Bobby Is Advised To Hire Security & Get Kidnapping Insurance + Did Amy Paint Over Vandalism In Her Neighborhood?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the Bobby Bones post show, pre show. This
is the story I didn't get too because it was
kind of on the borderline of can we talk about it?
We could have, but sometimes we saved up till after eight.
This guy woke up after having had a drinking and
you find out that someone that chopped off his penis what,
Oh my gosh, just someone still happening. Well, I don't

(00:22):
know the happening once right, which is the last we've
heard of that happening. Fortunately for him, they left it there.
Can they put it back on? So the guy rushed
to the hospital and doctors were able to reattach it. Wow,
what happened to the old fashioned like shaving cream in
the hand and tickle the nose, except it goes Oh man, Jamie,

(00:48):
got me again? Got me? Yeah? Is there any more details?
Is to like? What? Yeah? I mean I didn't go
it right? Well, I mean I'm curious the side. The
forty four year old guy recently went out drinking. He
put down so much he passed out drunk. When he
woke up, he found his penis was missing. Oh my gosh.
There was some good news for him, though, at least

(01:10):
well as good as you can get whoever did it
left his package next to him, So he rushed to
the hospital and his junk and after a seven hour surgery,
doctors were able to reattach it and get it working
against So he says he has no idea who chopped
off his penis or why they did it. He has
no idea, but I'd be able to identify the culprits
probably pretty quick. Who have I've been with like around?
Who doesn't like because who randomly does a penis shopping?

(01:33):
You gotta be naked or have an out on somebody, right? Yeah?
And who doesn't wake up when it's happening. Somebody's drunk apparently,
like really drunk, passed out. You ever been that drunk? No,
you don't think so, you don't know, I mean I
think so. The uh the Billy Joe Shaver's story about
losing his finger. Oh yeah, So he's working and he's

(01:55):
um like a like a lumber of saw machine. I
think he's two fingers, yeah, and so he's pushing law
I believe it was logs through and two fingers get
chopped off, and he grabs them and he takes right,
takes them to the hospital and you put him on
ice or something. I think you have not yet. He
takes him and he's like, oh, he takes him of
the doctor because he said he read that in Japan
or China, one of those countries east. And he was like,

(02:18):
they can reattach fingers and this is like the seventies. Yeah,
and they're like, what does it get Reattach? What? We
can't Reattach your fingers And so they the nurse will
just put in from aldehyde and gave it to him. Wow,
but he lost, I mean and he's you know, plays
guitar and yeah, that's his right hand, the whack whacko
from Waco. Man, he ended up shooting somebody. Yes he did.

(02:39):
He did. I don't remember the story. He's do you know, Billy,
your shaber is no Texas country. Oh he's awesome. Uh.
Really wrote a bunch of Whalen Jennings, a lot of
Whalen Jennings stuff. He was a huge writer mostly, so
he what's worry about telling tell him that the guns? Okay,
So he's a are and he's with the girl and

(03:03):
the dude comes up and it's like hey, and he's
like and so it's like, well, let's go outside and
so Billy Jav's like, all right, he is nobody from Texas.
Turns out a fight. So they walk outside and Billy
Joe says, the guy pulls a gun and shoots at him. Well,
other people say the guy just pulled a knife. Whatever
the case is. Billy Joe Shaber takes out a gun.
Boom boom boom, shoots the guy dead. I do believe

(03:28):
he died. He die. I believe he did. This is
this is like within the last ten years. This isn't
like an old story or anything. Mighty fact checked me
the whole time. He in jail, no no, no, So
they have it. They have a trial in Waco and
he's found not guilty and of self defense. Yeah. And
at his trial, like Willie showed up. That's right, that's right. Well, yeah,

(03:49):
William showed up. Like Kinky Freeman was there and it
was this humongous thing. And he's from Waco and the
song Whack Open Waco came out. You know, he wrote
about himself. But I'm trying to think of the guy
who wrote this song they used in court as evidence.
Who's the guy from Auston always play Continental Club. It's
like back here, then moved to Memphis. Dale Watson, Oh,

(04:11):
Dale Watson, Yeah, yes, Dale Watson called him. I was like,
can I write a song about this that you're shooting? Okay?
And then he did and they used it against him.
You're right. I feel stupid, And I think the judge
was like, hey, why didn't you? Could you have not
got into this fight and done this? And he's like,
I'm from Texas. We don't walk away from a fight.
It's right. And I think I've been on a flight

(04:31):
with this guy. Yeah. Jerry's like, that's right, we don't
bag out, not guilty. Yeah, that should be a movie. Yeah, yeah,
it's Dale Watson. There you go. Oh yeah. And he's
even like on a Coke Coola commercial like recently. There
you have it. Now we shall wrap this segment up.
All right, thank you all, Like we can proceed with
our day now. We're good. Everybody, have a good day.

(04:53):
Here's today's show, Amy anything. You're gonna pro your podcasts
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today's show at your buddy and miss the Bobby ball
Traps Monday. This is the Bobby Show. Hello, hello, most

(05:41):
of you. I have all my sharpies ready, Look, yes
you do. I'm gonna tell you can't even fit them
all in one hand. Listen, here's my thing. This is
my thing. I have three different sizes of sharpies up
here because I love marking lists off. I love making lists.
I love clearing lists. This sharpie is a fine point sharpie.

(06:02):
When I need to write something on a piece of paper,
I use a fine point sharpie. I would be your
normal one. That's that would be my normal one. This
sharpie is a king size sharpie. If I just need
to mark something off on list, I can get the
whole thing with a king size fact. This is this
is a fat sharpie. Yeah, okay, this one here, it's
called a Magnum sharpie, like I don't even know extra large. Yeah.

(06:26):
Whenever I buy these from the gas station, I take pride.
I'm like magnums please, and they look at you like wow.
So and I use this one. I need to mark
out multiple things at once if I need a heavy,
heavy redaction, and probably do the whole page on that one.
There's someone id so I never had to just reprint
a page, because you do. You know, there's no going

(06:47):
back once you cross through something, or you sometimes when
you're like, oprint, I'm glad to bring that up because
that has happened before. Um, I do not. What I
do is I go back to my fine print, rewrite
beside it okay, like oh, and then I read market
out again. That's my new thing. So satisfying. And when
I travel could I've been on the road a lot
over the past year, Mikey traveled with these sharpies and

(07:08):
he knows exactly what sharpie I need at what time.
And it's like, oh, that'd be a sharpie too, and
he hands me the King's Eye. Anyway, what up? We're here,
I gotta go. People on the phone. Let's go to
Alessa in Minnesota. Alessa, welcome to the Bobby Bone Show. Hi,
how are you hey? Really good? What would you like

(07:28):
to say this morning? I just want her to say
that I love Amy's Morning Corny. Me and my preest cools.
I'm talk about it every morning, so I share my
morning to her Morning Corny withs have and they always
love it. Would you like an early edition of the
Morning Corny? Sure? A bonus edition of the Morning Corny. Absolutely,

(07:49):
I'll share it with them this morning. All right, here
we go, bonus Corny. Are you ready? Yeah? This one
will be good kids, Morning Corny. What do you call
a bear with no teeth? What do you call a
bear with no teeth? A gummy bear? Thank you? Will

(08:12):
you share that with them? Absolutely? Will you make them
clap at the end of it like we do? Yes? Okay,
Hey Alessa in Minnesota? Where do you live in Minnesota?
In Rochester? He used the summer there, love it, love
it so much. It's okay, as long as it's not
the winter time. That's why I go summer. Yeah, Hey,
thank you, have a great rest of your morning. Okay,

(08:36):
thank you too. All right bye bye, Let's go to
uh Stacy and Arkansas. Hi Stacy, you're on the show.
Thank you for calling. Hi, thank you. Oh my goodness. UM,
so I just wanted to say, first of all, we
absolutely love you guys. Um y'all are fantastic. Um. He
came to the balt Art Center in Fable the Ranging
Idiot did a few years ago, and my son it

(08:56):
was one of his first concerts. We went. You were
so hi after the show. We're in a Meet and
Greek and we I'm a single mom. I couldn't afford
Meet and Greek tickets and you waved him back. And
you have no idea the inspiration that you have been
to him and all my kids. So now that you're
coming to a Little Rock, we're all coming down to
see you as a family, and we are so excited.

(09:19):
Oh well great, Well, I'm glad that happened. I understand
that I do not get to do this job, but
that's the people that let me do this job, and
that is you and your family, A lot of families
people listening out there. So that's the absolute least I
could do. And I'm glad that I will see you
soon in Little Rock. I am so excited. Thank you,
so much for everything you guys do. Well, thank you. Well,
there you have it. I mean, we can't get any

(09:40):
better than that. Call. No, why don't we just get
show started? Here? Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast highlight
segment of the day. They have a healthy guideline for
coffee consumption. You've been coffee drinker? Yeah, I mean I
love coffee, but I don't I'm not unhealthy with it.
How do you know? Because I if I have it,
I can stop at a cup. Used to do way more.

(10:01):
It seems anything more than a half a pot or
three large cups is detrimental to your health. Wow. Also
it makes your way jittery. But aside from that, that's
when it starts to actually take you the wrong way.
But I like the jitter. I don't drink coffee so much,
but if I'm really hurting. And I've mentioned this before,

(10:22):
I don't drink a lot of the energy drinks, but
I will knock down a five hour energy But I
read on the bottle you can have two. Really, but
at the same time, I don't care. Yes, and I
think it's in a day, but I read same time,
same thing. Oh, can you imagine eight hours of pure energy.
But that's what it is about a half a pot.
You drink more than that, it's actually not not good

(10:43):
for you. Okay, So I need to need hand me that.
Oh yeah, hey, give me. I need to get that
to my husband. Did you guys put that up for me? Wait,
you can just punt it off on the internet and
you don't need that exact piece of paper. No, I'll
just this is easier. It's already done. Now you're environmentally
conscious after having all of them yesterday, this is already done.
So wait, you and your husband ran into Ryan Heard
Yeah at the grocery store. So Ryan Heard is a

(11:06):
friend and a country artist, and I hears some of
Ryan Herd's music here by the way, because Amy sees
everybody at the grocery store, baby got you or this one?

(11:26):
It doesn't matter if it's down. Which one was? He
in a cut off T shirt and a muscular Nobody
was buying protein shakes, and he did look muscular so
much so this first time my husband had ever met him.
And when he walked away, musband was like, Okay, yeah,
that dude's in good shape. Nice guy. Huh yeah, nice guy.
Like he tapped me on the shoulder. I didn't know
who wasn't turned around him was Ryan, and then I
was like, oh hey, and then Iggan he had never

(11:47):
met been before, and so he's like, hey, I'm Ryan.
He was like, I'm Marin's husband. And my husband's like,
I feel you. I'm am Amy's husband. You know that's funny,
and so they kind of thought it over that, and
I'm like, Ryan, you're you're you're you're you're Ryan. But
he's like, oh, well, you know, everybody just knows me
to Marin's husband kind of an altitude, and I'm like,
you're you did you really? Did you think he felt
like that for real? That's how he introduced himself maybe,

(12:12):
I mean he didn't. He didn't even say Morris. You
just said I'm Marin's husband. But I was like, you know,
I don't know. And then but they bonded over that. Yeah, baby,
got you jam huh yeah, stag you know, I tell

(12:42):
you I have this friend is having a wedding in Mexico.
Never been to a destination wedding, never been in Mexico,
so kind of you know, virgin on both of these.
And I'm going I'm scared because I don't like, go
to Mexico. I see what they do in Green goes
like me, that's the news all things. And so I'm going, okay,

(13:03):
it's a friend. I'm really gonna suck it up and
I'm gonna go. And and I don't have it to
go with yet. I did a plus one. But the weddings,
I told November. Surely before then, I'll find somebody, surely. Okay.
So I'm going to this wedding and I think you
just landed the airport and you're just at the wedding. No,
you have to drive an hour into Mexico. It's called
the transfer. I won't be a part of any transfer

(13:24):
to jail. That sounds like, yeah, from the airport to
the hotel. Yeah, I'm not. I don't. That's scary to
me is that I have to drive in a car
from the airport to wherever this is. Because you're not driving.
You're gonna cabin, aren't you. I'm getting the trunk, Oh,

(13:45):
because don't don't. They followed with people and oh, yeah,
who was telling Mike Dye? Okay, Mike D's mom and
dad are from Mexico. Yeah, and they're going like in
a couple of weeks, And what do they tell you?
They told me that my uncle just went and he
got followed by a drug cartel, Like right when he
crossed the border, they started following him and he noticed
it and he stopped and went back into the US
because they wouldn't stop following him. But does he know

(14:07):
why they were following him? They wanted his car? So
what do I need to do to protect myself? I heard,
don't take a black suv? I seriously heard that crossing
the border like some sort of black suv. They like those,
so they you know, they'll pull you over and to
get out it probably screams money. We want your car. Yeah,
I'm scared. Yeah, just don't don't take no jewelry, like

(14:29):
I don't wear jewelry. Right, so you're good. Take off
her necklace? Heard, you're good, dude? Naked? Wait? So what what, Mike?
What do they say? Give me some advice? Well, my
parents they take out an insurance policy every time they go,
and apparently there's like a kidnapping insurance you can get too. Oh, perfect,
you should get that. No. No, I don't give a

(14:49):
crap about you guys getting money. I don't want to die.
Oh No, they won't kill you. They just want your money.
But I don't have anybody to give them. That's when
they and that's when they take you and they they
contact your friends. Yeah, and then we get a call
and it's like find Bobby's money, Yes and no. And
I'm like, I mean, we're gonna have to cough up

(15:13):
the money, which we would I'm sorry, No, we would
do all the fundraisers here in America. We would get
you back safe and sound. Would for a real Yeah, Bobby, Yeah,
I'm scared. Yeah, he's a little bit. I'm not known
as the most courageous person anyway, I'm scared of this.

(15:35):
I have to drive an hour when I land in Mexico.
Do I take Do I take security with me? Do
I get security? That should be your plus one. Tim
don't have to worry about I mean, and he's he's
well versed in other countries because he was in like DBA. Yeah.
Even my my uncle stopped to talk to a police office.

(15:55):
Are like, hey, these guys are following me and they're like, yeah,
they probably want your money. They didn't do anything. Yeah,
why would they They're gonna get killed or they get
it because of the money. Wow. Okay, well, I'm now
debating on this. If how many people are going to
this wedding go ahe America, do you mean how many total? Yeah?
Good question. Okay, I'm still on the fence. But the

(16:15):
more you talk about it, I'm like, oh, yeah, you're going. No,
we don't know yet. You go on the car ahead
of me, and I've got you this gold plated Well,
if I go, I've got this gold trim black as
bean's gonna go bout a mile in front of me. Yeah,
you guys are good. I'm gonna be about five minutes
behind you. So me and my husband get kidnapped. First,
your husband's your husband's not getting kidnapped? Your husband? How

(16:36):
about your husband's my plus one? Because he's he's like
to get from taken. Y'all go a set of skills. Yeah,
like they won't mention with him. Y'all go. We just
my husbright. We just had to cancel a trip to Haiti.
We're gonna go this weekend. But one of our friends
was like, y'all shouldn't go together. If y'all go, don't
go together, y'all should take separate trips. President Vice President. Yeah,
because you don't. We don't. You don't need to leave

(16:58):
your kids without here. We are you gonna go to
you kids orphanage? Oh yeah, for sure. We had several
things we're gonna do, but yeah, the orphanage. But Haiti's
just a hot mess right now. So just keeping my
own Mexico, Mexico, Haitian Mexico's no French riviera, I know,
but like I've been to the French riviera to I
don't even know where that is. You gave me a map,

(17:18):
I would know where, Frances, But no review. You've heard
in a Darius song about it? Oh yeah, that's your
French riviera. Bobby Bones, show rember go what you got
In recalling news, Bob Evans beef strogging off Posta trades
have been recalled they weren't inspected properly, taken back for
a full refund, and other news. It was a second
consecutive bad day of storms in the Midwest, thirty seven

(17:41):
confirmed tornadoes, and finally, in TV news, James Hohlsaur the
Las Vegas Gambler, not just twenty fourth consecutive win on Jeopardy.
He's now one over one point eight million America's favorite actor.
Keanu Reeves back in the news. Okay, my favorite actor,
that's you saying that, which, by the way, John Wick three,
it's getting great reviews. I haven't seen it yet, but

(18:02):
I had to pick The Avengers because I've just been
avoiding those spoilers for so long. But I will go
see John Wick, maybe even this week. But Keanu Reeves,
great actor, great American, wonderful guy. And I bring you
another Keanu Reeves story. Keanu Reeves once bought an ice
cream cone at a movie theater concession stand, just so
he'd get the piece of paper. There was a receipt

(18:24):
so he could sign his autograph for a kid who
asked for it. Why. The kid's like, hey, mister Keanu Reeves, Hey,
mister Reeves, this kid's sixteenth. I pray, um kna, I
don't have anything to write with the hole a'm in it.
And he looked at it. Let me get that. That's
the cheapest thing. I get the ice cream cone and
he gets it. I don't know if he ate it
or not. But then he took the receipt and signed
a note. Yeah, he said that. This is the student

(18:47):
who told the story said he saw Keano walk up
and he tried to secretly get an autograph and he
was like, oh, I don't have anything to sign. So
he's like, let me get some accessions. Then America's favorite actress.
It's a nice things to do. Yeah, like guys giving
seats up on subways. He's donating millions of dollars to
good causes. Didn't you like do CPR or something? Yeah?

(19:10):
On everyone? He just goes to hospitals, and it's like,
who needs it. All I'm saying is you were a
little bit of a hater. I was, and I admitted that,
and I have backed off a major Yeah, I'm never
gonna let you leave that down. I was looking. I
have one of those Amazon screens. It shows you the screen.
I don't know what you call it? Amazon show? Oh yeah, yeah,

(19:34):
I think about all you guys an Amazon show? Do
you guys use those at all? You do? Only my death? Great? Well,
why didn't you didn't give me? You didn't give me
one y? What a waste of money? I didn't. Who
did I get Amazon shows? For all the producers? Oh well,
it's like a screen, like a small TV screen, and
it gives you the news and you can look at
it and it said that Scarlett Johansson and Calling Jos
are engaged. Like score one for the little funny, nerdy guy.

(19:57):
Who is he? They exactly that he's the SNL Weekend Update.
Just okay, okay, okay. Wedding bells are in the future
for Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost. They said, Hey, we've
decided to get married. Johansson thirty four and Jost is
thirty six and they'll be getting married. So congrat dorky

(20:18):
funny guy. Yeah, let's tell you all felt when that
one guy ended up with David sorry, Grant, that's right.
I love that. And then now he's with kay back
and sell and no and I don't. They're not together anymore.
And that's how I hope you guys will feel about me.
At some point. I hope you guys will go, look
at the dorky funny guy. He got the blank whatever,

(20:39):
remember that is. That's what I'm hoping that happens. Dude
on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Caroline Hobby, Hey, Caroline, Hey,
how's it going? Hey real good? Hey, I'll watch your
answer story videos and I listen. I normally if somebody's
pregnant out I'm just like, it's not for me. Yeah,
I never had a baby one day. I'll appreciate you

(20:59):
can't relate. But for some reason, I watch all of
your pregnancy stories and I'm kind of in like you are. Yeah,
I'm kind of invested in this whole pregnant. She's putting
it all out there. She's being honest with how she
feels and everything she's going through and all the things.
Here let me say this, by the way, let me
set up Caroline Hobby. By the way, Caroline Hobby was
on Amazing Race. Caroline Hobby was in Stealing Angels. Caroline

(21:23):
Hobby is does a podcast called Get Real, which is
a fantastic podcast. That being said, she posts a one
picture and I was I didn't know how I felt
about it. She was like in addressing room and just
her underwear and she was showing her pregnant belly, and
I was like, how do I feel about this? I
didn't quite know, Amy, what would you do that? Wait? Wait,

(21:45):
Caroline swimsuit her underwear just underwear, Yeah, it does underwear. Yeah,
well she was just showing I mean, yeah, she's showing
her pregnant belly. Okay, Like, go Carolina I don't know
that I do, but I agree you're saying you felt
like weird, Like should I be seeing this a little bit?
I think what's happened is my body has become so
much not my own lately that I don't at all

(22:06):
feel like that it was sexy, Like I wasn't doing
it to try to be sexy. I was doing it
kind of be like here is this ever changing pregnant body. WHOA, Yeah,
that makes sense and that's what I was. But I
could definitely see weirdos screenshotting people into pregnant women. I
don't think so. People are into everything. Probably somewhere out

(22:29):
there someone yeah, like mys raised his hand. I guess
he is, No, he did any so, Caroline he How
pregnant are you? Um? We are six months, five weeks.
What's been the big difference like day to day? What's
the big difference to me? Pregnant? Um? I was the
first time lester. I felt super nauseous and exhausted and

(22:53):
just had a lot of anxiety. And I've never kind
of had anxiety as a per in general, but not
like auto regular basis. Pregnancy has given me some anxiety
just because you have this human in your body, and
I feel so responsible for every single thing that I
do with it's to make sure she's okay. So that

(23:13):
has been interesting just navigating my anxiety. But I think
that's kind of normal. And I think just like feeling
or kick around and knowing that there's a life in
here that's about to come into the world and she's
going to be ours and our full responsibility. It's just
the most amazing feeling. But it's crazy. It's really been
such a crazy journey. I'm very grateful to be on it,

(23:34):
but it has evoked a lot of feelings of me
for sure. Well I'm telling y'all watch your stories, and
I'm like, I wonder what pregnant Caroline's up to today. Well,
I just described to share it all because you know,
it's kind of a it's a wild experience. What's your
Instagram name? I mean, I follow you, but I don't
know your name. Carol Hobby c A R O H

(23:54):
O B D Y. Now let me say this about Caroline.
She does this podcast. It's fantastic. It is called Get Real,
Get Reel, Get Real with Caroline Hobby and you had
on Lauren Aikins, Thomas Rhett's wife, who, by the way,
has her own little empire going too right? Oh yeah,
good time? Like what's she like? She is probably the
most down to earth, wonderful human I have ever met.

(24:18):
Someone posted a story and they're like, this is the
best podcast I've ever heard. Lauren Atkins Lauren Aikins is.
I always say Aikins, It's Aikins is the modern day
is like today's modern day mother Teresa, and I just
couldn't agree more with that. Her heart is so intosturbing.
She and Thomas Rurett have such a great relationship. She
talks about how they love therapy, how they were so

(24:40):
called to adopt their sweet girl, Willow Gray, and then
they found out they were pregnant at the same time. Like,
She's just such a beautiful soul that wants to help
others and use her platform only to spread awareness about
orphan children and children need and families in needs. Like
all the reason that she wants her platform because it
makes her completely uncomfortable to have this spotlight is to

(25:04):
shed light on children and people in need, which is unbelievable,
you know. And in the podcast, I was listening to
the Lauren Aikins podcast and she talks about how she
had a long term boyfriend and then as soon as
she broke up from Thomas Trup was like, I'm in
love with you. Well, they made the first grade and
they try to date like in middle school and it
didn't quite like work out. Yeah, but then he confess

(25:25):
his love to her after college when they were all
broken up, but they had stay friends whole time, and
then he's like, Yep, I'm a love with you and
I'm gonna dare you to kids pain and the whole
stories on our podcast. I would recommend that you check
it out. I love the podcast. I see it, you know,
getting bigger and bigger and climbing up the charts, and
I hope you're like getting fulfillment out of it because
I love it. Oh thank you, I am. I'm loving

(25:47):
it so much. And it's been so fun to highlight
all these wives of country artists too, because they're so interesting.
I was with Caroline Brian the other night and it
was Luke Bryan's wife and she is a big Amy fan,
a big game. Well who is it? That's what I said,
Amy fan? Do you know what I say? People? Because
some people will be like is Amy as awesome as
she seems. And I say, this is what I say,

(26:09):
I swear to say, No she's not. She's awesomer like
that's that's I agree. Yes, as nice as you think
Amy is on this show, and she's even better. I agree.
And I use the analogy sometimes like would someone give
me a kidney and Amy wouldn't give me a kidney,
She'd give me both. Yeah, that's all right, I would
sacrifice just down needs a kidney? Yeah? Who needs? I mean,

(26:30):
I don't. Well, listen. Caroline Hobby's podcast is called Get
Real with Caroline Hobby and this week Lauren Aikins Thomas
Rut's wife, and she she talks to country music wives
and I'm ready for you to get a husband on too,
country music husband. Yeah, well I know. And you know
who's going to be one of my guests and make
my first heads is Ben Brown with Amy Brown. Oh

(26:51):
can you imagine if Amy's husband? Well I was over
at Caroline's house the other day and it came up
and her husband, Michael was there, and he was like yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
else you do it together, and so yes, I mean, yeah,
you can't, Amy, you can't do it. No, no, you
can't do it together. Thomas Tree didn't do it with Laura.
It's only been I'm no, no, no, how about of

(27:11):
country views? You dominate conversations? Oh no, but how great
it would just be to have Amy and Ben together.
And I've done it. I've had them bought up here before.
Oh on the radio, got on the radio and Amy dominates. Okay, well, Caroline,
I guess you're gonna have to come somehow find a
way to get Ben by himself with you. Just come
over with a microphone. Yes, listen, did we just get

(27:32):
a shot down the way? No, he said you just
need to do it alone with Ben, because he says
I will dominate the conversation. Yeah, and we'll be like, honey,
that's not true them had it really happen? Alright, alright,
check out Get Real with Caroline Hobby. This week's guest
is Lauren Akans. Caroline talked to you soon, and I'll
be watching all your inso stories. Oddly, I'll be waiting
in front of the post. I don't know why I'm
so fascinated with pregnant Caroline Hobby, but you have it

(27:56):
all right, by Caroline? Okay, by y'all, It's time for
the good news. Good A few years ago, Becca's daughter
had a medical emergency at her house and the first
one to respond was Bill Cox, a volunteer firefighter, stabilizes
the daughter, saves her life. Flash floward five years. Bill

(28:18):
needs a kidney. He was only born with one kidney.
His kidney is failing, and Becca Bundy, the mom, steps up,
is a match and is donating one of her kidneys
paying it back. Wait, so walking me through that again.
So Becca Bundy's daughter had a medical emergency. Bill is
a firefighter. He shows and that did they stay in
touch afterward? I guess they stayed in touch. But she

(28:40):
found out that he needed a kidney. She was like,
I just know I'm gonna be a match and she
goes gets tested. Is a match and she is giving
him a kidney. So he saved the daughter's life. Now
the mom is saving his life. That's a great story.
How about that? That's what it's all about right there?
That was tell me something good. Sorry up to day.
This story comes to us from Canada. A twenty seven

(29:03):
year old man was wanted in British Columbia, and they
had a segment that said most wanted they showed his
picture his story. He went on their Facebook and commented,
hey you morons, I'm in Edmonton. And so British Columbia
Police called up Edmonton said hey, can you go look
for this guy and guess what? They got him? Nice?

(29:24):
You know do they do that? Because are they just
fact checking? And they just the integrity of fact checking
and they go on and like, nope, you're incorrect. Here
are they kind of rubbing it in? You know what
I would do? I go want to be like, hey guys,
I'm in Florida, and then send them down to Florida
because that what an idiot? Are you going to be
a bonehead? I don't understand. I guess sometimes I try

(29:46):
to put myself in the minds of these bone heads.
I can't do it. I can't do it, Like why
would you do that? Okay, Lunchbox that I'm Lunchbox. That's
your bone head story of the day. Thank you, buddy,
and mine the Bobby translating America. This is right. Welcome

(30:11):
to the show. Another hour here Monique and Louisiana is on.
Hi Monique, good morning. What's happening? Not too much? Well you,
I'm real good. I'm glad you called. What would you
like to say? Well, I wanted to know about an
update on the dog situation, if you were still looking
into adopting, if you had found a breed you you know,

(30:32):
were interested in. I know you were kind of going
back and forth before. Um. Yeah, I get a lot
of questions about this. I'm glad you asked, because I
don't know that I would have addressed it today. Even
Amy's been hitting me up about it. Yeah, okay, So
here's my situation. I am going to get a dog
right now because I gave myself until after the season
of I mean, reckon Ado was over, and now I'm

(30:52):
super super open to it. And I had talked with
a couple of rescue groups because I had been leaning
toward getting a like a French bulldog or a mini
Australian Shepherd, And there are rescue groups that have them specifically,
but when they would come to me, they would be
like three and four and five years old. And I'm
trying to get a puppy and I don't know if

(31:13):
that makes me selfish. Yeah, I wanted a punpya. I'm
not necessarily just see ready for Chewing and Higgins, you know,
and I deal with that every day with Raymundo. Right
there you go, yeah, so um so, yes I will.
And maybe it's not either one of them. Frankly, I
don't know, but I am going to get a dog
because I'm be honest with you, Monique, I'm quite lonely
now that all the work is done. There you go,

(31:36):
I have a little a few minutes extra in your schedule.
And Monique, what do you think should I let the
dog sleep with me in my bed? Because this was
a big thing last time? Like my oh, Amy says,
no is there? I say, no black labs, So she's
just a big baby. Well, my dog, my last dog,
who had for fifteen years shit and he was in

(31:58):
the bed from the beginning. I would have thought nothing
else but to have him in my bed. I loved
him sleeping in the bed. But I had a girlfriend,
had a couple of girlfriends during that time, and not
that it was ever an issue, but it easily could
have been. And so but if I don't say yeah,
but if I don't say it's okay that the dogsbody
never knows it's even an option. Yeah, but when some
nights you wouldn't get good sleep because the dog would

(32:20):
kick you and things, and so I think that's true
quality of life. That dog would keep me in the nuts.
Again for quality of life. I kind of miss it though.
Sometimes I wake up and I'm like, I just someone
would kick me in my nuts. Okay, um, yes, Monique,
I'm on. I'm hot on the hot on the chase
of a doggy. Wonderful good to hear any recommendation from you.

(32:42):
Just a rescue, you know, just a rescue and then
they rescue us, you know what, So true, so true. Hey,
thank you for calling. I hope you have a wonderful day, y'all.
To your husband was the Air Force for how long?
Twelve years? See, if you know this military slang, I'm great,

(33:05):
well use it around. He doesn't, he I know, but
I still when he used it, I have to ask.
He was like, giving, you know, we have a nanny
and we go over times at the beginning of the
week because our schedules with the kids and different things.
And he replied to her that she'd be done with
work at eighteen hundred hours, and nobody talks that way.

(33:25):
She's gonna be like, oh wait, how long am I working?
And he's like, He's like yeah, I don't know. It's
so annoying military slang right, not ready? Barney style? What
is it? Whenever they say I don't know, that's not
what would you what would you think Barney style big
purple dinosaur? Yeah, well do you think that would mean

(33:47):
a military slang like they say, hey, this is Barney style,
I don't know, elementary boom, when an instructor breaks something
down as if it were to a child, like so
I gotta break this down Barney style. I like how
you yelled at you're real sergeant, Yes, sir, okay, I
got that one. Check blue falcon. If someone's a blue falcon,

(34:14):
they I don't know, they're messing up for the whole
squad mess things up for that's not cool. You just
take the home of your husband's if he knows them, okay,
and record it, Oh sure, but secretly and don't tell
him okay, and also ask all his military secrets. But
they don't tell him. Bringing you won't even tell me.
How about a fart sack? What do you think a
fart sac is? When you, um, I think, what's that

(34:39):
thing called him? When you put the covers a Dutch out,
like if you're in the bed of your husband. Any
farts and you pull it over your head. Yeah, what
is It's a military term for a sleeping bag? Oh?
I know what don't they call that? Okay? I would
think the word fart isn't as crazy in the military
as it would be for like for us, I got
quite nothing for them. I don't know. I don't know.

(34:59):
I don't like the word part now. Now I'm not
a big I don't even know that I do it.
You rat rack out, rack out? Um, I know it.
Getting racked means no, okay, what is it? It's like
go to sleep? Oh, because that's what anytime my husband's

(35:20):
deployed really like, getting off phone, he's like, I'm gonna
go wrack out. I'm like, well, because like at home,
he doesn't say that, let's work out. Yeah, he say
let's rack in all right? All right? You know on
your phone sometimes it a go so and so celebrating
a birthday and it said that about Godier yesterday and
I was like, Godi A, how do I know that?

(35:40):
But it's just one hit wonder. So we'll do this.
I'll give you a one hit wonder song. You tell
me who sings it? Okay, Amy, Eddie almost don't want
to let you play because you're so good at music.
I don't. I'm not good at one hit wonder You're not? Okay, Ammy,
lunchbox and Eddie write your answer down? Its song number

(36:01):
one Stacy's mom who sings Stacy's Mom's mom? Stacy? Can
I come over? I mean I remember the win after school? Okay,

(36:26):
these people will have more hits, Amy link two day,
I lunch Box. It's got to be some forty one. No,
I know, Eddie. Fountains of Wayne, It's fountains of Yeah. Okay, Eddie,
Oh I really I always just said bowling for soup. Couple.

(36:54):
They have like two that have one big that could
have been that acceptable, I think debate. But okay, here
we go. Number two take on me? Yeah yeah, I

(37:25):
turned it down, so you know as me. Okay, uh
some things that take on me? Amy, the wrenches, Oh wow,
how did you know that? I just guessed? Yes, how
did you? Somebody told you? I know, I just guessed
someone putting someone about the rackets with Then I went

(37:45):
with the wrenches. Ridiculous. I guess that's stupid. The wrenches. Wow, No,
it's not even a band. I guess that boyhood. She
hopes someone was like, wow, I am good. Okay, oh
you get upset. It's oh man, no, Lunchbox's journey, journey,
don't That's why I man? Amy turns it on Lunchbox quickly. Okay,

(38:10):
they're gonna hate on me because I know it? Oh
so dumb? So what like? I don't know music? Yeah,
I don't. I don't know music. It's all I name
is here we go? You got what I need? Who sings?

(38:31):
Just a friend? What you say? Just a friend? You safety?
Just the friend by you? What I need? What do
you say? DJ Rinches no screwdriver, that's a good one.

(38:56):
It's all tools. Yeah, I want to go with d
J Elbow wrench Amy on Bis Marquis Bismark. Did you
make that up? Something? Is that it? Yeah? Yeah? How
did you know that? Lunch Box shout out? Soho? This
was our closing song every single night. Biz Marquis Eddie Element.

(39:19):
Now that was a club that we to do. I
was sent to Lavaca. Dude, I don't know this. So
playing Boston, they're missing on purpose? Smart all right? On
one hand, wonders let me keep playing. When this song
came out, it was everywhere. It was so good. Oh

(39:41):
my goodness, I remember to win. Don't miss it any
Earth's time? Yeah, girls, Yeah, Amy got flyers djers. What's

(40:10):
the name of the song paper planes? Can I can
I change my answer? Did you yell him in? Yes?
I didn't? Then why no? No? I don't know if
you did or not, so I have to say no,
he's gonna yell. I know what even if you didn't,
I just gonna say what I wrote down Amy Android Android, Yes,

(40:31):
it's the operating system. Well, what's her name? I'll tell
you what it is. Yeah, am I right? Eddie? I
did Lady Hammer, so dull Lady Hammer after Amy. After
we made fun of Amy for wrenches, you went with

(40:52):
lady Hammer. You was a girl? Yeah, m I A.
I'm so dumb hanging it? Okay, one more here. Everybody's
still in it though last one barely. No, everybody's still
in it. Um Okay, boy, they're all good. I don't
know which one I want to go with here. I'm
just gonna do this one next on the list. I
feel like it's pretty easy. But here we go. Ladies

(41:14):
and gentlemen, all sex, sex and candy. Yeah, who's that
lounging Friday dream. Yeah yeah, bigot, Yeah, all right, you

(41:52):
don't have a bunch Amy, Everglass, ever Glass, How that's good.
That's girl. How did you know to someone text you that?
That's all I'm gonna say. Amy has a ridiculous answer.
Someone teach you that I think you're messing up ever
clear and and hreen day your window green day again?

(42:13):
Ever Oh no, lunch box, you go out, Cherry. Oh guys,
so close. Eddy for the wind, Marcia never chucky. He
barely want. You had a chance to win, just as
he did. Yes, that's his that's his m O. Yes, thanks,

(42:33):
thank You's Amy's pile of stories. So, bridal crocs are

(42:54):
a thing. And they are white crocs with like sparkles
on them, and they're all one hundred and fifteen dollars. Well,
the price is expensive, but I'm going to tell you this,
I don't think it's a bad thing, right because, I mean,
every bride wants to be comfortable underneath her dress. Well yeah,
and it's not even about walking down the aisle so much.
It's also about the day of As you're walking around
getting ready, you want to wear comfortable shoes and you

(43:15):
want to look cute, like I'm a bride, look at
my sparkly crocs. Not saying the crocs are cute, saying
they are pretty comfortable though, and know the big crocs too,
like the big Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, but they're
just yeah, they're like, okay, what can we think of
crocs for the bride post Malone mate crocs. That's why
I was like, thank you for saying that, because I
was just racking my grades. I literally picked this story

(43:37):
because it was like, crocs, crocs might be coming cool
again because I saw somebody posting about them, and Lunchbox
has had the same pair of crocs for like ever.
Oh yeah, have you still wear? Yeah? Still wear? I'm
not still in the closet. Yeah, they're like brown or something. Yeah, beige? Okay,
sob they used to be white? Yeah? What else? Okay?

(43:58):
I know that you're always trying to find the perfect
profile pick for your dating time. I'll switching on like
nine times in the past hour. Listen. Did you know
that having weird animals and your dating profile pick will
help you get swipes or likes or hearts or whatever?
Somebody have a platypus I can borrow get cool you
even need something crazy like that, you just need like
a sheep, a sheep. I had to go back to

(44:22):
my og profile picture because some of my stuffage wasn't working.
You'll see my picture amy, Yeah, but I mean I
want to give you the top list of animals. Well
you hold your horses, get it? Horses is on the listener.
I figured it was. I'm back to that picture right there.
That's cute, and now I feel like it's played out though.
I mean, I'm seventeen, but I mean, what are the

(44:44):
animals that held? Let me give you a drama. How
mad you have? Yeah? Five, I can do. Five at
number one hundred and nine okay, at number eight cats okay,
said weird animals, sorry, take you back. And number seven

(45:06):
rocks okay, that's weird, that's goods. And number six dogs
like dogs are just like used to it. Number five
rabbits okay, you say the number it's four fun. And
number four horses okay. Number three elephants elephant, Wow, you
get one of those? What this Africa? This next animal
will increase your inbound messages by three because they're like,

(45:30):
how do you? How do you? Elephant? That's what you
have to do is go to the zoo and take
some pits. All you have to do take the elephant there. Yeah,
you get to get in the cage. People do those things, Johnny,
is it clear, I'm going to jump in. It's electric fence.
And that was a number two. Number two A sheep,
A sheep. Okay, let me guess number that's You're never

(45:52):
gonna guess number one. It's totally doable. Like you could
get yourself a picture with one of these kangaroo. No, okay,
I was getting I was gonna say goat at first
until Amy was like, it's you can never do it.
But now I'm gonna go assassin to do it. I said,
you can totally do it. Not never a bear. I
had lots of these when I was a kid. Oh hamster,

(46:17):
Yeah that's not don't do that. But wait, first of all,
it's everyone's favorite child. First of all, stop if you
stop it by the way, they stop it, sap it.
Let me just say it something about how you let
us down the wrong trail. What photos you with the answer? Amy?
What did you say when you said it'd be hard?
Would you say it'd be hard to do? No? I said,
it's totally doable. But it's what you let into it with,

(46:40):
something like where we thought it was going to be
an alligator or something exactly. I think you misheard me. No,
or a peacock. I'm right, acca, No, But isn't that
neat to know where that works? Whatever Bobby put in
what I thought she was going to put a hamster
in your profile? But all right, go ahead? Okay. So

(47:04):
in Plano, Texas, there's this movie theater that has opened
that allows dogs and bottomless wine, so you can take
your for your dog. No, it's the world's first dog
friendly movie theater with free wine and whiskey. I mean,
I think that that's kind of cool you take your dog.
But then I worry about you know how sometimes when

(47:26):
dogs see other animals on TV, they bark. Or how
about all the other animals in the theater? All the
dogs everywhere? Right? So y'all aren into it? No? I
Do'm not even go into I don't even watch one.
And it's in Texas. That's the reason it's only there's
only one. I am not even into going to the
movies when there are other humans. Oh get this, You

(47:47):
have to buy a ticket for your dog. It's weird.
You can't even watch. Have you been drinking wine this morning? No?
But whatever. I just thought it might look cool. But
the more I'd think that it's not cool, that would
be annoying. And then when if they've used the bathroom,
it's probably stinky. Never mind me. Yeah, I mean go

(48:08):
to that. Then you have to share your mics and
IX with your dog. Yeah, I mean dogs free whiskey
and wine. Like, I don't even trust places that have
free alcohol. There's no Well, your movie tickets like fifteen dollars,
so what I believe? I had it? Oh, those axe
throwing places that have alcohol. It was like terrible idea.

(48:30):
It's one in my neighborhood. It was like, what, what
how do you live? I've been to your house. Do
you live in the woods? But it's like no, I
can't walk to it. I could church. Yeah, and anyone
can pick up an ax and throw. Yes, you drink
and you throw axes like to buy, and I see
people doing it. I be someone's gonna turn the wrong way.
It would be so drunk way hell, all right, wrapping? Yeah,

(48:56):
but for real, are you going to put a hamster
in your profile? Pick? I would I'm asking, Okay, and
then you can just try it for a day, for
one day, but see if it gets you more action.
You know what, I'll put a hamster anywhere for action.

(49:17):
And I'm saying, okay, thank you. That's my pile. That
was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the good news,
something good. So there's this eighty six year old woman,
her name is Miss Millie, and her UPER driver arrived
at her house but no miss Millie was coming out.

(49:39):
The UPER drivers like, hmm, well this is weird. So
instead of just leaving like maybe some drivers would, the
driver Clara, she decided to go to the door and
after ten minutes of knocking and trying to figure out
where Miss Millie was, she decided something must be wrong.
She called nine one one, and it's a good thing
because yeah, she had slip and fallen in the tub

(50:00):
and she couldn't get out. Eighty six years old. Did
she know Miss Millie from the past. I don't think so.
It doesn't say so because she the nephew is the
one that even arranged the ride, so who knows. Maybe
the nephew kind of sent a note heads up like hey,
this is my eight Yeah, so like it's Hey, listen,
it's not me, you know, Michael, right, you're gonna and

(50:24):
then she's probably not like heads up, she's not used
to uber or lyft or whatever. And then good for her. Yeah,
so the emergency people responded, a little shoulder pain. She's
fine after fall. But yeah, she was stuck in there
for a couple hours because she was supposed to be
dressed and ready to go by the time. But yeah,
she couldn't get out of this up. That's good. Good
for her. She's looking out and that's what it's all about.

(50:47):
That was tell me something good. The latest from Nashville
in Tullywood Morgan number two, thirty second, Skinny and Luke
Holmes is dropping an EP with five new songs titled
the prequel Beer Never My Heart. His new single will
be on it, plus songs called Refrigerator Door Even though
I'm leaving Levin on You in Moon Over Mexico. Here's

(51:07):
a little bit of beer never Broke My Heart Football
that guy good? All right? What else? The next CMT
Crossroads will feature Brooks and Done recreating their reboot album
with guest performers Luke Holmes, John Party Bright, Young, Cody Johnson,

(51:30):
Midland and Lanko. They're taping it live in downtown Nashville
on June fourth. I think the cool show. I don't
see the crossroads part of it, though, usually it's crossing genres, right,
can't they add Montell Jordan's Yeah right, maybe they will
boot scooting. Yeah, that sounds like a good show, though.
What else? And her interview for Women's Health magazine cover,

(51:53):
Marion Morris says she noticed similarities to Lady Gaga's character
in the movie A Star Is Born. She says the
movie rocked her and her husband and she went to
therapy and her and Ryan agreed they would never end
up like the couple in the movie. Oh wow, Well,
let's hope Ryan doesn't end up like Yeah, don't give
anything away. Let's just say I mean, I feel like

(52:14):
the girl in Star is Born sometimes too. Do you
right now? Actually? I do? Yeah? Thank you? Anything else? Nope,
I'm working number two. That's this gunning right, your buddy
and miss the boy. This is a Bobby Bow all right, Amy,

(52:40):
I'm coming to you because we're gonna get the morning
corny in. If you're new to this show, Amy, I
always wanted her own segment where she could tell a
corny joke. So, being the giver that I am right, yes,
thank you, I gave him this segment to her and
it is fantastic. Morning Corny. Did you hear about the

(53:01):
guy that's terrified of elevators? I did not. He's gonna
start taking steps to avoid them. I'll get it there,
therapy joke. That was the morning Corny. Good, good good.
What did you do yesterday? Um? I was up here
for several hours. I ended up. I thought I would

(53:23):
work here like after the morning show for a long
time and then go home. But I went home because
I was starving eight and then came back up here
for like four hours yesterday. I said, hey, girls like
to Amy and Morgan number two, like what's up? And
they're like, we want to go boxing because I have
a boxing gym in town, a couple of them. Yeah,
but it's there's boxing, but there's also like workout stuff.
So I'm like, okay, cool, we'll go. I'll hit you

(53:45):
up since the text out and then I just go
because I expect to get the text. Amy doesn't show up,
but I didn't reply to the text because I didn't
see it was three hours ago, I know, but I
still didn't see it. That was also at a time
I had like multiple text going and my husband tech.
I told you the other day that I missed texts
even with my husband, and I was like, Bobby's like,
I don't believe it. And then like yesterday I think

(54:06):
she did to prove a point. No I didn't. I
felt horrible. I would never do that to prove a point.
And I'm up here. I'm in Bobby's office and I'm
parked in his spot and I see he's calling me
and I'm like, oh, shoot, is Bobby and I got
a car out there? Sorry, So I answer his phone.
He's like, what are you doing. I was like, I'm
actually in your office and I'm thinking, like I can
come move my car or whatever. And he's like, well,

(54:29):
we're at the gym. We're waiting for you. And I'm like,
oh what wait, were right, Morgan too, we were I
didn't you know I didn't reply. Yeah, I knew she
didn't reply, but I wasn't. We were like sitting there,
we were coming and the text was like hours and
hours before Andy. I never I didn't see it, and
I would have replied I can't can you said you
wanted to come, and that's the time we always go.

(54:50):
You might have brought up the idea of going by
she did. I know, but Bobby, but I never if
I didn't see the text, like I didn't, I didn't
know it existed. So you have to be in the
world of like that text didn't exist clearly. If I
had seen the text, I would have replied, actually, I
would have come. I really wanted to help. Have you
made that happen yesterday? Can we go? I scheduled it,

(55:10):
We texted, I went, and it's okay Morgan number two
and I have box. Yeah, And I'm telling you I
used to I and we used to just think she
would only beat up lunchbox. Now she I'm watching her.
She can beat up Eddie two. Yeah, I believe it.
And she may can beat me up. Really, I'm telling you.
She has a like a right hook that just will
punch a hole in you. I put it on my Instagram,

(55:31):
like like she punches hard. And so, yeah, we boxed
yesterday and then she's like she's that's her whole thing.
I'm so tired at the end, it's like I can't
even move my arms. Yeah. Whatever were your parents athletes.
I mean no, I played a lot of sports, Like,
she hit so hard, there's no doubt she would beat

(55:52):
you two up and possibly me. Should we try it, Yeah,
one at a time. Let's have her start with lunch box.
He's been dodging that fight for years. Then Eddie, all right,
all right? But yeah, I mean you missed out. I
know I did, and I had workout clothes on, and
I was thinking, oh, maybe I could just drive over
there real quick. But then I figured you were already
so annoyed with me, so's I wasn't that annoyed? Well

(56:14):
was I in that annoyed Morgan too to me on
the phone, I already felt bad, and I even pull
you said, pull up the tech. So I'm at my
computer and I pull it up and I'm like, oh, well,
sure enough, there it is. I'm like, oh great, Like
I feel. I would never just ignore it and then
come to work and be like la la la, like sorry,
but then her I did. Then she ignored it. That's
the part where you kind of made me feel bad.
You're like, the only reason why we're here is because

(56:36):
you wanted to come, and now you're not even here.
And I was like Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead
and stay far, far away. Well that happened yesterday. Yeah.
One of the great things about me being kind of
off the road and going back and forth every week
to California for shooting their shows is that actually went
to our friend's birthday party last night. I was like, hey,
come birthday parties Brandon Ray, one of my dear friends. Yeah,
how was it? It was good? And here's what happens.

(56:57):
At first, I get everywhere early and the party was
at six, so I started five fifty. I got there
and there was nobody there. Right, I don't know, but
I thought there'd be somebody there because I also have
to leave early. So I got there at five fifty
and I looked there was nobody there. So I got
back in my car and drove around for about twenty
five minutes. Went to the gas station. You ever do
a shop and spray in the gas station? We just

(57:17):
kind of walk around look at everything. Yeah, I don't
have a time like that if I'm going somewhere. Well,
I was so early the party, Yeah, that's true that
I was like, what am I gonna do? So there's
a gas station across the street, going parked over there
and just went there and looked at everything. Yeah, and
so then I went back over later and it hung
out for a little bit. And you know how, let

(57:42):
me try to say this the right way, you know how,
like when they say when people start to become let
me get to my point before you roll your eyes
at me. Start to become celebrities, that everything, all the
access to everything is easier. Like the women they say
drugs like you become a celebrity or witch wants to
give you everything bad things, right. Yeah, Well I'm starting
to have a little bit of that because I walked
into that place and somehow a shorty temple ended right

(58:04):
in my hand. I don't even know where it came from. Wow,
the access that American people like there is give him
Charley Temple there is now I'm starting to feel that
a little bit. Yeah, two Shirley Temples. I finished one,
I was like, that's too much sugar, laid it down.
Somehow there was another one in my hand. Celebrity bastill
make Jagger like the drugs screen version, the whimpiest version ever,

(58:27):
the most wholesome version ever. So and then um I
left and Eddie gave me a hard time because he
left without single bye. He did the whole Irish thing.
What's it called, Well, it's called the Irish goodbye, Irish goodbye,
and like didn't say anything, split sleeves. Everyone's like, Bob,
slit out, just act like you're going the bathroom or what. No, No,
I just leave because I don't want it to be

(58:49):
about me. I don't want to go around. And it's like, oh,
Bob's leaving, so you know what to do. Slide out
the door. Nobody missed me? No, yes they did. And
everyone turns around like Bobby, that's just a ten minute
discussion like did he just leave without saying bye? Yeah?
And then do you know what you missed out on? Though?
As soon as you left, you know what? They started?

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The office trivia? Yes, I know. I'd have been there
all night, so I had to get out before. That's
why you left. I don't wait what the Office of
the TV show? There, there's a whole trivia based on
the Office. I'm like, Bobby missed out on this. I
would have sat there and I would have played all
night long and I would have won, thank goodness, or
I'd have lost and have been like I hate myself
and it was too late. It was seven thirty. What

(59:31):
kind of life do you think I lived? Was terrible?
Some was noon high I had. I had a Charlotte
Temple and it was late, so I was good. But yeah,
so I don't know. You have to go around and
like hug everybody and then everybody's like, oh, you're leaving.
I feel like, oh, you're leaving already, just left. Yeah,
I get it. I did it for you guys though. Okay, so,

(59:51):
but it was It was fun though, because I actually
had the time to go out and spend time with friends,
which never happens. So it was good. Worked out. Ammy
didn't show up by up, but didn't get the text?
You got the text? Did you? Did you get the text?
The text? Did you did? I? How did? How do we?
How do you mean to phrase this? I didn't read

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the text? Okay, there you go, Okay, there, I didn't
know that the text was there waiting. Why is Lunchwock
shaking his head? I mean you got the text. You
are the one that's on your phone the most out
of anybody, And to say you missed the text, I
missed text all the time. I just admitted that the
other day. Wait, why would I okay, don't even Why
would I not reply at least that I can't make it? Why?

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That's not my personality. I didn't see the text turn
it up. I already feel bad for now on why
people won't stop talking over the song. We read it,
we read it, We read it to beat Mats. But

(01:00:54):
mad are you there, Buddy Bacon speaking? Look at this guy.
We're about to play win by Always Funny, where Matt
has decided he does not want to cash on my
wallet if he beats me. He wants to bring his
family back for meet and greets at the upcoming Raging
Idiots Tour Music and Comedy Tour. All right, Matt, I
think that's fair enough. Fair enough, little negotiation there. Okay,

(01:01:15):
So how this works before we get started here is
Lunchbox will ask ten questions the category is it? It's
sixty seconds worth the questions, right, it can be over ten, Yeah,
it can be over ten. Lunchbox will ask sixty seconds
worth the questions to you, Matt, and I will be
out of the room. I do not hear the questions.
I will come in and answer the exact same amount
of questions, and whomever has the most wins. The category

(01:01:37):
is the two thousands in the year two thousands. I
don't know. I'm looking at these questions. I don't know
how either one of you guys are gonna miss a
question that's on point, Like you're talking about my era
right in nineties or two thousands. I'm a crush. It's
gonna be as good as long as it's even then
We're good. Are you ready? Matt Ready, let's play. Ladies

(01:02:03):
and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome
to another edition of When Bobby's Money the challenger out
of the blue corner. He hails from Saint Louis. He's
five foot something. His name is Nah Yeah, we may

(01:02:23):
extend that mag a mad How big old boy? Are you?
Six foot six foot? What say Hill much away? Oh? Sorry?
Six foot two thirty. We'll get shit, are you? Uh man?
I got a bigger foot than you. I guess that's
how we need. All right, let's buck, ladies and gentlemen.

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Coming out of the red corner. He is the on
disputed heavyweight champion of the Worm. Bobby began boom, Matt,
I shall leave the room. Who's taking over the board?
Will no you're not. Okay, here is your where's your TikTok?

(01:03:06):
Do you know what it is? Okay? Cool? All right, Matt,
I'm leaving, Bud. Good luck, no pressure. Only millions of
people are listening to you right now, freaking out. Don't
freak out, Matt. See, don't do that. Don't let him
get inside your head. You mean no, no, he goes,
he goes. Now I'm kind of freaking out. Yeah, that's right.
You should be, because they're all gonna laugh. He's walking out.

(01:03:30):
He's walking out. Now, he's that. Now you can say
anything bad you want to say about him. All right, Matt,
are you ready? I'm ready? Okay, don't have any distractions.
Don't be looking at the TV. Don't be looking, you know,
just be focused. Here we go. The timer will start
when I finished reading the first question. If you don't
know it, you can say pass and we move on.
All right, Yes, sir? What popular video games simulated playing

(01:03:52):
a guitar? Correct? Paris Hilton and the Cole Ritchie starting?
What reality show? Correct? Who was Everyone's first friend on MySpace?
To correct? What popular video game system didn' Nintendo overlease
in two thousand and sixth What brand of SUV was

(01:04:13):
based on a military vehicle. Correct Who created the Who
co hosted the first season of American Idol alongside Ryan
Seacrest hath What new device did Apple introduce in two
thousand and one? Correct? What actor played Napoleon Dynamite in
the movie. What was the name of the yellow anti

(01:04:36):
cancer bracelets? What mapping website was popular before the introduction
of Google Maps. Correct? Who was the host of TRL?
Correct who played Spider Man times? Pretty good? Matt wow Over?

(01:05:01):
Oh hey, Matt good? Jack Louis, Say Louie. He was
up late set to breaking the Blues win last night.
They're going to Stanley Cup. He's feeling good right now.
I know MAT's feeling good right now? He said he
was at the game party like a rock star. I
don't know. I'm just making that up. I'm just killing
time until you get in night. Hey, what up, budd? Hey?

(01:05:26):
What's going on? All right? I'm about to I don't
know really how I'm gonna do. I have sixty seconds ready? Yeah,
the clock starts when I finished reading the first question.
You hit the clock button. I need to be focused.
What popular video games simulated playing a guitar guitar hero correct,
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie starting? What reality show correct?

(01:05:47):
Who was everyone's first friend on my Space Tom correct?
What popular video game system did Nintendo release in two
thousand and six that we correct? What brand of SUV
was based on a military veha commer? Correct? Who co
hosted the first season of American Idol with Ryan Clean? Correct?
What new device did Apple introduce in two thousand and
one iPod? Correct? What actor played Napoleon Dynamite in the

(01:06:10):
movie John Header? Correct? What was the name of the
yellow anti cancer bracelets um lift Strong? Correct? What mapping
website was popular before the air request? Correct? Who was
the host of TRL Carson Dale? Correct? Who played Spider
Man during the two thousand Maguire correct? What then Motorola
phone was the best selling correct? What was the name

(01:06:31):
of Al Gore's two thousand and six documentary asked? What
influenza epidemic caused a national mind flu Correct? Who want?
Who was the runner up in the first season of
American Idol Guarini? Correct? Who played Frodo and the Lord
of the at times? Up? Sorry? Man, unbeautiful? Is that
Orlando Blooms? That's right? Question No. Frodos. The main character,
Elijah was Lord of the Rings. He was Oh, oh,

(01:06:57):
Orlando Bloom, my buddy, I told, I yelled, my friend,
my friend, Okay, lunch, Hey Mike, how do you feel?
Or Matt? Sorry, Matt, how do you feel? I'm feeling.
I don't know how many you got. They didn't tell me.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, winner and still chairman

(01:07:18):
of the ad. Matt, what you have to say for yourself?
How do you do? By the way? Good? Great? He did?
He got good seven? Those were easy questions. I like that,
not just for me, but if you ask an easy
questions and listeners play along too. Yeah. And also I'll

(01:07:39):
keep winning. Give me easy ones. He passed on the
Wii and Dunkleman one Leman's up my alley that yeah?
Remember oh John Heater he passed on this. Did you
get frodo? No, we didn't get that far. Well, listen, Matt,
there is no constellation pro Oh there is. You have
to sign this mail. Oh yeah, we mail them the

(01:08:02):
loser sheet. That's the sheet for Those are the questions.
Those are the ones that and he'll have to put
that on his wall and look at it every time
I lost. Sign it with a magnum or well, listen,
I have three types of sharpies, as we talked about
this morning, I'll sign it with Let's see, I'm gonna
take the point if you sign them with a magnum
that's disrespect you suck. Hey, listen, Matt, here's what we're

(01:08:27):
gonna do. Bud. I can't give you the prize, but
I can probably get you on for another game in
the next few weeks. And we can not this game
because you'll lose every time. But we'll get you on
for another game and we'll play something else. We have
another game today, macam play what else do we have
up on? The mid makes all the games, so we
have any other games today? A movie game. We'll either

(01:08:48):
do it today or tomorrow. You're gonna be around the
phone for a bit, Matt. Are you a doctor unless
you have surgery? Why? I have a doctor's appointment at
nine am. But prostay problem No, actually dental h That's
what I say to listen. We're gonna figure out how

(01:09:09):
to get you back on. Okay, sure, that'll be all right,
see you, Bud, Love you, Bobby. Hold on a minute,
what do you say? He loved you. Hey man, I
got awkward good dude too. Yeah, everybody in Saint Louis.
That show's almost sold out. If you want to come.
Raging idiots dot com. Uh the end, don't play a
song or now it's Amy's favorite song, so I should

(01:09:29):
play it. Oh yeah, whiskey glasses. Yeah, well that's my
jam right now. And I have to go the bathroom.
Still hit it. And he goes to the bathroom eighteen
because I'm drinking one hundred ounces of water a day.
Just for a second during the show, just don't have
any water out. Okay, you go pee, we'll come back.
Holly from yesterday. I'm stealthy, all right. She's doing her

(01:09:50):
hand motions like you're still being out. Amy had to
kind of inflict some vigilante just just in her neighborhood.
I someone had written on the sign where they write death, death.
They tagged it in red graffiti, and so you would
drive by and would always say death, death, Death. Yeah.
I mean my kids saw it every day. Death. So

(01:10:11):
you go over to it, and first of all, you
got to decide that you're gonna do it, because that's
against the law. Also what you're doing, right, because we
don't own the property, Like what if the owners a
property they put that there just for you know, art,
But they didn't. So my friend and I she came over,
she brought the paint, and we were ready to march
out there and go do it. And my son's with us.

(01:10:33):
My husband put on his camo shorts, like we're ready
to paint a quick yag in and out right. So
we got hoodie, sunglasses, all the things. Are you robing
a bank or painting my graffiti? Well, but I was
a little nervous about getting busted, like covering up the vandalism,
unvandalizing it. And we walk, we walk right towards it,
and we all look at it and we're like, what

(01:10:55):
somebody beat us to the job. I mean, it is
said death for a while now. And then all of
a sudden, the minute we're going to take matters into
our own hands, somebody else did before us. Like we
were so disappointed because we really wanted to do it,
and we were already ready. And my friend Gracie, she
had already gone. She went and bought all the pain
and like she's got a baby. The baby was in

(01:11:16):
the car, sleepy. Maybe it's sunglasses on fingerprints, like he
wasn't even feeling that great. But she's like, I'm still
coming over. It's fine, Like we gotta do this, and yeah,
wall was taken care of. So I was like, huh,
I don't know if somebody heard us talk about it
or it just is a total coincidence, but somebody beat
me to the wall. Count. Yes, I like we. I

(01:11:40):
guess we have other neighborhood, the gilantes or the owner
of the property or the woman that lives by you,
that's that doesn't like you to do it good. I'm
glad it's gone off away. Yeah, it's gone, so it's great.
Sad to read. I don't let me read it. Fruit

(01:12:01):
juices are just as bad for you as sugary soda,
it says, Does I drink a lot of like fruit
juicy not juices from the store, Well, like, I'll go
to a place and watch them squish the fruit. Yeah,
that's why I tell you to get the green juice
and your good fruit just don't like But then you're
just getting all the sugar from the fruit with none

(01:12:22):
of the fiber. Then't like celery juice. It's gross. Who
wants to big celery juice. It's actually pretty good. Not
it is even fancy. Don't tell me that's like to
someone you know, I don't like that one, Yes you do. No,
I don't even fancy. Cold fresh and juice is maybe
just as deadly as sodas deadly. According to the Journal

(01:12:45):
of American Medical Association, researchers already knew drinking sugary beverages
was associate with health the shoes like tooth of decay,
weight gain, type two diabetes, but they found that people
who drank sugary beverages experienced a higher rate of death
and those who didn't, well, it's just got serious, says
death though like it doesn't say it because we're all
gonna die. I'm gonna tell you what I made recently,
because I got a squisher I made. I made this

(01:13:08):
juice and it's put it in Mason jars, and all
it is is it's a little bit of lemon and
it's a celery and pineapple, and that's it. Why am
I what I have to die for that? Yeah, I
don't think you're gonna die from that. You're good. And

(01:13:29):
also some cherry coke I put that in there. Well,
now you might die the Jeopardy guy keeps winning. The
Jeopardy Guys won four twenty four times for a grand
total of one point eight million dollars, and Ken Jennings
is one of the most with seventy four wins and
he won two point five million dollars. But this guy
could actually beat the money amount before he beats Ken

(01:13:49):
Jennings number amount. But yeah, this guy's just crushing it.
I don't even watch Jeopardy, but if it's on, I'll
flip over and see what's up. But yeah, that dude's
been killing it and he bets all the what he does.
Anybody watched this at all, He's all he's amazing to
watch his strategy at all. Yes, he goes for the
lower bottom heavy category amounts first, and it's like, I'll
take you know, raccoons for five hundred, and then he'll go, okay, cool,

(01:14:11):
now I'll take sugary so out it's for five hundred,
and then just builds all that and then he risks
it all the daily double early because he has some
math in his head where he's like, this is the
best way. I don't know it's working. And his strategy
is he goes he skips he starts in one column
and he just goes across the board. He doesn't go
up one column like a lot of contestants. Do you
find when you like and you stay in that category
because he jumps around thinking that's a better chance to

(01:14:33):
find the daily double. Yeah, it's awesome. He's a sports
better and he has no emotion. He just sits there
and here. No emotion, no smile, no no happy, no
anything I do and I play win Bobby's money, that's true. No,
you talk zone in when he's planning that. When I'm playing,
I go to one place. Yeah, that zones that's it. Uh.

(01:14:53):
Some people Amy, we're saying that maybe U t J.
From Brothers want to clean the Death off your Oh
maybe because Amy's neighbors TJ from Brothers Osborne. Because honestly
he sees it every day too. I mean he probably
got tired of it. He wrote it. If they have
a brothers odborn't have a new song called Death coming
out soon. They know his all promotional stunt. Yeah, Drue,
did he gave your son? What do you give your son?

(01:15:13):
Like a washcloth? Oh? Yeah, well a long time ago
he was outside washing his car and you know, Stevenson's
really inquisitive and went over and was like, what are
you doing Washington Cars. So he there's these special little
washcloth things, and he gave Stevenson his own so that
he could clean his bike. And now Stevenson wants to
wash cars for money. Yeah, for money. He's offering it
to people in our neighborhood. And he thinks, because he

(01:15:34):
has charging, I'll drive over there. I don't know that
he has a price yet, but he said something to
about five dollars. Well, the whole car, I'm deal. I'm in.
It's time for the good news. Bobby, a sixteen year
old high school juniors credit, was saving his mom's life.

(01:15:56):
She goes into cardiac arrest while she was granted to
watch him wrestle in a wrestling match. Enzo Bruce performs
CPR on his mom. Wow, all the emotions there must
be performing CPR on your mom. Yeah, trying to keep
her alive. Also put in your mouth on your mom's mouth,
which is which But you're not even thinking, are you

(01:16:17):
after the fact. After the fact, I think you're like,
oh my gosh, mom on the mouth, right, But really,
I'm about to kiss my mom. Here he goes nothing.
Enzo performed hard compressions to the song Staying Alive, which
we learned in the office. Uh uh, staying alive, Staying Alive,
and did all of mouth and mouth staying Alive. But

(01:16:38):
you can also do baby Shark. That's another song that
you can me. That's probably what I do. Is. I mean,
if you ever need to help, I'll be like, all right,
boys gathered around baby shark. Dude, dude, and I'll pump
your chest. It's like that. Yeah. So after saving his
mom's life, he went and wrestled and wrestled five national
team events. Does a regular day kiss mom, Bill Russell,

(01:17:04):
kiss mom? Yeah, listen, she survives, so we can make
that joke. Would have would be kind of gross study
to kiss your mom like that. Huh. Absolutely, But you
saved your life. It's a good Yeah. Yeah, I know.
I would do it to my dad in two seconds.
That's weird. I would even think. You wouldn't even get
a five though, just to think, no, kid, you're sure
he's okay, like dad, last last chance, Dad's not out

(01:17:27):
of it, okay. It would be weird, right thing for
like us if we had to do it to each other. Yeah, again.
That was tell me something good your buddy and miss
the Bobby. This is by right. You see where little

(01:17:54):
mas X and Billy Rays hours and Maserati um a
real one. Yeah, and he postmated on one because you
can postmate cars. He did you order on your phone?
I guess he's made so much money with Oldtown Road.
What no like to buy a Maserati and give it
to someone else? Look here? No, no something Wait a minute,

(01:18:15):
that's don't wait yours O road number one week seven weeks? Man, Wow, man,
that's are you kidding me? Yeah? Why are you serious?
Whoa we might not come back? Man? Who lets they
got for a ride? Holy smoke? Yeah, as my business, No,

(01:18:42):
we're in the right business. We're just not good enough
in that business. Seven weeks and number one. I say
it all the time like people working in radio are
doing a disservice to themselves, not even listeners by not
playing this song. It's so good. Yes, people want to
hear it. Aside from what you feel this country what
isn't there have been two misses in country radio, this
song which we didn't miss on it and shallow those

(01:19:03):
two songs radio, it's just you hurt by you sticking
to whatever you think are the rules, you've actually hurt yourself. Okay,
you're not getting better ratings because of it, but the
whole game is, don't get me started. I have been started.
You know what I've been started from you? I've never stopped.
And Shallow and that song. Those are excellent examples because

(01:19:24):
they're totally give me ends of each other, but totally
what people want to consume. Just want to give listeners
the best experience while they listened to this show into
country radio. Yeah, nobody loves country music more than me.
Nobody I checked yesterday. Nobody. I looked at the whole thing.
He checked with everyone. Nobody looked at all the data.
Nobody like I'm and I just want to give our

(01:19:47):
listeners the best experience. So congratulations A little NOSX. He
just tanted to deal with Wrangler. Do you see that? Oh?
And di Z what about his deal with Cowboy hats
from Gucci? I don't know the Gucci signed him yet.
What does that mean? Lean is a drink? Drink? Lean
is when you take like cough syrup, like the hardcore

(01:20:08):
stuff like purple Scissora, and you put yes that drank
that lean was an actual brand of a drink. Check
it out. I don't think so. But for more, I
had a medical disorder in it, like it lean. I
guess I need to dissect all the lyrics because there's
some I'm still confused on. You're right, what purple drank? Lean? Yeah?
And what it is? It's because I get really bad

(01:20:29):
cough sometime and I can't come on the show and
not talk without drinking. Not lean version of that Lean
because it suppresses it so hard. But it also makes
you a bit loopy. And that's where it comes from.
The Urban Dictionary of Lean. Read it, check it out
as bad. It's codeine and sprite. Codeine is what it is.

(01:20:51):
That's what it is, and so I'll get So would
you say don't read it because there's more to it? Oh,
there's always more to Urban Dictionary, Yes, there is anyway?
Good for um? Oh my gosh, Hey, when you guys
keep secrets? Yeah, they can google, but don't they have computers?
My favorite Yesterday I got on my Instagram Live and

(01:21:14):
um Eddie and I were trying to figure out what
if the song was on my Instagram live and Amy
starts yelling at the people on the Internet. Yeah, Amy
walks in with the most non eco friendly thing in
her hand, and I felt judged right away. She does
a plastic cup inside of a styrophone cup with like
plastic straw, like nine straw, and all she does is
she sees she's on my Instant story Live and just

(01:21:34):
starts yelling at the internet. You know who you are,
you know judge me? And I'm like, they've said nothing,
they were just loving. Yeah. Like I got the our
office had the star froom cup. I know I should
not use it and boycott it in that way, maybe
they'll get rid of it. But yes, I had the
plastic cup and the plastic straw, and I already feel
bad enough about it, so I don't need you to
remind me. They do, they do, they do. My people don't. Okay,

(01:21:55):
we're happy with you. There are people, but there is
that one person. Cheryl and Alabama High Cheryl Alabama, are
you here? Are you on the phone? Hold on? Hold on?
I'm sorry. Sorry, we're working out of a new studio.
I apologize. Cheryl, are you there now? I am thank you.
What would you like to say? Well, I send a text.
I have just been going crazy listening to you with

(01:22:17):
these contests last week and this week especially started last
week with the guy who called in and he had
the right answer, and then Amy picked another answer over
his suggestion, and he's still lost because of Legal. And
I'm just thinking, if you watch like Jimmy Fallon at
Night and some of the other shows, the answer to
that is to avoid legal is give everybody a prize.
I don't. I don't subscribe to that. I don't subscribe

(01:22:39):
to that. I think, listen, Kenner gardeners through adults, we
gotta stop giving people prizes. If they're in a game
to win a prize and they don't win the prize,
I think that's badgriculture. We can't be given. I'm just kidding.
Go ahead, Well, I totally agree with on that philosophy.
But last week he really won. It's just Amy over
ruled him, and so that's where arted. But then I thought, well,

(01:23:01):
this week, I mean, the guy did pretty good, and
you you know, did I beat him? Though? Yes or no?
Legal won't let me, Legal want let me? I really
want you? Okay, the answer is you really don't want to. No,
that's not so Cheryl. You stopped friend a second. This
is what happened. I used to give prizes to everybody
even if they lost, and then we'd have a big
prize like a trip, and someone will losing. I couldn't

(01:23:22):
give him the prize and be like, will you give
everybody else to prize? And Legal calls me in and
he goes, hey, if you play a game where there's
a prize, you have to give it to the winner
and not give it to the loser. And so that's
how the games work now, much like life. If you
go and you succeed, you get rewarded if you don't
work harder next time, you know what I mean, Cheryl,
would you like a prize though it? Would you like
a prize? No? No, No, I didn't even really want to.

(01:23:45):
I didn't think I would express myself correctly on the phone,
so I did. That's why I sent a text and
I didn't call you directly. But listen, last week, can
you at least help that guy out because he really
did win. I don't remember the game him, and it
wasn't so much over Yeah, it wasn't so much that
I overruled him. It's just that it was in my
control from the whole time. He were trying to guess

(01:24:06):
what's wrong. Yeah, he said he thought it was whatever
he had stay and I thought Spider bit him something else. Yeah, Cheryl,
let me say this. You know, I really appreciate you
talking to me right, like I've given you a hard time,
right like me and you, but us for life. I
do okay, that'd be insid. You are so wrong in fun. Hey,

(01:24:29):
thank you, and I do agree with you. I do
agree with you. I don't think everyone should get something
just because. But that kind of started me burning last
week where the gentleman really he had the right answer,
and it was like, oh man, Lega won't let me.
I just thought, well, sometimes you can do what's right.
Not you know, I understand your viewpoint. What do you
think about Oldtown Road country song or not? M Well,

(01:24:51):
it's country when you have the one, the version you
just played today and maybe Billy Ray Cyrus, but the
original one. I didn't think it sounded to a country.
But who are we to judge? If you want to
call yourself country, call yourself country. Wow, look at Shecherlan.
I agree on what they're like. Fifty fifty so far,
so far she was to get prizes to everybody, and
then now she's well, no, what, No, not exactly. I

(01:25:12):
kind of agree with you on the prizes, I just
the whole It just seemed like you were just saying
legal won't let me, and so they want making your
own decisions. Do you know I gotta find one million
dollars one time? Cheryl? No, I did not know that. Yeah,
so I don't mess illegal anymore. Like they've only been
a few people in radio history have been fined one
million dollars. I'm one of them. Okay, al right, so
you won me over. Okay, you've won me over today,

(01:25:35):
you're the winner. Can I send you something though? For
being a great caller? No, you do not need to say,
all right, well it's two dollars, won't be your opinion?
All right? All right, Cheryl? Thank you? All right. So
she texted that, and I wanted to put her on,
let her, let her say her piece. Yet caller Amy's
clapping alone for her. Now there are good. She was good.

(01:25:56):
I like people that have strong opinions. Hey, Shane, you're
in North Carolina? Where yea in North Carolina? Man? All right,
go for it. What do you want to say? I
just want to say that I've listened to y'all show
every day for the past probably ten years, and I
love it. And also the songs that you and Eddie
come up with. I love those as well. Like which

(01:26:18):
which one? What's your favorite Ranging Idiots song? I'll say
I'll barter gee. Oh you like that one? That's an
interest one, that's an interesting Okay, I think you may
play that? Is that a request? Instant requests? Yeah, if
you will, all right, you got it. But thank you
for calling. Thank you man. All right, see there's Shannon
North Carolina. Let me say this that, um, there are
stations that are just playing these songs randomly, and I'm

(01:26:40):
very grateful because we wrote these songs. Is the Raging
Idiots just to do a little comedy record and we look.
I looked yesterday in their stations all of the country
playing these songs. Do you mean they're playing them like different? Yea,
not even nice playing really, So I got a shout
out to a lot of these when you call them,
request it if you want. But like Atlanta, I'm Pittsburgh
and that's it. Now I'm just boise ideas awesome. I'm

(01:27:02):
gonna go over to Katie and Texas real quick. Katie
and Texas. You're on the show. How are you, Katie? Hi?
Am great, Thank you for calling you. What do you
want to say? I just wanted to tell you how
super excited I am that you weren't coming to San Antonio.
I have been waiting for years for this and we
are so excited about it. Thank you very much. We
are excited to get back on the road if people
want to come watch us Chicago, Denverse, San Antonio Raging

(01:27:25):
Idiots dot com. How long have you been listening to
the show? Oh my gosh, probably close to ten years.
Really a long time since I was in San Marcus.
And you guys are an awesome look at you well.
Thank you very much, Katie An thank you for the call.
Oh awesome. Y'all have a great day you too, See
you later. Hey, Chantel in Oklahoma? All right, Hey, what's
happening with you? Oh? Watching the clouds rolling? M watching?

(01:27:49):
What what song is that? It sounds like Doc of
the Bay? Oh yeah, sitting in the mornning, So I
haven't sitting with name evening done? Watching the clouds rolling? Yeah?
Go ahead, it's not it's way it's watching and watch
your roll away again, dud dude. But I mean, is

(01:28:11):
that really what she's doing. She's watching the cloud roll
and it's probaging storm. Oh okay, right, Chantel, Yeah, yeah, okay,
what do you want? You've been getting some pretty good
old storms here. Yeah, I feel you. What's going on?
What can I do for you? I just wanted to
tell you, guys that I want. I listened to y'all
every morning when I take my husband to work and
my nephew to school. And I love you guys. Oh thanks.

(01:28:33):
I hope that when you drive to work and I
know it's kind of a beast to sit in traffic,
that we can give you a little bit of you know,
that kind of feeling like, thank goodness, something's going on. Oh,
y'all make my morning every day. Appreciate that. Our well,
you know what our job is, Amy, I've told you
this many times. Our job is to be their friend, companionship. Yeah,
that's right, and y'all are our friends. Yeah, Chantel, thank you,

(01:28:54):
thank you. I'm a big believer in shoot your shot.
That means you have one opportunity to go for it,
even if it's a barrassing and you miss who cares
shoot your shot? And I say that and I would
read the story here. Baltimore Ravens tied in. Hayden Hurst
tweets out a search for a gorgeous tab brunette he
saw in a flight who walked away way too fast

(01:29:15):
for him to get a number. Oh wow, that's that's
a shot. Like he didn't get the ride on shots.
It was like, all right, real quick, any to put
this out there? And so he does and as far
as I know, they haven't found each other, right hay
the founder, He wrote to the gorgeous tall brunette on
my flight to Baltimore, you walk incredibly fast and I
couldn't catch up. But here's hoping you have Twitter. And

(01:29:36):
then he wrote with the hashtag the one that got
away wow wo oh and you know what that The
Tampa Bay Bucks quarterback Nick Bits wrote, shooters shoot. I
respect that because it's embarrassed. Listening is the kind of embarrassing. Yes,
but that's okay, you gotta I'm okay, I'm embarrassed all
the time and stuff I say on this show. I am.
Actually I come in here and humiliate myself sometimes because

(01:29:58):
I think people will relate, and we all are a
bit humiliated underneath this little coat of skin and bones.
So I no, she hasn't responded yet, but good luck
to him. So, um, yeah, hopefully we have a good
update on that. What's the latest on you and that
girl that you shoot her shot with? Oh? The girl?
Let me turn this down, you text, I'm glad you asked.
I was gonna play a song, but now I shall

(01:30:19):
stop this. What's it called shooter? Shoot? Shooter? Shot you shot?
What is it called shoot your shot? Yeah? Okay, it's
like shoot your shot? Yeah, it sounds weird. We say, like,
what's up with that girl that you shot? Your shot?
That girl you took a shot on, that's on her?
This is what happened. If I'm just laying it out
real quick, just the recap like before the Game of
Thrones episode they run through the recap, right. Um. I

(01:30:41):
have a friend who works at Bumble. She said, let
me hook you up with somebody. I said, okay, go
for it. She said, here's this girl. I say cool.
I texted her. We were in a three way text.
She was like, I introduce you guys. We went to
a side text. We texted a little bit and then
I never heard back from her. I texted her. Never
heard back from her, and so the like, mall, hey,

(01:31:02):
this is not a safe all. I want to share
my guts. Shoot your shot. I'm just trying to commentate.
So I text her and I'm like the next day
nothing and I go, oh, I just got totally ghosted.
And I'm like, all right, what happens to people? And
so I'll wait another day. Nothing. So then I'm asking Amy,
I'm like, should I send a second text back? Did

(01:31:24):
we said that on the ear? We didn't get to
this part of the ear? Did We don't remember? And
so I actually wrote a pretty funny when do you
want hear? Do you want to hear it? It's funny, guys.
I'm very proud. Well, because you can't just go jimis
my last text. It's creative, it's cute and funny to
where a girl will appreciate it. So, um, this girl
had a birthday and I said, hey, O, birthday was awesome,
and she'd been traveling. Just for context, this is the

(01:31:46):
first text I center said, Hey, birthday was awesome. Do
you have a big party or just take a big
nap after traveling? That was it? That's funny, funny, That
wasn't That wasn't the real one get better. That was
the one where she never responded, okay, like go oh,
so you're still the well so that was like, oh Saturday,
so I didn't hear anything Saturday, and I'd send that

(01:32:07):
the morning hear any Saturday. Sunday, didn't hear anything from
half a Monday, and I'm like, well, I'll just move on.
And I'm used to be and rejected, you know what,
the end. But Amy's like, you're just send her other
text because sometimes I miss texts. Yeah I do, So
I wrote, so I wrote this, and I did the
finger arrow pointing up, so it's the text up. You
see the text above, and I wrote, hey, a finger

(01:32:29):
arrow point up. I go, I know this is a
tough question and I'm willing to give you a couple
more days to answer. It's so no pressure, very good.
That's good. I thought it was kind of funny, right
it was. So she responded, see thank goodness. Yeah, and
she goes, you know whatever, I'm sorry for the light
response whatever, blah blah blah. So then I responded again
and then nothing another day. I didn't see your response. Yeah, yeah,

(01:32:54):
so do you want me to see it? I don't
care you don't read it because it will reveal who
she is. And oh yeah, in the public. Did you
make another joke though? Of course, so I do. But yeah,
and so I guess I'm done. Shoot a shot. No win,
I mean, she's not really playing the game. No, you
have a plenty of time. What do you think about that?
There's still time for her to reply? No, we don't worry.

(01:33:15):
If someone said to me a tech an hour you
were like nice too, You're like, oh, of course I'm nice.
I'm the nicest guy. I know. You know, yes, but
I but here's the thing. I went over to Morgan
number two. We were hanging out yesterday, and I was like,
should I Textascrow back? And she's like, that's up. She goes,
I don't know she was. It's tough because if she's

(01:33:37):
not texting back quickly, she's not interested. That's what you
would think automatically, as I said, at eight pm last night,
they got nothing back. I'm That's why I still think
there's time. I'm checking out because we don't know where
she is checking out. So without too many details, the
first response was she busy or what was that? Sick? Sick? Okay,
that's all right, is she still sick? Don't know sick

(01:33:58):
and ditched her phone for three days When I'm sick,
I'm only on my phone because the Melo people talk
to me. Huh yeah. So that being said, and I
respect everyone's privacy, So I'm like, right, I have moved
on with my life from this. That's tough, man, I
just have I live a different life. How do you
deal with all of the rejection? Like over my life? Yeah,

(01:34:21):
you just develop a shell. It's like a callous. It's
like if you get punched long enough in one spot,
it starts to get hard. It's not healthy to have
those callus. My whole bodies of callous. My heart's a callous.
I know my body's a callous. But I felt like
you were just healing from all those cos even understand
how how why this happens? Am I not desirable? Huh amy?

(01:34:42):
But no, Like I'm let's at this point in my life,
don't okay, I'm gonna let you cry for a second.
I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good looking. Not the greatest,
but I'm pretty good looking. You're good. And girls have
so much more depth than guys because we're idiots. But
girls can take you out. It's a pretty good looking
and if they have a good personality, really elevate them.
I've counting on that, and I'm pretty good looking, got
a good job. Yeah, funny, What more do you want

(01:35:07):
from me? That's all? Maybe it's the callouses. You don't
even get to them. You know how warped I am.
You're right, Jim hasn't gotten in there yet. It's pretty
warped unless she did some research. You can't research hardache,
You can't any What would you like to say? I

(01:35:28):
was just gonna say, like, don't act like love has
never presented itself to you. You you've been loved before.
You've had girls that have shown you love and wanted
to be with you, and you have you have allowed
it to be in your life while grown. I've been growing. Yes,
he can't get those back, Amy, the girls I've loved,

(01:35:51):
Willie Throw, I know who this is in an outdoors
all right, we are glad they came along, the girls love. Fine,
this is new Bobby. I've been trying. I really put
myself So what you need is the opportunity to show
the new Bobby. Yeah you have you haven't yet been
given Just okay, all right, I just I'm confused. I

(01:36:18):
really am confused. I don't know what it is about
me that they just can't make it work. I ain't
gonna get texted back anymore. My sick. Maybe my phone's broke,
so I text back. I think my phone's broken. Just
be like sorry if you tried to text me, because
because they're not coming through. Yeah, it's been three days.
She'll definitely be like, oh my, She'll be texting her

(01:36:40):
friend at bumble, being like, why did you give me?
I really have only been played it cool and been
I really have. I don't know. Maybe I don't know,
because if you don't, I don't know. I have nothing.
If you don't kind of like the nerdy guy, nerdy
looky guy, it's it's not for you, you know. Yeah,

(01:37:02):
go ahead, don't be hard on yourself, you know, like
it sh'll come along. Maybe it's not her, Oh it's
always me, it's always no, it's always she's there, she's
out there. Oh I thought you made this one girl specifically. No,
I don't really know about her. I don't I don't dead. Yeah,
we need to move on, all right. It's kid in Pennsylvania,

(01:37:27):
twelve years old. Police got him and not for like
stealing car, robbing a bank because he gave a kid
a purple nurple? Do you giving purple norples? No, it's
where do you know what a purple norple is? Lunch Bob? Yeah,
well we had called it something else, a t t okay? Yeah,
oh yes, the twoti twister, but the words not two
D Yeah, soain purple norple and the police was called.

(01:37:49):
Police were called, and it cycatia was given to the
boy who performed the act. Oh come on, but my
parents teach their kids not to give purple nurples. I
mean it is violence, right, like stop, police have other
things to do, then worry about someone giving a little
t t. Police on the scene, you know what I mean?
You know what's on that's front though. Come on, boys, no,

(01:38:11):
I don't know. Police on the scene. Vanilla ice. Oh
that's a deep track, dude, No, it's baby, yeah, get out.
Look it up. It must be past a minute and
a half mark. You're so deep singing it you don't

(01:38:33):
even hear the rest of ours. Look it up and
say if that's part of it? All right, we are
done today, Amy, talk about your day. What's going on?
I'm sitting down with Eddie to talk about foster care,
so that'll be fun. We had to postpone our interview
last week. Um because of his eye. Did your eye better?
What do you think? What are you talking about? Oh,
that's better, it's my right eye. I mean great. What

(01:38:59):
do you have on? I have Abby Anderson doing a
Bobby Cast today, which, by the way, coming up on
the next few episodes of the Bobby Cast Abby Anderson,
Dustin Lynch, and Morgan Evans. Oh cool, those are hour
long conversations. But Abby Anderson today, UM, I have to
I'm rite. I don't know if I should say, but
I'm writing something for someone's book. One of my favorite
artists ever in the history of the world reached out

(01:39:21):
and said, hey, x y Z book book book, will
you write a passage for it? And I said, absolutely
I will. So I have to write it tonight. One
of your favorite artists in all the world. They are
going to get to be in their book. That's all
I'm gonna say for now. It's amazing. I know I
was gonna write it last night, but I was I
had one too many Shortie temples and I didn't feel
like I was in the right spot after a brand
Raise birthday party. But I'm gonna do that tonight. Now

(01:39:44):
I'm trying to think of food. Is take one guess,
John Mayer. Now that's my favorite favorite Will you just
said your favorite artist? One of my favorite arts in
the whole world and all the land. All of a sudden,
I'm my Jurassic Party, all right, Listen to have a
good day. We'll see guys on Thursday show. And that's it.
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