February 6, 2026 • 10 mins
Dylan and Rob return to hear one listener’s story about what what happens when you go a bit too hard at the gym and we find out the real reason why Rob's dad had a boxing match taped over with the Spice Channel.
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Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's okay, because no one here is.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I hope you got to hear part one of my
episode with Boston Robin Dylan. If not, go back and
check that out. But without further ado, here is part
two where we hear one of your embarrassing stories. I
want to play a listener story and I want to
see if it inspires any of your own fun, embarrassing
stories from when you were a child. Let's see, who
(00:49):
do we have?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hi teen beat pod. This is Hailey from West Virginia
and this story is called too Many Synups. It's two
thousand and two seventh grade gym class, a place where
dignity goes to die. We had to pair up and
then came sit ups. I went first. My partner sat
at my feet holding them looking back. Her face was
(01:12):
alarmingly close. One, two, three, four, Around set of six,
my body made a choice. I did not approve. A sound,
escaped and jam powered itself into the musty old gym mat.
Time slowed. In a moment of pure panic and denial,
I looked directly at the girl, whose face was inches
(01:33):
from the blasting zone, and said, who was that? She paused,
She blinked, then mercifully chose to play along and softly said,
I don't know, and that's where my memory ends. I
assume my soul left my body and is still wandering
that gym to this day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
The soul left you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Like she was whispering because she was like someone could
she was incubical and she did not want anyone to
hear man.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I think farts were the funniest thing as a kid
like that was. That was how I made my best
friend like he used to be the guy that would
fart in class. We'd lock eyes from across Eric Simon.
He would just be like I got one and he
just just I was just like we'd get sent out
of the room somehow.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I would get sent out of the room because my
buddy farted.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's a powerful fart when you get in trouble for
you in the history of locking eyes with people across
the room and it meaning something.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's my favorite. That's my humor when two people are
in on it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you have any partic doesn't have to involve farts?
Do you have any just particularly cringe or like if
you wake up in the middle of the night, does
anything ever like come to your mind where you're like no,
don't remember this horrible story from the past.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I have a story, but I don't know what I
could say.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
You can say it all like the audience is mature adult, Okay,
this is messed.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Up running, this is messed up.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
So I don't even know how to start the story.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
But like, okay, So this is like around like sixteen
seventeen years old. My dad worked at a hospital at
the time. He worked the MRI and he worked like
weekends like Saturday and Sunday, like sixteen hour day, come home,
sleep sixteen hour day. So between like Saturday and Sunday
(03:39):
night like we always knew like to be quiet because
he had to sleep through the next day. So I
was out with my friends whatever the night and I
came home and my dad was asleep. So I got,
you know, on the couch in the living room, and
I thought I was going to watch some TV. Back
in the day, they had something called a black ball box.
(04:00):
The black box was like when you got the free channels, right,
you get like HBO, yeah, Cinemax pay per view.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
There was one free channel called the Spice Channel.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, everyone remembers the Spice Channel.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Is that what you think?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
What you think? I know, you think of one thing
right now. Anyway, So I was watching some TV, the
Spice channel. I may have switched.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Over to the Spice channel for a little bit, and
then I went back to whatever I was.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Watching and I went to bed. No big deal.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
The couple days ago by, it's like the middle of
the week on a Wednesday, and my dad asks if
I want to go over to my uncle's house to
watch the boxing match. He was a big boxing fan.
He used to watch like it was maybe Tyson or something.
And I was like, yeah, I'll go watch it. It
was like Wednesday night. It's kind of weird whatever, So
(04:58):
we go over. All all my uncles are there, my cousins,
even a few of my aunts were there, and we
start watching the boxing match. In about the middle of
the third round, all of a sudden, the Spice channel
comes on and my father looks happy, and I looked back.
(05:21):
Immediately I realized what happened. Overnight he was video recording
taping the fight, and in the middle of the fight,
we were watching the video recording of the fight, and
here I am a a twenty minute preview with the
Spiles channel, and he's looking at me and without missing
(05:43):
a beat.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I looked at him. I was like, Michael, I blamed
it on my younger brother.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He was so embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
He was so mad.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I eventually told them, but I was like, what in
the world.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, that's those days of having to record what was
playing on the TV on your VHS to play It
was because I.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Was like, why are we going to watch the fight
on a Wednesday?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
And I realized he had tight taped it from those
from the weekend Saturday night fights.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, that's when people have lost their wedding video.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
And everybody's like they all look at him, and he
just looks at me, and.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I was like, the worst Partoos, it's like a fight,
Like you know, there was like probably the crucial like.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Building up to the main card, and all of a
sudden that comes. Everybody just has to go home.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Nobody stayed to watch the end of it, did you
or Danny?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I was always so paranoid that I was going to
fart during dance versal.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Have you seen the very famous climb?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I love that clip so fun.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There is a clip where a former contestant on Dancing
with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, no, it was the dancer. Yeah it was. Yeah,
that is probably the best video from all of dancing.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I love farting.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Unbelievable in that video.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But then I saw it like right before I started
Dancing with the Stars, and I was like, oh my gosh,
I don't know that I would I would never come back.
I would just be like, well there.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
So there was a moment where I was having like
I wasn't farting, but I was having stomach aches, and
it was like I don't normally get stomach aches, but
it happened like a week in a row, and I
would have to like be like, hey, I need like
five minutes my stomach urts. And then we were training
with one of our friends and they were like taking
supplements so we don't hurt. And he's like, yeah, this
magnesium is great, but he's like, don't have too much
(07:50):
magnesium because it'll make your stomach hurt. And I was
like we both looked at each other and we're like oh.
I was like, oh, ding on it, I'm so many electrolytes,
so much magnesium.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I was giving myself stomach aches like a week.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, yep, magnesium.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So I was holding them in that week.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And then I do remember actually that I asked Pasha once,
how's Danny saying rehearsals going? He said, I don't know.
They had to finish early last night.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You don't have to much.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, Well, thank you both so much for being here
with me. Thank you for including me and Fruit and Ninja.
Everything's competition.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That was good.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That was our first time with guests. Oh really, you
guys stepped up to the plate.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Well, I hope we didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I hope you We encouraged you to do it more
because it was really fun.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Invited back anytime.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I will say it was off camera. Mister Shervan did
say of everyone's cuts, you had the best cut.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I cannot.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
As a matter of fact, if Dylan, if it doesn't
work out with him and I.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Show have Boston say it works everywhere?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Where's Jensen?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, when I said to him when we were leaving
Dancing with the Stars, I was like, listen, you guys have.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
An alliance, but Dylan and I have an.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Alliance, so I kind of feel like the three of
us are alliance. And he looked at me and he goes,
I don't know you that well yet, and I was like,
got it, Okay, I have I have.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Not earned my rights.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Be careful.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
That's how you get voted out, you know, if you
start cross alliances. Yeah, sometime the other two squeeze you
out to try to make too many of us.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Also, Jensen and I will come back to do any
job ever, for any reason.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
They might be nice knife, nice throw throwing, pretty great.
I'm not excited about this.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
After that, you'll just have another day at coke.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
You'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Thank you both for being here. Thank you. Team Beat
is an iHeart podcast produced and hosted by Danielle Fischell,
Executive producers Jensen carp and Amy Show Superman Executive in
charge of production, Danielle Romo, producer and editor Tara Subach.
The theme song is by Mark Coppus, Yes that Mark Coppus.
(10:10):
Follow us on Instagram at teenbeatpod
That's okay, because no one here is.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I hope you got to hear part one of my
episode with Boston Robin Dylan. If not, go back and
check that out. But without further ado, here is part
two where we hear one of your embarrassing stories. I
want to play a listener story and I want to
see if it inspires any of your own fun, embarrassing
stories from when you were a child. Let's see, who
(00:49):
do we have?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hi teen beat pod. This is Hailey from West Virginia
and this story is called too Many Synups. It's two
thousand and two seventh grade gym class, a place where
dignity goes to die. We had to pair up and
then came sit ups. I went first. My partner sat
at my feet holding them looking back. Her face was
(01:12):
alarmingly close. One, two, three, four, Around set of six,
my body made a choice. I did not approve. A sound,
escaped and jam powered itself into the musty old gym mat.
Time slowed. In a moment of pure panic and denial,
I looked directly at the girl, whose face was inches
(01:33):
from the blasting zone, and said, who was that? She paused,
She blinked, then mercifully chose to play along and softly said,
I don't know, and that's where my memory ends. I
assume my soul left my body and is still wandering
that gym to this day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
The soul left you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Like she was whispering because she was like someone could
she was incubical and she did not want anyone to
hear man.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
I think farts were the funniest thing as a kid
like that was. That was how I made my best
friend like he used to be the guy that would
fart in class. We'd lock eyes from across Eric Simon.
He would just be like I got one and he
just just I was just like we'd get sent out
of the room somehow.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I would get sent out of the room because my
buddy farted.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It's a powerful fart when you get in trouble for
you in the history of locking eyes with people across
the room and it meaning something.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
That's my favorite. That's my humor when two people are
in on it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Rob.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Do you have any partic doesn't have to involve farts?
Do you have any just particularly cringe or like if
you wake up in the middle of the night, does
anything ever like come to your mind where you're like no,
don't remember this horrible story from the past.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
I have a story, but I don't know what I
could say.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
You can say it all like the audience is mature adult, Okay,
this is messed.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Up running, this is messed up.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
So I don't even know how to start the story.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
But like, okay, So this is like around like sixteen
seventeen years old. My dad worked at a hospital at
the time. He worked the MRI and he worked like
weekends like Saturday and Sunday, like sixteen hour day, come home,
sleep sixteen hour day. So between like Saturday and Sunday
(03:39):
night like we always knew like to be quiet because
he had to sleep through the next day. So I
was out with my friends whatever the night and I
came home and my dad was asleep. So I got,
you know, on the couch in the living room, and
I thought I was going to watch some TV. Back
in the day, they had something called a black ball box.
(04:00):
The black box was like when you got the free channels, right,
you get like HBO, yeah, Cinemax pay per view.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
There was one free channel called the Spice Channel.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh, everyone remembers the Spice Channel.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Is that what you think?
Speaker 6 (04:17):
What you think? I know, you think of one thing
right now. Anyway, So I was watching some TV, the
Spice channel. I may have switched.
Speaker 7 (04:25):
Over to the Spice channel for a little bit, and
then I went back to whatever I was.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Watching and I went to bed. No big deal.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
The couple days ago by, it's like the middle of
the week on a Wednesday, and my dad asks if
I want to go over to my uncle's house to
watch the boxing match. He was a big boxing fan.
He used to watch like it was maybe Tyson or something.
And I was like, yeah, I'll go watch it. It
was like Wednesday night. It's kind of weird whatever, So
(04:58):
we go over. All all my uncles are there, my cousins,
even a few of my aunts were there, and we
start watching the boxing match. In about the middle of
the third round, all of a sudden, the Spice channel
comes on and my father looks happy, and I looked back.
(05:21):
Immediately I realized what happened. Overnight he was video recording
taping the fight, and in the middle of the fight,
we were watching the video recording of the fight, and
here I am a a twenty minute preview with the
Spiles channel, and he's looking at me and without missing
(05:43):
a beat.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
I looked at him. I was like, Michael, I blamed
it on my younger brother.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
He was so embarrassed.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
He was so mad.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
I eventually told them, but I was like, what in
the world.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yeah, that's those days of having to record what was
playing on the TV on your VHS to play It
was because I.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Was like, why are we going to watch the fight
on a Wednesday?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
And I realized he had tight taped it from those
from the weekend Saturday night fights.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, that's when people have lost their wedding video.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
And everybody's like they all look at him, and he
just looks at me, and.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I was like, the worst Partoos, it's like a fight,
Like you know, there was like probably the crucial like.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Building up to the main card, and all of a
sudden that comes. Everybody just has to go home.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Nobody stayed to watch the end of it, did you
or Danny?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I was always so paranoid that I was going to
fart during dance versal.
Speaker 8 (07:00):
Have you seen the very famous climb?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (07:02):
I love that clip so fun.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
There is a clip where a former contestant on Dancing
with the Stars.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
No, no, it was the dancer. Yeah it was. Yeah,
that is probably the best video from all of dancing.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I love farting.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Unbelievable in that video.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
But then I saw it like right before I started
Dancing with the Stars, and I was like, oh my gosh,
I don't know that I would I would never come back.
I would just be like, well there.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
So there was a moment where I was having like
I wasn't farting, but I was having stomach aches, and
it was like I don't normally get stomach aches, but
it happened like a week in a row, and I
would have to like be like, hey, I need like
five minutes my stomach urts. And then we were training
with one of our friends and they were like taking
supplements so we don't hurt. And he's like, yeah, this
magnesium is great, but he's like, don't have too much
(07:50):
magnesium because it'll make your stomach hurt. And I was
like we both looked at each other and we're like oh.
I was like, oh, ding on it, I'm so many electrolytes,
so much magnesium.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I was giving myself stomach aches like a week.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, yep, magnesium.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So I was holding them in that week.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And then I do remember actually that I asked Pasha once,
how's Danny saying rehearsals going? He said, I don't know.
They had to finish early last night.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
You don't have to much.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Okay, Well, thank you both so much for being here
with me. Thank you for including me and Fruit and Ninja.
Everything's competition.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That was good.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That was our first time with guests. Oh really, you
guys stepped up to the plate.
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Well, I hope we didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
I hope you We encouraged you to do it more
because it was really fun.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Invited back anytime.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I will say it was off camera. Mister Shervan did
say of everyone's cuts, you had the best cut.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I cannot.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
As a matter of fact, if Dylan, if it doesn't
work out with him and I.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Show have Boston say it works everywhere?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Where's Jensen?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Well, when I said to him when we were leaving
Dancing with the Stars, I was like, listen, you guys have.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
An alliance, but Dylan and I have an.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Alliance, so I kind of feel like the three of
us are alliance. And he looked at me and he goes,
I don't know you that well yet, and I was like,
got it, Okay, I have I have.
Speaker 8 (09:20):
Not earned my rights.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Be careful.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
That's how you get voted out, you know, if you
start cross alliances. Yeah, sometime the other two squeeze you
out to try to make too many of us.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Also, Jensen and I will come back to do any
job ever, for any reason.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
They might be nice knife, nice throw throwing, pretty great.
I'm not excited about this.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
After that, you'll just have another day at coke.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
You'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Thank you both for being here. Thank you. Team Beat
is an iHeart podcast produced and hosted by Danielle Fischell,
Executive producers Jensen carp and Amy Show Superman Executive in
charge of production, Danielle Romo, producer and editor Tara Subach.
The theme song is by Mark Coppus, Yes that Mark Coppus.
(10:10):
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