"KARLOUS' Cook Out" w/ MALIK S. & JUSTIN WHITEHEAD | 85 SOUTH SHOW - The 85 South Show with Karlous Miller, DC Young Fly and Chico Bean

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's off limits. Man. We can't talk about today. Man, Nigga,
I just shut it down. Just go all right. I
know how to not say ship.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I'm just saying, yeah, calling back to my hey man.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You know what we do.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
You know, you know what we do got in common. Nigga,
ain't got no girl. I know I lost my twenty
twenty one.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Damn yeah, nigga. That shit, that's it's still weird every day.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Bro, It's weird as fuck, Like Nigga, Like, I ain't
got no mom, Nigga.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Shit, I know, I suppose to have a mom. I
could deal with, like like if my daddy wasn't around it.
But my daddy went around. So when he died, I
was like it was around though.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
I was like, niggas died every day he is around, right,
But a mama, nigga.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Mama, that shit different. I ain't nobody. Don't nobody know
that ship today. I may hear the call these old
ball head. Yeah, I'm mad about that. If you got
your mama, nigga, call her when we leave here.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Nigga, I wish I'm about to fuck that. I've been
more than this ship so long. I'm about to start
replacing family members with motherfuckers of my choice. I'm looking
for me two new grandmamas. I cracks old school grandma with.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Ain't no more old school grandma with the Bible in
the apron. I want one with the niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
One goal to let me tell you, Let me tell
you you know, let me tell you know. Ain't no
good grandma, nigga they be at your show. No, a
good grandma would never be at your show. Ain't no
more good grandma's though. Man, they be coming to the
second show. That's why you're here. We at the seven
o'clock and you at the nine thirty. I know you
ain't going to church your mark.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
You ain't know where your bible head. I don't know
they ow till you see what they drinking.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What you drink gin, drinking gin with bright early on,
drinking face gin out perch.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You go outside, you see seventeen buwicks. You're like, yo,
this is the old last c all got them regals.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
The crazy part is this is the craziest ship to me.
My mom passed right, but my stepdad married. He married,
he got another woman.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That he dealing with. She she reminds me so much
of my mama. So you got a clone. No, I'm like,
this is where that's how you dealing with the grief.
He grieving.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm like ship Like if you catch it from the side,
hold up that that ship.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, that's that's how he dealing with it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
They'd be crazy too, man, Like my mama passed and
my stepdad has left.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
So I feel like at any moment he was like,
all right, gone, get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Man, you got to keep hanging around your mama.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Got your mama gone. Nigga, ain't your house? Give me
that guy? Damn. It was a crazy man, he would
be right. It was a package deal. Nigga, you kund
of right. Man, y'all niggas gotta go. Man, that's that's
funked up.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Bro. If you a man and then your wife pass
and then you still got your step kids.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Man, it depends how long they was in my life.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
So if you get a new woman, them ain't even
her step kids.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm like, her friends, this ain't even real kids. Ain't like,
these ain't even our kids at all. They ain't even
your with your new woman, Like you know you're.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
So they' my step step kids grown nigga.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, nigga, these our cousins. He's not coworkers.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's the dog coworkers. But you're right though, for real,
it's our coworkers. Nigga gold said, no, you don justine.
We've been tossing the white head.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
You know I don't comment. Yeah, I don't aroun niggas.
That ain't funny. I know the nigga funny. If you
got him a nigga, I already know you probably seen something.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I know you ass home from before, but I'm from
the from you. You right there, Yeah, you the last you.
You the last class of the new niggas.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I know I'll be trying to tell him about the
golden era. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
They don't know that ten thirty show had the emprioresday.
I ain't never had to wait on Binge to finish
his two hours setting and get Boo.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Just to get boot.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
God, nigga, don't wait it two hours to get boots.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You get up that time right now, your put sides
all that stage. Nigga like, go ahead and then it's
open mic. Listen. Basically, you still get paid off the rip.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
He probably gonna do an hour at least before he
bring up anybody.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh, he hosted, He hosted, he gonna do an hour
and kill kill.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
With the whole got all the dope boys, all the
U M.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Niggas, nigga, everybody in there there, So he's gonna go
up there and kill. Then they bring the feature up
to another twenty. The feature might get to do a
good fifteen if then Benji Finna come up and do
another hour and my bullshit before the headland the head

(05:22):
then the headliner gotta come through the show.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Already two and a half, three hour long. Niggas on
that he was hosting. This was not done.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The headliner fins he gonna do another hour ship my nigga,
my bullshit, he exaggerated, but it was long. He's gonna
do at least thirty good minutes after the headlining.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, because the ship that he doing, and they still
awaits that. This crowd never gonna get tired up. Nigga
they love.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
And then if you bomb nigga, that's an extra hour. Yeah,
that's what the good old days.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Though.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
She was funny, say Miami, nigga, Miami is if you
ripped in Miami.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Shout out to Benin for even having all that material
to do.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Though, if you ripped the Miami nigga, you was good anywhere,
to come anywhere, if you can a whole lot of place, nigga,
your confidence was like on teen Nigga, Like you'd be like, Nigga,
I just ripped the ten thirty show. Niggas, Yeah, be like,
I'll go anywhere and do comedy. That ship was unreal.
You think I'm bullshit. The some of the richest niggas

(06:23):
who you would never know if you didn't go to
that show. You'll see a nigga in there with a
chain on this mother fut big all damn it in
front throat, Dickie said, though with no clothes, niggas.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
With thirteen bitches with him. Nigga Trick used to walk
through that bitch fifteen deep niggas edge Nigga Deep nig
Willis mcgae poured this.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Nigga had Oh Kenny Kenny, he had kid ass Phantom,
drop top Phantom.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
He would park right like right at the door, Kenny. Yeah,
they said that niggas, the rich niggas just pull up
to the dough. It ain't no parking. It wasn't supposed
to be no parking. But but they could when you
got a famom nigga.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, you one of the niggas that was actually able
to perform a tripping on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah that was in Miami.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
No, that's everybody couldn't do that bit.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Everybody couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, that was the Atlanta version because literally everybody in
the city be in that bitch.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Ye. Anybody who you ever heard living in Atlanta was
in that bitch.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Lloyd Mayweather. Ain't no more rooms like that, boy, the
brown I ain't like that. No, it ain't like that.
No more people too cool to come out the whole
social death. I ain't never got booed this ship. Don't
speak that on my spirit, nigga. You know what I'm
talking about. My reputation flawless when it comes to that

(08:02):
kind where they booed others because you know, they don't
boot no more ship where they still bow in Miami nigga.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, it's still brew in Miami. I must be doing
pretty well myself. Yeah, you know what, the boot culture
has softened.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Though, well they had soft Oh okay, I thought the
nigga had glitter on his face.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, damn
glit on your face. No, no, no, remember of Frozen Palace?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah yeah, Frozen Palace is now nigga, you be standing
right here.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
No stings, it's a CVS AV yeah, right twelve. I
came into twenty twelve, so where it was right down
Old Nationally.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
When you get to the Walmart and look to the
left where the CBS, it.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Is a CBS or Walgreens or some ship.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
It's actually both of them right there together, right across
the street from each other, right there. The only place
they were doing coming there when I moved up here
with Dugans right there in that Walmart.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Part which one we did there?

Speaker 2 (09:00):
All dus on the old net, Oh yeah, we had
the one on the east side. Was the original Dukes
food Stamp used to host that bitch, the one on
Memorial Drive, Remember that.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Ship I did all you could used to come through
here run all the time. Man, I used to be
here all the time. That's when she was fun. Man.
You used to could you could pick up six hundred
in the night in Atlanta. That was good money.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, one thousand dollars, little run in the city.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I thought I was that nigga. You even had to leave.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I'm talking about Niggaase, this the city where god damn
just rolled around looking for a fifty dollars.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
You know I can then good as they have for
a thousand. I ain't taking that list now. I'll never
lose it. Yeah hell yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
I used to put them brothers together, but all of
it was so many rooms around this bitch. It's just
you had the really to work them though. They broke
my heart to see Cat gone. You know, you were
running cats when I moved up here.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
I brought that ship to life. You were running that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Crazy cat Tuesday Night Nigga on talking about Yeah, hell yeah,
that's the game though, that Nigga came in strong though
those came in strong. He was one of the ones
that came in funny. It was a few of us
came in funny, and he.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Was one of them. He just came in funny as
a young boy talk that ship. I'm glad you was there.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
The exaggerating when I tell him about that. Comedians, my
peers like Brok y'all wasn't even there though.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I remember when y'all Nigga.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Was scared to go on stay right, they remember, yeah,
they remember. But the Mississippi niggas be funny though, jj
F Stills. If you're from Mississippi, you gonna be funny.
Always bring Steve funny.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Steve from Alabama. He's from Alabama. Yeah, who is from Mississippi?
It's me? Oh you know readA Brent really funny bo p. Yeah,
the Mississippi niggas funny. Who else? It's a few more,
It's a few more. You know. It's a young name
in Missippi right now killing it. We don't even know
about it yet. He's always a young nigga. You ain't

(11:23):
even know about it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, there's a lot of niggas from Mississippi actually though,
K Double from Mississippi originally.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah, I think yeah, K Double Mississippi nigga.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, we start. I ain't know nothing else, ye, Marvel
Hunter Mississippi. Yeah, yeah, funding on a motherfucker man his Instagram?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Man, he be kidding? How you be doing a little wordplace? Yes?
Like what did? What is it?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Because he already started to see Yes, So did I
feel like that?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
I'm forgetting some motherfuckers, but they're gonna be mad.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Good they with my and shout after all Mississippi niggas, man,
it's just niggas don't move other places. And you be
forgetting it from Mississippi though, right, but you you you,
and it's the same ship.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Literally, you and JJ is the ones that I know
for show for.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Show, absolutely shout out to JJ. Yeah yeah, man, talk
that ship the good old days. Man, What you missed
the most about that time that you had to really
do this ship?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Man?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You couldn't really count on gimmicks. It wasn't no social media.
You had to really do it and people had to
talk about you. So it wasn't like you could just
put your video out. People had to really go to work.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Man.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I seen this little dude from Mississippi name something I
ain't loads of color, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's that's what it was. I'd be wondering about that
all the time.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I was, though, I always go back to, like you
think like somebody like if you go way back to
show what real crazy was, somebody like Bob Marley who
was worldwide know nothing. There wasn't no even no internet, right,
So that's how good you had to be.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Right.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
He was only thirty six when he died, right, so
that means he only had like that. He only had
like a twenty like a sixteen year career and was global. Bro,
you had to really will never see that again, even
with Internet, we won't. You know why we already? Are
we missing it though? Because it ain't not generating? No,
why we won't see it. I'm talking about Bob Marley type. Yeah,

(13:43):
because it's too many eyeballs to share. We won't see
that no more. Because there's so many pockets of you know,
like you could be on TV right now five nights
a week. People don't know who the hell you are.
Back in the day, if he was on TV, everybody
know who he was. You're right, because it's too saturated,
you know what I'm saying, Like, it's so much content
out there that we won't see another Michael Jackson type.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yes we will. I don't think so, bro, because he
here right who you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
He was Michael Jackson had his run, right, he didn't
already inspire the next one. But what I'm trying to
tell you is you'll be big, but I don't think
you'll be global big because it's always gonna be Look
at it, like my man who just did a Super
Bowl bad bunny, right, he huge as hell, But it's
a lot of people still didn't know who he was.

(14:31):
So that's what I'm trying to tell you. What it
was a point you couldn't say Michael Jackson. Somebody be like,
who is that? But you could be bad Bunny and
somebody could still say who is that?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Not saying talent wise or whatever. No, no, no, I'm saying
what I'm about to say, Chris Brown on that.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Still not global. I'm telling you Chris Brown huge. What
I'm saying is it's not saying that somebody's not huge.
But when I'm saying like, it's like saying Obama's trump
like certain when it comes in entertainment, it's still gonna
be extras of people.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
I guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
You could go to an older Indian lady be like,
who is Chris Bounce? She be like, but if you
say Michael Jackson.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Be like, oh yeah, yeah, I know. It's a difference.
You know what I'm saying. And it's not a talent thing. Talent.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
It's so many you gotta share the high balls with
so many people in the ears with so much there's
so much content.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Game is a lot more broad. It's so much content
you know what I'm saying, like, look how many we older?
The young dudes. I'll be seeing they be doing arenas.
I'll be like, who is this? But he's got the
arena filled up. I don't know who he is. You
know what I'm saying, Well, we was young, everybody new jay.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Z because we only had a few rappers out at
one time. It's nixt hot dudes right now, Like, I
don't know who this is, Nigga. I said what I said,
I'm grown.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I have to acknowledge that you share that I.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Said that, But I'm grown. If you thought about Dick,
that's on you. Ain't Nobody said you want ain't nobody
you don't want to walk with?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
You do want? Want with this that you were doing sixty?
I do. I just yeah, it's just so much.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
It's a lot not to say you can't still be
Chris Brown is doing amazing, But I just don't know
if what Steve like a Michael Jackson type, Bob Marley
type again. I believe it's gonna because the Internet just
kind of like, I think that's what is happening right now.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
It's just hurting it. Really.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Yeah, it's I'm telling you so many pockets of fans like,
it's so many different Like I say, okay, back in
the day, remember everybody in here, even the young dudes,
know who Steve Urkele is. It was a TV show
that I was on, right. How many TV shows on
right now?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Popping?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
And you be like, that's the dude from me. I
ain't never heard of that damn show. That's what I'm
trying to tell you. That's the difference. It's so much content,
it's so saturated. It's people that's doing well, rich as hell,
but certain pockets of the world still don't know them
because it's too saturated. You right, because this show right here,
believe it or not, it's on YouTube the other day.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Let's just click on the profile just to see what
we're doing. Eighty five South.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
How many views you think this show has gotten collectively.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Over the time.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, I'm sure y'all probably hear at least, Honey Meal
way more one hundred and sixty nine million. That's million,
and that's alrazy million.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
That means at least one fucking a country one seven
of the whole fucking population of the world has watched
this ship. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Somebody need to suck my dick every day. Sun about
some of the fighters the battles Australian, right, it's all.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
In belly with balls.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
But think about back in the day. If you did
that on TV, back in the day, you couldn't You
couldn't even go nowhere. I can't go nowhere.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
You wouldn't even be able to just saying you literally
wouldn't be able to go nowhere everywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
What he just said, one strange person, I say the numbers,
the eight hundred. You did that back in the day
on TV. That boy had security like he can't go
he can't do nothing.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I can't do ship. You know what I'm saying. I
have to have security everywhere all types of strange ship
that should be happening. It should be happening.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
It probably be you though, No, I don't you be
welcome because I'm still thinking. I'm like, I'm still thinking,
I still got the level of like mystery.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
But nah, even white people be like Carlos get dad, giveaway, bro,
come here, love you man.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
That's dope, though, man, yeah you under that. I mean,
but look too much as giving much as expected.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Bro, I didn't know it was gonna be expected like it's.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Gonna be expected, dude, Like that, Like that ain't nothing.
Everything got a price. You want to be successful, and
as an entertainer, you gotta give up a little bit
of your prophecy.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
You got a lot of it. That's that's just how
it go. That's why you gotta stay on point. But yeah,
if you want.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
To be successful as an entertainer, your prophecy is gone. Bro.
That's why you gotta be so careful with the ship
that you like. You know how is comedians were used
to be. You ain't ship yet.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
You know how nigga got it.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
You're gonna go up there, gonna put him up gone far, man,
ain't too more. You can't even be like that no more.
I don't want to be a nigga's reason, right. You
know what I'm saying when call those ship on me, right,
that's a whole stuff.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Made him killers, kills comedians. I don't want to be
that man. You can't even bullshit? Nos. Yeah, I mean,
but that's just the circle of life. Dog. You know
what I'm saying, Success ain't success ain't free. It ain't
It's expensive. Yeah, it's expensive. It come with it, man.
So a lot of people like man I, which I
was famous.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
You think that to you having a bad day, You
just trying to run in Steves.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
To grab something. But you gotta take ten pictures of
your asshole and you gotta be your five minute trip
to turn to an hour right or your asshole, your asshole.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know what I'm because you can take a hundred
of them and be like, I gotta go with that one.
That one you as everybody with me.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Don't let it be not black racist racist. That's why
I ain't take one with me. You know more, he
ain't did them.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
But because sometimes people don't forget you. We just regular people.
I might be having a bad day, dog bad enough,
I'm coming to Steves, nigga.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
I probably need something and you can be in there
for some ship that could be just regular ship. I'm
trying to the fuck this get some and you this
niggat you married. They got a picture you grabbing the context.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Oh my god, now you got to go home, your
old lady. I didn't want to go back.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I just want to last long. She in the car,
She in the car.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
It was just a lady behind you in Land, and
that's who they just put you with right, mystery woman and.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
What is the misery one? It's a mystery to me.
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
That's that's the one thing though, But you see how
to fake that ship is.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Asshole no more.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
And don't believe nothing you hear about people, especially famous people.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Oh boy, yeah they're they're they'll chop it up, clip
it up.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
And and you know people people read the headlines. They
don't read articles. They don't even read the whole caption.
You just read the little things. Don't read, No, they don't.
So but that's the life we chose, though, Dodd, I
come with you could go get the warehouse joahn.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, I couldn't. Okay, I could, but I ain't gonna
make it. Ain't.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Nobody's gonna bother you that first. I ain't gonna make
the first pay period. But you can't imagine after being
a comedian all these I've been I've been doing comedy
twenty one years, having to go and let him manage manager.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Say was it when was the last day job? Ship?
Like twenty nineteen years? At least yeah, it's it's.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
At least I had a bullshit job because my partner
was he put me on the payroll. And all I
had to do was just come like one time, right,
so you can get stuff. So you could get stuff.
I had to show up up one time one week,
and then I get paid the whole week. It's hard, man,

(22:48):
if you had to go back. I mean, as a
grown ass man, I'm gonna do what I gotta do though, right,
I ain't gonna be out here on these streets. I'm
gonna get a job. It just sucked, though.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
If I had a job, I wish I could find
a way for now. That's a job right now, man,
you get how you just cuz now I'm just.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Saying, like a job where it's like I work there,
but I don't be there, right.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I need a job where I'm just used to get
you a cell phone store and just be the owner.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
And I don't want to be the owner. I don't
want to just be getting money. I just want to
show up to get money. Yeah, that's not like prostitution,
nah advertising that.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah. I love money though I know they say you
ain't supposed to love it, but I love money. Yeah,
but do you you don't love fifteen dollars an hour?
No more? That needs to be passive very much.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
So, yeah, that needs to be stacking on the side
or something. I forget about that ship. Oh I know
that's fifteen Okay, Yeah, I don't know if it had
to be out, it had to be like by the job.
It's expensive being the owner and you got to deal
with too many people. Yeah, well you work harder when

(23:59):
you got your own business because you actually have to work.
You gotta you gotta watch over because you leave your
business other people's hands. You fuck this, ain't they dream? Yeah,
this is just.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
The job exactly. I know that You're right. That's the scariest.
This is your dream. Dog.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
I'm not gonna bust my ass to make your dream
come true. Right, you gotta people, But you can't like
fuck the game up because you know how life be
like people are gonna be. Man, I was sick, okay, right,
you can't just fine, Yeah you're sick, see your own life.
But you sick? Who is I to fuck up human history?

(24:39):
These are the best lives tolld to a job.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Right. But people do get sick though, And if you're
good when the nigga, nigga ain't gonna be sick everything.
But if you're a good worker, you get rid of them,
you don't know what you're gonna get. People are actually
go to work, sink call in. They don't this. I
had a math teacher tell me that in college. I
ain't never call it in.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
He was like, he was like, whenever I'm they got
to go to work and I let them see me sick,
then they send me home.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Now I ain't have to use none of my stick
days exactly, he said.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
But when I feel good, I take off and I
go to the beach and I enjoyed myself.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
I was like, damn, that makes sense because he's like,
if you sick.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Then you home. You ain't even enjoyed being off, he said,
go to work and be sick. If you fall out,
fall out on their time. Yeah. Yeah. People be full
of shit, man, But when you.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Get a good employee, you hold on because you don't
want to know how to turnover.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
That's a fast good worker. You fire them a couple
of times, but as long as.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
They work, you want to keep them because working. Man,
if you ever had to hire people, you understand this.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Ship.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Sometimes people be so full of shit, but they work
so good, work be so fucking excellent that you will
deal with it, be like, all right, I know this
motherfucker is gonna work hard for about three months and
get on their bullshit.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Friday ass and then they gonna call me. It's sad
them again.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You always don't steal nothing, fucking nothing up ship hundreds
find a lot of people. They fire theirself, they fed themselves,
they find themselves.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I like that because you let them know. Look, this
is what expected.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Sometimes people do something so fucking flagrant, and obviously it's
just like, nigga, what else could.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
I possibly do? What you left me? No choice? Nigga,
you fired yourself. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
If I don't fire you, everybody gonna look at me crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I gotta find you, bro. Yeah, yeah, it happens.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Hey man. Sometimes motherfuckers ain't who you think they are.
I ain't gonna say their name. But we had we
had somebody working for us, and we was on our
way to the airport one morning after the show, like
we was catching the flight. Motherfucker going up to the
rental car. You know how the rental cars shit like

(26:56):
when you go up like if you I don't know
what the ship calls like spiral damn right.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
This ship had a sign that said no trucks.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
But you know this motherfucker stopped and start backing up
and just told the whole no. I said, what what
are you doing? He said that sign saying no trucks.
I'm like you mother, they mean like my truck. Put
this mother fucking up here and.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Laugh at They can't do they can't have nobody like that.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
You see how they laughing because they know exactly where
them talking about. So he's not here, no more, no
better safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
No hell, I'd rather be sorry that stupid yeah, because you.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Know, good damn well, they ain't talking about never no
fucking wheels on it.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't even know how I want to be. I
fuck safe and sorry. Both of them are saying state
to be in. I'd rather be happy. I rather know
what the hell I'm doing right. Yeah, shit happens. Sometimes
people just want to want you to take the blame
for the ship. Ain't nothing wrong with saying sorry for

(28:22):
some ship you ain't got ship to do with. Sometimes,
if you if that's what it takes to get out
the situation I just said, even though don't mean it. Yeah,
I'm too old. Yeah, that's sometimes especially with if you
with a woman. I just alright, you're right. You know
the best part about becoming an older nigga, especially where
you're dealing with women, You don't never have to tell

(28:43):
your side of the story.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
They can make it up.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, and then like the worst day the better. And
that's what it is because I behold you holding on
like your side of the story, like the big joker. Oh,
I ain't ship, okay, but I did what?

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Now, I don't make me out. I wouldn't do you
like that. But you keep pushing my button when it
comes to arguing women. Man, that's a young man's game.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
I guess they think that some ship you just supposed
to forget.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I ain't arguing with no woman. You got it, all right,
I ain't ship. I did it. You're right, because.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
If she's if it's in her.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Head it's true, it ain't work.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
If she think it's true.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
We're not gonna act like my friend didn't. Just try
to open up to us about some woman putting her.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Hands on him. Somebody put hands on you. They don't
never want to wrong. You had a coming.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
She beat the hell out of him. That grady at
like you was tough. That girl had one tough. I
remember that I called them police on Yeah, when you call, now,
call the police on us. I like to see them.
I ain't do it, I say, I will do it.

(30:00):
I ain't never because she wish she just slapped you
or she went that with it. Oh she she really
went in. Not for no ship like that.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Well she caught you. No, Joe was an argument. Damn.
I was like, all right, you got it. You call
the police on your girl. No, I ain't do it.
That's I will next time. Not my girl.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
But if a woman hitting on me or some ship
like that, yeah, I called the police. I ain't never
did it, but I would. I definitely could. I FaceTime
the police just out of bitch. Look, damn, just in
case y'all see it.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
That the person first time. Yeah, I'm doing it. Depends
on what it is. Man, he win war knives and
ship bro. You hit me, you going to jail?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Bro knives and ship bro. I got now, like, because if.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I let her hit me once, she's gonna do it again.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Callers, I just know it takes a long time for
the police to get that, about two hours.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
It's gonna be then made up by then, and then
a bit pulled up and hit me from my grandma
one time.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Wait, so wait a minute now another like it might
be you bro in my I got the boy in
my mouth.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
He's like, this is your second one. What you be saying,
don't stop saying that.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Hey, I'll be watching this nigga story. I know exactly
what he's talking about. This nigga posted. You think it
was the day or yesterday that nigga was like.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
This, don't text me good more.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
As a comedian, I don't show you know a little
bits ain't come through it that text.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
It was supposed to be a good night. That's the worst.
So you get going on that. That's your problem. You're thinking,
and you said, it's still going through it. Like you said,
he the old nigga. Yeah, he still got energy to
do that. Man. What once you get older, you're gonna
like you got it. Man.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Sometimes be hard to hold ship in, but that's because
you still got energy in you like that.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
What you get older, you're gonna be like, man, I
just want to be alone.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I don't want to do Yeah, especially for a sure thing.
You be like, no, I'm just gonna go to bed. Yeah,
I'm gonna argue with your ass. Hell no, you ain't
gonna win, and if you win't, gonna get beat up
like you.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I don't want time.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
I turned down some buzzy because I know I gotta
stay up too late to get it for real. You
ever had the one where she gonna funk?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
But if she don't want to do all this goof ship?
What too late right now? In my life? Yeah? Two?
Cut off. That's I've been. I've been sleep by four house.
What I'm saying, I wake back to get see I
get up at six, though, so I don't sleep by two.

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I wake back up. Yeah, I'm no. I see you're.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Still younger than me. I ain't waking. I'm going to three.
I'll go to one. I'm sleep and wake up.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Want I'm sleep, I don't want, No, I'm sleep.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'm gonna get back up. If I don't got to
sleep early. I gotta wake up in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Man.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, I'm motherfucker right. I don't even put the lights
on it. I don't want to wake up.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
See, I just go through the bathroom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah, I'm you're still out of you young? Yes, this
young man right here, I'm forty three. Yeah, you young,
you out here you outside you you probably want to
do it twice in one night?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
You twice? Yeah, yeah, twice today? Yeah, Like, if you
don't get the hen on, there's another nigga coming over here.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I ain't got to be back to back. I knew
twice the day. But yeah I'm going to bed. Yeah,
hell yeah, I gotta lay down. If it wasn't good,
I'm gonna lay down. Yeah, but if it ain't really hitting,
no ship, I might put my shoes back on.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I got to go. I don't like when when it
ain't good, who does that?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Just I don't know. I look at it, I'm like,
it explains so much.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You don't risk it off for nothing for average Yeah,
I ain't risking there no more.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
You ever had some budget so like not even bad,
just regular that it don't even count.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You know what it is? Though?

Speaker 2 (34:10):
For me the most I ain't never counted. He's like,
don't you know the part that makes it like but
make it boring to me? For me, it's it's it's
the moaning. I ain't this that just breed hard? Like
bitch say something like you bored? You keep this gang
stass puts out.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, I'm bored as a breathing hard like no, say
something like bitch, let it out. That's I need that
sound trying to laugh at me. That's terrible. God damn,
that's the bitch. You should have.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Thought that I don't talk that, I don't talk during
say no more something crazy.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I was, you know, I decided, I mean the talking.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
You did just say that bit by my lip and
everything right and said.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Giggling. I thought about thumb. It's why you thank you dirty.
You ain't even thank you right now. I'm into you,
I was. I went flastic, you know, just's been thinking
about that's.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Why I left my sports bro man, I'm talking about
you know what you think you're doing something sing let
me say.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You giggling that let's be said. I thought about so
you ain't supposed.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
To be leaving the man in the bus. So you
don't talk not saying no old ship like you're talking

(35:44):
dirty talking.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
It only worked this time. Somebody saying you're said okay,
he said this. Nigga answered the question.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I said, yeah, what you want it right? Yeah, you
can't repeat your sex ship that ship. Yeah, just kill
them d up somewhere.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
You have to make it up. Yeah, I gotta go.
It's like I feel like it's like if you bomb,
You're like, nigga, I gotta go. Do nothing, do not wrong? Right, Ship?
I know ship?

Speaker 2 (36:38):
This girl asked me was I put the good and
I had to call him on? I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
It could be. It got the possibility there. You can
tell what that rob on that you can tell from.
You can tell what the rubb on it.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
That thing like that, you could tell you feel you
You could tell me like, but this rubbering on you
be mad because out of nudged already it's gonna be
an argument. You've been in lord with them for nine years.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Somethiny. That condom will help you though, He'll give you
an extra fifteen to ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
That wrong, Remember the first row, Nigga, Your first time
is going wrong?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
That is quick quick. Ain't no nigga all right? Going on? Bro?
Come on, man, ain't nobody ever went wrong? First time
I did twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
You all know you brother, your first time nigga, you
are my time.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Out of there. Dog. You ain't even FeelA coming. It's
just like nothing like God damn first couple.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
You You gotta learn, you'll make it say like you gotta.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Learn your body. You gotta make it like man, man,
you got one on.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
You damn ship right there, nigga, that nigga, I've been
my fingers phone that be about.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I don't even know if I made a minute. Damn
I know, and you were thinking about Yeah it was
that jack. I was also sixteen. Nigga, ain't I ain't
know my body, you jack rabbit, I ain't. I ain't
troll it. You stroke at all this. You're just going
now you're that rabbit that beat the puss.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Up all of then the couple next I was like, hey, man,
put a rubber and that we already went wrong.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
If you want this hit the last, if you won't
have another argument, okay, I go wrong. I had my brother,
my brother older than me.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
He'll tell me sh like you got to beat your
dick Offore you go over there, you go with this ship.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Well all right, cool now man, they don't want my.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Goddamn if I don't know what if I if you
gonna do all that, I ain't going If I got
to do all that, I got the jack off before
you get over there.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
I'm what I'm coming over that bus.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
That is the old trick though, I'm telling you tell
me that ship.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Yeah, but you can't do that in your older age
because you ain't getting yeh, because you ain't getting back up. Nigga,
you done you sleep?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Yeah, like I was gonna come over there ain't no point.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I already did it.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I already to care catch you win. Yeah, I ain't
gonna say this this money for this dinner and all that.
So your heads out, nigga.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
You you like you like.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Her quick, Fina, go over there and get the dollar.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I got hit by her.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
God damn day after you get some bussy, start noticing
ship you ain't never seen.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I don't like her ankles, yeah, back of her feet. Man.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
You ever you ever thought you was in love till
you know it? You thought you loved it like No,
I don't like it like that though. I don't like
it like that. I thought I did.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah, that that realization. Yeah, I thought I liked thom. Yeah.
It gotta be a balance though, Yeah, what you mean
think about it?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Like you said, if you hadn't dated and actually played
played along in the game and had to wait on
and then that she ain't hit like it was supposed
to hit.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
That ain't the best, Like you had to do too
much work for too little, So it's over with. It's
over with. You ever liked one before you even hit,
that'd be the dangerous one.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
Oh, you'd be like Nigga, I like her ass when Yeah,
like what I'm saying, puzzy, just like a little garnish.
I'm saying, you don't even hit it at all. It's
like Nigga, it's danger I already like it. I ain't
if this pussy good, I'm in trouble. But it usually
be good though, because what happens is mentally.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Because you like the person, it's gonna make it. You
know what I'm saying. Yeah, if you like the person. Now,
if you don't like her, then it's like but if
you like the person.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
One time, this girl gave me some Puzzyes, so good.
I went and got her water and we was at
her house. I had never been in her refrigerator. You
want walk?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Did you get yourself one? I didn't. You just wanted
to make sure she was hydrated. She was had that's
all right? Yeah man, hey man, welcome back to the
eighty five cent Show.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, indeed this year is starting off
for great. Shout out to my boy. Dam sent me there.
You don't know nothing about that man, your boy them,
you're boying them. Okay, that's what it says.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah, let's dog came up on me. He said. Guess
who got a clothing line nigga? I said who?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
He said, logo, my boy Sea Bowl out of nashvill comedian, comedian.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I got no sea boll. You do know that strong
nigga look like security and comedian.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Yeah, he his own security nigga like six bigger than nigga.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, I know. Sea boat shout out the sea boat.
I ain't never met a.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Little sea boat. Some names be big like you ain't
gonna mean no.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Little in the front.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Do make it different, because if you meet a nigga
named both, he probably a big country a nigga you
ain't gonna meant no little ass boy even bodacious comedian,
Bodacious out of Virginia, big egg.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, some names the nigga going.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
If they tell you, like, hey, niggas se Bowl looking
for you, you need to ask questions.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Bow he said it. You know you know what I'm saying.
Was he mad? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
But if they tell you Deontay, you looking if you're like, man,
fuck Deontaey you niggas you a fuck I know Deontay.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Every hood got one nigga that can't fight, that's always
in one.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
But them niggas is dangerous though, because they're not scared
to lose. But no, they'll fight regardless. They don't care
about losing. They records so tarnished. Nigga don't get fucked.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Sometimes it's just about to fight. It's is he liked
to fight. You don't care.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
You gotta fight to get your respect. It ain't about
if you win or lose. You just gotta let it.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
When you get it. It was crazy when you was young.
It was only by winning.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
When you get to a certain age, you realize, like,
I ain't got to win.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
But nigga ain't finna punk me. Nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
You you you can whoop my ass, but you're gonna
have to whoop my ass. You're not just gonna pump me. Right,
And most of the time nigga be like, man, want
to use the fight. I think the objective of the
fight is to fight, is to make sure that it's
at least not an easy not an easy win, right,
because a nigga gonna be like I want, but I
don't want to fight that nigga again. Right, It wouldn't
know because he'd rather not fight, right, you know what

(43:34):
I'm saying. So when you be scared, every fight I
ever had out scared, you're supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
But I but I thought, but I was nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I ain't never go into a fight super confident like
I know you.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Like I ain't not. I know I got this nigga.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I was always like, like, what this motherfucker study?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Because you don't know what they gonna do. You think
it's just gonna be some punches and some no ut.
You might grab your nuts.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
You don't know where the lyne is at.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I know to grab the nuts first. You don't know
who this nigga is. It's a fight.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
You can't really ain't no rules were in the streets.
It ain't no rute. That's why like sometimes people be
like somebody like.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Niggain't gonna do ship to me. I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
I can say if he do something, I'm a retaliate,
But I can't stay a nigga ain't gonna slap me.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
I ain't got no control over him. He might slap me,
but they ain't gonna stop there. But I never be like,
nigga ain't gonna do. You don't know what niggaa do.
And that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
When I walk in the room, I started looking for
ship that I might have to hear somebody just like
right now some ship popped off.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I feel sorry for whoever nigga all in his hour.
It's it's a fight.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'm on fire the ass up from time to straighten
the nigga ass bush. It's gonna damn pre on fire.
Wrong studio bitch, I'm gonna break this ruler and hal
and stab a nigga with thirteen in the half.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Yeah, thirteen in the quarter, Nigga out.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
That's a shame that I was locked up one time
and seeing niggas shop in a tooth brush, I was like,
oh my god, my hurry up and get down here.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Just gonna sneak in there that you was locked up
long enough for that type of ship. No, well, any
time he hell, they put me in the road with
the some bitch. What do you do see?

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I told him like, look, you can gonna get this
shi because I's gonna be here, my folk come to
get me.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
So he went through the little bag and seen the
two brush that game. Yeah, he just went to sharpening
bitch on while we were talking. Oh, he just made
a shame. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I didn't catch on what I thought it was some
ship that they knew for, just like knock some ship
off before they use it.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
But then I seen it.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I'm not using trying and then I've seen that gets
now like a two figure some ship.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
You're like, oh, I get this. They said, white head
back your ship you had that. I'm out of here. Yeah.
I don't do the jail. I didn't do it, but
I had to go for what I did. You did it, man,
it's a place for you been.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, I'm saying, you know, they don't just pull your
name out of hat when when you go to jail.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Not a lot of time, not a lot of time,
just enough to get the point. Just dumb ship.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
I didn't go to jail, but liked like this, Yeah
my life was suspended. That's going to jail. Like no,
but at least I had been before, so it wasn't
the first time. Like god, damn, this is you know,
just minor ship, not long enough to actually what outen
be out the next day, ship soon as you get

(47:04):
there today. I had got locked up one time on
some dawn.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
God, damnata you to jail, slapped by bitches and the
other bit or you go a lot? No, I went
a lot. See, I'm telling you this time I had
seen he said, this time.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
You know, I used to I used to watch other
dope boys in the game do ship, and they like,
all right, I'm gonna try it. So I decided I
was gonna take these two crack bitches to the mall.
They's still need some cologne out of there because they
used to steal for everybody else. So they don'e went
inside of there and got caught. They job was to
go get the fucking tester off the direct and come

(47:42):
on nobody there.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
They done got caught, So I'm still out there in
the damn parking lot like one.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
So my stupid ass walks in the store, look for right.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
They done told the damn Lost Prevention that I wasn't
sent them in there. So when I see them, I said,
I'm gonna walk out there. They gotta find a ride home.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Damn Lost. Standing by the door, I'm not a charge
on you. Though you ain't do nothing.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Well, they know they looked at the camera scene that
we got out the same car, but you still ain't
do nothing right.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
I beat it though, right, but they locked my hands
for the moment. You shall had to go jat bitches.
I'm toldal you stupid for going in there. I know what.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
But if they wouldn't have, because I know how Craig
is operating, if they wouldn't beg it ten minutes over
the drove off, I bought them to the mall forty five.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Minutes from the house. You that thirsty puzzle cologne and
you said you should have just bought it, right, clown,
dumb sh it. The more in there still in jupe
and he turned, get your rushing cologne. Just stupid ass ship.

(48:56):
I have not been to doing while I got you
should have went you need it less. Our niggas still
all that, man.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I ain't even finished introducing my guest today. Man, this
is one of my real player partners.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Man. Been knowing that nigga about twenty years.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Yeah, we go way back then, the motherfucker all the
way from Miami and none other than.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
League and so Brouh.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, man, way back man, I started from the beginning,
bro to jump.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
You know what I'm saying. So I'm proud of you, brother.
I appreciate it. I see you go from young boy
to or eight hundred million.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Views, eight hundred and sixty ninety big exactly what bitches
on my frighting bitches.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
On my back? Yeah? We about to hit a billion
on need we about to hit a billing.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
You're about to be part of it, Yes, sir, working man,
you know, getting praid to take my daughter to college
doing the father stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, man, that's like niggas. Yes, sir, you know you
know what it is. You you got one more year,
you see, one more year, one more year, one more year.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Yeah boy, I'm about to drop my daughter off the
Texas Southern That's what's up, man, You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
So just working man, tsu tsu man hbcu.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
So my daughter was like, she's been white, she been
around white people her whole school years.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
She wanted to get some black experience. That's real.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
I'm hoping she don't be like, Okay, daddy is too black,
I gotta go. She might she might do one semester
be like I got it.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
I'm cool. So we'll see what happens. Though, I think
I think she gonna like it. You're gonna like it.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
She gonna like it because she's still be around her family,
so she know black people. It ain't like we removed,
you know, I ain't got that.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
You know, it's the HBCU. Yeah, they might not be
used to the ghetto ship.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
That's what I'm That's because you're my daughter, Valley girl
in California.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Valley don't nobody in the dorm room and ship. She
she know a little bit because of her cousins and stuff.
But I think she's gonna be alright. You need that experience.
She need that.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
No, she definitely need that, you know. So what I
told her, go to HBCU and if you go to
grad school, then you go to p w I. So
then you get the best of both for us. Yeah,
you know what I'm saying. Battles it out, stump balled
on him.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Yeah. Yeah, he's doing track right now for the first time. Fast.
Now he's jumping jump your own jump. He just won
his first first place this past weekend on the long jump.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Ye then beginning puts it off you absolutely, absolutely, he's
fighting team.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
He got to be a team a little bit. Yeah,
you know who my daddy is, right, that's how you
introduced himself. He how you doing? You know my daddy is.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
He don't do that, yeah, because they don't see. They
don't steve like the same as six six three six two.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
He about five six five six six. You're still six six.
That's tall than ship. You ain't gotta tell your dad. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
They already fantasized on when you're tall, the mama talk.
You ain't gotta mama tall my kids. We do for
our kids.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Man. Yeah. But now, man, we've just been out here,
you know, doing things working. Yeah, that's all it is, man,
Just to be a blessing to still be in this business.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, just long what twenty one, I'm twenty six, twenty one,
I'm twenty six. Damn man, when dog, you know what
I'm saying, I ain't having a day job.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Twenty twenty six, so twenty two years. Damn that's crazy. Man.
When you you look up, you be like, damn, go,
I've been doing this thing a long time. Yeah, yeah,
it fly by, bro it fly by? How long you're young?
Fourteen I've been doing fourteen? Yeah, you know what's crazyness.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
I've been doing fourteen and you looking at him like, yeah, yeah, okay,
young boy, here you do it.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Fourteen is a long time.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, that's how long I knew him though, since he
moved up here and started fucking with it. Yeah that's
a long time too. But yeah, man, so it's it's
a blessing man to still be still be funny too. Yeah,
still be funny. You've been funny the whole time. A
lot of people ain't even be funny the whole time.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You know. It's a few of us been funny the
whole time when we came in and just never dropped off.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
See that's why how you know we really supposed to
be doing this shit though, right because we still love
it too.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Because out of all this shit in the world, though, like,
this is what we do the best, right.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Remember what your first Instagram by your uth to be
they do coming, I am.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Coming, I Am I live this shit.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, in real life, it'd be so funny, like when
you start seeing your jokes come to life, like a
joke that you told then you see it in real
fucking life or see it in real life, and it
just keep reoccurring.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It become normal yeah. Man.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
The best jokes though, for me, is the ones that
be true the world. I don't have to really make up,
but I just put a little something on it earth.
That's when you become, to me a true comedian, when
you just pulling from your self. You're not just grabbing
stuff out of the blue sky and that material the
boy because it.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Be true really right, because and they could feel like
that you for real, like, oh he really did get
beat up about it.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Even if it ain't he did, it's relatable and that
they're gonna laugh, and that that girl beat the hell life?
Was it a big girl a little small one? But
you're huguely being a man though, Oh no, because you couldn't.
You can't even say that right, Like, because if it's
a black man, bro, a big girl has something.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
To do with you still being a lab bro.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I'm talking about fighting. Why I don't funk with big girls.
They gonna beat me up?

Speaker 1 (54:38):
You know what I'm saying. You You made it sound
like you don't deal with him.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
No, he was saying that like with fighting white, like
the big girl beat me up. No, I'm not gonna
fuck with them. I know I can't beat no big girl.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Big women are important in any man. Women before.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
The motherfuckers who believed a mama's a big big girls,
your big ass aunties, your.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Big ass first bade. He used to be big ass
lunch ladies. Skinny women ain't help it. All big women
really the back ball, the black ball, A big woman
and niggas sing all big. That's what.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Big people make better singers. I ain't met a big
girl sing Fuck that, man. They got to bring back
big singers.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, we need look, yeah, we need ever since we
ain't had no big singers.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Man, all our music genres that went down, we're supposed
to have one fat ass rapper at least and one
fat ass R and B nigga.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah that's always been in the R and B nigga. No, yeah, yeah,
I guess. I mean it's it's probably a couple. We
just don't know. They're not commercialized because fat niggas can
sing too. Yeah one too, oh okay, but he ain't

(55:58):
no sing.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Way. Fat niggas supposed to do two things. They supposed
to sing real good and they're supposed to be sweating.
H I prefer my singers to be big people, bigger people.
Think about it, ain't you ain't got to do at
that jumping around at the concert. Might move one or

(56:20):
two times, but you pretty much just saying there, saying them, God,
damn something. Jill Scott's no. You gotta think about it,
like when she came out, when she came when came
out like big Luther, Yeah yeah, Bear and white and

(56:40):
big people when they're wrong with them, I'm not finna
fight them.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Mothersuse they shouldn't fight them because all they got to
do is grab your fall.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
You think about that.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
I think about you can fight if they get a
hold of you, and just it's some big pretty women
like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I just snuck over.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
And I'm thinking that that I was the choice until
I found out they sneaking me over there like they embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I'm the sad thing you try out. When it's over
with and they get your ass on the body, they like,
come on, you gotta, I gotta go, you gotta get
out of here. I gotta get out of here in
this big as bed with you.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
They got a fat niggas come and hold them big
ass titties, But I gotta leave, all right.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
My dude, fat he coming through you gotta get your
little ass out of the nigga. You see this little ass,
your little print in the big Look, it ain't been recent,
but I had me a few big ones.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
They like people like you, you slim and tall to
the number ten standing next eaven. Look that's the women
well standing that to each other. You understand how many
niggas that they actually get a.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Lot of getting dick and they hed get this they
had Huh, they get niggas, That's what I'm saying. They
they have niggas laying. I don't care how big ship.
Somebody knocking it down.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
They head be the best somebody knocking that down. Don't
how big ship, bro, don't get it twisted.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
I don't know what it is. But my big head
came from on the healthier side. Yeah yeah, what's that
big girl store called Lame Bryant I'm talking about. She
made me feel like you gotta lame. That's the store.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
You go to Lane Bryant. That's just walk pan in there, like, yeah,
get you one. They got plus the ass models.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Yeah, nigga lame.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
If you want a big girl, go to Lane bro
walking pants boys.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Up in the in the window.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
It was a black lady with some currently had with
a brown with some big ass titty. Almost all that boy, Now.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
I might walk up in that. Mother, she real that's
a lot of ty. So she used to like that
jaycon Penn in the catalog back in the day with
the women models and the brawls off man. I seen it.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I seen it Sears catalog, the Christmas Catalog, the jaycon
Penn and Christmas Ship that when it was they used
to have all the ship now then they used to
have all the ship they sold in. I first ordered
something at that catalog. I thought I was a genius.
Dad and fingerhut, I had a I was old enough

(59:37):
to have a Jacon penny card though Jason Ben ain't nothing.
Let me jell what I had. I don't know if
it was up here. It's called bird Eye's.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
It was in Florida.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
It was like it was like a Macy's. And then
they closed down. We had Parisians. We had Parisians, Yeah,
and that went out.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
And then then what came was it Dialers or Mason's
what took that over? I think Macon.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
We had gayfers at one point, I don't know gayfers,
and then dealers bought where you from originally South Georgia,
the so Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, we had all we had. We have bird Eyes.
Dealers y'are always dealers?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
No, because it wasn't even know Macy's. We had a
bird Eyes. We don't even have Mason Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
People always talk about like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
The comedy, like climate changing and like people had ali Uh.
Are you scared of getting canceled and ship? Like I'm
not because I realized, dude, the people who want to
cancel you, they weren't rocking with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
They don't they went't rocking with you. And because people
who mess with you, even if they be a little upset,
they'd be like, all right, well you know you gotta
do something.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
You gotta mess with kids, you gotta do You know
what I'm saying that you gotta do some because black
other than that, they rock, they rock with you, They
fun with you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I don't funk with that. That that that cancel with you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I think I think people give it power if they
buy into it, because if you just be like, fuck you,
it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
You want to rock it with me? Anyway? How many
of my shows you can't do? How many things you do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I support most of people canceling you. What they canceled
it for is the one thing they saw. They ain't
even know you or never supported you anyway, So.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
That women too. You fuck with women and kids, you
fucked up. I don't even know about no women depending
people losing some shit ill with women.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I mean, you could lose some, but I don't know
if you're gonna And and also I think the bigger
thing is if you're not a corporate guy, if you
don't have corporate sponsors, you can't be canceled. Now, if
you got corporate people back at you, you could be
can They're gonna pull quick, they gonna pull. But if
you just look at Chappelle what they're gonna do, people

(01:01:52):
still gonna line up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
He's so hot. People want to fuck with him though.
But what I'm just saying is but he still don't
do sponsored stuff, trying to be walking no fine line,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
But the show is still gonna be sold out right
because I don't need Pepsi's money.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
I don't need this money. I'm getting the money from
the people.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
But I think, just like anything, if you're in the business,
if you're on a TV show, you know this, then
you got to carry yourself a certain way because you're
being backed by somebody's money, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
So if you don't want to carry yourself a certain way,
then you just got to do your own things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
But if you want to be in movies and TV
shows on radio and had this big sponsorship for eighty
five South, then yeah, you just can't be saying you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
So I think kind of that all that goes in
the camp I really got is weed. Well then you good,
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
Tell me you know what I'm saying, Shout out the
backwoods and weed, right, But I don't buy into the
cancer shit. Yeah you I'm trying to think of like
something I don't give it no energy. So like who's
been canceled in it? Actually was actually Louis c K
was canceled for a little bit HUO corporate stuff, but

(01:03:06):
he was still Now he's back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Now, but for a why he's back? Why they let
Why is he back? If the ship he did? You
don't know how I go?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Now you know how to go?

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
You just lay low, let it die down and back on,
you know what I'm saying. Doing his thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
But he do his thing independent now, like he'll shoot
his special. He always did now he had HBO and
all that, he had TV shows, But now he'll do
he'll shoot a special and he'll put it on his
website and people just go to his website and watch it.
That's how you're supposed to get down anyway, right, Well,
I mean he made millions doing that ship, you know,
so freakings nigga, I don't know. I think the only person,

(01:03:41):
only person I could really think, canceled canceled. And the
only reason I think he cancels because he can't come
out is R. Kelly Because if R.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
Kelly was out right now, then he in jail counsel.
But I'm saying he canceled because he's not out, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
Let on the right day, you're gonna hear that ship
he got right right, Yeah, it's gonna be a lot
of people in his concert with the pool Shister Yoder,
like they don't want to be seen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I don't think nobody back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Some people will be thirty five years some people will
be didn't it what thirty five?

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
About his career? Or in jail?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
In jail, Yeah, he gave him thirty five. He he
caught twenty and one, stayed in fifteen. But he was
wilding though, Yeah he was, and he recorded it. He
was wilding, like how long you've been locked up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
He been locked up a good little bit. Was this
right right after the pandemic. He gotta be at least
five Yeah, been like for he's been in there for
a little bit. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna suck
around and look up and like niggas are finna get out.
He might get out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I'm gonna say, he probably gonna have to do at
least another seven.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, he gonna get out in that lifetime he's gonna do.
He gonna have to do at least another seven or ten.
But what good is he? Though?

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
After that, he he'd be able to do like bars
and I don't know if you could do like arenals,
he'll be able to.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Do a little bit. Yeah, hein't gonna do no arenals.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
But people gonna you're still be able to go to
little city winding. You go to city Winding, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, not the city Ryne. But
he's gonna be a nigga that got stage man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Yeah, I know what I'm saying, stuff like that. Eight hundred. Man,
it's too many niggas want to see that. Put the
money up.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I'm not going You ain't gotta put no money up.
You gotta book What you mean, he't gotta put no money.
You gotta pay him?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
No, he gonna he gonna all here, ticket, he go
on the door deal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
He he ain't gonna be a demand them cannab He's
gonna have to come out like a rapper.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
He's gonna have to come out.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I got I got take a thousand, I got steenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Honey, what you want to do? He got way back up? Yeah,
why wouldn't he take it? Seventy five hundred for about
four songs. Yeah, he's gonna have the trail. He's gonna
be happy. All the little clubs that himself gonna book him. Oh,
he gonna be booked. He's gonna be He's gonna do
extra song. I ain't no way Kelly can go anywhere

(01:06:06):
do four fucking song. I'm just saying that's all they
gonna pay him for seventy five hundred for folks, and
he still got a headlined. Oh ship man, I thought
throw him in front of damn gonna write then he
are Kelly he got If he got out, now he
probably gonna open up on the ushers.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Chris, and I don't want nobody watching this to think
that we condone any of the behavior that he has
been accused of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Hein't cused, convicted for what I'm saying. It's some mother
ship that he probably got away. Bit. I'm just saying,
we don't condone nothing actions that all that. When I
got a daughter, Hell no, we just don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Ship Nick big meat when it did all his time
and came home, right, he came home, but he went
in earlier though, right he went in looking at time, flat,
lying and look like, what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Did he do? Though? He just done like that he did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
He did a majority of that ship twenty seven, Yeah,
he did, damn near the whole thirty Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
See yeah, well it was that twenty one year, Yeah,
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
I think all gonna do about twelve, they're gonna get
a dug out of here, gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
I ain't out no more money, but if he get
in little rams and I'm talking about day kind of money.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
But the only thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
He's the crazy part when that nigga come out, he
can't even do a show. If the venue by school,
that Nigga can't be booked.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
There ain't too many venues a bouy no school board said.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
If it is, he can't even go there because he's
gonna be a sexual They're gonna be a convicted sexual predator.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
He'd be like Nigga, I can't perform that does the
school one hundred yards away?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Whoever trying to book and gonna make sure because they
don't want that chick.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Because you gotta man, you know how much i'll y'all
be underestimating how evil them people are. Who mother, I'm
not them folks that he had to work for right, Hell,
make that ship work, That's what I'm telling you. But
a dollar he going back in if he if he violated,
Now he gonna it's gonna be some haters.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
You gotta think it's gonna be some people mad at
the out.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
But they're gonna make sure though, they're gonna they gonna
find a little ship, whole theater in a small lane. Yeah,
Nigga's better be by by a highway. Kn't be nowhere
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
No daycares niggas. They gonna work the ship out there,
and too, he's gonna have to do three shows. Nigg
They gonna have to work because I know you owe
a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
But think about it, even if he don't even ever
perform laugh again, I'm sure he'll find some kind of
way to get some money. He'll be still right, yeah,
right in prison, you ain't got to leave the house
for to make music. I'm telling you streaming that, you're
gonna listen to it. Kelly first day out, they're gonna
be twenty minute long. Ain't gonna be at the house

(01:08:46):
Center files like a motherfucker never be seen again, still
be That's why Kelly first day all that ships gonna
be like trapped in the closet. But remember he dropped
the album. He dropped the album while he was in prison,
and then then they took it off. Yeah, it was
on itubes and people start complaining and they snatched it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yeah, like, who the fuck you recording this shit on
the jail phone. You can't put no album out. You
put the album out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
They're singing on all here, goddamn call and they recording
ship the whole guy to keep dropping money. Damn man,
but twenty five minutes long. It's crazy though, because that's
that's a real I never was into like older women.
I don't get the whole little girl ship. That shit
is weird that because you ain't sick. That's that's a difference.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
That's what I'm saying. This is something wrong, like you
got you got it. How can you look at like
a kid and be like you see that sexually? What
the fuck do you even want? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
That's weird, that is, But that's why I couldn't feel
sorry for him when they got that nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I was like that nigga probably need to be in there.
That why I don't see why people brag about getting
a version. I don't want that ship, right, I want
some experience. I want something a little yeah, a little
being around the blood teach you ship.

Speaker 2 (01:09:58):
I ain't gonna say been around the blo, but she
know where the store is. You don't look like one
time that big cousin one time. But she ain't going
to say at our age, Bro, you gotta know, whe
ain't finna getting nothing? That bitch just to the store.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
She been around that block and she went to the
other store too, into the cleaners God damn, where you
been out there? Find of yours? Now you're age, think
about it. Do you think you finna find a thirty
five year old that that only slept with one person?
Hell no, no one person. That's the block. I don't
want know one person slept with one person? Right you?
You still don't know ship man. If any woman thirty five, boy,

(01:10:43):
you better know. You know what I'm thinking about.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Like they like by that age, by this age, they
didn't fucked with everybody they want to fuck you know what.
You know what's crazy though, when you think about it,
when you get grown, if you date a woman thirty
five and up, you gotta be okay to know it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
She and a nigga phone suck at dick. Yeah, you
gotta know because I see what I'm saying. I don't
want to think about this and I fucked up brow
your I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Just saying, bro, man, you gotta know your old lady
isn't somebody's phone. Bro Yeah, hit from the back sending
butt nigga picks. It's a nigga got your old lady
in her phone. Y'all walked back like nigga that just
woke back. I'm just saying that all. Hey, man, that's
the type of ship I'll be blocking out my mind.
I'm telling that he bring it back, he resurface.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
I'm just saying it's sad already put up with.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It's a sad reality. And I'm like, damn, my vis
is somebody's phone. Yeah, yeah, getting dogged out niggas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
She said she sent them the same pictures she sent you. Yeah,
them same pictures, she said you she took him before.
That's you know, how to life, how to behold an angle?

Speaker 2 (01:11:57):
Yeah, it hurt. Damn man, it hurt. I know me
too though, Ain't not like I'm a scept shit. I'm
just telling you what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
No, you right though? Yeah, But like Loe said, that's
some ship. We don't we want to think about it,
I know. But now you think about how many in
your phone be? It ain't nothing in my phone? My phone.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, that's why you gotta be upfront about your wholeness
on both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Tell me how bad it was, let me and then
let me decide if I want no. But I'm gonna
tell you too, Like, let me tell you I had
a period in my life. Well you know I was.
I had them whole I was outside, I was upside,
I was doing a thing. I was doing a thing.
I can't judge you because I did it too right.
So she gonna she post a lady and say, well,
you know, it was a point in my life where

(01:12:50):
I was I was just I was giving that thing up.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
So now you're gonna be like, now, elaborate what you
mean by I'm not gonna sell the elaborate. All I
want to know is, like, what dates?

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
What you mean? What dates? What years? What years were
you outside?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Like from old nine to twenty fourteen, or like with
this from like up and old eight up and present
up until she met you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Now hopefully she done took a few summers off before
I got there. You know, my biggest thing to be
did you do anybody? I know? I didn't know it
up front? You know what I'm saying, that'd be my
big don't tell you anybody I know. I need you
let me know. She let me. I need to know that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
I'm gonna tell you if she ever told you that
I was her homeboy, you got that. I don't want
nobody out there thinking that I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Here be a homeboys.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Come up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I ain't nobody pants on a lot of shit. I
ain't nobody brother, And all the times that I didn't hit,
I tried right. I don't never think I ain't tracked right.
This friendship didn't happen if I was not. It wasn't
like that. Yeah, I do know a lot of people.
That's my only thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Let me know if it's somebody I know, and then
you know, I could decide, don't spring that on me
after I like you, Hey, I got trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Oh you you was on you was on eighty five South.
I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
You know, damn well you had to watch the episode
and say that, like you've been do that? Come on,
you know, you know all know each other.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Sometimes it's just ship to get you some busses.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Sometimes I wanted to bless you and just give you
some buzzies just just because she wants you to have
it right.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Let me know, though, sometimes you get some you won't hear.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, if we know, if you slept with somebody I know,
and I like you, let me if you slept with
somebody I know, don't tell me what it's either or
so then if they asked me about it, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Like, I didn't know, but you don't want to find
out too late. I don't want to find that I
don't get that off. Before I was fucking you. The
only questions I be asking this, uh, is this was healthy? Right?
There's them kids daddy around. Definitely what your views on
tild support But you know it's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Crazy though you support you and somebody for second?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Why? Yes, she is definitely somebody for old. You gotta
think about it though.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
If she gives you some good head, she had to
give something before somebody else good head, little practice. Yeah,
that's why niggas hate to see you happy, because niggas
know sometimes it's a lot of them. The ones that
get cut first ain't nothing like losing a good freak.
It takes years to get over there, dude, it takes,
But it takes a long time to break up with

(01:15:47):
a free You put up with a lot. If it's
a free you put up with a lot, like you
you put up with a lot?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
What what's the cutoff? I mean, it just depends how
you know. Sometimes you have to your for your own
piece before you do something crazy. But you ain't just
gonna break up with a freak first argument.

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
You ain't just gonna walk away you're gonna work that out,
you know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah, you can't just
for a few years.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Especially if you lost the freak before, because you know
how hard it is to get one of you compatible
with you compatible. Ain't You ain't about to just go
out here and find another freak. You got used to
the freaking ship.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
But you can find a free but you still may
not be compatible. But if you get a free, you compatible, man,
you be liked. I can't mess this up like I'm
about she do everything you like. I know you would
have created a monster without you. Gotta just release all
this to the street to another dude.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
If you still another.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Dude, you be like he getting some come ready and
had somebody already did it for him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
And they feel like that, I know, they get down,
they hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yeahn man, got a nigga dm me about a bit
on my story one time, and I wasn't even sucking
the bit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
She was just right beside us. You know what that means?
You responded them out?

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
You responded, then I left known say that means she
don't freak them out before. You should have responded with
two words ask her. Yeah, it was telling me like
he was telling me ask her, so I would have responded, Nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Shild it was an inspiram nig Joe that she was
just at the bar. Man. Now, I was at the
bar that watched the show. Don't go to detail. I
was just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Don't get a nigga. Nothing to post, nig d put
it on TikTok. The nigga right here, that nigga talking
out me. You even tend to be Look he responded
everything lying there next.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Shit, I ain't say shit. God damn. I wish I
had olden it while out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
No, bro, this is shit You've been hearing all your life,
but you just had to get to a certain age
to even start exercising that ship. Don't answer all that shit.
You ain't gonna be able to handle that ship. You
can't handle that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
You can't handle that, he can't like you. Ask how
many men she been with? You can't handle that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
I don't want to know that she messed me. I'll
tell you the truth if I if I don't like you,
I don't want to know that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Niggas she fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
I'll tell you sixty eight you like God damn, but
you then fucked three thousands.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
It don't matter. I can't. I will so you don't
keep our body gout. No, I'm trying to add to it. Yeah,
I don't want to be with a woman that been
with sixty eight though. Guy, But if you think about that,
why you dick invested? Why I want to ask? I
would never ask. You shouldn't be investigating, man, what's wrong

(01:18:56):
with you? I'm just saying, y'all want to ask? Now?
If it's falling my then I don't want to be.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
I don't want to be that nigga that like, all right,
when we go home for your your the whole town, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
Like they're gonna do like, no, girl, everybody don't pay
that on my eye. They don't like yeah, bitch, they
love you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
I wouldn't give a wait. Do we go to my
home town. We both got a hometown because it ain't
gonna happen like that. We're gonna be somewhere that you
really wanted to be.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
And then all the hoes that whoa, they ain't gonna
all be there. They might laugh at you. Wouldn't you
with me? Yeah? I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Don't tell me unless it's low. If it's a low number,
you can tell you if it's hot. Don't tell me
God or lie, lie to me, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Tell me the truth because you come you might have
to answer that question too. Yeah, lied to me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
But she's gonna tell you six days and then when
you yeah, three thousand, seven hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Tell me six, I'm gonna stay twelve. So I could
be better than her. You been. I have talked ship
to me. She's gonna feel like damn.

Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, Yeah, I'm a good person. You was out here
just slinging it giving that ship. You ain't got no type.
Your type is alive.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Anybody got awfully judgmental. No, that's how I want to acts.
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
That's how you protect you. You know, I've been here
protect your peace. I've finally realized that it's that shit
is true. I just thought it was clich aging, But yeah,
that's the true. You can protect your peace.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
You have to. Yeah, you can not act certain things
you don't really want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
And you know, the best part, you could just not
believe it. It's hard to not believe it. You can
just not your mind. You ain't gonna believe in no
way believe it. I'm not gonna believe in no way,
come believe it is more you sorry believing ship.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
It's gonna become real. It's only real if you believe it.
I just leave it long.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Yeah, this ship, I don't believe. Nobody's gonna tell the truth,
no way, So why even bring it up.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
That's the point that I'm making. But the problem is,
sometimes you get somebody that does tell the truth, you
like you should have lied.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
But I'm not gonna believe. I'm not gonna believe it.
You could be telling the fuck honest, the guard truth
and tell you she been with one hundred and ten
you think she's more, and I'm gonna think it's one
hundred and thirty three hundred fifteen. I'm gonna think she
left out the one she don't like, the one that
propped in jail, the one that wasn't good, that did Yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
One that broke her hard ship like that. I was
thinking about what you said. You said, you're gonna say ten,
you're gonna go under.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I take over dudes always because I gotta make it
seem like I'm better.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Three hours someone what like that? Yeah, Yeah, I'm funny.
People like me got damn state. She don't she had
to visit the clinical a few times. Sixty eight is
a lot, bro that's a lot of traffic.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
That's a lot of that's not that's a football team
before they cut, before Monday, that last Monday.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
That's like a high school football team. That's before that
last Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
NFL though, that's before the last because Monday is fifty two.
That means she she don't hear niggas that got cut.
That's a lot that ain't be sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
She don't have to take a few pills. I can't be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Yeah, you probably one hundred and probably, but I ain't
know though. Some of the best places you've been, a
lot of people that have been there, for.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
The best restaurants you've been, You ain't the only Oh
my god, you think you discovered some went there when.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
PRIs going by yourself said in the window, this is
say a staffing in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Next you ain't even start coming up. How do you
think we even survived? You just said you need women
thirty five enough. You had no idea he was on
her for thirty five years? What the fuck you think?
She hopefully not sixty eight nigga, sixty eight. It is
like a wild summer.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
And imagine what a bit do when she in love
with you. So if she done been in love with
another nigga before, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Well she probably won't see.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
The thing is the trick is if you get a
check that been in the relationships a lot didn't, number
one't be as bad because even if she cheats, she'd
be cheating with one dude. This is one thing I
know that is an absolute fact about women. We don't
know shit about them. Everything we think we know is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
I give that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
I don't know, man, I know lot some man I
ain't gonna say I'm an expert. I don't know shit,
I know a little something everything that I think I know.
I was like, nope, because I know somebody who do
straight opposite of that. Right, Well, I mean it's not
an absolute you know, it's not because we all then
it would be like the same thing with men, and
we all different, you know what I'm saying. So yeah,

(01:24:13):
but the women are complicated though, they complicated, but if
you show him attention, it's a little easier on you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It don't matter. You can give them this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Well, you know he having business that like to fight though,
so yours is different. You be getting violent ass chicks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
That's like when you meet him where you just go
to probation. H I was smart ass mouth. He was
one of them drug dealers that was standing with the money.
A good drug dealer, got wholes. Take my ship back
to Oh you petted like that? So that's what I'm saying.
He always gonna have them kind of problem women putting

(01:24:50):
their hands on the ship. You can how you even
take something back? How does that work? Easy? I won't
get it back, but you're gonna do with it. You
just don't want to have him.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
He ain't never see a lot of ship. You're supposed
to leave. All that ship took pistols, put.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Groceries, So you don't took back a dirty pistol. It
wasn't dirty because it was in my life. You don't
put the nigga I was done to begin with. Ain't
you gonna get no pistol? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
She don't kill somebody, man, She ain't killed nobody. He crazy, Yeah,
nigga ain't getting nobody no pistol. He Now I go
get you one for you. You't even have my pistol
on my name? Hell no shoot mine love like a mother,
give a nigga a pistol. Nah, you get your own pistol.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
And we were living together. Hell no, she ain't pull
that bitch on you. She looky she did that bitoually
have had more holes than a salt shrike. And by
the time the man got there to touch her neck,
you must have had another pistol. Then I keep pistol.
It went on me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Two is this people looking for this nigga? Okay, it's
got PTS drug. You got two pistols right now? He
always on the podcast. There ain't the cameras dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:26:09):
No, I just that's just me. They going to jail,
well actually three, but two on me.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Niggas they eat young wick exactly. You know you could
only shoot one? Really like you to not not not accurately, nigga,
you can't shoot two pistols. All right, what you're doing,
you're gonna be here tomorrow. I'm leaving them maw all right,
I'm with Ring. I go often. I ain't been in
a while.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
I go off.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
You think you Ring, I've done since I was eight
years old, Okay, I believe, I believe, I believe. I
ain't gonna guarantee you a hundred if I was in
some ship, well, I had to clear this fucking roll back.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
You bet believe almost. Nigga, you pull the pistol out
right now, you clean this bitch. You the only one
with one. I'm not finna shoot no pistol in this
little ass room. Niggas, But did this nobody know you
cut this ship out?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
This myself, show that ship out, that ship.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Down the street. No, I hope I never have to.
People be wanting to. I don't wan't never have to.
I don't know. I don't want to. The hot thing
a motherfuckers. I don't want to do that. That's just
in case I have to. I don't last resorts, Yes, yeah,
because I got other weapons too. I got pepper spray.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Hey, hey, hey, all that they got damn is you
don't know who watching this ship. You don't around and
get pulled over, Justine words, goddamn pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Why you yourself? Justin was the third John from them.
You gotta know somewhere there's some chunks. They can do
whatever they want. You.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
They gotta get back. They're gonna be going through the
whole car. What'd you find, Chuck Well? Got six condo?

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah, eleven little bullets, some colog.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
We got gotta we up two bottles of sapat, and
I shrank to bro admitting I don't kind of legal
ship on here.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
No nothing is illegal. I'm I'm good, yeah, because y'all
don't need no license down here, right. I still have
mine though, because I don't know. It's open carrier. You
don't have to, but it's easier to buy your gun
out to stole it. Is it open carry? I guess
it's open carry in Californias. I know, I know you
can have it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
You know you can have it constilled with our license
THATD like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
You know we don't have open carry. You gotta consteal it,
and then you can't none that whole more than ten? Right?
Only ten? Yeah, I got it, I got ar it
only got ten. I have to have my glock forty
three when I go out there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Only ten bro real ship ten. That's how the clips come.
And if you get caught with a clip more than.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Ten, that's going to jail. You can have several, yeah
you can pins, Yeah, but I don't know nothing. But
you can't have you can't have no banana. You going
to jail. I don't know nothing about none of this ship.
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
But my legal though I got. I got a license,
we do. But when I fly with my gun out there,
I have to take a gun that don't hold more.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
You can't do it. Your license is not good in California.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Right, But I possess a firearm in California. Don't hold
more than ten.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
You can't have it on you. It's like you going
to jail. Boy, Hold on, What the is wrong with y'all?
I'm just trying to help the man not go to jail.
He going anywhere. I don't know life. No, I'm telling you.
I've been pulled over and you had a gun own
was out there for netflix you. We couldn't let you go.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Yes, gosh, now, y'a don't think you was in California.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Was hot.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
We was in calf in Arizona Wood. You was in
Arizona book play like that. Don't like that. You was
not in California and had a pistol on you out
of town.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
And they let you go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Nah, they ran that gun and let me go, and
you had it on you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
No, we was in the car. I was in the car. Yes,
you going to jail. They pulled me over. You was
not a California.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
I was on Hollywood they pulled definitely. Oh my god,
I was on Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Bro. They ran the gun and they let me go. Ship. Hey,
maybe I don't know I want them. I'm not gonna
you for I stand.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
I don't know I want that, but I just know
in California you can't even have it on you unless
you got license.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
That was in the car, that motherfucking gun and they
let me go. Hey, you got angel.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
Well I would like to encourage everybody to live legal life,
legal life, safe, legal life.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
The violence, Yeah, and love on your motherfucker. They just
wanted to make sure that kill. When we can do this,
let me community.

Speaker 2 (01:31:23):
If we continue to push positivity amongst our people and
education and strive to live in a society, well we.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Don't have to worry about Well, we ain't got to
have three pistols. We don't have to have.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
And you feel a little excessive and you can only
have ten blood. I love guns, but don't you so
that means hum three all of them. You can't conceal
no four in it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
It's up to you to guess which one is holding four.
God damn john Wick in real life. Yeah, yeah, no,
my dad a marine. I've been shooting gun since I
was eight years you know, it's just how daddy was
the father and we shot the pools. Hold where are

(01:32:14):
you in your body count? Where are you in your
body count? What is a bad BodyCount? All of them?
It don't matter. It all depends on the age. I
think the age because you can't you know where since
stayed a good number. I don't think of healthy pussy,
And don't look back right, look forward. Just look at it.
Look at her have red and white steal count. That's

(01:32:37):
what matters. That matters.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
If her white steal count little don't don't matter, if
she been with one person, if them blood steals count low.
Get out freak that you like, and don't worry about that.
I have what other niggas think. And how often y'all
get tested? Ye, I'm on that twice a year.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I got this good ass health.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
I get myn yilly because I get I'm scared because
you be out here, you be taking chances.

Speaker 1 (01:33:05):
It just you get tested every time we go to
the put the balance. You be taking chances. Not really,
you don't. Now you have to take care of yourself. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
We're black men. We out here to be taking live long.
Hell yeah, it ain't about no fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
It's just man, you gotta I can test for counseling
ship too, though I don't. There's the other ship you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Better be scared of. Eat your ass up, just worse
than the goddamn STD.

Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
Hell yeah, that ship that had you all bent over
and what is that Chosport had your fun up too,
But I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
It's some niggas out here suffering from osteo Paroch don't
even know it. Nigga shingles, Nigga bones is just I
know somebody who had shingles.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Nigga. You don't want that ship, boy, I don't want nothing. You.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
You can't even sit back like that if it's on
your back, Nigga, that ship you can't put clothes on
dog shingles. That ship that's worth the sunburn. Yeah, it's
worse the sunburn. So you just gotta lay around and
all that damn.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
That nigga it was. It was. It's bad, bro. It
was painful as hell. Dogs, But it's not really our ship,
like most black people don't get it. But yeah, that
ship really how you get it. It's just pop up.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
It's just they say the crazy thing is and don't
quote me, but I think they say most of us
have it. It's like one of those viruses from like
the chicken pot it, so it could just activate, but
most people got it in them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:32):
It's just be dormant. It could pop off any minute. Nigga,
I'm just finna go to one of the holistic people
start eating and and and you already know you got it.
It's too late. They say they can cure anything. Now
they can't cure ship.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
They can help you improve the quality of life, but
its ship is still there. Yeah, because we don't know
what the fuck might happen. Man, you you think that
we're gonna be safe, but nigga, you don't know what.
You might wake up tomorrow and then your polio is
activating the nigga that vaccine. Well, in forty years, we
don't even notice ship. Nigga wake up tomorrow with rickets Burt.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Don't give me that other thing about nigga got got
themn gout me. Don't even notice nigga. Like every day
is a blessing, Man, God bless you every day. Tomorrow
you could wake up and not wake up rickets nigga
bow legs. I was gonna booble. I appreciate the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
So you can't take cassium. And then because we didn't
seen what happened to old people. We haven't all seen
that old that man just dyings, bro, especially where we're from.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
Man, I don't know. I don't want ever want my
back to beat like that, Bro, that's coleosis. Think about
the people they grew up in life. They grew up
working to pick up him and ship all the time.
And the fucking field picking and ship. It's over with man,

(01:36:06):
hard work. They literally broke they fucking back. It's scary.
But know what I'm saying, it just be shipped.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
You don't even never see coming cataracts.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:36:18):
Yeah here and they part of get old, bron. It's
a blessing though. It's a lot of healthy dead young niggas.
It's a lot of healthy ass twenty one. This show going, bro,
this this is you see we're talking about the end
of life. It's damn near the end of the show

(01:36:40):
talking about the final phase.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
Let's let's get up beat there.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Let's no I mean, not like that part, but nigga
were looking forward to being old, but that's going to
be the old niggas in our community. A lot of
these niggas ain't smart enough to make it. You're talking
about the ones who the victims like, you know they
got right help them to.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
Fuckers just don't have what to take to live. This's
got damn long. Yeah, well, ain't they not doing anything
to live? Yeah, we went to high school with a
few motherfuckers who already and gave up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
These niggas don't. They don't sleep. I don't know why
they be thinking if I if I sleep, when I
that you're gonna die a lot earlier. Go to sleep,
I go to sleep, I get my sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
I ain't know I'm gonna going to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:37:28):
In the bed, you can't work properly. I stayed at
four in the morning. It ain't gonna make me rich
because I'm up to phone in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
We're gonna find out that they all was on cocaine
and do not popping peel.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
That's why your can't go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
When I was younger, there was a time I could.
I could operated on about four four and a half hours. Yeah,
but now I need at least six, bro, I haven't
take it out. If I don't get six, I got
a headache. I'm mood even mother, Yeah, man, I gotta
get I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
I gotta lay down one of them on the way
I'm a void out is if I need to really
go to sleep night because I gotta get up early tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Yeah, because I'm six six thirty every day. So what
you be doing up there early at the gym? In
the gym. Hit the gym. That's my little therapy. You
need some therapy, that's my way. You know what the
gym like for me? Really real ship.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
The gym is like you know, y'all know, y'all comes
you know, you know, it's no matter what you're going
through when you get on that stage.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
It's gone pain or whatever whatever. I don't perform where
I had like a bad cold, I'm coughing the whole
When I get on stage, I don't cough bad pain.
That's how the gym is like.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
When I'm not on stage, when I'm in the gym
for that hour, whatever's going on in my head and
my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Is I'm numb to it. Dog. And then when I
walk out the gym like damn. Yeah, I gotta deal
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
So it's not even so much a physical thing for me.
It's a mental thing too, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
So it's like I do. It's a plus plus.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
Yeah, so I gotta go. Yeah yeah, And you know,
give yourself some more years. Man, you know what I'm saying,
Get yourself some more years.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Why not. That's a hell of a message.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Get your ass up, get active. Go for a walk,
even if you don't go to the gym. Walk a
mile every day. Man, what just walk in your neighborhood.
If it's a good neighborhood. I it's if it's if.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
It's losing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Like now, you gotta I walk like a white lady
named Cathy sometimes high elbow as long as you walk it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
That's powerwalking. I do all that shit. Yeah, I imitate
other people's walk. And you walking fast, bro with the
high elbow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Yeah yeah, that's a kid. That's some good cardio. White
people walking, they walk with high elbow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
If you walk a mile for thirty days every day, Dude,
if you come back trying to lose weight.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
You'll drop just you don't have no way to lose
not him. I'm just saying, you know, then you want
to be a to hold his guns exactly. If you're
losing any more weight, it's over. Damn gotta hold his guns,
you know what I'm saying. Keep going the damn message
about the third day now, But for if you walk
a mile for thirty days, you're gonna drop some pounds,

(01:40:17):
you know what I'm saying. People don't realize how much
walking can make a difference in your life. Dog, you
gotta eat right to nowt to eat right. Something can't
walk a mile. But if Fred isn't get a goddamn
custom with a guess.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
What, even if you didn't be right, you won't gain
You'll lose it. You'll lose it. If you ate it,
then you'll just walk it off.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Something gonna be stacking his head now. But people, you
got exactly the message. Just do something, do something.

Speaker 1 (01:40:42):
I just laying around, Get active, man, I need to,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
It's the crazy thing. This is what I've learned over
the years. Man, I've been really trying to be grateful.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
You know how. Sometimes you be like, man, this ain't
gonna right, This ain't right. But then you look You're like,
but a lot of ship is going right exactly. You
know how you look at ship. You know what I mean.
People wish they could go for yep, you know what
I'm saying. So you know what i mean. People wish
they could just get up. You know what I'm saying.
And we take it for granted. We don't even think
about it because we're doing it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
So it'd be like little things. You'd be like, oh man, damn, okay,
that's I'm tripping. I think that bad.

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
It ain't. You know what I'm saying. As bad as
you think it is, it could be worse. Bro, I
don't want it to be you know what I'm saying.
And it's never as life is never as bad as
you think, and it's never as good as you think.
It's always right there someone in the middle man. That's
the that's the best spot. Just be grateful, you know
what I'm saying. Grateful. Just be grateful. You never as
hot as you say, never as bad as you think

(01:41:41):
you said something. Then you know what I'm saying. So
just be grateful.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
That's how I just and I try to practice that
because you know, naturally you go negative.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
And I say, God that you know I'm grateful, but
I'm human. It's natural for you go negative. You know
what I'm saying. I'm saying you gotta practice that though,
And then I say my serenity proper. Yeah, what's up that?
Why they let you go in Hollywood? Hey? You covered well?
I don't know what it was. Y'all just put me
on something. I did not know. That ship.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
They motherfucker ran the god damn gun and that's and
they let me go. They asked me a few questions
what I was doing there? All this and this ship?

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
They let me go? Right, motherfucker a special agent. You
got a friend grandmother? You know what you say? Thatt
had just died. She was looking, she was, she was,
she was in the Trump. My grandma had just died.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Let my baby go, grandma. And I ain't got no grandma's.
I'm telling you, I'm about to give me too, moch.
I ain't got no grandma's, ain't got no dad. I
ain't got no parents or grandparents. I'm just an offul.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
We got to adopt us some new family members when
lost too many.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
I can't go on a field trip. Ain't nobody signed
my phone? Did you grow up with your granddaddy's. Yeah,
I have I never had one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
My grand Both my grandad and granddad died early, but
I knew them.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
They both are My grandmother lived a long time. I
knew her, you know, but both of my grandmother You ain't.
You ain't never had a granddad, but you have both grandmas.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Grandma is a dope. Yeah, that's part about it. I
had ause you get like fifteen grandma. Yeah, you had
a lot of grandma's, a lot of I have a
great grin. I don't feel bad about giving me some
new grandma because you used to it. Yeah, you know
what I'm saying. Everybody claiming you absolutely that's my grandson.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
If you're watching this and you got a grandma and
she wanted to adopt me, I'm I'm looking for some new.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
Team.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
If you got a grandma and you a and't use it,
and I want me three uncles that barbecue and.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
I need I need, I need with the cigarette hanging. Absolutely,
they say local cook like her. He can't. I ain't
had it, you know, you know, like a mother. He
gonna tell you the follow up, but he ain't never
told me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
Mo man, I'm gonna tell you we're gonna do a
cookout out here. We're gonna film this ship, and I'm
gonna show you all the real salt.

Speaker 1 (01:44:01):
What what you cooked? What's your what's your best? Get
down the best mother. I don't heard about tenderism before tenderism?
Who told you how to gook me? Are you just
you just tried it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
I don't heard about them. See that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I moved out when I was eighteen, so I always
had my own crib. So I had a long time
to cultivate the ship that I'm good at, right, Like
I really was a great entertainer, and you know, putting
the atmosphere together and inviting a few nice young ladies
through there and putting them up on good you know barbecue, yeah,
some good barbecue and things of that nation, and made
all the things that they liked, and showed them how

(01:44:36):
to really enjoy seidenism, you know, vibes before they was
called just when we had atmos admosiere cool cooler yeah cool?

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Yeah, So you ribbed and it was the side this. Oh.
I usually do some ship, like I do some macaroni,
or I made some great baked beans to go with
that ship. All the cookouts all the all the down south.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
Yeah, absolutely, And then I make some great hot dogs
and then we'll go get some we'll have some slough
with that, and then it's that's just magnificent right there.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:45:09):
And then you know, if you have a nice lady
in your life, she might make some deviled eggs, tato salad,
you know, a few nature a little salad. Some people
like a little salad with a corn. It's a good
side for barbecue. It's not like a good ass day. Absolutely,
it is like a good ass day with dogs and hamburgers.
And then we do some kind of form of steak

(01:45:30):
and then with some ribs on there, we throw some
chicken on there. You know that car got it go
on the grill though, right, got? But then you know
I'm not I'm so skilled with it. I got a
smoker and a grill. I'm smoking. I might smoke a whole.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Or something. See, I don't know how to cook, man,
that's my one thing. You can't cook at all. You
cook for me, No, it's just you cook for me.
Know how to cook? And all that ship? Oh hey,
kunk you ever had count? No make me want to
try its? What? What is it really? Don't give me

(01:46:10):
a hell in the coming. It's almost like a snail basically,
I'm not saying it right, but it's like a seashell.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
And they take this like the and they just take
the Do they fry it? You could fry, you could
bake it, you could. Yeah, they make it all kind
of ways. You can fry though most people eat it fried.
But then you got counk salad.

Speaker 1 (01:46:31):
When you go over there, which is vegetable. Tell you
you need to eat this.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Yeah, if you ever go to Badamas, you've been, you've
been to Miami. Yeah, you can get it anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
I just never tried. But if you go to Bahamas,
you have to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Yeah, you go to Bahamas, they won't let you come back.
They always tell you it's good, it's good. Make you
want to it's good though they it's supposed to be. Yeah,
they say it's supposed to do.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
It's almost like oysters and ship.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
It's almost like oysters, but it's a little it's low,
more tender, it's harder, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
But like in Bahamas, they'll literally go out to the ocean, grab.

Speaker 2 (01:47:07):
It, put it out in front of you, offer and
put it in the in the kunk salad put in
a good job. They put it in vinegar, and they
got to put some like like lemon, and then like
a couple uh likes.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
And I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
You would mind gonna have to hit some corn meal
and some grease ain't knowing that they got five. You'll
try them they got and come back and want. But
if you just do the cunk stylid, it'll be right
there right on the boat and knock it out for you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
But they're fried in front of you, too, cool fresh
cool like fresh. If you go over there, you at
least got the track, because you know, I don't eat
a whole lot. I had to track. You got you
liked it, man, it wasn't my favorite. Yeah. I don't
even like seafood like that. Yeah, I eat catfish locked.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
I'm saying like I'm telling you all the seafood I eat.
I eat lots of tail.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Uh. I eat calamar here now here on who got
it right? Tail? It's like kan eat fried Calamar right,
but it's like conk.

Speaker 2 (01:48:20):
It's like the same till Washington they got fried right,
the same texture though, but to me it tastes.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
Better than calamar. Everything all that ship. I do. You
gotta be fried, right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
I don't eat sushi and sushi fire though, you don't
eat yellow tail sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:48:33):
You gotta try that. How many different type of sushi
is the hell? I thought it was just one? You
know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Yellow tail is rotal? Oh, I definitely ain't yellow tail.
They just put a little salt, like little lemon vinegar
with everyone here. It's very thin though, it's like slice
real thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:51):
Y'alla open it. You gotta open up, man, hell, I don't, yeah,
you do. You only let one that nigga told you
he from the solo George. You heard him, bro, You
heard him say that catfish with seafood. He's far as concerned.
He said it hard to catfish. Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
They say that the seafood spot they do, they do
put in the seafood category.

Speaker 1 (01:49:15):
Though, I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. What's
your favorite fish? Catfish? Damn? This nigga palate is real limited. Really,
I eat the same ship. I'm yeah. People at the
restaurants know me. No, I ain't no miller. I don't eat,
but don't eat.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
I like bass, eat nothing but catfish. Give me a
catfish sandwich. I like bread.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
You don't want the bridge baby hard though? Yeah I eat, Yeah,
I like baby. I invite your all niggas to a cookout, man,
and I heard it. Really Just enjoy this pimping that
I'm gonna display so you get it in.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
Yeah, man know that. Man, that's dope. Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
In Mississippi, you gotta be able to feed yourself right
and around because it's like, you know, if you.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
Were in the in the in the dirty South, like
we in the dirty South, if you open up.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
These wings, you can't fuck these wings up, and you
can't just cook through a three of them.

Speaker 1 (01:50:24):
You gotta this is the pack of wings. You can't
funk up the pack of wings.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
Right because that's you're gonna get cut out. Absolutely So,
you ever used the air fryer straight daily, I've already
mastered the I got the air fry, the deep fry,
the stove. I'm just pushing the limits with my air fry.
I'm making cookies and all kinds of try. They gotta
put a whole desire in the air fryer. I'm like

(01:50:51):
Jesus whipping up what else.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
Can I put in that? Bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
Yeah, I gotta come like that though. Slash crop pot too.
Oh man, you put some roast in them and it
just leave. Just go to work, come back, find you
something else to do. Yeah, come back.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Eat you ready eat? I got the crop pots sitting
over there. Oh yeah, my god, Mama.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
Yeah, we get down though. Man, you've got a lot
of feed you. I know how to feed myself, That's
what I'm saying. I'm not gonna be cooking for nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
I ain't. I don't know yet. You ain't never cooked
for one.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
No, I ain't never, not even on the grill, not
even on the grill. Come home, man, that's my weakness.
But I'm not saying to put my laws out there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:36):
That's all right. You still pay for it now. I
don't know why you're scared to do it now.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
I ain't scared you because they'll feed you some nasstank food, quinn.
I take pride, and you know what I'm saying, I'm
gonna do something, do it so I wouldn't want to share,
just like I'm not gonna share a certain art until
I feel like it's ready. So I want to share
my food, your perfectionists, because I feel like food is
art though your professionalist.

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Food is I want I'm but I think feel the
food it is because they treat that. I'm not gonna
just it's coloring her.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
You're gonna look at her way different when she gives
you that magaron and the noodles things right?

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
What was that? Well, that's a that's a deal breaker
for me because I.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
Can't do you finish Hell no, you let her know
absolutely like you said, he'll cook though. Yeah, but I
want to know how you say it because I don't
have y'all think I mean, but I don't have the guts.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
You got to ask what they did? What you do
to this? What you I'm saying, like when you made it?
What you do to this? Because that way they don't
know which way you're going. I did how my mama
do it? While she told me to do this. I'm

(01:52:46):
just saying, like, how did you do it? Though? What
you made? You? Asking me that. I'm just trying to
figure out what you did.

Speaker 2 (01:52:54):
But she don't want to know why you asked her
at that point she onto you though.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
Say that I didn't like it. I'm just trying to
figure out how you did it. I'm not I haven't
had it like this before pa gone, all the riots gone.
You put them peas in the right that I'm talking about,
You're gonna that was the whole scene. When it comes

(01:53:27):
to ship like that, people do weird ship. I have
to beat I have to see you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
You know what I'm saying before I even and you
know what I'm saying, Yeah, because I'm you feed me
might not be your responsibility. If I don't like a
lot of the ship that you eat, I'm never gonna
like ask you to feed me. Do I take eating
very seriously because you're foodie?

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
Yeah, but only for the ship that I like. I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
Ain't out here just eating green talk tacos and ship
who green tacos?

Speaker 1 (01:54:05):
And what is that they got something? Oh each my
life when they had them? Just whatever. I ain't out
here just trying ship. No, I'm not. I stick to
the script when it comes to food me too.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
Because about trapping man, and if you funking around and
you get sick on the road, that's some of the ways.

Speaker 1 (01:54:20):
You need to stick to. What the fuck you know
you don't want to get sick.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
I remember one time I I wasn't gonna make it
back from New York. I guess I ate the wrong ship.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
Man. This ship had me so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
I was like, I was so fucked up. I was
like motion sick through the whole flight. Nigga, I thought
I had a baby on the way or something. I
was on that bitch, I'm on the I basically asked
for the last rope because with nobody in like the
back of two roads, I just need to be back
here by myself.

Speaker 1 (01:54:48):
I don't coming from camp man sick as hell. Nah. Yeah,
I stick to what I know, man.

Speaker 2 (01:54:58):
Like you know, I've had people ask me, why are
you eating Popeye's while we're here?

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
We can you can eat that at home.

Speaker 2 (01:55:03):
Well, bit y'all get it back at home too, but
I'm gonna eat it while we're here.

Speaker 1 (01:55:06):
This is what I know. You just stick to what
you Yeah, Wian creature habit. Red beans please, sweet tea,
see them. Red beans gonna get your Working in fast
food made me skep the cold. Everything like that. Coche
is hard. We're wrong with red beans. Man, the motherfucker
probably from three days ago. Man, you you have to

(01:55:26):
fuck up everything. Documentaries all about fast food. Talking to.

Speaker 2 (01:55:38):
Somebody that left clucked down then shut the whole restaurant down.

Speaker 1 (01:55:41):
They ain't turn them goddamn beans off. You won't let
you have nothing. Y'all left them beans on.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
Favorite red beans go hard, red beans and rice whenever
it's on that when.

Speaker 1 (01:55:56):
You go out all that what you worried about? What
that did? That? Just then we eat the same ship,
and I just take you myself.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
You eat like I already know what you get that
popa those then what red beans and rice and cat fish?

Speaker 1 (01:56:09):
You don't get the catfish?

Speaker 2 (01:56:10):
Yeah, I get catfish, but I don't get the red beans. Yeah, yeah,
them beans be a little too dry.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
Something I like.

Speaker 2 (01:56:17):
First I go in there, I poppularlways a hand and
coat and some gata bytes, and then I browsed them,
and you just like, I'm gonna get something different than
the calf, don't I don't you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
I just like looking for them. You know what I'm saying?
You act like trying to act like.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
And then I get the catfish off the kid meal
because I ain't that hunger no more, because I ate
the gator bikes. True, hey man, we had to give
you some of this player ship. What y'all got, We
got you some Oh look at that, man, real, look
at at.

Speaker 1 (01:56:48):
Look at that man.

Speaker 2 (01:56:50):
Black people black black. Yeah, man, y'all got goodies in here. Man,
appreciate your brother. We got your quarters up.

Speaker 1 (01:57:01):
Look at that. Yeah, you're a grown ass man. This
ain't my side, but I'm a rocket dough. We'll get you.
This is another nigga hoodie right here. But it's nice.
It's dope. We figured said black. They probably gave it
to you, so when you watch it fit.

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
Now, we'll give you the sad. The nigga tried to judge.
He didn't know you. He just looked at the picture
and he tried to add ball it. Yeah, yeah, he definitely.
He gave me an extrall.

Speaker 1 (01:57:23):
We got you some hoop shorts too. You might go
to a pool quarter so people jail. Thank y'all, man,
this is all right. Yeah yeah, niggas got all kind
of merchs, all kinds of ship. God damn loats man,
I'm proud of you. Well yeah, man, let him know
where they can follow you. At what you got coming in?

Speaker 2 (01:57:41):
Malik S Comedy m A l i K S Comedy
on Everything, Instagram, U X whatever it's called now, Facebook,
j Date Farmer's only nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
Christian Minga, I'm on everything you on, Christian Man, I
ain't on them.

Speaker 2 (01:57:56):
I thought you booked around got fire, You're still on
plenty of fish.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
I'm on all that.

Speaker 2 (01:58:03):
Malik As Comedy Man. Watch the special Laughing Voodo on
YouTube right now, on at least the page.

Speaker 1 (01:58:08):
That's what's up on, got damn lows? What's your man?

Speaker 2 (01:58:12):
Let him know where you're at. Hey, Comedian Justin white
Head on everything, Justin R. White Head on Facebook. Yeah,
you better get on here and promote yourself because, like
I said, we got eight hundred and sixty million.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
Yeah, my special Channel eighty five also, was it incredulous?

Speaker 2 (01:58:28):
If you don't know what that means, look it up.
Ain't got time you supposed to? All right, Okay, we're cool.
I told you eight hundred six million, eight hundred that's crazy,
dage more time. Yeah, that's fire, bro j O n
about eight hundred and sixty million. You know, niggas said

(01:58:50):
thirty six words total on all of you can't be
had a microphone the.

Speaker 1 (01:58:56):
Whole He like just like me, He like what you
call R. Simmons think y'all for coming out and no
bless you good night. But in trade places, hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:59:07):
Well, folks, there you have it. What is too high
of a body count? What's too low? Life is all
about the highest and the lows. So don't get too high,
and don't get too low.

Speaker 1 (01:59:23):
Sign the medium, get right in the middle. You see
how it all go back to a little piece of middle.
Don't let that go over your head like a condom.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
Good Night, God, damn it, we're fucking out of here
in five four three two one.

Speaker 1 (01:59:47):
Hey, God got great fucking work carrying this whole goddamn
thing here

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