May 31, 2026 • 52 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about the adventure of a lifetime when they went to a sports bar/restaurant to watch some afternoon baseball this week. BabyBox2 had one job to do which was not lose they crystal, and the drama is caused when he did lose the crystal. Ray went to his first MLS to see Nashville SC vs New York City FC to get ready for the World Cup. Plus drama is brewing in the state of Texas with Texas Football and Texas Tech Football, will Texas step up or will they be scared little B's? Also the Spurs beat the Thunder to force Game 7 of the Western Conference Finals on Saturday night and Lunchbox breaks down Game 6!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thank you for listening to our podcast. We are a
spinoff podcast of the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Don't have to say that. Just do the intro. You
gotta do the intro music because I got an email
lunch I agree with Ray suggested that adding an intro
and an outro would be a great improvement. Your weekly
listeners would appreciate the extra effort to enhance the show's production.
Love the pod, Eddie Dias. So it looks like you
were right. So let's do the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We're gonna do it live, Arnold you here. Yeah, I'm
ready to drake. It's ready for the weekend, baby, one
week to see my fist and two hundred and ten
days until our convention. That countdown brought to you by
Freeing Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Man, that's crazy. You did the math.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I just did seven months and thirty so two ten.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but some days don't have thirty or months, right,
they have thirty one? Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Is there only?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I got a question, a serious questions. February the only
day with twenty eight only month with twenty eight days?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, everyone else is either thirty one or thirty. Thank you,
because that's why they do the finger thing. It's an
up knuckle, it's thirty one. Down knuckle, it's thirty. So
January's thirty one. February is the off one, so it's
twenty or twenty seven. February. March is thirty one, April
is thirty. May is thirty one this month, June is thirty,
(01:30):
July is thirty one. August. I believe think goes they're thirty.
September thirty. August is the knuckle. So August thirty one,
September thirty, September, October thirty one, November yeap thirty, December
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wow, And I mean, I know we're this is so stupid,
and this is not this is not even on the menu.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But why what it's on the menu?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh what's on the menu? Ray's first professional soccer game.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And I know we're never going to talk about it,
but the Bob Menery Men's l fight.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh I didn't even watch that crowd. I didn't watch
that crowd.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'll talk on my other podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I know we can talk about it, but I podcast,
you got to tell me that you want that to
be on the menu. And I got Texas versus Texas
Tech drama. I mean, oh, fantastic no, not even softball,
football and lunchboxes. Day out with his boys.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It was a doozy.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's every Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then we might talk a little spurs at the end,
Spurs thunder did they play? Ah, they did play. We
might talk about it at the end. If we have time,
we might get to it. But everybody wants to intro,
so let's do the intro. But really, my question was,
why did they just put twenty eight days in February.
(02:55):
Why not just take a day away from one of
these other months and make it all even?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ask the ad to aztex my name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all make every month like I.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Take one day away from uh January and put it
in February. Take one day away from August, put it
in February. Boom, everybody's thirty days. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
My name's ataman Apia. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's pretty dang good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We're gonna do it. Why we are the one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Y'all had sis and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashviwood Baser,
my wife, two point three acres, two point three three
three three two three acres, two kids at Vanderbilt Defrosting.
Justin moved to Michigan. He's supposed to be watching after him,
but he's there with his proctor or something and he's
learning for three months how to be a nurse or whatever.
He is a registered nurse are In. So I ran
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out of the intro. Guys, that's all I got over
to you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Man, Man, I'm gonna tell you what I thought. It'd
be a great bonding experience. Wednesday, they had afternoon baseball
on Did you say bondage? No, no bonding with my
three boys, baby Box one, Baby Box two, Baby Box three.
I thought we could go to a establishment that has
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lots of TVs, lots of beer on tap, lots of
food options that you can eat, twin peaks, something like that.
And I said, guys, we can go. We'll watch some baseball.
They have a special deal on where you can order
these apps and then you can just keep ordering the
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apps and it's bottomless, and I said, it'll be great.
We can sit back, relax for a couple hours, enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What restaurant are you talking It's not even a restaurant
because I'm thinking in my head right now, Hooters. Buy
me Twin.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Peaks, Hooters. Maybe Chili's didn't have a lot of TVs.
It's a national thing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But Chili's has apps, but it has yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, but this has lots of TVs. TV's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, is this a plug?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They got No, they got beer. When I get to it,
it's definitely not a plug. Okay, definitely not a plug.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm like, what are we doing with the explanation of
the establishment. They have wings there also, okay, yeah, and
he's playing dumb. I knew what you were talking about.
I didn't know you're gonna take your kids to a
girl in a plaid skirt at Twin Peaks. I mean
they don't wear anything there. I went there to lunch
and I it was one hell of a business lunch.
(05:45):
We accomplished nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, all you did was lose a lot of drool.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What did what did you say? Oh? Yeah, the oh
that we can do a deal. Oh okay, yeah, you
like mountains too.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What, No, you're not talking about No, not her mountain,
the Andy's mountains. He gues, No, her name is Andy. Crap.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Uh, you wrote down on this napkin? Are we signing
as that can be our dog?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's your phone number on the napkin for the waitress.
Got it? Okay? What about me signing a deal? Okay,
we haven't been very productive. Let's just do a business
call on Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. So I'm like, boys, let's go. So we get
in the car and we're going and Baby Box two
has this crystal in his hand. It's like a rock
and inside this purple like crystal, and Babybox one, that's
my crystal. You took that out of my backpack. He's like, nah, man,
I found it. I found it on the front porch.
He goes, well, then it's mine. I took it out
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of my backpack and let it on the front porch.
Give it back now. And I have to mediate and say, hey, guys,
you don't know if that's your crystal until we get
home and you look in your backpack and for sure
it's not in there. No, my friend Joseph being gave
that to me in my class. It's my crystal. Another
(07:02):
way to say it is, hey, I think that's my crystal.
When I get home, I'll look at my backpack, just,
you know, make sure you don't lose it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So he goes, all right, you better not lose it,
or you're buying me another one, and Baby Box two
is like, don't worry, I'm not gonna lose it. This
is foreshadowing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And we get to the restaurant and we walk in
and it has a sign please seat yourself. Someone will
be over to help you shortly. So we go in
there and we sit down at a table. It's a
booth really, two on one side, two on the other.
And we're sitting there and I'm like, oh, boys, let's
watch some baseball. There's not a single baseball game on
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these TVs. They have all the talk shows on the.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
TV, so they ain't paying for streaming.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They have nothing but the talk shows on the TVs.
At a sports bar establishment, they are showing replays of
NFL games from last season on one of the channels.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You should go to my Mexican restaurant around the corner.
All they play is football. I don't watch UEFA.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm like, Okay, this is weird, Dad, Dad, which games
wherehere's the baseball I'm like, I look at my phone again.
I'm like, man, there's like five games.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
On right now. Okay, So there were day games on.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's why I thought it was a great idea,
because there were day games. I looked at the schedule.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because we beat the streak, you only have day games
about once a week.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I want to say, yeah, it's getaway day, man. And
so I'm like, man, I do not understand this. And
so we're sitting there and all right, baby box two's
got the crystal. He's playing with it on the table,
and who are.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You trying to watch? Man? Like the Guardian, it was.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The Nationals, Indians versus the Guardians. It was the Blue
Jays versus the Marlins. It was the Cardinals and the Brewers.
Big A's fan. No Cubs, Cubs, And so we're just
sitting there and sitting there and I mean, there's no
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one in this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I assumed I've seen him in the last five years.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There's nobody. And there's one guy that's working on his
computer that has his you know his he works at
the restaurant. But he's got his computer out in the
booth diagonal for months and he's just sitting there on his.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Computer, probably supposed to be floating around.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Probably it's supposed to be a float or something. There's
the bartender behind the bar. Well, there's no one at
the bar, so he's just kind of leaned up against
the bar, playing on their phones. And we're just sitting here,
and we sit there a little bit longer. Uh, seven minutes,
still sitting there, Boy, I'd love a wing. H ten minutes,
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still sitting there. And then the boys are like, Dad,
are we gonna get food or what? I'm hungry? I know, boys,
I know, I don't know. And this is at the
point you're deciding do we stay or do we go?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, you have got to bring it up to the
manager via the computer.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Go knock on his computer. But hey, excuse me, man, Like,
I know you're working on computer, but can we get
some help over here?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You text him, Wait, you go on the company website.
You send him a message and he goes, He goes,
bring goes to his computer and he responds to you,
we'll send someone over right away. Why didn't you just
tell me that in person? You didn't need to message
me on the computer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And there's one lady that works there, but she's sitting
in the booth with a guy, a girl, and two kids,
and she's just chatting with him, and she keeps going
back out to her car and coming back in. Then
she's handing the two kids like three dollars each, And
I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Strict management and wearing your kids to work.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And we're sitting there and it's been fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Say something to who?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
There is nobody too, there's no I don't know who
is who, And so I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
If a guy's got a name tag on, you're getting
spoken to. That's my rule of thumb. If you're wearing
a red shirt at a Target, I'm tapping you on
the shoulder. I don't give a crap. If you don't
work there, why are you wearing a shirt that's the
same color as the company?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh sorry, I don't work here, dude, I'm just a
college student wearing red.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
As it got up to the thirteen fourteen minute mark.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I started you wearing red shirt into Target.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I started thinking, I'm going to do a science experiment
I'm just gonna sit here and wait and see how
long it takes.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
See my buddy Bjay starts his timer on his phone.
He always wants to know everything, so I'll always be like, guys,
in case you were wondering, it took him twenty minutes
to get us our drinks. He has a stopwatch going.
It's actually informative, it is.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just wanted to see, like, is there a reason
maybe this business is struggling? Is there a reason there's
not a lot of people in here? And so after
eighteen minutes, a guy comes over. He's like, hey, man,
sorry about that. Here's some menus, you know, you guys
right to order, And I'm like, no, no, you just
handed us the menus. Were not ready to order. Yeah,
(12:24):
I sped read it, but then I said, we'll just
take waters, you know, for everybody. Yeah, yeah, okay. So
it goes get the waters, comes back, and then he
disappears again and I'm like, oh, we like to order
at least some apps. We want to order some apps?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Man the double hands up because.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm like, this is after he took four minutes to
go get the waters, you know, like it was twenty
two minutes now At this point, I'm like, and no, no, no,
don't disappear. Now we need to order at least some apps.
And we order the apps. Great, and then I'm like, hey,
and by the way, man, like can we turn some
baseball on these TVs? Like we don't need, like my
kids don't enjoy these talk shows?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
A million dollar question?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And he's like, are y'all a sports bar?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Or are you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Guys gonna display the talk shows cool? And what good
is the talk shows if they're not the volumes not honest.
You just see McAfee up there, not talking, just talking,
but you can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's my number one thing, man. When I go into
a bar, I'm taking control of the TV. Now. Actually
I don't gamble. I've never done it since. But back
in the day they before i'd order a drink, I'd
order the remote. Oh, get out of here, Like dude,
I controlled that TV like it was my own in
my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Then I mean, he goes I'll see what I can do,
And he goes over and talks to the bartender, who's
just doing nothing at this point still and Boom Brewers
Cardinals on that TV, Boom Marlin's Blue Jay's on that
TV Boom Nationals and the Guardians on that TV, and
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I'm like, what were you doing this whole day? Like
it's already in the fourth Like why would you not
have it on from the jump? You need something to
entertain your guests and the channel that's on Animal Planet.
Find something to put it on, Yes, find something.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I mean, I actually respect one of my local spots
back where on the West Side, they throw it on
horse racing and you know what, damn it. If there
ain't baseball, if there ain't balls on, they threw it
on horse racing. I gotta respect that prop over to them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
They found something like watching a talk a sports talk
show with no audio is the dumbest thing in the world.
In a sports bar, yeah, they're showing nothing. So then
we order our food. It comes out and we're eating
everything crystals sitting right there on the table and Baby
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Box two is like dad, Dad, I'm like what, He goes,
I got a poop. M all right, let's go, I
said the Babybox one and three. I said, you guys
just sit here and eat. I'll be right back. And
then we go in the bathroom and he goes and
he tries to open the stall and I guess it's locked.
So we sit there and he's like, Dad, he starts
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dancing in the mirror and he's like, now your turned.
So we're having a dance off in the bathroom, okay.
And we dance off for about five minutes and I'm
not hearing any action in the stall, and I'm like,
is there anybody in there?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Stall number one?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Stall number two? And I knock on the door and nothing,
and I push down the handle and it opens and
he goes, oh, sorry, Dad, I thought it was locked. Sorry,
And I opened the door all the way and I
have never seen a more disgusting scene in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It looked like it had some ariosol cans color brown.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
There was crap covered toilet paper all over the ground,
not in the toilet, not I mean I'm talking all
over the ground.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's gotta be one of our truckers, Like did you
was his plaze along the interstate?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Like I like, how do you wipe your ass and
then just toss it in the air? Do you just
throw it up like confetti? Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's one of those that's just so violent. He was
probably reaching for stuff and just you know, he's really
just trying to plug a hole.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But why are you just throwing the toilet paper on
the ground, That's what I'm saying. He was, no, no,
just like, once you're done, just dropping the toilet.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right, right, right, right, But he was in a rapid
rate trying to get as much as he could to
to essentially blockade the straits of hummets maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And I'm like, I mean there's crap color covered toilet
paper everywhere. I'm like, all right, don't step on don't
step on it. And then I make my way from
the ground up to the toilet. There was crap. I'm
talking human feces all over the back of the toilet.
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Like the dude didn't even poop in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm telling you, that's got to be that hot when
you're getting the wings mild and medium.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I do not understand how you can aim your butt
to hit the top back of the toilet, Like, how
does that happen? Like not unlike a little bit on
the rim, you know what I mean. Okay, I see
you moved your button. It got a little streak. I
am talking poop all over the back and top of
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the toilet.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, what I call that is a fire breathing anus
it sometimes it gets.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Us and I'm like, we can't sit. I'm not gonna
clean that. There's no way I'm gonna clean it. This
This poor six year old is dancing because he's like, Dad,
I'm gonna put my pants, I'm gonna poop my pants.
And I'm looking at myself. I'm like, I think I'd
rather you poop your pants then sit on that toilet
where there's just crap everywhere, and we are dodging crap
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filled toilet paper all over the ground. I was like,
all right, we can't go in.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Here, and you gotta thank the manager. Hey, I just
basically performed a custodial service for your business. Would you
mind cleaning it? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And I guarantee you know what the employee would say,
I'm not cleaning that, because that's what I would have
said if someone came to me and I and that
wasn't my crap. There ain't no way I'm cleaning that.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
If I'm a manager, which I will be when we
open a restaurant. First thing, I'm doing TV's second thing, bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So I'm like, all right, we'll just go on the
women's we'll just go in the women's they got stalls,
and Baby Boxers like, no, I'm not going in there, son,
you're they I'm like, let's just go in and goes No,
I'm not going in there, am.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I all right? Dang right, you're not.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I go back to the table and I'm like, boys,
we gotta wrap it up. We gotta go. And he's
why your brother's got a poop and the bathroom is
a it's a war zone in there. What do you
mean there's poop all over?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I want to see.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I want to see. No, no, no, we're not going in
there to see it. It's not a museum. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's library books. It's really boring. Why would you make
it so it sounds exciting?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I shouldn't have it. And then Baby box two is like, Dad,
I really gotta go. I really gotta go. I can
sit on that toilet. I'll just be real careful. And
I said, we are not sitting on that toilet, like,
we are not going back in there. You're not gonna
be careful because there is human poop all over.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's got to be the night shift before they are
at fault and the morning shift. That should be clean
before anybody goes into their first customer.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
And well, I'm sure it was clean in the morning.
So someone in that time was that had been opened
for dirt for day bit heaspall it. It was twelve
forty five, so it had been open an hour and
forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It would be rare for someone to have violent squirts
at noon.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It was awful. Saw Mike to go boxes, Let's go,
we gotta get, we gotta get. We pay boom boom,
get in the car, drive home and we pull up to.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
The house after the break.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Drama, right after the break We'll be right back. Sorry,
the pen wasn't work and I had to write the
time down.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Nothing better than dead air, well a tease, and then
also that never gets paid off with dead air.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
We pull up to the house getting out of the
car and Baby Box two, I forgot the crystal. I
forgot the crystal.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, now James has himself a lucky pocket crystal.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And he immediately Crystal and baby Box when I told
you were gonna lose it, You're buying me a new
one with your own money. You're buying me a new one.
And they're yelling at each other. Baby Box two is
feeling extremely guilty. He is crying. He runs to the
side of the house. I'm like, dude, get inside. You
gotta go poop, because at that point I I'd rather
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him have poop his pants and go back in that bathroom.
So we drove home.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
They left the crystal in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
No, he left it on the table.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, because they always say blood diamonds, blood as well. Oh,
this was poop diamond. Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I would have never gone and looked for it. I wouldn't.
And so I'm like, all right, let me call the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Hey, Leo, no are doing DiCaprio. I got a movie,
haddaforia poop crystal Guy's blood diamond. Hell of a movie.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I've heard it's really good. Never seen it. But I
want to apologize everybody this morning about our talk about
all the poop. But this, I mean, it's a it's
a real story, this is real life. This is what
happened on Wednesday. And so I called a right And
let me tell you, when we left, there was four
people eating there, four four people in this whole restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You've actually painted a beautiful picture. I can see the
exact one we used to go to on the west side.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's the one I went to. It is, yeah, right
by the bluffs, man.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh my gosh, right, but it was good before the
panty right right right to the bluffs, man, panty hit.
They realized that that Uber Eats takes over their customer base,
doesn't even matter in person. Yeah, they just serve out
those wings, throw it at door, dash.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You exit, You take a left, and the bluffs are
on the you know, the blufs are on the right,
so you take a left. Yeah. I went to that one,
and I call and I'm saying, four people eating in
the restaurant rings Rings.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Hey not in two thousand and nineteen, who there was
If there was a bartender, she was hustling and slanging.
And you weren't leaving there anywhere under in four hours,
you know what I mean, truggers. Yeah, there was more
to watch than the TVs. There was also not Papa Shot.
(23:06):
There was Golden Tea, so we would do that and
would have our food on a side table with the apps.
Love oh you love the apps while we're playing Golden Tea,
while I'm betting on the TVs. And this is a Friday.
I can't even tell you what happened on a Saturday
night used to be phenomenal. No idea. What happened in
twenty twenty aka the panty.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, so answers It says, Hi, thank you for calling.
If you'd like to place to go order, it's a
lot easier if you go to our website. If you'd
like to speak to one of our team members, please
hold on the line, and then it comes we're too
busy to take your call, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm like, well, were you going to accomplish with that?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm calling about the crystal? Man?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh, I thought you were gonna complain.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I was calling.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, my bad.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I'm trying to catch them before they bust that table
because the crystal is sitting there on the table.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I mean, they weren't moving very fast exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You should be okay, only three people working in that
entire restaurant.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You could almost if you left right then make it
back before that table's even touched.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
So I call back a second time, ring ring, Thank
you for calling. But if you're trying to place this
go order, it's easier on our website. But if you'd
like to talk to a team member, Please hold on
the line.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
We have a manager just sitting at a booth with
his laptop open. Usually he's not even doing anything work related,
so he's pretty wide open.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, he's got a lot of times ands because we've
only got four customers in here. But that's okay. You
can hold on the line. We are too busy to
take your call. Goodbye, and it hangs up.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We have a manager who is eating wings for six
out of the seven meals of the week so far,
and and he violently craps during his breaks.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
So I said, screw it, I'll just make it back
there in time. I jump in the vehicle and I drive,
and I'm five minutes into the drive. I'm like, I'm
gonna try to call him one more time. Thank you
for calling. If you're trying to places to go order,
it's easier on our website. If you'd like to speak
to a team member, please hold on the line. Dude, dude, dude, Hello,
(25:26):
Please say your name, Thank you for calling. How can
I help you? Hey? Man, I was just in there
with my three boys. We were sitting kind of in
the middle section, one of those boots under the TVs
and one of them left a Chrystally.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Goes, yeah, hold on a second, buddy, all right, sorry
about that morning breakfast.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know it is, And he goes, I got it
in my pocket, would you mind taking it out? And
I said, oh, man, you're a hero. On my way
to get it right now. Seeing a couple, and I
show up and he's outside front smoking a cigarette right
there in front of the front door of the restaurant,
and he goes, I didn't know what it was, man,
but I saw it, and I said that sure is beautiful.
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Someone's gonna miss that. So I put it in my
pocket instead of the trash, and I said, man, you
don't even know the fight and the anger and the
sad and the tears that you just saved me. We
had a little bit of tears. But now that we
got it back, I think those tears and the emotions
are gonna be better. I want to say thank you.
Manning goes, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
More fluids going on at the house than in you
guy's bathroom and it's only not even noon. Have a
good day, sir.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Thanks for the crystal, but now do you mind go
clean the bathroom? Man?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Man, I saw that crystal and I knew my luck
was about to change. Man. I love power crystals.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And that then I drove home, didn't call and tell
my wife, didn't call to tell her to the kids. Hey,
I got the crystal. Now I just walked in the
front door, and I mean, they come running. Did you
get it? Did you get it? I'm like, sorry, guys,
but I got it? And that was my trip out
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with the boys.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Man, that's a perfect segue into raise first scer soccer game?
Break or no break? No?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
We can? You want to break? How long is it a?
Is it a?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, it's a phenomenal story.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
We'll take a break. We'll right back hit me with it.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I was gonna say that won't take that long. Oh, guys.
So I get an email.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hey, it's phenomenal, but short. Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I get an email from Nashville SC on Saturday and
they say, Sisson, do you want to go to your
first soccer game? It's on us. Two tickets? No way. Yes,
it was as easy as clicking through a couple things.
I got two twenty five dollars tickets.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Wow. Yeah, what section you're sitting in? Dude?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It was standing?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh so you were in the supporter section? Yes, were
they doing the drums and all that, and the people
are standing on the towers and leading the chance. Sure
you didn't go.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I get the email, jump on it, and they
email me these tickets like lickety split, Nashville SC versus
New York.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's who we played in the Concrete John where dreams
are made.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And I said, Baser, I got us two tickets to
Nashville SC. And I'm gonna sell them on tickpck. Oh,
she's not going to a soccer game. It's an hour
drive from us. And it was raining all day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It was absolutely beautiful on Saturday night. It might have
been seventy degrees, a nice cool breeze. It was absolutely
perfect soccer weather. And you go to the game, and
let me tell you, we go you could not tell
that it had been monsooning for like five days straight.
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Field dry as well. They are very smart with their
turf management. Pitch sorry, pitch, you son of a pitch.
I'm telling you. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
So I didn't want Bazer to think I was doing
any funny business. I said, hey, I'm going to be
on some websites here doing some handing over money. They
you know, some move in of stuff assets. I said, listen,
I got two tickets sent to me for free. I'm
selling them. They let you transfer the tickets. They don't
let you sell them on their site, but you can
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transfer them. So tick pick Boom listed them full price,
didn't sell. Wait a couple hours, still didn't sell. Drop
those suckers to ten dollars each, twelve dollars each, and
they sold like boom. Two pm in the afternoon, I
get an email, your tickets have sold. You made ten
dollars a time. I made twenty dollars sold my Nashville
(30:03):
sc tickets and I still haven't been to a game.
But hell of a promo that they got where they
just send you free tickets to these nashvilleites. Dude, and
whoever went uh? And then was Jessica, but it was
the guy's name was different than the email, But I
think Jessica. She got two tickets great price, half price,
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and I'm sure they had fun at the supporter section.
And how do we do? Do we win? What do
we do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Dude? We won again. We won two to one. I
mean phenomenal. We've been injured. I don't know how we
keep winning. Our depth is better than it's ever been.
Our coach is amazing. And we battled and we score one,
they tied up, we score another two to one. We
win the freaking game. And let me tell you, man,
my kids are into getting autographs. They got their little
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hats they get signed and they wear them to every game.
And they got them in the car and we get
in the gate and we go in the back through
room because everybody's got a pee before the game starts.
And Baby Box two looks at me and goes, I
forgot my hat in the car. He starts having a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm pro shop, no pro shop, my ass pro shop,
my ass pro shop, my ass.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We ain't going to no pro shop. I'm like, I'm sorry, Bud,
you can have him sign your shirt. And he's crying.
It's like it's okay. He's like, and my oldest goes, Dad,
why don't you just go back to the car and
get it. I'm like, I'm not walking the fifteen minutes
back to the car for this hat. That it's your
responsibility to bring to the game. Like, if you want
to bring it, you bring it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's why they made this eight by eight room. They
when you first walk into a venue that has tons
of bright colors. That's called a pro shop. When your
chick gets her purse taken up, when it starts raining,
when your chick didn't bring enough sweatshirts or clothes or
stuff for their skirts, and when your kid forgets their hat.
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That's why the pro shop was invented.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And that's why we walked by. The pro shopper said,
we ain't going there.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Baser, I got a cute sixty dollars tight and sweatshirt. Awesome.
I'm guaranteeing you'll never wear that color again. Like what
extra large only sweatshirt they had?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Like what you know, if you go to the sporting
goods store down the street, that's twenty five dollars. Yeah,
but I can say I got it at the stadium.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Like winter in Gatlinburg and we're freezing in a bar.
Random story. But Baser, oh, there's a shop right next door.
It's a little merchandise shop. Gatlinburg. Goes in there, gets
a sixty dollars sweater of two bears, sing, I will
literally never wear that ever again, and I still haven't
to this day. And that was seven years ago. I said, Baser,
never will I ever reach for the extra extra large
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hoodie you got at the merchandise store in Gallenberg. That
is literally two bears king each other.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That's why when you go to San Francisco, if you've
ever been to San Francisco, you don't realize how cold
it is. So you see every idiot in matching San
Francisco sweatshirts. Welcome to San Francisco, Welcome to the Golden
gate Bridge, San Francisco, the goal whatever. They all have
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the matching sweatshirts because guess what, they show up to
San Francisco without sweatshirts and it's cold, and they all
got to go to those little merchandise stores and buy
the sweatshirts.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Horrible planners.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Luckily, my wife and I she has a friend that
lives in San Francisco. When we were going and she
told us, hey, you guys don't realize how cold it
gets in San Francisco. Bring a sweatshirt. So us we
looked like locals everybody else tourist tourists. But anyway, so
he starts crying, and I'm like, it's okay, it's okay.
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We go to the bathroom and he walks out and
he sees mom and he goes up to her with
those little eyes, gets those crocodiles here and he's like,
I forgot my hat in the car. I mean, the
odds that they're gonna sign autographs, they don't sign them
every game.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't know. I see these pros, Jalen Brunson. He
was signing for all the kids.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
That's great. He's got time on his hands because the
NBA Finals doesn't start for another twelve days. They've just
been resting and luckily they were handing out these posters
with the mascot tempo and it was all about this
reading challenge for the summer, and it gave all the instructions.
So we got him one of those, and we go
and we sit down, we watch the game, and at
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the end of the game, they run down where the
players come out or go into the locker room, and
some of them come over and sign. Hey got his posters.
Sign And then here comes Honey Mooktar, What about Surage?
Is he playing any more? Sewage did make an appearance
for about eighteen minutes on Saturday night. He did come
back and play. He's been out with a back injury.
They got him a little bit of game time. Don't
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want to push him too much. Now we have a
off we should get absolutely healed. It should be amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
But Jessica figured the girl I sold the tags too.
She probably saw that in person.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
She did see that in person. He didn't do much
when he was on the field. He had a couple touches,
but nothing electric or anything. But it was good to
see him back out there. He got the standing oh
when he went in.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Come on, surage, touch me or touch the ball.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And so we we're all down there. They're getting the signatures
and here comes Honey mooktar and Baby Box three hands
him his hat, signs it. Baby Box two hands him
is a poster, he signs it. He gets the Baby
Box one and he's like high five. He gets high five.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I didn't know they're all related.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No, no, my son pulled his hat back. I'm like, dude,
what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Your son made the critical last second error.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
And he's like, oh no, remember dad, we met him
at that pizza place and we already got his signature
and I'm like, yeah, that was on your shirt. He
goes yeah. So he goes, no, I'm pretty sure he
signed my hat. So he's on here somewhere. I'm like,
you don't ever just say no, like, just get him
to sign it. It's okay to have it twice. He goes, no,
I'm good, I only need it once on the hat.
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But Lowlan, behold, he doesn't know it's not on his hat.
And he's the star and he's the star, and he literally, hey, honey,
Mutar looked him like, what you don't want me to sign?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
He hit it. It goes with the high five, with
the high five.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He literally was like, honey, Mutar gets to his hat
and he goes he pulled it back and goes high
five and got the high five.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's like what the Colorado Rockies did one time. They
said Fan Day, you go down there. I was whatever
eight fan Day, but no pens and there was no
such thing as cameras back then, I mean unless you
were rich. So what did I do? Shook hands with
everybody on the team.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I know, but no Andre's Galaraga, Dona chev Vinnie Kezdi,
Eric Young, elis Berg's Don Baylor bolt Wise. I shook
their hands.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wow, hey man, nice to meet.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I don't bite shake all their hands. Dad, thanks for
bringing a camera. I don't do photography. Your mom's the
one that does the cameras. I thought they'd be signing genius.
I give that to any team in the country do
a fan day, and they'll think they're gonna do autographs
and crap and be like, no pictures, no autographs, and
then they have to like shake people's hands and talk
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to them. It's just memories, priceless memories.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
It is. That is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But you can't sell on a secondhand shop.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Boom and that. I mean, I'm telling you that that
was so your first game. That was our game experience.
I was wondering. I was like, man, I didn't see
you there. I was looking.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Jessica was there.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
She looks like she had a good time. Won't take
a break, We'll right back. Oh dude, Can I just
tell you.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
No way you thought I actually went, I would have
hit you on no.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I literally thought you went.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
The second they sent me those tickets. I'm like, yep,
selling these.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I literally was so excited that you actually went.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I was too when I woke up and it said
do you want to go to your first game? And
I said nope, but I want to sell today nope,
but I'm down to get on a third party website.
How hard are he's going to be to sell? It?
Took a couple hours drop the price.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
I can I have to tell you. Since Wednesday, I
was like, man, I can't wait to hear his experience,
Like I wonder what him and Bezer did, Like how
did they get there?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
They uber?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
They Oh my, who did they go with?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
They go? If I lived in that part of town,
and if we were soccer fans, and if it wasn't raining,
I would have thought about it. All those other variables
were in play. I said, no.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Way, So anyway, I gotta talk.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I don't do rowing. I ain't going.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
No, your name's Rowan, You're not going rowing.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Have you been following the drama with Texas Texas Tech football.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I've been falling Texas Tech Softball and Mike Millar or
whatever White Chocolate and his daughter plays for the team.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, Jason Williams No, So Steve Sarkesian went on. I
don't know it was at SEC Media Days or what
he was at, but he talked about how, oh, there's
a one school in Texas has a much easier schedule
and they'll probably make it to the playoff because they
don't have to play such hard teams. And he was
talking about Texas Tech and Texas Texa coach goes, we'll
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play you, let's.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Go, We'll play because they got a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
They got a lot of money on we'll play you
first week of the season. But they already both have
games scheduled against Texas State and ableten. Christian. Well, now
the Texas Tech booster said, hey, I'll pay the buyoff fee.
Texas agree to play us, and I'll pay for your
buyout Vegans your opponent, and I'll pay for the one
we'll play you week one.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
This is gonna be better in LSU will miss.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
This is now. If Texas doesn't play them, they look
like little bees. Steve Sarkesian opened his mouth and said, hey,
and now Texas Tech put their nuts on the table
and said, let's go. We will play you. We are
not scared. If Texas does not play them, they look
like such little bees.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I saw this on the ESPN tab and I didn't
think he was clickable. I clicked on some Oh I
should have. They didn't do a good job. But with
the headline Joey Mack, I was like oh, Sarkisian made
some comments. They didn't say two teams want to play
each other because of said comments.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I mean, Joey Mack came out, I said, we'll play
you week one. I mean, where what can you do now?
If you're in Texas, you're backed into a corner, you
look scared, or you go play them, I mean and
you lose. I mean you have to play them. You
run your mouth, you better back it up. Don't let
your mouth write it. But what is it? Don't Yeah,
(41:02):
don't let your mouth write a check. Your ass cant
cash at.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
The restaurant restroom.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I want them to play so bad, Well they're not
going to. They're not going to cause Texas is scared.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And also it's a battle of who can do the
easiest schedule because we're letting in twelve teams. That's an
extra loss you could have, right, And it's all about
I mean, we learned already. Just go like who oh man.
It was like Tulane was in, but it was because
of their conference. There was like James Madison was.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
James Madison was in.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Tulane was in was yeah, dude, it was all about
you don't want like the three losses, but just do
some easy ones. You don't want to play in the
championship game, don't want you don't want to be good
enough to play in the conference championship.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Just miss the commerce championship so you can get in.
That's what you want. But Texas, you ran your mouth,
big boys, come and get some of that.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Texas.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's like, we'll play you at Texas Stadium, We'll play
at Jerry World. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's a cool coach. I've seen him interviewed on that.
He's so good and he's like, hey, I've heard he
has a group text with all the players and they
all just you know, it's like he's great at communicating.
And like if you have a group text with your
coach and they all just talk on there, that's pretty cool, right.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Really cool, like really freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Like I'm sure they're not totally real with him on there,
but they're probably not telling him exactly everything they're doing
on the weekend. But hey, coach, look who I knocked
back this weekend. Hey coach, or check what I'm doing
A sorry we late for practice. I got this dying
piece in my bed And he's like, oh, that's cool, man,
don't worry about being late. He coach, little hungover, ended
up getting the golden arch. Be it practice ten minutes late.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Hey coach picking up McDonald's on my way and you
want anything, Hey, Texas, balls in your corporals, balls in
your court. And speaking of ball, we got what you wanted. Ray,
Game freaking seven.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
That's a segue.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Game freaking seven.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I hate to say I'm Nostradamas. I hate to say
I'm I'm Einstein, I'm Lebtard, I'm really smart. Now let no,
I'm uh. I was trying to do smart. I'm I know, Kenneth,
Kenneth Frisno, my name's Frisnough. I know that's terrible. But
(43:17):
I said game seven. I said it's gonna be a
win loss, and I didn't know it was going to
be win by twenty. Next team wins by twenty, Next
team wins by twenty. Talk about not competitive. We got
a game seven. I guess with the structure of basketball
and shooting threes and runs, there's never now close games.
It's the new thing with basketball. I will say Games
one and two were close. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Games one and two were close, and then every the
game since it has been a blowout, so whoever wins
wins by a lot hasn't been exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But but I was wrong. It's not Sunday, it's Saturday.
I was too, Saturday is must see TV Saturday night,
seven pm. If I don't watch that minute of it,
take my man card.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Oh. I already pissed batter's box off. Already pissed him off.
I called him after the game last night and I'm like, dude,
what the game's on Saturday? I thought for sure it
would be on Sunday because they'd want more viewers. He's like, no,
it's on Saturday. And I was like, we have a
birthday party Saturday at seven dance.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Is it your own kid?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
And he goes, what do you mean? I said, oh,
it's one of the neighbors. He goes, who has a
party at seven o'clock on a Saturday. I said, no,
it's an adult party. He goes, oh, you do not
go to that.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Cancel it?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I said, nah, man, I don't know. We already
are SVPD. Yes. He goes, honey, do you hear this? Crap?
He's talking to his wife. Do you hear this? He's
gonna go to a neighbor's adult birthday party instead of
watching his favorite team, the Spurs. And she's like, well,
He's like that's inexcusable. That's inexcusable. Like this dude doesn't
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even watch sports anymore, Like, how are you gonna go?
Like they'll understand just it's not even that cool of
a birthday party, I bet. I'm like, well, I mean,
I don't know they said they were gonna you know,
have you know a DJ or something who cares about.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A DJ and the Spurs fandom right now? I'm not
saying bandwagoners, but good gosh, like Eddie's this, the other
guy is a Spurs fan. You're a Spurs fan. Your
brother's a Spurs fan. Yeah, uh, Billy is a Spurs fan.
Greg Stanzlowski's a Spurs fan. Kip Moore I learned off
Mike is a Spurs fan.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
The big Spurs fan. What is I he's taking? Every
time I've talked to him, he's talked about the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, what I'm telling you it's not bandwagon. But my
point is this, it's all the more reason for me
to root that hard against the Spurs. I freaking hate
the Spurs.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I know you at the very beginning of the playoffs.
You said, I can't have the Spurs win all those games.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Well they did, though, but but then I did predict
him to win it all. But I hate them that much,
they have to lose it. Like all these people like
the Stop well you're you're the box likes the Spurs.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yes, oh wolo oh. I was texting him and his dad.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
They like.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Last two games We've been texted.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
That's I'm done. I'm done. I'm rooting so hard. Me
and six White Claws are rooting so hard against the
Spurs on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Here's what I want. I need the Spurs to win.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I'm about to see you please to bet. No, No, I
need them to lose Ray but to get plus four.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I need the Spurs to win, and I need it
to be a close game. Please don't blowout like I
want it to come down to the last three minutes
and the Spurs win a thrilling game. No, it won't
be a blowout because the two best teams in my
opinion in the NBA, and they play amazing basketball. But
(46:45):
it seems like after the first two games, only if
one team plays good at a time. But these teams
are phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, if you's phenomenal, if you can bet it, I
would bet it's gonna be a four point game. It'll
be the closest one of the series. So if that's
a bet, do it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah. And I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I don't know who's winning it, but I'll tell you
one it's only gonna be four point game.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
But I will tell you Wimby still shot like eight
three pointers, and we need to stop shooting three pointers.
I know you made a few, but good God, please stop.
But I will tell you the one thing the Spurs
did well.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Tell the fans also to stop being stupid. When he
gets the ball around the three point line, they start
standing up and raising their hands. Guys, don't encourage him
to do that. That's not his shot.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
I will say the one thing the Spurs did that
I thought was freaking genius. We used to play Wimby
the first nine minutes of the quarter and then take
him out the last three minutes. Now we only played
him five or six minutes. That's what Bill had him out.
That's what Bill Hill does with Boomer got him out earlier,
so he's not getting as exhausted those nine minute stretches.
(47:46):
He was just worn out. He looked like he had
so much energy last night. It was great. That's what
the great Bill Hill didat Game seven. You and I
road trip Oklahoma City. We got to be there.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I mean, yeah, we'll be going to Oklahoma City, but
you're not gonna not for that reason.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, we're not really gonna go. Just joking.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
No, no, no, we're not gonna. If we it will
be Oklahoma City. You're correct.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh, you for the NBA Finals.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
We're going to Game seven? Dude, we got we gotta
leave today.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I didn't know if you're talking about the softball tournament,
and then I did Oklahoma City. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Our whole discussion was the other day about how busy
that city is, right, and someone said, it's really awesome,
And I thought of the third thing that's happening at
the same time in Nashville, but the construction. So at
CMA Fest, it's the construction and it's Nashville Soccer. There.
Anytime a city has two or three things at the
same time, it's a bottleneck question.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Do you want to go? On June eighth, Japan is
having an open practice at jiodis the nation for the
World Cup. That's their headquarters. Do you want to go?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Six? Is a Saturday set? That's a Monday Hell no?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh okay, I think it's in. I think it was
June eighth. I gotta look. But yeah. And so then
Batter's Box was real pissed at me when I kept
talking about the birthday part. It was like, idiot, there
is no birthday party, goes Oh my god, Oh my god.
I can't with you. I thought you were seriously gonna
go to a birthday party over the Spurs. There's no
damn birthday party. Had me, I know, But that's what
I do to him because he acts like I don't
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watch the games. You want one little email before we go? Yeah, coachers,
what's up? I would like to give a special shout
out to my wife Katie. Today May twenty ninth, we
celebrate ten years of marriage. Could not ask for a
better wife.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
How many years, faithful?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Thanks for being the best coach out there? Love Chris
maybe aka the Nose? Well, why do you need our pod?
You got your own pot to give her a shout out?
We're out, hey, guys, have a great weekend. Enjoy Game seven.
And remember this when you're watching the game. Go Spurs,
go say it with me, Go Spurs.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Go Audios and guys, I'm gonna have to start my
own podcast to talk about this memory Manzel fight, since
you we're never gonna get to it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh ahead to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, I'm gonna do a spinoff podcast, okay, so I
can talk about stuff that I want to talk.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Wasn't entertaining.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
It only lasted a minute. I was laughing my butt
off though, because it Neither one of them trained, and
they both stayed up till four am in Vegas at
Red Rock partying the night before with each other. Yeah,
so they're friends. They're friends. But Manziel was kicking like Manziz.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I saw him kicking.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Dude, how funny is that?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
He? Let me tell you, Manziel was pasty white.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
They both were really white and significantly overweight. People said
it looked like two sour cream tubes fighting each other.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
That's funny comparison.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
And Bob Bennery just does adderall and so like his
training consisted of, he would walk around this one guy
who has a mansion and he would jump on his
counters like the adderall made him do that, so he
didn't do any training, which it showed in the ring,
but he would just jump on counters like he would leapfrog.
And so I commented on one of his posts, I
was like, dude, why didn't you ever release the leap
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frog in the ring? You practiced it on adderall the
last two weeks. Where was the leap frog? Like, ain't
no ring? When are you ever going to use the
leap frog? Move?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Question? How much they get paid for that?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Memory just posted this morning, not bad, one minute of
my time and to get some punches to the face
for one million, not a bad day's work. I know
he got some because well he didn't get a million,
but he paid off some of the debts he had.
He paid Steve will do It one hundred and thirty
thousand that he owed him, and then a couple people
on he randomly oded people on Twitter and they're like, yep,
(51:42):
Bob Menory paid me thirty thousand today, another guy, Yep,
Bob Menory paid me twenty thousand a day. So he
covered up whatever five debts that he had. So I
think he got like a quarter of a million. I'd
want to say it's.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Not bad, not bad all right, man, We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
We got to go.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Man. We already said bye. Yeah, have a great weekend. Guy.
We we hey, thank you, thank you, audios. Go Spurs go,
Go Spurs, Go Go Spurs, Go, Go Spurs go.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I'm bay go to that sports bar and watch it.
You should, dude, it on the tv.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You probably not putty. A room available in the toilet is.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Off limits, maser. Hey, I gotta go use the restroom
for a second. No,
Thank you for listening to our podcast. We are a
spinoff podcast of the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Don't have to say that. Just do the intro. You
gotta do the intro music because I got an email
lunch I agree with Ray suggested that adding an intro
and an outro would be a great improvement. Your weekly
listeners would appreciate the extra effort to enhance the show's production.
Love the pod, Eddie Dias. So it looks like you
were right. So let's do the intro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
We're gonna do it live, Arnold you here. Yeah, I'm
ready to drake. It's ready for the weekend, baby, one
week to see my fist and two hundred and ten
days until our convention. That countdown brought to you by
Freeing Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Man, that's crazy. You did the math.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I just did seven months and thirty so two ten.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Yeah, but some days don't have thirty or months, right,
they have thirty one? Twenty eight?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Is there only?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I got a question, a serious questions. February the only
day with twenty eight only month with twenty eight days?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, everyone else is either thirty one or thirty. Thank you,
because that's why they do the finger thing. It's an
up knuckle, it's thirty one. Down knuckle, it's thirty. So
January's thirty one. February is the off one, so it's
twenty or twenty seven. February. March is thirty one, April
is thirty. May is thirty one this month, June is thirty,
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July is thirty one. August. I believe think goes they're thirty.
September thirty. August is the knuckle. So August thirty one,
September thirty, September, October thirty one, November yeap thirty, December
thirty one.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Wow, And I mean, I know we're this is so stupid,
and this is not this is not even on the menu.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But why what it's on the menu?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh what's on the menu? Ray's first professional soccer game.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
And I know we're never going to talk about it,
but the Bob Menery Men's l fight.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh I didn't even watch that crowd. I didn't watch
that crowd.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'll talk on my other podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I know we can talk about it, but I podcast,
you got to tell me that you want that to
be on the menu. And I got Texas versus Texas
Tech drama. I mean, oh, fantastic no, not even softball,
football and lunchboxes. Day out with his boys.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
It was a doozy.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's every Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then we might talk a little spurs at the end,
Spurs thunder did they play? Ah, they did play. We
might talk about it at the end. If we have time,
we might get to it. But everybody wants to intro,
so let's do the intro. But really, my question was,
why did they just put twenty eight days in February.
(02:55):
Why not just take a day away from one of
these other months and make it all even?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Ask the ad to aztex my name is Ben and
I and in it my name is Paul. It's up
to y'all make every month like I.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Take one day away from uh January and put it
in February. Take one day away from August, put it
in February. Boom, everybody's thirty days. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
My name's ataman Apia. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
That's pretty dang good.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
We're gonna do it. Why we are the one, two, three?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
So losers? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
the most about sports, so I give you the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Y'all had sis and I'm from the north. I'm an
alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashviwood Baser,
my wife, two point three acres, two point three three
three three two three acres, two kids at Vanderbilt Defrosting.
Justin moved to Michigan. He's supposed to be watching after him,
but he's there with his proctor or something and he's
learning for three months how to be a nurse or whatever.
He is a registered nurse are In. So I ran
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out of the intro. Guys, that's all I got over
to you.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Man, Man, I'm gonna tell you what I thought. It'd
be a great bonding experience. Wednesday, they had afternoon baseball
on Did you say bondage? No, no bonding with my
three boys, baby Box one, Baby Box two, Baby Box three.
I thought we could go to a establishment that has
(04:25):
lots of TVs, lots of beer on tap, lots of
food options that you can eat, twin peaks, something like that.
And I said, guys, we can go. We'll watch some baseball.
They have a special deal on where you can order
these apps and then you can just keep ordering the
(04:45):
apps and it's bottomless, and I said, it'll be great.
We can sit back, relax for a couple hours, enjoy ourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
What restaurant are you talking It's not even a restaurant
because I'm thinking in my head right now, Hooters. Buy
me Twin.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Peaks, Hooters. Maybe Chili's didn't have a lot of TVs.
It's a national thing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But Chili's has apps, but it has yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, but this has lots of TVs. TV's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Okay, is this a plug?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They got No, they got beer. When I get to it,
it's definitely not a plug. Okay, definitely not a plug.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I'm like, what are we doing with the explanation of
the establishment. They have wings there also, okay, yeah, and
he's playing dumb. I knew what you were talking about.
I didn't know you're gonna take your kids to a
girl in a plaid skirt at Twin Peaks. I mean
they don't wear anything there. I went there to lunch
and I it was one hell of a business lunch.
(05:45):
We accomplished nothing.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, all you did was lose a lot of drool.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What did what did you say? Oh? Yeah, the oh
that we can do a deal. Oh okay, yeah, you
like mountains too.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What, No, you're not talking about No, not her mountain,
the Andy's mountains. He gues, No, her name is Andy. Crap.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Uh, you wrote down on this napkin? Are we signing
as that can be our dog?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
That's your phone number on the napkin for the waitress.
Got it? Okay? What about me signing a deal? Okay,
we haven't been very productive. Let's just do a business
call on Monday.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah. So I'm like, boys, let's go. So we get
in the car and we're going and Baby Box two
has this crystal in his hand. It's like a rock
and inside this purple like crystal, and Babybox one, that's
my crystal. You took that out of my backpack. He's like, nah, man,
I found it. I found it on the front porch.
He goes, well, then it's mine. I took it out
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of my backpack and let it on the front porch.
Give it back now. And I have to mediate and say, hey, guys,
you don't know if that's your crystal until we get
home and you look in your backpack and for sure
it's not in there. No, my friend Joseph being gave
that to me in my class. It's my crystal. Another
(07:02):
way to say it is, hey, I think that's my crystal.
When I get home, I'll look at my backpack, just,
you know, make sure you don't lose it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Good.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
So he goes, all right, you better not lose it,
or you're buying me another one, and Baby Box two
is like, don't worry, I'm not gonna lose it. This
is foreshadowing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And we get to the restaurant and we walk in
and it has a sign please seat yourself. Someone will
be over to help you shortly. So we go in
there and we sit down at a table. It's a
booth really, two on one side, two on the other.
And we're sitting there and I'm like, oh, boys, let's
watch some baseball. There's not a single baseball game on
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these TVs. They have all the talk shows on the.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
TV, so they ain't paying for streaming.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
They have nothing but the talk shows on the TVs.
At a sports bar establishment, they are showing replays of
NFL games from last season on one of the channels.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You should go to my Mexican restaurant around the corner.
All they play is football. I don't watch UEFA.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I'm like, Okay, this is weird, Dad, Dad, which games
wherehere's the baseball I'm like, I look at my phone again.
I'm like, man, there's like five games.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
On right now. Okay, So there were day games on.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's why I thought it was a great idea,
because there were day games. I looked at the schedule.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Because we beat the streak, you only have day games
about once a week.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I want to say, yeah, it's getaway day, man. And
so I'm like, man, I do not understand this. And
so we're sitting there and all right, baby box two's
got the crystal. He's playing with it on the table,
and who are.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You trying to watch? Man? Like the Guardian, it was.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
The Nationals, Indians versus the Guardians. It was the Blue
Jays versus the Marlins. It was the Cardinals and the Brewers.
Big A's fan. No Cubs, Cubs, And so we're just
sitting there and sitting there and I mean, there's no
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one in this restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I assumed I've seen him in the last five years.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There's nobody. And there's one guy that's working on his
computer that has his you know his he works at
the restaurant. But he's got his computer out in the
booth diagonal for months and he's just sitting there on his.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Computer, probably supposed to be floating around.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Probably it's supposed to be a float or something. There's
the bartender behind the bar. Well, there's no one at
the bar, so he's just kind of leaned up against
the bar, playing on their phones. And we're just sitting here,
and we sit there a little bit longer. Uh, seven minutes,
still sitting there, Boy, I'd love a wing. H ten minutes,
(10:09):
still sitting there. And then the boys are like, Dad,
are we gonna get food or what? I'm hungry? I know, boys,
I know, I don't know. And this is at the
point you're deciding do we stay or do we go?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Well, you have got to bring it up to the
manager via the computer.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Go knock on his computer. But hey, excuse me, man, Like,
I know you're working on computer, but can we get
some help over here?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You text him, Wait, you go on the company website.
You send him a message and he goes, He goes,
bring goes to his computer and he responds to you,
we'll send someone over right away. Why didn't you just
tell me that in person? You didn't need to message
me on the computer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And there's one lady that works there, but she's sitting
in the booth with a guy, a girl, and two kids,
and she's just chatting with him, and she keeps going
back out to her car and coming back in. Then
she's handing the two kids like three dollars each, And
I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Strict management and wearing your kids to work.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And we're sitting there and it's been fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Say something to who?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
There is nobody too, there's no I don't know who
is who, And so I'm just sitting there.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
If a guy's got a name tag on, you're getting
spoken to. That's my rule of thumb. If you're wearing
a red shirt at a Target, I'm tapping you on
the shoulder. I don't give a crap. If you don't
work there, why are you wearing a shirt that's the
same color as the company?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Oh sorry, I don't work here, dude, I'm just a
college student wearing red.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
As it got up to the thirteen fourteen minute mark.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
I started you wearing red shirt into Target.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I started thinking, I'm going to do a science experiment
I'm just gonna sit here and wait and see how
long it takes.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
See my buddy Bjay starts his timer on his phone.
He always wants to know everything, so I'll always be like, guys,
in case you were wondering, it took him twenty minutes
to get us our drinks. He has a stopwatch going.
It's actually informative, it is.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just wanted to see, like, is there a reason
maybe this business is struggling? Is there a reason there's
not a lot of people in here? And so after
eighteen minutes, a guy comes over. He's like, hey, man,
sorry about that. Here's some menus, you know, you guys
right to order, And I'm like, no, no, you just
handed us the menus. Were not ready to order. Yeah,
(12:24):
I sped read it, but then I said, we'll just
take waters, you know, for everybody. Yeah, yeah, okay. So
it goes get the waters, comes back, and then he
disappears again and I'm like, oh, we like to order
at least some apps. We want to order some apps?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Man the double hands up because.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm like, this is after he took four minutes to
go get the waters, you know, like it was twenty
two minutes now At this point, I'm like, and no, no, no,
don't disappear. Now we need to order at least some apps.
And we order the apps. Great, and then I'm like, hey,
and by the way, man, like can we turn some
baseball on these TVs? Like we don't need, like my
kids don't enjoy these talk shows?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
A million dollar question?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And he's like, are y'all a sports bar?
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Or are you.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Guys gonna display the talk shows cool? And what good
is the talk shows if they're not the volumes not honest.
You just see McAfee up there, not talking, just talking,
but you can't hear it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
It's my number one thing, man. When I go into
a bar, I'm taking control of the TV. Now. Actually
I don't gamble. I've never done it since. But back
in the day they before i'd order a drink, I'd
order the remote. Oh, get out of here, Like dude,
I controlled that TV like it was my own in
my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Then I mean, he goes I'll see what I can do,
And he goes over and talks to the bartender, who's
just doing nothing at this point still and Boom Brewers
Cardinals on that TV, Boom Marlin's Blue Jay's on that
TV Boom Nationals and the Guardians on that TV, and
(13:55):
I'm like, what were you doing this whole day? Like
it's already in the fourth Like why would you not
have it on from the jump? You need something to
entertain your guests and the channel that's on Animal Planet.
Find something to put it on, Yes, find something.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
I mean, I actually respect one of my local spots
back where on the West Side, they throw it on
horse racing and you know what, damn it. If there
ain't baseball, if there ain't balls on, they threw it
on horse racing. I gotta respect that prop over to them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
They found something like watching a talk a sports talk
show with no audio is the dumbest thing in the world.
In a sports bar, yeah, they're showing nothing. So then
we order our food. It comes out and we're eating
everything crystals sitting right there on the table and Baby
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Box two is like dad, Dad, I'm like what, He goes,
I got a poop. M all right, let's go, I
said the Babybox one and three. I said, you guys
just sit here and eat. I'll be right back. And
then we go in the bathroom and he goes and
he tries to open the stall and I guess it's locked.
So we sit there and he's like, Dad, he starts
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dancing in the mirror and he's like, now your turned.
So we're having a dance off in the bathroom, okay.
And we dance off for about five minutes and I'm
not hearing any action in the stall, and I'm like,
is there anybody in there?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Stall number one?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Stall number two? And I knock on the door and nothing,
and I push down the handle and it opens and
he goes, oh, sorry, Dad, I thought it was locked. Sorry,
And I opened the door all the way and I
have never seen a more disgusting scene in my life.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
It looked like it had some ariosol cans color brown.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
There was crap covered toilet paper all over the ground,
not in the toilet, not I mean I'm talking all
over the ground.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's gotta be one of our truckers, Like did you
was his plaze along the interstate?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Like I like, how do you wipe your ass and
then just toss it in the air? Do you just
throw it up like confetti? Like what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's one of those that's just so violent. He was
probably reaching for stuff and just you know, he's really
just trying to plug a hole.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
But why are you just throwing the toilet paper on
the ground, That's what I'm saying. He was, no, no,
just like, once you're done, just dropping the toilet.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Right, right, right, right, But he was in a rapid
rate trying to get as much as he could to
to essentially blockade the straits of hummets maybe.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
And I'm like, I mean there's crap color covered toilet
paper everywhere. I'm like, all right, don't step on don't
step on it. And then I make my way from
the ground up to the toilet. There was crap. I'm
talking human feces all over the back of the toilet.
(17:21):
Like the dude didn't even poop in the toilet.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm telling you, that's got to be that hot when
you're getting the wings mild and medium.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
I do not understand how you can aim your butt
to hit the top back of the toilet, Like, how
does that happen? Like not unlike a little bit on
the rim, you know what I mean. Okay, I see
you moved your button. It got a little streak. I
am talking poop all over the back and top of
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the toilet.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Well, what I call that is a fire breathing anus
it sometimes it gets.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Us and I'm like, we can't sit. I'm not gonna
clean that. There's no way I'm gonna clean it. This
This poor six year old is dancing because he's like, Dad,
I'm gonna put my pants, I'm gonna poop my pants.
And I'm looking at myself. I'm like, I think I'd
rather you poop your pants then sit on that toilet
where there's just crap everywhere, and we are dodging crap
(18:21):
filled toilet paper all over the ground. I was like,
all right, we can't go in.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Here, and you gotta thank the manager. Hey, I just
basically performed a custodial service for your business. Would you
mind cleaning it? Thanks?
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And I guarantee you know what the employee would say,
I'm not cleaning that, because that's what I would have
said if someone came to me and I and that
wasn't my crap. There ain't no way I'm cleaning that.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
If I'm a manager, which I will be when we
open a restaurant. First thing, I'm doing TV's second thing, bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So I'm like, all right, we'll just go on the
women's we'll just go in the women's they got stalls,
and Baby Boxers like, no, I'm not going in there, son,
you're they I'm like, let's just go in and goes No,
I'm not going in there, am.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I all right? Dang right, you're not.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
So I go back to the table and I'm like, boys,
we gotta wrap it up. We gotta go. And he's
why your brother's got a poop and the bathroom is
a it's a war zone in there. What do you
mean there's poop all over?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I want to see.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
I want to see. No, no, no, we're not going in
there to see it. It's not a museum. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
There's library books. It's really boring. Why would you make
it so it sounds exciting?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
I shouldn't have it. And then Baby box two is like, Dad,
I really gotta go. I really gotta go. I can
sit on that toilet. I'll just be real careful. And
I said, we are not sitting on that toilet, like,
we are not going back in there. You're not gonna
be careful because there is human poop all over.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It's got to be the night shift before they are
at fault and the morning shift. That should be clean
before anybody goes into their first customer.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
And well, I'm sure it was clean in the morning.
So someone in that time was that had been opened
for dirt for day bit heaspall it. It was twelve
forty five, so it had been open an hour and
forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It would be rare for someone to have violent squirts
at noon.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
It was awful. Saw Mike to go boxes, Let's go,
we gotta get, we gotta get. We pay boom boom,
get in the car, drive home and we pull up to.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
The house after the break.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Drama, right after the break We'll be right back. Sorry,
the pen wasn't work and I had to write the
time down.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Nothing better than dead air, well a tease, and then
also that never gets paid off with dead air.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
We pull up to the house getting out of the
car and Baby Box two, I forgot the crystal. I
forgot the crystal.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, now James has himself a lucky pocket crystal.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And he immediately Crystal and baby Box when I told
you were gonna lose it, You're buying me a new
one with your own money. You're buying me a new one.
And they're yelling at each other. Baby Box two is
feeling extremely guilty. He is crying. He runs to the
side of the house. I'm like, dude, get inside. You
gotta go poop, because at that point I I'd rather
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him have poop his pants and go back in that bathroom.
So we drove home.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
They left the crystal in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
No, he left it on the table.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Oh, because they always say blood diamonds, blood as well. Oh,
this was poop diamond. Dude.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I would have never gone and looked for it. I wouldn't.
And so I'm like, all right, let me call the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Hey, Leo, no are doing DiCaprio. I got a movie,
haddaforia poop crystal Guy's blood diamond. Hell of a movie.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I've heard it's really good. Never seen it. But I
want to apologize everybody this morning about our talk about
all the poop. But this, I mean, it's a it's
a real story, this is real life. This is what
happened on Wednesday. And so I called a right And
let me tell you, when we left, there was four
people eating there, four four people in this whole restaurant.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
You've actually painted a beautiful picture. I can see the
exact one we used to go to on the west side.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
That's the one I went to. It is, yeah, right
by the bluffs, man.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Oh my gosh, right, but it was good before the
panty right right right to the bluffs, man, panty hit.
They realized that that Uber Eats takes over their customer base,
doesn't even matter in person. Yeah, they just serve out
those wings, throw it at door, dash.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You exit, You take a left, and the bluffs are
on the you know, the blufs are on the right,
so you take a left. Yeah. I went to that one,
and I call and I'm saying, four people eating in
the restaurant rings Rings.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Hey not in two thousand and nineteen, who there was
If there was a bartender, she was hustling and slanging.
And you weren't leaving there anywhere under in four hours,
you know what I mean, truggers. Yeah, there was more
to watch than the TVs. There was also not Papa Shot.
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There was Golden Tea, so we would do that and
would have our food on a side table with the apps.
Love oh you love the apps while we're playing Golden Tea,
while I'm betting on the TVs. And this is a Friday.
I can't even tell you what happened on a Saturday
night used to be phenomenal. No idea. What happened in
twenty twenty aka the panty.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, so answers It says, Hi, thank you for calling.
If you'd like to place to go order, it's a
lot easier if you go to our website. If you'd
like to speak to one of our team members, please
hold on the line, and then it comes we're too
busy to take your call, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I'm like, well, were you going to accomplish with that?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I'm calling about the crystal? Man?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh, I thought you were gonna complain.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
I was calling.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Okay, my bad.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I'm trying to catch them before they bust that table
because the crystal is sitting there on the table.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
I mean, they weren't moving very fast exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
You should be okay, only three people working in that
entire restaurant.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
You could almost if you left right then make it
back before that table's even touched.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
So I call back a second time, ring ring, Thank
you for calling. But if you're trying to place this
go order, it's easier on our website. But if you'd
like to talk to a team member, Please hold on
the line.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
We have a manager just sitting at a booth with
his laptop open. Usually he's not even doing anything work related,
so he's pretty wide open.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yeah, he's got a lot of times ands because we've
only got four customers in here. But that's okay. You
can hold on the line. We are too busy to
take your call. Goodbye, and it hangs up.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We have a manager who is eating wings for six
out of the seven meals of the week so far,
and and he violently craps during his breaks.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
So I said, screw it, I'll just make it back
there in time. I jump in the vehicle and I drive,
and I'm five minutes into the drive. I'm like, I'm
gonna try to call him one more time. Thank you
for calling. If you're trying to places to go order,
it's easier on our website. If you'd like to speak
to a team member, please hold on the line. Dude, dude, dude, Hello,
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Please say your name, Thank you for calling. How can
I help you? Hey? Man, I was just in there
with my three boys. We were sitting kind of in
the middle section, one of those boots under the TVs
and one of them left a Chrystally.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Goes, yeah, hold on a second, buddy, all right, sorry
about that morning breakfast.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know it is, And he goes, I got it
in my pocket, would you mind taking it out? And
I said, oh, man, you're a hero. On my way
to get it right now. Seeing a couple, and I
show up and he's outside front smoking a cigarette right
there in front of the front door of the restaurant,
and he goes, I didn't know what it was, man,
but I saw it, and I said that sure is beautiful.
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Someone's gonna miss that. So I put it in my
pocket instead of the trash, and I said, man, you
don't even know the fight and the anger and the
sad and the tears that you just saved me. We
had a little bit of tears. But now that we
got it back, I think those tears and the emotions
are gonna be better. I want to say thank you.
Manning goes, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
More fluids going on at the house than in you
guy's bathroom and it's only not even noon. Have a
good day, sir.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Thanks for the crystal, but now do you mind go
clean the bathroom? Man?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Man, I saw that crystal and I knew my luck
was about to change. Man. I love power crystals.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And that then I drove home, didn't call and tell
my wife, didn't call to tell her to the kids. Hey,
I got the crystal. Now I just walked in the
front door, and I mean, they come running. Did you
get it? Did you get it? I'm like, sorry, guys,
but I got it? And that was my trip out
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with the boys.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Man, that's a perfect segue into raise first scer soccer game?
Break or no break? No?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
We can? You want to break? How long is it a?
Is it a?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, it's a phenomenal story.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
We'll take a break. We'll right back hit me with it.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
I was gonna say that won't take that long. Oh, guys.
So I get an email.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hey, it's phenomenal, but short. Okay.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
I get an email from Nashville SC on Saturday and
they say, Sisson, do you want to go to your
first soccer game? It's on us. Two tickets? No way. Yes,
it was as easy as clicking through a couple things.
I got two twenty five dollars tickets.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Wow. Yeah, what section you're sitting in? Dude?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
It was standing?
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Oh so you were in the supporter section? Yes, were
they doing the drums and all that, and the people
are standing on the towers and leading the chance. Sure
you didn't go.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
So I get the email, jump on it, and they
email me these tickets like lickety split, Nashville SC versus
New York.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
That's who we played in the Concrete John where dreams
are made.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
And I said, Baser, I got us two tickets to
Nashville SC. And I'm gonna sell them on tickpck. Oh,
she's not going to a soccer game. It's an hour
drive from us. And it was raining all day.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
It was absolutely beautiful on Saturday night. It might have
been seventy degrees, a nice cool breeze. It was absolutely
perfect soccer weather. And you go to the game, and
let me tell you, we go you could not tell
that it had been monsooning for like five days straight.
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Field dry as well. They are very smart with their
turf management. Pitch sorry, pitch, you son of a pitch.
I'm telling you. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
So I didn't want Bazer to think I was doing
any funny business. I said, hey, I'm going to be
on some websites here doing some handing over money. They
you know, some move in of stuff assets. I said, listen,
I got two tickets sent to me for free. I'm
selling them. They let you transfer the tickets. They don't
let you sell them on their site, but you can
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transfer them. So tick pick Boom listed them full price,
didn't sell. Wait a couple hours, still didn't sell. Drop
those suckers to ten dollars each, twelve dollars each, and
they sold like boom. Two pm in the afternoon, I
get an email, your tickets have sold. You made ten
dollars a time. I made twenty dollars sold my Nashville
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sc tickets and I still haven't been to a game.
But hell of a promo that they got where they
just send you free tickets to these nashvilleites. Dude, and
whoever went uh? And then was Jessica, but it was
the guy's name was different than the email, But I
think Jessica. She got two tickets great price, half price,
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and I'm sure they had fun at the supporter section.
And how do we do? Do we win? What do
we do? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Dude? We won again. We won two to one. I
mean phenomenal. We've been injured. I don't know how we
keep winning. Our depth is better than it's ever been.
Our coach is amazing. And we battled and we score one,
they tied up, we score another two to one. We
win the freaking game. And let me tell you, man,
my kids are into getting autographs. They got their little
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hats they get signed and they wear them to every game.
And they got them in the car and we get
in the gate and we go in the back through
room because everybody's got a pee before the game starts.
And Baby Box two looks at me and goes, I
forgot my hat in the car. He starts having a meltdown.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'm pro shop, no pro shop, my ass pro shop,
my ass pro shop, my ass.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
We ain't going to no pro shop. I'm like, I'm sorry, Bud,
you can have him sign your shirt. And he's crying.
It's like it's okay. He's like, and my oldest goes, Dad,
why don't you just go back to the car and
get it. I'm like, I'm not walking the fifteen minutes
back to the car for this hat. That it's your
responsibility to bring to the game. Like, if you want
to bring it, you bring it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That's why they made this eight by eight room. They
when you first walk into a venue that has tons
of bright colors. That's called a pro shop. When your
chick gets her purse taken up, when it starts raining,
when your chick didn't bring enough sweatshirts or clothes or
stuff for their skirts, and when your kid forgets their hat.
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That's why the pro shop was invented.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
And that's why we walked by. The pro shopper said,
we ain't going there.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Baser, I got a cute sixty dollars tight and sweatshirt. Awesome.
I'm guaranteeing you'll never wear that color again. Like what
extra large only sweatshirt they had?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Like what you know, if you go to the sporting
goods store down the street, that's twenty five dollars. Yeah,
but I can say I got it at the stadium.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Like winter in Gatlinburg and we're freezing in a bar.
Random story. But Baser, oh, there's a shop right next door.
It's a little merchandise shop. Gatlinburg. Goes in there, gets
a sixty dollars sweater of two bears, sing, I will
literally never wear that ever again, and I still haven't
to this day. And that was seven years ago. I said, Baser,
never will I ever reach for the extra extra large
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hoodie you got at the merchandise store in Gallenberg. That
is literally two bears king each other.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
That's why when you go to San Francisco, if you've
ever been to San Francisco, you don't realize how cold
it is. So you see every idiot in matching San
Francisco sweatshirts. Welcome to San Francisco, Welcome to the Golden
gate Bridge, San Francisco, the goal whatever. They all have
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the matching sweatshirts because guess what, they show up to
San Francisco without sweatshirts and it's cold, and they all
got to go to those little merchandise stores and buy
the sweatshirts.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Horrible planners.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Luckily, my wife and I she has a friend that
lives in San Francisco. When we were going and she
told us, hey, you guys don't realize how cold it
gets in San Francisco. Bring a sweatshirt. So us we
looked like locals everybody else tourist tourists. But anyway, so
he starts crying, and I'm like, it's okay, it's okay.
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We go to the bathroom and he walks out and
he sees mom and he goes up to her with
those little eyes, gets those crocodiles here and he's like,
I forgot my hat in the car. I mean, the
odds that they're gonna sign autographs, they don't sign them
every game.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
I don't know. I see these pros, Jalen Brunson. He
was signing for all the kids.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
That's great. He's got time on his hands because the
NBA Finals doesn't start for another twelve days. They've just
been resting and luckily they were handing out these posters
with the mascot tempo and it was all about this
reading challenge for the summer, and it gave all the instructions.
So we got him one of those, and we go
and we sit down, we watch the game, and at
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the end of the game, they run down where the
players come out or go into the locker room, and
some of them come over and sign. Hey got his posters.
Sign And then here comes Honey Mooktar, What about Surage?
Is he playing any more? Sewage did make an appearance
for about eighteen minutes on Saturday night. He did come
back and play. He's been out with a back injury.
They got him a little bit of game time. Don't
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want to push him too much. Now we have a
off we should get absolutely healed. It should be amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
But Jessica figured the girl I sold the tags too.
She probably saw that in person.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
She did see that in person. He didn't do much
when he was on the field. He had a couple touches,
but nothing electric or anything. But it was good to
see him back out there. He got the standing oh
when he went in.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Come on, surage, touch me or touch the ball.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And so we we're all down there. They're getting the signatures
and here comes Honey mooktar and Baby Box three hands
him his hat, signs it. Baby Box two hands him
is a poster, he signs it. He gets the Baby
Box one and he's like high five. He gets high five.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
I didn't know they're all related.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
No, no, my son pulled his hat back. I'm like, dude,
what are you doing.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Your son made the critical last second error.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
And he's like, oh no, remember dad, we met him
at that pizza place and we already got his signature
and I'm like, yeah, that was on your shirt. He
goes yeah. So he goes, no, I'm pretty sure he
signed my hat. So he's on here somewhere. I'm like,
you don't ever just say no, like, just get him
to sign it. It's okay to have it twice. He goes, no,
I'm good, I only need it once on the hat.
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But Lowlan, behold, he doesn't know it's not on his hat.
And he's the star and he's the star, and he literally, hey, honey,
Mutar looked him like, what you don't want me to sign?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
He hit it. It goes with the high five, with
the high five.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
He literally was like, honey, Mutar gets to his hat
and he goes he pulled it back and goes high
five and got the high five.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It's like what the Colorado Rockies did one time. They
said Fan Day, you go down there. I was whatever
eight fan Day, but no pens and there was no
such thing as cameras back then, I mean unless you
were rich. So what did I do? Shook hands with
everybody on the team.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
I know, but no Andre's Galaraga, Dona chev Vinnie Kezdi,
Eric Young, elis Berg's Don Baylor bolt Wise. I shook
their hands.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Wow, hey man, nice to meet.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
I don't bite shake all their hands. Dad, thanks for
bringing a camera. I don't do photography. Your mom's the
one that does the cameras. I thought they'd be signing genius.
I give that to any team in the country do
a fan day, and they'll think they're gonna do autographs
and crap and be like, no pictures, no autographs, and
then they have to like shake people's hands and talk
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to them. It's just memories, priceless memories.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
It is. That is pretty good.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
But you can't sell on a secondhand shop.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Boom and that. I mean, I'm telling you that that
was so your first game. That was our game experience.
I was wondering. I was like, man, I didn't see
you there. I was looking.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Jessica was there.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
She looks like she had a good time. Won't take
a break, We'll right back. Oh dude, Can I just
tell you.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
No way you thought I actually went, I would have
hit you on no.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
I literally thought you went.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
The second they sent me those tickets. I'm like, yep,
selling these.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I literally was so excited that you actually went.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
I was too when I woke up and it said
do you want to go to your first game? And
I said nope, but I want to sell today nope,
but I'm down to get on a third party website.
How hard are he's going to be to sell? It?
Took a couple hours drop the price.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
I can I have to tell you. Since Wednesday, I
was like, man, I can't wait to hear his experience,
Like I wonder what him and Bezer did, Like how
did they get there?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
They uber?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
They Oh my, who did they go with?
Speaker 1 (38:42):
They go? If I lived in that part of town,
and if we were soccer fans, and if it wasn't raining,
I would have thought about it. All those other variables
were in play. I said, no.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Way, So anyway, I gotta talk.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
I don't do rowing. I ain't going.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
No, your name's Rowan, You're not going rowing.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
No.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Have you been following the drama with Texas Texas Tech football.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
I've been falling Texas Tech Softball and Mike Millar or
whatever White Chocolate and his daughter plays for the team.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Well, Jason Williams No, So Steve Sarkesian went on. I
don't know it was at SEC Media Days or what
he was at, but he talked about how, oh, there's
a one school in Texas has a much easier schedule
and they'll probably make it to the playoff because they
don't have to play such hard teams. And he was
talking about Texas Tech and Texas Texa coach goes, we'll
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play you, let's.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Go, We'll play because they got a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
They got a lot of money on we'll play you
first week of the season. But they already both have
games scheduled against Texas State and ableten. Christian. Well, now
the Texas Tech booster said, hey, I'll pay the buyoff fee.
Texas agree to play us, and I'll pay for your
buyout Vegans your opponent, and I'll pay for the one
we'll play you week one.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
This is gonna be better in LSU will miss.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
This is now. If Texas doesn't play them, they look
like little bees. Steve Sarkesian opened his mouth and said, hey,
and now Texas Tech put their nuts on the table
and said, let's go. We will play you. We are
not scared. If Texas does not play them, they look
like such little bees.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
I saw this on the ESPN tab and I didn't
think he was clickable. I clicked on some Oh I
should have. They didn't do a good job. But with
the headline Joey Mack, I was like oh, Sarkisian made
some comments. They didn't say two teams want to play
each other because of said comments.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
I mean, Joey Mack came out, I said, we'll play
you week one. I mean, where what can you do now?
If you're in Texas, you're backed into a corner, you
look scared, or you go play them, I mean and
you lose. I mean you have to play them. You
run your mouth, you better back it up. Don't let
your mouth write it. But what is it? Don't Yeah,
(41:02):
don't let your mouth write a check. Your ass cant
cash at.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
The restaurant restroom.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
I want them to play so bad, Well they're not
going to. They're not going to cause Texas is scared.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
And also it's a battle of who can do the
easiest schedule because we're letting in twelve teams. That's an
extra loss you could have, right, And it's all about
I mean, we learned already. Just go like who oh man.
It was like Tulane was in, but it was because
of their conference. There was like James Madison was.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
James Madison was in.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Tulane was in was yeah, dude, it was all about
you don't want like the three losses, but just do
some easy ones. You don't want to play in the
championship game, don't want you don't want to be good
enough to play in the conference championship.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Just miss the commerce championship so you can get in.
That's what you want. But Texas, you ran your mouth,
big boys, come and get some of that.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Texas.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
There's like, we'll play you at Texas Stadium, We'll play
at Jerry World. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
That's a cool coach. I've seen him interviewed on that.
He's so good and he's like, hey, I've heard he
has a group text with all the players and they
all just you know, it's like he's great at communicating.
And like if you have a group text with your
coach and they all just talk on there, that's pretty cool, right.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Really cool, like really freaking cool.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Like I'm sure they're not totally real with him on there,
but they're probably not telling him exactly everything they're doing
on the weekend. But hey, coach, look who I knocked
back this weekend. Hey coach, or check what I'm doing
A sorry we late for practice. I got this dying
piece in my bed And he's like, oh, that's cool, man,
don't worry about being late. He coach, little hungover, ended
up getting the golden arch. Be it practice ten minutes late.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Hey coach picking up McDonald's on my way and you
want anything, Hey, Texas, balls in your corporals, balls in
your court. And speaking of ball, we got what you wanted. Ray,
Game freaking seven.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
That's a segue.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Game freaking seven.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
I hate to say I'm Nostradamas. I hate to say
I'm I'm Einstein, I'm Lebtard, I'm really smart. Now let no,
I'm uh. I was trying to do smart. I'm I know, Kenneth,
Kenneth Frisno, my name's Frisnough. I know that's terrible. But
(43:17):
I said game seven. I said it's gonna be a
win loss, and I didn't know it was going to
be win by twenty. Next team wins by twenty, Next
team wins by twenty. Talk about not competitive. We got
a game seven. I guess with the structure of basketball
and shooting threes and runs, there's never now close games.
It's the new thing with basketball. I will say Games
one and two were close. What is happening?
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Games one and two were close, and then every the
game since it has been a blowout, so whoever wins
wins by a lot hasn't been exciting.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
But but I was wrong. It's not Sunday, it's Saturday.
I was too, Saturday is must see TV Saturday night,
seven pm. If I don't watch that minute of it,
take my man card.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Oh. I already pissed batter's box off. Already pissed him off.
I called him after the game last night and I'm like, dude,
what the game's on Saturday? I thought for sure it
would be on Sunday because they'd want more viewers. He's like, no,
it's on Saturday. And I was like, we have a
birthday party Saturday at seven dance.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Is it your own kid?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
And he goes, what do you mean? I said, oh,
it's one of the neighbors. He goes, who has a
party at seven o'clock on a Saturday. I said, no,
it's an adult party. He goes, oh, you do not
go to that.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
Cancel it?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
And I said, nah, man, I don't know. We already
are SVPD. Yes. He goes, honey, do you hear this? Crap?
He's talking to his wife. Do you hear this? He's
gonna go to a neighbor's adult birthday party instead of
watching his favorite team, the Spurs. And she's like, well,
He's like that's inexcusable. That's inexcusable. Like this dude doesn't
(44:53):
even watch sports anymore, Like, how are you gonna go?
Like they'll understand just it's not even that cool of
a birthday party, I bet. I'm like, well, I mean,
I don't know they said they were gonna you know,
have you know a DJ or something who cares about.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
A DJ and the Spurs fandom right now? I'm not
saying bandwagoners, but good gosh, like Eddie's this, the other
guy is a Spurs fan. You're a Spurs fan. Your
brother's a Spurs fan. Yeah, uh, Billy is a Spurs fan.
Greg Stanzlowski's a Spurs fan. Kip Moore I learned off
Mike is a Spurs fan.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
The big Spurs fan. What is I he's taking? Every
time I've talked to him, he's talked about the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Well, what I'm telling you it's not bandwagon. But my
point is this, it's all the more reason for me
to root that hard against the Spurs. I freaking hate
the Spurs.
Speaker 2 (45:42):
I know you at the very beginning of the playoffs.
You said, I can't have the Spurs win all those games.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Well they did, though, but but then I did predict
him to win it all. But I hate them that much,
they have to lose it. Like all these people like
the Stop well you're you're the box likes the Spurs.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yes, oh wolo oh. I was texting him and his dad.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
They like.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Last two games We've been texted.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
That's I'm done. I'm done. I'm rooting so hard. Me
and six White Claws are rooting so hard against the
Spurs on Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Here's what I want. I need the Spurs to win.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
I'm about to see you please to bet. No, No, I
need them to lose Ray but to get plus four.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I need the Spurs to win, and I need it
to be a close game. Please don't blowout like I
want it to come down to the last three minutes
and the Spurs win a thrilling game. No, it won't
be a blowout because the two best teams in my
opinion in the NBA, and they play amazing basketball. But
(46:45):
it seems like after the first two games, only if
one team plays good at a time. But these teams
are phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Yeah, if you's phenomenal, if you can bet it, I
would bet it's gonna be a four point game. It'll
be the closest one of the series. So if that's
a bet, do it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Yeah. And I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
I don't know who's winning it, but I'll tell you
one it's only gonna be four point game.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
But I will tell you Wimby still shot like eight
three pointers, and we need to stop shooting three pointers.
I know you made a few, but good God, please stop.
But I will tell you the one thing the Spurs
did well.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Tell the fans also to stop being stupid. When he
gets the ball around the three point line, they start
standing up and raising their hands. Guys, don't encourage him
to do that. That's not his shot.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
I will say the one thing the Spurs did that
I thought was freaking genius. We used to play Wimby
the first nine minutes of the quarter and then take
him out the last three minutes. Now we only played
him five or six minutes. That's what Bill had him out.
That's what Bill Hill does with Boomer got him out earlier,
so he's not getting as exhausted those nine minute stretches.
(47:46):
He was just worn out. He looked like he had
so much energy last night. It was great. That's what
the great Bill Hill didat Game seven. You and I
road trip Oklahoma City. We got to be there.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
I mean, yeah, we'll be going to Oklahoma City, but
you're not gonna not for that reason.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah, we're not really gonna go. Just joking.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
No, no, no, we're not gonna. If we it will
be Oklahoma City. You're correct.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh, you for the NBA Finals.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah, what were you saying?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
We're going to Game seven? Dude, we got we gotta
leave today.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I didn't know if you're talking about the softball tournament,
and then I did Oklahoma City. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Our whole discussion was the other day about how busy
that city is, right, and someone said, it's really awesome,
And I thought of the third thing that's happening at
the same time in Nashville, but the construction. So at
CMA Fest, it's the construction and it's Nashville Soccer. There.
Anytime a city has two or three things at the
same time, it's a bottleneck question.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Do you want to go? On June eighth, Japan is
having an open practice at jiodis the nation for the
World Cup. That's their headquarters. Do you want to go?
Speaker 1 (48:55):
Six? Is a Saturday set? That's a Monday Hell no?
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Oh okay, I think it's in. I think it was
June eighth. I gotta look. But yeah. And so then
Batter's Box was real pissed at me when I kept
talking about the birthday part. It was like, idiot, there
is no birthday party, goes Oh my god, Oh my god.
I can't with you. I thought you were seriously gonna
go to a birthday party over the Spurs. There's no
damn birthday party. Had me, I know, But that's what
I do to him because he acts like I don't
(49:19):
watch the games. You want one little email before we go? Yeah, coachers,
what's up? I would like to give a special shout
out to my wife Katie. Today May twenty ninth, we
celebrate ten years of marriage. Could not ask for a
better wife.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
How many years, faithful?
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Thanks for being the best coach out there? Love Chris
maybe aka the Nose? Well, why do you need our pod?
You got your own pot to give her a shout out?
We're out, hey, guys, have a great weekend. Enjoy Game seven.
And remember this when you're watching the game. Go Spurs,
go say it with me, Go Spurs.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Go Audios and guys, I'm gonna have to start my
own podcast to talk about this memory Manzel fight, since
you we're never gonna get to it.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Oh ahead to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
No, I'm gonna do a spinoff podcast, okay, so I
can talk about stuff that I want to talk.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Wasn't entertaining.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
It only lasted a minute. I was laughing my butt
off though, because it Neither one of them trained, and
they both stayed up till four am in Vegas at
Red Rock partying the night before with each other. Yeah,
so they're friends. They're friends. But Manziel was kicking like Manziz.
Speaker 2 (50:27):
I saw him kicking.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Dude, how funny is that?
Speaker 2 (50:29):
He? Let me tell you, Manziel was pasty white.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
They both were really white and significantly overweight. People said
it looked like two sour cream tubes fighting each other.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
That's funny comparison.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
And Bob Bennery just does adderall and so like his
training consisted of, he would walk around this one guy
who has a mansion and he would jump on his
counters like the adderall made him do that, so he
didn't do any training, which it showed in the ring,
but he would just jump on counters like he would leapfrog.
And so I commented on one of his posts, I
was like, dude, why didn't you ever release the leap
(51:09):
frog in the ring? You practiced it on adderall the
last two weeks. Where was the leap frog? Like, ain't
no ring? When are you ever going to use the
leap frog? Move?
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Question? How much they get paid for that?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
Memory just posted this morning, not bad, one minute of
my time and to get some punches to the face
for one million, not a bad day's work. I know
he got some because well he didn't get a million,
but he paid off some of the debts he had.
He paid Steve will do It one hundred and thirty
thousand that he owed him, and then a couple people
on he randomly oded people on Twitter and they're like, yep,
(51:42):
Bob Menory paid me thirty thousand today, another guy, Yep,
Bob Menory paid me twenty thousand a day. So he
covered up whatever five debts that he had. So I
think he got like a quarter of a million. I'd
want to say it's.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Not bad, not bad all right, man, We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
We got to go.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Man. We already said bye. Yeah, have a great weekend. Guy.
We we hey, thank you, thank you, audios. Go Spurs go,
Go Spurs, Go Go Spurs, Go, Go Spurs go.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I'm bay go to that sports bar and watch it.
You should, dude, it on the tv.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
You probably not putty. A room available in the toilet is.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
Off limits, maser. Hey, I gotta go use the restroom
for a second. No,
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