SORE LOSERS: Nassau, The Bahamas to Bimini!

In this episode Ray and Lunchbox take you down the coast from one spot in the Bahamas to another as we continue the cruise recap. Lunchbox witnessed one of the greatest gambling runs he's ever seen where someone started with $25 and ended up with a lot more. We introduce you to Marcus who couldn't have come at a better time to rescue us from the stresses of life and he tried to teach us about less stress more life. Plus life on the beach at Bimini is the life we all want to live. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, mm hmm you ready, yeah, all right. Hey,
I don't think people are tired of cruise talk yet.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
They want more cruise less sports, more cruise less sports,
more cruise less sports, more cruise less sports.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Disney cruise. Oh, I don't know if I could handle that.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
My buddy went on one. He's like a fifty single
guy went on Disney cruise.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Not sure that's okay, I am not sure that's all right?
He loved it, And not sure that's.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
He thought he was going to be at a port
at the same time as us. Uh, he was in Cozumel,
so they're in a different route. It's a different run.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But he loved it. Next year will be in Cozomel.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I believe he's like fifty five Troy, Florida.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, I don't. I thought Disney cruises were only for kids,
like families.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Me and Bazer met up with him in Florida and
he hooked up tickets at Disney. Really new best friend.
How do you know that guy met him online?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Randomly? That sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
But he's high up at Disney really yeah, like oh,
president of it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
He goes to Hong Kong. He built the Hong Kong.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, so did you like slide into DMS or did
he slide into your DMS?

Speaker 3 (01:32):
I think he hit me up. I never know the
origination of stuff. But super cool dude. Now, I mean
he loves Michigan. He'll text watching Michigan drinking beer. He's
got a hot dub pool chilling. Great dude. But yeah,
love the Disney cruise.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
You ever hang out with him? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We did when we went to Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh did you guys go to his house?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Never went to his house. He came to our hotel.
We partied. We met up with him at Disney and
he had a chick with him.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
We all hung out.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Notice the ropes got us front of the line and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
How was she crazy? Drunk?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, I don't believe he talks to her anymore. She
was nuts, Like we would take a picture and like
she'ld do everything butt flash. We're like, oh, it's Disney.
Tone it down.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, that doesn't really go with the Disney theme. And
it was epcot Ah, that's Disney, but that's the.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Around the world one where everybody drinks at it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh got it? Yeah, degually for the fireworks at Disney.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
There wasn't ones at that one. We did it the
Magic Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Or was it Magic Kingdom that has them?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Baser wanted to do it, Coach. I felt like a
predator the whole time.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, because I was in Florida for a couple of
times for soccer tournaments as an adult. And Becky and
Joe they were married. They lived in Florida. They worked
at Disney and they lived close by. And I went
by there and I saw I was from their front porch.
You could just watch the fireworks. It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, they do a huge show, almost comparable to Nashville.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Yeah, and then they've moved back to Houston, so now
they don't have that house where you can watch the
fireworks from their front porch.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh cool, Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I was neat yeah night, But that has nothing to
do with our cruise. Dude. We're where are we at?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
We're in Uh, we're heading towards Beimini.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, we're we are out of Nassau and we're headed
to Biminie.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
And what do you know? The ship never left until
ten am because it's not that far, so we really
could have partied all night. There was no reason to
be at port, which they told us at one point
thirty the boat never left. Were we I believe me?
And Bezer woke up and we were still at Port. Oh,
and then we started driving once we were doing the show,

(03:42):
and everybody's getting sick because the guy was going one
mile an hour because apparently Nasau to Bimini is one
mile nautical, so the boat was just doing figure eight.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Steve said, yeah, I didn't know that because right when
Keith Urban ended, I went in, closed the door, balcony,
shut the shades, lights out, somebody like you nothing of that, no,
And I was just like, good night, and so I
was asleep, So I had no idea that we just
sat at port. But that's cool to know.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
We were us. You're not me good night, Keith Urban.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
But yeah, I woke up that next morning and I'm like,
all right here, let's get the day going. And we
went and got breakfast. Morgan and I went to the buffet.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Y'all are wild.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well we got to eat man.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
But I would do a drive by just because we
were talking to people all day long. I'm trying to
save the voice. Yeah, so as long as you don't
keep you don't stop moving, you're good. So I mean
I was grabbing bacon as I was dropping some on
the floor and still putting on my plate. Out head
to the eggs. One scoop, you're out, and then people
don't have time to stop your corner and you ask

(04:47):
you questions, when's the baby born? Is it a boy
or a girl? Stuff like that. The coffee guy, he
would always know. I'd tell him my order when I started,
and by the time I was done, he had it
waiting for me.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'd grab it.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
As long as you're walking five to ten miles an hour, fat,
people aren't gonna stop you. And because we had to
get to the show. You guys, you and Morgan would
go sit down and have the Lord's breakfast with fifteen
of our closest friends.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Well, I just always was hungry and I knew I
had to eat. And right when I'd walk into breakfast, Oh, lud,
you look like crab. Oh man, you're hungover. Gonna be
a long day for you. Thank you, guys. How about
maybe I woke up forty five seconds ago. I peeded
and I walked down here, and it takes me a

(05:31):
little bit to wake up. Just because you look tired
doesn't mean you're hungover every time.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Minds me of my grandmother to my dad. My dad,
I believe we're getting ready for one of my cousin's graduations.
And my dad had been working all morning. He's like,
he've been setting up tables and chairs and everything. His
hair is a little messy, but I mean he'd been
working his butt off all morning on a Saturday. Okay, yeap,
helping family. It wasn't his side, but it's non blood

(05:59):
smith blood, I don't know. And my grandma hits him
with at uperblood. Five hours he'd been balling out with obviously,
me and my brother, we'd lift every chair in all Flint, Michigan.
And my grandma gets there at eleven am and goes, geez, Dave,
you just wake up.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh Harry was a little messy.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
No, Barb, I didn't. I've been setting things up for
five hours. Thanks. Oh man, that's their relationship.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
She hits him with, did you just wait? What a lie?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
What a lied? Yeah, it's like, uh, the one girl
Franny I met the first day at lunch and we're
at the blackjack tournament and she yells out lunch, your
face looks swollen today. What huh, you don't look as
good as you did the other day. Okay, thanks Franny.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
But you wore though a little bit. We took a
show picture towards this time period that we're at right now.
You look swollen. I look like I had onset seasonal depression.
It wasn't looking good. Dude.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, I think maybe seawater inflates your face. I have
no idea, but anyway, so I wake up and I
eat breakfast, and I had the same thing. I always had,
omelet with ham, spinach, bell peppers, onion, Throw some sausage
in there and boom, there you go and some cheese.

(07:24):
Had the omelet every day. That's what I had every day.
Boom goes the omelemite. But that way you guarantee it's bade.
Right then, I understand the thought behind it. But the
problem is you're having the same thing every day.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
But it is good.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
It is good. Yeah. But then I didn't even go
to the show because.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I had Keith played breakfast.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
No, I had.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Bingo to Keil Sunrise Bingo and they had in this
little blue sky lounge, thinking, oh, not that many people
are gonna come to Bingo.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh my gosh. The line was out the door past
the pool, out to the outdoor pool. It was forever long.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Baser confirmed this. She couldn't even get in.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It was dude. They had guys hauling chairs in there.
They were bringing folding shares and just liing, just putting
a folding chair anywhere one would fit.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh, it might have been me and Bezier's folding share
at Lori's place from Keith Urban the night before.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It could have been. And there was just chairs everywhere,
people standing everywhere. They sold out of freaking boards. Some
of the people that wanted boards couldn't eve get them
because they didn't have enough printed.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Just right on your arm, We'll see if you got
a Bingo.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, just guess the numbers. You guys, make up your
own board and then cross them off.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
You could get a napkin from the bar and write
your big go card down. Yeah, she said it was
buck wild. She couldn't even get in.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Baser, it was buck wild. And you and I were
going to try to do a Sore Losers pod after Bingo,
and you would texted me at like eleven thirty and
Bingo was still going on, and Morgan told me you
gave three minute wait time, and you were out of
there three minutes and you bailed.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
No because she yeah, first of all guys on the
ship the Wi Fi text and you would send me
a picture. I'd get it in a day. Texts were terrible.
We did the walkie talkie thing that never worked.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Nobody ever used them.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I chilled there, but also the audio guy was chilling there,
and he was just wondering, are you guys doing it?
And then I had to come to Jesus moment. I said,
we recorded our pods before we came here, so we
didn't have to have this conversation. My voice hurt. I
knew your voice was gonna be bad. We had places
to be. Morgan was also trying to finagle a way
to record the best bits with you. I said, I

(09:43):
will stand down. We will not do a podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Definitive answer sometimes you need that at sea? Oh am
I gonna go left?

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
What am I gonna do? At see?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
A captain makes a decision.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I put on I am the captain now, and I said,
we're not doing a podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I know, and I wasn't mad about it. I can't
be upset, No big deal.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I mean I did dick around there for like ten minutes,
but I was like.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, she said three ten three. It doesn't matter. I
wasn't done with Bingo and I didn't get down with
Bingo for a while.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I mean, I can check the text with Baser, and
I can tell you the exact text. I said, wtfru
because I'm ditching lunch, and it was probably about twenty
five minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh, there ain't no way, it's twenty five minutes. Let's see.
Let's see. I will say this, though, you're right about
the text and the Wi Fi, because Morgan sent me
those pictures and videos of me playing in the waves
at Cabbage Beach and I have them on my phone,
but they won't It won't let me download them. Still.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Yeah, and oh dude, look at these pictures from Baser. Guys,
you get on a ship and no internet, the world
will panic if this happens stateside. Look at this picture
after picture that won't download. Look at this, bro, Yeah, dude,
look at this. Well, even we're off the ship now,
it won't download. I know, I don't understand it.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, oh, here you go.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
H Forty five minutes after we wrap with the Bobby
Bone Show, I said, hey, where can.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I meet you. I'm kidding. I just made that up. Yeah,
you texted me at ten oh eight, get your up here.
That sounds about right, And I replied at ten forty seven, coach,
my stuff didn't enuntil yeah, oh, eleven thirty. Oh, so

(11:22):
you texted me at eleven oh eight because this was
on Eastern time.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I see that's Eight's did different than three minutes?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
What time's you text? Basers?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
I did in text her because I was saying, I
go come here real quick. Does your internet work?

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Did you get this? Excuse me? Is his event done?
Excuse you? Please come back? I said, please come back
at ten twenty two, So the time that fits fourteen
minutes exactly. That's more than three all.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Right, whatever anyway, So then afterwards, I'm like, I gotta
get something to eat, and I go to the little
cafe right there. Oh it's closed, Like it was so crazy,
how nothing was open when I needed to be open.
Then Morgan's like, we got to do best bits. Oh
my gosh, I just got done with bingo. I had

(12:11):
a very good strawberry dackery. Someone got me.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
You did best bets on the ship. You ended up
doing it? Yeah, Oh my gosh, you're a little booze, do.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
You, dude? I mean it was like I just wanted
to relax, but Morgan wanted to do best Bits. She
thought it would be so much fun from the ship.
And really it was just the same thing. We just
talked a little bit about the ship.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
No, I'm not saying ours wouldn't have been fun. No, No,
our voices just weren't great.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I'm not saying that we made a bad decision. I'm
saying that doing Best Bits from the ship. I don't
think it made it any different. Correct could have recorded
that a week ahead of time. Yeah, same thing. So
then I'm like, all right, I gotta go to the
I gotta go eat after this. And all right, No,
I tried to get a sandwich. This is what happened.

(13:02):
I'm gonna tell you. I'd like a cold cut. No,
there was a little cafe right there by the indoor pool.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Right if I heard you sold that and say that
to the bell hop out of lost, But.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
No, no, right there by the hop, I need a cold cut,
a sami something from the deli. There was this one
little restaurant right there by the indoor pool. I know
what it was and I and I go up there
and I try to get a sandwich, no way, and
they said all that it was just a turkey or
ham sandwich. I don't even know which one one was,
bacon avocado, and I don't want any of that mayonnaise

(13:33):
on there. You can take that off, Okay, sir, it'll
be about a thirty minute. Wait, what do you gotta
import it a thirty minute weight to throw some lunch
meat on some bread with some bacon and avocado. He goes, yeah, man,
I was like, my name's been in I'm not in it. Okay,
I'm not I'm not doing it, so all right, cool.

(13:54):
So we record best Bits and let me tell you
best bits takes an hour and a half.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Okay, coach, I love it from a of another show.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, I'm just gonna tell you why, right, it's phenomenal
Morgan Mass and Hewlesman. Uh So I'm gonna go back
down to that cafe now that I have time and
get something to eat. We're closed, yep, okay, yep. Oh
my gosh. So then I have to go because I

(14:21):
have to go straight to the semi finals of the
blackjack tournament that I'm hosting. Correct. So I go to
the casino. I haven't eat so I haven't eaten.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
I believe that's when I was following you with the camera.
I followed you, and you came.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
In, right, you're right, And so then I come in
and I host that for an hour again.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Me and Bazer tried to kind of get over there
in the vicinity. Couldn't. It was five rows deep in
every direction.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Dude. It was so exciting, so fun, people cheering, people
that had no interest, they didn't even have a dog
in the fight, and they were there to watch the
blackjack tournament just because it was so freaking fun.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
And we're still driving to Beiminy.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
We're still driving to Bimini Wo. Then I'm like, all right,
this is over. I've got to eat lunch. I gotta
go to the buffet. Go to the buffet closed. I
thought the food was available all day. No, I thought

(15:18):
food was always at our fingertips.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
All right, do we want the audio of how drunk
Morgan was at your event?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, this is a this is that's the last day
you're jumping. You're jumping ahead. This was so frustrating. So
what did they have. They had a couple pieces of
pasta and a couple of slices of pizza.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
I think you said that wrong, But continue why you
said a couple pieces of pasta that's all.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
No, No, they really did a couple pieces of pasta
and it had to be tasteless. I mean it was
the last of it, so you know that it's been
sitting there for a long time.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Thank you for the rubber, mean Alfredo.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh the buffet, it opens up in forty five minutes. Guys,
I haven't eaten lunch. Where can I get lunch around here?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I'm glad you said this about the timing, because Baser
thought I was crazy. The breakfast never opened at a
set time. It was never seven seven thirty eight. I
tell you, almost every morning I would come. If you
came too early. Do you know what it looked like?
What they would put mother faking Soranne wrap around every
little counter in the buffet area and you could only

(16:27):
have access to tapwater. Oh so awesome, Just what I
came down here for tapwater? Like the open the buffet.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
That's exactly what it looked like at Lunch Pro.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
There was three or four times I almost broke through
the Soran wrap. I was so damn tired.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Not only did they have the soran wrap.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Oh, I'm glad you saw the baser thought I was crazy.
I was like, I'm not joking. There is a giant
sorane wrap they around the counters.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Hey, not only was wrap, you know who, They brought
a board stangeon. Guy. There were mother freaking stageons blocking
you from even walking by them. They had in saran
wrap and stangion off. You just could not even get

(17:18):
closed up.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Let's get these standings out here. We don't need people
eating at the buffet at a normal hour. We gotta
get these standings out.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
So I just got a couple slices of pizza and
I sat by the window and Morgan sat down and
we sat and we watched and we just sat there.
She was like, we could always just stay until it opens.
I'm like, I think that's what I'm gonna have to
do because I'm so freaking hungry. And as we're sitting there,
we look out the window and we see three dolphins.

(17:51):
Oh man, And I was like, oh, this is so
worth it. I bet they have good meat. This is
so worthy. Then we saw three sisters. They were playing
some card game over in the corner. They came and
said hello, and I didn't realize so many people just
sat in the buffet like playing card games. There was
a lot of people playing different games. I'm like, oh, so,

(18:11):
then the buffet finally opens, I eat, and I'm like,
thank goodness. Then I go back to the room.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well, as you were eating, our friend told us it
was a burger station. Apparently it was an option where
pool you had to go to the top floor. Never
saw it, but she also said twenty five minutes. And
I said, that's twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I don't have Yeah, I mean, this ship Dy's going
really well for me as I have not. I had
to wait for a buffet, go back to the room, shower.
I don't even know why I showered again, because I
mean I didn't even get off the ship. And then
it was just party time. Oh yeah, then it was

(18:50):
time to go to the casino. Like the casino was open,
like it was time to make some monney.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Because nautical wise, we're far enough away from the island
that you could gamble.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes, and this is where I saw one of the
greatest gambling feats I'd ever seen in my life. You
got to take a break and I'm gonna tell you
about it. Right after this ray a guy stuck the
dice up is no, no, no, no no. Even after

(19:22):
learning my lesson that you never play Roulette on a
cruise ship because you hit a wave and it bounces
out of red twelve. If you didn't listen to Wednesday's pod,
you have no idea what I'm talking about. And I
still started playing Roulette, and I started playing with this
one chick and she bets red twenty one just like
I do.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
There's such a chick though. I love that, But I did.
Roulette is such a chick game really well, because it's
the worst odds in the casino. It's just girls like
doing it. It's easy, you throw stuff on numbers, continue,
but it's fun.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's exciting to have that ball roll around and ding
ding ding ding ding ding and cheer. And this chick
she's betting two of the call, just like you do
two of the three. That's my strategy, yep. And she's
betting some numbers. She's betting you know, first twelve, second twelve,
third twelve, and she's just kind of, you know, plodding
along making some money. It turns out she works at

(20:15):
a golf course here in Nashville.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I of those people either worked or owned a golf course, a.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Private one she works at. She's like, man, we gotta
get you guys out there.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
What uh?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
And I'm like, yeah, we do.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Well, we don't play Muni's.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
We Yeah, we play privates. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
She goes, what's the last course you played, you, David Muni?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
She goes, where do you usually play?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And I was like, you gotta say Gaylord. I said, uh, Shelby,
you gotta go with Gaylord, even though you don't play.
I always just am like Troubadour, I'll do that one
or the Governor's Club.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
And she's like, we gotta get you out to where
I'm at, talking talking, and then her chick would bring
her a drink, and then her chick would disappear, and
then she spilled her strawberry dackery all over the table
at the carpet. Yes, geez. And she's like, oh, man,
but she hit a number. She's excited. I wasn't hitting anything,
and I'm just watching. So then I just stand there

(21:12):
and watch and I'm watching, just cheering for her, cheering
for the other people at the table, and I'm there
for like an hour and a half and I'm finally like,
all right, man, I think I'm gonna I'm gonna call
it a night. It's already like nine o'clock, ten o'clock maybe.
And I walk over and Parmally got on the boat
at Nassau. Yes, And I go over to this one

(21:33):
table and one of the guys from Parmally, guy with
long blonde, curly hair, I don't know his name, he's
sitting at a table and so no idea, Yeah I do.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
It's the chick we were with. I got her to
get a picture with him. I was like hammered, and
I acted like I had connections, but all I really
did was go up to him and grab his shoulder
and his PR purst like hey, and I was like,
I'm with the Bobby Bone Show.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Get a picture. What's the PR guy? Look like?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
It was a chick believe?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh well, anyway, Yeah, he's sitting at a table, ray mustache,
cowboy boots. And there's another dude sitting there and he's
with Parmally but he's not in the band, and he's like,
what up, blud, what's going on? Oh my gosh. You know,
he talked to me earlier in the day. So he's
talking to me again. I'm like, oh, man, I'm just
about to turn in for the night, you know what

(22:20):
I mean. He's like, no, no, you're not. He's like,
here's a twenty five dollars chip. Wow. He's like, you're
gonna turn this into a lot of money. I'm like,
all right, does he know how casino's work? About five times?
Your money's about the match you can do. And so
I'm like, all right, So I put the twenty five
dollars down and I win. And I put the fifty

(22:43):
dollars down and I win. So now I'm at one
hundred and twenty one hundred something dollars. I'm like, all right,
here we go, you know me. I start playing.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
So did you give him his loaner back?

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I say? He wout this. Bady goes no, man, I
told you to build that into something, and you can't
build it if I take it back. You're right, I
need that brick, all right. And then we lose a
hand and someone pulls out a little baby Jesus statue,
like a little figurine, and he's like, man, why are
you guys using this? And the guy goes, well, baby Jesus.

(23:17):
That's what I need to give. That guy to me
and it's just someone in the crowd. No one like
this playing. Yeah. So he takes it and he starts
stacking it on his chips every time he bets love
it and I was like, wow, this is cool. He's like, hey,
let's do this for baby Jesus. Guys, for baby Jesus.
Somebody throws some water on me all right, already it hits.

(23:38):
And then the next day and he's like, well, this
is for Bobby Bowles unborn baby.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
What uh?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
This is for the baby. This is for the baby.
We got to provide it with a future. We need
money for it to go to college. Well I'm not
agreeing to that, all right, So he hits again. You know,
we're partying, having fun on the tables loud and it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
What did Parmelie have to do with this story?

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh? The one guy with blonde hair with long hair
and its playing okay, And this guy that gave me
the twenty five dollars is associated with Parmelee. I don't
know what he does for Parmelee. Got it okay? And
the crowd I mean is gathering, gathering and it's starting
to get momentum, the table is starting to get loud.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Once people would start getting loud, Yes, the crowd would
grow so quickly, even faster than in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yes, yeah. And it was just like all right, and
then we start chanting Terry, Terry, because that was our dealer,
and some table across the way started thinking it was
a it was a contest, Mary Mary Mary. They would
start chanting her name and we'd boo them rivalry table,

(24:43):
rivalry tables, dude. And so then I'm building it and
I'm at like two seventy five. What the rio desia
narrow Jesus statue, That's what I'm saying. It was all
because of baby Jesus. Then this dude that is associated
with Parmelee comes walking up. Tall guy, don't know what

(25:04):
he does, and he goes see this twenty five dollars chip,
I'm gonna turn it into fifteen hundred, and there's an
empty spot. He put it down twenty five dollars winner, winner,
takes that twenty five stacks on top, so he has
fifty winner. So now it's at one hundred. Then he

(25:25):
puts one hundred out there and he gets three three,
So he has six dealers showing four. He's like, hey, man,
give me one hundred dollars to his buddy, splits them,
gets another three, splits them, so now he's at three
hundred out there. Then he gets a ten a and

(25:50):
so he stays on that. That's thirteen. Then he gets
a two, so he is at five. Takes a hit,
gets fifteen. Stay next card on the third, three and
eight and I need another hundred doubles down, gets a
ten shoes So now he has twenty one on that one.

(26:11):
So he has four hundred dollars out there.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm staying with the story the truckers.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
You guys get that. It's two takes a gas dealer bus. Wow, Terry, Terry, Terry, Mary, Mary,
Marry boo, marry dude. So now he's at almost nine
hundred dollars. Wow, that was quick. And he stacks it

(26:45):
all on top of each other, cheez, and he gets
a queen of diamonds. It goes around, goes around, ace
of hearts in five hands. He took that twenty five

(27:11):
dollars to two grand.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
That is unreal, to two thousand dollars, just like that.
Five times your money is a lot at the casino.
He went four times, he went forty times.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
His money, dude, and he just stacked all the chips
every time. He played five hands two grand and he
said two suits.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
And he was just nobody.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
He was someone with Parmale. I don't know who he was.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh, there was that guy came back, Rud It was.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
This guy is a different like. I played with two
people from Parmerly. One was in the band, one was not,
but they were together. This guy was like their manager
or something. He just came up and wanted to turn
that twenty five into fifteen hundred, but he made it
into two grand.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Well, the girls we were with ended up into somebody.
The Parmelly dude cleaned up Matt. Somebody said he won.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Did you hear no?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Somebody said he won ten k? Huh yeah, So I
didn't know. Was he playing with you a black checker?
He went it playing something else?

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't know. I got to look up who Matt
from Parmelly is. I'm gonna look him up. We don't
google on the show from r wasn't Matt. I think
my guy's name was Barry. Yeah, Barry's cool. Barry Barry
was I'm not sure he knows how to play blackjack.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Pretty easy concept.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well, like the dealer would have an eight showing eighteen
and he'd have a twelve, and Barry would double down. Okay,
and I'm not dalking double down, but he'd throw one
hundred dollars double down. But Barry was winning, well, he
was that dude. He was winning all night, all night,

(28:53):
and so we're just playing and playing and playing. So
then that guy that won the two grand, he comes
back with twenty five. So I'm gonna build this. He
built it into five hundred and fifty dollars. He won
twenty five hundred in like thirty minute. She and I
if you look at my chips, I'm up to five

(29:16):
twenty five off that twenty five dollar chip. All it
takes is a brick, and I mean this is where
it gets sad. A brick and some concrete confidence.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Ray sticking with your analogy, then wait, you said this
when he gets sad. Yeah, these were the.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Bad times these so baby Jesus. Guy's like, hey man,
we gotta start betting more. We're gonna we're winning. We're winning, Terry, Terry, Terry.
I'm like, all right, so I put seventy five out there,
and Terry pulls a fourteen and a seven twenty one,

(29:59):
twenty one, twenty one. All right, that's cool, that's cool.
And he's like, don't let that discourage you. We're not scared.
He goes, put one twenty five out there.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Who are you playing with?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Tony Robbins, the guy with Baby Jesus walk on fire.
He was like, lunch, let's go, let's go. All right,
So I put one twenty five out there.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
What do you gary vee?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And he has a five showing like all right, he
flips it over. It's a six, that's eleven, and he
pulls a ten twenty one.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I'm sorry, you're about to get cleaned.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
What about the house, the mini trailer home? You built
five hundred dollars trailer. I'm all right, all right, Ray, I'm.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
About to lose the trailer mortgage, all right.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
And I'm like all right. He's like, hey man, we
don't lose three hands in a row. Put one seventy
five out there, cheez. I'm right all right, man, I'll
put one sending five out there, just because you said.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
So, six greens one, seven greens.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
So I put it out there and I got an eighteen. Oh,
you're golden, golden, golden, go ahead and pay me, Terry. Ah, No,
Terry's got he's got a six showing you're golden beautiful.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Always assume it's a ten.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Flips it over sixteen. Oh and everybody, big, big, big, big,
big five twenty one.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Oh my gosh, can we pull the footage of that
about you murdered somebody?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Oh my gosh, Terry went reach twenty one is in
a room.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
And took your entire five point fifty.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
You took it all, man, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh that's funny. Oh oh, pucker you walking away for
the table. I'm chafing a little bit. I'll see you
guys tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
See you. Guy's ambimity. Oh that guys like guys that hurt.
Oh jeez. And someone in the Parmally camp kind of
red hair guy he had walked up and he said,
when he got that first twenty one, he goes, hey, guys,
table shifting, be careful. Great advice, But baby Jesus, guy

(32:32):
was telling me that we don't need to be careful.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
See, that's what I'm trying to teach scuba time to Like, dude,
sometimes the table shifts. You just got to go with
the shift. So you were fighting against the shift.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Yeah, I guess so, man, what do you mean it's
shifting and I should have walked away?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I mean people are losing, idiot.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
I I I wanted to.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
It's it's not the guy that can place the money down.
It's not the guy that can get a drink. It's
not the guy that can lie. It's not the guy
that can win all the money. It's not the guy
that can lose a little bit. You need that version
of yourself where you literally just get up from the chair.
It's the easiest motion. We all have legs. None of
us are handicapped. God bless your hand, Cappy. All you

(33:16):
have to do get out of your barstool and walk
back to your room. It is the toughest feet when
it comes to gambling, and all of a sudden, everybody's handicapped.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
When it comes to gambling.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Nobody can get up and walk on their two feet
and all hang up and listen. Cappy said, we don't
do enough for the handicap.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Nobody can walk away. You know why you can't walk
away because you always think you're gonna just keep on winning.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
All you have to do is get on your two
damn legs and walk to your room. And here's the
why is it the hardest feet. It's like you're about
to run a marathon.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
All you're doing is go in your damn room.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Everybody should be able to do that. But here's the
crazy part. I was already on my two feet. I
never sat down. I stood the whole time. Because he
gave me twenty five, I thought I was gonna be
out real quick. Didn't even ask for a.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Chair even easier, and I still you had to do
is waddle a floor.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
And my feet were cemented there for some reason. There's
stick them on the bottom of my shoes and they
will move. And you know what these were?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
These were the bad times.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
We'll take a break, we'll bright it back.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Here's the deal. You're gonna have to punt Beminy to
another pod. It's been forty minutes and we haven't even
got to the island yet. We're not even docked.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Wow. We went to bed and we woke up and
we're in Viminy. N to me is probably so the beautiful,
most beautiful spot we stopped at. Ben to me was amazing.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
A little run down in parts, but yes, beautiful. Oh
but the beach, right, but where we all chilled Later
on in the story foreshadowing it was a little rundown.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
No no, no, I agree with that. But we wake up,
grab breakfast once again. I had my omelet and there
was no time to do the show.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
This was awesome. We did not have to do the
big show.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
No no, no, we were going straight to the ben
and me beach.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Oh no, not straight to the beach. Me and Beazer
saved up our champagne bottle for the most perfect time ever.
We get a text Scuba, Hey, you guys don't have
to do the big show this morning. Just chill. We'll
go to Bemani at nine. Me and Bez are up
at seven. So for those two hours we popped the champagne.
We listened to Morgan Wallen, we listened to Langley, we

(35:45):
listened to Megan Moroni, and we had ourselves a day
on the patio son coming in looking at Bemini. For
two hours we polished off that champagne and then we
headed down to Jenna and She's like, I'm right here
beside you. Oh sorry, Jenna, uh little groggy slash drunk. Ohow,
this is the meeting squat. We came into Jeta hot

(36:10):
at that idea.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, I came in hot too, And we walk out
and we get on a golf cart and I'm like,
do we really need a golf cart? Lo and behold
the beach was like two miles from where the ship
docked and everybody's walking. Dude.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I felt so bad. Celebs golf carts straight there five
ten minutes. Everybody else two mile track to come hang
out with our dumb.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I'm like, what is going on? Like, they gotta have better, true,
they gotta they gotta get closer to the beach than that.
That's a long.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Walk reverse the rolls. Would we have walked that far?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
I would have chilled on the boat or just went
to a local shop there right off the boat.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm like, not only do they have to walk there,
then they had to turn around and walk back, dude.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
It's so we're doing button and we're going golf carts
through groups of people elderly fifty sixty seven years old
and yelling at everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
And I realized we were kind of rubbing it in
that Hey, look at us morning.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
And we are trekking to this private beach. I felt
so guilty.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
And I love this private beach because I was told, hey,
you don't need any money, don't worry about it, everything's good.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Oh yeah, bad advice, terrible advice because you needed it
for food and drinks.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
I meant to say the people on our ship, like
the girls that danced, did they not have chat assless chaps.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
On and they were dancing? There they were.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
That was my point. I'm sorry on the money thing.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, but I was so excited. I was like, oh cool,
this is great. I couldn't even get a drink because
I couldn't. I didn't have money because I was told
I don't need money. I didn't need money, so I
left my money on the freaking ship. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know which direction you're going on this one,
but it was an unmitigated disaster from me not getting
a microphone Morgan situation. So are we talking about Mario?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Well, we were on the golf cart and that's when
they look at us and said, hey, there's a relay
of race in two hours. We need you guys to
plan it.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Mind you five mimosas deep?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Huh? Mind you that we've been playing this trip for
like a year. And no one thought saying, hey, we're
gonna have a relay race at the beach. Do you
guys want to come up with something? Or they didn't
come up with something on their own. They gave us,
you know, a morning in the morning. Hey, you need
to come up with a relay race. Huh, what do
you guys have? I don't know, you guys just make
it up.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
I'm not a pe teacher.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Okay, cool man, that sounds like a great idea. Do
you guys have people registered for the relay race? No,
we just thought you just call it out on the
microphone and they would come.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
So, like, what do we do they just besides the
stuff on the beach, what do we have them do?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
You guys can come up with it. Find some supplies
on a desolate beach in Bemini. I don't have access
to general cool.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
So then when we get there, we oh, this is
the airstream. This is where you can go hang out
and be you know, cool down, you know, because it's
gonna be really hot out here. A baser, sorry, you're
not allowed in it. Whoa Okay, no need to yell
at bazer like that, but okay, whatever that's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
I was whispered in my ear. You are allowed in
it and lunchbox as well.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
And I'm like, all right, cool. And then they go
over here, this where we're gonna have the corn Hole tournament.
We're gonna beer poll but it's so windy. We're gonna
have beach beer pong with these balls. The wind is
you throw it and the balls hitting you in the
face because the wind's so strong, it can't get to
the trash cans. So I'm already like, we got to
cancel that. And then corn Hole, who knew that the

(39:43):
entire ship was gonna want to sign up for corn hole?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
You guys seen March Madness sixty eight teams. We had
it on the island with Cornhole. Absolutely had it on
the island with Cornhole.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
What is this?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Everybody one shining moment?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Good gosh. We were out there four hours. Corner Hill
took three and a half hours. I was ready to
murder you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I don't know, eliminate half these teams and call it
the nit.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
What are we doing? Yeah, we should have probably had
a preregister and it should have been first come, first serve.
Sixteen teams and boom, boom boom, get it done within
an hour.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
That's what would have happened if I was being an
in direction.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
But we didn't. That's okay. And I'm like, oh man,
I got a drink, like you just buy it right
over there. And I'm like, you guys told me not
to bring money. You told me that I didn't need
to bring my money.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh you did twenty dollars minimum.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay, I'm not mad, I'm not annoyed. I'm not frustrated.
This is going great.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Did Baser get you a drinker?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Did a listener? No?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
No, she got me a Pina colade because we both Yeah,
tap the glasses, I'll post the pick.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Yeah. No, I didn't get a drink the whole day
on the beach. It's very awkward, and I'm like, all right,
here we go, microphone boy. Then it's time to start
the tournament and the microphone is not wireless, so we
can't even go down to the beach. And then the

(41:05):
guy that's from the ship he wants to hog the
microphone and not give us the microphone. So then I
have to get a freaking megaphone. Dude, you got a bullhorn, bro,
and go down and yell let people from the bullhorn.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
It's like a hilarious like I'm like baser Lunch and
me couldn't get a wireless, so Lunch is on the
bull horn. I'm just like chilling. And they didn't even
really have any responsibilities for me, which I was fine with, which.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Is great, but I'm just like, hey, and I mean,
you can only commentate on cornhole for so long.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, and it's also an emergency device. And when I
was trying to explain to you, dude, directly in front
of that bullhorn, we're talking one hundred decibels, one hundred
and twenty. It was like the Twelfth Man in Seattle,
And I go, hey, Lunch, just f y. Anybody that's
in front of you, you're blowing their ear drums.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I'm like, you can't hear a bullhorn from behind, but
in front it's insanely loud.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
That's my bad.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
And you did that like three times in my ear
Oh and you guys wanted some launch, bro, what did
I tell you the bullhorn directly in front you blew
out my ear drums again? Lodge all because they didn't
have a wireless.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
That's my apology.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It's not your fault. There was no wireless.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
My apologies. And then we do the freaking tournament, tournament, tournament,
and we finally get to order lunch. Their work was
nice enough to provide us with lunch, and Morgan had
showed up at the beach about an hour before this
and was like hanging out talking to people, taking pictures, commentating,
and we all go to go in the trailer and
she gets the Morgan, you can't come in the trailer Heisman.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
It was the second Heisman awarded of the trip, first
woman Scuba Steve Heisman.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
You yeah, And she's like, what do you mean? And
it's only for Ray and Lunch and Leap Brice and
Lean Brice like she she's.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
On the big show with us, Like how does that
make any sense?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Well, and then I got pulled to the side and
they whispered in my ear, Hey, the trailer's just for
you Lunch and Lee Bryce, and I'm I'm like, okay,
all distance myself from Morgan, Like what I.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Morgan texted me, where are you a new phone? Who is?
She goes, Hey, are you in the trailer? Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
What trailer?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
She goes, hey, I'm I can't get in the physically
get in the trailer with you guys. Can you bring
me some scraps? Would you guys possibly have access to water?
And I was like, yeah, I'll bring you a bottle
of water as soon as I can. When nobody's looking.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Meet us around the back though, by the dumpster, so
no one sees us.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Dude, and I started feeling guilty because I had cadas.
You would ordered like a three course meal and some
wayfair trailer, which was pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I did. I ordered chips and salsa. I ordered the
conch or not conch fritters, and I ordered key lime
pie because they're supposed to be known for their key
lime pie down there.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
So I had food guilt and I was like, okay,
I'll save one of casadia for Baser, which I gave
to her. She was at the pool that were they're
all chilling and drinking, and I go, okay, I'll give
Morgan this other chicken caesada because she had no food
and they gave full on orders with us. Lunch was dining,
I mean really licking his fingers. It was so amazing,
And I go, Morgan, I got you food. And so
she comes in she's like, what did you get me?

(44:05):
What did you get me?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
And I was like a.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Chicken case of I saved you one that I was
able to ration. Here you go. And she's like, I'm
a vegetarian. So she had no food on the island.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Dude, it's like work, work couldn't order her food. It's like, no, man,
Morgan's not officially part of this event. We cannot order
her a salad. Sorry, no go Like it got fixed.
I texted Scuba and I was like, hey, bro, real talk.
Morgan's not allowed to have water or food. And she's like, well,

(44:38):
obviously works on the same show as us, similar celebrity.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Possible to kid her some scraps And so then we
went in and we did a shot in the trailer.
I think that's all she had to drink.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
That's all she had to drink, That's all she had
to eat. And it was a sad sight, you know.
Then we had some downtime. I went in the ocean.
You didn't say the Tito's bottle? Whoever is the staff
and it was bouncing around in there. Titles was finishing
about forty five minutes. Yeah, the whole bottle of titles
was gone. I mean it was absolutely house to finished,
dried like this. I mean that thing went quick, real quick.

(45:12):
You better get a drink while it last, man, because
it is going going gone. So I went in the
ocean and then oh, we gotta do the relay race.
So we come up and we're like, relay race is canceled,
which did not. The guy that we worked with was
not happy about it. It was like, I'm so mad
at you guys. I can't believe it. Whatever, dude, no
one wants to do it, it doesn't matter. Then we tried

(45:33):
to get everybody from the cruise ship in a picture,
and this guy had built a sand castle. Well I
heard cats, and we started walking over there and I'm
just trying to get in the picture and he's young.
No no, no, no no no no no no no, no,
like what dead ass? I'm like, no, what all right?

(45:53):
So I'm not I'm just I start keep working. No
no no, no, no no no no. He thought I
was trying to go near his little castle that said
top shelf. That was all it said. He and I
understand he worked really hard on it was very impressive.
I don't know how he did it to build a
sand castle like that. Very good, but I wasn't gonna
touch his sand castle. He's yelling at everybody. And then

(46:15):
the guy that wouldn't give Ray the mic.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
Yeah, he also I didn't just mention it earlier. But
so the mic was up there. It wasn't wireless, so
it had to stay there. And he's announcing the bracket
doing other stuff, but it was supposed to be. I
get it was lunch and Lee Bryce, I get that,
but they literally told me, hey, you're on the mic too,
you're doing some stuff. So I there was twice I
tried to go for the mic and this guy angled
his body so I couldn't reach it. And so at

(46:37):
that point, guys, when you're five with Moses Deep, I
was like, I really don't even care to talk on
the mic, but this guy's angling his body. He literally
didn't want me talking on the mic. And then somebody
comes over and they go, hey, Sarah and Jane one,
we're on cornhole. Can you put it on the paper.
And so everybody was writing down on the paper if
they want or whatever, but apparently only that guy was
the guy that was allowed to write. So he goes, no,

(46:59):
you will not be writing that down. And so then
I just joke around because I'm like, oh my gosh,
this guy really is serious about his job. And so
I go, oh, sorry, I wasn't gonna write in twelve
point font aerial and he goes, I'm more about ten
point font and I was like, oh, yeah, you are
probably like six point fat huh real small, right, like

(47:20):
screw you you. That's the last thing I said to him.
I talked to him, says Babiti, and don't worry. We're
all lined up.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And he comes and dives right in front of the
sand castle, and that dude loses his lunch. No no, no, no, no, no,
kid up and he gets up and then he starts
smoothing out the sand in front, like, oh my gosh,
I don't know. It's fine. We take a picture. Then

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it's time for Lee Brice at the pool.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Guys commercial no, and I go, well, I wasn't allowed
to go. They told me, hey, you're gonna get in
a golf cart.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
You and Baser cannot go to this. We're on a
time crunch. You guys have got to leave the island
at one forty five and Lee started it too. Okay, okay,
So they hustled us into these golf carts and we
were I wasn't an allowed to see one note from
Ruma has it.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Well, what's weird is we had till five o'clock to
be back on the boat, so you had three hours.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
That's why it made no sense.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
You had over three hours to get back on the boat. Dude.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
We were with a couple friends and they put a
line in the sand and said, okay, no, you guys
are not coming. You guys are in a golf car. Well,
what's the rush. We're on island time immediately in golf
carts and hustled to the boat.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah. And I'm like, all right, cool man, I don't
know why you guys will leaving. And can we just
like stay for an hour afterwards and just hang out
like in the water. No, no, we gotta go. We
can watch maybe one song. I'm like, all right, So
I'm gonna introduce Lee Bryce. Lee. Bryce comes out of
the trailer. He's getting ready, and I see his microphone
up there in the front and I don't see another microphone,

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so I'm walking up to it, and all of a sudden,
I hear ladies and gentlemen, man, are you guys ready?
And I'm like, oh, I didn't know the boat guy
was gonna introduce me. Okay, He's like this next guy,
you know all he needs. He has a guitar, and
I'm like, I ain't got no guitar. What are you
talking about. I don't have a guitar. He was like,
and he's gonna make you guys happy as he sings

(49:28):
by the pool, give it up for Lee Brice and
I just kind of throw my hands up. Look at Morgan.
I just jump in the pool, like, I guess I'm
not introducing him without a mic. Dude. I mean, I
just don't even understand. Like he was so fed up
with us. I guess he was so tired of us

(49:49):
doing things that he was just taking over. And so
I just kind of all right, I'll just jump in
the pool and I'll watch it from the pool. Yeah,
and then the best part of the trip happened, and
I'll tell you about it right after this.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Well, hold on, hold your butt. I did foreshadow ten
episodes ago on this cruise documentary we're doing. And the
guy that won me a bunch of money at craps
that had a blast with Remember I said that had
a story at the pool about him.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh yeah, he said.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
He got absolutely shlammered, the drunkest he's gotten on the trip.
Paid like seventy five dollars, got buckets of beer, got
buckets of dacres. He said him and his family were
in the pool for Lee Brice, and he said he
was absolutely housed, yelling stuff, throwing stuff. He said it
was by far the drunkest he got on the cruise.
Recovering two days after that, whoa, yeah, he said he

(50:40):
had a blast, but he's like, dude when he goes,
did not know me that price he so seventy five
I think he said between five and seven hundred is
what he dropped in that pool.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Oh, I dropped none because I didn't bring any money,
so I couldn't even get one drink. So he's getting buckets.
I couldn't get anything. And I did see his family
was one of the first families on the beach. They
were there early, practicing their beer pong on the beach
and the ball.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
Was how far did they make it?

Speaker 1 (51:06):
No, No, they were playing beer pong and it was
just like free play. I just saw them over there
at the buckets and they were like, all right, this
is dumb. And then they headed to the pool. That
must have been it.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
And then he's like, all right, I'm gonna go body
a couple buckets at Dacrease.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Yeah. So then I'm in the pool, you know, and
the our handler or whatever that we work with, like, look,
text me where are you? Where are you? I'm in
the pool. I'm just in the pool, and we gotta go.
We gotta go right now, Like why.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Your cannon ball wasn't scheduled?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
All these people are going to be headed back to
the boat and it's going to take so long to
get back on the boat. We have three hours. What
are we freaking out? We got to go right now.
If not, the golf cart's leaving you. Well, I'm not
about to walk by myself two miles whatever. And then
I see pictures on Instagram of Scuba and Ray and

(51:53):
they're looking like they are at the They're having the
time of their life getting counch or cock or whatever
the heck it was. Was it called definitely called conch conch,
And I'm like, where the heck? So I started texting them, Hey,
where are you? Where at Smitty's. Smitty's Bar, coming to
find you guys.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I said, you're not gonna have any without me.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
And I said, whoa. If you guys are getting that,
I'm getting some. If you guys are getting some mini cock,
I'm gonna get some mi mini cock. And so I
asked the driver of the golfer, Hey, you know where
Smitty's is? No? No, Well can you drive me off
at Smitty's? Nope? The other guy we work with, no,
We're going straight back to the ship. Straight back to
the ship. And I've had it. I don't have any money.

(52:35):
I haven't had it. I couldn't so I couldn't get
a drink. Then I get big dogged on the introduction
of Lee Bryce. I'm like, I'm done. I'm done. Just
try let me off the golf cart. Stop the golf
cart and I just get off in the middle of amity,
and I have no idea where I'm going, and I
just start walking smart in a place. You have no

(52:57):
idea where you're going, no idea where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
What what are you trying to prove? Of that moment
you thought it's a small island, you'd be able to
find us when you were that mad.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I was that annoyed, and it looked like you guys
were having a blast, and I was like, I don't
want to miss out on the blast. I don't want
to just go sit on the boat and be pissed.
And here's the best part. I don't have any damn money.
So if I don't find you guys, I'm really screwed.
You came to the island penniless, dude.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
When you came around the corner at Smitty's, White Dude,
Love's leave shirt, sunburn looks like a lobster.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
They're like, come on, is that your friend? Just like
a big dumb American. Yeah, he's one of us. I'm
just walking down the side of the road in Benmit
and I am looking like an absolute idiot.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
And there's like Diesel, big old Mac trucks flying.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
By everybody, on golf carts flying by all the locals.
Hey man, you want to run a golf cart fifty
dollars thirty minutes. I'm like, I don't have any money.
I have nothing, I have no means of anything. Crude
oil must have went up a lot, and I'm just
walking and there's like an abandoned like golf cart dirt yard.

(54:17):
I'm like, I'm never finding this smittiest place. I'm going
the wrong way. I'm gonna turn around. Nope, I'm not
gonna turn around. I'm gonna keep going. And after about
a fifteen minute walk there is a sign that says Smitties,
It's the crappiest place, has the smallest, crappiest dingiest rundown shack.
And they're excelling fresh conk outside. And I walk around

(54:40):
the corner and I see Scuba and Ray and the wives,
and I'm like hey, and Marcus goes, hey, man, you
guys know that white guy. And Scooba was like yeah,
he goes why he's so stressed out? Man, he looks
stressed out mode.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
You walked up. They hadn't seen a stressed person ever.
They live on island time, and you walked up like
a dressed out in New Yorker.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
They're like, who's this guy? And I walk up and
he's like, oh man, he's got a plastic bag with
a plastic jug in it. He's like, momm go inside,
tell him get your cup ice. Yeah, some money, rum bunch,
have some matter, rum bunch.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
There you go, here's my guy, Marcus, we're locals'.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Gary snail, dude, And I'm like, I'm not drinking of
your rum punch. I don't know what's in that. I
don't know if it's diesel fuel. I'm not that's that's
a bad look. And then he starts making fun of
Ray because Ray's drinking a celtzer. That's a woman drink.

(55:46):
That's a woman drink. Mond, why don't you drink that? Bremond.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
I was like, do I get Island respect drinking this?
He's like, no, dude, Like I'm sitting here drinking gas
can punch.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
And then they're making food out there very I mean,
they definitely don't have a permit. They do not there's
no health health code or anything. Bro.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
They're making it out on a wide open table in
the middle of nothing on plywood.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Yes, and uh. He goes and gets the con straight
out of the ocean, grabs it comes with a hammer,
just starts beating it, pulling this little like vertebra out
we eat that, throws it in a forty yelling bucket,
throws it in again, and then they're just chopping it
up right there. Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah
blah blah. Then they hand it to you the bull.
Oh man ah man, delicious. He goes, absolutely delicious.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Mon, you gotta make sure you see them catch it, man,
that's how you know it's fresh.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Well, we definitely saw him catch it. Well, we definitely
saw him just go grab it right out of the ocean.
That was pretty cool. Man.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
The guy gives us the business pitches. We're leaving his
friend and he goes, hey, man, all these other places
they'll put in a freezer, put in a fridge for
two days. He goes it, loses it and it's not
gonna be one hundred percent like this. He goes here,
we guarantee we're gonna catch it. We're like, well, we
did see Marcus go catch it.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah. He's like, man, next time, you guys come on.
You're telling me I bring the electric bike to the ship.
I bring electric bike and you just go the island.
You just next time. Man. When you got Bachman and
there were big v VJ. Edgecombe fans because he's from there,
and I.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Didn't know that our boy Marc is I didn't know
he's homeless, and so I was like, because a cat
was walking around I was like, oh, dude, markets at
your house. You have cat and he goes, yeah, got
whatever comes around here. And I was like, what about dogs.
You got any dogs? He goes, yeah, if a dog comes,
I got a dog. Yeah, you got any iguanas? He goes,
this is my backyard. There's thousands of iguanas that are

(57:33):
on mine. So he just like lived there on the beach.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
So he said if a cat wanders up, as his
cat for the day.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
But Ray didn't catch that. I didn't get that.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
He didn't have a home in that like shack area
was where he lived, and so whatever meandered that way
he would consider his pets. He goes, yeah, I'm on,
I got a thousand iguanas. Man look around.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yeah, and then man, he was like, ah mine. Then
they're ready for us to pay for the conch. They're
like seventy dollars and Scooba's like, well, I only have fifty,
like oh man, oh man, And you got to pay
the driver mon because they rented a golf cart. Poor Americans,
I said, I said, don't look at me, man, I

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ain't got no money. I was told I don't need money.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
So Scuoby yelling I'm gonna go get money at Caesar's
Palace or whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
So the driver's like, mon, there's eight TM down there,
your friends stay here, I drive you.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I'm like, suba, maybe, don't yell that out loud.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
And Scooba's like, I'm gonna go get money.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Scuba about to get rides, get killed, Scuba, we're mining me.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
You do not want to be yelling. I'm going to
get the money.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Hey guys, guys, I'm going to Resorts World. I'm gonna
get that two hundred dollars. Scooba up, get the two
hundred jelly beans. Stop saying dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
And his wife, his wife is freaking out, like she's
trying to act calm.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
She's like text him that.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
She's like, no, he's fine, He's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
I'm like, they're not gonna murder him and use his
face as a mask for two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Calm down. And then ten minutes later, just like all right,
text him see if everything was okay? Did you text him?
Did he reply?

Speaker 3 (59:07):
And dude, I told you I went in size Is
he okay? There was like five college frat daddies just
hammered eating food, said it was the best spot they'd
been the entire week that they were there. So we
lucked out.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
We lucked out. We lucked out it. I mean, you
guys lucked out. I lucked out that. I walked down
the road, found you. And then about thirty minutes later,
Scuba came rolling back on the golf cart, paid for it.
We jumped on the cart and our dude, Marcus mom
was sea letter.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Mon Well at the same time these girls, these big
old girls, yep, and he was yelling at him because
he's kind of drunk, I think at it that time,
because Scuba had hooked him up with some stuff and
some also he had his own jungle juice, and he goes,
big girls need loving too, Like Marcus Well, it was
an employee of this restaurant. If you could just yell
at the customers like that.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
He goes, come here and I want all that love.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
And mone I was like Markets, dude, you're drunk.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Market.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
He was just cat calling him.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Yeah, and then they he drove us back to the
ship man and we got back on the ship and
we left Ben Tommi, we left Minieh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
We made the call time by three hours.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Yeah, we were plenty of time, dude. We still had
two hours and there was no line to get back
on the ship. It was very easy, even though the
people we worked with were freaking out. Oh my god,
it's gonna be impossible to get back on the ship.
My lord. That was a blast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
We chilled for the easily an hour to get that food.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
But it was fresh, it was fresh, and it was
so good, and it was just it was just good
to be away from the stress man. It was good
the stress ball that was our work person. I was
good to be away from it. It was good for me
to go for a walk.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
If you truckers could have seen the dichotomy between lunchbox
stressed out New Yorker looks like a lobster, sunburnt, so
angry at life, and Marcus on the beach eating conch,
drinking jungle juice. I mean, it was like, Okay, this
is America and this is how other countries live.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
We're idiots. Why be stressed? Rest more life? Yeah, it
was just right there in a nutshell.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Marcus looking at you like you had three heads mine,
who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Why is he stressed?

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Dude? You had smoke coming out of your ears.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
I'm like, Marcus Bund, do you understand that I was
supposed to announce somebody who cares on Mark? No, no Mark.
It's like I was supposed to introduce Lee Brice, Oh,
Lee rice Mon? Who goes about Lee Rice b We
on the island. You have your health mine? What are
you worried about mine? Yeah? It was rough. We didn't

(01:01:34):
finish the cruise, dude, we just made it through. Bit
to me, we'll have to do it another time. Yeah,
we have to go. Man, they can't listen to more
than an hour of us.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
There's probably some scraps. We can do some housekeeping next time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Yeah, I mean the next one is just really Morgan
got hammered. That was it. There's still some stuff though, Yeah,
And I forgot to tell you. On the third day
is when uh, I realized that I could get like
I didn't have the same pack. Like I saw Scuba
at the bar. It was after I got the black
card that night. The next day I saw Scuba sitting
at the bar with his wife and I sit down.
I'm like, can I get a water? And they gave

(01:02:05):
me tap water and he goes, why didn't you get
a bottled water? I said I'm not allowed. He goes,
what do you mean You're not allowed? And I showed
him my card and him and his wife fell off
their chairs laughing at me. That's a bad memory, man,
that's a bad memory. But you know what was fun.
It's been a mine me. I love that place. I
can't wait, Marcus Man. We'll see what year mon. Hopefully

(01:02:27):
Marcus will be there in a year.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I think we do just a little bit of tying
up the loose ends next episode on Monday, and I
mean we're gonna have a lot of stories on Monday
because I'm taking a buzz down to Atlanta and it's
gonna be a good, good weekend. I mean, maybe there
isn't anything left, but I mean definitely Morgan yelling at
me when she lost stuff the airport. Was there anything there?
Going back on the boat for another day. There has
to be something.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
There has to be something. We'll figure it out, man.
I don't know. They may be tired of cruise talk. Now.
We haven't talked sports. I mean, we haven't talked about
all the trades. Who cares? All right, say it again,
who cares? More crews? Less sports,