment whatever, like screw you. So they didn't listen anymore.
They left us one star review, which I I appreciate. Okay, cool, right,
(21:15):
guess what hypocrite about it? Absolutely hypocrite. But what I
did also was I made me kiss other people, like celebrities.
Maybe I have a crush so oh gosh, you remember
when Roman Reigns came in. Yeah, we took a really
cute picture, so you scrock and it made us kiss. No,
and it's a good kiss.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, oh yeah, no, good kiss.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
But also what I did, which my sister got kissed
at me about, was I took a bunch of our
baby pictures because my dad is just obsessed with us,
like he loves us so much, and he's always sending
us baby pictures. I love you guys so much, like
how you used to be, Oh my god, like, he's
very nostalgic about us being babies. So I took our
baby pictures and I brought them to life and they
were very cute. My sister said, don't send those to
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mom and dad, like that's creepy. They're not gonna understand
what you're doing, Like, stop doing it. And I was like,
dad is going to love this. So I was home
and I showed my dad and he loved it. He
was so excited. So I go to drop all the
videos to my mom and dad, and in the midst
of all the cute baby videos was me having this
quaite graphic makeout session with Roman Reigns that both of
(22:19):
my parents saw and they were like, what is this
diamond to mortifying? Ah, yeah, because one I had to
explain to them that I used my powers for bad
things too, that I'm such a loser that I made
myself make out with a celebrity, and then they saw it.
(22:39):
When I tell you, I don't think I can't tell
you the last time I was embarrassed about something, I
never get embarrassed. I was dying inside. I was like,
oh my god, I just dropped my parents a video.
Oh my god. And I grabbed both of their phones
and I deleted it and I was like, ignore our
long story. But then I again had to explain to them, Hey,
your daughter is such a loser that she used AI
(23:01):
to make herself make out with a wrestler, and you guys.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Did they think it was real at first?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Yeah? Exactly. My parents do not see me make out
with people. But it is like a kiss on the cheek.
We don't do that. We're not that family. And this
was a makeout makeout. I want to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
No, I don't want to see it. I don't want
to see it. You know how I feel about making
it out.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
So now that you said you don't want to see it,
that I can't show you because I think that would
be harassment.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, I get the exactly.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'll show you later.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
No, no, no more flying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
I was so embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I would be embarrassed too. Are you kidaissing?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Just get kissed?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And I look skinny and my jaw line is smesh.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
No no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Shame on me. Be careful when you're air dropping videos
videos shore up anyway. I need to catch my breath
because I can't breathe. You're insane, thanks to you. Okay,
so let's get to the talkbacks. How about that? Did
you have a favorite? We have five? Here?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
No, not really?
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, Well let's start with this. This says, why wasn't
this explained to me, interesting, okay, cool.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Hey, I had called one time. I'm listening to the
Elvis Duran podcast or guest and I had called one
time right after all of this big political stuff and
you guys had an advertisement for Amazon or Target or something,
and I was like, why are you guys still doing that?
And the text back to me was for me to
(24:31):
get alive. It was explained to me why we're down
the middle. That would have been better than insulting me.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know, but I kind of feel bad because
I laughed at first, but it's like, oh, yeah, it, yeah,
you know what. I don't think people realized that, Like
number one, no, wasn't me. Who responds to that, but
I don't know who comment was too, like what did
you say exactly?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Because usually if somebody snaps like that, something shitty was
said to us. But she seems fairly reasonable, so yes, okay, sorry,
go ahead.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
I just think people don't realize that they're not the
only one texting something in, and a lot of the
times things are addressed by the time you do text
in because a lot of people don't listen to the
full four hours of the show. So she probably was
like the eight thousandth person who texted in, And who.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Do we think sent that text back? If we had
to guess, I don't know, because there are a couple
of people who will pop off at people. I will
make it very clear if it came from me, because
I don't want one, I don't want anyone else catching
shit for something that I would say. But two, I
want you to know it was me, like in Game
of Thrones, tell her it was me.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Also, it depends on what year this happened.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, that's right, because there are people who used to
frame you. Because Diamond was in the beginning kind of
like the only person who would text people back. And
then every now and then someone else on the show
would text a person and it would be something snarky
and they'd be like thanks a lot, Diamond, and there
would be no correction.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Hilarious, Like when there was a good thing that I
was quote unquote blamed for or people wouldn't give me
credit for and it wasn't me, would be like, no,
it wasn't Diamond, it's me. And then when it was
like something shitty literally crickets, I'm like, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
The way of the world, the way of the world.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Yeah, get it out, get the pollen out.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I hope you're happy. My guess if somebody wrote back,
get a Life, I could see it coming from Nate,
from Elvis, from Froggy. That might be it, because Scary's
way too verbose to just write get a Life. It
would be like a whole paragraph of something.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yeah, Scary has started responding to people a lot lately.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Yeah, just now we can see who responded to something.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, that's and I'm like, I also I see him
like staring at the wrong screen, Like he's usually staring
at another screen. So if I see him staring at
one specific screen, I'm like, oh, he's responding to someone.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Okay, So I hope that gave you an answer. Also, yes,
it would be nice if we could have explained it
to you. But to Diamond's point, the amount of text
messages we get, in the amount of things we would
have to explain, especially if somebody misspoke, If somebody said
something by accident they didn't mean like, we will get
flayed for it, and that can also just get very
frustrating at some point. And we are human too. People snap.
(27:20):
I'm sorry though, that somebody said that to you, and
I'm glad that you're still listening to us, and we'll
try to get to the bottom of it, but I
don't know if we can. You'll have to give us
a year and the context. Yeah, like your comment.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And let me say this, if anyone ever responds, Google
is free, it definitely came from me.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Because I always tell people that.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
It's kind of funny because it takes the same amount
of energy to text us as it would to just
put it into Google and find that out.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, Oh, I enjoy you.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I like that one, Kandi, I enjoy This's just cute
every morning on the Alvis Ran shows. On my side,
I think you are an authentic person and there aren't
enough of people like you in the world. But I agree,
(28:20):
bless you. I'm so glad you are where you are
and continue.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
To sep oh well, whatever the rest of it was,
I'm sure it was going to be very nice. Thank
you, you sweet miss whoever you are. You didn't give us
a name, but that was really really nice, and you're
the one person that would say.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
There you bless you, and you didn't sneeze.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm going too soon. I'm sure we could have plagued
and given me all right, Oh, I don't know what
this is going to be. It just as you deserve. Oh,
get eaten by bears. This is the bear. Oh god, let's see.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Hope not hearing you talk about how you didn't think
you were going to get the job at the alvistair
In morning show and your first day there sitting in
on the show and then getting the phone call from alb.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I'm so happy for you, girl.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
You deserve the best. Nice.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
I don't know there were only a few today too.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Oh wow, that was nice and either but thank you.
That's incredibly kind of you. All Right, we'll do two more.
What does this say? Hi? Gandhi and Diamond?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
This is shorten from Seattle Highjorgan usually listen to Spotify,
but after this episode with Elvis, I ran to the
talkbacks because one of the things that you guys said
was how would you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Describe the show?
Speaker 6 (29:28):
And I it's my opinion, but it is a group
of friends and family who are a bunch of assholes
who make fun of each other, but at the end
of the day, we are all laughing at a stupid
part dick joke because we love it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That is a good way to describe it. I will
put that into my notes if someone asked me to
describe the show in the future. A bunch of assholes
laughing at Fort Dick jokes. Good stuff. Okay, another question, God,
hey ladies.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
It's short and from Seattle.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Gain.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I do apology for the part too, but this episode
was just so beautiful that kind of sparked a question.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
I hope maybe if I could answer.
Speaker 6 (30:06):
At any point in your radio career.
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Did you feel that you started to conform.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
To an idea or image that was not you?
Speaker 6 (30:15):
And when did you recognize that slash overcome and beat
the man to be the strong, powerful woman.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
That you are today.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Okay, awesome things, guys, you have a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Oh I'm not sure how to answer that question. What
do you think.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I don't think I've I don't I don't think I'm
there yet.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I don't think I'm there yet either. She said to
defeat the man, we have not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
At all.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
We've been beaten, be it.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Down to the ground beaten.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
But I think that we're just so like non threatening
that quote unquote the man just let us go and
like do whatever we do. And I'm not talking about
all of this I'm talking about like.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Above that they're like these little girls. Yeah, like whatever,
it's out.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Here yelling about things interface of the sky, talking about
getting eaten by bears. I don't know that we've never
necessarily like beaten the man. At some point, it is
a goal mm hmm. Once we do it, I'm not
sure what to do from there. So you know, we
should plan. But as far as like being a different person,
for sure, when I first started, I was really told
(31:21):
and this isn't like a well is mee thing at all,
because everything's a learning experience, but I was told that
essentially everything about me, from my worldview to my ethnic background,
to the way I looked, to my sense of humor
and my interests, it was just not interesting to other people.
I was boring. I was outside of, you know, the
(31:42):
mainframe of what people wanted, mainstream, I guess I should say.
And I remember specifically one time a guy saying to me,
you see the world through your lens, and it's just you.
You're the only one that sees it that way, which
is fair. I think that's probably applicable to all of
us about any lens. It's just us, Like yes, but
he was very specific about blonde haired, blue eyed women
(32:03):
who like make up and designer clothes being the thing
that is what we want to focus on. Those are
the women that we promote and that we want to highlight,
whereas you're kind of just a dorky brown girl. And
I was like, hmm, okay. It didn't even devastate me
at all, because I was kind of like, oh, well,
if that's the thing, that's never gonna get me anywhere,
(32:24):
literally just me being me, okay, so be it, Like
that's okay. And I tried for a little bit to
like be a little more girly and act like I
cared about stuff, and it was so fake. It didn't
work at all, and I just gave up on it.
And as soon as I quit being that way and
trying to be this thing that he was trying to
like push me into, that's when every opportunity opened up
for me. And I wish I would have known that sooner,
(32:45):
and I wish I would have been a little more
confident in my own skin and said, Okay, so you
don't like it, and that's just you. There are a
bunch of other people who might or other people who
feel underrepresented that I am now representing because you guys
have decided we're not going to represent all these people,
only going to represent the blonde hair, blue eyed. I
want a designer purse girls. I just wish I would
have known that sooner, because it's been very freeing. And
(33:07):
the more I've grown in my career, the more these
dudes and I will say this, everyone wants to like,
you know, talk shit to old white guys, and they
are a bunch of them that piss me off for sure.
But in my career, the guys who have or people
I should say, who have like extended their hand to
pull me through a door, we're all old white guys
and they were like, do you. And the more I grew,
the more those white guys were like, I'm tickled by this.
(33:30):
Be you whatever this weird shit is. Whatever this weird
shit is, I applaud it. Bring it out a little more.
And Elvis is like, definitely the champion of that. He
has a care Maddie and Boston Maddie and Boston was like,
you are a fucking weirdo. I love this And I
was like, good, lean into the weird everybody. I think
(33:50):
that's important. And what about you.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
I think this is I'm not sure if this is
a good thing.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
I've gotten to this point where like I used to
care so much about things and now I just I
really don't and it's I feel like sometimes I have
to like, huh, I think that's the try. Well, sometimes
I have to like talk to myself, like in my head,
I'm like, Diamond, you should really.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Care about this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
There are a lot of things that I just don't
care about anymore. And it's like, Okay, I come to work,
I do what I need to do, but as far
as like killing myself for certain things, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't give a fuck anymore.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
And it's bad because like you should care, right, But
I'm like all right, Like there are real life things
that are going and going on in the world that
I should care about more.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Can children are dying literally, like.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You know, there are people who are starving right outside
of our building, Like I should care more about that
than like I don't know. I forgot to stop the
recording once the show was over.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Years ago.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
If somebody pointed out something that I did wrong, I
would probably go home and cry.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Now I'm like okay, anyway, Like, but did you die.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Yeah. Literally, it's not like, is somebody gonna die because
the computer is there's no more storage left, or like whatever,
or because a call drops.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh man, that's that's a good thing. And I do
genuinely believe in life in general, the less the fewer
fucks you give about something, probably the better you're gonna be.
But it's really important to figure out what is actually
worth giving a fuck about and what's not, because if
you just not give a fuck about everything, right, it's
kind of like the position we're all in now, and
everyone just stopped and it became that's gonna be somebody
(35:35):
else's job, which we talked about this on the show
one day, but apparently that's like the precursor to the
downfall of any civilization. Someone else will do it. And
we're in this position right now where there's a lot
of like someone else will do it, and I don't
want to be that. And you know me, there are
times where I think people around here see me coming
down the hallway and everyone just goes into their studios, like,
here's gonna tell me I did something. She's insane, the
(35:59):
lunatic of this building. But I think quality should still exist.
We should still care about the product that we're putting out. Yes,
if you let something record a little bit longer, not
the end of the world. But also I do want
someone to care if a promo isn't correct or if
we have the wrong signage on something. I think people
should care about these things. But you have to find
that balance. Where we find it. I don't know clearly,
(36:20):
I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I don't know we were I'll find it.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
I feel like nobody would ever say that I'm like
anal retentive or super hardcore. But in some capacities, I
know I am. Oh. I used to think people would
never say that. Now I realize that some people do
say it. But you know, we do this community cook thing,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Always like potato duty.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
That is what I do. I make the potatoes. So
we cut them up, and I left the area to
do something, and I went and was seasoning all these
other things, and I get this batch of potatoes and
I looked at it and I was like, who the
fuck cut these cause they're not even kind of consistent
in size or shape, Like, how do you expect these
potatoes to cook all the way through when they're completely
different sizes? The little ones are gonna get the big
(37:00):
ones are not gonna cook at all. Give me a knife,
because now I'm going back there and I'm cutting the
nowt smaller and Andrew goes that was me, and then
I felt really bad and I was like, shit, I
do it to him at work too.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I was like, Okay, sometimes he needs a little kick
in the ask.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I was like, you know what, buddy, it's fine. Just
give me the knife and then go ahead and do this
on my own and we will take care of it.
And I'm so sorry that I even brought this up.
And then I thought, this is a community cook. We're
cooking for homeless people, and I'm worried about the size
of the potato because I need the quality to just
be top tier. Yet a life girl, those are the
things we should let go. Maybe, but I want the
people to have really good food, evenly cooked potatoes. That
(37:38):
asking too much, apparently, but I do understand.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Could you imagine them biting into a potato and it's
not cooked all the way.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I'm like, this reflects poorly on us. Send it back
to the shelf, and they're all like, no one knows
we cooked it. I'm like it doesn't matter. So in
those ways I could let go a little bit, and
in other ways I could hold on a little bit.
I don't know. We got way off topic, but anyway,
I am sweating right now, like I wish you could
feel the sweat ripping down my chest.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
What is wrong with you? You got me sick?
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Anyway, it's allergies, babe.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
I'm so serious.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
So we're gonna wrap this up. Please leave us talkbacks.
We will play them on the show. And these were
all really nice. So if you have something not as
nice to say, we welcome that too. Death threads, I mean, like,
be easy, I don't really need that. X. Let me
have to confine you. I have to tell the threat assessment,
you know whatever. Hello Diamond, If people want to find
you online, where can they do that?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
At Diamond? Sincere on Instagram and I guess on threads.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce pretty much across all
platforms where I would be and exist, and you can
like follow, subscribe to our podcast, leave us a review,
follow the Instagram page if you can. At Sauce on
the side, we post a little clips and all kinds
of stuff there. We do check the messages want to
hear from you, and like I said, leave us a
talk back. If you don't know how to do that.
And you're listening on the iHeartRadio app right now, there's
(38:52):
a little microphone. You just push it and essentially leave
us a voicemail like all these other very nice people did.
And that's about that, Diamond. I see you holding in
a cough, Let it out.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
All right until next time I say bye bye.
Host
Medha Gandhi
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