Eric André

This week on Thanks Dad, Ego sat down with fellow actor, comedian, and podcaster Eric André! To start, Eric says thanks to his pal Ego and they talk about working together on the upcoming movie, “Little Brother.” Eric tells Ego the original name he had planned for “The Eric Andre Show” and reveals the musical career path he could have taken if it weren’t for comedy. They two friends bond over their love of food and their hatred for airplane turbulence. To finish, they give a lucky caller some relationship advice!

Check Out Eric's Pod "Bombing with Eric Andre" on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@bombingwithericandre

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hello, is anybody there are people listening? Are people watching?
I hope? So otherwise I'm just speaking into a void's
Apparently it's okay. Apparently I have a hair sticking up,
and it might be sticking up for the I got
the one keep all of this in, Keep all this in.
I want them to know. No, no, I'm keeping it in.
We have to keep it and we have to be real.
This is an authentic podcast. Sometimes hair sticking up guys, celebrity,

(00:32):
It's not all it's cracked up to be. People slur
their words. I haven't been drinking, it's just nerves. I'm
not nervous. But I have a flyaway and there's four
white people in the room and none of them felt
comfortable coming to touch my hair to get the flyaway.
Fair Enough, my work here is done, but I do
want to talk to you about something else. It is

(00:53):
germaphobe season. I've declared it, so that means it's my season.
I'm a germaphobe, as evidenced by one of these other
rants I've gone on on the podcast about reshaking hands.
But anyway, yeah, I'm a germophobe. But why is everyone
acting like germophobes? Are the weird ones. I think the
Germo files are the weird ones. Guys, I have seen

(01:16):
this happen. You're in the bathroom doing number one, number two,
number three. No one has to know. You come out
of the bathroom, A fellow, a fellow citizen of the
world comes out. They don't go to the sink to
wash their hands. That's scandalous to me. I have been
tempted to then follow them out of the bathroom, go

(01:38):
to where they're going, be at another table, at a restaurant,
be at their workplace, and go. Do you know that
Susan doesn't wash her hands. If Susan came out of
the stall, Susan has to wash her hands, even if
she like moved the little lock. If you touch the lock,
you gotta wash your hands. You have to what's everyone?
What are we not washing our hands for? I've had

(01:59):
people say I didn't get anything on it, and I mean,
what do you mean by anything urine? I hope you didn't.
I hope you didn't get urine or pooh on it
your hands, but you should still wash your hands because
bathrooms are dirty. Bathrooms are dirty. Society's dirty. Frankly, I'm
a proponent of washing my hands. If you've ever seen

(02:21):
me on a red carpet with a clutch, just know
there's hand sanitizer and lotion in my clutch because I
wash my hands when I go to the bathroom. And
I do want a gold star for that. Sounded so proud.
I wash my hands after using the bathroom every time,
and I can't have dry hands it. It also sends
me maybe something is wrong with me anyway. Germal filbs

(02:43):
are not the weird ones. Germo files are guys. Let's
wash our hands when you coming out of the bathroom.
Just because one persons sick doesn't mean everyone's got to
get sick. Is that crazy? No, they're saying no. And
these people here are the people I listen to and trust.
They tell me, and there's flyaways on my head. They
don't touch. They just tell these are good people. These

(03:05):
are very good people. And they say, I'm not crazy.
I want to see people washing their hands. Send me
videos if you washing your hands and singing happy Birthday,
let the SuDS really build. I was in a different
country not too long ago last week, and none of
the soap was foaming, and it was stressing me out
and maybe some scientists will come and tell me that

(03:26):
that's not necessary. And technically, I guess I am maybe
a scientist because I have a biology degree. I don't know,
but I thought the foam was necessary. But I'm also
a foam addict, which is a different conversation for a
different day. I want us washing our hands. I really
want that for us. If you're a germaphile, do it
for me, do it for the germophobes of the world.

(03:47):
Wash your hands after you use the bathroom. That's not
too much to ask. Oh and while we're on the topic,
if you cough cover your mouth, why not. It's cute.
It's chic, and not with your hand with your elbow.
The part, when photographed closely, looks like a chhy Okay, anyway,

(04:10):
that's it for today. No, I'm actually gonna be talking
to someone. They're very fun. I love them. Chances are
you love them. I know them. Chances are you know them.
It's gonna be a good one. So keep watching and
wash your hands. Maybe go wash your hands right now
and again, send me a video of you washing your hands.
That's porn to me. Okay, stay tuned. Oh my gosh,

(04:34):
I'm back I know I just told you we'd be
talking to my guests, but I have to get this
off my chest. When you go in the bathroom and
the sign says employees must wash their hands, do we
think those signs are effective if the employee wasn't gonna
wash their hands before reading the sign. I have a
feeling reading the sign doesn't make a difference. It maybe
should say employees must wash their hands, or they are

(04:55):
This offense is persecutable under the full extent of the law.
A lawyer, I can't do legal speak. They shouldn't go
to jail for it. But I'm just thinking, if you
saw that sign and you weren't gonna wash your hands,
and you were just gonna walk out, do you then
wash your hands because the sign told you to. You
probably were so not intending to wash your hands that

(05:15):
you walked past the sign anyway, didn't even take it in.
The only people reading that sign of the people who
are washing their hands. And make sure to get under
your nails too, see in the little dirt under the nails.
If we're not, yeah, he's checking his nails right now.
Check your nails, the dirt under the nails. We got
to get in there. The germs hide, They hide in there,

(05:36):
and you gotta get them out. I was an allied
health major in high school. Yes, my high school had majors.
It was a magnet school. And one of the things
we learned was how to properly wash our hands for surgery.
None of us ever did surgery at all, didn't come close.
But I did learn how to wash my hands for surgery.
And I think that it's what we learned is far
more intense than what surgeons may do. But anyway, you

(05:56):
get under your nails, there's no reason for them to
be to get it out. I love you, okay, I
will talk to the guests next.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I heard you bring food sometimes the podcast and.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Said that I'm fucking starving.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Somebody get us some food.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
There's a vending machine. Here, are you going to good?
Here are you used to? But then we started doing
gross stuff. We moved to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh so no iHeart anymore.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, it's I heeart. But it's like a shanty studio.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's like an insane asylum. Anything can have.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Like, uh, there's penetration on my show.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I won't ask any further questions here.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I can enjoy you.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
You did you want to take your shirt off?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I do?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Look like you want to.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I do.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do it. We'll wait like a substitute teacher or not
like I'll wait.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
You gotta get the cap off, Get the cap off
to the thermal top off.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, you take your top. I got the cap out
than you.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't know. We have three meetings.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
I have no employment to offer. Oh we're going full
tank top.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well I didn't mean to. There's a layer that I
want to get rid of. Okay, Oh, but I want
to put this layer back.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Take your time.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
We're still rolling super of your building.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You don't know what Hector looks like.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm not far off.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Hector's bundled up. It's cold out.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's talking funny, but I'm not laughing.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Let me show you how to fold a shirt properly.
Can I have that? Yeah, okay, it's not as bad
as I thought I was gonna. I'm going to just
show you quickly how to fold a shirt.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
That's what the premise of the body is. Yes, do
you know them lego like that?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I was thinking about it. Wait, do you know how
to do a bow tie?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
No? Why would I know that?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Because you've worn a tux before right, Emmys or something,
and someone else tied it for you. Okay, I just
here we go. We got to make it a perfect square.
That was chaotic. Wow, Okay, here you are.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Wow, you're good.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I used to work in retail. Really Ibercrammian fish really yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
When you were nineteen disrespecting your.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay, So Eric, how are you good? The podcast is
called Thanks Dad, So thank you for being here. Thanks Dad,
Thanks Dad. You're my dad for today.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
It's the only interview men. No.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I did interview men in the first season, but.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
In this based on your dad, Men that remind you
of your father?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
You do remind me of my dad? I do, yes,
in what sense, in the sense that he was absent
and the sense that he wasn't part of my life,
and that he told me he was coming, and then
it would be like, is he still coming? Is he coming?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
You grew up in a divorced house. Yeah, you didn't
tell me that.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well, because you've been spewing nonsense.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
At me, like give me an example of the things
I speared, things like and be on microphone, No, be
on the microphone.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
See what you're doing here?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Absolutely, I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
The listener in on the conversation.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, I agree, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Okay, Eric, Eric, hold on, we need to rewind, rewind
the track we're rewinding. Who are what do you want
to say?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Thanks to you for having me on this gosh turned thing.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm so sad you're starving though.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
That's dressing me.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
You're you have one's the last.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Time you ate like an hour ago.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Okay, so you're a glutton. Okay, true glutton.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Okaya, Oh now you're fat shaming me. No, you know
I have body worvia thanks to you.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, you don't have body marfia. You always invite me
out to eat.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You fat shame me publicly recently, very recently.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Eric, as in as like recently a few seconds ago.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, that you will. I always you to eat and
you never come.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I almost text the rude No, no.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No, hold on, you're getting a little big for your breeches.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
I don't even answer your text anymore.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
I know I don't even answer now, it's appalling. No.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I actually almost texted you last week to be.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Like, we do a movie together. You treat me like
you know yesterday's garbage.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I did almost text you last week, but I thought
you might.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
What happened to be? Like?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know how you invited me out to eat multiple
times this summer and I was never in town. I
was like, maybe we should go eat. But then I'm like,
is Eric gonna think that that's strange that I go.
Let's just go eat because you usually have these like
elaborate plans. They're impromptu, but they're elaborate.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I vague you to eat every every two weeks and
you never come. And then if you invite me to eat,
I beat thrilled. It's all I love doing is eating
me too? We should Who doesn't like to eat?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Some people don't care. I've talked to them.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Some people that put their lame.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That's you said it, not me. I thought it.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
I love eating so much. I dated a chef once,
you did. Oh really?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I also dated someone who worked at a restaurant once.
Are you still dating them? No? Okay, that's fine with you.
I'm good. I'm excited to do pickups a movie I'm
really excited to do. I'm really excited to do.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You want to eat Nigerian food with me in Brooklyn?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Michelin Star Nigerian chef department because I yes a part
of my culture.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've been meaning to go.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Let's go, I've been. Can I'll go again?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Can we go today at eight pm?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
We can't go today because I will go with you soon,
I'll go.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
So what's your favorite food?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
All of them?

Speaker 1 (11:25):
You don't want to offend anybody?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
No, I mean I like a variety of food. I
mean it depends on what you're in the mood for.
I don't have one favorite.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Is there a cuisine you don't like? Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Some British food is rough? Okay, yeah, yeah, but some
British chefs are great.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Eric, do you know that I came to your birthday
party in the year twenty eighteen?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Do you know this two thousand and one? Do you
know that I was at your birth after nine to eleven?
You gave him? No? When which one?

Speaker 1 (11:52):
The one where you ran around naked?

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That's all of them? So which one? Whittle it down?
I'm kenzani Eia. No, there's a there was a bar Mitzvah,
the Kinzannira.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
The colt one Kinsanira. When I was in the pink dress,
I didn't get to see you in the dress because
I had to run to do an improvs. What what
year it was like, twenty eighteen, seventeen?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I remember you there, yes, and the naked guys
were around. I kept telling people what they were my dad.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I don't remember this part.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, I don't remember. There was like a Native American
guy with a very small penis and a black guy
with a huge penis, and anytime they were cross frame.
I hired them off Craigslist and I just said, you
can just just hang out like you're at a party,
never mention your naked. And then anytime they walked by
and people were like, who's that, I beg show's my dad?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Okay, wait, what was the ad on Craigslist?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
It was like attentional nudists. We'll pay one hundred bucks
if you come to this party and you're butt naked.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
That's it. But didn't you use the party for your show?
So are they sag?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Now? Are they didn't use it for my show? I
just did it. I was just set party.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
What there was cameras?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
There might have been cameras, but I didn't I didn't invite.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Camera Okay, oh wow, I was going to say that.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, I didn't invite camera people. Okay, I'm on my privacy.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Those people showed up.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
How do you deal with people costing you in public?
I've seen it, it happens. How do you feel about it?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Honestly, it depends on the situation. When for the most part,
ninety nine percent of people very sweet. One percent of
people are crazy for maybe not maybe not one percent,
but a good amount.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
What's a crazy person?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I was writing at a coffee shop. I had my
laptop open. I was in the East Village and I
saw this guy and I'm like, corner my eyes, behaving strangely,
and then he started vomiting and I was like, pretty
close to me, and I was like, well, and he's like, sorry,
I've been trying to make myself vomited to get your
tension this whole time that you've been writing.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
This is a real story.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
This is a real story. And I was like oh,
and then he's like and then he started like trying
to make himself vomit again, like at me. I was like, oh,
I grabbed my laptop and I ran and I called it.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, that's six streme, yeah, okay, yeah, fair.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was crazy that happened. It
was crazy one time I did a live show. I
did the Eric Andre Show live. I crowd served in
the audience. One guy put all four fingers up my
butt crack. Another kid grabbed my dick and balls as
hard as he could. Another kid started strangling me with
my bow tie, and another kid sucked his finger gave

(14:27):
me a wet willie, and the fifth kid grabbed the
hot dog off the ground. Because I threw hot dogs
and the gun and shoved in the back of my
throat and they started like drawing.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I should have mentioned this as a faith based.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Podcast, and that is how I found got.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
What the did you wait? You enjoyed that?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
As no? I was in hell. I thought I was
gonna die, and I got to the ground and I
started doing like you know, street karate to get my
way out of it. Yes, kid kept willing willing me,
and I went and I punched him in the stomach
as hard as I could out of survival. Anyway, Yeah,
that was like the first like thirty seconds of the show.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Your fans are insane Vancouver. That okay? Oh wait, I
didn't even introduce.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
You, America, Andrea, I am a comedian, needs no introduction.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
My next guess.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's not the name of Do you want to come
to Nigeria with me?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I want to go to Nigeria's If I should introduce you,
you have to read your intro.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Okay, you can read the intro. People don't care, No,
they do care.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Okay, okay. My next guest is an actor and comedian
who you know from the eric.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What do you think of my fatigue feet?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't like these boots. I'm being really honest. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That's a slap in the face. They're warm and they
get me through the snow.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I have to introduce you, Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Introduce me.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
My next guest is an actor and comedian who you
know from the Eric Andre Show and his podcast Bombing
with Eric Andre. It's believe it or not, eric Andre?
Did you intentionally put your name in everything you do?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
He didn't want the name of the show to be
the Ericondre Show. Originally it was called Duh air ache
on Dre shoe duh air and it was like a
picture of a guy going duh an on switch duh air. No,
it was air ache. Somebody would like a headache on
switch Doctor Dre and a shoe like duh Eric Andre Show.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
And producer said, what in the hooked? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, yeah, and and and Adult Swim was like, yeah,
we got the joke, but no one else will because
they don't know who the fuck you are. Why don't
you just ft the Airndre show. Keep it simple? It's
good though, So I wanted to make it Aeric Andre tonight,
and they were like, just it's the Ericondra Show. Don't
you're like overthinking it?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, all right, all right? Do you usually just take
notes like that.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
And just go No, they never gave me any notes.
That was like, probably one of the only notes they
ever gave me. How many seasons? Six years, six seasons?
I'm sorry, ten years, six seasons.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's nice. Yeah, that had to feel very good. Were
you expecting notes at some point? Because I feel like,
I mean, you really.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Know, they got like even more and more removed. They
would like watch cuts and kind of get feedback we
like this, and towards like the last two seasons, they
wouldn't even say anything. I was like, are you guys
even watching? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, yeah, okay, did you know you wanted to be
a actor? Comedian? Household name?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Now you're so far from the mic, but you do
that on purpose for the camera.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
No. See, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Maybe I can do that.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I'm going to tell you. I was thinking, he looks
like he wants to choke on the mic.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I want to like, gag, do you want that hot dog?
I was want to blow you someone. I'm usually in
that chair. So I'm all, so you're you're you're I
have a heart podcast? You do you know?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Did you want to advertise your podcast?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Now? Oh, we can do it organically when the time
is right. But I'm usually in that chair.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And what's the name of your podcast?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Bombing with Eric Andre?

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Because I said it in the intro, So you see
I plugged you.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I don't think you did.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Have you been listening to me at all? No?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Okay, can I tell them what we talked about in
the makeup trailer?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
It depends, and I'll maybe set it out. Remember this
is my podcast, and I have believe it's funny. It depends.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's funny though, Okay, I don't trust you also got
it out. But it is a good It is a
good story that you should tell.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Okay, But here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
You know what it is.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
I do know what you're about to tell, and I
don't want to tell it, and I don't want to
spend time on it because we have limited time. And
this is about you.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
You have all the time in the world.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
No, no, you don't, because when I asked you to culture.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Kind of wide open, you don't have all.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
The time in the world. I asked you to go
to Department of Culture tonight and you said no.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
So I, well, I'm a friend in town, so I
wanted to. I hadner place.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Okay, no problem, I have to wake up. I got
to reach fort wake up at like five a m.
Were you part of casting me in that movie? Did
you have a say?

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I didn't have a say in any of the casting
or anything in the producing, but I did when you
came up. I think you were already cast and I
was like, oh, she's awesome, thank you, So I like,
second second, did that emotion? But uh uh yeah, no

(19:35):
I I Cherry said something like that, and I was like,
I love Sherry. Cherry's the best. But I was like, no,
I didn't. The producers are producing, okay.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
So I'm just you just do care about being like
super creatively like hands I usually.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Do, But I trust the producer so much because we
worked together for so long that I know that he's
going to, like, uh, do his due diligence better than anybody,
take somebody that. It's very, very talented. He doesn't settle

(20:11):
for less. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do you remember I did the table read.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
For of course that's where we really met.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, that is where we met. That was really fun.
And then also to see the movie come out and
be as successful as it was was so funny. I
haven't told you that. Actually that makes funny.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
You watched it.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
I did watch it.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I'm excited, get me you and Lamour and Morris.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes at the table Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Beg my British brothers to do a table reader. I
was like, let's read through this out loud? Did it
change there? Like, huh, wouldn't we We didn't do it
for a little brother. I'm like, you don't want to
hear it once before we start filming it?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Did you ask crazy for a little brother?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, we're not doing a table read? Yeah, why don't
you want to listen to the fucking pages before you
start shooting?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
That's confidence?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
They were like, nah, what.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's comment.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
You're gonna learn that stuff isn't working.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Hard way, But you know, it worked out like a
bunch ofos for what for a little brother?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I mean everybody inst reshoots. Reshoots are part of the process,
and you.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Should mentally prepare for reshoots. What's your least favorite part
of my hair?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I never fucking cut my hair. I'm wearing a wig
for these rests.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
So who's You're getting a braid down and then like
oh wow, and then it's getting glued. Is it getting
glued on your hair like.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
A lace front?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
No, what is Greg doing? We're not gluing. I was
gluing for Street Fighter, but I know we're We're just
pinning it down because he wants He's using my hairline.
So it's not like like Street Fighter. I had like
a full.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Perm okay, look like you had a relaxer.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
No, I'm sorry. I had a wig for Streets okay,
but it looked like how my hair would look like
if I permed it. I looked like Michelle ob.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
You couldn't You wouldn't be able to tell some parts.
You're gonna be watching Street fightter you're Chelle Obamba. This
movie watch I'm gonna watch You're gonna be confused.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I need to watch it. I need to watch it.
So you didn't know you always wanted to do this.
You feel like the kind of person who would be
like comedy, an entertainer.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Entertainer, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not comedy. I was intimidated
by comedy. I was always a class clown, but I
never thought of doing it professionally. I would always look
at stand ups. I was like, I would never be
able to surmount my anxiety for that. That seems like
just like the ultimate stage fright. So I I went
to music school. I went to jazz school Berkeley. Yeah, yes,

(22:42):
Berkeley College. Waste your money music?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Is that what we feel about our alma mater?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Well, learning jazz it's like getting a degree in Sanskrit.
It's like a dead language, you know what I mean?
Like what a there's no jazz millionaires. You know, there's
no jazz thousand. It's like a life of poverty and
like jaded teenagers about fucking Duke Ellington like that was
my future and playing weddings and cocktail gigs. So I

(23:07):
was like, uh, I got a pivot, like halfway through college.
After I was like sending Sally mail my money and
Sally Sally the time, my.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Bitch, You're not getting that money, so stop call somebody,
call somebody else.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Girl alone.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Well, you loved jazz, then at some point I have
majored into you'll love jazz. Okay, so you still love it.
But when you were when you decided to major in it,
where your parents like yes, no.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
If My mom was always my parents are opposite, and
my mom always had a Montessori approach. He was a
public school teacher from Harlem. She was like, she was like,
follow your heart and you know whatever you think, it's
your life.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
My dad was escaped a dictatorship in Haiti, came here
with twenty bucks in his pocket speaking of English, went
to med school, graduated at the top of his class
of meds and was like, if you don't, I like
sacrificed everything for you and your sister to have a
good life, and you need to go to law school
or med school. Those are the only two options yours.

(24:10):
Because I was I was. I had good grades as
a straight a student. So he was like, you don't
go to jazz school. You're going to law school or
med school period. And I was like, no, dude, I'm
going to jazz school. Daddy O And he was like fuck.
And then at the end of jazz school, I was like, nah, Dad,
I figured it out. I'm not going to jazz school.
I'm getting into stand up comedy. And he was like, fuck, man,

(24:34):
I gonna kill this man and then he will go
And then he goes, how about this, I pay a
tutor to tutor you for the L set and you
just take the L set and see how you score.
You get into a great law school, right. I was like,
all right, So I studied for a year with this
L set tutor. So I'm like twenty one years old.
I just moved to New York and I'm like fucking

(24:54):
just eating top Rahmen then doing like chicken shit open mics,
and I would is studying for a year with his
tutor he found for me, and I read. I read
a reference book. I read the Dictionary of Cultural Literacy.
I read a dictionary like a Malcolm X in prison,
and like you know it, studied like for a year

(25:17):
and then I finally I go to I went to
like deep like on the two three train. I want
to say, eat Flatbush whatever that college is out there,
Brooklyn College or whatever. Sat in this auditorium class I'm
about to take the l SAT. I looked down at
the scantron and the uh what do they call them,
the proctor. Yes, the proctor said, okay, this is the

(25:39):
last time. If anybody who's in questions or needs to
use the restroom, there's the last time. We're going to
start the clock in like one minute, and anybody, you know,
if you got to do anything or you need any
information asking out. And I just looked down at the
scantron and I broke my pencil in half, and I
just like walked out, and I was like, I'm gonna
be a comedian. And I told my dad I did that.
I was like, he's like, how did you do? I go,
I broke the pen so and I didn't do a

(26:01):
single thing. And he goes, well, it sounds like your
mind is made up, so you know, I guess I
have to so abore you.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
And did he support?

Speaker 2 (26:08):
He very reluctantly and eventually and then eventually yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Did he come to any open mics?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
He came to some regular shows that felt like an
open mic.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Okay, And do you remember anything he said to you
after any of those shows?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
After well, my dad was like he was deaf in
one ear and Barty he was hard at hearing and
English was his fourth language, and he's culturally very Haitian.
He grew up in Haiti. So like my comedy, he
like understood maybe like fifteen percent of what the fuck
I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm like

(26:48):
making jokes about like the teenage mutant ninja turtles. He's like, huh, turtle, turtle, turtle.
I mean I would eat a turtle.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Turtle soup.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Not bad. So, uh, your mom watches your comedy. She
watched us and l every she understand what's going on.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yes, I would say, yes, it's just a difference, like.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
There, like what the fuck is going on?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
For sure, she's watched the show and be like, no, idea,
what's going on? I heard those people.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Laughing, laughing. My daughter's in a costume. Something's happening exactly.
That's kind of like all I hope for her out
of my dad. One of her.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Favorite sketches I'm not even in, so she would be
too honest.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I love that You're like, Mom, that's Pete Davidson you have,
but that sketch is greage. I'm not in it.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Did not give a shit if I was in the
I don't think she's ever remarked about.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Your parents, no filter, none, They're just like you're fat,
and you're like cool, lose weight, you should lose weight. Okay, thanks,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Really well, she's like Adam Sandler's sketch where he's talking
about going on vacation and how going on vacation is
not going to make you happy and you'll still be
sad on vacation. She loves was that sketch And I'm like,
has never mentioned Lisa from.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Or anything else anything you've done done?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yeah, so, but do you think there was a part
of him though that was like, Okay, Eric looks happy
doing the thing he's doing again, they're laughing.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Yeah, he came, No, he came around. He came around
towards and like, I think what I brought him. I
was in The Lion King, the remake of the reboot,
and I was a voice of one of the is Hyena,
the one Beyonce was in, and I brought him to
the premiere. And I never brought my family to any
premiere until then. I only have like a plus one

(28:36):
and I bring a date. So it was like as
red carpet as you could imagine because like it was
a literal red carpet and he wore a tux and
I wore a nice soon And then when we got
there it was me on stage with Beyonce and I
don't remember who else was there, like James Earld Jones,
and he was like, I think then it clicked. He's like,

(28:57):
oh my son is doing and something. Yeah, like Beyonce,
I recognize whatever you would tell it.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
J FORGERI.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yes, he did not have. I said something to him
when we were doing press. I was like, where, yeah,
I go, I go what you was London? And I
was like, I did the classic America. I was like,
poop poop chery, you gave me a gins and he
was like I.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Thought it was that's not bad. That's not bad, that's
not bad. He was like, it's like a knee jerk
reaction and it's not appropriate. It's not appropriate at all.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It wasn't Cheerio, but it was like the equivalent yeah, yeah,
or maybe like an Ali G inm Brescia or something.
I was like, fucking far out, dude, massive, and he
was like.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
This fucking guy. I thank god. Our Vio sessions were
all done separately in different cities, never met this guy.
Do you have to regret how you engage with people? Genuinely?

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Like? Do you every day? I love it? Clearly?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
No, I'm not asking for you.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Clearly, you're you lean in.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I wonder if you ever are like you leave it
interaction and are like fuck, I was genuinely.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Eric, Yes, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Like you want? Do overs.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Want? Time machine? Kidding me? Yeah? Humanity is a fucking cringe,
one embarrassment after the next.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
You seem to be so so yourself though. That that's
why I asked. I asked because you seem strong.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I mean, it comes in waves. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Okay, fair enough, you're human. You're human.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Yeah, you know. I'm a stoic. I'm like a goddamn
Stonewall Jackson. But it is so you.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
You know what I mean. I think your personality is
remarkably unique. And I mean that as a compliment. Thank you, genuinely.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
It sounds like an insult.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah, your personality is challenging.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
You. Not for everybody, you know, we need you. No,
my dad watched Bad Trip towards the end of his life,
and I go, Dad, You know, tens of millions of
people it's number one in the US, is number one
in the world, and you know, millions of people watch
we're number one. We were number one in all these
like African nations, and uh, it was very hard for

(31:39):
him to watch me get butt fucked by gorilla and
my mom is loving it. I was like, you know,
it's number one, and he goes, he was like trying
to find dig deep for a compliment, and he just went,
that's a scene. When you watch it, you'll never forget it. Compliment. Yeah,

(32:00):
my sister goes, that's that's that's the best you're gonna get.
I think.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
So somehow I feel it's sweet him being like I'm
gonna try my son.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
But I thought I was like, we're loving it. We
were loving Look. I had this map that showed where
it was number one throughout the world. I was like
that one in England will tell you what I was
gonna And he's like it was like clearly like burned
into his brain.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
You know, He's like, I saw my son be defiled.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
When you see that, you never forget, you never fucket.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
This is a this is like a scene out of
a like teaching moment for a father and son.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Give them not truth. My version of my dad is
Will Smith in Concussion or whatever that movie was. We're
trying to be an African doctor. You're all right, Doug,
And he finally did a good movie, but he slapped
Chris Rock in the goddamn.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Did that happen?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Ai?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I think it was all he had to do was
not slap Chris Rock sometimes.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
The best of his life sometimes not.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Just go there and don't hit anybody.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You got it.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Just stare at your shoes. You can do what you can.
Totally check out. Chris Rock did like a throw away
Gi Jane joke and he was like, and he laughed
at first, looked at Jada and he went, I love.
The best part of that clip is Lapita and Yango
in the back like looking for her driver. Together's like,

(33:44):
is there emergency exit or the all the time She's
like like she's like her nest, so pull up front.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
And that's why you got to sit in the aisle.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
She's looking around like I just like zeroed in on
the pizza. She's like, she's like checking her phone, but
you okay, can you share your location with me?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I'm gonna step outside.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Look.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I do think that people who are like by standards
in those moments, I feel for them. Anytime someone's recording
a stranger acting up in public, I'm like, I saw
one of woman on the train going crazy and the
woman the next door. So the woman's being recorded and
all she's going crazy, she was popping off and honestly
she's in the right anyway. Girl on the train is
like put her coat on her head because it's like

(34:37):
this is gonna go viral and I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Yeah, it's like those French people that eat that little
bird with the napkin on their head. No, I don't
know about that. No, I have to watch this in
France in the culinary world. Okay, there's this bird. You
guys know about the bird with the napkin on your head.
You know about it, right, there's a fucking little bird
that's so shit eat in France.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Is it a pigeon?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
It's something, It's okay.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Do you like pigeon?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Pigeon? Do you run? Okay? Friend, beeball eating, want some water?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
You're fine? Your face is turning blue.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I never felt better. Okay, ortolan bunting, there's a term
for it. Click on of these pictures.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Okay, oh oh, it's illegal. It's an illegal.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
It's a weird vibe.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's like so they just don't want to be photographed
doing it, except for they're all photographed. We'll have to
insert a graphics illegal. Yeah, it's because this says French
people eating an illegal French delicacy called ortolan.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Why is it illegal?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
You want me to find that out right now on
the podcast. Okay. The small songbird is a force is
force fed grains to fatten it up, then drowned in brandy.
Once the bird is then eaten a whole in one
bite except for the beak. Diners cover themselves with napkins
to hide their sin from God.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Questions. It begs a lot of questions.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I got it. I'm going to text my friend who's
French and eats a lot.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I like your tattoos, hand tattoos.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Those were on purpose, it says, oops, but it was
on purpose, obviously.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I don't remember getting it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay, therein is all the information we need.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Okay, I've been blacked out since Black History.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
Month, well so three hundred and sixty days. We're just
days away from Black History exactly. So all year.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
More like Blackout History Month? Am I?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Right after dry January? That's what you're planning.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
It's black out History month. You know what I'm saying.
Call Eli Whitney, the inventor of the cotton gin.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Is he alive?

Speaker 2 (37:07):
No, he's good. Hey, you take a moment, Yeah, a
moment of silence for the King of pop Okay, for
Eli Whitney, Grover Cleveland. Okay, Eric, do.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
You think you and your dad were close?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Because basically we got closer in adult and adult life.
But you know it was my sister had the beginning
of their marriage and I had the end of their marriage.
So like in the early memories, like my parents were
one unit. But then he started like pulling away from
my mom and I got the brunt of that, and
they got divorced when I was like eleven or twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Okay, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
That was tough. Yeah, that was tough.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Did you grow up here in New York?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, Florida?

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Oh wow? Yeah, what part of Florida?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
So I was born in Miami, but then they moved
into the suburbs Boca raton Mouth, Rat's Mouth. Yeah, for
Seinfeld's fictional parents lived.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Okay, I know boker were toned to be wealthy.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, we were like in the suburbs. We weren't like
taking private jets. Okay, I mean that's we were taking behavior.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
No private jets, that's billionaire behavior.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yeah right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Have you been on a private plane you surely? Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Two times in my life. One time adult swim paid
for it.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And another time it was something where I had a
gig at Carolines and a like four thirty five am
call time in Toronto. Oh okay, so I had there
was no flight from New York to to and the
line producer looked at me and he goes, I cannot Yeah,

(38:43):
it was it was a producer. He was like, I
can't move this, you have to shoot. I was like,
I'm gonna be on no sleep and there's no flight.
He goes, I will got fifty to fifty on a
private jet for you. Oh and I got the smallest,
cheapest private jet from New York to Toronto.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
So I know about getting a cheap private jet. That stresses.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
It was the worst turbulence I've ever experienced. It was
just me and a pilot was it was a jet
like this big.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
It was like the size of this table were you
were terrified.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Terrified any gusta win. The whole plane was like oh boom.
It was like nerve wracking and I'm on no sleep.
So I did like two sets of Caroline's this is
like gotta be ten years ago. Yeah, And I got
on the jet and yeah it was. It was a
quick flight. It was a forty five minute flatters that
is stressed, but it was very stressful. And then I

(39:35):
landed and then I had to go right to set.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Yeah that's not what you're for. It was a private jet.
You wouldn't do that again now.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
No, it was such a specific, like uh issue having
that show. It was like a show that I already
sold tickets for that I couldn't cancel and at a
call time, he couldn't move.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
It was just like I'm glad you're okay. I just
feel protective in this moment, like, don't do that no more.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it was a very particular situation. Situation.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah, I get that. Yeah, right, I've done it. I've
done it twice. But also my flight back to New
York the other day had so much turbulence that I
heard a flight attendant scream.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Oh, I'm not. I'm not good when there's no turbulence. Yeah,
I'm like white knuckling.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah, Okay, it got worse with it, Like, is there
a moment that changed for you.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I've just been on so many flights with so much
bad turbulence. I don't know, or it's just where my
anxiety just decided to hang out.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
When I was little, I was naive. I was like, way,
adults are in charge. Adults they're sane, and you realize
and then when you grow up, you're like, adults are
fucking lunaticus and they're like they're dangerous, uh huh, And
so I'm like, I don't trust the people in charge.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
It is crazy, though, to think about how you get
on a flight and you're like, I haven't even laid
eyes on the pilot. My assumption is that the pilot
has come to work lun sober.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
And gona be drunk, truly lunatic.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Yeah, and it's really wild. It's so wild that we're
just going we trust people's that's true and should take
us through the sky. It was really, it was pretty wild.
I don't normally get scared. I guess my mind when there's.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Too bad was what was going on.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
It was because because it was like this, yeah, and
it was like the it was on. So my flight
on Sunday got canceled, so Monday flight and it was
you know, post this blizzard and I guess the winds,
but it was like the drops and the person.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Needs to me, I'm like biting into his x X
and I'm like it's.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Giving Tower of Terror and the like.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
And the person, well, just think that you're in jello
and it's only moving two feet. I'm like, shut the
fuck up in a metal can in the sky and
it's going woo woo woo woo woo. I don't need
to hear your jello metaphor. I don't get it, and
I'm shooting my pants, yeah, or the region and Tonics
and a fucking xanax. I need to south a net.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I need to be completely numb, yeah, because I feel
like I'm going to die.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It does feel that way, I have to say. I
have to say. And the guy next to me, his
wine was like going all over the place, like so
he had to take a plate to cover his wine
because it was like, well, this would be guy with
the Birds and friends illegally eating the bird to cover
his He was covering his sin the red wine. But
I was like, well, I guess if we die, that's crazy.

(42:27):
I have these just like.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Your show. I know.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
It's like, damn, that was crazy. Little Brother's coming out
this year.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
They thought we were seeds, but we tried to grow and.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
We couldn't, and we died in the sky because it
turns out seeds need.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Soil and water.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
And what am I doing in the sky. I have
no business being up here. How cocky of me?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
What they thought we were seeds. We were destined to grow.
I don't know what I was.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I don't That whole shoot was a blur because it
was like summer camp, Little Brother. We have to tell
her we're talking about little Brother.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
I loved it. Well. We were all saying positive stuff
to each other, and I.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Know, and then you went to say a positive thing
to me and I was I was like, are you
being serious or you joke?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
What about? I had to do my big scene where
I'm crying and You're like laughing the whole time. I'm like,
because it was funny, come on, I'm trying to dredge
up emotion.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
But then I would do straight face, and you were
still like that made it worse about it already.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
You broke the Yeah, broke the egg.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
You did a great job. You did a really great job.
Do you ever run out of steam on set?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Because it feels like you're not three day?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
What do you do to stay energize? I'm Celsius.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah, caffeine, caffeine, okay, yeah, I'm like on Eric undershow.
I used to like take et cron like recreationally. I
would drink coffee tie iced tea and eat et cron
just to be like you burn out.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
You're like, oh, of course, let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'll do like a soda bo. I'll do like a
soda pop. That's what I said. But it's like you're
Robin Peter to pay Paul because you you crash.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, crash so hard and those hours are wild because
I've fige.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
A lot of water. That's my new thing. Like if
you want like sustained lung jip, like uh like long
amounts of energy, I just drink I have like electrolyte
powder or in vitamin C like an emergency, and I'll
drink like a ton of water. That's like that's the
way that you can like naturally get maintain energy without
like spikes and crash okay because the caffeine like only

(44:38):
only works so much.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
A little known fact about you is that you are kind.
You are into wellness because on set this summer, you
spoke to me extensively about sleep and sleep.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, because I'm struggling.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Yeah, but then you're like, you had a sleep specialist,
and you're like, you're not supposed to do anything in
bed besides sleep and have sex, and you should not
hang out there. You said something about what to do
with your dreams. You had this whole list of things.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I think I might have written it down, yes, yeah,
And I'm like you.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Because my sleep was so bad. Okay, you know your
stuff quarantine, Yeah, there was no I need it especially
I needed to. I was like, fucking bat shape.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
How's your sleep now?

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Fantastic?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Okay, Well, guess what it's time for a segment called
that's nice? But what about me?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Is that real? It's a real sac And are we
supposed to talk about your dad?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
There's nothing to say you you gotta so you're this
is a really really hung You've never listened to my podcast?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I love it? Do you know? Man? Long time listener,
first time caller. Okay, and I love your podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
What's your favorite thing about my podcast?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Just you? Really?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
You? I mean I knew period, gonna say that period,
I knew it. Okay, let's give it.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I give it up. I give my hand to the
that was the hell's going on? What did I do?
What the hell's going you mean? No? What is it like?
It's not my drug? I don't know. I've only done

(46:20):
a couple of times. I couldn't tell. I'm not an expert. Okay,
the gaze, I love it.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Are you allowed to say that?

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I eat it up. I think the gays would agree.
I don't think it's a controvert. Are you a statement
saying it? They can come at me guns blazing, but
they know it's nice.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Okay, but now this is about me. We've pivoted. You
pick eye roll from Eric for the people just listening.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Actually, I'm like you would tell a Jap listening to
me and doing cheerio.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
I think it would tell. Yeah, I'm not positive. I'm
not positive because I have to see the spelling. If
you show me the stuff fail, I don't don't feel
like not personally, but I'm passed away.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yes, I have bad news. He passed away. No, yeah, no,
not recently.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
I need to leave. I just found out that. Oh
sometimes I think as sketches, that would be a fun sketch.
You think someone's already done that.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Where like no or like or like is your mom's
favorite sketch.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I'm sorry, I need to leave this meeting. This is
just just died.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, Daniel Cohluja.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
What about him? He's not ering, I think No, he's Ugandan.
So you just throw us all is Africa country to you?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Well close by?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
No? No, actually they're closer in the closer to each
other than we are to them.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
But there we go.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Hey, it's about me. No, you pull out your phone.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Well let me I gotta make a phone call. No no,
let me let me say where. By the way, all
African nations, those those boundaries are are outlined by England
and France.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
So I know, let me just out to colonial.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Uganda. Not that close. I know. I told you what
you got. You got a couple big countries in.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
This geography.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Lesson, this is a bad you know what closer to
Kenya where Lapita's from.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Is that true? Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I just think Kenya, I took my mom to on
Safari for eightieth person.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
You sent me a text, this is what we're going
to do for this segment. That's a nice gift. By
the way, it's very speed of you.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You said we should go on a trip. I do
want to go on a trip. Would you be down
and how do we plan it? Because I okay. I
also saw them trying to do a.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Show where I fund it myself and they just throw
it on YouTube. No, really, that's basically Anthony Burdaine meets.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
That's what you texted me. Yeah, I thought you were joking.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
So I'm just gonna be like, Hey, you're a Haitian comedian,
let's go to Haiti. You're a Jamaican comedian, Let's go
to Jamaica. You're a Porto Rican comedian, let's go to
work Nigerian. Let's going to Nigeria. Ali wan, We're going
to China and Vietnam. No, but I don't know. I
just think that'd be fun.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
It would be fun, I think.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
So I pitched it all to all the networks and
they all said no. So I'm just gonna make it
myself and then I'll be very No.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
I think it'd be very successful. You should own your stuff.
That's what I've been.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
That would be smart.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
That's what they say now, by the way, that's that's what.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Lauren, Lauren Michael's he told you no, but that's known.
He owns us. He owns us.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Now one hundred points. Someone said to me one hundred
points or something.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I don't know that means. I don't know. I don't
know what anything means me either. Okay, well, okay, what's
the segment all about? Because you've been setting it up
for that was it?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I just wanted help, how do we actually make the
trip happen? And you said you just go You're gonna
fight it.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
BnB, I'll bring out two camera ops. We'll just I'll
just get Mike Amazon and then I'll bring my producer. Okay,
we'll go around. I'll get a fixer on the ground
too that we can.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
A fixer, yea, a fixer. Don't fixers don't they kill people?
That's a hit man. Okay, you're using for hitman? Is
Olivia Pope a fixer?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
Olivia Munn is a hit man? Hit woman? Excuse me,
she killed a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Get your gender?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Do you want to miss gender, Olivia mun any chance The.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Actual problem here is not that she called her a
killer set a hit man instead of hit woman.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
No, Olivia who Pope?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Olivia Pope? Scandal? You didn't watch, did you not?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Your cup of is that Olivia Rodriguez.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
That's Olivia Rodrigo is the sinker Olivia.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Olivia Rodriguez. I'm sure she exists. She's got exist. Sounds
like something, Olivia. If you're out there, call us, yeah,
because we've got some Olivia Riguez is not also a singer,
but there is a singer called Olivia Rodriguez.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Olivia Rodrigo is a singer. Olivia Pope is a like
fixer pr fixer in Scandal. And I'm sure that there's
an Olivia Munn.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
You're right married.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah, so there are other Olivia's. But I'm not familiar
with Olivia Rodriguez. But if she, I'm sure she exists,
and I wish sure, well.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Rodriguez. I don't know who she's married to. I don't
know her. Olivia Reguez is married to how do you
know that?

Speaker 1 (51:31):
You heard it here? First?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Olivia Rodrigo she's married to. She's also married to a
rod and and the rod.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
In that sense for Rodrigo, Yes, a different a rod
What are we even talking about? And that's hard to
say at this jump show.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
We're gonna take a road trip from Nigeria to Uganda.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
You want to take a road trip. I don't like
road trips. Okay, sorry, we have to take a plane,
and I'm sorry for you. You have to get your
two Gin and Tonics, your Xanax and we'll take a plane.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh you're good in a situation, I tell you.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
I was kind of like, damn, it's crazy. If this
is it, that's kind of what I thought. Legitimately, that's
my thought, is like what am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (52:14):
What I do?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I guess I put on my vest. See no, my
rational brain is like and then what I was not
going to stop the plane from I'm not judging people
who do. I didn't judge the flight attendant. I mean
I was alarming to hear someone who lives on a
plane scream because of I was like, girl, get it together,

(52:37):
pretend you're well, pretend you're not scared. Yeah, for us,
But I was like, I was like, damn, that'd be
really crazy. And I was watching The Anatomy of a fall.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Interesting maybe anyway, completely lost me.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
There's something there, but I don't expect you to find it.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I don't know what it is either.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Okay, the boat, any and everything. Okay, we have to
help a listener before we go. Okay, we're gonna give
a listener.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, no, my dear, that listener.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Gosh, we have to get him out of here to
get food in his dummy. He's saying, I know we're
going to get your food.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
We think I have to cancel my five o'clock thing.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Eric, Eric, yes you do. I think you're not gonna
get it. Get there, so you got a call if
I have thirty Okay, it's a call. Okay, we can
do this. This will be quick.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
I'll take it on the subway. It'll be up. You
take the subway every day.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Nice, same did Okay, no disrespect by saying that we're
going to help a listener. Okay, you seem so upset.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I'm fading. Well, do you have like chips?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
No, we don't have any snacks for you. There's machine
eat before you This is the my podcast, Eat before
you come. And honestly, I'm pissed they gave you water
because I sell the guests drink before you come, eat
before you come. I don't want to hear hear gulping
on my podcast and it's not a sprite.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Can you say it again? That's good? Okay, can you
play it for real? Hey, I go just want to
say I love the show so much. My situation is
I've been dating.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
My boyfriend now for eight and a half years.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
And we've lived together in everything, and we've talked.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
About next steps, but.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I just don't know, and I feel like I should
be sure and things aren't bad, but I just feel
that things could be better. Let me know what you
think I should do or if you have any advice.
Thanks by a.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
How can they be she sounds probably bored, probably plateau. Yeah,
and they either got to go to couple's therapy and
figure out how to fix It's it's a little bit
vague though you can't tell what's wrong with it.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
They're not bad, though it sounds or it sounds bored.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
It's giving bored like a plateaued like your mind everything
like it expired, like the shelf life.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, And if that's the case, I think it's maybe
worth investigating how to make it. It's like, what is
make it exciting again, because like, no matter who you're with,
I feel like at some point it stands the risk
of plateauing after some time, and so you have to
invest your energy. Like, when we say things are not bad,
does it mean your bar is super low? That's what
I'm concerned. Is it like, yeah, he's nice, shrug, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
There's nothing wrong. It's not a clear it's just she's bored.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
You're bored? Or are your needs not being met when
you say they could be better? We want your needs
to be met. They're not going to be able to
meet all your needs, but you need to know what
needs you want. This is the man that gave you
the advice about.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Going to come. It looks like I have tiny feet
with his moon boots.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
It does look like you have size twelve men's Okay, brag,
this is not about you, tombum.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You want advise, Stump that boring, fucking loser and get
nice yawn, get some new dick. Uh. This guy's a drip,
probably wears earplugs, so comedy show.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
If he's a what if he was a fan of yours?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Oh, you gotta make it work. I think you gotta know.
She's got to go to therapy.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
You gotta go to a couple therapy. I think you
gotta go to a couple therapy because yeah, at this point,
it's shipping it off the pop relationship advice.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
What's your longest longest relationship? Two years?

Speaker 1 (56:45):
And how long into that two years?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Were you like?

Speaker 1 (56:48):
This should probably be over a couple of weeks stuck
it out? Okay? Do you want to get married?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Married? I don't care about but you know I want
you got to move in with somebody, That's what I
want to do.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Okay, you want to move in? Have you lived with
a partner before?

Speaker 2 (57:08):
I've dated someone where they're at my house like six
and a half days out of seven days a week. Okay, So,
but like not never the official move in. I'm pretty avoidant, okay,
and you know that about yourself.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Are you in therapy?

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Oh? A ton of therapy. But like there's been a
shift where I'm less avoidant okay, and I'm more open
to a long term, beautiful, loving, committed relationship.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Do you think that has anything to do with age
or feeling like you've experienced everything you want?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
It's both of those things. It's both of those things.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Okay, beautiful ladies, get in there, shoot your shot with
Eric Andre.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Here's the thing about a long term relationship.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Okay, and you said you had somewhere to be at
five thirty.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, Well, if you're in a long term relation ship,
you can't have sex with anyone else.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
And that's what while they get you could be ethically
non monogamous.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah, you know that pitch doesn't go over so well.
Yeah in ninety nine have you ever dated a woman before? Never?
When you touch them, when you pitch them. No, you
can be ethically non monogamous. They give the look you're
giving me right now.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Well, there's a dating app for it Field. Have you
been on it? I've never been there?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
What is it? Is it? What is it? Wrek? Shrek?
To date Trek? I don't. I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Somebody might be interested. Shrek needs love to. Shrek needs
love to. You don't think so you just don't want
to love Shrek. What if Shrek was so kind, resent
open to being ethically non monogamous, was was embraced all
that you are, was a good cook, had hobbies, also

(59:10):
really funny, You wouldn't date Shrek. You wouldn't date Shrek.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
You're talking Shrek I'm talking Shrek.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I'm talking about this. Mind you. You are a person
who was but fucked by Gorilla, and you're.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Like, yeah, but we're in an ethnically non monogamous relation.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
So what can Shrek get in there? Does Shrek stand
a chance with all of those qualifications? Are we being
closed minded?

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Are Shrekin? You ain't fucking track either?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Listen, I'm not, but.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
You ain't fucking track either.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
You have to feel an attraction towards the person. Don't
you think you can grow if there's not a kickoff.
They don't have to be drop dead fucking bombshell. But
got be cute. If you were gotta be cute.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
If you were drunk, be shrunk for the first.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Like five years of relationship, stammered alcoholic Jack Arrowac.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
If you were drunk, you wouldn't let Shrek hit think
about it. You'll have to come back and tell us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I won't keep it. This is would you do it? Shrek?
I'm talking Shrek, dude, What.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
You're talking about? My little crop top? I thought that
was my phone? Okay, I want to look up. I
need to be reminded what Shrek.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Shrek's big and green. Okay, but like, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
Amusing Shrek as a metaphor human.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I know Shrek, Shrek can dress. First of all, there
are redeeming qualities here. That's a friendly welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Use a different metaphor, which one? Uh the baby in
a racer head Eric Stoltz in that movie Mask.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Okay, I'm just gonna okay, let's see the baby eraser.
I wouldn't want to date a baby, that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well, I'm just trying to think of the most hideously
ugly characters.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
No one is as ugly as these characters. No one
is ugly. Nobody is ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Rollercop melting.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Eric. Yes, I just think you should be opened, and
maybe there are a much.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
What do you want from me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Scream?

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Okay, So I just think you should be open and
my family alone. I'm trying to get you a family.
I think you should. There might be a lot of
Shreks on on there, but there could be a Cinderella.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I mean, it's not about like ethical non monogamy versus monogamy.
You think it's just it's more like you date someone,
you like them, then you love them, you really love them,
you fell in love with them after like ten years.

(01:02:15):
You can't fuck anybody and you want that option. Well,
I mean and for her too, she can't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
She can't even kiss somebody like this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Is you after cheating on your board and I'm sorry,
I'm not allowed to kiss somebody. I guess I just
don't get it. Really, I can't kiss somebody, But you
can find people who are down for you kissing other people.
They can kiss other people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
It's more of like the the like knowing you have
the freedom than the actual event.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I feel like, yeah, I feel like you're gonna you
need an ethically non monogamous girl, Lee, And that's fine.
I understand what you're saying. I understand what.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
You're saying too, I mean equal, equal fucking playing field.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I know what you're talking about, rigid. I understand. I understand,
And there are people who feel the same as you,
and I feel hopeful for you. I feel twenty twenty six, honey,
it's your year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I'm I'm not too stressed about it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I think the universe provides.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I think like when you let it go, let go
and let God, like the universe provides. I really don't.
I don't feel like this. I felt like a little
bit of a pressure about it when I turned forty,
and through therapy and journaling and everything else, I was like,
I'm creating a problem where there isn't one. I'm I'm

(01:03:44):
having a I'm having a blast, and like, when it happens,
it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I think that's the right way.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I don't think you want to force it or strangle
it into being, because I see a lot of people
settle and then they're not happy and the relationship kind
of disintegrates quick because they're like, you know, forcing themselves
into a you know, square peg into a round hole.
So I don't want to I'm not. I was in
that panic when I turned forty, and then I I

(01:04:13):
got out of it, but kind of recently the therapy
and I was like, oh, when it happens, it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah, I know what happened when it's supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Really I was supposed to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't need to worry too much
about it. I don't think worrying produces the results anyone
is It doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, it actually pushes the results away.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with you there, Yeah, absolutely do yeah,
and no need to worry about timelines. I think the
thing that is important though, if I may was saying
it out loud, that that's like what you want, saying
it to the loved one's writing it down, whatever it is,
setting that intention that's open to that. I'd like that,
and then trust that it's going to come.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
Yeah, exactly. I think it comes, and it comes, and
I'm not too I don't know. I don't think. Yeah,
I stopped thinking about it as like an age thing
or a timeline thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
I think that's wise. I'm excited for you. I'm excited
for a movie to come out. Thank you for doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Thank you so much. Of course, why I have a podcast.
My producer keeps being like, you don't promote the podcast
on these podcasts are doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
We said it multiple times that you bomb Did you
say it? I said it twice already.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
I have a podcast called bombing about bombing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
It's called Bombing with Eric Andre.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Can you do it? Can you do it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Podcasts? Are you officially asking you? I'll calm, yes, you
you you don't text. That's not true, it's not the
full truth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
You're unbelievable. That's the communication subpar.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
I'll work on it. I have work to do. We
all have work to do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
We all have no you do you do? You are
a good communicator. Thank you are you never get dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Let's we're going to get dinner. I want to go
to that place, Department of Culture. You and I we're going.
I've been It's on my list for years.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
Doing a Chinese New Year's dinner this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
I didn't invite me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
I sure did. Literally, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I gave up, literally didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Literally, I gave up. You can look at the Carol,
look at the camera too. You gave up. I gave
up on you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Literally, he did not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Literally.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I'll pull up the text the texts, pull up the receipt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
All the texts, and all of them are me inviting
you to dinner and you coming over with an excuse
me why you can't go?

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
No, wait, Jordy, this is too long and I have
to go the world. I have to go work out. Okay,
listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Not me, Okay, I don't believe in exercise. I'm like
Donald Trump, this is what exercise makes you hurt? What
reason I didn't hear?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
I don't know. Okay, So I here's Eric texted me
when he moved to New York from l A and
we exchanged numbers. I think we ran into each other
and after party you text We texted like okay, it's
me to you. And then I was like, oh, yeah,
you're here. Where do you live? And he goes one
word Brooklyn. To me, that sounds like someone who doesn't
want to talk anymore. There was no follow up. There

(01:06:49):
was no like, let's take what about you know what?
I know what I'm talking about before.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Some weird spiral.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
No, I showed everyone the text. They sided with me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
No, no, No, you led the witness.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Where do you live Brooklyn? Okay? Then you asked what
part of Brooklyn? And I say the part and then
you go do the storytelling, right, You didn't do your
end of the bargain. Just continue the conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
He's he ended it, counselor he's misrepresenting the situation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
Order order order. No said Brooklyn, you go, oh ship,
I live in Queen's or I have to go. That's
how people to kick someone off of.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
My podcast in the world. I never had to kick
someone off.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
I need to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
No, you're not doing that. I need to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Okay, I can do whatever I want.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
I said, it's ago good seeing you the other day.
You live in New York. Now question mark, He says,
Hey girl, yup, I'm in Brooklyn. I go, okay, saying
where in Brooklyn? And then he says where, And that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Where in Brooklyn. I asked you where, and you said,
and you didn't respond.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Then I where, I said where. Then he doesn't ask
me a single other question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait you asked me and I
left you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
You just answered where in Brooklyn? You just said where?
And then I brought this up to you over this
over the summer we were shooting, and then as a result,
you then texted me in real time while I was
standing next to you, let's meet up. I'm looking for friends.
Because you know that that exchange was incomplete and everyone
else agreed. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you so much,

(01:08:28):
thank you so much, sad, show me the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Show me the thing. I don't believe you. You didn't
tell me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I'm kicking you. Okay, wait, putting on my shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
You can't bacon. You're leaving. I just I'm canceling. Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
That was my discussion with eric Andre. Don't you just
love him?

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
I do? I do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Did you guys wash your hands at any point during listening?
Maybe you were just listening, you weren't watching, and you
washed your hands. That is a turn on for me.
It really is a turn on for me. Anyway. If
you want advice from me and my next guest, please
call me leave me a voice message. The number is
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