Morgan & Eddie’s Favorite Pastimes, Their Bet For Each Other, & Are They Childish?

Eddie and Morgan had their usual Saturday yap session catching up on all the random things. Morgan admitted her current favorite past time and it sparked Eddie to admit his culinary challenges. After talking about Morgan’s dislike of coffee, they made a promise to each other to try drinks. Then, they discuss ratios for watching shows with and without their partners, the most childish things about themselves, and the random parking lot comments they’ve each received. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Best Bits of the Week with Morgan.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Part one, a scene with a member of the show.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
We've made it to the weekend. It's Saturday. It's best
Bits and Eddie is joining me. What's up Eddie?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Saturday? The weekend's here.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
We finally made it. We did working to live instead
of living to work.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Dude. I live for the weekend, like I really do.
And it's not just work, it's just life, you know,
Like life every day is just non stop bang bang
bang man bang.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
And then but isn't it NonStop on the weekend, So.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It's more fun, Like there's games not practices.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Okay, you know, and you don't have to work as much,
so the timeline is a little bit better, so you're
not totally stressed.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yes, And then like cooking, you know, for the family
is like, oh we got to cook, Like okay, you're
taking the kid to the practice, so I got to
stay back and cook and I'm not done with my
work yet, and like it's just a lot of that
where the weekend is like I love to cook, so
like let me smoke a pork butt, you know, and you.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Have time to cook, you have time to do leisurely activities.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Wake up, get my coffee, and I put a pork
butt in and then watch some football.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
You just stop saying pork you want it feels weird.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You want a fun fact about.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Pork butt, not particularly, but I feel like you're gonna
give it to me anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, So it's called pork butt Boston pulled pork. I
can barely see you, but Mike, welcome behind the scenes. Okay,
So like, uh, it's called a pork butt, you know,
pulled pork. You ever heard of pulled pork? Yes, I have,
You've never had I've never had it. You don't eat that.
But it's called a pork butt b U T T.
But it's really the shoulder of the pig.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
See. But then you're starting to talk about like the
different things you're eating, and then that just grosses me
out because and then I get sad because it's an animal.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, that poor pig had a great life and a
mom and a dad somewhere. I want you not to
go down.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Didn't they have relationships with their dads?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yes, pigs are actually really smart. Pigs are almost as
smart as dogs, if not smarter.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, but no one they know where their dad is. Okay,
I can feel like the dad just kind of like
does thing and then goes Anyways, I'm.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Really glad you have your weekends leisurely.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, and you get to enjoy yourself. One day you'll
miss it, I think all the craziness and chaos.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's what they say, but I'm looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So you're like speed up times two.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
People are always like you're like.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Adam Zandler and you'd hit the button and click a
fast forward But where he has the remote?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Have you not seen click before?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah? A long time ago there, Okay, so.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Click where he can fast forward through all the mundane
stuff that he doesn't want to listen to when his
wife nags at him or when the kids are crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
But you would hit the fast forward button.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Not really, I know. I love that I'm in it,
like this is fine. This is my life right now
and it's fine and I enjoy it. Yes, it's hard
or whatever, but like I'm going to need these memories
and it's gonna be cool to look back on. But like, no,
I'm not going to miss it.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't think, okay, fair going to miss it? Like, yeah,
I don't fast forward yet, Like.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I'm ready to hang out my wife. Yeah, you miss
her see each other, you know, but we don't really
like talk. There was no talking, like because there's always
a kid around. So like if we have to talk
about talk, if we have to talk about something now,
but by that time when everyone's like we're so, we're exhausted.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So what are you guys do if you have to
have to.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Go to the car? Go sit out there, like you
talked about something like and no interruptions. Can like let's
go sit in the car.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Have you ever hear me out?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Because I think your wife would love this and you
should do this for her a date.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
No, Like just if the kids are all playing.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Games, they're old enough at this point. But one time,
pick up some food on the way home, have it
sitting in the car, put the seats down, and like
put a blanket out, and you guys can just go
sit out there and eat some food together while the
kids are inside. That's funny because like if the cars,
your guys just kind of sap space to have conversations.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It's just for us, so they won't hear our conversations,
Like if we're talking about them, we don't want to like,
you know, be talking out loud around all the kids,
so like but but I mean it lasts about two
minutes before there's a yes, a bull of cereal. Yes,
just get whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Fine, but you can go in and tell the kids, hey,
give us thirty minutes, and you guys.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Go out there and sit in the car and have
like a little date.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
We never come out.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, I mean that's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
So you can have everything out there for her ready
and you guys just sit and go and I think
she would love that.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's fun, cute little surprise.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I like that to go along with your guys' theme.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
One of my favorite things is coming up with day
ideas that fit into people's lives. I love doing that.
Like what your lifestyle is and what it looks like.
Let me figure out how to maneuver something for you.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's cool. Maybe you should be like one of those
like life.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Coaches, you know, everybody's life couch.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
We don't need that.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Okay, what is your current favorite pastime? You just talked
about all the things that you can't you know, don't
have time for a bunch, but we need to have
some pastime because let me tell you what got me
on this.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
We love to watch the comment section of videos, Like
it is my favorite thing in the world. When I
go watch a video, I watch it for about twenty
seconds and then I go immediately to the comments.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Because they're starting to get really funny.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Oh they're not starting to do They've been funny, especially
on TikTok. Yeah, this has been a thing.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
The comment section has been a thing. Yeah, And it's
what's funny about the comments. It's always people who don't
really care to be seen or anything, but.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
They're so hilarious.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, And there's the comments are just so quick and
I wish I could come.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Up with them.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Yeah, way better than the video.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Half the time, the comment section is better than the video.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
What's stupid is like I'll see a video of like
you know this guy. Did you know that every dishwasher
has this and if you don't clean it out but whatever,
like whatever, those videos another thing you need to clean right,
like one of those things or whatever, And then like
you look at it and you're like, I wonder if
that's true, and so I go to the comments section
to look for that comment where like that's actually not true.

(05:40):
I'm a you know, dishwasher repairman, but you never get that, like, well,
you never get that. You always just get jokes. I
have to go through one hundred jokes before I can
get to someone serious.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Also because they'll say it's really funny because people pretend
to be like an expert, and you can tell they're
pretending right. They'll be like, well, no, I am a
specialist in the water company, and I would like to
tell you that that is actually very true and make
sure you do this.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
But they're not being honest. It's not a true thing.
Or they'll be like or like making.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
A further joke line where they're like, yes, I am
a specialist when it comes to hard water on certain
surfaces and you may not use metal.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Or like something like that comment. But all of those
are hilarious.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
But my favorite comment, and it's a little bit more
wholesome than the funny side, is people will comment on
like a cool video or something that they love to
see that made them feel a certain way, and they'll say,
like this comment, so I can always come back to this,
and I love to find those comments and like it.
Every single time. I will go through a comment section
to find the one person who needed that video in
that moment, Yeah, and wants to be reminded of whatever

(06:41):
the message was. And so I'm always a person helping
add to their like count, Oh, come back.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
In two weeks and I'll see it's like four weeks
ago or whatever. I'm like, Oh, here you go, buddy.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It's my favorite pastor.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
That is kind of fun. Like that is fun because
we do waste a lot of time like watching videos
or whatever. But like you're not watching videos, you're reading
the comment session.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, it feels more a little bit more connected.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, like I'm helping somebody feel a little bit better
in that day that maybe they needed it.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, So that's my current pastime.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Are you a big cook from Instagram? Like if you
see something on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Sometimes I really still like Pinterest. I look looking I'm
pitchrist because I feel like it's more catered to recipes
and stuff like that. But I save a lot of
recipes on Instagram and if I all remember different ones,
I'm like, oh, this would be a good moment to
try that.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
And I'll try certain things, like.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
What's your success rate on this?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I've probably made about five I've made I made blueberry
puppy chow.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
One time, puppy chat for your dog.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, like, have you ever had puppy chow with the
chex mix and the peanut butter and the powdered sugar.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Oh that's what that's called.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, puffy chow.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Some people call it muddy buddies.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It's like a holiday treat, yeah, most of the time.
So I made that, but instead of with checks, I
made up with blueberry. Supposed to be a healthier snack.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It was yummy, it was just really messy.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah. More than anything I did the three ingredient protein bagels.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Those were amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Oh I've seen those.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Those came out perfect. I love the taste of those, Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
And then I also did a dip, the viral dip
of the and I did it vegan. Actually, I did
vegan boares and cheese with fig jam and pistachios and
honey as a dip.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
That sounds good and it was.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's a smash it every time.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I always feel like the easier ones are the best,
the ones that work. Yeah, three ingredient do this in
five minutes and it's you'll change your life, right, Like
those like are good?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Have you done any of them?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I've done so many, and like I didn't. The reason
I bring it up because I did one last night
and I was looking I was looking toward forward to
it so much. It was it was chicken wings, but
uh cooked in orange juice, okay, And so it was
supposed to kind of be like an orange chicken glaze
chicken wing. Yeah, and like I was so excited, but

(08:58):
it was so bad, Like it just takes did so bad.
It was like bitter and gross and like, and I
was so disappointed. And I feel like I've had a
handful of those where like it looks good, but once
you make it, it's not good.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
See.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
And that's hard because since I don't eat meat, I
don't know what that ratio is with meat things.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I feel like meats harder to do.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Better meats probably harder, But I really think it comes
down to less ingredients. Like this one took so long
and it took twenty ingredients. It was just like a process.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
When you do chicken wings like that, are you like
bready in the chicken wings? You just buy chicken wings?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Now, you just buy chicken wings, right, Like and you
put it in a skillet and you cook it like
you would just be pan frying it, but instead of
putting oil in there, you put orange juice and it
just kind of keeps that orange flavor. It's supposed to
like go into the meat, soak.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Into the meat, Okay, and I didn't.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I could definitely taste the orange. I did, but there
was something in there. There was ketchup, mustard, honey, paprika, salt, pepper, garlic, soy, sauce. No,
I'll tell you that's eight and that's orange juice. Like
that's nine ingredients and something didn't mix right.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, Well, because you have too many flavors happening there.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's that's totally what I think. And I was like,
oh man, it was just this bad chemistry of like
too much.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Okay, so you're telling me your Instagram once have been fails.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Not all of them. I did one. I did one
that was somewhat recently, the grapes with like Bobby was
talking about it this week.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Oh yeah, we're the well riot fruit is right fruit.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
This is homemade riot fruit basically.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, so like sugar or a sour something on them.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
This is where you get a grape, you freeze it
and then you put lime juice in a bowl, dip
the frozen grape in lime juice, and then put it
in kool Aid like whatever flavor do you want, And
it's like a sour it's like a sour candy, but.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's supposed to be healthier because it's grape.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes, and there's no sugar in just the kool Aid powder.
That's just flavoring.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Did you like it?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, it was a great, great snack and the kids
like it. It was like a little like a like
not a sour patch kid, But what do you call it? Warheads?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, it was like a healthy warhead because it was
fruit not candy.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So did you do multiple different kool aids or just
one flavor?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I just did one. And like, you know, if we
go down the road and want to do it again,
like we probably try a new one, but that do different.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
You could set out a whole spread and you have
like you know how you used to do with warheads
you see in your mouth? Who like could not make
a face? Yes, yes, you do that with a different
greape flavor.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yes, we just totally do that.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Yeah, that would be fun. So that was good. Your
pastime is cooking things from Instagram.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
I mean yeah, I mean yes, that's I just look.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Forward to that cooking or finding a recipe and trying
to do.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
It, finding new recipes and trying to do it. I
really want to get on Instagram and like review someone
else's recipe.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
You should do that, you know what I mean. People
do it all the time.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
I know I've seen it, and I think that'd be
fun because there's so many trash recipes that, like, I
would be saving a lot of people a lot of time,
like don't don't try this. Oh yeah, there like this one.
I would just be like, ah, there's something that's not mixing.
Don't waste your time. It took me forty five minutes
to make this.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Or you could be the hero in the comment section,
be like I did this.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Do not waste your time and write reviews in the
comments of those videos.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's cool too, less time kindly.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Kindly mean yeah. But you could be like, hey, listen,
there's something off of this. I wouldn't really spend the
time with it.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I want to go back, you know what, I haven't
looked at the comment section of that video. I want
to go back and.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Look, and you should just pro tip moving forward, always
check the comment.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Section before you do it, right, I know, I know,
because most of.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
The time there's always somebody who's tried it, yes, and
they've come back and they've done that, so now you
can start being the hero in the comment section.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
And it's tricky too, because like it's Instagram right, Like
it may look good, but it doesn't mean it's gonna
taste good well.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
And because some of these people are have been cooking
and maybe that's their full time job and they spend
all the time doing it. And cooking is an art, cooking, baking,
it's on art. You have to find things that mix
in the right capacity. And I always applaud people who
are able to create new recipes, like I just mimic recipes.
I don't really create them without like find one and

(13:00):
then turn it into my own.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
It takes time. It takes time to do that, like
I've done that before, but it's it's taken like ooh,
let me add this to something I've been cooking for years,
you know, and then you discover like, oh wow, this
is cool, like I just discovered something yep.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
But then there's people out there who come up with
a new one every day.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
No, I know.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And so that's why I'm like, Okay, well this is
where like that's their whole job.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
So maybe they're doing something that I'm not doing, myster piece.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
But I also think that people are coming up with
crazy recipes just to be different, and it doesn't taste good.
You know.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
It's a crazy thing that does go good together. And
it's cheese. It's a nutella.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I haven't ate it for a really long time, but
it used to be one of my favorite acts when
I was in high school.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yeah, that does doesn't sound like it would go together,
but yeah, I bet.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's good, really good, like prime sweet salty treat.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, I love the sweet salty.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
I was okay, I was eating something. It was something
that was very vinegary, like it was like two vinegary
I don't remember what it was, maybe a pickle or something,
and and I put like a strawberry, Like, no, I
mixed strawberries and pickles together. I think it's what I did, okay,
and like it was delicious.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Were the strawberries pickley or were the pickle strawberry?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, they were both. They were both themselves.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
And they had a different flavor.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Oh yeah, pickle and strawberry.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, trying, I'm trying to picture this.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
What does the strawberry taste like?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
It's sweet, yeah, it has a little Tartan's to it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's sweetheart strawberry sweet. Yes. And the pickle is just
straight up salty sour.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
So that salty sour with sweet was really like surprisingly good.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
So would you take a buy of the strawberry and
buye of the pile.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I choped them all up and put them in like
a bowl.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh like a little strawberry pickle salty yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, and then just like you know, just take a
spoonful and eat it.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I'm gonna have to try that because I like both
of those.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, I know, things that you wouldn't think would go together.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
And this also brings me to another point because I
would love I get to see people all the time
and they're going to their cute little coffee shops and
they go to new cities and they go and try
new coffee, and I'm so sad because I don't like
the taste of coffee.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I hate the taste coffee, hate it. And I would
love to convince my body to like the taste of coffee.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
So like, this is hard because coffee has its own taste, right, Yeah,
Like coffee tastes like coffee. It's everything that's put into
the coffee that makes people like coffee for different reasons.
Like my son he hated coffee, but once we loaded
it with sugar and cinnamon and chocolate, he was like,

(15:32):
I love coffee and he drinks it all the time now.
So like like, if you want coffee, you can have coffee.
Just drown it in whatever flavors you like.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah, but see then that's like I see the people
and they go and they get their cute little lot taste.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I want to, like a latte.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Did you ever drink Did you ever not drink beer?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:51):
And that's why I say, like I acquired those teas.
You drink beer now, Yeah it's not my favorite, but.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
You drink beer, drink it and sometimes it's like, oh
it's a good beer, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
But like what's it's crazy is I'll go with my
friends everywhere and obviously espresso martini's have been popular for
like the last two years. Every time I go somewhere,
somebody orders espresso mars.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh you would love it. You love coffee.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah. I've never had that though, because I don't like Martini's.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Oh my gosh, no, it's not the same. Something has
to be done for you for this.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Let's make it right now, bring it in you.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Let's go, baby, this would change your life.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
At an espresso Martini.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, you love coffee, you love alcohol. Yeah, put them together.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
But again, pickles and strawberries. I've never thought about putting
those together, I know.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But now, oh my gosh, I cannot believe you.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Of all people I've heard of, Khalua, I love Klua. Right,
that's a coffee espresso flavored alcohol.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, it's more like creamy.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, it has a little bit Bailey's. I've had Baileies.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah. Okay, but okay, I'm this has to be rectivided.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I'm not fighting this. Bring it.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
And that's from someone who like doesn't like those jees, right,
but this is the thing. I'll go with them to
places and every time I see them like, dang, that
looks so good. Let me have a sip of it.
And every single time I'm like, that's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Because because your mind thought it was going to be
something else.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I know.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Don't let your mind think it's going to be something else.
Just take it for what it is. You ever, have
you ever had a Cuban coffee? No, I don't think so, Okay, So,
like a Cuban coffee is like coffee, a regular brewed coffee,
but with like steamed milk. Okay, no, not steam milk,
I'm sorry, evaporated milk.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh really okay. Evaporated milk is very creamy.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
It's very it's different and it's so good. I think
it's called like down this where we used to work, Like,
what's that place called the Well?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, there's a coffee shop right.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
There, the Well would have it's it's called different things,
sometimes sometimes called the Cubano. Sometimes it's just Cuban coffee.
Sometimes it's Cuban espresso. Okay, whatever, but like that one
I think you would like.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay, so we both have a mission before next best bits. Yeah,
I have to try a cubano or a Cuban coffee.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, you have to try and express.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Feel like I should. We should just each other one
like I feel like I should bring you a Cuban coffee.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to take you somewhere to
have There's one of the best places in town friend, espresso, martini.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
According to all my friends it's called the Henry.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Oh yeah, I've heard of the Henry.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
And I feel like we have to take you there
to have this happen, and we totally can. We can create.
It's like it's in twelve South area one day. What
we should do.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
We'll do a little videos, okay, twelve South. I think
Lala Land has the Cuban coffee.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Okay, we'll do both and we'll do a series.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
And you're going to get me. You're going to get
me this fresso and martini and I'm want to get
to the cube.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yes, so we can have a change our lives.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
We're both to be like.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
And I hope that's what happens, honestly, I really do it.
Probably will.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I need some advice right now, Eddie, because what is
this show ratio for? How many shows you watch alone
versus with your wife?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Because I'm now in this new area of my life. Yeah,
you know me. I love a binge. Yes, you can
binge quickly.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I think you are unhealthily. I think you unhealthy healthily
live a life or you watch maybe too much TV.
I love TV, I know, and don't take this strong
way and don't get offended by this fact. I just think,
compared to the normal person, you quadruple the amount of

(19:23):
TV a normal person consumes. Yeah, that's not a bad thing,
not a good thing. It's just how you live your
life by a bad thing. I think when you're getting
in a serious oh, you're in a serious relationship. You're
here engaged, So this is a very serious relationship, You're
going to have to reevaluate certain things.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
This is and this is what I'm having to evaluate
in this moment.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I know. Okay, so you're asking me, the married man
for twenty years, how we do that?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
And obviously there's gonna be a little bit of a
waber room because I do consume more than normal person.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
So I'm a little bit different in that aspect.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I'm going to tell you. It's gonna feel weird. It
feels like I'm cheating on my wife sometimes because there's
a show like say His and Hers, right, His Hers,
It's different, it's crime related. It's like, oh, no, a
better example, the perfect Neighbor. Have you seen that one?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yes? I have.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Okay, I haven't seen that one yet, but I'm going
to watch it on my own because I don't know
what it's about. From the preview that I've watched. It's
a lady that calls the cops a thousand times on
these kids, neighborhood kids, right, and it's yes, and something
bad happens, and I'm assuming something bad happens with the kids.
And my wife would never in a million years want

(20:32):
to watch that. Never if a kid gets hurt, if
something kid gets murdered, she will never ever want her
eyes to see that because she can't handle it. I,
on the other hand, I still said Van that Tea's
got me. That preview is like, I want to know
what happens, So I will watch that. If I get home,
like say two o'clock and my wife's not there, and

(20:54):
I know that she's going to get home at like
three point thirty after she picks up the kids, I
got an hour and a half to watch that.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
And that's when you'll watch it.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
And as soon as I hear the garage door open,
it's like I look for the remote and like turn
it off.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
You feel like you're doing something bad.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
I do. I do. It's a weird feeling to watch
a show without your spouse or just because like and
it's not your hide anything. You just know that she
wouldn't ever want to watch that, so like it's my thing.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Well, and see this is where I'm more in a
rock and a hard place because my fiance would watch most.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Things, but there are some things that he wouldn't want
to watch, right, Like really.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I mean he grew up with two sisters, his mom.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
He watched everything, so like, so why do you want
to watch things on your own? What?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Just because you want to watch four hours by myself
at home before he gets home from work when we
get done with work and I'm working, but like I
want to do something, whend.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Up sitting there most of the time that's just laying
on the couch and do nothing.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
So are you are you more concerned that you are
going to like he's going to slow you down? Yeah,
And I've told him that you're slowing me down. Bro.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Like I like to watch. I like to know things
that are happening.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I'm understanding. I'm understanding. And when you see a show
come out, you want to watch it? Yes, wait tomorrow?
You want to wait till tomorrow? You want to watch
it now?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Exactly? I just I don't want to wait.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Live your life, live your life.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Literally I have.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
But then I get like, like, I just watched a
show called Ripple and I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
It was so good and.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I finished watching I was like, dang, I really wish
I could talk to you about that, but I watched.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
It without it.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Yeah. I've been in that situation too, you know. Yeah,
but sometimes my wife wants to hear about it. You know.
She'll be like, all right, tell me about the perfect neighbor,
like and then I'll be like, oh, it's crazy, this happened.
Like I was watching one recently called Cocaine.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Quarterback, Cocaine Quarterback OKA quarterback at a quarterback that does cocaine.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Well he's not a quarterback, but he's a quarterback for
the cocaine. But he was a football player.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Oh okay okay. I was like, where's the football?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
He was a football player and like, and my wife
didn't want to watch it. It's a sports documentary football player
gone wrong, like starts, football player becomes king drug kingpin
okay okay. And I'm like, I'm all about it. I
love it, And she's like, I'm not going to watch
this with you, but like what happens like tell me,
and I'd watch an episode of be like it's getting crazy,

(23:09):
this is happening, this is happening, and then she's cool
with it, and then she's just like, I don't care
to watch it.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
My fiance is the same way.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
He'll still listen and he will like if I'm in
the middle of something, he'll come in and just watch
whatever's on yah, and like take part in it.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
He just wants to hang out with you.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
But so that's why I'm trying to find my middle
ground of like, I want to enjoy all of that
with him, but I also don't want to be slowed
down on my binge.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
To you, man, you've been full speed movie watcher for
so long, just do you And if it becomes a problem, he'll.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Tell you that's true, he does, and he's not.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't think it's going to become a problem. No,
maybe I think the only time it will become a problem.
And this is where it's become a problem in our
family is that when I say, like I want to
watch the show, I can't wait it comes out like
next in two weeks, and then I forget about it,
and then she watches it and I'm just like what
the hey, what the we talked about this.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Like, yeah, that one would make me a little mad.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I wanted to watch this together, you know, or like
my son, Oh, my son is making me so mad lately,
because there are there's a whole list of movies that
I'm like, these movies you have to.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Watch, like, okay, a lot of your favorites.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Favorites, Shashank, Redemption, Days, Confused, like whatever, like you know,
just like almost Famous, Google Hunting, like those kinds of movies,
because he loves movies. Then you'll come down and be like, Dad,
I watched pulp Fiction. I'm like, dude, that list is
for us to watch. I wanted to watch pulp fiction
with you. You know. He's just like ah, Sorr, I
already watched it.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
See so you're seeing the like the other side, and
I don't ever want somebody to feel on the other side.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Just communicate. Just communicate and if you and if you
cheat on him or he cheats on you, then we
have a problem.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
And we're speaking solely about TV show.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I did make him watch Paradise because I had watched
it before we had met, and it's coming out with
the season two and I was like, I am not waiting.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
To watch the sisod get to it. Yeah he did.
He did go on a vendor for for me for you.
He loved his one of the best watch Paradise. Yeah,
and it's coming out and I don't know a month
or so.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Okay, See, I'm not going to tell my wife.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
That, So you're just gonna tell when it goes out.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
I'm just gonna mental note it comes out. And when
it does come out, I want to say, Hey, it's out,
let's watch it.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Okay, So won't see. I knew this is the thing.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
And I also I am really excited obviously, I don't
want to speed up live for anything. But Avengers Doomsday
comes out of December of this year, and so I'm
really geeking out to watch.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
That movie, Okay? Or are we Avengers?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (25:31):
There's so many I know.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
But Doomsday Doomsday? What is this about?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
There's a lot of them coming back, and Robert Downey
Junior is already confirmed to come back, but he's no
longer Iron Man.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
But I thought Endgame was endgame.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It was was that was the end.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Of the game.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
That was the end of that series.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That part of multiverse of this one, and then they
continued on and there's been different levels of different things
that people. But there's a lot of people coming back
for Avengers Doom, Doomsday because it's a different unit.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We're in a different universe.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Okay, so when like a superhero dies, yeah, they could
just come back because like it's another.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Universe the right amount of money. I suppose that's kind
of where we're at, Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Because I've seen some like pop up and I'm just like,
I thought they died, oh oh whatever.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, No, like they do technically their character in some way,
but they especially in a Marvel or a Star Wars,
not real you're in different you can be like we're
in a multiverse.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Right situation, and their superheroes, which they're you know, yeah,
do they really die.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
But there was a whole scene of like Robert Downey
Junior dying obviously in event.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Oh whoa whoa happened over ten years ago. Boiler alert.
That's over ten years ago. Boiler alert.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
You can't say stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
That was over ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I thought we said ten years Oh no, I would okay,
Kevin Bleek whatever I just said.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Can't let that get out there into the universe.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
But yeah, so he's he's in Avengers Doomsday, but not.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
As iron Can.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Okay, so let's let's yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Stark, No, he's not Tony Stark's not Tony Stark's he's
the main villain from what we've seen in all the
trailers and teases.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
So he's not He's not Iron Man.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
So we have to watch wait wait, I say, so,
we have to watch a whole movie with someone who
used to be Iron Man but now he's someone else.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Yeah, and see this is why I'm so I really
want to see it because I'm so curious how it's
going to play out.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Are you a theater person?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, For Marvel movies, I always go to the Thursday
night premiere of that week.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Always the Thursday night because we get dressed up. Don't
do it.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I would love to sometime, but I just don't want
to spend money on costumes and sueves well after you.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Know, you just have to buy it one time and
then you can rewear it.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I do have a black widow one and a Captain
Marvel one cool that I work for.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Help to the movie theater. You're fiance would be like
what he's a nerder reason. I don't want to marry her, honestly.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Probably like Okay, let me get my cape, let's go.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, that's He's like, you know why Ironman's on in
this movie because I am iron Man.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
He does a really good Bain voice, really good Bin impression.
Do you know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah? Yeah, he sounds like he's talking to a can.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, I get yeah, yeah, I'm not sure what that was,
Tom Marty, what is the most childish thing about you?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Mm hmmm, the most childish thing about me?

Speaker 1 (28:25):
You know, you know where this came from. I'm still
scared of the dark.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I do not like the dark.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
I cannot go into a dark place without some version
of a light, and it chills up my.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Spine because you think something's going to get you.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Somebody's going to break in at that moment, or something's
gonna happen, a spider is gonna pop out and bite me,
or if I'm out, Like I can't walk past five
o'clock now.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Because it's a dark outside a night. Yeah, because there's
not a lot of street lights.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
That's different. I understand that going outside in the dark.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
That's scary, That is right, scary, but like even inside,
there's always a light on inside.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I'm good inside. I feel pretty safe.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
You know. My little outlets have lights on them on
the bottom and that like motion since her.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
I was pretty childish, I know. But but you know,
have you ever tried to walk from one part of
your house to the other with all the lights off
or blindfolded?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You know I haven't.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
You should do that? So like you, you and your
fiance should play a game where you go, like start
in your bedroom and you go like, all right, go
to the kitchen and get me a glass of water blindfolded.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Have you done this before?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah? All the time?

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Game in your hand.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, oh yeah, I've been doing that since I was
a kid. Like, let me see if I can get
to the bathroom and you can do it with my
eyes closed. I won't blindfold myself, but I'll like trust
my you know, I'm in control my own eyes. So
I close my eyes and I'm like, all right, I
start feeling the walls and oh, yeah, I've done that.
Like if I didn't have any legs, could I get
to like you just use I just kind of scowed myself.

(29:53):
That's kind of weird. You still do I've done it
in a long time, but I remember being like, as
a kid, I would do this.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I feel like that's a funny test for everybody to do. Yeah,
can they make in their house?

Speaker 2 (30:02):
You should definitely try to get me a glass of
water from the bedroom flindfolded.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I feel like I would for sure fall or.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Trip up the stairs and then break the glass and
then oh, stairs, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Don't do My stairs are very steep. I don't do stairs,
but it'd be funny.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
No, you're gonna hurt yourself.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Yeah, I do hurt myself a lot. That's okay. So
what's the most childish thing about you? Because that came
to mind for me this week.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Childish. I mean there are a lot of things. I'm
pretty childish, really.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I think like this is a moment own it eddie
farting like with your kids, yeah, or just by yourself?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
No, no, no, no, no, that's not funny to me if
you don't have a crowd, Like farting is not funny,
Like you know, like you need a crowd. And my
crowd of four immature kids and farting, and every time
someone farts they laugh like it's I become a child
with them.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Is it just when you fart in something happens, because
let me tell you, when my dad does this, he
still does it, and.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Every time it happens, I'm like, seriously, daddy goes. That
one was free.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
The other one that no. Uh. The bore for us
is my wife has rules like no farting at the
dinner table.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
I think that's a very fair rule, and it's.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
For the kids mostly, And so then if I do it,
obviously I'm not gonna go to time out. You know,
I'm not gonna go to my room or whatever. I'm
not gonna get ice cream. Oh yeah. And they're just
like Dad, Dad, come on, you can Mom, he's got
to get in trouble. Mom, he's got to get in trouble.
What She's just like stop, Like I'm serious, Like you're
part of this too, Like we're trying to teach them

(31:35):
not to fart at the dinner table.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Like that's true.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Your kids are gonna be on a date one day
and they're gonna farm when they're out to eat with
the girl that they're trying to date.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Not to out one of my kids, but one of
my kids is going to struggle on dates because he
eats like an animal like, and he eats like a
monkey like with his hands. Yes, like he what's a
good a chip? Okay? Example, he gets a potato chip,
a perfectly sized round potato chip, and he puts up

(32:04):
to his mouth with a two fingers, with two hands
and chom said it crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, until
he eats the whole thing. That's how he eats everything.
And I'm like, bro, you cannot go to dinner on
your first date like any like that.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
So have you been trying to change?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, but he won't. I mean he's just like that's
that's how I eat. I'm like, dude, you I'm telling you, either.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Where do you think that came from? Don't have no idea,
no idea, but that's how he.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Eats, always, or started doing it at a certain always.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Always, And he's gone to like you know, sleepovers or
like out to dinner with his friends and their parents
and the dad will be like, dude, have you seen
so and so eating? I'm like, have I seen him? Me? Yes,
He's like it's funny.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
So he's already being talked about with parents and yeah,
like it's funny.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
We made fun of him at the table. He's just like,
that's how I eat.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Why. Even more so than that, he gets a job
and he has to go to.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
A dinner with a boss.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yes, and he starts eating like that.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
It's funny now, but I'm like, dude, you you got
to not do that. And who knows, maybe maybe when
he goes on the day, he'll be like, all right,
don't do it. Don't do this, try to eat with a.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Fork and try and impress her versus like you guys
he doesn't really care about.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's really it's a really
funny thing where I've never had the I don't know,
I've never been tackled with something like this, like, well,
how do we even like deal with this?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I love how I asked you a question about you
being childish and you quickly turned it to.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I just think it just went to the dinner table.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yeah, but it's fairy you partying and he's eating like
a monkey. Your dinners are interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
It's funny because my wife just wants us to have
dinners like traditional dinners where everyone's at the table so
badly that like she tries every week, like all right,
we're having dinner at the dinner table, and it always
ends up with someone ruining it. But half the time
it's me.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
You're not really helping and adding to that equation because
you're only adding to the mess with the boys.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
I wonder if I had girls like your dad. Oh probably,
I mean you get the same reaction, right.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Still dad, Yeah, he still messes in jokes. We are
his stage. We are the ones that he tries to impress.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
And makes laugh same same with my boys, like yeah,
they think bad things hilarious.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
And see, this will be something that you miss, will
be like the entertainment.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Now that my dad's like in retirement.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
We come home and it's like my mom's like, oh
he's back on hit, back on the stage again.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
He like muted while you guys are gone, but like.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Waits for holidays because my mom doesn't like use these jokes,
but we find him very entertaining.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
That's so funny, So you might want to make sure
you're getting jokes at your wife also, like just for
a future.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
You, does your dad ever do the like key farts
and like who was that?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
No? Normally he just owns it. Yeah, or he'll just
be like look at us, like it. Who is that? Like,
he'll do it with his eyes.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
But I think farting just is gonna be a lifelong thing.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's very a dude thing too, for sure.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Okay, we're gonna take one break here and we'll be
right back with a little bit more for you guys. Eddie,
we were walking in a parking lot and I'm curious
what you think is gonna happen here. So we're walking
in a parking lot off Walmart, and there was this
older man who stopped like yelled at us.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
He's like, hey, what do you think follows after that?
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I know you guys. Yeah, you guys were walking in
or walking out, walking in, walking in.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
He's walking out with the car, he's got groceries in. Okay,
I'm just giving you the whole scene.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Okay, Uh, here's my guest. Has he made it to
his car?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay. My guess is that he needed help with something
in his cart too, and he's asking you guys to
help him.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Oh that would have been sweet.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Hey I have a back of dog food. Do you
guys stop for a second and help me put it
in my car real quick?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
No, that would have been sweet, though. I wish more
people would ask for help like that. Yeah, I should
ask for help more because I struggle a lot.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
But he thinks in the car sometimes that's funny, but
not what he asked.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Okay, can I try again? Yeah, Okay, get panther scenario again.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
You're so me and my fiance are walking into the
grocery store and we're smiling.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Where are you, like, are you already by the doors
or are you know?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
We're like right at the pedestrian walkway from the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
And he's a little bit past us, but he's got
his full cart of groceries and he's walking by. He's
got a little bit of a straight face on, not
really smiling or anything.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
So he's mad. The hey is probably like he is
not happy with something. Hey, how do you say? Hey?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hey? Okay, yeah, and then he's probably like, or did
you get that shirt? Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Funny? Okay, Hey, I.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Like those jeans? Where'd you get those jeans?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I don't know. TV feels weird. No, he did not
say either one of those.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I give up?

Speaker 1 (36:54):
You give up?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
He points at us because we're holding hands. He's like,
we need more of that.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Holding hands.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Yeah, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
And I don't know if it was because he, you know,
lost somebody, or if he feels that we're just not
a loving society at the moment, I don't know. There
was literally no more context.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Yeah, I think that's all he's saying. He's like, we
need more of that. And and the more you think
about it, when you see couples walk in, not a
lot of them are holding hands.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Do you hold hands with your wife and you wire.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
For like two seconds just because.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
You need your hands or because your hands gets sweaty.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, it's just it's not it's not practical, like to
hold hands.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Love is never so practical.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I know, but you know what I'm saying, like it's
it's inconvenient.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
He's right.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I did not just make that right.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Like holding hands is inconvenient, and like you hold hands
for a second, like, oh I love you, and I
gave her a little double squeeze. That's cute, the double squeeze,
and then we're done. Almost squeze means like all right,
we're done holding hands?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Really do not have? Did you like holding hands at
any point?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah? Early early early, okay, when we're dating.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I do remember liking to hold hands when you're dating,
you know, like you just it's I don't know, but
you don't like it now. It's just kind of like
you grow. I don't know, I don't know what it is,
but like it's just even like cuddling, like don't cuddle anywhere.
We cuddle for a second, and then I'm always like,
double squeeze, All right, we're done. My arm's falling asleep.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
You really like that double squeeze.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
It's kind of the universal sign, and we're done. How
often do you guys hold hands? This might be too much?
Oh my gosh, how do you guys hold hands all
all day?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
No, we're working when you're with each other.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
No, if we're out in public and we're doing things,
we hold hands, but we're not like at home sitting
on the counch.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Okay, well cuddle, We still cuddle.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
What about driving?

Speaker 1 (38:54):
No, not really. I like playing with his hair more
when he's driving.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
He's driving.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Oh, you've never had that.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
We like how big is your how small is your car? Like,
so you reach over.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Your hands like your elbows on the thing, and you're
just like or like, do you have long hair?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
You have long hair?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
He has hair.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Oh, that's rude. That's rude. That was very rude.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I was not trying to do that.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I wish I wish people. I wish people could see
the way you looked at me when you said that.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I didn't say it because of you.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
You looked at me. You look at me like you
wouldn't understand. He has hair.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
I know you understand because you have hair. Still you
choose to shave it off.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I once had hair.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
No, you still have hair. You shave it off? Now?
Am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Technically? No, you're not wrong.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Hair. Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
So you're so he's driving, Yeah, you have your el
both your elbows and the.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Little console mine is yeah, and then you just kind
of play with hair. Yeah, just I mess with it.
But it's not there. I'm not doing this all time.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
The side of the side of his hair, the back
of his head. Okay, okay, it's.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
All if I just pat it.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Just trying to understand here, Okay, yeah, all right, But
you don't hold hands in the car. My wife wants
to hold hands in the car.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Sometimes I prefer him just to have his hand on
my leg.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Oh, Ke'm reacting to what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
You know. I'm just okay, Okay, So your hand is
on his head and his is on your leg.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
You're not all having.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
As you're driving.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
I'm saying I'd prefer that over like us holding hands,
because holding hands in the cars are inconvenient, it's awkward.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm gonna say, it's.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Like I need my hands. I like having my hand.
I like having my left hand on the wheel and
my right hand on the shifter. Okay, even on an automatic,
I just like having my hand on the shifter, okay.
Or if I have like a.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Mug and she puts her hand also on the shifter,
and then why would.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
She put her hand on the shift.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Or she's not driving, he's trying to help her, so
she get old, Rand No, she kind.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Of she just kind of has her shoulder her elbow
on the console.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
She never she never messes with your she does.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
She tries to. No, she could still tickle your Maybe
my back sometimes like that, you know, like my back. Okay. Maybe,
I mean we've been there for twenty years, Morgan, I'm
not saying that. I feel like the last time this
happened was a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
But I'm trying to add whimsy very practical.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Yeah no, mm hmm. So any chance you get out
of the car, Oh my gosh, does he does he
open the door for you?

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah, he still does.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
That's gonna that's gonna end.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You think that'll I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
He yells at me if I try and open my door,
that'll end, because it's kind of a fun game for
me now where I try and beat him open the door.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Does your dad open the door for your mom? I
feel like I feel like we've talked about this.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
He does not all the time, but he very much
helps her most of the time because they're bringing the
dogs with him, and then he's.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, yeah, he's already opening doors anyway.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
So so do you wait in the car until he
goes around?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
No? No, it's just like when we get in the okay, okay,
not like if I'm getting out fifties. Yeah no, just
when we get to the car.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
He wants And I'm not making fun of like old tradition,
like not I call it, Lindsay, Yeah, it's romance. It is.
It's nice, but you know, after just years and years
just kind of like slowly goes away. And maybe that's
what he meant by like we need more of that.
M h, he was older. He was older.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
Yeah, I would say he was probably anywhere between sixty
five and eighty five.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
I bet that's what he Wow, that's a big stretch.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
I don't know. I don't like to judge an age, so.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Somewhere okay, Yeah, that's probably what he meant, like, we
just need more of that.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
I remember I was at the grocery store and I was,
you know, like it's just something I've always done. I
park and if there's a cart like you know, stuck
in a median or like you know, just sitting there
or whatever, I grabbed that cart and I either take
it to the return thing if it's nearby, or I
take it all the way in and use it like

(43:08):
this is my thing. And this one guy I think
I saw, I think I saw two carts and I
got both of them together and I put him in
the return And this guy's just like, we need more
of that?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Are you just saying that?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Because I he said, like, good job, man, we need
more of that. I agree, And I was like I
took it as like I don't like, does he think
I work here?

Speaker 1 (43:31):
No? No, I think he knew you didn't work there.
We need cleaning.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I was like, yeah, okay, cleaning the parking garage, picking
the car in the parking lot.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
See, but doesn't make you like We both kind of
were first to take him back because we're like oh,
but then we were like, oh, that was actually kind
of nice to like see somebody sees you in a
certain way and you don't know them.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Okay, to that point, I think we need more of that.
We need more of telling people like, you know, hey,
nice job, like thank you for doing that. Like I
can't stand it when I hold the door for someone
and they don't say thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
This has been your inch for a while.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I just don't understand it. It happened to me this weekend,
this past weekend. Yeah, I know, just like you're welcome,
Like what are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
See, I'm even the person that like if they're holding
up for me and I'm like way back, I'm like running.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I'm like yeah, thanks, I'm coming okay.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
And I don't mind holding the door four or five people.
Dad joke always comes if there's four or five or
like if I'm walking in and somebody's holding the door
and like my four kids go first. I always make
the dad joke like they got stuck being the door man.
Thank you, we appreciate you, you know, like, yeah, no problem.
Guys are good every time. Every time. Yeah times, or

(44:45):
if I'm holding it, I'm always like, you know, we're
at Chili's or whatever. I'm like, welcome to Chili's. Guys
walking to Chili's. My kids are alas like.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Dad, you have your stage. Every dad gets the stage.
This is the thing.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
It's the reward of being a dad.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
It is.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
It's the most best part the Chili's guys, Chili's.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Okay, So I want to end on this because it's funny.
I saw somebody doing it on TikTok. I thought it
was funny. You got to ruin a movie title by
changing only one letter. Easy, Okay, So what's your first
thing that comes to mind?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Forrest hump Oh, I thought of Forrest Lump.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
We picked Forrest gout. Forrest hump to me is really
that's a whole different kind of movie.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
It is it is, and Force lumps probably.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Hump so lump. So what what what was? What would
be the movie?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Like I feel like it'd be a sad title, you know,
like Forrest has a.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Lump lump on his body somewhere.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, that would be a sad movie.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
It's like a tumor.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Probably, I don't know. I'm trying to find a rhyme
in there. So now I'm trying to come up with others.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Okay, okay, let's see.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Oh what about Jurassic Bark that's all about prehistoric dogs.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
That's good, Morgan, Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, let
me think. Let me think.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
What's your favorite movie? The one when they're in prison?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Shoshank Redemption? That's hard, shosh it doesn't work class ink redemption.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Uh huh have clause for hands clademption.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yes, that's funny. This is a fun on TikTok Yeah,
let's see.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I'm trying to think of other like popular hot. Okay,
there's you got how to lose a guy in ten days?
How to lose a guy?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
How to lose a guy in ten gays? Oh yeah,
that's so dumb. How to lose a guy?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Is there another?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Why? No? No, no, no guy, No.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I can only think of changing the number to be
like fifty.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, let's say I'm.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Trying to think of other like stupid think of popular
movie titles.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Okay, go with what's a big avatar?

Speaker 3 (47:13):
But that's so let me google big movie titles so
all okay, okay titles, So then we at least have
somewhere to start.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
We got Star Wars MHM, star bars, star Wars bars.
They just fight universe star bars. Oh, star Wars star bars.
What's what's an all over star stab bars?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
You changed the R stab bars the wars that would
be yeah, yeah, stab wars wars. That'd be a fighting movie.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Just stab each other with wars kind of do that
that one works?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Because you the are Titanic miss their Atlantic te Tyrannic Tyrannic.
I don't feel like there's no okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
We got Avengers, ah Avengers, Avengers Avengers.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
You're adding a word though, you're adding a letter there.
You're not replacing the dark Knight, Oh, the dark the
fark Knight, the fark knight. What's another word for dark?
Another letter?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
A lark knight, the lark knight. The what about the Godfather?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Oh, okay, there's gotta be something there. The Godfather, the
DoD Father, what's the dog Godfather? And the Codfather and
it's about a father fish. That's so dumb.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Okay, pulp fiction, you mentioned that.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Okay, pulp fiction, pulp diction.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
What's the storyline there, what's the plot idea?

Speaker 5 (49:04):
I think we know pulp pulp rope? Uh lope, soap?
What's what is nothing of her pulp?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I think it'd be the fiction wordiction. I think you
had it, I think. And it's about dirty things.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Is it? Because like diction, just like how you say.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Things, so pulp diction, and it's only about how people
say things.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Boring movie next, fight club.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Fight club. No, you can't do just rhyme fight club
fight light club, fight club.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
What's a flub?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
You got to find the storyline. I feel like you
could do light club instead. It could just be nightclub, nightclub,
and then it's just funny movies.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
About a nightclub.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Of the Rings, Lord of the Dings, Lord, why do
you always go d What do you mean it just goes?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
It just goes well.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Lord of the Sings.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Oh, it's like a good singer.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
It's like yeah, and they fight off with singing.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Lord
of the Bings.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You really want to keep going with D like you
keep going with all of them d D.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I'm going a D mood.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Tom Hanks movie Big.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
Dig There is a movie, right, what's that movie about?
What they dig?

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Holes? Holes?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's a good movie movie. My kids like that one.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I love holes. Even Stevens is in it. Shilah Buff
Sla Buff. Yeah yeah, and uh, what's his name?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
That's kind of is he is that one?

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I'm referencing holes for you, I know, but all I
remember Rony is the kid with the curly hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes.
Who is the mean like the cat, the villa guy.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
The mean like leader can't leader guy.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
That's John Voy?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Is that John Voy?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
He is mean? Yeah, he's Angelina Jolie's dad.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
Is he really?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
That's a throwback to throw fun fact.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, I just threwles, okay, moles, moles, moles.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Yeah, and it's just about a bunch of moles.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Moves are cute.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Princess diaries, Princess liaries, Oh yeah, a bunch of lies.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Lies princess what's the diary?

Speaker 1 (51:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I'm struggling with this one. It's fine, I like it.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Okay, we're gonna get out of here. That was that
We're ending on a fun day.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
That was fun.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Unless you think of anything else, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I'm tapped out.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Okay, I'm tapped out. Tell people where they can find
you and hear you.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Producer ready everywhere, man, I'm everywhere everywhere? Are you really though,
I'm not usually just at homework okay.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
And hopefully by the time of Next Best Bits, Next
Best Bits, we will have done our Cuban coffee and
espresso martini track Martinez.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
That'll be our goal. We'll make a video on it
and everything. That'll be great. Yes, okay, and I'm at
up Girl Morgan on everything. You can follow the show
everywhere and check everywhere. I am everywhere. I am everywhere
most places. Okay, Bye, everybody.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
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