3119: Blacky Smurf

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
To the Black Guy Who Tips podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I listen because Rotten Karen are hot.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
A freak freak y'all. Hey, welcome to another episode of
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(00:28):
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Won't wear it another all right, I don't know where

(00:49):
to start, Karen, you have any banter? All right? Do
you have any do you have any talk to me?
Do you have any banter? Banter? Banter? Banter banter? Do

(01:10):
you have any banter?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Talk to me?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Do you have any banter? Banter? All right? Karen, shoot
us up with some of that good old banter.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, uh we uh I kind of This is just me,
I kind of made a tradition. I like, uh, going
to the night's games last year was my first time
I had ever went to like a baseball game, like
just period.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Charlotte Knights Triple A baseball not for those of y'all
that don't.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Know, you're not not professional. And so I really enjoyed
going with us and your parents. So I so I said,
I wanted to keep that tradition up and go like
a few times a year because you know, summertime and
stuff like that. So, uh, we had went to the
baseball game on Friday. We had a great time. My

(02:06):
thing is the well, we've got some hot dogs, and
I did not know. Normally, when you say I want
everything on it, it's reasonable, but apparently I did not
know everything on it meant macaroni and cheese because I
looked at that man, like, the fuck you put macaroni

(02:27):
cheese on this goddamn hoped dog for that?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Don't make no sense?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Who does that?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Why is not an option? This is a one your fault.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
I should have paid attention. I don't know why you
do this. I don't know how long you think you're
gonna get away with this. In life. I don't know
why you want change for the better, but your refusal
to look at the damn menu when the menu is
in front of you, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I they y'all,

(02:57):
it's so bad. I there's a picture on my Instagram.
I'm gonna show y'all a picture on my Instagram because
y'all like it's so obvious. There's no there's no read,
there's no excuse. And I know where y'all love caring,
but there's little I have to live with her. There's
no excuse for the ship that I'm talking about. I'm
gonna show y'all a picture of what the hot dogs

(03:20):
look like when you walk up to the hot dogs.
So technically, when you see this picture on y'all understand
something you don't actually have to have. You don't actually
have to have look at the menu. You don't actually
have to read the words. Okay, So I'm gonna show
y'all this picture. This is this is what they have

(03:41):
sitting where you order your hot dog. There right, there
are three of them in front of you. They sell
three types of hot dogs. They got the Chicago dog
on the right, in the middle they have the Carolina
dog and actually have four. There's one cover by paper
from this angle, but there's also just a hot dog
with relish mustard and all that, and then there's a
fucking macari cheese dog.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
So these are the topics they have in the tomatoes, relish, pickles, onions,
slow chili mustard, catch all kinds of shit, right, macro
and macaron cheese. Karen just goes up and goes give
me one with everything I didn't even normally. I try
to help out and be like, Karen, can you tell

(04:25):
them what you actually want on here? Because they got
macaron cheese? But no, I said, fuck it. If she
get a macaroni and cheese monstosity, then that's just what
she gets. I'm tired of saving her.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
On her today, the man said macaron cheese. I'm nicked
at him like you it's crazy, looked at me like
you wasn't paid any attention woman.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
No, I am tired of saving her. It's not you
can't always be my fault. No, I don't blame you.
Gotta have some person. No, it's the people in the
damn chat Mary trying to be like it's on you rod, No,
you don't live here. It's getting it's getting out of control. Oh,
I'm tired of looking up and it's like, oh, man,
I guess Karen's not gonna realize that she just ordered

(05:07):
uh honey on top of steak. But I guess she's
just gonna get it and be surprised, like that's crazy.
And she figured it out on her own. She didn't
end up with macaron cheese on her hot dog, but
I and it's and it's crazy because she can't always
be with me, y'all. She gotta go out and do

(05:30):
ship by herself sometimes with friends, and the people that
aren't me reading the menu is like, it's basic, bare
bone stuff. It could grieve.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
She gotta be her own person. Well, I didn't get
macaron in cheese because that sounds goddamn disgusting on a
hot dog. Who makes that an option?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
People that's not paying attention. They clearly want special hot dogs.
We've been there before, we've had that we have at
the Carolina Dog from that exact stand, yes, of course
we get it all the time, we go there every time.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But I didn't know it was that that exact stand.
My bad, But you could read the pic that they
had the hot dogs in front of you. Yes, but
when I went up, I went straight up. I didn't
look to the side to see the goddamn hot dog,
so I did not know. I understand this is my fault.
But when I went I just went straight forward. I
didn't look to the side to see the to see

(06:27):
the smothering them hot dogs they had there. So I
would take full flashes poxibility for that. But who the
fuck makes that goddamn option? Who makes that an option?

Speaker 1 (06:39):
No matter how much yell or get angry, you are
not gonna trick me into thinking that you are right
on this because because you man, they had pictures hot
dogs in your face. You can't. You can't. I didn't
even look at what I was doing. I just walked up.

(07:00):
You wouldn't do that with something else. By the way,
the way she carefully picked out her beer was is insane.
She was like, oh the hops pills and oh I
p a.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
She can read all that, Yes, I can't.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You do all the types of the beers up in there.
Oh Rod, what did you get? Okay, let me get
a sip of that.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Now.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
She can't see pictures, y'all not gonna treat my wife
that she's stupid. It's a one hundred percent mind fault.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm not running away for a personal responsibility.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
At the NBA games, they give out T shirts, yes,
and they throw them in the crowd. Of the baseball games,
they give out baseballs, yes, But you know what I noticed.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
What's that they have no.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Baseball cannons because they shoot T shirts out the cannon
to get to the upper stands. But they didn't shoot
no baseballs out of the cannon. Why do you think
that is?

Speaker 2 (07:57):
I know they'll knock somebody out.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, all right, So you think it's a safety thing,
I really do.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think they They would probably rather just just toss
them up in the air, and you.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
They must have people go up there and toss them
like from close. Yeah, they do, because baseballs are hard
and dangerous. Yes they are. Like that's one thing about
the baseball game. You get people be on their phones,
but it lost you in the false sense of comfort,
and then the next thing you know, everybody's looking in
the air like woo. It's like, is this shit gonna

(08:30):
fall on me?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yes, I don't like that feeling.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
So you like literally have to pay attention because I do.
I saw people that I was like, now, these balls
come flying that, well, so you ain't paying attention to
get popped up side of here. In fact, my next
one was I saw the lady get hit by baseball.
But I think somebody hit like a file ball or something,
and it went over the fence and everybody like seeing
it coming. But the lady wasn't paying no attention. And

(08:56):
I ain't be the lamb better. But it hit it
in the back and I can't say, and then it
hit the ground and started rolling.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Then everybody started looking for I was like, yeah, they
had to give her ice on her back and stuff
I saw because she was pretty I guess pretty sore
from that. Yeah. I was like, oh, I know they
had to hurt probably left of mark too. Yeah, but
imagine if that was a baseball canon, at least you
would know to be expecting it. Yes, they'd be like,
who wants on baseball? You see people go down? Thank

(09:26):
you look like uh, it was like American Gladiator and
that tennis ball game he used to have.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
The Pacers lost the Game seven of the NBA Finals
last night because, well not because, but partially their best
player got hurt Tyrese Halliburton, yep, And uh, it was sad.
You know. I hated to see that it took. It
was a real damper on the game because he was
playing with a hurt calf and then he tore his
achilles and it was obvious what happened when you saw it,

(09:56):
and it's becoming a common injury, the achilles h And
it reminded everybody of Kevin Durant doing the same thing
in the finals for Golden States. It was a real downer, yep.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
And it's almost like the same scenario because maybe it's
just me. If Kevin Durant hadn't got hurt, the Words
would have won that series.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, And so my thing is this, It was sad
and you hate to see it, but I still think
the Pacers coach let them down, and I think they
still could have won Game seven. And it was his
fault because they had this little dude out there named
TJ McConnell, this little white dude, and he be bawling,

(10:35):
hitting these little fadeaway jumpers and getting steals and just
running all over the place like a Tasmanian devil. And
he tried to will him to a win by himself,
but he just couldn't. But I think the coach would
have called the time out and told him to start
whispering the N word in the other player's ears. Oh no, yes,
I think if they because he's the white guy. And

(10:56):
I think if he could have just maybe got in
the heads of blacks on the other teams, like not
loud enough for the camera to pick it up or
loud enough for the you know, the TV or someth
but just like whispering SGA's ear, you know, like and
then just you know, just see if he see if
it make him miss a shot. And then when some

(11:17):
of them might swing on him, and I don't even
know there'd be a black dude on the team. I
think Chad Holmgren would with him, would swing on him first,
but like Lou Dort, you know, he's Germany, he might not.
It might not hurt him. You might have to translate
it the Dawson nigga or something. But as far as
the other blacks on the team, I think you should
do something like SGA's from Canada. So it might not
work on him, but Jalen Williams, he looked like he

(11:39):
would get offended. You know, it's some of them guys
on there that might, you know, be willing to crash out.
And then you just got to say, I don't know
what he's talking about. You know. It worked for that
dude in the NFL, Mason Rudolph, so that I don't know,
maybe they didn't want it bad enough, but if that
was my only chance, I would have had to take
it back. You can.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
The next thing I have. At the same game, we
seen fireworks and they were beautiful and they went on
for like four five minutes, maybe maybe six minutes somewhe
running there. They were really loud, but it was so
pretty to sit down and watch the game. And I've
seen fireworks like up close and stuff, but nothing like this. Normally,

(12:23):
when I go see like any form of professional fireworks
like that, I'm normally like a far far, far far
far off. But with the game, they kind of did
it like in the field, so you kind of got
like to actually see an experience, and it was a
really cool experience. It was so pretty. I had I
really had a great time with y'all.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Uh Zutopia is coming out with a sequel, and I
was very disappointed because I saw the trailer. The trailer
doesn't show you much, and I loved Utopia one, so
I was happy it was getting up getting the sequels great.
But I was actually a little bit disappointed at the
end of the trailer when they showed the name was
z Utopia two. Why not Utopia? Why not Zootopia? Like,

(13:06):
if you're doing a sequel, this is the same problem
I have with the Now You See Me franchise, or
it's like, Now You See Me, that's movie one. Why
isn't the sequel Now to See Me? Why isn't the
third one because they just came announced the third one?
Why isn't Now You Three Me? What is going on
with Hollywood? I need you guys to get your shit together,

(13:28):
get more creative in the writer's room. Take some chances.
These movies are failing at the box office. I'm trying
to save you, trying to save them. Uh more from Karen.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
My last one is calling And it's probably something that
I said before, and I will coue continue to say
this movies at the game on Friday night. I actually
really appreciate spending time with love ones and family and
friends and just doing something chill. It don't even have
to be nothing expensive or anything like that, but just

(14:01):
join somebody's company that you really like, love and enjoy,
particularly as you get older. You know, the minutes, the
seconds they ticked myself fast that, you know, sometimes just
to be like, hey, everybody, cleanch schedule, let's do something,
even if it ain't for a long period of time.
It just it just means something special to me. I
can't explain it, but it just really does mean something
special to me when we're all able to get together

(14:22):
like that.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, I enjoyed our time too. Uh, and it was
hot as hell outside. So you know, if you can
enjoy ninety degree weather for three four hours, then you
know you had to. You know, you enjoying your good
in good company. Right, Let's see what else is I say?
I don't even know how to put that random thought
in there or that banter. Ye had a good time,

(14:45):
all right?

Speaker 3 (14:45):
There we go?

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Was Gargamel's ultimate goal to steal all the smurf bergs?
Or was this nigga trying to actually eat the Smurfs?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
What did y'all do?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Both? I don't I feel like he had three or
four motivations. I feel like he was trying to eat them.
He wanted his cat to not eat them then so
he could eat them, but then he was also trying
to destroy him. But then I also kind of vaguely
remember he was trying to use them to make money

(15:16):
or gold or some ship. Like like, what was this
Nigga's problem? Or is this smurfs?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Like?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Is he like the Native Americans? Like I use every
part of the smurf. I eat them, then I soaked
the bones, and I make a broth, and then I
use that ship. I could turn iron into gold. I
don't know how that one works. I feed it's cat food,
it's people food. It's just it's the most versatile food
on the planet is smurfs, just like it had had.

(15:47):
He never had uh Bojangles or Popeye. It was nothing
else close to the forest. Because garga male own a car? No, Like,
what what's Gargamele? I need to know? I really I
normally gonna say this, but I actually would like the
live action or cartoon Gargamele Villing origin story, because what

(16:10):
the fuck.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
It's no way. I don't think we ever got one.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Garglemele definitely wasn't getting no hose a child. I know
I know on first days he was talking about smurfs
and shit, and they was like, come on, man, what
is this?

Speaker 2 (16:23):
He's like, homes don't be in the forest.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Like when he go to the Applebee's and she's like, oh,
I think I'm gonna get the Southwest Chicken Salard. He's like, oh,
too bad. They don't got no smurfs. You know what
to be real? What a sect this martinio So Smurfs?
No girl, he was on smurf your ass, smurf berries
on this our smurfs berries drugs or smurfs drugs?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Like is it a cold world for getting high?

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Let me know the way this man centered his life
on these motherfuckers Smurfs, didn't he though? Like he was
a smurf head. He was selling vc rs and shit
for him and so and Dix. Probably I don't know
what all Gargamele was into, but this man he was on,
what about these motherfucking smurfs?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Man like crank cocaine?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh my god, he knew which smurts was witch. Yes, well,
you go fishing, you know what type of fish you
might catch, but you don't know the fish. You don't
be like, oh shit, Papa Fish got your ass. I
knew you. I knew you was gonna fuck up one day.
Oh fish it You know this man was different, right,

(17:31):
he was built one hundred percent different. Anyway, it's probably
anti Semitic. Whatever it was to give me, they got
certain vibes to it. You know, back in the day
to get away with more on a cartoon.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, back in the eighties.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, they probably erased a lot of that stuff by
the time, you know, the kids see it now.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
They edited it down.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
And that's why when the Smurf, when the Smurf trailer
for the New Smurf movie came on the theater, I
noticed they was missing the cover Smurf. They didn't have
black and Smurf.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
They didn't have LGBTQ Smurf.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
They would have that one. No, they don't have the
old offensive ones. They didn't have the eight oriental Smurf.
That was a bad one. I'm not even gonna do
my impression in him. But blackye Smurf used to be like,
suck my Smurf, mother Smurf rolls, and I was like, no, see, no,
that doesn't feel right. No, you a Gian smurf, mother
smurfro And I was like, Wow, why is he talking
like that? No, Sir Smurf, Damn Smurf Fat. What that

(18:35):
Smurf do? I was like, Wow, these guys out of
pocket Black and Smurf. You gotta they gotta take you
out of the new shows.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
It's up in a Smurf Cadillac.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yeah. Yeah, he had Smurf holes. It was crazy. You
don't think smurffat the only one.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
I don't think she was.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I felt like Smurfat was the white one. She had
blond hair, so you know he might have been. He
might have been.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
And you think they kicked the other ones out after
tribe at the group.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I think he might have been in the palls. Man,
you know what sucks about I mean a lot of stuff,
A lot of stuff sucks about it, But what really
sucks about car Okay, okay, not what really sucks? Go
down like seven levels for what I'm talking about. What

(19:26):
sucks about Kanye but not really really sucks but hurts
me the most. This motherfucker robbed us a father. Stretch
my hand. Highlights for NBA games that used to be
the shit.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
The songs.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, well they would show like so it would be
slow motion and it's like Steph Curry crosses a guy up,
steps back, shoots the three and they got that choir singing,
you know it's perfect, And then like right when the
bucket goes in, the beat drops and like oh boom
if you Metro, don't touch you, Maama shoot you beat

(20:01):
him in morning?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Hey, yes, sir, that used to beat the shit.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh my god, there used to be the ship. And
I didn't even realize I had missed it so much
until Halliburton got her steal in game six, like spun
on the fucking sideline and shit. Then he threw a
no look, passed to Pascal Siaka, who dunked on Jalen
Williams chest to chest and they had it to some

(20:28):
to some orchestra music. I said, what is this? I
want to hear this? Shiit the Bethoven?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You need that.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Father stretched my hands and I was like, oh but
you can't, right do father stretch my hands? This man's
a Nazi.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
I'm with you. Like for me, that's what I'm all
hurt about, because a lot of his music and the
beats and shit would be like perfect for like sporting
events and things like that, or and even like soundtracks
at night now, people just like, I'm pretty sure it
still comes up. People like we can't play it, we
can't play it. They have to do alternate music, and

(21:04):
it just don't hit the same.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
It don't. Man. They tried to, but it just chat.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't want no strings and violins. I heard no
wood wind section as somebody who used to play a
clarinet don't want it right now.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
That hurt me so bad when I hit when I
open because I eat Pavlovian, I saw the slow motion
highlight video on my phone. I went, oh, let me
open this, expecting to hear that motherfucking Ooh if y'n't
met you or don't trust you off in morning, you

(21:36):
know what I'm saying? That my money. I was like,
oh no, no, this ship was like I was like,
the funk out of here, Get out of here, conductor, Kanye,
we don't want you. Only thing on boycottness apparently target
R Kelly, and I guess. I mean, I'm not boycotting it,

(21:57):
but I'm not getting to get my tiel like my
highlight to father stretch my hands. That's terrible. What else
are I gonna say? I think the people who made
Resident evil drastically overestimated how many people would rush the
right diary entries to document the swift de client into
zombies at the being beaten everybody.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't care how many of them games you play.
It's like a fucking die tribe. It's like and it
goes by the days, and.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You don't find them all at once.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
You findal over the.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Course of thirty hours, and it be clues in there
and shit like, why wouldn't you just write it? Plane, Yes,
my locker code is one one seven two. Don't you
a zombie? Now you die? You can't take it with you,
the stuff in your locker. I might need that to live.
And they'd be like, I remember putting my locker code
after my favorite comedian's second best chess move, and also

(22:53):
the birthday of Robert E. Lee. You know, I'm just like,
what do I have to google that to know how
to open the locker combination? Let me just go find
an online. God, I don't have time. And it's bad too,
because when they be writing like my daughter was sick
in the morning and we took her out of school.
She turned green. Uh nine am entry ten am gave

(23:18):
us some tea and some medicine. Nothing seems to be working.
Eleven am. Oh, she's throwing up all over the place
involving it, and her mouth is bleeding blood. Her eyes
are red, and she keeps saying brains for some reason.
Going noon, going in to check on my daughter, just

(23:41):
to see what's happening. Two Oh, my god, I'm bleeding
from the neck. She bit me. Now I'm starting to
feel it. I'm turning to a fever. I think she
ran out of the house. Four pm. I'll just try
some robtesting doesn't seem to be taken. And also, brains

(24:01):
seemed delicious to me. I would love some brains right now.
I wish there was a DoorDash for brains. Six pm. Yes,
six pm, chalk door dash, no brains, but they did
send a driver over eate some of his brains. Seven pm. Brains.

(24:22):
Nine pm. Delicious brains. That's how their adrenal injurant being.
You been like, God, damn your whole life story. Yeah,
that's not that won't work, that's not how. That's not
how people act.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
People won't write down ship now right, They won't write
down nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
People won't do a whill. You think they're gonna spend
the last hours of their life writing down messages for
a stranger to fine hopefully years later if they can
come through the zombie area just so they can open
up their bunk bed. Like that's crazy. Speaking of a
couple more things go ahead. Speaking of delivery, there was

(25:00):
a thing, a tweet on Twitter that went viral and
it was like, I used to something about how I
realized that cooking wasted was just cost you about the
same as going out, and yeah, it says cooking. This
is from Diana Lokata. She got a blue check, so

(25:24):
I don't know, maybe she paid musk whatever. Cooking your
own meals is really the best way to de vote
fifty hours of your life every month to save fifty dollars.
And it was going viral and people were like going
back and forth arguing, you know, one way to other,
you know what was better? Whatever?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Personally, I think there's a lot of benefits to cooking
that aren't just about time.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
And money money, right, yeah, cause depend on what you cooking.
It could be very very specif just for the ingredients
to prepare. It depend on what you're making.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, And also to me, it's like a therapeutic thing.
It's an accomplishment thing. I started cooking more, especially during
the pandemic, but I was cooking before that. But when
I started working from home, I was like, you know,
why not cook more? And it's something sort of accomplishment
and you're learning the skill and all that stuff too.

(26:17):
But the thing I was gonna say is the the
money that you saved and the time that you spend.
I think depending on how you decide to spend it,
just it's all costs the same in its own way.
Meaning there's been times where we do a late show

(26:40):
and I'm like, let me just DoorDash something at the
end of the show so we can just have something
in there to eat when the show is over. But
you know what I realized is that most of the time,
by the time it's delivered and all that stuff, I
literally could have cooked. Yeah, and there's been times when
it's like a time where I'm like, let me just
go out to a restaurant, grab something, even if it's

(27:01):
just pick up and bring it back. By the time
I spend the time in the car and bring it back,
it literally is like I could have made this meal,
never left my house, been sitting on the couch. Now,
I go out to eat a lot of times for
the experience, not necessarily like for the labor of it,
like thank you for doing this labor for me, although
we do tip. Well, it's more like I wanted to

(27:24):
have this experience. I wanted to eat this food today,
less of a just I don't feel like cooking. It happens,
but not that often. So I just thought it was
interesting how it's just a matter of framing, Like they're
not wrong in that if you cook every meal, it's
not gonna save you worlds of money, especially in this
economy with the inflation. But at the same time, you know,

(27:47):
unless you want to like cook very simply like you
can save you can shit black mamas. No, you can
make spaghetti that last four days, like you can find
a way to be less expensive. But if you want
to have like a lot of variety and different taste
and high quality food, yeah, you are basically spending almost

(28:08):
restaurant prices, but you do the labor and it and
make it at home. But y'all just thought it was
an interesting back and forth that people had.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Yeah, and a lot of this is just like that thoughts,
because It's one of those things where a lot of
this is individuality because you have people with larger famis,
you have people with smaller family you have people that
are single.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, and that was about like single people really, but yeah,
it's just interesting because it's just sometimes a lot of
stuff comes down to how do you value your time?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yes? Yes, and for some people it varies. And even
the people like the Hello Fresh and Blue Raping and
all those people, even they've got to the point now
where you could get those meals a pre made basically
where it basically comes in, you throw it in the microwave,
heated up, and you can eat. For people that goes, well,
I want a cooked meal, I don't want to cook it,

(29:00):
but I want something here. This quicker than you know,
didn't going out to eat because it's quicker to throw
something in the microwave, reheat something that's kind of already
prepared then to have to do that. But like I said,
it just varies on whatever your needs are.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I had to get a duplicate car key made today
because we had the one key from the dealership when
we bought our car used, but we needed a backup
key for Karen have so I called the locksmith because
that was the first thing that came up, was like, hey,
we can make duplicate keys for your car. I said, okay, cool.
So I thought, yeah, I'll do that and I called

(29:35):
them on the phone and they were like yeah, so
and so you know, locksmith. I'm like, this is what
I need, this is my car type. And they're like, yeah,
we can do that, I said, and they're like, it's
a thirty dollars fee for them coming out. I said, okay,
no problem. And it's like that's you know, in case
they don't do any work, it's still thirty dollars, and
I said, and then he was about to hang up.

(29:55):
I said, wait a minute. You didn't say how much
it would cost. I said, what is the price range?
What am I looking at? And it didn't click at
the moment, but that's an important detail come back to.
And he's like, oh, between what kind of car was?
I told him. He's like, okay, should be between like
this much and like one hundred and fifty dollars or something.

(30:16):
And I'm like, okay, cool, because when I bought the car,
they were saying that these things could be four hundred,
five hundred dollars. And they were also saying that, like,
the dealership charges a different rate. And we did get
a type of insurance that will reimburse you a certain
amount for getting the key replace because it comes with
this like roadside assistance or whatever. And I'm like, okay, cool,

(30:38):
let's uh let me do that, you know, blah blah blah.
So I but the guy warned us at the time.
He was like, don't tell him. You want like a
duplicate key, Say you lost your key, have them come
out and make a new key, and then the insurance
will cover the chass which I'm not gonna lie. I
did not do it. I fucked up. I was like, no,

(31:00):
I want to do look a key for my wife.
So I don't know if this insurance will cover the
four hundred dollars. They say they will cover four hundred dollars, okay.
Person on phone told me about one hundred and sixty.
I'm like, okay, so I guess it's gonna cover the
whole cost and keep that feels low. But okay, it
feels low. Guy gets out here twenty thirty minutes later.

(31:20):
Nice guy, love the decals on the car. You know
it's hot. As hell, and I'm worried about, you know,
the money I gotta pay for this car key thing,
and he's he just stops and goes Kakashi cause I
have Kokashi sin Say on the car, and I'm like
what He's like, Kakashi And I was like, like, what
the fuck do Kokashi got to do with fix on

(31:41):
my car? And I'm like, oh, yes, And then we
talked about now to a little bit. He's like, I'm
a side skate guy. I was like, all right, cool,
friendly guy, friendly enough. I show him what I need.
He's like, okay, this is the car. Let me plug
up this thing. And if it's after market, it's gonna
be four hund undred dollars. I'm like, they said one
sixty on the phone. Okay, well for this type of car,

(32:04):
it is this much. And if I have to go
get an actual Nissan car fob, it's two hundred more dollars.
And now you're talking about six hundred dollars. I'm like,
oh my god. Like a month ago, when we got
this car, two months ago, they weren't saying the car
KEYP replacement was gonna be that expensive. But I'm like, okay,
well let me know. I'm like, you need time to

(32:25):
do this? Like yeah, So I go inside. He calls me.
He's like, hey, can you come outside. I come outside.
He's like, got some bad news. I can't make you.
Gotta go to the dealership. I'm like okay. He was like,
so that's thirty I was like, not even for the
extra like wait for the Nissan part or whatever. He's like, no,

(32:47):
the only the dealership can do it. I'm like, okay,
so it's thirty dollars. Bam, I'm paying him to thirty dollars.
And then something clicked while I was like, wait a minute,
the world not that complicated. This nigga and this company
definitely had to know they could not do this before
they got here, before they sit down. It's like, it's Google,

(33:08):
just can we do I'm not the first motherfucker to
call him about this type of car. They just basically
it's just a way to get thirty minutes of work,
you know what I mean, probably just sat in the
car and didn't do shit, Like cause I told you
what it was over the phone, right, You've seen it
was what it was when you got there. Okay. Cool.
Maybe they are more complicated inside than not maybe you know,

(33:30):
you gotta really hook up the thing and see, but
like even when you hooked up the computer, it should
have told you like, hey, immediately, this motherfucker got to
go to the dealership one right. So he ended up
not doing that work. I ended up taking the car
to the dealership and paying uh what over the phone.
That guy was like, oh no. When I walked in,
I was like, I need a replacement key, blah blah.

(33:51):
He's like, okay, yeah, it's gonna be like I want
to say, he said for sixty or something or five
some some some big he it was like five sixty
or something. It was like a huge amount. And I
was like whoa, because I'm you know, that insurance Reniversity
of four Hunting and I'm like, shit, this is this
is not even gonna cover the whole thing. And he
was like okay, and so I'm like but at this point,

(34:14):
you know, I want we gotta have it, so fuck it?
What does it Unless he said that I'm not literally
can't afford it. I'm like, I guess I'm just getting
fucked howver much this is. So then he goes like
I go get it work. He's like call him back
blah blah blah. He calls me back at the end
because he's like, we might not have the parts, blah
blah blah. Uh, there's a recalling they did that. You know,

(34:37):
I got my battery replace because the battery was low whatever,
you know, because I'd rather have the battery full and
under warranty than a battery that. I'm like, I hope
this shit don't don't not crank up one day, right anyway,
So this motherfucker was like, hey, I know I said
for sixty nine or whatever, it's actually closer to like

(35:00):
six hundred dollars or something like that.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
And I'm like what.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
He's like, Yeah, I had my bad blah blah blah.
And then when I was going to pay for it,
he's like, man, you know, with the current state of
the world, a lot of our prices have had to
go up on things.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
And I'm like, the fucking terrorff yes, the tariffs, thee
because fucking terror, Yes, because all that shit. You know,
because most people have foreign cars, like most here in America,
most cars are foreign, so that means the cost of
labor is going to go up, and the cost of
the parts. I guarantee you that first rate he gave
you was probably what they normally charged. And yes, the

(35:39):
tariffs is fucking everything up.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Ah, So yeah that happened.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
That makes sense. Yeah, because when you said it, I
thought terrors. I mean it was like because it didn't
dawn on me, but I was like.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah, terriffs, okay, and then you know, let's talk about
a couple more things. This is more of a serious one,
not much funny about it. But so that was a
guy I think we talked about last week who shot
and killed like some politicians, and then like two Democrat politicians.

(36:13):
He shot, he shot and killed the woman and her husband.
Then he went to another house and shot and tried
to kill but didn't kill a woman and her husband.
And I guess or he's the politicians, she's the wife.
And it seems like their daughter was in there. She
barely escaped and all this stuff, and he had lined
them up execution style. It was. It sounded very heroing,

(36:35):
and the news has not been covering any of these
details and shit, which is crazy considering this is a
political assassination essentially, like or assassination over politics. And I
mean when it was Donald Trump, I mean, he wrote
that shit for months, for a couple of months at least,
and it's just weird that this is not and it's

(36:57):
not it doesn't it doesn't seem very outraged to people. Uh,
we won't see any legislation pass. You won't even re
see Republicans gift sympathy. They've already started lying on social
media about you know, oh, the guy who did it
is actually a left Marxist da da da da like,
because we just exist in two different worlds where you
can lie and in one world and people will glimb

(37:18):
onto the lie because they're just like, I want to
believe this more than I want to believe that my
politics are the politics of violence and and and court
these people and make people excited about this, you know.
But even while thinking that that response is quite cowardly,
that they are almost sweeping it under the rug or

(37:40):
pretending it didn't happen, or just not talking about it, right,
it's saddened me to say, man. But and maybe you know,
I'm glad we're in a safe space of this podcast
and it's probably be a bit controversial to a lot
of people, but I thought they handled this shit better
in a lot of ways. And maybe or it could
be my our rhythm. It could be I'm not seeing it.

(38:01):
That could be let's just leave that out there, because
that's a big asterisk. I could just not be seeing
the detestable things they could be saying about this agreed.
That's totally possible, feel because I don't even hang out
no section of the internet. So matter of fact, let's
assume they are. Let's assume they are saying abhorrent, horrible
things about that man who murdered those people and saying
like they support him and he's their hero. I this

(38:26):
reminded me of why I did not get excited about
the Luigi thing when that dude shot to see agreed
of United health Care. And I know now the thing is,
and I said it on the show many times. I
mean it to this day. I won't step on people
who said fuck that person, and they making jokes and
it's funny to them if that's your if that's what

(38:47):
you get your rock soft, I ain't knocking in. I'm
not even fucking judging it. We live in a fucked
up world and I know I have gallos humor and
shit too, and I'm not even saying there's nothing ironic
or funny about it, But I couldn't in good conscience,
I could not act like that was something deeper than
what it was, because I know what his manifesto said.

(39:09):
But honestly, just because you agree with the manifesto doesn't
make it right. The same thing for Charles Dorner. Just
because you agree with that man's manifesto does not mean
that to me. It does not mean to me that
that becomes a righteous thing that he did. The commonality

(39:29):
in America with all these crimes is mostly almost completely
men with guns. And we keep looking for individual motivations,
and we keep looking for ideals to like laud or
to detest, and we keep trying to look for like

(39:50):
individual mental illness and all these other things. But there
should not be this many fucking guns just in our society.
And if the cost of that is we don't get
a Luigi, I'll accept that, because we shouldn't have so
many of these other crimes, not just this political shit
with this guy, but like people killing their wives, people

(40:13):
killing themselves, people's kids finding them and them being hurt.
You know, I just don't understand why our gun culture
is out of control and why we're the only nation
on the planet where this happens and we've accepted it,
and it's just happenstance. It is our acceptance of it
that is killing everybody. And when I say our acceptance,

(40:35):
it's not every American, it's not everybody. It's not even
a majority of Americans, right, it is a small minority
of Americans, and many of them are just like, I
want to have guns. And even though I would never
do the things that I'm seeing people do, I want
to have guns because those people have guns. And also

(40:55):
because it's my right, damn it. And it's sad because
they're greed is sabotaging all of us. There are so
many children that should be alive today. Yep, if we
could just get a handle on this gun shit. But
the anger and the irrational like fear and victimhood that
these gun nuts have where they come in from my
guns and they bow the bullets and they bow the guns,

(41:17):
and some small percentage of Americans own all the guns. Yep.
It's just we're in a fucked up place. And one
of the reasons that I don't really go up for
all the like let's get violent, violent revolution shit is
because at the end of the day, there's way less
Luigi Mangioni's or whatever his name was, there's way less
of them. We'll remember that dude for the rest of

(41:40):
our lives because there's not enough of them. But there's
a lot of these rolled up on a politician and
shoot Gabby Gibberts type people. There's a lot of these,
like just shoot up a fucking Kroger because black people
shop there. There's a lot of shoot up a church people.
There's a lot of shoot up of synagogue people. There's
a lot more of them then there are any of

(42:01):
these righteous supposed leftists, violent people that you know, are
we get labeled violent at marches and shit that aren't violent,
you know what I mean, Like like we're not the
people that are courting the violence or even using it
to get ahead, and there's not enough of us to
do it if we did want it to and there's
not enough support if they if people started doing that,

(42:23):
if motherfuckers just started bucking people in the name of
like whatever the left is, a lot of people on
the left would just own the shit out of them.
People they don't believe, they think they want to go
low and be nasty and that they don't have temperare
for it.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
They don't. That's why I tell people to stop line
stop line stop line.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
So yeah, it's just I don't know. Man, it felt
a way for me watching this shit happen where it's like, man,
I that dude to some people, is that Luigi? To
like nut Christians that are like, you know, a baby

(43:01):
started that conception. You know, if you go on a
day and hold hands, that's your motherfucking baby. That they
that person because he had religious ship in his things,
like those type of people. I'm sure they do. I
don't know. I find something about it is just it's weird.
And I'm not saying it's the exact same, but it's
same enough. It's same enough for me to be like, okay,

(43:24):
but anyway, that's not funny to talk about. But it
was just something I'll think about. What that dude? But yeah,
all right, anything else I want to say? No, I
think that's it. Guys, uh do some it feels weird
to try to do news after that segment, but we'll

(43:45):
think of something or maybe we do something. Just go
to strike the segments and we haven't done news so
long now, all you know, get you a little bit
of news to.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
You until the number of years ago when she happened
to turn black, and now she wants to be known.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
People have got to know whether or not their presidentship crook.
But I'm not a crook. I learned everything I've got.
I'm saying in Tennessee, I know what she fetched pub
in King Street, but just fooling me. Shame on, shame on,
shame on, Shame on you, shame shame. We can't get
fool again. Tell you what I don't know about you,

(44:25):
But I'm going to go to bed. Yeah, so they uh,
Trump bombed Iran nuclear sites and Israel's been fucking bombing
Iran and now it's getting fucking like super crazy over there.
And then he announced as cease fire. It's been all

(44:46):
kinds of chaos, I meaning, like JD. Vance was saying,
he wasn't briefed on it, and none of us knew
when Trump was gonna do what he did until he
did it. I saw people being like, why didn't they
speak up? And I'm like, they prostituted themselves just so
they would have no credibility in a moment like this. Anyway,
they can't tell that man, no, no, And then more

(45:09):
details came out like they were high fiving on social media.
Peter Hagg said, from them when y'all thought he was
gonna get fired, and I never got excited about that. Uh,
but they're you know, people are like, oh, man, we
got we got a bomb off without leaking it from
the signal chat. Nobody hacked the WhatsApp on this one.

(45:29):
But they also came out and said Trump like told
them that he was bombing those places before he was
live tweeting the fucking bomb the bombers flying like sending
over these b whatever's uh these bombs and oh they
just landed, you know, like, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
What was some competent ship that's that's doing. And it
was like Fox News was covering the bombings from Israel
to other places, to Palestine and Iran, and they were
giving it so much props. And you know, he watches
Fox News constantly, Trump does, and they were like he
wanted to do the bombing so that they would talk
about him being responsible for it and get some credits.

(46:10):
Just it was it's just a bad bad in a
bad way. But now they've announced it's gonna be a
ceasefire because he told now that he got his bombs off,
he's like I told Irene and I told Israel they
need to have a ceasefire, and they're saying Irene is
confirmed it'll be a ceasefire and all this other shit.

(46:31):
So and who knows because these you know, we've done
it before under Trump, and I don't know if we've
done it at about him, but they've definitely done the
call the people and tell them we're about to blow
this motherfucking shit up, and then that gives him enough
time to movie shit that you claim he was gonna
blow up. So now the weapons grade whatever is somewhere else,

(46:52):
like didn't didn't even wasn't even a problem. They was
gone because you gave my heads up because you don't
really want to start a war, but you walked them
of starting some shit. I didn't hear how many people
died or anything like that in it. Iran was sending
shit back to Israel, but they said they intercepted it
and only a few people got hurt instead of nobody

(47:14):
killed or some shit. I don't fucking chaos, yep, that's
the whole purpose. So I don't have more much more
intimate details in that, just because I honestly, I haven't
been wanting to read about all that shit. It's just
been like, well, I hope we don't get bombed today,
because the thing with all this shit is like, this

(47:36):
is the kind of shit that starts that retribution that
doesn't happen right away, you know, this is the kind
of retribution and shit that happens where it's like, oh,
somebody did something that we think is we would call
terrorism over here, but they'd be like, that was a
plan that started six years ago because you killed somebody

(47:58):
or you did something and so yeah, and they've been wanted.
Republicans can't stop him anyway, because they've been wanting to
do this for a long time. I still remember John
McCain singing bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Moran like at
one of those like like it was a fucking joke.
I'm like, and that was McCain. It's like, you're supposed

(48:19):
to be a serious politician and you're you're doing parody
songs about war, Like yeah, and you've been to war.
You supposed to know how serious it is. Let's see, Oh,
I'll do one more thing and then we'll move out
of this segment. You should be able to hear this everybody.

(48:41):
But I saw this tweet and I had to be like,
come on, I guess it was on MSNBC and they
were talking about uh Obama and this came up from
I don't know who.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Different thoughts. One I have my share is disdain and
sometimes it's hard to keep down, you know, for people
that are not standing up in this moment, because we're
kind of still the easy part of standing up if
we can just be honest, like we have a we
certainly have creeping authoritarianism. But you know, if you're on
the Harvard board or we are one of these law firms,
and we've seen some folks to the right thing in
law firms and we should acknowledge that. But the ones

(49:22):
that haven't boy folding right now is not a great
sign when when things go.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
So thats as Tim Miller, former RNC spokesperson and political
he's a Republican political analyst. Okay, well he's okay, hotter
in the kitchen.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
The other thing that I would say about about what
he said it was it reminded me. I was talking
to Ben Roads, this former National Security advisor this morning
for the podcast, and Ben point out something just about
where we are in this process towards authoritarianism.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I hadn't thought.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
About, which is like he's like we always say, well,
we might get to hungry and in a lot of ways,
Orbon has grabbed, you know, power in a more authoritary
manner than Trump has. But there's some things that Trump
is doing right now that hasn't happened, that isn't really
happening in Hungary. Aren't military on.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The streets of cities.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Opposition leaders aren't getting like man handled like Brad Lander
and Alex Padilla. So in some ways we're past that,
and that's good perspective. My last thing about Obama, you
mentioned the Obama cool you know, for me, it for
me to give him advice, but I'd like to hear
Prinsident Obama making those points with Joe Rogan and theo
von and like God and bropods, not with like academics

(50:33):
on panels. I just think that we could. He has
a higher and better purpose in this moment. So that's
just my friendly request.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
No, no, yeah, yeah, I'm mad. No, leave that black
ass man alone him. His wife told y'all who you
needed to vote for. Okay, like they did their job.
They don't owe us shit.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm gonna take it a bit different place than you
on this, and not that that's not valid, but I
feel like that's what everybody's saying, especially black people, like
lead him alone, leave them alone. Here's my issue. Why
do we think that would work? Right, That's all. I

(51:20):
just need somebody explain to me. Why do you think
that's actually an effective strategy. Why do you think that
if Obama goes talk and talks to Joe Rogan or Theovon,
suddenly all these white men because that's what you're talking about,
the other listeners and the people that vote in their ways,

(51:43):
Why do you think these white men would suddenly turn
a new leaf heart grow three times that day? And
now they're all liberal people or people that vote Democrat.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Right, that's not happening. Don't waste people's time.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Y'all think he's like got a magical Negro appeal to him.
And I'm not saying he's not an excellent whatever you know,
orator and all this stuff. But part of the reason that, y'all,
part of the reason is you don't really respect them anyway.
The amount of times I've heard people say they want
him to speak up but they're people that hate. What

(52:18):
he says is crazy to me, and I've heard it.
It's a trope that is very very like prominent, where
people people be like, I can't stand Obama. Obama's dead,
so he ain't my type of dude, blah blah blah.
And it's like, okay, but why isn't he saying anything?
I thought you said? You don't fucking want You don't
like him, and you don't want him saying so now

(52:39):
because if he says she, you was just gonna get mad,
because it's never exactly what you would say or what
you would want him to say. It's always two degrees
away from something that you hate. So just so that's
a weird thing. The second thing is Bernie Sanders goes
on there immediately capitulates to Andrew Schultz and is basically
upholding these lies about what's happening to our democracy and

(53:02):
not throwing any blame or casting any aspersions at the
people who listen to that show or Andrew shows himself.
Same thing with Joe Rogan, Pete Booda, Jay can go
in there all the time. They're never gonna They're always
gonna meet them in a place that's about halfway. At
the end of the day, they're gonna concede some things
that they probably shouldn't. And the last point is this,
those podcasts are what I call goldfish podcast. Yes, those

(53:26):
hosts exist in a space where no matter what you
say to them on one episode, they do not hold
it over as facts for the next episode.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
It's like Family Guy American Dad. That shit reboots.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It resets every single episode. And so Joe Rogan or
whoever you think is gonna hear Pete Bidjag give him
facts about vaccines and then go, Okay, thank you for
giving me that information. He won't. He'll bring on a
vaccine skeptic the next day, and then he'll who will
even be like, Pete Boudajag full of shit, he's a liar,
and he'll be like really wow, Like he's not gonna

(54:02):
stop him and say, well, no, we check the sources
and people to day was saying some things that were correct,
and he's just like, he'll just And that's his power,
that's his secret. That's why he's so powerful, is that
that empty vacuum of space is more alluring to a
lot a certain type of person than filling it. With

(54:23):
hard facts and truth. Being being a absolutist and you
can say anything is more powerful than actually being like
you can say anything, but sometimes that anything is wrong.
And when you come on here, just know that we
look this up and we know this thing, and so
don't come on here with that bullshit. So I find

(54:44):
it very fucking weird that and it's and I what
I think is happening. And this they'll never admit it.
They'll never admit it. But even this guy for the RNC,
there's a certain type of person that hates that they
actually love Obama. They'll never admit it, they'll never say

(55:07):
they see it this way. I don't think I think
it's self conscious. I'm using my empathy to say I
believe this about them, whether they would admit it or not.
And I could be wrong, but I don't think I'm wrong,
because there's just enough evidence I've collected from being around
people over time that I think a lot of the
reverence that they have or had for Obama they believe
can be rekindled. They believe he just needed to say

(55:29):
the right thing the right way, and they just ignore
that it was a lot of emotional attachment that got
them in the position they are now where they held
them to a standard that they don't hold anyone else
tot and they definitely don't hold Trump to And so
it's been very interesting to watch people try to do
this reck kind of Obama can save us by changing

(55:53):
the hearts of all these people. And I guess the
final thing. I don't know if I just said that
was the last one, but the final thing is this.
It's all because this underpinding of a unfeling, unflinching belief
in white people. They just don't want to believe that
the people that listen to these podcasts are conservatives. What

(56:17):
they all they think a white conservative is is just
a person who hasn't heard Obama on their favorite podcast
yet because that's what worked for them, or whatever made
them vote for Obama was that worked for them. But
they just don't want to believe these people picked Trump
right because they couldn't say the F word and the

(56:38):
R word at work anymore or whatever it was like
they picked that.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Okay, it wasn't an accident, wasn't a mistake. If they
don't regret it, era they would do it again, right.
And so to an ex I'm with you when it
comes to certain things. And for most people I just
don't talk about like I'll talk to you and like
like some other family members, but most people I don't

(57:04):
talk to about politics because they made me mad because
when they talk, all I hear is fucking excuses. All
I hear excuses to let people off the hook. They
wanted it, they voted for it, they got what they wanted. Period.
Anything else, you are wasting my mother fucking time. I
don't want to hear about Well, maybe if they hear

(57:27):
certain way. No, no, no, no, no no nobo. Trump's
whole thing was racism and hatred. That's all he ran on.
He didn't leave anything else on the table for you
to vote for him. He left nothing else on the table.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
I know what I saw.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
And so these people said, I want this, I want this,
I got to have it. I will vote for In fact,
I will vote for it fucking twice. So they knew
what they voted for. They're not stupid. There's no mistakes,
there's no errors. No nobody oops I clicked the wrong
don't switch. No. This is what they're going at.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
And you would need some people that admitt they're wrong.
And it's just not gonna happen right anytime soon, like,
and it's not just a right wing thing. I mean,
this shit happening with Iran and Gaza. And I still
see people that were talking about how black because I
think James Clyburn endorsed Cuomo for mayor of New York

(58:27):
or something, which is interesting because I'm like, I don't
think Jim Clyburn has constituents in New York, so being
mad at him for endorsing him, I mean, you be mad,
but if that is how he wins New York, then
y'all got a lot bigger problems in New York. Also,
it's New York. Y'all are probably gonna fuck this up
on your own. Let's just be honest. That mayor shit
don't never work out right for y'all. And that ain't

(58:50):
a that's not a the black people low information down
south shit. I don't know what that is. But every
time online you see the black people that's running or
the good candidates that's run in that they should vote for,
and somehow it ended up being Eric Adams or Cuomo
or I remember that they loved the Blasio, then they
fucking hated the motherfucker when he got the job. So

(59:10):
I like, and like I said, that's not me shitting
on them, that's me saying preemptively like, don't don't bring
that black people from the South fuck this up, because
that's Jim Clyburn talking about New York. Fuck out of here.
So all I'm saying is, uh, they started this conversation
based off of Jim Clyburn. It was like, oh, black

(59:31):
people are not risk takers when it comes to voting
and they need to do better, blah blah blah or whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Even the ones that were being understanding, it was this
idea of like, these black old black people are just
I'm like one, old black people vote and you don't, right,
your demographic is not voting at a high enough rate.
And also of those who vote in your demographic, they
also aren't all voting the way that you do. Like
you like, those numbers are not like oh, young black

(01:00:00):
people all voted for Elizabeth Warren and old black people
all voted for Joe Biden. It's like it's not that simple.
So all that stuff to say, like it started this
conversation that was once again kind of shitting on black
people with this whole like vote this way, vote that way.
Not enough of us anyway. And when are y'all gonna

(01:00:22):
get around and shitting on these white dudes that listen
to Joe Rogan, Who y'all think Barack Obama's gonna convince
to do the right thing? When are y'all gonna just
give up on them the way y'all gave up on
the old black people, right, and the Southern black people.
We all low information?

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Right, Why can't that be low information in dummies?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
Two d low information and still voting Democrat, by the way, right,
still doing the right thing at the end of the day.
I ain't never looked at black people in the South
and when they fucked that one up, right, never once,
Like you don't go to South Carolina and look at
the black vote and be like, oh, that's weird. They
all fucking voted for Jill Stein or man the black vote, man, hey,

(01:01:04):
most of it went to Trump in South Carolina. Like,
we don't we be on message somehow? We always the
focal point of the of the of the get it
together speeches. But when they y'all gonna tell these white
dudes to sack up and get their shit together, they
want to be men so bad, and yet they define
manhood about how much they can be biggest to people,
how much they can get off a joke that's not
that clever but does hurt someone's feelings, Like, that's what

(01:01:27):
the fuck we letting run America right now? And it's
just crazy that we're still in this era. But if
you had so and so on the podcast, what's more
low information than a Joe Rogan listener? Right, this nigga
gives no information. It's all just I don't it could
be I don't know, wow, Really like, it's never fucking
definitive information. What's more low information? And fucking taking iromacton

(01:01:50):
or listen to someone that will entertain that shit. That's
the lowest of information. People that hate expertise, that hate
experience and not You're right, we are mad. That's the
end of that segment.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, I told you. Just as soon as he was right,
you was right. As soon as he brought to Obama,
I was like, the fuck were talking about? Like like
I immediately went to ten because my my thing is this,
uh And I've said this before and I was said again,
Obama is a lightning rod and people, even black people
look at Obama and Democrats look at Obama as a

(01:02:28):
jumping off point for whatever other issues that they have.
Just y'all know, let me tell let me tell y'all
something that Nigga ain't president. He don't even he's not
in the Congress, lord the Senate, right, Okay, do y'all
understand that he's not a king? None of that. So
the people that y'all need to be looking at, demand
that shit from them, demand that demand more of Trump,

(01:02:52):
demand more of the Republicans, demand more of them. You know,
it's always Democrats, Democrats, Democrats, democrats, democrats. Okay, bitch, what
about the Republicans that so it's no accountability on their
side and what they're doing and how they're stripping ship downs.
We're looking at y'all like, do something with with with
here's a dollar, you know, but I actually need five.

(01:03:12):
They actually need five dollars, and y'all like, here's a dollar.
Make that bullshit work? It makes it makes sense?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
All right, let's get into another segment. Uh, normally this
is a make a mad segment, but I'm actually gonna
do it because I need to get off how I
was right about something and y'all know how much I
love to be right about some ship. It's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Hoo fucking with them people because they with us, fucking
with because they fucking with I'm just fucking just who fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Drake faces backlash Okay, after appearing with Morgan Whaling, who
y'all know who is? That's what this learned that the news.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
And I hate to say it. I hope I don't
sound ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
I don't know who this man is.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I mean, he could be walking down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
I wouldn't I wouldn't know what thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Sorry to this man, Sorry to this man. Who is this?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
Morgan Whaling is a country music singer that you may
know from such hits as saying the N word, getting
out of a cab during the pandemic, getting caught on tape.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Oh that dude, we covered him, okay, m Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
He's a pretty uh what you call it, controversial figure?
I think maybe you can call him that. I think
that that makes sense. But yeah, so he he decided to,
you know, appear. He also did the SNL walk off

(01:05:33):
and said get me to the God's Country. Okay, yes,
with the plane or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Yeah, and it was weird and you're right, he threw
a chair from a rooftop bar.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
The cops arrested him for that. Trying to think what
else he did. Uh yeah, so he's just he got
dropped from his record label over the racial slur.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
B B.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I'm looking at all these articles we had about him.
BB Whinings went on a uh BMI the company I
think the Billboard or I don't know what b and
my stats were some company I think a record company,
music managing organization, that's what it is. They sent BB
Winings all the outreach mission to go talk to Morgan

(01:06:20):
Whalen about the N word.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Why don't waste my time?

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Magical Negro care, magical Negro. So that's what we know
about Morgan Whalen, meaning, uh, he has a certain appeal
and aesthetic and a certain type of crowd that he
appeals to and racist white people and he's very like
openly adamant about you know, uh like fuck the liberals

(01:06:45):
and all this shit. Basically right, Okay, So Drake came
out during his current during his show in Houston. What yep,
he came out with him, came on the stage together.
That's correct, Karen, that's correct. And Rick Ross was right
Rick Ross. No, Rod was right, yep, yep, Yeah. What

(01:07:16):
was that again? Yeah right? I called this. I said
that his next move and not best move, but his
next move. He had paint himself in the corner and
he was gonna have to go in with this in
cell white people ship. I knew it. He had put

(01:07:38):
out a cryptic post on Instagram a while back talking about,
I hope my fans stick with me through this next
era was about to be tough for some ship like that.
Then he started being a streamer with Adam Ross AND's
another one of these like white boy in cell types. Uh,
you know, like he's uh, he's just doing uh, he's
signaling all this like hey man, I'm gonna double down

(01:08:02):
on the like white shit. And it's so funny that
it's kicking it with racist people because it doesn't get
more not like us than doing what he did.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Ain't that the truth.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
It's truly embarrassing. I feel bad for his defenders and
fans who keep trying to figure some way to rationalize
this shit out in a way that they would not
accept this behavior from any other rapper that they like.
Don't even put the you don't even have to go
to Kendrick. You just put some random rapper that just
it could be fucking Kodak Black. People would be like

(01:08:34):
the fuck man, fuck Kodak Black. But the Drake people
have still been trying to find some way that this
shit is okay, and he just keeps going further and further.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
To you have no defense of yeah, further and further away.
You know, I would not be surprised if he never
put out a rap album again.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I don't know. I mean, I don't know what else
he could do, but I expect him to do more rap.
But it's just of course he would do this soon.
Put Drake now that he feels with trade by everybody black.
I'm sorry to be your average teenager.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
He goes to school, plays video games.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Oh, it's the clip from the listener music in his room.
But there's one difference. I'm a thirty five year old
white man. That's yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
The ones that got the gifts and the meanings online.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
The way dress, the way Drake decided to be a
complete white man coming out of this is crazy, but
is the all ten hundred m.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
It's right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
I'm sorry my brain about it, think about it. The longer,
the more silence on radio.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
The better I know, right, my brain is ticking. I'm
gonna give it two scores. My first score is I
don't give fuck so zero, but my second score is
I know it bothers some of the blacks, and so
for that, I'm probably gonna give it a seventy five

(01:10:07):
because my first thing is.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Like, you fuck right?

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
I Well, part of me is boy by the fact
that I was right. So I can't pretend to be
as shocked and disgusted and surprised as other people will
be because I did call this. I'm not surprised at all.
But I'm a grade on a curve of me being right.
I'm gonna use I'm gonna say instead of me taking
my two points off that I'm like, I'm not that,
I'm gonna add him back in and I'm gonna say

(01:10:32):
a smooth seventy five. He's a smooth seventy five for me.
Dog Like, this is pretty fucking egregious going out there
with the man that said a racial slur about black people.
That's why Kendrick said he don't like the when you
say the word nigga, because you that's what you think
is okay. And god if you didn't prove him right, Like, boy,

(01:10:53):
you proved him right. Everything he said about you is true.
But yeah, that's uh, that's it for uh fuck with
black people. I had to just get that one off
because it's like that is that felt real good When
I saw that clip, I said, oh boy, I'd be right.
All right, let's do this. We're going to war.

Speaker 2 (01:11:19):
On outside war.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
A war went on outside war.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
A woman humiliates boyfriend at shakeshack date, telling him she
deserves better. Okay, all right, now, it seems like the
watermark for this is brutal fights, so I don't know
if this is like hopefully there's no violence in this.
I don't want to see no dude hit, no woman
or whatever, right, but uh okay, let's see look over

(01:11:53):
and it's got six point two million views. Adam, y'all
see this look at me? Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Look, this man had brought me on a date to
shake sha like of all places, look at them.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Change. Wait, we did this one before, didn't we. I'm
pretty sure we did the shake shack woman before because
she was one of the people that did the look
at me, unless maybe people are repeating skits, But I
think we did shakeshack before an y'all remember this. This
is why I can't depend on the audience to be like, Rod,

(01:12:26):
you gotta do this one, because we be done it
already and they ain't even remember. All right, let me
find a different one that was I'm sorry everybody that
wasn't that wasn't that. I think that's an old one,
and shake shack could be closely, yeah, it can be,
but it was more just I like, I think the
thing I like the most about her was that she
did the look at me with the camera. I was like, more,

(01:12:50):
people need to let us see them because we need
to be able to judge both sides of this. H
That's how this works. It's really about judgement.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
It did his job. Have you said six one something million?
Oh yeah, it got the worlds to popping.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Yeah, So let me see if I can find a
different one, because that was telling the problem. Let's see
what about this and what is this? Okay, this is
not a video, it's a picture, but it says yeah
people saying they think, yeah, we did that one already. Okay, cool,
I thought, so this is a picture from Rod do

(01:13:25):
boys who says perm with with uh the nail man
man goes viral for a list of bills. The list
of bills isn't red for some reason, de font he
and the rest is in white. He needs paid by
anything the words so Jesus the Lord said, list the

(01:13:46):
bills he needs paid by any woman who dates him.
Berry White is what the name is probably not his
real name.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
It seems like a complete setup to start some bullshit.
The watermark says something of hip hop something, so that's
whatever it says. My mortgage is seventeen hundred a month,
My ho as one hundred and twenty five. Quarterly Wi
Fi bill is eighty dollars. Haircut is fifty a week.
Car insurance two hundred dollars. Cologne average one twenty to
three hundred. Easy. That's that's too much. Go on, you

(01:14:20):
must smell him coming. Household expenses all include about fifteen hundred.
My ps five games and sixty nine dollars each and
when New George dropped two fifty. If I don't win
the drop three point fifty, my hats are forty dollars.
My clothes started one hundred, my car parks started two hundred,
My vacation started three hundred. Them twenty six top, twenty

(01:14:41):
six inch ties two hundred each, my gas ninety three
premium in all my cars. That's three dollars a gallon.
I eat Chase k Factory, but I'd rather have Angus
barn And if you in a relationship with me, you
paying all of it, period. My bills and I are
package deal. Fuck out of here, pay up or leave
me the fuck alone.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
For sugar mama, that's what.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
That's what. That's not.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
As well said, I don't want to shooka mama.

Speaker 1 (01:15:05):
So it worked on you got your ass. Uh, this
is fake. There's no real way that that's a real person.
There's no reason that that's a real post. There's no
reason to post that other than to make people mad
and go viral it, just like it worked on Karen.
And I give this actually a fucking zero. I think
it's a very low effort. Maybe in this maybe I

(01:15:26):
should give it more than Okay, I'll give it a
three because it did get Karen, And I think in
this reason, in this like society that reads the headlines
but doesn't even look at the menu or look at
the rest of the Hey, look at the macros, look
at the macaroni, and she was talking about old ship.
I guess in this world maybe maybe that wasn't enough

(01:15:49):
to work and get right, but for me personally, telling
on me, For me personally, I think, I I it
didn't move me at all, But uh it got It
only got forty five replies eighty four k views.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Because most people figured out that it was not real.
Yeah the comments, oh you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
And then someone replied in the comments with so this
picture was cropped. So now see what's funny is if
they would have put the uncrop picture. I would have
gave it a high rating. The last part of it
is a bunch of laughing emotions and then yeah, this
is exactly how it looks to us when y'all women
have all these dumb ass requirements. Should have put the

(01:16:33):
whole thing because I think that would have made people fight,
because did you need an element of us versus them?
Men versus women and you didn't really get this guy
just looks foolish. Whereas if you put the actually this
is a parody of what he thinks about women, you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Know what, it would it would have went morevival. So yes,
I one agree. I think it was lazy. I do
agree with that it was lazy because if you were
really like top notching kind of was was like somebody
on your team sh heyd that at that part, Like
why are you cutting that part off? Like like that's

(01:17:12):
the part that's gonna make them mad? So I agree,
I agree. Yeah, Yeah, it gets a zero because they's
lost the opportunity to go viral.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Yeah, so not not good at a good buddy, y'all
go back to the drawing board with that bullshit. That's
not That wasn't a good one. All right, let's start
wrapping this thing up with some sword ratchetness. Uh, since
we got a late night start anyway, Okay, what was
on sword ratchiness music?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
H h.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
A sword like fish leave swimming injured at Jersey Shore Beach.
Oh that's right. Even the fish are swords. God, it's
crazy out here. No sword is save, not even on
a fish house shop. It's a two foot long fish

(01:18:26):
that looked like a fucking sword.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Oh, I bet you fuck you up.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
It's a called a needlefish. It stabbed a man while
he was swimming because it doesn't even know how to
handle his own sword his body. The man was not
identified by authorities as injury while swimming at eleven thirty
nine am at a ninth Street beach in burn le
get Light. The swimmer was subsequently transported to Southern Ocean

(01:18:55):
Medical Center for evaluation and treatment. Based on a vail information,
there's no indication that this is ut of a shark bite.
See they they were about the wrong shit. There are
fish shaped like needles stabbing people. They are fish tack.
There's a fuck about a shark at a time like this.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Right, I'm getting stabbed by the regular ass fish.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
I got a question. Are they're still needlefish?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
We didn't see any great whites? Okay, cool? But what
about the thing that caused the injury?

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
What about that bitch?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Needlefish have long, narrow bodies and elongraaded, pointed jaws or
sharp teeth. They are commonly found in coastal water's bays
and estuaries. While needlefish are not aggressive, they often jump
out of the water. This can be dangerous for humans,
as they can be struck by the fish sharp beaks
at hot speeds. In some cases, penetrating injuries from needlefish
can even be life threatening. According to a twenty twenty

(01:19:47):
four case report of needlefish on needlefish impalement. Oh damn
they be out here, im paling people, y'all.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Damn the whole school attack you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
You in trouble, right them and uh les.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
They float around, go you know, let's jump them. The
whole crew find a victim.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Right uh and uh all the smudch know exactly what
I mean when I say lex lex and is still
not lex Luthor all right, the other lex. It's getting late.
We ded late start. This is prime time late night podcasting,
so everybody you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
But I'm gonna see y'all in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
You can go to sleep. All right, y'all. We'll talk
shout out the ball deep Sports after Russell Wilson. We'll
talk to y'all next. How come, y'all, don't say that
about Russell Wilson. Y'all be talking about cat switching his voice.
Russell Wilson be switching his voice too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Yeah, dude, he loved that woman.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
All right, y'all till next time, I love you, I
love you to

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