November 28, 2025 • 27 mins
Lunchbox talks about meeting Amy's new boyfriend! Plus, we talk about driving distractions, the best states to raise a family and the crazy purchases celebrities have made throughout the years.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this Welcome to Friday show. We got a big
one morning studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The best state to raise a family?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now, they have a lot of indicators here, friendliness, annual
family income on average of the entire state, housing affordability,
healthcare quality, crime rates, school quality statewide. The best state
number one, Massachusetts, So shout out Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You guys are doing great. A little too cold.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm gonna go ahead and give my kid's a little
worse education for a little warmer But that's.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, great job Massachusetts at number two.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Minnesota cold, North Dakota, cold, Nebraska, cold, New Hampshire, cold,
New York at six cold Illinois seasonal. But I used
to go to games I regularly in April. Cold Wisconsin cold.
Maybe it's because they.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Have to be inside. Yeah, they can't get in trouble.
Uh Maine at nine, Connecticut at ten.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So shout out to all the cold states for having
the best state to raise a family.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's good, and now you want the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh, let's see where it's hot.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
These are all warmer states. There's not a single cold
state on this list.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Alabama on there. Yeah, that's warm. It's hot in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm gonna go one is the absolute worst, Okay,
so I'm gonna go ten to one. Ten Arizona lot
real hot, like okay, we gonna start the hot and
cold thing. I was just like a little bit, I
was doing the top. Yeah yeah, but we don't do
that for everyone. Uh, South Carolina at nine, Louisiana at eight,
Arkansas at seven.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey, look, it's a win for.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I thought you're gonna be one. You were the way
you were setting it up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Usually us in Mississippi battle for the last spot in
every single category, and it sucks we don't have the
leadership to get us out of there. But at seven, hey,
look they took us up six pots. Alabama six, o
A five, Nevada four, West Virginia three, Mississippi two, and
the number one worst state to raise the families, New Mexico, which.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, breaking bad. What seat problem? Sweet reference in
New Mexico? Yeah is Albuquerque? Yeah, I mean yeah, no,
we don't know. But no, it's not real, it's not
that's just huge show.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So everybody in Massachusetts you win this day, and everybody
in New Mexico. There'll be better days ahead, well maybe
a better century later. It's a tough one. Celebrities just
throwing their money away. I got a few stories for you.
Victoria Beckham reportedly bought an iPhone designed by Stuart Hughes.
I'm not sure who that is, but it was handcrafted well.
(02:39):
The one hundred and fifty grands of twenty four carre
of gold. The iPhone cost thirty three thousand dollars. All
these are like crazy things celebrities bought. Next up number nine,
When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were together, they spent
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars on four gold plated toilets.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ow I bet that's cool too, That's awesome. Wow, you
guys think that's a cool thing. Parent, Yeah, yeah, that'd
be cool.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And then like someone comes to your house and they
go in and they see the golden toilet, they're like, dang,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I would think they don't need people to go into
a bathroom to see that they have really cool stuff though.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know, but have you ever sat in a golden toilet?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And I don't really care if I do. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Next to Nick Cage paid two hundred and seventy six
thousand dollars for a dinosaur skull. He later found out
it was stolen had to return it to the Mongolian government.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Wo.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He also spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars on
a pet octopus, which he says helped him exacting octopus
did Yeah, no, dude. Kylie Jenner shared an Instagram picture
of herself pushing her daughter Stormy and a thirteen thousand
dollars Findy stroller. And I'll say about that is thirty
thousand dollars to Kylie Jenner is probably like a dollar.
And she could have also been gifted that, because those
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brands gift them really expensive things to just show the brand.
I'm not a Kiglie general apologist. I'm just saying they
probably were given that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So I think, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Guess so if people see her with the fidy stroller
or other people are going to go buy that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a great quote. I don't know. Maybe I didn't even.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Know they made strollers. Maybe they made it special just
for her.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I saw that some of those things like fit they
make wallpaper, are you new?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah? Are they like like Gucci or.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Like designer designer And they make uh like plates?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't call it China though, but yeah, yeah, like
the dishes. Yeah, I didn't know I break so many
of those. No chance. Next up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Over the span of twenty months, Elton John spent four
hundred and eighteen thousand dollars on flowers. During a lawsuit
with his former manager, he said, I just like flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What I mean? But yeah to him, like what is that?
And some half a million dollars? But on flowers it
goes away. Flowers die.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
No, I know it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You want the top five? Yes, okay, let me do that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
After this song, We'll give you the top five crazy
celebrity things They bought. Number five on the Crazy celebrity purchases, Tyreese,
the singer and actor, bought his daughter an island when
she was eight years old.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He didn't reveal the prize, but he bought an island
at eight, dan.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Like as an investment for her.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know he bought an island. Okay, I'm sure
he didn't let her go and his live on it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No, no, no, but it's like, hey, she'll have this,
and when she's older she can do what she wants.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Kendall jennerspent fifty two thousand dollars on a couch. On
her old blog, she said the knotted blue and purple
sofa was all woven and really groovy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Fifty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
They do make some nice couches, man, like, have you
seen the ones with speakers on it right by your ears?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I like the one little ice chest like that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think our nice is different than her nice, though, yeah,
I think our was like dude nice. Number three, Jennifer
Aniston said she wanted to get in a cycling so
her friend Courtney Cox sent her a twelve thousand dollars
Chanel bicycle.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Chanelle makes a bicycle. Number two.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
At an album release party in Miami, Jay Z dropped
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on Champagne. I don't
know how to say this armand d bringing y'aw. He
did live a fifty thousand dollars tip. Oh my good,
what a party. Jay Z and Beyonce reportedly about blue
Iva barbie for her first birthday with one hundred and
sixty diamonds. The barbie costs eighty thousand dollars. Okay, that's
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not so work.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I don't give it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And at number one, Mike Tyson spent two point two
million dollars on a bizarre gift for former wife, and
he purchased this twenty four car gold bathtub, which he
bought for his ex wife. The bathtub was thought to
have been located one of the many mansions he owned
before he fought for bankruptcy. A bathtub I had those toilets.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's not bad about two point two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh my gosh, are you looking at it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It isn't even like copper. Yeah, it's just like a copper.
Want to say it's gold gold prove on line.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, copper is expensive too.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Any expensive like gold too? I bet you go over
less than two point two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I know, but that's just that's something, you know. They
steal a copper of your house sometimes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
He had a tiger too, right for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Man a bonus when Lady Gaga paid fifty thousand dollars
for a ghost detector. This one isn't the most expensive one,
but I thought one I would bring up because.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
It's not actually even tangible.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That says you the detector.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
He says, she's afraid of people, spirits and has a
hotel room scan for paranormal activity.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Did you ever find anything? You just say, I don't know.
TVD the bus feed all that information.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good story, though, Man, what's the craziest one of all
of those? What's the one? When I go you just
heard ten of them? You go, oh, that's the stupidest one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Two point two million dollar bathtub.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And the barbies.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But I feel like the bathtub barbie is the stupidest.
That's what I say about the bathtub. You could probably
melt that down, sell it back for the same price.
Some of the stuff though, yeah, goo goes up with value.
Some of the stuff it dies immediately. The value dies immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Half million dollars. Flowers that's gone.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Immediately, dang, Yeah, like that thought will lest you can
sell back for maybe even more.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, flowers.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I stand by the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I don't know the barbie because the diamonds are going
to fall off and you're gonna lose them. Like when
the kid's playing with it, they play rough and they
the diamond.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Probably don't play with that dog, And you can probably
repurpose that.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Think of how many necklaces and earrings and whatnot you
can make out of that Barbie.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, I want the bats have I'm gonna sell it.
Don't goes up a value. I'm gonna sell it. Lady.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
This is a genius.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
At Fairmont Dallas, a hotel, they decided to adopt a
shelter dog, and they have named the dog chief Happiness Officer.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I ain't got a title, didn't even have to work
his way.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, it's an eight month old dog named Bondie. And
I mean, employees at the hotel are loving it, like
their morale is up. But hotel guests are like, it's
just really cool to walk into the lobby and you
see this cute dog every single day.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And yeah, and they adopted a shelter dog, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeahho oh, that's the titleho of the hotel happiness.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Who would be the cho on this show?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Probably sure, Well, I think somebody would have said that anyway.
But he kind of maybe lost, But I think somebody
would have said that. But you just appointed yourself.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Yeah, can anyone say they're happy right now?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I tell jokes, I'm happy right now.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It would be the chief Hate Officer, Beattie. He's a hater,
a hater of everything.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I do or the CEO the chief angry.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, that's a good shout out to Fairmount Dallas for
giving Bondie a forever home.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And he also wears one of those little suits like
a bell hop. That's also it's just funny. There you go,
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Lunchbarks met Amy's boyfriend. You did?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I did?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Man? Let me tell you. It was random. It was
so random.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I didn't even think.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I was like what, I couldn't Well, first, my son
saw him first and came up to me and literally
was like, Mom, I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
And I'm like, no, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And he's like, no, I I swear it's Lunchbox. And
I was so adamant that it wasn't Lunchbox. Then he's like, well,
could it have been Eddie? Like he started like feeling
like he was crazy, like, well, somebody from the show,
but it was lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Mom, And I was like, O EDI's out of town.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I was like no, it's like, what strange man did
you talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough,
like later that was at the school spaghetti dinner, and
then later.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What strange man did you talk to in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, because there's no reason for me to think lunchbox.
Him being there was so absolutely random. It couldn't I
couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So then
later we're down by the football field and I look
over and I see lunchbox and then Steven's just start screaming.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Mom, I told you, I told you, this is lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I told you.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
And then my boyfriend's right next to me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So then they met. What'd you think.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, here's how Amy was so funny, because she's sitting
there talking to these people and I turned around.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She's standing right behind me. Yeah, I didn't know, And
I turned around and go, are.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You Amy from the box? She goes, Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing here? I just guess I am,
And then she realized.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's not how it's like.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So much.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There was a mid conversation I did the whole are
you Amy from the Bibybone show?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yes, but also not like your voice is gonna able
to be camouflaged in.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
The buddy part was She goes, yes, my gosh, what
are you doing here? Give me one second? Let me
finished talking to them, and then because I didn't want
to be rude. I don't know, I'm not seeing you're
being rude. I'm just telling you how I went down.
And so her boyfriend like when I when I first like,
I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right, like he gets
off nerd vibes.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is when you saw him that you thought that,
according to lun and.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
When I see pictures like he's got the little he's
got a long sleeve shirt on in one of those
jackets with no sleeves, like a vest.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, but it sounds a lot of words, but it's
a jacket. It's a zip up jacket, a jacket like
a vest with no sleeves. It's called a vest. It's
called a vet. It's not called a jacket. That's I
never heard of a vest.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You want a button down to the best over it.
And he is a little bit he has kind of
nerdy pre right, And so I.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Was like, okay, this guy's gotten nerdy. Whatever we start
talking about. He talked sports.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I was like, okay, he's kind of normal, you know
what I mean. He's real nice guy. Chatted for a
little while Amy walked away. He kept talking to me,
and I was like, you should go to yeah, like
talking here, keep talking, like all right, I guess we're here.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Well, I don't know how he would walk away, Like
we were standing right by lunchbox, like that's where we
were hanging out.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And then was he going to walk to?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Well, then some other guy that I guess they went
to high school together back in the sixties, uh, came up.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Not the sixth okay the night, the night.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Like that, and they started talking.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So then I got kind of just my way out
of the conversation and was it and just kind of
turned back around, perfect out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well no, they had like alumni so it was homecoming,
so they were giving away free like alumni football t shirts,
like if you were you know, if you were on
the football team, you could go get a shirt. And
my boyfriend was on the football team, and Lunchbox went.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Over to get a free alumni football shirt.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, hold on, yeah, hold on, like where are you guys?
Ball game? What was he doing at the football broom?
But did not hear the first time. It's Friday night, munch.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
The kids they're little, they all.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
How old are you? This doll one?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Prepared to have your mind blown. A rock is considered
a boulder if it's more than ten point one inches
in diameter. It's around it, so it doesn't take much
to be a boulder.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's not that big. It's not that much a boulder
to me.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's like something if there were two together and you
got your arms stuck, they'd have to break it off
right for you to survive.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think that's also a book, but that's a boulder.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A boulderess when they push something off in Bugs Bunny
and it lands on something and it kills them the
coyote or then he comes back around next episode, So
there you go.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland.
It's considered animal abuse because they're social beings and they
get lonely.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
So you can own two, three four, you just can't one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Ian Once you get to that, for you're like guinea
pig lady, our cat lady. Yeah, like too good? Did
they ever have a guinea pig?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And all my animals they did, like hairless rats, hamsters.
I don't think I ever did a guinea pig. What
guinea pigs do? Well, what's fun about them? No idea?
They're bigger than like hamsters. They're what do they do?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Well, apparently they're social beings.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Wheel Yeah, something built. They run around the house.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
They're just like a little run.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh they do run around the house. Yeah, got it.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The President gets free rent at the White House, which
we would expect, but he pays for basically everything else
which we may not expect. That includes groceries, housekeeping, parties, vacations,
and toilet trees. Really, president's got to get told paper,
but not bills, right, electric the water, groceries, housekeeper. You
didn't say electricifications. Yeah, maybe you're right there, light lights.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I guess. Not split it up with the mess, all right, lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Back in nineteen twenty four, when they were making Lion King,
sound engineers spent weeks recording lions roars for the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
All right, man, that's just not it. And then they
gave the trash can.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Those dudes said, hey, screaming the trash can and that's
what they uses lions roars.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So of all the lions, no lions made it, No
lions made it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
But Frank Welker screaming in a trash can is.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The lions roar?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Your hear is on lion king nowadays, that days, that
wouldn't happen because if somebody's playing a white man, then
he'd be white. But playing a straight man, a gay man,
you gotta be gay. You gotta be straight. If I
were lions and I was in the Union, I would
have gotten really upset back then.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You know what I mean? That is unfair. You hire
lions for lion jobs. If you ask me, Morgan, the.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Average man can grow up to six feet of nose
hair in their lifetime and up to thirty feet of
beard hair if he never shaves.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You just got to commit to that early, like at
sixteen or seventeen. You've got to decide, I'm never shaving
my nose hair, because if I decide now, it's probably
gonna get like a foot and a half.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's so gross. You got to come he's got lots
of hair.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
There's a very famous book called of Mice and Men.
First of all, him to read that in college or
high school?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, I think we're supposed to. Yah. I didn't read
it though.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So John Steinbeck wrote it, and so he was late
turning the manuscript in because the original manuscript that he
wrote is dogated. Oh, come on, they had to rewrite it.
And this isn't like computer days where you had it
backed up. Dogate it or Diddy. I think that was
(16:27):
an excuse back then. So probably I think really as
dog did eat it. But I mean that's kind of funny, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
According to data, children are born less frequently on Saturdays,
and the day that they are mostly born are Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Why do we think that is? Why does data say
that they want to take the weekend off? Oh is
that really something though? You can take off?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, like hold your knees tight, or let's have a
good weekend, let's go to the concert.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Hold it in, party's playing hold your knees in. That's
the thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Now I have a trip in nineteen sixty. All you're
saying to do it before it comes out. I was saying,
like keep it in until laughter.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh no, I was thinking they probably induce. They're probably like, Okay,
we're gonna go ahead and do some Thursday. I gotta
kind of get out of town tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's all the doctors being like, yeah, I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, you think it's doctors, And I thought it was
somebody trying to go to Morgo Wallan show like just
hold it, hold a baby, you can do it. Nineteen
sixty five, before he went to Vietnam, John McCain was
on Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He was one day champion. Literally just went on the show.
Really yeah, one crazy is that that's cool? And then
one more? King Arthur.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
What was the sword's name? Chancelot? What chance a lot? Chance,
sir Chancellor? The sword chance a lot? Isn't that it
Chancelot's a name? No, something it's not you're thinking of
sir Lancelot. Oh is that a person that's the sword. No.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I didn't know if you guys would know. This wasn't
a humiliation tactic. I just thought you would know.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Amy, do you have any idea? Well no, not a clube.
I give you a HND. The first the first syllables,
X oh got it? Thanks behavior, No EXCaliber, thank you
in Vegas. Correct.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
King Arthur didn't have a sword named sir. Her name
EXCaliber by itself. He did have an EXCaliber, but he
also had a spear. Okay, and this spear's name was.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
New York, New York. Pretty funny, guys, Ron run like
this must spear Willie Willy. It's time for the Good
(18:37):
News by Jeff Lewis. Lives in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
He's a cancer survivor who went through it himself, obviously,
and he was so inspired by the people that helped him.
He thought, I want to help as many people as
possible that are going through the same thing. So what
he did is he started this group called Froth and
Bubbles and he just raises gift cards, raises money for
gift cards, and then accepts gift cards and he takes
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the gift cards, which a lot of them are food,
a lot of them are for places like pharmacies, but
that also have other and that's what it is. And
he's been able to raise with over ten thousand gift cards.
He's been able to give away over one hundred and
twenty eight thousand dollars in gift cards to people that
were experiencing what he went through. And a bit he
credits what he went through, which he would wish on
(19:24):
no one with giving him that perspective to know what
people need when they go through this. So that's from
Scottsdale dot Org in a big shout out to Jeff Lewis,
we hate you had to go through it. We're happy
that you're able to help other people who were going
through it. Because of that, I thought it was a
great story. I wanted to share it because that is
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
And the radios, his lunchbox, morganme food bread, I'm trying
to put you through.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the mix.
So you knowing this.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
He's the top nine driving distractions and can cause a crash.
Oh man, go ahead. Phone phone comes in at number two.
Putting on makeup. I've seen people do that, putting.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
On makeup, no, eating and driving number seven. Okay, let's
see here, kids, is a good one. Amy other passengers,
I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Music.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Oh the radio jam out or laughing at our show.
I loved that guy who's so funny crash.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, that was kind of funny. Hey, listen, that was
kind of funny. I'll be honest. That is a good one.
But that's not it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, Okay, see we say phone, we say phone anything
else music, No, they just just like that was the one.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Crash, uh huh. He's so funny.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Number nine pets, oh, reading a book.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Number I've seen. I think it. Just because you've seen
that though, doesn't mean it's one of the most common.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Number eight messing with anything like the AC, like thest
like trying to change the system, stuff like the AC,
the heat. Number seven, eating and driving, Go ahead, make
it out other passengers. Number five reaching for stuff like
in the backseat or other floorboard and you boom, swing over.
Number four lack of sleep, Oh dang. Number three looking
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at stuff outside of your vehicle, like billboards, even oh,
day dreaming. That's one billboardshere to his cell phones. One
is day dreaming. I always feel like billboards are made for.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
The passenger, not the driver. They're supposed to be. But
if there's a phone numbers that, what do you do.
It's not like you can look at it very long.
You'll right, and then you have those billboards that change
in the middle, and then you're like, you know, you
gotta turn around because you just miss out what it said.
All right, Those are your top nine Amy for the corny.
Here we go, morning corny, The morning corny. Did you
(22:06):
hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
She gave birth to mittens.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That was the corn that was funny like kittens. Yea,
I got it. I like that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's anonymous.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Here's a question, Hello, Bobby Bones. My mom has always
decorated her house the top to the bottom every Christmas.
Over the years, she has collected a ridiculous amount of
Christmas decorations. When I was a kid, it was cool
that our house was always so festive. But as my
parents have gotten older, my mom has leaned on me
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more each year to help get all the decorations out
and put them all up and put them all away.
The last couple of years, the job has become one
hundred percent on me, and it is no longer fun.
Now it's just an extra job that I have to do.
It stinks.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I know I missed this.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
When she's not around anymore, but only have so much time,
how can I convince her that we should scale back
to decorating without upsetting or disappointing her? Signed kid of
a Christmas fanatic. To me, it sounds like your mom
is getting older, and unless it's keeping you from doing
something that you're willing need to do, you just need
to do it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yep. Because you're gonna be sad he didn't. But she's
not around anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You're gonna be like I wish I would to email
the radio show being kind of but we're gonna tell
you we think you should keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's hard, though, man.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
My grandparents, my grandpa was into Christmas and he always
needed us our help, and we'd had to go over
there and he'd make us measure like two inches in
between each steak when we're putting the lights on the ground.
And one time I'm in the shed and I'm just
complaining the whole time, and my cousin's supposed to be
on lookout and my grandpa walks up and goes, fine,
if you guys don't want to be here, you can leave,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Like, man, And it's still to this day. See, I
feel guilty that I should.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Have just enjoyed the moment, even though it was so
tedious and so hard.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So yes, just shut up and do it.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
When they're dead, like my grandparents are, you're gonna miss
those Christmas decorating days.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, I mean, this is the time that you get.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I would look at it as you get to do
this right now.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
And you could take somebody to do it with you too, Yeah, husband, wife, whatever,
that's true. Just I'm making a thing to please help
me so i can get out here quicker. But you
should do it, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Thing with her like.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Questions talking, they'll know you're checking them.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can't, but still do it. Do it, do it
because like Lunchbox just said, as he had a tear
in his eye, he did. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
And then like my cousin just really let me down
by he's supposed to be on lookout and let grandpa
walk up on us.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Terrible. All right, there you go, showad sorry up Today.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This story comes us from Huran, Ohio Police received a
call about two am bank along going off rare rare, rare, rare.
I al must be a break in the driver. They
searched the whole bank, can't find anybody.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Huh. Guy must have got away. And as they're about
to leave, boom, he falls through the ceiling. I love
that man.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
If he heard the crackling and he's going to help,
Please don't, please don't please don't.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Just wait slowly it starts to crack because you know,
I just didn't fall out right, It had to boom hilarious,
and the cops had to pull on him immediately.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, so he had to put guns out and put
him a gun point because if he's falling from the roof,
he's probably going to be desperate to get out or scared.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
It depends. If you hit the ground. And I fell
through my mom's ceiling, you're robbing a bank.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Right, But I was looking for my cheerleading uniform and
I stepped up through her home spot and I fell
all the way through. But then my hips hought me
on one of the boards and I didn't ever hit
the ground.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You couldn't see them. Your feet were just dangling out
of the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
We always told be careful walking.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
In an attic fall through, and I was like, oh,
come on, Amy, did it and live to tell about it.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We
are going home. But thank you for listening. You can
catch up on everything.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Just search Bobby Bone's show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search
Bobby Bone on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing.
Listen to Bobby cast a show I do from my house.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Just search that too. All that. Thanks for being here.
We would not be able to pay our mortgages or
eat our meals with that. You listening, right, Amy, That's right.
We appreciate you. Thank you, We'll see you. Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
Transmitting this Welcome to Friday show. We got a big
one morning studio morning.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
The best state to raise a family?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now, they have a lot of indicators here, friendliness, annual
family income on average of the entire state, housing affordability,
healthcare quality, crime rates, school quality statewide. The best state
number one, Massachusetts, So shout out Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
You guys are doing great. A little too cold.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm gonna go ahead and give my kid's a little
worse education for a little warmer But that's.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, great job Massachusetts at number two.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Minnesota cold, North Dakota, cold, Nebraska, cold, New Hampshire, cold,
New York at six cold Illinois seasonal. But I used
to go to games I regularly in April. Cold Wisconsin cold.
Maybe it's because they.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Have to be inside. Yeah, they can't get in trouble.
Uh Maine at nine, Connecticut at ten.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
So shout out to all the cold states for having
the best state to raise a family.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's good, and now you want the worst.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Oh, let's see where it's hot.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
These are all warmer states. There's not a single cold
state on this list.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Alabama on there. Yeah, that's warm. It's hot in Alabama.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
So I'm gonna go one is the absolute worst, Okay,
so I'm gonna go ten to one. Ten Arizona lot
real hot, like okay, we gonna start the hot and
cold thing. I was just like a little bit, I
was doing the top. Yeah yeah, but we don't do
that for everyone. Uh, South Carolina at nine, Louisiana at eight,
Arkansas at seven.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Hey, look, it's a win for.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I thought you're gonna be one. You were the way
you were setting it up.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Usually us in Mississippi battle for the last spot in
every single category, and it sucks we don't have the
leadership to get us out of there. But at seven, hey,
look they took us up six pots. Alabama six, o
A five, Nevada four, West Virginia three, Mississippi two, and
the number one worst state to raise the families, New Mexico, which.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh yeah, breaking bad. What seat problem? Sweet reference in
New Mexico? Yeah is Albuquerque? Yeah, I mean yeah, no,
we don't know. But no, it's not real, it's not
that's just huge show.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
So everybody in Massachusetts you win this day, and everybody
in New Mexico. There'll be better days ahead, well maybe
a better century later. It's a tough one. Celebrities just
throwing their money away. I got a few stories for you.
Victoria Beckham reportedly bought an iPhone designed by Stuart Hughes.
I'm not sure who that is, but it was handcrafted well.
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The one hundred and fifty grands of twenty four carre
of gold. The iPhone cost thirty three thousand dollars. All
these are like crazy things celebrities bought. Next up number nine,
When Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were together, they spent
seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars on four gold plated toilets.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Ow I bet that's cool too, That's awesome. Wow, you
guys think that's a cool thing. Parent, Yeah, yeah, that'd
be cool.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
And then like someone comes to your house and they
go in and they see the golden toilet, they're like, dang,
that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I would think they don't need people to go into
a bathroom to see that they have really cool stuff though.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I know, but have you ever sat in a golden toilet?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And I don't really care if I do. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Next to Nick Cage paid two hundred and seventy six
thousand dollars for a dinosaur skull. He later found out
it was stolen had to return it to the Mongolian government.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Wo.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He also spent one hundred and fifty thousand dollars on
a pet octopus, which he says helped him exacting octopus
did Yeah, no, dude. Kylie Jenner shared an Instagram picture
of herself pushing her daughter Stormy and a thirteen thousand
dollars Findy stroller. And I'll say about that is thirty
thousand dollars to Kylie Jenner is probably like a dollar.
And she could have also been gifted that, because those
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brands gift them really expensive things to just show the brand.
I'm not a Kiglie general apologist. I'm just saying they
probably were given that.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So I think, yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Guess so if people see her with the fidy stroller
or other people are going to go buy that.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a great quote. I don't know. Maybe I didn't even.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Know they made strollers. Maybe they made it special just
for her.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I saw that some of those things like fit they
make wallpaper, are you new?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah? Are they like like Gucci or.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Like designer designer And they make uh like plates?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't call it China though, but yeah, yeah, like
the dishes. Yeah, I didn't know I break so many
of those. No chance. Next up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Over the span of twenty months, Elton John spent four
hundred and eighteen thousand dollars on flowers. During a lawsuit
with his former manager, he said, I just like flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
What I mean? But yeah to him, like what is that?
And some half a million dollars? But on flowers it
goes away. Flowers die.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
No, I know it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
You want the top five? Yes, okay, let me do that.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
After this song, We'll give you the top five crazy
celebrity things They bought. Number five on the Crazy celebrity purchases, Tyreese,
the singer and actor, bought his daughter an island when
she was eight years old.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He didn't reveal the prize, but he bought an island
at eight, dan.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Like as an investment for her.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know he bought an island. Okay, I'm sure
he didn't let her go and his live on it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
No, no, no, but it's like, hey, she'll have this,
and when she's older she can do what she wants.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Kendall jennerspent fifty two thousand dollars on a couch. On
her old blog, she said the knotted blue and purple
sofa was all woven and really groovy.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Fifty two thousand dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:27):
They do make some nice couches, man, like, have you
seen the ones with speakers on it right by your ears?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I like the one little ice chest like that.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I think our nice is different than her nice, though, yeah,
I think our was like dude nice. Number three, Jennifer
Aniston said she wanted to get in a cycling so
her friend Courtney Cox sent her a twelve thousand dollars
Chanel bicycle.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Chanelle makes a bicycle. Number two.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
At an album release party in Miami, Jay Z dropped
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars on Champagne. I don't
know how to say this armand d bringing y'aw. He
did live a fifty thousand dollars tip. Oh my good,
what a party. Jay Z and Beyonce reportedly about blue
Iva barbie for her first birthday with one hundred and
sixty diamonds. The barbie costs eighty thousand dollars. Okay, that's
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not so work.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I don't give it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
And at number one, Mike Tyson spent two point two
million dollars on a bizarre gift for former wife, and
he purchased this twenty four car gold bathtub, which he
bought for his ex wife. The bathtub was thought to
have been located one of the many mansions he owned
before he fought for bankruptcy. A bathtub I had those toilets.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Were talking about earlier.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
That's not bad about two point two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh my gosh, are you looking at it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
It isn't even like copper. Yeah, it's just like a copper.
Want to say it's gold gold prove on line.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Oh, copper is expensive too.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Any expensive like gold too? I bet you go over
less than two point two million dollars.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I know, but that's just that's something, you know. They
steal a copper of your house sometimes.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
He had a tiger too, right for a while.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Man a bonus when Lady Gaga paid fifty thousand dollars
for a ghost detector. This one isn't the most expensive one,
but I thought one I would bring up because.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
It's not actually even tangible.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
That says you the detector.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
He says, she's afraid of people, spirits and has a
hotel room scan for paranormal activity.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Did you ever find anything? You just say, I don't know.
TVD the bus feed all that information.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Good story, though, Man, what's the craziest one of all
of those? What's the one? When I go you just
heard ten of them? You go, oh, that's the stupidest one.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Two point two million dollar bathtub.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
And the barbies.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
But I feel like the bathtub barbie is the stupidest.
That's what I say about the bathtub. You could probably
melt that down, sell it back for the same price.
Some of the stuff though, yeah, goo goes up with value.
Some of the stuff it dies immediately. The value dies immediately.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Half million dollars. Flowers that's gone.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Immediately, dang, Yeah, like that thought will lest you can
sell back for maybe even more.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, flowers.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
I stand by the bathtub.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
I don't know the barbie because the diamonds are going
to fall off and you're gonna lose them. Like when
the kid's playing with it, they play rough and they
the diamond.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Probably don't play with that dog, And you can probably
repurpose that.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Think of how many necklaces and earrings and whatnot you
can make out of that Barbie.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah, I want the bats have I'm gonna sell it.
Don't goes up a value. I'm gonna sell it. Lady.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
This is a genius.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
At Fairmont Dallas, a hotel, they decided to adopt a
shelter dog, and they have named the dog chief Happiness Officer.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I ain't got a title, didn't even have to work
his way.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, it's an eight month old dog named Bondie. And
I mean, employees at the hotel are loving it, like
their morale is up. But hotel guests are like, it's
just really cool to walk into the lobby and you
see this cute dog every single day.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
And yeah, and they adopted a shelter dog, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeahho oh, that's the titleho of the hotel happiness.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Who would be the cho on this show?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Probably sure, Well, I think somebody would have said that anyway.
But he kind of maybe lost, But I think somebody
would have said that. But you just appointed yourself.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
Yeah, can anyone say they're happy right now?
Speaker 6 (09:12):
I tell jokes, I'm happy right now.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It would be the chief Hate Officer, Beattie. He's a hater,
a hater of everything.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
I do or the CEO the chief angry.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, that's a good shout out to Fairmount Dallas for
giving Bondie a forever home.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
And he also wears one of those little suits like
a bell hop. That's also it's just funny. There you go,
That's what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Lunchbarks met Amy's boyfriend. You did?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I did?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Man? Let me tell you. It was random. It was
so random.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
I didn't even think.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I was like what, I couldn't Well, first, my son
saw him first and came up to me and literally
was like, Mom, I just saw Lunchbox in the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
And I'm like, no, you didn't.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
And he's like, no, I I swear it's Lunchbox. And
I was so adamant that it wasn't Lunchbox. Then he's like, well,
could it have been Eddie? Like he started like feeling
like he was crazy, like, well, somebody from the show,
but it was lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (10:12):
Mom, And I was like, O EDI's out of town.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I was like no, it's like, what strange man did
you talk to in the bathroom? And then sure enough,
like later that was at the school spaghetti dinner, and
then later.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
What strange man did you talk to in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yes, because there's no reason for me to think lunchbox.
Him being there was so absolutely random. It couldn't I
couldn't make sense of it in my mind. So then
later we're down by the football field and I look
over and I see lunchbox and then Steven's just start screaming.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Mom, I told you, I told you, this is lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
I told you.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
And then my boyfriend's right next to me.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
So then they met. What'd you think.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Well, here's how Amy was so funny, because she's sitting
there talking to these people and I turned around.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
She's standing right behind me. Yeah, I didn't know, And
I turned around and go, are.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
You Amy from the box? She goes, Oh, my gosh,
what are you doing here? I just guess I am,
And then she realized.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's not how it's like.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
So much.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There was a mid conversation I did the whole are
you Amy from the Bibybone show?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yes, but also not like your voice is gonna able
to be camouflaged in.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
The buddy part was She goes, yes, my gosh, what
are you doing here? Give me one second? Let me
finished talking to them, and then because I didn't want
to be rude. I don't know, I'm not seeing you're
being rude. I'm just telling you how I went down.
And so her boyfriend like when I when I first like,
I thought, okay, this dude's nerdy, right, like he gets
off nerd vibes.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is when you saw him that you thought that,
according to lun and.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
When I see pictures like he's got the little he's
got a long sleeve shirt on in one of those
jackets with no sleeves, like a vest.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, but it sounds a lot of words, but it's
a jacket. It's a zip up jacket, a jacket like
a vest with no sleeves. It's called a vest. It's
called a vet. It's not called a jacket. That's I
never heard of a vest.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You want a button down to the best over it.
And he is a little bit he has kind of
nerdy pre right, And so I.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Was like, okay, this guy's gotten nerdy. Whatever we start
talking about. He talked sports.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I was like, okay, he's kind of normal, you know
what I mean. He's real nice guy. Chatted for a
little while Amy walked away. He kept talking to me,
and I was like, you should go to yeah, like
talking here, keep talking, like all right, I guess we're here.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Well, I don't know how he would walk away, Like
we were standing right by lunchbox, like that's where we
were hanging out.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And then was he going to walk to?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Well, then some other guy that I guess they went
to high school together back in the sixties, uh, came up.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Not the sixth okay the night, the night.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Like that, and they started talking.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
So then I got kind of just my way out
of the conversation and was it and just kind of
turned back around, perfect out.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Well no, they had like alumni so it was homecoming,
so they were giving away free like alumni football t shirts,
like if you were you know, if you were on
the football team, you could go get a shirt. And
my boyfriend was on the football team, and Lunchbox went.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Over to get a free alumni football shirt.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Okay, hold on, yeah, hold on, like where are you guys?
Ball game? What was he doing at the football broom?
But did not hear the first time. It's Friday night, munch.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
The kids they're little, they all.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
How old are you? This doll one?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Prepared to have your mind blown. A rock is considered
a boulder if it's more than ten point one inches
in diameter. It's around it, so it doesn't take much
to be a boulder.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That's not that big. It's not that much a boulder
to me.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's like something if there were two together and you
got your arms stuck, they'd have to break it off
right for you to survive.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
I think that's also a book, but that's a boulder.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
A boulderess when they push something off in Bugs Bunny
and it lands on something and it kills them the
coyote or then he comes back around next episode, So
there you go.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Amy.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland.
It's considered animal abuse because they're social beings and they
get lonely.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
So you can own two, three four, you just can't one.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Ian Once you get to that, for you're like guinea
pig lady, our cat lady. Yeah, like too good? Did
they ever have a guinea pig?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And all my animals they did, like hairless rats, hamsters.
I don't think I ever did a guinea pig. What
guinea pigs do? Well, what's fun about them? No idea?
They're bigger than like hamsters. They're what do they do?
Speaker 6 (14:20):
Well, apparently they're social beings.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Wheel Yeah, something built. They run around the house.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
They're just like a little run.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh they do run around the house. Yeah, got it.
Speaker 8 (14:32):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
The President gets free rent at the White House, which
we would expect, but he pays for basically everything else
which we may not expect. That includes groceries, housekeeping, parties, vacations,
and toilet trees. Really, president's got to get told paper,
but not bills, right, electric the water, groceries, housekeeper. You
didn't say electricifications. Yeah, maybe you're right there, light lights.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I guess. Not split it up with the mess, all right, lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Back in nineteen twenty four, when they were making Lion King,
sound engineers spent weeks recording lions roars for the movie.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
All right, man, that's just not it. And then they
gave the trash can.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Those dudes said, hey, screaming the trash can and that's
what they uses lions roars.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So of all the lions, no lions made it, No
lions made it.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
But Frank Welker screaming in a trash can is.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
The lions roar?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Your hear is on lion king nowadays, that days, that
wouldn't happen because if somebody's playing a white man, then
he'd be white. But playing a straight man, a gay man,
you gotta be gay. You gotta be straight. If I
were lions and I was in the Union, I would
have gotten really upset back then.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You know what I mean? That is unfair. You hire
lions for lion jobs. If you ask me, Morgan, the.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Average man can grow up to six feet of nose
hair in their lifetime and up to thirty feet of
beard hair if he never shaves.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
You just got to commit to that early, like at
sixteen or seventeen. You've got to decide, I'm never shaving
my nose hair, because if I decide now, it's probably
gonna get like a foot and a half.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
That's so gross. You got to come he's got lots
of hair.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
There's a very famous book called of Mice and Men.
First of all, him to read that in college or
high school?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, I think we're supposed to. Yah. I didn't read
it though.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So John Steinbeck wrote it, and so he was late
turning the manuscript in because the original manuscript that he
wrote is dogated. Oh, come on, they had to rewrite it.
And this isn't like computer days where you had it
backed up. Dogate it or Diddy. I think that was
(16:27):
an excuse back then. So probably I think really as
dog did eat it. But I mean that's kind of funny, Eddie.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
According to data, children are born less frequently on Saturdays,
and the day that they are mostly born are Thursdays.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Why do we think that is? Why does data say
that they want to take the weekend off? Oh is
that really something though? You can take off?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah, like hold your knees tight, or let's have a
good weekend, let's go to the concert.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Hold it in, party's playing hold your knees in. That's
the thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Now I have a trip in nineteen sixty. All you're
saying to do it before it comes out. I was saying,
like keep it in until laughter.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Oh no, I was thinking they probably induce. They're probably like, Okay,
we're gonna go ahead and do some Thursday. I gotta
kind of get out of town tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's all the doctors being like, yeah, I don't have to.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh, you think it's doctors, And I thought it was
somebody trying to go to Morgo Wallan show like just
hold it, hold a baby, you can do it. Nineteen
sixty five, before he went to Vietnam, John McCain was
on Jeopardy.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
He was one day champion. Literally just went on the show.
Really yeah, one crazy is that that's cool? And then
one more? King Arthur.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
What was the sword's name? Chancelot? What chance a lot? Chance,
sir Chancellor? The sword chance a lot? Isn't that it
Chancelot's a name? No, something it's not you're thinking of
sir Lancelot. Oh is that a person that's the sword. No.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I didn't know if you guys would know. This wasn't
a humiliation tactic. I just thought you would know.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Amy, do you have any idea? Well no, not a clube.
I give you a HND. The first the first syllables,
X oh got it? Thanks behavior, No EXCaliber, thank you
in Vegas. Correct.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
King Arthur didn't have a sword named sir. Her name
EXCaliber by itself. He did have an EXCaliber, but he
also had a spear. Okay, and this spear's name was.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
New York, New York. Pretty funny, guys, Ron run like
this must spear Willie Willy. It's time for the Good
(18:37):
News by Jeff Lewis. Lives in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
He's a cancer survivor who went through it himself, obviously,
and he was so inspired by the people that helped him.
He thought, I want to help as many people as
possible that are going through the same thing. So what
he did is he started this group called Froth and
Bubbles and he just raises gift cards, raises money for
gift cards, and then accepts gift cards and he takes
(19:04):
the gift cards, which a lot of them are food,
a lot of them are for places like pharmacies, but
that also have other and that's what it is. And
he's been able to raise with over ten thousand gift cards.
He's been able to give away over one hundred and
twenty eight thousand dollars in gift cards to people that
were experiencing what he went through. And a bit he
credits what he went through, which he would wish on
(19:24):
no one with giving him that perspective to know what
people need when they go through this. So that's from
Scottsdale dot Org in a big shout out to Jeff Lewis,
we hate you had to go through it. We're happy
that you're able to help other people who were going
through it. Because of that, I thought it was a
great story. I wanted to share it because that is
what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 8 (19:51):
And the radios, his lunchbox, morganme food bread, I'm trying
to put you through.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Fuck.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the mix.
So you knowing this.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
The Bobby Ball.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
He's the top nine driving distractions and can cause a crash.
Oh man, go ahead. Phone phone comes in at number two.
Putting on makeup. I've seen people do that, putting.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
On makeup, no, eating and driving number seven. Okay, let's
see here, kids, is a good one. Amy other passengers,
I'll give you that one.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Music.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Oh the radio jam out or laughing at our show.
I loved that guy who's so funny crash.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Okay, that was kind of funny. Hey, listen, that was
kind of funny. I'll be honest. That is a good one.
But that's not it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, Okay, see we say phone, we say phone anything
else music, No, they just just like that was the one.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Crash, uh huh. He's so funny.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Number nine pets, oh, reading a book.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Number I've seen. I think it. Just because you've seen
that though, doesn't mean it's one of the most common.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Number eight messing with anything like the AC, like thest
like trying to change the system, stuff like the AC,
the heat. Number seven, eating and driving, Go ahead, make
it out other passengers. Number five reaching for stuff like
in the backseat or other floorboard and you boom, swing over.
Number four lack of sleep, Oh dang. Number three looking
(21:35):
at stuff outside of your vehicle, like billboards, even oh,
day dreaming. That's one billboardshere to his cell phones. One
is day dreaming. I always feel like billboards are made for.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
The passenger, not the driver. They're supposed to be. But
if there's a phone numbers that, what do you do.
It's not like you can look at it very long.
You'll right, and then you have those billboards that change
in the middle, and then you're like, you know, you
gotta turn around because you just miss out what it said.
All right, Those are your top nine Amy for the corny.
Here we go, morning corny, The morning corny. Did you
(22:06):
hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Nope?
Speaker 6 (22:10):
She gave birth to mittens.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That was the corn that was funny like kittens. Yea,
I got it. I like that.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
It's anonymous.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Here's a question, Hello, Bobby Bones. My mom has always
decorated her house the top to the bottom every Christmas.
Over the years, she has collected a ridiculous amount of
Christmas decorations. When I was a kid, it was cool
that our house was always so festive. But as my
parents have gotten older, my mom has leaned on me
(22:57):
more each year to help get all the decorations out
and put them all up and put them all away.
The last couple of years, the job has become one
hundred percent on me, and it is no longer fun.
Now it's just an extra job that I have to do.
It stinks.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
I know I missed this.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
When she's not around anymore, but only have so much time,
how can I convince her that we should scale back
to decorating without upsetting or disappointing her? Signed kid of
a Christmas fanatic. To me, it sounds like your mom
is getting older, and unless it's keeping you from doing
something that you're willing need to do, you just need
to do it.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yep. Because you're gonna be sad he didn't. But she's
not around anymore.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You're gonna be like I wish I would to email
the radio show being kind of but we're gonna tell
you we think you should keep doing it.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's hard, though, man.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
My grandparents, my grandpa was into Christmas and he always
needed us our help, and we'd had to go over
there and he'd make us measure like two inches in
between each steak when we're putting the lights on the ground.
And one time I'm in the shed and I'm just
complaining the whole time, and my cousin's supposed to be
on lookout and my grandpa walks up and goes, fine,
if you guys don't want to be here, you can leave,
and I'm.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Like, man, And it's still to this day. See, I
feel guilty that I should.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Have just enjoyed the moment, even though it was so
tedious and so hard.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
So yes, just shut up and do it.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
When they're dead, like my grandparents are, you're gonna miss
those Christmas decorating days.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, I mean, this is the time that you get.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I would look at it as you get to do
this right now.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
And you could take somebody to do it with you too, Yeah, husband, wife, whatever,
that's true. Just I'm making a thing to please help
me so i can get out here quicker. But you
should do it, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Thing with her like.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Questions talking, they'll know you're checking them.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
I can't, but still do it. Do it, do it
because like Lunchbox just said, as he had a tear
in his eye, he did. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
And then like my cousin just really let me down
by he's supposed to be on lookout and let grandpa
walk up on us.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Terrible. All right, there you go, showad sorry up Today.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
This story comes us from Huran, Ohio Police received a
call about two am bank along going off rare rare, rare, rare.
I al must be a break in the driver. They
searched the whole bank, can't find anybody.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Huh. Guy must have got away. And as they're about
to leave, boom, he falls through the ceiling. I love
that man.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
If he heard the crackling and he's going to help,
Please don't, please don't please don't.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
Just wait slowly it starts to crack because you know,
I just didn't fall out right, It had to boom hilarious,
and the cops had to pull on him immediately.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, so he had to put guns out and put
him a gun point because if he's falling from the roof,
he's probably going to be desperate to get out or scared.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
It depends. If you hit the ground. And I fell
through my mom's ceiling, you're robbing a bank.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Right, But I was looking for my cheerleading uniform and
I stepped up through her home spot and I fell
all the way through. But then my hips hought me
on one of the boards and I didn't ever hit
the ground.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
You couldn't see them. Your feet were just dangling out
of the ceiling.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
We always told be careful walking.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
In an attic fall through, and I was like, oh,
come on, Amy, did it and live to tell about it.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We
are going home. But thank you for listening. You can
catch up on everything.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Just search Bobby Bone's show on demand on iHeartRadio. Search
Bobby Bone on iTunes. You can listen to the whole thing.
Listen to Bobby cast a show I do from my house.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Just search that too. All that. Thanks for being here.
We would not be able to pay our mortgages or
eat our meals with that. You listening, right, Amy, That's right.
We appreciate you. Thank you, We'll see you. Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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