August 30, 2026 • 48 mins
Sunrise or Sunset: Lunchbox and Ray have the debate about which one is better and why. Plus Ray talks about the only two times in his life he has seen the sunrise after partying all night with Billy. Lunchbox is upset with the tire shop after he spent the last two days sitting in the lobby trying to get the tire fixed on his wife's car. Also Lunchbox had to share the elevator with someone who was trying to sneak into the IHeartRadio Building so Lunchbox had to figure out a way to keep him out.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I hit it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good. Thank you so much, man.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm not going to be funny today, man.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, you got to be. You got to be funny.
You got to lift up your hearts, lift up your spirits,
lift up everything. Because in times like this and this,
people need us to be funny.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I will say the greatest sunrise I have seen in
the last couple months was the morning that Dolly died.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh, I didn't realize that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I didn't know she died, but I did see the sunrise,
and I captured it, and I'll put it on our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So maybe it was like a sign? You're saying like
she was shining from above?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The second nicest sunrise?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The day after she passed.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh. Now my question is, what is nicer? The sunrise
or the sunset? Sunset, hands down, when I was on
the west side... Now that I'm in the country, the sunrise,
because you have the dew.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't have exact same view, but view-wise, from my
vantage point, it was disgusting, the sunset. The sunrise, I
didn't even have a view of, but I go sunset.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is a tough one for me, because if you're
at a body of water, a lake, a beach, when
that sun glistens off the water and kind of is
fading away at night... It is so freaking amazing. So amazing.
The look of it, the feel of it, the stillness
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of everything. But when you're up early in the morning
and there is no one else around, it is so quiet.
You have the lake, the land, the city to yourself.
That's pretty unbelievable. Because so many more people are up
at sunset than As opposed to sunrise. Like if you
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want to go sunrise, if you take a little floaty
out to the water, you are the only one on that.
It's so peaceful at sunrise. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And sunrise, I would say people are in their houses.
So they experience it just not at a beach. Whereas sunset,
they're actually feeling the warmth of the dolly.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Now I do agree with that. More people just walk
out in their backyard or they're sitting in their front window,
having a cup of coffee, or they're getting the kids
ready for school. They're rushing around, getting ready for work.
So it's not as relaxing, but man, I do like
me a sunrise. And I'll tell you what sunrise used
to be cool because that means you stayed up all
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night partying. And now I'm like, I don't do that.
Like I remember times like in Vegas where, And walking
out and being like, holy crap, the sun is coming up.
I got to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Never did it in Vegas. The two times I can remember,
one time I stayed up all night watching Big Brother
live feeds. And then the other time was Billy went
partying with him in Austin, 6th Street. then went to
some club that they couldn't even serve alcohol.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I've been there, been there. The after our club, it
was so awesome. We thought that was the coolest. It
stayed open till four or five, man.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And then we went back to his place in the
Westlake Hills and he's got a hot tub pool and
saw the sun coming up and I had to get
subway before NFL Sunday. But those are the two times
that definitely remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, I remember one time we were in Vegas. You
were with me. We were at a club. And it
was like an indoor outdoor club. It may have been
at Encore or when I think it was Encore. And
the sun was coming up and you go, oh my God,
I got to go. My flight leaves in two hours.
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And you bailed out of that club. And I was like, well,
I guess if you're leaving, I guess I'm leaving. So
I went back and slept. I don't know why you
had the early flight, but you were, the sun was
coming up and we were at the club.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I may need to do this when I go to Vegas.
You can just find a club. We were waiting in
the water. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It was awesome, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
How do I find that this time? So I know that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We weren't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's not like you have to swim. Correct. There were
girls in their bikinis.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But everybody was just chilling. You would just take off
your shoes and you would just put your little toes
in the water.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's awesome, dude. I'm 99% sure that was at Encore,
but I don't know the name of the club.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
How did we ever find that place? Because I swear
I've been back there 10 times, and I've never been
to a club where you could wade in water.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It was awesome, dude. And it's sort of like the
one at the Wynn had the waterfall and everything. That
one was so freaking cool, too. Like, I don't understand
why that is so cool, but it was so cool
because it was an indoor-outdoor club, and the one we
were at, I think it was called Hyde. That might
be it. But they had the windows open so you could,
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the DJ was like right in the middle between the
inside and the outside. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Most recent club in Vegas, I went to Hakkasan.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But I was just on the outside. I knew the
guy from Big Brother. He was one of the dudes.
He was like a club host.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It was James Ryan.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Don't know him, man.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Before your time.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Before my time. And I'm like, James! James! James, what's up? Dude!
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Big fan!
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Big brother! James!
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What I didn't realize is that doesn't really get you
in the club.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He doesn't care that you know him from a TV show.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Was he good on Big Brother? Did he go a
long way? Or was he just kind of a dude?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So in Big Brother 6, I want to say, he
was huge. It was him, Janelle, and Howie. And they
were a crowd. And Janelle's the one that's like, bye-bye, bitches.
Get a life raft.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Get a life vest.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
They were a great crew. So he was so famous
on that one. He was with Kezar. Then they put
him on All-Stars. And he was a flop.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He goes on All-Stars. And Will Kirby's hilarious. He's like.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You guys voted James Ryan as an all-star? He couldn't
even beat Erica with a broken leg at a game
of golf.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, just ripping on the guy the whole time.
He just didn't show up. But it was almost like
he came off of Big Brother, the one before it,
so he kind of had those alliances already built in.
They put him in the next season or the season after.
He was all-stars. Yeah. But he wasn't an all-star.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's interesting because they brought, like, this season, Big Brother's
been fantastic, by the way. Absolutely fantastic. Fantastic. Best season
I've seen. So much fun. Chaos all the time. But
they brought some guy back this last year to host
the head of household competition. He was on back-to-back seasons,
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and he got second place both seasons. I don't know
his name. Never seen the guy. But I was like,
that's pretty impressive to go back-to-back and get second both times.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
But, yeah, it was probably one of the nerdy guys.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It looked like kind of a rocker.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Really?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Was it? Jace, some of those old school people were
the best, hands down. Maybe this season is epic.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I mean, it's probably not epic compared to what
the old season were because the old seasons that they
show clips of, there's a lot of fighting and arguing.
This season, at least it's not just vote with the
house and just go with the flow. People are being
crazy and voting random ways and switching votes, and I'm
enjoying that. But there's no meanness. There's no mean, like,
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hard cutdowns or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But yeah, Las Vegas club experience. Sorry to pivot slash segue.
James Ryan, I'm yelling at him outside of Hakkasan. Bazer's
already back in the room asleep. And I saw a
couple pro golfers there. That was also the same weekend
I saw Allen Iverson.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Allen Iverson? That's a new guy.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
AI.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The old AI, not the new one people talk about.
He was AI before AI was cool. And he's still AI.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He's my AI. But that's the closest I got into
a club was just outside of it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I used to go, when I went the one
time and I saw LeBron and Rashard Lewis and all
the NBA all-star dream team, whatever, Olympic team, they were
training in Vegas and they were at the club inside
the wind and I was in there with them and
I was yelling, what up? And I did have a
drink of tequila with Rashard Lewis from Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If I was to do one good dinner in Vegas,
what one would you recommend? Your friend's crap?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Best friend. That one? That place is delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because Baser goes, hey, she's starting to plan some outfits. Hey,
so should I bring three dresses for dinners? I said, hey,
let's be real. We're going to be there however many nights.
What do we do? One nice dinner, and then we
just grab pizza and burgers and pork missiles the other days?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So we're doing one good dinner while we're there. We
did Nobu before. Have you ever done Best Friends?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No. I can count on one hand the really nice
meals I've had.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Make a reservation, park MGM, and when they sit you down,
I don't know how much you guys eat. I eat
a lot. That meal, I will not eat lunch so
I can be ready for that dinner, and you just
tell them, I'll take what the chef recommends. And they
bring you course after course after course. It is so
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freaking good.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Would I like it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Do you like good food?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I mean, I like pork missiles and pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, I like pork missiles and meats pizza. But when
you want to spoil yourself, you got to get a
nice meal. And that is a fantastic meal.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
If I like za, would I like it?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Don't know what za is.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my God. You're an idiot. We got to start
the show. We have to start it. That was a
great one.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You set me up so well but i was like
za what's za we're gonna do it live we are
the one two three sore losers.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Y'all, Cizan from the north, alpha male, live on the
north side of Nashville with Bazer, my wife, two acres,
two kids that are eggs at Vanderbilt. Justin on a
dinghy on Gunn Lake, actually at a casino. He's probably
never even been on the boat. Doesn't even look like
it runs.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's in a shed on his brother's property. More on
that later.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm sure if I get any more information on it,
I'll let you know. We're about 130 days out from
the Soar Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
By Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And without any further ado, a moment of silence for
Dolly Parton. I, how do I know you're not going
to put the commercial there?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm not going to, because we didn't say the magic words,
but I want to say that coming to work today,
riding my bike in something happened to me, man. I
got downstairs and I opened those glass doors and there's
this guy sitting there and I don't know what he
has in his hand and kind of, and I go
to the elevator and I open the elevator and I'm
(11:30):
about to press what Florida goes. Oh, hold the elevator,
hold the elevator. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They say not to do that. The company memos.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I know. And I messed up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I messed up, Ray.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Because he got on the elevator, and I was like, oh,
what floor are you trying to go to? And he goes,
I heart. And I'm like, um. You all of a
sudden hide your fob? No, I hit floor seven. And
he kept trying to hit floor six. And he's like.
How come he won't let me go to iHeart? I
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don't know, man. I work on the floor above.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
There's only lawyers up there. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But once I'm on the elevator with him, I am like,
what do I do? I can't hit floor six because
then he's going to get out of the elevator at
floor six.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I have a private practice. I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. Hey, man. And I have my bike. So it's
going to take me. I can't just zap in and
get in the door and close it real quick. I
have to open the door, roll my bike in. You know,
he's coming in right after me. I don't know what
he's trying to do. And I was like, oh, yeah,
you work there? And he's like, no, no, I'm just
trying to drop something off for the station. I was like, oh, yeah,
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which station? He goes, hip-hop station. I was like, oh,
that's cool, man. I've never been on that floor. Seven.
And it goes up. He's like, man, it won't light up.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Wait, ours or his?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
The ours will not light up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I know, but does the fake floor light up?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The fake floor lights up.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just so I know.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yes, it lights up. No problem. So I get out.
It goes to 7-Ding, and I wheel my bike out,
and I was like, hey, man, are you getting off?
He goes, no, I'm going to try to get back
down there.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Somebody else is going to have to deal with him.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And I was like, all right, man, good luck to you.
And I had to bring my bike down the stairwell
because I was not going to hit the elevator again
and him still be on the elevator riding up and down.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You would have been screwed, too, because there's no front
desk person. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It would have been my responsibility to kind of communicate
with this guy.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The only ones I get are drunk chicks.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, he wasn't drunk and he was not, you know,
he just had, it kind of looked like a CD case.
You know how those old binders, but it was a
small one. So just like one CT CD per sleeve.
It wasn't like a whole book and he had it
on him. And I was just like, why did I
not think, Hey man, you work on floor seven. Where
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are you going? I just opened the elevator because you're
in that awkward moment. Like, Oh, hold the elevator, hold
the elevator. Are you really going to just close it?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I think you did perfect because they act like that
in the company emails. They say, Hey guys, never open
the elevator for somebody else. Okay, you can't slam in
their face or they're literally going to put us on
Instagram with a video and it's going to cancel us.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You can't slam a door on a woman's face.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Sorry, I don't see a fob, lady.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
None of us can do that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I have no idea who works on the floor above us.
No idea. So it would be very rude of me
to assume that that guy doesn't work on floor seven.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You could have left the bike up there, but then
the lawyers would have had to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I'm just leaving the hallway.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That would do smart thinking, though. I would have went
basement and been like, oh, I got to go down
here real quick. I don't know if I'd have thought
to go.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But I'm in the elevator on floor one.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
But I'm familiar with basement. Those other floors I'm not
really familiar with, so I don't even know if I
would have thought to hit those. I for sure wouldn't
hit ours, though, because once you get on ours, you're screwed.
They're coming in with you.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know what I should have done? I should have
just done one of the parking garage levels.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I didn't think about that. I was just like, uh, uh, uh, seven.
He rode the elevator with me, and I was like,
all right, man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I just checked with him. He's still on the elevator
riding it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So if you see a random guy walking around the office,
I did not let him on the elevator. That's on me.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, and some of these new people, you don't even know.
Do you remember the guy that sat behind me? Kind
of a cooler dude.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
With sales. And he was just observing. Yeah. Randomly ran
to me in the hall the other day, talking stocks
with me. He's like, Hey man, you, I saw you
like to do, you were looking at some stock prices.
I like stocks.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Cool dude.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I'm like, okay, now I see your face. He's
actually really tall. I was like, you were sitting behind me.
And then he's with another blonde chick who works here
and they were eating at Capital Grill the other day
and I almost hit him with my car. Really?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And I'm like, oh, so that chick works here too.
And that was the guy that I met that one day. Okay.
Let them in the elevator. Like what if we were
to block them in the elevator? That's a good second impression.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hey, sorry. They say no.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You force it shut. Closes on the girl's arm. Her
white dress gets caught in it, ripped off.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Gets a grease stain right on the back. I mean,
how bad would you feel? I just thought I was
helping some guy get to work on time, and it
turns out he was trying to show up at the
radio station.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
But he for sure didn't have anything because he couldn't
hit the number.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Right. He never got to six, though. Hey, man, I'd
love to further your career. Let me take it for you. Hey,
let me help you out, man. Can I come in? No,
you can't come in. I mean, oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Pretty ambitious, though. He's inspired by Dolly.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That might have been it. Maybe it was a sign, like,
he's not going to wait around any longer. Life is
too short. I bet there's a lot of people out
there inspired by Dolly. For sure. She did a lot
of amazing things, man.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Did you see? I mean, they're throwing flowers at her
Walk of Fame star. They got throwing flowers at her
hotel that's about to open down there.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh, she has a hotel that's opening?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, it looks like a unicorn. When did I see it?
I guess when I was with BJ and David and
Baser and we were walking around. We were over by
Miranda Lambert's in that area.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Did you see how many people were driving by her house?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
That one got creepy to me.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
That was a little weird. I'm like, guys, we don't
need to be driving by her house.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Like the posting of the video is like, yeah, I
get it. You got clout. You found her house.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Cool. But then like traffic was stopping and letting people
cross the road and go to her front gate. And
can we get some cops out there? Yeah, we need to, like,
if you're a neighbor, you know what I mean? I
understand you're, you live next to Dolly, so you're probably okay.
But at that point it seems to be going too far.
Just showing up at her house. Like, Bro, there was
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traffic in both directions. No honking. People were politely letting, oh,
get out of the car. Yes, please go place your
teddy bear by your gate. It's her private gate. Leave
her residence alone. Go to the Hall of Fame. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Go to her music label. You know what? Go to
Music Row and drop some pink tulips.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Go to Dollywood.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Do not go to her house.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I think that's when you cross the line.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And then commenters? Hey, DM me the address. Hey, can
you drop the address? Like, guys, that's not getting closer
to Dolly. That's creeping people out that are a part
of her estate.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
They're going to have to put up a sign that
says no trespassing because one person is going to cross
that gate. You know, there's always going to be one
person says, oh, leaving it at the gate is not enough.
I'm going to leave it at the front door. And then, oh,
everybody thinks they're going to be able to go to
the front door. And then someone's going to say, oh,
the front door's not good enough. Let me go inside.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, and now that I have seen it, there are
various houses living in this area that people always say,
that's Dolly's house. Oh, that's Dolly's house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Nope, it never was. So now that I see what
her actual house was, the times I've been given a tour,
or friends have said, oh, yes, that's Dolly's house. Oh, that?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's Alan Jackson's place on Tom Ford Lake. Guys, most
of the time when people say that crap, it ain't
even their house. They've moved around 10 times.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, when we first moved here, this guy that used
to do the pod with us, he told me, oh,
that's Dolly Parton's house. And so when my parents came
to visit, we were just driving around and I was like, oh,
right there's Dolly's house. And so they took a picture
of Dolly's house. Wasn't her house. So I'm one of
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those guys. We'll take a break. We'll be right back
dude let me tell you about my week so far
it's been amazing i don't know what you've done when
you get off work but i'll tell you what i've
done i've sat in a tire shop you know where
that would not happen Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
They also do bike tires.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, no. I get home from work on Monday, and
my wife is like, I think I got a nail
or something in my tire because the low tire pressure
light is on in my car. I'm like, don't worry
about it. I'll take it up to the tire shop,
get it patched, get it fixed, whatever we need to do.
I will be the hero. I will get this done.
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And I drive up to the tire shop. And I
wait for like an hour and a half, two hours,
because good God, a tire shop is the busiest place
on the planet. There is always someone needing a tire.
So if you want to get rich, open a tire shop.
That is where the money is at. My God, the
line was so long. People sitting all over that lobby.
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One guy watching his phone with no headphones that whatever
he's watching, the sound is blaring. It's like, dude, can
you go outside at least pro tip? You can do
an appointment online. You don't go in person anymore. Yeah.
Pro tip. Monday is when she found the nail or
whatever in her tire. So did you want me to
wait a day or two for an appointment? Yeah, she's
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gots to wait. Nobody just goes to a lobby without
checking in. Well, I did go online and try to
make an appointment. They said there was no more appointments
available today, but we do take drop-ins. Oh, the drop-ins
are the worst, man, because that's when they can hit
you with that three-hour thing.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Otherwise, they feel obligated. Once you have that appointment, they're like, oh,
we better hustle him around.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Correct. And so I sit there and sit there and
sit there. And I was like, oh, great, man. People
coming and going. I'm here to pick up my car. Okay,
what's your last name? Oh, hold on. I can't find
the keys. Got to go out there. They find the keys.
They give the cars. They tell me, oh, yeah, it'll be,
you know, hour and a half, two hours. Are you
going to wait with us here? Oh, yeah, where else
(22:01):
would I go, man? You're going to have my vehicle.
Why did you not go to Freeland? I didn't know
if Freeland Chevrolet could fix my tire. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Even doesn't matter, make or model, and they'll give you
a rental. Why do you think I was in that
big white beer leer and I was also in a Colorado?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Dang. Should have gone to Freeland Chevrolet. And we could
have got footage. We could have got footage of me
rolling up in my wife's car, them doing the tire,
however they do it. I don't know how they do it,
but they did it. So I'm there, and they finally
pull it out and honk the horn, beep, beep, and
you look up. Oh, that's the vehicle. Here we go.
(22:40):
All right, thank you, sir. We got that all patched
up for you. Thanks for coming in. You know, if
there's anything else, you know, just let us know. We're here.
All right, man, thanks. Cool. Go home. Live my life.
I get home from work yesterday, and my wife says, hey,
I don't think the patch is working. The low-pressure light
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is on again.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I said, well, I guess I know what I'm doing today.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I'm not a tire guy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And so I went out, got in her vehicle, drove
it down the street, took a right, a left, a right, left, left, right,
pulled into the parking lot. And I wait in line again.
There's five people in front of me. And I'm the
next one to go, sir, you. picking up or dropping off?
I was like, oh, I'm dropping off. And he goes,
(23:34):
do you mind if I help that lady right behind you?
She's just here to pick up her vehicle.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Actually, both. I'm picking up a tire and dropping off
my car.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Actually, I mean, I would like to go in front
of her. You know what I mean? That adds more
minutes to my day of waiting. But yeah, go ahead, lady.
Just get your car.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Was it a hottie?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
She was a blondie.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, so he wanted the number.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, he wanted the number. And then he was struggling
to find her keys also. Like, he had to get
on the radio. Hey, did you guys work on this car?
Do you know where it is? And the guy came
in and found it right away, and he's like, oh,
my God, I must be blind.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Funny joke.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I was like, hilarious, man. Now can you help me? Yeah, hey,
Stevie Wonder. And so he's like, hey, man, what brings
you in here today? I'm Dylan. And I'm like, what's up, Dylan?
Nice to meet you. And I'm like, yeah, man, I
was in here yesterday, and my wife had either a
nail or a screw. I don't know. You guys never
told me in her tire. And you patched it up.
But here we are today, and I'm back because the
(24:28):
patch ain't working because the light's on again.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Patch didn't work, you son of a batch.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And so he's like, you mind if I go take
a look at it? And I was like, hell, by
all means. So we walk out there. He's like, how's
your day been going so far? It's going great, man,
except for I'm at the tire store for the second
day in a row.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Small talks you?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Small talks me. Oh, man, yeah. But this weather, it's
been getting better and better, hasn't it? Yeah, it has, man.
It really has. He goes, but I got to be honest,
we could use some rain. Thank you, Dylan. I know
we could use some rain. We haven't had a lot
of rain in the month of August. We're almost to September.
We could use some rain. Cool. He goes, let me
see what we got going on here. He goes, yeah,
(25:07):
you're right. A little bit low. We'll get you in line.
We'll get you in there to get it checked out.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Another line?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Another line. I was thinking, my thinking was, I had
been there the day before. So I literally thought, oh,
of course he's just going to let me go to
the front of the line. Because I'd already been there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Just get a new tire. This patch stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You tractor guys know. Come on. What's in a patch?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I mean, it's pretty impressive that they can patch a tire.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, you know how they do it. They do some
stupid blue ink or something, and they're able to see
exactly then where it's leaking from. And then they just
go in inside out, patch it or some crap.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so smart.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I know. No, there's a science to it, but I
can't believe that when they weren't able to patch it
the best. If it's not a good patch, I don't
get how it could leak.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't know. I don't know if the patch can
come off. Like, did they not glue it down good enough?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Usually they know. So they'll patch it and they can
see if something's leaking with that ink. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, obviously they didn't ink it right. Okay. The ink
didn't do its job. And so I sat there for
another hour and 45 minutes while they waited my vehicle
in line, and then they did the honk, honk. Hey, man,
sorry about that. The patch wasn't all the way secure.
We got it taken care of. You should be good
to go now. You should be good to go. Paperwork's
(26:37):
in the door. And have a great day, and we're
here if you need us. So that's what I've done
the last two days.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, did the patch work?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So far, the patch has worked.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
What is it? One of those hangover patches they put
on it?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah. It gives them some electrolytes and rehydrates the tire
and blows it up itself.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Did they break down what exactly made the hole?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Because they love it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No. You know what?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We actually found it. It was a fucking screw.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I'm telling you what. It was a fucking nail from
one of those construction sites. Buddy, I don't care the
history of the tire and what punctured it. Just fix it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's what I told Dylan on the way out to
the vehicle. I said, hey, man, one of three things
is going on. I got a faulty air pressure light. B,
the patch didn't stick and we need a new one.
Or three, my wife is the worst driver ever and
got another tire screw in her nail. And he goes, well,
I wouldn't be surprised by that. This is Nashville. What
(27:41):
the sexist? Oh, he's talking about the nails, not the woman.
He's like, oh, the construction. He was like, that wouldn't
surprise me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, all that stuff around 12 South, downtown. Yeah,
stuff like that. Okay, dude, enough with the small talk, man.
Fix the damn patch.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
But they fixed it, man. The car is running. It's good.
We drove it to soccer practice last night. No problems.
No light in the vehicle is on. So I am
hoping that when I go home today and my wife
is going to be like, don't worry, tire works.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I would not even come near our building with that.
Definitely not floor or floor because they're building a 70
floor high rise one block from our building.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And right next door. Oh, yeah. We're surrounded by construction.
I mean, there's construction everywhere. Like this morning, I'm riding
my bike in and there's a forklift carrying big old
cinder blocks. Down the street, just do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I'm like, wow, man, great.
Welcome to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, they had us shut down here this morning. I
was like, nope, I'm going into the building. Guy's got
the stop sign up. I cut right to the left
of him and went up the ramp. I'm like, bro,
you're not stopping me from a business residence. Like, stop.
And he, like, looked at me like, well, what do
you think you're doing, son? Dude, I'm not sitting here
waiting for a cement truck. Like, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, man, we'll take a break. We'll be right back.
So all that to say, I should have gone to
Freeland Chevrolet. They would have done it right the first time.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And you'd have been able to talk to Lewis, Richard,
the boys.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
They're going to grease it up right. They know how
to absolutely lube it. They're going to get it patched up.
They're going to probably do some inside-out condom, and it's
not going to deflate.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, so that was my bad. But I did play
golf on Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Have you played golf lately?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I played once in the last nine months. out at
the course and my back patio. I play every day.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I get it on your back patio. You're really
good from your back patio.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Very impressed by your skills, but I went to play
on Friday. I was just like, man, it's a beautiful day.
I'm going to try to go get around a golf
in and I show up at the course. And I mean,
they got me right on, on a Friday. Okay. Wasn't
that busy. I don't know what was going on, but
I got paired up with these two dudes and I'm like,
this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Maybe too hot.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Man, I didn't think Friday was hot. It was only
like 90. What?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I mean, compared to the surface of the sun. Correct.
It's not that hot.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Continue. I will say 90 degrees does scare some people
like Garrett. His son had a soccer game on Saturday
and it got canceled due to heat.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
In Texas?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah. Yeah. But I've never heard of that. I mean,
I grew up in Texas. We never canceled because of heat.
We played because we were tough.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Scuba with the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, that was really nice. Hey, thanks, Scoob, man. Good
looking out, dude. Good to see you, too. So anyway,
I'm sitting there and they, hey, man, I don't remember
their names. We'll just go with Jackson and we'll go
with Billy Merrill. And hey, man, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you guys. All right. Tee off. And
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Jackson's about to tee off, and Billy's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now take a step back. Move your feet this way. Okay,
now go, now go. All right, cool. And we go,
and they drive their cart, I drive my cart, and
they go over there, I go over here. And we
(31:20):
finish the first hole, get to the second tee box.
Jackson's about to tee off. Billy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at your feet.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We're not doing this 18 times.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Look at your feet. He's like, oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
How do you want them to be? Is this better?
That's better, Jackson. Go ahead. I'm like, oh, my God.
I would never want to play with my friend if
he did this. This is so freaking annoying.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hits.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He does it to him in the fairway again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop.
Look at your shoulders.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
We're out here having fun. This isn't the PGA.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Look at your shoulders. Like, your shoulders are pointing to
the left. You're going to hit it way left if
you swing right now.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Who was this guy, Tiger Woods?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Well, that's what I'm saying. He wasn't even the most
amazing golfer I've ever seen. He was good, but he
wasn't amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What is this, a Tom Amansky Golf Academy?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
And I'm like, God, this is really annoying. If Garrett
or Greg or Jacob did that to me, I would
never play golf with them again. Correct. Right? That would
be super annoying. Hey, man, let me... Every stroke, he would... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you sure you're lined up properly?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Please tell me he did that to you.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, he never did it to me. But finally, on
the fourth tee box, I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Let me guess. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Are your feet?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I finally, Jackson goes the tee off and Billy stops
him again. Right? Stops him mid, like, warm up, everything,
and corrects his stance, how he's holding the club. And
I'm like, dude, you are the most annoying person ever.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Those two are at a standstill like Enos Kanter in
the WNBA.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yes. And so Billy, or Jackson, hits it. And Billy's like, see?
See what it does when you do it right? And
I'm like, wow. And I said, man, I don't mean
to be rude, guys, but how long have you guys
been friends? This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Dude, I would not only disown you, I would have
been gone by hole two with a six-pack in tow.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
And Billy goes, oh, no, no, I'm his instructor. He
hired me to teach him how to play golf.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
And he went on the course with him.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
He went on the course with him. And I was like, Oh, Oh,
that makes much more sense. I was thinking you guys
were like best friends and you were up in his
ass all day about his swing. And I was like,
if you were my friend, I would have punched you
in the nuts because you were so damn annoying.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That might be frowned upon in the clubhouse, taking an
instructor on the course. I know you can't do it
at a gym.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Really? You can't have your own personal trainer. They want
you to pay for their personal trainers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I couldn't just bring you in and you be like
telling me how to do stuff. That's why when I
try to help Baser at the gym, I'm like, I
can't be that vocal because they're weird about trainers. I'm like, hi,
I'm her boyfriend. Sorry, no trainers. You got to pay
$ 200 an hour.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right, man.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I'm just trying to show my chick a couple tricks.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
But, dude, it enlightened me. I passed judgment on them
without knowing their story. And after knowing their story, I
was like, okay, a little bit more acceptable. But going in,
the first four holes, I was like, my God, Billy
might be the most annoying person I've ever met in
my life.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, and that affects your game. How is that fun
to be around?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're like looking at your own feet.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm like, hey, Billy, can you, how are my shoulders, Billy?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's an instructor and he didn't give you one tip. No.
I find it hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, no, because that guy paid him.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I know, but they're all knowing. I'm shocked he didn't
give you one little finger trick. Hey, man, if you
loop your pinky right around your nutsack, it actually is
a perfect grip when you go to get a chunk wedge.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Thanks, man.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Hey, I really appreciate you looking out for me, Billy,
but I got this. You worry over there about Jackson.
I'm going to worry about me. Thank you very much.
You guys go play over there, and you shape his
body and move his hips how you want him to move.
I'm going to do me over here.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Two people. Our listeners, our truck drivers, have no idea
either of these people. Billy, the golf instructor, and not
my Billy friend, and then Pitt's friend from Ohio.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Who's more annoying? You got Billy, the golf instructor. Move
your feet for every hole. If you're with that group,
it's just annoying. Or me, Pitts.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Was it you?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I think so. Me, Pitts, you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Are we going to do it after the break?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, no, no. You're good.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Me, Pitts, you, and this guy from Ohio. And you
would have thought he was playing in the PGA Tour. Everything.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Jeez, man.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Going up there, doing a putt.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You got to. F. F.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That man.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I'm like pits.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Who is your friend from Cincinnati? He's annoying his balls.
I'm tired of his energy and pits hangs out with
the guy all the time. He was one step away
from a myocardial infarction. Dude was going to have a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I've never, and then you're going to go left.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
You, you man. Is he talking to his ball?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
We're not even playing for money.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I will never go with that guy again. Pitt's like, yeah, brother.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I went with my friend from Ohio, brother.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Why? I would never in a million years go golfing
with that guy again. He was annoying as crap. Everything was, oh,
last time I was out here, I shot a 60. Oh,
my last shot. Oh, I always make those putts. F
word this, F word that. Oh, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Getting hybrid.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Why the is that doing that? Who is this guy, brother?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Who's more annoying, Billy the instructor or brother's buddy from Ohio? Ohio.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Jeez.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's like one time I got paired up with a guy,
and every time he hit it, oh, get down, get down. Oh, okay, good, good.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's funny, though. I say get down.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, no, he said it every shot. F, that's got
to get down. Oh, right next to the pin. Okay,
good shot. It was like every shot, he yelled it.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I like saying get down, though, because it makes you
sound like you're a badass and like you just absolutely
crushed it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I'm like, get down, get down.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's like 50 yards short.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm like, oh, yeah, perfect. Get up, get up. I mean,
get up.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Get some legs, man.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Get some legs. Oh, man. But, yeah, that was my
round of golf, dude. So it wasn't really that much fun.
It was a little stressful. But once I found out
they were instructor and peasant players, Then I felt a
little bit better, but it was still kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Boomer hit me. Speaking of golf, he hit me with
a picture.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
He's playing.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
He's playing. I was like, I thought you were at Coolidge.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
He's golfing on day two of Coolidge on a baseball scholarship.
That seems weird. First of all, put down the clubs. Yeah.
Don't you have class to go to?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Second of all, are we not investigating the co-eds? Third
of all, where are your books? Maybe he has a
week until it starts. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, maybe he's just getting used to the campus. Maybe
he moved in early.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But looks like he's enjoying Coolidge.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Good, good. Yeah, my goddaughter, she is up in Boston.
She went to a Red Sox game. Looks like she's
been exploring the town with some other girls from campus.
Looks like she's having a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Ray, quite the exploration through her Facebook pictures.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Well, that's all I got. I got hit with those.
That's all I got. Talked to her dad. Dad is
doing okay. Little brother's a little down in the dumps.
And mom is an absolute wreck.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, it probably does feel like that empty nest feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah. I mean, they still got the younger son, but
I mean, that's the only daughter and mom and her
were like shopping buddies. And so she's just having a
hard time, man. having a hard.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Time that's it's gonna be you man eventually but i
remember maria my sister muff she said when i left
for college because rob my brother he lasted like a
month and then i think he flunked out but which
my mom said when i would leave she would cry
all day and i'm like mom All I was doing
was either gambling or watching television. What was so fun
(39:53):
to be around? What does it matter if I'm there
or not?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh man, that's funny. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back. Then can I ask you a question? What
the hell was the 49ers owner doing? How do you
end up in a trailer park when you have $ 500 million?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Like Billy hit me up with a text four days
after it broke. I was like, thanks, Billy. It is
a legit story. And it happened over four days ago. Like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh, that is like Bezos going to the love truck
stop and picking up a lot lizard. What are we doing, bro?
Just call one to your hotel room. Can you come on?
You have $ 500 million. You're telling me you can't find
something better than something that lives in a trailer park.
Like I am just saying there has to be a
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classier escorts than the trailer park off the side of
the highway. When you have $ 500 million. Right.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
But if it's not legal, like in Vegas, it's legal.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It is illegal in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh, right.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So if then maybe he doesn't have another option, that's
his option. There has to be a better option in
downtown Cleveland. So I have heard, maybe there's the dating apps,
but I've heard there's versions of dating apps that are
for prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Like Backpage.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's where he was.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
On Backpage?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I'm 99% sure he was on Backpage.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I heard that thing doesn't even exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Let me make sure.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But we can't Google. I have heard you can go
on that website. and pick up girls. But I'm saying,
so then if it's that site doesn't exist and it's
not legal, illegal in Vegas, what are his options in Ohio?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I mean, go to the girl at Wendy's and be like,
I'll pay you 200 bucks, 500 bucks. I have $ 500 million?
Do you want to come in a private jet? I mean, anything.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Hi, I'll take a Frosty, a Big Mac, and then
also a side of sex. Coach, Tiger went to Perkins, okay?
Billionaire went to truck stop.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I mean, it blows my mind that that's all he
could find. I feel like they have it at their
disposal with the circles they run in. There are so
many women that would want to sleep with him just
because he owns the 49ers, and he's going to the
lowest of low.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Is that how he got busted? One of the lizards
turned him in?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
No, it was an undercover cop posing as a... A woman? Yes. Hi,
you have a... And he contacted her three different times
to make sure they were good to go, and he...
He talked her down to the $ 140 or whatever. He
was getting a discount.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He did?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yes. So it cost $ 450? Something $ 300. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
To hook up with a lizard? That's what our truck
drivers are paying?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I talked to Batter's boss. He's like, good God. Our organization,
first Kyle Shanahan almost kills himself in a wreck. Then
Mike Evans already hurt his hamstring. And now my owner's
out banging a freaking trailer parker.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Evans is with the Niners?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
That was the most shocking thing of what you just said.
He was still with the Bucs.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I mean, dude, this Niners owner could come to our
convention and he'd have better luck than he would in
the freaking trailer park. But it does put new, and
now I understand the little Niner slogan, bang, bang.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Is that really it?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
That is their slogan is bang, bang, 49er gang. You
would think that there was a elevated.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Hookup.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Right, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Right, so like for Bumble, and then there's, what's the
other one?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Arista.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Arista. Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So you got Arista is for the like celebs. And
then you got below that is Bumble and Tinder. So
for the prostitutes, is there an elevated one? There has
to be. There has to be an elevated one. And
that's what I mean. But maybe he's cheap because he
did try to get a discount. So maybe he's cheap
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and he doesn't want to pay top dollar for some poontang.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Or he has no game whatsoever. He can't go to
a bar and pick up a chick.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Right. Just walk in there and be like, have a
laminate that says owner, 49ers. You got something.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Jeez, wear a ring, man. You should see it now, dude.
You're beating him off with a stick.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I'm like, guys, my wife is literally right there. Only
happens when you're married, man.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
I told you when I was at that bar in Charleston.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
She's like.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And so I'll just go to these like sex parties
and like, you'll be like dancing and other people can
see you having sex.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
And I'm like, oh, that sounds fun. My wife's like,
what are you guys talking about? Oh, the flowers. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
This lady just started in a full on conversation. The
beautiful flowers and botanical gardens of Charleston. How the aroma
in the morning is perfect because it just enlightens your
nose and brings smile to your face. Don't worry about it, honey.
You'll learn one day, maybe.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
And you can buy girls drinks. Back in the day,
I never had money to buy them drinks. You know
how easy it is to start a conversation? Hey, do
you want a drink? That's one luxury I never had.
I always just had to start with being somewhat of
an aura. Otherwise, you're not going to ever talk to
the person because you can't buy them a drink.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, and you know what's funny is, like, mostly you're
scared to talk to chicks. Like, dudes are scared to
talk to chicks because they're scared to get rejected, right? Right.
They're nervous about that rejection. I saw a little video
online the other day, and it was these dudes, and
they have a rule that if you get turned down
by five girls in a row, all your boys owe
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you a drink because you They want to encourage rejection
to take the chance. So most guys are like, nah, man,
what if she says no, I'm not going to go
talk to her. These dudes, if you get five girls
in a row turn you down for giving the number,
all your boys buy you a round of drinks.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Man, Arnold would drink for free.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And I thought that was great. What a great idea.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Oh, for five. It's been done before. I've seen, I've
seen Billy. I've seen Billy pull off a three for
three before. I've seen Billy pull off an over five
when he gets sloppy. And I, I, unfortunately I believe
on spring break, there were some over tens where you
go over three each night of spring. Oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
All right. We're out of here. Happy Wednesday. Jamar chase
is okay. He says he's okay. It looked like he
blew out his knee. So if you've already had your
fantasy draft, you should be okay. You should be okay
with Jamar Chase. Enjoy it. Soccer playoffs tonight. If we win,
we play again. 6-15, and then hopefully we'll be playing
at 7-15. Have a great Wednesday. We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Dang, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
That was all right. That was good.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
All right, man.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Glad to hear Arnold's still around.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I've been pretty beat up lately. I was a big
fan of Dolly. I will always love Dolly.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Thanks, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Thanks for that, man.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That was special.
I hit it.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Good. Thank you so much, man.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm not going to be funny today, man.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
No, you got to be. You got to be funny.
You got to lift up your hearts, lift up your spirits,
lift up everything. Because in times like this and this,
people need us to be funny.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I will say the greatest sunrise I have seen in
the last couple months was the morning that Dolly died.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh, I didn't realize that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I didn't know she died, but I did see the sunrise,
and I captured it, and I'll put it on our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So maybe it was like a sign? You're saying like
she was shining from above?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
The second nicest sunrise?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The day after she passed.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh. Now my question is, what is nicer? The sunrise
or the sunset? Sunset, hands down, when I was on
the west side... Now that I'm in the country, the sunrise,
because you have the dew.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't have exact same view, but view-wise, from my
vantage point, it was disgusting, the sunset. The sunrise, I
didn't even have a view of, but I go sunset.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
This is a tough one for me, because if you're
at a body of water, a lake, a beach, when
that sun glistens off the water and kind of is
fading away at night... It is so freaking amazing. So amazing.
The look of it, the feel of it, the stillness
(01:32):
of everything. But when you're up early in the morning
and there is no one else around, it is so quiet.
You have the lake, the land, the city to yourself.
That's pretty unbelievable. Because so many more people are up
at sunset than As opposed to sunrise. Like if you
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want to go sunrise, if you take a little floaty
out to the water, you are the only one on that.
It's so peaceful at sunrise. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
And sunrise, I would say people are in their houses.
So they experience it just not at a beach. Whereas sunset,
they're actually feeling the warmth of the dolly.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Now I do agree with that. More people just walk
out in their backyard or they're sitting in their front window,
having a cup of coffee, or they're getting the kids
ready for school. They're rushing around, getting ready for work.
So it's not as relaxing, but man, I do like
me a sunrise. And I'll tell you what sunrise used
to be cool because that means you stayed up all
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night partying. And now I'm like, I don't do that.
Like I remember times like in Vegas where, And walking
out and being like, holy crap, the sun is coming up.
I got to go to bed.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Never did it in Vegas. The two times I can remember,
one time I stayed up all night watching Big Brother
live feeds. And then the other time was Billy went
partying with him in Austin, 6th Street. then went to
some club that they couldn't even serve alcohol.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I've been there, been there. The after our club, it
was so awesome. We thought that was the coolest. It
stayed open till four or five, man.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
And then we went back to his place in the
Westlake Hills and he's got a hot tub pool and
saw the sun coming up and I had to get
subway before NFL Sunday. But those are the two times
that definitely remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, I remember one time we were in Vegas. You
were with me. We were at a club. And it
was like an indoor outdoor club. It may have been
at Encore or when I think it was Encore. And
the sun was coming up and you go, oh my God,
I got to go. My flight leaves in two hours.
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And you bailed out of that club. And I was like, well,
I guess if you're leaving, I guess I'm leaving. So
I went back and slept. I don't know why you
had the early flight, but you were, the sun was
coming up and we were at the club.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
I may need to do this when I go to Vegas.
You can just find a club. We were waiting in
the water. Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It was awesome, dude.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
How do I find that this time? So I know that.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We weren't.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
It's not like you have to swim. Correct. There were
girls in their bikinis.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But everybody was just chilling. You would just take off
your shoes and you would just put your little toes
in the water.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
That's awesome, dude. I'm 99% sure that was at Encore,
but I don't know the name of the club.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
How did we ever find that place? Because I swear
I've been back there 10 times, and I've never been
to a club where you could wade in water.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It was awesome, dude. And it's sort of like the
one at the Wynn had the waterfall and everything. That
one was so freaking cool, too. Like, I don't understand
why that is so cool, but it was so cool
because it was an indoor-outdoor club, and the one we
were at, I think it was called Hyde. That might
be it. But they had the windows open so you could,
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the DJ was like right in the middle between the
inside and the outside. It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Most recent club in Vegas, I went to Hakkasan.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But I was just on the outside. I knew the
guy from Big Brother. He was one of the dudes.
He was like a club host.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
It was James Ryan.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Don't know him, man.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Before your time.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Before my time. And I'm like, James! James! James, what's up? Dude!
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Big fan!
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Big brother! James!
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What I didn't realize is that doesn't really get you
in the club.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
He doesn't care that you know him from a TV show.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Was he good on Big Brother? Did he go a
long way? Or was he just kind of a dude?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
So in Big Brother 6, I want to say, he
was huge. It was him, Janelle, and Howie. And they
were a crowd. And Janelle's the one that's like, bye-bye, bitches.
Get a life raft.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Get a life vest.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
They were a great crew. So he was so famous
on that one. He was with Kezar. Then they put
him on All-Stars. And he was a flop.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
He goes on All-Stars. And Will Kirby's hilarious. He's like.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You guys voted James Ryan as an all-star? He couldn't
even beat Erica with a broken leg at a game
of golf.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I mean, just ripping on the guy the whole time.
He just didn't show up. But it was almost like
he came off of Big Brother, the one before it,
so he kind of had those alliances already built in.
They put him in the next season or the season after.
He was all-stars. Yeah. But he wasn't an all-star.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
It's interesting because they brought, like, this season, Big Brother's
been fantastic, by the way. Absolutely fantastic. Fantastic. Best season
I've seen. So much fun. Chaos all the time. But
they brought some guy back this last year to host
the head of household competition. He was on back-to-back seasons,
(07:02):
and he got second place both seasons. I don't know
his name. Never seen the guy. But I was like,
that's pretty impressive to go back-to-back and get second both times.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
But, yeah, it was probably one of the nerdy guys.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It looked like kind of a rocker.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Really?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Was it? Jace, some of those old school people were
the best, hands down. Maybe this season is epic.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Well, I mean, it's probably not epic compared to what
the old season were because the old seasons that they
show clips of, there's a lot of fighting and arguing.
This season, at least it's not just vote with the
house and just go with the flow. People are being
crazy and voting random ways and switching votes, and I'm
enjoying that. But there's no meanness. There's no mean, like,
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hard cutdowns or anything like that.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But yeah, Las Vegas club experience. Sorry to pivot slash segue.
James Ryan, I'm yelling at him outside of Hakkasan. Bazer's
already back in the room asleep. And I saw a
couple pro golfers there. That was also the same weekend
I saw Allen Iverson.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Allen Iverson? That's a new guy.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
AI.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The old AI, not the new one people talk about.
He was AI before AI was cool. And he's still AI.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
He's my AI. But that's the closest I got into
a club was just outside of it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, I used to go, when I went the one
time and I saw LeBron and Rashard Lewis and all
the NBA all-star dream team, whatever, Olympic team, they were
training in Vegas and they were at the club inside
the wind and I was in there with them and
I was yelling, what up? And I did have a
drink of tequila with Rashard Lewis from Houston, Texas.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
If I was to do one good dinner in Vegas,
what one would you recommend? Your friend's crap?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Best friend. That one? That place is delicious.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Because Baser goes, hey, she's starting to plan some outfits. Hey,
so should I bring three dresses for dinners? I said, hey,
let's be real. We're going to be there however many nights.
What do we do? One nice dinner, and then we
just grab pizza and burgers and pork missiles the other days?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So we're doing one good dinner while we're there. We
did Nobu before. Have you ever done Best Friends?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
No. I can count on one hand the really nice
meals I've had.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Make a reservation, park MGM, and when they sit you down,
I don't know how much you guys eat. I eat
a lot. That meal, I will not eat lunch so
I can be ready for that dinner, and you just
tell them, I'll take what the chef recommends. And they
bring you course after course after course. It is so
(09:31):
freaking good.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Would I like it?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Do you like good food?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I mean, I like pork missiles and pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well, I like pork missiles and meats pizza. But when
you want to spoil yourself, you got to get a
nice meal. And that is a fantastic meal.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
If I like za, would I like it?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Don't know what za is.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Pizza.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh my God. You're an idiot. We got to start
the show. We have to start it. That was a
great one.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You set me up so well but i was like
za what's za we're gonna do it live we are
the one two three sore losers.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports. I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions,
because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Y'all, Cizan from the north, alpha male, live on the
north side of Nashville with Bazer, my wife, two acres,
two kids that are eggs at Vanderbilt. Justin on a
dinghy on Gunn Lake, actually at a casino. He's probably
never even been on the boat. Doesn't even look like
it runs.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It's in a shed on his brother's property. More on
that later.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I'm sure if I get any more information on it,
I'll let you know. We're about 130 days out from
the Soar Losers Convention in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
By Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
And without any further ado, a moment of silence for
Dolly Parton. I, how do I know you're not going
to put the commercial there?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm not going to, because we didn't say the magic words,
but I want to say that coming to work today,
riding my bike in something happened to me, man. I
got downstairs and I opened those glass doors and there's
this guy sitting there and I don't know what he
has in his hand and kind of, and I go
to the elevator and I open the elevator and I'm
(11:30):
about to press what Florida goes. Oh, hold the elevator,
hold the elevator. And I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They say not to do that. The company memos.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I know. And I messed up.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I messed up, Ray.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Because he got on the elevator, and I was like, oh,
what floor are you trying to go to? And he goes,
I heart. And I'm like, um. You all of a
sudden hide your fob? No, I hit floor seven. And
he kept trying to hit floor six. And he's like.
How come he won't let me go to iHeart? I
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don't know, man. I work on the floor above.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
There's only lawyers up there. I know.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
But once I'm on the elevator with him, I am like,
what do I do? I can't hit floor six because
then he's going to get out of the elevator at
floor six.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I have a private practice. I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah. Hey, man. And I have my bike. So it's
going to take me. I can't just zap in and
get in the door and close it real quick. I
have to open the door, roll my bike in. You know,
he's coming in right after me. I don't know what
he's trying to do. And I was like, oh, yeah,
you work there? And he's like, no, no, I'm just
trying to drop something off for the station. I was like, oh, yeah,
(12:44):
which station? He goes, hip-hop station. I was like, oh,
that's cool, man. I've never been on that floor. Seven.
And it goes up. He's like, man, it won't light up.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Wait, ours or his?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
The ours will not light up.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
I know, but does the fake floor light up?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The fake floor lights up.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Just so I know.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yes, it lights up. No problem. So I get out.
It goes to 7-Ding, and I wheel my bike out,
and I was like, hey, man, are you getting off?
He goes, no, I'm going to try to get back
down there.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Somebody else is going to have to deal with him.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
And I was like, all right, man, good luck to you.
And I had to bring my bike down the stairwell
because I was not going to hit the elevator again
and him still be on the elevator riding up and down.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
You would have been screwed, too, because there's no front
desk person. Exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
It would have been my responsibility to kind of communicate
with this guy.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
The only ones I get are drunk chicks.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Well, he wasn't drunk and he was not, you know,
he just had, it kind of looked like a CD case.
You know how those old binders, but it was a
small one. So just like one CT CD per sleeve.
It wasn't like a whole book and he had it
on him. And I was just like, why did I
not think, Hey man, you work on floor seven. Where
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are you going? I just opened the elevator because you're
in that awkward moment. Like, Oh, hold the elevator, hold
the elevator. Are you really going to just close it?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I think you did perfect because they act like that
in the company emails. They say, Hey guys, never open
the elevator for somebody else. Okay, you can't slam in
their face or they're literally going to put us on
Instagram with a video and it's going to cancel us.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Right.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
You can't slam a door on a woman's face.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Sorry, I don't see a fob, lady.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
None of us can do that.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I have no idea who works on the floor above us.
No idea. So it would be very rude of me
to assume that that guy doesn't work on floor seven.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
You could have left the bike up there, but then
the lawyers would have had to deal with it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, I'm just leaving the hallway.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
That would do smart thinking, though. I would have went
basement and been like, oh, I got to go down
here real quick. I don't know if I'd have thought
to go.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
But I'm in the elevator on floor one.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I know.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
But I'm familiar with basement. Those other floors I'm not
really familiar with, so I don't even know if I
would have thought to hit those. I for sure wouldn't
hit ours, though, because once you get on ours, you're screwed.
They're coming in with you.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You know what I should have done? I should have
just done one of the parking garage levels.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I didn't think about that. I was just like, uh, uh, uh, seven.
He rode the elevator with me, and I was like,
all right, man.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
I just checked with him. He's still on the elevator
riding it.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
So if you see a random guy walking around the office,
I did not let him on the elevator. That's on me.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Well, and some of these new people, you don't even know.
Do you remember the guy that sat behind me? Kind
of a cooler dude.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
With sales. And he was just observing. Yeah. Randomly ran
to me in the hall the other day, talking stocks
with me. He's like, Hey man, you, I saw you
like to do, you were looking at some stock prices.
I like stocks.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Cool dude.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And I'm like, okay, now I see your face. He's
actually really tall. I was like, you were sitting behind me.
And then he's with another blonde chick who works here
and they were eating at Capital Grill the other day
and I almost hit him with my car. Really?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And I'm like, oh, so that chick works here too.
And that was the guy that I met that one day. Okay.
Let them in the elevator. Like what if we were
to block them in the elevator? That's a good second impression.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Hey, sorry. They say no.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
You force it shut. Closes on the girl's arm. Her
white dress gets caught in it, ripped off.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Gets a grease stain right on the back. I mean,
how bad would you feel? I just thought I was
helping some guy get to work on time, and it
turns out he was trying to show up at the
radio station.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
But he for sure didn't have anything because he couldn't
hit the number.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Right. He never got to six, though. Hey, man, I'd
love to further your career. Let me take it for you. Hey,
let me help you out, man. Can I come in? No,
you can't come in. I mean, oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Pretty ambitious, though. He's inspired by Dolly.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
That might have been it. Maybe it was a sign, like,
he's not going to wait around any longer. Life is
too short. I bet there's a lot of people out
there inspired by Dolly. For sure. She did a lot
of amazing things, man.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Did you see? I mean, they're throwing flowers at her
Walk of Fame star. They got throwing flowers at her
hotel that's about to open down there.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh, she has a hotel that's opening?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, it looks like a unicorn. When did I see it?
I guess when I was with BJ and David and
Baser and we were walking around. We were over by
Miranda Lambert's in that area.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Did you see how many people were driving by her house?
Speaker 1 (17:27):
That one got creepy to me.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
That was a little weird. I'm like, guys, we don't
need to be driving by her house.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Like the posting of the video is like, yeah, I
get it. You got clout. You found her house.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Cool. But then like traffic was stopping and letting people
cross the road and go to her front gate. And
can we get some cops out there? Yeah, we need to, like,
if you're a neighbor, you know what I mean? I
understand you're, you live next to Dolly, so you're probably okay.
But at that point it seems to be going too far.
Just showing up at her house. Like, Bro, there was
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traffic in both directions. No honking. People were politely letting, oh,
get out of the car. Yes, please go place your
teddy bear by your gate. It's her private gate. Leave
her residence alone. Go to the Hall of Fame. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Go to her music label. You know what? Go to
Music Row and drop some pink tulips.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Go to Dollywood.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Do not go to her house.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I think that's when you cross the line.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And then commenters? Hey, DM me the address. Hey, can
you drop the address? Like, guys, that's not getting closer
to Dolly. That's creeping people out that are a part
of her estate.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
They're going to have to put up a sign that
says no trespassing because one person is going to cross
that gate. You know, there's always going to be one
person says, oh, leaving it at the gate is not enough.
I'm going to leave it at the front door. And then, oh,
everybody thinks they're going to be able to go to
the front door. And then someone's going to say, oh,
the front door's not good enough. Let me go inside.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Well, and now that I have seen it, there are
various houses living in this area that people always say,
that's Dolly's house. Oh, that's Dolly's house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Nope, it never was. So now that I see what
her actual house was, the times I've been given a tour,
or friends have said, oh, yes, that's Dolly's house. Oh, that?
Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's Alan Jackson's place on Tom Ford Lake. Guys, most
of the time when people say that crap, it ain't
even their house. They've moved around 10 times.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, when we first moved here, this guy that used
to do the pod with us, he told me, oh,
that's Dolly Parton's house. And so when my parents came
to visit, we were just driving around and I was like, oh,
right there's Dolly's house. And so they took a picture
of Dolly's house. Wasn't her house. So I'm one of
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those guys. We'll take a break. We'll be right back
dude let me tell you about my week so far
it's been amazing i don't know what you've done when
you get off work but i'll tell you what i've
done i've sat in a tire shop you know where
that would not happen Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
They also do bike tires.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Well, no. I get home from work on Monday, and
my wife is like, I think I got a nail
or something in my tire because the low tire pressure
light is on in my car. I'm like, don't worry
about it. I'll take it up to the tire shop,
get it patched, get it fixed, whatever we need to do.
I will be the hero. I will get this done.
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And I drive up to the tire shop. And I
wait for like an hour and a half, two hours,
because good God, a tire shop is the busiest place
on the planet. There is always someone needing a tire.
So if you want to get rich, open a tire shop.
That is where the money is at. My God, the
line was so long. People sitting all over that lobby.
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One guy watching his phone with no headphones that whatever
he's watching, the sound is blaring. It's like, dude, can
you go outside at least pro tip? You can do
an appointment online. You don't go in person anymore. Yeah.
Pro tip. Monday is when she found the nail or
whatever in her tire. So did you want me to
wait a day or two for an appointment? Yeah, she's
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gots to wait. Nobody just goes to a lobby without
checking in. Well, I did go online and try to
make an appointment. They said there was no more appointments
available today, but we do take drop-ins. Oh, the drop-ins
are the worst, man, because that's when they can hit
you with that three-hour thing.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Otherwise, they feel obligated. Once you have that appointment, they're like, oh,
we better hustle him around.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Correct. And so I sit there and sit there and
sit there. And I was like, oh, great, man. People
coming and going. I'm here to pick up my car. Okay,
what's your last name? Oh, hold on. I can't find
the keys. Got to go out there. They find the keys.
They give the cars. They tell me, oh, yeah, it'll be,
you know, hour and a half, two hours. Are you
going to wait with us here? Oh, yeah, where else
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would I go, man? You're going to have my vehicle.
Why did you not go to Freeland? I didn't know
if Freeland Chevrolet could fix my tire. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Even doesn't matter, make or model, and they'll give you
a rental. Why do you think I was in that
big white beer leer and I was also in a Colorado?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Dang. Should have gone to Freeland Chevrolet. And we could
have got footage. We could have got footage of me
rolling up in my wife's car, them doing the tire,
however they do it. I don't know how they do it,
but they did it. So I'm there, and they finally
pull it out and honk the horn, beep, beep, and
you look up. Oh, that's the vehicle. Here we go.
(22:40):
All right, thank you, sir. We got that all patched
up for you. Thanks for coming in. You know, if
there's anything else, you know, just let us know. We're here.
All right, man, thanks. Cool. Go home. Live my life.
I get home from work yesterday, and my wife says, hey,
I don't think the patch is working. The low-pressure light
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is on again.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I said, well, I guess I know what I'm doing today.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I'm not a tire guy.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
And so I went out, got in her vehicle, drove
it down the street, took a right, a left, a right, left, left, right,
pulled into the parking lot. And I wait in line again.
There's five people in front of me. And I'm the
next one to go, sir, you. picking up or dropping off?
I was like, oh, I'm dropping off. And he goes,
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do you mind if I help that lady right behind you?
She's just here to pick up her vehicle.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Actually, both. I'm picking up a tire and dropping off
my car.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Actually, I mean, I would like to go in front
of her. You know what I mean? That adds more
minutes to my day of waiting. But yeah, go ahead, lady.
Just get your car.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Was it a hottie?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
She was a blondie.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Okay, so he wanted the number.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Yeah, he wanted the number. And then he was struggling
to find her keys also. Like, he had to get
on the radio. Hey, did you guys work on this car?
Do you know where it is? And the guy came
in and found it right away, and he's like, oh,
my God, I must be blind.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Funny joke.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I was like, hilarious, man. Now can you help me? Yeah, hey,
Stevie Wonder. And so he's like, hey, man, what brings
you in here today? I'm Dylan. And I'm like, what's up, Dylan?
Nice to meet you. And I'm like, yeah, man, I
was in here yesterday, and my wife had either a
nail or a screw. I don't know. You guys never
told me in her tire. And you patched it up.
But here we are today, and I'm back because the
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patch ain't working because the light's on again.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Patch didn't work, you son of a batch.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
And so he's like, you mind if I go take
a look at it? And I was like, hell, by
all means. So we walk out there. He's like, how's
your day been going so far? It's going great, man,
except for I'm at the tire store for the second
day in a row.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Small talks you?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Small talks me. Oh, man, yeah. But this weather, it's
been getting better and better, hasn't it? Yeah, it has, man.
It really has. He goes, but I got to be honest,
we could use some rain. Thank you, Dylan. I know
we could use some rain. We haven't had a lot
of rain in the month of August. We're almost to September.
We could use some rain. Cool. He goes, let me
see what we got going on here. He goes, yeah,
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you're right. A little bit low. We'll get you in line.
We'll get you in there to get it checked out.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Another line?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Another line. I was thinking, my thinking was, I had
been there the day before. So I literally thought, oh,
of course he's just going to let me go to
the front of the line. Because I'd already been there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Just get a new tire. This patch stuff.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You tractor guys know. Come on. What's in a patch?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I mean, it's pretty impressive that they can patch a tire.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, you know how they do it. They do some
stupid blue ink or something, and they're able to see
exactly then where it's leaking from. And then they just
go in inside out, patch it or some crap.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
It's so smart.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I know. No, there's a science to it, but I
can't believe that when they weren't able to patch it
the best. If it's not a good patch, I don't
get how it could leak.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I don't know. I don't know if the patch can
come off. Like, did they not glue it down good enough?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Usually they know. So they'll patch it and they can
see if something's leaking with that ink. Right.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Well, obviously they didn't ink it right. Okay. The ink
didn't do its job. And so I sat there for
another hour and 45 minutes while they waited my vehicle
in line, and then they did the honk, honk. Hey, man,
sorry about that. The patch wasn't all the way secure.
We got it taken care of. You should be good
to go now. You should be good to go. Paperwork's
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in the door. And have a great day, and we're
here if you need us. So that's what I've done
the last two days.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Well, did the patch work?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
So far, the patch has worked.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
What is it? One of those hangover patches they put
on it?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah. It gives them some electrolytes and rehydrates the tire
and blows it up itself.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Did they break down what exactly made the hole?
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Because they love it.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
No. You know what?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
We actually found it. It was a fucking screw.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
No.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I'm telling you what. It was a fucking nail from
one of those construction sites. Buddy, I don't care the
history of the tire and what punctured it. Just fix it.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That's what I told Dylan on the way out to
the vehicle. I said, hey, man, one of three things
is going on. I got a faulty air pressure light. B,
the patch didn't stick and we need a new one.
Or three, my wife is the worst driver ever and
got another tire screw in her nail. And he goes, well,
I wouldn't be surprised by that. This is Nashville. What
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the sexist? Oh, he's talking about the nails, not the woman.
He's like, oh, the construction. He was like, that wouldn't
surprise me.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You know, all that stuff around 12 South, downtown. Yeah,
stuff like that. Okay, dude, enough with the small talk, man.
Fix the damn patch.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
But they fixed it, man. The car is running. It's good.
We drove it to soccer practice last night. No problems.
No light in the vehicle is on. So I am
hoping that when I go home today and my wife
is going to be like, don't worry, tire works.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
I would not even come near our building with that.
Definitely not floor or floor because they're building a 70
floor high rise one block from our building.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
And right next door. Oh, yeah. We're surrounded by construction.
I mean, there's construction everywhere. Like this morning, I'm riding
my bike in and there's a forklift carrying big old
cinder blocks. Down the street, just do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I'm like, wow, man, great.
Welcome to Nashville.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, they had us shut down here this morning. I
was like, nope, I'm going into the building. Guy's got
the stop sign up. I cut right to the left
of him and went up the ramp. I'm like, bro,
you're not stopping me from a business residence. Like, stop.
And he, like, looked at me like, well, what do
you think you're doing, son? Dude, I'm not sitting here
waiting for a cement truck. Like, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Oh, man, we'll take a break. We'll be right back.
So all that to say, I should have gone to
Freeland Chevrolet. They would have done it right the first time.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And you'd have been able to talk to Lewis, Richard,
the boys.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Gosh.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
They're going to grease it up right. They know how
to absolutely lube it. They're going to get it patched up.
They're going to probably do some inside-out condom, and it's
not going to deflate.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, so that was my bad. But I did play
golf on Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Must be nice.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
Have you played golf lately?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I played once in the last nine months. out at
the course and my back patio. I play every day.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
No, I get it on your back patio. You're really
good from your back patio.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Very impressed by your skills, but I went to play
on Friday. I was just like, man, it's a beautiful day.
I'm going to try to go get around a golf
in and I show up at the course. And I mean,
they got me right on, on a Friday. Okay. Wasn't
that busy. I don't know what was going on, but
I got paired up with these two dudes and I'm like,
this is awesome.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Maybe too hot.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Man, I didn't think Friday was hot. It was only
like 90. What?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I mean, compared to the surface of the sun. Correct.
It's not that hot.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Continue. I will say 90 degrees does scare some people
like Garrett. His son had a soccer game on Saturday
and it got canceled due to heat.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
In Texas?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeah. Yeah. But I've never heard of that. I mean,
I grew up in Texas. We never canceled because of heat.
We played because we were tough.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Scuba with the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, that was really nice. Hey, thanks, Scoob, man. Good
looking out, dude. Good to see you, too. So anyway,
I'm sitting there and they, hey, man, I don't remember
their names. We'll just go with Jackson and we'll go
with Billy Merrill. And hey, man, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you guys. All right. Tee off. And
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Jackson's about to tee off, and Billy's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now take a step back. Move your feet this way. Okay,
now go, now go. All right, cool. And we go,
and they drive their cart, I drive my cart, and
they go over there, I go over here. And we
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finish the first hole, get to the second tee box.
Jackson's about to tee off. Billy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look at your feet.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
We're not doing this 18 times.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Look at your feet. He's like, oh, okay, sorry, sorry, sorry.
How do you want them to be? Is this better?
That's better, Jackson. Go ahead. I'm like, oh, my God.
I would never want to play with my friend if
he did this. This is so freaking annoying.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hits.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
He does it to him in the fairway again. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop.
Look at your shoulders.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
We're out here having fun. This isn't the PGA.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Look at your shoulders. Like, your shoulders are pointing to
the left. You're going to hit it way left if
you swing right now.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Who was this guy, Tiger Woods?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Well, that's what I'm saying. He wasn't even the most
amazing golfer I've ever seen. He was good, but he
wasn't amazing.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What is this, a Tom Amansky Golf Academy?
Speaker 2 (32:17):
And I'm like, God, this is really annoying. If Garrett
or Greg or Jacob did that to me, I would
never play golf with them again. Correct. Right? That would
be super annoying. Hey, man, let me... Every stroke, he would... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Are you sure you're lined up properly?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Please tell me he did that to you.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No, he never did it to me. But finally, on
the fourth tee box, I've had enough.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Let me guess. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Are your feet?
Speaker 2 (32:47):
I finally, Jackson goes the tee off and Billy stops
him again. Right? Stops him mid, like, warm up, everything,
and corrects his stance, how he's holding the club. And
I'm like, dude, you are the most annoying person ever.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Those two are at a standstill like Enos Kanter in
the WNBA.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Yes. And so Billy, or Jackson, hits it. And Billy's like, see?
See what it does when you do it right? And
I'm like, wow. And I said, man, I don't mean
to be rude, guys, but how long have you guys
been friends? This is crazy.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Dude, I would not only disown you, I would have
been gone by hole two with a six-pack in tow.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
And Billy goes, oh, no, no, I'm his instructor. He
hired me to teach him how to play golf.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
And he went on the course with him.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
He went on the course with him. And I was like, Oh, Oh,
that makes much more sense. I was thinking you guys
were like best friends and you were up in his
ass all day about his swing. And I was like,
if you were my friend, I would have punched you
in the nuts because you were so damn annoying.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
That might be frowned upon in the clubhouse, taking an
instructor on the course. I know you can't do it
at a gym.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Really? You can't have your own personal trainer. They want
you to pay for their personal trainers. Oh.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
I couldn't just bring you in and you be like
telling me how to do stuff. That's why when I
try to help Baser at the gym, I'm like, I
can't be that vocal because they're weird about trainers. I'm like, hi,
I'm her boyfriend. Sorry, no trainers. You got to pay
$ 200 an hour.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
All right, man.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I'm just trying to show my chick a couple tricks.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
But, dude, it enlightened me. I passed judgment on them
without knowing their story. And after knowing their story, I
was like, okay, a little bit more acceptable. But going in,
the first four holes, I was like, my God, Billy
might be the most annoying person I've ever met in
my life.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Well, and that affects your game. How is that fun
to be around?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You're like looking at your own feet.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm like, hey, Billy, can you, how are my shoulders, Billy?
Speaker 1 (35:00):
He's an instructor and he didn't give you one tip. No.
I find it hard to believe.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, no, because that guy paid him.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
I know, but they're all knowing. I'm shocked he didn't
give you one little finger trick. Hey, man, if you
loop your pinky right around your nutsack, it actually is
a perfect grip when you go to get a chunk wedge.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
Thanks, man.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Hey, I really appreciate you looking out for me, Billy,
but I got this. You worry over there about Jackson.
I'm going to worry about me. Thank you very much.
You guys go play over there, and you shape his
body and move his hips how you want him to move.
I'm going to do me over here.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Two people. Our listeners, our truck drivers, have no idea
either of these people. Billy, the golf instructor, and not
my Billy friend, and then Pitt's friend from Ohio.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Who's more annoying? You got Billy, the golf instructor. Move
your feet for every hole. If you're with that group,
it's just annoying. Or me, Pitts.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Was it you?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
I think so. Me, Pitts, you.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Are we going to do it after the break?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
No, no, no. You're good.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Me, Pitts, you, and this guy from Ohio. And you
would have thought he was playing in the PGA Tour. Everything.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Jeez, man.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Jeez.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Going up there, doing a putt.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You got to. F. F.
Speaker 1 (36:20):
That man.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I'm like pits.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Who is your friend from Cincinnati? He's annoying his balls.
I'm tired of his energy and pits hangs out with
the guy all the time. He was one step away
from a myocardial infarction. Dude was going to have a
heart attack.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I've never, and then you're going to go left.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
You, you man. Is he talking to his ball?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
We're not even playing for money.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
I will never go with that guy again. Pitt's like, yeah, brother.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
I went with my friend from Ohio, brother.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Why? I would never in a million years go golfing
with that guy again. He was annoying as crap. Everything was, oh,
last time I was out here, I shot a 60. Oh,
my last shot. Oh, I always make those putts. F
word this, F word that. Oh, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Getting hybrid.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Why the is that doing that? Who is this guy, brother?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Who's more annoying, Billy the instructor or brother's buddy from Ohio? Ohio.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Jeez.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
It's like one time I got paired up with a guy,
and every time he hit it, oh, get down, get down. Oh, okay, good, good.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's funny, though. I say get down.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
No, no, he said it every shot. F, that's got
to get down. Oh, right next to the pin. Okay,
good shot. It was like every shot, he yelled it.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
I like saying get down, though, because it makes you
sound like you're a badass and like you just absolutely
crushed it.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
I'm like, get down, get down.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
It's like 50 yards short.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
I'm like, oh, yeah, perfect. Get up, get up. I mean,
get up.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Get some legs, man.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Get some legs. Oh, man. But, yeah, that was my
round of golf, dude. So it wasn't really that much fun.
It was a little stressful. But once I found out
they were instructor and peasant players, Then I felt a
little bit better, but it was still kind of annoying.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Boomer hit me. Speaking of golf, he hit me with
a picture.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
He's playing.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
He's playing. I was like, I thought you were at Coolidge.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
He's golfing on day two of Coolidge on a baseball scholarship.
That seems weird. First of all, put down the clubs. Yeah.
Don't you have class to go to?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Second of all, are we not investigating the co-eds? Third
of all, where are your books? Maybe he has a
week until it starts. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, maybe he's just getting used to the campus. Maybe
he moved in early.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
But looks like he's enjoying Coolidge.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Good, good. Yeah, my goddaughter, she is up in Boston.
She went to a Red Sox game. Looks like she's
been exploring the town with some other girls from campus.
Looks like she's having a great time.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Ray, quite the exploration through her Facebook pictures.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Well, that's all I got. I got hit with those.
That's all I got. Talked to her dad. Dad is
doing okay. Little brother's a little down in the dumps.
And mom is an absolute wreck.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah, it probably does feel like that empty nest feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah. I mean, they still got the younger son, but
I mean, that's the only daughter and mom and her
were like shopping buddies. And so she's just having a
hard time, man. having a hard.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Time that's it's gonna be you man eventually but i
remember maria my sister muff she said when i left
for college because rob my brother he lasted like a
month and then i think he flunked out but which
my mom said when i would leave she would cry
all day and i'm like mom All I was doing
was either gambling or watching television. What was so fun
(39:53):
to be around? What does it matter if I'm there
or not?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Oh man, that's funny. We'll take a break. We'll be
right back. Then can I ask you a question? What
the hell was the 49ers owner doing? How do you
end up in a trailer park when you have $ 500 million?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Like Billy hit me up with a text four days
after it broke. I was like, thanks, Billy. It is
a legit story. And it happened over four days ago. Like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Oh, that is like Bezos going to the love truck
stop and picking up a lot lizard. What are we doing, bro?
Just call one to your hotel room. Can you come on?
You have $ 500 million. You're telling me you can't find
something better than something that lives in a trailer park.
Like I am just saying there has to be a
(40:50):
classier escorts than the trailer park off the side of
the highway. When you have $ 500 million. Right.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
But if it's not legal, like in Vegas, it's legal.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
It is illegal in Vegas.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
Oh, right.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
So if then maybe he doesn't have another option, that's
his option. There has to be a better option in
downtown Cleveland. So I have heard, maybe there's the dating apps,
but I've heard there's versions of dating apps that are
for prostitutes.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Like Backpage.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
That's where he was.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
On Backpage?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I'm 99% sure he was on Backpage.
Speaker 1 (41:33):
I heard that thing doesn't even exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Let me make sure.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
But we can't Google. I have heard you can go
on that website. and pick up girls. But I'm saying,
so then if it's that site doesn't exist and it's
not legal, illegal in Vegas, what are his options in Ohio?
Speaker 2 (41:59):
I mean, go to the girl at Wendy's and be like,
I'll pay you 200 bucks, 500 bucks. I have $ 500 million?
Do you want to come in a private jet? I mean, anything.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Hi, I'll take a Frosty, a Big Mac, and then
also a side of sex. Coach, Tiger went to Perkins, okay?
Billionaire went to truck stop.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
I mean, it blows my mind that that's all he
could find. I feel like they have it at their
disposal with the circles they run in. There are so
many women that would want to sleep with him just
because he owns the 49ers, and he's going to the
lowest of low.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Is that how he got busted? One of the lizards
turned him in?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
No, it was an undercover cop posing as a... A woman? Yes. Hi,
you have a... And he contacted her three different times
to make sure they were good to go, and he...
He talked her down to the $ 140 or whatever. He
was getting a discount.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
He did?
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yes. So it cost $ 450? Something $ 300. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
To hook up with a lizard? That's what our truck
drivers are paying?
Speaker 2 (43:16):
I talked to Batter's boss. He's like, good God. Our organization,
first Kyle Shanahan almost kills himself in a wreck. Then
Mike Evans already hurt his hamstring. And now my owner's
out banging a freaking trailer parker.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Evans is with the Niners?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
That was the most shocking thing of what you just said.
He was still with the Bucs.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I mean, dude, this Niners owner could come to our
convention and he'd have better luck than he would in
the freaking trailer park. But it does put new, and
now I understand the little Niner slogan, bang, bang.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Is that really it?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
That is their slogan is bang, bang, 49er gang. You
would think that there was a elevated.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
Hookup.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
Right, that's what I mean.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Right, so like for Bumble, and then there's, what's the
other one?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Arista.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Arista. Okay.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
So you got Arista is for the like celebs. And
then you got below that is Bumble and Tinder. So
for the prostitutes, is there an elevated one? There has
to be. There has to be an elevated one. And
that's what I mean. But maybe he's cheap because he
did try to get a discount. So maybe he's cheap
(44:39):
and he doesn't want to pay top dollar for some poontang.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Or he has no game whatsoever. He can't go to
a bar and pick up a chick.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
Right. Just walk in there and be like, have a
laminate that says owner, 49ers. You got something.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Jeez, wear a ring, man. You should see it now, dude.
You're beating him off with a stick.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
I'm like, guys, my wife is literally right there. Only
happens when you're married, man.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
I told you when I was at that bar in Charleston.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
She's like.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
And so I'll just go to these like sex parties
and like, you'll be like dancing and other people can
see you having sex.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
And I'm like, oh, that sounds fun. My wife's like,
what are you guys talking about? Oh, the flowers. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
This lady just started in a full on conversation. The
beautiful flowers and botanical gardens of Charleston. How the aroma
in the morning is perfect because it just enlightens your
nose and brings smile to your face. Don't worry about it, honey.
You'll learn one day, maybe.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
And you can buy girls drinks. Back in the day,
I never had money to buy them drinks. You know
how easy it is to start a conversation? Hey, do
you want a drink? That's one luxury I never had.
I always just had to start with being somewhat of
an aura. Otherwise, you're not going to ever talk to
the person because you can't buy them a drink.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, and you know what's funny is, like, mostly you're
scared to talk to chicks. Like, dudes are scared to
talk to chicks because they're scared to get rejected, right? Right.
They're nervous about that rejection. I saw a little video
online the other day, and it was these dudes, and
they have a rule that if you get turned down
by five girls in a row, all your boys owe
(46:27):
you a drink because you They want to encourage rejection
to take the chance. So most guys are like, nah, man,
what if she says no, I'm not going to go
talk to her. These dudes, if you get five girls
in a row turn you down for giving the number,
all your boys buy you a round of drinks.
Speaker 1 (46:45):
Man, Arnold would drink for free.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
And I thought that was great. What a great idea.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Oh, for five. It's been done before. I've seen, I've
seen Billy. I've seen Billy pull off a three for
three before. I've seen Billy pull off an over five
when he gets sloppy. And I, I, unfortunately I believe
on spring break, there were some over tens where you
go over three each night of spring. Oh man.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
All right. We're out of here. Happy Wednesday. Jamar chase
is okay. He says he's okay. It looked like he
blew out his knee. So if you've already had your
fantasy draft, you should be okay. You should be okay
with Jamar Chase. Enjoy it. Soccer playoffs tonight. If we win,
we play again. 6-15, and then hopefully we'll be playing
at 7-15. Have a great Wednesday. We're out of here.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
Dang, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
That was all right. That was good.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
All right, man.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Glad to hear Arnold's still around.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
I've been pretty beat up lately. I was a big
fan of Dolly. I will always love Dolly.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Thanks, Arnold.
Speaker 1 (48:08):
Thanks for that, man.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
That was special.
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