July 19, 2026 • 45 mins
Ray tried to eat a nice steak dinner in Las Vegas but Ray reveals why him and Scuba Steve got kicked out of the restaurant. Facebook has done something to their system where we can't find the latest posts on The Sore Losers Facebook and we are super frustrated. Plus Lunchbox had a very awkward conversation with an absolute smoke show at the Little League practice for BabyBox. Also we celebrate BabyBox's 8th Birthday and Ray got him a special gift from Las Vegas. The World Cup wraps up Sunday so we will tell you if Spain will win or if Messi and Argentina are going back to back.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee, home of the
Super Bowl in twenty thirty, but more importantly, the Sore
Losers Coaches Convention in twenty twenty seven, presented by Freeland Chevrolet.
We are one hundred and one Dalmatian days away from
(00:23):
the convention. It is gonna be a whopper. I've been
telling all the boys at Freeland. Lewis Richard still working
on a discount for them, but uh, let's get them
in the door. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was on the highway yesterday and the truck in
front of me had that little sticker on the right
hand side, bottom right of the tailgate, said Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I'm glad we're talking about this. Do you have
a moment, yeah, I'll be here. When I asked you, hey,
where did you post the video of me and the truck?
Because it would be a good thing to put on
social for Freelan Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Where did you put it Instagram story? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, okay, I may put it back up there so
it lives forever.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Got it? My bad?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Bro? I thought I was going crazy. I go, okay,
he can't get on X anymore, but I'll still check
on X. Nope, not on x Instagram, not on Instagram.
I didn't think of stories. And then I go, well,
maybe Facebook, that's cool? He tagged him on Facebook. Wild
go over to Facebook. Search for twenty minutes, couldn't find it,
and then I forgot to text you. But now top
(01:37):
of mind, I thought, I have to ask you what
social media did you post it on? Cause I can't
find it? Tictac LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Ray I put it on it LinkedIn real cool way
to talk about stuff. Now, I mean, I thought, I
don't know, are there idiother social media's?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Uh be real dreads? There's no snap chat on bro.
I thought for a second, you put it on Snapchat.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
There's no way anybody that listens to this is on threads, right,
No one's on threads.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh gory Debayzer. Three years ago, when I was in
the Dominican Republic on my vacation, woke me up out
of a sound nap and said, hey, Lebron James has
been traded to the Lakers. But more importantly, you need
to wake up because there's this new thing called threads.
You have to get on it. And that thing straight up,
(02:35):
what did we say was the parabolic? What was the
opposite of god good, diabolic, diabolic. It's probably still we
don't google, but that's probably not even the opposite of parent.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And nobody's even hit us up about parabolical or diabolical.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I gotta be real about Facebook.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There is some tab that I don't have that doesn't
exist on my computer, so I can never see the
newest posts.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh my god, you are speaking my language.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm about to murder Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What is happening.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I searched the thing for twenty minutes and I still
see new posts. I want to see new posts, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I am with you one hundred percent. All of a sudden, recently,
you just go and it's like that post is from
three months ago. I don't want to see that post.
I want to see the new post, like when I
don't know if people are posting anything because all I
see is old posts. And I thought, okay, I am
(03:39):
not technology efficient. I am not very smart when it
comes to technology. I get that. So I was just like,
it's just a me thing. And I never said anything
to anybody. I just dealt with the inner frustration. I
kept those feelings buried inside of me, and I haven't
let them out. And you say that, and it is
(03:59):
like I have been seen. I feel heard. I am
so glad. I am not the only one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mark Zuckerberg. How hard is it to leave that little
three dot thing I would click on and then it
would say new posts. Instead, it takes me to whatever
the Algo thinks is the most important thing in my life.
I'm sorry, I don't care that the May Brothers just
banged a race car. I'm sorry. I want to see
(04:26):
the newest post. I don't care that the Texas Brothers
are on there talking about Texas won and track and field.
I want to see the newest post. I don't care
that all the sore Looers went and banged each other
in Mexico and got married. I want to see the
new post. Yeah, I don't care Callaway talking about Mississippi
(04:48):
State ice hockey. I want to see.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The new disposed because the one that's up there right
now July tenth, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Liking people's photos with my cats account that are from
like weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, why does it not have that? Oh my gosh, dude,
thank you, thank you. I was seriously, I don't want
to see landon Locer post. He lost another case. He
needs to come to the convention to drown his sorrows.
I want to see the newest post.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I was like, did he put when he said socials
is like Robin Hood? Did he post it on that?
Did he post it on Cameo? I don't know where
he posted this? Got it stories Instagram. We got to
start the show.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But before we do, I mean we I didn't know
we were gonna go there. I just want to say
happy birthday to baby Box. He turns eight years old today.
It's freaking crazy that he has eight and he go
on a soapbox. I've got a president. You're going to
open for him?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I will, I will. It just feels crazy to me
that that he is eight years old. That eight years
ago today, we were in the hospital and we were
trying to delay pregnancy because he was six weeks early
and they were trying to you know, maybe his lungs
weren't going to be developed enough. And here he came
out the birth canal at five point fifty nine PM
(06:10):
and they put him in that little incubator, didn't even
get to hold him, and they rushed him to the
nick you and he was what was crazy. Is he
was the biggest baby pretty much in the nick you,
but you still felt it like it was just like, man,
this is crazy because we didn't get to leave the
hospital with our baby. And I remember, I still feel
guilty about this. Is I was scrubbing in one day
(06:32):
to go into the nick you and this family that
I had seen there all the time, all the time
we talk, talk talk, they're scrubbing in at the same time,
and they're like, can you hear me the soap? They said,
oh yeah, we're scrubbing in for the last time. We're
taking our baby home today. And in my head, I
thought fu, Like how terrible is it that I thought
(06:55):
f U, because they're getting to take their baby home
because my kid was still in the nick you. But
here we are smash cut. Feels like it was yesterday
and he's eight. He's freaking eight. He's a big, freaking kid. Okay,
Like he's starting to look like a kid, he's starting
to act, have his own ideas, and I mean, it's
(07:16):
just crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, thank you coach for that moment.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's like we were we were at the lake, you know,
we were on vacation, and I had to run in
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He was.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I asked him, did you brush your teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Why don't you brush him? I used to brush my
hands waiting for you in the neak you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I said, have you brushed your teeth yet? And he
said yes, and I said good, and he goes, no,
I haven't. I said, okay, I need you to go
brush your teeth. Have you brushed your teeth? He goes yes,
Dad already brushed my teeth. I said, all right, let
me smell. He goes, no, I haven't. So that's twice.
I said, okay, bud Son, I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It smells like it cool.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I really I want to know if you've brush your
teeth yet? Yes I have that? Okay, good, No, I
really haven't. That's three times.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, Well he's getting spanked at my house of this.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And I said, okay, now the game is over. I
need to know the truth. I need to know did
you brush your teeth or not? And he goes yes.
I said thank you. When I say the game is over,
and he goes, no, I haven't. And I looked at
(08:32):
his mom. I said, you better talk to him right
now because I am about to rip into him. I
don't want to yell, I need you to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm about to McGregor's ass, and I'm talking about McGregor
from ten years ago, not this new version.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And she says So she looks at him and says, hey,
did you and she goes. He goes, yes, I really did.
I really did. I was just being funny. And that's
when I looked at him and I said, hey, Bud,
when I tell you I'm done with the game and
then I ask you one more time, that's when I
want you to be serious. And he goes meet me roadrunner,
(09:09):
and I said time out, let's go right now. And
my mom was sitting there, and I mean, I thought
she was gonna die from laughter. She about fell out
of her chair. She goes, me me, And so the
rest of the trip, my mom would go me me.
I mean, that is what an eight year old does.
And now I can tell everybody he's eight years old,
(09:30):
because he was getting so mad at me.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Almost killed him that day.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
When we'd go places and they would say how old
are your kids? And I would tell him seven, six
and four, Dad, I'm almost eight. Every time. Why don't
you just tell him I'm eight every time? And he said, Dad,
now that I'm eight, I'm turning eight tomorrow, do I
come to the pod with you in the morning. And
I was like, no, you don't, No, you don't. But
(09:55):
happy birthday, baby Box. We usually start the show right away.
We got on ten engines and I was gonna do
the Happy Birthday first, but it got overshadowed by I
don't in the Facebook algorithm.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well are you gonna sing? Because you did just about
everything else.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Now I'm not gonna sing on here because he's never
gonna hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Canks and candles, Bud, Let's start the show, Dearly beloved.
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three,
sore losers?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Genius, y'all. It's Sison from the North, also from the
West Wyoming. We've been discussing it on The Bobby Bone Show,
The Big Show. I'm more there from than from the North.
I'm also from the north of Nashville in the country,
the Corn High. By the fourth of July, it's up,
Yes it is, and they're knocking down trees trying to
make more farmland. It's beautiful. I absolutely love it with Baser.
(10:56):
My wife, she works from home. Don't know what she does.
I should probably ask her someday, but a lot of
Excel spreadsheets, she redacts a ton of stuff. She does
conference calls, she'll sit in on court hearings, and then
those days I can't even talk. Oh I'm a hearing
today and she has to get sworn in. Yeah, sworn in. Yeah,
that's cool. It's wild. And the cat's right in the background.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm like, so the cat came me out, but I
can't open the fridge. Got it? Anyways, we got two
point three kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should check on him.
He's at a dinghy right now in gun Lake in Michigan.
And well, I'll probably die of a heart attack when
I'm seventy two and a half. Hopefully I have kids someday,
not today, not tomorrow, and probably not in a year
or in five years, but someday. Coach over to you.
(11:38):
But as I say that, back to you, back to you,
and back to me, here is the present for your kid.
It's a surprise ball.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And I can either. It can be a total surprise.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wow, it's a FIFA World Cup one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'd say it's more okay, Scuba talk me in the airport.
I told you guys this I was ten. Mimosa is
deep and he's like hey, and content is king. It
would be smart to buy this for lunch box, and
you guys can do it for content, so I can
tell you what it could be. Unbox, collect and build
your dream team with FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six
Ballers Ballers Series one, the official license collectible from the
(12:19):
FIFA World Cup. Thirty three football players, NMSs NFL Guys
No Stop, seven rare figures, MESSI two super rares. Every
capsule is packed with football fandom, representing the best teams
from around the globe Brazil, Argentina, Germany, France, Spain, England, Uruguay, Mexico,
(12:41):
Canada and the USA. Each player comes with a collector coin,
a miniature football and an additional epic surprise. Find rare
moments like mess and Mbope, Frozen and their iconic World
Cup celebrations. Unlock accessories football balls. Wow, all that what a.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Great idea ball? But is this worth more money? If
we don't open it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You gotta open it, dude, but you're also gonna have
to tear the butt out of it. I don't know
how exactly you open it.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, it's just like this.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Here you go, kid, This is from Ray. It's four collectibles.
One of them is the USA guy that's now worthless.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, Messi is not gonna win the championship either, so
he's worthless too. Wow, it's a blue ball beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hey, when is that Sunday? I wonder if my flight's early?
I may it's got to be afternoon, right.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, like two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Thank you. That is the only thing I like about FIFA.
There's no late games afterwards because they got to worry
about the people around the world. They're more worried about
the global audience because they're gonna get so many people
watching overseas, so they don't do it at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, there's another wrapping. The blue paper is wrapping two.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, so the outro was black. He ripped that off.
Now he's going through the blue rat pick. Well, if
you get these for your kids, get ready to seat
belt in for another five minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yep, it's not as easy as it.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh no, Now there's a white ball messy is it?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, it's a black piece of paper. Oh, it's a
piece of a soccer field.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's legos. What a waste of money?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who did I get to say? Ballers their own brand?
I don't know what the heck it says. It's like
three faces on there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What do you do with your phone?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm trying to I'm taking a picture.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Of it and then you enlarge it on that is.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm like, oh, I got Harry Kane and that's all
it says. But there's two other guys on there. I
don't know who they are. Well, you're the football fan
that one guy. I mean they look like English guys,
but I don't know. They don't put their names all right, cool,
So I got Harry Kane.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No messy, that's gonna be a loser on that one.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh if I had just opened this one, it has
the figure and this is his coin. But why do
they put two other English guys on there with not
Harry Kane? So that's not a bad one Harry Kane.
But I only got one. This is the only piece
of the field I have, so.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They probably do it. So you have to buy.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All of them to put the field together, and then
you put all the players on the field.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Dad, can you go to Vegas and get me another
one of the ballers.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I got Harry Kane. He'll be playing in the third
place match on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, that's it. That was in there, I say it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Man, that's cool. It's that's it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh my gosh, we got got?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How much that cost twenty? Whoa, Hey, I got a buddy,
that's he's part English. I will send him this Harry
Kane as a souvenir, since I have not texted him
since the collapse of the British Empire the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's also for your kid though, that's birthday present.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh yeah, yea, I'll give that to him.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, thanks man. But also they got us. I don't
none of that seems rare, No.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
But it's pretty cool, does it even? I don't know
if it looks like Harry Kane. But what a day?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You want to take a break? Yeah, well come back.
Hey did you get kicked out of a restaurant?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
No? Man, you didn't in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh we did.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, I'd like to hear about that. Right after this. Yeah,
I was talking to Scoopa, and he mentioned some about
being escorted out of a restaurant, and I was like,
how does Ray not talk about that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Because it's more bite than bowl or whatever the saying goes.
I've been.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I mean, I didn't realize they would escort you out
of anywhere in Vegas, Ray, it's more bite than you.
But I was there one time and it was fantasy
football trip and we'd been drinking at the airport. Cousin
Andrew Freu, flew from Lubbock to Austin to fly with us,
and we were taking shots at the airport and we
(17:06):
were on the flight and I mean we would just
hold up our hands and the flight attendant would flip
us mini bottles. Didn't even have to come give him
to us.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He would throw them. We're Row four.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That was before TSA, before TSA, before all this, Like well,
I was pre It was just like they didn't care.
It was like, WHOA, have a good time. We're going
to Vegas. And we had to stop in Phoenix and
we all walking to Vegas, walking to Vegas, and they're like, sir,
we're in Phoenix. We knew, but what they allowed us
(17:39):
to get off the plane, which is weird. They let
us get off in Phoenix and get back on. So
we got off in Phoenix and got a shot. Jaegerbaum
got back on the plane. Dude, we got there. I
was so hammered, hammered. I went to the club and
it was still time, Like I literally had no idea
(18:03):
what time of day it was. And we were at
New York, New York and they had a club. I
was like, guys, let's go in. And I didn't realize
they were just setting it up. They were just putting
up the stanchions. And we walked in. I'm like, there
is nobody at this club.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And we walk out on the patio. It's still daylight.
I was like, oh, that's why they didn't charge us,
that's why there's no one in here. So we left
and let's go get some neat and we took the
escalators up.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But like, did you go to the hotel first? What
made you when you first land in? No? No, no,
we were at New York, New York.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, we were staying at New York, New York, got it.
So we were gambling there and drinking and I was like, man, oh,
there's a club over there. Let's go to that club.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Got it. It's usually not somebody's first thing when they
got to Bak.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No, No, it wasn't first thing. It was a couple hours
later and I was like, oh dude, let's go to
the club.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Let's go to a gig.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was like, let's go find me an Asian woo
love the you know, like, let me find me an
Asian chick. They're always at the club, and went in.
The club was not even open and it was still daylight.
So we go to a restaurant upstairs because some lady
handed out two for one drinks like a coupon, like
walking around the casino. And I was there and we
(19:22):
were hammered, and they asked me to leave the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
They said, hey, man, you are too messed up to
be in our restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What a classy establishment. It's got to take a lot
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And I literally was shocked because I didn't know you
could get kicked out of places in Vegas for being
too drunk. Had no idea. I mean, I understand a
club like if you're passing out, but besides that, when
do you get kicked out? It was just like a
regular old restaurant and they told me to go. But
(19:55):
I remember CJ. I ran into CJ. He was on
his bachelor part one time in Vegas when I happened
to be there at the same time, and we went
to the club at the wind and he got so
hammered the bouncer did pick him up over the shoulder
and take him through the kitchen and up the elevators.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Also, nice little exit route.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, they didn't go through where everybody's coming in and
up the stairs, straight through the kitchen. And we followed
them and we went back to their hotel.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You want to see the back of elevators and the
party of the restaurants people don't see. Go with Cappy.
Every bar in Nashville has got a secret elevator ride,
and you learn that when you get kicked out of places.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yes, oh, you want to tell your story now?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, and then we have to take a bathroom break.
I've got the biggest eye lash in my eye right now.
Oh no, yes, it happens all the time. I have
crazy eyelashes. Coach, but me and Scuba book he booked
a nine to thirty steakhouse. Oh, and I couldn't get
in my room there was. He was like red elevators.
I was Gold elevator, a Deluxe or Scuba handled everything.
(21:02):
He had, the phone numbers, he had, the log in.
So he goes all the way to the red elevators.
I go all the way to the Gold elevators. What
do you know? My key card doesn't work, So I'm
stuck on the elevators. There was nice people that tried
to help me, but their cards would only work to
go to their floor. They couldn't go to my floor.
So I thought maybe it was just an elevator issue. Yeah.
(21:22):
So I couldn't even get to my floor, much less
my room. So I go back down to the lobby
and try to put my say Scuba texts aren't working,
so I just go whatever. Go to the lobby. I
tell the person and he says, yeah, your name's not
on the room. But in Scuba's app it showed that
my name was on the room. So what did I do?
I just sat in the lobby for thirty minutes while
(21:43):
he showered, got already. I was still exhausted, feet hurt, sweating.
Scuba comes down. He say, what you're not ready, dude?
I couldn't get in my room I've been waiting here
the whole time. I couldn't text you, And he goes, okay,
let me go talk to him. We get you a
new card. So he gets me a new card, and
we had maybe five minutes until the reservation. Oh, and
I go, dude, I'm totally good without taking a shower.
(22:04):
Just let me throw on a collared shirt. I was
wearing absolute rags to the airport. And so he goes, yeah,
you just put on a color shirt, put on a
collar shirt, threw water on my hair, ran downstairs. Our
reservation was at nine thirty. It was nine thirty one.
As we're walking there, reservation was in the same place
as Luxer. So steps away and he gets a text,
(22:26):
your reservation has been canceled. Sorry, and you're also not
allowed to come to the restaurant we've closed. And we
go there and Scoopa's like, hey, I got a text
that said we can't even eat here anymore, and they go, yeah,
you're a one minute late, so we canceled the reservation.
But we also can do is give you a fifty
dollars credit to any restaurant in this entire lux Or
if you want to eat there, and scoop.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Was like, we wanted to eat here and it it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Literally it's nine thirty one, wow, And they go, we're
all closed up for the night. We're totally closed at
ten and sorry, the staff's already begun cleaning machines and stuff.
So why even have a reservation available at nine point
thirty wow? Obviously the staff just wanted to go home early, right,
It was probably not very busy that night, correct, correct.
(23:10):
And so then yeah, we were at the entrance and
Scoopa's like, well, we can't just like eat at the bar,
and they're like, no, I'm sorry, you guys gotta leave
one minute after her reservation.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
See, you didn't get a state.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And I got collared shirt, hair's all messy. No, we
found an Irish place where a lady plays Volume one
hundred and screams in your face while you're eating. It
was real good. I couldn't even hear what Scuba was
saying the entire time. Scooba's like, Darryl Peterson, he's having
a great game. You gotta see this when Beyama dunk. Oh, really, Scuba,
it's behind me, and so every time you see that,
(23:41):
I have to turn all the way around and see it.
I can't see that. I'm staring at this Irish lady saying,
oh what was she saying? Wonder why? Just screaming in
my face. For the forty five minutes that I ate
at this Irish place, I couldn't even hear the guy.
He goes, hey, do you want to try a local beer?
And so I thought their thing was Irish that there
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everything's local or something. I'm like, no, no, no, dude, I
just I'm just gonna get some sweet tea. And then
I could have swore. He goes, do you want local fries?
And I was like, local fries? Like what do you
mean local fries? And he goes, now, do you want fries?
He goes, local fries? What are you a fucking idiots?
Just potatoes? What do we grow potatoes in the desert?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Hey, we grew them out back man, top of the
luxir I was like, I thought you said local fries.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Then we went back to bed. But one minute, A
don't do that at the lux er man, you'll get
bounced out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
My favorite part is Scoopa loves a steak, is what
I'm finding out he does. You guys went to a
steakhouse in Chicago. Try to go to a steakhouse in Vegas, hilarious.
So you settle for Burger fries and a Irish lady.
We had.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The other option was Wallburger's. Yeah, and so we decided
to get a little culture. Should not have done that
because when we got in there, college aged Ish kids,
and then it would get older in the back. And
then the music started five minutes after we got in there,
and the music did not stop. Was it a piano
or was it someone walking around on a mic, some
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idiot on a guitar. This lady on a mic, and
she would hit the symbol with her hand and she
was screaming NonStop for forty five minutes. Any loud song
you can think of. She was yelling it, just blaring
it in my face. Whaa do whah. I just got
off of a red eye. I'm not showered, I'm unkempt,
(25:38):
I'm not drinking. I got Scuba telling me about Dard Peterson,
who I know about. I'm aware about Darren Peterson. Scuba, Hey, dude,
why wha? She introduces her guitar player like it's like
Stevie ray Vaughn, Like the guy's playing a dive bar
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in Vegas at an Irish fire like he can't be
that talented, just stop stop. Everything was loud. And then
the back section where it was the older unk people. Yeah, hammered.
All of them hammered, dancing to each other. So we win.
He we went to the wrong restaurant and we went
to the wrong section. We should have sat in the
beginning section because at least it was college aged people.
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He had rockets everywhere. People you go back section, those
are the diehard Vegas people who want to be screamed
in their face like they like music that bad. They
want The lady was screaming in this guy's face, like
two feet away from him, and he was loving it,
unbuttoning his shirt, dancing like that. She's screaming in his
face like he's a nasty, nasty dude.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Why why.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
How'd she look?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
She looked road hard and hung up wet, but she
was showing middrift.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Really, Oh my gosh, Vegas man, you're headed back today.
I can't wait. We'll take a break and you're gonna
Here's what's funny. We're not gonna have any Vegas stories
for next week because you're going literally by yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, and I know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're gonna sit in your room all day until the competition,
and that is it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
There won't be any stories. There won't be any I'll
tell you that right now. I'm what can you do solo?
Beezer's like, take at least a dollar to throw on
a craps game. I'm like, okay, But other than that,
what is there to do in Vegas by yourself?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You gotta go up to the pool and check it out.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will that I brought the sandals.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, you have to What else do you have to do?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean, there's no sports on and I don't sports bet.
I the British Open, but I don't sports bet. I'm
not just gonna watch the British Open at the pool.
Hey man, can you throw on the Open? You're not
gonna ask him to throw it on. It'll be on, Okay.
There's that many TVs? Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's over the pool and you're gonna be the only
one that's up at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hey, Rollery, In a hundred years, you won't be allowed around.
Do you care about your legacy? Well, you're right I'll
be eight feet under. I'll be dead. So I mean,
if I'm dead, why would I care what people think
when I'm dead? Yeah, I mean you are right. In
one hundred years, I will be dead.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I mean, you're gonna go up to the sports book
at eight am by the pool. You're gonna be the
only one there.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's actually my style, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
So you'll be able to get a seat and just
watch a little bit of the British Open and just
think about how amazing that place is.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Maybe there'll be one story, all right. Payser hit me though.
On the way out, she goes, what are you packing
your swim trunks for? You are going mandal A Bay,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, did
you can just stop it so you can get your
eyelash Now.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's moved, it's shifted. But we're good, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Let me tell you my you know, baby box playing
summer baseball, played and made All Stars. First practice, you know,
go to first practice and I'm like, all right, this
is gonna be great. And he gets out there and
I'm sitting in the bleachers and there's these two little
girls running around in front of the bleachers, just you know,
being little kids whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I'm just gonna assume any story you tell is
just always littered with kids. Yeah, this one is. I'm
never around kids. It sounds like everything you do, you've
got five kids running between around you. Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So these two little girls are there and I'm sitting
in the bleachers and kind of watching practice. And it's
about fifteen minutes into practice in this absolute smoke show
shows up Dad, no mama, and she's in this like
short dress, high heels, cut right around the mountains.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
She's trying to get her kid playing time.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh my gosh, Well he's starting, and I mean she's come.
You gotta walk through grass and dirt to get to
the bleachers. And she's walking in this little dress. It's
white and has flowers on it, and she's tan, and
she's tall. Was it Baser?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
And I'm I said tall, she's tall for a girl.
Oh she's taller than me.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
No. I digress anyway anyway, and I'm like, dang, don't look,
don't look.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Was your wife there? No? Good, gosh, codche.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But this I'm telling you, this lady was hot hot.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
She wanted to make a scene as well.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She wanted to make a scene and she sits down.
She says hi to another mom, and she's like, oh,
I got off work late. I had to go home
and change. I'm like, wait a minute, hold on, So
you left work and that's what you changed into. I
thought she came straight from work because she was running late,
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but no, she was went home changed into this dress.
So she's really really trying to send a message.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
What do you wear to work? Mini skirt and nine
inch right? Good gum, we've got one of those.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Or maybe she wears something that she's fully covered up
and she's like, I gotta let loose at night. And
the place to do it as all stars for eight
year olds at the little league field.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
So there's all stars on the field and off the
field and off the field. Dude, apparently I'm wearing too
much clothing.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Probably the number one draft pick was sitting in the stands.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Well, the coaches aren't focused anymore. Oh no they're not.
And hopefully a little Johnny knows where he second base is.
They're like coaches because coaches trying to hit a home run.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
So she's sitting there and she's talking to the little
girls or whatever. And then here comes one of the
dads that was on the field and he sits down
on the other side of the little girl. So it's
the woman in this dress looking amazing. I'm talking like
Daisy Flintes kind of tan and just whoo, and then
two little girls and him.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
She looks like one of those weather reporters that they
show in Mexico on Instagram that they're known for wearing
tight clothes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
They're one hundred.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Their cast is based around their clothing.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ding Ding Ding couldn't have said it better myself, which
ray I wish they'd bring that over to America. So
I look and the dad is talking to the two girls,
and she's talking to two girls, but they're not talking
to each other. And I'm like, huh, that's weird. He
was like, She's like, so, how is camp today? And
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the daughter responds and then she says, oh, well, tell
your dad this. So the daughter tells the dad that.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'm like, huh, welcome to twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm all right, you know, I'm just sitting there watching practice,
And that dude sits there for like ten minutes and
then he goes, all right, you guys stay with your mom.
I'm gonna go back out there and help out with
the team. And the minute he hits the dugout, she
turns to me. Oh no, I mean I never talked
(33:19):
to this woman. And she goes, well, that was awkward.
I said, oh, I didn't think it was awkward. She goes, no,
I've been trying to divorce him for a year and
a half and he will not divorce me. And I
(33:41):
said really, yeah, I've had those papers drawn up and
he refuses to sign him so he's just holding me hostage.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I like hostage movies.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And I'm like, I can see why you didn't want
to divorce you. I mean, I'm looking at you. But
tell me more. And she's like yeah, I mean, all
he has to do his son and we'd be divorced.
It's been a year and a half. We have our
separate places, but he refuses, and I even have a
restraining order against him. Peanuts, I'm like, uh, popguard hoo
(34:15):
guard hot dog? Hot dog called beer call bere can
I get two of those? Please?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Please tell me. You told her about the convention and
I said, that's where she'll find true love.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I said, really, she goes, yeah, yeah, and he just
he he just failed a sobriety test.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's better. Oh they have kids, but still she goes.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So he's not allowed to be with the kids by himself,
and he's only allowed to be around me, if I
say it, because of the restraining order.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who's the husband justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Uh, he looks like what is that guy?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
What is his Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
He's a comedian. His wife died.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
She wrote a book, Ray Romano. No, you're a fine
coach anyway. Our listeners actually would prefer you describe the
woman more instead.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Of yes, instead of the man. And he is I
mean he's short, so she's way taller than him. So
he looks like me kind of okay, you old?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And I was just like, oh, she goes yeah. So
I don't know why. And when he came and sat here,
I mean, it was just that's so awkward, wasn't it.
And I was like, yeah, she goes. I just I
mean I just wish he'd signed the papers.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Sometimes you need a shoulder to lean on.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He goes, she goes, So we don't really communicate, and
it's just a bad situation all.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Around, the poor daughters.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But and I'm like, oh, which one is your son
out there? She goes, Oh, he's over there at second base.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I'm like, all right, he's ten, just like you.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She goes, yeah. So it's just very weird in these situations.
She goes, I don't even know why he came over
and sat Maybe just to make it awkward. I'm like, well,
maybe because you showed up in this dress where you
were showing him the cleavage, like hey, this is what
you're missing out on.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Maybe because those are his daughters and he just wanted
to say hi to them. I have no idea why
he came in sat here, but the fact that I
have known you for uh, let me see three seconds.
You didn't even say hi, I'm so and so you
just s turned around and said that was awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Two words play date?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh for sure, got to get the kids together.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Listen, your kids can't just be hanging out with the
same sex. They need to learn how females are. That
one that sounds like not another a better option for
a play date, dude? It was.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I mean, so what it tells me is that she's crazy, right,
I mean obviously, and he's crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But filthy rich if they both have their own houses.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Correct, I think they have money Geez's side of the moat.
But my question is why won't he divorce her? Or
is that just made up? And she has a restraining
order and then she tells me he failed a sobriety
test where he's not supposed to be drinking. It's just
something he can hold over. I'm not divorcing you. I mean,
(37:17):
what's the point of it. I got a question.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He doesn't want the discovery to happen. I'm looking too
the finances.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
You can really just say, I'm not gonna divorce you.
I mean eventually a judge has to be like, okay,
like enforce the divorce.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Right, Yeah, if you really think about it. Heck of
a rhyme. My name's Ben and I and in it
my name is Paul. It's up to y'all. Yeah, you
could delay the whole proceedings. Oh, I think we're still
in love. I don't want to divorce her yet. I
really still have strong feelings. I'm just gonna hold off
and then you can play it out for a year
another year.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, And I told her my name is Barry I'm
already married, because I mean, it was just like she's like,
so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
You're such a great listener. Can I have your number? Yeah?
Since win? Are you a good listener? Dude?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I didn't have a choice. There was no like. It
wasn't like she said, hey, do you want to hear
my story? She just told me and she goes, yeah,
so sorry. It was so awkward. Like it wasn't awkward
for me because I had no idea what was going on.
It was awkward for you. But you just wanted to
turn around and now you want me to know that
he is not allowed to be with the kids by himself,
(38:20):
and he failed sobriety test and he won't divorce you.
So I was like, you're just trying to gather people
on your side on this all star team. I don't know,
but it was wild.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That was a wild five minutes of your life. You
went from kid baseball, nothing going on, kids playing with butterflies,
to rocket show and then divorce proceedings right in front
of you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Then her daughter picked up a bottle cap out of
the dirt and was like looking at it and touching
it and all that she goes, why would you pick
that up? Someone probably threw up right there on that
bottle cop Now you have throw up on your hands
and you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I mean, I'm with her. I would have said the
same thing. Why would he divorce her? She sounds level headed.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
She seems very cool, calm and collective. Then her daughter said, Mom, Mom,
can we have popsicles after this? She goes, I don't know,
we'll see. She goes like, I really want a popsicle.
Ask the maid, and she goes, I don't know if
we have any popsicles at the house. She goes, Mom, Mom,
but I really want a popsicle. She goes, if you
ask me for another popsicle, I'm never gonna give you
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another popsicle for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
What's wrong with that? That sounds like how my parents
talk to me.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I was like, oh my, So she went from the
throw up you're gonna be sick to you will never
get another popsicle in the rest of your life. And
this dude doesn't want to divorce her. Wow, so he
must like crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
But also that life sounds miserable. That's so bad. The
fact that he sits right next to the daughters. They
don't talk to each other. They talk to the kids
as a conduit to the other one. They play telephone
through the kids. That's so bad for the kids. Funny
to laugh at, but good gosh, what a nightmare of
a life. And you think she's hot, she's got it
all together, dude, her life sucks.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
No, no, you're right, my gosh, no, no, no, that's one
of those ones where you had to decide how crazy
you can put up with. She's how freaking hot she is?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Sounds like actually, yeah, something in my throat. Yeah there.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I mean, I would say the chest size was about
the same. I'm telling you, dude. I was just like wow.
And then when she I'm like, oh, my gosh. And
then I noticed yeah, no wedding ring. I'm okay, now
I'm putting together, and I was just like, man, I
gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
You mean vomit on the bottle cap, just like you
did word vomit.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh man. So yeah, that was that was my day
a little league baseball man. So that's all I got.
Have fun in Vegas, best of luck, thank you. Uh
Spain is going to beat Argentina. You gotta don't fall
in love with this Argentina's story that World Cup is fixed.
Spain is going to pass that ball, dud, dude, do
(40:59):
all aroun around him. They're not gonna be able to
have the possession Messi's not gonna be able to get
his foot on the ball because they're gonna pass circles
around him. We've saw it with France. Don't fall in
love with offense. Defense wins championships and we're gonna be
sad the World Cup's gonna be over. But I got
my Harry Kane figurine right here. He just kicked another goal.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, is it even? I have a scoreboard in my kitchen,
low key flex Christmas present, and it shows all the
scores and stuff, and for the soccer game, it said
even money. I think it's like a dead even heat right.
Oh really, I don't know. I haven't looked it up,
but I'm pretty sure it said minus one fifteen, so
it's like completely even teams. Huh.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, I have no idea. I haven't looked it up.
I just am ready for the game. And then the
third place match will be England versus France. I don't
know if they will play their Stars or not. Don't know.
My dude, Harry Kane will be in there, but hopefully
he scores a couple of goals, so my figurine will
be worth more than ten cents. All right, everybody, have
a good weekend. Happy birthday, baby box Bye.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
The question is, how have you never seen this lady before?
If they're on the same team.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
All Stars, totally different?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh, I like, so, then maybe she's a bad parent
if she's never gone to their games before.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
No, No, the kid was on a different team than
my son. They're just together on the All Stars. I
was the first practice.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
How many practices do we got? It was, well, that
was first practice, man, more to come. I was like, god, Lee,
I can't wait to I mean if she told me
that on the first practice, I could. I can't wait
for the second practice. I mean the second practice, you're
gonna ask her for a Kleenex and she's gonna pull
panties out of her purse.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Or she's gonna reach in where her braw is and
pull them out of there and be like, here you go, honey.
I was just got some boop sweat on it. Sorry,
I was wild, dude. I wish I could sneak a
photo so you could see I mean, she is really hot.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You can and we can post it. Just as long
as you don't show her face. Like there's nothing wrong
with that, we cannot be sued. There's absolutely nothing thing
wrong with that. For the truck drivers, and I think
that they would request you do that and you can
tell your wife it's for work.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I mean, you know who would really like to see it,
the tugboats, because at least truck drivers see lot lizards.
What do tugboators have.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Got?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
They got some beach whales. I'm telling you what. The
truck drivers loved that story. If they just drove through Louisville,
they didn't even see it. They're already on the north
side of Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wow. Man, Well all right, I don't know what else
you got. That's it. I'm out of here. Man. You
gotta hey, what time is your flight tonight? Oh? So
you're going home first?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, but when I told you there's gonna be no stories,
I'm flying in at night.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
No, No, you're solo and I leave.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
At four am on Sunday. What there will be no
stories from Vegas?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
You're an idiot like you are going to Vegas and
you're leaving at four am.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You gotta eliminate the devil. Dude, Why would I stick
around all day at temptation? So your flight leaves at
what tonight at five and I get there at seven,
I'm there all day Saturday and then leave at four
am Sunday.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Hey, you have fun, man, my name's been it. I'm
not doing that. No, that's not it. My name's been
and I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, we.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Gotta go to Hey, soredlosers dot com, get your tickets
the convention Early bird pricing till July thirty. First, Sorry,
the add ons are not up yet. The Pred's not
having a home game. We're gonna have to shuffle some
things around, come up with a different Saturday night activity.
Because when we talk to the Preds, it kind of
sounded like, oh, yeah, Saturday night's gonna be great. It
gonna be great, like they already knew they were gonna
(44:46):
be having a game, but maybe they didn't and they
were just giving.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Us false hope. Yeah, we still love the Predators. If
the convention's in Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, that's who they play, the Sabers. So all right, everybody,
have a good weekend Soredlosers dot com we out. We
already buzzed. You can just stop. Get that eye lot here?
Are you going to get it for you?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Here?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, close your eye.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
What do you think the street value of the hurricane is?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Less than a dollar.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Less than dollar less?
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Welcome to Vegas. Nineteen dollars ripoff
Coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee, home of the
Super Bowl in twenty thirty, but more importantly, the Sore
Losers Coaches Convention in twenty twenty seven, presented by Freeland Chevrolet.
We are one hundred and one Dalmatian days away from
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the convention. It is gonna be a whopper. I've been
telling all the boys at Freeland. Lewis Richard still working
on a discount for them, but uh, let's get them
in the door. Man.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I was on the highway yesterday and the truck in
front of me had that little sticker on the right
hand side, bottom right of the tailgate, said Freeland Chevrolet.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I'm glad we're talking about this. Do you have
a moment, yeah, I'll be here. When I asked you, hey,
where did you post the video of me and the truck?
Because it would be a good thing to put on
social for Freelan Chevrolet.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Where did you put it Instagram story? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, okay, I may put it back up there so
it lives forever.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Got it? My bad?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Bro? I thought I was going crazy. I go, okay,
he can't get on X anymore, but I'll still check
on X. Nope, not on x Instagram, not on Instagram.
I didn't think of stories. And then I go, well,
maybe Facebook, that's cool? He tagged him on Facebook. Wild
go over to Facebook. Search for twenty minutes, couldn't find it,
and then I forgot to text you. But now top
(01:37):
of mind, I thought, I have to ask you what
social media did you post it on? Cause I can't
find it? Tictac LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Ray I put it on it LinkedIn real cool way
to talk about stuff. Now, I mean, I thought, I
don't know, are there idiother social media's?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Uh be real dreads? There's no snap chat on bro.
I thought for a second, you put it on Snapchat.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
There's no way anybody that listens to this is on threads, right,
No one's on threads.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh gory Debayzer. Three years ago, when I was in
the Dominican Republic on my vacation, woke me up out
of a sound nap and said, hey, Lebron James has
been traded to the Lakers. But more importantly, you need
to wake up because there's this new thing called threads.
You have to get on it. And that thing straight up,
(02:35):
what did we say was the parabolic? What was the
opposite of god good, diabolic, diabolic. It's probably still we
don't google, but that's probably not even the opposite of parent.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And nobody's even hit us up about parabolical or diabolical.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
And I gotta be real about Facebook.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
There is some tab that I don't have that doesn't
exist on my computer, so I can never see the
newest posts.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Oh my god, you are speaking my language.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I'm about to murder Mark Zuckerberg.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What is happening.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I searched the thing for twenty minutes and I still
see new posts. I want to see new posts, dude.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I am with you one hundred percent. All of a sudden, recently,
you just go and it's like that post is from
three months ago. I don't want to see that post.
I want to see the new post, like when I
don't know if people are posting anything because all I
see is old posts. And I thought, okay, I am
(03:39):
not technology efficient. I am not very smart when it
comes to technology. I get that. So I was just like,
it's just a me thing. And I never said anything
to anybody. I just dealt with the inner frustration. I
kept those feelings buried inside of me, and I haven't
let them out. And you say that, and it is
(03:59):
like I have been seen. I feel heard. I am
so glad. I am not the only one.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Mark Zuckerberg. How hard is it to leave that little
three dot thing I would click on and then it
would say new posts. Instead, it takes me to whatever
the Algo thinks is the most important thing in my life.
I'm sorry, I don't care that the May Brothers just
banged a race car. I'm sorry. I want to see
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the newest post. I don't care that the Texas Brothers
are on there talking about Texas won and track and field.
I want to see the newest post. I don't care
that all the sore Looers went and banged each other
in Mexico and got married. I want to see the
new post. Yeah, I don't care Callaway talking about Mississippi
(04:48):
State ice hockey. I want to see.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
The new disposed because the one that's up there right
now July tenth, and I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Liking people's photos with my cats account that are from
like weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, why does it not have that? Oh my gosh, dude,
thank you, thank you. I was seriously, I don't want
to see landon Locer post. He lost another case. He
needs to come to the convention to drown his sorrows.
I want to see the newest post.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I was like, did he put when he said socials
is like Robin Hood? Did he post it on that?
Did he post it on Cameo? I don't know where
he posted this? Got it stories Instagram. We got to
start the show.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But before we do, I mean we I didn't know
we were gonna go there. I just want to say
happy birthday to baby Box. He turns eight years old today.
It's freaking crazy that he has eight and he go
on a soapbox. I've got a president. You're going to
open for him?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I will, I will. It just feels crazy to me
that that he is eight years old. That eight years
ago today, we were in the hospital and we were
trying to delay pregnancy because he was six weeks early
and they were trying to you know, maybe his lungs
weren't going to be developed enough. And here he came
out the birth canal at five point fifty nine PM
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and they put him in that little incubator, didn't even
get to hold him, and they rushed him to the
nick you and he was what was crazy. Is he
was the biggest baby pretty much in the nick you,
but you still felt it like it was just like, man,
this is crazy because we didn't get to leave the
hospital with our baby. And I remember, I still feel
guilty about this. Is I was scrubbing in one day
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to go into the nick you and this family that
I had seen there all the time, all the time
we talk, talk talk, they're scrubbing in at the same time,
and they're like, can you hear me the soap? They said,
oh yeah, we're scrubbing in for the last time. We're
taking our baby home today. And in my head, I
thought fu, Like how terrible is it that I thought
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f U, because they're getting to take their baby home
because my kid was still in the nick you. But
here we are smash cut. Feels like it was yesterday
and he's eight. He's freaking eight. He's a big, freaking kid. Okay,
Like he's starting to look like a kid, he's starting
to act, have his own ideas, and I mean, it's
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just crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Yeah, thank you coach for that moment.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It's like we were we were at the lake, you know,
we were on vacation, and I had to run in
with him.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
He was.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I asked him, did you brush your teeth?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Why don't you brush him? I used to brush my
hands waiting for you in the neak you.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I said, have you brushed your teeth yet? And he
said yes, and I said good, and he goes, no,
I haven't. I said, okay, I need you to go
brush your teeth. Have you brushed your teeth? He goes yes,
Dad already brushed my teeth. I said, all right, let
me smell. He goes, no, I haven't. So that's twice.
I said, okay, bud Son, I'm gonna be real.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It smells like it cool.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I really I want to know if you've brush your
teeth yet? Yes I have that? Okay, good, No, I
really haven't. That's three times.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
All right, Well he's getting spanked at my house of this.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
And I said, okay, now the game is over. I
need to know the truth. I need to know did
you brush your teeth or not? And he goes yes.
I said thank you. When I say the game is over,
and he goes, no, I haven't. And I looked at
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his mom. I said, you better talk to him right
now because I am about to rip into him. I
don't want to yell, I need you to talk to him.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I'm about to McGregor's ass, and I'm talking about McGregor
from ten years ago, not this new version.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
And she says So she looks at him and says, hey,
did you and she goes. He goes, yes, I really did.
I really did. I was just being funny. And that's
when I looked at him and I said, hey, Bud,
when I tell you I'm done with the game and
then I ask you one more time, that's when I
want you to be serious. And he goes meet me roadrunner,
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and I said time out, let's go right now. And
my mom was sitting there, and I mean, I thought
she was gonna die from laughter. She about fell out
of her chair. She goes, me me, And so the
rest of the trip, my mom would go me me.
I mean, that is what an eight year old does.
And now I can tell everybody he's eight years old,
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because he was getting so mad at me.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Almost killed him that day.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
When we'd go places and they would say how old
are your kids? And I would tell him seven, six
and four, Dad, I'm almost eight. Every time. Why don't
you just tell him I'm eight every time? And he said, Dad,
now that I'm eight, I'm turning eight tomorrow, do I
come to the pod with you in the morning. And
I was like, no, you don't, No, you don't. But
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happy birthday, baby Box. We usually start the show right away.
We got on ten engines and I was gonna do
the Happy Birthday first, but it got overshadowed by I
don't in the Facebook algorithm.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well are you gonna sing? Because you did just about
everything else.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Now I'm not gonna sing on here because he's never
gonna hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Canks and candles, Bud, Let's start the show, Dearly beloved.
We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three,
sore losers?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Genius, y'all. It's Sison from the North, also from the
West Wyoming. We've been discussing it on The Bobby Bone Show,
The Big Show. I'm more there from than from the North.
I'm also from the north of Nashville in the country,
the Corn High. By the fourth of July, it's up,
Yes it is, and they're knocking down trees trying to
make more farmland. It's beautiful. I absolutely love it with Baser.
(10:56):
My wife, she works from home. Don't know what she does.
I should probably ask her someday, but a lot of
Excel spreadsheets, she redacts a ton of stuff. She does
conference calls, she'll sit in on court hearings, and then
those days I can't even talk. Oh I'm a hearing
today and she has to get sworn in. Yeah, sworn in. Yeah,
that's cool. It's wild. And the cat's right in the background.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm like, so the cat came me out, but I
can't open the fridge. Got it? Anyways, we got two
point three kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should check on him.
He's at a dinghy right now in gun Lake in Michigan.
And well, I'll probably die of a heart attack when
I'm seventy two and a half. Hopefully I have kids someday,
not today, not tomorrow, and probably not in a year
or in five years, but someday. Coach over to you.
(11:38):
But as I say that, back to you, back to you,
and back to me, here is the present for your kid.
It's a surprise ball.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And I can either. It can be a total surprise.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Wow, it's a FIFA World Cup one.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'd say it's more okay, Scuba talk me in the airport.
I told you guys this I was ten. Mimosa is
deep and he's like hey, and content is king. It
would be smart to buy this for lunch box, and
you guys can do it for content, so I can
tell you what it could be. Unbox, collect and build
your dream team with FIFA World Cup twenty twenty six
Ballers Ballers Series one, the official license collectible from the
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FIFA World Cup. Thirty three football players, NMSs NFL Guys
No Stop, seven rare figures, MESSI two super rares. Every
capsule is packed with football fandom, representing the best teams
from around the globe Brazil, Argentina, Germany, France, Spain, England, Uruguay, Mexico,
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Canada and the USA. Each player comes with a collector coin,
a miniature football and an additional epic surprise. Find rare
moments like mess and Mbope, Frozen and their iconic World
Cup celebrations. Unlock accessories football balls. Wow, all that what a.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Great idea ball? But is this worth more money? If
we don't open it.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
You gotta open it, dude, but you're also gonna have
to tear the butt out of it. I don't know
how exactly you open it.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, it's just like this.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Here you go, kid, This is from Ray. It's four collectibles.
One of them is the USA guy that's now worthless.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Well, Messi is not gonna win the championship either, so
he's worthless too. Wow, it's a blue ball beautiful.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hey, when is that Sunday? I wonder if my flight's early?
I may it's got to be afternoon, right.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, like two o'clock.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Thank you. That is the only thing I like about FIFA.
There's no late games afterwards because they got to worry
about the people around the world. They're more worried about
the global audience because they're gonna get so many people
watching overseas, so they don't do it at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh, there's another wrapping. The blue paper is wrapping two.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, so the outro was black. He ripped that off.
Now he's going through the blue rat pick. Well, if
you get these for your kids, get ready to seat
belt in for another five minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yep, it's not as easy as it.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh no, Now there's a white ball messy is it?
Speaker 2 (14:16):
No, it's a black piece of paper. Oh, it's a
piece of a soccer field.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
It's legos. What a waste of money?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Who did I get to say? Ballers their own brand?
I don't know what the heck it says. It's like
three faces on there.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What do you do with your phone?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I'm trying to I'm taking a picture.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Of it and then you enlarge it on that is.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I'm like, oh, I got Harry Kane and that's all
it says. But there's two other guys on there. I
don't know who they are. Well, you're the football fan
that one guy. I mean they look like English guys,
but I don't know. They don't put their names all right, cool,
So I got Harry Kane.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No messy, that's gonna be a loser on that one.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Oh if I had just opened this one, it has
the figure and this is his coin. But why do
they put two other English guys on there with not
Harry Kane? So that's not a bad one Harry Kane.
But I only got one. This is the only piece
of the field I have, so.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They probably do it. So you have to buy.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
All of them to put the field together, and then
you put all the players on the field.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Dad, can you go to Vegas and get me another
one of the ballers.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
I got Harry Kane. He'll be playing in the third
place match on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Also, that's it. That was in there, I say it.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Man, that's cool. It's that's it.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh my gosh, we got got?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
How much that cost twenty? Whoa, Hey, I got a buddy,
that's he's part English. I will send him this Harry
Kane as a souvenir, since I have not texted him
since the collapse of the British Empire the other day.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
That's also for your kid though, that's birthday present.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh yeah, yea, I'll give that to him.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, thanks man. But also they got us. I don't
none of that seems rare, No.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
But it's pretty cool, does it even? I don't know
if it looks like Harry Kane. But what a day?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
You want to take a break? Yeah, well come back.
Hey did you get kicked out of a restaurant?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
No? Man, you didn't in Vegas?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh we did.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, I'd like to hear about that. Right after this. Yeah,
I was talking to Scoopa, and he mentioned some about
being escorted out of a restaurant, and I was like,
how does Ray not talk about that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Because it's more bite than bowl or whatever the saying goes.
I've been.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I mean, I didn't realize they would escort you out
of anywhere in Vegas, Ray, it's more bite than you.
But I was there one time and it was fantasy
football trip and we'd been drinking at the airport. Cousin
Andrew Freu, flew from Lubbock to Austin to fly with us,
and we were taking shots at the airport and we
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were on the flight and I mean we would just
hold up our hands and the flight attendant would flip
us mini bottles. Didn't even have to come give him
to us.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
He would throw them. We're Row four.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
That was before TSA, before TSA, before all this, Like well,
I was pre It was just like they didn't care.
It was like, WHOA, have a good time. We're going
to Vegas. And we had to stop in Phoenix and
we all walking to Vegas, walking to Vegas, and they're like, sir,
we're in Phoenix. We knew, but what they allowed us
(17:39):
to get off the plane, which is weird. They let
us get off in Phoenix and get back on. So
we got off in Phoenix and got a shot. Jaegerbaum
got back on the plane. Dude, we got there. I
was so hammered, hammered. I went to the club and
it was still time, Like I literally had no idea
(18:03):
what time of day it was. And we were at
New York, New York and they had a club. I
was like, guys, let's go in. And I didn't realize
they were just setting it up. They were just putting
up the stanchions. And we walked in. I'm like, there
is nobody at this club.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
And we walk out on the patio. It's still daylight.
I was like, oh, that's why they didn't charge us,
that's why there's no one in here. So we left
and let's go get some neat and we took the
escalators up.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But like, did you go to the hotel first? What
made you when you first land in? No? No, no,
we were at New York, New York.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Okay, we were staying at New York, New York, got it.
So we were gambling there and drinking and I was like, man, oh,
there's a club over there. Let's go to that club.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Got it. It's usually not somebody's first thing when they
got to Bak.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
No, No, it wasn't first thing. It was a couple hours
later and I was like, oh dude, let's go to
the club.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Let's go to a gig.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was like, let's go find me an Asian woo
love the you know, like, let me find me an
Asian chick. They're always at the club, and went in.
The club was not even open and it was still daylight.
So we go to a restaurant upstairs because some lady
handed out two for one drinks like a coupon, like
walking around the casino. And I was there and we
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were hammered, and they asked me to leave the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Mmm.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
They said, hey, man, you are too messed up to
be in our restaurant.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
What a classy establishment. It's got to take a lot
in Vegas.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And I literally was shocked because I didn't know you
could get kicked out of places in Vegas for being
too drunk. Had no idea. I mean, I understand a
club like if you're passing out, but besides that, when
do you get kicked out? It was just like a
regular old restaurant and they told me to go. But
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I remember CJ. I ran into CJ. He was on
his bachelor part one time in Vegas when I happened
to be there at the same time, and we went
to the club at the wind and he got so
hammered the bouncer did pick him up over the shoulder
and take him through the kitchen and up the elevators.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Also, nice little exit route.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, they didn't go through where everybody's coming in and
up the stairs, straight through the kitchen. And we followed
them and we went back to their hotel.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
You want to see the back of elevators and the
party of the restaurants people don't see. Go with Cappy.
Every bar in Nashville has got a secret elevator ride,
and you learn that when you get kicked out of places.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yes, oh, you want to tell your story now?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, and then we have to take a bathroom break.
I've got the biggest eye lash in my eye right now.
Oh no, yes, it happens all the time. I have
crazy eyelashes. Coach, but me and Scuba book he booked
a nine to thirty steakhouse. Oh, and I couldn't get
in my room there was. He was like red elevators.
I was Gold elevator, a Deluxe or Scuba handled everything.
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He had, the phone numbers, he had, the log in.
So he goes all the way to the red elevators.
I go all the way to the Gold elevators. What
do you know? My key card doesn't work, So I'm
stuck on the elevators. There was nice people that tried
to help me, but their cards would only work to
go to their floor. They couldn't go to my floor.
So I thought maybe it was just an elevator issue. Yeah.
(21:22):
So I couldn't even get to my floor, much less
my room. So I go back down to the lobby
and try to put my say Scuba texts aren't working,
so I just go whatever. Go to the lobby. I
tell the person and he says, yeah, your name's not
on the room. But in Scuba's app it showed that
my name was on the room. So what did I do?
I just sat in the lobby for thirty minutes while
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he showered, got already. I was still exhausted, feet hurt, sweating.
Scuba comes down. He say, what you're not ready, dude?
I couldn't get in my room I've been waiting here
the whole time. I couldn't text you, And he goes, okay,
let me go talk to him. We get you a
new card. So he gets me a new card, and
we had maybe five minutes until the reservation. Oh, and
I go, dude, I'm totally good without taking a shower.
(22:04):
Just let me throw on a collared shirt. I was
wearing absolute rags to the airport. And so he goes, yeah,
you just put on a color shirt, put on a
collar shirt, threw water on my hair, ran downstairs. Our
reservation was at nine thirty. It was nine thirty one.
As we're walking there, reservation was in the same place
as Luxer. So steps away and he gets a text,
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your reservation has been canceled. Sorry, and you're also not
allowed to come to the restaurant we've closed. And we
go there and Scoopa's like, hey, I got a text
that said we can't even eat here anymore, and they go, yeah,
you're a one minute late, so we canceled the reservation.
But we also can do is give you a fifty
dollars credit to any restaurant in this entire lux Or
if you want to eat there, and scoop.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Was like, we wanted to eat here and it it.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Literally it's nine thirty one, wow, And they go, we're
all closed up for the night. We're totally closed at
ten and sorry, the staff's already begun cleaning machines and stuff.
So why even have a reservation available at nine point
thirty wow? Obviously the staff just wanted to go home early, right,
It was probably not very busy that night, correct, correct.
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And so then yeah, we were at the entrance and
Scoopa's like, well, we can't just like eat at the bar,
and they're like, no, I'm sorry, you guys gotta leave
one minute after her reservation.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
See, you didn't get a state.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
And I got collared shirt, hair's all messy. No, we
found an Irish place where a lady plays Volume one
hundred and screams in your face while you're eating. It
was real good. I couldn't even hear what Scuba was
saying the entire time. Scooba's like, Darryl Peterson, he's having
a great game. You gotta see this when Beyama dunk. Oh, really, Scuba,
it's behind me, and so every time you see that,
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I have to turn all the way around and see it.
I can't see that. I'm staring at this Irish lady saying,
oh what was she saying? Wonder why? Just screaming in
my face. For the forty five minutes that I ate
at this Irish place, I couldn't even hear the guy.
He goes, hey, do you want to try a local beer?
And so I thought their thing was Irish that there
(24:04):
everything's local or something. I'm like, no, no, no, dude, I
just I'm just gonna get some sweet tea. And then
I could have swore. He goes, do you want local fries?
And I was like, local fries? Like what do you
mean local fries? And he goes, now, do you want fries?
He goes, local fries? What are you a fucking idiots?
Just potatoes? What do we grow potatoes in the desert?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Hey, we grew them out back man, top of the
luxir I was like, I thought you said local fries.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Then we went back to bed. But one minute, A
don't do that at the lux er man, you'll get
bounced out of that.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
My favorite part is Scoopa loves a steak, is what
I'm finding out he does. You guys went to a
steakhouse in Chicago. Try to go to a steakhouse in Vegas, hilarious.
So you settle for Burger fries and a Irish lady.
We had.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
The other option was Wallburger's. Yeah, and so we decided
to get a little culture. Should not have done that
because when we got in there, college aged Ish kids,
and then it would get older in the back. And
then the music started five minutes after we got in there,
and the music did not stop. Was it a piano
or was it someone walking around on a mic, some
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idiot on a guitar. This lady on a mic, and
she would hit the symbol with her hand and she
was screaming NonStop for forty five minutes. Any loud song
you can think of. She was yelling it, just blaring
it in my face. Whaa do whah. I just got
off of a red eye. I'm not showered, I'm unkempt,
(25:38):
I'm not drinking. I got Scuba telling me about Dard Peterson,
who I know about. I'm aware about Darren Peterson. Scuba, Hey, dude,
why wha? She introduces her guitar player like it's like
Stevie ray Vaughn, Like the guy's playing a dive bar
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in Vegas at an Irish fire like he can't be
that talented, just stop stop. Everything was loud. And then
the back section where it was the older unk people. Yeah, hammered.
All of them hammered, dancing to each other. So we win.
He we went to the wrong restaurant and we went
to the wrong section. We should have sat in the
beginning section because at least it was college aged people.
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He had rockets everywhere. People you go back section, those
are the diehard Vegas people who want to be screamed
in their face like they like music that bad. They
want The lady was screaming in this guy's face, like
two feet away from him, and he was loving it,
unbuttoning his shirt, dancing like that. She's screaming in his
face like he's a nasty, nasty dude.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Why why.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
How'd she look?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
She looked road hard and hung up wet, but she
was showing middrift.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Really, Oh my gosh, Vegas man, you're headed back today.
I can't wait. We'll take a break and you're gonna
Here's what's funny. We're not gonna have any Vegas stories
for next week because you're going literally by yourself.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, and I know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You're gonna sit in your room all day until the competition,
and that is it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
There won't be any stories. There won't be any I'll
tell you that right now. I'm what can you do solo?
Beezer's like, take at least a dollar to throw on
a craps game. I'm like, okay, But other than that,
what is there to do in Vegas by yourself?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You gotta go up to the pool and check it out.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I will that I brought the sandals.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Okay, you have to What else do you have to do?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I mean, there's no sports on and I don't sports bet.
I the British Open, but I don't sports bet. I'm
not just gonna watch the British Open at the pool.
Hey man, can you throw on the Open? You're not
gonna ask him to throw it on. It'll be on, Okay.
There's that many TVs? Yeah yeah, And.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
It's over the pool and you're gonna be the only
one that's up at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Hey, Rollery, In a hundred years, you won't be allowed around.
Do you care about your legacy? Well, you're right I'll
be eight feet under. I'll be dead. So I mean,
if I'm dead, why would I care what people think
when I'm dead? Yeah, I mean you are right. In
one hundred years, I will be dead.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
I mean, you're gonna go up to the sports book
at eight am by the pool. You're gonna be the
only one there.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
That's actually my style, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
So you'll be able to get a seat and just
watch a little bit of the British Open and just
think about how amazing that place is.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Maybe there'll be one story, all right. Payser hit me though.
On the way out, she goes, what are you packing
your swim trunks for? You are going mandal A Bay,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Hey, did
you can just stop it so you can get your
eyelash Now.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
It's moved, it's shifted. But we're good, dude.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Let me tell you my you know, baby box playing
summer baseball, played and made All Stars. First practice, you know,
go to first practice and I'm like, all right, this
is gonna be great. And he gets out there and
I'm sitting in the bleachers and there's these two little
girls running around in front of the bleachers, just you know,
being little kids whatever.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
And I'm just gonna assume any story you tell is
just always littered with kids. Yeah, this one is. I'm
never around kids. It sounds like everything you do, you've
got five kids running between around you. Yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
So these two little girls are there and I'm sitting
in the bleachers and kind of watching practice. And it's
about fifteen minutes into practice in this absolute smoke show
shows up Dad, no mama, and she's in this like
short dress, high heels, cut right around the mountains.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
She's trying to get her kid playing time.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Oh my gosh, Well he's starting, and I mean she's come.
You gotta walk through grass and dirt to get to
the bleachers. And she's walking in this little dress. It's
white and has flowers on it, and she's tan, and
she's tall. Was it Baser?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
And I'm I said tall, she's tall for a girl.
Oh she's taller than me.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
No. I digress anyway anyway, and I'm like, dang, don't look,
don't look.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Was your wife there? No? Good, gosh, codche.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
But this I'm telling you, this lady was hot hot.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
She wanted to make a scene as well.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
She wanted to make a scene and she sits down.
She says hi to another mom, and she's like, oh,
I got off work late. I had to go home
and change. I'm like, wait a minute, hold on, So
you left work and that's what you changed into. I
thought she came straight from work because she was running late,
(30:58):
but no, she was went home changed into this dress.
So she's really really trying to send a message.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
What do you wear to work? Mini skirt and nine
inch right? Good gum, we've got one of those.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Or maybe she wears something that she's fully covered up
and she's like, I gotta let loose at night. And
the place to do it as all stars for eight
year olds at the little league field.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
So there's all stars on the field and off the
field and off the field. Dude, apparently I'm wearing too
much clothing.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Probably the number one draft pick was sitting in the stands.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Well, the coaches aren't focused anymore. Oh no they're not.
And hopefully a little Johnny knows where he second base is.
They're like coaches because coaches trying to hit a home run.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
So she's sitting there and she's talking to the little
girls or whatever. And then here comes one of the
dads that was on the field and he sits down
on the other side of the little girl. So it's
the woman in this dress looking amazing. I'm talking like
Daisy Flintes kind of tan and just whoo, and then
two little girls and him.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
She looks like one of those weather reporters that they
show in Mexico on Instagram that they're known for wearing
tight clothes.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
They're one hundred.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Their cast is based around their clothing.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ding Ding Ding couldn't have said it better myself, which
ray I wish they'd bring that over to America. So
I look and the dad is talking to the two girls,
and she's talking to two girls, but they're not talking
to each other. And I'm like, huh, that's weird. He
was like, She's like, so, how is camp today? And
(32:45):
the daughter responds and then she says, oh, well, tell
your dad this. So the daughter tells the dad that.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
I'm like, huh, welcome to twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
I'm all right, you know, I'm just sitting there watching practice,
And that dude sits there for like ten minutes and
then he goes, all right, you guys stay with your mom.
I'm gonna go back out there and help out with
the team. And the minute he hits the dugout, she
turns to me. Oh no, I mean I never talked
(33:19):
to this woman. And she goes, well, that was awkward.
I said, oh, I didn't think it was awkward. She goes, no,
I've been trying to divorce him for a year and
a half and he will not divorce me. And I
(33:41):
said really, yeah, I've had those papers drawn up and
he refuses to sign him so he's just holding me hostage.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I like hostage movies.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
And I'm like, I can see why you didn't want
to divorce you. I mean, I'm looking at you. But
tell me more. And she's like yeah, I mean, all
he has to do his son and we'd be divorced.
It's been a year and a half. We have our
separate places, but he refuses, and I even have a
restraining order against him. Peanuts, I'm like, uh, popguard hoo
(34:15):
guard hot dog? Hot dog called beer call bere can
I get two of those? Please?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Please tell me. You told her about the convention and
I said, that's where she'll find true love.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
I said, really, she goes, yeah, yeah, and he just
he he just failed a sobriety test.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
It's better. Oh they have kids, but still she goes.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So he's not allowed to be with the kids by himself,
and he's only allowed to be around me, if I
say it, because of the restraining order.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Who's the husband justin Timberlake.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Uh, he looks like what is that guy?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
What is his Uh?
Speaker 2 (35:01):
He's a comedian. His wife died.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
She wrote a book, Ray Romano. No, you're a fine
coach anyway. Our listeners actually would prefer you describe the
woman more instead.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Of yes, instead of the man. And he is I
mean he's short, so she's way taller than him. So
he looks like me kind of okay, you old?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Are you okay?
Speaker 2 (35:22):
And I was just like, oh, she goes yeah. So
I don't know why. And when he came and sat here,
I mean, it was just that's so awkward, wasn't it.
And I was like, yeah, she goes. I just I
mean I just wish he'd signed the papers.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Sometimes you need a shoulder to lean on.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
He goes, she goes, So we don't really communicate, and
it's just a bad situation all.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Around, the poor daughters.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
But and I'm like, oh, which one is your son
out there? She goes, Oh, he's over there at second base.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
I'm like, all right, he's ten, just like you.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She goes, yeah. So it's just very weird in these situations.
She goes, I don't even know why he came over
and sat Maybe just to make it awkward. I'm like, well,
maybe because you showed up in this dress where you
were showing him the cleavage, like hey, this is what
you're missing out on.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Maybe because those are his daughters and he just wanted
to say hi to them. I have no idea why
he came in sat here, but the fact that I
have known you for uh, let me see three seconds.
You didn't even say hi, I'm so and so you
just s turned around and said that was awkward.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Two words play date?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh for sure, got to get the kids together.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Listen, your kids can't just be hanging out with the
same sex. They need to learn how females are. That
one that sounds like not another a better option for
a play date, dude? It was.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I mean, so what it tells me is that she's crazy, right,
I mean obviously, and he's crazy.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
But filthy rich if they both have their own houses.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Correct, I think they have money Geez's side of the moat.
But my question is why won't he divorce her? Or
is that just made up? And she has a restraining
order and then she tells me he failed a sobriety
test where he's not supposed to be drinking. It's just
something he can hold over. I'm not divorcing you. I mean,
(37:17):
what's the point of it. I got a question.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
He doesn't want the discovery to happen. I'm looking too
the finances.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
You can really just say, I'm not gonna divorce you.
I mean eventually a judge has to be like, okay,
like enforce the divorce.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Right, Yeah, if you really think about it. Heck of
a rhyme. My name's Ben and I and in it
my name is Paul. It's up to y'all. Yeah, you
could delay the whole proceedings. Oh, I think we're still
in love. I don't want to divorce her yet. I
really still have strong feelings. I'm just gonna hold off
and then you can play it out for a year
another year.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, And I told her my name is Barry I'm
already married, because I mean, it was just like she's like,
so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
You're such a great listener. Can I have your number? Yeah?
Since win? Are you a good listener? Dude?
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I didn't have a choice. There was no like. It
wasn't like she said, hey, do you want to hear
my story? She just told me and she goes, yeah,
so sorry. It was so awkward. Like it wasn't awkward
for me because I had no idea what was going on.
It was awkward for you. But you just wanted to
turn around and now you want me to know that
he is not allowed to be with the kids by himself,
(38:20):
and he failed sobriety test and he won't divorce you.
So I was like, you're just trying to gather people
on your side on this all star team. I don't know,
but it was wild.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
That was a wild five minutes of your life. You
went from kid baseball, nothing going on, kids playing with butterflies,
to rocket show and then divorce proceedings right in front
of you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Then her daughter picked up a bottle cap out of
the dirt and was like looking at it and touching
it and all that she goes, why would you pick
that up? Someone probably threw up right there on that
bottle cop Now you have throw up on your hands
and you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
I mean, I'm with her. I would have said the
same thing. Why would he divorce her? She sounds level headed.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
She seems very cool, calm and collective. Then her daughter said, Mom, Mom,
can we have popsicles after this? She goes, I don't know,
we'll see. She goes like, I really want a popsicle.
Ask the maid, and she goes, I don't know if
we have any popsicles at the house. She goes, Mom, Mom,
but I really want a popsicle. She goes, if you
ask me for another popsicle, I'm never gonna give you
(39:31):
another popsicle for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
What's wrong with that? That sounds like how my parents
talk to me.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I was like, oh my, So she went from the
throw up you're gonna be sick to you will never
get another popsicle in the rest of your life. And
this dude doesn't want to divorce her. Wow, so he
must like crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
But also that life sounds miserable. That's so bad. The
fact that he sits right next to the daughters. They
don't talk to each other. They talk to the kids
as a conduit to the other one. They play telephone
through the kids. That's so bad for the kids. Funny
to laugh at, but good gosh, what a nightmare of
a life. And you think she's hot, she's got it
all together, dude, her life sucks.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
No, no, you're right, my gosh, no, no, no, that's one
of those ones where you had to decide how crazy
you can put up with. She's how freaking hot she is?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
Sounds like actually, yeah, something in my throat. Yeah there.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I mean, I would say the chest size was about
the same. I'm telling you, dude. I was just like wow.
And then when she I'm like, oh, my gosh. And
then I noticed yeah, no wedding ring. I'm okay, now
I'm putting together, and I was just like, man, I
gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
You mean vomit on the bottle cap, just like you
did word vomit.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Oh man. So yeah, that was that was my day
a little league baseball man. So that's all I got.
Have fun in Vegas, best of luck, thank you. Uh
Spain is going to beat Argentina. You gotta don't fall
in love with this Argentina's story that World Cup is fixed.
Spain is going to pass that ball, dud, dude, do
(40:59):
all aroun around him. They're not gonna be able to
have the possession Messi's not gonna be able to get
his foot on the ball because they're gonna pass circles
around him. We've saw it with France. Don't fall in
love with offense. Defense wins championships and we're gonna be
sad the World Cup's gonna be over. But I got
my Harry Kane figurine right here. He just kicked another goal.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
Yeah, is it even? I have a scoreboard in my kitchen,
low key flex Christmas present, and it shows all the
scores and stuff, and for the soccer game, it said
even money. I think it's like a dead even heat right.
Oh really, I don't know. I haven't looked it up,
but I'm pretty sure it said minus one fifteen, so
it's like completely even teams. Huh.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah, I have no idea. I haven't looked it up.
I just am ready for the game. And then the
third place match will be England versus France. I don't
know if they will play their Stars or not. Don't know.
My dude, Harry Kane will be in there, but hopefully
he scores a couple of goals, so my figurine will
be worth more than ten cents. All right, everybody, have
a good weekend. Happy birthday, baby box Bye.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
The question is, how have you never seen this lady before?
If they're on the same team.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
All Stars, totally different?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh, I like, so, then maybe she's a bad parent
if she's never gone to their games before.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
No, No, the kid was on a different team than
my son. They're just together on the All Stars. I
was the first practice.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
How many practices do we got? It was, well, that
was first practice, man, more to come. I was like, god, Lee,
I can't wait to I mean if she told me
that on the first practice, I could. I can't wait
for the second practice. I mean the second practice, you're
gonna ask her for a Kleenex and she's gonna pull
panties out of her purse.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Or she's gonna reach in where her braw is and
pull them out of there and be like, here you go, honey.
I was just got some boop sweat on it. Sorry,
I was wild, dude. I wish I could sneak a
photo so you could see I mean, she is really hot.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
You can and we can post it. Just as long
as you don't show her face. Like there's nothing wrong
with that, we cannot be sued. There's absolutely nothing thing
wrong with that. For the truck drivers, and I think
that they would request you do that and you can
tell your wife it's for work.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
I mean, you know who would really like to see it,
the tugboats, because at least truck drivers see lot lizards.
What do tugboators have.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Got?
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
They got some beach whales. I'm telling you what. The
truck drivers loved that story. If they just drove through Louisville,
they didn't even see it. They're already on the north
side of Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Wow. Man, Well all right, I don't know what else
you got. That's it. I'm out of here. Man. You
gotta hey, what time is your flight tonight? Oh? So
you're going home first?
Speaker 1 (43:38):
No, but when I told you there's gonna be no stories,
I'm flying in at night.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
No, No, you're solo and I leave.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
At four am on Sunday. What there will be no
stories from Vegas?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
You're an idiot like you are going to Vegas and
you're leaving at four am.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
You gotta eliminate the devil. Dude, Why would I stick
around all day at temptation? So your flight leaves at
what tonight at five and I get there at seven,
I'm there all day Saturday and then leave at four
am Sunday.
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Hey, you have fun, man, my name's been it. I'm
not doing that. No, that's not it. My name's been
and I'm not in it.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
All right, we.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Gotta go to Hey, soredlosers dot com, get your tickets
the convention Early bird pricing till July thirty. First, Sorry,
the add ons are not up yet. The Pred's not
having a home game. We're gonna have to shuffle some
things around, come up with a different Saturday night activity.
Because when we talk to the Preds, it kind of
sounded like, oh, yeah, Saturday night's gonna be great. It
gonna be great, like they already knew they were gonna
(44:46):
be having a game, but maybe they didn't and they
were just giving.
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Us false hope. Yeah, we still love the Predators. If
the convention's in Buffalo.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, that's who they play, the Sabers. So all right, everybody,
have a good weekend Soredlosers dot com we out. We
already buzzed. You can just stop. Get that eye lot here?
Are you going to get it for you?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Here?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, close your eye.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
What do you think the street value of the hurricane is?
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Like?
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Less than a dollar.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Less than dollar less?
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Welcome to Vegas. Nineteen dollars ripoff
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