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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting Welcome to Friday show. We got a big one
morning studio morning time to play easy trivia the magic
number seven. That's the category. How many days in a
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week Eddie? Seven days? Correct Edie's got the tiara on
he is the reigning champion. Amy. How many letters are
in the word balloon?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
The category is.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
How many letters are in the word balloon? What are
you doing? Are you playing? Correct? Lunchbugs. How many colors
are in the rainbow? Thank you? Morgan? How many dwarf
slip with snow white? Seven? Correct? We took an hour break,
fram But we're okay, so you wouldn't go home anyway
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if you missed. If it's okay, I know, Eddie's the
champ again. We're in the tiara. Eddie has four wins,
Morgan has four wins, Amy has four wins. If anybody
wins as the new champion, except for Lunchbox, who has two, boom,
he needs to win one, keep him alive for next
season and keep the series going. The category is sports. Eddie,
what sport is FIFA related to soccer? Correct? Amy? What
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sport is played at Wimbledon?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Tennis?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Correct? Lunchbox, What sport is associated with the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oh, that's hockey.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Correct, Morgan, what sport would you play in the World
Series Baseball? Correct? The category is baby Animals. Everyone's alive, Eddie.
What do you call a baby goat? A baby goat? Oh,
that's a lamb?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
A kid, It's a kid that was early Like, I'm
out already, You're out.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And if Amy or Morgan win, you lose the championship. Amy,
what do you call a baby.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Cow a calf?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Correct? Lunchbox? What do you call a baby sheep? Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
If he misses this, we will have a new champion.
It could be Amy or it could be Morgan. Hey,
did you know this one? Yes? Everybody always knows the
ones on that's not on this. I know? What do
you call a baby sheep?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Ah? I got it? I mean I got I can't
ask a question.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Okay, baby, you just did and I answered it?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Man, is this what he said?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Lamb?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I'm going to lamb? Correct?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh my god. I started second guys with myself, like
I was very like, I couldn't figure out.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey correct? Three
people remain. The category is famous state attractions. Amy What
state is Plymouth Rock, South Dakota?
Speaker 7 (03:26):
No, why would you say that?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What planet is this? Why you?
Speaker 8 (03:47):
Because I was thinking I don't want to say it now?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Because then okay, next question, somebody else's question, what state
is Mount Rushmore in god.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
South Dakota?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Literally the second.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Question, Oh my gosh, why do that?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Let's see you in lunchbox?
Speaker 9 (04:09):
It is?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Did I say Massachusetts? Is that answer? By the way,
the pilgrims did not land. It's South Dakota.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Listen on a carved out mountain full of presidents that
hadn't even happened.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yees, that's correct. Everybody went what that? Okay? O, organ?
What state is Yosemite National Park in.
Speaker 10 (04:35):
Oh I believe Yosemite is California, and I really want
to go, but it is it another West coast one
national Parks?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
California.
Speaker 10 (04:47):
It's not Oregon, it's not Washington, it's not mont Did
an answer California?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Correct? The category is two word science answers.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
But oh gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Relaxed lunch buch. You got that. It was back to
missus Beard in fifth grade first c lunchbox. What galaxy
is Earth part of Milky Way? Correct? Two words? Oh?
Morgan which gas do plants absorb from the atmosphere?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Okay, and that's a two word, which gas?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Can you repeat? Weren't what gas do plants absorb from
the atmosphere? Gas?
Speaker 10 (05:36):
Carbon dioxide is air that we breathe. But then you
have carbon monoxide, which I don't know if they use,
although it's poisonous.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Need an answer, carbon dioxide? Correct? Shoot, we breathe then
oxygen and out carbon dioxide, and plants do the opposite basically. Okay, Lunchbox.
Famous sidekicks? Okay, Lunchbox. Who is Conan O'Brien's longtime sidekick
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and competed on last season's Dancing with Stars. Huh? Who
was Conan O'Brien's longtime sidekick? Oh that's Jimmy Kimmel. Oh gosh, Richtor,
correct that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It's not actually his name is uh.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
That's all I can think of it. I was like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Gosh, all right, all right, Morgan, doctor Watson is what
famous detective sidekick? What doctor Watson is? What famous detective sidekick?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Oh? I wasn't think I was alive for this.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
I mean, the only famous detective that I know of
is Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But did he have a sidekick that was a doctor.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Doctor Watson? Is what famous detective sidekick? You didn't answer,
my Palter.
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Sos Way Sherlock Holmes, Right, so you were alive for that.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I guess that's the only one.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I know of. None of us were alive. But it
was written. That's been remade a million times. Okay, superhero catchphrases.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You can do it.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't know any of these guys. What Superhero says
up up and away, lunchbox? What up up and away?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Up, up and away?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I mean, I have no.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Up, up and away, up, up and away five seconds
shooting things buzz like your.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I mean someone that goes in the sky. So it
has to be iron Man away from it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
They he wears a big ass.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well Superman does, but so does Man, so does I don't.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I've never heard of Superman up and even said it
exactly like Superman says it up, up and away.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I've never heard him say that. All right, how's it, Morgan?
But yours was so easy.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
I don't think it was. I've watched Superman.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You even talked yourself to the answer, like who flies
Fozzy Bear? Okay, ready, Morgan, I'm ready. What superhero says,
I can do this all day?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
I can do this all day.
Speaker 11 (08:54):
That's Countain America Vegan First, it's anonymous, sin Busy, Anonymous
s in bar.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
He here's a question to be Hello, Bobby Bones. Through
high school, our son has shown little desire to take
control of his own life, despite encouragement from me and
my wife. He still doesn't have interest in getting his
driver's license. He's just fine with us driving him everywhere.
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Weird right, Well, in three months he's going to graduate.
He has a two year associate's degree in cybersecurity. He
said that there have been internship opportunities discussed, but he
didn't want to be bothered with it, so he's shown
little to no interest in figuring out what job he
should get. My wife seems content to coddle him a
bit longer. What do you think we should do? What
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can I do to light a fire under his butt
without my wife thinking that I'm trying to kick him
out forcibly signed dad hoping for a spark. Let's go
to you guys that have older kids.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Amy, Uh, yeah, I think that.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Yeah, we need to put something in place here. We're
enabling this lack of desire him being comfortable at home,
and I get that it's not you. Maybe it's mostly
your wife. You use the word coddled, I'll use the
word enabling, like she needs to want to prepare him
for taking care of himself, and he is not there
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yet and that needs to start happening now.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So set some boundaries.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You're also hurting him. Yeah, if I were to talk
to the mom, I would say, I know you feel
like you're helping him, but you're hurting him because you're
not giving him the tools to succeed later. And that's
part of the job as a parent is to give
the kids the tools so that when the parents not around,
they still are able to do the work they need
to do using those tools. You're not giving them those tools,
so you're doing them a disservice while you're thinking you're
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doing him a service.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Eddie, I'm not there yet because my son's eighteen, he
hasn't graduated high school yet.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
But I in plan.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I have a plan already set to where if he
ever thinks he's going to come back home, it's not
gonna happen. I want to be there emotionally to support
him and give him advice on what to do, but
the doors are locked, Like, you're not allowed to come
home unless like something really bad happens and you need something.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Are you gonna push him out? It's like the bird man.
The bird's gotta fly from the nest. But when do
you make the bird fly? Like soon?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Yeah, once he graduates high school. If he's gonna go
to college, then we're gonna set you up and help
you go to college.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Right.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
If it's you don't want to go to college, do
you want to go work, then go work and go
find a place to live. We'll help you find it.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Lunchboxs end up moving back in with his parents. Yeah,
that was that was an unfortunate situation. Couldn't afford to
pay rent, and so I needed to live with mom
and dad for a little while and Grandma. That's mostly
why you move back though, because you can't afford to
pay rent, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah, I just I mean, so I think sometimes you
gotta let because I had a job. It's not like
I wasn't working, So I think them giving me a
shelter it was because I had a job. If I
didn't have a job, I don't think they would have well,
well me with open arms, and so Eddie, I feel
bad for your kid because you can't want to let
him get on Facebook spend the night somewhere, but you
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are going to kick him out of the house.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, what does that have to do with Facebook and
spend the night at somewhere, Like we've already. He has
a job. He's had a job, so he knows how
to work. Now, it's just how are you going to
live by yourself?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Did you move out right at eighteen?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Right?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I did not, but that's because I went to college
in my hometown. Well, what if he does that, then
we'll help him.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Get a place. But your parents let you stay in
that place. Yeah, but I didn't like how my parents
did it. Okay, that's fair. I really didn't.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
And like even with my older brother, like he would
come back and go move out and then come back
and move out, and I remember telling him like why why, Like,
once I'm gone, I'm not coming back.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Why did you move back because you couldn't afford to
live by yourself? Yeah? And how what age did you
move out again? Twenty five? He lived with your parents
till you're twenty five?
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, did you like that, did they have rules at home?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
And no, No, there was no rules.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
There was absolutely no rules except for I mean usually
Saturday mornings, I needed to be there with Grandma because
so my parents could go groag sailing and so I
could watch Grandma, and so that was really it. So
like if I was out the night before and I
spend the night somewhere, I had to get up early
and get home so they could go groad sailing.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
I think in this conversation specifically, I think you have
to communicate to your wife that she thinks she's taking
care of him, but she's actually hurting him long term.
That's got to be that community. It's not the kid
that you have to communicate this too, because he's making
his decisions based on what he's allowed to do and
looks like you guys are allowing him and you're enabling
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him and you're not preparing him with life skills. So
I think it's the conversation with the wife first and
it's going to be hard for her, and then it's
the conversation to the kid second, because he's only following
his lead. Yeah, why this.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Is tough, man hard, It's a hard decision to make. Yeah,
but it's I think it's the better decision.
Speaker 8 (13:59):
It's more difficult because they've allowed this the last two
years or whatever.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Good luck, it's hard.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Don't Yeah, don't let another year pass and be like, Oh,
I wish I would have had that conversation.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It should. You got to get to wife on board
before the kid.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
I know it's about Yah and kind of hear her
and see her and understand where she's coming from because
some of it might be because of her upbringing.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Like great point. So yeah, good luck on the Bobby
Bones show. Now what happens that we don't see whenever
you are super famous, Now you've been exposed to.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
I think it makes your life really convenient, and it
makes your life really inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Do convenience first.
Speaker 12 (14:40):
Convenience is obviously the ability and the financial freedom to
like travel the way that you want to travel, stay
at the places you want to stay, have access to
things that other people wouldn't have access to, i e.
Like tickets to sporting events, and like people want you
to go to stuff and be it stuff and that
is a really cool thing.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The inconvenience is just.
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Like the obvious, like people following you to your house
or people trying to figure out where you're staying so
they can get a bunch of autographs from you and
sell them or what like there's all these things like
you are never you always feel like someone's looking at
you all the time when I'm anywhere, not like in
a fear way, but just kind of like it's weird
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to say doing what I do that I really don't
like to be the center of attention that much, especially
when I'm outside of my job parameters, Like I don't
want people to think that I think I'm cool or famous.
Like I'm aware of it, but it's not something that
I take a lot of stock in, Like it doesn't
provide me with a lot of like mental fulfillment. Yeah,
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Like I'm not like, oh, I'm famous, and that is
like I don't derive any of my self worth from
being famous, Like I try to derive myself worth from
like being a good friend, or like being good to
the people that work for me, and being to people
that like at the venues we play at, or being
nice to fans in public. Like that's where I derive
a lot of my self worth from. Is like just
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maintaining like trying to be a good person I think
is important to me and trying to be kind to
people and going out of my way to do nice things.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
For people and giving back to people I feel like is.
Speaker 12 (16:18):
And fame has allowed me to do that on a
greater level than I could have ever been able to
do that. So very thankful for that part of it,
you know. But you just kind of like sometimes you're
out and you're just like I feel like everyone's like
I'm kind of embarrassed because I like everyone's looking at me.
Did you ever get caught up in it early?
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Not?
Speaker 12 (16:33):
Not really no, because it happened so fast. There was
like like I didn't have any free time. Like it
hasn't gotten like really like really convenient til like the
last two years.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
And now I've got kids, so I've got that going on.
Speaker 12 (16:46):
So it's like, I don't know, I just feel like
the way I am with my friends and my family
and stuff, like they would just have never let me
get to that point, you know, And I didn't want
to get to that point anyways, Like of being this
like big ego to stick ole guy.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I think I'm gonna This is my opinion. There's a
tier in current country music and I'm gonna eliminate all
the greats. I'm gonna I'm gonna take the guards out
that they're out. But there's a tier in that top tier,
in my opinion, is you and Wallin and Zach Bryan
for multiple reasons. Sure, streaming success number one, touring success. Right,
you guys are doing stadiums. Sure does somebody like you
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still compare yourself to other people.
Speaker 12 (17:25):
I don't think musically really ever, Like I'm not like, well,
I need my stuff to sound more like this guy's
or that guys. Obviously you're aware of other people's success
just because, like I think my team is more obsessed
with it than I am. And I don't think that's
necessarily a bad thing, but it's not something I ever
try to get caught up in, Like I really want
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to try to run my own race. You know, I
can be nothing but happy for anyone else having success
to me, like, it's so rare to achieve, and it's
like the first time there's I mean, there's been two
stadium acts in country music history before right now, Chesney
and Garths. That's really it on a consistent basis, So
to have three guys doing it at one time, it
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speaks to the you know, the overall health of the genres,
like it's it's you know, it's in a better place
than it's ever been in, and it's been in some
really great places in the past.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
So I feel lucky to be a part of that.
Speaker 12 (18:17):
And I think for me, I joke about that stuff
more than take it seriously.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Like I remember thinking, like, man, I, you.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
Know, put out this one's for you, and it ties
Shanaia's record for the longest number one, and then Morgan
puts his outm out and beats it, and it's like,
you know what happens, But it's like, what's that.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
It doesn't really change anything for me.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
There was like six months where I was the best
selling country artist of all time, and then it was
Morgan shortly afterwards.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
So it's like it's never going to.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Like it never stops, and I don't know, I just
I just feel like it's a waste of time to
worry about that stuff. Man, Like I have so much
good stuff going on. I have no like need to
be the biggest or best guy that's ever done it,
or like the most tickets or I just feel like
you're missing the whole point of it.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
What's the point of it.
Speaker 12 (19:03):
The point of it is like to enjoy it, like
to look back on your life and say, man, like,
we did that, We accomplished it in a way we
felt good about.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
We were good to people that we met along the way.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
And I've lived a great fulfilling life that was full
of career success but also full of time spent with
my kids and time spent with my friends and enjoying
the things that I want to enjoy and enjoying kind
of like the spoils of war, like getting to like
go sit courtside at a Lakers game, Like I don't
take that stuff for granted. It's so cool to be
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able to get to do that. It's something I never
would have been able to do, you know, in the past.
And so just that's what it is. Man Like, if
we're calling in the trappings of like who's the biggest
this and I'm the best that, Like, are you even
really enjoying? Are you what are you even doing it for?
If that's why you're doing it, why are you even
doing it?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Really? Do you need a break ever creatively to get
creative again? Oh? Big time?
Speaker 12 (19:57):
I feel like right now I'm like I want to
write more than I ever have. I've got an album
coming out in March, just because I haven't had time to. Like,
I love writing on stuff and writing stuff for my records,
and Willie Nelson start us. It's Willie's most successful record
of all time. Okay, and Willie Nelson, I think we
can all agree, is one of the best songwriters in
the history of country music.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Right.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
This is his most successful album he's ever had, and
it's the only.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Album that he didn't write any songs on.
Speaker 12 (20:23):
And this album that I'm about to put out is
the album that I've written the least songs on. I
still wrote a lot, but there's not many that were
like my idea from inception. A lot of them were
ideas or starts that came from my buddies. And then
some of them are songs that I didn't write on
at all, And like some of my favorite songs on
this record I didn't write. I didn't write the title
track to this record, I Am the way I Am. Yeah,
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I didn't write that song, And those are some of
my favorite songs on the record, And it was some
of it was out of necessity from a time standpoint
of just trying to be home with the kids more
and trying to be present with my wife and like
being there from my family while also doing the you know,
going playing these crazy festivals last year and making this record,
and some of it was out of necessity, but some
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of it was also out of like letting go of
like the need, Like maybe there was this egotistical need
of like, well, I feel like I need to write
my songs because that adds something to my thing. And
I think that it does sometimes. You know, it doesn't always,
and you know, but I do think that sometimes, like
I want people to know. It wasn't ever the It
wasn't ever the thought of look how smart of a
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guy I am, or look how good I am at
right and the stuff. It was more like I wanted
people to know that I'm like putting the work in.
That was my thinking at the time. I was like, well,
I'm not just phoning this in.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's time for the good news. Body on the river,
they see something moving around on a little piece of ice,
and there's a bald eagle stranded floating out there. It
had been hurt, so they see the eagle struggling floating
on a small piece of ice, it couldn't fly, So
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the police that were on patrol said, all right, we
got to go out there and get it. So they
go out, they get a boat and they go and
that bird's freaking out too, Like even if you're getting
saved and you're a bird, you don't exactly know what's happening. Yeah,
you're an injured bird, and if you're injured, you're thinking
nothing's good at this point. But they get out. They
were able to take the bird, catch it with that
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with a pole, bring it back in. They took it
to an uh avian rehibate. Did say it a like
avian flu? Yeah? Yeah, bird flue to a rehab facility
in New Jersey. So they save the bird. It's all
on video, but they do the whole pole, you know,
like two people do the pole with the rope on it,
and that bird wants nothing to do with that pole.
You don't know yet, bird, they're trying to save your life.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Reminds me of this video.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
I saw this guy rescuing a deer on ice, and
I feared for the guy's life the entire time because
the ice could break and the deer like the It's
like it's like when I wish we could communicate to
the animals like, no, we're here to help you, because
the deer was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
But it's like, I'm here to help you.
Speaker 12 (22:59):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
My theory the government has the ability to communicate with
animals and they know what animals are thinking. They just
haven't shared that technology with us yet. Well, they could
have used it with this ball to eagle. I don't
think that police had it. I think it's a pretty secret.
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, all right, there you go. That's what it's all about.
That was telling me something good. In fact, Jada Pinkett
Smith met Will Smith when she was auditioning to play
his girlfriend on The Fresh Prince of Bell There she
did not get the part, but then they got married.
Well usually you get somebody the parts. Yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I guess it was out of his control.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
I don't think anything was out of his control. Oh,
that was his show. Yeah, A Place to Mom. Yeah,
I've never seen that documentary is a good. Oh I
just know from the show that, uh is there a
documentary or a re like everybody gets back together?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
I guess maybe they get back together. I can see
that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah. The first moment he got of a huge fight
with kicked her off, brought in a new mom, the
first Vivian. Yeah, ain much got.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
The reason many doorknobs are made of brass is because
of something no as the all ego dynamic effect, and
it disinfects itself.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Brass does.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
Yeah, brass objects can self disinfect, proving especially useful on
frequently touched surfaces like doorknobs.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
My front door knobs. Brass.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
That's crazy like that the metal actually does that? The
brass that's pretty crazy. Next, what's the next self cleaning oven?
Give me a break?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Well, brass has been Is brass natural like?
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Or is it like? Man? I have no knowledge in
the brass world. I know, I asked you like, yeah, Like,
I feel like I'm pretty nonical by some things. I
got nothing there.
Speaker 10 (24:39):
Yeah, I would think it's No, it's a not a
natural element. It's a man made alloy. There you go,
there you go, made of copper instinct. Well, now I
know I don't remember really need to wipe it down.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I still would, though, Yeah would, Yeah, I still would.
The most lopsided game in college football history nineteen sixteen,
Georgia Tech won two hundred and twenty two to zero
over a school from Tennessee called Cumberland College. That's crazy. Crazy.
They didn't call it nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, lunchrocks. Oh, if you own a pair of Nikes,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
You get a hole in them, they get damage, you
just throw them away, go buy a new pair of shoes.
Not so fast, my friends. Nike has a two year
warranty on their shoes if you take them back to
the store, new Nikes.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Any suit, doesn't matter the store, the one you bought
it from.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Well do you promise?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I know? But does it?
Speaker 8 (25:30):
Like there's Nike stores, but like, say you bought it
at a department store.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Can if you.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Bought Nikes them two years you take it back and
they give you a new pair of shoes if it
has a hole in it?
Speaker 8 (25:42):
Or can I just because I have a pair of
Nikes that got all.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
To your warranty on foot wearing apparel from the data
manufacturer for defects of materials or workmanship such as soul
separation or air unit failures. Yeah, so if you got
a hole amy I do and I have one does
not cover general wearing, tear misuse, or damage from proper clean.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh my might be considered general.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's only if there's defects in the workmanship, faulty stitching, peeling,
or detective air units. You can go to the Nike
website or Nike you auth the right story. You cannot
go back to wherever you got it. So that it's
cool though, not to write on your fact, but it's
cool to know.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
And I've read it on Longe.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm stuck competed about that brass thing too,
but thank you. That's crazy. So it just cleans itself.
That's crazy, Morgan.
Speaker 10 (26:29):
So President Jimmy Carter once left the biscuit aka nuclear
codes in his jacket, which he then sent to the cleaners.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Wow, the code for the nuclear and now you got
to have that box they called the football. But if
you get the football, you got the codes. Blow up
the world. I mean, that's what's going to blow up
the world. As one person shooting a nuke, somebody matching it.
The next thing you know, you're just nuking everybody and
nobody's dead. But hey, how about that story about that
fun fact? Yeah. Popeye's Chicken is named after Gene Hagman's
(26:59):
character Jimmy Popeye Doyle in the French Connection, not after
the cartoon Popeye. Oh really, really.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I thought about it, and Popeye is maybe because it's
like New Orleans French Connection.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I don't know, dude, that brass thing still got my
head spentding. I spent enough time thinking about mine even
All right, what do you have?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah, so this is kind of sad, but the average
American will lead thirty five thousand cookies in their lifetime.
And the reason I say it's sad is that when
I first read, I thought it was like just people,
but now it's just Americans.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Like, I'm gonna break this down with a calculator.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
So as I am ripping through my thin.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Mints, there are Yeah, that was all crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I thought I was gonna have extra boxes number thirty
five thousand.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, So at thirty five thousand cookies in a lifetime,
let's say divide it by seventy eight years. Okay, yes, okay,
So that's four hundred and forty eight a year. So
let's just divide that by a month. That's thirty seven
a month. Let's divide that by four a week. It's
nine a week. Oh yeah, bring I bring that average up.
(27:57):
That's a little lower cookie a day's lifetime. But like
when you haven't eaten cookies in a while, Like how
many do you eat? I don't know if like three
hundred and sixty five cookies a year? No, I do,
no chance do you lift all of us up? I
think I do you get a problem? I've heard last night,
so i'll tell you that, right. All right, let's check
(28:20):
some voicemails. Go ahead.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
I'm a teacher in Minnesota and we happen to have
a snow day, so I record.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
The price is right.
Speaker 9 (28:27):
I haven't been able to watch, so I wanted to
go see you when Lunchbox was on and I don't
remember what did they do it was going to be aired,
So if you could let me know what date it
was going to be aired so I can go back
and find it, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Thanks so much. I wondered, if you think he's going
to be on the show Lunchbox, what do you think
about this call?
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, it has not happened yet, so you don't need
to go back. It's still coming. March thirty first and
April second are my two episodes.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
He's just gonna be in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Aman, not just in the crowd, Like, I mean, you
don't know how many times they're going to show me
in the crowd, and like, I may be the star
of the crowd.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And can I say something? What if this would be
the greatest gotcha ever? If he got on the show
and he didn't tell us. And this is all a
bit leading up to that. No chance, Oh you don't
think the chance.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You don't think he wouldn't yell at the top of
the mountain and be like eyes, I'm on.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I think it's the greatest payoff if he's able to
pull this off. I do. I'm now starting to think
that he might have gotten on the show, and he's
leading us to these dates to watch him on the show,
because otherwise I think he'd be embarrassed that he didn't
get on the show and they're not gonna show him,
and then we're gonna watch it and go like we
never saw you and then make fun of them.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, I mean, they're gonna show me. I don't think
you understand. The camera goes right in front of your face,
like in the crowd, like it is on a big
little arm and it pans the crowd back and forth,
So there's no chance I'm not on the show.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Would you like us to watch the episode on the
thirty first?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yeah, you're not addressing You're not addressing what Bobby's saying, lunchbox,
What do you want me to say?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Are you really on the show?
Speaker 12 (30:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Did you make it on the show?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Now, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
It would be the greatest, the great I love a bit.
He'd pulled one right over our eyes. He wants us
to watch it. That's the only thing that makes me
think there's a chance. I put the chance of twenty
percent one in five that he actually got on the show.
And this has been a long bit with a massive payoff.
(30:35):
Amy percentage, I'll go, I.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Mean, it's not impossible, so I'll get it ten.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Percent, Eddie. Yeah, I'm gonna go say ten percent. So
there is a chance. After the way watching him react
to what you're.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Saying, I didn't even react, Eddie. I just sat here.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
That's the point. I know you were good at it.
I will say this. The respect will go through the
roof if he's able to pull this off and keep
the secret and pull off one of the greatest bits
of buybu shoe history. If he gets on the show, now,
do you think he just got on or do you
think he wanted I don't. It doesn't matter if he
even gets down to the row like he got us,
so he's a contestant. Yeah, because now I think back,
(31:13):
like how they not put him on his energy? That's
a lot of energy. It's just magnetic.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
So I felt like it was magnetic too. That's why
I was so frustrated that they didn't put me on,
Like I didn't understand. That's why the second day I
went back. I tried to be calm because I was like,
maybe I was too energetic. I don't understand it. I
wish I could talk to a producer, like, if we
could have a producer tell us exactly what they look for.
Is it like one day they look for energy, the
(31:40):
next day they don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I wish I knew. That's that's a reason why I
think he got on. He went he went too hard
at that that explanation, trying to get a producer on.
How do we even know he did the second day
because the second day was a couple's day. No, I
mean the second day that he could Yeah, he had
three days. He didn't get on, he didn't get to
go in. But how do we even know that he
went for a couple of days. The whole story wasn't
made up because he could have pulled off the greatest
(32:03):
con in the history of the Bobby Bone Show. Guys,
what's your percentage? Twenty one and five fifteen after he
has the ability to pull off a good prank?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I agree, I posted from the Price is Right every
day guys.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yeah, but you will and that's what someone would do.
Oh wow, I wonderfully, God on March thirty first and
April second, we have to watch now in the irony
of April second being my birthday, and if he got
on for my birthday and pulled off the greatest bit
prank in the history at the show, how awesome of
a birthday gift for that? What a gift that would be. Mike,
what do you think any chance he got on? I
(32:36):
say one percent.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I don't want he's that good of an actor, because
he was so dejected.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
When he came in here like jig, so you don't
think he's a good actor. He couldn't pull that off,
and he couldn't hold it that excitement lunch about your
thoughts to him saying you're not a good actor.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Well, I mean you've seen me act and I'm pretty convincing.
I'm really good at it. So I don't know. I
don't know that Mike really knows good actor.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Have we seen you act?
Speaker 3 (32:57):
And what it's on the show, Well, we weren't there.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
We didn't go to that show. And they took your
lines from Frontay night Lights. They took your line from
you at least all that. Yeah, that's good. Okay, So
we don't know if he's on. I'm starting to think
that he has pulled off the greatest bit in Bobby
Bone Show history, and that March thirty first or April second,
we will see him as a contestant on the show.
(33:21):
Thank you for the call. Leave us a voicemail anytime.
Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, It's time for.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
The good news.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
So Rita Conley is in a wheelchair.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
She has spina bifida and her increasing muscle weakness has
kept her unable to travel in a car safely. Like
they had a van, but she would have to just
sit in it, not equipped properly. Well, guess what she
was given a wheelchair accessible Chrysler PACIFICA or her wheelchair
clicks right into the driver's seat, it stays in place,
and she can drive.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Now she's safe.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
So shout out to All Things Possible Mobility because that's
a nonprofit that gifted her the car she can drive. Yeah, yeah,
she says. It's not like she just to get out
of it. Yeah, it just like loads up and then
locks him.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Play. That's a minivan, right, the Pacific. It's nice you
like that. Yeah, those are nice, man. I'm not familiar
with the minivans yet. I'm not there in my life yet.
I'm not minivan guy like I'll probably never be. But man,
when you get in one of those like this, it's
just perfect. I have a friend who does my NFL
show with me. His name is Matt Castle, and he
has five kids and he drives a touring like an
(34:31):
artist van, a big vic. Yeah. Yes, and so he
drives because he's got five kids of all ages, and
sometimes he'll drive it over to the house. It's a monster.
I've seen him pull up to like games and they
all just come out of the cars, all the kids. Yeah,
it's a wild, good story, that's what it's all about
that was telling me something good.
Speaker 13 (34:54):
Wake up, Wake Up.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
In the.
Speaker 13 (34:59):
Radio, the dogs read his lunchbox. More game too, bread
and it's trying to put you through fog. He's running
this week's next bit.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
The Bobby's on the box, so you.
Speaker 12 (35:14):
Know what this.
Speaker 13 (35:18):
This the Bobby balls.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Now time for the Morning Corny, the mourning Corny.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Why did the horse run away in the middle of
its wedding?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
What did the horse run away in the middle of
its wedding?
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It got cold feet?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh, Colt, oh Colt? That was the morning Corny, and
hear the tough. Okay. Amy's got a challenge for us
write a horror story using only three words. So we're
supposed to come up with three words, and it's like
the worst three words I know they could be said
(35:59):
to you. Yeah, okay, what would yoursy gives an idea
so we can get into this.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
You have cancer.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Oh, that one's terrible. I think it can't be that one.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Okay, that's I was gonna go. But that you are
dying straightforward, man, that's not good.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Okay, I think it can't be. Of course, that's a terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
If you ask me, that's terrible.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
I'm gonna shoot you all those I'm gonna shoot you
know it has to be.
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Okay, you tell me what's your horror story?
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Okay, you tell me my three yours went so.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Hard, it was so awful.
Speaker 8 (36:35):
Okay, Okay, I'm trying to think because I was thinking, like,
you are dead.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
You can't be told that if you're dead, I'm gonna
shoot you like that one.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Okay, So mine would be if I were to have
to say it. Oops, I'm late. That's a horror story.
Horror story personal, yeah, okay, you want to do this?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Okay, what about this?
Speaker 8 (37:00):
Guys you probably like say, you're not married and you
don't want kids.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
You don't want to hear you're.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
The father's well not you're but you're doing yours.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Oh I got one.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I got one along that I'm pregnant again, No.
Speaker 3 (37:14):
Nor yours.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
For me. Okay, Okay, let's everybody take a breath because
we got off on a bad note here. Amy was
one of his hardest.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Okay, ready, okay, Amy go, I don't want to hear
life without parole.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
That's not a you. You don't even understand it, Yes
I do.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That would be dreful.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Four ones that you've done Okay, how about this one, Amy,
drink this poison? Yeah, that one sucks. That's not a
real that's anybody would hate to hear that, like you specifically. Okay, Okay,
I got another one. Okay, no more beer, that's good. Okay, Okay,
here's one. The dog's out, one's out of the gate.
(38:04):
Oh my god, i'd freak out. Oh okay, Amy, Oh
my god, I'm ready whenever you're done. He left you.
Come on, you're getting closer though, I got here. Lottery
is canceled. Good one for you, you brutal O. Another
(38:27):
would be Arkansas lost again. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
It's your bit y.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
We're gonna say this one doesn't work for me. But
I don't want to hear it like you've been evicted.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Guys, are you worried about that?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's never gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
That is not a good thing to hear.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Yeah, or like.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
That would be bad. I don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Nobody does. He's just supposed to be specific to us.
We have to amputate your leg. I mean that's a lot.
That's a lot of words.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
What I'm saying, Like Amy, it's like we're not doing
it realistically, So why don't we just do a lot
of words?
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Okay, trying to figure out how to say menopause, all
dried up?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
For words, all dried up. That is happening, to be
honest with you, gross and I want to throw up.
Speaker 8 (39:27):
I mean, it's okay, what would you all pick my whrror.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Story to be?
Speaker 5 (39:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (39:34):
You want to pick Amy's sure? Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, Okay,
therapy is canceled.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
That's good. That's specific to you. Yeah right, I could
have done better, but that was off the dome.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Your therapist died.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
That would I would not like that because I don't
want to start over with another one.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
I hear you any for her? For her? Your boyfriend's
gone or died if you want to go your boyfriend.
Oh my gosh, your boyfriend died of cancer and poison.
That bad? How about one like, uh, how about this
(40:19):
got scammed again?
Speaker 2 (40:21):
Okay, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Scammed again? Not again?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yes, a scam?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Okay, nobody's ever had a segment. I didn't have been
the worst at it. Lunch function for her man.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
I was trying to do some of their vocal cords,
like vocal cords gone that way.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
She can't talk.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
But I don't know how to sum that up.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
I lost my lost your boy. I would be devastated.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
And I don't know how many words is a d D.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
That's strain, no I'm saying, but a.
Speaker 12 (40:53):
D D is that.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
We can come as one who on your own words?
What would you say?
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I was just said. I was just you know, spitball
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:04):
You already I already know I have ex chance that
you have a d D.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Great because you already have it. Yeah, okay, man, well everybody,
good job.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Thanks, This is fun, Like you know, sometimes you're looking
for like dinner games around the table, like high low,
how is your day?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
You started the game with you have cancer?
Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, well that.
Speaker 8 (41:26):
Would be on my that's my nightmare. Both my parents
had it, Like that's what I think about. That's a
I don't want to hear those three words or like
time for hospice.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Oh my god, no one wants to hear that. Until
I knew a nuclear bombing coming, she was going as
hard as you possibly can. Okay, that's fun, dinner game.
Everybody take that home with him.
Speaker 12 (41:51):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
Today this story comes us from Colorado. A man said,
he got heard at work, ain't go to work, got
back problems. Ah, guys, I need disability. So he's getting disability.
And then he has a burner Instagram account and once
he posted up there videos of him snowboarding down the slopes.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
How they find the burner?
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (42:17):
The private investigator went and looked at his Instagram and
just started checking on people he followed to see if
they pictured posted pictures of him doing anything. Found this,
then went and followed him to the slopes.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Wow, so someone had probably posted a story of him
doing his other account?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yep, what is it called burner? Is it called like
friends sta?
Speaker 1 (42:37):
Well, so that would probably be more of a friends stuff. Yeah,
a burner is a secret account that nobody knows about,
just so you control people. Yeah, if you're posting stuff
that only your friends can see that isn't public, that's
more of us. They caught his friends too, They caught
his friends to never heard of that.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
I I was like, an, these kids probably have some
friends toes.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Oh great, and I don't know about it. Well, that's
the point of it. They can show their friends, but
not everybody knows about a burner. Nobody knows it's fake name,
and you're only doing it not to post stuff about you,
but to discrew with other people in the comments. So
we got the point though.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
Yeah, And anyway he's done, he's going.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
To jail or what. Yeah, he's gonna be charged with fraud.
Speaker 1 (43:15):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Voicemail.
Speaker 12 (43:20):
Good morning, studio.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
I have a question. I want to know why Bobby
can be quiz Bowl champion but he can't remember a
few friends birthdays with for twenty years. Some thanks, have
a good one bye.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You guys, rock, Thank you. Great question. Priorities Yeah, it's easy. Wait, yeah, priorities, Yeah,
like I care to know every state in capitol? Correct
my calendar? Do you what do you reminds me of
you guys birthdays? It's obviously not a priority to him
to learn our birthdays. Amy, I barely know mine.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yes, you know yours? You know your birthday? You not
know your birthday?
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Is I don't care that much about birthday, our birthdays,
or even my own, so I don't really think about
when birthdays are. But yeah, no, I if I really
set my mind to it, I think it could now
if it was part of a game, you'd probably learn
it right, Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
If it wasn't a study guide for a quiz Bowl game.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Yeah, Like if you said there's money attached to it,
I could go amy, March eighteenth, I know it, Okay,
in mine is the twenty something?
Speaker 10 (44:23):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Is there money on it? Oh there's money, lots of
money attached.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
Oh you can do it.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
I don't know, man, Okay, March twenty. He's got it first.
See he knows it. What if it's all been gag?
And the whole thing is, I've known all your birthdays
the whole time. But I want to be known as
a guy that doesn't Rember birthdays. It wouldn't surprise me.
I mean a terrible bit. But whatever. We'll see you guys.
We're going on a cruise. So we're already going to
get going on the cruise with the show and the artists,
(44:56):
and we'll do another one next year. But we're going
on the cruise. So we will see you guys. Guys
on Monday. Some of us will be in studio, some won't,
but everybody should be here one way or the other.
I will see you guys Monday. By everybody. The Bobby
Bone Show, The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced
and sang by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram
(45:19):
at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head
of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones.
Thank you for listening to the podcast.