THURS PT 1: Bobby Brings A Weapon In Studio + Scuba Thinks He's Possessed + Bobby Says Internet Troll Was RIGHT?!

Due to recent events, Bobby felt the need to bring a weapon into the studio and explains why he is carrying it and shows it to us. Bobby addresses how Scuba Steve thinks he has been possessed by the person who was killed in our building. Bobby reads a rude comment he got from an internet troll about his body and why he actually agrees with them. We also get an update on how Eddie's daily reading is going.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wake up, you wake up in the morning. And then
you turn the radio on and the dial just keeps
on turning. And then you hear Eddie and me, lunchbox.
Steve Redhead is.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Trying to put you through.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Mike D's writing this week's next bit.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And Bobby's on the mic so you know what this is.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Bobby Bones show.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I'll lose my pen every time I do this.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
You might be sitting on it. I think I saw
it earlier.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
It's all the way in my butt. I don't even
realize it's completely all the way in my butt.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like it might have fallen in the back.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Or in the crack?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, in the crack back there.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Mike, we just... Oh, it's in the crack.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's back there?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, of mine. Okay. My crack.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
All right.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I lose my stupid pen every time. Hey, so we
had a murder in our building, which is crazy. This
happened Monday, Labor Day. Scuba Steve saw the body. And
we were so just blown away by just the act
of that happening here that we kind of passed over
the fact that Scuba now thinks he's possessed. Scuba Steve
is our executive producer. And Scuba thinks that since he

(01:17):
was above where the guy was shot, that his body
went into his body.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
And I am not kidding. This is not a joke
at all. And that he believes it. Scuba, true or false?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, my energy is very different from, I'm sure seeing
a dead body doesn't help with any of this. And
even when I left work yesterday, it was the first
time in my entire life I've been afraid to leave somewhere,
especially my place of work.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Like I booked it to my car. And got the
hell out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Did you park somewhere different this morning?

Speaker 6 (01:46):
I don't park on P5 anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I saw his truck somewhere else.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
He parks on my floor now.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
That's being irrational.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No, it's not.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Parking your car in a different spot.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
No, I wouldn't want to go back to where I saw.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
A dead body. I think trauma affects people in a
lot of ways. And I don't think trauma and being
rational have a great relationship.

Speaker 8 (02:05):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Scuba Steve, do you think that his spirit, the guy
that was killed, is in you?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I don't know if at this moment, but for a
while I felt very different from how I normally felt.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, but describe it, please, because again, our listeners heard
you say that you think his spirit went into your body.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I felt like dealing drugs.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I mean, he was a drug dealer. I'm just kidding.
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
This is where he's losing me. Like, I have a
lot of, I hate this for Scuba that he saw
the dead body and that sucks. But then when he
starts to talk about the body lifting up into him
or now he wants to deal drugs.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
I was kidding about the dealing drugs thing. I was
just messing around.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Which I mean, humor is one way to deal with trauma.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
So what, really, what do you think happened?

Speaker 6 (02:46):
With his spirit?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
I felt like for a moment there, because I had
that same thing happen to me in San Francisco where
something entered me. And I felt this overwhelming sadness for
absolutely no reason. You're laughing at our lunchbox. You're the
guy with the whole stupid closet story you tell every
six months.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yeah, he stole the closet. Go ahead. So, again, if
you're new to the show, Scuba believes with his whole
heart that he had another ghost go inside of him
for a while. Tell that story.

Speaker 7 (03:12):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
So it was in San Francisco, and I lived in
Knob Hill, which is where the great fire and the
earthquake happened in the early 1900s. And my building was
part of that. And there was allegedly a lot of
spirits that were in that area where I lived. And
one day I was going to work super early in
the morning, like three o'clock in the morning. And I
was having a great day. I was excited. It was

(03:32):
a normal day. I loved what I did. And I
got in my car and as I was walking to it,
I felt this.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Weird, overwhelming amount.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Of sadness come over my body. And I'm in the
car and I'm happy, but then I'm not. And I'm
driving to work and I'm like crying. Tears are coming
out of my eyes and I don't feel like myself.
It was the weirdest feeling ever. And I couldn't shake it.
And I was trying to figure out why do I
feel this way? And the moment I got to work,
I opened up the car door and it was like this, like,
like bursts of energy come off my body. And then

(04:02):
it was almost like dramatically, like the tears went away,
everything was fine. And my life was back to normal.
And I'm like, was I a vessel for this spirit
to leave that place that it could not leave for
a hundred years?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
And then finally got the chance to.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
So I wonder if your body's naturally a vessel and
the guy that was murdered here.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Vessel, do you?

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh, because he's been a vessel before. It recognizes.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Maybe so. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
And with Native American roots, I don't have something to
do with that.

Speaker 6 (04:29):
You know, being close to the land. I've always been
that way.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay. So where are you today?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Now he's Native American.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Shut the hell up.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Where am I today?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I mean, I'm still, it's a weird feeling to have.
Like I said, I left work yesterday afraid. And it's,
and you hear the gunshots in my head. And then
whenever I close my eyes, I see a dead body.
So mentally I'm a little bit messed up. Um, I
don't honestly want to be here right now, but I am,
I have a job. I have to, I have to
suck it up and do it.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Um, he did see a dead body guys.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
He saw the dead body.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
No, I know.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And that's what I feel terrible about. But then he
talks about being a vessel.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 9 (05:02):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
So yesterday I was doing a murder tour with some
people around the building.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Stop calling it a murder tour.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
I was just showing people kind of where the whole
thing was just me and you and Ray rolled up.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That was it.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
It was some people.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
And so scuba is like, it's crazy because this happened
right above my studio, right below my studio. And I go, scuba,
your studio is on the other side of the building, dude.
Like you're not even close to where this happened.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
It was right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
And then we figured out, oh yeah, it was definitely
down the way.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay. So scuba, I feel bad for you. And if
you need to have some time to go talk to
a therapist or just get your mind right, you always
have it. You know our rule. If you don't feel good, uh,
You don't have to come in.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
A therapist or like a medium?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Whatever he needs to do.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Do we need to bring somebody in and do a
Ouija board?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
No, I'm not into that.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Eddie also thinks he should.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
He's not into that. He's not into that.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
It's a board game. It's silly.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
I'm not doing something like that.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
This is silly. Eddie also thinks he should be in forensics.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Guys, I'm telling you, when I was doing this tour.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Because Scoop was just showing me like, yeah, this is
where I saw the body. And then I started looking
around like, guys, there must be bullet holes. I found, like,
how many bullet holes, guys? Ten bullet holes. We ended
up finding gun shells, bullets, actual bullets. I found all
these things that the cops missed.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Wait, yeah, shouldn't the shells have been collected?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Great question.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I can take it to you, right? I took pictures
of them and everything.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's just so crazy there was a murder in our building.
crazy it's so crazy so when you're saying this i
still have to go there was a murder right next
to us in our building.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And then mike had a really good idea yesterday he's
like should we do a podcast called murders in the building.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Stop it stop it i mean that's what happened to
them It's weird that we found bullets.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Yeah, but there's casings. Like, you would think everything would
have been collected.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
So I would think, yeah, you would take all that
into evidence. I mean, guys, there are cars still parked
there with bullet holes in them.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
No way.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, I need to go on a murder tour.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I will take you today, as soon as we're done.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I do not want to derail at all, but every
time Eddie says bullets, it's funny to me.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Amy, English is my second language.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
That's not what I'm making fun of. It's cute.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Did you contact the cops and say, hey, man, there's
more bullets?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's another thing. I saw in the news story that
Crime Stoppers is offering $ 5, 000 for a reward to find
these people.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
How many cars have bullet holes in them?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Now you're being rude.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Why?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
I would say two.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
Really?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
And they probably can't leave.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
No, one of them left.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Because I was doing one tour, and then when I
came upstairs to do some work.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Why are you doing multiple tours?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Because people want to see this stuff. And I'm like,
I know exactly where it is.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Well, I would want to see it.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I can't believe you're the tour leader of.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
What time do you want to do the tour today?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (07:50):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
With Lunchbox.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
There are 200 first responders from New York that are
participating in a ride called the Ride for Resilience. They're
riding 343 miles from Boston to Ground Zero to honor...
The 343 FDNY people that passed away in 9-11.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Anyway, when you guys went to New York, did you
take your kid to that?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
He didn't really want to see the whole memorial thing
because I was like, man, we really need to check
that out. But we saw the new building, kind of
went by the area. But he had a few questions
and then kind of moved on.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
He's also way young.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, he's 13.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, to know or to have experience like we did.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yeah, I think the thing that really got him though,
I was telling him like when that happened, you know,
people didn't really know what was happening. So they weren't
really trying to get too far away from it. But
when the first building fell, like people couldn't breathe. All
that debris came up. People were trying to get into
businesses and stuff like that. So when I told him
all that, it kind of hit him like, wow, this
is way bigger than I thought it was.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Did you go to it?

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yes, I've been.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Do we go together?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I don't remember who I went with, but I've definitely gone.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
Me too.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
And I don't remember either. What if we don't remember together?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
You guys went to the memorial? The actual memorial?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Possibly together. We don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Well, we used to go to New York all the
time for work.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
The first time I went to New York was, I mean,
the February after 9-11. So I saw the hole in
the ground and trucks moving stuff still.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I saw all that.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, it was crazy. Well, all of it. But looking back,
they shut down all... flights for days. If you were somewhere,
you just got, you were just stuck in a different city.
You didn't get out.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Yeah. You didn't get home.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I mean, even being on a college campus, like everything
was like the every, like, yeah, air was shut down,
but we were shut down. Like there was no classes.
I can't remember how long it lasted, but it was like,
everybody just felt like they could be the next target.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah. You're right. because you're talking about didn't know. Nobody knew.
Nobody knew. That's a great point. It was going to be.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
A university, like wherever. So everything was just locked down.

Speaker 7 (10:02):
Yeah, and you know what's cool? This was put on
by the Friends of the Firefighters and Livestrong.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Oh, that's the whole thing?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
That's what I said.

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
The Lance Armstrong Foundation.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
I thought once Lance was bad.

Speaker 10 (10:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
I thought it went away.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Like, I thought it would be good for them.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, I think he, but it had, I'm sure there's
a whole board and it's bigger than that. Like, it
was such a movement.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, but it was him and he's like, not good.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, but they probably like, just scooted him out.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
No, I'm glad.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
Yeah, it's awesome. But it was just, it was built
off lies.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
It was built.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
That's crazy.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
It still was able to do a lot of good.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, but the foundation did, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah. Were they riding bikes?

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Yeah, they're riding bikes.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (10:46):
343 miles.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Don't you think cycle bikes because Livestrong?

Speaker 9 (10:50):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, now, but he didn't say that at the beginning.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh, you thought motorcycles?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, when he just said ride, I don't know. It
could have been anything. Tricycles, horses.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
Yeah, it could have been motorcycles.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, but then when he said Livestrong, I said bikes.
Got it.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Don't be hating.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
That was a little aggressive.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm sorry. All right. That's what it's all about.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
That was Tell Me Something Good.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
A guy in Illinois won a million bucks on a
lottery ticket received as a birthday gift.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Oh, man, whoever gave that is so ticked.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Oh, that's where your mind goes? To the person who
gave him the gift?

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh, my gosh, yes.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Oh, surely they'll cut him off a little piece.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, you don't have to do that.

Speaker 7 (11:24):
A little piece? Who cares about a little piece? You
could add a million dollars. You're the one that bought
the ticket.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
But you only bought the ticket to gift to them.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, you may not buy tickets for yourself. You just
thought it'd be a fun gift.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, fun gift. And then now they're not going to
be friends anymore.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
What about that, though? It's like if you give the gift...
And you win it or like you get the gift.
Are you really supposed to share with the person that
gave you the gift?

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I would.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Are you supposed to? No, but let's play it out. Eddie,
you give me a ticket. Oh, it's a million bucks. Wow,
this is crazy. And I look at you and you're like, waiting.
After taxes, I'm going to have like roughly $ 700, 000, right?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I'd probably give you $ 25, 000.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
I would like that.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Okay, I was thinking $ 100, 000. Whoa.

Speaker 10 (12:06):
Good for you.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
So I'm a worse person?

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Dang, dude.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
No, not good for me.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
You made me sound worse.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
I mean, good for me. Good for me. I was
thinking you'd give $ 100, 000.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
$ 100, 000?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
That's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Because you wouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
This is hundreds of thousands that you wouldn't have if
the person wouldn't have gifted.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
It to you. Don't even say it. It's hypothetical. Don't
even say it.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm not. You know what? Screw it.

Speaker 7 (12:24):
I'll give you all of it.

Speaker 10 (12:27):
I'll just give you all of it. Good for you.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (12:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Thank you. A birthday gift from a friend was a
$ 1 million surprise for an Illinois man who thought it
was $ 1, 000 when he hit. He's like, oh my God,
I want $ 1, 000. Because that's how I would be. If
I want $ 1, 000, I would go, oh my God, I
want $ 1, 000. So they went to the center still not
knowing that they won. But if you went over a
certain amount, you have to go to the office.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
Ugh.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
So they go to the office to get their $ 1, 000,
and they said, no, you won a million.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
How do you not double check that before you go
to the office?

Speaker 10 (13:00):
I mean, idiot.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
How do you miss all those zeros?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Well, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know for
sure that it was a scratch off. A lottery ticket,
I think, he bought them the numbers.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Got it, got it, got it.

Speaker 10 (13:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
So he thought he won, and then he matched all six,
and then another extra number. I don't know. It's some
lotto million drawing. But yeah. He's going to go new car,
golf cart, family, cruise for their 40th anniversary. Million bucks
from the friend. You have to do something nice for
the friend at the least.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Like dinner.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Like me, I'd give you all of it. But this, well,
Amy shamed me when I only said $ 25, 000. Amy was like,
I expected so much of you in this hypothetical situation.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
I think you would do more.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I think I would too. But when I say that,
people roll their eyes at me.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Well, I said it for you.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Not even in this room, but just listeners will go like,
you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I can vouch for you. I know you would.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Thank you. I would hope that you do $ 100, 000. That
would be nice.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
No, but I would make you think it was $ 25, 000. Okay.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And then give me the $ 100, 000?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
And then I'd give you the rest of it.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh. You know what?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
Then I'd give you more than the rest.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
As long as you're grateful.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
This story comes to us from Oklahoma. A mom and
dad really wanted to go play some pickleball. They hadn't
played pickleball in a couple days. But they have an 8-year-old, 5-year-old,
and 1-year-old, and no babysitter. How can we do this?
You know what, kids? Here's an iPad. We're going to
leave you at home. If anything happens, you call 911.

(14:26):
We're going to go play pickleball.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Eight. Eight's too young.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, it's too young. And it sounds tempting, but you
can't do that.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
But eight's too young, right? Yes.

Speaker 6 (14:34):
To be the oldest.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Correct. So they left, and one of the kids accidentally
hit the emergency button on the iPad. And then when
they answered, they hung up. So police responded to the residents.
They're like, well, where are your parents? And I said, oh,
they're playing pickleball?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, we have a five-month-old, so I don't really know
the intelligence of an eight-year-old. How bad is this on
a scale of one to ten? Ten meaning the worst,
like a neglect. Leaving an eight-year-old with the ages where one.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
And five.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, the one-year-old is the scale.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Yeah, because I don't know if an eight-year-old knows how
to properly care for a one-year-old.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Scale it, though. Seven.

Speaker 9 (15:13):
Seven.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
You? Eight. Okay, so it's severe, severe.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I think because of the one-year-old, like, yeah, I mean,
you've got to have real supervision with a one-year-old.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Because you really can't leave an eight-year-old by themselves.

Speaker 7 (15:23):
An eight-year-old?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You're not kidding with that.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
But leaving an eight-year-old in charge?

Speaker 7 (15:27):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
God dang, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
That's why I'm asking.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Well, in charge of two other young children is problematic.

Speaker 11 (15:33):
Right.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
And then during the investigation, they found out the parents
do this quite often.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Pickleball?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Leave the kids at home while they go play pickleball.

Speaker 9 (15:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Maybe the eight-year-old's proved himself.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
He graduated to that.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Okay. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Our next three-day weekend, do you know when it is?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Let's see. Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, it could be, but it's not. The next standard U.S.
federal three-day weekend is October 10th, 11th, and 12th. Columbus
Day falls on a Monday.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
We still celebrate that?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yeah, it feels weird.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't know. He was a terrible person. He didn't
even come to America. Columbus never came to America.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, I think he hit the Caribbean islands first.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Yeah, he never came to America. And also, lots of
raping and pillaging. But yeah, maybe we still... Do we
still observe? Do we have a company Columbus Day Holiday, Scuba?

Speaker 7 (16:26):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
I think it's Indigenous People's Day is what they do now.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Well, this says if your workplace does not observe Columbus Day...
So it could be indigenous people. I think it should
be indigenous people.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
Yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
So it's been all, it's been, there's been an addendum?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
No, because the U.S. Office of Personnel still calls it
Columbus Day. And so let's get that straight. And it's
also Gulf of America and Lake America.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, not Ontario.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
And they're thinking about changing New Mexico to New America.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, have you not heard that one?

Speaker 10 (16:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's a whole state. That'd be crazy.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Who?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
What do you mean who?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Who?

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I mean, I can guess who, but that can't be real.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
That's a parody account, right?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
No, he was talking about it. Trump was talking about it.
He's like, I think we should name it New America.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Will he actually?

Speaker 10 (17:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Probably not. But Scuba, do we get off?

Speaker 6 (17:13):
We do not now.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Okay, so that's not ours, but some people do.

Speaker 7 (17:17):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
New England would make more sense than New Mexico.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Interesting. New America.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
New America.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Okay, what if we did New America for New England?
But New England's not a state.

Speaker 10 (17:26):
No. It's an area.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
It's a region.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I figured he was wanting to change it because it
said Mexico.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
That's why.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So like the New Hampshire, he's probably not going to change.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, New England is England.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Yeah, but New England. But New England's not a state.
It's a region.

Speaker 9 (17:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah. Okay. New Mexico is literally a state. So the
next will be Thanksgiving. Okay. Since we don't do that.
Then it's Christmas and that's what's up. I thought we
might get off that Columbus slash indigenous day, and we don't.
Now time for the investigative morning corny. Me, Lunchbox Eddie,

(18:02):
have 90 seconds to try to get as many of
Amy's jokes right as possible. Ready? Ready. Oh.

Speaker 10 (18:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
You both are good. All right. And here we go.

Speaker 7 (18:11):
The Morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Why does the phone wear glasses?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Why does the phone wear glasses?

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Uh, C. C. Glasses. C. C.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Pound key. I. I. I.

Speaker 7 (18:25):
Iphone.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Vision. Vision. Oh, Iphone. That is good.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Why does the phone wear glasses?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Why does the phone wear glasses?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I can't see.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
What does it see? What do you see with? You
see with glasses? You see with contacts? Oh, contacts? I
am It doesn't have contacts?

Speaker 10 (18:39):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
It lost its contacts.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Good job.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Does that count?

Speaker 10 (18:42):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Why do keyboards never sleep?

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Pounding. Because they're always pounding.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Why do keyboards never sleep?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Because the keys are always jangling.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Keyboards, because they're always... Why do they never sleep? Because keyboards.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
They're keyboard. They're always typing.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
There's the letters.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Letters.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Numbers.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
There's no Zs. Are you guys thinking of keyboard like
type or like keyboard music?

Speaker 7 (19:08):
No, type.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
Oh, I was thinking keyboard.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
But maybe it is music.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh, I think maybe it is the keyboard.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
There's no letters. There's no sleep. There's always making music.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
There's no sleep. They do shift work.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh, shift. They have to stay up all night?

Speaker 7 (19:26):
Late shift. Overnight shift.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
They work the overnight shift.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Why do keyboards never sleep?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Gosh, we're so close. Because of the shift. Because of their.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
They have two shifts?

Speaker 11 (19:41):
Yes!

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Oh, they do have two shifts.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
Why.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Because they have two shifts.

Speaker 9 (19:46):
Go, go, go, go.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Speaker 7 (19:48):
Because they're young.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yes! We missed it.

Speaker 7 (19:52):
At the buzzer.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
We didn't set a record, so it's fine. We'll take three.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I don't want to be mean.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Don't be mean. I can take it.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (20:03):
What is he going to say?

Speaker 7 (20:07):
On typical work day, there's three shifts. So that's when
you would not sleep is if you had three shifts.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Or a double shift.

Speaker 7 (20:14):
But you would still sleep after the second shift.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
But there's two shifts. Okay, guys.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
All right.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
I don't know. I agree, Amy. Sorry. How many shifts
are there, though? Three. Because there's morning shift, afternoon shift.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Graveyard shift.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Graveyard.

Speaker 11 (20:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
And then third shift. And then fourth shift.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Are there four?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
And then fifth shift.

Speaker 9 (20:29):
Jeez.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I know. All right. There you go. That's the morning corny.
Thank you. Did you do clap?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Oh, no, we didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Did we do the clap thing? No? Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
All right, clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
The shift thing threw me off. All right, a couple voicemails.
Go ahead and hit that one.

Speaker 12 (20:49):
Bobby started doing Giving Tuesdays to try to turn around
the negativity from the comments and DMs, the negative things
that he was seeing. But now it's turned into like
a negative thing that I dread every Tuesday listening to Lunchbox.
There's enough negativity in the world. Go Lunchbox, just shut up.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
Love the show.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Thanks.

Speaker 6 (21:11):
Response?

Speaker 11 (21:12):
Oh, gosh.

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Another idiot that likes to call in and run her mouth.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Oh, my goodness. Listen.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
Well, she told me to shut up. So, I mean,
she's obviously an idiot because my opinions are valid. My
points are valid. It's just I don't like the begging, begging, begging, begging.
Give me this.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
But it's not your money. It's my money. I'm using
my own money.

Speaker 7 (21:30):
Yeah, but you're getting taken advantage of and you're doing
it for weird reasons. And I don't want you to
go bankrupt.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
What's the weird reason?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, what's the weird reason?

Speaker 7 (21:39):
Well, that's what I'm saying. No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
What's the weird reason?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
All right, number one.

Speaker 11 (21:45):
Lunchbox got upset when you did a Giving Tuesday for
a woman who wanted to have her hair done and
he said you can do without it unless it's essential.
Isn't Las Vegas unessential for Lunchbox? Maybe he should just
quit worrying about going to Vegas and quit judging other
people because their wants might be a little different than his.

Speaker 8 (22:07):
Thanks!

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Yeah, you're correct, because I didn't go into Bobby's DMs
on Giving Tuesday and beg for a trip to Las Vegas.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
You were going to. We know you were not.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
You had it locked and loaded.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
You almost did it the week before.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Correct. So I never asked Bobby for a trip. He
just voluntarily gave that to me. I didn't go pleading
and begging, like, oh, Bobby, I need to get my
hair done.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You cried about it a lot.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
I did complain about my treatment, but I didn't say, hey, Bobby,
why don't you give me a trip to Vegas? He,
out of the graciousness of his heart— gave that to me.
If he saw someone walking down the street and he
just wanted to give them $ 25, that's different.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
No one asked for it. I don't understand his point sometimes,
but who cares?

Speaker 10 (22:49):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
But that was my point. You understand my point, right, guys?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yep. Yeah, we just say yep.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Leave us a voicemail anytime. 877-77-BOBBY. You call while we're here,
and if it's all busy, it'll go to voicemail.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Leave it.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
877-77-BOBBY. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones Show. So Eddie's been reading
the last couple of days.

Speaker 9 (23:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
The four agreements.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Yeah. So after the show, well, middle of the show Tuesday,
you did 15 minutes in office. Yes. The Monday off
throws me. Right. So Tuesday and then Wednesday. And we
haven't done it yet today on Thursday.

Speaker 10 (23:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
But I have a question.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
So in my off time, because yesterday after the show,
I was like, I got a few minutes here to kill.
I picked up the book and I read a few pages.
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (23:32):
That's exactly it. Okay. And don't put any pressure though,
because last night I like to read minimally 20 pages
a day if I can when I'm reading. Wow. It's
a nice day if it's 50. That's if I really
have some time. And I got like nine pages last night.
I was so tired. Don't hold yourself to any standard.
I love it that you read a few pages.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Sometimes I do one page.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's great.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Okay. But then on the weekend, I may get way more.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
One page seems like a waste of time.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
The reason one page is great is the same reason
that you put on your clothes when you work out.
Because the hardest part is just getting started.

Speaker 8 (24:08):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Because she may do one page and go, oh, I
do have some more time and I can keep reading.
Because you can't read 10 pages if you don't read one. Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
And I'm just saying, for example, some nights it might
be one page. Other nights it might be more.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I'm not shaming you. I think it's great.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Oh, how do you eat an elephant, Bobby?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
By shooting it and then taking it to a butcher
and go, you ever butchered an elephant? And they go, no.
And they go, okay, take some time. And then they
cook it and then you eat it.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
That would be the easy way.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
Yeah, that seems like the way to do it.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
No, you... I know it's one bite at a time.

Speaker 9 (24:35):
I know.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
I was just trying to show Eddie, like, you just
got to take it one page at a time.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
So, what are your thoughts? Not on the book. On reading.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Oh, reading. Okay, so reading's fine. I feel like there
are some days where I read better than others, which
is weird.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
No, it's normal.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's normal?

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, that's like our brains.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It's our brains.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Think of easy trivia.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Think of working out. Like, you go in, you can
do the same exact workout, but some days you just
don't feel good. And some days you're able to really, yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Like some days I'm struggling with a sentence and I'm
just like, oh my God, what does that even mean?
And then some days I'm flying. Next thing you know,
five pages later, I'm like, wow, I just read five pages.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Think of it as like you're working out. Some days
you can do sprints and feel a lot better. And
some days you do two and you're like, oh man,
something ain't right today.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
You know where I felt like there was really a
problem was when I was carrying my book around the
office and somebody goes, are you reading? And I was like, wow,
like everybody knows I don't read. That's crazy.

Speaker 10 (25:28):
No, no.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
They were saying, are you reading? You're carrying a book.
You just got cool person. Really? You looked at it
the wrong way.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
I was like, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (25:36):
I don't read.

Speaker 11 (25:36):
I know.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You took it the wrong way. Really? You got cool person. Like,
are you reading that? No. Yeah. That's positive. Okay.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
And then you just need to own it and be like, yeah,
this is the four agreements. Heard of it.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Then somebody goes, are you reading the four agreements?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
I'm like, I am.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
So that was kind of cool.

Speaker 11 (25:52):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Yeah, but then they were like, how far are you?
And I'm like, 10 pages. That's okay.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
It does not matter. LeBron used to show up to
press conferences holding a book, and he'd be on the
first page every time. It was just a prop? Multiple books.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Was that a joke?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Or like the third page. I think he just would
carry a book in to make it look like he
was reading something.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
But he was always just on the beginning. Hey, it's
a conversation starter. It started to get noticed. LeBron's actually
never reading these books. Okay, so now you're two days in.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, two days in, and I got a little bookmarker, too.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You know, look at that.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
He'll do some more today.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm a reader.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Are you taking anything from it yet?

Speaker 2 (26:34):
It's starting to get interesting. It started with, like, what
are they talking about? To now, I'm like, this is...
And what's funny is, like, you start reading a few things,
and you're like, ooh, Lunchbox would really... This could really
help Lunchbox if you read this book.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Just do you.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I'm just saying I started thinking about it. There are
certain things that remind me of certain people, and I'm like, oh, interesting.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Just do you, buddy. Okay.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
That's like you're like good people that are at church, like, oh,
so-and-so could really use this message.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
And then you forward the message.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
You don't forward the message?

Speaker 7 (27:04):
That's very judgmental.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
I feel like that.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
That was not judgmental.

Speaker 9 (27:06):
You're helping.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Anyway, he's about to hop out and read again. Okay.
We will keep track. Good job.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Even one page is good.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm 20, dude.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
No, I know, but I'm just saying, even if you're
at home and you read one page and something distracts
you and you have to quit, the fact that you started,
that is a small victory for the day. These guys
go to a restaurant and they get some takeout. And
they discover a hairless newborn rat squirming in their takeout meal.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Did you guys see the picture?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Oh, it's so disgusting.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
I did not because it said click here to see picture.
And guess what I didn't do?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Click there.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I didn't want to see it.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Mine didn't give me the option. They just showed me
the rat.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Thoughts?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Guys, it's a fetus.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
It was so gross.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
It's a fetus of.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
A baby alive, right? But it was not as hairless
because it's a baby.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
It was moving.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
It was wiggling.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
It was gross. And I don't know how anyone would
not see that.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Like, it doesn't look like, what were they eating? What
did they order? It doesn't look like a salad. It
doesn't look like chicken. It was a baby fetus.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
What are they saying?

Speaker 3 (28:07):
It's pink hairless, alien-like creature whose eyes were not fully open.
Could be seen wiggling its little arms and legs. I
hate that for that. I wonder why that got in there.

Speaker 10 (28:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Okay, I didn't see the picture. I'm glad I didn't.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, you're lucky.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
You guys have to talk to your doctor through a
portal at all? I just did.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
It's the most annoying thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I think it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Yeah, I like it. I was able to ask my
son's pediatrician. His cross-country coach wanted to put him on
iron and some other supplement. And I just threw the portal.
And she replied back so quickly. She's like, yeah, that
sounds good to me. And I'm like, wow, we didn't
even have to go in.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
To the doctor.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
What do you think about it, Lunchbox?

Speaker 7 (28:48):
It's annoying because it says, oh, it could take up
to two days for a response. So when you have
a question, don't worry about getting health advice for a
couple days. It's really annoying.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh, I never have waited two weeks. It may say that.
It's always within.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
It's pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
An hour to longest five hours.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Yeah. Oh, you guys must have the best doctors in
the world.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
No, sometimes it could be anybody that responds.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
You're right. It could be another nurse or something.

Speaker 10 (29:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
So they analyzed almost 4 million medical advice requests sent
through portals. And what you can say to get your
doctor to actually respond, just a word.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Help.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Die. Use their name.

Speaker 7 (29:24):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
If you greeted your doctor by their last name, Dr. Garcia. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
You got a response almost 40% more.

Speaker 10 (29:37):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Because you're showing them respect. Oh.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
They feel seen.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Or they feel it's specifically for them.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Oh, and it feels personal.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You wouldn't feel like, I mean, doctor, you've gone through
all this school, you want to be respected, and then
somebody's like, hey, I have a headache. What do I do? Hi.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
You know, you don't like that.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Even in the portal. So that's what it says. So
just a little tip here. FYI, use the doctor's name.
You get a response so many more times. That was
from the New York Post. Lunchbox, what airlines am I
sending you out on in Vegas?

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Frontier.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 7 (30:13):
I mean, I think it's a safe airline. I mean,
I don't have a problem with that. I have a
problem with the times that they fly. It's tough.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah. Okay, but just the airline you like.

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Yeah, I don't mind the airline. They got animals on
the side. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, different animals.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
It's cute.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
On the outside of the plane?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, on the tail.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Frontier Airlines is doing a 249 all-you-can-fly pass.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
For the year?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
Do what?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
All-you-can-fly, huh?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Frontier Airlines Fall and Winter Go Wild Pass is back
on sale for 249. Nearly unlimited travel through February 2027. Huh.
That's Christmas, dude.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's only six months.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Pass holders pay just one cent in airfare per flight
after they pay the $ 2. 49 with one personal item included,
check bags, larger carry-ons, some seat assignments. But, yeah, no,
that's it. I guess they can't get people to fly
right now.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
It's pretty amazing.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
So you could fly now through February?

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Sounds like it.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
This is not a commercial, so all I have is
a news story that I saw, and I pulled it,
and it doesn't say that. But that's what it seems like.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I saw a travel expert online. So expert, I'll say
that loosely. Talking about how if you're going to be
traveling this holiday season, buy your tickets now. And in
my mind, I was thinking, now that seems so crazy.
But we're really not that far away from holiday.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I know.

Speaker 10 (31:32):
Holidays.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
You're right. It's going to be before we know it.
I know.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Who can really buy this thing, though? Because, like, I mean,
I can't travel that much. So I don't know if
I can use.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
All of that. But if you go twice, aren't you
kind of already at even?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Sounds about like maybe two.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
See the story about Mark Cuban back in the day
for a quarter million dollars, he bought unlimited flying. Unbelievable.
And then he's been able to use it for millions
of dollars.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Now he has a private jet, but he did it forever.
There is an influencer that died after receiving penis enlargement injections.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Oh, I saw this. He was a very large man.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
But his wiener wasn't. I think he had a micropenis.
I think.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
What was his handle? His handle was like.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Something about his penis?

Speaker 10 (32:16):
No, but.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
The funny thing people were doing online was they would
just take the headline and they would quote retweet it
and put a picture up of like their friend. And
it'd say, influencer dies after receiving penis enlargement. It's a
picture of Mike D or whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's funny.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Well, I thought it was terrible. So his name was
Ego Ubrebo, but his nickname was Tiny.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Tiny?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Tiny was vacationing with his wife, underwent the procedure. And
he began to complain about chest pains and suffered repeated
loss of consciousness. And he died, heart, pulmonary embolism.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
That is so, like, you need to have an agreement
with the doctor. If medically anything goes wrong, I was
in for a kidney donation, you know?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Oh, don't say it was a penis enlargement? That's a
good point. Yeah. If I'm in, if I die, that
was not getting me.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
As a matter of fact, switch it to, Penis reduction.
You're right, right, right, right. Because it was so big
that I was in for a penis reduction.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Right, because it was painful.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
And now we all know.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Right, but I don't know why his nickname was Tiny.
Maybe everybody knew.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I think he was an influencer because he had a
tiny pecker.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Oh, so then everyone knew already.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Mike, was he a tiny pecker influencer?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Guys, big man, big man.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, which makes it crazy he had a tiny pecker. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Or is it, you know.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
the way it's... I'm going to say it, guys.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Was he too big for that?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
He's a big black man.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, because he's from Uganda, I think, right?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Nigeria.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah, so just contrary to what you would think.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
No, you're right.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
No, she's right.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
I'm right.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Just like.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I never thought that.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
No, she's right.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
And I played football and we weren't all white. And
I'm telling you.

Speaker 10 (33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
They're created differently.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, it's true. That always made me feel like I
had a really, really, really small one. I'm not kidding.
Because we had some... All my friends are black guys
on the football team and everybody was naked. So I
always thought my whole life I had a tiny one
because I would see theirs. I just need to be
around more white wieners.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 10 (34:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
I was always like, oh God, I can never show this.
I was going to be a micropenis influencer.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Named Tiny.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah. Mike, was he a micropenis influencer?

Speaker 8 (34:20):
I don't see that.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Oh, maybe he wasn't.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Maybe they were just being funny because he's so big
we call him Tiny.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
He's so big we call him Tiny.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I know. I just thought, golly, this guy.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
What was he an influencer of then? Because if your
name's Tiny, just raise your hand if you find it.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
It's a weird thing to Google.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
I know sometimes I put Mike in a tightrope.

Speaker 10 (34:37):
It's time for the good news.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
With Bobby.

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Tell me something good.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
A six-year-old disappeared into the woods. This is in Delaware.
And so they bring out the dog. The dog's name
is Fiasco. And they go, all right, go. They gave
the dog one of the boy's crocs. That dog, right
to him. Smelled one of the crocs, beeline, deep in
the woods, right to the kid.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
Amazing.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
And I get it. I'm not a dog.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
We don't understand.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
But the fact they went smell it, and he wasn't
like sniffing around for a day or six hours. Went
right to him. The boy who had special needs had
disappeared after running into the woods. And thanks to Fiasco,
researchers found him near a pond. The kid was muddy, wet,
and barefoot, but healthy. Right to him.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Wow. Oh, man, dogs. We don't deserve them. Great story.
That's what it's all about.

Speaker 10 (35:32):
That was Tell Me Something Good.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Some government officials in Florida were hoping to capitalize in
Miami off of GTA 6 coming out. And so they
were going to do this thing and people revolted. Grand
Theft Auto? Yeah. Here's the thing. The reason I wanted
to bring this up was not this story, but this
is going to be the most sold piece of media
in the history of the world. It's been a decade.

(35:55):
This game is going to be so robust, and it's
not just the GTA storyline. They're going to have games
inside the games inside the games. Like, let's say you
want to be a pro basketball player. They're going to
have a game inside of it where you play basketball.
It's going to be casinos. It's going to be, in
my opinion, the biggest selling, most culturally impactful digital piece

(36:15):
of anything in the history of the world.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
But aren't there really disturbing things that are happening inside
this game, inside other games, inside other games?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Are you talking about the storyline?

Speaker 4 (36:26):
I'm talking about some of the activities that happen within
the game.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Like, can you hook up with someone in the casino?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
And I'm not just talking... Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I don't know what you're asking.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
I just saw this fiancé talking about how if her
fiancé were to want to play this game, she wouldn't
allow it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
You can get in trouble anywhere on the internet. So
this is that. So it's not about this game. It's
if you're looking for trouble, where... You're connected to other people.
You can find trouble.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
But nobody in this room is going to play it.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
This game is not out. It has not been out.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
When it comes out.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I'd play it.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I'm going to get it for sure.

Speaker 9 (36:59):
You are?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Why wouldn't we play it?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
It's going to be... Mike, would you agree? I just
heard it's so dirty. No, it's not dirty. No, you
can literally be an NBA player and play basketball. You
can be a writer. But anywhere you can connect with people,
people will ruin that.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
I think I understand what you're saying now. I just was.

Speaker 7 (37:14):
Like Roblox.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
That's supposed to be for kids. But are there pedophiles
on there?

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That doesn't mean that game is for pedophiles.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
In itself is bad.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I see what you're saying. I'm only basing it off
the clip that I saw in which she was describing
was very disturbing. I don't even want to repeat it.
So I thought, ew, why would people want to play
this game?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Now I get.

Speaker 10 (37:32):
What you're saying.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
There's going to be such a world of this game.
People will perverse anything. Yes, anything. There's going to be
such a world in this game that you don't even
have to play the game to be totally into the game.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
That's a bold claim, but I do think it'll be
the biggest game in the history of games. And I
think it'll be more than any movie ever sold. They've
spent over a billion dollars making it, and it's been
over a decade.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
I mean, the last one came out in 2013, and
people still play it.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah. Do you think it's going to be that?

Speaker 8 (37:59):
Yeah, I watched the whole thing on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Netflix, I watched the whole 40 minutes too.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
It is just like gameplay, and you're like, this is fascinating.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
And I'm not even going to play the game.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
But I want to know the world. Oh, this is
where you can watch somebody play it?

Speaker 4 (38:08):
No.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
It's just a preview.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Do we have a bunch of 80-year-olds?

Speaker 9 (38:13):
Not you.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yes, her.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
No, because she was asking about Pervos.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yeah, my concern was some of the activity that seems
questionable in the game. But Bobby's right in that people,
something can be pure fun and some people out there
are going to make it sick.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
We watched on Netflix. They were showing the storyline and
the graphics. And I watched, it was like 40 minutes.
It was awesome. It was cool. And you're not watching
a person play like you're streaming, but you're just watching
the game, what the game looks like.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Got it.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
But they're not showing all that you can do in
like the, you know how we play NBA?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You can do all the stuff.

Speaker 9 (38:44):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
That time's a million.

Speaker 10 (38:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
And it's 30 minutes long? No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
We're not talking.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
The Netflix.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Guys, I'm moving on.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
What's wrong with you? Like the Netflix thing you're talking about,
it's 30 minutes long?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
The Netflix is only the actual gameplay. Right.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
That's what I want to see.

Speaker 10 (38:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
It's 30, 40 minutes.

Speaker 12 (39:00):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (39:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
And they shoot bullets.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Okay. One more question.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Careful.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Why can't they not allow the dirty stuff?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Uh, okay.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
But I don't know the answer to that. You could
say it about the internet in general or like, why,
why don't they not allow crime? You know, Amy, I
don't know. I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
Is that any worse than like killing someone in a game?

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Well, some of the stuff she was describing that they
have to do with girls.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah. I, There's nothing you can do in the game
they've made with the actual characters that would be something
that would be considered like that.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
But what we're talking about, though, is all of the
things you can do inside. What would you call that world?
It's an open world. Yeah. There's going to be so
much there to do. Regardless... It seems the biggest thing
that's ever happened, I think. But what do.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
I know?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Got a question for you guys. So I got a
flat tire, right? So I go to this tire shop
to get it, you know, fixed or whatever. And the
guy looks at it and he says, oh, man, that
thread on that tire is too low. You know what?
It would be illegal for me to fix it.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
It'd be illegal to fix it?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
He said it's illegal to fix it if it's the tire.
thread or whatever is low enough. And I looked at
him like, it's not that low. He said, can I
interest you in four tires though? Cause you're at that point.
So I said, is this a scam? Like, is it
really illegal to fix a flat when the thread is
a little low or is he just trying to get

(40:32):
me to buy four tires?

Speaker 3 (40:33):
So obviously I don't know the answer to that. It feels, though,
that he immediately goes to, hey, you need four tires anyway? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Yeah, because immediately I said, are you going to change
it or not? He said, no, sir, I can't do it. Unfortunately,
it's illegal. And I said, well, then I'm going to
go somewhere else. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Like,
hold on. Before you leave, I said, no, if you're
not going to fix it, I don't need new tires.
I'm going somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
And so he let me go.

Speaker 7 (40:56):
It's absolutely not a scam. It is legit. The dude
is telling you the truth. That's why they go out.
And when you say you have one tire that has
a problem, they go around and check all four tires
to see where your tread is at. And that way
they know if it is safe to put you back
on the road with those tires. And if it is not,
that's when they say, hey, man, you're going to need

(41:17):
those four tires. You were not being scammed. The dude
was doing an honest business deal.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I've been scammed on tires too many times to believe anybody.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 7 (41:28):
But I know tire guys. I know guys in the
tire business and they would always tell me, man, they
would tell me the truth. And that tread too low
is 100% legit. They even have the sign.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
No, I saw the sign. In the lobby.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
And it says, if your tread is below this, can't
be driving.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
That's the place. It must be the same place.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:44):
They're legit.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Went to another place.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
They fixed my tire.

Speaker 7 (41:49):
Not a problem. Hold on. Did you go to a
shadier place?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Just another place. No, no, no.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Did you go to like a side of the road
kind of place?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Was place B shadier than place A?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
I would say it's a little shadier.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
A little shadier. But, I mean, still, they weren't trying
to sell me tires.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
And shadier people should scam you harder.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I would think so.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yes, me.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
They looked at it and said, yeah, we can fix that.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Hey, you guys, if you know about this, hit us up.
And if you can't get through because it's busy or whatever,
leave us a voicemail. Was this a scam? Like, what
is the actual rule? 877-77-BOBBY. Someone on Instagram commented on
the vacation pictures that I had posted in a video.

(42:32):
And it hurt my feelings, but they were right. Uh-oh.
And that rarely happens. So I posted on our vacation,
my wife, her parents, our baby. We went to East Tennessee.
And I was on a zip line. And they were like, dude,
your arms are so small. And I looked, he was right. I,
since I had ankle surgery and since we had the baby,

(42:53):
I've neglected the gym. And not only, I've been going
a couple of times a week, but because I know
I can't work out as much because of all the
time I have to spend with the baby, I have
been conscious about my eating. And so I don't overeat.
I don't eat much sugar. I just, I'm not in
an unhealthy way, but I just make sure I don't,
since I can't burn it off, don't eat a whole lot.

(43:14):
And so I looked at my arms and I was, Humiliated.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I have to go look now.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I'll pull it out for you.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I got you.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Because the one thing I kind of have is pretty
good arms for a skinny guy. And here, look. Tell me.
And you're going to say yes, and it's okay to
hurt my feelings. They've already been hurt. But look at
my arms here, even on that.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
They're green beans.

Speaker 9 (43:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
So I'm back.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I'm back, boys.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
You're back to the gym?

Speaker 8 (43:44):
I'm back.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Yolkin?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
What does that mean? I'm too old to be yoked now.
My body won't even get there anymore. But this person
was trying to be mean, but they were right.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Yeah, why would you even comment that?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
No, no, no, because people on the internet are losers.
But this loser was right. And then there was another one.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I don't know. I mean, who cares?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Right.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
No, but I need that. Like, if it's true.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Is this motivating to you?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
That one was.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Because I feel like your arms look.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
They don't.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
They're little.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Did you look at this person's profile? How are their arms?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
It was a blank one. It was somebody just trolling me.
But they were still right. It doesn't matter. And then
another person said, hey, look at your legs. They're even worse.
And it's a weird picture because I'm kind of behind
my wife. My legs look smaller than hers because she
has muscular legs. They look like toothpicks.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I don't want to comment on your body.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
I would like for you to. I'm asking you to.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
I noticed that.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You noticed that it was so small?

Speaker 7 (44:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
All right, I got to look at it.

Speaker 10 (44:44):
I noticed it.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
A little bit of it's the angle, but also, boys,
I've lost. I've lost some muscle. I got to get
back at it.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
At one point in time when we measured legs, like
you were coming in.

Speaker 9 (44:54):
I was the winner.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Yeah, because you were going to look the longest.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
I was beating all these jackals.

Speaker 10 (44:57):
Whoa. It wasn't a competition.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
We didn't make the comments about anything.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Oh, my bad.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Jeez, man.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Yeah, but my legs look like.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh, yeah, they look little. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
And a part of it, again, it is the angle
and the shorts. And you can see her thighs, but
you can't see mine. But anyway, it looks like the
legs of an 11-year-old.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I mean, it looks like you guys are standing right
next to each other.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
No, the angle's a little bad. I keep telling myself. So, yeah.
And then Eddie also got me in the comments like
a jerk.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
What did I say?

Speaker 3 (45:26):
You don't have to do this in the comments.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
What did I say?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
So, Caitlin and I are going to Brooks and Dunn
this weekend. We wouldn't miss it. We love Brooks and Dunn.
We're also very family friends with the lead singer of
Brooks and Dunn and his wife. And I wrote, it's
a video from the 80s of these two people dancing.
I said, this is Caitlin and I on Saturday night.
And I wrote, here we go, do-si-do. And Eddie goes,
it's hill-toe do-si-do.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
It felt good doing that because- You like to be
the troller. No, no, people do that all the time
to me.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
That's funny.

Speaker 7 (45:55):
That's really funny because you have the lyrics wrong.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, yeah. And I was like, dude, you know that
it's not- I didn't.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Really?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
I know I've been corrected on this show, but when
I sing it, I sing, here we go, do-si-do. What
sucks is that show, they go on at like 9.15
or 9.20, Brooks and Dunn, the headliner. Oh, dang. And
so that's the normal headline set for a Saturday night,
and that is fine, and we wouldn't miss it. Arkansas

(46:22):
plays Utah at 9 o'clock because we're playing in Utah.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, over there.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Now, luckily... I told Ronnie that and he said, we'll
put you in a suite and turn on the.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
TV up there.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
Perfect.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
So are you going to just kind of watch both?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I'm just going to put it on my phone and
I have to watch it. But that concert will be fun.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
But I.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Especially if Arkansas doesn't get run. So Eddie, you don't
need to be that person.

Speaker 10 (46:49):
Noted.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I thought it was funny though. And my legs and
my arms are smaller. And I'm going to do something
about it.

Speaker 9 (46:56):
So.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
it's time to get a bit unhealthy. Just a bit.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
No, you don't need to be unhealthy.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
A bit. A bit.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Just a tiny bit, Amy.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
You can actually do it in a very healthy way.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
No, no, no. I can't do that. You know how
I do everything.

Speaker 7 (47:07):
Just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Just a little bit, but not a lot of bits.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
So you're saying everything has to be unhealthy?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Okay, cool. Just a little toxic.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, just slight toxicity.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Just like a little dash of toxic.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Gavin Adcock was on the show, and Ray, I don't
know if you have a Gavin Adcock clip or not,
but Gavin Aycock is the guy that fights with everybody. Yeah.
He has really good music. His music doesn't sound like
what he looks like.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
No, no, no. Very like soft.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
His music is awesome.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
When you see him, you think if you just say hi,
he's going to punch in the gut. I like him
a lot. And I offered him $ 5, 000 to read The
Hunger Games because he said he didn't read. And I said,
you'll love it. Do you think he'll do it?

Speaker 10 (47:46):
No.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
No, not a chance.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
I don't think he's going to do it.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
Zero percent chance.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Five grand to a charity.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Yeah, yeah. No, there's no way. You offered that to him.
He said whatever he said, and then he left. He
was like, I ain't doing that.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Did he say that?

Speaker 7 (47:58):
No, in his head.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
I don't think he's doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I wondered if you guys had thought about that at all,
because I watched the clip back, and I laughed. I
laughed that I would even have the idea to offer
somebody $ 5, 000 to read a book, because look at him.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
He's got his shirt unbuttoned. his big beard, this picture
behind him, him smoking. And I just thought it'd be
funny if he read Hunger Games.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I thought it was a little unfair because you're making
me read a book for free. So I thought, so
I was like, well, it's fine. And he's already got
a lot of money because he's Gavin Adcock. So I
was like, well, that's not really not fair. But anyway,
I'm reading my book.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
You know, you are getting money. It's called you get
paid to be on the show.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Right.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
And you're reading at work while you should be doing
something else. You are getting paid to read.

Speaker 7 (48:38):
Yeah, it would be funny, though. You walk up on
Gavin Adcock at a picnic table reading Hunger Games. That's
a pretty funny image, but he ain't doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I'm going to do, so Amy brought this in.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
So somebody was murdered in our building.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
And so you can carry a gun anywhere you want.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:57):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Put it away.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
And this is a, it's called Stormtrooper White handgun. You
want to see it?

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
What are we doing?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Why are you pointing it towards me?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
It's not loaded.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Hey, point it up. Point it down. Point it down.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
You should always point it down.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I know, but it should always be pointed down.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I'm down, dude. I'm familiar.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
What are we doing?

Speaker 11 (49:16):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Why is everybody hiding under the table?

Speaker 10 (49:18):
Because you're pointing it out there.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
No, it's pointed down.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
When you hand it to Amy, it's kind of, oh.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Hey, it's loaded loaded?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Of course it's loaded.

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Yeah, you got to point that down, dude.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
So I know you said your daughter was thinking about
getting a gun.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah, she wanted to take a handgun safety training class.

Speaker 9 (49:33):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
So don't point it at them. Here's this one.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
Please.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
So this is actually called a Berna. Okay. Okay. Are
you familiar with it?

Speaker 4 (49:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
So it's amazing. It is not what would be considered
an actual gun, but it is for, I have it
for like home invasion. Remember the thing I talked about
that wasn't a real gun, but you can, if somebody
breaks into your house, you can shoot them with it.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
And so this is it. And it is awesome. So
let me see this one second. It is a less lethal.
They don't call it a gun, but a launcher, but
some cops have these as well. And it's basically like,
I would call it a marble. It's not really a marble,
but a marble. And these ones that I have, also
when it hits, the chemicals go up like a pepper spray. Oh, wow.

(50:19):
So it's a double. Like pepper balls. Yeah. So there's
kinetic rounds, which are the hard plastic balls. There's pepper rounds.
And from 60, 70 feet, it feels like you're being
hit with a bullet. It won't kill you. Because for me,
if somebody breaks into my house, I'm going to shoot them.
I've had people break into my house. I've been jumped, gunpoint,
all that. It's going to happen. But I would rather

(50:39):
not kill somebody. Right. And this will incapacitate them and
not kill them. And so I brought this in. Now,
less lethal does not mean harmless.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You're still pointing at me.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
That's not pointed at you.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Point it down, please.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Less lethal does not mean harmless because it can hurt
somebody bad.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
Right.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
So it sounds like right up my alley.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
This is what Stashira needs.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
And I need.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
This is what I use. I have a shotgun still
at the house. I'm a gun guy. Just so everybody knows.
I have a home invasion 12 gauge. I'm way more
comfortable with shotguns than I am handguns. But Eddie and
I went and shot these. It's awesome. For anybody that,
and you can carry them in all 50 states. It's
not considered a gun, but they are used for, you know,

(51:21):
it's effective. I'll say that. I mean, it's deliberately looking
like a real gun as well. So.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
And accurate too. I was shocked by that. Like how
accurate it was.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
They do not pay us.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
No.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I just talked about it on the show before. The
less lethal guns. Again, gun, because it looks like a gun.
I think it'd be awesome if you had one of these.
I think it'd be awesome if your daughter had one
of these. I have one now, too. I have my
shotgun as well. But I have this. If I hear something,
I'm going out with this.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Because most people... I'm going to put myself in most
people's heads. Okay, someone's coming in and they grab their gun.
They got to go, man, if I shoot this person,
I might kill them. And I don't know if I
want to do that. And by that time, they're being attacked.
And maybe they lose their life or they're hurt. This.
You feel like it's dangerous?

Speaker 10 (52:10):
Go.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
And again, they have the pepper balls, too. Yeah, that's...
It's a B-Y-R-N-A Burna.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Burna, and it's Stormtrooper.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
I got Stormtrooper white.

Speaker 7 (52:20):
Okay, that's right at me.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
No, it's not.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
And I've also unloaded it.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Okay, that's better.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Oh, so those are the pepper balls?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
These are just practice balls.

Speaker 9 (52:29):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
We were shooting yesterday. We were just out shooting stuff.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
We were in the backyard?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yeah. Me and Matt Castle and Kevin, we were all...
Because they're amazed with it. They're all getting one. Because they, one,
want to protect their house. And two, it's not a
gun gun. And it's legal. And it will mess somebody up.

Speaker 11 (52:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
And then I've been carrying it with me. Once the
person was murdered here, I bring it to work. I
put it in my pocket.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Always have it with you.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
So say some crap. No, no, no.

Speaker 10 (52:56):
I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
No, thank you for sharing because it's coming at a
perfect time, especially with my daughter's curiosity. And even for
me needing something... Next, I mean, I know how to
use a handgun, and I have my license, but this
I feel way more comfortable with.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Yeah, it's called a Burna, and you guys can, I
don't know, go online or something. This is how you
know it's not a commercial. If I say go online
or something, we have a store here.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Yeah, we do, and I didn't know we had that.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
And Eddie and I just drove down somewhat near my house,
and we went and shot. And I would recommend them
to everybody. You don't even have to. Even if you're
not a gun person.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You know what's really weird is that I was worried
about taking one home because I have kids. But really,
it's really not anything to worry about with them. I
felt comfortable than having a gun around where kids can
just grab it and do it. I think they understand
what it is, and now I can educate them on
what to do with something like this because it's not
a real gun. I liked it.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But it will do what needs to be done.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I'm sure I could talk about that better if I
had actual points.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
But I just wanted to bring it in to show
Amy because her daughter was wanting a gun because she's
living by herself. For Amy, I think it would be
great to have. For me, I love it. Because I
don't keep my shotgun loaded. I keep the shell, the bullets,
whatever you want to call them, away. I'm quick. And
it's birdshot. So I need a pretty good spread on it.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
No slugs.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Sawed off.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
It's not sawed off. It's home invasion. It's shorter, but
it's home invasion. It's not sawed off. But to our
listeners out there, it's called a burn, a B-Y-R-N-A. I
encourage you to check it out. I have the one
that's called, it says CL, so it looks like a handgun. Nice. Yeah,
so that's it. Not a commercial. I would love if
they sponsored the show. If they saw this segment and said,
I want to be a sponsor, and they gave us
all guns. We have, like, Wednesday shootouts.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
And because there was a murder in our building, we
were a little on edge.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Mike, would you get something like this?

Speaker 8 (54:54):
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Okay. Yeah, B-Y-R-N-A. All right, voicemail.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
And he had to leave a segment early because his
wife had a doctor's appointment and his kids were home alone.
Isn't one of his boys 17 or 18? I don't
get it.

Speaker 10 (55:14):
It's a great question.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
You did have to leave the show early because your
wife had a doctor's appointment. It wasn't to be with
your wife. It was to watch your kids.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yeah, he works. The older one works. So he goes
to school like half the day and then works the
second half of the day. I had to jump in
and cover for the younger three.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
And the oldest of the younger three is?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
The oldest, he's just turned 13.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
So is that old enough for the 13 to 12?

Speaker 7 (55:37):
Oh, they don't need a supervisor.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
I agree, but the problem with them three together, they're just, like,
bad news.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Can you give the 13-year-old, though? A little power? A
little autonomy over the groove?

Speaker 6 (55:52):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
And just see how it works?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't think they'll listen to him.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Or do you think you'll drive up and see smoke
coming from over the hill?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I mean, maybe.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
Yes, dude.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I'm telling you, them three together... Like, the other day,
one of them went to a friend's house, and it
was just two. It was a world of difference. Like,
so different. But them three together, man, they're crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Like, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
But at some point, though, they're all still going to
be crazy, and they're going to be 15 and 14 and... Like,
when does it end where you go, I have to
try to see if they're responsible?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I think the problem is that the 13 and the 12-year-old,
they're so close that they work as one.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Can they work as one for good, not evil?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Maybe when they go to college.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Oh, that long? I think that's a good question. I
didn't think about that, but that's the answer to it.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Bobby Bones.

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