March 12, 2026 • 46 mins
A show member was busted stealing and we have them bring in the evidence to defend themselves. Turns out, they might be putting their health at risk by stealing it. Bobby shares why medical experts say you should yawn as often as possible and what would happen if you try to hold them back. It leads Amy to reveal a reaction she has when dealing with money. We all share the stories from our lives when we were big idiots including one show member who almost got beat up after their own mistake.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting is good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning studio. So they say yawning
is good for you and your brain. Brain scans re
build that yawning activates your brain. You know. Forever it's
been there's been a lack of understanding on yawning because
you do it when you're waking up. You also do
it when you're getting sleepy, right, Sometimes you do it
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when someone else does it, so it feels somewhat contagious.
And I've read so many stories about how they don't
fully understand the complexity of a yawn because again, it
almost feels like a looha aloha. Do you know why
they say hello and goodbye? You said you yawned in
the morning and go to sleep. Oh, it's the aloha
of body movement.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Isn't it just to get oxygen to our brains.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, I'm glad you asked. The quick hit of oxygen
is good for refocusing and staying alert. Medical experts say,
don't do it, guys, because it's too early.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Do not do it. What I'm about to say, don't
do it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Medical experts sation yon as often as possible in the morning,
at work and before a big test, and yawn even
if you don't need to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Amy, I said, don't do it, Amy, I have fa
If that was real, you won't be put on.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The word flash man, it was real.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I have to yonder.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Because like, you can't make yourself yon a real yawn, No,
but you can do a fake yawn into a real yawn.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah. So just okay, fine, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're just gonna make it because our listeners are all
listening and they're all gonna start get yawning and they'll
start crashing their cars. It's gonna be our fault. There's
like a thirty car pile up in Minneapolis and next
thing you know, boom Or is it gonna refresh their brain?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now I feel like you said never hold back, Yon,
and now I feel to yawn again. But I'm trying
to hold it back.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Do it, okay, everybody, you can do it?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Ready, just fake just kind of start a fake Yon
and have it turn into a real line.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Go see how it does turn into a real one.
A little bit, yeah, a little bit. So that's for any.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Tell me why I can't hold it back.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's from self. But yawning is good for you. But
they do say if you hold back a yawn, like
if you do really have to yawn? Uh, like the
muscles and your jaws like they could cramp up really bad.
Oh and also I get crams. Mind do you ever
get cramps in your neck? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, when I have to think about finances?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, yours comes from like thank you?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, Wow, it's a lump that takes over my whole drink.
Ya I get I've gotten better at it. It used
to be worse. And then water starts to fill my eyes.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The start crying. That's just called being sad.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No no, no, no no no, it's not you need money.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I've got eleven over here, Joe.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's not about not being okay. It's about the thought
of having to like manage it. It induces a stress
upon me that is like a fear of That's why
in my marriage, like I wasn't really involved in my
finances because I didn't want to be Like ever since
I was young, I was like, I don't want to
do that, which I have gotten much better, Like it's
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so much better, especially since I got divorced and I
had no choice but to empower myself by taking control
of my finances. But every once in a while it'll
still do it if something particularly stressful around money kind
of comes up. But it's not that I'm not okay.
It's just that I fear that I'm capable, and then
I prove to myself I can do it and then
not goes away.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's pretty crazy. Good for you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
One, I have watched you study and learn and empower yourself,
and that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Two.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mine happens versus dehydration. My story sucks your neck. Yeah,
I'll get like a cramp right like where my neck
goes into my chin like that weird? What is this called?
Like top and neck bottom of a chin. I'm below
your chin viroid kind of little above it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Where the tonsils are? Oh what are these?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And no, we do have.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Limps here, But are you going to find lymphodes? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I call them lymphs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The next story that I have is we have been
told when you flush the toilet to always put your
toilet lid down.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Because germs scatter abouts.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because because the.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Toilet is being flushed and it moves particles into the air.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, like there's just a woosh the water spins.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Even just because we can't see them doesn't mean they're
particles all over things, your toothbrush, everything. So this is
from the American Journal of Infection Control, which I read daily, Guys,
I recommend it. We've been told that closing the lid
before flushing the toilet releases toilet plume, which sprays nasty
stuff all around the bathroom. New research reveals it doesn't
really matter that much. Re seats up or down when
(04:45):
you flush. Avoid testing surfaces even right next to the toilet.
They find it makes no difference because it still comes
to viral contamination. So basically, what this is is saying,
for example, your toothbrush is mostly what I think of,
just make sure it's covered covered yea, if it's near
anywhere near your toilet, regardless, because it doesn't shut down all.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Plume, like put something on. Plume is such a nasty word,
but like it just.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Plume feels in this context.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes, the plume from the toilets so gross.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's like a bomb. It's also like a bomb. I'm saying,
what were you saying?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What was the question?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You're asked? No, So like what put like a washcloth
over or like.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Something put it in a drawer at the cabinet, or yeah, or.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I have like a case. I keep mine in like
a small one.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh yeah, that way when I travel to I just
grab it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Plume sounds gross to.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You, Yeah, I found it to be quite a delightful
word for what they were speaking of, because you're thinking, all,
like the nasty particles plume.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, so just make sure your stuff is covered. There.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You go really really dumb things that we've done. So
it's gonna be a safe space here.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's all because of a new story.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Guy goes to the hospital and they're like, dude, just
go home, and he's like, oh no, I'm so embarrassed.
It's a really embarrassing story for this guy. But we
have really embarrassing stories. So that's the next segment. Also,
I'll say this tomorrow if you're in Atlanta anywhere near Atlanta,
we got Amy Lunchbox and Eddie. They're gonna be down
there at the Coca Cola Roxy with our ninety four
point nine The Bulls Green Solo Cup Show, Megan Patrick,
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Corey Kent. They're gonna play Dustin Lynch is gonna do
a DJ set ninety four nine in the bull dot
com if you want to get tickets and they cannot
wait to go and drink.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh yeah, buy Amy and Martinez, Yeah, bring bring LEECHI man,
people are gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
See us on the road and think we're a band
because we're in a bus.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't think bus inside, I know, but they're gonna think, oh,
who is that?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like who is that?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
What is that group? Or is that Jason el Dean
or is that you know? They're gonna wonder.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, then they're gonna see you like it's not Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Don't know what.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They're not gonna know because we're gonna be driving down
the highway and everybody's gonna be going, Man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Is that Keith Urban Carrie Underwood? But he's never been
on a tour bus and it is cool.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Like if we pull I want I do want the
bus to stop at different locations, like a gas stage
out because you just want to get there. No, no, because
I want to get off and people be like, oh,
but they're gonna be disappointed when they see you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But when a bus, when a bus stops, the don't
stop with the normal gas pumps. They have to go
back to the back and like the way the wheelers are.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well, I didn't want to get guess I wanted to
just so I can go in and get snacks.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So you just want to go and got some red
hots so people can see you, yes, getting off the
tour bus.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, they're gonna go to Atlanta tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Coke col Roxy. I hope you guys come ninety four
nine in the bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
With that, I'm gonna read you a story of this
guy probably being an idiot, and then if you have
a story of you being an idiot, share. I didn't
tell you guys ahead of time, but if one comes
to mind, one comes to mind for me big time.
This guy's forty two. He wakes up and he rushes
himself to the hospital because his skin is blue, and
he's a it's a medical emergency, and so he went
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to the doctor and so they took him immediately in
because they don't know because sometime when you're blue, it's
because you're not breathing. When I did baby CPR class, yeah,
they were like, babi's blue, it's because they're not breathing.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So they go in they start doing all these tests
on them. It turns out it was die from his
new Navy bed sheets.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh that's so yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Doctors realized what had happened after they had started running test,
but they had an alcohol wipe and so they wiped
part of him and the blue came off and they
were like.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Sir, you're breathing O good?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Is anything blue around you? And he was like, oh,
my bed sheets from the New York Post, So that's funny,
and I kind of get it. I can just remember
once it was probably eleven thirty at night. I just
could not get my car to start. I don't know
anything about cars, could not get my car to start.
And I was at a parking lot, and so I
called whatever. I don't think it was triple A. It
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was just some number to come help me. And the
guy gets in and he goes, oh, I got youa
come right on. I was like, what happened? He goes,
your car was in drive. You didn't start it because
it wasn't a park. I don't know that I ever
fell stupider or more stupid, but nothing was wrong with
the car. I just was trying to start it while
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it was in dry and I don't know how I
got there.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I felt so stupid.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I just wanted to go to leave. I was like,
here's the money, just go. I don't tell anybody about this.
Anybody else have one?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
If so? Yeah, I got one. O.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
My sister was coming to visit and I was cleaning
the bathroom and I was doing the bathtub and I
could not get the water to drain. I was like, oh,
there's a clog. I don't know what's wrong with it.
And I called the plumber and he came out just
at the little lever and it all drained out. I'd
have a stand up shower that I'd been using for
(09:34):
years that I hadn't used a bathtub.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
So the little drain thing was.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Up and all you can do is hit it down.
Oh you mean that knob on top of that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh that's what's the general one?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You put?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And I just had no I could not figure it out.
And I was just like, oh my gosh, I'd never
use this tub.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's clogged.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Oh my gosh, gotta.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Get a plumber. One hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Later, he just I'd love to laugh, but I couldn't
get my car started. Like that's that's dumb. Mine's dowmb,
this guy's is dumb. Anybody else I got one?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
I'm about six months ago. My wife's car was. I
was like man, something's wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
And I take it to the dealership and I'm like, hey,
there is something going on. The speaker's blown or there's
some rattling going on over here. And it was because
she had a bottle of hand sanitizer right by the
speaker and he was shaking it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know what, This is safe place? Yeah, you're all right,
this is a safe place. Thank you guys. Anybody else I
have one, okay, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
So the cruise brought up this memory for me.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
When I went on vacation with my parents. We had
gone off on one of the ports and as we
got off, there's a bunch of guys kind of standing
there and they were handing out these little cards and it's.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Like, free shot, stop by before you get back on
the cruise. Mind you. I'm terrified of needles. Terrified. So
I look at my parents. I have tears in my eyes.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
I'm like, why do I have to get a free shot?
Why are they making me get shot? I don't want
to get a shot. And I start panicking full mode
and my parents had to like sit me down with like, Morgan,
it's free alcohol, not a needle shot.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I thought Morgan was gonna say, when she was on
the cruise ship and she left the camera in her computer.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
See, oh boy, this is a safe place. How old
were you though?
Speaker 9 (11:16):
I was like a freshman in high school and I
knew what shots were. But for some reason, it was
not I thought we got off on an eyeland.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It meant I had to get needles in my arm.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We're gonna let that one pass.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's not nears done with my car when or lunchbox
is passed one because you're that's a real yeah, that's like,
that's a real fear.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, anybody else last time.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Only made me feel greaked.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
You guys, I've never done anything.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I mean, of course I've done something.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
So when I was in college, like it was really
the first time i'd left home. I was getting gas.
I was with my girlfriend, which is my wife at
the time. But yeah, so I go out to go
pay for gas and as I'm pumping in the car,
like pumping gas in my truck, and I get back
and this guy stops me and he's like, hey man,
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my truck.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Broke down like a couple mile down the road.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Like you got a couple of dollars, I can get
some gas.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And like, no, no, I don't, and he's like, come on, man,
don't be like that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
He's kind of pressuring me.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So I went back inside the comedience store paid whatever.
When I go back out, I put my keys in
the truck and it won't start, and the dude's like
kind of laughing at me. So I'm like, hey, man,
what'd you do in my car?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Just steal gas?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I was so mad.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I really thought that he had taken gas while I was.
I was out in the car in the Communian store
and he somehow stole gas. So I pushed him. Oh,
I was like, you stole gas from me? And then
at that point my wife, my girlfriend, she's like, hey,
I have the car keys. You're using the wrong car
keys in the truck. That I was so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
He almost died. I was this guy was gonna kill me.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So then I got the real key put in the
truck and took off.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Maybe nothing anger.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Why did I supposed to be recent? Even in about
twenty four hour Oh, I honestly thought it was supposed
to be recent.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Anything.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I mean, where do we start?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's like, okay, one that comes to mind the.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Time I left my car running for two hours while
I got my hair done. Yeah, in a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Amy left a car running for two hours in a
parking garage, watching and then she came back in her
car was running confused.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
The time that I left my phone at the Gap
in Austin but was flying home to North Carolina and
realized that I left my phone at the Gap in
Austin at the mall while I was at the Florida
airport on my layover. So I stopped to use a
payphone to call to figure out where my phone was.
And then I left my wallet at the payphone and.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Boarded my flood and then by the way, I got yes,
because that's before we had to lock our phones with
a pass code, and so they called Bobby.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Then I realized, okay, Bobby has my phone. But I
land in North Carolina and I'm like, shoot, where's my wallet.
At the I was like, oh my gosh, I left
it at the payphone in Florida. And then somehow I
got my phone and my wallet back from that journey.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
They say, that's what they say, Yeah, thanks everybody for
being a sure first.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Really thought it had to be recent, and I was
like I'm on a roll this month.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, So if I said, what does whiskey make his
baby feel? And Luke Bryan's reign is a good thing. Frisky,
frisky whiskey makes my baby feel a frisky?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Got it all?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We're gonna do five of these. Write your answers down.
It is not elimination. Let's who has the most points.
What does Dolly pour a cup of in this song
nine to five? I'm in and then I'll attempt to
We can't play the clip because we're.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Going to podcast jail. You sing it, so I'll try
to see it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sing it for me? Not now?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But what does Dolly pour a cup of in the
song nine to five? Looking nine to five? I'm gonna
do this. I pour a cup of five seconds? Right all?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Write that down and yeah, I'm in for But he
got t Amy ambition, Eddie ambition.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, tumble out of bed and the stumble in the
kitchen pouring myself a cup.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Of ambition ambition.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Nailed it?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Good job, that wasn't easy.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What is Billy Carrington munching on whenever she pulls up
in good directions in the song good Directions? What is
Billy Carrington munching on whenever she pulls up?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I think I'm in This is a good one. That's
a good question. Good job Mike. Holy crap, are you
seeing it?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, shout out Mike for making the game. By the way,
good job Mike. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Wait, say it again.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He's munching on, so it shout out Mike for making
the game because he does a good job.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Is that part? Good job Mike? But munching on?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What is Billy Carrington munching on when she pulls up?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
In the song? Good directions?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Up? What's he munching on?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Turn?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
He's not munching on turning greens?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Way? All right, dude, anyone, what do you have?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Lunchbox? Collared greens? Even more wrong, Eddie, I think it's
a pork rind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I was sitting there selling turnips on a flatbed truck,
crunching on a pork crime.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
When she pulled up. We were on the same wavelength.
How proud are you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm devastated?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Next up, what are the dance moves described and Brooks
and Dun's boot scoot and boogie?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What are the dance moves described and brooks and duns, boots,
scoot and boogie.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm in for the wind man. Okay, I think I'm
in lunchbox. I'm on the board. Heel toe dosey dough Amy, Eddie, Okay,
that's what I thought. He'll toe docy do. Correct, weo
toe dosey do. Come on, baby, let's go boots scoot,
(17:07):
good job. Next one up.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
What two foods represent where Alan Jackson comes from? In
the two thousand song Where I Come From? Dang with
the authority? What what two foods represent where Alan Jackson
comes from? In the two thousand song Where I Come From?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Where I come from? I'm in Eddie three Amy two,
lunchbox one? Where I come from?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm the lunchbox lemonade and whiskey. How'd you get that?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Wow, dude, I just rhymed it.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That doesn't it doesn't rhyme. You didn't rhyme anything. How
about rhyme to you?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And that where I come from?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Lemonade and whiskey.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Where's the rhyme? I don't know, if whatever? When I
say in my head in rhymes.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Amy, corn bread and chicken, Eddie, corn bread and chicken.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, where I come from? Corn bread and chicken.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Here's the Ryan lunchbox where I come from a lot
of front porch.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Sitting, chicken sitting, got it? Eddie's up one, Amy, you
gotta get this. I got a miracle and no.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, if I get to lunchbox just gets to play.
And the song Living by Dirk's Bentley, What time does
you wake up in the morning in order to walk
out and see the sun?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't think I've ever heard that? What what is
that salt? When I'm living?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The thing is that's not a part of the goores.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So can you repeat the question?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Living in Living by Dirk's Bentley, What time does you
wake up in the morning to walk out and see
the rising sun?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Living? So it's living? So I gotta rhyme living, I
mean living? Is it? Is it time? Daylight? Savings?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Time?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I would be timely and for the wind pin drop?
Mm hmm. It just doesn't sound right. But I'm in.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'm in, Amy, How you feeling not great? But do
you have five? No thirty lunchbox?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
When I'm living, I gotta get up at six.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
In the morning. Rhyme Ryan the Ryan Force Again.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
When I'm living, I get up at six in the morning, cloy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Live two words at end with Eddie, I to put
five man d it is six oh one, oh the.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Rising sun, that's the rise. I was so close.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
For those on the podcast, I couldn't hear the music
cause we'll go to jail. It goes like this this morning,
I got up at six o one, walked down and
saw the rising sun.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And he hit me like it's whiskey.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Our winter is just like that, just like, just like that,
just like that, Eddy.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
Wake up, wake up in the morn, and the turning
radio and the Dodgers keeps on turn.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Ready, and then lunchbox more game two, Steve bred have
it trying to put you through the fog.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
He's ridding this week's next bit.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So you know what this.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Man is the bottle ball.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
We have ninety seconds to get as many of Amy's
corny jokes right as possible. It's the investigative Corny, It's Eddie,
lunchbox and myself. You guys, ready, ready, all right, here
we go hit it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
The morning corny.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
What bird is always out of breath?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I mean bird, cuckoo, sparrow, gasp, cardinal osprey?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What about fatigue tired and a breath tired.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
A mocking bird huff huffing bird, puff and puff?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
What kind of bird? And a blue jay cardinal crow?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, what bird is always out of breath?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Yeah, I can't get that, reedle broom?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Is there a bird lungs? Is there a bird called
a puffy muffin?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Is there puffy puffy bird puffing?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Oh? My god, job, dude, you know I know that Iceland?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yes you what what word does the librarian sleep?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Bookshelf? And it's bed fish with dewey in the in
the pages? Where does the libraryan sleep? And the covers?
Speaker 12 (22:22):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That's from the cover.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's a plumber's favorite? Constellation?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Crack?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Orions crions crack, big dipper pipe, the dip, the big,
the big dipper, the big.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What's the big dipper?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't know, the big big, the little plunger, A
little plunger, floaters.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
The floater in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's not the big dipper, big punger, big plunger.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, what's the plumbers? It's like a play on.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The I know, but what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The big dripper? Do we get that? We get that?
Speaker 13 (22:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, what all have gotten.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
We'll give you respect when we're like. That was a
good one.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That one if I would have just casually been like,
what's a plumber's favorite consolation?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I don't know anything other than the big dipper?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Stupid do the big dripper?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's the plumber could be a drip.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I guess to you. There are plumbers listening right now
and they're like, does a good one?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I bet you they're not.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I bet you're not a single one? But where this upset?
We only got two? We almost watched a dinosaur documentary
on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's like at number one.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I know, Morgan, did you watch it?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
I started to and then like the first five minutes
made me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Start crying because there was a lot of things happening that.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Were sad, Like what but you know it's not real footage.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I know it's not real, but I felt like they
were real.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It is the story real?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Yeah, it's Morgan Freeman doing like a history of dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's a documentary, right, yes, but also.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But also it's like based on science's best guess, so yes,
they don't they're not like interviewing old dinosaurs like yeah,
it's true, they never believed Tegosaur's tack of a guy.
I just like you, guys. I had seen so many
great things about it that I was going to start it,
but then I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
If it felt like a Disney movie, I didn't know.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
It doesn't feel like a Disney movie. It does feel
very real the dinosaurs that they created. It feels like
they're shooting real dinosaurs, kind of like Jurassic Park, the
newer ones.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You mean filming or shooting filming, filming.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, Elmer Elmer Fudd shows up?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Do you wes?
Speaker 9 (24:34):
So it's good like that as far as the cinematography
is really good.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
But is cinematography or is an AI gotta be AI?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Like what do they call it?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
CGI to me letters, you know, to mean it's all
the same, but they're not, like, shoot, they're not filming dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But it's not cartoons either. Have you watched it? Yeah,
I watched the first episode. It's good.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's weird that it can be good, if I'm being
honest with you guys, not that I'm a hater at all.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I don't know how that can be good.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I have When I saw that that was the number one,
I was like, next.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Animal Planet, back in the day.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's just like that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, but Animal Planet, those animals are real being filmed,
but the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Imagine more Freeman talking and he does penguins, does any
the penguins mark to the penguins, but.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The penguins are actually.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I just this can be good. I'm not saying it's
not good. Now I have to watch it. But you
liked it. I liked the first episode, but did it?
Is there a cliffhanger at the end? Stegasaurs and Bronz
other thing's going to take them out? Yeah, and it
just is like, tune in next episode for another dinosaur
because it starts at like the very.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Beginning of the dinosaurs life, like when the back when
the Earth was all just one big piece of land, Pangaea,
and then it's going to go throughout more dinas.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's good, it's good, and you got sad.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, it just felt really real to me.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
I mean thinking about that time made me sad, so
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But it was really informative.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
I felt like I was learning more about dinosaurs than
I ever learned.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I saw mixed reviews from paleontologists.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Well that's who I expect to be mixed about it
if it's specifically their deal. Yeah, what's the rate you
look on Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
G No?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Not what?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Like, what's the percentage of parental good?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's gonna be rated R rated X.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I don't know what they're up to, right it's one
hundred percent. Oh wow, dang, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
We need to watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm also gonna say this mid to hot take. Best
TV show on TV right now period is Paradise.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So good, so good. I'm caught up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I didn't I don't want to end. I just can't
wait for the next one. It's such a great show.
And you can start on season one on Hulu or
it comes on ABC, but you not the first episode.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's so good and they just keep getting better. Would
you agree?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, you always worry when they start adding new characters.
But they've added so many new characters and they're all good.
It makes the hairs of my arms stand up.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Really, it's the it's the best show on TV right now,
and it's done by a major network, which is so
rare that because all they're doing it's like there's like
forty two csis right, now it's basically all what's on
network television, CSI Roam, CSI Long Islands. So it's great.
Lanny Wilson's also in a movie. You remember talking about
(27:20):
this she she's in it's a book Reminders of Him.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Did you ever read that, Colleen Hoover?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You read it the book?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And what is her role?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm gonna start a character?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hold on, so I have her talking about Okay, So
we talked to Laney about shooting the movie late last year,
and mostly because she did Yellowstone. But we're like, what's
the difference in that in a movie?
Speaker 14 (27:42):
This was my first role where I was actually somebody
that was not a musician.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh, you got to play somebody other than yourself, Yes,
got it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That was a big thing.
Speaker 15 (27:51):
You play yourself in Yellowstone. It was just a version
of yourself for sure. Fair Yeah, yeah, for sure. But
this was like definitely not you know. I mean, of course,
I found like parts of myself in the character in
the movie, because I think it's important to do that
in general, you know, when you're when you're acting.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
At least that's that's what I'm learning right now. I'm
brand smunking new at it. But it was fun. I
was there. I think we filmed like three or four days.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Did you enjoy it more?
Speaker 14 (28:16):
I enjoyed it. I don't know about more. I feel
like it was just different.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I love.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Have you seen it back?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I have not seen it back. I probably won't see
it back till everybody sees it back.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So they don't. They don't send it for you to
see or anything.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It feels like when a songwriter writes a song and
they really don't They don't get to hear it till
it's fully cutting on an album.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's how it feels.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's about whatever reminds me of.
Speaker 14 (28:34):
Yeah, we'll see I think it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
So okay, Mikeah Monroe, Tyreek Withers, and Lanny willsonding her
on screen debut.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I don't know who what her role is.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She's Amy. That's why I remember what I was gonna
stay in my mind. I think her character name is
Amy when I look at the cast.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
She comes in as the fourth picture. So it's a
pretty big one.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You like the book, yeah, I mean it's been a
minute since I read it, but the premise, I don't
think I'm giving anything away.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I can read you some of the plots. So you don't,
I feel like I could get that.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I feel like you've done this.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, let's see there. We all just say keywords jail.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Okay, you said enough? Is that in your description? Nope?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Hold on. After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna
makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for
seven years.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh jail, Yeah, I'll just messing with.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Hoping to rebuild her life. After her release, she tries
to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refusal.
A Kennessee or she soon finds unexpected compassion from a
local bar owner, as their secret romance gives Kenna hope
for a second chance. So that's the movie. Lady's in it,
so go see it. It says best experience in a
theatrical setting because it brings to life the words of
(29:52):
the page from the best selling book from Colleen Hoover.
Has she written other things you read? Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, she's the writer of the Blake Ively drama with
Justin It ends with Us?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh so yes, that's called those. That's her genre. Her
books are great. I got into She's who I started
to just always pick up at the airport. Like if
you're in the airport bookstore and you see a Colleing
Hoover book, it's like great to grab reminders of him.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You get tickets now for Universal Pictures reminders of him
in theaters Friday rated, pg. Thirteen. Good luck to Laney.
That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to see like the
people that we know and have been friends with, like
doing big things.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's really cool.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I just want to address this very quickly. We do
have a community kitchen in the office. Yeah, and generally
if the name's written on it, you don't eat it. Generally,
if it's somebody's food in there, you just don't eat it.
I guess Morgan soll Eddie against stealing food from the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
It wasn't his, Oh food, it's not your food. It's
oat milk. Okay, there's no name on it. It's oat milk.
I was getting coffee.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Morgan goes first, Oh, sorry.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Yes, So I've passed by the kitchen and Eddie calls
me over because he doesn't have his glasses on.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He's like, Morgan, can you read this? And he's asking
about the expiration date on oat milk? And I was like, oh,
it's got five days left. He's like, okay, good good, And.
Speaker 9 (31:06):
As he's walking back over to pour it in his coffee,
he's like, good thing, it's not mine and he pours it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm like, any know, it's not even that.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Of course no, I knew it wasn't mine, but that
that's the point, Like I've seen it in there for months.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, this is the problem with men.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh oh god us.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, all of a sudden, I get I bet Morgan
knows what I'm gonna say, because y'all are looking at
the expiration date. But do y'all y'all know that on
things such as oat milk, almond milk, milk, if you
open it, you have seven to ten days to drink it.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That's absolutely true.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Go get the bottle, Go get the bottle, thank you,
then seventeen days to consume it once the seal has
been broken. And so he's saying it's been in there
for you, like so good been broken from he Well,
that's what we don't. That's the tell.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
He hasn't broken the steal. He just sees it in there,
open and drinks it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, so that's what he doesn't know. So he's drinking this.
It's not his.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
But the I'm fired up you said all men was
a little I'm a little defense. I'm not going into
the fridge and getting anybody's food, so I'd like to
remove myself from that.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, well, okay, Well this is the problem with Eddie
is he's a man. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
There's your milk, and look how full it is. It's
so full.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, it's also n f y. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Not for you? Do you walk me right into that?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Hold on, okay, hold on, I do need my glasses.
It's on the bottom where okay, shake.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Well to the bottom bottle.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Hey, this problem. It's always trying to shake stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, I see the expiration date here. Okay, but shake well, perishable,
keep refrigerated, enjoy within seven to ten days of opening.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
What was it already open when you had it? Yeah?
This thing's been in there for months.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Or it could be a new bottle and they just
keep placing.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's it's a new bottle that keeps getting replaced. It's
not yours, it's somebody else's.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
No, like all I've seen the same bottle in there
for months.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Okay, well it's definitely been bad.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You're telling me that, and I drank it.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yes, so seven days after even though it says the
shelf life on this thing is.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Like two years if you don't open it, know all
the things that it says.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It says on the bottle.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's sort of what I meant about men. Like y'all
don't know.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Details like that, but probably let's do some women stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Okay, I can't drive. Hey, here's here's the thing about women.
Go ahead, can't drive. Okay, you know he's think about women.
Can't drive, Eddie, always nagging women. Yeah, here's thinking about women.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Skincare routine to take less than three hours, always about women.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Here's the thing about women.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Always after your money.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's always it's always a linear Yeah, okay, so but
this can be a public service announcement that And he's why.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Are you drinking hot milk? By the way, almond milk
or milk? Yeah, I don't drink regular milk for my
coffee in general. Yeah, like I see, like I mean,
I am, but I just fight through it. Then you're not. No,
Then you're not bull crap. That's bull craft.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
You're not you aren't tolerant and you fight through it
because that makes me sound like a way I know.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I know that's no. I will not allow that. I'm
not saying your ear win.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
But every time I do drink milk, it gets like,
oh it hurts. I get cramps like stem of cramps.
But then I fight through it. I think, to me,
a scoop of ice cream is worth that. If you dude,
that's so annoying, he says that, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's sort of it's disrespectful people that have true Now
let's do this.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Here's all the way, all the way around the room. Okay,
should we throw that bottle out? Yes, but it's not ours.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So we have no idea like.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
No, throw it out and see if it gets replaced.
That's in and he'll know that. Hey, I'm free to
use it.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
M M.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Let's just put it back where it was. It's not our.
I think, what, Oh, now it's not yours. Let's respect
who now.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think you should throw if you think it's been existing.
I think we should keep other people from getting sick.
That's my vote. You guys can do whatever you want
with it.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I drank it yesterday. I'm not sick. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, well you might. It doesn't doesn't mean you're guaranteed
gonna get sick, but I just wouldn't risk it. There's
a reason why, it says, and this particular brand is
really nice, like meaning it has as few ingredients as possible.
When something has few ingredients, it's luxury, like this is expensive.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
That's why. That's why I was doing it here.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It comes to work to have the expensive sho Okay,
you can decide what to do with the bottle. Don't
drink it if it ain't yours. You're not lactose intolerant.
All the stuff about women, we were just kidding. And
we didn't even get to the Mexican wins and the rector.
For the record, that was just a joke because that's
Mexican Bobby Boon Show.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Sorry today, this story comes us from Las Vegas, Nevada.
A man from Canada was staying at the Flamingo hote
Tell on the strip and he was like, hey, they
got a flamingo exhibit. So five am, after a few drinks,
he broke into the exhibit, went and played with the flamingos. Says, man,
you know what I should do. I should take one
(36:13):
of these back to my room. So he picked it up,
carried it through the casino, up the elevator, and took
it to his room.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Wonder if it's pink. Oh yeah, it's pink. Pink, like pink, pink, pink,
it's pink. Because that did so wild. He s someone
in it, and there's a guy.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Like there's pictures of him in the elevator and some
random guys with him, just going what in the world.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Well, the guy's shirtless too. Oh boy, there's just a
lot of things that don't Matt.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's a long night.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Once we were in Vegas doing fantasy football draft and
there was a guy playing the accordion Hey for tips,
and they paid that much money, came to our room and.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Played oh and once we got out there were like,
all right.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
We llan you one song. So he just kept playing
the song on. We tipped him hundreds of dollars and
they were like, all right, Jesus, thanks king, job has done.
I said, thank you, great job. All right, I'm much bugs.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
All right, voicemail, let's get it.
Speaker 13 (37:08):
Tear me out.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Trade prom dress is to share up diet. A friend
who has a dress, you like, trade with her or
everybody bring their dresses and you guys try on all
each others and then you get a new prom dress
that somebody wore last year. So what you don't have
to pay for it? Just an idea.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I love that. That's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
So this is in reference to what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, I think just prom dresses came up and I
was singing of her dress last year and it was
so pretty and like, where else is she going to
wear it again? So I was like, Oh, have you
wear it the prom again this year?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Was she thinking she would do that? Or was that
you thinking?
Speaker 16 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thought she was like, oh I'm gonna be like
environment unconscious or got it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
No, I think it was me. But yeah, that's a
good idea if the girls would get on board with that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Do you know my mother in law has a massive
prom dress store, Yeah, Glory in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't mean that in a bad way, but it's
it's it's like in a town in Oklahoma that people
drive from everywhere. It's crazy. And they started that just
because I say massive. It's a small store, but they
do such business there. Really, it's unbelievable. People drive in
from Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Do you get Prome dresses?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's prom dresses, homecoming dresses.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
They just wow, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's unbelievable at the job. And I don't think I've
ever mentioned in the show. And they don't need the advertisement,
but yeah, they really do. It's in It's in Vyanne, Oklahoma.
Tried to buy a Sonic there once.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Didn't work.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Somebody else owned the territory.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Ah, but they don't have us, but they didn't build it.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, and they wouldn't sell us the territory. I know. Uh, yeah,
it's a great, it's it's a cool. Then they bought Yeah, anyway,
let's see give me the next one.
Speaker 16 (38:55):
Hi, this is Mackenzie from Ohio and the weather has
just been sodarm a full the last few days. I've
been rolling my windows down, opening my sun room and
do you know what songs that I put on my
seekers Vacation Vices and RAYMONDO don't get stop Fomo from Instagram.
Imagine those noodles are acatamaran and just float.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
So within the bloats.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
They call me Bobby Bone Sis and Ray move don't
booto yoo.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Holy crap, Ray?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
What's singing your song back? Yeah? It's even cooler is
when you get that mailbox money.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You still getting it? You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah,
easily every quarter there's stuff coming in? What stuff? Uh?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
God?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Not like not like six figures. I mean it's not
like I never thought that what is due?
Speaker 8 (39:44):
I mean it's not that much.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Even if it's like thirty bucks? It's cool to eighty seven?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I thinks, Oh, I thought he meant two hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I thought he meant two hundred as well. I was
gonna be like, dang, that's good. What do you what
do you mean two dollars and eighty seven sent?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah? How about right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
It's funny that Bobby and I's rains both went two hundred,
and y'all's brains both went.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Two dollars well, because like Bobby and I, we have
rag idiot stuff and like man, when that check comes in.
What's crazy is sometimes the old house that we used
to live in, the check goes there, and they'll they'll
text and be like, hey, we have mail for you.
I'm like, here we go payday and I open it up.
It's like fourteen dollars and ninety seven cents.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh you get checks?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, that's cool, good direct. I guess you must.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes, you should tell me when you get checks because
I don't even know. I'm just interested. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
You know which one was good? Wash your hands during coked? Really?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 8 (40:40):
We got some money for that one.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
It's no ray Katamaran, Ray Moon, don't get that faum
mo from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a Kadamaran and
just go go with the flow. They call me Bobby
Bone siss and Ray Moon don't Moon.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
No nice?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And if you want to stream that? What is that
called vacation? And then we did a Vacation Part two
but wasn't even close as as successful. Do you ever
do staycation? Well, we also want to do baby cation.
We had a lot of them we were going to
do in the pipeline. Well, they did Vacation part two.
No staycation, no I know, but they did Vacation part two.
I think they quit.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
That was it?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, because they wasn't a hit, so they thought it
was a totally different vibe.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Though it wasn't abby on that one.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
That's maybe why oh no.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
She sank the ship. No, I just think I think
it was two things. I think it was a different
vibe and I think that you know, they kind of
shot their load on the first one because that was
the big thing. That was the big thing. It was
like Ray Mundo's got a song and they shot a
load and the second one came out and it wasn't
as strong. Yeah, now, because the song wasn't as good,
(41:47):
I think I liked the second one even better.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
How did that one go?
Speaker 13 (41:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Wasn't Ray Moon as ray HiT's the same part? I
think staycation would be good. Yeah, I get a hit up,
dott he has two kids now or what'd you call
the other one? Baby cation? But then we never had
the babies, so.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
You have twenty four yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Guys still have those.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
We do.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
We pay every year for them and explain that to
our audience. So my wife, before she got her fallopian
tubes and uterus removed, we froze her eggs and she
got those removed. Because there is a chance for cancer.
That pretty much eliminates the chance for cancer for a
female in that part of her body. So we did that,
which was a good idea, and so we froze the
eggs and she was able to get twenty three eggs,
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which is a crazy amount. And then we just put
them at Vanderbilt and they hold them every year in
the freezer. And then I would have to go in
and do my thing, and then it would be an
embryo and then that we would place that in a
female and then she would have our kid. So that's
the process. But right now they're just frozen eggs.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Correct, Yeah, a female.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I've heard some people say that female is like not
an appropriate thing to say.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
What are you sunna say woman?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I don't know, but i've seen more people like, don't
call them females and if I and I have been
and it's hopefully it's not one of these things. Ten
years later canceled for saying, crap, you didn't even know
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I feel like I've heard that too. It never quite
you're right, let's look that up because I have heard that.
It just never resonated with me like that sort of stuff, doesn't,
is it?
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Because the word male is in there and we're just
putting a fee in front.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Now, I think it's because no, I don't know what
it is. I've just I've not stopped because I just
say it so naturally.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, female, But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Man, Mike, would you mind looking that up real quick?
Just why are people saying not to say female? Okay,
here we go use Okay, I'm not gonna say I'm
subscribing to this or not, so let me finish it first.
Using females and now, and to describe a woman is
sometimes considered defensive because it reduces people to their biological sex,
similar to how animals are classified, rather than acknowledging them
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as human beings.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
So this is what I would.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Say to that, and who knows in the future, I'm
get canceled for this. But if you're saying male, you're
doing the same thing to a dude.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Oh we can still say male.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, no, I'm saying by that this logic.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, I'm sure that they have the same logic for.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
That's what I would say. So I still say male
and female.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I still say by the fact that now I see
why I blew past that years ago when it was
a thing, because that just doesn't it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 8 (44:23):
The animal comparison kind of threw me off, Like what like.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Referring to women as females can make them feel like
specimens or animals rather than individuals. Okay, I can't. I
obviously can't affect how people feel, and I hope people
don't feel that way. But I would just think the
same would be then for males, where my male's whining
about this, that's equally wine. Don't call me a male,
call me a mother dude. Okay, okay, so you do that,
or a boss, yes, Okay. The voicemails if you want
(44:51):
to leave them. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, all right,
a voicemail hit it.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Hey, Bobby, my husband's turning fifty two. We have twin
thirteen year old boy. Dad don't grow up. He has
the same sense of humor as thirteen year old boys.
We saw a car in a drive through with a
wiener dog, and he told my boys to yell out
the window, Hey, nice wiener. So I enjoyed Fatherhead.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I was talking about last night because I didn't make
the joke, but I said, I asked the show. I said, Hey,
I feel like I'm not growing up because here's what
I thought, And I would have said and it was
very inappropriate on the podcast, very inappropriate. I just think
that word is funny. It's there's a singer called Dido,
and it's a word that's like dido. Remember the word?
I said, I'm not gonna say it on the broadcast
part of the show. Do you not remember?
Speaker 8 (45:37):
No, But I know what the word sounds like, dido.
I get it now.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
He said, Oh my.
Speaker 8 (45:40):
Good, I know the rhyme. I don't remember you saying
that rhyme.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I said, too. Oh my gosh, were you on the
cruise yesterday?
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Oh my god, it's still in islands.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
But if you check out the podcast you can hear
we do a whole part two part of the show,
and I was talking about how I'm getting to be
more and more of an adult, yet it's not changing.
I still think the same eighth grade stuff, fifth grade
stuff is so funny. So good to know, Hey, nice wiener,
that kind of funny. And we will see you guys
tomorrow tomorrow show. Jody Messina is in pretty excited about that,
(46:13):
all right, by everybody.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
The Body Bone Show, The.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang by
read Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Transmitting is good.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday Show Morning studio. So they say yawning
is good for you and your brain. Brain scans re
build that yawning activates your brain. You know. Forever it's
been there's been a lack of understanding on yawning because
you do it when you're waking up. You also do
it when you're getting sleepy, right, Sometimes you do it
(00:31):
when someone else does it, so it feels somewhat contagious.
And I've read so many stories about how they don't
fully understand the complexity of a yawn because again, it
almost feels like a looha aloha. Do you know why
they say hello and goodbye? You said you yawned in
the morning and go to sleep. Oh, it's the aloha
of body movement.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Isn't it just to get oxygen to our brains.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Well, I'm glad you asked. The quick hit of oxygen
is good for refocusing and staying alert. Medical experts say,
don't do it, guys, because it's too early.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Do not do it. What I'm about to say, don't
do it.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Medical experts sation yon as often as possible in the morning,
at work and before a big test, and yawn even
if you don't need to.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Amy, I said, don't do it, Amy, I have fa
If that was real, you won't be put on.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
The word flash man, it was real.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I have to yonder.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Because like, you can't make yourself yon a real yawn, No,
but you can do a fake yawn into a real yawn.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah. So just okay, fine, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You're just gonna make it because our listeners are all
listening and they're all gonna start get yawning and they'll
start crashing their cars. It's gonna be our fault. There's
like a thirty car pile up in Minneapolis and next
thing you know, boom Or is it gonna refresh their brain?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Now I feel like you said never hold back, Yon,
and now I feel to yawn again. But I'm trying
to hold it back.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Do it, okay, everybody, you can do it?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Ready, just fake just kind of start a fake Yon
and have it turn into a real line.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Go see how it does turn into a real one.
A little bit, yeah, a little bit. So that's for any.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Tell me why I can't hold it back.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's from self. But yawning is good for you. But
they do say if you hold back a yawn, like
if you do really have to yawn? Uh, like the
muscles and your jaws like they could cramp up really bad.
Oh and also I get crams. Mind do you ever
get cramps in your neck? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, when I have to think about finances?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, yours comes from like thank you?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yes, Wow, it's a lump that takes over my whole drink.
Ya I get I've gotten better at it. It used
to be worse. And then water starts to fill my eyes.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
The start crying. That's just called being sad.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No no, no, no no no, it's not you need money.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I've got eleven over here, Joe.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
It's not about not being okay. It's about the thought
of having to like manage it. It induces a stress
upon me that is like a fear of That's why
in my marriage, like I wasn't really involved in my
finances because I didn't want to be Like ever since
I was young, I was like, I don't want to
do that, which I have gotten much better, Like it's
(03:14):
so much better, especially since I got divorced and I
had no choice but to empower myself by taking control
of my finances. But every once in a while it'll
still do it if something particularly stressful around money kind
of comes up. But it's not that I'm not okay.
It's just that I fear that I'm capable, and then
I prove to myself I can do it and then
not goes away.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
That's pretty crazy. Good for you.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
One, I have watched you study and learn and empower yourself,
and that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Two.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Mine happens versus dehydration. My story sucks your neck. Yeah,
I'll get like a cramp right like where my neck
goes into my chin like that weird? What is this called?
Like top and neck bottom of a chin. I'm below
your chin viroid kind of little above it, like.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Where the tonsils are? Oh what are these?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And no, we do have.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Limps here, But are you going to find lymphodes? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I call them lymphs.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
The next story that I have is we have been
told when you flush the toilet to always put your
toilet lid down.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Because germs scatter abouts.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because because the.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Toilet is being flushed and it moves particles into the air.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, like there's just a woosh the water spins.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Even just because we can't see them doesn't mean they're
particles all over things, your toothbrush, everything. So this is
from the American Journal of Infection Control, which I read daily, Guys,
I recommend it. We've been told that closing the lid
before flushing the toilet releases toilet plume, which sprays nasty
stuff all around the bathroom. New research reveals it doesn't
really matter that much. Re seats up or down when
(04:45):
you flush. Avoid testing surfaces even right next to the toilet.
They find it makes no difference because it still comes
to viral contamination. So basically, what this is is saying,
for example, your toothbrush is mostly what I think of,
just make sure it's covered covered yea, if it's near
anywhere near your toilet, regardless, because it doesn't shut down all.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Plume, like put something on. Plume is such a nasty word,
but like it just.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Plume feels in this context.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Yes, the plume from the toilets so gross.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It's like a bomb. It's also like a bomb. I'm saying,
what were you saying?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What was the question?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
You're asked? No, So like what put like a washcloth
over or like.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Something put it in a drawer at the cabinet, or yeah, or.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I have like a case. I keep mine in like
a small one.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh yeah, that way when I travel to I just
grab it.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Plume sounds gross to.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You, Yeah, I found it to be quite a delightful
word for what they were speaking of, because you're thinking, all,
like the nasty particles plume.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, so just make sure your stuff is covered. There.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You go really really dumb things that we've done. So
it's gonna be a safe space here.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's all because of a new story.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Guy goes to the hospital and they're like, dude, just
go home, and he's like, oh no, I'm so embarrassed.
It's a really embarrassing story for this guy. But we
have really embarrassing stories. So that's the next segment. Also,
I'll say this tomorrow if you're in Atlanta anywhere near Atlanta,
we got Amy Lunchbox and Eddie. They're gonna be down
there at the Coca Cola Roxy with our ninety four
point nine The Bulls Green Solo Cup Show, Megan Patrick,
(06:15):
Corey Kent. They're gonna play Dustin Lynch is gonna do
a DJ set ninety four nine in the bull dot
com if you want to get tickets and they cannot
wait to go and drink.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Oh yeah, buy Amy and Martinez, Yeah, bring bring LEECHI man,
people are gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
See us on the road and think we're a band
because we're in a bus.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I don't think bus inside, I know, but they're gonna think, oh,
who is that?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Like who is that?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
What is that group? Or is that Jason el Dean
or is that you know? They're gonna wonder.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yeah, then they're gonna see you like it's not Jason.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Don't know what.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
They're not gonna know because we're gonna be driving down
the highway and everybody's gonna be going, Man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Is that Keith Urban Carrie Underwood? But he's never been
on a tour bus and it is cool.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Like if we pull I want I do want the
bus to stop at different locations, like a gas stage
out because you just want to get there. No, no, because
I want to get off and people be like, oh,
but they're gonna be disappointed when they see you.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
But when a bus, when a bus stops, the don't
stop with the normal gas pumps. They have to go
back to the back and like the way the wheelers are.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Well, I didn't want to get guess I wanted to
just so I can go in and get snacks.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
So you just want to go and got some red
hots so people can see you, yes, getting off the
tour bus.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, they're gonna go to Atlanta tomorrow night.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Coke col Roxy. I hope you guys come ninety four
nine in the bowl.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
With that, I'm gonna read you a story of this
guy probably being an idiot, and then if you have
a story of you being an idiot, share. I didn't
tell you guys ahead of time, but if one comes
to mind, one comes to mind for me big time.
This guy's forty two. He wakes up and he rushes
himself to the hospital because his skin is blue, and
he's a it's a medical emergency, and so he went
(07:44):
to the doctor and so they took him immediately in
because they don't know because sometime when you're blue, it's
because you're not breathing. When I did baby CPR class, yeah,
they were like, babi's blue, it's because they're not breathing.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
So they go in they start doing all these tests
on them. It turns out it was die from his
new Navy bed sheets.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh that's so yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Doctors realized what had happened after they had started running test,
but they had an alcohol wipe and so they wiped
part of him and the blue came off and they
were like.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Sir, you're breathing O good?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Is anything blue around you? And he was like, oh,
my bed sheets from the New York Post, So that's funny,
and I kind of get it. I can just remember
once it was probably eleven thirty at night. I just
could not get my car to start. I don't know
anything about cars, could not get my car to start.
And I was at a parking lot, and so I
called whatever. I don't think it was triple A. It
(08:37):
was just some number to come help me. And the
guy gets in and he goes, oh, I got youa
come right on. I was like, what happened? He goes,
your car was in drive. You didn't start it because
it wasn't a park. I don't know that I ever
fell stupider or more stupid, but nothing was wrong with
the car. I just was trying to start it while
(08:59):
it was in dry and I don't know how I
got there.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I felt so stupid.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I just wanted to go to leave. I was like,
here's the money, just go. I don't tell anybody about this.
Anybody else have one?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
If so? Yeah, I got one. O.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
My sister was coming to visit and I was cleaning
the bathroom and I was doing the bathtub and I
could not get the water to drain. I was like, oh,
there's a clog. I don't know what's wrong with it.
And I called the plumber and he came out just
at the little lever and it all drained out. I'd
have a stand up shower that I'd been using for
(09:34):
years that I hadn't used a bathtub.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
So the little drain thing was.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Up and all you can do is hit it down.
Oh you mean that knob on top of that.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh that's what's the general one?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
You put?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
And I just had no I could not figure it out.
And I was just like, oh my gosh, I'd never
use this tub.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It's clogged.
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Oh my gosh, gotta.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Get a plumber. One hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Later, he just I'd love to laugh, but I couldn't
get my car started. Like that's that's dumb. Mine's dowmb,
this guy's is dumb. Anybody else I got one?
Speaker 7 (10:07):
I'm about six months ago. My wife's car was. I
was like man, something's wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
And I take it to the dealership and I'm like, hey,
there is something going on. The speaker's blown or there's
some rattling going on over here. And it was because
she had a bottle of hand sanitizer right by the
speaker and he was shaking it.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know what, This is safe place? Yeah, you're all right,
this is a safe place. Thank you guys. Anybody else I
have one, okay, Morgan.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
So the cruise brought up this memory for me.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
When I went on vacation with my parents. We had
gone off on one of the ports and as we
got off, there's a bunch of guys kind of standing
there and they were handing out these little cards and it's.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Like, free shot, stop by before you get back on
the cruise. Mind you. I'm terrified of needles. Terrified. So
I look at my parents. I have tears in my eyes.
Speaker 9 (10:55):
I'm like, why do I have to get a free shot?
Why are they making me get shot? I don't want
to get a shot. And I start panicking full mode
and my parents had to like sit me down with like, Morgan,
it's free alcohol, not a needle shot.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I thought Morgan was gonna say, when she was on
the cruise ship and she left the camera in her computer.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
See, oh boy, this is a safe place. How old
were you though?
Speaker 9 (11:16):
I was like a freshman in high school and I
knew what shots were. But for some reason, it was
not I thought we got off on an eyeland.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It meant I had to get needles in my arm.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We're gonna let that one pass.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
It's not nears done with my car when or lunchbox
is passed one because you're that's a real yeah, that's like,
that's a real fear.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, anybody else last time.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Only made me feel greaked.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
You guys, I've never done anything.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I mean, of course I've done something.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
So when I was in college, like it was really
the first time i'd left home. I was getting gas.
I was with my girlfriend, which is my wife at
the time. But yeah, so I go out to go
pay for gas and as I'm pumping in the car,
like pumping gas in my truck, and I get back
and this guy stops me and he's like, hey man,
(11:57):
my truck.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Broke down like a couple mile down the road.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Like you got a couple of dollars, I can get
some gas.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
And like, no, no, I don't, and he's like, come on, man,
don't be like that.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
He's kind of pressuring me.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
So I went back inside the comedience store paid whatever.
When I go back out, I put my keys in
the truck and it won't start, and the dude's like
kind of laughing at me. So I'm like, hey, man,
what'd you do in my car?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Just steal gas?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
I was so mad.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I really thought that he had taken gas while I was.
I was out in the car in the Communian store
and he somehow stole gas. So I pushed him. Oh,
I was like, you stole gas from me? And then
at that point my wife, my girlfriend, she's like, hey,
I have the car keys. You're using the wrong car
keys in the truck. That I was so embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
He almost died. I was this guy was gonna kill me.
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
So then I got the real key put in the
truck and took off.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Maybe nothing anger.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Why did I supposed to be recent? Even in about
twenty four hour Oh, I honestly thought it was supposed
to be recent.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Anything.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I mean, where do we start?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's like, okay, one that comes to mind the.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Time I left my car running for two hours while
I got my hair done. Yeah, in a parking garage.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Amy left a car running for two hours in a
parking garage, watching and then she came back in her
car was running confused.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
The time that I left my phone at the Gap
in Austin but was flying home to North Carolina and
realized that I left my phone at the Gap in
Austin at the mall while I was at the Florida
airport on my layover. So I stopped to use a
payphone to call to figure out where my phone was.
And then I left my wallet at the payphone and.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
Boarded my flood and then by the way, I got yes,
because that's before we had to lock our phones with
a pass code, and so they called Bobby.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Then I realized, okay, Bobby has my phone. But I
land in North Carolina and I'm like, shoot, where's my wallet.
At the I was like, oh my gosh, I left
it at the payphone in Florida. And then somehow I
got my phone and my wallet back from that journey.
Speaker 6 (13:56):
They say, that's what they say, Yeah, thanks everybody for
being a sure first.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Really thought it had to be recent, and I was
like I'm on a roll this month.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Okay, So if I said, what does whiskey make his
baby feel? And Luke Bryan's reign is a good thing. Frisky,
frisky whiskey makes my baby feel a frisky?
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Got it all?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
We're gonna do five of these. Write your answers down.
It is not elimination. Let's who has the most points.
What does Dolly pour a cup of in this song
nine to five? I'm in and then I'll attempt to
We can't play the clip because we're.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Going to podcast jail. You sing it, so I'll try
to see it.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Sing it for me? Not now?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
But what does Dolly pour a cup of in the
song nine to five? Looking nine to five? I'm gonna
do this. I pour a cup of five seconds? Right all?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Write that down and yeah, I'm in for But he
got t Amy ambition, Eddie ambition.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, tumble out of bed and the stumble in the
kitchen pouring myself a cup.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Of ambition ambition.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Nailed it?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Good job, that wasn't easy.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
What is Billy Carrington munching on whenever she pulls up
in good directions in the song good Directions? What is
Billy Carrington munching on whenever she pulls up?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
I think I'm in This is a good one. That's
a good question. Good job Mike. Holy crap, are you
seeing it?
Speaker 8 (15:33):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Yes, shout out Mike for making the game. By the way,
good job Mike. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Wait, say it again.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
He's munching on, so it shout out Mike for making
the game because he does a good job.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Is that part? Good job Mike? But munching on?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What is Billy Carrington munching on when she pulls up?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
In the song? Good directions?
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Up? What's he munching on?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Turn?
Speaker 1 (15:58):
He's not munching on turning greens?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Way? All right, dude, anyone, what do you have?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Lunchbox? Collared greens? Even more wrong, Eddie, I think it's
a pork rind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I was sitting there selling turnips on a flatbed truck,
crunching on a pork crime.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
When she pulled up. We were on the same wavelength.
How proud are you mean?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'm devastated?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Next up, what are the dance moves described and Brooks
and Dun's boot scoot and boogie?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
What are the dance moves described and brooks and duns, boots,
scoot and boogie.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I'm in for the wind man. Okay, I think I'm
in lunchbox. I'm on the board. Heel toe dosey dough Amy, Eddie, Okay,
that's what I thought. He'll toe docy do. Correct, weo
toe dosey do. Come on, baby, let's go boots scoot,
(17:07):
good job. Next one up.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
What two foods represent where Alan Jackson comes from? In
the two thousand song Where I Come From? Dang with
the authority? What what two foods represent where Alan Jackson
comes from? In the two thousand song Where I Come From?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Where I come from? I'm in Eddie three Amy two,
lunchbox one? Where I come from?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I'm the lunchbox lemonade and whiskey. How'd you get that?
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Wow, dude, I just rhymed it.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That doesn't it doesn't rhyme. You didn't rhyme anything. How
about rhyme to you?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
And that where I come from?
Speaker 5 (17:50):
Lemonade and whiskey.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Where's the rhyme? I don't know, if whatever? When I
say in my head in rhymes.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Amy, corn bread and chicken, Eddie, corn bread and chicken.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, where I come from? Corn bread and chicken.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Here's the Ryan lunchbox where I come from a lot
of front porch.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Sitting, chicken sitting, got it? Eddie's up one, Amy, you
gotta get this. I got a miracle and no.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, if I get to lunchbox just gets to play.
And the song Living by Dirk's Bentley, What time does
you wake up in the morning in order to walk
out and see the sun?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't think I've ever heard that? What what is
that salt? When I'm living?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
The thing is that's not a part of the goores.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
So can you repeat the question?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Living in Living by Dirk's Bentley, What time does you
wake up in the morning to walk out and see
the rising sun?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Living? So it's living? So I gotta rhyme living, I
mean living? Is it? Is it time? Daylight? Savings?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Time?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
I would be timely and for the wind pin drop?
Mm hmm. It just doesn't sound right. But I'm in.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I'm in, Amy, How you feeling not great? But do
you have five? No thirty lunchbox?
Speaker 10 (19:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
When I'm living, I gotta get up at six.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
In the morning. Rhyme Ryan the Ryan Force Again.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
When I'm living, I get up at six in the morning, cloy.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Live two words at end with Eddie, I to put
five man d it is six oh one, oh the.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Rising sun, that's the rise. I was so close.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
For those on the podcast, I couldn't hear the music
cause we'll go to jail. It goes like this this morning,
I got up at six o one, walked down and
saw the rising sun.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And he hit me like it's whiskey.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Our winter is just like that, just like, just like that,
just like that, Eddy.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
Wake up, wake up in the morn, and the turning
radio and the Dodgers keeps on turn.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Ready, and then lunchbox more game two, Steve bred have
it trying to put you through the fog.
Speaker 11 (20:51):
He's ridding this week's next bit.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
And Bobby's on the box.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So you know what this.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Man is the bottle ball.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
We have ninety seconds to get as many of Amy's
corny jokes right as possible. It's the investigative Corny, It's Eddie,
lunchbox and myself. You guys, ready, ready, all right, here
we go hit it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
The morning corny.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
What bird is always out of breath?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I mean bird, cuckoo, sparrow, gasp, cardinal osprey?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
What about fatigue tired and a breath tired.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
A mocking bird huff huffing bird, puff and puff?
Speaker 7 (21:39):
What kind of bird? And a blue jay cardinal crow?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, what bird is always out of breath?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Yeah, I can't get that, reedle broom?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Is there a bird lungs? Is there a bird called
a puffy muffin?
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Is there puffy puffy bird puffing?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Oh? My god, job, dude, you know I know that Iceland?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yes you what what word does the librarian sleep?
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Bookshelf? And it's bed fish with dewey in the in
the pages? Where does the libraryan sleep? And the covers?
Speaker 12 (22:22):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
That's from the cover.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's a plumber's favorite? Constellation?
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Crack?
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:30):
Orions crions crack, big dipper pipe, the dip, the big,
the big dipper, the big.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What's the big dipper?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
I don't know, the big big, the little plunger, A
little plunger, floaters.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
The floater in the toilet.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It's not the big dipper, big punger, big plunger.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
No, what's the plumbers? It's like a play on.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
The I know, but what is it?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
The big dripper? Do we get that? We get that?
Speaker 13 (22:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
No, what all have gotten.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
We'll give you respect when we're like. That was a
good one.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
That one if I would have just casually been like,
what's a plumber's favorite consolation?
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I don't know anything other than the big dipper?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Stupid do the big dripper?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
It's the plumber could be a drip.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I know.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I guess to you. There are plumbers listening right now
and they're like, does a good one?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I bet you they're not.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I bet you're not a single one? But where this upset?
We only got two? We almost watched a dinosaur documentary
on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
It's like at number one.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
I know, Morgan, did you watch it?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
I started to and then like the first five minutes
made me.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Start crying because there was a lot of things happening that.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Were sad, Like what but you know it's not real footage.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I know it's not real, but I felt like they
were real.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
It is the story real?
Speaker 7 (23:50):
Yeah, it's Morgan Freeman doing like a history of dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's a documentary, right, yes, but also.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
But also it's like based on science's best guess, so yes,
they don't they're not like interviewing old dinosaurs like yeah,
it's true, they never believed Tegosaur's tack of a guy.
I just like you, guys. I had seen so many
great things about it that I was going to start it,
but then I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
If it felt like a Disney movie, I didn't know.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
It doesn't feel like a Disney movie. It does feel
very real the dinosaurs that they created. It feels like
they're shooting real dinosaurs, kind of like Jurassic Park, the
newer ones.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
You mean filming or shooting filming, filming.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Okay, Elmer Elmer Fudd shows up?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Do you wes?
Speaker 9 (24:34):
So it's good like that as far as the cinematography
is really good.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
But is cinematography or is an AI gotta be AI?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Like what do they call it?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
CGI to me letters, you know, to mean it's all
the same, but they're not, like, shoot, they're not filming dinosaurs.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
But it's not cartoons either. Have you watched it? Yeah,
I watched the first episode. It's good.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's weird that it can be good, if I'm being
honest with you guys, not that I'm a hater at all.
Speaker 3 (24:59):
I don't know how that can be good.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I have When I saw that that was the number one,
I was like, next.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Animal Planet, back in the day.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Yeah, it's just like that.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, but Animal Planet, those animals are real being filmed,
but the moment.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Imagine more Freeman talking and he does penguins, does any
the penguins mark to the penguins, but.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
The penguins are actually.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I just this can be good. I'm not saying it's
not good. Now I have to watch it. But you
liked it. I liked the first episode, but did it?
Is there a cliffhanger at the end? Stegasaurs and Bronz
other thing's going to take them out? Yeah, and it
just is like, tune in next episode for another dinosaur
because it starts at like the very.
Speaker 10 (25:38):
Beginning of the dinosaurs life, like when the back when
the Earth was all just one big piece of land, Pangaea,
and then it's going to go throughout more dinas.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's good, it's good, and you got sad.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, it just felt really real to me.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
I mean thinking about that time made me sad, so
I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
But it was really informative.
Speaker 9 (25:57):
I felt like I was learning more about dinosaurs than
I ever learned.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
I saw mixed reviews from paleontologists.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Well that's who I expect to be mixed about it
if it's specifically their deal. Yeah, what's the rate you
look on Rotten Tomatoes?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
G No?
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Not what?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh my god?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Like, what's the percentage of parental good?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
It's gonna be rated R rated X.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
I don't know what they're up to, right it's one
hundred percent. Oh wow, dang, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
We need to watch that.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I'm also gonna say this mid to hot take. Best
TV show on TV right now period is Paradise.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So good, so good. I'm caught up.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I didn't I don't want to end. I just can't
wait for the next one. It's such a great show.
And you can start on season one on Hulu or
it comes on ABC, but you not the first episode.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's so good and they just keep getting better. Would
you agree?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
Yeah, you always worry when they start adding new characters.
But they've added so many new characters and they're all good.
It makes the hairs of my arms stand up.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Really, it's the it's the best show on TV right now,
and it's done by a major network, which is so
rare that because all they're doing it's like there's like
forty two csis right, now it's basically all what's on
network television, CSI Roam, CSI Long Islands. So it's great.
Lanny Wilson's also in a movie. You remember talking about
(27:20):
this she she's in it's a book Reminders of Him.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Did you ever read that, Colleen Hoover?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
You read it the book?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
And what is her role?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I'm gonna start a character?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Hold on, so I have her talking about Okay, So
we talked to Laney about shooting the movie late last year,
and mostly because she did Yellowstone. But we're like, what's
the difference in that in a movie?
Speaker 14 (27:42):
This was my first role where I was actually somebody
that was not a musician.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh, you got to play somebody other than yourself, Yes,
got it.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
That was a big thing.
Speaker 15 (27:51):
You play yourself in Yellowstone. It was just a version
of yourself for sure. Fair Yeah, yeah, for sure. But
this was like definitely not you know. I mean, of course,
I found like parts of myself in the character in
the movie, because I think it's important to do that
in general, you know, when you're when you're acting.
Speaker 14 (28:08):
At least that's that's what I'm learning right now. I'm
brand smunking new at it. But it was fun. I
was there. I think we filmed like three or four days.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Did you enjoy it more?
Speaker 14 (28:16):
I enjoyed it. I don't know about more. I feel
like it was just different.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I love.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Have you seen it back?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I have not seen it back. I probably won't see
it back till everybody sees it back.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So they don't. They don't send it for you to
see or anything.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It feels like when a songwriter writes a song and
they really don't They don't get to hear it till
it's fully cutting on an album.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
That's how it feels.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's about whatever reminds me of.
Speaker 14 (28:34):
Yeah, we'll see I think it's gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
So okay, Mikeah Monroe, Tyreek Withers, and Lanny willsonding her
on screen debut.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I don't know who what her role is.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
She's Amy. That's why I remember what I was gonna
stay in my mind. I think her character name is
Amy when I look at the cast.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
She comes in as the fourth picture. So it's a
pretty big one.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You like the book, yeah, I mean it's been a
minute since I read it, but the premise, I don't
think I'm giving anything away.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
I can read you some of the plots. So you don't,
I feel like I could get that.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
I feel like you've done this.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, let's see there. We all just say keywords jail.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Okay, you said enough? Is that in your description? Nope?
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Hold on. After a perfect outing with her boyfriend, Kenna
makes an unbearable mistake that sends her to prison for
seven years.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Oh jail, Yeah, I'll just messing with.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Hoping to rebuild her life. After her release, she tries
to reunite with her daughter, but her custodial grandparents refusal.
A Kennessee or she soon finds unexpected compassion from a
local bar owner, as their secret romance gives Kenna hope
for a second chance. So that's the movie. Lady's in it,
so go see it. It says best experience in a
theatrical setting because it brings to life the words of
(29:52):
the page from the best selling book from Colleen Hoover.
Has she written other things you read? Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, she's the writer of the Blake Ively drama with
Justin It ends with Us?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh so yes, that's called those. That's her genre. Her
books are great. I got into She's who I started
to just always pick up at the airport. Like if
you're in the airport bookstore and you see a Colleing
Hoover book, it's like great to grab reminders of him.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You get tickets now for Universal Pictures reminders of him
in theaters Friday rated, pg. Thirteen. Good luck to Laney.
That's pretty cool. It's pretty cool to see like the
people that we know and have been friends with, like
doing big things.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's really cool.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I just want to address this very quickly. We do
have a community kitchen in the office. Yeah, and generally
if the name's written on it, you don't eat it. Generally,
if it's somebody's food in there, you just don't eat it.
I guess Morgan soll Eddie against stealing food from the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
It wasn't his, Oh food, it's not your food. It's
oat milk. Okay, there's no name on it. It's oat milk.
I was getting coffee.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Morgan goes first, Oh, sorry.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
Yes, So I've passed by the kitchen and Eddie calls
me over because he doesn't have his glasses on.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
He's like, Morgan, can you read this? And he's asking
about the expiration date on oat milk? And I was like, oh,
it's got five days left. He's like, okay, good good, And.
Speaker 9 (31:06):
As he's walking back over to pour it in his coffee,
he's like, good thing, it's not mine and he pours it.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm like, any know, it's not even that.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Of course no, I knew it wasn't mine, but that
that's the point, Like I've seen it in there for months.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Okay, this is the problem with men.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh oh god us.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, all of a sudden, I get I bet Morgan
knows what I'm gonna say, because y'all are looking at
the expiration date. But do y'all y'all know that on
things such as oat milk, almond milk, milk, if you
open it, you have seven to ten days to drink it.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
That's absolutely true.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Go get the bottle, Go get the bottle, thank you,
then seventeen days to consume it once the seal has
been broken. And so he's saying it's been in there
for you, like so good been broken from he Well,
that's what we don't. That's the tell.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
He hasn't broken the steal. He just sees it in there,
open and drinks it.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Well, so that's what he doesn't know. So he's drinking this.
It's not his.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
But the I'm fired up you said all men was
a little I'm a little defense. I'm not going into
the fridge and getting anybody's food, so I'd like to
remove myself from that.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Okay, well, okay, Well this is the problem with Eddie
is he's a man. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
There's your milk, and look how full it is. It's
so full.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay, it's also n f y. What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (32:24):
Not for you? Do you walk me right into that?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Hold on, okay, hold on, I do need my glasses.
It's on the bottom where okay, shake.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Well to the bottom bottle.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Hey, this problem. It's always trying to shake stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, I see the expiration date here. Okay, but shake well, perishable,
keep refrigerated, enjoy within seven to ten days of opening.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
What was it already open when you had it? Yeah?
This thing's been in there for months.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:57):
Or it could be a new bottle and they just
keep placing.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's it's a new bottle that keeps getting replaced. It's
not yours, it's somebody else's.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
No, like all I've seen the same bottle in there
for months.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Okay, well it's definitely been bad.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You're telling me that, and I drank it.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yes, so seven days after even though it says the
shelf life on this thing is.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Like two years if you don't open it, know all
the things that it says.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
It says on the bottle.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
That's sort of what I meant about men. Like y'all
don't know.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Details like that, but probably let's do some women stuff.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Okay, I can't drive. Hey, here's here's the thing about women.
Go ahead, can't drive. Okay, you know he's think about women.
Can't drive, Eddie, always nagging women. Yeah, here's thinking about women.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Skincare routine to take less than three hours, always about women.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Here's the thing about women.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Always after your money.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
It's always it's always a linear Yeah, okay, so but
this can be a public service announcement that And he's why.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
Are you drinking hot milk? By the way, almond milk
or milk? Yeah, I don't drink regular milk for my
coffee in general. Yeah, like I see, like I mean,
I am, but I just fight through it. Then you're not. No,
Then you're not bull crap. That's bull craft.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
You're not you aren't tolerant and you fight through it
because that makes me sound like a way I know.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
I know that's no. I will not allow that. I'm
not saying your ear win.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
But every time I do drink milk, it gets like,
oh it hurts. I get cramps like stem of cramps.
But then I fight through it. I think, to me,
a scoop of ice cream is worth that. If you dude,
that's so annoying, he says that, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
It's sort of it's disrespectful people that have true Now
let's do this.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Here's all the way, all the way around the room. Okay,
should we throw that bottle out? Yes, but it's not ours.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
So we have no idea like.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
No, throw it out and see if it gets replaced.
That's in and he'll know that. Hey, I'm free to
use it.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
M M.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Let's just put it back where it was. It's not our.
I think, what, Oh, now it's not yours. Let's respect
who now.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think you should throw if you think it's been existing.
I think we should keep other people from getting sick.
That's my vote. You guys can do whatever you want
with it.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
I drank it yesterday. I'm not sick. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, well you might. It doesn't doesn't mean you're guaranteed
gonna get sick, but I just wouldn't risk it. There's
a reason why, it says, and this particular brand is
really nice, like meaning it has as few ingredients as possible.
When something has few ingredients, it's luxury, like this is expensive.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
That's why. That's why I was doing it here.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
It comes to work to have the expensive sho Okay,
you can decide what to do with the bottle. Don't
drink it if it ain't yours. You're not lactose intolerant.
All the stuff about women, we were just kidding. And
we didn't even get to the Mexican wins and the rector.
For the record, that was just a joke because that's
Mexican Bobby Boon Show.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
Sorry today, this story comes us from Las Vegas, Nevada.
A man from Canada was staying at the Flamingo hote
Tell on the strip and he was like, hey, they
got a flamingo exhibit. So five am, after a few drinks,
he broke into the exhibit, went and played with the flamingos. Says, man,
you know what I should do. I should take one
(36:13):
of these back to my room. So he picked it up,
carried it through the casino, up the elevator, and took
it to his room.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Wonder if it's pink. Oh yeah, it's pink. Pink, like pink, pink, pink,
it's pink. Because that did so wild. He s someone
in it, and there's a guy.
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Like there's pictures of him in the elevator and some
random guys with him, just going what in the world.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Well, the guy's shirtless too. Oh boy, there's just a
lot of things that don't Matt.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
It's a long night.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Once we were in Vegas doing fantasy football draft and
there was a guy playing the accordion Hey for tips,
and they paid that much money, came to our room and.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Played oh and once we got out there were like,
all right.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
We llan you one song. So he just kept playing
the song on. We tipped him hundreds of dollars and
they were like, all right, Jesus, thanks king, job has done.
I said, thank you, great job. All right, I'm much bugs.
Speaker 7 (37:03):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
All right, voicemail, let's get it.
Speaker 13 (37:08):
Tear me out.
Speaker 12 (37:09):
Trade prom dress is to share up diet. A friend
who has a dress, you like, trade with her or
everybody bring their dresses and you guys try on all
each others and then you get a new prom dress
that somebody wore last year. So what you don't have
to pay for it? Just an idea.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I love that. That's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
So this is in reference to what we're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, I think just prom dresses came up and I
was singing of her dress last year and it was
so pretty and like, where else is she going to
wear it again? So I was like, Oh, have you
wear it the prom again this year?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Was she thinking she would do that? Or was that
you thinking?
Speaker 16 (37:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (37:42):
I thought she was like, oh I'm gonna be like
environment unconscious or got it?
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Yeah, got it?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (37:47):
No, I think it was me. But yeah, that's a
good idea if the girls would get on board with that.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Do you know my mother in law has a massive
prom dress store, Yeah, Glory in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
I don't mean that in a bad way, but it's
it's it's like in a town in Oklahoma that people
drive from everywhere. It's crazy. And they started that just
because I say massive. It's a small store, but they
do such business there. Really, it's unbelievable. People drive in
from Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Do you get Prome dresses?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
It's prom dresses, homecoming dresses.
Speaker 8 (38:25):
They just wow, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
It's unbelievable at the job. And I don't think I've
ever mentioned in the show. And they don't need the advertisement,
but yeah, they really do. It's in It's in Vyanne, Oklahoma.
Tried to buy a Sonic there once.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
Didn't work.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Somebody else owned the territory.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
Ah, but they don't have us, but they didn't build it.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, and they wouldn't sell us the territory. I know. Uh, yeah,
it's a great, it's it's a cool. Then they bought Yeah, anyway,
let's see give me the next one.
Speaker 16 (38:55):
Hi, this is Mackenzie from Ohio and the weather has
just been sodarm a full the last few days. I've
been rolling my windows down, opening my sun room and
do you know what songs that I put on my
seekers Vacation Vices and RAYMONDO don't get stop Fomo from Instagram.
Imagine those noodles are acatamaran and just float.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
So within the bloats.
Speaker 16 (39:17):
They call me Bobby Bone Sis and Ray move don't
booto yoo.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Holy crap, Ray?
Speaker 8 (39:24):
How cool is that?
Speaker 2 (39:25):
What's singing your song back? Yeah? It's even cooler is
when you get that mailbox money.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
You still getting it? You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah,
easily every quarter there's stuff coming in? What stuff? Uh?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
God?
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Not like not like six figures. I mean it's not
like I never thought that what is due?
Speaker 8 (39:44):
I mean it's not that much.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Even if it's like thirty bucks? It's cool to eighty seven?
Speaker 1 (39:50):
I thinks, Oh, I thought he meant two hundred.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I thought he meant two hundred as well. I was
gonna be like, dang, that's good. What do you what
do you mean two dollars and eighty seven sent?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah? How about right?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
It's funny that Bobby and I's rains both went two hundred,
and y'all's brains both went.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Two dollars well, because like Bobby and I, we have
rag idiot stuff and like man, when that check comes in.
What's crazy is sometimes the old house that we used
to live in, the check goes there, and they'll they'll
text and be like, hey, we have mail for you.
I'm like, here we go payday and I open it up.
It's like fourteen dollars and ninety seven cents.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Oh you get checks?
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, that's cool, good direct. I guess you must.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yes, you should tell me when you get checks because
I don't even know. I'm just interested. That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
You know which one was good? Wash your hands during coked? Really?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yes, that's cool.
Speaker 8 (40:40):
We got some money for that one.
Speaker 2 (40:42):
It's no ray Katamaran, Ray Moon, don't get that faum
mo from Instagram. Imagine these noodles are a Kadamaran and
just go go with the flow. They call me Bobby
Bone siss and Ray Moon don't Moon.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
No nice?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
And if you want to stream that? What is that
called vacation? And then we did a Vacation Part two
but wasn't even close as as successful. Do you ever
do staycation? Well, we also want to do baby cation.
We had a lot of them we were going to
do in the pipeline. Well, they did Vacation part two.
No staycation, no I know, but they did Vacation part two.
I think they quit.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
That was it?
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah, because they wasn't a hit, so they thought it
was a totally different vibe.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
Though it wasn't abby on that one.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
That's maybe why oh no.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
She sank the ship. No, I just think I think
it was two things. I think it was a different
vibe and I think that you know, they kind of
shot their load on the first one because that was
the big thing. That was the big thing. It was
like Ray Mundo's got a song and they shot a
load and the second one came out and it wasn't
as strong. Yeah, now, because the song wasn't as good,
(41:47):
I think I liked the second one even better.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
How did that one go?
Speaker 13 (41:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Wasn't Ray Moon as ray HiT's the same part? I
think staycation would be good. Yeah, I get a hit up,
dott he has two kids now or what'd you call
the other one? Baby cation? But then we never had
the babies, so.
Speaker 8 (42:06):
You have twenty four yeah, yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
Guys still have those.
Speaker 8 (42:10):
We do.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
We pay every year for them and explain that to
our audience. So my wife, before she got her fallopian
tubes and uterus removed, we froze her eggs and she
got those removed. Because there is a chance for cancer.
That pretty much eliminates the chance for cancer for a
female in that part of her body. So we did that,
which was a good idea, and so we froze the
eggs and she was able to get twenty three eggs,
(42:33):
which is a crazy amount. And then we just put
them at Vanderbilt and they hold them every year in
the freezer. And then I would have to go in
and do my thing, and then it would be an
embryo and then that we would place that in a
female and then she would have our kid. So that's
the process. But right now they're just frozen eggs.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Correct, Yeah, a female.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I've heard some people say that female is like not
an appropriate thing to say.
Speaker 1 (43:01):
What are you sunna say woman?
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I don't know, but i've seen more people like, don't
call them females and if I and I have been
and it's hopefully it's not one of these things. Ten
years later canceled for saying, crap, you didn't even know
what's wrong.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I feel like I've heard that too. It never quite
you're right, let's look that up because I have heard that.
It just never resonated with me like that sort of stuff, doesn't,
is it?
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Because the word male is in there and we're just
putting a fee in front.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Now, I think it's because no, I don't know what
it is. I've just I've not stopped because I just
say it so naturally.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah, female, But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Man, Mike, would you mind looking that up real quick?
Just why are people saying not to say female? Okay,
here we go use Okay, I'm not gonna say I'm
subscribing to this or not, so let me finish it first.
Using females and now, and to describe a woman is
sometimes considered defensive because it reduces people to their biological sex,
similar to how animals are classified, rather than acknowledging them
(43:55):
as human beings.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
So this is what I would.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Say to that, and who knows in the future, I'm
get canceled for this. But if you're saying male, you're
doing the same thing to a dude.
Speaker 8 (44:04):
Oh we can still say male.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, no, I'm saying by that this logic.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Well, I'm sure that they have the same logic for.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
That's what I would say. So I still say male
and female.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
I still say by the fact that now I see
why I blew past that years ago when it was
a thing, because that just doesn't it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 8 (44:23):
The animal comparison kind of threw me off, Like what like.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Referring to women as females can make them feel like
specimens or animals rather than individuals. Okay, I can't. I
obviously can't affect how people feel, and I hope people
don't feel that way. But I would just think the
same would be then for males, where my male's whining
about this, that's equally wine. Don't call me a male,
call me a mother dude. Okay, okay, so you do that,
or a boss, yes, Okay. The voicemails if you want
(44:51):
to leave them. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, all right,
a voicemail hit it.
Speaker 13 (44:57):
Hey, Bobby, my husband's turning fifty two. We have twin
thirteen year old boy. Dad don't grow up. He has
the same sense of humor as thirteen year old boys.
We saw a car in a drive through with a
wiener dog, and he told my boys to yell out
the window, Hey, nice wiener. So I enjoyed Fatherhead.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
I was talking about last night because I didn't make
the joke, but I said, I asked the show. I said, Hey,
I feel like I'm not growing up because here's what
I thought, And I would have said and it was
very inappropriate on the podcast, very inappropriate. I just think
that word is funny. It's there's a singer called Dido,
and it's a word that's like dido. Remember the word?
I said, I'm not gonna say it on the broadcast
part of the show. Do you not remember?
Speaker 8 (45:37):
No, But I know what the word sounds like, dido.
I get it now.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
He said, Oh my.
Speaker 8 (45:40):
Good, I know the rhyme. I don't remember you saying
that rhyme.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
I said, too. Oh my gosh, were you on the
cruise yesterday?
Speaker 8 (45:48):
Oh my god, it's still in islands.
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
But if you check out the podcast you can hear
we do a whole part two part of the show,
and I was talking about how I'm getting to be
more and more of an adult, yet it's not changing.
I still think the same eighth grade stuff, fifth grade
stuff is so funny. So good to know, Hey, nice wiener,
that kind of funny. And we will see you guys
tomorrow tomorrow show. Jody Messina is in pretty excited about that,
(46:13):
all right, by everybody.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
The Body Bone Show, The.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang by
read Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
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