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March 19, 2026 110 mins

Stand-up Actress DAPHINQUE SPRINGS is in the Trap with Karlous Miller and DC Young Fly!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I might beat the problem though, because my life be
changing about every three months. Yeah, every three months, my
life changed, and the more it changed, the less shit
I'm about to tolerance now. It's like certain ship don't
turn into a red flag till later on. I remember
one time I was fucking with this girl. We pull
up to McDonald's. Her past got the app.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's the problem. Yeah, she got got what app at McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
At McDonald's, bro got me over here ordering she going
off by the free small fry. I said, I can't
fuck with this shit. Man, fuck two dollars and twelve cent.
I ain't no two dollars twelve cent ad nigga ain't
saving me nothing. I don't want to fuck with nobody

(00:51):
who need a app to get fast food.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I feel like I worked that bitch. That's why I
don't fuck with you.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Cool, but I bet you'll be eating my free fry.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Go ahead and eat your free shit.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm gona take it off.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let me. I was like, yeah, I'm turned off.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
The water got to cook. You just want to be
turned off.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I was turned off.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
She was bad too, because I know one thing about
money broke is a mindset. It ain't got nothing to
do with your paper. You do a lot of broken
ass ship that keep you broke. You gotta change your.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Habits, so so you got to pay for the fry.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm just saying, if you go, if you go through
life thinking that somebody gonna give you something.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
For free, you already lose it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
If you lost off the rail. Ain't nothing free, they
tell you that ship all the time. Nothing in life
is free.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Nothing nothing. Well, it might not beat it, it might
not apply to you.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Got a car rental for the whole for a couple
of days for twenty dollars because.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I got to say that, and I wanted for the
program even if I had that.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
You just like this ship for free. That's called benefits.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's pretty privilege.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's available to you too.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
We weren't cars every fucking week.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I ain't get no good damn ain't nobody never.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Gave me ship. One of theney they say, thank you
for being the gold.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Members Club National will give you free rental days off
off of how much you done spent.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
With Okay, now you you now, I said benefits? Why you,
my bad bitch benefits? Loo don't know his privilege.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I must not be a bad bit you could be.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Really told him about the National Club for show for show.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
He told me, I don't know why you over there
using other phone. Don't sound like an old ass.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I switched out. That's it's really the same coming.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
It's really the same folk Ali and what's the same.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I can't do an enterprise and National the same.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Somebody broken their car and they stopped sucking with me.
Say my nigga, I just went to the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
They don't want me to eat.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I go to National and being up every single I said, well,
fuck y'all anyway, Nationally.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
The truth the truth, and they the truth National, boy,
I don'et try damn there all. I ain't nothing to
talking about.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
National, Bro. You can just walk straight to the car
and get the fuck in there and leave.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Nationally. We need to do commercial for y'all.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We with y'all a long way.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
No, we literally hunk with y'all. You know they say
they never do commercials.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
They don't need you, you need them, They don't need you.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
The fact, if we're gonna give you that, what company
down there? Who got called? Who got a call? And
one of them all like three car companies, so they
be like, they just don't want you to see.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
They've got fleet accounts and all that. Yeah, i'll rent
a call.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Them finna get a call from sixth that that that's
why si.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
He Bro're gonna give you a B M W.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Cool boy, you know that down payment for that motherfucker
by one thousand. Nigga wanted sixty five.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Hold you.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
I looked at the lady.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I said, lady, you finished right.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
The ship by by over they got of d d
t oo ass.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I said, I want to wrent this old not bad damn.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
And I walked back to the airport. I said, man,
let me show you how much I'm saving six You
never at the airport. They never at the airport. They
always got their own private location. Brom my dumb man walk,
I said, lady, you crazy. It's the crazy shit in
the world. Sick the cars they like I'm talking about.
It's a fast process. But boy, you're paying for that, well,

(04:37):
you're paying for speed.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
But no, I don't see.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh no, I'm straight. I'm good, lady.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
See the hum Okay, if you was about twenty five
that still I still walk I got, I said, I
walked back to the airport.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I ain't fucking with it.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
You would have got it.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
I would have got it back upon return. No, it
ain't about that. It's the principle that who's agreeing to
that type of ship a nigga that want to get
some pussy off the car? No, bmde I got to
put in the ninety.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Six four of that stoke go up by myself.

Speaker 7 (05:20):
What be fucked up?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They're glad to not be outside.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
And it ain't like the nigga got bad credit. They
shouldn't be charging you that much.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's wild, bro. They like, yeah, man, it's real fast,
but you get in smooth, picked the car out. If
I couldn't got a little app you can tap get
they tell you they gash you up before you're going
to get to the end. She was like, it's gonna
be like six fifty for two days. I was like,
oh that's smooth, little three slunk. Look, I said, Mom
that thurday? I said, I go for is Saturday. She

(05:51):
was like, yes, it's twenty five d piss. I said
twenty five all the I said, I don't get no.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
The paths over here now they don't. They don't.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
They trust me, but they don't get.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Your ass on BMW either. I don't want I read
bagging them, wagging them me baby.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
What I hate when they don't have a cousin they
got on but full side. That ain't full side, the
little compack.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Get a minivan.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
I'll get a minivan.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What it is, I will get a van.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I will. That's why I stopped renting with Budget, because
they kept upgrading me every time I got there. Because
when I travel to a city, I like a full
trunk just in case I run into someplace real quick.
I don't want nobody to walk by and see what's
in the car. And when they try to upgrade you
to them like s U B's and ship and then

(06:48):
people could see in the back, I'm just like, yeah,
you're trying. You trying to set me up as a
car company. Just leave me and what I pat purchase.
I don't like upgrades. Oh strap, give me my ship
man all right.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
When they be like you can get a hound this
standing face like, bro, I'm not driving that bulls because
I'm not look like.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Pulling up in a Honda stand of faith, out of town,
out of country, out of any country.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Great, give me a car.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
That car like too much for you to put me
in a piece of ship. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm not
doing this. Come on, man, I'm riding around TURBOI and
ship and you're gonna put me in some ship.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
With no with no nothing.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Hold on on the version of island. Drive on the
left side.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I don't even drive out there.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
I drive.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
They drive on the left side, sting the island.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Only ship I'm gonna rent is that little jeep thing
that oh it is on the side, that little je
saying a little.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Meat or whatever it's called. We only leoft fat. No,
it's a little it's a little jeep. But don't go.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
When you get a car rent almost like a bush.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Chris Brown body little girl for Christmas. That's one of them, Johnson.
I read that.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
That's my.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know what I'm talking about. A monk.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's called a moke in it. Look the ship up,
I'm telling you, that's that's the little ship I rent.
It looked like a little jit, like a but it
ain't a whole car. Okay, it's a motorized vehicle. It
ain't a cardo.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
We gotta get some roaches.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
What is it called?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, like look they sagged it just be.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Roaches.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
People ever asking do you have a favorite city. I
don't have a favorite city to performance ship.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Whatever city sold out as my favorite city, and that
could go from city to city.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Yeah, I like, I like all the city, but it
be it'd be a different love at certain cities where
you like, all right, I ain't gonna like Baltimore, Oakland, Yeah, DC,
the whole Texas, the hold Texas, Alabama.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
So you name it everywhere, okay, just all of them,
all over them, all right, we'll give you give your
top three that where you like to go, where.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You you get excited and you go there, get excited.
When I could go places that I love they restaurants
and like city features like where you can't go out.
Yeah just not like retired, No, not like a real
go out. Maybe just like a little lounge or something
like that, chill with the people. But I do like
to go to like DC Baltimore because I like to
get some crabs, some blue crabs. So I get excited

(09:32):
about doing that. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Look there, Yeah, I'm all in there. Baltimore for show, Baltimore,
Oakland they won and one I.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like instead of that, And you know me, I fuck
around and when I get home, I've been in about.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Two three cards.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Right, yeah, you'll go crazy.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I gotta say I done.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Probably bought a bunch of ship out of Texas, the
most Texas. And because them, mother, you see how one
I go do my shows.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
They pull up and be like, bring the box. Shit
is out ship, let me get that.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
You know about show?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yeah, Like when I'm on the road, I ain't bought
a lot of ship because I get fans who come
up and like, bro.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
You gotta see this motherfucker because they know you're gonna
buy the ship mania shal you gotta do a show
like that this on this show, that fire Nigga road by.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Car, I do that shiphow And they be like, hey, lo,
I'm counting fucked up right now for you. I'm finished.
I'm gonna stell it next week. You get it. Send
the fire it tonight?

Speaker 7 (10:27):
Man?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
What Kenni Sonny? What hey man?

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Anybody standing the cars for my next upcoming show?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Please do me a favor and showed me a listen
up for YouTube.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
General, you just say cars now, they're gonna be coming
as you was bullshit.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
My granddaddy, My granddaddy got a naked town car. I
won't he wont thirteen hundred for it thirteen right now, an.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Bring that I know somebody there to take it right now.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Granddaddy and Grandma the best people ever bay cars back.
So he fuck where you facts because they don't draw
that much shit. Their mouths be lower than on motherfucker man,
what man I done?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Bought cars from some old ladies that ain't never They
ain't never even got high enough to get the breakers changed.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Balance that low.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
You know why because they be having those uh the
county be paying for them to have assistance come to
the house, so they really don't need to run no
errands and do no ship. Ain't nobody else I alway
had old parents, anybody else came out house.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
They do ship.

Speaker 10 (11:27):
I was out there putting that stiff charger on that
PT cruiser, but they went out there with me.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Ain't nobody come help us. You ain't get the homeless man.
Only a West coast thing. Yeah, they send out people
and they'll come in. They're clean up for the old people.
Call like this ability.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It's the same. Tell you about.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I had this this two hundred dollars for about a month.
Matter of fact, I think I ain't spent ship.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
It's been too much at this's been my home.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Most picked it up.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
But I y'all got it ain't worth stealing. And that's
what I'm saying on my study two fifty. I got
I need. I needed some last week of December.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I'm good. I got my sign to ft.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
I'm not baying ship this year.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I got like you ain't tapping.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I'm not got.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You don't go tap this this.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
We broke this year just like we were last year.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
You can't claim broke. Just them telling you why you
gotta spend money or else she gonna get a ship
to the taxes.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I hear what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I heard that you. I hear what you I'm trying
to tell you. It ain't gonna money.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
I'm telling you right now. Ain't no money. Hey, d
c ain't no money to be sparking.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
That.

Speaker 8 (12:39):
You heard what that that?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
We got no money?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I got.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I got a few clothes I got. I got some
jewelry to get back I got, and I got the
rest tied up in investments. I ain't got no money.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Name.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
It was mine.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
The name got my daddy's blood on it. I turn
it was in court. He love I mean, I got
a few clothes.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I got some jewelry. Uh but uh yeah yeah, everything
else is tied investment. It's tied up.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I ain't got no money.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I can't dook.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
We were talking about that ship last week. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Somebody asked me the bar. I'm gonna ask them to
bar that same number plus twenty.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Why plus twenty?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's interested to twenty dollars to let them know that
I'm more fucked up than they are.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Oh no, I only do I need what you need.
I need an extra twenty, So.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I'll be like, yo, los, let me get two hundred
dollars that need twenty.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
I need to twenty. They just called my phone about that.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Show Bills Become Man. They really that we ain't food that.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
What made you get in the comedy?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
How long have you been doing that's funny?

Speaker 7 (13:52):
Him? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
You've always been funny.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
People ask me that, but like sometimes you like really
don't know. Like people said I was funny, But I
grew up with my dad. He didn't watch sports. We
went fishing every day, so we said deep sea.

Speaker 7 (14:06):
Fish real, yeah every day?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Did you like?

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Like?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
No? I loved it. I love to fish out fish.
A lot of people. We didn't catch catfish and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Why you look at me like that.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You're a catfish nigga. You a Mississippi nigga. Y'all cat
fishing it up. We catch like that little tail snapper.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Remember we went deep fish. Remember we went I remember.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
We were in d C.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
He's a Mississippi ship. Who was the first nigga catching.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Big? Wasn't because sometimes thank you you caught a bait,
or you caught this motherfucker fish game difference between the.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Bait and the fish, this bait, this bab bait.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
He was out there exciting over how big was it?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
This? How big it was?

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Let me see, you still ain't got your size.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
The Hispanic dude had to come get it, and he said,
good job. You know, the little Hispanic dude that worked.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
On the boat.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Everybody fish off, that's my job.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
He's like, whoa, and I got that bitch up there.
He took the stick and he grabbed that onaw.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
But I hate to tell you, Spanish people always say
oh because they don't know what English word they need
to say next.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
If it would have been some bullshit, he wouldn't have helped.
Like you got it, my friend. He wouldn't help, but
he helped.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
How big was it? It was a baked fish. Fish.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
I ain't catching no baked fish. We had the baked
fish on there. It was a baby.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It was like about right now, Yeah, that's baked fish.
You're gonna catch it.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ship, don't count it.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Don't count catch yellow tail, but you know how good
yellow tail is.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Come on, I ain't gonna get in.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You could tell which the fish fish you gonna come out.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I want everybody to remember this moment because then every
time I catch a fish, I'm a clip that.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And put up right now.

Speaker 8 (16:00):
I can fish better than there.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
But yeah, I'm dropping a fishing show this summer.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Can you put me on the show? I'm out fishing.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I'm gonna bring you on the last episode because I'm
gonna get my game.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
What's your favorite you like the Yeah, we use strimp,
we use squid, we use live bait. Sometimes we cast
the nest. I don't cast the nest net, but my
dad do. They throw it out there to catch all
the salt water, fare water, saltwater fresh water. I don't
like because it's too slow. You could go out there

(16:33):
so that.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
You keep looking at me when you say that ship
is what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yeah, we are. You was up here before they start
rolling the cameras talking about, Oh, Mississippi, we supply catfish
to the world.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
Bass fish.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Didn't nobody else say.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Nothing catfish out here killing niggas catfish too.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Can'tfish? Ain't doing nothing, nobody.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Don't you hate no mistake, because we got a fucking
econnoment talking talk. We got exports in this motherfucking what
do you what are you saying? Everybody likes catfish?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Damn only niggasiggas she hated.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I didn't know that that was the nerve.

Speaker 7 (17:15):
You do? You do?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
You do the one that you like that gotta keep
keep sucking with it. Talking about the bait cast I
used that with my thumb. Okay, do that and then
you let it and then you okay, okay. You to
use a spinner. That's what that's the one that's spinning
around and you gotta do this. She baby my boy. Damn,
she's talking about that fish.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Fishing power.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Yeah you talk that boy. Ain't even looked through it.
Walmart in the South though, because you can buy a
fishing pole and a gun. We used to you can't
get no gun and you used to be on display. Oh,
on display they did there, Like the nigga selling was

(18:00):
a Walmart.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
They crazy Walmart. When we was kids, Walmart was the ship.
Boy it it fell had so much ship. It was
so many activities. I missed when Walmart had fish. I'm
wishing I missed when they had fish in that bitch.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I missed when it was twenty four hours. When it
was twenty four hours, it made you feel like when
you grocery.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Shopping overnight, you was really buying food.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Bro We trusted Walmart. We was eating chili dogs at Walmart.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Don't getting groceries and dog ain't no chili dog at Walmart.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Just with the dancing polar bell on that bit.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Back then, when the Walmart started getting many stoles in
that bit, you're like you get your get your days
done bad. Yeah, the arcade and Walmart. You like, go
to McDonald's real quick. We used to go to Walmart
just to be have the like there's a walk in
that bit.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Hold up, do you know what Walmart did to the
black community brou all these years they built our trust
because through like the first probably thirty years of my life,
you couldn't convince me that Walmart don't have that ship, right, bro,
If Walmart don't sell that ship, don't nobody steal it?

(19:20):
Right anything, you you can get a silly fan, a
tub stopper, all your school supplies, pick up some diabetic
c Madison baby.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Clothes, gross TV, walk around, get.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
A pistol, get your eyes ship, get your eyes, you know, to.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Get the get your taxis done. And if you wanted
to learn how to fight, you go in that bitch
and fight real quick. Get yours up piece of that
piece popcorn. You know, nigga don't have popcorn till they
were going to Walmart.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
You can stop by the bakery.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
And get a whole cake man, and get.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
A cake.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And cutting the fish live. You're like wall y'all?

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Do these lie?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Nobody couln't feel live? Y'all cooking in front of me.
Remember the stick of niggas that used to when you
walked in, they gave the kids stickers.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
What happened to them?

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Let me tell you what happened to them, y'all. Did
y'all hear about this? Walmart got schools.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So remember back in the day when you used to
go into Walmart, they used to have mentally challenged kids,
like with down syndrome, greeting you when you came in
the store. And they also had senior citizens people that
were like over like seventy the Yeah they didn't Walmart, right,
why they Why you don't see them as much. It's

(20:44):
because Walmart got schools. So Walmart had the mentally challenged
people and the senior citizens, and they were putting insurance
policies on them and was pushing them. No, no, neighbors
put life insurance policies on them.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah. And so Walmart got sued in a massive suit
because the people was dying because they had a higher
likelihood of passing.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Away the army.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Yeah, and so they was getting to put life insurance
on them people and were collecting like millions of dollars
and wasn't giving any of the money to the family
and security though.

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Putting them in security job. Like nigga, you put a
nigga in a tough job.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, you need strength, Yeah, shaking receipt that's why we
put life We're gonna get pushed two more time, like.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
What yeah, that's gray.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, they got sued for that.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
We need to go back there he ship was all
this all the food fake. We need to go back.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Watermelon a watermelon. Yeah, I was trying to figure out
why to.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Lost the bell to see the niggas make the ground
beef at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
There was a glass window and ship and they they
were making ground. Where the fuck did y'all shut?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I think you was at like a Mississippi water.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
They just all from this Okay, let me tell you
used to see.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Used to be we had one Walmart. It was on
thorn Row.

Speaker 7 (22:05):
We had what.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
They used to be them all to all around the world.
Nigga would come to the nigga where you're from, Blabama,
where you're from the choy man? Man, Yeah, this is
our Walmart. Man wasn't in the city, man? What it
was a mean ground? Why this ship wasn't lit for
you know, they was just popping up then the main
nigga not come to one spot.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Walmart used to have some deal so good you have
to tell somebody, Yeah, you evern get some ship on
steal that Walmart.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
You see somebody, You know they got these deeper too,
that way line rough way.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
All that ship over there. You ain't finna get none
of this ship. You just wanted off the shelf.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
You ain't getting none of these ship You don't want
to be the first nigga to touch you know.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I got that got the TV up there, lar Way,
I touched it. Remember they used to sell the good jeans,
you remember Jordan ash jeans. They used to have all
that Walmart too. Those was kind of a little some
upscale little jeans. Oh, somebody was getting up close.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
They didn't never finished telling us how you started with
the kind of we stopped that fishing.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh okay, you asked me, how did I like have?
I always been funny And that's how we got into
the fishing. Than because I learned how to cap on
the boat, you know, my dad and his friend, because
people used to get sick all the time on the
boat because that motion. Sickness ain't nothing to play with
on that ocean show. And so, uh, you know what,
I always wanted to be in the industry. And when

(23:32):
I was younger, I used to live in La like
for the summer times with my grandmother because my mother
is originally from Los Angeles, California, and my grandmother first
moved there in the sixties. So you know, LA was
like one of them cities. I was like, I could
make it in this city because I used to hustle
out there, you know what I mean, selling hot dogs
in my grandma she had one of the hot dog
cars like the Mexicans used to oh shit, yeah before
they came in. It took over. I did.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
The whole time.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
We just had ketchup mustard and onions and like crap,
yeah we had that too. Okay, damn nigga, we had it.

Speaker 7 (24:10):
I'm just saying the ship.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
The ship is closed, my fault. Okay, we're out of
pennsiness the hot dogs. Yeah snoop Dog needs to come
by hot dogs from us. Yeah. We just had a
little spot running from the kmart in Inglewood.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
He might not remember because he smoked weed, but he
you remember, you got one of them Giles cuss and uh.
I just knew I wanted to come back to la
and like get into comedy. Uh not comedy specifically. I
just wanted to be in the industry. I didn't know
where I would fall, and so I ended up moving
out there and then Christmas Day two thousand and nine,
and when I moved out there, I was like trying

(24:48):
to figure out my way, and then I found stand
up October twenty ten, so like ten months later. Yeah,
I didn't. Yeah, man, so this is a weird job
to like to do this. Yeah, stand up?

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Right?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
So I went to college at Eastern Michigan University, and
I dated this guy like the first little bit of
time I was at the college he first started, so
we still was friends, and he was like, yo, you
move into la. He was like, I got a friend
that live out there. His name was Elijah. He was like,
Elijah live out there in LeVar. So I was like,
all right, cool. So I connected with his friends, and

(25:25):
Elijah was doing Bringer shows and you know what Branker
shows when you got to bring ten people in order
to get ten minutes. So he was doing a Brainer show.
So he invited me. Me and my boyfriend showed up
and we watched him or whatever, and I was like, yo,
I think I want to do this, and so the
guy was like, if you bring back ten people next week,
you can go up. And I was like, oh shit.
So you know, I got family out there and stuff,

(25:47):
and so my grandma and all of them came and
so then I ended up doing ten minutes. So That
was my first ten minutes at some little local spot
I believe on Sunset in Los Angeles. And I didn't
know much about comedy prior to that because I didn't
watch a lot of TV. So you know how people
say they grew up watching like Richard Pryor and Eddie
Murphy on SNEL, Like, I've seen none of that. I

(26:08):
only had went took one comedy show before I had
did it, and that was Bruce Bruce in Florida. A
friend took me there was like, hey, I got some
tickets to go to the show, and I was like, oh, okay, cool,
and we went and saw Bruce Bruce and at the
Hollywood Improv the one that is next to the hard
Rock I think they closed it down. But that was
the first time I had ever really seen stand up fact.

(26:32):
Well yeah, six now I'm going on sixteen years. What
money to October? Yeah? That shit flying by, ain't it? What?
H eighteen? Sixteen years? All right?

Speaker 11 (26:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Some people think I started because of social media, right,
They think I started after that because I started like
really kind of making my foot in social media twenty seventeen,
so they think that's when I kind of started stand
up but I had already been seven years in but
on and off. Because you know, when you first start
with y'all consistent absolutely well, so you when there, you started,

(27:05):
you never took any breaks. You never stopped. I mean,
I mean it was two years. It was a journey.
It was a job.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I wasn't working hard.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
When I started taking it a business, yeah, like every
day like I can't stop being comedian.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Yeah, when I started taking it as a business. It
was really twenty fourteen.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I went on stage for them there three years straight.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Oh for real, absolutely yes, I did it two years
straight and then took a couple of years off, and
then twenty fourteen is when I was like back in it.
I'm gonna get the jokes everything.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Well after this ship down.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Man, you know, after about two weeks and not having
no shows to doing like doing nothing, he be like, man,
I got to get the fun at you started.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
This is like drug started ship. I'm an itching. I
was like, man, I just let me get five minutes.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Make the people. Gotta make the people say.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Break two weeks that.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Ship feels I ain't gonna lie, no, bro.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
I took like a month and a half off, and
when you take a ship like that hard to start
back up.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
It ain't hard to start backing up you Just like
he said, you just rush. You feel like a baby again.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
You like.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
How many people you got tonight? Guess I just need
to man, that's all I need. I got some ship
right here.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
I don't feel like one jokes. I like that.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
I gotta go rush.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I love this.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
I love this ship too.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
That's the only thing keeping me from not going crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
In fact, you damn gotta like once you even realize
the hard work, you gotta like, all right, let me
find ways to love this sp because I'm gonna take that.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm gonna take care of the business.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
But I always want to be a baby of this
particular situation you feel me. I don't want to never
outgrow this because once you feel like you outgrowing, you
ain't gonna have fun.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Because think about it, we love this ship so much.
There was a time that we did this year for free.
It ain't You can think of a lot of things
in your life nothing. It ain't a lot of things
that you could do with a passion for free.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Fact, and you see it working. You actually lose money
when you first started doing this shit.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Absolutely I used to sleep in my car. Yeah yeah,
I mean because in La you used to get a
lot of stage time out in San Diego and San
Diego is like a two hour little trip. But sometimes
you don't feel like coming right back, you know what
I mean, And you out there trying to work the
city or whatever.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
That was your only option.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You just.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
San Diego is one of them cities. Like certain cities
you can get a hotel room for one hundred dollars.
San Diego is a city where hotel rooms are on
average three hundred dollars. So yeah, I'm gonna sleep in
the car, and a lot of times I'm just resting
my eyes for a little bit some hours.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yeah, that's why I had to get a big du Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
No, no, no, no, I believe it struggle.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Even when I moved to La, I had ten thousand
dollars saved up.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Hey man, yeah, okay, ye were the same age he
called everybody.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Yeah where you want? What year? What you want? None
to do? Oh yeah, you're right on your auntie somehow.
Come on, man, some folk exaggerated.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Ninety eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Just older than you.

Speaker 7 (30:33):
Just know that, not that old.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh if I were like the game read to go.
But now that you are a student of the game, okay,
because we love this ship.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Like, so you've always been good with the money too.
I mean, not to cut you off. I'm sitting here, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yeah, because I yeah, I don't believe it even though
and when I had the ten thousand dollars, I also
had the second bear room in my grandmother's apartment too,
so I didn't It's not like I had to invest
that money into starting, like, you know, getting a place
to stay and figuring that out. I actually had a
place to stay, and I would give my grandmother, you know,
a little something every week or whatever, you know. And yeah,
but I believe in being like financially secure. That's the

(31:17):
reason why it took me so long to go to
New York. I went to New York for two years,
and I believe in just like living a certain type
of way. I don't know, I don't know people like
I came to LA with two hundred dollars, nigga, a baby,
and I was living in my car, Like, I can't
live life like that. Oh did you have you got kids?

Speaker 3 (31:35):
No yet?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Well, I definitely struggle, but it wasn't like sleeping the
car struggle.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
It wasn't like homeless. I would rub somebody. I ain't
never had that.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I always did you get your did you get your
gun from Walmart?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
I ain't gonna you better give me this shit that.

Speaker 7 (31:57):
I'm just saying.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Don't be over here arguing it ain't got.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
You gotta okay, but I need man, stop. It never
got to that point for me.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I'm just I just hated living with people, man, especially
when it ship and you be out late and you
be having to wake people up and you can't get
in and you look, you look homeless man.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Or then or when they or when you come through
the house and they looking like That's why I only
stay with my grandma short period of time they waking
up and ship. This is when I knew I had
to be an adult. See a lot of kids don't
know the transition from like you about to be an adult. Nigga.
I stayed with my mom.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
I stayed with my mama, and I got a little.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Legit with I'm like nineteen, it's probably like leven thirty.
I'm still very respectful. Nigga. I come to the door,
I left my key, Nigga, I'm knock on the door.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
My mama comes to the door barely crack it, not
barely barrenly cracky.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I see your eye. I'm like, mom, She's like, go back.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I'm like I stayed, Yeah, I stay here.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
She started chick.

Speaker 8 (33:08):
She's like, uh, I ain't none of that.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I'm like, no, ain't about to get your dick wet
up in here?

Speaker 7 (33:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
I got hey, yeah, bring the chick up one. It's
the responsibility.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Like, hey, game, you getting comfortable staying with me. You
wanted to get your own ship and you want to
bring holes in and out.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Oh so it was multiple holes, not just one hole.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
No want No, I'm young.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I was like nineteen.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
When you stay with somebody Dane at your ship, you
got to funk out quick and quiet.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
And don't even know you that.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Your one blanket. You got to sleep.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Change that blanket.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I don't know how long it's three fucks on that blanket.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
People in the hood, we need to change the bitch,
change them big sheet. It's a muff.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
A lot of their bi.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Don't have nothing.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
You say changing, you mean switching out or asking nigga right,
be like he bro, wouln't to tell you watch your
big he could be like.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You're supposed to watch them.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Damn, you know you're supposed to.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
There's a lot of niggas out.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Se pillows every six months. You're supposed to get a
new pillow every six months, really every like three.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
Long Damn it's long.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
On some brown mass pillows that look like t bags.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
What mm hm?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Step your sleep game up, your sleep better game, yeah,
sleep show, get comfortable covers.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
And you need to know where your mattress came from.
It's a lot of people out here sleep on mattresses.
They have no idea where they came from.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Hold on what you mean by like going to the
to the to the spot and be like, I want
this matches, but where it come from?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Nah, It's just they just ended up with this mattress.
They don't know who bought that.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Make you know he ain't went to no furniture store
and bought nough off the trunk somebody.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
He just got it from their uncle who used to
be in the bed, you know what I mean, just
pass it down.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Ain't crazy how the people who sell furniture know exactly
who needs something. Remember your first little piece of ship apartment.
It always be them niggas who pull up with that truck.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Hey, I'm letting the whole thing go. For two of
them get through the bed in for one fifty, you
get the whole thing. You get the dress in all
that tables end table, all that ship.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
My swister tried to tell you really simple couch.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Hell no, not him.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Little folk wanted down there, third and rats for that guy.
Damn they put your credit bit on your credit. Beno
Fold came to the door looking for this ship. When
they all I heard her talk to.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
Go to the door and shut up that still.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
You know what, Remember they wanted their money weekly to
want to stay outside.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I know you in there in the center. Don't give
a fuck. They don't give a fuck what condition that
ship is. They will still reporting.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I don't I know you're in there. I'm like, brot
Fork will die about that little cow. This ain't even
your bro Hey, welcome.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Back to eighty five. We're talking big spinning here today.
Got my player upon the DC young.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Flag here with me, yes on the ones and the two,
not to be ignored by the threes and the fours.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
DC.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
We got a very special guest in here with us today,
a funny young lady who apparently is a great fisherman.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Oh super yeah, yeah so good. She good with that money.
She talked that ship. She's funny. She does stand up
and she do sketches.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Got the internet on fire, racking up millions of views,
and she's smart, talented.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I like to listen to little baby and she straight
a little bit. But she ain't from the street.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
She's from the hood, jacent down the street, slipping the
car because she was tired.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
She slept in her cock and she was tired, not
because she had to tell you.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
I had a place to stay. She had a place
to say with furniture and her grandma was cooking and
some clean sheets I washed.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Her grandma was cooking every other Sunday, good home cooking food.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
That's why I could be a potential for high blood
pressure and diabetes right now?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Did you really live life if you don't get it?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
But like I said, a very funny young lady, it's
definitie springs work when I do. It look good on TV.
It looked good on TV. Definitely, Welcome to the eighty
five South Show.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I'm happy to be here. We happy to have atl ho.
We don't have been on shows multiple shows together. Our
last one we did together was Martin Lawrence. We didn't
know you did cat you did can't so you do
big shit?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
You on tour with Martin and Kat and who else?
They're the biggest. Yeah shit, them too good people to
be on the road with. There's a lot of games.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
That's a lot of games.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah yeah, you been on them type of show. You
have to come back down and stay what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, you know what. But it's very humbling because you
go out there and you performing in front of five
to ten to fifteen, twenty thousand people, and then you
go back to a city and you perform in front
of like two hundred. The shit is very humbling.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
That's the grind. Though you think it's humbling, Hell yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
You don't like doing the comic club I love doing
the comedy clubs. But it's like when you experiencing life
at this level and then you got to go back
to this level and then sometimes go back to this level.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
If you don't see that different, I did.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
I do see the difference, but I always looked at
it different how you look at it.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
I looked at it like.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
These two hundred, it's what getting me ready for these
twenty thousand. These two hundred ain't gonna lie to me.
These two hundred don't know that this is my gym.
Because if I can hear some shit in here, think
about it taking some shit that can make two hundred
people laugh, and.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Then you times telling that that's some good shit. That
means you really doing something.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
That means they they coming to see you as the
two hundred the same way you they like the people
coming to make your day. You making they weak, right,
They're like, shit, I probably ain't gonna be able to
catch it for in a little ten dollars spot no.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
More my little Tuesday night.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
So I always looked at that like like the movie
three hundred. Yeah, shit, this this is what a real
fight at for sure.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Got to go spart them coming.

Speaker 13 (39:43):
Hell, yeah, that's what That's where we can control our
uh career, especially when you deal with the industry. It's
cool to do the big, big shows, but you cannot
go back into the small clubs to really understand and
get the essence of be in a stand up comedian
tone the.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Time, the laughter, that's the real fun. That's the real fun.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You in the back of the comedy club with your
comedian friends, and y'all know y'all about to.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Go up there and rip that bitch.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Yeah, that's the turn up.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
You give what I'm saying, and then it's that's that's
that's take that, and then you then made the whole set.
Now you got some ship good enough to go get
you a job?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Now, okay, so all some ship you was working on
for two hundred people for show for sure that she
can go get you some work.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
You're just locked in a year now, Okay, a tour,
a TV show, something that's gonna pay you more than
one time ship.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
That's the work I want. Don't give me one chick
at all, bust my ship down about. I need something
that's gonna keep on paying.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Y'all be getting them eighteen cent residual checks. I love
to know what because when they show up eighteen but
that's a dollar eighteen that.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Big boys is on the way.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Okay, dollar eighteen.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I didn't sunk with him at first, but then once
I found out that if you don't cash them, they
won't send the rest of Oh for real, man, come on,
but they keep the track of it because if you
don't cash them, it's gonna throw their.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Ship off two dollars and three cents and it in me, so.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
You have to take all the ship to the bank.
He's gonna hold up your big and I'll just be.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Like, ship, let me come pick it up and give
me that postage and that envelope money too.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I say I have got one with zero for real.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Yeah, I didn't didn't pick me the c and then't
even want to go in there and cash it like
I needed two cents and restaurant.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah there she called him, not twenty five two cents.
And don't be it, man, don't waste my time.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I had forty chicks one time for one hundred dollars
even God damn.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
They'll try year blue moves.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
But opening that first one.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Let you know what's about, man, Right, If that first
one looking healthy, you're good, Like the are the ones
I've been waiting.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
The extream is serving cool. But I made TV TV
tv TV. Oh yeah, that's what she was on tv TV.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
That's why nigga don't understand folk like the Martin Show,
Jamie Fox Show, Fred Princeville Love.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
It was the copy shows even bro. Anytime you see
any one of them shows on TV, listen your man.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
But again, yeah, but they get them twenty seven cents
checks too.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
No, I mean, I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say
they do.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Have a cycle with them.

Speaker 8 (42:47):
They do get a cycle.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
But we're talking about that been on before we even
got on TV at a time when TV with TV they.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Say, Jerry Seinfield get one hundred a million at least
every year in residuals. That's good, even if that's cap.
I know, you get ten men. Even if that's even
if that's cap, he's gonna get ten.

Speaker 14 (43:10):
Million off the residion. Just off side field every time
you have I just trying to get into that.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Was like that they cut away.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
What's going on with marijuana? That nigga?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
He come a cramer? I'm like nigga niggas man Cramer,
Kreamer Is he a racing man? Field though Kreamer.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
And male gifts dang gis He said, you get by
a pack of nigga?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, not just one nigga packed. Hold on, you ain't
talking about least what man? Yeah? What what the he say?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
He went, you know, a package at least twelve twelve
niggas and the gloves should have left your ass in
that rain.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
I think everybody gonna gona sooner than they think. You
just got to come to the fact that all white
people say the word nigga.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Ain't nobody they say the word.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Don't let it shock you no more.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, he said the one he
used to be dope thing.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
He was cool.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
He ain't mean you can tell, but you can tell
somebody let them see it, but I didn't. Somebody somebody
left me see it, but I didn't.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
He was like, my bad.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You know, okay, up.

Speaker 8 (44:57):
Do y'all.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Let people say nigga down here, because I know on
the West Coast they let everybody say nigga.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
No, we don't let nobody do no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
No Mexican say nigga, agent say niggasig White say nigga.
Not down here, not down here, not down here. I
don't give a funk with nobody not down here in Georgia.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
You say that ship if you won't you meant that,
all right, it's gonna be some nigga black and pop
away for this ship.

Speaker 8 (45:29):
Don't call him, call him, call him all right, man,
All right, man, y'all. I ain't no hard man, nothing
where you pint this.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
You gotta drag him out.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Of right before the ass was to get there. Come on,
I didn't say that. Listen, Hey, I didn't say that.

Speaker 15 (45:44):
You did.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Alright, alright, I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (45:49):
Why you gotta be sorry for bro?

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Now you got Now you're trying.

Speaker 7 (45:52):
To make her angry.

Speaker 12 (45:53):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Nah, you provoked that ship? You what about if you're
performing right? You're a rapper. What you got? You got?
You say nigga in times in your songs. You're looking
out in the audience. You all these people that don't
look like you saying nigga, nigga, nigga back do you
in this sky? Look up in the sky that money
that part?

Speaker 12 (46:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
At that?

Speaker 2 (46:15):
What I just.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You rapp you're looking at him saying real you know,
said nigga, be bet up.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
You ain't gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
They not calling you nigga, don't mother.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
They'll hold the microphone to the crowd and nont know.
Y'all ain't supposed to be saying that.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
They know too, but they know that's the only time
they can give up. They say heart in concert.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
They didn't ran out of ship when they gotta do that.
What you said.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
That's because you normally don't even say that loud. The
white saying that because her bro.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Especially when they call their friends, what you think they say,
what's up, nigga?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
They said, brother, the same way we do.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
We made that ship look so good.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
They don't even understand why they don't supposed to be
saying it no more.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
In white culture, there's a part in their life where
they sit around and try to be black.

Speaker 8 (47:26):
They get drunk and they be like, well, up lying nigga, an.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Give me.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
When were around. It's only when they around us staying cool.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
When when they ain't nobody around but white people, they
be like nigga.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
They say it right and everything.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Yeah all the time, ain't no sputtering, ain't no hey,
what's up nigga?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
No, they be saying that.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
They talk like niggas when the ain't no niggas like
my boy, and some holes come on through, you know it,
nigga like me gonna put it.

Speaker 15 (48:01):
You know, I'm dropping straight. We we all feeling, you know,
drop that off. Yeah, I gave him some Peter.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Weapon, you know, not to say that. No, I won't
play that ship down here, not in the side that
that that why we say the side. I don't don't
play that in the side.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
That's the emergency word. They done ran out of everything,
like that's the break in case of emergency.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Even the races know that if they say that, they're
rid of the fight because they know what.

Speaker 6 (48:35):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Come on with I know you come, I know you come.
Come on this right, let go? And they always getting
race is always getting knocked out with one punch.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, okay, I got What about this scenario. What if
you see two white dudes about the fight and he
they squared up, and he's like.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Come on, nigga, you stopping with you like being on who.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Go thumb that I'm gonna beat the wind.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
A certain the South, the white people gonna whoop whoever
has said that I haven't seen nothing.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Fact Now now we can't say that I do like
the white people step up and you like, man.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Let me. Can't let him talk to you like that? Man.
No man, I wasn't raised like that. You don't talk
to nobody like that.

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Man.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
No man, you're my friend, Mama. I don't play ship man.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
You never see the racist I mean somebody who tried
to protect you and they end up saying the ship.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Hold on, don't talk like that.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Listen, you don't and you're like, you're just saying it now,
we did you.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Just call him a fucking nigga.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
To get.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
You call him.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
You don't call him. We don't say you just never
had them on my dass called Johnson niggers.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Niggers.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Don't say that in the party is going good, and
they just start dropping the nigga word.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Bro, you stupid know about it when they slip up
once he come out.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Hey, buddy, I want you to hear me when I
say this, there ain't no niggas at this party.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
People ain't no niggas at this party for show.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
If they have to say that they lost, you already
won the verbal party. I swore everything that means they
So they are so pissed off.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Forty percent Okay, well majority of KKK bro that she
was self talk and my folks is, they ain't got
no love, bro, All them KKK niggas who doesn't who
like what you call that?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Uh refrained from this ship. What you call this ship
like this home?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
The fucking KKK them niggas find out, Bro, We loving people,
good hearted people.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Them niggas that be wanting a hug, you know what.
A lot of them be having an abusive follow up
and it being like, yo, white people did this ship
and you why you mad at niggas.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
It's like when you when.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
You're about to fight somebody and somebody laugh, You're like, yo,
what you're laughing from?

Speaker 15 (51:33):
Bitch?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Like, come on, you're about to fight that person.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
A lot of them, for people who be in them groups,
they don't never even see no black people. Though some
of them quit just because they got tired of hearing about.
Listen here, man, I ain't seen no black.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
We're gonna.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
We're going.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
They're not coming over here.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Man, we ain't taking road trip. We really be come on.

Speaker 7 (52:03):
Out.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
You said they would pull up on us, Just be ready, man,
I haven't seen then.

Speaker 8 (52:12):
That's true through those because.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Back in the day, they used to have to go
find niggas. They niggas around the need to get on
the horse, Get on the horse, and the horse would
sniff the nigga out, and that's how they found. I
ain't even do sh it.

Speaker 8 (52:26):
Ain't did ship turn around.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
They make a U turn.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
They just let you know.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
They let you know I saw you and I'm coming no,
I can't.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Do it after all of that ship though, we still
ain't never but we're still here.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, I just said, brother mart Luke Kena was nineteen.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
She say the niggas said on the fucking hungry But
you gotta watch the little politics.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
What if niggas did all this hit back? What was
the niggas like, what if niggas did.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
All that hit back like retaliated every time? Can you
imagine we be letting so much ship.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Nowadays?

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Back in the day, I'm back in the day, like
all that evil ship that they did. What if every
nigga just took it amongst themselves to get revenge. What
if niggas live for everything they ever happened.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
That that's a revolution anyway, that's a real revolution. I
just said, once it pop out, is gonna be a
civil war. It's a real revolution. Revolution.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Folk gotta die for a revolution for nigga be like,
all right, they tripping, they tripping.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
But like I was saying, the nigga got on the
standing with the politics and said that.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
These niggas is trying to save the white race, that
they scared they're gonna be the minority.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
I'm like they are. I don't give a fuck if
that's gonna be true, my nigga minority, to let you
know that this is what you'll what you'all scared of.
Y'all already in the system.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You had black people, you have black people.

Speaker 7 (53:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Way more black people than they want you to know.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
I believe that.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
But it is down. Don't matter.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I don't feel like we were living it don't matter.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
We can we fucked fast. We can get these numbers
up in three summers if we wanted to.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Well, we gonna need you to have more than one kid.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Well, I mean when it comes down to that, I
definitely do my part. I do need something to the game.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
I felt like I feel like we've been the majority.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Something to the game I get I pick up to.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Have always been my majority is because black people never
used to do the census. Remember Nick, they used to
come around to you. Niggas would never feel that.

Speaker 12 (54:36):
Nigga, me and my baby live all right to seven
in the basement at the foot.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
But you think about it, how many people in America
three hundred and four four men? Yeah, you know how
many black folks from Goma and where I'm gonna the
season eight meen, So how the hell we the minority?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Oh? No, white people numbers have decreased though, because you
remember there used to be ten percent of the world population.
They're down to they're getting doing doing down. The seven
would never down. Everybody been fucking since we got here. Yeah,
we have been populating since we got here. Nobody it's
people have it's been.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Genocided, people have been killed, but people have been fighting.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
What we do, everything we tached it just be black.

Speaker 7 (55:29):
It no matter what.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, because when we think a motherfucker out of it's
black and that.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Black the cup and got to talking like great war
is going on going on too, it's war. You got
to make Look, I allot, we've been fucking bron, We've
been fucking bro, we've been here.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I think it's a lot more Black people in America
than they're telling us about.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
We never you think we're more than twelve percent.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I think so we not really think we're about twenty
percent for real, I don't. I just don't think they
counted everybody because ain't nobody asked us ship. I feel
like most of the statistics about black people is wrong
because they don't ask us shit.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
And not only that, I know at least a whole
bunch of niggas who checked Native American on their applications too,
so were losing them niggas when they should really be
over here with.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Us niggas, really a Native Americans.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
So I know that, Like if you check that and
they're not keeping the count, you know what I mean,
that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
I'm just a Nigro who've been in America for a long.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Time, that's all. Yeah, America.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I mean niggas who just this is where you at
a whole bunch of people that just came in, everybody
from somewhere.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
I don't think we came. I think I was. I'm
descended of the niggas who was already Hito.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
That could be true too, who's to myself brother, had
already traveled to the Americas Native Americans from Siberia. We
was dibbling dabbling with the natives always.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
But I'm saying the ones who was dibbling and dabbling
them my people. That's what the niggas who.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Was, Yeah, you look like obbling dabbling. Yeah, my people
just ain't come over here and just don't niggas.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Everybody long hand pretty head, yeah, especially on my grandma's side.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
But my people didn't have to come here. They was
here already here. They looked over there and they were like, man,
what the fuck they got going on? Yeah, I think
my dad decided, And all niggas weren't slaves.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
No, I think my dad decided with the slave bullshit.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
You know what I'm saying. We probably we got some
in the family, but all black people weren't slaves.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
There.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
There was some niggas that were free. Them them the
people that I'm from, the ones who ain't never.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Been, the ones who changed their name to premium.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah, the ones who worked down, down and ship.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Family, nobody you connected with it in the family. But
my main descendant was the probably free free.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Oh, I can't say that I got old leave folks
from my family.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
My great grandma show they all did, but.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Pick cop she'll t for show. She picked it. I
was out there for nine year old. I'm like, damn
grandma here.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
My grandma said that too.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
But it was a job here that want to it was.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Go home. But it wasn't a lot of money though.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
That was share cropper.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It was sharecroppers, but nigga two dollars that ain't ship.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
That was my granddaddy was telling me. Him and him
and my uncle got into a fight. They said, ship,
we had to stop the music. We stopped the mule.
Fuck that ship.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Get to pull. Had to pull the music over there.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
We stopped the music right there.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's back when you can have a when you were sharecropping,
you had to go, like, remind the white man how
much he owe you.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Yeah, because he'll try to he'll try to act like he.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Will own mister White, Now you owe me a dollar
seventy five, wants my money. I don't owe you no
dollars seventy five. I owe you seventy five cents. No, sir,
lose me a dollar seventy.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Five, and I want my money?

Speaker 8 (59:20):
Why won't just pay that me?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
Boy? That's what started on the old ship.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Come to white, don't I got it?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I take care next thing, you know, the whole town
on fact. Okay, what happened, mister white? He raised his voice,
set me.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I'm gonna go down there and show those niggas who bought. Yeah,
that boy raised his voice at you. You don't want
to pay him his dollars seventy five. We're not gonna
start that in my town. If you're not gonna treat
the niggas.

Speaker 7 (59:54):
Right, what do you do?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
He got mad work, he got mad lord, he did
sash me, he raised his boy. You gotta change, Hey,
mister white, you gotta stop drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Yeah, the ones who have your back be like, these
are some cut niggas right here. Like he's still, you gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Burn down the Sunflower County. We treat our nigs better
than that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Still, yeah, you're gonna get caught.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
They're never gonna not do that. But like I said,
what else do they have?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
M Oh, they got monkey nowadays, that's their new. They
going crazy with monkey lately. I haven't been calling a
monkey a couple of times on the internet. They're going
crazy with monkey. I said, that'll get dad whooped to
down here? Yeah, wow, monkey okay? And then if they
specific about a monkey, if you okay, shame a monkey

(01:00:57):
is is white?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
I don't know which Spanish speaking country it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
They said that they call black people coca cola what
for real too, that's why they don't know where. That's
their racism too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
And you know Spanish is just negro negro. Everything got
a twist in the twine.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
But that's the thing we gotta do, is black people.
We can't let them define us. We gotta come up
with our owners.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
We've been doing that anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Yeah, we gotta make up our own.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
You call a white person a cracker, they don't even
really get offended by that. Ship.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
It's not too offendive. Is to let them know what
kind of white people we know they are.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, crack ass, don't even can about this ship. They
don't care. They like honey was like, I ain't getting
down now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
That was a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Yeah, Honkey, that one did numbers because they was hunky.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I don't know that one did.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Number always hunking their horn. Where did Honky come from?

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Now we do guys from some good fans. That's how
they do fun with us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I know a lot of white people that that don't
give a fuck. They don't like white people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Hear about that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Yeah, I don't know, but Honky was a was a
black man favorite from the sixties, seventies, probably the fifties
two oh went back that far.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Oh hell. Yeah. People have always had names for white people.
They just they don't have the same effect.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
They don't they don't affect them. That's my point.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
You don't have the words.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
They just like want to call them that. You feel
what I'm saying, They just come with a disrespect. You
turn then you know what hurt white people the most.
This can really trigger them. Saying you're poor and white
in America, that triggers them. I did. I said that
to one of them. I was like, you're poor and

(01:02:53):
he called me a nigger.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
That's hurt you see where that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I said, Oh my god, And I did it, and
the condesce anywhere. I said, oh my god, you're in
your fifties. I have more money than you, and I'm black.
And he was like, you fucking nigga. I was like, yep, gotcha.
I just laughed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
You've been years and you white and poor.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
That is crazy work. That's nasty work.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
That is nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Oh my god, you are on the head. That's the
one thing to get him when they when they at
their last time, which a lot of them are tires flat,
ain't got no real you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
Know different.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Put broke in front of they can go get along
the laugh, let dine go get along.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
They can't. They can't.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
They didn't denied they calling my phone left and right
offering me longs. Yeah, I'm white on paper talking about
type ship.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Poor white them up. Okay they think somebody coming to
save them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Oh no, it's a wrap.

Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Yeah I know it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
But you know what they see you your white privilege. Yeah.
I think they said what in the sixteen hundreds, they
created whiteness because back during during I don't know if
it was the sixteen hundreds of the eighteen hundreds, but
white people and black people used to get together and
and uprise the government. And then the government created whiteness,

(01:04:26):
separating them from black people, right. And so once they
had whiteness, then they felt like, oh, we better than niggas.
So now the government can never be un overturned because
you created a division. But if you keep both people
and let them know, okay, we actually are the same
because we're at this level, then that you'll uprise together.

(01:04:47):
You'll rise together against the government. And so that's when
they created whiteness. Because they wanted to always have a
have somebody on their side. They had to update playing field.
Does that make sense, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because poor white
people used to they used to they'll come together with
black people. Ship fuck the government. They need to take
this ship down. Yeah, and then they created and that

(01:05:10):
was like, oh no, we're better than y'all movement.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
That was a good play by the government.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Yeah, very good play.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
That's one motherfucker. You don't want no smoke with some
poor white people. They're not about to give up what
they gonna do. Man, they finish fight for ever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
And they know how to shoot guns like very early.
They hard to go against. Because I went to the
gun range. They started training their kids at ten years old.
I saw a little eight year old on his knees
with a rifle. I said, look at this little fucking
pre school shoot her up in this bitch. What the
fuck child? He looked like it he was, he had
a good aim. He go in to kill about thirty students.

(01:05:49):
Don't say that in seconds, No, telling you that's what
I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Coo, that's some of the most savage ship. That is everything.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Telling you what I saw the gun range.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Who yelling at you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Yelling at me? White folks definitely be on the other shop. Yeah,
they trained their kids early. That's why we gottap.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
That ain't gonna help.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
No, they got because the ship that they gonna use,
it ain't even gonna be gone.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
They are they already killing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
They're playing this ship out already.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
They don't put plants to getting all the food. Everything
you like is bad for you. Fintanol is killing. All
the drug they getting rid of drug.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Ain't no more cracky.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
No, they don't want no more drug.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Ain't no more crack here, bro Like nobody knew crickinal
crack ship.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Crackheads used to have seed crack.

Speaker 7 (01:06:42):
It's really wacky.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
They smoke crack on their way to get Yeah, but
they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Be having them hungover like this.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
That's what they like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
They used to have you make you workish, I say
in the crackhead of other day, he said, we don't
call me that. I ain't doing anything of my nine years.
I said, nigga, what you're doing now? He on that
other ship.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
Ain't no more crack, no move, it's over it. Don't
act like you missing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
When you see drug addicts, do you call him by
the specific drug? Because my grandmother he always callowed me
telling me people in the family on drugs. She was
like baby, he on drugs. And I say, Grandma, what
type of drugs? And she'd be like, baby, I don't know,
he on drugs? But you know we actually name the drugs.
We're like, yo, that is gonna math. He on crack.
So sometimes I tell my grandma, Grandma, you got to
go back and get specific. Is the person running from

(01:07:27):
the house or staying in the house, because staying in
the house is weed, you know what I mean. Running
from the house is usually crack.

Speaker 7 (01:07:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
So she I was like, Grandma, you gotta be specific.
So what she saying. Sometimes come to find out that
the nigga was just smoking weed.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Maybe he ain't nothing, laid up on the cot doing drugs.

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
You're doing drug all the drugs in there, laid up
got the house.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
I'm drug drug.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Maybe you just eating up all the food, all.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
The foods for keeping me on drug.

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
No, that boy he stopped smoking that crack in there on.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
The drug damn just doing drugs. Drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
My girl, everything called everything drugs. Nigga was smoking cigarettes.
She said he was on drugs. I remember when I
told my mama smoke weed. That was she was skilled.
She didn't want me to be on crack. I said,
Mama smoked weed. I said, see, I'm hell. And this
is making me laugh like a motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
Just chill.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
But I told I was good bro teaching called in
three months, got my grades up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
I didn't start smoking smoking weed till I was about
eighteen for real, real, Yeah, I was still living at
home at first.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I was having.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
At the end of like as soon as I graduated,
I moved out, so like all the way up until.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I ain't nothing, I moved up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Talking about as soon as I turned eighteen, I was
smoking in the tenth every day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
And my mama used to be free day. Hey, I
found your wik.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Over there in the top drawer, So if you're looking
for your wi, I push your weed over there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
She was just letting me know that she found the weed, right,
but I would never acknowledge it. Yeah, that weed you had,
I put it in that top draw over there. So
if you're looking for your weed, that's where your weed is.
Because if I find some more weed, I probably just
put it right there, because that probably to keep your

(01:09:25):
weed right there.

Speaker 7 (01:09:27):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
That's really why I had to move out because I
had left some weed in my room. It was so loud. Oh,
it smelled like a pound. And how much fucking weed
you got it there?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Gotta go just a little bits, a little bit Yeah,
they thought I had a bunch of weed.

Speaker 13 (01:09:43):
I had to tell my mama because at that time,
I just had to, like, I gotta tell her it's
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I can't hide this shit, so.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Let me tell her.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Once I tell her it was, it was auto pile tenth, eleven, twelfth,
every Day Show eighteen.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Always wonder where the people who struggle with weed? Like,
what the fuck is y'all doing? How you let weed
be your struggle?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
What you mean by struggle? It's like people who struggle
with weed one drug, they struggle like how like it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
They let it affect their whole life? And then they
were like, I had to stop smoking weed to get
my life together.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Now some people need that. Though it's a distraction. Sometime
we make.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Them stop me snuggish and be all complacent and ship
don't want to do shit. You gotta stop smoking weed, man, Look,
get your mind right, man, Just focus sober minded, I.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Don't mess I tried weed one time at a party
hanging out with some people, and I smoked it and
it took a little while to hit me. And this
girl she came up to me and she started talking
to me, and she was like, I just wanted to
wanted to meet you. What's your name? And so I
thought it was the weed. So I started talking back

(01:10:51):
to her in a stutter, and come to find out,
she really had a real stutter. So you started talking
about like yeah you meaning I was allright, hell out
of there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
That would do with the weed?

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
That was she didn't want to do it. Blame it
on the weed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
That's up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
I'm not the wet make you stutter, No, man, I
missed the goofy days on the weed.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
But the goofy day every time you smoke, you got goofy.
You just you just getting Yeah. I don't know what
we could do and say, I didn't know when we
hit the blood.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
But now that you look bad already looking back.

Speaker 15 (01:11:35):
Like that, like that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Now we used to make you laugh, like yes, we
used to make you so silly. They don't have no
silly weed no more.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
That made us addicted, brother, because we had a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
But think about where we was at in life, bro.
We didn't have no bills. That's why it was so funny,
because we were doing it just for we would make
us laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Now, if we had the same number of responsibilities as
we did back then, life be kicking our ass now
instead of laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Weed is putting us back together as adults. Keep your
ass strut man, we that weed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
It's just like you can really you can be this man,
all your little check on your bills and be like, well, at.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Least we got somewhere to stay talking about. Love you too, baby,
love you too.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah, shit real, I just want to laugh again.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
You know you fucked up when you have to make
a decision with this much weed. You can sit here
and smoke all of this tonight, but you know if
you wake up and you ain't got no blood, you
got ration your own weed out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Look at it and you're living with some bulkures. So
you can't just leave it in there. You got to
take you got back.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
And put it up under your pillow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
They're going in the room with her, smoked the whole
thing before work.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Weed.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
Weed is a passifier for grown people.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Used to I definitely looking for some time we laugh again.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Every blue moon you'll catch you a little funny pack,
silly cat, your little every every every blue moon.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Your blue moon. It seems like that we got the
seasons on it, stilly pet bill peck. Well, now the
weed ain't the same ways y'all used to smoke though. Nah,
it was way strong then you think, so, I know
for sure, I feel like it got more than now. No, sir,
we wouldn't be able to smoke the cush they're triggering us.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
That was in two thousand because the weed pretty smoke
that straight to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
The phase like that bro our lums won't be able to. Nah,
that was real weed, man, that was real weed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
The weed they got nice cool, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
It ain't got none of that.

Speaker 7 (01:14:11):
Back then.

Speaker 10 (01:14:11):
You had to have you had to have a set up.
You had to have a bill, You had to have
some water, what cause you got one blunt of cush.
But you gotta past yourself when you smoke.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
This was it cheaper, really puff puff path was it
was real. It was puff puff past.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Nigga, don't take an extra puff. Don't take three for
of them things.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Get me two in past plus. It's most of the
weed that's in the South is indica. Mm hmm, that
sliping weed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
That sleepy weeds.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
Yeah, they don't know that that cush was straight into
that perk when perk came out. It's a young nigga,
but I wasn't even supposed to be smoking.

Speaker 7 (01:14:51):
No ship like that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
See teens Sam teens smoking cushs from Perk.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I was grown and broke. I was smoking that ship
on occasions. That was my celebratory wig.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Nigga smoked that nigga to leak on.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
I just had three shows in the row and we
smoked the purple and cushed and ship like that. When
it's regular season, it's wool, big bagg.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Of goddamn mid good bag of Med. It's so much
weedy hip for twenty five dollars. I don't know. I
don't even know if this nigga looking out for me
or he just don't want it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:21):
He got me bad.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
He don't give you too much, man, when you can
spend twenty five dollars and roll down there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Fifteen blunts, big long as buzz.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
We have some rough summer smoking at MED. We have
some rough summer smoking at MED. But hot hit it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
When you break it down, they make the ground to
stick it together. You can't even get it out of
the grounder.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I hate this.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Yeah, we didnet been through it with the wig glass.
You don't smoke it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah, y'all lost me.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
What's next? What's you about? To get into what's coming
up for you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Ship just the same old ship. It seemed like the industry.
Don't slow down a little bit for who for me?

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
You know what I'm saying, you talk about in what
part like just.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
Feel like you know with the strike, ship just ain't
never really get back to how it used to be
back in the day. But that why stand up is
where you can control your your career. You ain't got
to worry about the strike, worry about the industry.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
That's why we gotta keep moving away. We need keep
creating our own outlets.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Platform like this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Yeah, sure, can't depend on somebody else to give you
no job. You gotta damn and create.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
That, utilize what you got, utilized what's in front of you.
And I use the industry method and apply it. That
don't mean I'm over here in the system. I'm just
using the method.

Speaker 7 (01:16:45):
You feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Give me y'all what y'all need.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
We gotta start start the opposite message. We gotta let
the inustry know we fuck with them for sure. With
the industry, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
Work over there. Don't caller let us too. We ain't
never say that. We ain't want to just work. We
just doing this busy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
You know, so when y'all call up the work, we'll
be ready to.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Do it, already prepared. Don't have to get ready because
we're already ready.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Because we were just talking about they don't listen. They
don't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
We listen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Well, we thought y'all said, y'all ain't want none of
this indust this ship. Ain't nobody said that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
Call me, call me, call me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Call me on a Tuesday at at eight am. I
could be there by ten, but the crave part. But
I gotta feature in the schedule. Ooh, you got a schedule.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
A nigga be doing a big nigga like me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Just I gotta feature in the schedule, you know. Now,
it's it's it's it's scarcity. So you gotta gotta make
sure you are demand.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Oh you were looking for me, Ah, somebody else would
and they already got that time shouted, I ain't know
you be working.

Speaker 7 (01:17:52):
I ain't know you knew, I ain't knowing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
I'm just gonna go and tell them. Don't call me
for the ship that you want everybody for. You gotta
call me for the ship that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
You need me for.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
Damn I wanted one of that wings, but you just
fit all over.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
I ain't know you at children.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
That's extra stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Damn what you saying.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
But what you just said though you were dropping something.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Don't call just call me for the ship you need
me for. Yeah, just you specific.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I'll do an audition if you feel like a nigga.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
Run up, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Feel what I'm saying. Nigga, they want you, don't bring
me over there if they already know they want you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I see what you're saying, because but you know what,
but if it's union, you know they have to audition
other people. You know that right is bye law.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
You might have got a roll for this person you
didn't see some other shit and he be like, no,
I gotta write him in bro.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yes, it's some mal you in there.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
You feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
I don't mind the process, that's one. Just don't waste.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
They're gonna add one more motherfucker. And they already know
who they want for that. Why too? So quick? Fucker
with that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
You know the game? And while we over here doing
our things, all who you want? We went on nobody
to give us a part. I know that's right. We
got us a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
We ain't for nobody to put us in the studio
because we don't been locked out of studio before.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
So we got us a studio.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
It ain't get locked out of them because we got
a key gang.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
We got We got the cold end all long game.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
I remember we were locked out there and had a cold.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
Any foe was picking on the phone, were like dunk
and the folk stopped picking on the phone, were like dunk.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Got cut ship cut? Well we did, and they didn't
park the podcast in the parking lot. Forget what our
equipment was in the bill. Okay, let me get my ship.
We can't they ain't figure out the phone. Oh lord,
we pun here cut Okay, I can't call the police
because we got weed on you. You did know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (01:19:44):
So we just got the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Can you remember when it wasn't even that ship. We
were using that ship.

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Come on, man, we were using that ship all that ship.
So we had to really be polite. So when they
come back, they don't look like number touch. Oh wasn't
no smoking, ain't wasn't no none of that. Have you
ever been somewhere where mother.

Speaker 2 (01:20:01):
Gotta come back with it. Looks like they been touched.
We then got to talk all the way away from
the night so it won't so they wonna smell our
brus on it. Somebody got talking to you more for tomorrow.
More talking. There's somebody else here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
On the way out.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Come on, man. We made it work though, made it
work though. Hm hm, folks seen the ground. Thank you lord. Okay,
now y'all got a app hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
You can smoke in here?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
You did what I'm saying. You smoking here? You ain't
got net flip. You can get trying to eighty five?

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Come on, you can't smoking cigarette there.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
You can't smoke. You can't smoke a cigarette. No, you're
gonna make your stress and ass outside. Then ship.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
You need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
You need to go, God damn mediate slow walk. What
if I want to go back to the eighties and
smoke a little crack? You can do that outside too.
Get what we're gonna talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
You because I can't you smoking crack in our bathroom.
You uninvited.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
I'm tending because our bathroom ain't sound proved. We're gonna
hit you can hear crack, you can hear when it silk.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
You can hear when when they hit the crank and
slade down the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
The fun you're doing, I'm popping another. Ain't noth supna
be ain't no other than no bathroom?

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
That hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
What's you gotta smoke? Crack outside?

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
I know that sound.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Your car crack?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
I heard I heard that that when the mother fun
get black on outside.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
That's the rule.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
You can't do no drugs up in here. No, if
you got to hit the padder, you gotta go do
that ship in your own car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Do that ship in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Yeah, you gotta pull off to.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
How long you gotta wait to come back in.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
You gotta You gotta let the winter that roll down
the winder four minute even smaller parking take your ass on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
So do that before you leave the house.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Don't even pull up. Don't even pull it back up.

Speaker 7 (01:22:12):
Keep on going.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
You just geeked up anyway. He ain't gonna pull it
back up. Man, I'm going ahead and do what I
need to do. Man, I'm gonna be back.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
I'm gonna be mad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
No, you're not. I'm right back not mm hmmm, Hey, man,
I gotta get my brother right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
You can go to rehab.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
He's going to rehab. He told me one thing though,
he said, but you don't take me no where whatere.

Speaker 8 (01:22:43):
He got it in now, he said, you being there,
and he be like, you want to hit this.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Niggam trying to get clean. But you know I'm gonna
hit it. I said, be honest, ready, be ready, be ready.
I told him I ain't gonna. I said, I had
some form, but ain't gonna get to you. You go
to get in there, you finish, get right. You can
do it too if you want to. This is the try.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
This is it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
After this. A man can't force niggas. That's what he
won't do.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
They ain't gonna be in there in the little circle
tailing and everything. Listen, man, I ain't really want to
do this at this time. But my little brother, my little.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Brother told me, man, if if I do this, he
got something funny, I ain't ben I'm gonna do it Bay.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Just like y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:23:38):
He's gonna do it too. You gotta be up.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
That's it'll be funny.

Speaker 12 (01:23:44):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Keep me updated on that ship to day where you're
going soon.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Like next week? I stop playing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
They had one uh on what South called I ain't
even know they had one on South cart High. Hell yeah,
like a short amount of time, four weeks, sixty thousand, like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
What you give him the type of de talk. Sometimes
morphine can't give him back.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
He gonna be there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
He ain't gonna be in that bit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
He's gonna be living in here in there.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Yeah, ain't getting it.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
But on more fine.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Trying to get them mouffu, morphine is damn near. Ye
be giving him that ship's equake, the hair run.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
That's the ship they give you when you when you
when you're trying to when you relapse, and they got
to get you right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
No, when you all the way up.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
That's what I'm saying though, because you did talk, and
you gotta take that ship because your body needed.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Man that with drawn shit, real man, that would draw.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Ain't no whole boy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
Can't slick shagar trimbling, cold, sweating like a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
You buy it, hurting like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
You've been there. You're good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
It sounds familiar.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Stomach hurting like a motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Man, Hey boy, they would draw. Ain't no whole boy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
No I had I had to be with somebody who
was going through the brow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
My granddaddy smoked crack, but he stopped. He did it
for a few years, and I asked my grand daddy,
I said, granddaddy, what what made you smoke the crack?
He was like baby chasing after some bitch. He said
she was bad too. At first it was cool and
she said in order for him to fuck, he had
he had to get they had to go get some crack.
And he said he would have got that crack. Yeah,

(01:25:27):
damn yeah, turned him out. But he got off off
of it, yep. And he got off of it on
his own.

Speaker 7 (01:25:36):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
He didn't even know after he hit the ship. He
still didn't get no.

Speaker 11 (01:25:49):
You know, when they first hit it and got hit
her first, then they's nick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I didn't even want to after that, he didn't want
to put.

Speaker 8 (01:26:13):
She sometimes that came.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
Yeah, the crack became the new pook.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
You want that book, look that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
I'm on the ride right, goddamn not.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
Hm hm, I'm telling you, boy, I grew around that ship.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
You need it.

Speaker 16 (01:26:42):
When they first hit it, I don't know why they
said that. Yeah, that's when they trying to shake it
get the high, right.

Speaker 7 (01:26:55):
Well, I grew around this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
But my dad, that is not some pretty. That's not
a pretty like, no, nigga.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
My brother was in my daddy house and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
When they hit the crack and they start chewing in
his suit.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
In his soup. Why the suit be in my daddy
house and my daddy's sup in my daddy room. So
he went and put on the suit just to smoke
the crack.

Speaker 11 (01:27:17):
In the.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
Daddy suit. Did it fit? Yes, loose, it's the loose.

Speaker 8 (01:27:22):
Yeah, you look like one of the little rosters.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
When they my brother told me, he said, man here
and daddy room.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
One of the stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Man, I said, any ruins? He they old they sixty something. Okay,
yeah these ain't.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
He ain't talking about why n my nigga, He ag.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
Like leaning on, lean on me with a little white.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
That was ninth grade.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Ninth grade smoking smoking crack.

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
I realized that when I watch again, you smoke crack,
don't you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
He asked me again, like no crack, no gotta shoot up.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Have you ever see the crackheads They hit the crack
and they start chewing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Mm hm.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
M hmm.

Speaker 8 (01:28:17):
But it got home.

Speaker 14 (01:28:20):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (01:28:22):
I'm telling you, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
New drug addicts nowadays, they don't like to work. Back
in the day, the old crackheads. They used to plump.
I learned a lot craad change the tie p ail
in the car. It's just small sh.

Speaker 7 (01:28:42):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
What the nigga told me?

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
He said, you're not putting no tie He said that,
come on, come on, we feeling we fineling put the jack.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Don't like full time full time up like that's all
like they just be in the streets begging for crack money.
I like the crackeads that actually have a job, like
they actually work and like they be washing dishes and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
So functional functional crackhead.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
They work all week and they get paid third.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Like like they really nervous buying crack because they don't
know who at the crackout, because they really functional people.
So when they walk in the crack out, they always
be like, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
Like, your fuck you buying that ship?

Speaker 7 (01:29:22):
And then go ahead, man, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:24):
Your ad work up that delta delta they flying.

Speaker 2 (01:29:30):
He's flying the plane. He's just throwing the bag. Okay, hell,
you gotta be geeked out up by the flying plane too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
They don't even let him be out there on the runway.
He being there where the ship get jammed up on
the actual belt when the belt slip.

Speaker 3 (01:29:48):
Off, they would have had three slips. Oh, I've been
here since Thudy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
You know, I had somebody recently still out of my luggage.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
When what they get?

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
They got a whole bunch of shit? Oh yeah, and
I know, and I reported it to Delta and they
must have knew they had internally they had probably a
crackhead up in there. And yeah, they was on it.
They paid out in two weeks and they say normally
it takes that's like a six month process. Yeah, but
they must have knew that was like cause this one

(01:30:20):
thing about Delta, they not they're not gonna argue with you.

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
Ain't doing no.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Argument to argue with you. I don't have them argue
with me before you ass rip. No I did. Oh
it could have been sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
But the reason why, the reason why they.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Will argue with you is because they union, and when
people are union, they gotta I ain't gonna get fire
bitch s type attitude.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
But I called Delta right now, Hey man, I do
not like none of them folks that was on their flight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
I felt like they were disrespectful. We're gonna give you
fifty thousand Skyhouse, thank you. Did you need anything. Matter
of fact, I do.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Yeah, my bag got lost on my other flight and
they still like we looking with fan well.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Directed fifty house and sky Mouse.

Speaker 16 (01:31:08):
Is there anything?

Speaker 7 (01:31:09):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Two weeks ago some ship happened on that flight. But
I ain't even tripping though, because I fuckt with y'all.
You know what, We'll give you ten thousand extra sky
Mouse thanks you for being a DIAMONDO.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
Do you're just reporting everything?

Speaker 11 (01:31:22):
I will.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
I would tail on your ass. I'll tell on your
diamond medallion. I'm dimondt. I would tell you did they
teach you that little trick? Because they done held out
on a little trick on a diamond bad. I'll teach
you after after, after we're done. They don't scam my ass.
I've been scammed out of two years of being a diamond.
I've been a diamond for four years, four or five years.
But it's a new thing. It's a thing in the

(01:31:42):
app where you get all these benefits beneficient. Yeah that, yeah,
you know about that. Most people don't know about going
in kicking yeah every year. Yeah, but you don't you lose,
you lose it. Yeah, but most people don't know about it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:31:55):
You know y'all gotta be flying. Yeah, yeah, you look
like you don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
I know I've been down in medallion.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
What you know about the program? How great part about it?
Used to come with it cause I was able to
make that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
I made four people friends and family all goal. Oh yeah,
because you can. You can change a status.

Speaker 4 (01:32:17):
But see it used to just come with the status
as you go up. But now you got to go
and pick and choose what you want to do. But
you know I fucked with Delta. Man, don't do nohing
wrong with me. The TVs on the plane, Come on, man,
upgrade game.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
If TV don't work, they'll give you some most sky mouth.
You said the TV didn't work, mister whit fills fifty
sky mouth?

Speaker 8 (01:32:41):
What oh in that front row, the like row eight,
like row one.

Speaker 2 (01:32:46):
Yeah, y'all don't give a no lid room that first heat.
It is literally like the lid room. And I can't
keep going.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Come on, bro, we need at least this much extension.
The people behind us got no lid room. Yeah, come on, gang,
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Other than that, keep doing ship and they flexing on
you by keep hitting the back of your seat.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
Like this.

Speaker 7 (01:33:06):
I fear it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
I fucked with it, y'all. WiFi don't work a lot.
They don't uh the charge puss.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
This just didn't turn into a complaint, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
I'm just a million millars, So I'm just, I just,
I'm eight hundred thousand. You are you gotta fly? Let
me mom? You dere but that big status. Eight hundred thousand,
the MiB so I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:33:33):
Gonna fly two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
When you fly, you get two thousand, maybe eight hundred.
I need man.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Trying to spend the money at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
Y'all think, y'all think what you call him? Got put
on the do not fly list, y'all rule when he
got into it with he's gonna be able to fly, okay,
because you know, normally when you get into some shit
on the plane like that, they don't put your ass
on that list. But I ain't never known nobody to
get on the list. I just hear the list exists.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
Have you got kicked on the plane?

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:34:05):
But I got.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
I got called off the plane and and threatened a
little bit. You what the white woman, the flight attendant,
was talking crazy to me, and I talked, y'all talk
to me like that. You call a poor too, I
called him poor. You're like, damn, I was like, bt
you a waitress in the sky, get out of here.

(01:34:27):
Then she called somebody. They called me up. Are you
gonna be able to fly? Or you gonna keep you?
I said, I won't say nothing to her. She don't
say nothing to me, and she gonna come over. But
she's like I was in first hand, but she's like
some snacks. And I just looked at her, and they
kick you off.

Speaker 3 (01:34:41):
No, no, no, and you grab your snacks and argument
come between me and them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Biscus off cookies whatever, Get me my home, getting my
cookies off there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
No, they't got the new ones with the cream and
eating them Bisco cook god with the cream and no cream. Cinnamon,
hard ass cinnamon.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
I take the regular one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Need a lot of water. That hard as couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Give me swallow swallow hey the next time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:12):
You definitely can't swallow it on your own.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
Next time, that bitch give me your scratch the whole
throat up.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
I take them mm hmmm, some gumming words. And when
you were first class, they let you get as many
snacks as you want to. If you just want to
go with the thing and do like that that little basket.
But when you when you back there in the main cabin,
they be like me, you bought your ticket late. Yeah,
they'd be like, you want you don't even get you
the water. You gotta wait to get in the sky.
You gotta wait like I'm Thursday. Yeah, alright, man down,

(01:35:46):
we're gonna put you on the get out the way, sir.
Y'all got some water.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Swallow all that ship. I like them for taras. What's
when you have breakfast on then? Oh yeah, like we
have to Yeah, give.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Me that every b moon.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
They got a nice little mealk on that motherfucker. That's
if you're going somewhere with a little dish. We'll be
going on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
The air place, Oh, I love the Delta one flight.
You get to lay down, get lay down. Oh yeah,
I'm laid down for the plane even take off. Yeah,
got my coochie in the air. Let that bitch free
farting on there before I'm laid out. That's just you

(01:36:43):
be like, yo, did somebody fart the whole time? White
fo't do it? They do? Escalator. Oh I don't read
into about three four. I'm coming up.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
I'm like, Oh, they.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Don't even turn around and acknowledge it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
You know why I'm laughing that happened on one of
my flights. Well, any of your brou dude sitting there for.

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
The white dude's snap? Somebody cutting?

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Bro? Laugh enough? They have sucking up sap, Bro. You
can tell bro.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Oh man, that ship was funny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Shit was stressful. I let my rip who me man
time ship it in the sky? Oh no, I don't
have a ship in the sky. It's very where I
used the bathroom, because I used the bathroom in the
Delta lounge before we even taste so tight. It's tight
the Delta lounges. I don't know how you got to

(01:37:53):
hold your butt. It's just ship. I'm talking about it.

Speaker 8 (01:37:57):
He's like that, he's so tight in here.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
I think this is punishment. Anytime you got to shit
on the plane, this is punishment.

Speaker 15 (01:38:06):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
You gotta take paper towels and throw it in the
toilet before you even use use it in the on
the plane because if you peel anything, that ship pop
back up on you. Oh, I mean not in the airplane,
because it's when you hit that flush that she going
to I'm talking about when it's closed. When it's closed
like this, that if you pee in it, it's gonna

(01:38:30):
shoot back up.

Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
When you gotta flush when you go in, you gotta
hit that flush and let whoever then flush. Oh when
you hit that, look, I mean that she going out
of the sky.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
I use that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
I use the airplane bathroom, but I don't. I don't
flush that ship until my dick.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Is put up.

Speaker 7 (01:38:50):
In my hand that.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
I put it all the way back up before I
do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:38:58):
That ship be tight. Bro Uh, I'm like, who the
made lad, She ain't no booty. You ever see the
pilot have to pee and they hurry up and block
the ship off with the trade. You ever see that,
You know the trade that they pulling down and they
serve off up. If the pilot has to use the bathroom,
they'll block it off off and just standing there like
their security.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
Like the.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
Sleep before the plane take off and then I wake
up and the hand of their little card.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
We were going to say something, but you are asleep.
Big fans love the show.

Speaker 2 (01:39:33):
Yeah, back in the day, they used to wake you up.
They don't do that ship back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
They it's because of people like me.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Yeah, you touch me.

Speaker 7 (01:39:42):
I'm straight.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
I didn't learn how to fall asleep without letting the
seat back, so now they can't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Don't wake me up until the motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
Nobody though, let me let my seat go bad ain't
so you let it if that's not come on. And
then I must have tossed some people on the flight
because I had a Delta one flight. And you know
when they come through and they serve the food. If

(01:40:08):
you if you still got hours in the air, you
could just say ask for your food at any moment
they bring it out. And so one time I was like,
can I get my food? And they were like, they
already know what you want. And the lady white lady
next to me was like, I'll take mine too, because
she thought she missed the point. Yeah, they always serve
your ship. You can ask for at any time.

Speaker 4 (01:40:26):
Like when they look at me like I ain't supposed
to be in for a class for real, I don't
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
I'm like, you sit down a beach.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Anybody asked me what I do? I never tell them
a comeeting, you'll be making up ship.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Sometimes I'll be telling them I work for the National
Museum of African American Artifacts.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:40:50):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
I make up some shit national Museum of.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
What African American Artifacts?

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
That's fine. Do they ever ask you, like, so what
do you think now?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
I'm out, really do that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Interrogate your ass for no reason?

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Country collected artifacts, but learn how we choose the archives
of the African Americans. Ship like that, I'll be bullshitting
so good man, I'm a good bullshit on the fly.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Making up some good ship.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
I just be telling them I do stop. Do stocks man,
come into the big coin, don't think big coin.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
I tell him I got a media company.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
Sometimes sometimes I tell like I'd be like I'm a stripper.
I done told people before I saw a little pussy
for swing low. Yeah. Oh excuse me, I don't know
all that.

Speaker 7 (01:41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
No, white men usually like that then, not like that
white man love for you to sleep, that's true. Yeah,
you talk about dick. They be like, oh, sure, well
come back to the hotel. I'm just standing in the closet.
Like then you would not be pigging out that closet.
The closet, He's going.

Speaker 3 (01:42:10):
Right and tell you some real ship. Yeah, man, you
can fuck it because I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
I don't want that pussy. I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
I've been fucking her for thirty eight years. You think
I'm giving the funk who she has sex with?

Speaker 8 (01:42:26):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
Black men? Will that pussy to the day they die?

Speaker 3 (01:42:30):
And after that to him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Have it? I ain't got a fuck no more.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
At first of them. I'm hunting the house. I saw
my granddady in the whole way.

Speaker 1 (01:42:53):
Every time she have a man, old has she ain't
about to hear nothing but running up and down the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Who fucking it is? Nigga?

Speaker 2 (01:43:09):
Go on? You know niggas still gonna fuck through all that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:16):
Yeah, until I get the slapping ship off the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Nigga, I'm I'm gonna head it up. Go ahead and
ship you leaving, James, Yeah, I'm out here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
What's the right? You can see that your flop. I
gotta go lock a nigga in the bathroom. Everything, Well,
you're stupid, bro. Helly, I'm hunting the whole house with
your husband.

Speaker 2 (01:43:44):
Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
I can't never get the shower to turn off.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
Shower, keep cutting off.

Speaker 3 (01:43:48):
Damn, I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
I'm turning that motherfucker to the knob, fall off straight
to the hot.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
To the hot thing can come out.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
That nigga. Yeah, real nigga, want to have that ship
on life forever after life too. Don't fucking around and
go to heaven. Let your lady show up in heaven.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
I don't want to go to heaven.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
So hold up, so you mean to tell me after
I die? Right, I'm up here. I'm up here with
the Lord. You fucking but you look like you. I've
been waiting to ask you about this year. Look, I
got it on my phone. I have been dead for
thirteen days, thirteen more fucking days.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
And my.

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
I'm on everything, never letting it go.

Speaker 2 (01:44:45):
Petty, you're gonna hunt like all your bitches are just like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
One specific one, probably about two of them. Okay, the two,
I guess you know there's two that you always I know,
but I gotta I'm a business first.

Speaker 2 (01:45:01):
But they say when you when you die, some of
the ghost bitches don't take all the like DBLs and
ship with them.

Speaker 3 (01:45:06):
Like when you're a ghost bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Go back to original booty.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
She gonna ask like, what what's up? Like you ghosted me?
Like yeah, I'm ghosting, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:45:16):
Come on now, hey, already tell my people up here
now she can be way different than it was.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
I mean when when I was it was gone. It
was up now my people, Yeah, ain't you know what
I'm saying. I'm trying to get my family back.

Speaker 2 (01:45:27):
Okay, I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
We'll talk shit all night. Man, you know how that
should be. Let them know where they can follow you
and find you. Add a ketchup on all your content.

Speaker 2 (01:45:43):
Definitely, everything's always on my website. So check me out,
Daphnique Springs on www dot I m d Springs dot com.
You find all my socials and everything, and check me
out because I'm coming to a city near you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Okay, what's the name of the tour?

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Consider I don't think I have a tour.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
I get dates anytime you get three? Tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Let me tell you why I do not have a tour.
I get dates because, to me, a tour is when
you haven't sense standards for yourself. Okay, let me let
me set my standards. Okay, because you on a goddamn tour. Okay,
on the tour, no dates come at any random part
of the year, right, that's how tour too, well, Martin

(01:46:27):
them they be having tours and they get all their
dates up front. I mean, so if you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
If you put like at least three dates together.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
That's a tour.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
That's a tour. Three wee.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Girl, I don't consider that a tour. That's where you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
Don't get dates because if you consider as a tour
of your tour gonna grow.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Oh talk to me, My tour gonna grow anyway.

Speaker 7 (01:46:48):
Isn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:50):
The dates?

Speaker 2 (01:46:50):
But my goal is to get a tour Right now,
I'm getting dates. You got dates, which means you dates
create tours.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
All you gotta do is name the dates and guess
what you got a tour?

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
You that motherfucker be in December, two, in July, three,
in March, and the year.

Speaker 3 (01:47:08):
You can say I've been on tour all year. Ain't
about with me?

Speaker 8 (01:47:14):
I got days out through this bit?

Speaker 3 (01:47:16):
Oh you steel, like tell the truth. You gotta start line?
What line is ninety percent of this game? You act
to try and be yourself? Yeah, using your real name
and ship?

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
Yeah, come on man, Yeah, you won't even give me
your name. What would the name be?

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
I wouldn't change your name. Definick that ship. That's unique.
You better trademark that, like Beyonce.

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
That's your ship.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Hell yeah, it's trademark already. That sounds like a good
ass spring walk. They passed me one of them def Nicks.
She said.

Speaker 2 (01:47:50):
She got more than seven dates.

Speaker 5 (01:47:52):
That's the tour wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
I don't think y'all get the concept that I've heard.
Come all that us, they come run just because I
turn around. I got to change my goddamn flying to
get all my ship up front, just because you gotta
plan tour versus a tour that's on the fly. Okay,
on the fly tour.

Speaker 7 (01:48:12):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:48:13):
Look, this is how you do it. You put all
the dates that you already got.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
Yeah, I got that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
Then you put the dates that you want to work,
and put tv D.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
That you got, you got your Canada pending, pending.

Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
We do it too, and then people ask about it
and you need a good lad. I guess what you
gotta say.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
Right, holding me up, Holding me up.

Speaker 3 (01:48:37):
That's what I got all the dates now.

Speaker 8 (01:48:38):
Because they always adding dates to I tour.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Somebody might call us in March and bookers for a
show in November. I just added to my tour date. Okay,
it wasn't booked in January. So we all on tour.

Speaker 3 (01:48:50):
You I've been on tou.

Speaker 2 (01:48:59):
If they not on tour. Ain't hundred thousand miles if
you're not on tour. He's passionate about to Okay, you've
been drinking the air out of that water.

Speaker 3 (01:49:16):
I'm on the ball in the half. Yeah, you're going
through it. Make sure y'all go check that a nigga website.
She's gonna call her tour date.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Please, she's on tour. Yeah. Dates, Yeah, eight hundred thousands
and they be coming on the fly. Come on, Joan, Yeah,
me and you Milman. Yeah, because she's on tour and
she got dates and she's funny. Stop playing and she
ain't broke. Hurry up to get the ticket to the
ticket sell or not go see her?

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
You broke.

Speaker 12 (01:49:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:49:45):
Noub voted number one female comedian amongst poor white people.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Yeah, fucking talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:49:56):
I'm fin with you now, keep doing your thing, man,
I'm proud of you. Eighty Fast South Show, daphnig Springs.

Speaker 3 (01:50:02):
Where at it there
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