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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wake up, Wake ming the mall.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
And it's Alreadio and the Dodgers time already in lunchbox Morgan,
too good, Steve Bread and it's trying to put you
through fog. He's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's
on the box, so you know what this is, the
(00:27):
Bobby Ball.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This is a great question that Morgan brought in, is like,
what is your classic Nashville story? Meaning none of us
grew up in Nashville. We moved here because this is
where country music is, and all of the artists, ninety
nine percent of them live here and we run into
them at times. Random cool things happen because you live
in Nashville. Who asks you.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
This, Morgan, Well, like when I go back home to Kansas,
everybody will be like, what's what happens in Nashville because
there's things that happen there that don't aren't going to happen.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
In which you talk Kansas, what would you say, Morgan,
is your quintessential Nashville story?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
So I was shot at like in a area of
Nashville with my dog Remmy. It's an outside shopping area
and these two little kids came up and started petting her.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Because that's pretty.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Common with dogs and kids walking around and I'm like, okay,
no big deal. But two seconds later, Keith Urban Nicole
Kidman walk by and they're like, okay, kids, come on,
and I was like, there kids, Oh my gosh. Keith
Urban Nicole Kinman's kids just pat my dog and they
loved her.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's pretty Nashville. That's pretty fun and like I don't
know where, but also like holy Craft and just they're
very normal people.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
They were just living their life and they just pat
my dog like.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
It was no big deal.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'll do Eddie since Eddie's still not here. I think
Eddie seen Jason aldeena chuck e cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's very legit, Hilary.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's a crazy Nashville story where Aldans they're chilling it
to cheese with kids and they're doing the games and
Eddie's like, oh, like, Aldie's over, Chuck. I have a lot.
I'll do one, then I'll pass it over to you guys.
I would say, now, this is a bit industry but
also a bit weird. So I play a show at
the Ryman Auditorium, which is a very famous show here
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every year called a million Dollar Show, and artists will
show up and play with me and Eddie and our band.
We raise money, raise money for Saint Jude. And we
invited Chris Stapleton to come up, who's always amazing, and
Chris is a great guy. And Chris shows up to perform.
But Chris just drives this really old truck and just
like parks it right there in the normal parking spot
that everybody else parks and just walks in old beat
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up truck, just does this thing and then it's over.
Our guest see later, walks back to it drives off
like That's a pretty Nashville story of Stapleton being like
a normal dude. I'll give you another one. Here we
were at the airport. I don't know where we're going,
but on the PA they're always like, all right, this
person come to gate duo, I as God as my witness.
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We heard someone go, Keith Urban, we need you at
gate four. Your flight's about to leave. Keith Urban not
saying Keith Urban is like the Star, but they needed
the name of Keith Urban because it was Keith And
we saw him run by catching his flight.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
That was weird.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's a Nashville store lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
I was at the grocery store and I met checking
out with the cash register and I look behind me
on my hey, that's Dirk's billy over at the next register.
And I see him looking around, pat in his pockets
and he's like, oh man, he's explaining to the cashier, Hey,
I don't have my wallet, so I had to walk
over there and pay for Dirks groceries.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
See that's funny. That's a good Nashville story. My Nashville stories, Amy.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
But I mean the time I saw Riba grocery shopping
that was pretty crazy because I wasn't expecting to see.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Her or that she grocery shops.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
That's why I wasn't expecting to her.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
I assumed she probably ordered them or has somebody that
does her own grocery shopping. But there she was, in
all her glory Riba with her cart in the produce section.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
So weird that it's pretty wild. Hey, Raymundo, you have
your Nashville story. Yeah, like an ultimate one. Yeah, it's
pretty good.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
One time, Baser we had just started dating and she goes, hey,
so my dad works for Garth Brooks, do you want
to go play basketball in his gym? And I go
are you seriously just go in there and playing She said, yeah,
it's he doesn't care if people go play basketball.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
So he went in there.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
It was racquetball, it was basketball, shooting hoops, it was
all kinds of stuff in there.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He's got a new one now that was the old one. Well,
what is hilarious? And ultimately Nashville raised like Garth's Godsend.
Now you know, Ray got married on Garth Brooks property.
We're all on Garth's property. Artha trusher is right at
the wedding where he's talking to Caitlin about wearing Oklahoma
and that's where he grew up. Like that's ultimate Nashville. Yep,
that wouldn't happen had you not moved here, correct, I
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would say. Another one of mine is there was rain
at CMA Fest and they canceled a bunch of the night,
but they also shoot the television show and so Jacob
and his whole set was cut except for like one song,
and we're like, come do your whole set in the studio.
So he just packed up all his gear and came
over and played the full set in our studio after that,
and that was awesome. That was awesome way back in
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the day being at the mall walking and somebody goes Bobby,
and sometimes it's a listener, and I'm like, oh, that's cool,
and so like Bobby. And then I look, I don't
see very well and I kind of walk over to
it and it was Sheryl Crow. She was like, what's up?
And I was like, chio Crow. That was in Nashville,
and that was a good one.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I saw Carrie Underwood at Free People at the mall.
She was by herself, and just for a second.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I believe she's by herself.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I saw Sam Hunt on a walk. No, you chase
Sam Hunt on a walk? You did see him the story,
But first, no, no, no. The first time I saw
him on a walk and I was like wow. So
then I knew what area he lived in. I drive
by their.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Numerous times and I saw him walking again.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
That's when I got the family out of the car
and we walked on opposite sides of the street and
he goed.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yo lunch, and I was like, he goes, it's Sam. Oh, no,
what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And then he saw you out of nowhere and yelled
yo lunch.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Yes he did, but you positioned yourself.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I put myself in though.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's still good though, even if he did that. I
saw Kirk Cameron at a restaurant having breakfast, that's cool.
Didn't say anything to him. And then Amy saw Dolly
allegedly driving around by herself one day in a jack.
That's why we think it could have been true. That's
why we think it could have been true.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
It's around.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
They thought he saw Taylor swept in like an accurate
or something, and he did. I believe yours more than him.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yes, there was Dolly. I saw Keith been hiking once too.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Didn't see Kasey Muscove's hiking too.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Yeah, I feel like I've seen we've you know, I
have a lot of grocery store stories and hiking stories.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Time. So we didn't grow up here. We love living here.
But that's why it kind of is like living in Nashville.
It's just random. So I didn't you see kept more
at the grocery store something?
Speaker 7 (06:33):
Yeah, I was running to Kit Brett Elder also, I
mean Lunch had his Dirk story.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I ran into Dirks at Whole Foods.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
My dog Pete on Hillary from Lady A. Yeah that's good, ye,
Pete right on her feet.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
It's like so when you come to town, you just
got to go to grocery stores and some of the
hiking places and.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
The places where you pick up your dog. This is amazing.
So pitt Bull the rapper, mister three oh five, there
is a college f i U Florida International University. They
will play their home games in pitt Bull Stadium. It
is the coolest thing, because I love sports, that I've
ever seen an entertainer do. Is he bought the naming
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rights to the stadium. It's Pitbull Stadium. How amazing would
that be. He's shelling out one point two million bucks
for five years for the rights. He will record a
new FIU anthem, He'll make social media posts and fundraiser
appearances on behalf of the school. It's pit Bull Stadium.
That is the coolest thing. I'm now a fan. I
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don't even much care for his music before. Now I'm
the biggest pit Bull fan. I'm streaming it all day long.
I would love to have it, but like my own stadium,
like Razorback Stadium. But I don't have the kind of
money to do that. But do you think they would
let me, like have naming rights to like a bench
press or something? In the football facility.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
I mean, do you want to aim a little higher
than that?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, but I don't want to spend that. I mean, listen,
pit Bull has a ton of money, so he's committed
to basically six million bucks, right. But also it's that
he's branding himself with the school. There's value inside of that,
And that he's raising money for the school, there's value
for that. So all of that exists inside of this deal.
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But can you imagine driving up and ESPN's like, all
right tonight, it's Eastern Florida versus f i U from
Pittbull Stadium. It's the deal five that will be That
to me is a fantasy to have a stadium from
a team that I love playing in my stadium.
Speaker 7 (08:33):
Yeah. So if you can't afford the whole stadium, can
you like sponsor a yard line.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Or something.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh, that's cool, they're only thirty two. It's the Bobby
thirty two.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I don't think they do that.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Or a field goal, like, oh, they're kicking there, They're
going to the Bobby. They're kicking it to the Bobby uprights.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, I like that. Now we're talking. If anybody is
listening from the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville, and our
show is there. And I love the Razorbacks as much
as anything except my wife. And I will say, what
can I What can I buy? What can I sponsor?
Can I the field goal posts? How much? Because I
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think that would be like a highlight of my life?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh oh? Also what about the little flags? Like every
time they throw a flag, they're throwing a Bobby.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Well, that's a referee thing.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, and also everybody in Arkansas. I don't want to
spend a lot of money, and like, I'll raise money.
I already do that. I give money, already do that.
But like, what can I even honestly, if it's like
a squat machine in the fieldhouse, that's funny to me,
as long as there's a little plaque and it's like
this is the Bobby Bone squat rack. Like I want
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to name something that I love and Pibble's my hero.
That's the coolest story I've read and forever. But stuff
like that doesn't excite you, Amy.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
No, I have zero desires stones.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Let me tell you what.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's like.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Flex I am rich. I got so much money. I'll
just put my name on a stadium.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh see, I don't take it as that. That's okay.
I think our priorities in life are a bit different.
And it's not the first time I'm realizing this, but
you see that as I'm putting my name on it,
because I just want to be seen as rich, right, like.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
Yeah, like, hey, I got all those extra money, Let's
put it on the stadium so everybody knows how rich
I am. It's like, let me yeah, flash flashy, And
that's what I like. When I read the story, I
was like, that is what it's all about. But you
are super impressed, right, oh, super impressed. Yes, I was like,
d mister three O fives got money like that.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I didn't know that. I am impressed because he loves Florida,
represents a hard may have a relationship with FIU and
that part of the Florida I'm not sure, but I
love my state of Arkansas and the University of Arkansas
so much, like I want to be seen as a
contributor and I want to have something that I can
be like, look, I'm helping by sponsoring.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
That, Okay, so look overall to really things, we cover
all three options, Like I'm part of the population that
I could care less about. And then you have you.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
You want to be a part of the school and
part of history in that way. And then Lunchbox just
wants people to know he has money.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, if anybody's listening, they can get in touch with me.
I want to sponsor something, as long as there's like
a plaque or something on it. It doesn't have to
be crazy. I don't want to do a toilet like
in the field House, nothing like that, but like it
a shower.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
You know that's weird.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Hey, if there's if I got to put in some
money where all the guys go together and shower, hey,
so be it. A guy in Michigan want two million
bucks from a scratch off thanks to help from his friend.
So he's fifty four years old and he has this
same friend going buy the tickets. So whenever his friend
goes to buy the tickets, he gives them some money
and says, you know what, now, I just grab me
a few two whatever. Just got me whatever you got.
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And so the man's friend brought him a twenty dollars
Jackson ticket from this market and he's like, okay, I
scratched it, and two million dollars and he said, I
cannot believe it. He hasn't told anyone other than the
friend who brought the ticket back. But two million dollars
that's from UPI A couple of things latch box Number one.
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If you're the person who the friend brings the ticket
to you want two million bucks, how much do you
break off of your friend?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Probably none, because harsh, well, I gave him my money.
He was already going to get tickets, so he just
grabbed me a few.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Why he was there, but he did grab the specific
kind and you gave you the specific one. But okay,
here are you you go? None? Okay? And how much?
Let's say you're the friend and you give that guy
the ticket that wins the two million What is your
expectation as the friend?
Speaker 8 (12:41):
Mmmm?
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Probably two hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Okay, So let's just look at this as the person
who gets the money. You're the winner. You're not giving
any But the person who gives a ticket and doesn't
win the money you expect a lot.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Yeah, it sounds weird when you say it that way.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
You try to paint it like like I'm ungrateful, but
I mean I'm just when I give the ticket, it's like,
you would have never won that money without.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Me because you're get to think about that, but think
about that the other way around as well.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I know I didn't think about it for us.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I could louire you into that.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
Gosh, that's tough, man.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
How come you're not winning the lottery? Dude? Everybody's winning
the lottery and these stories except for you, and you're
playing it all the time. Why are you not winning?
I don't know how don't either, lottery gods. I'm now
rooting for you to win, which I never did. I
was just like, this is funny. I don't care if
he wins or not, but at this point, it's a
numbers game. You have to win.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I know we have a lot of stories of people winning,
but if we were to report every single day the
amounts of people.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That are losing, it would be it wouldn't mean that many.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
We know, we'd be here all all day.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
No, I hear you. He plays so much and for
so many years since he was eighteen, and the most
he's ever won is like two hundred dollars two fifty.
That's crazy. It was on a silver break the bank
one grazy to me. Okay, time for the news Bobby's stories.
The first story is about haggling. It's from arp Amy.
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How would you say your haggling skills are one and two?
How comfortable are you with just cold haggling people?
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Oh, I'm not very good at being cold.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
But you know, years ago Dave Ramsey gave us that line,
which is is this the best price you can give me?
Speaker 4 (14:31):
And I feel like that's been helpful.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
Like I had some yard work recently I had to
get done, and I straight up said that. At the
end of the call, I was like, so, so is
this the best price that you can give me? And
he said, yeah, I tried.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
But you don't feel See, I always feel weird haggling
because I and I think there's some trauma where like
I don't want to have to ask like, oh can
you do? Can you give me a better deal? Because
to me, it doesn't feel like I'm being a bargain shopper.
It feels like I'm asking for charity, right, So I
haggling to me feels it hits me odd, but I
understand the need for it, especially when it comes to
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like high ticket items lunchbox I since you have no
problem haggling for anything.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
Ever, I got no.
Speaker 6 (15:16):
Problem asking for free. If I buy that, can you
give me that half off? I mean, no price is unnegotiable.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
So the story is you might find haggling socially awkward,
but if you don't do it, according to financial experts,
you're leaving significant money on the table. Some prices you
should always negotiate a new car, Okay, I think we
all can be there. Although I will say with cars,
so much of it now is easy to find online
what something's actually worth that I do feel like you
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have a lot of the dealerships reflecting that in their prices.
Meaning I think back in like the eighties and nineties,
they'd marked the crap out of it, mark it way up,
and then you got to haggle it down. Although you
can haggle for things, I feel like with a car now,
the information is out there that there's really not a
lot of haggling to do. And what are your thoughts
on that you bought a car recently?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah, no, I mean I think that's one hundred percent correct.
So the wiggle room isn't the same as it used
to because they're just having to price them. There's not
that extreme gap. I was just talking to a car
dealer about it when my niece was here. She was
looking for a new car, and there was not much
wiggle room at all whatsoever because of that exact reason.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Yeah, I don't think it's so they don't want to wiggle.
I think they'd know people have the access to the
information exactly. A house, Oh yeah, haggle the crap out
of a house. Of course. The house is the haggle
that thing. If you don't go hard on a house,
I trauma aside. Can you imagine if I was like,
oh the house, Oh it's a ten dollars, Okay, I'll
just take it. I'm scared to negotiate. No way, Like
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a house, you gotta go hard. Furniture. I guess it
depends from where mattresses internet. What you'd call your internet.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
I think you can, Yes, you can call and say, hey,
am I getting the best price for my internet?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
They just go yeah, no, I think I've heard of
this actually working. It just takes time.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
Your cable bill.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
If you call the cable company threatened to leave the
is that haggling though? If you call them and you go, hey, yeah,
the service. It's been fine, but I may go to
another cable company. I just want to see what the
best you could do was before I made my decision. Yes,
that's haggling, but I don't think that's the same as going, hey,
cable company, can you guys go cheaper for me? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
I think the way you worded it is actually perfect,
and I think it's it's fair. It's sort of like
price matching some places. If you take a receipt and
they'll give you what you pay what it's being offered
for somewhere else, they.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Say, ask for managers because they can actually make the
decision for the haggling, Ask for employee discounts, and leave
your phone number for them to call you back if
a deal comes available. I think that's very valuable news
to have. I think that's valuable. Think about it, use
it in your life. I'm going to try to do
better too. Next up from the BMC Psychology Research Journal,
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people who spend longer on social media are more likely
to have nightmares that disrupt their sleep and increase their
peace of mind. The most common social media nightmares were
being unable to log in. Okay, look what I love
my I love my phone. I love being on social media.
I have never once had a nightmare where I couldn't
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log into my social media. Like, that's a real problem.
If that's your nightmare, I could you wake up in
a sweat. I couldn't remember a password. I clicked forgot
password and it never came like that to me feels
a that's problem. That's a problem. The more intensely and
longer people use social media, the more likely they were
to wake up in the middle of the night to
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report nightmares. My nightmare is just that my alarm doesn't
wake me up.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
That's because of your social media.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's my phone and I check it multiple times. But
I can tell you in the past, I'll say sixty days,
I've had to use my alarm one time. And I
wish I use my I wish I could sleep until
my alarm. But I am so anxious I'm going to
oversleep every day of my life that I wake up
an hour forty five minutes before and I wake up
with my heart pounding so much that I can't do
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like a snooze and go back to sleep. I'm just up.
I'm just up, and I go a hurricane, Debbie blows
a million dollars worth of cocaine onto the beach. It's crazy,
more than a million bucks worth of cocaine was washed
up on the beach. Can you even extract that? Because
I feel like it's like sand on sand. If cocaine
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looks like what it looks like in the movies, which
why would I not? I feel like, how would you
pick the cocaine up from You'd be at risk of
snorting sand, right if you like try to snort.
Speaker 6 (19:36):
It rapped it's like blown on there.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Oh that makes sense. I steal that and sell that.
But okay, I just got it.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
Yeah, no, no, it's like it's like wrapped in like
I don't know, cellophane or something, and then they put
it in trash bags and throw it in the water.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
When it says a million blows onto the beach, I'm
thinking of like a cocaine tornado, and like all the
white Oh I feel so stupid. Got it? It is
like a bag of drugs.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Can you imagine if like so much cocaine just blue
on the beach though, And you're like, why is the
sand white?
Speaker 6 (20:09):
Well?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yeah, and then if we're breathing it in. Are we
getting high?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yes? Okay, yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Build a sand castlet of cocaine.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
But does cocaine make you high?
Speaker 4 (20:18):
I don't know what it's called. That's why I just
said that, but high would be the word.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
It's called high. It is, it's called high.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I don't know what I know. Fourteen year old wins
the Olympic gold medal in skateboarding. Fourteen years old. That's
pretty cool. The Australian athlete won the Olympic gold. She's
not even old enough to drive, so I mean, that's
crazy at fourteen, Like, where do you go from there?
Speaker 7 (20:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:44):
True, tr Ew that's that's the girl's name. I won't
even say a whole name. It says this makes True
Australia's youngest medalist. I don't know if True has one name,
like a Madonna or a Drake beyond True is the
gold medal winner. And then finally, a frontier flight canceled
after a pilot was arrested right before takeoff. I mean,
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what do you think when I say that?
Speaker 4 (21:07):
Well, I'm like, okay, what did he do? Was he
trafficking drugs?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You went to drugs I would have thought drunk, because
that's easier because they just could have been at the bar.
But instead of being in the cartel for being drunk
about to fly.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
A plane, he hasn't flown yet.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Oh no, you get to the airport and you're drunk,
you go to jail. Yeah yeah, yeah, no, No, Amy's
El Choppo. El Choppo was flying the plane. In Amy's mind,
this wasn't that at all, So I was wrong as well.
I just think it's funny that's where your mind always
goes to, like cartel smuggling drug Somehow the pilot was
arrested because he was wanted on assault family violence warrant
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issued by DFW air or whatever. Oh my gosh, Okay,
you know why they have two pilots. Yes, go ahead, Well.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Assume in case something goes wrong with the other, they
can take over.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Yeah, in case one of the pilots is like, I'm
out of here, man, I'm picking this whole thing down. Yeah,
so the other one goes not so fast.
Speaker 7 (22:07):
My friends, well, and then my ex hasn't been like
even with him if he was flying and had a copile,
it like they wouldn't eat the same things or anything,
because then if one of them gets sick from the
one thing, and then you know, you don't want to
end up with a situation where you're eating something bad
and you're both sick.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I think about that. That There was the flight that
disappeared over the ocean, the Malaysia flight, where they think
a big possibility is the pilot wanted to take it
down and like they like tracked his flight simulator and
looked at it. But I mean, you have to take
out the other pilot then.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Right, yeah, unless they're in together, there's not.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Really a place I want to go down right now,
and be honest with you, all right, that's the news
Bobby's story, that story about the Delta flight and the
lightning hits the flight, and lightning hits plane sometimes and
they keep going, but this one was so bad they
turn the plane around like flying in a storm. In general,
(23:00):
I give that one out of ten. That's a one
out of ten. It's the worst. What do you recommend
one out of ten? Because I have a few of
these here. Number one, I recommend one out of ten.
Drinking expired almond milk. I did it. I thought I
saw the devil. I was summoning the devil from the bathtub.
I thought maybe my brain was exploding.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
But you were in a bath with water, like you
were just laying in an empty right, Not.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Sure, might've actually been in hell. I don't know where
I was. All I know it was one out. I
give that one out of ten. It's the worst. I
would also say getting a new haircut I give that
a one out of ten before a photo shoot. Not
so much for me because I don't do that, but
when someone we could take like pictures once a year,
when they get a brand new haircut or new hairculor
(23:46):
right before photo shoot, I give that a one out
of ten. Another one getting fined one million dollars by
the FCC for doing nothing but hitting a sound effect.
You know what, been in that place? I rate that.
I give that a one out of ten. Amy I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:03):
I'm trying to think of something, and I guess I
did get divorced recently, so I get out of one
out of ten.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I don't recommend that process for anybody.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
We're stronger for it in other ways.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
But it is exhausting, and you know, you do the
best you can, and I feel like I had, you know,
an amicable situation. I can't imagine for some people how
they have it. I don't even know how they're doing it, I.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Would say, and I've done this before, eating sushi from
a gas station. One out of ten. I rate that
one out of ten. That is terrible. One out of ten.
Do not do it, Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Yeah, if you sit around with a group of your
friends and you coming up with ideas on things to do,
like putting pantyhose over your face and then going into
a gas station to buy a pack.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Of gum, one out of ten. Yeah, one out of
ten for those that don't know. That was way back
in history of Lunchbox and Iied relationship. He did a
bit where we thought, let's see what happens if you
put pantyhose on your head and go buy a pack
of gum, not being aggressive, not doing anything except wearing pantyhose,
and yeah, lunch walked up to jail. We recommend that
(25:09):
one out of ten.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
How about for Lunchbox using an outdated version of TurboTax
to do your taxes last minute?
Speaker 6 (25:17):
That's ten out of ten. Oh, you like that, you
like the results of that? I like the results that
pop up on the screen. I mean I got another one.
Go ahead, I would say, you know, convincing your coworkers
that in a good investment would be to buy a
palette of Amazon returns.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
One out of ten. That's a great, one out of ten.
Speaker 6 (25:34):
Talk about how it's going to bring us all together, Yeah,
to start a business together.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
All I did was tear us apart. One out of ten,
us apart. Yes, I would say something that happened to
me two nights ago. We ordered some ramen and I
was wearing a white T shirt eating Ramen noodles or
any noodle wearing white. One out of ten, I'd say,
don't do that. It's impossible, even if you don't drop
(25:59):
it on you. Ticket Like the slap juice not on you,
one out of ten. Slap juice, like when you're slurping anything,
like even if the like you, it falls out of
your spoon, like a little bit of the liquid into
the water and slaps on your shirt. Oh oh god.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
The final one, shaving your head bald before a high
school football game for team Unity when that team is
Magnet Cove and they're way better than you anyway, and
then you lose and Mountain Pine gets a crap beat
out of them, and then we have to take our
helmets off and we all have to go shake hands
in the handshake line after the game, after getting whooped
with all bald heads. One out of ten. That's that's
(26:37):
a whole list, very personal list, Morgan, Do you have
any one out of ten's? Yeah? I one out of ten.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Do not recommend getting drunk and passing out before your
favorite artist goes on stage?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Has that happened recently? No, it happened to be in.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
College and it was Zach Brown band and I miss their.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
So, you know, just two hard before the artist comes
on State Ray Moon.
Speaker 8 (27:03):
One out of ten you have any I recommend one
out of ten giving a listener your phone number, because
I have about between five to ten phone numbers. I
have no idea who the people are, and they always
comment on the show and I just say, yep, they
text you.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah. So no, ten out of ten on that one.
That's for sure. One out of ten for sure. Okay, cool,
good job everybody. I think we have given our listeners
things because we rate a solo that they will not do.
Bobby Bone Show. Sorry, up today this.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Story comes to us from New York, an eighteen year
old that works at Walmart and late, late late. They say, hey,
you can't be late anymore. She's late again, so they
pull her into the office and say, hey, we're gonna
have to let you go.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
You're fired. She goes, if you fire me, I'm gonna
blow this place up.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Where did she care that much about her job? If
she's late all the time, then she doesn't want to
be fired. You know what I call that?
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Though?
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I mean she's emotional reaction.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
To say I'm gonna blow this place up.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
No, he's beyond that, but her emotions are definitely and the.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Driver never threaten to blow anything up unless it's your
buddy's bathroom. And that's it. Other than that, you can't
blow anything up. Oh I get it now, Like, yeah,
i'mnna blow your bathroom. Other than that, we can't talk
about explosions. Yeah whatever, No airports, nothing like that. All right,
that's it.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Amy's niece had been staying with her all summer. Your
niece is like an adult now, which is crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, she's twenty one.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
She came to intern with me for college, and I
was keeping her busy, but she likes to work extra,
so she wanted to pick up shifts like around town too.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
So I had to convince her, like, no, you don't
need to work extra, just hang out with me.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh was she gonna get a job in which she
was only here for two months?
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Well? Her friends they use this platform is called like
quick and you can just if you're doing seasonal work,
or like maybe you're in town like somewhere for one
weekend and you want to earn some cash while you're there,
you can like pick up a shift and you log
in and you can see where a restaurant needs an
extra person, and you pop in work that night, take
the tips, and then you're done.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
She didn't do that.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
I talked her out of it.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
What was weird was like I knew her when she
was like nine, Yeah, I know, what did you guys do?
That was like fun and bonding.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
I mean a lot of stuff at the house.
Speaker 7 (29:09):
I think working with her was fun, but the most
like special part for me was watching her bond with
my kids and get that extra time, especially with my
seventeen year old daughter. Because if there is any role
model that I want for my daughter. It would be
my niece, Like my sister and her husband did a
great job.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
So you're telling me she could have used that little
app and that night just wor worked somewhere one time,
one night.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
Yeah, it's called quick and you so businesses compost to
it and they say like, hey, yeah, we need someone
for this, like even if in the kitchen, Like if
you're a dishwasher or you have other skills in the
kitchen that you do well and you just want to
pick up a shift there, you can.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I feels like people just traveling through town looking to
mug people. But hey, whatever, I use. I'm a big
ZipRecruiter guy. But ZipRecruiter is more like finding a real job.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah, that would be more long term.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
This is like going to work for a night and steal.
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Which I think is why it's called quick. This is quick.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
You quickly can go and steal from people, scam them.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
Yeah, but she's gone now, she's back at school and
she's i think applied for other jobs. I said, you
can wait tables when you get back to college, Like,
just be my intern and enjoy life here.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
And we feel much safer with her using ziprecruier than
quick because quick, you don't know, they may quickly abduct her.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Obviously. Yeah, nobody's gonna do it, and it can happen
so quick.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
But nobody's gonna abduct down zipruiter. No, they're just gonna
They're just gonna offer you find you a great job.
And yeah, as you can tell, we just use ZipRecruiter
to find somebody, and our new person starts in like
less than a week.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
So do you feel confident in the selection?
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yes, okay, Well, because there were so many good people,
it was hard. We got it went from like.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
A hundred who was all involved in this process?
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Me, well mostly Morgan won okay, and then once she
whittled it down, me with five and then it got
to two and I was like, they're both great. You
hire and then she was like, no, you hire. So
we thought about that. We just pointed each other you hire.
Is that Spider Man meme? Everybody's pointing at each other.
But yeah, no, we had to do that. That's hard.
When there's a lot of really good people, it's hard. Yeah,
really hard, and most people suck. We found two good ones.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
I will see like people if you can find like
a quality pool, Like, that's impressive.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Because it's not a ZipRecruiter commercial. By the way, we
just used it. It is awesome.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
No, but if you found a quality pool there, that's
good encouragement as a place for people to go look
because people are having a hard time.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Hey, what's the code? If people want to use ZipRecruiter
does how you know it's not a commercial one? I
have to ask for the code. I think you can
go to ZipRecruiter dot com. Slash don't get abducted by
using another app.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
It's probably Bones yeah, maybe or something.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That's it. Thank you. We will see you guys tomorrow
by everybody. Mr Bobby Bogers the Bobby Bones theme song
written produce saying bye read Yardberry. You can find his
instagram at Readyarberry dot com. Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo,
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thanks for listening to the podcast.