December 22, 2025 • 55 mins
At Sniffies, there’s only one thing that gets us harder than the promise of anonymous sex: nostalgia. So for our very special 2025 Year-End Special, Gabe and Chris welcome the riotously funny Macy Rodman and Theda Hammel of the hilarious Nymphowars podcast to look back at their favorite queer cultural moments of 2025, most of which revolve around Lady Gaga. Then, in act two, the gang digs through data to learn what Sniffies’ Cruisers were up to this year, including how many pump and dumps took place, which US city was the horniest and which international destination is really, really into armpits . Ready for a recap that will make you hard? Just push play.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Put Jo, pussy yup, put your put your pussy yup,
Put your pussy yup.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Put put your pussy up. Welcome to Sniffy's Cruising Confessions.
I'm gabelon Sadas and.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm christtison Rosso. Each week we explore the sublime world
of queer sex, cruising, and relationships.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We talked to queer folks of all kinds. We'll ask
some questions, swap sex stories, share intimate revelations, and provide
practical advice that you can use at home. Joy put jos,
put job, put put Jo, put put jo, puts yup.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was the scariest I've ever occurred. We're feeling festive.
O ho ho, Chris. In case you can tell from
our seasonal greeting, Yes, we are back for another Sniffy's
End of Year special. Have you any holiday hookups yet
I have.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I went to Vegas well with the Friday after Thanksgiving
stated a gorgeous, gorgeous hotel with a friend of mine
from San Diego. We went to see Mariah Carey because
I am a lamb through and through, and then we
had a little aftes at our place on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Love to say, I know it after from Mariah is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Calling it an aftes is really what kind of sent
me over there? That's what the girls are calling it
these days. You know where? Well where, hey, come to
the aftes. I've been in bed for four hours. I'm
so sorry. All right, Chris, I need to know what
was your hottest cruising confession of twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, So that friend that I went to Vegas with?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we met in Portavarta at a
pool party music festival situation. He saw me and made
it very clear that we were going to be having sex.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I went over and I bottomed for like the first
time in the year for every man that was in
the room.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, you said, I will be taking over on this offer,
and we are going to be bringing in some supporting
guest doctors.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I love that he brought the actors. I just shut up.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, And it was one of those situations where I
was like, I'm going to prepare for this, but like
it had been about a year since I had bottomed,
and so I wasn't there to be the only bottom, right.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It just it just so happened.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But the universe shows you. I can't stand what about you.
I went to a bar that I frequent quite often
and they were throwing a sexy party. Wasn't a sex party,
but you know, yeah, it's like it's an underwear party.
And then the underwor is gone, and then what are
you doing? Sometimes when you throw together a hastily constructed
(02:48):
dark room, which you're really getting is like a little
latex curtain, right, you got like a little latex thing
on some wheels. You get like a little curtain.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So I'm like, okay, I'm at the party, I'm one
of the hosts. Nobody is in the dark room. Everybody's
like I need and I'm like, this is all right,
let's take one for the team. Let's great that, let's
fucking start this shit. And then slowly people start trickling in,
and slowly people start trickling in, and I guess the
point where I keep getting pushed farther and farther back
is people are coming in. I'm like, great, make way,
I will soon be done and I will have done
my job. When I get to the back of the
(03:16):
dark room, I kind of realized that there's a gap
where there's no more latex curtain, and basically like half
of the crowd on the dance floor can kind of
see you. I know where this is going, so back
there and the balls are slapping and someone's touching, and
I just like make eye contact with someone in the
audience and they're kind of like watching, and I'm like, okay,
I want to watch, you watch. And so they were
(03:38):
never in the dark room the entire night, but I
kind of just like kept looking over to see if
they were watching, and they'd be there, so I was
kind of like voyuring my voyeur. It was just like
five minutes of staring at them while I was fucking
somebody else, and they're like kind of like egging me
on with their eyes, but it was giving like a
lot of like eyebrows at one point, Okay, all right,
are you It was very mister bean, you know, what
I mean. Mister Bean doesn't talk. Mister Bean doesn't talk,
(03:59):
but you know exactly what he's going through, you know
exactly what he's thinking. It was a very mister Bean
moment for me. It was good, It was fun. Yes,
I don't want to look back on our body of work. Yeah,
what was your favorite episode that we've taped this year?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We covered two seasons, and we did two seasons this year,
which is phenomenal. I'll say that I think the most
impactful for me of the year was talking with Joss Oh, yeah,
and talking about use.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
If I was engaging kim sex or is engaged in
P and P play, I would get like really like
secretive about it. I'd be very famed about it. And
then I did want anyone to know. And so the
next chance I had to have that scenario, I would
go full force.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like I loved being able to have that conversation on
this platform around what like harm reduction can look like
and how kim sex is kind of really prevalent in
our communities and there isn't a right or wrong answer
to that question.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Another highlight absolutely has to be when I learned about doubles.
Yes in our fisting episode. Yes, used to term doubles?
Is that exactly what it sounds like? Thank you? Do
you mean to hands? I don't think I will ever
experience doubles in life.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't think you should say never.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Who knows. Maybe twenty years from now, I've done everything
there is to do and the only thing left is
to shove both my hands inside someone's asshole. Under Zoran
it will be mandatory. I don't make the rules. I
just voted for him. I'm so sorry big news. Oh yeah,
speaking of the podcast, Yeah, we've got a marriage in
the family. We do have a marriage. Frankie and Crush
got engaged, an upcoming marriage. Super exciting. Yeah, I love
(05:35):
their energy. They were one of our season two interviews.
I'm very glad they're getting engaged. It's gonna be cute.
They can finally adopt us. Okay, I do have one
more question for you, and I'm sure our listeners will
want an update as well.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
What are you asking?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
There was a guest that was kind of leaning. I
don't think with whom you were flirting back the entire episode.
Do you want to review it?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I think we've actually got a clip that I would
like for us to to listen to just visit moment.
Let's visit.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
If I had sex with you, would you come back
and talk about it on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It depends if we said it was okay to talk
about I tell you it's okay, okay, great, I would
absolutely talk about it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Tune in for later.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This I was a peddle. No, I will say this.
We are in communication. He's currently out of the country. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I have never seen you this quiet about something. You're like.
I will tell you all about my gang bang in Mexico,
but I will not talk about my flirtation with one
Reichem Shabaz. That is accurate and finally, last but not least,
a bit of shameless self promotion. We have been nominated
for I say it with me gam For those of
(06:46):
you who do not know what the Gleam words are,
they've been around since the nineties. They are a time
on her tradition to highlight the best and sometimes most
popular in New York City court night life. I'm thrilled
live in a nightly for a long time doing weird things,
but this is my first time getting nominated with you
I did yeah, No, all right, Well, twenty twenty five
has come, but like a lurker at a cum dump,
(07:07):
it hasn't gone yet. I think it's fair to say
this whole experience has been off kilter, stressful, and intense.
Zero stars on letterbox for this year at Sniffy's.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We know that the best way to relieve tension is
to log into the map and find someone to help
you blow off steam.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
But there is one thing that gets us harder than
the promise of anonymous sex, and that is nostalgia. So
in our last episode of the year, we're going to
be looking back at it. That is to say, all
the major queer, cultural and sexual moments of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You'll hear what our cruisers were up to, the butts,
the bulgess and everything that made us say well yes
and nope.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And we're going to be doing it with two incredible
special guests, Macy Rodman an Theta Hammel of the iconic,
legendary Nympho Wars podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Since twenty eighteen, Theta and Macy have hosted Nympho Wars
and Absurdis comedy podcasts modeled after radio plays of their
early twentieth century and Morning Zoo radio.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's right, the Sniffys Nympho Wars. End of your special
special about to begin.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Welcome to Sniffy's Cruising Confessions, Macy and Data.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
We're very excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, so excited to have you. Welcome to gig h Q.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
It's beautiful. It's a beautiful source of sort of sex positive,
it's infectious.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
We we love sex. We love sex, we love I
can't tell you, guys look like you you've maybe just
been partaking in well, we didn't.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
We weren't super familiar with Sniffy's. We confused it with
fragrant We.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thought it was fra grantica perfume.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
You know, Tom for Forum Women in the Midwest.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Is tacky app that you have is much more interesting.
It's about signific it's about sniffing sex.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Smell it out.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, So we just took an amble through the We
took an bramble through the ramble through the ramble.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
There are brambles in the rambles there as.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
They should call it the bramble. We didn't do a
lot of rambles.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Got we do.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
I got a few, so we we didn't do a
lot of cruising this year.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We didn't know we're today mostly just we tried to
pack it all in cruising right before you amazing got in.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
She got in from Spain and we had we had
our call time here and so we just said, okay,
let's well go to the brambles. A lot of Sniffy's
activity in the trample there are taking a little amble.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, the history of the rambles actually narrated by Isabelle Roussolin.
Either party's department has a lovely little audio really.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Really that goes with her green porno theme.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Surprising that she didn't talk about cruising on it all.
She doesn't know what does she talking about? Looking, bird
watching in greenery.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
It's all subjects from Yeah, it's Italian.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You get sound like my father was, you know, my
mother was Ingrid Bergman.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
She loved to suck my father's Anyways, they loved they
loved to take a raver.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They were in New York. All right, let's let's center,
let's revisit nature. Yes, we're doing a year and recap. Yes,
so I want to know what were for each of
you the most formative moments of the year. If you
can pick three, they can be impactful in a good way.
Impactful in a traumatic way, impactful in an unhinged way. McCrae, cray,
(10:39):
what is it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think this was I think what we can say?
What I can say?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
It's everywhere, it is everywhere. This is the year that
so Tate McCrae started, you know, as a name, right
you heard person, and then as if by a sort
of almost wicked magic, it turned out that this came
into being Tate McGray. She had that song Greedy, which
was from twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well it was a while ago.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
But this year, this year that she dissolved again into
pure names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know it's
all come and gone, so coming gone, ride in my
car or something. I know she dated someone and there
was a there was a back and forth.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
She's dating and calling.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
But it's impossible to not joke jos, thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
So anyway, that that was event one was the dissolving
of it's a pure name McGray.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What was number two? Really? The honest answer is I
don't remember the year. I remember.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
It's all just totally falling out of my head right now.
I think that what happened this year is I put
up blackout curtains in my not for sexual reasons, of course,
don't don't have sex, really don't have time sucking.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Everyone sees it. It's gotta be in published.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Mostly to sleep and to keep the sun out and side.
It's like one long day in a dark room.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That could be the number two Blackout Curtains, Blackout, Blackout Curtains.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
And then of course Ham for me because then moved
to Spain. Ham for me, Yeah, that'll be him for me.
And that's our other movie that's coming out is Ham
had have a lot of projects.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Scarlett Johan as the hem. So you don't want to talk,
you know.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Twenty twenty five was all about tat McGray blah blah blah,
Blackout Curtains. For us, twenty twenty six is the Euar
of sex. Right, we stily discovered what the app is.
You want to get it on our phone with the QR. Yeah,
we know what goes on at the Bramble and the
Ramble and you know how we've learned the basics and
so for twenty twenty six it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's all about turn to sex. Yeah, really exciting basics.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Oral sex, anal sex and the first fatal sex. The
Year of Sex twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, are you're calling it?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
And if he's here, of course we're not going to
use any competing apps. We don't like them or no others.
I've never been aware of it. We don't approve of them,
we don't endorse them.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't know if our listeners can tell me all
clearly have a rapport. It is because you do. You
do hosts a podcast together. We do. And I want
to know the origin story of your podcast. I want
to know who murdered Frans fernand and kicked off the
Info Wars. What what was your origin story?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
We were going to do, Uh, we were going to
start a band together. We know each other from Brooklyn nightlife,
hanging out for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Clinton based, of course, Brooklyn based.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
We were going to start a band called Dumb Madonna,
which was it would be covers of Madonna's worst song.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So it probably be like I Love.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Ye Yes or like Hey Jesse, ice Creams and Butterfly.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We were doing the one.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
We were like B sides decide we're obsessed with a
recent B side where she's like no, no, no, She's like,
what do.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You know about sex sounes? Stupid? You know that one.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
We're going to do.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
We were going to start, We're going to die, We're
gonna dabble, but we didn't do that. I check it out,
I think mainly I check it out because I was like,
we got ambitious. Yeah, we actually we decided, uh that
you it was your idea to start a podcast. And
our first episode was called by Orgy, was called by
(14:19):
Orgy because we were on it was it was before
the for your Time and you got a thing you
got the Wretched on a blank other app by Orgy
lovely Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, yeah, and you didn't go no.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
But it was all about how we were confused about
what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Who was at a bye Orgy?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Why specify?
Speaker 10 (14:39):
You know?
Speaker 9 (14:39):
It was like very just like it was confusing and
then and then there was no follow up. So it
was just like we were totally like riffing on that
and I think we like probably drank a bottle of
vest Blow and while we were doing it.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Yeah, and so it read ready and then we had
a huge wind in our sales from from Stars Born
coming out the Bradley Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The energy that week must have been off.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
We got we got basically all of our capital from
from A Star Is Born, y'all remember Stars Born?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
In the little film. Absolutely, she was on lithium the
whole time. It only comes out now. She was on
lithium the whole time.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
She was the Jackson Maine of A Star Is Born,
She was the you know, they were the and for
Jackson Maine, for Bradley, brad calling Bradley a piece on
his own pants at the at the at the Grammys,
which of course had us jacket off like crazy. We
couldn't get enough. But that piss was a prop, a
(15:43):
mere prop. Meanwhile, lad you got guys over in the
corner piss in front lines of lithium at the fake Grammys.
She was on lithium the whole time. Anyway, we loved
the movie, We loved, we love and we're still sort
of we're still just working off that the camel's hump
(16:05):
of a Star is Born all these years later, ten
years later, and then and she just gads something every
single day that makes us angry. We're very Lady Gaga
centric podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
We got some questions for you, just for you. We
did kind of expect that. Okay, we're prepared. It's oh,
this was mayhem.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yes here was the Mayhem Here My Wrong Born and
which was seven years. Yeah, so for us it's really
about Mayhem Dead Dance and.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Wednesday and when.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Wednesday Wednesday, actually.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
She's gone.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I defied Tate McGray to play a ghost on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And with the way.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
That we loved we do love her, of course lady,
she almost and I mean basically we we still we did.
We we only do a very furtive Patreon show. Now
we don't put we don't think put things in front
of the pay well because it's a lot of work
and of course you have to record it was like
(17:17):
and record it and put it out. But I I
honestly I feel that like basically we almost I almost
felt like may have ended the show forever. It was
like it was like a giant anvilage.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
You described it as like like like eating, because we
loved it. At first we were like, oh wow, disease, disease,
and then she sorry, and then you described it as
like if you like eat, you you go to sleep
and you're eating like a delicious steak, and then you
wake up and you're chewing on like a plastic bag
(17:52):
and it was all a mirage.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, we through that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Oh, we don't. We ended up. We went. We ended
up going.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You're chewing the steak, and then you're going, as you're
going to sleep, you wake up and it was a mirage.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You never take I never took a steak. You never
took a steak. I'm just no oreos.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oreos oreos steak. We like a nice wet steak because
then you stay, your sheets get nice and wet, nice
and wet. We laugh and meaty, meaty sheets. Sharks talked
about meaty sheet. Everybody knows that you get meat you
(18:46):
go to bed with me, we have meat sheet sheets
made of meat by lady Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
My god, what the fucking where were we again?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Ma'am ma'am almost killed us and destroyed our with it
almost to start and then dead Dance was a real blow.
Just when we got back on our feet.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
What happened? Where?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
How the baby Jane Burton in the woods Timber and
the woods with dolls on.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
A trader's challenge with Lady g is what that felt like. Yes,
you loved it.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
People loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh, people loved it.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
And we want to say, for the record, we want
to say that we also love it. We couldn't get
enough we love it, so don't you dare started?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, thank you so much. Listeners for the worst.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, we know where you are. We have your coordinates.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
HQ. That seems like a perfect oral history for the podcast.
It started at a star is born, It ended with mayhem.
Everything in between was damp meat.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yes, yeahility sharks. We're offering. We're asking seven hundred thousands
for a two percent stake.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Insuckable meats. Suckable meats.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh God makes you. I have a question for you.
You moved to Spain, you married a super hot Meil model.
Oh yeah, an incredible album.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well?
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Sex second is next in general? Yeah, because I did
get married. But we say you wait for marriage, but
they don't talk about how the way after the mariage,
what happens as well, to.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Get settled, get to know each other?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, right exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah, so much pressure. I mean, it's so it's so reactionary.
That's the whole idea of the wedding night.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
They wanted. You wanted to queer this whole idea.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Yes, we're queering the idea by postponing sex as long
as possible.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Of course, I have sex with me. The husband all
the time.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
Yeah, twenty twenty six is all about that. Yeah, you know,
sort of a style. It's like, you know, in the
theater of the mind. Okay, I'm having sex all the time.
I'm having sex right now. Of course, it's very it's
pissed ship and all of that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Gang bang.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
No no no, no, no, no, no, no Cannibal nothing Cannibal.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's in the theater of the mind. Right.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
But like Vecna, right, the like Vecna's plan to you
know vena.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What is like a vector.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
From the Stranger's sort of like a gooey sort of
theater of the mind style.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Freddy Freddy Krueger ass skeleton guy, Skeleton guy, skeleton guy.
And the idea is we're going to leave the upside
down the theater of the mind.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We're going to come into the real world.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Right, And I should have even brought it up, because
don't even know. Well, let's calm down for a second.
Is coming. It's time to end this. Nobody watches Stranger Thing.
Nobody watched it all in one day, but on the
whole press stour. I mean they haven't done now, no, no, no,
(22:19):
they're doing it an installment, you know, like a Klarna
style TV release.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, that is exactly. So they're releasing in clumps.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
The first clump, you know, is still at large and
you're enjoying it, and we and everybody. Once an episode,
people go, we have to end this. It's time to
end this, and then there's more episodes to come. They
don't end it, you fucking liars. I mean to be
sure they they look up.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
There in their early thirties and playing teenagers. If they are,
absolutely and it doesn't help that they the wig. You
would think that the wind, the wig technology. You would
think we'd be living in an age of peak wig.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Well, Netflix has what twenty thousand trillion billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
If they all came wig for Millie Bonnie, they're putting.
Speaker 13 (23:09):
It into they're.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Putting into Vecna. It all went into Vecna, It all.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Went into I guess whether it's Vecna or the Duba
Organs or the nind Flayer. We can't get enough at
Sniffy's HQ of Stranger. Things were eagerly await the next clump.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
There is to drop a trump esccadence to your description
of stranger. We can't get enough of the Mellie Brownie,
the mill.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Is very disloyaled, very disloyal. She didn't go she's home school.
She used to be great, but she's homeschool catches up
with people.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
High school. So, now that we've learned about Beckna in Spain, yea,
I have a question for you. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Okay,
it's gonna happen. You directed the award winning film Stress
Positions won no awards, It won won the Producer Award
at Sundance.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Oh no, that was for brad Our producer, for his
being a producer, right, but.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
The film, but it was specifically for brad. It was for.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Brad in the if you read the fine this is.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Don't ever congratulate for this.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Attached the movie to his production. This was a This
was a sort of blip. This was a blemish on
overall trajectory.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
So award negating film.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yes, award negating film Stress Positions.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're also very opinionated on film Twitter. You're keeping it
alive single handedly, I believe.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So I do tweets. Yes, I stand behind none of
my opinions. Of course, my opinions do not equal endorsements
of my opinions.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What were some of your favorite and more importantly, least
favorite cinematic moments of the year. You know it's so dangerous.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Let me talk, Let me think, what is my favorite
cinematic moment of a new relief this year?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Sure, it's one thing to ship on you know. I
shipped stuff on Twitter a lot, metaphorically of course, the
the but I always delete. I always delete everything because
I'm a coward.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're too deep in the industry now though you're part
of the elite. I'm now that you've had up. I'm
too too fisted. You're waiting for Netflix to to give
you your stranger things.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
You can't give me my Vecnam moment exactly. So I'm
just holding back slightly from the denunciatory tone that I take,
that I take behind the paywall.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
We're not here to tank your career. You got to
hold back the reserves. There's no career. There's really no career.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
I want to thank the patron just so career.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
There's one movie. I this podcast, Leady Gogall.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
We'll hear I'm going to hear.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This then then hear me. Listen to me.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
There's one you want an oscar, you want an acting Oscar.
There's one person, one person who can give you that
acting Oscar, and it's me to Hammel, me, I will
write you the role of a lifetime. I don't know
what it is. Maybe you'll be teaching children Shakespeare, okay,
or maybe you'll be a cult leader, or maybe you'll
(26:11):
be do whatever. But there is a straight path, and
there is a winding path to an Oscar. And I'm
in this one respect straight as can be. Honey, I
will I am the shortest line between you and an Oscar.
Me say to Hammel, call me call Jason Chlorified, my agent.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, So I think even more of a feat
was a musical endeavor that was recently released. We now
have a version of TLC's Creep. Have rewritten the lyrics
so that they are about prep. Is it real? TLC
members is one we got t bos am? I correct? Yes,
Boss to sing a song promoting prep that is based
(26:51):
on the song Creep. I think we should should we
listen to it?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
We shouldst let's bring it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yes, it's me again, It's again.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
The voice, the voice.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You still got it? Think no man.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Pre exposure prophylaxis. I genuinely feel.
Speaker 14 (27:25):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I was like trying to sit in a do you know.
Do you know how like gift did you have to
be to make that sensual?
Speaker 10 (27:41):
I expecting your response in twenty hours, genuinely sensual and
seductive in a way that I was not expecting.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Can you imagine if they got uh, Lady Gaga, what
to do?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
Oh my god, make you never want to have sex
or take prep every Oh my god, that makes me
want to do Yeah, this makes me.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Want to run to the pharmacy. We think should do
a whole album of TLC. Why are you gonna make
me feel so damn unprotected?
Speaker 8 (28:22):
They can get them all, they can do it all.
They could do the whole catalog.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Drink.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, Chasing Waterfalls is a whole new song now, Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Don't go don't go chasing prescriptions?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Huh because yeah, pre exposure.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I have to ask which one of your songs would
you read?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Right?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
That's like a prep ad.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Oh I think that's pretty easy. I have a song
called greased Up Freak.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Yeah, freak, greased freak. Yeah, that could work a prep
That freak exposurexis every day as much prep as you When.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Did preps happen? I haven't.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
That's a millennial memory is like prep.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
It was like it seems too good to be true,
and then all of a sudden everyone was on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Then it was just like old like, yeah, yeah, it's
basically the same medicine that folks have been using to
treat It's literally the same medicine I was taking differently
four years. Yeah. The big thing this year was the
injectable prep. A my street sis, a pharmacist cousin, texted me.
She's like, what do you think about injectable prep? She
(29:31):
found out about it before I did, which which is crazy.
Have you tried? I haven't yet.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Are taking out husbands, wives, aunts, uncles to get to
this injectable prep?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
People are down how often and how often?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
My boyfriend's currently doing it?
Speaker 8 (29:48):
And it's every Isn't it like an implant?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Maybe I don't work here.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
It's a big pill, it's a big prep.
Speaker 14 (30:01):
It was like, they don't look like this, why, that's
why I've heard That's exactly how.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
It was. Big novelty preps like that you just on
every six.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Months, every six months. But we love prep. We do
love we do love it.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
When we return, we're going to take a look back
on the year in Sniffy stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, all right, we're back. And now that we have
dived deep into the year's cultural touchstones, in this next act,
we're going to explore how Sniffy's users spent the hours
they weren't watching Wicked two or learning the Aprica A
dance moves. This is going to get dicey. We're diving
into into what you all we're doing, and I'm terrified
and really excited.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
This is all based on super high tech data gleaned
from our own cruisers behavior on Sniffy's. Our first data
point is the city with the highest level of engagement
on a single day.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Do you have any guesses? Oh my god, in the
United City and day.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I believe it's global.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Global, It's a global app. Holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
But it did start here. You like Stephanie German on herself,
she's global. She started New York.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Okay, we have to guess. So first, just guessing is
thinking of cities city, New York.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
There's something in the air, New York, New York, New York.
I'm going to take.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Another I'm going to okay, I'm going to be I'm
gonna I'm going to say birly just to be just
so that somebody can fail at this question.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Obviously it wasn't Berlin, New York.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Oh oh what day, let's see January sixth, That would
be October third, in honor of being girls.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What would it be Halloween?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
All?
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Hell is the if I call it? So we're supposed
to have a real guessday. Okay, so a real summer thing, right,
summer summer tell the xcx jo drab jo Jacquim Trier
summer the uh we I say that it was fourth
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of July and New York City. Yeah, we'll submit that
is a joint final answer.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yes, yes, a lot is writing on this.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Right, So you're right about the city. It was New
York City and right about it being summer, but it
was actually on Pride Sunday.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Shocking, shocking that we didn't just that all forgot so
Pride Sunday off twenty five.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, you're like, it's too obvious, so you overthink the question.
And in fact we are predictable creatures.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
The way the data is active users, we have no
idea loads exchanged, cocks exchanged, so we don't know because
you know, because what I always found with Pride, this
is in the old days.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay. You know, when I was a.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Little young, a little more gay of the gay way,
sort of a gay blade, a bit of a gay blade.
Never could get any fucking suck on pride. You can't
get it on pride.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Do you know?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
It's like because there's a choice paralysis. There's so much
going on. Everyone is in a frenzy. So I wonder, actually,
how much activity of sex of a sexual nature actually
came of all came of all this on the app?
You should demand that of your users. Well, do you
know you could get data if you wanted a sort
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of did you fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Did you not fuck? Just a simple thumbs up? Did
this interaction lead to fuck? Suck? You know?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Up?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Thumbs down? Did you can just add readings? Don't ratings?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Don't know the restaurant It killed the restaurant industry, letters,
it'll kill sex.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, our next piece of data, I think it's gonna
be very revealing about our audience. It is the three
most sought after types. Yes, so think you know twink,
daddy bear, what no.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Loads refused to type?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Oh it should be, it should but it's not. Okay,
that's a very philosophical question. Actually it would change the
nature of type forever. But in a way that come dumping,
come dumping.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
What they call that, right, Maybe that's the type the
come dump. It's a it's a sort of transcendent type.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
It's like a meta category of type because if any
type could in theory, you could like kind of join
in with it, they could be dumped in for yeah,
for lack of a better word.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
When I first heard of Sniffy's, I was like, have
you heard of this? It was like have you heard
of this app?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Where you could come anywhere, anywhere. It was like location
was emphasized.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pubble. But that's not a type of person though. Public.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
We're thinking twinks, Yeah, bears.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Celibate, trans women and long term relationships, hypochondriac brick trends. Yeah,
I am going to so we're guessing three.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, I think bear is one, okay.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
I for me, the real question is is Twink in
the list?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:27):
I vote no, It might be out because I wonder,
I canty. I can never tell if Twink is in
or Twink.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Troy ruined it. Everyone's fed up with Shallome. It's like
it's yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Okay, so so we say bears, bears, Uh, sissy, oh great, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And fucking daddy. I'm gonna say daddy and bear. Okay,
so we got bear, we got sissy, we got daddy.
These are the votes, were locking them in front of
certain you got one of them?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay? The top three are discreet? Oh brow.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Right in front of our freaking navvy ass word. That's
a very way of water style word.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Bro.
Speaker 16 (36:10):
They always call each other brow. Yeah, hey bro, Bro,
do your dicks. It's just brow it so brow. It's
huge and discrete another meta category.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
That's not a category, right because anyone, right, A twin
can be discreened, a dad can be discreet, close can
be discresed.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, she can't know, Actually.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
That was less discreete roll she can't. So we were
right though the twins didn't crack the top three.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
They did not.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
That was a prediction.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Crack isn't that a new slang getting people?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What is it? How is it used to crack?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I would like to be cracks this weekend?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
So is it always passive like that? I would like
to be cracked. I would like to crack. I love
to take a crack out of you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Sure from my experience I would like to be cracked.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I would like to be cracked, but you wouldn't be
like I want to crack.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
That feels weird to me.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
It feels weird. It doesn't roll off the top.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
It doesn't feel authentic.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
One crack I get. One seeks crack. I mean when
down crash.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Yeah, looking for a crack, great crack?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
All right, So what do we think of the top
three horny cities?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Do this?
Speaker 8 (37:37):
I don't find New York to do you find New
York a horny city? There are people that are having
sex a lot in New York Yes, but do you
feel that in New York's like I mean at the
level of affect You're like, I guess I have to
have sex. I'm in New York City.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I know people that come to New York just to fuck.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Yes, but are they horny while they fuck? Or are
they like is it like when you're in fucking Paris
have to go to the Louver or something.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't really want to go to the Louver.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I don't care, but I have to because I'm here,
and blah blah blah. What I always TELLT Like, in
New York, it's like you a fuck, it's like better.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Fuck. I don't think if I don't know if that's
a horny feeling, but it's.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
Like it's where do you feel Horney when you're like
like the train doesn't am switched and like.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You know, it's like I love that.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
You know that as a person, Oh, I keep up
with the train.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
The FM swap.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
So I think Miami is a horny Oh yeahs from Miami.
Miami is rough in many ways, commitity just general like
vibe and everyone's and and like crazy Republican people.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
Yeah, but it's very horny.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
To give you an insight, we are also looking at
the number of messages sent for the amount of users
in the city.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
So it wouldn't be enough for them to just be
a Horney city. They'd have to know how to type
as well. Yeah, use their dumb yes, all right, So
that rolls out, rolls out anywhere Florida maybe. Yeah. Everybody's
always talking about how d C is for Horney City.
So I'm gonna say DC is novelty picks. I think
New York is probably on the list to d New York.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
There's a hunger to this category, I think as well,
because if you're sending messages.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
You're like, I need, I need, I need, I need,
I need Eastern Seaboard.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That's what we're.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Yeah, so we'll say we'll say DC, Okay, Miami, New York, Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, So the first city is Santa Monica, California. Oh,
ther to sixty six out.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Of how many numbers?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Sixty six? I think it was like it was the
number of users divided by the number of messages sent. Okay, Yeah,
so it's like a.
Speaker 18 (39:49):
B M I yes, exactly, Yes, yeah, bussy mass In
totally totally call it that.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
I will be referring to it as that.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Sixty six.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Okay, yeah too. Groveland, Massachusetts, never heard of. I have
no idea, but it is. It is, and it has
a score of two forty two point eight okay.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Which so this is literally they are lying with statistics
here in terms of not lying.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I don't want to say lying. That's a very loaded word.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
But because it's a ratio, yes, yes, it's subject to.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Tampering is a wild word.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
Yeah, not tampering, you know what I mean. No, So
we have Groveland. There's like five guys. They message each other.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Around the clock. Okay, I want to go they're constantly
on love that you understood the IMN.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
But their ratio, their ratio is very hot. Yeah, there's
a small community in Groveland that's just like yes.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yes, they use it for everything. They use it, so
they use it. It's like WhatsApp.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Yes together, like cover and liked their dog watchers.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It's just gigs lest sexualized. And the third city I
could not point to this on a map is Lakewood, Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I love Lakewood, love like we love like what There's
never been a draw to go to Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Not even the dream of being a country star star.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All right, So there were over two hundred thousand, seven
hundred and eighteen groups that were convened via sniffyz this year. Groups.
What was the most popular group type? So to give
you an idea of these categories, you've got gang bangs,
you've got com dumps, you've got bait sessions, You've got
these these are groups.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Categories I don't understand really, what is the difference between
a gang bang and the come dump.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It come to ganbang, everyone is sort of involved in
fucking each other. Come dump is one singular person who's
getting bred one load after load load after load one,
diva in the middle.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
And we okay, So gangbang is like the handshake problem,
like yes, everybody with everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah. I feel like.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Come dump thanks to the wonderful work you guys do
with this app is through the room.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I think so too.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
My I feel like come dump is experiencing a renaissance
that we haven't seen since the renaissance.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah. Yeah, so I'm going to say number one, come dump.
Number two.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
There's only one answer we're looking here for.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Oh, come dumb. Okay, so we say come dump.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
We've all come up and you are you were correct.
And this number that I'm looking at on the screen
is kind of wild, is absolutely crazy. There's no way.
Speaker 8 (42:46):
Wait is that million?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, this is coming in now, coming in now ready.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
Hundred thirty seven million, two hundred and one thousand, one
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
MILLI congratulations around the world. Six hundred and thirty seven
million people attended. That's more followers and Beyonce has on
social media.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
So that's incredible and I want to say, I'm so
honored to be here.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Wrap up.
Speaker 9 (43:09):
You know your your dental hygienist, you're pharmacist, your librarian.
Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yeah, could be out of cum dump right now. Yeah, yes,
the numbers don't lie.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
The numbers don't lie.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Do you know what I like about cum dump? By
the way that it's the name of a person and
of an event. That the dumdumb is the person in
the middle and the event is called We're also called.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
A pump and dump, which we like to do, something
like I pumped my and then you dump.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I don't like that. I fear. I fear we are
a little too far gone. We can't take it back now,
all right? So I think we've got one last category.
So we're looking at the sex category as we were
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looking at city by fetish. So we're going to look
at cities that had very popular fetishes and we're going
to look at what that fetish was per capita, So
based on the amount of people there, how many people
are into this? So are our first fetish is just
ass love? That simple straight fan classic very fetishes? You
got any finishes? Yes, it's very what's your face?
Speaker 9 (44:26):
Who wrote Rivals the Hockey Show?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh? Rachel Rachel Re.
Speaker 9 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, you might live in Archibald, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
This was our highest fetish and the most concentrated level
of ass lovers were in Archibald, Pennsylvan.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Users that as their fetish.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
This is where like the lesser known cities really get
a chance to shine.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
For sure, like this one for hard cocks.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Hard cocks.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Hard cocks is number two and it's all to see
her in California, with seventy five point five percent of
users listening that as their feathers.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
More than asks that more than they listed in archibology.
Is there a statistic where people are like soft cock,
Like that's I'm really into soft cock.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I'm I love soft cock. Yeah, me too, what.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
The capital of There's just something magical about like a
soft cock.
Speaker 19 (45:23):
And then you like make it just you say, you
know what, real powerful As you're making it get hard,
it's like yeah, before I get there, yeah I actually
do that.
Speaker 18 (45:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
If you get there and it's hard, it's like it's jarring.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, there's only one thing you can do at that point. Yeah,
got soft direction. So but this is everybody is showing
up at this place with hard cocks in this town.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, that's what they're into, all right. Our next one
in the entry's armpits. And this is like kind of
wild because this we're going across the boat for this.
There is a city called the Entrance North in New
South Wales.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
Oh yeah, they've got great town names.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I love. Wait, have you toured in Australia?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I was like, what's your favorite city?
Speaker 20 (46:17):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
My favorite city is the Entrance The Entrance, the Entrance.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah. Sixty one point five percent of people in the
Entrance North, New South Wales, Australia are into arm pits pits.
All right. We've been having so much fun reviewing this
absolute hemorrhoid of a year. Of course, one of the
brightest spots here at Sniffy's has been the outrageous cruising confessions.
Our listeners have been calling in and leaving on our
(46:44):
voicemail all year. I can't believe you all did that.
I'm so happy you did. And today we have three
brand new ones from our listeners. Macie Data, Are you
ready to hear some cruising confessions? Oh? Yes, I had
no right.
Speaker 21 (47:00):
Way.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
Yelp.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
So one time I booked a hotel in New York
City and I was up taking dicks all night. I
really need a break. Some guy wants to come in
and fuck me in, I say, I'm getting very tired.
And he's like, are you into a sleep fetish? And
I was like kinda.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
So we set this up.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I'm actually asleep facing away from the door. He comes
into the hotel, goes up the elevator, walks into my room.
I'm sleeping. I don't see him at all. He fucks me,
comes in five minutes and leaves. So I got my
rest in. I don't know who he is. I never
saw him again.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I got his load, and I got enough.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
For us to continue. I come down session.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Hope.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
That was fun. So like, my question is this, how
do we know that the man actually came?
Speaker 20 (47:53):
If you were egg exactly the forest, ye, betree falls
in your hole while you're yeah, the collar is already
full of colm.
Speaker 8 (48:04):
The present of com is proof of nothing.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
They could have had a dream, you know.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
I fell watching a big, bold, beautiful journey and I
had a dream about that.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 9 (48:16):
It would be nice if like the guy came in
and started to fuck and then you drive.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
Off, you know, because you're so.
Speaker 22 (48:26):
Oh right, You're just so happy, You're so happy on
board whatever, you.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Know, but you know, you feel the beginning of it
and then you you're like, oh, God, yeah, sweet slumber.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Alright, so we do another one?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yes, that was okay.
Speaker 21 (48:50):
So this is actually a story about I went on
the bus and I was turned in the back and
the person in front of me had a laptop open.
And I lived in the Bay area of the Licon Valley,
so there's the buses have WHI I don't know if
that's normal. So he had his laptop open, and it
seems like he was sending videos him stopping somebody via email,
(49:14):
and I instantly got art.
Speaker 23 (49:17):
I have a pretty good programming memory, so I saw
the email which what they were using. So I went
home and I emailed him and I said, hey, I
was behind you on the bus and I got a
glimpse of what was going on. And he said, you
want to be in my next video? And I said absolutely.
So we met up for some public play in a
(49:39):
restroom and it was pretty fun.
Speaker 21 (49:41):
It was a pretty good recorded fun too.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
All right, All this is a love story. This is
New York Times wedding profile. It's like when Darren brought
his laptop into the bus, he never thought he'd find it.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Was also like if we had missed connections, right right,
right right. This was an opportunity for that, but also
like you're sitting like obviously the man is bold enough
to be sending pornography on the bus.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
On the just give a little tap on the shoulder and.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Say, hey, I like what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, how can I get next?
Speaker 8 (50:09):
Yeah, you don't have to salute out the emails?
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah like that. Just really, girl, you're doing too much work.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
All things kind of lead to this guy being sort
of exhibitionists in a way, because if you're emailing on
the bus, it's like there's a way to sort of
angle it if you.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Don't want people to see.
Speaker 22 (50:24):
But he's like on a last you can see the bones,
all right, last one, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
I live in the Hollywood area. I was walking past
the park and made out of.
Speaker 23 (50:42):
The guy clearly looking as was I, and uh, we
got down to it.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
I ended up like sort of fu in a little tunnel.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Oh, and so I was kind of in it from behind.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
And the same time, to be Hollywood for mirror, I think,
what's going on for a movie a big Hollywood premiere.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Helicopters flying around in a big spot like Being.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Black, the player Robin Hunt and I was hovering over
the tunnel and Hot Sucker Rocks. It sort of felt
like the movie premiere was for me, and that's the
spotlight for me, and the hovering helicopters for me, and
it all felt joked, just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
The way this diva went from so I was walking
through the park looking at mag and eye. It went
from super masculine to be like and then the spotlights
were yea. I loved that journey.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
I felt like Maryland.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Roses this time.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
What movie do you think it was?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh? Who's to say?
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I mean, there's a housing problems. I think it's wicked.
Speaker 8 (51:47):
It has to be okay, Harley's Angels two full trottle.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Basically naming movies like forty years ago. No one else
in the room, remember, dear old guy.
Speaker 8 (51:57):
Yeah, like you know what, I also like to calls
or it's just him going I made eyes that we
made eyes. Oh yeah, I was looking at him and
he was looking at me.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Of course, and then it went or something like that,
and then specified that he was faking in the butt
front from behind. I've tried to access the butt from
the front. It was so hard. It's so hard. That
was that was freaking vecna.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
That hard far fucking it was fucking the twink with
the bowl cu from behind and go.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
All right, well, thank you for joining us for those
phone calls. If you, your audience member, would like to
hear your own cruising confession on an upcoming episode of
this podcast in the future, you can call our Cruising
Confessions hotline at three zero two two one nine three
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you don't know where, don't ask, don't sorry.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Oh man, oh, y'all. This has been quite the show.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
We're so with you.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (53:12):
We hope you had a great twenty five or whatever
year it was.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, we can't remember.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
It really does feel like we got two extra guest hosts,
which love for sure. I love yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
All right, now, reminder of viewers and our listeners where
can they find you in Nympho Wars.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
On our Patreon? I guess on our Patreon. That's what
I would send everybody to. You can listen to. There's
like free previous and stuff and occasion we may there's
a bunch of old episodes. It's one hundred old episodes.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Is it Patreon?
Speaker 9 (53:47):
Is it nymph x x Sex, Yeah, it's Nympho is
patreon dot com slash Nympho.
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Wars x x Sex is the worst we ever.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
We can't can video.
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You okay, and like it goes into the spam folder.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's like it should have been.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
It's the most w show you could ever imagine. It's
so dorky. Yeah, but we are constantly yeah yeah, nim yeah,
nimph and xxx war. It's like we thought it was
so fun. Relax and they can listen if they type
in them forwards on podcasts.
Speaker 9 (54:22):
Can listen to Field seasons and Stress positions on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
To our listeners out there, thank you for joining us again.
We love ending this year with you. We hope our
show has helped you, whether that means making you laugh,
turning you on, inspiring you to look at someone's laptop
on the bus, and hooking up.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
With them later.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
We're really here for anything and everything, So thank you
for joining us this year, and whether you've listened to
one episode or the entire run, we're just grateful that
you were tuning in and joining.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Us and Hopefully we'll be back for season four. So listen, subscribe, share,
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Speaker 3 (55:06):
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Speaker 4 (55:10):
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Speaker 16 (55:24):
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Hey, viewers. Sniffy's Cruising Confessions is an explicit podcast about
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Put Jo, pussy yup, put your put your pussy yup,
Put your pussy yup.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Put put your pussy up. Welcome to Sniffy's Cruising Confessions.
I'm gabelon Sadas and.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I'm christtison Rosso. Each week we explore the sublime world
of queer sex, cruising, and relationships.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We talked to queer folks of all kinds. We'll ask
some questions, swap sex stories, share intimate revelations, and provide
practical advice that you can use at home. Joy put jos,
put job, put put Jo, put put jo, puts yup.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Ho ho ho.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
That was the scariest I've ever occurred. We're feeling festive.
O ho ho, Chris. In case you can tell from
our seasonal greeting, Yes, we are back for another Sniffy's
End of Year special. Have you any holiday hookups yet
I have.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I went to Vegas well with the Friday after Thanksgiving
stated a gorgeous, gorgeous hotel with a friend of mine
from San Diego. We went to see Mariah Carey because
I am a lamb through and through, and then we
had a little aftes at our place on Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Love to say, I know it after from Mariah is crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Calling it an aftes is really what kind of sent
me over there? That's what the girls are calling it
these days. You know where? Well where, hey, come to
the aftes. I've been in bed for four hours. I'm
so sorry. All right, Chris, I need to know what
was your hottest cruising confession of twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Okay, So that friend that I went to Vegas with?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we met in Portavarta at a
pool party music festival situation. He saw me and made
it very clear that we were going to be having sex.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
I went over and I bottomed for like the first
time in the year for every man that was in
the room.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh, you said, I will be taking over on this offer,
and we are going to be bringing in some supporting
guest doctors.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I love that he brought the actors. I just shut up.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, And it was one of those situations where I
was like, I'm going to prepare for this, but like
it had been about a year since I had bottomed,
and so I wasn't there to be the only bottom, right.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It just it just so happened.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But the universe shows you. I can't stand what about you.
I went to a bar that I frequent quite often
and they were throwing a sexy party. Wasn't a sex party,
but you know, yeah, it's like it's an underwear party.
And then the underwor is gone, and then what are
you doing? Sometimes when you throw together a hastily constructed
(02:48):
dark room, which you're really getting is like a little
latex curtain, right, you got like a little latex thing
on some wheels. You get like a little curtain.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So I'm like, okay, I'm at the party, I'm one
of the hosts. Nobody is in the dark room. Everybody's
like I need and I'm like, this is all right,
let's take one for the team. Let's great that, let's
fucking start this shit. And then slowly people start trickling in,
and slowly people start trickling in, and I guess the
point where I keep getting pushed farther and farther back
is people are coming in. I'm like, great, make way,
I will soon be done and I will have done
my job. When I get to the back of the
(03:16):
dark room, I kind of realized that there's a gap
where there's no more latex curtain, and basically like half
of the crowd on the dance floor can kind of
see you. I know where this is going, so back
there and the balls are slapping and someone's touching, and
I just like make eye contact with someone in the
audience and they're kind of like watching, and I'm like, okay,
I want to watch, you watch. And so they were
(03:38):
never in the dark room the entire night, but I
kind of just like kept looking over to see if
they were watching, and they'd be there, so I was
kind of like voyuring my voyeur. It was just like
five minutes of staring at them while I was fucking
somebody else, and they're like kind of like egging me
on with their eyes, but it was giving like a
lot of like eyebrows at one point, Okay, all right,
are you It was very mister bean, you know, what
I mean. Mister Bean doesn't talk. Mister Bean doesn't talk,
(03:59):
but you know exactly what he's going through, you know
exactly what he's thinking. It was a very mister Bean
moment for me. It was good, It was fun. Yes,
I don't want to look back on our body of work. Yeah,
what was your favorite episode that we've taped this year?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
We covered two seasons, and we did two seasons this year,
which is phenomenal. I'll say that I think the most
impactful for me of the year was talking with Joss Oh, yeah,
and talking about use.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
If I was engaging kim sex or is engaged in
P and P play, I would get like really like
secretive about it. I'd be very famed about it. And
then I did want anyone to know. And so the
next chance I had to have that scenario, I would
go full force.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Like I loved being able to have that conversation on
this platform around what like harm reduction can look like
and how kim sex is kind of really prevalent in
our communities and there isn't a right or wrong answer
to that question.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
You know.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Another highlight absolutely has to be when I learned about doubles.
Yes in our fisting episode. Yes, used to term doubles?
Is that exactly what it sounds like? Thank you? Do
you mean to hands? I don't think I will ever
experience doubles in life.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
I don't think you should say never.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Who knows. Maybe twenty years from now, I've done everything
there is to do and the only thing left is
to shove both my hands inside someone's asshole. Under Zoran
it will be mandatory. I don't make the rules. I
just voted for him. I'm so sorry big news. Oh yeah,
speaking of the podcast, Yeah, we've got a marriage in
the family. We do have a marriage. Frankie and Crush
got engaged, an upcoming marriage. Super exciting. Yeah, I love
(05:35):
their energy. They were one of our season two interviews.
I'm very glad they're getting engaged. It's gonna be cute.
They can finally adopt us. Okay, I do have one
more question for you, and I'm sure our listeners will
want an update as well.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
What are you asking?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
There was a guest that was kind of leaning. I
don't think with whom you were flirting back the entire episode.
Do you want to review it?
Speaker 7 (05:55):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I think we've actually got a clip that I would
like for us to to listen to just visit moment.
Let's visit.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
If I had sex with you, would you come back
and talk about it on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It depends if we said it was okay to talk
about I tell you it's okay, okay, great, I would
absolutely talk about it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Tune in for later.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
This I was a peddle. No, I will say this.
We are in communication. He's currently out of the country. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I have never seen you this quiet about something. You're like.
I will tell you all about my gang bang in Mexico,
but I will not talk about my flirtation with one
Reichem Shabaz. That is accurate and finally, last but not least,
a bit of shameless self promotion. We have been nominated
for I say it with me gam For those of
(06:46):
you who do not know what the Gleam words are,
they've been around since the nineties. They are a time
on her tradition to highlight the best and sometimes most
popular in New York City court night life. I'm thrilled
live in a nightly for a long time doing weird things,
but this is my first time getting nominated with you
I did yeah, No, all right, Well, twenty twenty five
has come, but like a lurker at a cum dump,
(07:07):
it hasn't gone yet. I think it's fair to say
this whole experience has been off kilter, stressful, and intense.
Zero stars on letterbox for this year at Sniffy's.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
We know that the best way to relieve tension is
to log into the map and find someone to help
you blow off steam.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
But there is one thing that gets us harder than
the promise of anonymous sex, and that is nostalgia. So
in our last episode of the year, we're going to
be looking back at it. That is to say, all
the major queer, cultural and sexual moments of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
You'll hear what our cruisers were up to, the butts,
the bulgess and everything that made us say well yes
and nope.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
And we're going to be doing it with two incredible
special guests, Macy Rodman an Theta Hammel of the iconic,
legendary Nympho Wars podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Since twenty eighteen, Theta and Macy have hosted Nympho Wars
and Absurdis comedy podcasts modeled after radio plays of their
early twentieth century and Morning Zoo radio.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That's right, the Sniffys Nympho Wars. End of your special
special about to begin.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Welcome to Sniffy's Cruising Confessions, Macy and Data.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
We're very excited to be here.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah, so excited to have you. Welcome to gig h Q.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
It's beautiful. It's a beautiful source of sort of sex positive,
it's infectious.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
We we love sex. We love sex, we love I
can't tell you, guys look like you you've maybe just
been partaking in well, we didn't.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
We weren't super familiar with Sniffy's. We confused it with
fragrant We.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thought it was fra grantica perfume.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
You know, Tom for Forum Women in the Midwest.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
Is tacky app that you have is much more interesting.
It's about signific it's about sniffing sex.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Smell it out.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Yeah, So we just took an amble through the We
took an bramble through the ramble through the ramble.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
There are brambles in the rambles there as.
Speaker 8 (09:05):
They should call it the bramble. We didn't do a
lot of rambles.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Got we do.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
I got a few, so we we didn't do a
lot of cruising this year.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
We didn't know we're today mostly just we tried to
pack it all in cruising right before you amazing got in.
Speaker 8 (09:23):
She got in from Spain and we had we had
our call time here and so we just said, okay,
let's well go to the brambles. A lot of Sniffy's
activity in the trample there are taking a little amble.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah, the history of the rambles actually narrated by Isabelle Roussolin.
Either party's department has a lovely little audio really.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Really that goes with her green porno theme.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Surprising that she didn't talk about cruising on it all.
She doesn't know what does she talking about? Looking, bird
watching in greenery.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
It's all subjects from Yeah, it's Italian.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
You get sound like my father was, you know, my
mother was Ingrid Bergman.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
She loved to suck my father's Anyways, they loved they
loved to take a raver.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
They were in New York. All right, let's let's center,
let's revisit nature. Yes, we're doing a year and recap. Yes,
so I want to know what were for each of
you the most formative moments of the year. If you
can pick three, they can be impactful in a good way.
Impactful in a traumatic way, impactful in an unhinged way. McCrae, cray,
(10:39):
what is it?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I think this was I think what we can say?
What I can say?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
It's everywhere, it is everywhere. This is the year that
so Tate McCrae started, you know, as a name, right
you heard person, and then as if by a sort
of almost wicked magic, it turned out that this came
into being Tate McGray. She had that song Greedy, which
was from twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Well it was a while ago.
Speaker 8 (11:06):
But this year, this year that she dissolved again into
pure names. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know it's
all come and gone, so coming gone, ride in my
car or something. I know she dated someone and there
was a there was a back and forth.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
She's dating and calling.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
But it's impossible to not joke jos, thank you.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
So anyway, that that was event one was the dissolving
of it's a pure name McGray.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
What was number two? Really? The honest answer is I
don't remember the year. I remember.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
It's all just totally falling out of my head right now.
I think that what happened this year is I put
up blackout curtains in my not for sexual reasons, of course,
don't don't have sex, really don't have time sucking.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Everyone sees it. It's gotta be in published.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Mostly to sleep and to keep the sun out and side.
It's like one long day in a dark room.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
That could be the number two Blackout Curtains, Blackout, Blackout Curtains.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
And then of course Ham for me because then moved
to Spain. Ham for me, Yeah, that'll be him for me.
And that's our other movie that's coming out is Ham
had have a lot of projects.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Scarlett Johan as the hem. So you don't want to talk,
you know.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Twenty twenty five was all about tat McGray blah blah blah,
Blackout Curtains. For us, twenty twenty six is the Euar
of sex. Right, we stily discovered what the app is.
You want to get it on our phone with the QR. Yeah,
we know what goes on at the Bramble and the
Ramble and you know how we've learned the basics and
so for twenty twenty six it's all about.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
It's all about turn to sex. Yeah, really exciting basics.
Speaker 8 (12:51):
Oral sex, anal sex and the first fatal sex. The
Year of Sex twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, are you're calling it?
Speaker 8 (12:56):
And if he's here, of course we're not going to
use any competing apps. We don't like them or no others.
I've never been aware of it. We don't approve of them,
we don't endorse them.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't know if our listeners can tell me all
clearly have a rapport. It is because you do. You
do hosts a podcast together. We do. And I want
to know the origin story of your podcast. I want
to know who murdered Frans fernand and kicked off the
Info Wars. What what was your origin story?
Speaker 9 (13:19):
We were going to do, Uh, we were going to
start a band together. We know each other from Brooklyn nightlife,
hanging out for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Clinton based, of course, Brooklyn based.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
We were going to start a band called Dumb Madonna,
which was it would be covers of Madonna's worst song.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
So it probably be like I Love.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Ye Yes or like Hey Jesse, ice Creams and Butterfly.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
We were doing the one.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
We were like B sides decide we're obsessed with a
recent B side where she's like no, no, no, She's like,
what do.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You know about sex sounes? Stupid? You know that one.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
We're going to do.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
We were going to start, We're going to die, We're
gonna dabble, but we didn't do that. I check it out,
I think mainly I check it out because I was like,
we got ambitious. Yeah, we actually we decided, uh that
you it was your idea to start a podcast. And
our first episode was called by Orgy, was called by
(14:19):
Orgy because we were on it was it was before
the for your Time and you got a thing you
got the Wretched on a blank other app by Orgy
lovely Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, yeah, and you didn't go no.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
But it was all about how we were confused about
what does that mean?
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Who was at a bye Orgy?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Why specify?
Speaker 10 (14:39):
You know?
Speaker 9 (14:39):
It was like very just like it was confusing and
then and then there was no follow up. So it
was just like we were totally like riffing on that
and I think we like probably drank a bottle of
vest Blow and while we were doing it.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Yeah, and so it read ready and then we had
a huge wind in our sales from from Stars Born
coming out the Bradley Bradley Cooper.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
The energy that week must have been off.
Speaker 8 (15:05):
We got we got basically all of our capital from
from A Star Is Born, y'all remember Stars Born?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
In the little film. Absolutely, she was on lithium the
whole time. It only comes out now. She was on
lithium the whole time.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
She was the Jackson Maine of A Star Is Born,
She was the you know, they were the and for
Jackson Maine, for Bradley, brad calling Bradley a piece on
his own pants at the at the at the Grammys,
which of course had us jacket off like crazy. We
couldn't get enough. But that piss was a prop, a
(15:43):
mere prop. Meanwhile, lad you got guys over in the
corner piss in front lines of lithium at the fake Grammys.
She was on lithium the whole time. Anyway, we loved
the movie, We loved, we love and we're still sort
of we're still just working off that the camel's hump
(16:05):
of a Star is Born all these years later, ten
years later, and then and she just gads something every
single day that makes us angry. We're very Lady Gaga
centric podcast.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
We got some questions for you, just for you. We
did kind of expect that. Okay, we're prepared. It's oh,
this was mayhem.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
Yes here was the Mayhem Here My Wrong Born and
which was seven years. Yeah, so for us it's really
about Mayhem Dead Dance and.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Wednesday and when.
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Wednesday Wednesday, actually.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
She's gone.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
I defied Tate McGray to play a ghost on Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
And with the way.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
That we loved we do love her, of course lady,
she almost and I mean basically we we still we did.
We we only do a very furtive Patreon show. Now
we don't put we don't think put things in front
of the pay well because it's a lot of work
and of course you have to record it was like
(17:17):
and record it and put it out. But I I
honestly I feel that like basically we almost I almost
felt like may have ended the show forever. It was
like it was like a giant anvilage.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
You described it as like like like eating, because we
loved it. At first we were like, oh wow, disease, disease,
and then she sorry, and then you described it as
like if you like eat, you you go to sleep
and you're eating like a delicious steak, and then you
wake up and you're chewing on like a plastic bag
(17:52):
and it was all a mirage.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yeah, we through that.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Oh, we don't. We ended up. We went. We ended
up going.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
You're chewing the steak, and then you're going, as you're
going to sleep, you wake up and it was a mirage.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
You never take I never took a steak. You never
took a steak. I'm just no oreos.
Speaker 8 (18:22):
Oreos oreos steak. We like a nice wet steak because
then you stay, your sheets get nice and wet, nice
and wet. We laugh and meaty, meaty sheets. Sharks talked
about meaty sheet. Everybody knows that you get meat you
(18:46):
go to bed with me, we have meat sheet sheets
made of meat by lady Oh.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
My god, what the fucking where were we again?
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Ma'am ma'am almost killed us and destroyed our with it
almost to start and then dead Dance was a real blow.
Just when we got back on our feet.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
What happened? Where?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
How the baby Jane Burton in the woods Timber and
the woods with dolls on.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
A trader's challenge with Lady g is what that felt like. Yes,
you loved it.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
People loved it.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh, people loved it.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
And we want to say, for the record, we want
to say that we also love it. We couldn't get
enough we love it, so don't you dare started?
Speaker 1 (19:34):
No, thank you so much. Listeners for the worst.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, we know where you are. We have your coordinates.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
HQ. That seems like a perfect oral history for the podcast.
It started at a star is born, It ended with mayhem.
Everything in between was damp meat.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yes, yeahility sharks. We're offering. We're asking seven hundred thousands
for a two percent stake.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Insuckable meats. Suckable meats.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh God makes you. I have a question for you.
You moved to Spain, you married a super hot Meil model.
Oh yeah, an incredible album.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Oh thank you?
Speaker 4 (20:25):
What's next?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Well?
Speaker 9 (20:27):
Sex second is next in general? Yeah, because I did
get married. But we say you wait for marriage, but
they don't talk about how the way after the mariage,
what happens as well, to.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Get settled, get to know each other?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Yeah, right exactly.
Speaker 8 (20:42):
Yeah, so much pressure. I mean, it's so it's so reactionary.
That's the whole idea of the wedding night.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
They wanted. You wanted to queer this whole idea.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Yes, we're queering the idea by postponing sex as long
as possible.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Of course, I have sex with me. The husband all
the time.
Speaker 8 (20:56):
Yeah, twenty twenty six is all about that. Yeah, you know,
sort of a style. It's like, you know, in the
theater of the mind. Okay, I'm having sex all the time.
I'm having sex right now. Of course, it's very it's
pissed ship and all of that.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Gang bang.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
No no no, no, no, no, no, no Cannibal nothing Cannibal.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
It's in the theater of the mind. Right.
Speaker 8 (21:22):
But like Vecna, right, the like Vecna's plan to you
know vena.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
What is like a vector.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
From the Stranger's sort of like a gooey sort of
theater of the mind style.
Speaker 8 (21:45):
Freddy Freddy Krueger ass skeleton guy, Skeleton guy, skeleton guy.
And the idea is we're going to leave the upside
down the theater of the mind.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We're going to come into the real world.
Speaker 8 (21:56):
Right, And I should have even brought it up, because
don't even know. Well, let's calm down for a second.
Is coming. It's time to end this. Nobody watches Stranger Thing.
Nobody watched it all in one day, but on the
whole press stour. I mean they haven't done now, no, no, no,
(22:19):
they're doing it an installment, you know, like a Klarna
style TV release.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, that is exactly. So they're releasing in clumps.
Speaker 8 (22:29):
The first clump, you know, is still at large and
you're enjoying it, and we and everybody. Once an episode,
people go, we have to end this. It's time to
end this, and then there's more episodes to come. They
don't end it, you fucking liars. I mean to be
sure they they look up.
Speaker 12 (22:49):
There in their early thirties and playing teenagers. If they are,
absolutely and it doesn't help that they the wig. You
would think that the wind, the wig technology. You would
think we'd be living in an age of peak wig.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Well, Netflix has what twenty thousand trillion billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
If they all came wig for Millie Bonnie, they're putting.
Speaker 13 (23:09):
It into they're.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Putting into Vecna. It all went into Vecna, It all.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Went into I guess whether it's Vecna or the Duba
Organs or the nind Flayer. We can't get enough at
Sniffy's HQ of Stranger. Things were eagerly await the next clump.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
There is to drop a trump esccadence to your description
of stranger. We can't get enough of the Mellie Brownie,
the mill.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
Is very disloyaled, very disloyal. She didn't go she's home school.
She used to be great, but she's homeschool catches up
with people.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
High school. So, now that we've learned about Beckna in Spain, yea,
I have a question for you. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Okay,
it's gonna happen. You directed the award winning film Stress
Positions won no awards, It won won the Producer Award
at Sundance.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
Oh no, that was for brad Our producer, for his
being a producer, right, but.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
The film, but it was specifically for brad. It was for.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
Brad in the if you read the fine this is.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Don't ever congratulate for this.
Speaker 8 (24:24):
Attached the movie to his production. This was a This
was a sort of blip. This was a blemish on
overall trajectory.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
So award negating film.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
Yes, award negating film Stress Positions.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
You're also very opinionated on film Twitter. You're keeping it
alive single handedly, I believe.
Speaker 8 (24:43):
So I do tweets. Yes, I stand behind none of
my opinions. Of course, my opinions do not equal endorsements
of my opinions.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
What were some of your favorite and more importantly, least
favorite cinematic moments of the year. You know it's so dangerous.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
Let me talk, Let me think, what is my favorite
cinematic moment of a new relief this year?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Sure, it's one thing to ship on you know. I
shipped stuff on Twitter a lot, metaphorically of course, the
the but I always delete. I always delete everything because
I'm a coward.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
You're too deep in the industry now though you're part
of the elite. I'm now that you've had up. I'm
too too fisted. You're waiting for Netflix to to give
you your stranger things.
Speaker 8 (25:23):
You can't give me my Vecnam moment exactly. So I'm
just holding back slightly from the denunciatory tone that I take,
that I take behind the paywall.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
We're not here to tank your career. You got to
hold back the reserves. There's no career. There's really no career.
Speaker 8 (25:39):
I want to thank the patron just so career.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
There's one movie. I this podcast, Leady Gogall.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
We'll hear I'm going to hear.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This then then hear me. Listen to me.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
There's one you want an oscar, you want an acting Oscar.
There's one person, one person who can give you that
acting Oscar, and it's me to Hammel, me, I will
write you the role of a lifetime. I don't know
what it is. Maybe you'll be teaching children Shakespeare, okay,
or maybe you'll be a cult leader, or maybe you'll
(26:11):
be do whatever. But there is a straight path, and
there is a winding path to an Oscar. And I'm
in this one respect straight as can be. Honey, I
will I am the shortest line between you and an Oscar.
Me say to Hammel, call me call Jason Chlorified, my agent.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, So I think even more of a feat
was a musical endeavor that was recently released. We now
have a version of TLC's Creep. Have rewritten the lyrics
so that they are about prep. Is it real? TLC
members is one we got t bos am? I correct? Yes,
Boss to sing a song promoting prep that is based
(26:51):
on the song Creep. I think we should should we
listen to it?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
We shouldst let's bring it.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yes, it's me again, It's again.
Speaker 8 (27:06):
The voice, the voice.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
You still got it? Think no man.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Pre exposure prophylaxis. I genuinely feel.
Speaker 14 (27:25):
Get out of here.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I was like trying to sit in a do you know.
Do you know how like gift did you have to
be to make that sensual?
Speaker 10 (27:41):
I expecting your response in twenty hours, genuinely sensual and
seductive in a way that I was not expecting.
Speaker 8 (27:54):
Can you imagine if they got uh, Lady Gaga, what
to do?
Speaker 15 (28:00):
Oh my god, make you never want to have sex
or take prep every Oh my god, that makes me
want to do Yeah, this makes me.
Speaker 9 (28:11):
Want to run to the pharmacy. We think should do
a whole album of TLC. Why are you gonna make
me feel so damn unprotected?
Speaker 8 (28:22):
They can get them all, they can do it all.
They could do the whole catalog.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Drink.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, Chasing Waterfalls is a whole new song now, Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Don't go don't go chasing prescriptions?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Huh because yeah, pre exposure.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
I have to ask which one of your songs would
you read?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Right?
Speaker 4 (28:40):
That's like a prep ad.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
Oh I think that's pretty easy. I have a song
called greased Up Freak.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
Yeah, freak, greased freak. Yeah, that could work a prep
That freak exposurexis every day as much prep as you When.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Did preps happen? I haven't.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
That's a millennial memory is like prep.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
It was like it seems too good to be true,
and then all of a sudden everyone was on.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Then it was just like old like, yeah, yeah, it's
basically the same medicine that folks have been using to
treat It's literally the same medicine I was taking differently
four years. Yeah. The big thing this year was the
injectable prep. A my street sis, a pharmacist cousin, texted me.
She's like, what do you think about injectable prep? She
(29:31):
found out about it before I did, which which is crazy.
Have you tried? I haven't yet.
Speaker 8 (29:36):
Are taking out husbands, wives, aunts, uncles to get to
this injectable prep?
Speaker 1 (29:42):
People are down how often and how often?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
My boyfriend's currently doing it?
Speaker 8 (29:48):
And it's every Isn't it like an implant?
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Maybe I don't work here.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
It's a big pill, it's a big prep.
Speaker 14 (30:01):
It was like, they don't look like this, why, that's
why I've heard That's exactly how.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
It was. Big novelty preps like that you just on
every six.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Months, every six months. But we love prep. We do
love we do love it.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
All right.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
When we return, we're going to take a look back
on the year in Sniffy stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Yeah, all right, we're back. And now that we have
dived deep into the year's cultural touchstones, in this next act,
we're going to explore how Sniffy's users spent the hours
they weren't watching Wicked two or learning the Aprica A
dance moves. This is going to get dicey. We're diving
into into what you all we're doing, and I'm terrified
and really excited.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
This is all based on super high tech data gleaned
from our own cruisers behavior on Sniffy's. Our first data
point is the city with the highest level of engagement
on a single day.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Do you have any guesses? Oh my god, in the
United City and day.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I believe it's global.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Global, It's a global app. Holy fuck.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
But it did start here. You like Stephanie German on herself,
she's global. She started New York.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Okay, we have to guess. So first, just guessing is
thinking of cities city, New York.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
There's something in the air, New York, New York, New York.
I'm going to take.
Speaker 8 (31:40):
Another I'm going to okay, I'm going to be I'm
gonna I'm going to say birly just to be just
so that somebody can fail at this question.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Obviously it wasn't Berlin, New York.
Speaker 8 (31:53):
Oh oh what day, let's see January sixth, That would
be October third, in honor of being girls.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
What would it be Halloween?
Speaker 4 (32:05):
All?
Speaker 8 (32:06):
Hell is the if I call it? So we're supposed
to have a real guessday. Okay, so a real summer thing, right,
summer summer tell the xcx jo drab jo Jacquim Trier
summer the uh we I say that it was fourth
(32:26):
of July and New York City. Yeah, we'll submit that
is a joint final answer.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yes, yes, a lot is writing on this.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Right, So you're right about the city. It was New
York City and right about it being summer, but it
was actually on Pride Sunday.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Shocking, shocking that we didn't just that all forgot so
Pride Sunday off twenty five.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, you're like, it's too obvious, so you overthink the question.
And in fact we are predictable creatures.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
The way the data is active users, we have no
idea loads exchanged, cocks exchanged, so we don't know because
you know, because what I always found with Pride, this
is in the old days.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Okay. You know, when I was a.
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Little young, a little more gay of the gay way,
sort of a gay blade, a bit of a gay blade.
Never could get any fucking suck on pride. You can't
get it on pride.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Do you know?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
It's like because there's a choice paralysis. There's so much
going on. Everyone is in a frenzy. So I wonder, actually,
how much activity of sex of a sexual nature actually
came of all came of all this on the app?
You should demand that of your users. Well, do you
know you could get data if you wanted a sort
(33:49):
of did you fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Did you not fuck? Just a simple thumbs up? Did
this interaction lead to fuck? Suck? You know?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Up?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Thumbs down? Did you can just add readings? Don't ratings?
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Don't know the restaurant It killed the restaurant industry, letters,
it'll kill sex.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, our next piece of data, I think it's gonna
be very revealing about our audience. It is the three
most sought after types. Yes, so think you know twink,
daddy bear, what no.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
Loads refused to type?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Oh it should be, it should but it's not. Okay,
that's a very philosophical question. Actually it would change the
nature of type forever. But in a way that come dumping,
come dumping.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
What they call that, right, Maybe that's the type the
come dump. It's a it's a sort of transcendent type.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
It's like a meta category of type because if any
type could in theory, you could like kind of join
in with it, they could be dumped in for yeah,
for lack of a better word.
Speaker 9 (34:48):
When I first heard of Sniffy's, I was like, have
you heard of this? It was like have you heard
of this app?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Where you could come anywhere, anywhere. It was like location
was emphasized.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pubble. But that's not a type of person though. Public.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
We're thinking twinks, Yeah, bears.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
Celibate, trans women and long term relationships, hypochondriac brick trends. Yeah,
I am going to so we're guessing three.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, I think bear is one, okay.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
I for me, the real question is is Twink in
the list?
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (35:27):
I vote no, It might be out because I wonder,
I canty. I can never tell if Twink is in
or Twink.
Speaker 9 (35:33):
Troy ruined it. Everyone's fed up with Shallome. It's like
it's yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:39):
Okay, so so we say bears, bears, Uh, sissy, oh great, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
And fucking daddy. I'm gonna say daddy and bear. Okay,
so we got bear, we got sissy, we got daddy.
These are the votes, were locking them in front of
certain you got one of them?
Speaker 4 (35:56):
Right?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Okay? The top three are discreet? Oh brow.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Right in front of our freaking navvy ass word. That's
a very way of water style word.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Bro.
Speaker 16 (36:10):
They always call each other brow. Yeah, hey bro, Bro,
do your dicks. It's just brow it so brow. It's
huge and discrete another meta category.
Speaker 8 (36:25):
That's not a category, right because anyone, right, A twin
can be discreened, a dad can be discreet, close can
be discresed.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, she can't know, Actually.
Speaker 8 (36:38):
That was less discreete roll she can't. So we were
right though the twins didn't crack the top three.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
They did not.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
That was a prediction.
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Crack isn't that a new slang getting people?
Speaker 1 (36:50):
What is it? How is it used to crack?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
I would like to be cracks this weekend?
Speaker 8 (36:53):
So is it always passive like that? I would like
to be cracked. I would like to crack. I love
to take a crack out of you know, I'm.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Sure from my experience I would like to be cracked.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I would like to be cracked, but you wouldn't be
like I want to crack.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
That feels weird to me.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
It feels weird. It doesn't roll off the top.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
It doesn't feel authentic.
Speaker 17 (37:14):
One crack I get. One seeks crack. I mean when
down crash.
Speaker 8 (37:24):
Yeah, looking for a crack, great crack?
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
All right, So what do we think of the top
three horny cities?
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Do this?
Speaker 8 (37:37):
I don't find New York to do you find New
York a horny city? There are people that are having
sex a lot in New York Yes, but do you
feel that in New York's like I mean at the
level of affect You're like, I guess I have to
have sex. I'm in New York City.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
I know people that come to New York just to fuck.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Yes, but are they horny while they fuck? Or are
they like is it like when you're in fucking Paris
have to go to the Louver or something.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
I don't really want to go to the Louver.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
I don't care, but I have to because I'm here,
and blah blah blah. What I always TELLT Like, in
New York, it's like you a fuck, it's like better.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Fuck. I don't think if I don't know if that's
a horny feeling, but it's.
Speaker 9 (38:16):
Like it's where do you feel Horney when you're like
like the train doesn't am switched and like.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You know, it's like I love that.
Speaker 8 (38:23):
You know that as a person, Oh, I keep up
with the train.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
The FM swap.
Speaker 9 (38:34):
So I think Miami is a horny Oh yeahs from Miami.
Miami is rough in many ways, commitity just general like
vibe and everyone's and and like crazy Republican people.
Speaker 8 (38:48):
Yeah, but it's very horny.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
To give you an insight, we are also looking at
the number of messages sent for the amount of users
in the city.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
So it wouldn't be enough for them to just be
a Horney city. They'd have to know how to type
as well. Yeah, use their dumb yes, all right, So
that rolls out, rolls out anywhere Florida maybe. Yeah. Everybody's
always talking about how d C is for Horney City.
So I'm gonna say DC is novelty picks. I think
New York is probably on the list to d New York.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
There's a hunger to this category, I think as well,
because if you're sending messages.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
You're like, I need, I need, I need, I need,
I need Eastern Seaboard.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That's what we're.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
Yeah, so we'll say we'll say DC, Okay, Miami, New York, Okay.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Okay, So the first city is Santa Monica, California. Oh,
ther to sixty six out.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Of how many numbers?
Speaker 1 (39:42):
Sixty six? I think it was like it was the
number of users divided by the number of messages sent. Okay, Yeah,
so it's like a.
Speaker 18 (39:49):
B M I yes, exactly, Yes, yeah, bussy mass In
totally totally call it that.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
I will be referring to it as that.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Sixty six.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Okay, yeah too. Groveland, Massachusetts, never heard of. I have
no idea, but it is. It is, and it has
a score of two forty two point eight okay.
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Which so this is literally they are lying with statistics
here in terms of not lying.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I don't want to say lying. That's a very loaded word.
Speaker 8 (40:25):
But because it's a ratio, yes, yes, it's subject to.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
Tampering is a wild word.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
Yeah, not tampering, you know what I mean. No, So
we have Groveland. There's like five guys. They message each other.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Around the clock. Okay, I want to go they're constantly
on love that you understood the IMN.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
But their ratio, their ratio is very hot. Yeah, there's
a small community in Groveland that's just like yes.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yes, they use it for everything. They use it, so
they use it. It's like WhatsApp.
Speaker 9 (40:59):
Yes together, like cover and liked their dog watchers.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
It's just gigs lest sexualized. And the third city I
could not point to this on a map is Lakewood, Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Holy fucking shit.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I love Lakewood, love like we love like what There's
never been a draw to go to Tennessee.
Speaker 8 (41:22):
Not even the dream of being a country star star.
Speaker 6 (41:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
All right, So there were over two hundred thousand, seven
hundred and eighteen groups that were convened via sniffyz this year. Groups.
What was the most popular group type? So to give
you an idea of these categories, you've got gang bangs,
you've got com dumps, you've got bait sessions, You've got
these these are groups.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
Categories I don't understand really, what is the difference between
a gang bang and the come dump.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It come to ganbang, everyone is sort of involved in
fucking each other. Come dump is one singular person who's
getting bred one load after load load after load one,
diva in the middle.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
And we okay, So gangbang is like the handshake problem,
like yes, everybody with everybody.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
Yeah. I feel like.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
Come dump thanks to the wonderful work you guys do
with this app is through the room.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
I think so too.
Speaker 8 (42:20):
My I feel like come dump is experiencing a renaissance
that we haven't seen since the renaissance.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah. Yeah, so I'm going to say number one, come dump.
Number two.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
There's only one answer we're looking here for.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Oh, come dumb. Okay, so we say come dump.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
We've all come up and you are you were correct.
And this number that I'm looking at on the screen
is kind of wild, is absolutely crazy. There's no way.
Speaker 8 (42:46):
Wait is that million?
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, this is coming in now, coming in now ready.
Speaker 9 (42:50):
Hundred thirty seven million, two hundred and one thousand, one
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
MILLI congratulations around the world. Six hundred and thirty seven
million people attended. That's more followers and Beyonce has on
social media.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
So that's incredible and I want to say, I'm so
honored to be here.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Wrap up.
Speaker 9 (43:09):
You know your your dental hygienist, you're pharmacist, your librarian.
Speaker 8 (43:15):
Yeah, could be out of cum dump right now. Yeah, yes,
the numbers don't lie.
Speaker 4 (43:20):
The numbers don't lie.
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Do you know what I like about cum dump? By
the way that it's the name of a person and
of an event. That the dumdumb is the person in
the middle and the event is called We're also called.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
A pump and dump, which we like to do, something
like I pumped my and then you dump.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I don't like that. I fear. I fear we are
a little too far gone. We can't take it back now,
all right? So I think we've got one last category.
So we're looking at the sex category as we were
(44:02):
looking at city by fetish. So we're going to look
at cities that had very popular fetishes and we're going
to look at what that fetish was per capita, So
based on the amount of people there, how many people
are into this? So are our first fetish is just
ass love? That simple straight fan classic very fetishes? You
got any finishes? Yes, it's very what's your face?
Speaker 9 (44:26):
Who wrote Rivals the Hockey Show?
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Oh? Rachel Rachel Re.
Speaker 9 (44:36):
Yeah, yeah, you might live in Archibald, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
This was our highest fetish and the most concentrated level
of ass lovers were in Archibald, Pennsylvan.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Users that as their fetish.
Speaker 9 (44:50):
This is where like the lesser known cities really get
a chance to shine.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
For sure, like this one for hard cocks.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
Hard cocks.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Hard cocks is number two and it's all to see
her in California, with seventy five point five percent of
users listening that as their feathers.
Speaker 8 (45:05):
More than asks that more than they listed in archibology.
Is there a statistic where people are like soft cock,
Like that's I'm really into soft cock.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
I'm I love soft cock. Yeah, me too, what.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
The capital of There's just something magical about like a
soft cock.
Speaker 19 (45:23):
And then you like make it just you say, you
know what, real powerful As you're making it get hard,
it's like yeah, before I get there, yeah I actually
do that.
Speaker 18 (45:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
If you get there and it's hard, it's like it's jarring.
Speaker 8 (45:43):
Yeah, there's only one thing you can do at that point. Yeah,
got soft direction. So but this is everybody is showing
up at this place with hard cocks in this town.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, that's what they're into, all right. Our next one
in the entry's armpits. And this is like kind of
wild because this we're going across the boat for this.
There is a city called the Entrance North in New
South Wales.
Speaker 8 (46:07):
Oh yeah, they've got great town names.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
I love. Wait, have you toured in Australia?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:14):
I was like, what's your favorite city?
Speaker 20 (46:17):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
My favorite city is the Entrance The Entrance, the Entrance.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah. Sixty one point five percent of people in the
Entrance North, New South Wales, Australia are into arm pits pits.
All right. We've been having so much fun reviewing this
absolute hemorrhoid of a year. Of course, one of the
brightest spots here at Sniffy's has been the outrageous cruising confessions.
Our listeners have been calling in and leaving on our
(46:44):
voicemail all year. I can't believe you all did that.
I'm so happy you did. And today we have three
brand new ones from our listeners. Macie Data, Are you
ready to hear some cruising confessions? Oh? Yes, I had
no right.
Speaker 21 (47:00):
Way.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
Yelp.
Speaker 6 (47:01):
So one time I booked a hotel in New York
City and I was up taking dicks all night. I
really need a break. Some guy wants to come in
and fuck me in, I say, I'm getting very tired.
And he's like, are you into a sleep fetish? And
I was like kinda.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
So we set this up.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
I'm actually asleep facing away from the door. He comes
into the hotel, goes up the elevator, walks into my room.
I'm sleeping. I don't see him at all. He fucks me,
comes in five minutes and leaves. So I got my
rest in. I don't know who he is. I never
saw him again.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
I got his load, and I got enough.
Speaker 6 (47:46):
For us to continue. I come down session.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
Hope.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
That was fun. So like, my question is this, how
do we know that the man actually came?
Speaker 20 (47:53):
If you were egg exactly the forest, ye, betree falls
in your hole while you're yeah, the collar is already
full of colm.
Speaker 8 (48:04):
The present of com is proof of nothing.
Speaker 6 (48:07):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
They could have had a dream, you know.
Speaker 8 (48:09):
I fell watching a big, bold, beautiful journey and I
had a dream about that.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 9 (48:16):
It would be nice if like the guy came in
and started to fuck and then you drive.
Speaker 8 (48:22):
Off, you know, because you're so.
Speaker 22 (48:26):
Oh right, You're just so happy, You're so happy on
board whatever, you.
Speaker 7 (48:33):
Know, but you know, you feel the beginning of it
and then you you're like, oh, God, yeah, sweet slumber.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Alright, so we do another one?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Yes, that was okay.
Speaker 21 (48:50):
So this is actually a story about I went on
the bus and I was turned in the back and
the person in front of me had a laptop open.
And I lived in the Bay area of the Licon Valley,
so there's the buses have WHI I don't know if
that's normal. So he had his laptop open, and it
seems like he was sending videos him stopping somebody via email,
(49:14):
and I instantly got art.
Speaker 23 (49:17):
I have a pretty good programming memory, so I saw
the email which what they were using. So I went
home and I emailed him and I said, hey, I
was behind you on the bus and I got a
glimpse of what was going on. And he said, you
want to be in my next video? And I said absolutely.
So we met up for some public play in a
(49:39):
restroom and it was pretty fun.
Speaker 21 (49:41):
It was a pretty good recorded fun too.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
All right, All this is a love story. This is
New York Times wedding profile. It's like when Darren brought
his laptop into the bus, he never thought he'd find it.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Was also like if we had missed connections, right right,
right right. This was an opportunity for that, but also
like you're sitting like obviously the man is bold enough
to be sending pornography on the bus.
Speaker 4 (50:03):
On the just give a little tap on the shoulder and.
Speaker 1 (50:05):
Say, hey, I like what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, how can I get next?
Speaker 8 (50:09):
Yeah, you don't have to salute out the emails?
Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yeah like that. Just really, girl, you're doing too much work.
Speaker 8 (50:13):
All things kind of lead to this guy being sort
of exhibitionists in a way, because if you're emailing on
the bus, it's like there's a way to sort of
angle it if you.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Don't want people to see.
Speaker 22 (50:24):
But he's like on a last you can see the bones,
all right, last one, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (50:36):
I live in the Hollywood area. I was walking past
the park and made out of.
Speaker 23 (50:42):
The guy clearly looking as was I, and uh, we
got down to it.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
I ended up like sort of fu in a little tunnel.
Speaker 8 (50:51):
Oh, and so I was kind of in it from behind.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
And the same time, to be Hollywood for mirror, I think,
what's going on for a movie a big Hollywood premiere.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Helicopters flying around in a big spot like Being.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Black, the player Robin Hunt and I was hovering over
the tunnel and Hot Sucker Rocks. It sort of felt
like the movie premiere was for me, and that's the
spotlight for me, and the hovering helicopters for me, and
it all felt joked, just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
The way this diva went from so I was walking
through the park looking at mag and eye. It went
from super masculine to be like and then the spotlights
were yea. I loved that journey.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
I felt like Maryland.
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Roses this time.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
What movie do you think it was?
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh? Who's to say?
Speaker 1 (51:45):
I mean, there's a housing problems. I think it's wicked.
Speaker 8 (51:47):
It has to be okay, Harley's Angels two full trottle.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
Basically naming movies like forty years ago. No one else
in the room, remember, dear old guy.
Speaker 8 (51:57):
Yeah, like you know what, I also like to calls
or it's just him going I made eyes that we
made eyes. Oh yeah, I was looking at him and
he was looking at me.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
Of course, and then it went or something like that,
and then specified that he was faking in the butt
front from behind. I've tried to access the butt from
the front. It was so hard. It's so hard. That
was that was freaking vecna.
Speaker 8 (52:26):
That hard far fucking it was fucking the twink with
the bowl cu from behind and go.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
All right, well, thank you for joining us for those
phone calls. If you, your audience member, would like to
hear your own cruising confession on an upcoming episode of
this podcast in the future, you can call our Cruising
Confessions hotline at three zero two two one nine three
eight nine eight. You'll know the number by now. I'm
not going to repeat it. If you don't know, don't ask.
That's the don't ask, come to my come down. If
(53:00):
you don't know where, don't ask, don't sorry.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Oh man, oh, y'all. This has been quite the show.
Speaker 4 (53:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (53:09):
We're so with you.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (53:12):
We hope you had a great twenty five or whatever
year it was.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, we can't remember.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
It really does feel like we got two extra guest hosts,
which love for sure. I love yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
All right, now, reminder of viewers and our listeners where
can they find you in Nympho Wars.
Speaker 8 (53:36):
On our Patreon? I guess on our Patreon. That's what
I would send everybody to. You can listen to. There's
like free previous and stuff and occasion we may there's
a bunch of old episodes. It's one hundred old episodes.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Is it Patreon?
Speaker 9 (53:47):
Is it nymph x x Sex, Yeah, it's Nympho is
patreon dot com slash Nympho.
Speaker 8 (53:51):
Wars x x Sex is the worst we ever.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
We can't can video.
Speaker 8 (54:00):
You okay, and like it goes into the spam folder.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's like it should have been.
Speaker 8 (54:05):
It's the most w show you could ever imagine. It's
so dorky. Yeah, but we are constantly yeah yeah, nim yeah,
nimph and xxx war. It's like we thought it was
so fun. Relax and they can listen if they type
in them forwards on podcasts.
Speaker 9 (54:22):
Can listen to Field seasons and Stress positions on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
To our listeners out there, thank you for joining us again.
We love ending this year with you. We hope our
show has helped you, whether that means making you laugh,
turning you on, inspiring you to look at someone's laptop
on the bus, and hooking up.
Speaker 4 (54:38):
With them later.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
We're really here for anything and everything, So thank you
for joining us this year, and whether you've listened to
one episode or the entire run, we're just grateful that
you were tuning in and joining.
Speaker 3 (54:48):
Us and Hopefully we'll be back for season four. So listen, subscribe, share,
and let the world know that you want more Snippy
Scoozing Invession.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yes, open your whole to us, Yes, Snippy S. Cruising
Confessions is directed by Adam Barron, produced by writer Alsop
and Cameron Femino, and executive produced by Eli Martin.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Cruising Confessions is presented by Snippy's, the ultimate map based
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Speaker 4 (55:10):
We're gay by incurious people ready to cruise.
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Check out the map at snippies dot com and fall
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