Bobby found a story about women dating men 10 years younger, so we need Amy’s official age range for the guys she’s willing to date. She also opens up about where things stand with dating someone new. Then we battle over Bobby’s Top 10 Country Artists of the 2000s. And finally, a show member gets exposed for doing something absolutely disgusting involving the work bathroom and their morning drink. You really don’t want to know. Gross!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, biggest artists in country music from 2000 to 2010.
Yesterday we did the 90s and Eddie and Amy tied.
You guys both had 8 out of 10.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We did. I asked AI, name the best country artists
2000 to 2010. Now this has to do from touring
and radio number ones and albums. Just generally, biggest, awards. Eddie,
you got 10 there on your sheet. Let's see how
many you get.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Go.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's start with Mr.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Keith Urban at number two.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes!
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Solid.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I feel like there's going to be a lot
of doubles from the 90s game, so I'm going to
go with Tim McGraw being one of those doubles.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
At number three, moved up a bunch of spots, Tim McGraw.
Let's go. In the 2000s, he was rocking.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And then his buddy, too. You know, his buddy, too,
Kenny Chesney, has got to be on this list.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They say he owns the decade. Kenny Chesney, number one. Wow!
So far, number one, Chesney, two, Urban, three, McGraw. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And then also on the old list and the new list,
give me the Chicks.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Or did they fall off?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They did not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
They're not considered one of the big ten for that decade.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Dang, dang, dang.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So then I'm wondering if my next one is going
to make that same. Shania.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Did she peak in the 90s?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A.I. does not have it as one of the top ten. Dude,
this could be where it goes bad for me. Lone Star,
are they on the list?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, my gosh. They had one of the biggest songs ever.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
They did.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, I got a couple bands here. Rascal Flatts. Number seven.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes!
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm back, baby. You cannot tell the story of the
2000s without Bless the Broken Road. Is that what A.I. says?
What hurts the most. No, that's what I'm saying. My wish...
The story of 2000. That's what B.I.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Says.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, I got another band. The Zac Brown Band.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Chicken Fry, man. That was... 2000 to 2010, the biggest
band's artist?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Taylor Swift. It's a big song. Taylor Swift, number 10. Now,
and Swift, she only had five years to work with. Okay.
But by the end of the decade, they say she
completely changed the trajectory of country music. Yeah. Taylor Swift.
How many more do you have on your list? One more. Okay,
so you have five. Max, you can get six.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is a Hail Mary, man.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't think he's on the list, but gosh, he
had some jams.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Give me Joe Nichols.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Joe freaking Nichols.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't think five's going to be bad, though. You
don't think so? I think Amy's going to dominate. Maybe. Maybe, maybe.
Five out of ten. You can go ahead and bring
Amy in. That's not a good one. You got Chesney, Urban, McGraw, Flats,
and Taylor. Definitely a little harder.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There was one repeat you didn't get. Oh, there was one? Mm-hmm.
We'll see if she gets it. Only one more repeat, though.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The fact that yesterday you missed, you know. Oh, yeah. Okay,
here's a complaint. You got to be quiet. Oh, can
you open the door for her? Oh, she's locked out? Yeah,
she's locked out. Safety first here. Here we go. All right,
there she is. Okay. How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Okay, this one was more difficult than the 90s. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
2000 to 2010. Hey, what a decade, huh?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What a decade.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I won't say how many Eddie got. What do you have?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Just go?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Number 10, Taylor Swift. And hers was only in
a five-year span, but yeah, she made number 10.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Rascal Flatts.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Number seven, Rascal Flatts. Solid. You're on a roll here.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Eddie did not get that one. Also, Carrie didn't arrive
until 2005, but she hit hard and constant. So she's
at number six on the list.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah. Blake Shelton. No.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What? That's your first miss.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
When did he come on the scene?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Bro, I just have down right here what's in front
of me. Bro. I asked AI what are the best
country artists, and they factored in everything. Number ones, ticket sales, awards.
I don't know what else, but that's it.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Okay, so this is where it gets tricky because some
people from the 90s, I don't really know what to
do about them. But George Strait was still huge in
the early 2000s.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Who are you guessing?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
George Strait.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Number eight, George Strait. He was the one. Eddie didn't
guess that one?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No. Also a crossover from the 90s would be Tim McGraw.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Correct. At number three, Tim McGraw. Live Like You Were Dying.
My Little Girl, if you're reading this. Probably something like that, too.
Fu Manchu is Live Like You Were Dying.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
But I know.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh, okay. So far, you have one, two, three, four, five. Okay,
you have five. I think you've only missed one.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
This is hard because, again, this is another crossover, but
I just have to go with it because I know
in college, early 2000s, I was.
I mean, oh, but shoot, I didn't take into consideration
the controversy around them in the 2000s. Go ahead. The
Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Because they got canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Dang it, they got canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm going to tell you right now, Eddie has five.
You get one more, you take the lead. All right.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Well, you know who I was introduced to in about,
I think it was like 2004. He was opening for
George Strait. Dierks Bentley.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Good guess, though. How many more do you have on
your list?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I don't know. How many have I said?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm not keeping up. Well, where's Dierks?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Well, I didn't. I'm not doing them on order because
I wrote Taylor down last and I wanted to say
her first.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But how many names do you have left?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Which ones haven't I said?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Oh, I know. I think I have one left.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Only one? Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I said George Strait.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did I say?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Did I say Kenny Chesney? No. I have him.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Kenny Chesney, number one. Yes. Amy takes the lead. And
just like that.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And then now I have one more.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Which one have I not said yet? I really should
have read these in order.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Just do a double. No. She's not late anyway. And
trust me, he ain't getting six.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Who do I got left? Oh, I got it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Odds Lunchbox goes Jared Neiman. Oh, that's a good one though.
He likes that donkey song. Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Lady Antebellum.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No. Oh. You did take the lead though. Good job, Amy.
Kenny Chesney at one. McGraw at three, Carey, Flats, George Strait,
and Taylor Swift. Dude, Carey. I forgot about Carey. She
may be the winner of the Country Music Championship. Okay.
If you don't mind bringing Lunchbox in, go come in
screaming about something. He wanted to change answers last minute yesterday.
(06:57):
They blocked him. Come on, bro. All right. Here he is.
All right. Where's your list?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I got it in my sweatshirt, man.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Before we go live, I've got a question.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, we are live. Okay. You keep doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
When I'm out there and I come up with a name,
can I change it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, just like yesterday. We can go to the panel here.
Do you want to change it? No. No, just like yesterday. Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Since Amy voted no, then I don't want to bring
up the trauma, but Amy did not go in an
isolation booth. She sat out here where you can still
hear her.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh, I didn't hear her.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I was talking to Morgan. I couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, I don't know about that, Bones.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Morgan and I were talking about salsa. I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I know about that. I trust the guy standing right there.
There's no way.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I know you trust them, but you trust her.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Nobody said you had to go outside.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I didn't say... I even said... You said go
where you can't hear.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I didn't hear.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
He's just mad because yesterday he didn't get to change. Okay, Lunchbox,
what do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right, so there are 10 here. Best from 2000
to 2010. What do you got?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I will say it took me a hard... Long time
to come up with ten people.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Take a hard time?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
A hard long time.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Tim McGraw, Live Like You're Dying. Tim McGraw, correct. Yes!
Speaker 2 (08:03):
One.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Ah, you know, before he cheats, Carrie Underwood!
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Two.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Eddie didn't get that one.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh, man, guys, she came out with this song called
Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift!
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Three.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, I'm on fire!
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Now I'm done.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That was it?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, there was a song called Amaze. Don't know when
it came out, but it was a band called Lone Star.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Eddie guessed Lone Star.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wrong, but Eddie guessed it too.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Good idea. No idea when this girl came on the scene.
Give me Miranda Lambert.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No. No, that's a solid answer. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I have no idea when she started. Give me George Strait.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Correct. Yep. That's four.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
How many? He has four?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yep. Eddie only got five, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh, well.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
If you get one more, you can tie.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm going to tie you right here.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Martina McBride.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Great guess.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You know what I like me? A redneck woman. Give
me Gretchen Wilson.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh. You like you a redneck woman? Yeah. How many
more do you have left?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I have two.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay. So if you get both, you'll beat Eddie and
you'll tie Amy.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You need both.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh, well.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I probably don't have it. give me a little boom
boom luke bryan.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No too early i.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Don't think he was born yet i i had no
idea and then uh this guy had a song back
then had a mullet give me uh.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Blake shelton no amy guessed it too then wanted to
fight me when i said no he was around can
i tell you who i missed what do you mean
a name you came up with yeah when i was
out there go Because I saw a pool next door,
and I was like, man, you know who likes the water?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That'd have been number one.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Dang it!
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Dang! If we just would have let you do that.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If you let me switch two days in a row,
I'd have this! Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Our winner is Amy.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Eddie, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Wow. Amy is our champion. I'll read you all of
them here.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I mean, guys, I've been a country fan my whole life.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Why is this weird?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Should there be an asterisk because of what Lunchbox talked about?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No. Who even knows what he's up to? You know
he's always up to no good.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I mean, you can ask the classroom. They saw her
sitting out there.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Ask them. Do research.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay. you guys are just saying things now. Number one,
Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Number two, Keith Urban. Oh, man.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Keith Urban, was that early? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Number three, Tim McGraw. Number four, nobody got, Toby Keith. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Dang it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Number five, Brad Paisley.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He dominated that. Number six, Carrie Underwood. Number seven, Rascal Flatts.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh, that's a band.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Number eight, George Strait. Number nine, nobody got this one.
It was a repeat. Alan Jackson.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Again?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
He had songs in there?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, Where Will You, Drive, Remember When, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere.
And number 10, Taylor Swift. Amy is our winner.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Eddie, silver, lunchbox, bronze. He's just happy he got a medal.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
All right, good job. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
If there's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Had, send it in to the mailbag. I'm going to
let you handle this one, Amy. This is right up
your alley. Okay. Hello, Bobby Bones. Do you think it's
okay to unfollow friends on social media if seeing their
posts just makes you feel worse about your own life?
Sign scrolling and spiraling.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh, you don't have to unfollow them. You can just
mute them.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I do that sometimes.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And then that makes it easy. They don't know that
you're not watching their stuff, and then there's not this
awkward feeling. Now, if you don't mind that and you
just want to unfollow, that's a clear cut. But if
you just want to go under the radar with it,
mute them.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Don't. purposefully keep things around you that make you feel
worse period do not allow negativity or things that allow
you to feel negative to be in your space if
they don't have to be why would you do that
to yourself you easily can mute i got like seven
people muted that think i follow them and sometimes i
(11:57):
just unfollow.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
A couple i just block and they know when you
block them No, but if they go to your page,
they can't find it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh, really? Yeah, because you don't get a letter in
the mail. Hey, you've been blocked. If you go search
for it, it doesn't even come up. So with this,
it's more so than just social media. If you're electing
to have something in your life that makes you feel
worse for any reason, that's on you. You're doing that
(12:26):
to yourself. Do not do that to yourself. Rid yourself
of it. Now, there are certain things in our lives
we can't rid ourselves of. I'm not talking about those.
But people you follow on social media, maybe people in
your friend group. If you electively have somebody in your
circle or that you follow that makes you feel worse
(12:47):
about yourself, GTFO. You know what that means?
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Good.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
But it's really just... P-T-M-B.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, no. P-T-M-B?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
P-T-M-B.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Please tell me... Nope. Play the mind... P-T-M-B. Put the
money in the bag. Ooh. You're robbing banks? That's pretty good.
What the heck?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, it's press the mute button.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah, mute.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Mute's the way to go. But also, you've got to
mute their stories, too, because sometimes their stories don't pop
up after you muted them, and you're like, don't mind
if I do, and you're like, no! I feel bad again.
I feel bad again.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Why would there.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You have to mute all the.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Different areas? Yeah, feed and mute story.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh, nice.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay. Yeah, there you go. Okay, scrolling and spiraling.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get rid of them. All right, that's it. Close it. Okay,
Lunchbox wants to do a bit called Amy is Disgusting.
Would anyone else like to hear this bit? Sure. Okay.
How about you?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay, welcome to the bit called Amy is Disgusting. And
leading this bit will be Lunchbox. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yes, Amy, we've all seen her little cup of coffee
that she comes in with that metal straw. It doesn't
have a lid.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You think it's disgusting to not have a lid. Not
really that big a deal to me. The only problem
is we walk to the bathroom and I watch Amy
walk in the bathroom with her coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And I'm like, what are you doing? Like, you guys
think I'm gross. That is absolutely disgusting. I saw it
two days in a row and I was like, okay,
we got to talk about this.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay, all of our stalls have doors and we have
a couch.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, that doesn't matter, Amy. And what is a couch?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
And it's not even near. I lay it down on
the couch bench thingy right when you walk in. It's
nowhere near any of the restrooms. Like our bathroom's huge.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
All the poop air?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Doesn't care there's a couch.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, no, there's doors.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It goes over doors.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Women aren't doing that in there.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Women aren't doing what in there?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Not at our office.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Number two, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So, okay, what I do, if I have a drink,
I leave it out on the table. I don't take
it into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I sometimes do that. Then I sometimes forget, and I
just carry it in, and I set it down. It's
not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But you're like Miss Organic Healthy.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, organic. It's organic matter, you know?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is that gross?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I mean, hearing it back, it's a little gross.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Amy, I'm shocked that you do that because that is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
But y'all are acting as if I'm taking it into
the stall and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You're taking it into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
And guys, to be clear.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The bathroom's one big stall. It's just with a bunch
of toilets in it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
But like with actual doors that shut. It's not even
like a.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You're acting like the doors are blocking all the air.
Are there air that can go above and below the doors?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, but does it make its way to the front? Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Like over by the sinks and the mirror.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
When the grossest guy on the show is calling you
out for something gross.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Right.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's pretty gross. I get it.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And in the end, we learn something, but also we
judge someone. And that's what we're all about on this show.
Don't take your gross cup into the bathroom, we'd say.
I won't. Ugh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
He does not really care. He's being dramatic.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You got poop drink.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You drink poop drink? Is that what we call it
now every morning?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, poop drink.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh, Amy's got poop drink. Wait. Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Bonehead.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
This story comes to us from Washington. A 35-year-old man
was on the way to the movies and he pulls
up at a railroad crossing and the arms come down.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Sorry, train's coming. He's like, man, if I wait for
this train, I'm going to be late for the movie.
So he drove around the little arms. Boom! Got hit
by the train.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
How do you not look, though?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You shouldn't drive around the arms. I grew up. In
a town where there was a train that went through
every day twice. A sawmill. So it wasn't like a
get on, choo-choo, we're taking you to a new city.
Just hauling sawmill around. Solid chips and two by fours.
But we knew when the train was coming through, but
even if the arms went down and it was way,
way down there, you could still go around. Yeah. Small
town too, but you looked.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Because how long was the train?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It was very, very, very long. Right, so you're going
to lose. 20 minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
20 minutes, easy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But, and you shouldn't go around sticks, but.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
If you look and it's... Maybe their depth perception is off.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Then don't drive. Then you shouldn't even be having a license.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Also, trains go faster than they look.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's true. In Mountain Pine, they didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It was very slow because we were at the mill,
so it didn't have any speed built up. But they
had a light, right? Like in the front, if it's dark?
It didn't run at night. Okay. It was daytime only. Yes.
I did this the other day. Remember I told you?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You went around the arms?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was going to run.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, I just beat the arm. The arm was coming down,
and I was like, you know what?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have time. Did you look and see if there
was a train coming? Yeah, there was a train coming. But,
I mean, it was far away. Was it around the bend?
It was definitely around the bend. But, man, I made it.
I would have missed the podcast for sure. Dang. You
probably hadn't done that since you don't know when. Don't
know when.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Dang.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Do you know that song? Mm-mm. Here the train a-coming.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Folsom County Brews. Close. You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Oh, coming around the bend.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, that's Bonehead. I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Lamont Landers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's his second time being here. Lamont Landers, everybody. Man,
it's like I watched it turn into a butterfly from
a caterpillar. That's it, man. But you're always good. You're always, like,
really good. I was talking to your guys. I said,
this isn't Lamont's first time up here because I saw
him on TikTok. I was like, you're so good. Please
drive up and play on our show. So it's great
to see you again. Thanks for having me, man. Now
it's blown... it's like real life blowing up. Like I
(18:28):
saw you play the Opry. Yes, sir. Yeah. How was
it the Grand Ole Opry for you? I was crazy, man.
It was surreal.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I got to sing with Vince Gill and, um, he
was super complimentary. It's just, it's very surreal. It makes
no sense.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It does make sense because you're so good. Like you,
you just, you just, I don't even know how to
say it. Like you're just a real authentic thing. When
did it start happening for you With like legitimate people going, hey, Lamont,
we believe in you and want to invest in you.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Shortly after my appearance on your show, you know, a
multitude of things started happening. This appearance in conjunction with,
you know, Questlove, the drummer of The Roots and, you know,
the leader of Jimmy Fallon's band. He reposted one of
my covers and Dave Cobb saw it and reached out
and signed me to his imprint, Lucille Records.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Dang.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's crazy. Whenever you get a call like that, because
sometimes at the NFL draft, people will prank their friends
and be like, we want to draft you third. Are
you going, is this really Dave Cobb or is this
like a joke? It would have broke my heart if it.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Was a joke.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
But no, it was a real deal, man. And he
flew me and my manager out to Savannah. And yeah,
Dave's just, he's changed my life.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So how's it been musically for you? Because you're in
with a bunch of like legit players now. Last time
you came in by yourself and just like crushed it.
But now you get to hire real players. I've been playing.
I've been rocking with these guys. For how long? I've
been playing with Draven for like 10 years. So he
brought the guys with him then. Yeah, juju. for four years,
Alex and I for 10 years, and Pat 10 years.
(19:53):
You guys all from Alabama, around Alabama, south? Where are
you guys all from? All over? You're North Carolina? We're
all from the same hometown.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh, really?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah. Man, well, we can keep talking, but I'd love
for you to play something. I'd love to play one
for you. Would you play the new song?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay, so this is Lonely Girl. And so did Stapleton
write this?
Speaker 6 (20:13):
He did.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay, so Chris Stapleton wrote this song. This is Lamont Landers,
full bands here. He's going to play Lonely Girl. I'm
going to be quiet whenever you guys are ready. Oh,
I'm sorry. We can't post the live performance on the podcast, but.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
If you go to our YouTube page, you can watch
it there or.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Maybe listen live.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Okay. All right.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Now back to the podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't curse, but if I did, I'd say, holy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So that's Lamont Landers. You've come a long way as
far as, now you look cool too. Let's be honest.
Because what would happen is on TikTok, you'd go and
you'd see this red hair guy. You'd plan it up
a little bit. Like, look how nerdy I am, but
also then hear me sing. But now you kind of
like fit the vibe too. Thanks, man. The infrastructure is
(21:16):
definitely quite a big part of that. And by that,
you mean you can afford clothes? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
free clothes help. Yeah. Yeah, man, thank you. I appreciate that.
Are you getting to play a bunch of shows on
the road?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah, we got a tour coming up in September, doing
a bunch of dates across the Southeast, playing the Otis
Redding Festival. I get to sing Otis Redding songs for
the Otis Redding family, which is a huge honor. And
I did that last year, and they're the best. Yeah, man,
it's all moving and shaking, and I'm living the dream.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I should say that song, Lonely Girl, was written by
Stapleton and Jesse Frazier, who's a family friend. And if
I don't say Jesse Frazier, he will punch me in
the face. That's right. Because his wife and my wife
are close friends, too. Man, that's really good. I know
it's really good, but that's really good. And we get
a lot of really good people. Do you feel like
when you come to Nashville, like people are, are you
get to play here much in town?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I mean, I used to, I used to slug it
out in the clubs up here a lot and doing
the four hour gigs and stuff back in the day.
I don't as much anymore, but I still do from
time to time.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
They got to like be intimidated by you. Like if
I moved to Nashville and I see a guy playing
in a small club and he sings like that, I
think I go back home. I just turn my car around.
I drive home. I don't feel that way at all. Man,
there's a lot of talented individuals in the city.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah, but I don't know if you hear yourself like
we hear you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't. I tend to not think I sound very
good at all. But if you do, that's all that matters.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The clip that I see sometimes still is your Apollo clip.
It's so funny because you walk out there and they're like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And then you hit them. I don't know if it
was like, ha, ha.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ha, ha.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Okay, like, ha, ha. I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah. I was like, what is this? Less ha, ha, like,
what is this? Kind of like, what is this? Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
I'll give you that. And then you melt their faces off. Yeah.
I think that's one of my favorite clips because it
just shows you, like, you don't even really know what
you got. Not just you in general, but, like, art
in general. For sure, man. Like, you don't know what's
underneath whenever it comes to art. Never judge a book
by its cover. Right. people often saying to you, it's
(23:09):
hard for you to do your kind of music, which
is kind of like a soul R & B, a
little bit of country. It's hard to define it, but like,
you can't do that. You don't, you're a red hair guy.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I think, man, I think it's been, you know, as
a kid, I hated the way I looked, you know,
I feel like a lot of people feel that way
when they're kids, but I mean, I really did just
having red hair.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You're like, man, this is not fun.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Uh, but you know, it ended up being like my
greatest asset in a way, you know, it's like, um,
Because I look this way, the bar is so low
that if I'm just a little bit above that bar,
it's amazing. But no, the Apollo thing is crazy. To
do the Apollo and the Opry, I looked that up.
There's like maybe 50 people in the history of time
that have done both things. So it's crazy. He was
(23:50):
there for that. And it's special, man, to play both
those places. It's just kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
crazy. Tell me about your Grand Ole Opry experience. It
was amazing.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Again, Vince Gill, got to sing with him, and he's
just like the nicest human being in the world. I
had done background vocals on a song of his, and
my mom is such a big fan. When I was
a kid, a baby even, he was the first concert
that I went to, you know? And so I told
him that when I was talking on the phone, and
he's like, well, bring your mom with you. And I
was like, no, he doesn't mean that. And I called
(24:23):
him back the day before and I was like if
it's cool I'm really gonna bring my mom he said
bring her with you so my mom got to hang
out with Vince Gill and talk to him while I'm
doing these background vocals and it's just amazing man again
I pinch myself at the opportunities that I've had this
being one of them this was kind of like a
the catalyst for a lot of things so.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well you're being very nice by saying that it was
gonna happen for you regardless and I don't know that
this played a role at all but I remember again
I'm jaded because I get to see everything in a
great way I get to see everything and I get
to see it up close and I get to see
it acoustic and know what's real and what's not And
then to watch you sing and just be like, hey,
because I just messaged you. I was like, hey, you
should come up and play the show. I've been blown away.
I've been following you ever since. So I'm looking at
(25:02):
your tour dates here. All these guys go with you? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Man, that's got to be cool, huh? Yeah, we pack
into a van and just slug it out. Where are
you from in Alabama? Decatur, Alabama. So I'm just like
an hour and a half, hour 45, straight down I-65.
Do you ever go karaoke and just grab?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What is your go-to? I like the dip, man. Again,
I like old school stuff.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I mean, occasionally I'll do like Justin Timberlake or something
that's just like fun.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
You know, like dark into the street. Actually, lately I've
been doing Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer. It's kind of been my go-to. Oh,
that is a jam, too.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
That's funky, too.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
And I like to do like the white man can't
jump kind of thing, like where, again, you walk on
stage and people think you suck and maybe get some
side hustles going on.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Walk outside with a math book. Yeah, for sure, yeah.
A pickleball paddle and you're like, oh, what's this microphone here?
I've never sung before.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh, man, you're killing it. It's so cool. Would you
do a Stevie Wonder song for us? Yeah, man. All right,
what are you going to do here? We're going to
do a Stevie Wonder I Wish song. All right, this
is Lamont Landers. By the way, Lamont is out, lamontlanders.com.
I'm going to read some of these shows. Macon, Nashville.
So wait, you're playing the Opry House? Yeah, I'm doing
the Opry again. They invited me back. Okay, so you're
going back. I would invite you every week. If you're
(26:14):
in town, you should just come to the Opry.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I should, man.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
If they'd have me, I'd do it. Lexington, Columbus. A
lot of the cities are shows in. Mobile, Jackson, Bloomington, Illinois, Columbia, Missouri.
Everybody at my home, Little Rock, he's playing Whitewater Tavern.
So go see Lamont Landers. All right, here he is.
Whenever you guys are ready.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
We can't post the live performance on the podcast, but if.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
You go to our YouTube page, you can watch it
there or.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Maybe listen live.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Now back to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Lamont Lander. That's live.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That is so good. Do you still, are you still
on TikTok doing stuff? Yeah, I still do the thing.
But less of the, like, oh. Less of, like, the
cover stuff, pivoting to, you know, posting the original stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Making that transition. Because it used to be you'd go
on his page and he would go, like, I'm not
lip syncing. It worked, didn't it?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
It worked.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Of course it worked. Because I would be like, okay, well,
let's see if he is. And I'd be like, nah,
he's not singing that. That's not coming out of that guy. But, man.
That's crazy. You guys are so good. You guys sound
so tight. Great job. All you guys. So much. You
guys go watch Lamont. Lamontlanders.com and go check out the tour.
And man, you got a tour. You got a song.
(27:38):
You got a record coming out next year?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
How many songs are you doing on that one? You
know yet? I think we got 10. I believe we
got 10 on the record. Is it done?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It's done.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, come back. I will, man. You don't even have
to do all this. It's so nice of you guys
to set up and sound this good. But next time,
You can just come by yourself. Just bring like a
broom with a rubber band. Yeah, a rubber band. Just
do that. There he is. You guys, go support Lamont
when he's out on the road. They sound so good.
You just heard him there. And check out his song,
Lonely Girl. There he is, the great Lamont Landers. Nice job.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's time for the good news. With Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
A woman was sitting in her office at home and
doing some work, and she looks over and she's like, oh.
There's that lottery ticket I bought seven weeks ago. I
guess I should check and see if I won. Looks,
she won $ 3. 4 million.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
That is insane.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And she's like, oh, I guess I can close my computer.
Looks like I'm going to be retiring. And she's only
been playing the lottery for six months.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Dang, I think I should look at the lottery ticket
I bought weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Her and her husband both are probably going to retire,
they said.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Of course. Oh, my goodness. Great story. That is what
it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, voicemail.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Currently, I'm 33 and adopted. And recently, I was reached
out to by my biological brother, which led to me
being contacted by my biological dad. I have never met them,
and so that was kind of a surprise. And I
was wondering if you had any advice on, I don't
know what to even say, but I thought you might
(29:23):
have some good insight on it.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah. My advice would be, do not set an expectation
on it. That's my only advice. You don't know them.
You don't know what they're about. You don't know why
they're reaching out. Could be love. Could be curiosity. Could
be they need something. They may be great people. They
may be terrible people. You don't know. Put no expectation
on it whatsoever. Yeah, I've had a similar situation where
(29:46):
I reached out to my biological father. We had lunch
and I had no expectation. And then we had no
relationship after. But I felt good about at least doing
it because I'd created like this super villain in my head.
Then after I had the lunch, I didn't feel like
that was the case. I didn't feel like it was
super villain or he was. So you for sure should
(30:07):
do it because you don't want to regret not doing
it later because this is your blood. I hesitate to
use the word family because there is a difference, but
this is your blood. Also, you can learn things if
it's your blood about your medical history. Like there are
actual things you can learn about yourself by having some
sort of relationship with them. Um, I would do it
(30:28):
and have no expectation. And what do you say? That
ain't up to you. Also, it's just going to be
awkward and feel really unnatural at the beginning anyway for everybody.
Just know that they feel weird about it too, but
weird doesn't mean bad. And also, here's where they have
the advantage. It's two on one. So they kind of
get to go uncomfortable with somebody else. I would take
somebody with you. Oh, yeah. That's interesting. Tag team. Tag
(30:50):
team champs. You have a tag team match. Take your husband,
best friend. Wife, I don't know, whatever you got. Don't
go by yourself.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Are you ever looking for an apology or an explanation?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No. Okay. No. Explanation to me, kids, 17 years old,
biological dad left. No, no, I don't need it. At
this point, I think there was probably a part of
my life where it would have been nice to go, hey,
here's why I'm not, but I get it.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Some people prioritize differently than others. It's an interesting question, though.
That's a tough one, man. What?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Because, I mean, I have adopted kids, and I just
wonder if, when that'll ever happen.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I feel that I was put in a better situation
eventually later because it all happened, though. Like, I think
there were definitely some extremely lean years when my mom
was raising me by herself, or my grandma was raising
me by herself, or they were tag teaming and raising me,
and we had nothing. But I think for us to
kind of... Dumble into Arkansas Keith. I think that was
much better than what it would have been at that
(31:57):
point had they stayed together. Yeah. So, also it made
me tough. But no, I don't need an apology. I
often wonder if I'd go to the funeral if he died.
Like if it was tomorrow. I don't feel like I
need to. But I'm not, I don't go because of anger.
But if my sister called and said I'd love for
you to come, I'd probably go. So I'm not like
so anti it. But also he's not dying that I
know of. But I think about stuff like that a
(32:19):
little bit. Man, having a baby that makes you feel
different about it. Like I don't see any way whatsoever
I could just bail. But also, I'm not 17. Right.
Different circumstances. My mom got pregnant at 15. He was
two years older than her. So it's different for sure.
But yeah, my advice to you would be no expectations.
You have to do it. Don't commit to having to
(32:42):
have them be family forever. That would be it. But
it's great they reached out.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Anything I said that you agree or disagree with?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
No, I agree with it all. And you're the only
one that has lived this So I think you're the
most equipped.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Eddie, you both have adopted kids.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yes, and one of them has started communication with their
birth mom more regularly.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
How does that feel?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I'm thankful that they have a line of communication open.
I think there's been some confusion. There's obviously some feelings
of abandonment because... With my daughter, her mom dropped her
off when she was almost six. So she remembers like
being dropped off at the orphanage. And then she has
other siblings that she's kept.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Her memory is about like mine then because I was five.
So I mean like I know what it's like to
remember that much. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
And so knowing that there were other siblings that didn't
get dropped off that she had later.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
I think she now has that line of communication to
her if she wants to ask like, why didn't you
keep me? And you kept them, then she'll have that
and have those answers. So that's stuff she's had to process.
I mean, abandonment wounds are very real.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, and I'm totally normal and adjusted, right? I'm all good.
Like nothing about me at all is bad. There's no
issues at all, right, everybody? Sarcasm helps sometimes. Humor. A
little sprinkling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to go do it,
so go do it. Just have no expectation. That would
(34:23):
be my advice. And let us know how it goes.
90 seconds on the clock. Let's see how many of
Amy's morning cornies we can get. It's Lunchbox, Eddie, and myself. Amy,
you ready?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
90 seconds. Let's go. The morning corny.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Why did the chicken get in trouble at school?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Quack.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Quacking jokes?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He kept clucking up at school.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Oh, clucking up. Showed his butt quack.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Beak. Flunked out. Why did the chicken get in trouble
at school? Foul.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Foul language.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Foul mouth.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Foul language.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
What is a pig with three eyes?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Oink.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oinkin.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Bacon.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Three eyes. Try.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Crazy bacon.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Three.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Try.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Try bacon.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Try clubs. Try pork. Porky glasses.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Cross eyes. Three eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay, say it again.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What is a pig with three eyes?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Pig with three eyes. Oink. Ham. What if it's a
spell with three eyes? Pig. That's it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Wow, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Next level.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Why do pastries make terrible friends?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
They're flaky.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
They're flaky. Good job, dude.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Adam.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Nighttime. Eve. Eve. Eve. Evening.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Yeah, evening.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's good, though. Eve.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Noon. Afternoon? After Adam. Time of day. After Eve. What
time of day?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Morning. Say it again.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Say it again.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Say it again.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
As a Catholic, I should know this.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Eve. I don't know why I'm thinking of an Adam.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh my gosh, y'all are so close. Lunchbox just said
after Eve. But Adam was created just before Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So just before Eve? Yeah. We'd have never got that.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
What? But Lunchbox said right after Eve, but biblically he
would know that Adam came before Eve.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, I should know that.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
He would know that. Yeah, he would. Yeah, because he's a...
We wouldn't have got the joke.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
I would have known to say before, like right before Eve.
That would have been tough.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
But you said after Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, what? You got foul language.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
You got pig and you got.
Pastries are flaky friends.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay. Three is solid. It's solid.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
All right. Here we go. Clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
With producer Eddie.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Kaliel Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
He's from Colorado, and he's outside his apartment complex when
he sees a four-year-old girl hanging out her apartment window,
I think on the second or third floor balcony, and And.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So he's like, what do I do?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
He calls 911. The dispatcher says, you know what? We
got someone out there. But if she falls, you might
have to catch her.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm looking at the video. Guess what? She falls.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
And he catches her.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Does this video show her fall?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Do you see it? Yeah. So she is like just messing.
She's a four-year-old. She's messing around. So she hangs her
legs out the window.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
She then starts to fall out and goes, oh, God,
I can't hold on. So her. butt is out at
first and then her whole back is out she's trying
to hold on with her arms and then she falls.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
The whole time he's on the phone with the 911
operator oh my goodness and she kind of instructs him
on what to do he catches her so saves her
life and now the police department has given him a
citizen award for being a hero a what.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Award citizen award interesting citizen you say it the right
way probably what citizen.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What do you say.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Citizen citizen citizen Citizen. What am I saying different? I
think you're saying it right. Am I pronouncing the Z? Yes,
but as I said, I think I might say it wrong.
I would say, say the kind of arrest you would do, Amy.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Citizen arrest?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Citizen's arrest? Yeah, Eddie, what would you say? Citizen arrest.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You wouldn't say citizen's arrest. Yeah, citizen's arrest. Because it's
a Z, guys. No, we know what it is. We're
saying we probably say it wrong. But I've never heard
it said citizen. Huh. I see it written citizen, so
I pronounce it citizen. Lunchbox, what do you say?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Citizen arrest.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah. Citizen. Interesting. We're wrong, I bet. I've never heard
it said citizen.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
You think it's because English is my second language?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That you say things right? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Well, no.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I say it just the way it's written. I think
that's probably the right way to say it. Will you
put the sound on it?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Citizen.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
You're saying it right. Dang it.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Let me hear it again.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It says citizen. I would never yell, stop, citizen's arrest.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Right, me neither.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
But I'd like to say I said that you said
it right the first time. Hey, I'll take it. Yeah,
he caught her. She's alive. Pretty amazing. That's a great story.
They have video of the whole thing. What about the
person who's videoing it who's not? Not helping. Yeah, because
they got her coming out. They got him catching her.
That's a good point. There you go. Saved her. That's
what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
I haven't had a haircut in a while. My hair's
(39:49):
gotten a little longer than normal. And so, my wife
says that my hair looks like what celebrity?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Amy?
Speaker 5 (39:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
My wife said, your hair looks like blank. What celebrity
do you think she said?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Is it a.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, no hints.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
No hints? Like male or female?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
My wife says my hair looks like what celebrity?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Eddie?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Tom Holland?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Tom Holland?
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Spider-Man?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Doesn't he have like kind of wavy hair?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh. Longer wavy? I don't know. Lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Chip Gaines.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
From?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Chip and Joanna do houses.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Like when he wears a hat like that, it kind
of sticks out.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay. Any guess now?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
I'm trying to think of a female that has wavy
hair like that.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
No, it's going to be a male.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, Amy knows it's not going to be because my
wife is cutting. She said I look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Oh, my gosh. That's what was in my head and
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Want to say it. Oh, my gosh. My wife said,
why does your hair look like Rosie O'Donnell?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Cut your hair.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
So that literally.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, you can't claim right. Okay, fine. That's what he
does all the time. Why would I freak out like that? Yeah,
because you want to sound like you knew what it was. No.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
I felt like, I don't want to say that. Bobby's
going to get offended.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
My wife then pulled up four pictures of Rosie O'Donnell going,
you look like her here. You look like her here.
You look like her hair here. You look like her
hair there. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
This taught me I need to just say it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Whenever you not just said it. Yeah, like, oh, wow.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Oh, I hold back.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
No, you don't hold back. What are you talking about?
You don't hold back. Yes, I do. Stop it. 100%. Negative.
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
No, I just did. It's a perfect example of me
holding back because I thought.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You know my wife's going to be cutting. She's not
going to pick a model or a good looking actor.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, but then if I say Rosie O'Donnell and that's
not exactly what she said.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
And it gets a good laugh from all of us
and we go, oh, classic game.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
It's a win. You might be like, you know what?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That one hurts.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
And then I'm going to be like, dang it. Dang it.
And like that crossed my mind.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Okay. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Listen. Amy nailed it.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I did.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Play her song. She nailed it.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
I'm so mad at myself for not just saying it.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
How about me? I got told I look like Rosie
O'Donnell's hair.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, that is pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
This is going to be one of those things that's
going to keep me up at night.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
We're going to play Riddle Me This Next. They're all
kids riddles. For example, what can fill up a room
but doesn't take up any space?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Silence.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Air? Light.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Light. Oh.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
All right. We're not starting strong here. Okay. Two in
a corner. One in a room. Zero in a house.
One in a shelter. What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
What?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
There are two in a corner. There's one in a room.
There's zero in a house. One in a shelter. Okay.
What am I?
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Confused.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Two in a room.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Two in a corner. One in a room.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Zero in a house. There's two in a corner. What is...
There's one in a room. There's zero in a house.
But there is one in a shelter. What is it?
Two in a house.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
I really seriously think I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
The letter R. Oh. Okay. Corner, C-O-R-N-E-R, two in a corner,
one in a room, room, R-O-O-M, zero in a house, H-O-U-S-E,
there's no R, and one in a shelter, S-H-E-L-T-E-R, R,
one R.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
That is taking me an hour.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I'm so glad that was the example.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Because that was.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
What?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Amy, it's the letter. It's not anything. I was thinking
like windows.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Two in the corner. Corner.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Two in a corner. Spell corner.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
C-O-R.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
That's one.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
N-E-R.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's two R's.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
In a corner. Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
One in a room.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Spell room.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
R-O-O-N.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
In a house. None in a house.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Okay. I get it.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
You understand it?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I'm not sure you do, but okay. These are internet
riddles for kids. Riddle me this. For example, for everybody.
This is so easy. It's the easiest riddle ever. What
has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? Watch.
It's a clock. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Good.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
It's such an easy riddle. Okay. We'll go around. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie,
after I read it the second time, you'll have 10
seconds to answer the riddle. Children's riddles. Amy, you're first.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Start easy. What's full of holes but still holds water?
Speaker 5 (44:21):
A sponge.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay. She jumped on it.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Good.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Lunchbox, what gets bigger when more is taken away?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
What gets bigger when more is taken away? Oh, that's
a hole.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Correct. Dang. Eddie, how many animals did Moses take on
the ark? That would be zero because that was Noah's ark.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
That was tough.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Wow. I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I thought holes was tough.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Ark thing would have got me. That's a Bible.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
All right. You guys ready to go?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Don't miss it. Riddle me this. What kind of dog? Amy,
over to you. What kind of dog has no tail?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Riddle me this.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
A dog tree?
Speaker 4 (45:14):
A what?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Well, that's a kind of tree. But I guess that's not...
That is a.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Google it. Like a dogwood? Oh, a dogwood tree. We
can't do Google it on this game.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
This is not Scrabble.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
What kind of dog has no tail?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
You already answered.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
I know. Dogwood tree.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah. No, that's not it.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
That's not it?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
No. No.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Underdog. Hot dog? Hot dog. Oh. Sorry, Amy. Or that.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
You've been boned.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
She said Google it. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (45:46):
A dog what?
Speaker 5 (45:47):
A dog would. But I just said dog tree.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
But dog, even a dog wood isn't really a dog.
It's just the word dogs and dog wood.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
But a hot dog isn't a dog either.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
But the tree's called a dog wood.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
And it doesn't matter. Next up, Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yeah, let's go, man.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
If there are seven oranges and you take three away,
how many oranges do you have?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
I don't really understand.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
If there are seven oranges and you take three away,
how many oranges do you have?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
You have three because you took them away.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
That's correct. Oh, you took them away.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, you took them away. It didn't go anywhere. Got it.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
How many oranges do you have? Three, because that's the
ones you took away.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Wow, wow, wow. I was confused.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Good, good, good. Eddie, what has a head and a tail,
is brown, but has no legs? Head and a tail,
and it's brown. What has a head and a tail,
is brown, but has no legs?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I'm going to go with a penny.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Correct. And brown's weird because it's copper. Copper, yeah. But
you got it anyway. Good job. Riddle me this, Lunchbox.
The more of this there is, the less you see.
What is it? The more of this there is, the
less you see. What is it?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's going to be one of two things, Bobby. And
let me explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, six seconds. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
The more fog there is, the less you see, but
the darker it is, the less you see. So, I mean,
I don't know which angle you're going for, so I'll
go with dark.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Darkness is the answer. A lot of fog would make
it dark.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
So, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Eddie, what goes through cities and towns but never moves?
What goes through cities and towns but never moves? What
goes through cities and towns... but never moves. Riddle me this. Oh,
(47:59):
the road doesn't move. The streets don't move. Need an answer?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I'm going to go with roads.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Nailed it. Lunchbox. Yep. Riddle me this. You're running a race,
and just before the finish line, you pass the person
in second place. In what place did you finish in
the race?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Second place. Correct.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Because it was after the finish line? No. Say that again.
If you pass the person that was in second place,
you're not in first or somebody already up there. You're
in second. Okay.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
You tried to get me to say first, man. I
almost said it.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Eddie, what month of the year has 28 days in it?
What month of the year? What month of the year
has 28 days in it? 28 days in it. Riddle
Me This, 10 seconds up. I mean, I don't know
if that's trivia or a riddle. Well, the whole game
(49:02):
is called Riddle Me This. Yeah, but like... Five seconds.
What month of the year has 28 days in it? Answer? Oh, oh, oh,
28 May. No, all of them. Yeah!
Speaker 5 (49:15):
They all do.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
February is leap year when that happens. but every month
has at least 28 days in it. I was running
out of time, so I panicked, but I was thinking.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
No, February is 29 when it happens. That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Whatever it is. Yeah, thank you. Anyway. 28 normal.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
28 is normal for February.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I was thinking more along the lines of the word.
Speaker 6 (49:35):
I know.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Whatever you said has the word in that month. Like
28 days. Oh, don't think like that. Yeah, now those
are wrong. Lunchboxes are winning. Riddle me this. Oh, that burns.
Extra loud today. That burns me. All right, there you go.
More women are dating men 10 years younger or more.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay. How does that feel?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
It feels good, I guess. I don't want to go
any younger than that. But, I mean, men have been
doing that for a long time.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
That's correct. But how does it feel to you? Would
you date someone seriously 10 years younger than you?
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I mean, they would have to be serious in their life. Like,
they would have to be. I've kind of gone out
with someone younger who wasn't serious about life.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Did a frat bro or what?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's that guy that we saw, remember?
Speaker 5 (50:29):
No job, no car.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Remember that dude?
Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh, is that the dude you're talking about? Well, who
else would it be? I don't know. No, we saw
some kid driving Amy's car. Yeah, he was more than
10 years younger. Yes.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh, come on. Amy, don't lie.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
No, no, I don't think so. Honestly, I've sort of
blocked it out. I don't really remember. But I just
think if you've got that gap, you've got to have
stuff in common. And that's what throws me about some
of these men that do it 10, 15, 20 years younger.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
My wife's 12 years younger than I am.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah, but she's very mature.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Okay. Okay. I agree.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
At times, way more than me, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it can happen.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
It can totally happen. I've dated, I mean, my last
boyfriend was, I think the distance between you and Caitlin,
the opposite.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
You get to say older.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
He was older. He was you, I was Caitlin. And
we had plenty in common, but we were at similar
stages in life with kids.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
So what's your perfect bracket?
Speaker 5 (51:29):
I guess, based on this information.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
No, just your perfect bracket.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
Probably older.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Really?
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
You like older dudes?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Five years older. I mean, I'm trying to think of
any relationship I've had besides that little mishap.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
They've always been older than me.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's not a mishap.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
That's a learning experience. And you missed out. You could
have taken them to meet Santa in a few months.
That would have been so fun for you.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah. So five years older.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Five years older, 10 years older. I could go 10 years, 12, obviously, 15,
maybe now at this point.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
If you go like 25, soon enough, you'll just get
some free money.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
Because they die.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, you get the older person. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
I mean, we're getting to that point. I mean, I've
had to consider 60.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
We kind of stopped her. She was climbing.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I know. I jumped in.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
I wonder how high she would have gotten.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
60.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
60 would have to be, I'd have to really think
about it. But I've had a six-year-old connect with me. Like,
you know that. We don't need to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
What is she talking about?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You know. A 60-year-old? Yeah. Connect with you. Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
He's tried to be like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh, yeah, but I didn't think he was 60. Oh, yeah,
he's 60.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Google it. Oh, he must have had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But famous 60 is different. Correct.
Because you're still like 30. Like, you stop maturing from
the moment you get really famous because you don't have
to mature anymore.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh, wow, and he's been famous for a while.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, he's like 30. So, I don't know. I just
wondered what your bracket was.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
What do y'all think my bracket is?
Speaker 1 (53:03):
It should be wide open. I think anywhere from 25
to 70.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
Okay, so wide open. You don't mean that. Y'all have
known me forever. I'm sure you could figure out what
a good age range for me would be.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
At this point, you've got to start just taking what
you can get.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
She's getting older. She's the garbage disposal or what?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah, she's getting older and you can't be as picky
when you're older.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
I don't know that that's true. I think you have
to be picky. You're successful. You've got to watch out.
People try to use you for your success. Those money grabbers.
They want to drive your car. Yeah. We saw it.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
I know you did.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
We saw it first hand. We saw it first hand
and we didn't say anything about it while it was happening.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
I know. Y'all are good friends.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Are you on, are you, are you apping it? No.
Are you going to app it?
Speaker 5 (53:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Are you eyeballing it? Like looking around places you go?
Speaker 5 (53:56):
Uh, I mean, kind of, I guess. And I've, I've
been asked out. I don't, I'm not interested. I don't,
I don't know what it is. Like, I'm not interested.
It's really, I am interested in dating, but I haven't
been interested. I'm just not interested in going out yet.
And maybe that will change or maybe it's just not
the right person.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Have you winked at the bar at anybody?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
No. Have you been to a bar?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
I haven't been to the bar.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Have you been to the club?
Speaker 5 (54:22):
I haven't winked at the bar. And I don't know.
I was trying to talk through this with some of
my girlfriends. Like, I don't know what it is. Like,
I just don't have an interest in going. And so
I guess it's just not the right person.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, I'd agree with that. So. Okay, so 25 to 75.
We're going to settle on that. No, we're not settling
on that. What if we set you up on this show?
What if we did a bit?
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Oh, yes.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
We're not doing a bit.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
DM Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
We all bring someone in.
Speaker 5 (54:49):
I think the more ideal is.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
42 we're not all.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Bringing somebody in that's how people get murdered there is
no chance.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
42 to 57 the.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Dudes ever dm you to say what's up uh.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yes i don't yeah i don't reply i mean it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
A lot yeah but you do get dm'd yeah yeah
yes and what do they say usually um If.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
I lived in Nashville or can I rub your feet?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Whoa, they're that forward? I think it's just feet people.
I don't even know that it's that forward.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I think it's just literally feet people. Rub your feet's
different than the guy that wants pictures of my feet.
And he continuously offers $ 500.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
For pictures of your feet?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Can we send them pictures of my feet and say
they're your feet and split the money? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
No, I just don't want to open that can.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
I don't know. My feet are pretty feminine.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Did y'all see I did a post not too long
ago and I realized my feet were in the picture
and I scratched them out because of the feet DMs
I get.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
We didn't notice that.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
And I'm not just posting that.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
We don't notice your feet, so we wouldn't notice your
feet being scratched out.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
I didn't know if y'all noticed that I colored over
it with the draw. Like I drew over my feet.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Because you ain't giving that for free.
Speaker 5 (56:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
I can't. Uh-uh. No.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Because what if I do get desperate one day and
I need that $ 500?
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Okay, now it's out of control.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
So Eddie got invited to go back out on the
lake again with that same dad and son. And the
last time we did this, you thought it was a
little weird because you didn't really know the dad.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
No, I mean, they play sports together. My kids play
sports together, but I don't know the dad at all.
That first trip was better than I expected. It was
all day on like a party barge.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Just us four. So that went well.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
It wasn't bad. And then we went to dinner afterwards.
I picked up the bill. It was, it wasn't a
bad day.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Update guys. I got invited again. Okay. I got the invite.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
You got the second date.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
So I guess like he really had a good time too,
that he wants to do it again. So he invited
me to go back to the lake. He said, he's
got the boat for the afternoon, but he also extended
an invitation to spend the night and play.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Golf in the morning.
Speaker 5 (57:02):
Oh, wow. That escalated.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Amy, I don't know if I'm ready for that.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Are you ready for an overnight on the second date?
Speaker 1 (57:08):
I don't think so. I don't think I'm ready for that.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
But it also includes golf.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah. But what if it doesn't go well that night? Right.
Then I'm stuck. Do you still play golf?
Speaker 5 (57:17):
And do you get your own room?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Okay, now you've gone too far. No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
There can be double beds. I have not gone too far.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I'm not sleeping in the same bed as this dude.
You think two adult men are going to sleep in
the same bed?
Speaker 7 (57:28):
Two adult.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
If I was going somewhere with a girlfriend, absolutely I'd
share a room.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
What are you talking about? Guys, don't do that.
Speaker 5 (57:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
They could share a room. Not like this. If you're
being invited out as you and your son, maybe you
and your son would possibly share a room with two beds.
That's fine. Yeah, but the two dads aren't sharing a room.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
But if there's two.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
That'd be the weirdest thing.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
Okay. I don't think it's an unreasonable thing.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
We're like rubbing feet together.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
No, no, separate beds, but same room.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
If two dads that don't even really know each other
were on a trip together, I just don't think they'd
be sharing the same room. Okay. If they were like
long lost best friends, there were only two bedrooms. I
get that.
Speaker 3 (58:09):
And I don't know the sleeping arrangement. They have a
lake house, but I don't know, Amy. I mean, it
could be one room.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
No, they definitely have three bedrooms. I would assume for that.
Adult in the two-kid share room.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Okay, so it's a lake house. Missed that part.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
But regardless, guys, I don't think I'm there yet. I
don't think I want to spend the night.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
But how fun would that be for your kid?
Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Why can't you just go home after the boat? That's
what I'm saying. Because how far away is the lake house?
An hour and a half. You can drive home. Just
come home, no problem. But what do you say to
him so he's not offended that you don't want to
stay the night with him? Church. Got to do church
on Sundays, man.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
Or just send him this episode.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
So you're going to.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
I hope he doesn't hear this. But the real reason is...
I just don't know if I'm ready for that. It's
a commitment.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I don't really know him that well.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
So you're going to use church as a lie though? No,
I'll go to church. No, I know you're going, but yeah,
you missed what I said there. I will go to
church so it's not a lie. But I mean, would
I love to stay and play golf? Dude, yes. I
think this golf course is right.
Speaker 5 (59:10):
By the lake I'm shocked he's not saying this doesn't
seem like that big of a deal to me staying
the night's.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
A commitment it is Amy and that's the whole weekend too.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Okay like you're just basically saying this whole weekend I'm
going to spend with.
Speaker 7 (59:25):
This dude and you've only and your boys sure That
you've only hung out with one time.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Only one time. Yeah, that's tough. I support you. So
come home? Maybe you have to miss the whole thing.
Cancel the whole thing, but I love the lake. No,
he didn't go down for the day. You know how
much I love boats. Okay, so you're going to go
on the boat part of it again and then say,
I can't stay because I've got to get back for church? Yeah.
How does that sound? What if you get there?
Speaker 5 (59:49):
What if you go down for the day and it's
so fun and you're like, dang.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Dang.
Speaker 5 (59:55):
And then you want to have a few drinks, and
you're like, I should have stayed.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Amy, all your stuff stays with me. It starts with me.
It really is, Amy. It's weird. Amy wants you to, like,
make out with this dude. No. By everything.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
No, I'm saying, like, if he's on the boat and
he has, like, two beers, he shouldn't drive back.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I thought about that. Like, does this guy get me
drunk on purpose to stay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
No. Oh, no.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
The possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
He's like, I'm going to be trying to leave. He's like,
you can't go. You're too drunk. You just... It turns into, baby,
it's cold outside. You better stay. You... Can't drink the
second half of the trip at all because you've got
to drive home. Cut off, yeah, at a certain time. Although,
are you guys going that hard with your kids? No,
we have a few drinks. Because I was worried. That
(01:00:33):
first time I was worried, like, does he even like
to have beers in the lake? I do. And it
turns out he did. He had a whole cooler full
of beers. Any chance you and this guy end up
great friends, though? Probably. I mean, second date.
Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Well, dive in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I think eventually we would be able to spend the night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You know, I've changed. I think you should stay the night. No,
I don't want to. I think you should stay the
night because anything can happen. This could be a great
friend of yours in the future. Your kids will have
a good time together and we'll have a great segment
whenever you come back.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
And you won't have to do down and back same day.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
It's only an hour and a half, Amy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I know, but what a blessing to have someone that
has a lake house.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I'll think about it. That's such a fun invite. And
then also you can probably use the lake house when
they're not using it. Like if you go stay there,
And at some point, he'd be like, hey, you can
use our lake house anytime. That would be cool. And
the boat. Okay, now you're getting ahead of yourself, too.
Do you know for sure what you're going to do yet?
Are you going to think about it? I have no
idea yet. Okay. Let us know. I vote go spend
the night.
Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
I vote go spend the night.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Oh, you got to spend the night, dude. You got
to see where the night leads you. Okay, here we
go again. It's not going to lead anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, no.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I know, but that way you know. But if it
does lead somewhere, you know that, okay, I got to
stop hanging out with this dude.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
You guys make everything... In case he makes a move?
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Yeah, in case he makes a move.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
No, guys, to be clear, I don't think there's anything...
You thought they were sleeping in the same bed! I didn't.
I thought if they were in a hotel, but now
I know they're in a lake house.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
His lake house, though. His lake house, his rules. It's
nice to have rich friends, though. His rules?
Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Like, Lunchbox is saying he can do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I don't know, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I'm going to just.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Okay, okay, okay. I'm not sure. Update us. I will.
I think you should stay the night. Just for the segment.
That's all I'm saying.
All right, biggest artists in country music from 2000 to 2010.
Yesterday we did the 90s and Eddie and Amy tied.
You guys both had 8 out of 10.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
We did. I asked AI, name the best country artists
2000 to 2010. Now this has to do from touring
and radio number ones and albums. Just generally, biggest, awards. Eddie,
you got 10 there on your sheet. Let's see how
many you get.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Go.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Go.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's start with Mr.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Keith Urban at number two.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yes!
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Solid.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I feel like there's going to be a lot
of doubles from the 90s game, so I'm going to
go with Tim McGraw being one of those doubles.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
At number three, moved up a bunch of spots, Tim McGraw.
Let's go. In the 2000s, he was rocking.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And then his buddy, too. You know, his buddy, too,
Kenny Chesney, has got to be on this list.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
They say he owns the decade. Kenny Chesney, number one. Wow!
So far, number one, Chesney, two, Urban, three, McGraw. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And then also on the old list and the new list,
give me the Chicks.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Or did they fall off?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
They did not.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
They're not considered one of the big ten for that decade.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Dang, dang, dang.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
So then I'm wondering if my next one is going
to make that same. Shania.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Did she peak in the 90s?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
A.I. does not have it as one of the top ten. Dude,
this could be where it goes bad for me. Lone Star,
are they on the list?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
No.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh, my gosh. They had one of the biggest songs ever.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
They did.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Okay, I got a couple bands here. Rascal Flatts. Number seven.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yes!
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm back, baby. You cannot tell the story of the
2000s without Bless the Broken Road. Is that what A.I. says?
What hurts the most. No, that's what I'm saying. My wish...
The story of 2000. That's what B.I.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Says.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Okay, I got another band. The Zac Brown Band.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Chicken Fry, man. That was... 2000 to 2010, the biggest
band's artist?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Taylor Swift. It's a big song. Taylor Swift, number 10. Now,
and Swift, she only had five years to work with. Okay.
But by the end of the decade, they say she
completely changed the trajectory of country music. Yeah. Taylor Swift.
How many more do you have on your list? One more. Okay,
so you have five. Max, you can get six.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
This is a Hail Mary, man.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I don't think he's on the list, but gosh, he
had some jams.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Give me Joe Nichols.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Joe freaking Nichols.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't think five's going to be bad, though. You
don't think so? I think Amy's going to dominate. Maybe. Maybe, maybe.
Five out of ten. You can go ahead and bring
Amy in. That's not a good one. You got Chesney, Urban, McGraw, Flats,
and Taylor. Definitely a little harder.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
There was one repeat you didn't get. Oh, there was one? Mm-hmm.
We'll see if she gets it. Only one more repeat, though.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The fact that yesterday you missed, you know. Oh, yeah. Okay,
here's a complaint. You got to be quiet. Oh, can
you open the door for her? Oh, she's locked out? Yeah,
she's locked out. Safety first here. Here we go. All right,
there she is. Okay. How do you feel?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Okay, this one was more difficult than the 90s. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
2000 to 2010. Hey, what a decade, huh?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
What a decade.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I won't say how many Eddie got. What do you have?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Just go?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah. Number 10, Taylor Swift. And hers was only in
a five-year span, but yeah, she made number 10.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Rascal Flatts.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Number seven, Rascal Flatts. Solid. You're on a roll here.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Eddie did not get that one. Also, Carrie didn't arrive
until 2005, but she hit hard and constant. So she's
at number six on the list.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah. Blake Shelton. No.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
What? That's your first miss.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
When did he come on the scene?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Bro, I just have down right here what's in front
of me. Bro. I asked AI what are the best
country artists, and they factored in everything. Number ones, ticket sales, awards.
I don't know what else, but that's it.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Okay, so this is where it gets tricky because some
people from the 90s, I don't really know what to
do about them. But George Strait was still huge in
the early 2000s.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Who are you guessing?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
George Strait.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Number eight, George Strait. He was the one. Eddie didn't
guess that one?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
No. Also a crossover from the 90s would be Tim McGraw.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Correct. At number three, Tim McGraw. Live Like You Were Dying.
My Little Girl, if you're reading this. Probably something like that, too.
Fu Manchu is Live Like You Were Dying.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
But I know.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh, okay. So far, you have one, two, three, four, five. Okay,
you have five. I think you've only missed one.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
This is hard because, again, this is another crossover, but
I just have to go with it because I know
in college, early 2000s, I was.
I mean, oh, but shoot, I didn't take into consideration
the controversy around them in the 2000s. Go ahead. The
Dixie Chicks.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Because they got canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Dang it, they got canceled.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm going to tell you right now, Eddie has five.
You get one more, you take the lead. All right.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Well, you know who I was introduced to in about,
I think it was like 2004. He was opening for
George Strait. Dierks Bentley.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Good guess, though. How many more do you have on
your list?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I don't know. How many have I said?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I'm not keeping up. Well, where's Dierks?
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Well, I didn't. I'm not doing them on order because
I wrote Taylor down last and I wanted to say
her first.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
But how many names do you have left?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Which ones haven't I said?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Oh, I know. I think I have one left.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Only one? Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
I said George Strait.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Did I say?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Wait.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Did I say Kenny Chesney? No. I have him.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Kenny Chesney, number one. Yes. Amy takes the lead. And
just like that.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
And then now I have one more.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Which one have I not said yet? I really should
have read these in order.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Just do a double. No. She's not late anyway. And
trust me, he ain't getting six.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Who do I got left? Oh, I got it.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Odds Lunchbox goes Jared Neiman. Oh, that's a good one though.
He likes that donkey song. Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Lady Antebellum.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
No. Oh. You did take the lead though. Good job, Amy.
Kenny Chesney at one. McGraw at three, Carey, Flats, George Strait,
and Taylor Swift. Dude, Carey. I forgot about Carey. She
may be the winner of the Country Music Championship. Okay.
If you don't mind bringing Lunchbox in, go come in
screaming about something. He wanted to change answers last minute yesterday.
(06:57):
They blocked him. Come on, bro. All right. Here he is.
All right. Where's your list?
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I got it in my sweatshirt, man.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Before we go live, I've got a question.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
No, we are live. Okay. You keep doing that.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
When I'm out there and I come up with a name,
can I change it?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
No, just like yesterday. We can go to the panel here.
Do you want to change it? No. No, just like yesterday. Okay.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Since Amy voted no, then I don't want to bring
up the trauma, but Amy did not go in an
isolation booth. She sat out here where you can still
hear her.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Oh, I didn't hear her.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I was talking to Morgan. I couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Oh, I don't know about that, Bones.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Morgan and I were talking about salsa. I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I know about that. I trust the guy standing right there.
There's no way.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
I didn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I know you trust them, but you trust her.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Nobody said you had to go outside.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, I didn't say... I even said... You said go
where you can't hear.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I didn't hear.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
He's just mad because yesterday he didn't get to change. Okay, Lunchbox,
what do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Oh, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
All right, so there are 10 here. Best from 2000
to 2010. What do you got?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I will say it took me a hard... Long time
to come up with ten people.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Take a hard time?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
A hard long time.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Tim McGraw, Live Like You're Dying. Tim McGraw, correct. Yes!
Speaker 2 (08:03):
One.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Ah, you know, before he cheats, Carrie Underwood!
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Two.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Eddie didn't get that one.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Oh, man, guys, she came out with this song called
Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift!
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Three.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, I'm on fire!
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Now I'm done.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
That was it?
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, there was a song called Amaze. Don't know when
it came out, but it was a band called Lone Star.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Eddie guessed Lone Star.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
I did.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Wrong, but Eddie guessed it too.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Good idea. No idea when this girl came on the scene.
Give me Miranda Lambert.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No. No, that's a solid answer. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I have no idea when she started. Give me George Strait.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Correct. Yep. That's four.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
How many? He has four?
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yep. Eddie only got five, dude.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Oh, well.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
If you get one more, you can tie.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I'm going to tie you right here.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Come on.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Martina McBride.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No. Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Great guess.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
You know what I like me? A redneck woman. Give
me Gretchen Wilson.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh. You like you a redneck woman? Yeah. How many
more do you have left?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I have two.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Okay. So if you get both, you'll beat Eddie and
you'll tie Amy.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
You need both.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh, well.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I probably don't have it. give me a little boom
boom luke bryan.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No too early i.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Don't think he was born yet i i had no
idea and then uh this guy had a song back
then had a mullet give me uh.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Blake shelton no amy guessed it too then wanted to
fight me when i said no he was around can
i tell you who i missed what do you mean
a name you came up with yeah when i was
out there go Because I saw a pool next door,
and I was like, man, you know who likes the water?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That'd have been number one.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Dang it!
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Dang! If we just would have let you do that.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
If you let me switch two days in a row,
I'd have this! Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Our winner is Amy.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Eddie, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Wow. Amy is our champion. I'll read you all of
them here.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
I mean, guys, I've been a country fan my whole life.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Hold on.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Why is this weird?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Should there be an asterisk because of what Lunchbox talked about?
Speaker 1 (09:52):
No. Who even knows what he's up to? You know
he's always up to no good.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I mean, you can ask the classroom. They saw her
sitting out there.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Ask them. Do research.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Okay. you guys are just saying things now. Number one,
Kenny Chesney.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Number two, Keith Urban. Oh, man.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Keith Urban, was that early? Oh, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Number three, Tim McGraw. Number four, nobody got, Toby Keith. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Dang it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Number five, Brad Paisley.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
He dominated that. Number six, Carrie Underwood. Number seven, Rascal Flatts.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh, that's a band.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Number eight, George Strait. Number nine, nobody got this one.
It was a repeat. Alan Jackson.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Again?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
He had songs in there?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Yeah, Where Will You, Drive, Remember When, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere.
And number 10, Taylor Swift. Amy is our winner.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Amy.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Eddie, silver, lunchbox, bronze. He's just happy he got a medal.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
All right, good job. It's the anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
If there's a question to be.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Had, send it in to the mailbag. I'm going to
let you handle this one, Amy. This is right up
your alley. Okay. Hello, Bobby Bones. Do you think it's
okay to unfollow friends on social media if seeing their
posts just makes you feel worse about your own life?
Sign scrolling and spiraling.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Oh, you don't have to unfollow them. You can just
mute them.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I do that sometimes.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
And then that makes it easy. They don't know that
you're not watching their stuff, and then there's not this
awkward feeling. Now, if you don't mind that and you
just want to unfollow, that's a clear cut. But if
you just want to go under the radar with it,
mute them.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Don't. purposefully keep things around you that make you feel
worse period do not allow negativity or things that allow
you to feel negative to be in your space if
they don't have to be why would you do that
to yourself you easily can mute i got like seven
people muted that think i follow them and sometimes i
(11:57):
just unfollow.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
A couple i just block and they know when you
block them No, but if they go to your page,
they can't find it.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh, really? Yeah, because you don't get a letter in
the mail. Hey, you've been blocked. If you go search
for it, it doesn't even come up. So with this,
it's more so than just social media. If you're electing
to have something in your life that makes you feel
worse for any reason, that's on you. You're doing that
(12:26):
to yourself. Do not do that to yourself. Rid yourself
of it. Now, there are certain things in our lives
we can't rid ourselves of. I'm not talking about those.
But people you follow on social media, maybe people in
your friend group. If you electively have somebody in your
circle or that you follow that makes you feel worse
(12:47):
about yourself, GTFO. You know what that means?
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Good.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
But it's really just... P-T-M-B.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh, no. P-T-M-B?
Speaker 5 (13:02):
P-T-M-B.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Please tell me... Nope. Play the mind... P-T-M-B. Put the
money in the bag. Ooh. You're robbing banks? That's pretty good.
What the heck?
Speaker 5 (13:14):
No, it's press the mute button.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Yeah, mute.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Mute's the way to go. But also, you've got to
mute their stories, too, because sometimes their stories don't pop
up after you muted them, and you're like, don't mind
if I do, and you're like, no! I feel bad again.
I feel bad again.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Why would there.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
You have to mute all the.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Different areas? Yeah, feed and mute story.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh, nice.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay. Yeah, there you go. Okay, scrolling and spiraling.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Get rid of them. All right, that's it. Close it. Okay,
Lunchbox wants to do a bit called Amy is Disgusting.
Would anyone else like to hear this bit? Sure. Okay.
How about you?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
What did I do?
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Okay, welcome to the bit called Amy is Disgusting. And
leading this bit will be Lunchbox. Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Yes, Amy, we've all seen her little cup of coffee
that she comes in with that metal straw. It doesn't
have a lid.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
You think it's disgusting to not have a lid. Not
really that big a deal to me. The only problem
is we walk to the bathroom and I watch Amy
walk in the bathroom with her coffee cup.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
And I'm like, what are you doing? Like, you guys
think I'm gross. That is absolutely disgusting. I saw it
two days in a row and I was like, okay,
we got to talk about this.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay, all of our stalls have doors and we have
a couch.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, that doesn't matter, Amy. And what is a couch?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
And it's not even near. I lay it down on
the couch bench thingy right when you walk in. It's
nowhere near any of the restrooms. Like our bathroom's huge.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
All the poop air?
Speaker 6 (14:39):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Doesn't care there's a couch.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
No, no, there's doors.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It goes over doors.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
Women aren't doing that in there.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Women aren't doing what in there?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Not at our office.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Number two, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
So, okay, what I do, if I have a drink,
I leave it out on the table. I don't take
it into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
I sometimes do that. Then I sometimes forget, and I
just carry it in, and I set it down. It's
not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
But you're like Miss Organic Healthy.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
Yeah, organic. It's organic matter, you know?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Is that gross?
Speaker 5 (15:13):
I mean, hearing it back, it's a little gross.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Amy, I'm shocked that you do that because that is disgusting.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
But y'all are acting as if I'm taking it into
the stall and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
You're taking it into the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
And guys, to be clear.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
The bathroom's one big stall. It's just with a bunch
of toilets in it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
But like with actual doors that shut. It's not even
like a.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
You're acting like the doors are blocking all the air.
Are there air that can go above and below the doors?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, but does it make its way to the front? Sure.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Sure.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Like over by the sinks and the mirror.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
When the grossest guy on the show is calling you
out for something gross.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Right.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
It's not a good thing.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's pretty gross. I get it.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And in the end, we learn something, but also we
judge someone. And that's what we're all about on this show.
Don't take your gross cup into the bathroom, we'd say.
I won't. Ugh. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
He does not really care. He's being dramatic.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
You got poop drink.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
No, I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You drink poop drink? Is that what we call it
now every morning?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Yeah, poop drink.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh, Amy's got poop drink. Wait. Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Bonehead.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Story of the day.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
This story comes to us from Washington. A 35-year-old man
was on the way to the movies and he pulls
up at a railroad crossing and the arms come down.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Sorry, train's coming. He's like, man, if I wait for
this train, I'm going to be late for the movie.
So he drove around the little arms. Boom! Got hit
by the train.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
How do you not look, though?
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You shouldn't drive around the arms. I grew up. In
a town where there was a train that went through
every day twice. A sawmill. So it wasn't like a
get on, choo-choo, we're taking you to a new city.
Just hauling sawmill around. Solid chips and two by fours.
But we knew when the train was coming through, but
even if the arms went down and it was way,
way down there, you could still go around. Yeah. Small
town too, but you looked.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Because how long was the train?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
It was very, very, very long. Right, so you're going
to lose. 20 minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
20 minutes, easy.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
But, and you shouldn't go around sticks, but.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
If you look and it's... Maybe their depth perception is off.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Then don't drive. Then you shouldn't even be having a license.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Also, trains go faster than they look.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
That's true. In Mountain Pine, they didn't.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It was very slow because we were at the mill,
so it didn't have any speed built up. But they
had a light, right? Like in the front, if it's dark?
It didn't run at night. Okay. It was daytime only. Yes.
I did this the other day. Remember I told you?
Speaker 4 (17:28):
You went around the arms?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was going to run.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, I just beat the arm. The arm was coming down,
and I was like, you know what?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I have time. Did you look and see if there
was a train coming? Yeah, there was a train coming. But,
I mean, it was far away. Was it around the bend?
It was definitely around the bend. But, man, I made it.
I would have missed the podcast for sure. Dang. You
probably hadn't done that since you don't know when. Don't
know when.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Dang.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Do you know that song? Mm-mm. Here the train a-coming.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Folsom County Brews. Close. You know what?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (17:54):
Oh, coming around the bend.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay, that's Bonehead. I'm Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
On the Bobby Bones Show now.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
Lamont Landers.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
It's his second time being here. Lamont Landers, everybody. Man,
it's like I watched it turn into a butterfly from
a caterpillar. That's it, man. But you're always good. You're always, like,
really good. I was talking to your guys. I said,
this isn't Lamont's first time up here because I saw
him on TikTok. I was like, you're so good. Please
drive up and play on our show. So it's great
to see you again. Thanks for having me, man. Now
it's blown... it's like real life blowing up. Like I
(18:28):
saw you play the Opry. Yes, sir. Yeah. How was
it the Grand Ole Opry for you? I was crazy, man.
It was surreal.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
I got to sing with Vince Gill and, um, he
was super complimentary. It's just, it's very surreal. It makes
no sense.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
It does make sense because you're so good. Like you,
you just, you just, I don't even know how to
say it. Like you're just a real authentic thing. When
did it start happening for you With like legitimate people going, hey, Lamont,
we believe in you and want to invest in you.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Shortly after my appearance on your show, you know, a
multitude of things started happening. This appearance in conjunction with,
you know, Questlove, the drummer of The Roots and, you know,
the leader of Jimmy Fallon's band. He reposted one of
my covers and Dave Cobb saw it and reached out
and signed me to his imprint, Lucille Records.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Dang.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's crazy. Whenever you get a call like that, because
sometimes at the NFL draft, people will prank their friends
and be like, we want to draft you third. Are
you going, is this really Dave Cobb or is this
like a joke? It would have broke my heart if it.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Was a joke.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
But no, it was a real deal, man. And he
flew me and my manager out to Savannah. And yeah,
Dave's just, he's changed my life.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
So how's it been musically for you? Because you're in
with a bunch of like legit players now. Last time
you came in by yourself and just like crushed it.
But now you get to hire real players. I've been playing.
I've been rocking with these guys. For how long? I've
been playing with Draven for like 10 years. So he
brought the guys with him then. Yeah, juju. for four years,
Alex and I for 10 years, and Pat 10 years.
(19:53):
You guys all from Alabama, around Alabama, south? Where are
you guys all from? All over? You're North Carolina? We're
all from the same hometown.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh, really?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah. Man, well, we can keep talking, but I'd love
for you to play something. I'd love to play one
for you. Would you play the new song?
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Okay, so this is Lonely Girl. And so did Stapleton
write this?
Speaker 6 (20:13):
He did.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Okay, so Chris Stapleton wrote this song. This is Lamont Landers,
full bands here. He's going to play Lonely Girl. I'm
going to be quiet whenever you guys are ready. Oh,
I'm sorry. We can't post the live performance on the podcast, but.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
If you go to our YouTube page, you can watch
it there or.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Maybe listen live.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Okay. All right.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Now back to the podcast.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I don't curse, but if I did, I'd say, holy. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
So that's Lamont Landers. You've come a long way as
far as, now you look cool too. Let's be honest.
Because what would happen is on TikTok, you'd go and
you'd see this red hair guy. You'd plan it up
a little bit. Like, look how nerdy I am, but
also then hear me sing. But now you kind of
like fit the vibe too. Thanks, man. The infrastructure is
(21:16):
definitely quite a big part of that. And by that,
you mean you can afford clothes? That's what I'm talking about. Yeah,
free clothes help. Yeah. Yeah, man, thank you. I appreciate that.
Are you getting to play a bunch of shows on
the road?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Yeah, we got a tour coming up in September, doing
a bunch of dates across the Southeast, playing the Otis
Redding Festival. I get to sing Otis Redding songs for
the Otis Redding family, which is a huge honor. And
I did that last year, and they're the best. Yeah, man,
it's all moving and shaking, and I'm living the dream.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I should say that song, Lonely Girl, was written by
Stapleton and Jesse Frazier, who's a family friend. And if
I don't say Jesse Frazier, he will punch me in
the face. That's right. Because his wife and my wife
are close friends, too. Man, that's really good. I know
it's really good, but that's really good. And we get
a lot of really good people. Do you feel like
when you come to Nashville, like people are, are you
get to play here much in town?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
I mean, I used to, I used to slug it
out in the clubs up here a lot and doing
the four hour gigs and stuff back in the day.
I don't as much anymore, but I still do from
time to time.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
They got to like be intimidated by you. Like if
I moved to Nashville and I see a guy playing
in a small club and he sings like that, I
think I go back home. I just turn my car around.
I drive home. I don't feel that way at all. Man,
there's a lot of talented individuals in the city.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Yeah, but I don't know if you hear yourself like
we hear you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I don't. I tend to not think I sound very
good at all. But if you do, that's all that matters.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The clip that I see sometimes still is your Apollo clip.
It's so funny because you walk out there and they're like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And then you hit them. I don't know if it
was like, ha, ha.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Ha, ha.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Okay, like, ha, ha. I was like, what is this?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah. I was like, what is this? Less ha, ha, like,
what is this? Kind of like, what is this? Ha, ha, ha. Okay.
I'll give you that. And then you melt their faces off. Yeah.
I think that's one of my favorite clips because it
just shows you, like, you don't even really know what
you got. Not just you in general, but, like, art
in general. For sure, man. Like, you don't know what's
underneath whenever it comes to art. Never judge a book
by its cover. Right. people often saying to you, it's
(23:09):
hard for you to do your kind of music, which
is kind of like a soul R & B, a
little bit of country. It's hard to define it, but like,
you can't do that. You don't, you're a red hair guy.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I think, man, I think it's been, you know, as
a kid, I hated the way I looked, you know,
I feel like a lot of people feel that way
when they're kids, but I mean, I really did just
having red hair.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
You're like, man, this is not fun.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
Uh, but you know, it ended up being like my
greatest asset in a way, you know, it's like, um,
Because I look this way, the bar is so low
that if I'm just a little bit above that bar,
it's amazing. But no, the Apollo thing is crazy. To
do the Apollo and the Opry, I looked that up.
There's like maybe 50 people in the history of time
that have done both things. So it's crazy. He was
(23:50):
there for that. And it's special, man, to play both
those places. It's just kind of.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
crazy. Tell me about your Grand Ole Opry experience. It
was amazing.
Speaker 6 (24:00):
Again, Vince Gill, got to sing with him, and he's
just like the nicest human being in the world. I
had done background vocals on a song of his, and
my mom is such a big fan. When I was
a kid, a baby even, he was the first concert
that I went to, you know? And so I told
him that when I was talking on the phone, and
he's like, well, bring your mom with you. And I
was like, no, he doesn't mean that. And I called
(24:23):
him back the day before and I was like if
it's cool I'm really gonna bring my mom he said
bring her with you so my mom got to hang
out with Vince Gill and talk to him while I'm
doing these background vocals and it's just amazing man again
I pinch myself at the opportunities that I've had this
being one of them this was kind of like a
the catalyst for a lot of things so.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Well you're being very nice by saying that it was
gonna happen for you regardless and I don't know that
this played a role at all but I remember again
I'm jaded because I get to see everything in a
great way I get to see everything and I get
to see it up close and I get to see
it acoustic and know what's real and what's not And
then to watch you sing and just be like, hey,
because I just messaged you. I was like, hey, you
should come up and play the show. I've been blown away.
I've been following you ever since. So I'm looking at
(25:02):
your tour dates here. All these guys go with you? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Man, that's got to be cool, huh? Yeah, we pack
into a van and just slug it out. Where are
you from in Alabama? Decatur, Alabama. So I'm just like
an hour and a half, hour 45, straight down I-65.
Do you ever go karaoke and just grab?
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
What is your go-to? I like the dip, man. Again,
I like old school stuff.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I mean, occasionally I'll do like Justin Timberlake or something
that's just like fun.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
But.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
You know, like dark into the street. Actually, lately I've
been doing Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer. It's kind of been my go-to. Oh,
that is a jam, too.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
That's funky, too.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
And I like to do like the white man can't
jump kind of thing, like where, again, you walk on
stage and people think you suck and maybe get some
side hustles going on.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Walk outside with a math book. Yeah, for sure, yeah.
A pickleball paddle and you're like, oh, what's this microphone here?
I've never sung before.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh, man, you're killing it. It's so cool. Would you
do a Stevie Wonder song for us? Yeah, man. All right,
what are you going to do here? We're going to
do a Stevie Wonder I Wish song. All right, this
is Lamont Landers. By the way, Lamont is out, lamontlanders.com.
I'm going to read some of these shows. Macon, Nashville.
So wait, you're playing the Opry House? Yeah, I'm doing
the Opry again. They invited me back. Okay, so you're
going back. I would invite you every week. If you're
(26:14):
in town, you should just come to the Opry.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
I should, man.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
If they'd have me, I'd do it. Lexington, Columbus. A
lot of the cities are shows in. Mobile, Jackson, Bloomington, Illinois, Columbia, Missouri.
Everybody at my home, Little Rock, he's playing Whitewater Tavern.
So go see Lamont Landers. All right, here he is.
Whenever you guys are ready.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
We can't post the live performance on the podcast, but if.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
You go to our YouTube page, you can watch it
there or.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Maybe listen live.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
All right.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Now back to the podcast.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Lamont Lander. That's live.
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That is so good. Do you still, are you still
on TikTok doing stuff? Yeah, I still do the thing.
But less of the, like, oh. Less of, like, the
cover stuff, pivoting to, you know, posting the original stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Making that transition. Because it used to be you'd go
on his page and he would go, like, I'm not
lip syncing. It worked, didn't it?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
It worked.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Of course it worked. Because I would be like, okay, well,
let's see if he is. And I'd be like, nah,
he's not singing that. That's not coming out of that guy. But, man.
That's crazy. You guys are so good. You guys sound
so tight. Great job. All you guys. So much. You
guys go watch Lamont. Lamontlanders.com and go check out the tour.
And man, you got a tour. You got a song.
(27:38):
You got a record coming out next year?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
How many songs are you doing on that one? You
know yet? I think we got 10. I believe we
got 10 on the record. Is it done?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It's done.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, come back. I will, man. You don't even have
to do all this. It's so nice of you guys
to set up and sound this good. But next time,
You can just come by yourself. Just bring like a
broom with a rubber band. Yeah, a rubber band. Just
do that. There he is. You guys, go support Lamont
when he's out on the road. They sound so good.
You just heard him there. And check out his song,
Lonely Girl. There he is, the great Lamont Landers. Nice job.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's time for the good news. With Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
A woman was sitting in her office at home and
doing some work, and she looks over and she's like, oh.
There's that lottery ticket I bought seven weeks ago. I
guess I should check and see if I won. Looks,
she won $ 3. 4 million.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
That is insane.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
And she's like, oh, I guess I can close my computer.
Looks like I'm going to be retiring. And she's only
been playing the lottery for six months.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Dang, I think I should look at the lottery ticket
I bought weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Her and her husband both are probably going to retire,
they said.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Of course. Oh, my goodness. Great story. That is what
it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, voicemail.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Currently, I'm 33 and adopted. And recently, I was reached
out to by my biological brother, which led to me
being contacted by my biological dad. I have never met them,
and so that was kind of a surprise. And I
was wondering if you had any advice on, I don't
know what to even say, but I thought you might
(29:23):
have some good insight on it.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Love you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah. My advice would be, do not set an expectation
on it. That's my only advice. You don't know them.
You don't know what they're about. You don't know why
they're reaching out. Could be love. Could be curiosity. Could
be they need something. They may be great people. They
may be terrible people. You don't know. Put no expectation
on it whatsoever. Yeah, I've had a similar situation where
(29:46):
I reached out to my biological father. We had lunch
and I had no expectation. And then we had no
relationship after. But I felt good about at least doing
it because I'd created like this super villain in my head.
Then after I had the lunch, I didn't feel like
that was the case. I didn't feel like it was
super villain or he was. So you for sure should
(30:07):
do it because you don't want to regret not doing
it later because this is your blood. I hesitate to
use the word family because there is a difference, but
this is your blood. Also, you can learn things if
it's your blood about your medical history. Like there are
actual things you can learn about yourself by having some
sort of relationship with them. Um, I would do it
(30:28):
and have no expectation. And what do you say? That
ain't up to you. Also, it's just going to be
awkward and feel really unnatural at the beginning anyway for everybody.
Just know that they feel weird about it too, but
weird doesn't mean bad. And also, here's where they have
the advantage. It's two on one. So they kind of
get to go uncomfortable with somebody else. I would take
somebody with you. Oh, yeah. That's interesting. Tag team. Tag
(30:50):
team champs. You have a tag team match. Take your husband,
best friend. Wife, I don't know, whatever you got. Don't
go by yourself.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Are you ever looking for an apology or an explanation?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
No. Okay. No. Explanation to me, kids, 17 years old,
biological dad left. No, no, I don't need it. At
this point, I think there was probably a part of
my life where it would have been nice to go, hey,
here's why I'm not, but I get it.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Some people prioritize differently than others. It's an interesting question, though.
That's a tough one, man. What?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
Because, I mean, I have adopted kids, and I just
wonder if, when that'll ever happen.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
I feel that I was put in a better situation
eventually later because it all happened, though. Like, I think
there were definitely some extremely lean years when my mom
was raising me by herself, or my grandma was raising
me by herself, or they were tag teaming and raising me,
and we had nothing. But I think for us to
kind of... Dumble into Arkansas Keith. I think that was
much better than what it would have been at that
(31:57):
point had they stayed together. Yeah. So, also it made
me tough. But no, I don't need an apology. I
often wonder if I'd go to the funeral if he died.
Like if it was tomorrow. I don't feel like I
need to. But I'm not, I don't go because of anger.
But if my sister called and said I'd love for
you to come, I'd probably go. So I'm not like
so anti it. But also he's not dying that I
know of. But I think about stuff like that a
(32:19):
little bit. Man, having a baby that makes you feel
different about it. Like I don't see any way whatsoever
I could just bail. But also, I'm not 17. Right.
Different circumstances. My mom got pregnant at 15. He was
two years older than her. So it's different for sure.
But yeah, my advice to you would be no expectations.
You have to do it. Don't commit to having to
(32:42):
have them be family forever. That would be it. But
it's great they reached out.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Anything I said that you agree or disagree with?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
No, I agree with it all. And you're the only
one that has lived this So I think you're the
most equipped.
Speaker 7 (32:58):
Eddie, you both have adopted kids.
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yes, and one of them has started communication with their
birth mom more regularly.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
How does that feel?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
I'm thankful that they have a line of communication open.
I think there's been some confusion. There's obviously some feelings
of abandonment because... With my daughter, her mom dropped her
off when she was almost six. So she remembers like
being dropped off at the orphanage. And then she has
other siblings that she's kept.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Her memory is about like mine then because I was five.
So I mean like I know what it's like to
remember that much. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
And so knowing that there were other siblings that didn't
get dropped off that she had later.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
I think she now has that line of communication to
her if she wants to ask like, why didn't you
keep me? And you kept them, then she'll have that
and have those answers. So that's stuff she's had to process.
I mean, abandonment wounds are very real.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah, and I'm totally normal and adjusted, right? I'm all good.
Like nothing about me at all is bad. There's no
issues at all, right, everybody? Sarcasm helps sometimes. Humor. A
little sprinkling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to go do it,
so go do it. Just have no expectation. That would
(34:23):
be my advice. And let us know how it goes.
90 seconds on the clock. Let's see how many of
Amy's morning cornies we can get. It's Lunchbox, Eddie, and myself. Amy,
you ready?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
90 seconds. Let's go. The morning corny.
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Why did the chicken get in trouble at school?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Quack.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Quacking jokes?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
He kept clucking up at school.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
Oh, clucking up. Showed his butt quack.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Beak. Flunked out. Why did the chicken get in trouble
at school? Foul.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Foul language.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Foul mouth.
Speaker 5 (34:57):
Foul language.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
What is a pig with three eyes?
Speaker 7 (35:02):
Oink.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Oinkin.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Bacon.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Three eyes. Try.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Crazy bacon.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Three.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Try.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Try bacon.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Try clubs. Try pork. Porky glasses.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
Cross eyes. Three eyes.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Okay, say it again.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
What is a pig with three eyes?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Pig with three eyes. Oink. Ham. What if it's a
spell with three eyes? Pig. That's it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Wow, dude.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Next level.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
Why do pastries make terrible friends?
Speaker 4 (35:40):
They're flaky.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
They're flaky. Good job, dude.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Adam.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Nighttime. Eve. Eve. Eve. Evening.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Yeah, evening.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That's good, though. Eve.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Noon. Afternoon? After Adam. Time of day. After Eve. What
time of day?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Morning. Say it again.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Say it again.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Say it again.
Speaker 5 (36:09):
What time of day did God create Adam?
Speaker 4 (36:11):
As a Catholic, I should know this.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Eve. I don't know why I'm thinking of an Adam.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Oh my gosh, y'all are so close. Lunchbox just said
after Eve. But Adam was created just before Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
So just before Eve? Yeah. We'd have never got that.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
What? But Lunchbox said right after Eve, but biblically he
would know that Adam came before Eve.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah, I should know that.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
He would know that. Yeah, he would. Yeah, because he's a...
We wouldn't have got the joke.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
I would have known to say before, like right before Eve.
That would have been tough.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
But you said after Eve.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, what? You got foul language.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
You got pig and you got.
Pastries are flaky friends.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay. Three is solid. It's solid.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:57):
All right.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
All right. Here we go. Clear eyes, full hearts. Can't lose.
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
With producer Eddie.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Kaliel Rodriguez.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
He's from Colorado, and he's outside his apartment complex when
he sees a four-year-old girl hanging out her apartment window,
I think on the second or third floor balcony, and And.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
So he's like, what do I do?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
He calls 911. The dispatcher says, you know what? We
got someone out there. But if she falls, you might
have to catch her.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
I'm looking at the video. Guess what? She falls.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
And he catches her.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Does this video show her fall?
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Do you see it? Yeah. So she is like just messing.
She's a four-year-old. She's messing around. So she hangs her
legs out the window.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
She then starts to fall out and goes, oh, God,
I can't hold on. So her. butt is out at
first and then her whole back is out she's trying
to hold on with her arms and then she falls.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
The whole time he's on the phone with the 911
operator oh my goodness and she kind of instructs him
on what to do he catches her so saves her
life and now the police department has given him a
citizen award for being a hero a what.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Award citizen award interesting citizen you say it the right
way probably what citizen.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
What do you say.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Citizen citizen citizen Citizen. What am I saying different? I
think you're saying it right. Am I pronouncing the Z? Yes,
but as I said, I think I might say it wrong.
I would say, say the kind of arrest you would do, Amy.
Speaker 5 (38:31):
Citizen arrest?
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Citizen's arrest? Yeah, Eddie, what would you say? Citizen arrest.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You wouldn't say citizen's arrest. Yeah, citizen's arrest. Because it's
a Z, guys. No, we know what it is. We're
saying we probably say it wrong. But I've never heard
it said citizen. Huh. I see it written citizen, so
I pronounce it citizen. Lunchbox, what do you say?
Speaker 4 (38:53):
Citizen arrest.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah. Citizen. Interesting. We're wrong, I bet. I've never heard
it said citizen.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
You think it's because English is my second language?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
That you say things right? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Well, no.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
I say it just the way it's written. I think
that's probably the right way to say it. Will you
put the sound on it?
Speaker 5 (39:11):
Citizen.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
You're saying it right. Dang it.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Let me hear it again.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
It says citizen. I would never yell, stop, citizen's arrest.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Right, me neither.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
But I'd like to say I said that you said
it right the first time. Hey, I'll take it. Yeah,
he caught her. She's alive. Pretty amazing. That's a great story.
They have video of the whole thing. What about the
person who's videoing it who's not? Not helping. Yeah, because
they got her coming out. They got him catching her.
That's a good point. There you go. Saved her. That's
what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good.
I haven't had a haircut in a while. My hair's
(39:49):
gotten a little longer than normal. And so, my wife
says that my hair looks like what celebrity?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
Amy?
Speaker 5 (39:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
My wife said, your hair looks like blank. What celebrity
do you think she said?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Is it a.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, no hints.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
No hints? Like male or female?
Speaker 1 (40:09):
My wife says my hair looks like what celebrity?
Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Eddie?
Speaker 4 (40:12):
Tom Holland?
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Tom Holland?
Speaker 4 (40:13):
Spider-Man?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Doesn't he have like kind of wavy hair?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Oh. Longer wavy? I don't know. Lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (40:19):
Chip Gaines.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
From?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Chip and Joanna do houses.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Got it.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Like when he wears a hat like that, it kind
of sticks out.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay. Any guess now?
Speaker 4 (40:29):
I'm trying to think of a female that has wavy
hair like that.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
No, it's going to be a male.
Speaker 5 (40:33):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
No, Amy knows it's not going to be because my
wife is cutting. She said I look like Rosie O'Donnell.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
Oh, my gosh. That's what was in my head and
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Want to say it. Oh, my gosh. My wife said,
why does your hair look like Rosie O'Donnell?
Speaker 4 (40:44):
Cut your hair.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
So that literally.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, you can't claim right. Okay, fine. That's what he
does all the time. Why would I freak out like that? Yeah,
because you want to sound like you knew what it was. No.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
I felt like, I don't want to say that. Bobby's
going to get offended.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
My wife then pulled up four pictures of Rosie O'Donnell going,
you look like her here. You look like her here.
You look like her hair here. You look like her
hair there. That's funny.
Speaker 5 (41:08):
This taught me I need to just say it.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Whenever you not just said it. Yeah, like, oh, wow.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
Oh, I hold back.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
No, you don't hold back. What are you talking about?
You don't hold back. Yes, I do. Stop it. 100%. Negative.
Stop it.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
No, I just did. It's a perfect example of me
holding back because I thought.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
You know my wife's going to be cutting. She's not
going to pick a model or a good looking actor.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
Yeah, but then if I say Rosie O'Donnell and that's
not exactly what she said.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
And it gets a good laugh from all of us
and we go, oh, classic game.
Speaker 5 (41:38):
It's a win. You might be like, you know what?
Speaker 1 (41:41):
That one hurts.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
And then I'm going to be like, dang it. Dang it.
And like that crossed my mind.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Okay. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
Listen. Amy nailed it.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
I did.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Play her song. She nailed it.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
I'm so mad at myself for not just saying it.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
How about me? I got told I look like Rosie
O'Donnell's hair.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Yeah, that is pretty bad.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
This is going to be one of those things that's
going to keep me up at night.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
We're going to play Riddle Me This Next. They're all
kids riddles. For example, what can fill up a room
but doesn't take up any space?
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Silence.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Air? Light.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Light. Oh.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
All right. We're not starting strong here. Okay. Two in
a corner. One in a room. Zero in a house.
One in a shelter. What is it?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
What?
Speaker 5 (42:30):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
There are two in a corner. There's one in a room.
There's zero in a house. One in a shelter. Okay.
What am I?
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Confused.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Two in a room.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
No.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Two in a corner. One in a room.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Zero in a house. There's two in a corner. What is...
There's one in a room. There's zero in a house.
But there is one in a shelter. What is it?
Two in a house.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (43:01):
I really seriously think I'm so confused.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
The letter R. Oh. Okay. Corner, C-O-R-N-E-R, two in a corner,
one in a room, room, R-O-O-M, zero in a house, H-O-U-S-E,
there's no R, and one in a shelter, S-H-E-L-T-E-R, R,
one R.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
That is taking me an hour.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
I'm so glad that was the example.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Because that was.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
What?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Amy, it's the letter. It's not anything. I was thinking
like windows.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
Two in the corner. Corner.
Speaker 1 (43:29):
Two in a corner. Spell corner.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
C-O-R.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
That's one.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
N-E-R.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
That's two R's.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
In a corner. Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
One in a room.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Spell room.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
R-O-O-N.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:42):
In a house. None in a house.
Speaker 5 (43:45):
Okay. I get it.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
You understand it?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I'm not sure you do, but okay. These are internet
riddles for kids. Riddle me this. For example, for everybody.
This is so easy. It's the easiest riddle ever. What
has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? Watch.
It's a clock. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Good.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
It's such an easy riddle. Okay. We'll go around. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie,
after I read it the second time, you'll have 10
seconds to answer the riddle. Children's riddles. Amy, you're first.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Ready?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Start easy. What's full of holes but still holds water?
Speaker 5 (44:21):
A sponge.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Okay. She jumped on it.
Speaker 5 (44:22):
Good.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Lunchbox, what gets bigger when more is taken away?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
What gets bigger when more is taken away? Oh, that's
a hole.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
Correct. Dang. Eddie, how many animals did Moses take on
the ark? That would be zero because that was Noah's ark.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Oh, man.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
That was tough.
Speaker 5 (44:48):
Wow. I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
I thought holes was tough.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Ark thing would have got me. That's a Bible.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
All right. You guys ready to go?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Don't miss it. Riddle me this. What kind of dog? Amy,
over to you. What kind of dog has no tail?
Speaker 4 (45:10):
Riddle me this.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
A dog tree?
Speaker 4 (45:14):
A what?
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Huh?
Speaker 5 (45:17):
Well, that's a kind of tree. But I guess that's not...
That is a.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Google it. Like a dogwood? Oh, a dogwood tree. We
can't do Google it on this game.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
No, no.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
This is not Scrabble.
Speaker 5 (45:25):
What kind of dog has no tail?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
You already answered.
Speaker 5 (45:29):
I know. Dogwood tree.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah. No, that's not it.
Speaker 5 (45:31):
That's not it?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
No. No.
Speaker 4 (45:32):
No.
Speaker 5 (45:33):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 1 (45:34):
Underdog. Hot dog? Hot dog. Oh. Sorry, Amy. Or that.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
You've been boned.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
She said Google it. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (45:46):
A dog what?
Speaker 5 (45:47):
A dog would. But I just said dog tree.
Speaker 1 (45:50):
But dog, even a dog wood isn't really a dog.
It's just the word dogs and dog wood.
Speaker 5 (45:55):
But a hot dog isn't a dog either.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
But the tree's called a dog wood.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
And it doesn't matter. Next up, Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yeah, let's go, man.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
If there are seven oranges and you take three away,
how many oranges do you have?
Speaker 4 (46:12):
I don't really understand.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
If there are seven oranges and you take three away,
how many oranges do you have?
Speaker 4 (46:21):
You have three because you took them away.
Speaker 1 (46:25):
That's correct. Oh, you took them away.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, you took them away. It didn't go anywhere. Got it.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
How many oranges do you have? Three, because that's the
ones you took away.
Speaker 4 (46:32):
Wow, wow, wow. I was confused.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Good, good, good. Eddie, what has a head and a tail,
is brown, but has no legs? Head and a tail,
and it's brown. What has a head and a tail,
is brown, but has no legs?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
I'm going to go with a penny.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Correct. And brown's weird because it's copper. Copper, yeah. But
you got it anyway. Good job. Riddle me this, Lunchbox.
The more of this there is, the less you see.
What is it? The more of this there is, the
less you see. What is it?
Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's going to be one of two things, Bobby. And
let me explain it to you.
Speaker 1 (47:23):
Yeah, six seconds. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
The more fog there is, the less you see, but
the darker it is, the less you see. So, I mean,
I don't know which angle you're going for, so I'll
go with dark.
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Darkness is the answer. A lot of fog would make
it dark.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
So, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Eddie, what goes through cities and towns but never moves?
What goes through cities and towns but never moves? What
goes through cities and towns... but never moves. Riddle me this. Oh,
(47:59):
the road doesn't move. The streets don't move. Need an answer?
Speaker 3 (48:05):
I'm going to go with roads.
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Nailed it. Lunchbox. Yep. Riddle me this. You're running a race,
and just before the finish line, you pass the person
in second place. In what place did you finish in
the race?
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Second place. Correct.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Because it was after the finish line? No. Say that again.
If you pass the person that was in second place,
you're not in first or somebody already up there. You're
in second. Okay.
Speaker 4 (48:37):
You tried to get me to say first, man. I
almost said it.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Eddie, what month of the year has 28 days in it?
What month of the year? What month of the year
has 28 days in it? 28 days in it. Riddle
Me This, 10 seconds up. I mean, I don't know
if that's trivia or a riddle. Well, the whole game
(49:02):
is called Riddle Me This. Yeah, but like... Five seconds.
What month of the year has 28 days in it? Answer? Oh, oh, oh,
28 May. No, all of them. Yeah!
Speaker 5 (49:15):
They all do.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
February is leap year when that happens. but every month
has at least 28 days in it. I was running
out of time, so I panicked, but I was thinking.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
No, February is 29 when it happens. That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (49:27):
Whatever it is. Yeah, thank you. Anyway. 28 normal.
Speaker 4 (49:30):
What were you thinking?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
28 is normal for February.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
I was thinking more along the lines of the word.
Speaker 6 (49:35):
I know.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Whatever you said has the word in that month. Like
28 days. Oh, don't think like that. Yeah, now those
are wrong. Lunchboxes are winning. Riddle me this. Oh, that burns.
Extra loud today. That burns me. All right, there you go.
More women are dating men 10 years younger or more.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
Amy?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Okay. How does that feel?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
It feels good, I guess. I don't want to go
any younger than that. But, I mean, men have been
doing that for a long time.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
That's correct. But how does it feel to you? Would
you date someone seriously 10 years younger than you?
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I mean, they would have to be serious in their life. Like,
they would have to be. I've kind of gone out
with someone younger who wasn't serious about life.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Did a frat bro or what?
Speaker 5 (50:26):
No.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's that guy that we saw, remember?
Speaker 5 (50:29):
No job, no car.
Speaker 4 (50:31):
Remember that dude?
Speaker 5 (50:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh, is that the dude you're talking about? Well, who
else would it be? I don't know. No, we saw
some kid driving Amy's car. Yeah, he was more than
10 years younger. Yes.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh, come on. Amy, don't lie.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
No, no, I don't think so. Honestly, I've sort of
blocked it out. I don't really remember. But I just
think if you've got that gap, you've got to have
stuff in common. And that's what throws me about some
of these men that do it 10, 15, 20 years younger.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
My wife's 12 years younger than I am.
Speaker 5 (51:00):
Yeah, but she's very mature.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
Okay. Okay. I agree.
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
At times, way more than me, I'll be honest with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it can happen.
Speaker 5 (51:10):
It can totally happen. I've dated, I mean, my last
boyfriend was, I think the distance between you and Caitlin,
the opposite.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
You get to say older.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
He was older. He was you, I was Caitlin. And
we had plenty in common, but we were at similar
stages in life with kids.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
So what's your perfect bracket?
Speaker 5 (51:29):
I guess, based on this information.
Speaker 1 (51:31):
No, just your perfect bracket.
Speaker 5 (51:33):
Probably older.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Really?
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
You like older dudes?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (51:37):
Five years older. I mean, I'm trying to think of
any relationship I've had besides that little mishap.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
They've always been older than me.
Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's not a mishap.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
That's a learning experience. And you missed out. You could
have taken them to meet Santa in a few months.
That would have been so fun for you.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I know.
Speaker 1 (51:56):
Yeah. So five years older.
Speaker 5 (51:58):
Five years older, 10 years older. I could go 10 years, 12, obviously, 15,
maybe now at this point.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
If you go like 25, soon enough, you'll just get
some free money.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
Because they die.
Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, you get the older person. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (52:12):
I mean, we're getting to that point. I mean, I've
had to consider 60.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
We kind of stopped her. She was climbing.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
I know. I jumped in.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
I wonder how high she would have gotten.
Speaker 5 (52:22):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
60.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
60 would have to be, I'd have to really think
about it. But I've had a six-year-old connect with me. Like,
you know that. We don't need to talk about it.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
What is she talking about?
Speaker 1 (52:34):
You know. A 60-year-old? Yeah. Connect with you. Yes.
Speaker 5 (52:38):
He's tried to be like, hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Oh, yeah, but I didn't think he was 60. Oh, yeah,
he's 60.
Speaker 5 (52:42):
Google it. Oh, he must have had a birthday.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But famous 60 is different. Correct.
Because you're still like 30. Like, you stop maturing from
the moment you get really famous because you don't have
to mature anymore.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
Oh, wow, and he's been famous for a while.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, he's like 30. So, I don't know. I just
wondered what your bracket was.
Speaker 5 (53:01):
What do y'all think my bracket is?
Speaker 1 (53:03):
It should be wide open. I think anywhere from 25
to 70.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
Okay, so wide open. You don't mean that. Y'all have
known me forever. I'm sure you could figure out what
a good age range for me would be.
Speaker 4 (53:18):
At this point, you've got to start just taking what
you can get.
Speaker 5 (53:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (53:23):
She's getting older. She's the garbage disposal or what?
Speaker 4 (53:25):
Yeah, she's getting older and you can't be as picky
when you're older.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
I don't know that that's true. I think you have
to be picky. You're successful. You've got to watch out.
People try to use you for your success. Those money grabbers.
They want to drive your car. Yeah. We saw it.
Speaker 5 (53:40):
I know you did.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
We saw it first hand. We saw it first hand
and we didn't say anything about it while it was happening.
Speaker 5 (53:44):
I know. Y'all are good friends.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
Are you on, are you, are you apping it? No.
Are you going to app it?
Speaker 5 (53:50):
No.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Are you eyeballing it? Like looking around places you go?
Speaker 5 (53:56):
Uh, I mean, kind of, I guess. And I've, I've
been asked out. I don't, I'm not interested. I don't,
I don't know what it is. Like, I'm not interested.
It's really, I am interested in dating, but I haven't
been interested. I'm just not interested in going out yet.
And maybe that will change or maybe it's just not
the right person.
Speaker 4 (54:14):
Have you winked at the bar at anybody?
Speaker 1 (54:17):
No. Have you been to a bar?
Speaker 5 (54:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (54:20):
I haven't been to the bar.
Speaker 1 (54:21):
Have you been to the club?
Speaker 5 (54:22):
I haven't winked at the bar. And I don't know.
I was trying to talk through this with some of
my girlfriends. Like, I don't know what it is. Like,
I just don't have an interest in going. And so
I guess it's just not the right person.
Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah, I'd agree with that. So. Okay, so 25 to 75.
We're going to settle on that. No, we're not settling
on that. What if we set you up on this show?
What if we did a bit?
Speaker 4 (54:45):
Oh, yes.
Speaker 5 (54:45):
We're not doing a bit.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
DM Lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
We all bring someone in.
Speaker 5 (54:49):
I think the more ideal is.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (54:51):
42 we're not all.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Bringing somebody in that's how people get murdered there is
no chance.
Speaker 5 (54:56):
42 to 57 the.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
Dudes ever dm you to say what's up uh.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yes i don't yeah i don't reply i mean it's
not like.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
A lot yeah but you do get dm'd yeah yeah
yes and what do they say usually um If.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
I lived in Nashville or can I rub your feet?
Speaker 1 (55:20):
Whoa, they're that forward? I think it's just feet people.
I don't even know that it's that forward.
Speaker 5 (55:25):
I think it's just literally feet people. Rub your feet's
different than the guy that wants pictures of my feet.
And he continuously offers $ 500.
Speaker 1 (55:33):
For pictures of your feet?
Speaker 5 (55:35):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Can we send them pictures of my feet and say
they're your feet and split the money? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
No, I just don't want to open that can.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
I don't know. My feet are pretty feminine.
Speaker 5 (55:44):
Did y'all see I did a post not too long
ago and I realized my feet were in the picture
and I scratched them out because of the feet DMs
I get.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
We didn't notice that.
Speaker 5 (55:52):
And I'm not just posting that.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
We don't notice your feet, so we wouldn't notice your
feet being scratched out.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
I didn't know if y'all noticed that I colored over
it with the draw. Like I drew over my feet.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
Because you ain't giving that for free.
Speaker 5 (56:01):
I know.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
I can't. Uh-uh. No.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Because what if I do get desperate one day and
I need that $ 500?
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Okay, now it's out of control.
Speaker 4 (56:10):
The Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
So Eddie got invited to go back out on the
lake again with that same dad and son. And the
last time we did this, you thought it was a
little weird because you didn't really know the dad.
Speaker 3 (56:20):
No, I mean, they play sports together. My kids play
sports together, but I don't know the dad at all.
That first trip was better than I expected. It was
all day on like a party barge.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
Just us four. So that went well.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
It wasn't bad. And then we went to dinner afterwards.
I picked up the bill. It was, it wasn't a
bad day.
Speaker 2 (56:40):
All right.
Speaker 1 (56:40):
Update guys. I got invited again. Okay. I got the invite.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
You got the second date.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
So I guess like he really had a good time too,
that he wants to do it again. So he invited
me to go back to the lake. He said, he's
got the boat for the afternoon, but he also extended
an invitation to spend the night and play.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
Golf in the morning.
Speaker 5 (57:02):
Oh, wow. That escalated.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Amy, I don't know if I'm ready for that.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Are you ready for an overnight on the second date?
Speaker 1 (57:08):
I don't think so. I don't think I'm ready for that.
Speaker 5 (57:11):
But it also includes golf.
Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah. But what if it doesn't go well that night? Right.
Then I'm stuck. Do you still play golf?
Speaker 5 (57:17):
And do you get your own room?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Okay, now you've gone too far. No, I haven't.
Speaker 5 (57:21):
There can be double beds. I have not gone too far.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
I'm not sleeping in the same bed as this dude.
You think two adult men are going to sleep in
the same bed?
Speaker 7 (57:28):
Two adult.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
If I was going somewhere with a girlfriend, absolutely I'd
share a room.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
What are you talking about? Guys, don't do that.
Speaker 5 (57:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (57:37):
They could share a room. Not like this. If you're
being invited out as you and your son, maybe you
and your son would possibly share a room with two beds.
That's fine. Yeah, but the two dads aren't sharing a room.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
But if there's two.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
That'd be the weirdest thing.
Speaker 5 (57:49):
Okay. I don't think it's an unreasonable thing.
Speaker 1 (57:52):
We're like rubbing feet together.
Speaker 5 (57:54):
No, no, separate beds, but same room.
Speaker 1 (57:57):
If two dads that don't even really know each other
were on a trip together, I just don't think they'd
be sharing the same room. Okay. If they were like
long lost best friends, there were only two bedrooms. I
get that.
Speaker 3 (58:09):
And I don't know the sleeping arrangement. They have a
lake house, but I don't know, Amy. I mean, it
could be one room.
Speaker 7 (58:15):
No, they definitely have three bedrooms. I would assume for that.
Adult in the two-kid share room.
Speaker 5 (58:21):
Okay, so it's a lake house. Missed that part.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
But regardless, guys, I don't think I'm there yet. I
don't think I want to spend the night.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
But how fun would that be for your kid?
Speaker 4 (58:30):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (58:30):
Why can't you just go home after the boat? That's
what I'm saying. Because how far away is the lake house?
An hour and a half. You can drive home. Just
come home, no problem. But what do you say to
him so he's not offended that you don't want to
stay the night with him? Church. Got to do church
on Sundays, man.
Speaker 5 (58:45):
Or just send him this episode.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
So you're going to.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
I hope he doesn't hear this. But the real reason is...
I just don't know if I'm ready for that. It's
a commitment.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
I don't really know him that well.
Speaker 1 (58:57):
So you're going to use church as a lie though? No,
I'll go to church. No, I know you're going, but yeah,
you missed what I said there. I will go to
church so it's not a lie. But I mean, would
I love to stay and play golf? Dude, yes. I
think this golf course is right.
Speaker 5 (59:10):
By the lake I'm shocked he's not saying this doesn't
seem like that big of a deal to me staying
the night's.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
A commitment it is Amy and that's the whole weekend too.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Okay like you're just basically saying this whole weekend I'm
going to spend with.
Speaker 7 (59:25):
This dude and you've only and your boys sure That
you've only hung out with one time.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
Only one time. Yeah, that's tough. I support you. So
come home? Maybe you have to miss the whole thing.
Cancel the whole thing, but I love the lake. No,
he didn't go down for the day. You know how
much I love boats. Okay, so you're going to go
on the boat part of it again and then say,
I can't stay because I've got to get back for church? Yeah.
How does that sound? What if you get there?
Speaker 5 (59:49):
What if you go down for the day and it's
so fun and you're like, dang.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Dang.
Speaker 5 (59:55):
And then you want to have a few drinks, and
you're like, I should have stayed.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Amy, all your stuff stays with me. It starts with me.
It really is, Amy. It's weird. Amy wants you to, like,
make out with this dude. No. By everything.
Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
No, I'm saying, like, if he's on the boat and
he has, like, two beers, he shouldn't drive back.
Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I thought about that. Like, does this guy get me
drunk on purpose to stay?
Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
No. Oh, no.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
The possibility.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
He's like, I'm going to be trying to leave. He's like,
you can't go. You're too drunk. You just... It turns into, baby,
it's cold outside. You better stay. You... Can't drink the
second half of the trip at all because you've got
to drive home. Cut off, yeah, at a certain time. Although,
are you guys going that hard with your kids? No,
we have a few drinks. Because I was worried. That
(01:00:33):
first time I was worried, like, does he even like
to have beers in the lake? I do. And it
turns out he did. He had a whole cooler full
of beers. Any chance you and this guy end up
great friends, though? Probably. I mean, second date.
Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Well, dive in.
Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
I think eventually we would be able to spend the night.
Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
You know, I've changed. I think you should stay the night. No,
I don't want to. I think you should stay the
night because anything can happen. This could be a great
friend of yours in the future. Your kids will have
a good time together and we'll have a great segment
whenever you come back.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
And you won't have to do down and back same day.
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
It's only an hour and a half, Amy.
Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I know, but what a blessing to have someone that
has a lake house.
Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I'll think about it. That's such a fun invite. And
then also you can probably use the lake house when
they're not using it. Like if you go stay there,
And at some point, he'd be like, hey, you can
use our lake house anytime. That would be cool. And
the boat. Okay, now you're getting ahead of yourself, too.
Do you know for sure what you're going to do yet?
Are you going to think about it? I have no
idea yet. Okay. Let us know. I vote go spend
the night.
Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
I vote go spend the night.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 4 (01:01:36):
Oh, you got to spend the night, dude. You got
to see where the night leads you. Okay, here we
go again. It's not going to lead anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
No, no.
Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I know, but that way you know. But if it
does lead somewhere, you know that, okay, I got to
stop hanging out with this dude.
Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
What?
Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
You guys make everything... In case he makes a move?
Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Yeah, in case he makes a move.
Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
No, guys, to be clear, I don't think there's anything...
You thought they were sleeping in the same bed! I didn't.
I thought if they were in a hotel, but now
I know they're in a lake house.
Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
His lake house, though. His lake house, his rules. It's
nice to have rich friends, though. His rules?
Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Like, Lunchbox is saying he can do anything.
Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I don't know, guys.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
I'm going to just.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Okay, okay, okay. I'm not sure. Update us. I will.
I think you should stay the night. Just for the segment.
That's all I'm saying.
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