January 10, 2026 • 19 mins
Morgan and Lunchbox answer listener questions!! Lunchbox talks all about his kiddos from them being on social media to the personality traits they inherited from him. Then is he still playing soccer? Are Morgan and Lunchbox excited for the cruise? And lastly, some marriage advice for Morgan.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. It's listener
Q and Daytime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We got Jane from Ohio who said lunch, you and
Morgan are my favorites. And that's how we're starting off today.
Welcome to Best Bits.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Listen to Thank you, Jane.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hold on, you need a breakound?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, No, I'm good. Jane from Ohio appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's our shout out to start. But we're
getting right into the question.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Jane from Ohio? Have you ever been to Dreamland?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Why is Dreamland in Ohio or something? It used to be?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, now it's a shopping center. I just wondered if
she had ever been to Dreamland?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Have you ever been to Joyland in Kansas? What's that?
Because you were born there, you know, I've been to
Worlds of Fun. No, Joyland used to happen. It was
like right outside of Wichita. No, I had a whole
amusement Parker was really cool.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, but have you ever been to Worlds of Fun? Yeah,
I've been to the World of That's the greatest place ever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I hated it because the slides were too high and
I was scared.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh, well that's where I went. I'd go to a
Royals game and then we'd go to Worlds of Fun. Yeah,
and so it's still there.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, it's still there. I wonder if my kids would
like it. Yeah, it depends if they like high slides.
I did not as a kid. If you take a
kid really young, he's gonna traumatize him for lives.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, man, Okay, well wait.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Till they're older. Was it, Ohio, where Dreamland was? You
said it was? Yeah, it had to be so confident
in that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay. Did you get a hang out with no teeth Keith?
Over the break? James in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hung out with no teeth? Keith making a priority because
he is a priority in our lives. Always good to
see him because he's doing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is he in good health? He's great, man, he's hey, kid,
it's so beutiful to see you. Oh your kids are
just so amazing. Ow look at him, kid out. How
old is he now?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Keith?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
There's probably sixty nine or seventy or seventy one. Okay,
I thought it would be older than that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
My parents okay, right there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, they all Well, you talk about him. I would
assume he's like ninety at this point. No, he just talks.
He's talked like that from forever.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Like We'll be in the car and I'll talk to
him and I'll be on the phone and I'm kid,
that's a beautiful kid.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'll get off the phone. My kids will be like, Dad,
why'd you keep going kid? That's beautiful kid? And I'm like, oh,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And then so they've met him before, you know, but kids,
it's hard for them to remember if they don't see
him that often. So they saw him over Christmas. I'm like, hey, guys,
you know how, I'm on the phone and I'm always like, kid,
I was like, this is Keith R.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What. I don't know what you're talking about. Dad.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm like, okay, you literally make fun of me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And hey kid, and this is him.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah that's great. Yeah. He showed up in his forty
nine ers sweatshirt and watched his San Francisco forty nine
ers take down my Chicago Bears, and he did his
stupid clap.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh kid, that was a beautiful game.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Kid, Oh kid, hop out my Niners. I'm like, all right,
get out of here here, get lost.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Really just stuck a knife.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Really, I mean, here's the deal. I don't lose my
I'm not one of those people that's like, oh my god,
my day's ruined if they lose. It was just it
was fun to watch and fun to have him there
to watch with him and like laugh and joke. And
we played left right center okay, yeah, during the game
with the kids, and he played and that's have you
ever played that game?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I think it is fantastic. Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And he loved that, loved it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And here, ah, you know, we're all and the kids
are going crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It is so fun, so great. I'm glad you guys
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, so yes, we hung out.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who was that? That was James in Virginia?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, James in Virginia? Have you ever been to Jamestown?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay? When will Lunchbox let his kids have phones or
social media? Maria from Austin, h.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
My kids phones? Are you talking smartphones? Earliest? Sixteen? Earliest?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, better than Eddie? Eddie said eighteen.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, the kids just don't they don't need them before that.
It's just stupid, like he.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Might give them like a flip phone or something to
contact you before. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Maybe middle school. I don't know, Like, why do kids
need phones? The only problem is to call their friends
because when you to talk to your friends, it used
to be on a house phone. You don't have that anymore,
so that's tough. But really, everybody's like, well, you need
a phone so you know where your kids are. Guess what,
when we were kids, we didn't have phones, so our
(04:26):
parents didn't know where we were. Why can't we do that?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Different world? I guess no, No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's not a different world a little bit. What's different
about it?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think you've had technology and things that have changed
people in the way that they interact with people. So
people are a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, people are a little bit more overbearing. Yeah, but relax,
let your.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Kid go out and play it a little bit more intense.
They've spent so much time on online. That's still certain ways.
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I know, that's why they don't need the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't disagree with you, but we have changed a
little bit. It is a little bit different out there
than it used to be. Because people are stupid now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Their stupid, Like people are stupid now, like they really are.
They are like, oh my gosh, the world's so unsafe.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The world has never been safer ever.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hot take ever. Okay, wait, so sixteen, maybe have a smartphone?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And then social media? Oh, as long as you can.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Ye, as long as we can keep without. They don't
need it or no need for it. It's just crazy.
It's just crazy. Like I just can't understand people like that.
Oh I can't let my kid go out and play, Like, why,
what's wrong with it? Kids get out, go That's how
they become kids. That's how they learn stuff. They climb trees,
(05:39):
they go up on dirt mountains, they I mean, run
around the neighborhood, go knock on friends doors. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't disagree. But also, please don't dig doong ditch
because people are crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now we'll see here. And that's another thing. Every person
if they ding don't ditch, who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It should be that? No, I know, I don't agree
with you. No, don't these.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
People that are shooting kids, that ding dong ditch. Who
gives a crap? If they ring your doorbell, There is
no way you feel unsafe because someone is ringing your
doorbell because they have two options. Don't answer it. And
B don't answer it, so there's no threat. It's not
like they're breaking down the door. They're ringing your freaking doorbell,
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ringing your doorbell.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're missing the side of this where we're also in
like one of the biggest mental health crisis we've ever
been in. So you have people that aren't thinking clearly,
they're not seeing things for what they are right. So well, I.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Mean, I I don't want to get into it too deep,
but I'm pretty sure the people that are shooting kids
that are ringing their doorbells, I think there's a race
thing that kind of is there. Okay, yeah, that would
be my more thing. I don't think it's more that
they're scared. I think it's more of a prejudice feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
This reminds me. Did you ever watch the documentary on
Netflix about the Neighbors, the one that it was a
big news story. Crazy Neighbor is what it's called. Hold on,
let me see you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You have to look it up, because I don't know.
I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, I think you would like this The perfect Neighbor.
Tell me about flex. Where's it from? It's based on
It's a true story, it's the whole The whole show
is police bodycam footage and.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's from where what city?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I want to say minutes hold on the Perfect Neighbor?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I would love to hear about this neighbor Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Where does it happen? I know they said it on there,
but uh, Florida? Okay, Yeah, So and it's a I'm
just going to read you exactly what it says. The
Perfect Neighbor is a twenty twenty five American documentary film
directed and produced by Gida about the killing of this person.
And that's all I'm going to tell you, okay, because
(07:51):
I don't want to get anything else away.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, and maybe I'm wrong. I don't like I don't
like to follow those if there's you know, the ding
dong ditch. I used to do that all the time.
And there was this guy Ray that moved in two
houses down the street and diagonal from me, and my
buddy Forrest lived around the corner for him. So he
lived five Forest Lid five houses from me. Six actually
(08:16):
one two two, he's a sixth house and Ray's house
was on the corner and we would cut through his
yard to go to Forest House because it saves us
two seconds instead of staying on the street and going
around the curve. And one day we running through his
yard like going back and forth or whatever, and he
(08:36):
comes out and starts chasing us. And he chased us
for like an hour on his bicycle okay, and is
grown adult. And finally we get to I don't know
how we ended up backing my house and he's knocking
on the door and my dad's like, and he's like,
they're looking in my windows. And he goes, they weren't
(08:58):
looking in your windows. They were probably just cutting through
the yard. And he goes, yeah, well, where I come from,
we shoot people for doing that. And he goes, well,
guess what, You're not where you used to come from,
so you don't do that here because they ain't looking
in your windows. He was like, and san Antonio. And
I'm like, what, san Antonio, that's right down the road.
You shoot people for cut And my dad was just like,
you need to calm down a little bit, man. But
(09:19):
my dad does say that nowadays, if we would have
done what we did back then, we would be shot.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, we were crazy. I'm telling you we were crazy.
Here's the thing though, so but you need to watch
perfect neighbor because it'll it'll really light that fire under you.
And maybe that's bad.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Maybe it's not a race thing on the Dean Dong ditch,
But from what I see, I think that's what it is.
A little prejudice.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
There's a lot of things happening, for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, let the people like, let's let kids be kids,
Like who cares. Like the other day there's a house
being like remodeled or redone in my neighborhood and they're
working on it. The workers all there and they got
these big old dirt piles. Guess what we did. Why
they're doing construction. We stopped, We played. Did they say anything, no, oh,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They did probably enjoy it was probably a cool break
for them to watch kids.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yes, And like when there's a house being remodeled and
it's like it's just the shell and whatever, it's okay
for kids to go in the house and look around.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
This is true. I do it. I don't know if
it's okay. Maybe not okay for a grown man. What
is one things? What is one thing your kids do
that drives you crazy? But they got it from you,
Susie and Missouri.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
One thing my kids got from me, but drives me crazy. Yeah, okay,
oh man, it is tough. My oldest. We are so
similar in our patience.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Level, which is not very high, not very high.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
So he gets frustrated very easily. And that is me.
That is me, Like I am no patience whatsoever. So
it drives me insane when something doesn't work the first
time or whatever. It's like if we're doing something and
it doesn't work the first time, he loses it and
I totally get it, but it drives me nuts, drives
me nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, there's always one kid, like if you have kids,
there's always one kid that's a lot like you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yes, let's get you that that. That is tough for
me because i'm and I know we're so similar and
so I think that's why it gets me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
M m yeah, that's let's see the other two mm
maybe not old enough yet to have quite things.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, they I mean, they have stuff that drives me nuts.
They like, I mean, but it's not that anything that
I can say like, oh I do that, but I
know my oldest is the patience thing, like I can.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Tell no question, that is your child, Oh, no question,
no question. All right, Well you're going to take a
quick break and we're gonna be right back good. I
need a nap with a few more questions. Can your
kids touch their shoulders? That's S. S.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Johnson asking that questions Johnson, check back with me in
one month.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You gotta see if they Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Never really tried it. I need to see if they
can or not. Okay, and I need to see if
their palms can go skyward because I can't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, okay, next best bits, I need you to follow
up on this SS Johnson.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Remember that and best bits in like it feels like
a week, feel like I was just on But send
that question in again. I will be sure to do
some investigating. I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Will we ever get a family photo of your wife
and kids? Christie and Lubbock? Who? Christian love it?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Christian loveck. Absolutely not. You'll never get a picture of
my wife and kids. I will never show you my kids. Uh,
just personal reasons because then people will approach my kids.
And I want my kids to understand what a stranger
is and what a non stranger is. I don't want
everybody knowing who my kids are because I want them
to live their life and have their individuality and their privacy.
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So my kids will never be shown on social media.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What about when they turn like eighteen, that is their decision, okay,
and if they say yes, yes, well.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But at this age, I don't want anybody like knowing
what my I mean. It's just a personal thing. Like
it's just a choice I made because people tend to, like,
I mean, out in public, people do recognize me, and
I don't want them to be like, oh, hey, you're
you know what I mean whatever, Or if they're somewhere
(13:17):
without me and someone recognizes them and talks to them, yeah,
that's a little strange. So unfortunately, no, you will see
a baby picture maybe every year on their birthday, but
it's usually the same picture I posted when they were born,
and that's usually it. And besides that, they'll have a
smiley face or a frownie face or a poop emoji
(13:38):
over their face.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
But maybe not the poop emoji. Well what if there
being poopers? Okay, well they don't deserve that. Would you
want a poop emoji over your face? Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Why not? I don't care. But yeah, so unfortunately I
will not be showing you my kids on social media.
I'm sorry, Chrissy, but thanks for listening. Guns up, Sorry
about your Red Raiders.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are you still playing soccer? This is from somebody in
which chak Kansas.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I haven't been playing soccer and because I've had
my injury for the last seven months. I mean, but
I haven't played soccer. I played through the pain and
then about three months ago I said, all right, I
got to just shut it down.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, so I still am on the team. There's the
still sure you're on the team.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well, I'm still in the text thread, Okay, you really,
and so I'm hoping I'm still on the team. But
they do test text me about my you know, my injury,
and they text like when the Instagram posts from the
show goes up and they're like, I haven't inflated you
know unit down there? They say, oh my god, did
(14:42):
you see what he said about is one member down there?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah. So they're they're they're following along the saga, and
they asked me every week, Hey, you playing this week?
And I don't know if that's just out of pity
or if they know I'm going to say no, so
they keep asking me.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I guess we'll find out when you're actually better.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yes, exactly, that's gonna be. But I will still play
when I am better.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Are you all as excited as I am for the cruise?
Does Lunchbox get to bring his family?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Uh? No, Well I'm not get to bring my family,
and I'm excited about the cruise. I don't really know
what a cruise does, like, I'm not really you've never
mount I've been on an Alaskan cruise, but it's different
because it's cold, and I don't really.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Know this one. You got to bring a Speedoh.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I gotta get bring a speed up maybe two.
And I really have no idea. The cruise gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's gonna be great. I don't know the places we're going.
Never heard of these places?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Have you been to islands before?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Never? In my life?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Doesn't be fun to see? Do witnesses?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Like? That's what I mean? Like I am, I'll be honest.
My wife always says, all we should go on a cruise,
but I'm terrified of going somewhere where you can't see land.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You're you're doing stuff on the boat. No, no, no really, no, no,
it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's about not being able to see land.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know, but I'm saying, like, you're gonna be doing
so many stuff, you're not really thinking, like you're not
standing at the top of the boat the entire time
being like I can't see lands.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, no, But I'm thinking in my head when I'm
doing that stuff that if something goes down on this boat.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They have lifeboats. Okay, they have it for everyone. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, those little lightboats and that big old ocean and
there's big old sharks that.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Eat the lifeboats are huge, and those waves are really
big out the ocean. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So I've always been terrified to go on a cruise
because I don't like being where there is no land.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Okay, well, I promise you you'll be okay. I know we
are gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It's gonna be great. No, it's gonna be fun. I know,
the beach party and they have a casino, and.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I'm excited to eat at the buffet.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The buffet. Man, I'm hoping I can get room service too.
That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Eat like a king, like the buffet is eating like
a king.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, I know, but I whenever I go into like
a hotel, I think I am baller if I order
room service, I think.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He's be like in movies, and it's like, I think
you shouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I never like, I'd never done it un till ten
years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah. I did it one time on one of our
iHeart trips, and I was like, this feels wrong. I
shouldn't be doing this. Oh, but I needed breakfast and
I couldn't go anywhere. Dude.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
There was one time I was in Vegas and it
was New Year's Eve and we were playing blackjack and
it was me and my now wife, we were engaged
at the time, and we were playing blackjack with this
guy and he was loaded, rich loaded. It was me,
my wife, Ryan, Garrett, Missy. We're all at the table
sal and we're all playing. We played with this dude
(17:35):
for hours and he's there by himself, super rich dude,
and he was from Saint Louis shout out, and he
talks to us, talks to us, you know, blah blah blah.
The next morning we get a knock at our door.
He ordered room service, one of everything, maybe two of
(17:56):
everything on the menu and said, congrats on your Engagement's
so cool, and so he fed everyone in my part
like me Garrett. Uh, Missy Ryan sal set food for
all of us and we had a bild freaking breakfast
in the room.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's a cool guy right there, crazy right, yeah, that's
awesome crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And that's like I was like, that's rooms over his yo,
Like that is awesome. So yes, I'm excited for the cruise.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, that is our last question. Spitfire. Marriage advice for
Morgan Samantha from Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Uh, marriage advice like, don't like, don't expect people to
mature like that you fell in love with someone that
how he is like, don't be like, oh you're still
you a like a child still, Like No, it's it's
supposed to still be fun like it's still you're supposed
to still laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, So what I mean like, don't.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Don't like that's that people are like, oh, you got
to grow up once you get married. No, the point
is they fell in love with you because you're an
immature idiot, So be an immature idiot. Like if you're
really button up and you don't like you are, you know,
by the book, then stay by the book and button up,
but don't just still laugh and make fun of each other.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's the that's the key. I'm telling you that is
the key. I don't disagree with you. I like that
marriage advice. I know, I'm freaking great you.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I've been married for I don't know, nine years, ten years.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Make sure you know that. That should be my advice
to make sure you know that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, all right, We're getting.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Out of here. Lunchbox at Radio Lunchbox and.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Check out the Soilders podcast. We got the convention next weekend.
If anybody wants to come hang out with us, we're
going to be having a party in Nashville next weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, last minute, and I'm at web Girl Morgan. You
can follow the show at Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Bye everybody, Oh bye. That's the best bits of the
week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check
out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the
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Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's Bobby Bomb Show and follow at web
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan. It's listener
Q and Daytime.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
We got Jane from Ohio who said lunch, you and
Morgan are my favorites. And that's how we're starting off today.
Welcome to Best Bits.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Listen to Thank you, Jane.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hold on, you need a breakound?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
No, No, I'm good. Jane from Ohio appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's our shout out to start. But we're
getting right into the question.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Jane from Ohio? Have you ever been to Dreamland?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Why is Dreamland in Ohio or something? It used to be?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, now it's a shopping center. I just wondered if
she had ever been to Dreamland?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Have you ever been to Joyland in Kansas? What's that?
Because you were born there, you know, I've been to
Worlds of Fun. No, Joyland used to happen. It was
like right outside of Wichita. No, I had a whole
amusement Parker was really cool.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
No, but have you ever been to Worlds of Fun? Yeah,
I've been to the World of That's the greatest place ever.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I hated it because the slides were too high and
I was scared.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh, well that's where I went. I'd go to a
Royals game and then we'd go to Worlds of Fun. Yeah,
and so it's still there.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yeah, it's still there. I wonder if my kids would
like it. Yeah, it depends if they like high slides.
I did not as a kid. If you take a
kid really young, he's gonna traumatize him for lives.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, man, Okay, well wait.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Till they're older. Was it, Ohio, where Dreamland was? You
said it was? Yeah, it had to be so confident
in that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I think it was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay. Did you get a hang out with no teeth Keith?
Over the break? James in Virginia.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Hung out with no teeth? Keith making a priority because
he is a priority in our lives. Always good to
see him because he's doing.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Is he in good health? He's great, man, he's hey, kid,
it's so beutiful to see you. Oh your kids are
just so amazing. Ow look at him, kid out. How
old is he now?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Keith?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
There's probably sixty nine or seventy or seventy one. Okay,
I thought it would be older than that.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
My parents okay, right there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, they all Well, you talk about him. I would
assume he's like ninety at this point. No, he just talks.
He's talked like that from forever.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Like We'll be in the car and I'll talk to
him and I'll be on the phone and I'm kid,
that's a beautiful kid.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'll get off the phone. My kids will be like, Dad,
why'd you keep going kid? That's beautiful kid? And I'm like, oh,
that's it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
And then so they've met him before, you know, but kids,
it's hard for them to remember if they don't see
him that often. So they saw him over Christmas. I'm like, hey, guys,
you know how, I'm on the phone and I'm always like, kid,
I was like, this is Keith R.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
What. I don't know what you're talking about. Dad.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm like, okay, you literally make fun of me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And hey kid, and this is him.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah that's great. Yeah. He showed up in his forty
nine ers sweatshirt and watched his San Francisco forty nine
ers take down my Chicago Bears, and he did his
stupid clap.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Oh kid, that was a beautiful game.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Kid, Oh kid, hop out my Niners. I'm like, all right,
get out of here here, get lost.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Really just stuck a knife.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Really, I mean, here's the deal. I don't lose my
I'm not one of those people that's like, oh my god,
my day's ruined if they lose. It was just it
was fun to watch and fun to have him there
to watch with him and like laugh and joke. And
we played left right center okay, yeah, during the game
with the kids, and he played and that's have you
ever played that game?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I think it is fantastic. Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And he loved that, loved it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
And here, ah, you know, we're all and the kids
are going crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
It is so fun, so great. I'm glad you guys
got it.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, so yes, we hung out.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who was that? That was James in Virginia?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, James in Virginia? Have you ever been to Jamestown?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay? When will Lunchbox let his kids have phones or
social media? Maria from Austin, h.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
My kids phones? Are you talking smartphones? Earliest? Sixteen? Earliest?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, better than Eddie? Eddie said eighteen.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, the kids just don't they don't need them before that.
It's just stupid, like he.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Might give them like a flip phone or something to
contact you before. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Maybe middle school. I don't know, Like, why do kids
need phones? The only problem is to call their friends
because when you to talk to your friends, it used
to be on a house phone. You don't have that anymore,
so that's tough. But really, everybody's like, well, you need
a phone so you know where your kids are. Guess what,
when we were kids, we didn't have phones, so our
(04:26):
parents didn't know where we were. Why can't we do that?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Different world? I guess no, No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's not a different world a little bit. What's different
about it?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think you've had technology and things that have changed
people in the way that they interact with people. So
people are a little bit different.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, people are a little bit more overbearing. Yeah, but relax,
let your.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Kid go out and play it a little bit more intense.
They've spent so much time on online. That's still certain ways.
That's the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I know, that's why they don't need the phone.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I don't disagree with you, but we have changed a
little bit. It is a little bit different out there
than it used to be. Because people are stupid now.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Their stupid, Like people are stupid now, like they really are.
They are like, oh my gosh, the world's so unsafe.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The world has never been safer ever.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Hot take ever. Okay, wait, so sixteen, maybe have a smartphone?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And then social media? Oh, as long as you can.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Ye, as long as we can keep without. They don't
need it or no need for it. It's just crazy.
It's just crazy. Like I just can't understand people like that.
Oh I can't let my kid go out and play, Like, why,
what's wrong with it? Kids get out, go That's how
they become kids. That's how they learn stuff. They climb trees,
(05:39):
they go up on dirt mountains, they I mean, run
around the neighborhood, go knock on friends doors. It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't disagree. But also, please don't dig doong ditch
because people are crazy.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Now we'll see here. And that's another thing. Every person
if they ding don't ditch, who cares?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
It should be that? No, I know, I don't agree
with you. No, don't these.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
People that are shooting kids, that ding dong ditch. Who
gives a crap? If they ring your doorbell, There is
no way you feel unsafe because someone is ringing your
doorbell because they have two options. Don't answer it. And
B don't answer it, so there's no threat. It's not
like they're breaking down the door. They're ringing your freaking doorbell,
(06:22):
ringing your doorbell.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're missing the side of this where we're also in
like one of the biggest mental health crisis we've ever
been in. So you have people that aren't thinking clearly,
they're not seeing things for what they are right. So well, I.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Mean, I I don't want to get into it too deep,
but I'm pretty sure the people that are shooting kids
that are ringing their doorbells, I think there's a race
thing that kind of is there. Okay, yeah, that would
be my more thing. I don't think it's more that
they're scared. I think it's more of a prejudice feeling.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
This reminds me. Did you ever watch the documentary on
Netflix about the Neighbors, the one that it was a
big news story. Crazy Neighbor is what it's called. Hold on,
let me see you.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
You have to look it up, because I don't know.
I don't know anything about this.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
No, I think you would like this The perfect Neighbor.
Tell me about flex. Where's it from? It's based on
It's a true story, it's the whole The whole show
is police bodycam footage and.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
It's from where what city?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I want to say minutes hold on the Perfect Neighbor?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, I would love to hear about this neighbor Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Where does it happen? I know they said it on there,
but uh, Florida? Okay, Yeah, So and it's a I'm
just going to read you exactly what it says. The
Perfect Neighbor is a twenty twenty five American documentary film
directed and produced by Gida about the killing of this person.
And that's all I'm going to tell you, okay, because
(07:51):
I don't want to get anything else away.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, and maybe I'm wrong. I don't like I don't
like to follow those if there's you know, the ding
dong ditch. I used to do that all the time.
And there was this guy Ray that moved in two
houses down the street and diagonal from me, and my
buddy Forrest lived around the corner for him. So he
lived five Forest Lid five houses from me. Six actually
(08:16):
one two two, he's a sixth house and Ray's house
was on the corner and we would cut through his
yard to go to Forest House because it saves us
two seconds instead of staying on the street and going
around the curve. And one day we running through his
yard like going back and forth or whatever, and he
(08:36):
comes out and starts chasing us. And he chased us
for like an hour on his bicycle okay, and is
grown adult. And finally we get to I don't know
how we ended up backing my house and he's knocking
on the door and my dad's like, and he's like,
they're looking in my windows. And he goes, they weren't
(08:58):
looking in your windows. They were probably just cutting through
the yard. And he goes, yeah, well, where I come from,
we shoot people for doing that. And he goes, well,
guess what, You're not where you used to come from,
so you don't do that here because they ain't looking
in your windows. He was like, and san Antonio. And
I'm like, what, san Antonio, that's right down the road.
You shoot people for cut And my dad was just like,
you need to calm down a little bit, man. But
(09:19):
my dad does say that nowadays, if we would have
done what we did back then, we would be shot.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, we were crazy. I'm telling you we were crazy.
Here's the thing though, so but you need to watch
perfect neighbor because it'll it'll really light that fire under you.
And maybe that's bad.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Maybe it's not a race thing on the Dean Dong ditch,
But from what I see, I think that's what it is.
A little prejudice.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
There's a lot of things happening, for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, yeah, let the people like, let's let kids be kids,
Like who cares. Like the other day there's a house
being like remodeled or redone in my neighborhood and they're
working on it. The workers all there and they got
these big old dirt piles. Guess what we did. Why
they're doing construction. We stopped, We played. Did they say anything, no, oh,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
They did probably enjoy it was probably a cool break
for them to watch kids.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yes, And like when there's a house being remodeled and
it's like it's just the shell and whatever, it's okay
for kids to go in the house and look around.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
This is true. I do it. I don't know if
it's okay. Maybe not okay for a grown man. What
is one things? What is one thing your kids do
that drives you crazy? But they got it from you,
Susie and Missouri.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
One thing my kids got from me, but drives me crazy. Yeah, okay,
oh man, it is tough. My oldest. We are so
similar in our patience.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Level, which is not very high, not very high.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
So he gets frustrated very easily. And that is me.
That is me, Like I am no patience whatsoever. So
it drives me insane when something doesn't work the first
time or whatever. It's like if we're doing something and
it doesn't work the first time, he loses it and
I totally get it, but it drives me nuts, drives
me nuts.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, there's always one kid, like if you have kids,
there's always one kid that's a lot like you.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yes, let's get you that that. That is tough for
me because i'm and I know we're so similar and
so I think that's why it gets me.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
M m yeah, that's let's see the other two mm
maybe not old enough yet to have quite things.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
No, they I mean, they have stuff that drives me nuts.
They like, I mean, but it's not that anything that
I can say like, oh I do that, but I
know my oldest is the patience thing, like I can.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Tell no question, that is your child, Oh, no question,
no question. All right, Well you're going to take a
quick break and we're gonna be right back good. I
need a nap with a few more questions. Can your
kids touch their shoulders? That's S. S.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Johnson asking that questions Johnson, check back with me in
one month.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You gotta see if they Yeah, I.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Never really tried it. I need to see if they
can or not. Okay, and I need to see if
their palms can go skyward because I can't.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, okay, next best bits, I need you to follow
up on this SS Johnson.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Remember that and best bits in like it feels like
a week, feel like I was just on But send
that question in again. I will be sure to do
some investigating. I never even thought about that.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Will we ever get a family photo of your wife
and kids? Christie and Lubbock? Who? Christian love it?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Christian loveck. Absolutely not. You'll never get a picture of
my wife and kids. I will never show you my kids. Uh,
just personal reasons because then people will approach my kids.
And I want my kids to understand what a stranger
is and what a non stranger is. I don't want
everybody knowing who my kids are because I want them
to live their life and have their individuality and their privacy.
(12:49):
So my kids will never be shown on social media.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
What about when they turn like eighteen, that is their decision, okay,
and if they say yes, yes, well.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
But at this age, I don't want anybody like knowing
what my I mean. It's just a personal thing. Like
it's just a choice I made because people tend to, like,
I mean, out in public, people do recognize me, and
I don't want them to be like, oh, hey, you're
you know what I mean whatever, Or if they're somewhere
(13:17):
without me and someone recognizes them and talks to them, yeah,
that's a little strange. So unfortunately, no, you will see
a baby picture maybe every year on their birthday, but
it's usually the same picture I posted when they were born,
and that's usually it. And besides that, they'll have a
smiley face or a frownie face or a poop emoji
(13:38):
over their face.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
But maybe not the poop emoji. Well what if there
being poopers? Okay, well they don't deserve that. Would you
want a poop emoji over your face? Ah?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Why not? I don't care. But yeah, so unfortunately I
will not be showing you my kids on social media.
I'm sorry, Chrissy, but thanks for listening. Guns up, Sorry
about your Red Raiders.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Are you still playing soccer? This is from somebody in
which chak Kansas.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
No, I haven't been playing soccer and because I've had
my injury for the last seven months. I mean, but
I haven't played soccer. I played through the pain and
then about three months ago I said, all right, I
got to just shut it down.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, so I still am on the team. There's the
still sure you're on the team.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Well, I'm still in the text thread, Okay, you really,
and so I'm hoping I'm still on the team. But
they do test text me about my you know, my injury,
and they text like when the Instagram posts from the
show goes up and they're like, I haven't inflated you
know unit down there? They say, oh my god, did
(14:42):
you see what he said about is one member down there?
Speaker 1 (14:45):
And yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah. So they're they're they're following along the saga, and
they asked me every week, Hey, you playing this week?
And I don't know if that's just out of pity
or if they know I'm going to say no, so
they keep asking me.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I guess we'll find out when you're actually better.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yes, exactly, that's gonna be. But I will still play
when I am better.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Are you all as excited as I am for the cruise?
Does Lunchbox get to bring his family?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Uh? No, Well I'm not get to bring my family,
and I'm excited about the cruise. I don't really know
what a cruise does, like, I'm not really you've never
mount I've been on an Alaskan cruise, but it's different
because it's cold, and I don't really.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Know this one. You got to bring a Speedoh.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, I gotta get bring a speed up maybe two.
And I really have no idea. The cruise gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
It's gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
It's gonna be great. I don't know the places we're going.
Never heard of these places?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Have you been to islands before?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Never? In my life?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Doesn't be fun to see? Do witnesses?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Like? That's what I mean? Like I am, I'll be honest.
My wife always says, all we should go on a cruise,
but I'm terrified of going somewhere where you can't see land.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You're you're doing stuff on the boat. No, no, no really, no, no,
it's not about that.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's about not being able to see land.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I know, but I'm saying, like, you're gonna be doing
so many stuff, you're not really thinking, like you're not
standing at the top of the boat the entire time
being like I can't see lands.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
No, no, But I'm thinking in my head when I'm
doing that stuff that if something goes down on this boat.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
They have lifeboats. Okay, they have it for everyone. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, those little lightboats and that big old ocean and
there's big old sharks that.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Eat the lifeboats are huge, and those waves are really
big out the ocean. Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So I've always been terrified to go on a cruise
because I don't like being where there is no land.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Okay, well, I promise you you'll be okay. I know we
are gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It's gonna be great. No, it's gonna be fun. I know,
the beach party and they have a casino, and.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
I'm excited to eat at the buffet.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
The buffet. Man, I'm hoping I can get room service too.
That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Eat like a king, like the buffet is eating like
a king.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
No, I know, but I whenever I go into like
a hotel, I think I am baller if I order
room service, I think.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
He's be like in movies, and it's like, I think
you shouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I never like, I'd never done it un till ten
years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah. I did it one time on one of our
iHeart trips, and I was like, this feels wrong. I
shouldn't be doing this. Oh, but I needed breakfast and
I couldn't go anywhere. Dude.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
There was one time I was in Vegas and it
was New Year's Eve and we were playing blackjack and
it was me and my now wife, we were engaged
at the time, and we were playing blackjack with this
guy and he was loaded, rich loaded. It was me,
my wife, Ryan, Garrett, Missy. We're all at the table
sal and we're all playing. We played with this dude
(17:35):
for hours and he's there by himself, super rich dude,
and he was from Saint Louis shout out, and he
talks to us, talks to us, you know, blah blah blah.
The next morning we get a knock at our door.
He ordered room service, one of everything, maybe two of
(17:56):
everything on the menu and said, congrats on your Engagement's
so cool, and so he fed everyone in my part
like me Garrett. Uh, Missy Ryan sal set food for
all of us and we had a bild freaking breakfast
in the room.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
That's a cool guy right there, crazy right, yeah, that's
awesome crazy.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
And that's like I was like, that's rooms over his yo,
Like that is awesome. So yes, I'm excited for the cruise.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, that is our last question. Spitfire. Marriage advice for
Morgan Samantha from Oklahoma.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
Uh, marriage advice like, don't like, don't expect people to
mature like that you fell in love with someone that
how he is like, don't be like, oh you're still
you a like a child still, Like No, it's it's
supposed to still be fun like it's still you're supposed
to still laugh.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, So what I mean like, don't.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Don't like that's that people are like, oh, you got
to grow up once you get married. No, the point
is they fell in love with you because you're an
immature idiot, So be an immature idiot. Like if you're
really button up and you don't like you are, you know,
by the book, then stay by the book and button up,
but don't just still laugh and make fun of each other.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's the that's the key. I'm telling you that is
the key. I don't disagree with you. I like that
marriage advice. I know, I'm freaking great you.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I've been married for I don't know, nine years, ten years.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Make sure you know that. That should be my advice
to make sure you know that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, all right, We're getting.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Out of here. Lunchbox at Radio Lunchbox and.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Check out the Soilders podcast. We got the convention next weekend.
If anybody wants to come hang out with us, we're
going to be having a party in Nashville next weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Okay, last minute, and I'm at web Girl Morgan. You
can follow the show at Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Bye everybody, Oh bye. That's the best bits of the
week with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check
out the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the
show and all social platforms.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's Bobby Bomb Show and follow at web
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next week's episode.
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