January 10, 2026 • 45 mins
Lunchbox and Morgan had some big holidays for different reasons. Morgan got engaged surrounded by her family back in Kansas and she lets Lunchbox ask whatever questions he wants to ask. On the other hand, Lunchbox had quite the drama while celebrating the holidays in Texas that involved an ER and lots of bodily fluids.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan, Part one,
behind a scene with a member of the.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Show What's Up Friends in Happy Saturday this weekend lunchboxes
joining me, what's up lunch?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Happy New Year?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're like a week past New Year at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I know, but I know, but I was just telling people.
I don't know that I've told these people Happy New Year?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I'm impressed that you can still hit those buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What do you mean with the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I mean, hey, I thought he'd wait down the fingers
a you gotta use two hands to pick it up,
but you still with your left hand, We're able to
hit the buttons and turn this sucker on. And I
was like, whoa blinded.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
By the light?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is that a song?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was blinded by the light. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
He did good. He did good.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay. So that was just my one one engagement joke
for the first start of the first min of the podcast.
Come folks, more to come. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, Well, before I let you ran on about my engagement,
let's talk about your holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh man, what about my holidays? It was a happy
holidays holidays. We drove so we were going to drive
to Texas to Austin to see my family. Shout out
box family in Austin, Texas, and we were going to
go there on the twenty sixth.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, okay, after Christmas, After christ Christmas, here here.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And then go there. And I told my wife that
doesn't really make sense. Why would we wait till the
twenty sixth? She goes, well, I just want them to
have memories of waking up in their bed on Christmas.
I said, they're going to have putty of those memories.
But you know what else is a memory waking up
at Granny and Grandpa's and having your cousins there and
(01:52):
going bananas. She's like, we just never did that as
a kid. I looked her in the eyes. I said, look,
we used to do that every four years. Maybe we'd
wake up in our bed for three the fourth year,
we'd go to Grandma and Grandpa's. And you know what,
I remember driving to Grandma and Grandpa's and the memories
we made at Granny and Grandpa's. I called him Grandma
(02:14):
and Grandpa, but we call my parents granny and Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why Granny and Grandpa? Why not Grandma?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She not like Grandma, No, she's Annie and is her name?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh so granny?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it just rolls it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That was her creativity, by the way. And so after
thinking about it for about you know, thirty to forty
five seconds, my wife goes, you know what, You're right,
let's go ahead and go. So we left that saturday
that we got off yep, okay, the saturday before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Whenever drive, Oh drive baby, Now you guys have the dog.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh yeah, but we drive. It costs money to fly, yea,
it costs money, but cheap it is to drive.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's true, but it's also just takes a lot longer.
How far is the drive from here to Texas to Austin?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And it's right around twelve hours? Okay, so you're no stops.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're the same with me, with which chitah.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's a pretty brutal drive.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And we had decided that we were gonna try to
do it one day.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, I do it in one day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't have three kids, I know. Okay, it's about.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
To add that I do have a dog in cat
though different.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They don't sit there and eat and drink and they
just lay there.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, So we decide we're gonna drive it one day
and we're gonna wait because my oldest son was supposed
to have a basketball game. I was like, well, after
the basketball game, we'll be ready to go. Bam, we're out.
Then come Thursday we find out he has no basketball game,
and I'm like, what, let's leave on Friday. Neighborhood Christmas
(03:46):
party on Friday. Couldn't leave, so it's okay, It's okay,
we're gonna have the car.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Was the neighborhood Christmas probably worth it to day? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It wasn't fun.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean I talked to the same three families that
I talked.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
To anyway, and that you typically hang out with.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, it's not like I'm mingled with all these other neighbors.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like Ito, like a you problem though, why didn't you mingle?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because this is what happens when you go into a situation.
You start talking to the people you know, and the
next thing you know, it's an hour later and you're like, oh,
well we haven't talked to anybody else.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Fair that does happen.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's not like it's planned. Yeah, it's just you see
them like, oh man, how you've been You start talking
because you know their kids. They know your kids. You
asked them about that, and then you're like, oh man,
it's been an hour. Should we meet other people? Ah,
we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wait, so do you go to one of their houses
for the party or is it like out on the shoe? No?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, is it someone's house?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But is it at one of those like your close friends?
It was at somebody else's.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, here's what's crazy. It was a house that the
people had moved. They had volunteered to host the party. Yeah.
And then I don't know the guy what he does
for a living, but they decided that we were going
to move to Africa maybe for two years. That's for
a missionary trip or something.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, that where they got Yeah, I mean missionary trips
happened everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So okay, Well, I don't know, maybe it's somewhere okay.
And so they were like, well, I guess you guys
can still have the party. But so there was no furniture.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So you went to a party in an empty house?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Did they a last have food and drinks?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah? Yeah, we had food and drinks, Like yes.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Inside that might be the best scenario, I mean, because.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Then nothing can get broken. Well, I mean it's not
like a rager. That's the thing. It's not like a rager.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
These are but the kids go, no, no, kids, it's
it's at night adults.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay. Then yeah, for not having furnitures, a little weird.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, so it was. It was a little weird
that there was a table that they put out to
put food one and then that was it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And every just stood around sit on the floor at
one point.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No people leaning up against walls. Yeah, windowsills, But that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So it's kind of their going away party.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Also, No, no, they weren't there. They were gone.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They had already left. So they offered their house.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But then they as this came up, I guess after
they'd already volunteered to have it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So who put the food out and everything? Luck, so
people brought things. Yeah, but then who brough at the table?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't know, maybe the neighborhood committee or whatever, I
don't know, neighborhood board, whatever they're called.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Anyways, we're de rallying from neighborhood. We're like, it's okay,
we're gonna have the car packed and ready to go.
Saturday morning we wake up and.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Go, okay, what was it?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Car packed?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, okay, cool, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm not mad. I'm not annoyed, No big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What time would you typically leave, because like when we
got up to leave, and we were leaving at five am?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, well, because I want.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To get there before it's super dark out. That's always
my goal. But I know different you have kids.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, I was planning to be on the road at eight. Okay,
on the road at eight?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. What time did you end up leaving?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's bad in the afternoon when you have all week. Yeah,
I'm just saying it's all right. I'm not upset.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay. So we started there a little frustrated.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, No, I was cool. Man, I'm in a good mood.
I'm on Vaca. And then we're just start making great time.
We are, we are smoking it.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Do you drive the whole time?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mostly? Do you?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Very rare? Like my wife hates driving at night. Yeah,
donel like driving on is dark, you know, So it's
mostly I do.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The driving, okay, and if you get a little sleepy.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'll let her drive for a little bit. But we
are driving, and we're somewhere in Arkansas, and my middle ones, like,
I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta go to
the bathroom. And I'm like why, and he goes yeah.
So we pull over and he goes poop on the
side of the road. No, no, in a gas station.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I remember last vacation where you wouldn't take them to
the gas It was just a pet I know. I
just didn't know if it changed.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, no, no. And well we ran into the gas
station and they only had one working bathroom and he
was dancing, dancing, dance the night away, and the lady
was that was in line in front of us because oh,
you can go ahead of us. I'm like, oh, little
does she know es to poop. So then we got
in there and we were in there for like fifteen
twenty minutes because he's pooping. Oh, she's just sitting out
(08:14):
there waiting and come out. I'm so sorry. And she
just looked at me like, screw you. And I was like, ah,
I got you, No big deal. And so we got
back on the road. We're driving. We were making a
great time. I don't know if we we may have stopped.
That may have been our only stop so far. Okay,
we brought snacks and pack lunches. Now we had stopped
(08:36):
at a rest stop earlier to pee. Forgot about that one.
Right when you got into Arkansas out of Memphis. It's
the first it's right out there and you come over
across that bridge into Arkansas. It's the first rest area.
We stopped there. But anyway, that's derailing the story. It
has nothing to do with this story. Then we are
four and a half hours from Austin. I mean we
(09:01):
are going to make it by ten o'clock at.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Night, pretty solid, solid, a full day and three kids.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yes, and middle child says dad, Dad, I gotta go poop.
I'm all right, man, no problem. Let me fight. Exit
the road, pull into the gas station, put it in park.
But he threw up all over the car. No, he
(09:28):
didn't mention he had to throw up?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Did he Was he carsick?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I don't know. You're asking the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You had to ask him, Okay, But like, did he
throw up again? Was he sick after that point or
just like a one off?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
He didn't throw up again, but at that point we
had to go into the bathroom. He did poop again.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
There's a lot of bodily fluids that are happening on.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I know, I know people are probably not really enjoying
this very much, and we had to clean out the car.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Then we decided, I maybe we should just get a
hotel because if he's sick, it gives a little bit
more time for him to feel better. He gets a
good night's sleep, and we're not immediately bringing those germs
to grading Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And so we drove about ad to clean the car.
We drove into thirty more minutes because we were writing
Texarcana when he let that, okay, and so we drove
like thirty forty five more minutes. So then we were
four hours from Austin and we found a hotel and
that was the start of my vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Man, you always have a lot of bodily fluids or
sickness that happens on your vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh that was just the first.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, no, obviously your kids had strap that you mentioned
on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was at the end of the vacation, but there
was another one in the middle. You can go check
out Sore Losers from this past Monday to hear all
about it. It was a parent's worst.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Nightmare, Like they all got sick again.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It was terrifying. Let's put it this way. I was
going ninety five trying to get him to the er.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Why do you guys always have er trips? Don't say
what because we're parents, okay, but like you're the only
parents that I hear of this constantly happening on vacation specifically.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know, but I'm just telling you got to
go listen to the Sore Losers from this past Monday.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think you might be cursed in some way.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, we really might be. I mean, I think it's
like karma. The world hates me. I always tell you, guys,
the world hates me, and no one ever believes me.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
If you keep saying the world hates you, then it's
going to keep hating you.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But no, I try. I try to put good vibes,
you know. Let me let me see what the name
of the episode was. It was called The Box Family
Holiday Adventures. Go check that one out, Sore Losers, and
you can hear all about it. But let me tell you,
but besides all the you know, medical bills that we
accumulated over the break, it was fantastic. My parents' house
was so much freaking fun.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So you split between in laws and.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Your parents, Oh split I would say, we spent ninety
five percent in my parents and then like two days
at the in laws.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, why because we just saw.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
The in laws for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, And so we dominated my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Nice was your sisters, Like my sister, my sister and
her kids came over a bunch, My brother and his kid,
his kid came over a bunch.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
My brother came over a couple times.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'd say, I feel like your brother's never really there,
so I always ask he was.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A couple of times. Yeah, he came over a couple
of times. So yeah, we had a slumber party with
all the kids, like the day after Christmas. Nice, and
it was crazy. I mean we're talking seven kids nine
to ages from ages nine to four, two nine year olds,
three seven year olds, a five year old, and a
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four year old. It's a lot of kids, a lot
of kids running around all day.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But did you guys have a sleepover for Sanna?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No? Okay, because they did. The Sanna came to, you know,
the cousin's house. Cousin's house. Then they came over at
like two thirty. But Santa hit graining Grandpa's and that
was cool and it was good, Like the first couple
of days became my sister, no one came over. So
my kid kids got one on one time with Granny
and Grandpa because they never get that because whenever I
(13:04):
get there, I'm as like, yo, sis, get over here
with your kids. I want to see you and your kids,
and then we come over and it's just like chaos.
And this they actually got one on one time and
so it is great. But the slumber party was fantastic.
They stayed up till twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Were they tired the next day?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, goup it like, here's what's crazy. We were going
so hard, so hard. There were days my kids slept
till eight.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Am that and they don't know the.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Usually wake up at six, six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, you guys were going hard.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It was.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was awesome at Granny.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh dude, let me tell you. Christmas was awesome. Granny.
Let me tell you. Let me tell you about Granny.
Granny is miscreative. She has these games that are freaking fantastic.
Every year she has different games. I love that when
we go in the summer, different games. And this was
like pool noodle soccer, like you cut pool noodles. In
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half and you get a beach ball and you had
to hit it with the stick. And yeah, that was
one of the games we played in the summer this winter.
One game was she had stickers and she wrote numbers
one through twenty five on them and we hid them
throughout the house and the kids had to go find them,
come back and stick them on the wall in one
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through twenty five order. And you think, oh, the kids
aren't gonna get into that. They're gonna be so annoyed.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh my gosh, they were
running around the house. They're all cripping things apart, all
in the bathroom at one time, trying to find I mean,
great game.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh she's so fun, so fun.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Then but we had a snowball fight.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
She had ordered like I don't even know what they are,
like phone, not even phone, but cloth like stuff like snowballs.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
And so when the kids it was really nice on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, well it doesn't really snow in Austin either, so
when all the kids are sitting around, the adults come
popping out with snowballs and start pegging people, and then
it just erupts into a snowball fight that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay. So on your guys's Christmas Day, I assume you
guys have food, Santa comes, and then do you guys
just play games and stuff throughout the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Of the day. We are the toys, yeah, rip all
the toys, open play, yeah, we do everything. Then we
had the the rolling game where she got like this
red tablecloth and had different squares or rectangles and you
put prizes at different spots and then you take a
bottled water that's closed and you roll it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah. Okay, I've seen some of these on social media
and I love them. A minute to win it kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Games, yes, and you wear it, rolls and stops, you
get that prize.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was great. Great. And then then oh my gosh,
I'll have to pose a picture of me. She saw
something online about how to make a sweatshirt into a wreath,
so we were all wreaths. She did. Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So it's like your hands go about you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Your head and you got to put them in your
sleeves and your wreath got the bow and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And he made him for all of you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
She made him for all of us. Boom family of wreaths.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's funny. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh my gosh, I mean hot glued all that.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
All men use that next year for your family Christmas
family photo.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Maybe I think you should. That's pretty good. That's the
one my seven year old. They got to bring one
picture into school and show to the class and then
talk about their holidays. And he looked at all of
them and he's like, ah, like, what about the wreath one?
That was the first one I said. He goes, no,
I don't want that one. They looked at all the picture,
He goes, dad, how about that one? He picked a
wreath one.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, but you suggested it. It's not that cool.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Exactly once he saw it. Okay, I'll do that one,
you know, he suggested it. Yeah. It was a fantastic holiday,
Like I mean, we had so much freaking fun.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, wait, I have follow up questions or take a
quick break. We gotta take a break, yeah, and we'll
come back. I have follow up questions.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, So don't point that ring at me. Stop.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This is this is not even sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Sorry, I was just blinded by the light of that
other ring. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Hey, hold on, this was your guys' first Christmas. Also
with Chase, your new rescue dog.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Crush.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes, how did he do?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Oh
you think that only children went to the emergency room?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh no, visit?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh yeah, man, I mean, let me tell you if
there is something we know how to do. I'm telling
you we know how to spend money on doctors on
the holidays, and.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You know how to oh boy, whoa, that was a
really good fake sneeze.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's not fake? Are oh my good?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And you know how to spend money on doctors that
don't give you answers.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's it's like a theme. It's unbelievable. And I don't know. Like,
we got there and my parents just got two new
dogs because both their dogs passed away in the last
six months. So they got Harry and Sally. And Sally
is on her worm medicine, so she has to be.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Calm, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So she is on a leash. So when we get there,
she my dad brings out Harry because Harry can be
kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are Harry and Sally both rescue dogs? Yes, okay, so
they have different personalities based on what they've been through.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yes, morningside, Hi, can you even see in here? It's
a saturday due the lights are on. Oh but that
bleak from that race, We're.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Not doing that. Get out, get out. You guys are insane.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't know why he's here on the Saturday. That's
what we're probably doing. The show is rock show, so
Harry can be a little. As my dad said, he's
kind of grouchy at the beginning. But so he came out.
He tried to get chased. I tried to get chased.
So we went on a walk around the block. He
still try to get chase, So then we switched. I
walked Harry and my dad walked Chase, and they can
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kind of became friends. And then we'd let him loose
in the backyard and it was pure pandemonium.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know if that means it was.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Good or oh, it was great. They were just going
crazy and they were. And then we had to teach
Chase how to use the dog door, which I need
to get at my house. I need a dog door
and in and out, in and out, and it's like
the Tasbanian Devil.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You don't need a dog door, though, because the Chase
would stay outside, because.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well he does stay outside, but it's better than me
leaving my back door open.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's true. But like, wouldn't he just stay out there
all the time, said, I have ever come?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I don't know. I think the option of having to
be able to go in and out maybe be better.
I don't know. But this whole running, I mean, leaving
the back door open is very annoying and it's costly.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So then how did it work with Sally when they
came in from being crazy?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sally was on steroids, so she was just gonna chill,
she didn't go yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, And and Chase was living it up.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He was just the best Christmas of his life.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It was his first Christmas. No, because he was born
in November, So isn't he a year to Yeah? Yeah,
but I don't know what he was doing for Christmas
last year. He could have been on the streets, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So this was really his first Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
This is his first Christmas rehabilitated. Yeah. It's also we
got him off the streets. You know. He changed his
life around. He really buckled down.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, you guys changed his life. But he didn't have
a life that he needed to change.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He didn't, No, no, he did. He was on the
streets and he was Yeah, but he did that to him. Yeah,
but you don't know what he was getting into, you
know what I mean, bad influences, hanging around the wrong people.
So we got him off the streets. Okay, all right,
and he's never going back. Yeah, this is great. But yeah,
so here all about the medical bills with the vet
Box Family Adventure Christmas in emergency. Oh yeah it was.
(20:56):
It was the day we got.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
There, man, Yeah, they'll suck.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Let's just say it was. We were in Austin for
forty five minutes before we had to go to the
emergency vent.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Was it something he did on his own or was
it with Harry and Sally?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It was with him and Harry.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah that's hard.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, they just a rough house too hard? Yeah you yeah, yeah,
did Chase terrors Aco.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You'll have to go listen to sore Losers and have
to tell me. I can't tell you because in that
ruins that people won't go listen, will No, they won't.
I need people to listen, okay, like I need like
people are listening to this and if they want to
know why we were going ninety five and then why
what happened to Chase sore losers.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
All right, that's a long tease if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was really short. Actually, it was only like twelve seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Is there anything else from your vacation that you really loved?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I got to play golf with Garrett, greg and Jacob.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
My boys set your boys from back Home.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, so that was nice. That was a really good time.
And I got to see No Teeth Keith. He came over.
He's a forty nine Ers fan. I'm a Bears fan.
They played while I was in town.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
They play each other.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, so it's great. It was Sunday night football. So
he came over and batter's box. Who was my brother?
He's a big forty nine Ers fan, but he has
his routine he has to watch in his house.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why do you have some forty nine Ers fans and
some Chicago Bears fans?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Because my brother's mental. I don't know. My mom grew
up in Chicago, my dad grew up in Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, so your brother just found influence elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, okay, probably no teeth Keith. I don't know where
are forty nine ers San Francisco. Yeah, but yeah, my
brother was like, you can come over and watch it.
And I was like, alright, I'm bringing the whole family.
He was like, well, you can come and leave the
kids at grannies. And I'm like, he's like, we got
we got a specific you know, like got our blanket
on the couch and we ever seating arrangement. There's not
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enough room. And I'm like, bro, I'm in town one
how many times? Once? Twice a year?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Does your brother have kids?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah? He has a nine year old boy.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He's past the young age face though.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
No, no, he's still nine. He still likes to play.
But I mean they have their whole routine. I don't know.
I was like, bro, it's one time. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So did you go over and washing?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Did he come over and watching?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No? No, okay, literally did not come over. So my
sister came over with her three kids, my three kids, Keith,
my mom and dad. And and that's the thing. We
didn't watch the whole game. We were out playing, running around,
you know, watch a little beer. And my brother not
going to go for that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He has to watch the whole game.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh yeah, oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And sorry, my home alarm just went off at my house.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was not trying to steal your ring and quit.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
No, no, my fiance, I'm not used to saying that yet,
he said, I'll feel arm on accent.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Good good. Yeah, So there you go. I mean that
was my holiday. It was great.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, it sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Are yourself, Oh my gosh, relax you sleep in Oh
I was so tired.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, like I mean, I was so tired. Like it was.
I mean, it was go go go. Let me tell you.
Those kids don't they don't.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Do you need a vacation from your vacation?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, because we went to in my in laws. I mean,
it's so much more just chill, okay, because there's not
a hundred cousins running around. There's just not pure chaos,
three dogs running around, you know what I mean. It's more.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You got to catch up on your sleep a little bit. Yes, relax, yes, okay,
so that different vibes.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Different vibes, a lot quieter, a lot more calm. There's
not a lot of yelling.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
That's good for you though. You need that every once
in a while.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But I did. My dad did win a prestigious award. Okay,
he won.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You're about to joke with me, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
No, you are in the month for December.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You were joking with me. I'm not saying that he
didn't win that, but you were messing with me that
it was like a prestigious award from the or something.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, there is no HOA but the neighborhood committee or
whatever they are. Okay, Yeah, he got the best yard
for December. His decorations were the absolute home run best.
Shout out, Pops, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Does he have a lot of like inflatables.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He has like three inflatables. But he had all these
candy canes, he had lights, he had everything he had.
Oh and then on the sideyard he had the manger
setup and all this and he had the cross on
the chimney. I mean he and he goes, I wouldn't
even to put that up, all this up that When
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you guys said you were coming, I was like, I
better get the lights out for the kids. And he
told the guy, he said, I'm gonna tell you what,
I'm a little upset that I've never won this before.
I've lived here and he goes, I've lived here thirty
forty years.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Wait, so do you think he got it out of
some sympathy there?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Nope, Nope, he goes I've lived here thirty nine years.
My yard used to have no grass in it. Twelve bikes, baseballs,
baseball bats, soccer balls, gloves, and I never won it.
Then he goes, isn't that what the yard is supposed
to be is for kids to play in? Who cares
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about fancy bushes and nice flowers? He goes, but I'll
take the sign.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
So he told him that as he was getting the award. Yeah, yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your dad's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And then he uh, he did text. He goes the
other day he texted. I think it was two days ago.
He goes, bad news, guys, the sign is gone.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Because it's January. Somebody else got awarded. Hey he got
one month though, and that's the best month.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But yeah, he got thet he got it. He was
so excited.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And the committee posts the winner on their Facebook page
like oh best lie, you know, best house. And then
I had a picture news allway.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He is you are him? He is you?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, and then my mom was mad and my mom
was like, the one year I didn't help and he
wins the one year. Hey, so now he's gonna tell
me that it's him that wins.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know what, get excuse for her not to.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Help though, Dean, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Okay, we're gonna take a holidays. We're gonna take a
quick break, come back, and I'm gonna leave this over
to you. Help me, all right, lunch. I'm gonna let
you ask whatever questions you want to ask. I guess, Oh, man,
I don't know if I want to do this.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, no, no, you do want to do this? Like did
you cry?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I got a question. This is what Really, I didn't understand.
How was he miked? Well? How were you guys miked up?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh? So he had a videographer there, and the videographer
miked him. So it was kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
When we wait, if he's miked how.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You didn't it's underneath your shirt, you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But how did he get miked up without you knowing?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So when we first got into Botanica, which was funny
because I was giving him hard time before we left.
He always has to pee. This is like a thing.
He always has to pee a lot, and so we
he had peed before we left. We get into Botanica
and he's like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom,
and I was like, are you kidding me? You literally
just went whatever, go to the bathroom. So apparently in this.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Bathroom, in the bathroom in my.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Daughter in law, because my brother in law was also
trying to help and like get us away from the situation.
So I didn't start to become suspicious, got it? So, yes,
they but he went into this bathroom hoping to meet
a videographer while there was just an old guy and
a young kid and there He's like, I don't think
either one of you are They were in the wrong bathroom.
So then it became this whole thing that like we
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were kind of going around the park and I was like,
what are we doing. We're just supposed to be walking,
Like you know when you go in a place and
there's like a.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, there's there's a routine and you follow it.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, we were not following it. And I was like,
what are we doing? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
How did they mess see? That's what I don't understand.
How do you mess up which bathroom?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well, there's like three different bathrooms in there.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
No, no, but you say the bathroom right when you walk.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
In, Well there's two entrances. Oh, guy was on the
other one. So then like we're walking, they're like, Okay,
we're gonna go get a drink. And when they went
to the drink is when they finally went to the
right bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Did you know they were going back to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, I thought they were going to get a drink.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Did they come back with a drink?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, some of them did, Okay, but it took a
long time. They're like that line was like so long,
and it is. It's a really busy day or two
days before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So everything was like not so suspicious, but enough where
I was like, Okay, you guys are being weird whatever,
But I wasn't putting something together.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But my question is, okay, no, no call me. I
don't want to be skeptical Harry or Stuart the skeptical.
But why did we need a mic?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Because you want to capture the audio of what he's saying?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Got it okay?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Because he knew I would want that. He knew I
wanted the documentation of it. But he actually just had
hired a photographer to take pictures. That was actually all
he did. The photographer, see the photographer, not until he
was getting down on one knee. I knew her. She
and I went to high school together. Her name is Stacy.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh whoa. He went in the bedroom with a chick.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, that's hold on, that's a photographer. The photographer was
all hired, but her she had offered him, was like, hey,
do you want a videographer like a dog?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Oh, videographer and photographer are different, not the same thing,
got it?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And the photography videographer is a dude.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
So he wasn't planning on that. He was just gonna
have somebody capture like iPhone video or whatever. But she
offered him the videographer to come, and that's who was like,
you definitely want audio if you're going to do Like.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
So, how long after he got miked up? Did he propose?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And did this right within like twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But did you see this girl? You knew before that.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So my whole family was kind of standing on stairs.
My family didn't know what was happening, but we were
like taking a picture.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well I had to know because they had a mic on.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You can't see the mic at bro the brother in law,
my sister knew that was it. Nobody else knew it
was happening. Got it so like my family's all like
standing kind of up, like the tree sits down in
this little thing and then there's like stairs on each
side where you can kind of walk up. And my
family was up waiting on the stairs because it was
like we were just taking a picture in front of
the tree. And as we're taking my sister's taking that
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picture of us, I see Stacy like pop out behind
my dad like a smidge, and I was like, is that?
And I kind of like but as soon as I
realized it was her, he was getting down on one knee,
and now the only moment I could finally put it together.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, so did you get pictures back? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, we posted.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh those are them? Yeah those are professional. Yeah those
aren't iPhone.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
No, those aren't iPhones.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So when he gets down on a knee, does your
mom go like does she freak out?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I have no idea what's happening over there. I'm like
zoned into him because I'm just like, what what's happening?
I don't I'm just like word vomiting because he's down
on one knee and I'm like, what's going on? And
then he just starts doing his speech. So I have
no idea, what's happening anywhere else until we finally like,
clap for you. But there's a lot of clapping. Yeah,
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there's a lot of clapping, but there wasn't. Where the
tree was is kind of a little bit more secluded area,
so it wasn't like there was a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
So it was down in the middle of botanic Botanica Botanica.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Got it? Yeah, huh So then what do you do
to celebrate? You leave Botanica immediately.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
No, we still like we ended up finally like now
getting to enjoy Botanica, which is what we normally do.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
No, you don't enjoy Botanica now, you're just like, oh
my god, oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
There was a lot of walking around and just talking
about like that, and I was freaking out because there
was a ring on my hand and I was like this,
I said.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
It, Oh my god, a lot, That's what I mean.
So it's not like you're whatever you're doing. It's like
people are like, oh, let's go to dinner afterwards. It's
like what what what that's all? And then you keep
going over the same I imagine you just go over
whatever just happened. About five thousand times that night.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, because then we like FaceTime. We facetimeed his family
first when we got home.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, they knew a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Of his family knew it was happening because he had
talked to them before we got it. So we FaceTime
all them, and then we facetimed all our friends. There
was a lot of the same story.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's crazy because I didn't get a FaceTime.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh, yeah, I guess all your friends know all your friends,
all your friends. Dang man, did you guys hear that
she facetimed all her friends? I sure hell didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, the friends who will likely be on my in
my wedding party if I do.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
You're going to have a wedding party, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I don't I might my elope, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Like your girls that you've all you've been with since
high school or college? Sorry, they want to be in
your wedding party. Yeah, I mean I've met that, I've
met them. They want to be in the wedding room.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You've met a bunch of different ones of them.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yes, yeah, so I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I just don't know. I might want a really small
wedding I don't know. I don't want to spend a
bunch of money on a wedding lunch.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So what did did your dad cry?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What happens?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, there's in the video you can see my dad
like teering up and he's like wiping away tears, and
my mom's freaking out. She's so excited because she had
no idea what was coming.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But your sister already knew. So is she emotional or
she already like already knew.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, Like she knew what was coming, but she was
still freaking out that it happened. The whole moment had
just was the baby there? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, did the baby freak out?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Baby's too young?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, baby baby like sleeping' got it? So then you
leave Botanica and do you go out and get drinks?
So you go home? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah? I mean we went home and we were facetiming
and stuff and then oh that's right. We Yeah, then
we played games with the family and stuff. So we
were celebrating just like hanging out at the house.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We did celebrate with more drinking and stuff. That week,
we went out with a bunch of my different friends
and at home.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
So, so were you not worried that someone and we
saw I was gonna post it before you did.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh. I did have that panic because we went to
a church on Christmas Eve and somebody came up.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh ay man amen loyah, and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Somebody came up to talk to my sister and she
like then was like, oh, hey, I listened to the
show or whatever, and I literally like panicked and I
just like slowly moved my hand. I was holding the
baby at the time, and I just kind of slowly
moved my hand underneath. I was like, I hope she
didn't see that because I hadn't posted it yet. Interesting
because I didn't post until after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I know, like Timeline's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Well, the only reason I knew is because I think
it's my mother in law. My mother in law texting goes, oh,
Morgan's engaged. I was like, what I.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Know of You probably weren't on social media.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I was like, oh, let me go. So I was like,
I guess I'll go. Look. That's and that's how I knew.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's when you found out.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, because I was like, I have no idea. She
I mean my See. That's what's funny is when people
text me because I'm like, I don't know people like
I don't pay attention, like I am in my own world,
and it's like, like people are I mean, I don't
want to call people dumb. But this girl he used
to work with all right, she used to be a
sales girl for it. She texted me, she goes, oh
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my gosh, Bobby really won them. And I'm like, how
dumb are you? Like how you worked with him? Like
how I like, I'm just like I can't And I
just texted her back and I was like, because hey,
I had no idea what she was talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
You again, been on social media?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes, I had no idea, And I was like, there
is zero percent chance he won. I don't know where
you got that.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
You didn't go online to see what was happening.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You just like were like response, why, Well, she didn't say,
oh I saw it on Instagram or wherever she saw it.
So I didn't know anything about him posting that he
won until he came to work and he was talking
about how he did that. I was like, why does
this girl think he won? Like what?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
And then you finally started off putting all the pieces together.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah. Now I'm like, oh, I should have been so
harsh to her, Like I was like, there's zero percent chance,
I don't know where you got that online. And then
she never replied, So I was like, okay, well I
put that to bed.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
And your wife is normally more online than you were.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, she is. She's been doing a better job of
not being online. I've been, you know, telling her, hey,
get offline. It's not good for you. It's a waste
of time. Yes, it's a waste of time. It's a
waste of time.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, but you post. You can't say that people are
following you.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You know, I understand, I get that, but it Yes,
it's a weird it's a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, is that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I say it's a waste time. But then I post
because I think I'm supposed to post.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You are supposed to post. You want if you want
people to follow you, and you want to get y
roll and all those things. Yes, okay, Well anything else
that you have questions about before we get out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
How much that ring cost?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I don't know. He's been saving for a while.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
So you didn't ask him.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, this is not not my business. My only one
thing that I said to him is.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Well, don't you have to know because you have to
get it insured.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yes, and so I'll find out eventually. At this moment,
we haven't.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh well that's not good because if you lose it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I know, and I'm really worried about wearing it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The first thing you should do is get it insured.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I know. But it was hard. We're over Christmas and
nobody was open and we had all of that. So
but we are. It's on my life to do specific Actually,
by the time you probably hear this podcast, I will
have done it because it's been on my list to
do it this week specifically.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, but I.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Did tell him. I was like, please don't go into
debt for a ring that's very important to me. So well,
I mean, you have a lot of people that go
into debt for weddings and rings and stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And I just yeah, you're right, you know I no, no, no, no,
that you don't want to be in debt. Yeah, that's true.
Did he pay you credit card or cash?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Did he write a check.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't think he wrote a check. A lot of
people don't write checks. Now you don't have checks I do.
I'm not alike a lot of people though. There's not
a lot of people that write checks now, I would.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Say fifty percent of people still write checks.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I would say like fifteen percent maybe really yeah, Vemo
cash app. I mean, there's too many things that exist. Now.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh, my dad, he doesn't do the ATM debit card.
He'll go to his bank and write a check to
cash wow, and get cash out of the bank.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
No, I have a debit card. But I will say
that I forget my pen all the time, Like I'm
I always go and I'm like, god, what is my pen?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
How do you forget a pin of something that you
use often?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, I usually just go to the bank and deal withdraw.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
So you always pay with cash?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
No, but I like to have a little bit of
cash in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
That's fair. But then like when you go and make
purchases and stuff out in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, I'm gonna tell you it sucks. My retirement has
taken a hit. You do have a retirement, because what
I used to do is when something was three dollars
and twelve cents, yeah, give them four dollars and then
they're going to give you eighty eight cents back that
change I put in a bucket, okay, and that's my retirement.
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And now that it's a lot less cash being used.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Your only retirement is this changing bucket? Am I following
that correctly?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
No teeth. Keith taught me this.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm just making sure I'm following correctly.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes or no, because that was what Keith would do.
He would go somewhere, pay with three dollars, get the
eighty eight cents back, and you throw the eighty eight
cents on his floorboard and he's like, that's the retirement, kid.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
So this is a Yes, that's your only retirement.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
That's my retirement, but it's it's retirement.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yes, you should probably go like put that in like
a fund.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I should probably, but I don't know how much it is.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, you can go get it, like, take it to
the bank, take it, take it to wherever you need
to count the coins. Yeah, and put it in a
fund so it can start making money. Otherwise you're not
making money off of it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, but it is cool to see that jar and
see it fill up.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's cool. But you can keep doing that, but like
you can't see it every so often. You take the
change and you take it in so cuz you love
free money, I do, right, Yeah, you can get free
money if you invest that. Yeah, to make money off
of your money. So if you go do that, and
then you can still keep getting change. You can just
(40:55):
refill it.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
But the problem is I don't get as much change
because it's a lot of cashless world. It's really frustrating me.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And that's why your retirement's taking a hit. Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
And you know what I should do. And there's another
thing I should do to make money somewhat like because
fantasy football. Yeah, like the Sore Losers. We do a
big league over there in the Sred Losers podcast. There's
forty eight teams. So everybody pays me their money in
the beginning of the year. Yeah, so I have that
money for six months, so I should put it somewhere.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You should not what you should not? You you're not a.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Bank, no, no, but I should put it. Ray told me
that I should put it in a roth iryars on
that a CD.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Okay, yes, I mean you make money off of that,
but that's other people's money, and then you're sketchy and
then you could definitely get called on the IRS for that.
I don't know how, but I feel like you could.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh really, yeah, Okay, maybe I shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That's too sketchy because it's other people's money and they're going,
it's going, it's supposed to be going to something, okay,
and then you use it for that when you're not
actually a bank. Banks do that, right, They take your
money and they and do whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I didn't know that to either until a couple of
years ago. Okay, I thought all my money was literally
just sitting at the.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Bank maybe once upon a time, not now. Yeah, but
you're not a bank, so I don't know. I don't
know how, but I feel like that's not You don't
want to get the IRS called on you for that,
so I would not do that.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
All right. But well, because you were saying free money
and I was like speaking of free money, it made
me think of that.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, but that that's dirty money. That's what we call
dirty money.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh man, crap, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Let's let's not do that. I don't want the iron.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So do you take a shower and you leave that
ring on?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
No? Right now, I'm taking it off all the time
because I'm scared, which is probably worse than I'm taking
it off all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
No, no, no, it's okay. Listen. Here's the thing about
the ring, and I hate to be Debbie Downer. Here
it's cool right now, and a year or two you'll
barely wear it.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You never wear a ring, I know. Why don't you
ever wear a wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's just I don't do jewelry.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I don't wear watching one of those like silicon. I've
never worn anything. And my wife barely ever wears her ring,
her like her engagement ring. You know what I mean.
It's like it's cool in the beginning, but then it's like,
oh my god, I gotta where is it? Oh, and
it's like it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, it is weird. Interest me there, And my.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Wedding ring doesn't fit perfectly, so it can fall off
pretty easily.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Should get like a silicon.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, but that's not the same thing. It's not the
wedding ring. So what's the point.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
But I mean, yeah, you should start wearing it though,
it'd be good for you. No.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I wear it to like event, like if it's a
nice event and i'm getting dr.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I put it one thing.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yes, it's just every day it just looks weird to
have a nice ring when I'm wearing a hoodie and pants.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay, okay, that's mine.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I'm just not and I'm worried about getting it stuck
on my finger if I get hurt at work.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah her at work?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, that's like if you like operate heavy machine ring you.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah. I was really with you, being like I'm worried
about getting stuck on my hand, and then he's it
at work and yeah, you tap out on that one. Okay,
we're going to jump out of here. Do you have
any other remaining questions?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh? Man, I probably do, and I just can't even
think of any I probably forgot him. God, I probably
have what is.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Funny about the ring? And I'll leave it at this
he proposed, and I made him like get up off
of one knee and like kiss me and hug me
because I was so excited. And then he like pulled
back after our little like moment of celebration, He's like,
so do you want the ring? I had like forgotten
that he was going to ring on my hand?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
So did you cry?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Immediately I was tearing up as he was like speech yeah,
and surprised and like overwhelmed with excitement all of your pants.
I did not pee my pants.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Okay, so some people, some people pee your pants and
they get so excited.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, that's not me yet.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Like Sage on Survivor season forty nine, she is like,
you know, I just when I get excited, I pee.
I just peed right now. Yeah, and she would feel
a little bit in her pants.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
You pee your pants when you get excited.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, no, I don't. Okay, I've just heard of it. Okay,
and so I just wondered.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I did not. I did not, But thank you for
asking that question.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Just wait till the first time you misplaced that ring.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I know I'm not looking at it's coming.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Don't put that on me. No, no, I'm just telling you
that out here before you.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'm telling you, Hey, go listen to that Sore Losers
podcast from this past Monday and find out everything that
happened Radio Lunchbox on the Socials. That's my handle. Thanks
for having me on a Saturday. I'm gonna take a
nap always. Actually we got basketball games. Well, we got to.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Answer some questions really quick before you leave.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Josh, all right, I'll tell my kids. I can't watch
to play basketball today.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh my goodness. Okay, And you can follow me at
web Girl Morgan. You can follow the show at Bobby
Bone Show. My video we're talking about is up on
my Instagram page from the engagement if you want to
see that. And that is all. Good bye, everybody, Peez,
Happy New Year.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
parts this weekend. Go follow the show and all social.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Platforms show and followed
Speaker 4 (45:47):
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week's episode.
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Show What's Up Friends in Happy Saturday this weekend lunchboxes
joining me, what's up lunch?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Happy New Year?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
We're like a week past New Year at this point.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I know, but I know, but I was just telling people.
I don't know that I've told these people Happy New Year?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I'm impressed that you can still hit those buttons.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
What do you mean with the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I mean, hey, I thought he'd wait down the fingers
a you gotta use two hands to pick it up,
but you still with your left hand, We're able to
hit the buttons and turn this sucker on. And I
was like, whoa blinded.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
By the light?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Is that a song?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I was blinded by the light. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
He did good. He did good.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Okay. So that was just my one one engagement joke
for the first start of the first min of the podcast.
Come folks, more to come. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, Well, before I let you ran on about my engagement,
let's talk about your holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh man, what about my holidays? It was a happy
holidays holidays. We drove so we were going to drive
to Texas to Austin to see my family. Shout out
box family in Austin, Texas, and we were going to
go there on the twenty sixth.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Okay, okay, after Christmas, After christ Christmas, here here.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
And then go there. And I told my wife that
doesn't really make sense. Why would we wait till the
twenty sixth? She goes, well, I just want them to
have memories of waking up in their bed on Christmas.
I said, they're going to have putty of those memories.
But you know what else is a memory waking up
at Granny and Grandpa's and having your cousins there and
(01:52):
going bananas. She's like, we just never did that as
a kid. I looked her in the eyes. I said, look,
we used to do that every four years. Maybe we'd
wake up in our bed for three the fourth year,
we'd go to Grandma and Grandpa's. And you know what,
I remember driving to Grandma and Grandpa's and the memories
we made at Granny and Grandpa's. I called him Grandma
(02:14):
and Grandpa, but we call my parents granny and Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why Granny and Grandpa? Why not Grandma?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
She not like Grandma, No, she's Annie and is her name?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh so granny?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah, it just rolls it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
That was her creativity, by the way. And so after
thinking about it for about you know, thirty to forty
five seconds, my wife goes, you know what, You're right,
let's go ahead and go. So we left that saturday
that we got off yep, okay, the saturday before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Whenever drive, Oh drive baby, Now you guys have the dog.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh yeah, but we drive. It costs money to fly, yea,
it costs money, but cheap it is to drive.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's true, but it's also just takes a lot longer.
How far is the drive from here to Texas to Austin?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And it's right around twelve hours? Okay, so you're no stops.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
You're the same with me, with which chitah.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
It's a pretty brutal drive.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
And we had decided that we were gonna try to
do it one day.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, I do it in one day.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I don't have three kids, I know. Okay, it's about.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
To add that I do have a dog in cat
though different.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They don't sit there and eat and drink and they
just lay there.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay, So we decide we're gonna drive it one day
and we're gonna wait because my oldest son was supposed
to have a basketball game. I was like, well, after
the basketball game, we'll be ready to go. Bam, we're out.
Then come Thursday we find out he has no basketball game,
and I'm like, what, let's leave on Friday. Neighborhood Christmas
(03:46):
party on Friday. Couldn't leave, so it's okay, It's okay,
we're gonna have the car.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Was the neighborhood Christmas probably worth it to day? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It wasn't fun.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean I talked to the same three families that
I talked.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
To anyway, and that you typically hang out with.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yes, it's not like I'm mingled with all these other neighbors.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Like Ito, like a you problem though, why didn't you mingle?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because this is what happens when you go into a situation.
You start talking to the people you know, and the
next thing you know, it's an hour later and you're like, oh,
well we haven't talked to anybody else.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Fair that does happen.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's not like it's planned. Yeah, it's just you see
them like, oh man, how you've been You start talking
because you know their kids. They know your kids. You
asked them about that, and then you're like, oh man,
it's been an hour. Should we meet other people? Ah,
we're good.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Wait, so do you go to one of their houses
for the party or is it like out on the shoe? No?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
No, is it someone's house?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But is it at one of those like your close friends?
It was at somebody else's.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, here's what's crazy. It was a house that the
people had moved. They had volunteered to host the party. Yeah.
And then I don't know the guy what he does
for a living, but they decided that we were going
to move to Africa maybe for two years. That's for
a missionary trip or something.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Okay, that where they got Yeah, I mean missionary trips
happened everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
So okay, Well, I don't know, maybe it's somewhere okay.
And so they were like, well, I guess you guys
can still have the party. But so there was no furniture.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
So you went to a party in an empty house?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Did they a last have food and drinks?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Yeah? Yeah, we had food and drinks, Like yes.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Inside that might be the best scenario, I mean, because.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Then nothing can get broken. Well, I mean it's not
like a rager. That's the thing. It's not like a rager.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
These are but the kids go, no, no, kids, it's
it's at night adults.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Okay. Then yeah, for not having furnitures, a little weird.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I mean, so it was. It was a little weird
that there was a table that they put out to
put food one and then that was it.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
And every just stood around sit on the floor at
one point.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No people leaning up against walls. Yeah, windowsills, But that's it.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
So it's kind of their going away party.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Also, No, no, they weren't there. They were gone.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
They had already left. So they offered their house.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But then they as this came up, I guess after
they'd already volunteered to have it.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
So who put the food out and everything? Luck, so
people brought things. Yeah, but then who brough at the table?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I don't know, maybe the neighborhood committee or whatever, I
don't know, neighborhood board, whatever they're called.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Anyways, we're de rallying from neighborhood. We're like, it's okay,
we're gonna have the car packed and ready to go.
Saturday morning we wake up and.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Go, okay, what was it?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Car packed?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
No, okay, cool, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
It's a right.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I'm not mad. I'm not annoyed, No big deal.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What time would you typically leave, because like when we
got up to leave, and we were leaving at five am?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, well, because I want.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To get there before it's super dark out. That's always
my goal. But I know different you have kids.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yes, I was planning to be on the road at eight. Okay,
on the road at eight?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. What time did you end up leaving?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
That's bad in the afternoon when you have all week. Yeah,
I'm just saying it's all right. I'm not upset.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Okay. So we started there a little frustrated.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, No, I was cool. Man, I'm in a good mood.
I'm on Vaca. And then we're just start making great time.
We are, we are smoking it.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Do you drive the whole time?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Mostly? Do you?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Very rare? Like my wife hates driving at night. Yeah,
donel like driving on is dark, you know, So it's
mostly I do.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
The driving, okay, and if you get a little sleepy.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'll let her drive for a little bit. But we
are driving, and we're somewhere in Arkansas, and my middle ones, like,
I gotta go to the bathroom. I gotta go to
the bathroom. And I'm like why, and he goes yeah.
So we pull over and he goes poop on the
side of the road. No, no, in a gas station.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I remember last vacation where you wouldn't take them to
the gas It was just a pet I know. I
just didn't know if it changed.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
No, no, no. And well we ran into the gas
station and they only had one working bathroom and he
was dancing, dancing, dance the night away, and the lady
was that was in line in front of us because oh,
you can go ahead of us. I'm like, oh, little
does she know es to poop. So then we got
in there and we were in there for like fifteen
twenty minutes because he's pooping. Oh, she's just sitting out
(08:14):
there waiting and come out. I'm so sorry. And she
just looked at me like, screw you. And I was like, ah,
I got you, No big deal. And so we got
back on the road. We're driving. We were making a
great time. I don't know if we we may have stopped.
That may have been our only stop so far. Okay,
we brought snacks and pack lunches. Now we had stopped
(08:36):
at a rest stop earlier to pee. Forgot about that one.
Right when you got into Arkansas out of Memphis. It's
the first it's right out there and you come over
across that bridge into Arkansas. It's the first rest area.
We stopped there. But anyway, that's derailing the story. It
has nothing to do with this story. Then we are
four and a half hours from Austin. I mean we
(09:01):
are going to make it by ten o'clock at.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Night, pretty solid, solid, a full day and three kids.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yes, and middle child says dad, Dad, I gotta go poop.
I'm all right, man, no problem. Let me fight. Exit
the road, pull into the gas station, put it in park.
But he threw up all over the car. No, he
(09:28):
didn't mention he had to throw up?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Did he Was he carsick?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I don't know. You're asking the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You had to ask him, Okay, But like, did he
throw up again? Was he sick after that point or
just like a one off?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
He didn't throw up again, but at that point we
had to go into the bathroom. He did poop again.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
There's a lot of bodily fluids that are happening on.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I know, I know people are probably not really enjoying
this very much, and we had to clean out the car.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Then we decided, I maybe we should just get a
hotel because if he's sick, it gives a little bit
more time for him to feel better. He gets a
good night's sleep, and we're not immediately bringing those germs
to grading Grandpa.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah. True.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And so we drove about ad to clean the car.
We drove into thirty more minutes because we were writing
Texarcana when he let that, okay, and so we drove
like thirty forty five more minutes. So then we were
four hours from Austin and we found a hotel and
that was the start of my vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Man, you always have a lot of bodily fluids or
sickness that happens on your vacation.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh that was just the first.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Well, no, obviously your kids had strap that you mentioned
on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
That was at the end of the vacation, but there
was another one in the middle. You can go check
out Sore Losers from this past Monday to hear all
about it. It was a parent's worst.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Nightmare, Like they all got sick again.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
It was terrifying. Let's put it this way. I was
going ninety five trying to get him to the er.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Why do you guys always have er trips? Don't say
what because we're parents, okay, but like you're the only
parents that I hear of this constantly happening on vacation specifically.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know, but I'm just telling you got to
go listen to the Sore Losers from this past Monday.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think you might be cursed in some way.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
No, we really might be. I mean, I think it's
like karma. The world hates me. I always tell you, guys,
the world hates me, and no one ever believes me.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
If you keep saying the world hates you, then it's
going to keep hating you.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
But no, I try. I try to put good vibes,
you know. Let me let me see what the name
of the episode was. It was called The Box Family
Holiday Adventures. Go check that one out, Sore Losers, and
you can hear all about it. But let me tell you,
but besides all the you know, medical bills that we
accumulated over the break, it was fantastic. My parents' house
was so much freaking fun.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So you split between in laws and.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Your parents, Oh split I would say, we spent ninety
five percent in my parents and then like two days
at the in laws.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Okay, why because we just saw.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
The in laws for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, And so we dominated my parents' house.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Nice was your sisters, Like my sister, my sister and
her kids came over a bunch, My brother and his kid,
his kid came over a bunch.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
My brother came over a couple times.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'd say, I feel like your brother's never really there,
so I always ask he was.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
A couple of times. Yeah, he came over a couple
of times. So yeah, we had a slumber party with
all the kids, like the day after Christmas. Nice, and
it was crazy. I mean we're talking seven kids nine
to ages from ages nine to four, two nine year olds,
three seven year olds, a five year old, and a
(12:37):
four year old. It's a lot of kids, a lot
of kids running around all day.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But did you guys have a sleepover for Sanna?
Speaker 1 (12:44):
No? Okay, because they did. The Sanna came to, you know,
the cousin's house. Cousin's house. Then they came over at
like two thirty. But Santa hit graining Grandpa's and that
was cool and it was good, Like the first couple
of days became my sister, no one came over. So
my kid kids got one on one time with Granny
and Grandpa because they never get that because whenever I
(13:04):
get there, I'm as like, yo, sis, get over here
with your kids. I want to see you and your kids,
and then we come over and it's just like chaos.
And this they actually got one on one time and
so it is great. But the slumber party was fantastic.
They stayed up till twelve thirty.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Were they tired the next day?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Well, goup it like, here's what's crazy. We were going
so hard, so hard. There were days my kids slept
till eight.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Am that and they don't know the.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Usually wake up at six, six fifteen.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, you guys were going hard.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It was.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It was awesome at Granny.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh dude, let me tell you. Christmas was awesome. Granny.
Let me tell you. Let me tell you about Granny.
Granny is miscreative. She has these games that are freaking fantastic.
Every year she has different games. I love that when
we go in the summer, different games. And this was
like pool noodle soccer, like you cut pool noodles. In
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half and you get a beach ball and you had
to hit it with the stick. And yeah, that was
one of the games we played in the summer this winter.
One game was she had stickers and she wrote numbers
one through twenty five on them and we hid them
throughout the house and the kids had to go find them,
come back and stick them on the wall in one
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through twenty five order. And you think, oh, the kids
aren't gonna get into that. They're gonna be so annoyed.
Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh my gosh, they were
running around the house. They're all cripping things apart, all
in the bathroom at one time, trying to find I mean,
great game.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Oh she's so fun, so fun.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Then but we had a snowball fight.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
She had ordered like I don't even know what they are,
like phone, not even phone, but cloth like stuff like snowballs.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
And so when the kids it was really nice on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, well it doesn't really snow in Austin either, so
when all the kids are sitting around, the adults come
popping out with snowballs and start pegging people, and then
it just erupts into a snowball fight that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Okay. So on your guys's Christmas Day, I assume you
guys have food, Santa comes, and then do you guys
just play games and stuff throughout the rest.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Of the day. We are the toys, yeah, rip all
the toys, open play, yeah, we do everything. Then we
had the the rolling game where she got like this
red tablecloth and had different squares or rectangles and you
put prizes at different spots and then you take a
bottled water that's closed and you roll it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah. Okay, I've seen some of these on social media
and I love them. A minute to win it kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Games, yes, and you wear it, rolls and stops, you
get that prize.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
It was great. Great. And then then oh my gosh,
I'll have to pose a picture of me. She saw
something online about how to make a sweatshirt into a wreath,
so we were all wreaths. She did. Oh.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
So it's like your hands go about you.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Your head and you got to put them in your
sleeves and your wreath got the bow and everything.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
And he made him for all of you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
She made him for all of us. Boom family of wreaths.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
That's funny. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh my gosh, I mean hot glued all that.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
All men use that next year for your family Christmas
family photo.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Maybe I think you should. That's pretty good. That's the
one my seven year old. They got to bring one
picture into school and show to the class and then
talk about their holidays. And he looked at all of
them and he's like, ah, like, what about the wreath one?
That was the first one I said. He goes, no,
I don't want that one. They looked at all the picture,
He goes, dad, how about that one? He picked a
wreath one.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Yeah, but you suggested it. It's not that cool.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Exactly once he saw it. Okay, I'll do that one,
you know, he suggested it. Yeah. It was a fantastic holiday,
Like I mean, we had so much freaking fun.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, wait, I have follow up questions or take a
quick break. We gotta take a break, yeah, and we'll
come back. I have follow up questions.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, So don't point that ring at me. Stop.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This is this is not even sorry.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Sorry, I was just blinded by the light of that
other ring. Sorry.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Hey, hold on, this was your guys' first Christmas. Also
with Chase, your new rescue dog.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Crush.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yes, how did he do?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Oh, let me tell you. Let me tell you. Oh
you think that only children went to the emergency room?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh no, visit?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Oh yeah, man, I mean, let me tell you if
there is something we know how to do. I'm telling
you we know how to spend money on doctors on
the holidays, and.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
You know how to oh boy, whoa, that was a
really good fake sneeze.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
It's not fake? Are oh my good?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
And you know how to spend money on doctors that
don't give you answers.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's it's like a theme. It's unbelievable. And I don't know. Like,
we got there and my parents just got two new
dogs because both their dogs passed away in the last
six months. So they got Harry and Sally. And Sally
is on her worm medicine, so she has to be.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Calm, yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
So she is on a leash. So when we get there,
she my dad brings out Harry because Harry can be
kind of.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Are Harry and Sally both rescue dogs? Yes, okay, so
they have different personalities based on what they've been through.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yes, morningside, Hi, can you even see in here? It's
a saturday due the lights are on. Oh but that
bleak from that race, We're.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Not doing that. Get out, get out. You guys are insane.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I don't know why he's here on the Saturday. That's
what we're probably doing. The show is rock show, so
Harry can be a little. As my dad said, he's
kind of grouchy at the beginning. But so he came out.
He tried to get chased. I tried to get chased.
So we went on a walk around the block. He
still try to get chase, So then we switched. I
walked Harry and my dad walked Chase, and they can
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kind of became friends. And then we'd let him loose
in the backyard and it was pure pandemonium.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I don't know if that means it was.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Good or oh, it was great. They were just going
crazy and they were. And then we had to teach
Chase how to use the dog door, which I need
to get at my house. I need a dog door
and in and out, in and out, and it's like
the Tasbanian Devil.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You don't need a dog door, though, because the Chase
would stay outside, because.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Well he does stay outside, but it's better than me
leaving my back door open.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
That's true. But like, wouldn't he just stay out there
all the time, said, I have ever come?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I don't know. I think the option of having to
be able to go in and out maybe be better.
I don't know. But this whole running, I mean, leaving
the back door open is very annoying and it's costly.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
So then how did it work with Sally when they
came in from being crazy?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sally was on steroids, so she was just gonna chill,
she didn't go yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, And and Chase was living it up.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He was just the best Christmas of his life.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Good.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It was his first Christmas. No, because he was born
in November, So isn't he a year to Yeah? Yeah,
but I don't know what he was doing for Christmas
last year. He could have been on the streets, you know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
So this was really his first Christmas.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
This is his first Christmas rehabilitated. Yeah. It's also we
got him off the streets. You know. He changed his
life around. He really buckled down.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Yeah, you guys changed his life. But he didn't have
a life that he needed to change.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
He didn't, No, no, he did. He was on the
streets and he was Yeah, but he did that to him. Yeah,
but you don't know what he was getting into, you
know what I mean, bad influences, hanging around the wrong people.
So we got him off the streets. Okay, all right,
and he's never going back. Yeah, this is great. But yeah,
so here all about the medical bills with the vet
Box Family Adventure Christmas in emergency. Oh yeah it was.
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It was the day we got.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
There, man, Yeah, they'll suck.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Let's just say it was. We were in Austin for
forty five minutes before we had to go to the
emergency vent.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Was it something he did on his own or was
it with Harry and Sally?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
It was with him and Harry.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah that's hard.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, no, no, no, no, it wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay, they just a rough house too hard? Yeah you yeah, yeah,
did Chase terrors Aco.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You'll have to go listen to sore Losers and have
to tell me. I can't tell you because in that
ruins that people won't go listen, will No, they won't.
I need people to listen, okay, like I need like
people are listening to this and if they want to
know why we were going ninety five and then why
what happened to Chase sore losers.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
All right, that's a long tease if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
It was really short. Actually, it was only like twelve seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Is there anything else from your vacation that you really loved?
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I got to play golf with Garrett, greg and Jacob.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
My boys set your boys from back Home.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, so that was nice. That was a really good time.
And I got to see No Teeth Keith. He came over.
He's a forty nine Ers fan. I'm a Bears fan.
They played while I was in town.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
They play each other.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, so it's great. It was Sunday night football. So
he came over and batter's box. Who was my brother?
He's a big forty nine Ers fan, but he has
his routine he has to watch in his house.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Why do you have some forty nine Ers fans and
some Chicago Bears fans?
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Because my brother's mental. I don't know. My mom grew
up in Chicago, my dad grew up in Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, so your brother just found influence elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, okay, probably no teeth Keith. I don't know where
are forty nine ers San Francisco. Yeah, but yeah, my
brother was like, you can come over and watch it.
And I was like, alright, I'm bringing the whole family.
He was like, well, you can come and leave the
kids at grannies. And I'm like, he's like, we got
we got a specific you know, like got our blanket
on the couch and we ever seating arrangement. There's not
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enough room. And I'm like, bro, I'm in town one
how many times? Once? Twice a year?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Does your brother have kids?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah? He has a nine year old boy.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
He's past the young age face though.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
No, no, he's still nine. He still likes to play.
But I mean they have their whole routine. I don't know.
I was like, bro, it's one time. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (23:15):
So did you go over and washing?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Did he come over and watching?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
No? No, okay, literally did not come over. So my
sister came over with her three kids, my three kids, Keith,
my mom and dad. And and that's the thing. We
didn't watch the whole game. We were out playing, running around,
you know, watch a little beer. And my brother not
going to go for that.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
He has to watch the whole game.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Oh yeah, oh gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
And sorry, my home alarm just went off at my house.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
I was not trying to steal your ring and quit.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
No, no, my fiance, I'm not used to saying that yet,
he said, I'll feel arm on accent.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Good good. Yeah, So there you go. I mean that
was my holiday. It was great.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, it sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Are yourself, Oh my gosh, relax you sleep in Oh
I was so tired.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, like I mean, I was so tired. Like it was.
I mean, it was go go go. Let me tell you.
Those kids don't they don't.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Do you need a vacation from your vacation?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
No, because we went to in my in laws. I mean,
it's so much more just chill, okay, because there's not
a hundred cousins running around. There's just not pure chaos,
three dogs running around, you know what I mean. It's more.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
You got to catch up on your sleep a little bit. Yes, relax, yes, okay,
so that different vibes.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Different vibes, a lot quieter, a lot more calm. There's
not a lot of yelling.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
That's good for you though. You need that every once
in a while.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But I did. My dad did win a prestigious award. Okay,
he won.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
You're about to joke with me, aren't you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
No, you are in the month for December.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You were joking with me. I'm not saying that he
didn't win that, but you were messing with me that
it was like a prestigious award from the or something.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, there is no HOA but the neighborhood committee or
whatever they are. Okay, Yeah, he got the best yard
for December. His decorations were the absolute home run best.
Shout out, Pops, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Does he have a lot of like inflatables.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
He has like three inflatables. But he had all these
candy canes, he had lights, he had everything he had.
Oh and then on the sideyard he had the manger
setup and all this and he had the cross on
the chimney. I mean he and he goes, I wouldn't
even to put that up, all this up that When
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you guys said you were coming, I was like, I
better get the lights out for the kids. And he
told the guy, he said, I'm gonna tell you what,
I'm a little upset that I've never won this before.
I've lived here and he goes, I've lived here thirty
forty years.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Wait, so do you think he got it out of
some sympathy there?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Nope, Nope, he goes I've lived here thirty nine years.
My yard used to have no grass in it. Twelve bikes, baseballs,
baseball bats, soccer balls, gloves, and I never won it.
Then he goes, isn't that what the yard is supposed
to be is for kids to play in? Who cares
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about fancy bushes and nice flowers? He goes, but I'll
take the sign.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
So he told him that as he was getting the award. Yeah, yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Yeah, that's really funny.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your dad's cool.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
And then he uh, he did text. He goes the
other day he texted. I think it was two days ago.
He goes, bad news, guys, the sign is gone.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Because it's January. Somebody else got awarded. Hey he got
one month though, and that's the best month.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
But yeah, he got thet he got it. He was
so excited.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Oh that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
And the committee posts the winner on their Facebook page
like oh best lie, you know, best house. And then
I had a picture news allway.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
He is you are him? He is you?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, and then my mom was mad and my mom
was like, the one year I didn't help and he
wins the one year. Hey, so now he's gonna tell
me that it's him that wins.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You know what, get excuse for her not to.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
Help though, Dean, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Okay, we're gonna take a holidays. We're gonna take a
quick break, come back, and I'm gonna leave this over
to you. Help me, all right, lunch. I'm gonna let
you ask whatever questions you want to ask. I guess, Oh, man,
I don't know if I want to do this.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, no, no, you do want to do this? Like did
you cry?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I got a question. This is what Really, I didn't understand.
How was he miked? Well? How were you guys miked up?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Oh? So he had a videographer there, and the videographer
miked him. So it was kind of funny.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
When we wait, if he's miked how.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
You didn't it's underneath your shirt, you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
But how did he get miked up without you knowing?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
So when we first got into Botanica, which was funny
because I was giving him hard time before we left.
He always has to pee. This is like a thing.
He always has to pee a lot, and so we
he had peed before we left. We get into Botanica
and he's like, oh, I got to go to the bathroom,
and I was like, are you kidding me? You literally
just went whatever, go to the bathroom. So apparently in this.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Bathroom, in the bathroom in my.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Daughter in law, because my brother in law was also
trying to help and like get us away from the situation.
So I didn't start to become suspicious, got it? So, yes,
they but he went into this bathroom hoping to meet
a videographer while there was just an old guy and
a young kid and there He's like, I don't think
either one of you are They were in the wrong bathroom.
So then it became this whole thing that like we
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were kind of going around the park and I was like,
what are we doing. We're just supposed to be walking,
Like you know when you go in a place and
there's like a.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, there's there's a routine and you follow it.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Yeah, we were not following it. And I was like,
what are we doing? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
How did they mess see? That's what I don't understand.
How do you mess up which bathroom?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Well, there's like three different bathrooms in there.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
No, no, but you say the bathroom right when you walk.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
In, Well there's two entrances. Oh, guy was on the
other one. So then like we're walking, they're like, Okay,
we're gonna go get a drink. And when they went
to the drink is when they finally went to the
right bathroom.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Did you know they were going back to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
No, I thought they were going to get a drink.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Did they come back with a drink?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, some of them did, Okay, but it took a
long time. They're like that line was like so long,
and it is. It's a really busy day or two
days before Christmas.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
So everything was like not so suspicious, but enough where
I was like, Okay, you guys are being weird whatever,
But I wasn't putting something together.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
But my question is, okay, no, no call me. I
don't want to be skeptical Harry or Stuart the skeptical.
But why did we need a mic?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Because you want to capture the audio of what he's saying?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Got it okay?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Because he knew I would want that. He knew I
wanted the documentation of it. But he actually just had
hired a photographer to take pictures. That was actually all
he did. The photographer, see the photographer, not until he
was getting down on one knee. I knew her. She
and I went to high school together. Her name is Stacy.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh whoa. He went in the bedroom with a chick.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, that's hold on, that's a photographer. The photographer was
all hired, but her she had offered him, was like, hey,
do you want a videographer like a dog?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Oh, videographer and photographer are different, not the same thing,
got it?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
And the photography videographer is a dude.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
So he wasn't planning on that. He was just gonna
have somebody capture like iPhone video or whatever. But she
offered him the videographer to come, and that's who was like,
you definitely want audio if you're going to do Like.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
So, how long after he got miked up? Did he propose?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
And did this right within like twenty minutes?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
But did you see this girl? You knew before that.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
So my whole family was kind of standing on stairs.
My family didn't know what was happening, but we were
like taking a picture.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well I had to know because they had a mic on.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You can't see the mic at bro the brother in law,
my sister knew that was it. Nobody else knew it
was happening. Got it so like my family's all like
standing kind of up, like the tree sits down in
this little thing and then there's like stairs on each
side where you can kind of walk up. And my
family was up waiting on the stairs because it was
like we were just taking a picture in front of
the tree. And as we're taking my sister's taking that
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picture of us, I see Stacy like pop out behind
my dad like a smidge, and I was like, is that?
And I kind of like but as soon as I
realized it was her, he was getting down on one knee,
and now the only moment I could finally put it together.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, so did you get pictures back? Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Yeah, we posted.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh those are them? Yeah those are professional. Yeah those
aren't iPhone.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
No, those aren't iPhones.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
So when he gets down on a knee, does your
mom go like does she freak out?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I have no idea what's happening over there. I'm like
zoned into him because I'm just like, what what's happening?
I don't I'm just like word vomiting because he's down
on one knee and I'm like, what's going on? And
then he just starts doing his speech. So I have
no idea, what's happening anywhere else until we finally like,
clap for you. But there's a lot of clapping. Yeah,
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there's a lot of clapping, but there wasn't. Where the
tree was is kind of a little bit more secluded area,
so it wasn't like there was a whole bunch of people.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
So it was down in the middle of botanic Botanica Botanica.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Got it? Yeah, huh So then what do you do
to celebrate? You leave Botanica immediately.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
No, we still like we ended up finally like now
getting to enjoy Botanica, which is what we normally do.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
No, you don't enjoy Botanica now, you're just like, oh
my god, oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
There was a lot of walking around and just talking
about like that, and I was freaking out because there
was a ring on my hand and I was like this,
I said.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
It, Oh my god, a lot, That's what I mean.
So it's not like you're whatever you're doing. It's like
people are like, oh, let's go to dinner afterwards. It's
like what what what that's all? And then you keep
going over the same I imagine you just go over
whatever just happened. About five thousand times that night.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah, because then we like FaceTime. We facetimeed his family
first when we got home.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, they knew a lot.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Of his family knew it was happening because he had
talked to them before we got it. So we FaceTime
all them, and then we facetimed all our friends. There
was a lot of the same story.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
That's crazy because I didn't get a FaceTime.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
You didn't.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh, yeah, I guess all your friends know all your friends,
all your friends. Dang man, did you guys hear that
she facetimed all her friends? I sure hell didn't get one.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yes, the friends who will likely be on my in
my wedding party if I do.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
You're going to have a wedding party, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I don't I might my elope, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
Like your girls that you've all you've been with since
high school or college? Sorry, they want to be in
your wedding party. Yeah, I mean I've met that, I've
met them. They want to be in the wedding room.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You've met a bunch of different ones of them.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yes, yeah, so I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
I just don't know. I might want a really small
wedding I don't know. I don't want to spend a
bunch of money on a wedding lunch.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
So what did did your dad cry?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Like?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
What happens?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Yeah, there's in the video you can see my dad
like teering up and he's like wiping away tears, and
my mom's freaking out. She's so excited because she had
no idea what was coming.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
But your sister already knew. So is she emotional or
she already like already knew.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
No, Like she knew what was coming, but she was
still freaking out that it happened. The whole moment had
just was the baby there? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay, did the baby freak out?
Speaker 3 (34:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Baby's too young?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Okay, baby baby like sleeping' got it? So then you
leave Botanica and do you go out and get drinks?
So you go home? What do you do?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah? I mean we went home and we were facetiming
and stuff and then oh that's right. We Yeah, then
we played games with the family and stuff. So we
were celebrating just like hanging out at the house.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
We did celebrate with more drinking and stuff. That week,
we went out with a bunch of my different friends
and at home.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
So, so were you not worried that someone and we
saw I was gonna post it before you did.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh. I did have that panic because we went to
a church on Christmas Eve and somebody came up.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh ay man amen loyah, and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Somebody came up to talk to my sister and she
like then was like, oh, hey, I listened to the
show or whatever, and I literally like panicked and I
just like slowly moved my hand. I was holding the
baby at the time, and I just kind of slowly
moved my hand underneath. I was like, I hope she
didn't see that because I hadn't posted it yet. Interesting
because I didn't post until after Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I know, like Timeline's weird. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Well, the only reason I knew is because I think
it's my mother in law. My mother in law texting goes, oh,
Morgan's engaged. I was like, what I.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Know of You probably weren't on social media.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
I was like, oh, let me go. So I was like,
I guess I'll go. Look. That's and that's how I knew.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
That's when you found out.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Yeah, because I was like, I have no idea. She
I mean my See. That's what's funny is when people
text me because I'm like, I don't know people like
I don't pay attention, like I am in my own world,
and it's like, like people are I mean, I don't
want to call people dumb. But this girl he used
to work with all right, she used to be a
sales girl for it. She texted me, she goes, oh
(35:48):
my gosh, Bobby really won them. And I'm like, how
dumb are you? Like how you worked with him? Like
how I like, I'm just like I can't And I
just texted her back and I was like, because hey,
I had no idea what she was talking about.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
You again, been on social media?
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yes, I had no idea, And I was like, there
is zero percent chance he won. I don't know where
you got that.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
You didn't go online to see what was happening.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You just like were like response, why, Well, she didn't say,
oh I saw it on Instagram or wherever she saw it.
So I didn't know anything about him posting that he
won until he came to work and he was talking
about how he did that. I was like, why does
this girl think he won? Like what?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
And then you finally started off putting all the pieces together.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Yeah. Now I'm like, oh, I should have been so
harsh to her, Like I was like, there's zero percent chance,
I don't know where you got that online. And then
she never replied, So I was like, okay, well I
put that to bed.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
And your wife is normally more online than you were.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, she is. She's been doing a better job of
not being online. I've been, you know, telling her, hey,
get offline. It's not good for you. It's a waste
of time. Yes, it's a waste of time. It's a
waste of time.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Yeah, but you post. You can't say that people are
following you.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You know, I understand, I get that, but it Yes,
it's a weird it's a weird thing.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, is that.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I say it's a waste time. But then I post
because I think I'm supposed to post.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
You are supposed to post. You want if you want
people to follow you, and you want to get y
roll and all those things. Yes, okay, Well anything else
that you have questions about before we get out of here.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
How much that ring cost?
Speaker 2 (37:30):
I don't know. He's been saving for a while.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
So you didn't ask him.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, this is not not my business. My only one
thing that I said to him is.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Well, don't you have to know because you have to
get it insured.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yes, and so I'll find out eventually. At this moment,
we haven't.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Oh well that's not good because if you lose it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
I know, and I'm really worried about wearing it.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
The first thing you should do is get it insured.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
I know. But it was hard. We're over Christmas and
nobody was open and we had all of that. So
but we are. It's on my life to do specific Actually,
by the time you probably hear this podcast, I will
have done it because it's been on my list to
do it this week specifically.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
Okay, but I.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Did tell him. I was like, please don't go into
debt for a ring that's very important to me. So well,
I mean, you have a lot of people that go
into debt for weddings and rings and stuff.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
And I just yeah, you're right, you know I no, no, no, no,
that you don't want to be in debt. Yeah, that's true.
Did he pay you credit card or cash?
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Did he write a check.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't think he wrote a check. A lot of
people don't write checks. Now you don't have checks I do.
I'm not alike a lot of people though. There's not
a lot of people that write checks now, I would.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Say fifty percent of people still write checks.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
I would say like fifteen percent maybe really yeah, Vemo
cash app. I mean, there's too many things that exist. Now.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh, my dad, he doesn't do the ATM debit card.
He'll go to his bank and write a check to
cash wow, and get cash out of the bank.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
No, I have a debit card. But I will say
that I forget my pen all the time, Like I'm
I always go and I'm like, god, what is my pen?
Speaker 2 (39:09):
How do you forget a pin of something that you
use often?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, I usually just go to the bank and deal withdraw.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
So you always pay with cash?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
No, but I like to have a little bit of
cash in my pocket.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
That's fair. But then like when you go and make
purchases and stuff out in the world.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, I'm gonna tell you it sucks. My retirement has
taken a hit. You do have a retirement, because what
I used to do is when something was three dollars
and twelve cents, yeah, give them four dollars and then
they're going to give you eighty eight cents back that
change I put in a bucket, okay, and that's my retirement.
(39:46):
And now that it's a lot less cash being used.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Your only retirement is this changing bucket? Am I following
that correctly?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
No teeth. Keith taught me this.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I'm just making sure I'm following correctly.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yes or no, because that was what Keith would do.
He would go somewhere, pay with three dollars, get the
eighty eight cents back, and you throw the eighty eight
cents on his floorboard and he's like, that's the retirement, kid.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
So this is a Yes, that's your only retirement.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
That's my retirement, but it's it's retirement.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Yes, you should probably go like put that in like
a fund.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
I should probably, but I don't know how much it is.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Well, you can go get it, like, take it to
the bank, take it, take it to wherever you need
to count the coins. Yeah, and put it in a
fund so it can start making money. Otherwise you're not
making money off of it.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, but it is cool to see that jar and
see it fill up.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's cool. But you can keep doing that, but like
you can't see it every so often. You take the
change and you take it in so cuz you love
free money, I do, right, Yeah, you can get free
money if you invest that. Yeah, to make money off
of your money. So if you go do that, and
then you can still keep getting change. You can just
(40:55):
refill it.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
But the problem is I don't get as much change
because it's a lot of cashless world. It's really frustrating me.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
And that's why your retirement's taking a hit. Yes, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
And you know what I should do. And there's another
thing I should do to make money somewhat like because
fantasy football. Yeah, like the Sore Losers. We do a
big league over there in the Sred Losers podcast. There's
forty eight teams. So everybody pays me their money in
the beginning of the year. Yeah, so I have that
money for six months, so I should put it somewhere.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
You should not what you should not? You you're not a.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Bank, no, no, but I should put it. Ray told me
that I should put it in a roth iryars on
that a CD.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
Okay, yes, I mean you make money off of that,
but that's other people's money, and then you're sketchy and
then you could definitely get called on the IRS for that.
I don't know how, but I feel like you could.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh really, yeah, Okay, maybe I shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
That's too sketchy because it's other people's money and they're going,
it's going, it's supposed to be going to something, okay,
and then you use it for that when you're not
actually a bank. Banks do that, right, They take your
money and they and do whatever.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I didn't know that to either until a couple of
years ago. Okay, I thought all my money was literally
just sitting at the.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Bank maybe once upon a time, not now. Yeah, but
you're not a bank, so I don't know. I don't
know how, but I feel like that's not You don't
want to get the IRS called on you for that,
so I would not do that.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
All right. But well, because you were saying free money
and I was like speaking of free money, it made
me think of that.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah, but that that's dirty money. That's what we call
dirty money.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh man, crap, all right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Let's let's not do that. I don't want the iron.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So do you take a shower and you leave that
ring on?
Speaker 2 (42:31):
No? Right now, I'm taking it off all the time
because I'm scared, which is probably worse than I'm taking
it off all the time.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
No, no, no, it's okay. Listen. Here's the thing about
the ring, and I hate to be Debbie Downer. Here
it's cool right now, and a year or two you'll
barely wear it.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
You never wear a ring, I know. Why don't you
ever wear a wedding ring.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's just I don't do jewelry.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I don't wear watching one of those like silicon. I've
never worn anything. And my wife barely ever wears her ring,
her like her engagement ring. You know what I mean.
It's like it's cool in the beginning, but then it's like,
oh my god, I gotta where is it? Oh, and
it's like it's just weird.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, it is weird. Interest me there, And my.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Wedding ring doesn't fit perfectly, so it can fall off
pretty easily.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Should get like a silicon.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
Yeah, but that's not the same thing. It's not the
wedding ring. So what's the point.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
But I mean, yeah, you should start wearing it though,
it'd be good for you. No.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I wear it to like event, like if it's a
nice event and i'm getting dr.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I put it one thing.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yes, it's just every day it just looks weird to
have a nice ring when I'm wearing a hoodie and pants.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Okay, okay, that's mine.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
I'm just not and I'm worried about getting it stuck
on my finger if I get hurt at work.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
Yeah her at work?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Okay, that's like if you like operate heavy machine ring you.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah. I was really with you, being like I'm worried
about getting stuck on my hand, and then he's it
at work and yeah, you tap out on that one. Okay,
we're going to jump out of here. Do you have
any other remaining questions?
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh? Man, I probably do, and I just can't even
think of any I probably forgot him. God, I probably
have what is.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Funny about the ring? And I'll leave it at this
he proposed, and I made him like get up off
of one knee and like kiss me and hug me
because I was so excited. And then he like pulled
back after our little like moment of celebration, He's like,
so do you want the ring? I had like forgotten
that he was going to ring on my hand?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
So did you cry?
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Immediately I was tearing up as he was like speech yeah,
and surprised and like overwhelmed with excitement all of your pants.
I did not pee my pants.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Okay, so some people, some people pee your pants and
they get so excited.
Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, that's not me yet.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Like Sage on Survivor season forty nine, she is like,
you know, I just when I get excited, I pee.
I just peed right now. Yeah, and she would feel
a little bit in her pants.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
You pee your pants when you get excited.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
No, no, I don't. Okay, I've just heard of it. Okay,
and so I just wondered.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I did not. I did not, But thank you for
asking that question.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Just wait till the first time you misplaced that ring.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
I know I'm not looking at it's coming.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
It happens.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Don't put that on me. No, no, I'm just telling you
that out here before you.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
I'm telling you, Hey, go listen to that Sore Losers
podcast from this past Monday and find out everything that
happened Radio Lunchbox on the Socials. That's my handle. Thanks
for having me on a Saturday. I'm gonna take a
nap always. Actually we got basketball games. Well, we got to.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Answer some questions really quick before you leave.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Josh, all right, I'll tell my kids. I can't watch
to play basketball today.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Oh my goodness. Okay, And you can follow me at
web Girl Morgan. You can follow the show at Bobby
Bone Show. My video we're talking about is up on
my Instagram page from the engagement if you want to
see that. And that is all. Good bye, everybody, Peez,
Happy New Year.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
parts this weekend. Go follow the show and all social.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Platforms show and followed
Speaker 4 (45:47):
Web Girl Morgan to submit your listener questions for next
week's episode.
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