July 1, 2026 • 37 mins
In this episode, Gandhi discovers that Diamond has rejoined something that could be exciting. We also find out about what traumatized her in college, what weird thing is back in fashion, and how one of our podcasts got Diamond blocked by a guy she liked.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hello, it's us on the side. I'm gone to hear
with Diamond and it's just us today. And you've already
said something off the air that I feel like we
need to address. Well, should I have an intervention with
you about your hair making you sick? Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, It's just a part of life at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'd never heard of that until you just said it. Wait, okay, yes, explain.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So you wet your hair and just go outside and
nothing happens to you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I mean it gets frizzy sometimes, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, no way, I can't go outside with wet hair
or or I get sick. What I get a headache
or my nose gets stuffy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hear your nose being a little bit suffy right now,
so I can't really fight it. But I also have
never heard that before, Like I heard him wintertime, you
don't want to go outside because you're gonna get you know,
you'll get sick. But then I also heard that wasn't true. Yeah,
but you are saying every time you get your hair
wet and then you pull it back without drying it,
you get sick.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
How many times does this happen in your life? What
happens all the time. Why do you keep doing it? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because I like the way my hair looks when it's
wet and pulled back.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It does look good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's just like whatever, if it's really hot outside and
I go out, then it doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But then if I go into.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
A cold area, so like if I have the ac
on in the car or something like that, does it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah? Wow? See I like when it's actually humid outside
going outside with my hair wet, because the curls turn
out the way I want them to turn out. Oh wow,
So I do it winter different story. I look like
a wet rat for quite a long time. Horrid. But
also there's so much to talk about because we haven't
done just us in a while. We had two episodes
with the boys from Watch What Crappens. Yes, we had
(01:44):
two episodes in Nick Cannon, We end Rip Michaels or No,
that was maybe just one really.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Long one and then too yeah Curtis shoot with Curtis.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know, no, because they were long. Because that's
why Andrew is getting on my ass about splitting him up.
I like saying that about him, making him sound like
a bully when he's like the nicest person ever. So
we haven't talked just us in quite some time, and
things have changed in your life slightly. I don't know
if you want to talk about it or not, but
I was saying, the World Cup is in town. This
(02:14):
is the best time for everybody to hop on the
apps if you want to meet a cute boy from
another country, or maybe even a soccer player who's just
looking for a little something mm hmm. And that's when
I found out that maybe you were back on the apps.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, but it's just as boring as it was the
last time I was on him. I it's just like, okay,
cool whatever. There are a lot of people in from
other areas.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do we love that?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, they're just as piss poor as the ones that
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't want to believe that. Don't tell me that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Exciting for two seconds and then you're like, okay, okay, great, amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think I told you this I had. I'm not
even gonna call her a friend because she's a creature
from the depths of Hell. I used to work with
this little creep who paid for tender Plus so that
she could go around the world in like different countries
and see where her Tinder pop the most, and then
she would plan vacations based on where she had the
most matches because all she was trying to do is
(03:14):
like get it in. Well.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See the thing about that now is that, first of all,
I know a lot of people who do that, Oh
my god. But the thing about it now is that,
like all of these apps have premium subscription fees and stuff,
so they want you to pay in order to have,
like I guess, the best experience. So like all these
(03:36):
apps are boring because the good stuff is behind the
pay line. Yeah, and it's just like, eh, it's not
how everything is anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's terrible. It's like weird, back to you know, my
being a conspiracy theorist, which is not even conspiracy anymore.
This is all just fact, all the stuff that's rolling out.
But they they and by they I mean like hundreds
of billionaires or whomever who own everything and are deciding
our lives for us. Don't want to own anything. Yeah,
nothing Like we used to just be able to purchase
(04:04):
Adobe audition yep. And then we had it and we
used it and that was it. An Adobe audition. If
you don't know what it is. It does photos, but
it also does audio. Actually I don't think audition does photos,
but whatever it does audio, we use it to edit
audio all the time. You used to just be able
to buy it out right and that was it, and
then you had it. Now you have to pay for
a subscription monthly. They change it all the time, They
(04:24):
upgrade little things, just like with your phone. You don't
really own your phone. You don't own music anymore. So
many people cannot afford a house you don't own that
you live in an apartment and you lease it. Like
it's crazy how it's working out right now. And when
all that happens, it's very easy for the government at
any moment to just come in and shut down everything
that you have, all of it back to you, Diamond.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, they need to shut down the apps they do.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In your dream world? How do you meet someone? I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And that's the thing that I'm dealing with now. I'm
just like because I feel like.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
If you're out and you're having a good time and
you're drinking with your girlfriends and some dude comes up
to you, that you'd probably be like, yeah, I am
with my girls, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It depends, okay, on the approach.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What's a good approach?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Just like somebody who's just friendly and it's trying to
have like a not like a good time, but.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like you know, like hey, how are you guys? Blah
blah blah, Hey how are you guys?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Or be funny but like I don't know, and also
be attractive. I can't tell someone to be attractive because
what is it attractive is subjective?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, but like.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I also have a really hard issue with the way
men present themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
In public these days. Tell me, I don't care about
their parents.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
They every guy wants to be pop smoke with these
god forsaken pop smoke braids, or they think that it's
cute to like have braids in it and take them
mount and like have that little curl in there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's horrible. It's discussed.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They want to feel pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Go get a fucking low cut, Caesar. I'm sick of
this shit. I hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What do you think about men who get perms for
what they want curly hair? It is a phenomenon on
the amount of men, I would say, starting at like
sixteen up until however old once that Patrick mahomes like
poodle hair kind of became popular, you know what I mean,
where they call that thing a muppet done. They're like
(06:31):
mohawk with the curls. Everybody wanted it. And now I'll
go get my hair done. And I look next to
me and I'm like, there's a boy getting a perm.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, okay, yeah, or the opposite a texturizer.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yes, it's a lot. Okay, it's just a lot going
on in these streets.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You meet the man of your dreams, everything about him
is perfect, Yeah, but you find out he gets perms?
Is that a deal breaker in this economy?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Not? Do you mean in this dating economy or this
economy economy? Both?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Actually? But no.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
If I know someone who got duped like this, they
didn't find out for years.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Like somebody I know was dating a person who
got a what did they call it back then? It
wasn't a texturizer. It wasn't a perm, They called it
something else. But it was basically a texturizer to like
soften his curl pattern or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And which I found out a lot of guys in
the early two thousands were doing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Stop, I gotta look this up.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, it wasn't until they were a few years in.
Oh my god, I have a child that that she
found out that that wasn't his actual curl pattern and stuff,
and it was just like, okay, well here we are.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Was she mad or did she laugh at it? I
think she laughed. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I was young, but I knew that this was a
thing that happened, so it was a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But it was like this, So you like hair fished her? Yes,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And hairfishing is worse than like hat fishing, right, yeah,
because like you got to take the hat off eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But like you would think, especially if you're gonna have
a child with this person. I know, people look at genetics,
right and they're like, ooh, it would have pretty hair,
and then you find out no, in fact, I've been
duped now to be fair. Women hairfish constantly. Yes, I
mean I blow dry my hair. This shit is curly
as hell, like I too. If you ran into me,
But I would also just close quickly, and also as
(08:29):
soon as there was a drop of heat or humidity,
you would see what happens. I can't really hide it
too well. But like extensions, man, those things are crazy.
One of my guy friends was like, I am afraid
to date women anymore because what I see when I'm
out versus what appears in the morning, it's like night
and day. He said. If you have independent body parts,
I'm not with it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What's an independent body part?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Like everyone wearing like the chicken cutlets in their booths padding,
whether it's to make your ass bigger or your hips bigger,
or suck you in places. I used to do that,
I will still do that. What do you mean if
I have something that is clinging to my body? I
mean not like these obviously you can tell, but like
you know, a dress, she's gonna add some curves, for sure.
(09:12):
It was my thing. All my friends knew it. And
why not are you wearing that booty pop? I'm like
shra am, he said. He went into the bathroom and
she had taken off her wig. Apparently she had a
wig on and it was hanging in the bathroom and
he almost had a heart attack because he walked in
and he thought there was a human. Oh god, he said,
it's just you know, there's a lot fake eyelashes that
just pop off. DoD do that too, Yeah, same as.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
These guys are hypocrites because like, these are the same guy.
Not talking about like your friend, but talk about him.
They put inches in their shoes they like you know,
they they they had fish. Then now we're painting on hairlines.
Like whatever everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is we blame.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
We have to blame social media. But like everybody is
like trying to when they go out, trying to make
themselves look more. I don't want to use the term presentable.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But like desirable and desirable, yeah, are like more attractive.
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Everybody's doing it. I've seen some of the prettiest people
like bare face, no makeup, gorgeous people using face tune
on their photos and it's just like it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Like why face should stop you, like you're pretty stop it?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but like yolo, it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is the world we live in now. I think
you also have to be careful with that because too
much and then people meet you and they're disappointed. Yeah,
you don't want that to happen. The cameras here make
me look so hideous. Regardless of what they like to say.
We know it's true because when I meet people in person,
they're like, wow, you look so bad on camera.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Up.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I appreciate it because I'm like, wait, sor are you
saying I look better in person? I'll take that. You
want to sort of set the bar low and then
out kick it. But man, when I see the camera,
I'm like, who here hates me?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, but everybody, you can't say things like that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You can't. Well, did the camera makes you look terrible?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes? I find god well, thank you. I appreciate it,
but also piped down their too. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Danielle. The first time someone said it, she was like,
what the fuck? Well they just said that to you.
I was like, I will take it. No, I'll take
it anytime. But you know what else it taught me,
I can never be on TV ever. It will never happen.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I learned my lesson with that years ago. I can't
read the prompter to save my life. I was stuttering, oh,
go on, it was horrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What were you learning a prompter? Barran TV.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was like Saint John's TV Center.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
We did like a show you do, like a newscast
every week, cool and it was auditions. I was working
behind the scenes and they were like pushing me to
go in front of the camera, and I was like,
I don't want to and then we did it and
I was like.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
See what I said, I didn't want it was horrible. No,
it was the audition though. Oh I just said that.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Everyone in the like in the control room, everybody saw it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And I was like, that video was somewhere. That video
is some how long ago. Is this twenty twelve, maybe
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm gonna get the footage.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I'm sure somebody that has like that was around hates
me over there, so I'm pretty sure they held onto it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Whatever I do, I really care.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Damn it. What you not caring makes me not want
to get the footage And that's how it works. Whatever.
That's amazing. I wrote down things that I wanted to
talk about today, and I wrote down I mean to
put them into a note because I thought there were
some stupid, hilarious things that have not been addressed that
we need to address.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No, no, don't be nervous, because I feel like you'll
probably be on the same same page with all of
these and they're not really about us. It's just like, hey,
what's happening in the world, Hunter Biden. Hopping on social
media has been my favorite development of the last like
three months.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's the best thing that's happened to Twitter, specifically since
the end of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, so like it's been a dark times year.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And a half. This is the best thing on the planet.
I love that. He's like when they're like, oh you
you crack or something like that, they're like, he had
a crackpipe. He's like, actually, a crackpipe looks like this.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Love it. My favorite was when they accused him of
leaving the coke at the White House. He's like, I
would never leave my drugs. Please God to love it.
He's trolling the trolls, and I think that's like kind
of the only way that you can win social media.
But if you're not following Hunter Biden, by all means
follow him. And we are living in a time that
it's crazy to say this, but I do believe because
(13:28):
of how much people are loving this and following it,
and he is in a political family, there's a shot
he could get some sort of political office.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Say right, and you know what, it might vote for him.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Nothing matters anymore. And again we have to have to
say this about our man Curtis Leewa, who was on
We like him as a person. Yeah, we're not voting
for him. Okay, No, everyone's stopping so angry about it.
Can I tell you yes please?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, So we talked about this, just the two of us.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, but I realized that I had a crush on
a guy, okay, after he stopped watching My Stories. Right,
it was just like an epiphany, like, oh shit, maybe
I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Whatever, I think he stopped watching My Stories after the
Curtis Curtis.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Did us and Curtis Cockplow too. Oh my god, I
have to write this note hold on Curtis Cock blocked Diamond.
Are you gonna ask him about it? No?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Because I'm not supposed to realize that he stopped watching.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is a tough one, Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'm like, oh my god, I was thinking about it.
What could have happened whatever?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
But it was around the time that that episode came out.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Wow, so you're gonna I wonder how many people that's
happened to with him over the years.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I don't know, but I want I'm okay with losing
a few people to be entertained by Curtis all the time, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The man's hilarious. He's entertaining because it doesn't shut off
like you. If you think that he turned it on
for microphones, he infected. Not he is like that all
the time. He operates like that. He doesn't care. He's hilarious.
You will be hearing more of him in the future.
But as a human being, he is a decent human being.
(15:15):
So you know, people, and this is the other thing
we were been kind of talking about this a lot
off the air. There's this whole notion now of in
order to be liked and respected right now, you have
had to have led a perfect, pristine life where you
never did anything wrong. Ever. I challenge anybody to find
a person who is like that, even Mother Teresa. If
(15:36):
you look into Mother Teresa, there's some really dark shit
that happened, Gandhi. There are a lot of dark accusations
there any one of us. When we were fifteen twenty
years old, you were still forming your frontal lobe and
still figuring out the world who you are, how you
fit into it. And now like we're seeing this on
your shows. Specifically, I think it's happening a lot with
(15:57):
like Love Island or Summer House, somebody's tweet from when
they were fifteen years old, or a video that they
posted when they were fifteen years old, is now getting
them canceled from doing something when they're thirty, twenty five,
or thirty.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's crazy, it's insane. Ah, But not for Love Island?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay? Why not for Love Island?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Because I think that this, this should be a lesson
to younger kids like.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
There are consequences to your actions. Specifically with this younger generation,
I feel like they need to learn a little.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Like people don't give.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Spankings anymore, there are no there are no consequences. So
you take away the thing that they want the most,
and that thing. Yeah yeah, So like I think that
that specifically, like let that be a lesson.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, but what about when things change over time and
something that was once accepted is no longer accepted. So
say you're thirty years old, fifteen years ago you post
a video because this is pretty much what happened. I
don't know if she's thirty. I think she's younger than that.
But the girl has a video of her rapping along
to a song that has the Enbom in it, and
she is singing along. I'm sure in her head it
was harmless. She wasn't thinking about like, oh my God,
(17:03):
you shouldn't do that because I'm buying the CD, I'm
going to the show they're marketing to me, So here
I am, and now she can't do anything for the
rest of her life.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I think that the difference between Yeah, but the difference
between so now there are in this season specifically, there
are now.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Two people who have done this.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
One we're waiting to find out if she's going to
be pulled from the show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Do you think she should be?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Uh, just because they set the precedent, yes, okay, But
I think the difference between people our age and like
millennials and now this gen Z and now Jen what
is this self?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Because gen Z is almost thirty now, so this is
completely different.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
When you look at how old they are now versus
how old they were when they made these videos.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
These videos were made.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Around twenty twenty and uph so there is to me,
there's no excuse anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, like you know they were.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
So you did it in a twenty acceptable.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And so, like you know, I think anything past twenty
twenty June of twenty twenty, specifically, we should look at
it more seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's an interesting thing how that works out because we
do give a lot of older people passes because we're like,
well they're older, they don't know they But are we
doing the same for younger people. I don't know, because yes,
maybe they were fifteen years old and it's twenty twenty
and you should know better. But when you're fifteen, what
were you like when you're fifteen? I was a menace
to the same minus.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But also the public wasn't telling me that I shouldn't
be saying certain words.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
The public was also still saying those that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
So it's like that specifically is my thing that like,
we're talking about something that happened like two years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I told you one of the craziest things I ever
saw was the crowd at a Drake show. I was baffled.
I was one, like the oldest person there and the
darkest person there, every single person. It was like a
concert specifically catered to like sixteen to eighteen year old girls.
That was it. And what was funny about that is
(19:11):
I went with one of my friends and both of
our boyfriends politely declined to come. They were like, uh no,
and I was kind of like why and both of
them were like, that's girl shit. Get out of here.
I was like, what drop yeah, girls, I'm not going
to drake. And then we get there and it's just
like a sea of blonde women, I should say blonde girls.
And we were like, oh my god, singing along yeah
to all of his songs yea dropping the end bomb
(19:33):
and both of us were just sitting there like clutching
our pearls, like do they know? Should we tell them? Nope,
just leave it alone.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
What happened to me at a Chris Brown concert? I
almost got into a fight over it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh, because the girl was making a video and I
was in the background of the video.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Do you knock down?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And at this point I have to do.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Something because you have footage of me being okay with this,
like oh no, babe, no, no, no, no, that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Would have probably gone viral. You just shaking your head
in the background with that, like cut it. No.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I tried, and she didn't. She wasn't paying attention to
me in the background. I'm like, somebody's gonna see that.
She got a stand up girl.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm so thankful all the time that I did not
grow up with social media being what it is now.
We had it. We it was like the early stages
there were blog pages talking about the soccer team and
how slutty we were or whatever. Also not untrue. Stop it.
That was like I think, I'm trying to think. I
was gonna say the girls soccer team were the only
(20:32):
mostly hetero girls in the athletic division at that time.
Basketball girls were all into each other. Nobody cared the
lacrosse and them, but the soccer girl. We had fun.
We had a good time and it was documented, so
that was fun. I remember like those like lists that
would come out. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I know a guy who a list came out and
his girlfriend was on the life list.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He went to like.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
The what was the list? It was like a list
of whorors basically Okay, he went to and it was
anonymous and like literally they had no clue who it
was who wrote the list.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't remember how it got out.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
He went to the front desk, I don't know, secretary's office,
uh huh, while she was doing the morning announcements, took
the fucking mic or like went to the mic and
was like he.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Like did something over the PA system.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That like he was mad at her. No, he just
went off and made it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You wrote that list, you need to meet me outside, Like, no,
that's not how this is gonna work. You literally said
that you wanted to fight, So now public safety or
school safety is gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Escore you home. You are not fighting anyone but her buddy.
You stood up for her valor.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's still so fucked up. How easy it is for
people to just judge someone because someone else called him
a sea and it only works one way. And you
can't call a man a slut and anybody actually care
about it. People are like, oh, he's a slut that
SMOs to go to up my Like no, no, but okay,
But like you call a woman a slut and it's
just like, oh girl, what did she did she do?
(22:15):
And meanwhile, like when I say this soccer team was slutty,
we were like seventeen eighteen years old. People were just kissing,
Like really, how fat old? Not everybody like how bad
could it be? And how actually slutty could you be?
I mean things happened, you know, but like whatever, who cares?
That's what really annoyed me about the roast of Kevin Hart.
Did you watch it?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You didn't miss much. There was some stuff that was
really funny, but also it went on for like three
some hours. Enough please please the women. They all just
came at the women with the same boring stuff. Like
the men, they diversified and there was all kinds of
stuff to make fun of them about. But the women
it was like, you're old and you're slutty, or you're
fat and you're sludy, like whatever it was. That was it, old, fat, sluty,
(22:56):
that's it. Those were the only things that they really
went for with the women. And I was like, you
could do so much better than this. I expected more,
but I expected it from men.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We don't try anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Society, we really don't go it's me why we're complaining.
People are trying too hard about how they look when
they go out, like we're goldie rocks.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Never mind you no, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
We don't try enough. I don't. I agree, we don't,
but you know what, one day, we'll try. When it's done.
It's like limping. People can't even walk anymore because now
there are toilets that come to you instead of you.
Why why would that ever happen? Yeah, there's a toilet
now that will roll to you so you can use
the bathroom, and of course they're trying to say that
(23:38):
they're marketing it to people who have some disabilities and
it's hard for them to be mobile and move around.
You know what that's gonna turn to. It's gonna be
disgusting idiocracy. Have you watched it yet?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh my god, done show. It's a movie. It came
out and like the early two thousands everybody's saying, In fact,
was a documentary. If you go back and watch it,
the premise of it is this guy in whatever year
is somehow he's like falls asleepers put in a coma,
and he wakes up five hundred years later, and he
when he existed was just your normal, average whatever dude.
(24:12):
But five hundred years later, the country has gotten so
stupid that he is a genius. Like little things like
looking both ways before you cross the street. They're like,
oh my god, this guy is amazing. Watch that, Or
like he uses an umbrella when it's raining, and they're like,
oh my god, this is crazy. Because what happened was
all of the people who were really smart and successful
stopped having kids until they got too old to have kids,
(24:34):
and then they couldn't have kids anymore. Which is what's happening. Literally,
and all of the idiots who were just like I
can take care of eight kids, no problem, use that
accent for a reason. They had like eight kids. And
that's what took over the world. Was this just like
pile of genetic stupidness. It's a funny, very sad now movie,
(24:55):
but it's like, oh my god, you should watch it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm terrified. But it seems like something i'd be like
glued to my TV.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Or yeah, well, especially now, because you're gonna be like, wow,
that's really unfortunate that that did not take five hundred years,
you know, it took social media. I think I'm a.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Part of the problem. Why because I have this obsession with.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Just you know, to say something ridiculous, you know, those
like day in the Life of a single mom of
eight kids. I'm obsessed with those videos and like watching
them clean their homes and stuff like that, like I'm
giving them a platform.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I haven't seen those, so now I'm afraid obviously it's
gonna populate onto my phone now that we have talked
about it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh, one woman, is she able to keep a.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Clean house with eight kids? No, it's a mess.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So she like does it every day and then till
things like when she mops and she has to sweep
behind stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm like, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I'm a clutter person, Like I have a lot of
clutter around me. But to see something so like dirty,
like the crumbs that you're cleaning up, like I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Dirty is different than mess. There's a very big difference.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
So like I'm like, kids are disgusting. And then the
nerve of you to have like four kids already and
you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's a lot, right, right, Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Three more? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
But it is. I mean, they'll get me started on that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's looking for apartments and I'm like, well, what can
you Also, who's gonna let that many people in?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well there are some places, oh my and oh god,
I mean wow, that's your guilty pleasure. And yeah, so
I'm platforming these people unfortunately, but it's it's something.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Do you know what I watched that I'm sad I'm
platforming it. We've talked about this before. Yeah, men doing
get ready with me videos? Like I know that's not
even where you live. There's not one piece of identifying anything.
There's not one picture on the wall, not on the
nothing you're getting ready with like ice cold, heavy on
water to dunk your facing God, like please, I'm so
(27:02):
disgusted by it. Yeah, but I watch because every now
and then there's like a cute guy and I'm like,
let's check this douchebag out. And I judge the whole
time while I'm not doing any of those things for myself.
I just don't believe it. And I also this is
very hypocritical, which we've talked about before. A woman doing
something like that, I'm like, Okay, look at her. Give
a girl a man doing it. I'm like, gay, Yeah,
(27:23):
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You dweb little torp?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
My friend wasn't down over the weekend. One of my
best friends in the whole world. Shout out to Kyle.
I love him. He is gay and we were talking
about things and I almost went to say gay, and
I paused and he goes, oh, no, go ahead, it's back.
It's back. He said, shit is gayer than ever. It
is back. I was like, yes, not, Kyle gave me no, no,
(27:48):
it's back. You know what else is back? But I
don't know if you saw the video. I think I
might have sent it to you. They're saying the bush
is back and it's been back. What is this the
bush down below? Yeah, people have been talking about this
and they're saying it's political. So now I feel like, okay,
I have to go grow a bush.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No no, no, no, no, let it go. This is
I am okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
This girl was like, the bush is back, the bush
is political because and she went into these reasons how
it's like resistance against the patriarchy, because not having one
is just being like a little girl in juvenile and
catering to the gaze of pedophiles, whereas having a bush
grown woman. Shit, that's what she said. And I was like, oh,
I still don't like it. No, it's all right. We
(28:38):
just disclose a lot about ourselves here.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, you know, to each their own, but it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
How do you feel about the male bush?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It doesn't like I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I do I tame it? Yeah? Please, there has.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
To be I don't like the whole like none at all.
Thing man be a man kidding.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Me, Like manicured is a good word, Okay, like you know, landscaping, Yeah,
but don't like we need to find the gray area
right in the middle. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It just made me start thinking about which guys on
the show I believe have a full bush. But I'm
not gonna say it because last time we had even
kind of a conversation about anything like that, someone said
I was rude and should be a sexual harasser and
go to HR remember, just because I said I made
people kiss and videos. So if I guess who has
a bush on the show, someone's gonna go up in arms.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
We should No, I don't want to know that.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Actually I know it in my head. I know it.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I think I know.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It, and that is horrifying to think of. Nope, full bush. Nope, No,
I feel like out of control, insane. I can't even
That's why I've believed it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You're gonna make me throll.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Up, I swiss because you're you know, I'm right, Yep,
you're still thinking.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
For some reason, there's a smell attached God, and I
will never be the same after this conversation.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I have to let you know.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But it's the fact that I'm thinking of other people too,
and I want to be clear that this isn't a
like a I'm thinking of like a whoa.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, of course not. I'm thinking of it in a
disgusting way. It's like a whoa, because he's not the
only one. No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go
any farther than that. I've said enough and I believed
it for a reason. But yeah, it will be an
experiment one day. I think we're all close enough. And
by the way, I wouldn't be offended if somebody asked me.
(30:51):
I'd be like, okay, whatever, here's the vote, even though
we just put it all out there so it doesn't matter.
I was playing a game on one of the shows
I You to be on and they called my boyfriend
at the time and they were asking him. It was like,
how well do you know each other or whatever, and
they asked the grass on the playing field question. He
was irates, really so mad. He was like, I'm not
(31:13):
answering that. That's ridiculous. I'm not putting that information out
on the air. Like he was so nice and respectful
about things, and I was like, oh, I'll answer. Of course,
ended up causing a fight later, so should have taken
that cue?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, you should have, but also why not answer it?
Oh well, actually being respectful is nice.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It is. I think there's something that happens, which I
know we have also talked about this before. There are
certain things that go along with our job that are
different than like the everyday way that you operate. Yeah,
and stuff like that, or saying somebody's hot or whatever.
I just think it's kind of par for the course.
It's like the territory. It goes with the territory around here.
(31:53):
Those things are going to be said, that stuff's going
to happen, and it's really not that big of a
deal at the end of the day. But it's really
hard to convince significant others of that same because then
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It could get it could turn into a big.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Deal when I date Roman reigns. Sure, all right, when
do you think it could turn into a big deal when.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Someone else brings it up.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
In a moment that is like where you're not expecting it,
or like someone out could.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Bring it up and like weirdo, Like what are you bringing.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That up for? You're trying to start a fight? Yeah, yeah,
so it could turn serious real quick. I think so fine,
But also sometimes you just want to be entertaining.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I mean, it's just life. You have these conversations. It's
just the fact that we have these conversations that we
would normally have with each other with microphones in front
of our faces, and everybody hears it. And I think
that's more of the like, man, I can't believe. I
can't believe you'd say it. So what else is on
my list?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Here?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The bush is back? We talked about it, Hunter Biden. Okay,
my last question to you, uh oh this is this
is a stupid one. I might have already asked you this.
So my friends Dina and Anthony they call me the
other day because Anthony was like, oh my god, I'm
pretty sure the neighborhood is going to hell and I
need your opinion. I saw pigeons. I said, what, I've
(33:13):
never seen pigeons in my neighborhood before, and I'm pretty
sure that pigeons only show up in bad areas. I
saw pigeons. Is it going to hell? And then I
thought about it for a moment and I called Elvis.
I was like, hey, you got pigeons. He was like, uh,
I don't know. I don't think so why. I was like,
that's it. That's all I needed to know. What are
your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
As someone who has who spent her adolescence chasing pigeons.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yolo.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
But yeah, I don't think I'm trying to think you
don't see pigeons in suburban areas. I don't think, ah,
unless you're in the Tri state area, and by Tri
State area, I mean like very close to like the city,
like parts of Long Island. I've seen pigeons. Okay, I'm
(34:08):
pretty sure pigeons.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Have I can't even say.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
That what I'm sure that there are a lot of
pigeons in Staten Island.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What parts of talking about the bird kind, not the
people kind, but probably both, probably both.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't know what parts of Staten Island are are
considered suburbia, but yeah, don't go there. I'm sure New
Jersey has pigeons though.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
That's why I'm like, I think it's like it depends
on where we should ask Deanna.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I think it's a resource thing for the pigeons because
they are notoriously bad at making nests. Have you ever
seen a pigeon's nest? No, but I'm gonna show you
about it. They're terrible. It looks like they ate crack.
And we're like, I'm gonna make a nest out of
like a rubber zip tie, A rubber band and like
a trash bag. They're notoriously terrible at it. I think
(35:06):
more trash and things are available to them in cities,
and when you have more population in bigger cities, you're
gonna have more of that because it's more stuff for them.
There are definitely pigeons in Tribeca. You're not gonna call
Tribeca a shitty area. Those places are incredibly expensive. They
(35:27):
got pigeons out there, so I was like, I'm not
sure it's as much of like a socioeconomic thing as
much as it is they can get all their trash.
I don't know, but I have not seen pigeons in
really nice areas, so I don't know. I'm going to
show you this pigeon nest. They're so bad.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's on Long Island, but not that far out though.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I'm trying to think, look at how bad pigeons nests are.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Are those headphones? That is insane.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's just like whatever they find, they just tossed it
together and then they lay an egg and like that's it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Also, we need to talk about how bold pigeons have gotten.
They don't move.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They I used to chase them, Now they chase me.
Some of them. And I know you run.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I've run from pigeons because they get too low, they're
too like they're in your personal space.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Honestly, it gags me because like, hey, they're gross. When
did you become so bold to come stand right next
to me?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Because people feed them, People feed the pigeons. I see
pigeon fall out all over the place. I'm like, what
happened here? Oh, somebody was feeding the pigeons. My sister
when she the first time she came to New York
City and we were young. I mean I was probably
in like sixth grade, maybe she was in eighth grade. No, whatever,
it was a long time ago. There was a pigeon
(36:48):
eating vomit. No, and she was like, I hate here.
That is horrifying, probably nutritious. No. And on that note,
Diamond and if people want to find you online, how
can they do that?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
At diamond Sincia on Instagram and.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and threads
wherever else you can find me, if you can find me,
because yeah, your girl's still shadow Band probably for life,
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(37:27):
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Hello, it's us on the side. I'm gone to hear
with Diamond and it's just us today. And you've already
said something off the air that I feel like we
need to address. Well, should I have an intervention with
you about your hair making you sick? Ah?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
No, It's just a part of life at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'd never heard of that until you just said it. Wait, okay, yes, explain.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
So you wet your hair and just go outside and
nothing happens to you.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I mean it gets frizzy sometimes, but that's it.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Yeah, no way, I can't go outside with wet hair
or or I get sick. What I get a headache
or my nose gets stuffy.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I hear your nose being a little bit suffy right now,
so I can't really fight it. But I also have
never heard that before, Like I heard him wintertime, you
don't want to go outside because you're gonna get you know,
you'll get sick. But then I also heard that wasn't true. Yeah,
but you are saying every time you get your hair
wet and then you pull it back without drying it,
you get sick.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
How many times does this happen in your life? What
happens all the time. Why do you keep doing it? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because I like the way my hair looks when it's
wet and pulled back.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It does look good.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's just like whatever, if it's really hot outside and
I go out, then it doesn't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But then if I go into.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
A cold area, so like if I have the ac
on in the car or something like that, does it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah? Wow? See I like when it's actually humid outside
going outside with my hair wet, because the curls turn
out the way I want them to turn out. Oh wow,
So I do it winter different story. I look like
a wet rat for quite a long time. Horrid. But
also there's so much to talk about because we haven't
done just us in a while. We had two episodes
with the boys from Watch What Crappens. Yes, we had
(01:44):
two episodes in Nick Cannon, We end Rip Michaels or No,
that was maybe just one really.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Long one and then too yeah Curtis shoot with Curtis.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
I don't know, no, because they were long. Because that's
why Andrew is getting on my ass about splitting him up.
I like saying that about him, making him sound like
a bully when he's like the nicest person ever. So
we haven't talked just us in quite some time, and
things have changed in your life slightly. I don't know
if you want to talk about it or not, but
I was saying, the World Cup is in town. This
(02:14):
is the best time for everybody to hop on the
apps if you want to meet a cute boy from
another country, or maybe even a soccer player who's just
looking for a little something mm hmm. And that's when
I found out that maybe you were back on the apps.
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, but it's just as boring as it was the
last time I was on him. I it's just like, okay,
cool whatever. There are a lot of people in from
other areas.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Do we love that?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, they're just as piss poor as the ones that
I'm here.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't want to believe that. Don't tell me that.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Exciting for two seconds and then you're like, okay, okay, great, amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I think I told you this I had. I'm not
even gonna call her a friend because she's a creature
from the depths of Hell. I used to work with
this little creep who paid for tender Plus so that
she could go around the world in like different countries
and see where her Tinder pop the most, and then
she would plan vacations based on where she had the
most matches because all she was trying to do is
(03:14):
like get it in. Well.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
See the thing about that now is that, first of all,
I know a lot of people who do that, Oh
my god. But the thing about it now is that,
like all of these apps have premium subscription fees and stuff,
so they want you to pay in order to have,
like I guess, the best experience. So like all these
(03:36):
apps are boring because the good stuff is behind the
pay line. Yeah, and it's just like, eh, it's not
how everything is anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's terrible. It's like weird, back to you know, my
being a conspiracy theorist, which is not even conspiracy anymore.
This is all just fact, all the stuff that's rolling out.
But they they and by they I mean like hundreds
of billionaires or whomever who own everything and are deciding
our lives for us. Don't want to own anything. Yeah,
nothing Like we used to just be able to purchase
(04:04):
Adobe audition yep. And then we had it and we
used it and that was it. An Adobe audition. If
you don't know what it is. It does photos, but
it also does audio. Actually I don't think audition does photos,
but whatever it does audio, we use it to edit
audio all the time. You used to just be able
to buy it out right and that was it, and
then you had it. Now you have to pay for
a subscription monthly. They change it all the time, They
(04:24):
upgrade little things, just like with your phone. You don't
really own your phone. You don't own music anymore. So
many people cannot afford a house you don't own that
you live in an apartment and you lease it. Like
it's crazy how it's working out right now. And when
all that happens, it's very easy for the government at
any moment to just come in and shut down everything
that you have, all of it back to you, Diamond.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Well, they need to shut down the apps they do.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In your dream world? How do you meet someone? I
don't know?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And that's the thing that I'm dealing with now. I'm
just like because I feel like.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
If you're out and you're having a good time and
you're drinking with your girlfriends and some dude comes up
to you, that you'd probably be like, yeah, I am
with my girls, get out of here.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
It depends, okay, on the approach.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What's a good approach?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Just like somebody who's just friendly and it's trying to
have like a not like a good time, but.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Like you know, like hey, how are you guys? Blah
blah blah, Hey how are you guys?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Or be funny but like I don't know, and also
be attractive. I can't tell someone to be attractive because
what is it attractive is subjective?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yes, but like.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I also have a really hard issue with the way
men present themselves.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
In public these days. Tell me, I don't care about
their parents.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
They every guy wants to be pop smoke with these
god forsaken pop smoke braids, or they think that it's
cute to like have braids in it and take them
mount and like have that little curl in there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
It's horrible. It's discussed.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They want to feel pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Go get a fucking low cut, Caesar. I'm sick of
this shit. I hate it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
What do you think about men who get perms for
what they want curly hair? It is a phenomenon on
the amount of men, I would say, starting at like
sixteen up until however old once that Patrick mahomes like
poodle hair kind of became popular, you know what I mean,
where they call that thing a muppet done. They're like
(06:31):
mohawk with the curls. Everybody wanted it. And now I'll
go get my hair done. And I look next to
me and I'm like, there's a boy getting a perm.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Yeah, okay, yeah, or the opposite a texturizer.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yes, it's a lot. Okay, it's just a lot going
on in these streets.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You meet the man of your dreams, everything about him
is perfect, Yeah, but you find out he gets perms?
Is that a deal breaker in this economy?
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Not? Do you mean in this dating economy or this
economy economy? Both?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Actually? But no.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
If I know someone who got duped like this, they
didn't find out for years.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, Like somebody I know was dating a person who
got a what did they call it back then? It
wasn't a texturizer. It wasn't a perm, They called it
something else. But it was basically a texturizer to like
soften his curl pattern or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
And which I found out a lot of guys in
the early two thousands were doing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Stop, I gotta look this up.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Okay, it wasn't until they were a few years in.
Oh my god, I have a child that that she
found out that that wasn't his actual curl pattern and stuff,
and it was just like, okay, well here we are.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Was she mad or did she laugh at it? I
think she laughed. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I was young, but I knew that this was a
thing that happened, so it was a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
But it was like this, So you like hair fished her? Yes,
oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
And hairfishing is worse than like hat fishing, right, yeah,
because like you got to take the hat off eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
But like you would think, especially if you're gonna have
a child with this person. I know, people look at genetics,
right and they're like, ooh, it would have pretty hair,
and then you find out no, in fact, I've been
duped now to be fair. Women hairfish constantly. Yes, I
mean I blow dry my hair. This shit is curly
as hell, like I too. If you ran into me,
But I would also just close quickly, and also as
(08:29):
soon as there was a drop of heat or humidity,
you would see what happens. I can't really hide it
too well. But like extensions, man, those things are crazy.
One of my guy friends was like, I am afraid
to date women anymore because what I see when I'm
out versus what appears in the morning, it's like night
and day. He said. If you have independent body parts,
I'm not with it.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
What's an independent body part?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Like everyone wearing like the chicken cutlets in their booths padding,
whether it's to make your ass bigger or your hips bigger,
or suck you in places. I used to do that,
I will still do that. What do you mean if
I have something that is clinging to my body? I
mean not like these obviously you can tell, but like
you know, a dress, she's gonna add some curves, for sure.
(09:12):
It was my thing. All my friends knew it. And
why not are you wearing that booty pop? I'm like
shra am, he said. He went into the bathroom and
she had taken off her wig. Apparently she had a
wig on and it was hanging in the bathroom and
he almost had a heart attack because he walked in
and he thought there was a human. Oh god, he said,
it's just you know, there's a lot fake eyelashes that
just pop off. DoD do that too, Yeah, same as.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
These guys are hypocrites because like, these are the same guy.
Not talking about like your friend, but talk about him.
They put inches in their shoes they like you know,
they they they had fish. Then now we're painting on hairlines.
Like whatever everybody.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is we blame.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
We have to blame social media. But like everybody is
like trying to when they go out, trying to make
themselves look more. I don't want to use the term presentable.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
But like desirable and desirable, yeah, are like more attractive.
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Everybody's doing it. I've seen some of the prettiest people
like bare face, no makeup, gorgeous people using face tune
on their photos and it's just like it.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Like why face should stop you, like you're pretty stop it?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, but like yolo, it is what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
This is the world we live in now. I think
you also have to be careful with that because too
much and then people meet you and they're disappointed. Yeah,
you don't want that to happen. The cameras here make
me look so hideous. Regardless of what they like to say.
We know it's true because when I meet people in person,
they're like, wow, you look so bad on camera.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Up.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I appreciate it because I'm like, wait, sor are you
saying I look better in person? I'll take that. You
want to sort of set the bar low and then
out kick it. But man, when I see the camera,
I'm like, who here hates me?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No, but everybody, you can't say things like that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
You can't. Well, did the camera makes you look terrible?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yes? I find god well, thank you. I appreciate it,
but also piped down their too. Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Danielle. The first time someone said it, she was like,
what the fuck? Well they just said that to you.
I was like, I will take it. No, I'll take
it anytime. But you know what else it taught me,
I can never be on TV ever. It will never happen.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I learned my lesson with that years ago. I can't
read the prompter to save my life. I was stuttering, oh,
go on, it was horrifying.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What were you learning a prompter? Barran TV.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was like Saint John's TV Center.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
We did like a show you do, like a newscast
every week, cool and it was auditions. I was working
behind the scenes and they were like pushing me to
go in front of the camera, and I was like,
I don't want to and then we did it and
I was like.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
See what I said, I didn't want it was horrible. No,
it was the audition though. Oh I just said that.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Everyone in the like in the control room, everybody saw it.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
And I was like, that video was somewhere. That video
is some how long ago. Is this twenty twelve, maybe
twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm gonna get the footage.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
I'm sure somebody that has like that was around hates
me over there, so I'm pretty sure they held onto it.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Whatever I do, I really care.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Damn it. What you not caring makes me not want
to get the footage And that's how it works. Whatever.
That's amazing. I wrote down things that I wanted to
talk about today, and I wrote down I mean to
put them into a note because I thought there were
some stupid, hilarious things that have not been addressed that
we need to address.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No, no, don't be nervous, because I feel like you'll
probably be on the same same page with all of
these and they're not really about us. It's just like, hey,
what's happening in the world, Hunter Biden. Hopping on social
media has been my favorite development of the last like
three months.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's the best thing that's happened to Twitter, specifically since
the end of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Probably.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, so like it's been a dark times year.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
And a half. This is the best thing on the planet.
I love that. He's like when they're like, oh you
you crack or something like that, they're like, he had
a crackpipe. He's like, actually, a crackpipe looks like this.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Love it. My favorite was when they accused him of
leaving the coke at the White House. He's like, I
would never leave my drugs. Please God to love it.
He's trolling the trolls, and I think that's like kind
of the only way that you can win social media.
But if you're not following Hunter Biden, by all means
follow him. And we are living in a time that
it's crazy to say this, but I do believe because
(13:28):
of how much people are loving this and following it,
and he is in a political family, there's a shot
he could get some sort of political office.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Say right, and you know what, it might vote for him.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Nothing matters anymore. And again we have to have to
say this about our man Curtis Leewa, who was on
We like him as a person. Yeah, we're not voting
for him. Okay, No, everyone's stopping so angry about it.
Can I tell you yes please?
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay, So we talked about this, just the two of us.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, but I realized that I had a crush on
a guy, okay, after he stopped watching My Stories. Right,
it was just like an epiphany, like, oh shit, maybe
I thought.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Whatever, I think he stopped watching My Stories after the
Curtis Curtis.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Did us and Curtis Cockplow too. Oh my god, I
have to write this note hold on Curtis Cock blocked Diamond.
Are you gonna ask him about it? No?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Because I'm not supposed to realize that he stopped watching.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
This is a tough one, Like yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I'm like, oh my god, I was thinking about it.
What could have happened whatever?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
But it was around the time that that episode came out.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Wow, so you're gonna I wonder how many people that's
happened to with him over the years.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
I don't know, but I want I'm okay with losing
a few people to be entertained by Curtis all the time, Like.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
The man's hilarious. He's entertaining because it doesn't shut off
like you. If you think that he turned it on
for microphones, he infected. Not he is like that all
the time. He operates like that. He doesn't care. He's hilarious.
You will be hearing more of him in the future.
But as a human being, he is a decent human being.
(15:15):
So you know, people, and this is the other thing
we were been kind of talking about this a lot
off the air. There's this whole notion now of in
order to be liked and respected right now, you have
had to have led a perfect, pristine life where you
never did anything wrong. Ever. I challenge anybody to find
a person who is like that, even Mother Teresa. If
(15:36):
you look into Mother Teresa, there's some really dark shit
that happened, Gandhi. There are a lot of dark accusations
there any one of us. When we were fifteen twenty
years old, you were still forming your frontal lobe and
still figuring out the world who you are, how you
fit into it. And now like we're seeing this on
your shows. Specifically, I think it's happening a lot with
(15:57):
like Love Island or Summer House, somebody's tweet from when
they were fifteen years old, or a video that they
posted when they were fifteen years old, is now getting
them canceled from doing something when they're thirty, twenty five,
or thirty.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
That's crazy, it's insane. Ah, But not for Love Island?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay? Why not for Love Island?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Because I think that this, this should be a lesson
to younger kids like.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
You.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
There are consequences to your actions. Specifically with this younger generation,
I feel like they need to learn a little.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Like people don't give.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Spankings anymore, there are no there are no consequences. So
you take away the thing that they want the most,
and that thing. Yeah yeah, So like I think that
that specifically, like let that be a lesson.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, but what about when things change over time and
something that was once accepted is no longer accepted. So
say you're thirty years old, fifteen years ago you post
a video because this is pretty much what happened. I
don't know if she's thirty. I think she's younger than that.
But the girl has a video of her rapping along
to a song that has the Enbom in it, and
she is singing along. I'm sure in her head it
was harmless. She wasn't thinking about like, oh my God,
(17:03):
you shouldn't do that because I'm buying the CD, I'm
going to the show they're marketing to me, So here
I am, and now she can't do anything for the
rest of her life.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I think that the difference between Yeah, but the difference
between so now there are in this season specifically, there
are now.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Two people who have done this.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
That's right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
One we're waiting to find out if she's going to
be pulled from the show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Do you think she should be?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Uh, just because they set the precedent, yes, okay, But
I think the difference between people our age and like
millennials and now this gen Z and now Jen what
is this self?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Because gen Z is almost thirty now, so this is
completely different.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
When you look at how old they are now versus
how old they were when they made these videos.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
These videos were made.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Around twenty twenty and uph so there is to me,
there's no excuse anymore.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, like you know they were.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
So you did it in a twenty acceptable.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
And so, like you know, I think anything past twenty
twenty June of twenty twenty, specifically, we should look at
it more seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's an interesting thing how that works out because we
do give a lot of older people passes because we're like,
well they're older, they don't know they But are we
doing the same for younger people. I don't know, because yes,
maybe they were fifteen years old and it's twenty twenty
and you should know better. But when you're fifteen, what
were you like when you're fifteen? I was a menace
to the same minus.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
But also the public wasn't telling me that I shouldn't
be saying certain words.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
The public was also still saying those that's fair.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
So it's like that specifically is my thing that like,
we're talking about something that happened like two years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I told you one of the craziest things I ever
saw was the crowd at a Drake show. I was baffled.
I was one, like the oldest person there and the
darkest person there, every single person. It was like a
concert specifically catered to like sixteen to eighteen year old girls.
That was it. And what was funny about that is
(19:11):
I went with one of my friends and both of
our boyfriends politely declined to come. They were like, uh no,
and I was kind of like why and both of
them were like, that's girl shit. Get out of here.
I was like, what drop yeah, girls, I'm not going
to drake. And then we get there and it's just
like a sea of blonde women, I should say blonde girls.
And we were like, oh my god, singing along yeah
to all of his songs yea dropping the end bomb
(19:33):
and both of us were just sitting there like clutching
our pearls, like do they know? Should we tell them? Nope,
just leave it alone.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
What happened to me at a Chris Brown concert? I
almost got into a fight over it.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh, because the girl was making a video and I
was in the background of the video.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Do you knock down?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
And at this point I have to do.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Something because you have footage of me being okay with this,
like oh no, babe, no, no, no, no, that.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Would have probably gone viral. You just shaking your head
in the background with that, like cut it. No.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
No.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I tried, and she didn't. She wasn't paying attention to
me in the background. I'm like, somebody's gonna see that.
She got a stand up girl.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Man.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I'm so thankful all the time that I did not
grow up with social media being what it is now.
We had it. We it was like the early stages
there were blog pages talking about the soccer team and
how slutty we were or whatever. Also not untrue. Stop it.
That was like I think, I'm trying to think. I
was gonna say the girls soccer team were the only
(20:32):
mostly hetero girls in the athletic division at that time.
Basketball girls were all into each other. Nobody cared the
lacrosse and them, but the soccer girl. We had fun.
We had a good time and it was documented, so
that was fun. I remember like those like lists that
would come out. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I know a guy who a list came out and
his girlfriend was on the life list.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
He went to like.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
The what was the list? It was like a list
of whorors basically Okay, he went to and it was
anonymous and like literally they had no clue who it
was who wrote the list.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I don't remember how it got out.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
He went to the front desk, I don't know, secretary's office,
uh huh, while she was doing the morning announcements, took
the fucking mic or like went to the mic and
was like he.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Like did something over the PA system.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
That like he was mad at her. No, he just
went off and made it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You wrote that list, you need to meet me outside, Like, no,
that's not how this is gonna work. You literally said
that you wanted to fight, So now public safety or
school safety is gonna.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Escore you home. You are not fighting anyone but her buddy.
You stood up for her valor.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
It's still so fucked up. How easy it is for
people to just judge someone because someone else called him
a sea and it only works one way. And you
can't call a man a slut and anybody actually care
about it. People are like, oh, he's a slut that
SMOs to go to up my Like no, no, but okay,
But like you call a woman a slut and it's
just like, oh girl, what did she did she do?
(22:15):
And meanwhile, like when I say this soccer team was slutty,
we were like seventeen eighteen years old. People were just kissing,
Like really, how fat old? Not everybody like how bad
could it be? And how actually slutty could you be?
I mean things happened, you know, but like whatever, who cares?
That's what really annoyed me about the roast of Kevin Hart.
Did you watch it?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You didn't miss much. There was some stuff that was
really funny, but also it went on for like three
some hours. Enough please please the women. They all just
came at the women with the same boring stuff. Like
the men, they diversified and there was all kinds of
stuff to make fun of them about. But the women
it was like, you're old and you're slutty, or you're
fat and you're sludy, like whatever it was. That was it, old, fat, sluty,
(22:56):
that's it. Those were the only things that they really
went for with the women. And I was like, you
could do so much better than this. I expected more,
but I expected it from men.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We don't try anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Society, we really don't go it's me why we're complaining.
People are trying too hard about how they look when
they go out, like we're goldie rocks.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Never mind you no, go ahead.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
We don't try enough. I don't. I agree, we don't,
but you know what, one day, we'll try. When it's done.
It's like limping. People can't even walk anymore because now
there are toilets that come to you instead of you.
Why why would that ever happen? Yeah, there's a toilet
now that will roll to you so you can use
the bathroom, and of course they're trying to say that
(23:38):
they're marketing it to people who have some disabilities and
it's hard for them to be mobile and move around.
You know what that's gonna turn to. It's gonna be
disgusting idiocracy. Have you watched it yet?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh my god, done show. It's a movie. It came
out and like the early two thousands everybody's saying, In fact,
was a documentary. If you go back and watch it,
the premise of it is this guy in whatever year
is somehow he's like falls asleepers put in a coma,
and he wakes up five hundred years later, and he
when he existed was just your normal, average whatever dude.
(24:12):
But five hundred years later, the country has gotten so
stupid that he is a genius. Like little things like
looking both ways before you cross the street. They're like,
oh my god, this guy is amazing. Watch that, Or
like he uses an umbrella when it's raining, and they're like,
oh my god, this is crazy. Because what happened was
all of the people who were really smart and successful
stopped having kids until they got too old to have kids,
(24:34):
and then they couldn't have kids anymore. Which is what's happening. Literally,
and all of the idiots who were just like I
can take care of eight kids, no problem, use that
accent for a reason. They had like eight kids. And
that's what took over the world. Was this just like
pile of genetic stupidness. It's a funny, very sad now movie,
(24:55):
but it's like, oh my god, you should watch it.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
I'm terrified. But it seems like something i'd be like
glued to my TV.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Or yeah, well, especially now, because you're gonna be like, wow,
that's really unfortunate that that did not take five hundred years,
you know, it took social media. I think I'm a.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Part of the problem. Why because I have this obsession with.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Just you know, to say something ridiculous, you know, those
like day in the Life of a single mom of
eight kids. I'm obsessed with those videos and like watching
them clean their homes and stuff like that, like I'm
giving them a platform.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I haven't seen those, so now I'm afraid obviously it's
gonna populate onto my phone now that we have talked
about it.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Oh, one woman, is she able to keep a.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Clean house with eight kids? No, it's a mess.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
So she like does it every day and then till
things like when she mops and she has to sweep
behind stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm like, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
I'm a clutter person, Like I have a lot of
clutter around me. But to see something so like dirty,
like the crumbs that you're cleaning up, like I can't.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Dirty is different than mess. There's a very big difference.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
So like I'm like, kids are disgusting. And then the
nerve of you to have like four kids already and
you're by yourself.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
That's a lot, right, right, Why would you do that?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Three more? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
But it is. I mean, they'll get me started on that.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
He's looking for apartments and I'm like, well, what can
you Also, who's gonna let that many people in?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Well there are some places, oh my and oh god,
I mean wow, that's your guilty pleasure. And yeah, so
I'm platforming these people unfortunately, but it's it's something.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Do you know what I watched that I'm sad I'm
platforming it. We've talked about this before. Yeah, men doing
get ready with me videos? Like I know that's not
even where you live. There's not one piece of identifying anything.
There's not one picture on the wall, not on the
nothing you're getting ready with like ice cold, heavy on
water to dunk your facing God, like please, I'm so
(27:02):
disgusted by it. Yeah, but I watch because every now
and then there's like a cute guy and I'm like,
let's check this douchebag out. And I judge the whole
time while I'm not doing any of those things for myself.
I just don't believe it. And I also this is
very hypocritical, which we've talked about before. A woman doing
something like that, I'm like, Okay, look at her. Give
a girl a man doing it. I'm like, gay, Yeah,
(27:23):
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:24):
You dweb little torp?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
My friend wasn't down over the weekend. One of my
best friends in the whole world. Shout out to Kyle.
I love him. He is gay and we were talking
about things and I almost went to say gay, and
I paused and he goes, oh, no, go ahead, it's back.
It's back. He said, shit is gayer than ever. It
is back. I was like, yes, not, Kyle gave me no, no,
(27:48):
it's back. You know what else is back? But I
don't know if you saw the video. I think I
might have sent it to you. They're saying the bush
is back and it's been back. What is this the
bush down below? Yeah, people have been talking about this
and they're saying it's political. So now I feel like, okay,
I have to go grow a bush.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
No no, no, no, no, let it go. This is
I am okay.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
This girl was like, the bush is back, the bush
is political because and she went into these reasons how
it's like resistance against the patriarchy, because not having one
is just being like a little girl in juvenile and
catering to the gaze of pedophiles, whereas having a bush
grown woman. Shit, that's what she said. And I was like, oh,
I still don't like it. No, it's all right. We
(28:38):
just disclose a lot about ourselves here.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, you know, to each their own, but it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
How do you feel about the male bush?
Speaker 2 (28:51):
It doesn't like I don't really care.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
I do I tame it? Yeah? Please, there has.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
To be I don't like the whole like none at all.
Thing man be a man kidding.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Me, Like manicured is a good word, Okay, like you know, landscaping, Yeah,
but don't like we need to find the gray area
right in the middle. I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
It just made me start thinking about which guys on
the show I believe have a full bush. But I'm
not gonna say it because last time we had even
kind of a conversation about anything like that, someone said
I was rude and should be a sexual harasser and
go to HR remember, just because I said I made
people kiss and videos. So if I guess who has
a bush on the show, someone's gonna go up in arms.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
We should No, I don't want to know that.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Actually I know it in my head. I know it.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I think I know.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
It, and that is horrifying to think of. Nope, full bush. Nope, No,
I feel like out of control, insane. I can't even
That's why I've believed it.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
You're gonna make me throll.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Up, I swiss because you're you know, I'm right, Yep,
you're still thinking.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
For some reason, there's a smell attached God, and I
will never be the same after this conversation.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
I have to let you know.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
But it's the fact that I'm thinking of other people too,
and I want to be clear that this isn't a
like a I'm thinking of like a whoa.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
No, of course not. I'm thinking of it in a
disgusting way. It's like a whoa, because he's not the
only one. No, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go
any farther than that. I've said enough and I believed
it for a reason. But yeah, it will be an
experiment one day. I think we're all close enough. And
by the way, I wouldn't be offended if somebody asked me.
(30:51):
I'd be like, okay, whatever, here's the vote, even though
we just put it all out there so it doesn't matter.
I was playing a game on one of the shows
I You to be on and they called my boyfriend
at the time and they were asking him. It was like,
how well do you know each other or whatever, and
they asked the grass on the playing field question. He
was irates, really so mad. He was like, I'm not
(31:13):
answering that. That's ridiculous. I'm not putting that information out
on the air. Like he was so nice and respectful
about things, and I was like, oh, I'll answer. Of course,
ended up causing a fight later, so should have taken
that cue?
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, you should have, but also why not answer it?
Oh well, actually being respectful is nice.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
It is. I think there's something that happens, which I
know we have also talked about this before. There are
certain things that go along with our job that are
different than like the everyday way that you operate. Yeah,
and stuff like that, or saying somebody's hot or whatever.
I just think it's kind of par for the course.
It's like the territory. It goes with the territory around here.
(31:53):
Those things are going to be said, that stuff's going
to happen, and it's really not that big of a
deal at the end of the day. But it's really
hard to convince significant others of that same because then
I think.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
It could get it could turn into a big.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Deal when I date Roman reigns. Sure, all right, when
do you think it could turn into a big deal when.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Someone else brings it up.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
In a moment that is like where you're not expecting it,
or like someone out could.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Bring it up and like weirdo, Like what are you bringing.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
That up for? You're trying to start a fight? Yeah, yeah,
so it could turn serious real quick. I think so fine,
But also sometimes you just want to be entertaining.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
I mean, it's just life. You have these conversations. It's
just the fact that we have these conversations that we
would normally have with each other with microphones in front
of our faces, and everybody hears it. And I think
that's more of the like, man, I can't believe. I
can't believe you'd say it. So what else is on
my list?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Here?
Speaker 1 (32:48):
The bush is back? We talked about it, Hunter Biden. Okay,
my last question to you, uh oh this is this
is a stupid one. I might have already asked you this.
So my friends Dina and Anthony they call me the
other day because Anthony was like, oh my god, I'm
pretty sure the neighborhood is going to hell and I
need your opinion. I saw pigeons. I said, what, I've
(33:13):
never seen pigeons in my neighborhood before, and I'm pretty
sure that pigeons only show up in bad areas. I
saw pigeons. Is it going to hell? And then I
thought about it for a moment and I called Elvis.
I was like, hey, you got pigeons. He was like, uh,
I don't know. I don't think so why. I was like,
that's it. That's all I needed to know. What are
your thoughts.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
As someone who has who spent her adolescence chasing pigeons.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Yolo.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
But yeah, I don't think I'm trying to think you
don't see pigeons in suburban areas. I don't think, ah,
unless you're in the Tri state area, and by Tri
State area, I mean like very close to like the city,
like parts of Long Island. I've seen pigeons. Okay, I'm
(34:08):
pretty sure pigeons.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Have I can't even say.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
That what I'm sure that there are a lot of
pigeons in Staten Island.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
What parts of talking about the bird kind, not the
people kind, but probably both, probably both.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I don't know what parts of Staten Island are are
considered suburbia, but yeah, don't go there. I'm sure New
Jersey has pigeons though.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
That's why I'm like, I think it's like it depends
on where we should ask Deanna.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I think it's a resource thing for the pigeons because
they are notoriously bad at making nests. Have you ever
seen a pigeon's nest? No, but I'm gonna show you
about it. They're terrible. It looks like they ate crack.
And we're like, I'm gonna make a nest out of
like a rubber zip tie, A rubber band and like
a trash bag. They're notoriously terrible at it. I think
(35:06):
more trash and things are available to them in cities,
and when you have more population in bigger cities, you're
gonna have more of that because it's more stuff for them.
There are definitely pigeons in Tribeca. You're not gonna call
Tribeca a shitty area. Those places are incredibly expensive. They
(35:27):
got pigeons out there, so I was like, I'm not
sure it's as much of like a socioeconomic thing as
much as it is they can get all their trash.
I don't know, but I have not seen pigeons in
really nice areas, so I don't know. I'm going to
show you this pigeon nest. They're so bad.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
It's on Long Island, but not that far out though.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I'm trying to think, look at how bad pigeons nests are.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Are those headphones? That is insane.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
It's just like whatever they find, they just tossed it
together and then they lay an egg and like that's it.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Also, we need to talk about how bold pigeons have gotten.
They don't move.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
They I used to chase them, Now they chase me.
Some of them. And I know you run.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I've run from pigeons because they get too low, they're
too like they're in your personal space.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Honestly, it gags me because like, hey, they're gross. When
did you become so bold to come stand right next
to me?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Because people feed them, People feed the pigeons. I see
pigeon fall out all over the place. I'm like, what
happened here? Oh, somebody was feeding the pigeons. My sister
when she the first time she came to New York
City and we were young. I mean I was probably
in like sixth grade, maybe she was in eighth grade. No, whatever,
it was a long time ago. There was a pigeon
(36:48):
eating vomit. No, and she was like, I hate here.
That is horrifying, probably nutritious. No. And on that note,
Diamond and if people want to find you online, how
can they do that?
Speaker 2 (37:03):
At diamond Sincia on Instagram and.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
I am at Baby Hot Sauce on Instagram and threads
wherever else you can find me, if you can find me,
because yeah, your girl's still shadow Band probably for life,
and like follow, subscribe, we really appreciate it. Leave us
a talkback. We're gonna get to the talkbacks in the
next episode, because we've been talking about it for a
long time and I think it's about time we address them,
because I'm sure there are some doozies in there. Leave
(37:27):
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a good time. Until next time, Say bye, Diamond Bye.
Host
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