April 21, 2026 • 44 mins
In the Season 2 finale of “Shrink This!,” Lisa brings in her “nephew” Trevor to do what she claims she doesn’t care about—build a legacy—and immediately realizes she’s been lying to herself the whole time. With Nick and Celia in the mix, things spiral fast: from trying to impress a 14-year-old with Broadway shows and hotel mini bars, to questioning whether anyone will actually remember her when she’s gone. They get into generational differences (Gen Z vs. millennials vs. whatever Lisa is), social media addiction, FOMO, and whether younger people are more emotionally aware or just softer. Plus, listener questions on burnout, boundaries, and kids glued to their phones—because nothing says “family bonding” like scrolling through dinner.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Lisa Lampanelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
She is a meddling advice giving yana and know it all,
and her words come from her head, her heart, and
often out of her ass. This podcast should not be
misconstrued as therapy. I should be taking with a huge
grain of salt for entertainment purposes. Only these.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You need help, You're the problems. Come on, come down, lamb,
take a pill. I think you're insane.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Do what I said, dumb ass, listen to me. You
why why I do vote? Why are we here today?
Why Cilia still here? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
She's the only one we need. Really, man, you were
disposed up all? Are you super sad? As our last
episode of the second season.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I mean I need a little break from Celia. She's
been a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
She is she but she has Lucky Girl syndrome. Yes,
and LGS is also what she calls her YaST infections.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's true for Celia. I'm like girl, she's like yeah,
but she lies.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Actually I'm a truther.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't lie. She is.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I bet no.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
She was a Coachello.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, she was like partying justin Bieber's on laptop and
I play with my nipples.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
We're here today to close out the season in a
big way. Now you know what, Nick, I'm a liar.
I lie to myself. Remember that day I told you
I've never cheated on a boyfriend, and we figured out
I've cheated on everything else.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Shut up.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
Up.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm confinitely talking about legacy and how much I don't
care about legacy because in Hamilton it woke me up
to the line.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Who lives, who dies you? Who tells your story? You
have no control.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
So it's like, I just don't care about legacy. But
I realized I don't care about legacy as a comic
or an actor, as I am as a new producer
as well. It were so it seems like I don't
care about legacy as a professional, but I've transferred that
onto personal. So I have been trying for three days.
(02:31):
I've been in the city with my nephew in quotes Trevor,
and I realize I'm trying to build legacy through him
so that he remembers I was a big shot.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Really, I was like, I am such.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
A hypocrite because I'm like, no, I don't care about legacy.
If no one remembers me. It's fine. Oh yeah, but
the little motherfuckers who I pay for shit for better
remember me.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He better.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm sick and tired of being forgotten.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By the little guy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So we have to in studio my quote nephew, and
he's in quotes because not a real nephew by blood.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But I feel I do more for him than I
do for my nieces and nephews. So this is Trevor.
Say hi, Trevor. Okay, Now he has such a good personality, and.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I told him, don't be a stiff on this show.
Say a little something about yourself. Trevor, if that is your.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Real name, don't act nervous. Hey, listen, look at me.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
We're not even gonna put it on if it's bad.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, honestly, we would just cut out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And put Cilia's dumb face on you instead. So if
she can talk on camera with confidence with her advanced age,
I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like, No, you're quite young, Celia.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
You are.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's just your vagina that's old. So Trevor, talk right
into Mike leank forward and tell us a little bit
of yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
How old are.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You and when did you become acquainted with me? What
was what you call the best day of your life?
How long have we known each.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Other for a while now? Probably since like twenty eighteen
now right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
He used to come over my house in Fairfield when
I thought that I needed a big house with lots
of furnishings as it were lots of expensive gold bricks everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
On it was fun golden loa, and he used to
come over.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was so little, and you had your fat phase,
which I did not enjoy.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm so cold.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We're both in our skinny girl era. So Trevor, at
the week off from school, tell them what we did?
How did I cement.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
My legacy with you so far? What did we do?
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
We saw the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's the worst one, he insisted on that basic show.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
You waited for me in the comic store, which took
me forever, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Look at the things they remember. But isn't that nice?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I waited? Now we got.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
This little motherfucker is so is so horny?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't like it. But he's fourteen sitting Jasmine.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Right, and we were seeing Aladdin and I noticed this
during the curtain call that he was clapping for everybody
very enthusiasm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But she came out and he was.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like, whoat she did great?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah? Yeah, wait.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, but I tried to cement my legacy through Okay,
first of all, it's not a cheap ticket. Also, I
had d M the genie for Aladdin. Now he's pretty
famous already because it's on that show Scrubs, So I
was like, okay, he's probably not going to get back
to me. But I was trying to like weasele the
whole thing I do at intermissions where they'll see my
DM and they go girl, hang out after the show
(05:48):
and meet me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Three days later the guy gets back to me.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm like, thanks, man, cool, not enough time to impress
Trevor ditch my legacy for real solid. Do we stay
in a fancy hotel? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah yeah? Because to see his.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, little motherfucker thinks that mini bars are free.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Why would.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I mean, you're you're not wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And also his uncle Ron was so mad at him
because he eats them.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And then he's like, who do me? He's like, yeah,
I heard him tell.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
But as a rich bitch, I was like, don't worry, man.
When you're without Lisa, everything's freeze. That's right, that's what
we do.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'm trying to get how do I get on this thing?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
How do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
There's no hope for you too.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
He's still at the age where you could do things
for him, and he could actually grow into a person
who gets a ted talk. Maybe he becomes a positive
force in the universe and becomes like, when I'm long dead,
he's doing a talk at the u N on bringing
the world together. What the fuck are you two ever
gonna do? You're gonna big, be fat with tits and
(06:59):
I'm talking to Square Garden.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That got silent to watch Harry Styles. Yeah, I know
who said you're what? You're gonna be my third wife?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh god, you're gonna be the trophy wise.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Once you've given up after a few marriages, and then
we're both just like, let's just do this thing.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I already have a pact with someone else who my
best friend.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
A guy.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I love this, he said, you.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Thought, what?
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Really?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I really did know there's nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Bad about it, but like what.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
She's a much.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
I feel like I give the opposite of that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I don't think you give the exact opposite, But you
don't give lesbian no I'm more lesbian looking than you.
Also know she I see what he means.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He I think that.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Generation is a little more open minded. He probably thinks
you're just fluid and you're They them are possibly a
n it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
What about me?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Gives that off.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Stripe Charlie brown shirt?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Everybody shut up about there? Yeah big yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So anyway, and then this is also I'm trying to
cement my legacy.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
We go to see Bigfoot the musical.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And I'm like DM, the cast, they all come and
meet us, take pictures at least two of them, you know,
the two big stars of the show. So it's okay,
he's gonna remember me. He's gonna remember me. And this
is what I like, Nick, This is what I know,
my little hot button that shows me warning morning you
still care about being remembered. Whenever somebody dms me like
(09:00):
an actor and they go when I say, oh, you
were so funny, your timing was so great, and they're going, like,
coming from you, that's a huge compliment, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Those three words are like.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
My fucking in the old days. Remember I used to
love food so much, with the chocolate and that that's
my heroine is hearing the words coming from you like
it's because it elevates me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So I will.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Admit I do care about legacy a little too much.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And you know what, I cheated on every boyfriend too.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
All the things I've told myself about myself for bullshit,
except that I look more lesbian than Celia's. A minute
over there, she's licking a snatch on a wedding about it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, you're thinking about I'm thinking.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
About how do I give that look?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Charlie, brown shirt, nice shirt?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No it is You're cute.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
We know you like cock relax relax line. So does
Uncle Ron. Trevor likes Jasmine's tips.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So we found out old.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So when I die, which probably won't be for another
twenty five years, and you'll be waiting twenty five plus fourteen, Cilia,
Oh my lesbians don't do math. Well, what will you say?
What will you remember about Antley? So what's the best
thing about Antley? Because yesterday the guy from SNL Alex Moffatt,
(10:29):
who we met, who's an actor, said, Uh, your aunt
is what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
He said legend, But that's pushing it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He did you know your aunt's a legend? Remember that
he remembers it. One day and questions it. I gotta
let it go.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Maybe the kid won't care. Maybe all he'll remember is
that I said, you know what, if I could do
that for you, I'm happy. I can die happy now, Trevor,
what do you think about these generations? We apologize in advance.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're leaving a shitty world to you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Now, what do you what do you have to critique
about our generation? Because you're fourteen, you're what's considered alpha correct. Yeah, okay,
I'm considered sadly what's that?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Gen z Lesbie nails done.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
That's very non lesbianic, I know exactly, Like what.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Nick? What generation are you?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Millennial?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
So what generation do you think is best?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yours?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
His generation are ours? And what do you hate about
each of our generations?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
I mean, one thing I hate about my generation is
that we care so much about what others do with
their lives. It's like, oh, he's gay, he's she's trans,
that guy girl whatever, trans, like whatever.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
It's stupid because it's like, if they're not bothering you,
there's no point. Just leave it alone. No one's business.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
There you go, Yeah, I give that applause, and I'll
tell you why because.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
He's he's got a big gay.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Uncle and boy is that uncle guy will suck a
dick out of Wednesday, which isn't true because he hasn't
had a relationship with quite a while.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Pre you see a guy up sis Wizard of Oz,
you already know what they are.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That is true. And Uncle Ron watches every single day.
He falls asleep to it. Camera. Shut the fuck up.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, Butrever, you're right, this whole message that you just said,
who cares what anyone else is doing?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Nobody's grabbing your nutsack? Am I right?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You're right, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I usually, But.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What bothers you about the older people though?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Like not, I'm our generation that we're stupid, that we
passed down the shitty environment.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
What does it bothered you about us?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Nothing? Really?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
I mean sometimes I'm concerned for how confusing computers and
stuff are you guys?
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Come on, you know, really not know.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
How to select images? The delete them?
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Like, come on, hit the selection, hit the lead.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
In his defense, Rom was trying to delete like tons
of dick pictures.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's very difficult. He got very nervous.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
He said, I'll keep this one.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Speaking of pretty and Dick pics. Do you think Celia
has a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
As a non lesbian?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Do you do you think a penis is pretty? No,
me neither.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I'm not thinking pretty is the way to describe it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
What would you describe it as?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Penis?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Like literally just flush, like boy oh boy.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Maybe.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
I mean everyone is different, so I think it just depends.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
There are It's true. I've seen.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I'll be honest, I'll talk about this.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I figured you would has something to say about it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I have no shame. I've seen. I have some friends
who have some nice wieners. Do you esthetically pleasing? They're
just like I'm just like, oh wow, that's nice. Mine's
more of a workhorse, you know. It's like seeing a lot.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Up right now to visualize it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, but like a mock turtleneck on it.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Okay, to ignore that. I don't think that they're like,
I wouldn't say they're pretty. I think that there are
some that are more attractive than others.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Why are we talking about attractiveness all pis? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, he's getting triggered.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
He's getting a boner.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Harry Styles probably has a nice one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
For sure, Beautiful like hung in the loof Did.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You say a loof the loof the loof of?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
And well that too that this is this is very true.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
But wait, it's a fact that lesbians have trouble pronouncing
things correctly, so this is what's going on.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Also the fact that lesbians have short hair. Awhere and
we're matching Southward Diner.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Why we're doing it, Oh my god, since it's our
last episode of the season. There's this diner in Southwark,
Connecticut that literally is so good and they love us
so much that they let us, you know, just run rampant.
So we said to the owner, who's very needy, We're like, Tony,
give us t shirts. Were wearing them on the show,
(15:53):
and he was so happy. But Nick, I think he
gave me a used one because today it didn't smell
or anything. No, it had those like deodorant stained those
like white marks. Somebody had tried it on and it
said it was too small, but it fits me, so yeah,
(16:13):
So that's why we just said, we said, let's promote
the guy because he really he'll throw us a black
and white cookie, like if you give your free stuff,
you have to stay there late. So we're really nice
and Nick was gonna wear his backwards. So the big
logo came on, but it was.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
You're literally wearing I used to wear all the time.
Back in the day, I used to shave.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I had spiky hair.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
It was winter time and like shave and all this,
So would just shave here then just be out Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
And no one is wet. You like it?
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It has to, it's got it.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
You should have done what did you always wear a
shirt underneath?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I don't do that. I'm too he's tits need to breathe. Well,
you don't like a little chester. I know you like
fucking femboys like Harry Styles, that's true, and literally guys
wearing feather bow and he's hairless and you're like, you're disgusting.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
How can you speak on hairless? No?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, when I had hair it sucked. It wasn't that good. Okay,
I'm a hairless word counts.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Pretend you're doing good job, weak ass pitches Trevor if
you other than me, because we know I'm the boss.
If you had to fire someone off the show, who
would it be?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Charlie?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But it would be no sound and no cameras. Perfect
should be for a while. So anyway, So let's rein
it in.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Let's say this, Trevor, if you had one bit of
advice for the people out there, the old folks who
are gonna leave this earth.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
In the next few years, what can we do? What?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
What could we do differently to help the youth of
today be better people?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
There's not much you can do.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No, what will you?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
What's your generation gonna do?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I I can't. I don't know, really, I don't know
what to say about it. That I.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, what can we do?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Nick, We're just gonna save the world. Don't worry about it,
you guys, we got it. Yeah, I'm proud of my generation. Weirdly, Weirdly,
when I look at like my group of friends, everyone
in my age, I think about like our parents and
how they were as parents. Yeah, and then I look
at all my friends now as parents, I'm like, this
is a whole better, just better thing. And also back
(18:39):
in our day we didn't really have back in our day.
Back in our day, wedn't really have like he's talking about,
everyone's so concerned of who was what and whatever, and like,
don't get me wrong, I'm sure some things happened. Maybe
I was sheltered but like everyone I grew up with gay,
straight everyone just like it was pretty cool. Like there
was no like calling people the f for and shoving
them into a locker.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
We just like they did that to you.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah, well that's how I got hard. But like, I
don't know, I just felt like everyone's like we're in
the middle, Like we're like old enough to you know,
be mature for the most part now. But also like yeah,
and that's cool. Everyone's cool. Like I know, we're like
in the middle. We're not too like Vietnam, like Vietnam.
We're not too against it, and we're not like, you know,
(19:22):
just like Vietnam. I was trying to say, Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Wait, you did it wrong last week too. There it
is vehement. I was about to say Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, I thought this generation was against Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I'm just saying, like, we we see we're like I
think we're a good balance. I think we're in the middle.
And gen Z took all the pressure off of us
because they've been so fucking weird, so like now no
one blames millennials for anything anymore. It was us for
a while, and then they came along and there was like,
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I sort of appreciate being the last generation could afford
the house. Like sure, yeah, you guys got that Money's nice. Yeah,
money empire class people just buy you. I kind of
like that money.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Can buy your legacy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, because when I'm deep in the ground, Trevor's gonna
I'm gonna make sure and will I leave him a
couple hundred bucks? You get flowers for me every ants
Day or as we call it, cunts Day. And he
has to go buy law to get that money and
put flowers on that grave. And it's going to stay
right on them. Remember those Eminem's cockcepond and now you'll
(20:28):
and he's got to sprinkle M and m's on the grave.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Can you do this?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Absolutely, He's committing on tape.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Now we have questions, and now also we have answers.
By the way, did you know we didn't even say
what the podcast is? What's happening? This is shrink this
fine season two finale.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Everything's gone off the rails.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
We did this only because Trevor happens to be in
the city and he's here and I had to impress
him further so his dumb girlfriend can listen and I
don't mean that literally dumb, So don't worry Handley, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Fine, let's call And what's your mom's name? What's her
mom's name? What is that bad?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Oh, that's okay, missus Hadley's mom. Listen when Trevor comes
over and you're like, oh, it's okay if you sleep.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
On the couch, make sure he stays on the couch.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I can't have him be a mail over before it's time,
which is two more years. And Trevor admitted during the
break that he was only Josh and her and she
does not look like a lesbian. So Celia stopped mid
Spiral and was able to take sell her friends. That
is all well, and she does not look like a lesbian.
And I admitted to really liking the shirt. So we've
(21:38):
caught you up pretty much on everything and all the drama.
And Nick is here and has some letters from our listener.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Have some letters real quick. I'd like to say the
reason why Celia stopped mid Spirals because we helped her
so much.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I think you got this show.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
The show helps and change his lives for you. Can
I just say no, okay, no, no, I want to
hear I love.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You you are. I'm not.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
I just mean to me, not me.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
This is how we show.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
All three of you.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You mean okay, for you love the y'alls.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Second of all, we already talked about it, yes, a.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
And also second, I'm the one who just shared on
the air that you stopped mid spiral and I was
proud of you.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
So you know you always look at me stupid. No,
I said it on the.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Mic, you had the revelation, came off like everybody they
hate me, And this is what.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I actually secretly love her, and you know it. Can
I just say, are mine? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Are mine?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And I thine eating.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Headword?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Okay, go ahead, all right, go ahead, dear.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Lisa, what.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Please don't call myself?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
You know me too?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Dear at Southerners, there's such great.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Do you speak? This is a perfect Seguere Lisa, My
sixteen year old daughter spiraled last week. Then when she
didn't get invited to another girl sweet sixteen, they.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Call it down South, people gather, So.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
She didn't invite the sweet sixteen, and then she had
to watch it all unfold on inst That sucks. That's
the that's the part. The younger geration.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
She used to be like that, like you could go
to a prom and you wouldn't see pictures until like
the Monday. Yeah, you know, and super sad that now
you have to see it just come up as you're
sitting home in your twat.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, it's okay, going.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
The last part is, I do you think fomo is
worse today? Are just different? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I think it's amplified, that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think it's just.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
So sad to have it in your face, like because
you could be like, oh, just put it out of
your mind, and it's like you just can't be. If
you look at a phone, which kids are attached to
their phones, you are going to be constantly reminded. So
I think fomo was for everybody in every generation. Like
even when we were in our horse and buggies. Yeah
and we were my family and I were in our
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big h with Lewis and Clark when we were discovering
the West and we drove in to California with the horses.
Somebody was drawing a picture of that and they didn't
have to post it anywhere, like it was just like
there for your remembrance. So I think it's just sad
and amplified, and we'll always want to be places that
were not invited to also and also ps, remember the
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old days, Trevor, did you have birthday parties where you
had to invite everybody in the class?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
I no leave, So it was mostly just like I invited.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Ten friends of my choice and yeah, like that type thing.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You didn't feel ever weird to leave somebody out.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
No, not really.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
I mean like if they say something, then obviously I'll
like say something. I'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, that's
not my attention whatever, blah blah blah. But no, I
never really like worried about it because like, for example,
if they don't invite me to something, why should I
invite you?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That just makes me. Look, let's just.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Say fuck that guy. Did you say fuck that?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah? That guy?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, y'all, what do you think, nick.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
O'h fuck a guy?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh no, no, I agree because I again, my generation,
we like just I just missed like I was one
of the last people to get a Facebook, uh and
I was eighteen, so like we just missed all this stuff.
And they like Instagram didn't come along until I was
like twenty four or five. So like I couldn't fathom
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being in a younger generation because, like you know, back
in the day, if you asked a girl or a
guy out and they're like, oh, no, I'm busy, bla blah,
and then you just didn't really know what happened, or
maybe you heard a rumor in school. But like now
you could go to someone's story and see that they
bailed on you or that they're with these people. Oh
on Snapchat. I checked their it's too Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The checking the location.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I don't even understand that. Like one time I took
him to a again in my quest for legacy and
being remembered. I took him to a game that MESSI
played in for the against a Revolution the soccer guys
don't I know, sports jack guys playing And on the
way home, he's like, oh, look, my buddy's like in
the car around, I'm like, what, you know, where the
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people are? I don't want to know where anyone is
too much because it would hurt my feelings. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
So yeah, but we came from the days where you
had my nieces and nephews like the ones who are
in their thirties used to do the whole have to
invite the whole class or else they feel left out.
So I don't know what's better, what's worse.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean I remember trying to
think of birthday parties when I was a kid. Yeah,
I think I just do you just invited like close
people and that was it, Like no one got but
hurt or anything, not that you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Know of, Not that I know it, but I do
like that.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
He said, as the most emotionally intelligent person in this
room currently, that if someone says something to go it
wasn't my intention.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, you know, because if you do hurt their feelings inadvertently,
just admit it. We've done an episode on saying I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,
go look it up. It's episode twenty.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I think it's episode three. I don't even fucking care,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Next question? Next question, Lisa, What, I'm forty two? Over
the hill, bed Rose.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm forty two, and my younger co workers drive me insane.
They're constantly talking about boundaries, hurt out and mental health.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh, but also seem to call out of work for anything.
Am I old?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Or is this generation actually softer? I think old new Orleans.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh what are you all talking about? Greg?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
When I call into the home day pot, I don't
think that's for boundaries or burn I think they just no.
I think I am a little sick of weaponizing those
terms and overusing them. I remember the old days, we
just used to have grandparents who died six times so
you could get out of work. I remember my brother
(28:31):
used to be like, uh so Matt's not coming in today,
like when he was a sports editor up in like Connecticut.
I'm like, oh, I know, Matt, what happened? He goes
sixth grandmother? Like, you just got to keep track of
the grandparents, so we had to make up excuses. But
now I think the weaponizing the word boundaries, weaponizing the
word burnout. Burnout's a specific condition, it's not I'm like
(28:53):
a little tirn. It's Friday, I need like to slam
my laptop shot weekend start. Yeah, then I get the
Sunday scary, scary.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I have to go to work Monday, Monday, Monday.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
So it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
So what do you think, Nick, like with this all
these psychology terms?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Again, I think every new generation brings something good, Like
I think it's it's good that people are aware of
these things. Yeah, I think there's always an overcorrection because
there's like this so stuck with me. I saw something
years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Or did you say over erection? Wait? Am I right?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Why I've ever seeing this thing years ago? Every older
generation is gonna go you know what I mean, it
doesn't matter what time of the fucking century it's happening in. Like,
for example, there was I saw this thing. There was
like a Life magazine cover in like nineteen sixty eight
and it literally was like a hippie kid on the cover. Yeah,
(29:59):
and the caption or something. The title was like the
Lost Generation? How are they going to figure it out?
And it's like that was the that was my dad's
Like the boomers, they fucking crushed it. Houses were for
twelve dollars back then, Like they're fine. Yah, they all
have houses in Florida. They sold their businesses like they're good.
So it's I think every just older like. But that
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generation that was judging them was a generation that came
out of the Great Depression of World War Two. So
they saw kids having fun and smiling and liking music,
and they were like these assholes.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Right, right, like they're fine. It's fine, right, you know
what I mean? Look at you, mister history buff.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I love history.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Gosh, Celia if she wasn't a lesbian would be moist
right now, right right?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
So yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Anything at me?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I say, have her own podcast, and she could just
call it the Sad Sack Lucky whole Hour.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Because I'm telling you she crucks me off.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Lucky you always know what to say.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
No, I do love her.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
This is a screen shout of what women are going
to be like later in life.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
All right, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
That's what happens. Look, she has boundaries, burnt out and
what was the other one? Mental health, big tits?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yes, yes, yes, so I like I said, I'm glad
these things are more easily talked about and accessible and
there's more help. But you can't call in sick and
burnt out because of every little thing that happens.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You have to what you do.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You have to build capacity and resilience and figure out
how to show up anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Because somebody you possibly be.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
A mom or you care give an elderly relative like
your aunt Leaves, who isn't really related by blood, but
you really.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Like her, and you have to take care of her.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
So you have to build the resilience, not be like Hi,
I can't change your diaper. Have mental health, don't worry,
it's already paid for.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
And so I got the dependence. It's happening. It's good.
Next letter, all right? Another person in their forties disgusting.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
I hate it. I got two more years I could
say that, Lisa. I'm forty eight and recently gross. And
I recently went to dinner with my two kids that
are twenty three and twenty six years old. Okay, the
entire time they were on their phones, texting, scrolling, taking
pictures of the food, barely talking to me. At one
point I actually said, can you guys just be here
with me for one hour? And they got annoyed with
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me and told me I was being dramatic. Meanwhile, they're
always posting about being present. I love this help mental
health online. I left dinner feeling like I don't even
know how to connect with them anymore. Is this just
how things are now? Or am I right to be
bothered by it? Karen?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I love what you threw?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Trevor?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
How do you weigh in on this social media stuff.
I noticed yesterd at dinner. We did a very touristy
thing because he's never been to one of the Japanese
places where they make the food in front of you
and throw it at.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
You and stuff. So it's like, oh, let's just go
to like a.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Touristy benihana and they sit you at a table with
people you don't know. First of all, I'm fascinating. Why
do these other people not want to talk to me?
I don't know. I tried, But there were two battle
axes next to us from Albany with bad haircuts and
they're stupid, dumb tits not in the right kind of
bra which I know it's always because I'm like, girls,
hike them up. You're old, but you don't have to
(33:29):
look like you have tit sagging on the floor like
two sandbags.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Horrible. Yes, oh you know that they're from Cocksaki. It's
always my saki. Am I right, I've been there.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
And then on the other side of us were father
and son and they were quite cute and it was
the kid's how.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
We're old thirteenth birthday?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
So this was his thirteenth birthday celebration and him and
his father didn't look up from their phones ever, not
even when the guy threw the fucking shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Let me tell you, you're throwing a shrip in a pocket.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Get better pay heed and attention. I vehemently believe that
that's what you should do.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
So what did you think.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I didn't judge them for being on the phones. I
just wondered, why, how did you feel about that, Trevor.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I mean, I'm not going to judge them.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
I did think it was a little silly because I mean,
it's a kid's thirteenth birthday, big deal, becoming a teenager. Sure,
And I'm not just saying it's the dad who's both
of them. I'm just saying, like they're both just sitting
there on their phones. Didn't even really look up. They
looked up like maybe once or twice when we talked
to them, never started a conversation with us, Like they
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were just like so glued. And I mean, I'm not
judging it, but like kind of waste the time. If
you're gonna just stay on your phone and stay home.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Well, yeah, it's to come out.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, I pay one hundred of person. Yeah, cement in
the legacy with the person.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
No, and like platinum guys.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, maybe you should feel one of those bach No,
but like it felt to me like I wonder if
that's okay. I mean, I guess it's okay. Maybe can
you be truly connected if you're on your phones during
meals and all things? I don't think so, But I
don't know how this generation works. What do you think?
(35:14):
Do you think you can you have to connect off
the phones?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah, connecting like talking to others. I mean obviously, like
there's good things about social media, bad things about social media.
They have like like, for example, taking pictures of your food.
I don't see the big horm in that. It's just
showing people like what you're doing, want the memory whatever,
you go boom. But it's not one of those things
where you just again or like you're going to these places,
(35:41):
just stay on your phone.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Right, Well, I think you means stay off your phone.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, that's all right, I correct people, That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Remember that, And taking pictures of food is only harmful
in one way if poor people see it and they
get hungry. And to that, I say, hah, you're poor, right, Celia.
Don't just feel the same way.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Thank you for.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, Nick, Nick, You're I noticed Nick is on his
phone a little more lately, which makes me think he's
becoming a little more of like a social media whoreror
Are you building up your presence online?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Well, I kind of have to ye.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Again, my generation is in the middle of all. Like
the first something on a phone was I was Traver's
age and it was like phone, Yeah, it was a
next till it looked like a toy, like the numbers
are on the outside.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It Like, yeah, I know, that's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
So we went from that, like we started an Aol
messenger we were kids and we went to that, and
now we're at this. So it's like, yeah, I kinda
I mean, I have to put this thing away at work,
Like it's the It's very addicting and I don't like it.
And when I catch myself doing it, I'm like, what
are you? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Many I get entertained by TikTok. I think it's really fun,
for sure, but I think when I realize that I'm
like bored and just looking, I go, maybe I could
be doing something else.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Reading a book.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I'm not trying to be old fashioned, but real book
is nice.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
But I walk.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh no, well, now you've gone too far.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I have to a movement. I don't approof of this.
I I next question.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Outside is a game chamber for me, my mental health,
in my tits and my boundaries. You burn out, my burnout.
I get sunburn on my little head and your big head.
I had big heads to Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
All right, last one here, Yes, okay, listen lesbians. Yes,
I am no.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Hey, I just came out on the last episode of
season two. Dun dun don, it's going to be called yo.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
No, Shane's a doty.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Go ahead, all right, Dear Lisa, my sister will let
her fourteen year old daughter have social media.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh the two young ones, don't clap? Gave it a
slow golf clap. Okay, But my.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Best friend lets her ten year old have an Instagram account.
Who do you agree with? More? Thanks Patty.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I don't agree with the ten year old having a
social media account. That's too young. Because also you're looking
for approval constantly. It's better if we have to look
to approval to our classmates and what we're invited to
and like, what are your outfits look like? And all
that shit when you're ten, ten, that's fifth grade.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
But fourteen without social media? I wonder, Yeah, I mean, Trevor,
way did you get so like a Instagram?
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Well, I like I got different apps at a time,
Like it was kind of slow.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Like I had YouTube. That was always a thing I
had since I was like eight. Whatever, kids love it.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
And then I would say more the recent stuff I
got probably a couple of years ago. When I say recent,
like Snapchat and stuff. So probably around like twelve thirteen,
probably about I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
So will you so you don't think fourteen is too young?
Speaker 8 (39:14):
No, there it's nothing really bad on Snapchat, take talk.
I mean there is obviously, but like it's it's nothing
like fourteen year olds in this generation haven't seen herd
or done.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, and if you don't have those things, how are
you gonna send your dick picts?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Is the question?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Your great question?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah, all great questions that we've pondered, all great questions.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, Trevor, do you what do you use.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Social media mostly for? Like Instagram? I see a post
picture you have friends these little soccer dudes with the
six six great pictures from July, and you know what.
That always makes me think, Eh, when's mine gonna show up?
If you asked six great pictures from April, they're better
be at least six of me taking them too expensive shits,
(39:57):
because try standing in a motel six from now.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
No, but don't.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Is it mostly just to like connect on that level?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
No? I just use it to text my friends. Really,
I mean, and like I scroll on TikTok. That's a
big thing for me.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
What do you have your TikTok kind of trained.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
To show you.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
There's a lot of soccer like updates on players, games whatever,
a lot of edits of them. There's a lot of
like Marvel comics all that stuff, and then there's like
every now and then, like dumb memes and stuff of
like a YouTuber and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
My trained mind to only be fat people falling down
in funny ways. That to me is the best ship ever,
because dude, no, not the AI.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
I won't.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I won't deal with that.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah, it has to be real false it's crazy, but yeah,
but it's fake bothers me. I'm just like, it's not funny.
Then it's it's not even that creative anymore. I just
think it's so there's one of a guy fucking ice storm.
So there's ice on the porch and he you know,
these fat motherfuckings they have to try to carry all
(41:07):
of the groceries at the same time. So he has
two gallons of milk in each hand and one hand
and the bag of groceries, and you go, it's all
going down, dude, and both of them smash open, and
I'm like, you won't be drinking that milk ubs. I
just call him Chubs, And in my mind I send
that to all my friends and I enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Yeah, Lisa address that stalks him and kills them.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
You can't even tell what some of the AI stuff
is real or not?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Well you can't.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Well, I'm saying, well, like I've had like like my
uncle over there, that guy, oh that guy, Yeah, he
like have shown me. He's shown me like videos and
he's like and I'm like, dude, that's.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
A I Well, no, you said people can't tell the difference. Oh,
that's uncle Ron can't tell the difference. You know what
Ron actually thought that Trump turned into Jesus and a doctor.
That's really how dummy is why I should have custody.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
So we'll argue about custody later court. Yeah, exactly. Here's
the question.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Did y'all have fun today, Trevor on the podcast.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
I mean, you guys are lucky to have Sacrifice Minds afternoon.
It was a lot of fun. Thank you, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And Hadley's mom, We're sorry we don't know your first name.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll figure that out.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah, it's okay, but again, make them sleep on the couch.
I don't need this ship, Okay. I don't need no
team pregnancy at my age that I, as his aunt,
have to deal with. Just kidding, Trevor. Trevor knows better,
doesn't he.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Where can people find you on social media?
Speaker 5 (42:48):
You guys already know what it is. You can find
me and Nick scopes on Instagram and TikTok, And you
could find Celia at home depot buying drill and.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Getting drilled.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
A man, Yeah, Celia, Celia Underscore, Underscore, Romano correct correct.
And you can find me Lea's at least leven Eli
on Instagram and on TikTok at the real Lisa Lampinelly.
And by the way, I'm just being named.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I'm just gonna put this right at the end.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
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Row Theater at Off Broadway called The People Versus Lenny Bruce.
We had one of its stars on two weeks ago,
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It's a great play about freedom of speech, and obviously
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Speaker 3 (44:09):
You Fine and y'are pie Spicyes a Jew. We love you,
Lisa Lampanelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach.
She is a meddling advice giving yana and know it all,
and her words come from her head, her heart, and
often out of her ass. This podcast should not be
misconstrued as therapy. I should be taking with a huge
grain of salt for entertainment purposes. Only these.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You need help, You're the problems. Come on, come down, lamb,
take a pill. I think you're insane.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Do what I said, dumb ass, listen to me. You
why why I do vote? Why are we here today?
Why Cilia still here? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
She's the only one we need. Really, man, you were
disposed up all? Are you super sad? As our last
episode of the second season.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
I mean I need a little break from Celia. She's
been a lot.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
She is she but she has Lucky Girl syndrome. Yes,
and LGS is also what she calls her YaST infections.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That's true for Celia. I'm like girl, she's like yeah,
but she lies.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (01:24):
Actually I'm a truther.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I don't lie. She is.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
I bet no.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
She was a Coachello.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
No, she was like partying justin Bieber's on laptop and
I play with my nipples.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
We're here today to close out the season in a
big way. Now you know what, Nick, I'm a liar.
I lie to myself. Remember that day I told you
I've never cheated on a boyfriend, and we figured out
I've cheated on everything else.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Shut up.
Speaker 8 (01:55):
Up.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm confinitely talking about legacy and how much I don't
care about legacy because in Hamilton it woke me up
to the line.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Who lives, who dies you? Who tells your story? You
have no control.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
So it's like, I just don't care about legacy. But
I realized I don't care about legacy as a comic
or an actor, as I am as a new producer
as well. It were so it seems like I don't
care about legacy as a professional, but I've transferred that
onto personal. So I have been trying for three days.
(02:31):
I've been in the city with my nephew in quotes Trevor,
and I realize I'm trying to build legacy through him
so that he remembers I was a big shot.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Really, I was like, I am such.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
A hypocrite because I'm like, no, I don't care about legacy.
If no one remembers me. It's fine. Oh yeah, but
the little motherfuckers who I pay for shit for better
remember me.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
He better.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm sick and tired of being forgotten.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
By the little guy.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
So we have to in studio my quote nephew, and
he's in quotes because not a real nephew by blood.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But I feel I do more for him than I
do for my nieces and nephews. So this is Trevor.
Say hi, Trevor. Okay, Now he has such a good personality, and.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I told him, don't be a stiff on this show.
Say a little something about yourself. Trevor, if that is your.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Real name, don't act nervous. Hey, listen, look at me.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
We're not even gonna put it on if it's bad.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, honestly, we would just cut out.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And put Cilia's dumb face on you instead. So if
she can talk on camera with confidence with her advanced age,
I'm not even.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Like, No, you're quite young, Celia.
Speaker 9 (03:46):
You are.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's just your vagina that's old. So Trevor, talk right
into Mike leank forward and tell us a little bit
of yourself.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
How old are.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You and when did you become acquainted with me? What
was what you call the best day of your life?
How long have we known each.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Other for a while now? Probably since like twenty eighteen
now right.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
He used to come over my house in Fairfield when
I thought that I needed a big house with lots
of furnishings as it were lots of expensive gold bricks everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
On it was fun golden loa, and he used to
come over.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
It was so little, and you had your fat phase,
which I did not enjoy.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm so cold.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
We're both in our skinny girl era. So Trevor, at
the week off from school, tell them what we did?
How did I cement.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
My legacy with you so far? What did we do?
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (04:35):
We saw the Statue of Liberty.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
That's the worst one, he insisted on that basic show.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
You waited for me in the comic store, which took
me forever, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Look at the things they remember. But isn't that nice?
Speaker 6 (04:53):
I waited? Now we got.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
This little motherfucker is so is so horny?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Now?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't like it. But he's fourteen sitting Jasmine.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Right, and we were seeing Aladdin and I noticed this
during the curtain call that he was clapping for everybody
very enthusiasm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
But she came out and he was.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like, whoat she did great?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah? Yeah, wait.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, but I tried to cement my legacy through Okay,
first of all, it's not a cheap ticket. Also, I
had d M the genie for Aladdin. Now he's pretty
famous already because it's on that show Scrubs, So I
was like, okay, he's probably not going to get back
to me. But I was trying to like weasele the
whole thing I do at intermissions where they'll see my
DM and they go girl, hang out after the show
(05:48):
and meet me.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Three days later the guy gets back to me.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm like, thanks, man, cool, not enough time to impress
Trevor ditch my legacy for real solid. Do we stay
in a fancy hotel? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah yeah? Because to see his.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, little motherfucker thinks that mini bars are free.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Why would.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I mean, you're you're not wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And also his uncle Ron was so mad at him
because he eats them.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
And then he's like, who do me? He's like, yeah,
I heard him tell.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
But as a rich bitch, I was like, don't worry, man.
When you're without Lisa, everything's freeze. That's right, that's what
we do.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'm trying to get how do I get on this thing?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
How do?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
There's no hope for you too.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
He's still at the age where you could do things
for him, and he could actually grow into a person
who gets a ted talk. Maybe he becomes a positive
force in the universe and becomes like, when I'm long dead,
he's doing a talk at the u N on bringing
the world together. What the fuck are you two ever
gonna do? You're gonna big, be fat with tits and
(06:59):
I'm talking to Square Garden.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That got silent to watch Harry Styles. Yeah, I know
who said you're what? You're gonna be my third wife?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Oh god, you're gonna be the trophy wise.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Once you've given up after a few marriages, and then
we're both just like, let's just do this thing.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
I already have a pact with someone else who my
best friend.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
A guy.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I love this, he said, you.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Thought, what?
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Really?
Speaker 6 (07:34):
I really did know there's nothing.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Bad about it, but like what.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
She's a much.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
I feel like I give the opposite of that.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I don't think you give the exact opposite, But you
don't give lesbian no I'm more lesbian looking than you.
Also know she I see what he means.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
He I think that.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Generation is a little more open minded. He probably thinks
you're just fluid and you're They them are possibly a
n it.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
What about me?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
Gives that off.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Stripe Charlie brown shirt?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Everybody shut up about there? Yeah big yeah.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
Right.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
So anyway, and then this is also I'm trying to
cement my legacy.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
We go to see Bigfoot the musical.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
And I'm like DM, the cast, they all come and
meet us, take pictures at least two of them, you know,
the two big stars of the show. So it's okay,
he's gonna remember me. He's gonna remember me. And this
is what I like, Nick, This is what I know,
my little hot button that shows me warning morning you
still care about being remembered. Whenever somebody dms me like
(09:00):
an actor and they go when I say, oh, you
were so funny, your timing was so great, and they're going, like,
coming from you, that's a huge compliment, dude.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Those three words are like.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
My fucking in the old days. Remember I used to
love food so much, with the chocolate and that that's
my heroine is hearing the words coming from you like
it's because it elevates me.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
So I will.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Admit I do care about legacy a little too much.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
And you know what, I cheated on every boyfriend too.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
All the things I've told myself about myself for bullshit,
except that I look more lesbian than Celia's. A minute
over there, she's licking a snatch on a wedding about it.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Well, you're thinking about I'm thinking.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
About how do I give that look?
Speaker 9 (09:48):
Charlie, brown shirt, nice shirt?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No it is You're cute.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
We know you like cock relax relax line. So does
Uncle Ron. Trevor likes Jasmine's tips.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
So we found out old.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
So when I die, which probably won't be for another
twenty five years, and you'll be waiting twenty five plus fourteen, Cilia,
Oh my lesbians don't do math. Well, what will you say?
What will you remember about Antley? So what's the best
thing about Antley? Because yesterday the guy from SNL Alex Moffatt,
(10:29):
who we met, who's an actor, said, Uh, your aunt
is what I mean.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
He said legend, But that's pushing it.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He did you know your aunt's a legend? Remember that
he remembers it. One day and questions it. I gotta
let it go.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Maybe the kid won't care. Maybe all he'll remember is
that I said, you know what, if I could do
that for you, I'm happy. I can die happy now, Trevor,
what do you think about these generations? We apologize in advance.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
We're leaving a shitty world to you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Now, what do you what do you have to critique
about our generation? Because you're fourteen, you're what's considered alpha correct. Yeah, okay,
I'm considered sadly what's that?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (11:23):
Gen z Lesbie nails done.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
That's very non lesbianic, I know exactly, Like what.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Nick? What generation are you?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Millennial?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
So what generation do you think is best?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yours?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
His generation are ours? And what do you hate about
each of our generations?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
I mean, one thing I hate about my generation is
that we care so much about what others do with
their lives. It's like, oh, he's gay, he's she's trans,
that guy girl whatever, trans, like whatever.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
It's stupid because it's like, if they're not bothering you,
there's no point. Just leave it alone. No one's business.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
There you go, Yeah, I give that applause, and I'll
tell you why because.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
He's he's got a big gay.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Uncle and boy is that uncle guy will suck a
dick out of Wednesday, which isn't true because he hasn't
had a relationship with quite a while.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Pre you see a guy up sis Wizard of Oz,
you already know what they are.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That is true. And Uncle Ron watches every single day.
He falls asleep to it. Camera. Shut the fuck up.
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
No, Butrever, you're right, this whole message that you just said,
who cares what anyone else is doing?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Nobody's grabbing your nutsack? Am I right?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You're right, yeah, thank you?
Speaker 6 (12:51):
I usually, But.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
What bothers you about the older people though?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Like not, I'm our generation that we're stupid, that we
passed down the shitty environment.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
What does it bothered you about us?
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Nothing? Really?
Speaker 8 (13:06):
I mean sometimes I'm concerned for how confusing computers and
stuff are you guys?
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Come on, you know, really not know.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
How to select images? The delete them?
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Like, come on, hit the selection, hit the lead.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
In his defense, Rom was trying to delete like tons
of dick pictures.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's very difficult. He got very nervous.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
He said, I'll keep this one.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Speaking of pretty and Dick pics. Do you think Celia
has a lesbian.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
As a non lesbian?
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Do you do you think a penis is pretty? No,
me neither.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
I'm not thinking pretty is the way to describe it.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
What would you describe it as?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Penis?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:01):
Like literally just flush, like boy oh boy.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Maybe.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
I mean everyone is different, so I think it just depends.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
There are It's true. I've seen.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
I'll be honest, I'll talk about this.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
I figured you would has something to say about it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
I have no shame. I've seen. I have some friends
who have some nice wieners. Do you esthetically pleasing? They're
just like I'm just like, oh wow, that's nice. Mine's
more of a workhorse, you know. It's like seeing a lot.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Up right now to visualize it.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Yeah, but like a mock turtleneck on it.
Speaker 9 (14:36):
Okay, to ignore that. I don't think that they're like,
I wouldn't say they're pretty. I think that there are
some that are more attractive than others.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Why are we talking about attractiveness all pis? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Yeah, yeah, he's getting triggered.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
He's getting a boner.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Harry Styles probably has a nice one.
Speaker 7 (15:00):
For sure, Beautiful like hung in the loof Did.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
You say a loof the loof the loof of?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
And well that too that this is this is very true.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
But wait, it's a fact that lesbians have trouble pronouncing
things correctly, so this is what's going on.
Speaker 9 (15:20):
Also the fact that lesbians have short hair. Awhere and
we're matching Southward Diner.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Why we're doing it, Oh my god, since it's our
last episode of the season. There's this diner in Southwark,
Connecticut that literally is so good and they love us
so much that they let us, you know, just run rampant.
So we said to the owner, who's very needy, We're like, Tony,
give us t shirts. Were wearing them on the show,
(15:53):
and he was so happy. But Nick, I think he
gave me a used one because today it didn't smell
or anything. No, it had those like deodorant stained those
like white marks. Somebody had tried it on and it
said it was too small, but it fits me, so yeah,
(16:13):
So that's why we just said, we said, let's promote
the guy because he really he'll throw us a black
and white cookie, like if you give your free stuff,
you have to stay there late. So we're really nice
and Nick was gonna wear his backwards. So the big
logo came on, but it was.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
You're literally wearing I used to wear all the time.
Back in the day, I used to shave.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I had spiky hair.
Speaker 5 (16:36):
It was winter time and like shave and all this,
So would just shave here then just be out Jack.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
And no one is wet. You like it?
Speaker 7 (16:45):
It has to, it's got it.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
You should have done what did you always wear a
shirt underneath?
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I don't do that. I'm too he's tits need to breathe. Well,
you don't like a little chester. I know you like
fucking femboys like Harry Styles, that's true, and literally guys
wearing feather bow and he's hairless and you're like, you're disgusting.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
How can you speak on hairless? No?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, when I had hair it sucked. It wasn't that good. Okay,
I'm a hairless word counts.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Pretend you're doing good job, weak ass pitches Trevor if
you other than me, because we know I'm the boss.
If you had to fire someone off the show, who
would it be?
Speaker 6 (17:35):
Charlie?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But it would be no sound and no cameras. Perfect
should be for a while. So anyway, So let's rein
it in.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Let's say this, Trevor, if you had one bit of
advice for the people out there, the old folks who
are gonna leave this earth.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
In the next few years, what can we do? What?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
What could we do differently to help the youth of
today be better people?
Speaker 6 (18:07):
There's not much you can do.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
No, what will you?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
What's your generation gonna do?
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I I can't. I don't know, really, I don't know
what to say about it. That I.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
Got it?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Okay, what can we do?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Nick, We're just gonna save the world. Don't worry about it,
you guys, we got it. Yeah, I'm proud of my generation. Weirdly, Weirdly,
when I look at like my group of friends, everyone
in my age, I think about like our parents and
how they were as parents. Yeah, and then I look
at all my friends now as parents, I'm like, this
is a whole better, just better thing. And also back
(18:39):
in our day we didn't really have back in our day.
Back in our day, wedn't really have like he's talking about,
everyone's so concerned of who was what and whatever, and like,
don't get me wrong, I'm sure some things happened. Maybe
I was sheltered but like everyone I grew up with gay,
straight everyone just like it was pretty cool. Like there
was no like calling people the f for and shoving
them into a locker.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
We just like they did that to you.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah, well that's how I got hard. But like, I
don't know, I just felt like everyone's like we're in
the middle, Like we're like old enough to you know,
be mature for the most part now. But also like yeah,
and that's cool. Everyone's cool. Like I know, we're like
in the middle. We're not too like Vietnam, like Vietnam.
We're not too against it, and we're not like, you know,
(19:22):
just like Vietnam. I was trying to say, Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Wait, you did it wrong last week too. There it
is vehement. I was about to say Vietnam.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, I thought this generation was against Vietnam.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I'm just saying, like, we we see we're like I
think we're a good balance. I think we're in the middle.
And gen Z took all the pressure off of us
because they've been so fucking weird, so like now no
one blames millennials for anything anymore. It was us for
a while, and then they came along and there was like,
I'm like.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I sort of appreciate being the last generation could afford
the house. Like sure, yeah, you guys got that Money's nice. Yeah,
money empire class people just buy you. I kind of
like that money.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Can buy your legacy.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, because when I'm deep in the ground, Trevor's gonna
I'm gonna make sure and will I leave him a
couple hundred bucks? You get flowers for me every ants
Day or as we call it, cunts Day. And he
has to go buy law to get that money and
put flowers on that grave. And it's going to stay
right on them. Remember those Eminem's cockcepond and now you'll
(20:28):
and he's got to sprinkle M and m's on the grave.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Can you do this?
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Absolutely, He's committing on tape.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Now we have questions, and now also we have answers.
By the way, did you know we didn't even say
what the podcast is? What's happening? This is shrink this
fine season two finale.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Everything's gone off the rails.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
We did this only because Trevor happens to be in
the city and he's here and I had to impress
him further so his dumb girlfriend can listen and I
don't mean that literally dumb, So don't worry Handley, it's.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Fine, let's call And what's your mom's name? What's her
mom's name? What is that bad?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Oh, that's okay, missus Hadley's mom. Listen when Trevor comes
over and you're like, oh, it's okay if you sleep.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
On the couch, make sure he stays on the couch.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I can't have him be a mail over before it's time,
which is two more years. And Trevor admitted during the
break that he was only Josh and her and she
does not look like a lesbian. So Celia stopped mid
Spiral and was able to take sell her friends. That
is all well, and she does not look like a lesbian.
And I admitted to really liking the shirt. So we've
(21:38):
caught you up pretty much on everything and all the drama.
And Nick is here and has some letters from our listener.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Have some letters real quick. I'd like to say the
reason why Celia stopped mid Spirals because we helped her
so much.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
I think you got this show.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
The show helps and change his lives for you. Can
I just say no, okay, no, no, I want to
hear I love.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You you are. I'm not.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
I just mean to me, not me.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
This is how we show.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
All three of you.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
You mean okay, for you love the y'alls.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Second of all, we already talked about it, yes, a.
Speaker 6 (22:22):
Matter of fact.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
And also second, I'm the one who just shared on
the air that you stopped mid spiral and I was
proud of you.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
So you know you always look at me stupid. No,
I said it on the.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Mic, you had the revelation, came off like everybody they
hate me, And this is what.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
I actually secretly love her, and you know it. Can
I just say, are mine? Y'all?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Are mine?
Speaker 3 (22:56):
And I thine eating.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Headword?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Okay, go ahead, all right, go ahead, dear.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
Lisa, what.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Please don't call myself?
Speaker 5 (23:12):
You know me too?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Dear at Southerners, there's such great.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Do you speak? This is a perfect Seguere Lisa, My
sixteen year old daughter spiraled last week. Then when she
didn't get invited to another girl sweet sixteen, they.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Call it down South, people gather, So.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
She didn't invite the sweet sixteen, and then she had
to watch it all unfold on inst That sucks. That's
the that's the part. The younger geration.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
She used to be like that, like you could go
to a prom and you wouldn't see pictures until like
the Monday. Yeah, you know, and super sad that now
you have to see it just come up as you're
sitting home in your twat.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, it's okay, going.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
The last part is, I do you think fomo is
worse today? Are just different? Thanks?
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I think it's amplified, that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
I think it's just.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
So sad to have it in your face, like because
you could be like, oh, just put it out of
your mind, and it's like you just can't be. If
you look at a phone, which kids are attached to
their phones, you are going to be constantly reminded. So
I think fomo was for everybody in every generation. Like
even when we were in our horse and buggies. Yeah
and we were my family and I were in our
(24:28):
big h with Lewis and Clark when we were discovering
the West and we drove in to California with the horses.
Somebody was drawing a picture of that and they didn't
have to post it anywhere, like it was just like
there for your remembrance. So I think it's just sad
and amplified, and we'll always want to be places that
were not invited to also and also ps, remember the
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old days, Trevor, did you have birthday parties where you
had to invite everybody in the class?
Speaker 6 (24:58):
I no leave, So it was mostly just like I invited.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Ten friends of my choice and yeah, like that type thing.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
You didn't feel ever weird to leave somebody out.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
No, not really.
Speaker 8 (25:10):
I mean like if they say something, then obviously I'll
like say something. I'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, that's
not my attention whatever, blah blah blah. But no, I
never really like worried about it because like, for example,
if they don't invite me to something, why should I
invite you?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That just makes me. Look, let's just.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Say fuck that guy. Did you say fuck that?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah? That guy?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Okay, y'all, what do you think, nick.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
O'h fuck a guy?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh no, no, I agree because I again, my generation,
we like just I just missed like I was one
of the last people to get a Facebook, uh and
I was eighteen, so like we just missed all this stuff.
And they like Instagram didn't come along until I was
like twenty four or five. So like I couldn't fathom
(25:58):
being in a younger generation because, like you know, back
in the day, if you asked a girl or a
guy out and they're like, oh, no, I'm busy, bla blah,
and then you just didn't really know what happened, or
maybe you heard a rumor in school. But like now
you could go to someone's story and see that they
bailed on you or that they're with these people. Oh
on Snapchat. I checked their it's too Oh.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
The checking the location.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I don't even understand that. Like one time I took
him to a again in my quest for legacy and
being remembered. I took him to a game that MESSI
played in for the against a Revolution the soccer guys
don't I know, sports jack guys playing And on the
way home, he's like, oh, look, my buddy's like in
the car around, I'm like, what, you know, where the
(26:38):
people are? I don't want to know where anyone is
too much because it would hurt my feelings. I don't care.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
So yeah, but we came from the days where you
had my nieces and nephews like the ones who are
in their thirties used to do the whole have to
invite the whole class or else they feel left out.
So I don't know what's better, what's worse.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
Yeah, I don't know. I mean I remember trying to
think of birthday parties when I was a kid. Yeah,
I think I just do you just invited like close
people and that was it, Like no one got but
hurt or anything, not that you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Know of, Not that I know it, but I do
like that.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
He said, as the most emotionally intelligent person in this
room currently, that if someone says something to go it
wasn't my intention.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yeah, you know, because if you do hurt their feelings inadvertently,
just admit it. We've done an episode on saying I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,
go look it up. It's episode twenty.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
No it's not.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I think it's episode three. I don't even fucking care,
you know what.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Next question? Next question, Lisa, What, I'm forty two? Over
the hill, bed Rose.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
I'm forty two, and my younger co workers drive me insane.
They're constantly talking about boundaries, hurt out and mental health.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Oh, but also seem to call out of work for anything.
Am I old?
Speaker 5 (27:59):
Or is this generation actually softer? I think old new Orleans.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh what are you all talking about? Greg?
Speaker 4 (28:10):
When I call into the home day pot, I don't
think that's for boundaries or burn I think they just no.
I think I am a little sick of weaponizing those
terms and overusing them. I remember the old days, we
just used to have grandparents who died six times so
you could get out of work. I remember my brother
(28:31):
used to be like, uh so Matt's not coming in today,
like when he was a sports editor up in like Connecticut.
I'm like, oh, I know, Matt, what happened? He goes
sixth grandmother? Like, you just got to keep track of
the grandparents, so we had to make up excuses. But
now I think the weaponizing the word boundaries, weaponizing the
word burnout. Burnout's a specific condition, it's not I'm like
(28:53):
a little tirn. It's Friday, I need like to slam
my laptop shot weekend start. Yeah, then I get the
Sunday scary, scary.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I have to go to work Monday, Monday, Monday.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
So it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
It's a lot.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
So what do you think, Nick, like with this all
these psychology terms?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Again, I think every new generation brings something good, Like
I think it's it's good that people are aware of
these things. Yeah, I think there's always an overcorrection because
there's like this so stuck with me. I saw something
years ago?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Or did you say over erection? Wait? Am I right?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Why I've ever seeing this thing years ago? Every older
generation is gonna go you know what I mean, it
doesn't matter what time of the fucking century it's happening in. Like,
for example, there was I saw this thing. There was
like a Life magazine cover in like nineteen sixty eight
and it literally was like a hippie kid on the cover. Yeah,
(29:59):
and the caption or something. The title was like the
Lost Generation? How are they going to figure it out?
And it's like that was the that was my dad's
Like the boomers, they fucking crushed it. Houses were for
twelve dollars back then, Like they're fine. Yah, they all
have houses in Florida. They sold their businesses like they're good.
So it's I think every just older like. But that
(30:19):
generation that was judging them was a generation that came
out of the Great Depression of World War Two. So
they saw kids having fun and smiling and liking music,
and they were like these assholes.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Right, right, like they're fine. It's fine, right, you know
what I mean? Look at you, mister history buff.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
I love history.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Gosh, Celia if she wasn't a lesbian would be moist
right now, right right?
Speaker 6 (30:41):
So yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (30:44):
Anything at me?
Speaker 4 (30:48):
I say, have her own podcast, and she could just
call it the Sad Sack Lucky whole Hour.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Because I'm telling you she crucks me off.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Lucky you always know what to say.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
No, I do love her.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
This is a screen shout of what women are going
to be like later in life.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
All right, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
That's what happens. Look, she has boundaries, burnt out and
what was the other one? Mental health, big tits?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yes, yes, yes, so I like I said, I'm glad
these things are more easily talked about and accessible and
there's more help. But you can't call in sick and
burnt out because of every little thing that happens.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You have to what you do.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
You have to build capacity and resilience and figure out
how to show up anyway.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Because somebody you possibly be.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
A mom or you care give an elderly relative like
your aunt Leaves, who isn't really related by blood, but
you really.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Like her, and you have to take care of her.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
So you have to build the resilience, not be like Hi,
I can't change your diaper. Have mental health, don't worry,
it's already paid for.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
And so I got the dependence. It's happening. It's good.
Next letter, all right? Another person in their forties disgusting.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
I hate it. I got two more years I could
say that, Lisa. I'm forty eight and recently gross. And
I recently went to dinner with my two kids that
are twenty three and twenty six years old. Okay, the
entire time they were on their phones, texting, scrolling, taking
pictures of the food, barely talking to me. At one
point I actually said, can you guys just be here
with me for one hour? And they got annoyed with
(32:36):
me and told me I was being dramatic. Meanwhile, they're
always posting about being present. I love this help mental
health online. I left dinner feeling like I don't even
know how to connect with them anymore. Is this just
how things are now? Or am I right to be
bothered by it? Karen?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
I love what you threw?
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Am I right?
Speaker 5 (32:55):
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Trevor?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
How do you weigh in on this social media stuff.
I noticed yesterd at dinner. We did a very touristy
thing because he's never been to one of the Japanese
places where they make the food in front of you
and throw it at.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
You and stuff. So it's like, oh, let's just go
to like a.
Speaker 4 (33:08):
Touristy benihana and they sit you at a table with
people you don't know. First of all, I'm fascinating. Why
do these other people not want to talk to me?
I don't know. I tried, But there were two battle
axes next to us from Albany with bad haircuts and
they're stupid, dumb tits not in the right kind of
bra which I know it's always because I'm like, girls,
hike them up. You're old, but you don't have to
(33:29):
look like you have tit sagging on the floor like
two sandbags.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Horrible. Yes, oh you know that they're from Cocksaki. It's
always my saki. Am I right, I've been there.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
And then on the other side of us were father
and son and they were quite cute and it was
the kid's how.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
We're old thirteenth birthday?
Speaker 4 (33:51):
So this was his thirteenth birthday celebration and him and
his father didn't look up from their phones ever, not
even when the guy threw the fucking shrimp in his pocket.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Let me tell you, you're throwing a shrip in a pocket.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Get better pay heed and attention. I vehemently believe that
that's what you should do.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
So what did you think.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
I didn't judge them for being on the phones. I
just wondered, why, how did you feel about that, Trevor.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
I mean, I'm not going to judge them.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
I did think it was a little silly because I mean,
it's a kid's thirteenth birthday, big deal, becoming a teenager. Sure,
And I'm not just saying it's the dad who's both
of them. I'm just saying, like they're both just sitting
there on their phones. Didn't even really look up. They
looked up like maybe once or twice when we talked
to them, never started a conversation with us, Like they
(34:37):
were just like so glued. And I mean, I'm not
judging it, but like kind of waste the time. If
you're gonna just stay on your phone and stay home.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
Well, yeah, it's to come out.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, I pay one hundred of person. Yeah, cement in
the legacy with the person.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
No, and like platinum guys.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Yeah, maybe you should feel one of those bach No,
but like it felt to me like I wonder if
that's okay. I mean, I guess it's okay. Maybe can
you be truly connected if you're on your phones during
meals and all things? I don't think so, But I
don't know how this generation works. What do you think?
(35:14):
Do you think you can you have to connect off
the phones?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (35:19):
Yeah, connecting like talking to others. I mean obviously, like
there's good things about social media, bad things about social media.
They have like like, for example, taking pictures of your food.
I don't see the big horm in that. It's just
showing people like what you're doing, want the memory whatever,
you go boom. But it's not one of those things
where you just again or like you're going to these places,
(35:41):
just stay on your phone.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Right, Well, I think you means stay off your phone.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, that's all right, I correct people, That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Remember that, And taking pictures of food is only harmful
in one way if poor people see it and they
get hungry. And to that, I say, hah, you're poor, right, Celia.
Don't just feel the same way.
Speaker 7 (36:01):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Thank you for.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
Okay, Nick, Nick, You're I noticed Nick is on his
phone a little more lately, which makes me think he's
becoming a little more of like a social media whoreror
Are you building up your presence online?
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Well, I kind of have to ye.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
Again, my generation is in the middle of all. Like
the first something on a phone was I was Traver's
age and it was like phone, Yeah, it was a
next till it looked like a toy, like the numbers
are on the outside.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
It Like, yeah, I know, that's what I mean.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
So we went from that, like we started an Aol
messenger we were kids and we went to that, and
now we're at this. So it's like, yeah, I kinda
I mean, I have to put this thing away at work,
Like it's the It's very addicting and I don't like it.
And when I catch myself doing it, I'm like, what
are you? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Many I get entertained by TikTok. I think it's really fun,
for sure, but I think when I realize that I'm
like bored and just looking, I go, maybe I could
be doing something else.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Reading a book.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
I'm not trying to be old fashioned, but real book
is nice.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
But I walk.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Oh no, well, now you've gone too far.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I have to a movement. I don't approof of this.
I I next question.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
Outside is a game chamber for me, my mental health,
in my tits and my boundaries. You burn out, my burnout.
I get sunburn on my little head and your big head.
I had big heads to Charlie Brown.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
All right, last one here, Yes, okay, listen lesbians. Yes,
I am no.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Hey, I just came out on the last episode of
season two. Dun dun don, it's going to be called yo.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
No, Shane's a doty.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Go ahead, all right, Dear Lisa, my sister will let
her fourteen year old daughter have social media.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Oh the two young ones, don't clap? Gave it a
slow golf clap. Okay, But my.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Best friend lets her ten year old have an Instagram account.
Who do you agree with? More? Thanks Patty.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I don't agree with the ten year old having a
social media account. That's too young. Because also you're looking
for approval constantly. It's better if we have to look
to approval to our classmates and what we're invited to
and like, what are your outfits look like? And all
that shit when you're ten, ten, that's fifth grade.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (38:37):
But fourteen without social media? I wonder, Yeah, I mean, Trevor,
way did you get so like a Instagram?
Speaker 8 (38:47):
Well, I like I got different apps at a time,
Like it was kind of slow.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Like I had YouTube. That was always a thing I
had since I was like eight. Whatever, kids love it.
Speaker 8 (38:57):
And then I would say more the recent stuff I
got probably a couple of years ago. When I say recent,
like Snapchat and stuff. So probably around like twelve thirteen,
probably about I mean, yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
So will you so you don't think fourteen is too young?
Speaker 8 (39:14):
No, there it's nothing really bad on Snapchat, take talk.
I mean there is obviously, but like it's it's nothing
like fourteen year olds in this generation haven't seen herd
or done.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, and if you don't have those things, how are
you gonna send your dick picts?
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Is the question?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Your great question?
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Yeah, all great questions that we've pondered, all great questions.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, Trevor, do you what do you use.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Social media mostly for? Like Instagram? I see a post
picture you have friends these little soccer dudes with the
six six great pictures from July, and you know what.
That always makes me think, Eh, when's mine gonna show up?
If you asked six great pictures from April, they're better
be at least six of me taking them too expensive shits,
(39:57):
because try standing in a motel six from now.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
No, but don't.
Speaker 4 (40:04):
Is it mostly just to like connect on that level?
Speaker 8 (40:09):
No? I just use it to text my friends. Really,
I mean, and like I scroll on TikTok. That's a
big thing for me.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
What do you have your TikTok kind of trained.
Speaker 7 (40:17):
To show you.
Speaker 8 (40:19):
There's a lot of soccer like updates on players, games whatever,
a lot of edits of them. There's a lot of
like Marvel comics all that stuff, and then there's like
every now and then, like dumb memes and stuff of
like a YouTuber and stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
My trained mind to only be fat people falling down
in funny ways. That to me is the best ship ever,
because dude, no, not the AI.
Speaker 6 (40:44):
I won't.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
I won't deal with that.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yeah, it has to be real false it's crazy, but yeah,
but it's fake bothers me. I'm just like, it's not funny.
Then it's it's not even that creative anymore. I just
think it's so there's one of a guy fucking ice storm.
So there's ice on the porch and he you know,
these fat motherfuckings they have to try to carry all
(41:07):
of the groceries at the same time. So he has
two gallons of milk in each hand and one hand
and the bag of groceries, and you go, it's all
going down, dude, and both of them smash open, and
I'm like, you won't be drinking that milk ubs. I
just call him Chubs, And in my mind I send
that to all my friends and I enjoy it.
Speaker 5 (41:27):
Yeah, Lisa address that stalks him and kills them.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
You can't even tell what some of the AI stuff
is real or not?
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Well you can't.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Well, I'm saying, well, like I've had like like my
uncle over there, that guy, oh that guy, Yeah, he
like have shown me. He's shown me like videos and
he's like and I'm like, dude, that's.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
A I Well, no, you said people can't tell the difference. Oh,
that's uncle Ron can't tell the difference. You know what
Ron actually thought that Trump turned into Jesus and a doctor.
That's really how dummy is why I should have custody.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
So we'll argue about custody later court. Yeah, exactly. Here's
the question.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Did y'all have fun today, Trevor on the podcast.
Speaker 8 (42:17):
I mean, you guys are lucky to have Sacrifice Minds afternoon.
It was a lot of fun. Thank you, No, thank you.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
And Hadley's mom, We're sorry we don't know your first name.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll figure that out.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
Yeah, it's okay, but again, make them sleep on the couch.
I don't need this ship, Okay. I don't need no
team pregnancy at my age that I, as his aunt,
have to deal with. Just kidding, Trevor. Trevor knows better,
doesn't he.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (42:45):
Where can people find you on social media?
Speaker 5 (42:48):
You guys already know what it is. You can find
me and Nick scopes on Instagram and TikTok, And you
could find Celia at home depot buying drill and.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
Getting drilled.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
A man, Yeah, Celia, Celia Underscore, Underscore, Romano correct correct.
And you can find me Lea's at least leven Eli
on Instagram and on TikTok at the real Lisa Lampinelly.
And by the way, I'm just being named.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
I'm just gonna put this right at the end.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
Associate producer of a play that's coming to the theater
Row Theater at Off Broadway called The People Versus Lenny Bruce.
We had one of its stars on two weeks ago,
so please go to my instagram to get tickets and
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(43:47):
It's a great play about freedom of speech, and obviously
we believe in freedom of speech because we all today yelled.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Just count code Jew comic four.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Okay, we all yelled Leszie, Yes, I think we did.
Lenny Bruce would have liked it. So go see The
People Verses Lady Bruce. Follow me on Instagram, listen to
this podcast on the iHeartRadio app or wherever.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
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