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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Welcome to Thursday's show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Morning, studio.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yesterday, we spent the whole show talking about Dolly. And
it felt right. And we just kind of revisited a
lot of the stuff. We posted a lot of clips.
And it was weird to see what went viral. But
some of the cool stories, there were two specifically from
our show that went super viral yesterday. One was that
she didn't know Whitney Houston recorded her song, I Will
Always Love You, until she heard it on the radio.
(00:37):
And she was driving and she had to pull over.
And she told this on our show.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
So I sent it and I hadn't heard anything more
about it until I heard it going, driving from my
office to my house in Brentwood. I just heard Whitney saying,
if I did the acapella part and it was just,
it wasn't ringing. I thought, well, that's weird. And it
was only when she went into the course of it
that I will always love you, that I realized what
I was listening to.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And it was so overwhelming.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I almost wrecked. And I have to honestly say that
is one of the biggest thrills and one of the
most overwhelming feelings I've ever had about anything in my life.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So I guess Dolly was listening to like a mix
station or like a pop station. If she just listened
to the radio and that comes on, but also crazy
to hear your song being sung by somebody else. And
you like, you know, she has it, but you haven't
heard anything about it. And then you don't even hear
when they finish it. You only hear when it's played
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's crazy. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Pretty wild.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
The other clip of ours that went super viral was
this one. And we've talked about this before, but how
she wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on
the same exact day.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You wrote this for the same day?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, I believe so. It was right in that writing
period of time because I remember all my paperwork and
like they came out pretty close, you know, at the
same time. So everybody said, boy, what was you taking?
That was a good writing day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
If you want to hear the show yesterday, the full
tribute show, it is up on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Just go search for The Bobby Bone Show. It's the
anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
If there's a question to be had, send it in
to the mailbag.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Send it!
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Amy, this has your name on it.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a mom with a
15-year-old daughter.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
She was invited to go on a beach vacation for
Labor Day weekend with her boyfriend and his family. They
invited her to come along, and his parents will be
there the entire time. Would you let your 15-year-old go?
Would you put your foot down and say no? Signed,
overprotective mom.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh, I think I would just want to get to
know the parents, and it would be fine with me.
If I knew the parents, I would be totally okay
with that.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
And the parents are going to be there the whole time?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, 15, 16.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I can't. Guys, the parents are going to be there
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Boyfriend, girlfriend, Amy.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Boyfriend, girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
They like each other.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
But the parents are going to be there the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But are they going to be there the whole time?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Well, that's why I want to get to know the
parents a little bit. And if I feel like there
are certain parents where I might be like, okay, yeah,
probably not. And there are other parents where I'll be like, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, so here's the thing. Let me throw this.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
If you don't already know these parents and your kids
have been boyfriend, girlfriend, and they're 15 or so, isn't
that kind of a weird thing?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
If they've been together a long time, maybe you would
already know the parents.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, I agree. I think that they've had opportunities because
they're not driving yet. So you still are picking up,
dropping off. They're coming over. You're getting to know them.
I'm thinking of like if my daughter had a boyfriend
at 15 and we were doing a beach vacation, I
might be like, okay, would he want to come?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Wow, good for you.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
But I know what kind of parents we would be.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But also a beach vacation, too.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Okay, y'all are acting like it's totally party time.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
It's the beach.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
What about... Games around the table, like cookouts, like walks
on the beach, like boat trips.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I hear all that. All that happens.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Like it could be a fun experience.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
It's just spending the night, 15. Yeah, I have a
scenario for you. When everyone goes to sleep.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah, you're sleeping over here with her.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You padlock the door.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Yeah, you have to do something.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
We don't have to padlock the door, but just, I mean,
all the dad needs to do is make a few threats.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I feel like dads do that anyway and still stuff happens.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, but that's why I went to you. You would say?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I would say if I feel comfortable enough with the parents, yes.
If I do not, which, yes, there are parents where
I would not. So it's circumstantial. It's case by case.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Call me a sexist if you want.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If I had a 15-year-old son and the family was like, hey,
you can come with us because you're his girlfriend and
we're the family, I wouldn't mind letting the son go.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If I had a daughter, no chance. I do have
a daughter, but a 15-year-old daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But if the family's awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No chance.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
What if it's like Caitlin's type of parents? Oh, guess what?
They're awesome.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Y'all are crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
No, it's not. And it's not even the parents, Amy,
in this situation.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, it's not the parents.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
It's the kids. I don't trust the kids.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't trust a single kid.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I went to you.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Y'all are robbing them of an opportunity of a cool
family vacation.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
They're 15.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We are robbing them of teen pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Boom. No.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Wow. They.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You can set up, you can have boundaries. It doesn't
mean they're going to have a chance to do it.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
There's always a chance to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Hey, I've seen that there's always a chance.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
No, there are things you can do.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Especially at the beach.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Thank you for the email. Amy says, let it rip.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Amy says, send them no rules. See how you feel
about the parents. Get them their own condo.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All right, close it up.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I want to do that story about the woman whose
dad died. Have you guys seen this on the internet
about her dad.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Taking a bunch of money from a bank?
Speaker 11 (05:53):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, so I'm going to read you the story, and
I want you to tell me what you think about
her as a daughter.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I read this yesterday.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Theodore Ted Conrad worked as a vault teller at the
Society National Bank in Cleveland, Ohio, starting in 1969. On
that day, July 11th, 1969, he finished his shift.
He stuffed $ 215, 000 in cash into a paper bag, and
he left the bank. He was never seen again as
(06:23):
Ted Conrad. Now, that money that he stole in 1969,
which was over $ 200, 000, today would be worth $ 1. 8 million. So,
you got a real live bank robbery here. Investigators chased
leads across the country for decades. They put them on
America's Most Wanted. They had them on Unsolved Mysteries. So
(06:43):
he was gone. People then thought maybe he was dead.
He then resurfaced under a new identity, Thomas Randall in Massachusetts.
He sold luxury cars. He married, raised a daughter. His
daughter was Ashley. Ashley didn't know anything of the life
that her dad had led before he changed his name.
In 2021, he was dying of cancer. And so he
(07:04):
told Ashley, his daughter, the whole story. He said, I'm
going to tell you this. And I want you to
know authorities are still looking for me. but don't tell anybody.
And so he said his real name, but all of
this in trade that she wouldn't write about it or
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
She agreed. He told her everything. He died.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
She went and searched and found everything about him. And
then she's doing a podcast about it now.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Oh, interesting.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
No idiot.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So after he had this talk with her on his deathbed,
he died a couple months later.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
She's figuring it all out. And so now she's doing
a podcast and, Smokescreen my fugitive dad. How do you
feel about her?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Interesting. Is she going to be responsible for any of
this money?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She did nothing wrong.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I think that... And she promised him I'm not going
to do anything?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Like.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Well, he's alive, right? That's what that means.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Or did he mean like when I die?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
He said, I will give you my real name and
the story on one condition. Don't look into it.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Did he wink?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It doesn't say anything about a wink.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Don't look into it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She broke the promise.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yeah, she did. I don't know their relationship. I would
have to know the details of how close they were.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But he said, don't tell.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And then he died and she told.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
But then she probably, yeah, well, she looked into it
and then she's probably fascinated and she was like, wow,
this is a crazy story. I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I would have done it too.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I would have told. I'd wait until he died, though.
I wouldn't have turned him in alive.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But I would wait until he died, gave it a breath,
and then be like, you'd never believe this.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is the story of my dad. It is crazy.
He walked out. Nobody got hurt.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Dude, crazy? He got... I mean, he never got caught.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
He just disappeared.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
He got away with it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You shouldn't steal. I'd like to say that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You shouldn't rob banks. I'd like to say that. I
think it's different, though, as well.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You'd have to approach it differently if you killed people
and changed his name. I think the crime affects... how
you tell the story. But we're all just kind of
fascinated by this.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
It's a bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's a bank, without guns.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
He didn't go in. Yeah, he just stuck it in
a bag and left. Actually, I think it makes your
dad kind of look like a baller.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
For sure. You're honoring your dad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know what? Matter of fact, yes, homage. You are
paying homage to your father.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I know, but if he did that, don't you think
there's probably other things that he did?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He would have told her.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
On his deathbed. But my question is, aren't you taking
a risk that maybe you got an inheritance of $ 100, 000
and they say, hey, $ 100, 000, that's how much he stole
from the bank. That's our money.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Sorry, sucker. Probably a statute of limitations on bank robbery.
We could probably Google that and see.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Because if it happened in 1969 or 70 or whatever,
I would bet you once you make 25 years or so,
they probably- I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Bank robbery is pretty serious.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I bet a bank robbery, though, with no guns drawn
at people is different. than a bank robbery with guns.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
They're a little more lenient on you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Mike, what do you see? I see five years. Statute
of limitations, five years?
Speaker 11 (10:06):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You hide for five years, you come back out in
the open.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
So if you rob a bank and five years later,
you're free?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, you're free to not go to jail for it.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Jeez, that's pretty good brisk.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
That's not bad. That's the crime you should do.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
For five years? You just got to run for five years?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Let's do that bit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Do it, Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Six years in California. Did you see Mr. Beast try
to do the run from the cops video, Mike?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Where they got in a van and they got the
head start. Like a hundred cops trying to get him.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
And they got him, right?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well, I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
I got them.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No spoilers.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I'm sure they got them.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
But he spent a ton of money, like in months,
getting ready, putting cameras up.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's cool. Yeah, it was really cool. But I don't
know if we're supposed to be mad at the daughter
or not.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I'm not mad at her.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I'm not mad at her.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
I'm mad at her. I mean, selling out your dad.
Your dad tried to, you know, after that, he lived
a different life. He was upstanding. And now you're just
ruining his reputation. And everything he asked you not to do,
you're doing it. It's like... Man, if you can't trust
your daughter, who can you trust? You sold him out.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I feel like that kind of helps his reputation.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Would you really look at someone that robbed a bank
how many years ago?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Robbing? I don't feel like it's the right word.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
It is, though.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Oh, he robbed a bank.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I know, but rob the bank, though, feels like you're
going with a gun. Everybody get down.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Okay, he stole money from the bank?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
He stole money from a bank.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
He's not a robber.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What he did was not legal, but I feel like
that's different than in our minds. What's a bank robbery?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Oh, when you walk in, get on the floor, it's
a robbery.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Here's a note. Tell her, put it in a bag.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
No dye packs.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're going hard.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
No dye packs.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
No trackers.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Get on the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I got to shoot one of you to show I'm
being serious.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Burglary versus robbery.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
And I get it. I think it's cool what he did.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Burglary, stealing, robbery involves threatening or hurting somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I think it's if someone else is present.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Like, I think it's cool what he did. Like, I'm
not mad that he robbed a bank without, you know,
no one got hurt. He didn't threaten anybody. But when
your dad asked you not to say something, it's like, okay,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
He was a crook, though. So what's he going to
mind if you crook out a little later?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
And what's it care? He's dead.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That's true, too. So, yeah, so she got the podcast.
It's called, again, Smokescreen, My Fugitive Dad.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
How long does that podcast last? Like, once you tell
the story, I don't even.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you then turn it into other people who
have had families with bank robberies. If it were me
doing that show, it would turn into that. Talk to
other people who've robbed banks, have known, tell stories of
great bank robberies they still haven't solved.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
That's smart because if it was my idea, I'd be like,
all right, one episode podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
How about changing your identity though?
Speaker 13 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Like that's also kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Man, getting away with it.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Just getting away with it, living a whole second life
with a full family, having to keep that secret.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
When do you trust that you can tell your current wife?
Speaker 11 (12:48):
When you're dying.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know if the mom knew.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Then he may have never told her.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Right.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And the daughter told her through a podcast called My
Secret Life. Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
With Amy.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
You know the little free libraries that are out and about?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Well, now there are free blockbusters, but this is more
of an official thing. Some people occasionally have turned their
little libraries into... where you can open it up and
there's DVDs and VHS tapes and they look like little blockbusters.
But this is a legit thing. It's called free blockbuster.
Even the real blockbusters trademark people are involved and they
(13:31):
want them to request an official license because they're even
selling these repurposed and repainted newspaper dispensers that are blue
and yellow and they look just like blockbuster. And you
can buy one for like 400 bucks and put it
in your area and then people just fill it up
with DVDs, VHS tapes. And they can go in, take
one out, and then put it back when they're done
(13:52):
or replace it with some other ones that they are
done with. And there's even a map online so you
can see where all these are.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I like it. I don't trust humans in general because
they'll steal them and sell them online. But I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And also, of course, Blockbuster wants them to have to
buy a license. Blockbuster's trying to make money, too. That's
a weird part of the story.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
They're still around?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Well, the owners of the trademark are like, yeah, cool,
just file for the license.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, file for the license and pay us.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I like it when those work, the book ones work.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I can just imagine someone stealing all the DVDs and
then selling them.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Well, the first one of these was put up in California,
and that was seven years ago. So the main story
here is that now it's spreading across the U.S. and
even in Canada, and that you can do it online.
And now they have these repurposed newspaper things you can buy.
So it's a whole business.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I like your story. I shouldn't have said I don't
trust humans. This isn't that story to say I don't
trust humans.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
But you remember the newspaper things, you know, where you
put a quarter in and you take a newspaper? That
also do trusted people because all the newspapers are in there.
You could have grabbed them all.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
No, I didn't think you could open it unless you
put the quarter in.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well, you had to do that, but for one quarter,
you get eight.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
You get all of them.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
But the problem with that is, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Sell them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You go out on the corner and get your papers.
Good story. I just like it when people are doing
things to help other people to be nice. I do
like it. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm going to give you three actors. You tell me
the movie that they all were in.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
For example, Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, and Jason Alexander. That
would be Pretty Woman.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Good. All right.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
We have five of these.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Number one, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal. They all
started one movie together. Can you name that movie?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Three seconds.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What did you have?
Speaker 11 (15:56):
The Joker. Because Heath Ledger was that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Because he played the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Right, and so I just went to that, and then
I was like, wait, that's not the name of the movie.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All right, next up.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (16:21):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
How do you like them apples? Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Amy? Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Next up. Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Who the heck is that?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Which one?
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Three seconds?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
All right.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Iron Man.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Eddie?
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Iron Man.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Iron Man.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Correct.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Woo!
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Wow, they're in there? Terrence Howard's in there?
Speaker 11 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I knew he was. He played the military guy. I
didn't know who Jeff Bridges was, though, in it. What
was he?
Speaker 8 (17:29):
He was the villain.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Oh, really?
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Man, it's been that long time. DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
What movie were they all in together? Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy,
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Who is Tom Hardy?
Speaker 11 (17:51):
But I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Inception.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
I have The Revenant.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It is The Inception.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Tom Hardy also plays Bane.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Boom!
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh, the guy with the mask on his face?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Natalie Portman.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh, we're doing more?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Oh, he said five.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, did I say five? All right, if I said five,
Lunchbox is your winner. He wins on the fifth one.
There he is. Okay, if you answer yes to at
least five of these questions, you're a bad driver. Are
you ready for this? Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If you answer yes to at least five of these questions,
you are a bad driver. Number one, have you gotten
two or more speeding tickets ever?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yes. No.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Have you ever caused another car accident?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You have to ask that. I think it's yes.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
No. Does it mean you caused it and you weren't
in it at all? Like you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yes, that could be it too.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It could be you were in it and you made someone.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Does it mean like the time when I was 16
and I was on I-35 and I was eating my
jelly toast and I hit the car in front of me?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's an accident.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
And I caused it. And I had to throw my
toast in my console because I was embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Have you ever caused another car accident? Would that be...
What she's saying, that's just being in an accident.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
See, that's not me.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
So that's a no for you?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
That's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Have you had a curb in the last year?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
A curb?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Amy, the answer is yes.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Well, that's why I was making sure you said that
because doesn't everybody get curbs daily?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Um i haven't what in the last year i don't
think so you haven't hit a curb before.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I had an.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Suv i did hit a couple because i can't see
that's why i ended up getting an suv but i
i don't think i.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Have dang i've messed up my uh rim with the
pulling into my ex-husband's driveway i was picking up the
kids and dang i scraped it bad. It has this
weird curb thing on his driveway.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is it called a curb?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
It's like a, I don't even know what it is,
but now it makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you use your phone while driving? Sometimes.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Sometimes.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
That would be yes.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Because my maps.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I'm going to have to say yes on that one, too,
because one, maps. And two, if I'm going to light,
I'll pick it up. So I think that's going to
count here, sadly. So I'm going to go one.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You keeping up with yours?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Have you ever backed into a parked car or object?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
In the last how many years?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It just says period.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, I have not.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yes, I have. I could start naming the items.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Do passengers that ride with you tell you to slow
down or speed up?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
No.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Can we answer that one?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
No, nobody is.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
No. No.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Do you avoid parallel parking because you're bad at it?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
I am an excellent parallel parker.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Have you ever been honked at and immediately knew you
were in the wrong?
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Has someone ever refused to let you drive because they
didn't trust you?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yes, but that's not fair.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
I'll answer that one too.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I have one on my scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
And you drive too slow. People tell you speed up.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's not a question.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Nobody rides with me and says speed up. Because nobody
rides with me.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, but we pass you on the highway and we're
like speed up.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But you don't ride with me. How many did you have?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
A six.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
If you answered yes to at least five of these questions,
you're a bad driver.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Gosh, Amy, you just beat it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, five means bad. Six means worse.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I mean, hitting a curb does not make you a
bad driver.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, it doesn't by itself. But when you add the
other four to five, it does.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You know, so you are a bad driver.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
No, we took a driver's test here and I was
the best driver in the whole studio.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We took like a tactical driving test.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
With a driver's ed teacher.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
In a very small area. And you won that.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
And you knew the teacher.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Yeah, you knew the teacher.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You spent money on the teacher.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
No, I don't know him at all. It was where
my kid took driver's ed. So I said, I'll reach
out and see if they'll come in.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
And he even said that in his analysis. Well, I mean,
Amy did pay me for.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Her kid to go there.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
He was joking. Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There's something called a food divorce. Would you consider getting
a food divorce?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Because they say more couples should eat different food or
eat separately when they live together.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Did you guys do that before your real divorce?
Speaker 7 (22:10):
No.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
No.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Well, I mean, we'd have to. I could see if
you have different dietary needs, how it might be helpful.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
We food divorce constantly. We're probably food divorced five nights
a week. I'm coming in a different time. We got
a new baby. I have to eat completely weird food.
No dairy at all. I guess my wife eats weirder
food because she has a pretty severe autoimmune disease. So
she can't have a lot of foods that give her inflammation.
So yeah, we kind of have a separation.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Well, they're calling it food divorce.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
You guys are just separated.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Like there's sleep divorce.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
We get back together.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
And now there's food divorce.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
For couples with different tastes, diets, schedules, or cravings. What
about sleep divorces? Would you guys like to sleep in
a different bed with your wife if it was allowed?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
I used to hate the idea of it. And now
as you get older and you realize how important sleep is,
I just want us to name it something else. It
doesn't have to be called sleep divorce and food divorce.
Like I don't like having the D word, you know, around.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Divorce.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Um, Sleep camp.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Sleep camp.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Sleep away camp.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Would you like to be a sleep camp with your
wife each night? Like a different bedroom. Would you like
your own bedroom, Eddie?
Speaker 13 (23:26):
No.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I like sleeping with my wife.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You get your own bedroom though. Posters. You put up
whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Oh, I can do my trophy?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
My whole trophies can go up on there?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
And some nights you could stay together if you wanted.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Oh, that's like a sleepover?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah. Like maybe on the weekends.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
When you have work in the morning?
Speaker 6 (23:42):
During the week you go to your other bed.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
When a house that we lived in before this one,
when we moved in, they had two master bedrooms and
it was kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We said, why? They said, well, because they didn't sleep
in the same room.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Oh, wow. I get it.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They'd been married for a long time, but he had
a room and she had a room.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
No way.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We didn't adhere to their plan. But yeah. Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (24:05):
No, I need to sleep with my wife because, I mean,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
You didn't say anything.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Go to your own room.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
It doesn't mean that... Whatever you're saying doesn't happen.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
But sometimes it's like on the weekends or whatever, she
likes to wake up and that's when she.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay. What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Okay, question. You know, some people, and this may not
be first marriage stuff. This could be more second marriage.
People living in separate houses.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's wild.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So it's not even just separate rooms. It's like we're married,
but yeah, they live... at their place and I live
at mine.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
It feels like that's just for the tax break.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Like you're only married because I don't know, it doesn't
feel like a real marriage if you're living together, but
you could say that about bedrooms too. I think right now, no,
but ask me in 10 years, I think my wife
may be the one that wants a different room more
than me just because my schedule is odd. And I
think I wake her up a lot rolling in and
out of bed early in the morning. If my alarm
clock happens to go off, I know this morning I
(25:09):
slept until my alarm, which almost never happens. And it's
so much earlier than she wakes up and it went
and I saw it wake her up. So because our
schedules are so different, much like the food divorce or sorry,
food camp, if we did bed camp, I think it
would benefit her more than me because of the odd
hours that I have.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I mean, marriage evolves. Like think, you know, there used
to be people getting married at 14 and that was
very normal. Now we're like, can you believe people used
to get married and you know, trade animals and whatnot.
And now.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
What did you say?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
They did what with animals?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
They did what?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
They would say, oh, I want like an arranged marriage.
What's it called?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The dowry?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
The dowry. I was going to say bounty.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But that was like land.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
I'm saying, I'm just saying how things have evolved over
time that we think.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Eddie got a dowry?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
That would be.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
What did I get?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A dowry when you married your wife?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I got a piece of land?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, but dowry can be anything financial that helps. It'd
be land or money.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
He made the dad pay off her credit card debt.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, that's not a dowry. That's basically today's dowry.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He paid off all of her debt before.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
So we can start even, and then we got into
debt later.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
But a dowry would be what the father of the
bride would give the dude in order to give them
an advantage in life moving forward.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Oh, I thought, did it go to her or her family?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I thought it was they gave it to the family. Like,
we want your daughter to marry our son. Here's all
these cows.
Speaker 8 (26:42):
See, I would have taken cows. Clearing the debt, to me,
that just seems like you should have done that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, your wife was an adult.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I know, but still under, you know, she was still like,
after we get married.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
She's mine.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
It sounds weird. It sounds weird. But in the wedding,
don't they say like, who gives this woman?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Follow me.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
I was going somewhere with this. Like fast forward 50
years from now, they might be sitting around and being like,
can you believe people used to share a room? After
all we know about how horrible that is for your
sleep and your health.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Like, did you know a range of marriages have a
higher success rate at Western marriages where we get to
pick our own partners?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
I have heard that. I don't know the truth behind it.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Is that because you die if you get divorced?
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Yeah, they don't allow divorce.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, they do. Oh, they do? And also a dowry
would go, let's say Eddie and I were getting married
and you were Eddie's parent. You would give me the,
I'm the bride. You'd give me the, or I'm the husband.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
You'd give him the cows.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
You'd give it to the husband so the bride's family
doesn't get anything? Oh, I thought it.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Traditionally, it's not family to family. It's you give it
to the guy.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I'm the husband.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, I'm the husband. If we're getting married, I'm the husband.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
And you're the wife.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think we know that.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
With Bobby.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
This guy's 88, lives in Arizona.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He's got his dog and they're out and they got
stuck in the mud because there were a bunch of
storms there.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So they, they're spinning out. There's no cell.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
And so he used that emergency SOS on our phone.
Even if you don't have a phone plan, you can
still use it. And so they got him and came
and got him.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I always think it's funny you can make the phone
work even at It doesn't.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
It even says like no signal.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And then all of a sudden there's a signal.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Interesting.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Or if you do pay for your phone and there's
no signal, but all of a sudden there's still a signal.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Right.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Let us use that if you have no bars, but no,
they saved them because of that, that, that satellite SOS
text feature. And so the social media that the sheriff's
office said, Hey, the guy was prepared though.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
He was out there and he had medications, food and water.
He stayed with his vehicle.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
And they were just saying that stay with your vehicle.
So save him and the dog. That's from AZ family.
Thought it was a good story to share because you
do have that feature on your phone. If you have
no cell, you still have that satellite feature.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
And they're saying, stay with your vehicle. If that happens,
that's hard. Cause you'd want to just go like, I
can go find someone.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
And that's what happens when people don't find someone and
then get lost and they don't have a vehicle. And
then the conditions are rattlesnakes and wolves, bears.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
And you turn the radio on and the dial just
keeps on turning.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
Keeps on turning.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And you hear Eddie and me, lunchbox, more game two.
School's a Steve Redhead, he's trying to put you through.
Mike D's writing his week's next bit. Now Bobby's on
the mic so you know what this is. This is
the Bobby Vaughn Show.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
All right, we have 90 seconds to get as many
of Amy's corny jokes right as possible. Our record is six,
although a couple weeks ago we got five. Last week
we didn't do so hot. You guys ready?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
We're ready.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Amy, you can't laugh, though, at the joke. Sometimes you
really count, like, cost us time. Because you'll tell a
joke and we'll get it and you'll be like, yeah.
Then you've got to move to the next one, Amy.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, you've got to move.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I've noticed that reviewing tape, because I'm trying to get
better at this.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
All right.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Efficiency.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I'll just keep a straight face.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
We're going to nail this.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
Ready, guys?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, here we go. And go. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
What video game do you play after eating Taco Bell?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Cheese, Zelda, Mario, Fartio Brothers. Fartio Brothers. Sonic the.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Super Mario Brothers.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Chihuahua.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Duck Hunt.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, go ahead. We're thinking too old. We're thinking too old.
What are video games now? Oh, video games.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Yeah, now.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Roadblocks. Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes.
Speaker 13 (30:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Good one, dude.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Bad light?
Speaker 11 (31:02):
In the dark.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Detention.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Bad light.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
If you're bad, detention.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Wait, what?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, jail?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Um....
Speaker 11 (31:15):
Bad light.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Jail.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, jail. Prison.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Bad light.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
Time out.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Illumination.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Bad light.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Sun. Jail.
Speaker 13 (31:26):
In the dark.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Jail.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Locked up.
Speaker 11 (31:28):
Solitary confinement.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Prison.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Jail cell. A cell.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What has to do with light in jail?
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Daylight.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Dark.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Solitary confinement. No light.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Lighter sentence.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Prison. Oh, that's good. Lunchbox. Lighter sentence.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Detention. Did you say detention?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, but I mean, I said that, but it wasn't
the answer. Time out.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
Time out.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Light out.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
The big house. The jail cell. Prison.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Jail.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
Light.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Light prison.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Stupid.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
In prism. Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
A prism.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Light.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Because light is prison.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
I would have never gotten that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
We would have done better if you would have laughed more.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Exactly. Hey, bring that back.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you would have just laughed more, we would have
felt loose.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Wow, we only got one after I gave her the lecture.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
That's terrible, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's terrible. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
Clear eyes, full hearts.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Can't lose.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
This story comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee. A co-host
on a nationally syndicated radio show found out on air
that he couldn't attend the annual I Heart Country Music Festival.
His boss offered to buy him a plane ticket out
of his own pocket so that he could be there.
So what did the co-host do? He pulled out the
thank you butt and complained about the early arrival time
on his flight home, talking about sleeping before he could
(32:53):
care for his own kids, that he would lose his
voice because of quote-unquote allergies and missing a luncheon. So
you know what happened? He continued to be the most ungrateful,
annoying child that he has always been. I'm Kim, and
that's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I just kind of nailed it.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
I mean, perfect.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Not really.
Speaker 11 (33:09):
There was nothing bonehead about it. Like, it's just the truth.
No one asks for a 7AM flight when there's other options.
No one would volunteer for that. Nobody.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Lunchbox, you realize it sounds like very ungrateful of you?
Speaker 11 (33:21):
No, I said thank you. I absolutely said thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
But you're still complaining. I literally paid 500 bucks on
my own money. Not the company money. The show doesn't
have money. My own money, and you're still complaining about it.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Yes, I said, thank you, Bobby. That's really appreciated.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And it's just up there.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
No, no, no, that's it.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
And then you went on to continue, because we had a,
you know, and then you're like, oh, there's a 7 a.m.
flight instead of a 2 p.m.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's because.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
The other flight cost $ 1, 000, and this one was $ 500.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Yeah, but, I mean, what's that? In the grand scheme
of life, what is that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
$ 500.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Who was that?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Was that Kim?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, that was, she's Kim.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
She nailed it, man.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
I mean, whatever. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Kim, thank you for the voicemail. You can leave us
a voicemail anytime. Any of you guys out there?
Speaker 11 (34:09):
877-77-BOBBY.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
This guy got arrested because he was ordering hundreds of
pizzas and sending them to random addresses all over the country,
and now he's going to go to jail. It just
reminds me, somebody sent random pizzas to Amy's house over
and over, and she moved.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Because the pizzas kept coming.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
And we never found out who it was.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
From different pizza places. It wasn't always the same place.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
What was the pizza? What kind?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I don't remember.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Did you ever eat it?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
No, we did not eat it.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Did you ever see the delivery person? Or was it
just left on your porch?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
No. No.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
It was dropped off.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Okay, so it was dropped off by the specific place
or like the DoorDash?
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Delivered, yes. I don't even know if DoorDash existed back then.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It was coming straight from the pizza place.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
So the first time you had pizza delivered, what happened?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Well, I didn't order this pizza. No, this is for Amy. Nope,
I didn't order this pizza. So then I thought, well,
maybe did my husband order it?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
And he was like, I didn't order the pizza. I
don't know. And then we took it and then it
happened again.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Did you eat it the first time?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
No, we didn't eat it.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
You just took it and did what?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I threw it away, I guess.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
It's a free pizza.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, but I don't know what's... I didn't order the pizza.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It is a pranked pizza, so you don't know what's
on it.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
I know, but it's by a delivery guy.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
It's still from the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Or was it? Okay, so it happened a second time.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Yes, I know it happened a total of... Three times
for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
And then there was another weird thing that happened at
the house where like a letter was put in my mailbox,
unrelated to the pizza, but felt too close to the pizza.
So yes, I ended up moving. It was pizza adjacent?
It was pizza adjacent. And I felt suddenly like people
were watching me. And at the time my husband was
in the, uh, Well, going overseas. He'd gotten out of
(35:46):
the military, but he was doing contract work and he
was deploying to Afghanistan. And I was like, I don't
like being here alone. He's like, yeah, let's move. I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
So the pizzas made you guys move?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
And we've asked so many people and no one will
now say they did it because it was obviously some
sort of prank on you. But because you moved houses,
you sold your house because.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Of this, no one will ever admit it. Now, for
a while, we rented. Because it wasn't like we could
just up and do that so quickly. What we did
was we moved out and rented our house out. And
we rented somewhere for a little bit until we could
figure out our next move. Like, that was the easiest
way to do it. Because of the pizzas. Because of
the pizzas and the letter in the mailbox.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Guys, Lunchbox is laughing.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
And we ended up moving to a place where you
had like a condo building where nobody had access.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Not even pizza.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Not even pizza. And we lived there for a year
until we could get into another house. And that house
we bought, like not even in our names. Like you
didn't know we lived there. Because I couldn't figure out
how people were figuring out where I lived. I thought
it was a creepy listener. But now y'all think it was.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, I think it's either Lunchbox, and he won't admit it.
Or Tyga and Daniel.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Or this guy here, he just got busted for it
after all these years.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You're pointing at me.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
No, the story.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I know, but you're pointing at me.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
But you have the story.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
And I feel like you're deflecting Lunchbox, like you're sending
it to.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's true, you did jump on that quick.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Weird.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
No, I just, when you said the story, but I mean.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
You've always been a little, little weird about it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's gotta be lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And he just doesn't want to admit it because Amy
changed her whole life.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Look at his face.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He's smiling.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
He's like a possum eating blank.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
The fact that you moved over pizzas is mind blowing.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And the letter in the mailbox. And, and, and I
will say it changed the trajectory of everything. What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
He's never going to admit it now.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
It's changed the trajectory of everything.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe she never got a divorce.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Honestly, like that year we were in that condo was
one of the worst years of our marriage.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
And that's because the pizzas you sent her that you
won't admit you sent. Hey, smile if you did it.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
It wouldn't have mattered if you were in the condo
or your house. That bad year would have been a
bad year.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You don't know that.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Okay, we've had some space between this now. This has
been a story forever. But this guy who got arrested
for doing it so many times reminded me of it.
What do we think as of today, August 27th, what
do you think the percentage.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Is that it was lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (38:24):
52%. 52.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Zero?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
That's high. Some weird face he was just making. I
just went up.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
No, he said don't smile, so I didn't smile.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Even right now, you're trying. That's true.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
The whole thing he's doing today bumps it up for sure.
Speaker 11 (38:36):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
What did I do? Even now you can't stop giggling.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Yeah, dude, stop talking.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Just relax.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
Shelby, it's not funny that Amy moved over pizza.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
But you've known that for a long time.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Is it still that funny to you? Yeah, this is
not a new story.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Eddie's laughing and smiling, too.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
Because now I'm thinking it's 70%.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
In Slunch Box. So you think it's probably him, then?
Speaker 6 (38:56):
For the longest time, I thought it was Tyga and Daniel.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
They've denied it.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Well, of course. I think anybody's going to deny it.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, they're friends of ours in Tulsa. And they were
working here at the time. And they've denied it because
they then also realized Amy moved.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So they did it. Yeah. But I do think now
it's probably lunchbox.
Speaker 13 (39:14):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Amy, were these pizzas paid for?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Look, he just answered it. He just answered it.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
He fell for it.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
When you order pizza, they are paid for.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
You rest your case.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
You rest your case.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You rest your case.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
She said it at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Of the segment.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
You idiot.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
A breakthrough. She said it at the beginning of the segment. Oh,
my God.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Amy, was it Pizza Hut?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Little Caesars. I mean, what?
Speaker 11 (39:44):
She is the one that sold us for years and
it was paid for.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't know how much it costs.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
But if we can hire a lie detector machine. Oh,
my God.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I thought you were going to say private investigator.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well, that's not going to matter. That's too far back.
But I would put me on the lie detector. But
we don't think it's you.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
No, no, but I would put me on it.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
As a control. We need to see it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, just so it's not me. I'm willing to prove
it's not me. Eddie, would you be willing to prove
it's me?
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I would love to do it.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
So what in the world are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
See how much that costs. We'll set that sucker up
in here.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay. Amy, I'm sorry that happened to you. You didn't
deserve that.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Cause that sucked.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
You moved your whole house, but find the price. Cause
I know they do that here in town. We'll bring
that in.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Your whole life changed.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
It did.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Raymundo, you're going to get on the lie detector? Yeah!
I don't think Scuba was here yet.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
I wasn't working here yet.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But anyway, we'll put Scuba on it too. Just in case.
So there's a story. A woman, she's quadriplegic. She's in
a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
And it was a birthday. And they were bringing a
cake out to her. And so the cake comes out
and it says, it says happy birthday wheelchair on it.
They're supposed to have birthday to the person.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
In a wheelchair.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm going to play you this clip. Go ahead.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
She, along with friends and family, went out to celebrate
her 29th birthday at the restaurant Blue on the Hudson
in Weehawken. Cinnabaldi, who is a singer-songwriter, was diagnosed with
a cervical spinal injury when she was two years old,
the result of a car accident involving a drunk driver.
She was served a message that was far from sweet.
Happy birthday wheelchair. A message that stunned the table and
(41:34):
the birthday girl. In a statement to CBS News New York,
a spokesperson for Blue on the Hudson said management was
deeply saddened by what occurred, apologizing for what it describes
as an unfortunate mistake, saying in part the word wheelchair
was used as a reference to identify where a birthday
dessert with a candle should be delivered.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
So I worked in a restaurant. What they would do
is they would tell you, hey, take this out to
the person in the green tie. Like it's the guy
on the corner of the green tie. So it'd be
a take this to green tie. So it was happy birthday,
write it on there. But it looked like instead of
taking it to the wheelchair, they wrote it on the page.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
On the plate.
Speaker 8 (42:14):
Honest mistake.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
And it's nothing about it's funny except the mess up.
And if that hurt her feelings, that sucked.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
But I hope, yes, it wasn't on purpose. It wasn't
like someone on a receipt. We were talking about the
story where it's like spitting their food. This was completely
an accident. What was meant to happen was it's supposed
to say happy birthday and there was supposed to be
a note on something else saying, Hey, take this. This
is the person in the wheelchair. That's probably next to
the woman with the blonde hair. That's probably next to
the guy in the green shirt.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
So I've never worked in a restaurant, but I imagine
it's super busy and whoever's writing on there probably just said, okay,
what does it say? Okay. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Get wheelchair. Okay. Do you even think like, uh, wait
a minute.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Obviously they didn't.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
You just write down wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
That's from the Metro section, but If her feelings were hurt,
that sucks. I can understand how that was messed up, though.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
So, that's all. Don't get mad at me for getting
a giggle on that one. You guys want to play again?
Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yes!
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
We have five of these. I'll give you three actors.
Tell me the movie. They all starred in together. Natalie Portman.
Mila Kunis.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Winona Ryder.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Natalie Portman.
Speaker 11 (43:34):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Mila Kunis. Winona Ryder.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Black Swan.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (43:50):
Little Women?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Lunchbox has found his game.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
This is it. It's Black Swan.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Black Swan. He's found his game. I don't even watch movies.
Speaker 11 (43:56):
How am I getting these?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
He's found his game.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Next up. DiCaprio.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Okay, this is it.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Matt Damon. Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
A bear.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
No, there's no bear in this one. I mean, there
might be, but that wasn't one of the things.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
DiCaprio. Matt Damon. Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
What the?
Speaker 9 (44:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Three seconds?
Speaker 11 (44:22):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (44:27):
The Departed.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
That's it. I couldn't think of it. I put Wall Street.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
I wrote down The Departed.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
The Departed. That's it.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
That movie was good.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Next up.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Jonah Hill. What movie were
they all in together? Lunchbox has a one point lead
over Eddie right now. A two point lead over Amy.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
Brad Pitt.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Jonah Hill.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Jonah Hill.
Speaker 12 (45:01):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (45:03):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (45:06):
F1.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (45:08):
I wrote down Moneyball.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (45:11):
It's Moneyball.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Moneyball. Wow. Eddie, you stay in the mix.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Let's go, baby.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Next one up. Michael Clark Duncan. David Morse.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Okay, man.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Michael Clark Duncan, David Morse, Tom Hanks.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
You are?
Speaker 9 (45:39):
Hmm.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
He doesn't miss.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
I have the terminal.
Speaker 11 (45:50):
You're wrong.
Speaker 6 (45:51):
The Da Vinci Code.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Winner, the Green Mile! It's the Green Mile. We're not
done with the whole game yet. You've clenched, but we're
not done with the whole game. It's the Green Mile.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
How do you know that?
Speaker 11 (46:04):
Well, I mean, that's that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Who?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
The prisoner, the jail cell guy. Michael Clarke Duncan, yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
That's the only movie I've ever known that he's in.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
I didn't even know that was his name.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Has Lunchbox missed one in two games?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, let's see if he goes a total undefeated. Al Pacino.
Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
Are we all playing or just Lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Well, this is still the game. He's just clenched.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Al Pacino.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
You're basically playing that third place World Cup game. Al Pacino,
Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
I don't know anything that Val Kilmer's in besides this.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Did you guess Top Gun, Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (46:57):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
What'd you guess?
Speaker 9 (46:59):
Batman.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Isn't that Val Kilmer?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
He's in that, too.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Wasn't he Batman for a minute?
Speaker 13 (47:04):
He was.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
One of them?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah. No, Eddie.
Speaker 8 (47:07):
Wow, he missed one. I have Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 8 (47:11):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Godfather.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I've never seen this movie, but supposedly it's really good.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Heat.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, one of the best movies of the 90s. Have
you guys ever seen Heat?
Speaker 8 (47:19):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 11 (47:20):
I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
What?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Never heard of it. Are you saying it's called Heat?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Heat.
Speaker 11 (47:26):
H-E-A-T?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Guys, what's the problem?
Speaker 9 (47:27):
Heat.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
What else would it be, guys? Well, we just have
never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
But I'm saying the word.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Heat.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
We're confused because we think we should have.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Heard of it.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Are you guys confused? I'm not. I've never seen it,
but I've heard of it. I know that it's famous.
Speaker 11 (47:43):
What is it about?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Heating and air. HVAC guy.
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Bank robbery?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You're a winner. Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
All I do is.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I have a question for Bobby about his points. He
keeps saying that he ran out of points, I'm guessing,
on a Southwest card. A while back, he showed Amy
a credit card that had over like $ 100, 000 in points
or rewards.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
So Bobby, why aren't you.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Just using some of that money to buy plane tickets
for these occasions?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, bye. Good question.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
The points I had were for flying. So when I
book flights on Southwest, you would get points. I don't
have a Southwest credit card. So I never got credit
card points for that. I do have a credit card.
I've never used a single point of, and I've had
this credit card for a decade. And I have 6
million points.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
And I've not used one point from that. And I'm
scared to use one point from that because, well.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
You never know.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
You might have to live off it one day.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
You're correct.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Off the points?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Because somehow he's going to lose everything.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
Oh, in his mind, he's thinking that.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I have not used one single point, but I'm going
to tell you what's happened to me recently. And I
said this on an episode of In the Weeds, which
I'm sure all you guys heard.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
I watch every single one. I love to be in
the weeds and in the weeds.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
So now on my Apple Pay, when I can use
that credit card, it now gives me a chance to
pay with those points for the first time.
Speaker 8 (49:14):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
I won't.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
But I don't have a credit card. All the points
that I have.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I was flying Scuba and Raymundo to Vegas with back
and forth was all from me buying flights.
Speaker 8 (49:25):
So these points on this credit card you're talking about,
the one you have $ 6 million of, that's not just
like golf clubs or sweaters. It can be real money?
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:34):
Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
Cash back.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Dang, that's a game changer, dude.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And on the In the Weeds episode I did, that
you guys heard, obviously.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Oh, man, it was a great episode.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
I was talking about that, and I got hit with
a lot of good thoughts. And people were like, well,
what if the credit card company decides they don't want
to honor those points after a certain time?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
What if they go out of business?
Speaker 6 (49:57):
They're gone.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
They're gone.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
You need to start using them.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
What's the dollar amount of six million points?
Speaker 6 (50:03):
I mean, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You don't want to know.
Speaker 8 (50:04):
Can you buy a boat with that?
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (50:06):
Probably three.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Could I buy a boat?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
It depends on which kind of boat.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I can buy a yacht.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
No, no, no, but just a boat.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I could buy you a boat with the credit card.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
What?
Speaker 8 (50:15):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
You could?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I could. But I could also buy you a boat
with money, too, if I wanted to.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, but I haven't done that either. I know, but that's.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
A really good point. You need to start using those.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
Yeah, man. Live up. Live it up.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Live up?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Live it up.
Speaker 11 (50:28):
Live up.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I live up fine. Thank you for that. Leave us
a voicemail anytime.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
877-77-BOBBY.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Eddie, what happened at Walmart?
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Awkward.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Okay. So I'm cashing, I'm getting my stuff. I'm at
the checkout, whatever. And it's kind of by the customer
service area. And I hear this man just arguing with
the customer service people like yelling and I'm there. I
got my little bananas or whatever. And I'm walking by
and he says, Hey, uh, you speak, you speak English,
you speak Spanish. And I said, yeah, like, yeah, I
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speak Spanish. And so he needed me to translate to
the customer service people that he was man. And it
was tough. Cause I think he was like Cuban or something.
So the dialect was not the dialect that I'm used to.
So he wanted me to argue for him. So here
I am at Walmart, like arguing that his TV that
he bought was already broken in the box.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
So the customer service person at Walmart only spoke Spanish?
Speaker 8 (51:22):
No, only spoke English. This is the customer asking me.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
He's asking you in Spanish.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
So it's me and the other customer talking to Walmart's
customer service. And he's so fired up. I felt like
I kind of needed to be fired up as a translator.
So then I started arguing for him.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
So he didn't speak English.
Speaker 8 (51:40):
He did not speak English.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
He saw you.
Speaker 8 (51:42):
Asked me if I spoke Spanish.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
A man of color.
Speaker 13 (51:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
And said, would you come over and speak Spanish for me?
Speaker 8 (51:48):
And I was kind of in a hurry. So I
was like, yeah, I guess. I mean, if you need
my help, I'll help you. And so the problem was,
is that he bought a TV. He says that it
was broken when he got home. They're saying like, there's
no proof of that. And so I'm starting to get
fired up translating as well.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Are you taking his side in it?
Speaker 8 (52:08):
I mean, just cause I'm a translator, I'm not trying
to input my opinion on it at all.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
And so where it got awkward though, is like, I
really didn't understand what he was trying to tell me,
but at that point I'm already committed. Like I'm the translator.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
So then were you just making stuff up?
Speaker 8 (52:21):
I started making stuff up. Oh, nice.
Speaker 10 (52:22):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
So I, I basically said he wants a gift card.
I don't think he knew. I don't think the guy knew,
like knew that I was asking for a gift card,
but they ended up giving him a gift card.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
For the amount of the TV?
Speaker 8 (52:34):
Dude, I have no idea. I don't even know what
he paid.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Was he confused when you got him the gift card?
Speaker 8 (52:39):
It seemed like he was kind of content with that.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
How different is Cuban Spanish than your Mexican Spanish?
Speaker 8 (52:48):
I would say there's probably 80% the same and then 20%
where I just don't know what he's saying. There's just
words that mean different things.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Did you feel like you did a good deed for somebody?
Speaker 8 (53:00):
I think so. I got him a gift card.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Did you believe him with this story?
Speaker 8 (53:05):
Whatever he was saying, I was repeating.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
No, but did you believe him in your heart?
Speaker 8 (53:09):
I have no idea. I don't know. I didn't even
look at the TV.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
But it was crazy.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
And then at some point, Walmart, they have a manager.
They're like, they'll take care of this. We don't need
you anymore. I'm like, all right, get him the gift
card then.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Do you feel good about that?
Speaker 10 (53:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (53:22):
I felt like I did my good deed of the day.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
You're not even the best at Spanish on the show,
are you?
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Mike's probably the best. Why'd you point in the glass room?
Raymundo doesn't know Spanish.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Raymundo?
Speaker 8 (53:33):
Yeah, but he knows no Spanish.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Hola, amigo.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Checks out. Mi amo, Raymundo Santiago.
Speaker 11 (53:38):
Como te amas?
Speaker 8 (53:40):
What's Santiago? Is that your real middle name?
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Last name.
Speaker 11 (53:43):
Translated.
Speaker 8 (53:44):
No, it's not. You're Slater.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
It's close enough. Wait, did you just make up a
translated last name? When we went for study abroad, they
made us do a first and last name. And the
closest my last name, they made me to go with Santiago.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Isn't your last name just still your last name? It
doesn't have to be translated?
Speaker 9 (54:01):
Correct.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
It is, but like for cursive purposes, they want it
to be Santiago. For cursive purposes? Yeah, because I think
it has with the I or whatever.
Speaker 6 (54:09):
What is he saying?
Speaker 1 (54:09):
You just make stuff up and just commit to it
and keep going?
Speaker 11 (54:12):
I wasn't the professor.
Speaker 12 (54:13):
They said you need to go by whatever's in, we
all had to choose a first and last name that
was close to our given names.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
And you couldn't be Ray Slater?
Speaker 6 (54:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
You went as? Because they wanted us to use the,
they wanted us to, Raymundo Santiago.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Okay. I don't think Raymundo was a thing until you
made it up on the show. No, I've been Raymundo
since college days.
Speaker 8 (54:33):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
There's not.
Speaker 8 (54:36):
And why did he go with Raymundo? Oh, because he
got a 23andMe.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yes, he got a 23andMe and found out he had
some sort of Latin in his blood, like 1%. And
if he found out when he was 23andMe, he didn't
know when he was in college.
Speaker 11 (54:49):
I mean, it's true.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't know how far you want to track it back.
Speaker 12 (54:52):
We can find my professor in Costa Rica. Amy's going
to go down there, Central America. Maybe she swings by
the college.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (54:58):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
It's always unpacking with Ray.
Speaker 8 (55:04):
And you never know what you're going to get.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
And people think sometimes Eddie's Ray.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Yes, it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Because they're like, oh, you must be Raimundo. You're Mexican.
Speaker 9 (55:10):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (55:11):
I'm Eddie.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
And then Ray's not even Mexican. And he's not from Michigan.
He's from Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Lobby Bone Show.
Speaker 13 (55:20):
Bonehead.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
Story of the day.
Speaker 11 (55:22):
This story comes to us from Harris County, Texas. There's
a guy on YouTube called Captain Crunch Boats, and he
likes to go to the boat dock and film people
that can't park their boat, get it in the water,
get it out of the water. He thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I also think it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (55:40):
Well, one person didn't take too kind to him filming him,
and he stabbed him.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Oh, my.
Speaker 6 (55:44):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (55:45):
Live on camera.
Speaker 12 (55:46):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (55:46):
Wow, wow.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Ding, ding, ding. I wouldn't have mind seeing that video either,
like him chasing him. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Knife go in. But I like when that happens. Like
somebody gets mad for somebody filming. But you can film
in public.
Speaker 9 (55:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
It's a public place. You can film, no problem.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
Yeah, but people don't like that.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
No, I know. I don't like the stabbing. I don't
like the stabbing part.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
But.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Oh, man. What's his name? Crunchberry?
Speaker 11 (56:09):
Captain Crunchboats.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
That name kind of sucks.
Speaker 9 (56:12):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Captain Crunchboats.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Like, I see where he was trying to go with
Captain Crunch.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Even Captain Crunch 2. Like, or the second... Captain Crunch 2nd.
Speaker 11 (56:21):
So then I clicked on some of his videos. He
fights some of these people. Like fist fights. I'm like, dude,
I don't know if that's worth it. And now he's
got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Well, we also talked about his video, so it might
have been worth it. Because people are going to go
check him out. Okay.
Speaker 11 (56:33):
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Speaker 10 (56:35):
This message is for Eddie. Eddie, I just had a
question for you. Have you ever considered... using a Kindle
to read. And the reason why I'm asking that is
because they actually have fonts are made for dyslexia. And
so if you were to read with a dyslexic font,
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you may find it a whole lot easier and maybe
something worth checking out. And it may make reading actually
a little easier for you.
Speaker 6 (57:06):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Wow. What have a font fixed you guys?
Speaker 8 (57:10):
I mean, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
You just didn't know you needed Times New Roman, and
all of a sudden you're reading as good as anybody does.
Speaker 8 (57:16):
Or Gothic.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Well, I guess the Kindle version, they're doing a colored
overlay because one of the tips that the dyslexic tutor
gave me was ordering these color overlays. They're like strips
of see-through color, and you move them down the book
as you read, and it's supposed to help you. So
I guess the Kindle just automatically does that for you.
That's crazy. What's it called?
Speaker 11 (57:38):
Kindle.
Speaker 6 (57:38):
Yeah, Kindle.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
Do you guys have a Kindle I can borrow?
Speaker 6 (57:41):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (57:43):
No.
Speaker 6 (57:43):
Bobby uses an iPad.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
I use an iPad. How many times have we been
through this?
Speaker 9 (57:46):
I know.
Speaker 8 (57:47):
I'm just double checking because that sounds awesome. But what
would I do? Carry a Kindle everywhere I go?
Speaker 1 (57:53):
It's this thin. You can put it in your backpack.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
But I can order you right now. I can order
you some colored reading strips. They're nine bucks.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
It's also much cheaper than an iPad because it's only
used for reading. Or my iPad. I got the nuclear
codes on that thing. Who knows what I'm doing on
that thing? Thank you, everybody, for listening. Hey, if you
want to leave us a voicemail, we love it. Just
call us.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
You can do it now. 877-77-BOBBY. Hope you have a
great rest of the day. We got a big show tomorrow.
Kane Brown in studio tomorrow. So that'll be fun. Ray
Mundo has a business proposal for Kane Brown.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
So all that. And so we'll see you guys then.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
All right.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Bye, everybody.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
BobbyBones.com.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced, and sang
by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry.
Scuba Steve, executive producer. Ray Mundo, head of production.
Speaker 11 (58:43):
I'm Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
My Instagram is MrBobbyBones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Welcome to Thursday's show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Morning, studio.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Morning.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Yesterday, we spent the whole show talking about Dolly. And
it felt right. And we just kind of revisited a
lot of the stuff. We posted a lot of clips.
And it was weird to see what went viral. But
some of the cool stories, there were two specifically from
our show that went super viral yesterday. One was that
she didn't know Whitney Houston recorded her song, I Will
Always Love You, until she heard it on the radio.
(00:37):
And she was driving and she had to pull over.
And she told this on our show.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
So I sent it and I hadn't heard anything more
about it until I heard it going, driving from my
office to my house in Brentwood. I just heard Whitney saying,
if I did the acapella part and it was just,
it wasn't ringing. I thought, well, that's weird. And it
was only when she went into the course of it
that I will always love you, that I realized what
I was listening to.
Speaker 6 (01:02):
And it was so overwhelming.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
I almost wrecked. And I have to honestly say that
is one of the biggest thrills and one of the
most overwhelming feelings I've ever had about anything in my life.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
So I guess Dolly was listening to like a mix
station or like a pop station. If she just listened
to the radio and that comes on, but also crazy
to hear your song being sung by somebody else. And
you like, you know, she has it, but you haven't
heard anything about it. And then you don't even hear
when they finish it. You only hear when it's played
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
That's crazy. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Pretty wild.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
The other clip of ours that went super viral was
this one. And we've talked about this before, but how
she wrote Jolene and I Will Always Love You on
the same exact day.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You wrote this for the same day?
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, I believe so. It was right in that writing
period of time because I remember all my paperwork and
like they came out pretty close, you know, at the
same time. So everybody said, boy, what was you taking?
That was a good writing day.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
If you want to hear the show yesterday, the full
tribute show, it is up on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Just go search for The Bobby Bone Show. It's the
anonymous inbox. Anonymous inbox.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
If there's a question to be had, send it in
to the mailbag.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Send it!
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Amy, this has your name on it.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
All right. Hello, Bobby Bones. I'm a mom with a
15-year-old daughter.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
She was invited to go on a beach vacation for
Labor Day weekend with her boyfriend and his family. They
invited her to come along, and his parents will be
there the entire time. Would you let your 15-year-old go?
Would you put your foot down and say no? Signed,
overprotective mom.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Oh, I think I would just want to get to
know the parents, and it would be fine with me.
If I knew the parents, I would be totally okay
with that.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
And the parents are going to be there the whole time?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, 15, 16.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
I can't. Guys, the parents are going to be there
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Boyfriend, girlfriend, Amy.
Speaker 6 (02:58):
Boyfriend, girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (02:59):
They like each other.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
But the parents are going to be there the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
But are they going to be there the whole time?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Well, that's why I want to get to know the
parents a little bit. And if I feel like there
are certain parents where I might be like, okay, yeah,
probably not. And there are other parents where I'll be like, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, so here's the thing. Let me throw this.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
If you don't already know these parents and your kids
have been boyfriend, girlfriend, and they're 15 or so, isn't
that kind of a weird thing?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
If they've been together a long time, maybe you would
already know the parents.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Yeah, I agree. I think that they've had opportunities because
they're not driving yet. So you still are picking up,
dropping off. They're coming over. You're getting to know them.
I'm thinking of like if my daughter had a boyfriend
at 15 and we were doing a beach vacation, I
might be like, okay, would he want to come?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Wow, good for you.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
But I know what kind of parents we would be.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But also a beach vacation, too.
Speaker 8 (03:50):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Okay, y'all are acting like it's totally party time.
Speaker 8 (03:56):
It's the beach.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
What about... Games around the table, like cookouts, like walks
on the beach, like boat trips.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I hear all that. All that happens.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Like it could be a fun experience.
Speaker 9 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
It's just spending the night, 15. Yeah, I have a
scenario for you. When everyone goes to sleep.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Yeah, you're sleeping over here with her.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You padlock the door.
Speaker 8 (04:15):
Yeah, you have to do something.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
We don't have to padlock the door, but just, I mean,
all the dad needs to do is make a few threats.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I feel like dads do that anyway and still stuff happens.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, but that's why I went to you. You would say?
Speaker 6 (04:29):
I would say if I feel comfortable enough with the parents, yes.
If I do not, which, yes, there are parents where
I would not. So it's circumstantial. It's case by case.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Call me a sexist if you want.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
If I had a 15-year-old son and the family was like, hey,
you can come with us because you're his girlfriend and
we're the family, I wouldn't mind letting the son go.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If I had a daughter, no chance. I do have
a daughter, but a 15-year-old daughter.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
But if the family's awesome.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No chance.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
What if it's like Caitlin's type of parents? Oh, guess what?
They're awesome.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
No.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
What?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Y'all are crazy.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
No, it's not. And it's not even the parents, Amy,
in this situation.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, it's not the parents.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
It's the kids. I don't trust the kids.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I don't trust a single kid.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
But I went to you.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Y'all are robbing them of an opportunity of a cool
family vacation.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
They're 15.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We are robbing them of teen pregnancy.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Boom. No.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Wow. They.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You can set up, you can have boundaries. It doesn't
mean they're going to have a chance to do it.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
There's always a chance to do it.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Hey, I've seen that there's always a chance.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
No, there are things you can do.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
Especially at the beach.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Thank you for the email. Amy says, let it rip.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Amy says, send them no rules. See how you feel
about the parents. Get them their own condo.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All right, close it up.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I want to do that story about the woman whose
dad died. Have you guys seen this on the internet
about her dad.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Taking a bunch of money from a bank?
Speaker 11 (05:53):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, so I'm going to read you the story, and
I want you to tell me what you think about
her as a daughter.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I read this yesterday.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Theodore Ted Conrad worked as a vault teller at the
Society National Bank in Cleveland, Ohio, starting in 1969. On
that day, July 11th, 1969, he finished his shift.
He stuffed $ 215, 000 in cash into a paper bag, and
he left the bank. He was never seen again as
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Ted Conrad. Now, that money that he stole in 1969,
which was over $ 200, 000, today would be worth $ 1. 8 million. So,
you got a real live bank robbery here. Investigators chased
leads across the country for decades. They put them on
America's Most Wanted. They had them on Unsolved Mysteries. So
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he was gone. People then thought maybe he was dead.
He then resurfaced under a new identity, Thomas Randall in Massachusetts.
He sold luxury cars. He married, raised a daughter. His
daughter was Ashley. Ashley didn't know anything of the life
that her dad had led before he changed his name.
In 2021, he was dying of cancer. And so he
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told Ashley, his daughter, the whole story. He said, I'm
going to tell you this. And I want you to
know authorities are still looking for me. but don't tell anybody.
And so he said his real name, but all of
this in trade that she wouldn't write about it or
talk about it.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
She agreed. He told her everything. He died.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
She went and searched and found everything about him. And
then she's doing a podcast about it now.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Oh, interesting.
Speaker 11 (07:30):
No idiot.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
So after he had this talk with her on his deathbed,
he died a couple months later.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
She's figuring it all out. And so now she's doing
a podcast and, Smokescreen my fugitive dad. How do you
feel about her?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Interesting. Is she going to be responsible for any of
this money?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
She did nothing wrong.
Speaker 8 (07:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
I think that... And she promised him I'm not going
to do anything?
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Like.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Well, he's alive, right? That's what that means.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Or did he mean like when I die?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
He said, I will give you my real name and
the story on one condition. Don't look into it.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Did he wink?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
It doesn't say anything about a wink.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Don't look into it.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
She broke the promise.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Yeah, she did. I don't know their relationship. I would
have to know the details of how close they were.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
But he said, don't tell.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
And then he died and she told.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
But then she probably, yeah, well, she looked into it
and then she's probably fascinated and she was like, wow,
this is a crazy story. I don't blame her.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, I would have done it too.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I would have told. I'd wait until he died, though.
I wouldn't have turned him in alive.
Speaker 8 (08:39):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
But I would wait until he died, gave it a breath,
and then be like, you'd never believe this.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
This is the story of my dad. It is crazy.
He walked out. Nobody got hurt.
Speaker 8 (08:48):
Dude, crazy? He got... I mean, he never got caught.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
He just disappeared.
Speaker 11 (08:52):
He got away with it.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You shouldn't steal. I'd like to say that.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
No, no, no.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
You shouldn't rob banks. I'd like to say that. I
think it's different, though, as well.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
You'd have to approach it differently if you killed people
and changed his name. I think the crime affects... how
you tell the story. But we're all just kind of
fascinated by this.
Speaker 8 (09:09):
It's a bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It's a bank, without guns.
Speaker 12 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
He didn't go in. Yeah, he just stuck it in
a bag and left. Actually, I think it makes your
dad kind of look like a baller.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
For sure. You're honoring your dad.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You know what? Matter of fact, yes, homage. You are
paying homage to your father.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I know, but if he did that, don't you think
there's probably other things that he did?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
He would have told her.
Speaker 11 (09:29):
On his deathbed. But my question is, aren't you taking
a risk that maybe you got an inheritance of $ 100, 000
and they say, hey, $ 100, 000, that's how much he stole
from the bank. That's our money.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Sorry, sucker. Probably a statute of limitations on bank robbery.
We could probably Google that and see.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
Because if it happened in 1969 or 70 or whatever,
I would bet you once you make 25 years or so,
they probably- I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Bank robbery is pretty serious.
Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I bet a bank robbery, though, with no guns drawn
at people is different. than a bank robbery with guns.
Speaker 8 (10:01):
They're a little more lenient on you?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Mike, what do you see? I see five years. Statute
of limitations, five years?
Speaker 11 (10:06):
That's it?
Speaker 4 (10:07):
You hide for five years, you come back out in
the open.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
So if you rob a bank and five years later,
you're free?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Well, you're free to not go to jail for it.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Jeez, that's pretty good brisk.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
That's not bad. That's the crime you should do.
Speaker 11 (10:19):
For five years? You just got to run for five years?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Let's do that bit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Do it, Lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Six years in California. Did you see Mr. Beast try
to do the run from the cops video, Mike?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Where they got in a van and they got the
head start. Like a hundred cops trying to get him.
Speaker 8 (10:33):
And they got him, right?
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Well, I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 9 (10:36):
I got them.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No spoilers.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
I'm sure they got them.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
But he spent a ton of money, like in months,
getting ready, putting cameras up.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That's cool. Yeah, it was really cool. But I don't
know if we're supposed to be mad at the daughter
or not.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
I'm not mad at her.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I'm not mad at her.
Speaker 11 (10:49):
I'm mad at her. I mean, selling out your dad.
Your dad tried to, you know, after that, he lived
a different life. He was upstanding. And now you're just
ruining his reputation. And everything he asked you not to do,
you're doing it. It's like... Man, if you can't trust
your daughter, who can you trust? You sold him out.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I feel like that kind of helps his reputation.
Speaker 13 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Would you really look at someone that robbed a bank
how many years ago?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Robbing? I don't feel like it's the right word.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
It is, though.
Speaker 8 (11:14):
Oh, he robbed a bank.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I know, but rob the bank, though, feels like you're
going with a gun. Everybody get down.
Speaker 8 (11:18):
Okay, he stole money from the bank?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
He stole money from a bank.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
He's not a robber.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
What he did was not legal, but I feel like
that's different than in our minds. What's a bank robbery?
Speaker 11 (11:27):
Oh, when you walk in, get on the floor, it's
a robbery.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Here's a note. Tell her, put it in a bag.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
No dye packs.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
You're going hard.
Speaker 8 (11:35):
No dye packs.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
No trackers.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Get on the ground.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I got to shoot one of you to show I'm
being serious.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
Burglary versus robbery.
Speaker 11 (11:44):
And I get it. I think it's cool what he did.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Burglary, stealing, robbery involves threatening or hurting somebody.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
I think it's if someone else is present.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:53):
Like, I think it's cool what he did. Like, I'm
not mad that he robbed a bank without, you know,
no one got hurt. He didn't threaten anybody. But when
your dad asked you not to say something, it's like, okay,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (12:03):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
He was a crook, though. So what's he going to
mind if you crook out a little later?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
And what's it care? He's dead.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
That's true, too. So, yeah, so she got the podcast.
It's called, again, Smokescreen, My Fugitive Dad.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 8 (12:16):
How long does that podcast last? Like, once you tell
the story, I don't even.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I think you then turn it into other people who
have had families with bank robberies. If it were me
doing that show, it would turn into that. Talk to
other people who've robbed banks, have known, tell stories of
great bank robberies they still haven't solved.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
That's smart because if it was my idea, I'd be like,
all right, one episode podcast.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
How about changing your identity though?
Speaker 13 (12:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Like that's also kind of cool.
Speaker 8 (12:40):
Man, getting away with it.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Just getting away with it, living a whole second life
with a full family, having to keep that secret.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
When do you trust that you can tell your current wife?
Speaker 11 (12:48):
When you're dying.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I don't know if the mom knew.
Speaker 11 (12:50):
I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Then he may have never told her.
Speaker 9 (12:53):
Right.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
And the daughter told her through a podcast called My
Secret Life. Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
With Amy.
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
You know the little free libraries that are out and about?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Well, now there are free blockbusters, but this is more
of an official thing. Some people occasionally have turned their
little libraries into... where you can open it up and
there's DVDs and VHS tapes and they look like little blockbusters.
But this is a legit thing. It's called free blockbuster.
Even the real blockbusters trademark people are involved and they
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want them to request an official license because they're even
selling these repurposed and repainted newspaper dispensers that are blue
and yellow and they look just like blockbuster. And you
can buy one for like 400 bucks and put it
in your area and then people just fill it up
with DVDs, VHS tapes. And they can go in, take
one out, and then put it back when they're done
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or replace it with some other ones that they are
done with. And there's even a map online so you
can see where all these are.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I like it. I don't trust humans in general because
they'll steal them and sell them online. But I like it.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
And also, of course, Blockbuster wants them to have to
buy a license. Blockbuster's trying to make money, too. That's
a weird part of the story.
Speaker 8 (14:08):
They're still around?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Well, the owners of the trademark are like, yeah, cool,
just file for the license.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah, file for the license and pay us.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
I like it when those work, the book ones work.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I can just imagine someone stealing all the DVDs and
then selling them.
Speaker 6 (14:25):
Well, the first one of these was put up in California,
and that was seven years ago. So the main story
here is that now it's spreading across the U.S. and
even in Canada, and that you can do it online.
And now they have these repurposed newspaper things you can buy.
So it's a whole business.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
I like your story. I shouldn't have said I don't
trust humans. This isn't that story to say I don't
trust humans.
Speaker 8 (14:46):
But you remember the newspaper things, you know, where you
put a quarter in and you take a newspaper? That
also do trusted people because all the newspapers are in there.
You could have grabbed them all.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
No, I didn't think you could open it unless you
put the quarter in.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Well, you had to do that, but for one quarter,
you get eight.
Speaker 8 (14:58):
You get all of them.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
But the problem with that is, what are you going
to do with it?
Speaker 11 (15:01):
Sell them.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You go out on the corner and get your papers.
Good story. I just like it when people are doing
things to help other people to be nice. I do
like it. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I'm going to give you three actors. You tell me
the movie that they all were in.
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
For example, Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, and Jason Alexander. That
would be Pretty Woman.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Good. All right.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
We have five of these.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Number one, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal. They all
started one movie together. Can you name that movie?
Speaker 9 (15:38):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Maggie Gyllenhaal.
Speaker 11 (15:44):
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Three seconds.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
The Dark Knight.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
What did you have?
Speaker 11 (15:56):
The Joker. Because Heath Ledger was that guy.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Because he played the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Speaker 11 (16:02):
Right, and so I just went to that, and then
I was like, wait, that's not the name of the movie.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
All right, next up.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:12):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, Demi Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (16:19):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (16:21):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (16:22):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (16:23):
A Few Good Men.
Speaker 11 (16:24):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Matt Damon, Robin Williams, Ben Affleck.
Speaker 11 (16:39):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (16:43):
How do you like them apples? Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Amy? Good Will Hunting.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Correct.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Next up. Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Who the heck is that?
Speaker 8 (17:09):
Which one?
Speaker 11 (17:11):
Jeff Bridges.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Three seconds?
Speaker 6 (17:14):
All right.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I'm in. I'm in.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (17:18):
Iron Man.
Speaker 9 (17:19):
Eddie?
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Iron Man.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Iron Man.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Correct.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Woo!
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Wow, they're in there? Terrence Howard's in there?
Speaker 11 (17:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I knew he was. He played the military guy. I
didn't know who Jeff Bridges was, though, in it. What
was he?
Speaker 8 (17:29):
He was the villain.
Speaker 11 (17:31):
Oh, really?
Speaker 9 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
Man, it's been that long time. DiCaprio, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
What movie were they all in together? Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hardy,
Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Who is Tom Hardy?
Speaker 11 (17:51):
But I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Inception.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
I have The Revenant.
Speaker 9 (17:58):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
Wolf of Wall Street.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
It is The Inception.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Yeah!
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Tom Hardy also plays Bane.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Boom!
Speaker 6 (18:09):
Oh, the guy with the mask on his face?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Natalie Portman.
Speaker 11 (18:15):
Oh, we're doing more?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, dude.
Speaker 11 (18:17):
Oh, he said five.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Oh, did I say five? All right, if I said five,
Lunchbox is your winner. He wins on the fifth one.
There he is. Okay, if you answer yes to at
least five of these questions, you're a bad driver. Are
you ready for this? Okay.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
If you answer yes to at least five of these questions,
you are a bad driver. Number one, have you gotten
two or more speeding tickets ever?
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yes. No.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Have you ever caused another car accident?
Speaker 6 (18:40):
What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
You have to ask that. I think it's yes.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
No. Does it mean you caused it and you weren't
in it at all? Like you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Yes, that could be it too.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It could be you were in it and you made someone.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Does it mean like the time when I was 16
and I was on I-35 and I was eating my
jelly toast and I hit the car in front of me?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
That's an accident.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
And I caused it. And I had to throw my
toast in my console because I was embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Have you ever caused another car accident? Would that be...
What she's saying, that's just being in an accident.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
See, that's not me.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I didn't do that.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I've never done that.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
So that's a no for you?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
That's a no for me.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Have you had a curb in the last year?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
A curb?
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Amy, the answer is yes.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Well, that's why I was making sure you said that
because doesn't everybody get curbs daily?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Um i haven't what in the last year i don't
think so you haven't hit a curb before.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I had an.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Suv i did hit a couple because i can't see
that's why i ended up getting an suv but i
i don't think i.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Have dang i've messed up my uh rim with the
pulling into my ex-husband's driveway i was picking up the
kids and dang i scraped it bad. It has this
weird curb thing on his driveway.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is it called a curb?
Speaker 6 (19:54):
It's like a, I don't even know what it is,
but now it makes me mad.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Do you use your phone while driving? Sometimes.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Sometimes.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
That would be yes.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Because my maps.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I'm going to have to say yes on that one, too,
because one, maps. And two, if I'm going to light,
I'll pick it up. So I think that's going to
count here, sadly. So I'm going to go one.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You keeping up with yours?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Have you ever backed into a parked car or object?
Speaker 6 (20:18):
In the last how many years?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It just says period.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, I have not.
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Yes, I have. I could start naming the items.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Do passengers that ride with you tell you to slow
down or speed up?
Speaker 3 (20:30):
No.
Speaker 8 (20:30):
Can we answer that one?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
No, nobody is.
Speaker 13 (20:34):
No. No.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Do you avoid parallel parking because you're bad at it?
Speaker 6 (20:38):
I am an excellent parallel parker.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Have you ever been honked at and immediately knew you
were in the wrong?
Speaker 7 (20:45):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Has someone ever refused to let you drive because they
didn't trust you?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
Yes, but that's not fair.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
I'll answer that one too.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I have one on my scoreboard.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
And you drive too slow. People tell you speed up.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's not a question.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Nobody rides with me and says speed up. Because nobody
rides with me.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Yeah, but we pass you on the highway and we're
like speed up.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
But you don't ride with me. How many did you have?
Speaker 6 (21:07):
A six.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
If you answered yes to at least five of these questions,
you're a bad driver.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
Gosh, Amy, you just beat it.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, five means bad. Six means worse.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh, gosh.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
I mean, hitting a curb does not make you a
bad driver.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, it doesn't by itself. But when you add the
other four to five, it does.
Speaker 12 (21:24):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
You know, so you are a bad driver.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
No, we took a driver's test here and I was
the best driver in the whole studio.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
We took like a tactical driving test.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
With a driver's ed teacher.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
In a very small area. And you won that.
Speaker 13 (21:37):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
And you knew the teacher.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
Yeah, you knew the teacher.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You spent money on the teacher.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
No, I don't know him at all. It was where
my kid took driver's ed. So I said, I'll reach
out and see if they'll come in.
Speaker 11 (21:51):
And he even said that in his analysis. Well, I mean,
Amy did pay me for.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Her kid to go there.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
He was joking. Ha ha.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
There's something called a food divorce. Would you consider getting
a food divorce?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Because they say more couples should eat different food or
eat separately when they live together.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Did you guys do that before your real divorce?
Speaker 7 (22:10):
No.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
No.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
No.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
I didn't know.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Well, I mean, we'd have to. I could see if
you have different dietary needs, how it might be helpful.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
We food divorce constantly. We're probably food divorced five nights
a week. I'm coming in a different time. We got
a new baby. I have to eat completely weird food.
No dairy at all. I guess my wife eats weirder
food because she has a pretty severe autoimmune disease. So
she can't have a lot of foods that give her inflammation.
So yeah, we kind of have a separation.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Well, they're calling it food divorce.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
You guys are just separated.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
Like there's sleep divorce.
Speaker 11 (22:43):
We get back together.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
And now there's food divorce.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
For couples with different tastes, diets, schedules, or cravings. What
about sleep divorces? Would you guys like to sleep in
a different bed with your wife if it was allowed?
Speaker 6 (22:57):
I used to hate the idea of it. And now
as you get older and you realize how important sleep is,
I just want us to name it something else. It
doesn't have to be called sleep divorce and food divorce.
Like I don't like having the D word, you know, around.
Speaker 11 (23:11):
Divorce.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Um, Sleep camp.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Sleep camp.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Sleep away camp.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Would you like to be a sleep camp with your
wife each night? Like a different bedroom. Would you like
your own bedroom, Eddie?
Speaker 13 (23:26):
No.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
I like sleeping with my wife.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You get your own bedroom though. Posters. You put up
whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (23:30):
Oh, I can do my trophy?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
You can do whatever you want.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
My whole trophies can go up on there?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Whatever you want.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
And some nights you could stay together if you wanted.
Speaker 8 (23:37):
Oh, that's like a sleepover?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Yeah. Like maybe on the weekends.
Speaker 11 (23:41):
When you have work in the morning?
Speaker 6 (23:42):
During the week you go to your other bed.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
When a house that we lived in before this one,
when we moved in, they had two master bedrooms and
it was kind of weird.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We said, why? They said, well, because they didn't sleep
in the same room.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
Oh, wow. I get it.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
They'd been married for a long time, but he had
a room and she had a room.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
No way.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
We didn't adhere to their plan. But yeah. Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (24:05):
No, I need to sleep with my wife because, I mean,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
You didn't say anything.
Speaker 11 (24:10):
But you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Go to your own room.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
It doesn't mean that... Whatever you're saying doesn't happen.
Speaker 11 (24:18):
But sometimes it's like on the weekends or whatever, she
likes to wake up and that's when she.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay. What are you doing?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
I'm just telling you.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
What are you doing?
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Okay, question. You know, some people, and this may not
be first marriage stuff. This could be more second marriage.
People living in separate houses.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's wild.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
So it's not even just separate rooms. It's like we're married,
but yeah, they live... at their place and I live
at mine.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
It feels like that's just for the tax break.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Like you're only married because I don't know, it doesn't
feel like a real marriage if you're living together, but
you could say that about bedrooms too. I think right now, no,
but ask me in 10 years, I think my wife
may be the one that wants a different room more
than me just because my schedule is odd. And I
think I wake her up a lot rolling in and
out of bed early in the morning. If my alarm
clock happens to go off, I know this morning I
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slept until my alarm, which almost never happens. And it's
so much earlier than she wakes up and it went
and I saw it wake her up. So because our
schedules are so different, much like the food divorce or sorry,
food camp, if we did bed camp, I think it
would benefit her more than me because of the odd
hours that I have.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I mean, marriage evolves. Like think, you know, there used
to be people getting married at 14 and that was
very normal. Now we're like, can you believe people used
to get married and you know, trade animals and whatnot.
And now.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
What did you say?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
They did what with animals?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
They did what?
Speaker 6 (25:46):
They would say, oh, I want like an arranged marriage.
What's it called?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
The dowry?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
The dowry. I was going to say bounty.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
But that was like land.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (25:56):
I'm saying, I'm just saying how things have evolved over
time that we think.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Eddie got a dowry?
Speaker 6 (26:01):
That would be.
Speaker 8 (26:02):
What did I get?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
A dowry when you married your wife?
Speaker 8 (26:05):
I got a piece of land?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
No, but dowry can be anything financial that helps. It'd
be land or money.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
He made the dad pay off her credit card debt.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Yeah, that's not a dowry. That's basically today's dowry.
Speaker 8 (26:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
He paid off all of her debt before.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
So we can start even, and then we got into
debt later.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
But a dowry would be what the father of the
bride would give the dude in order to give them
an advantage in life moving forward.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Oh, I thought, did it go to her or her family?
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I thought it was they gave it to the family. Like,
we want your daughter to marry our son. Here's all
these cows.
Speaker 8 (26:42):
See, I would have taken cows. Clearing the debt, to me,
that just seems like you should have done that.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
No, your wife was an adult.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
I know, but still under, you know, she was still like,
after we get married.
Speaker 6 (26:57):
She's mine.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
It sounds weird. It sounds weird. But in the wedding,
don't they say like, who gives this woman?
Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yes, yes, yes. Okay.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Follow me.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
I was going somewhere with this. Like fast forward 50
years from now, they might be sitting around and being like,
can you believe people used to share a room? After
all we know about how horrible that is for your
sleep and your health.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Like, did you know a range of marriages have a
higher success rate at Western marriages where we get to
pick our own partners?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
I have heard that. I don't know the truth behind it.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Is that because you die if you get divorced?
Speaker 11 (27:29):
Yeah, they don't allow divorce.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, they do. Oh, they do? And also a dowry
would go, let's say Eddie and I were getting married
and you were Eddie's parent. You would give me the,
I'm the bride. You'd give me the, or I'm the husband.
Speaker 8 (27:38):
You'd give him the cows.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
You'd give it to the husband so the bride's family
doesn't get anything? Oh, I thought it.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Traditionally, it's not family to family. It's you give it
to the guy.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Got it.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
I'm the husband.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
No, I'm the husband. If we're getting married, I'm the husband.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
And you're the wife.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I think we know that.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
It's time for the good news.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
With Bobby.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Tell me something good.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
This guy's 88, lives in Arizona.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He's got his dog and they're out and they got
stuck in the mud because there were a bunch of
storms there.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
So they, they're spinning out. There's no cell.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
And so he used that emergency SOS on our phone.
Even if you don't have a phone plan, you can
still use it. And so they got him and came
and got him.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
I always think it's funny you can make the phone
work even at It doesn't.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
It even says like no signal.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
And then all of a sudden there's a signal.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Interesting.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Or if you do pay for your phone and there's
no signal, but all of a sudden there's still a signal.
Speaker 7 (28:35):
Right.
Speaker 10 (28:35):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Let us use that if you have no bars, but no,
they saved them because of that, that, that satellite SOS
text feature. And so the social media that the sheriff's
office said, Hey, the guy was prepared though.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
He was out there and he had medications, food and water.
He stayed with his vehicle.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
And they were just saying that stay with your vehicle.
So save him and the dog. That's from AZ family.
Thought it was a good story to share because you
do have that feature on your phone. If you have
no cell, you still have that satellite feature.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
And they're saying, stay with your vehicle. If that happens,
that's hard. Cause you'd want to just go like, I
can go find someone.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
And that's what happens when people don't find someone and
then get lost and they don't have a vehicle. And
then the conditions are rattlesnakes and wolves, bears.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
All right. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Speaker 7 (29:31):
And you turn the radio on and the dial just
keeps on turning.
Speaker 12 (29:35):
Keeps on turning.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And you hear Eddie and me, lunchbox, more game two.
School's a Steve Redhead, he's trying to put you through.
Mike D's writing his week's next bit. Now Bobby's on
the mic so you know what this is. This is
the Bobby Vaughn Show.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
All right, we have 90 seconds to get as many
of Amy's corny jokes right as possible. Our record is six,
although a couple weeks ago we got five. Last week
we didn't do so hot. You guys ready?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
We're ready.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Amy, you can't laugh, though, at the joke. Sometimes you
really count, like, cost us time. Because you'll tell a
joke and we'll get it and you'll be like, yeah.
Then you've got to move to the next one, Amy.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Yeah, you've got to move.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
I've noticed that reviewing tape, because I'm trying to get
better at this.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:20):
All right.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Efficiency.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
I'll just keep a straight face.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
We're going to nail this.
Speaker 12 (30:22):
Ready, guys?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Ready.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
All right, here we go. And go. The Morning Corny.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
What video game do you play after eating Taco Bell?
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Cheese, Zelda, Mario, Fartio Brothers. Fartio Brothers. Sonic the.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Super Mario Brothers.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Chihuahua.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
Duck Hunt.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, go ahead. We're thinking too old. We're thinking too old.
What are video games now? Oh, video games.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Yeah, now.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Roadblocks. Grand Theft Auto, Fortnite.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Yes.
Speaker 13 (30:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
Good one, dude.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Bad light?
Speaker 11 (31:02):
In the dark.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Detention.
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Bad light.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
If you're bad, detention.
Speaker 8 (31:08):
Wait, what?
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Okay, jail?
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Um....
Speaker 11 (31:15):
Bad light.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Jail.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
Okay, jail. Prison.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
Bad light.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
Time out.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
Illumination.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
Bad light.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
Sun. Jail.
Speaker 13 (31:26):
In the dark.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Jail.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Locked up.
Speaker 11 (31:28):
Solitary confinement.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Prison.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Jail cell. A cell.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
What has to do with light in jail?
Speaker 8 (31:36):
Daylight.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
Dark.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
Solitary confinement. No light.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
Lighter sentence.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
Prison. Oh, that's good. Lunchbox. Lighter sentence.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Where does bad light end up?
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Detention. Did you say detention?
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Yeah, but I mean, I said that, but it wasn't
the answer. Time out.
Speaker 8 (31:55):
Time out.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Light out.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
The big house. The jail cell. Prison.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Jail.
Speaker 9 (32:04):
Light.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Light prison.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Stupid.
Speaker 6 (32:07):
In prism. Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
A prism.
Speaker 3 (32:10):
Light.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
Because light is prison.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:13):
I would have never gotten that.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
We would have done better if you would have laughed more.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Exactly. Hey, bring that back.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you would have just laughed more, we would have
felt loose.
Speaker 6 (32:22):
I know.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Wow, we only got one after I gave her the lecture.
Speaker 8 (32:25):
That's terrible, guys.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
That's terrible. All right, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (32:28):
Clear eyes, full hearts.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Can't lose.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 9 (32:32):
This story comes to us from Nashville, Tennessee. A co-host
on a nationally syndicated radio show found out on air
that he couldn't attend the annual I Heart Country Music Festival.
His boss offered to buy him a plane ticket out
of his own pocket so that he could be there.
So what did the co-host do? He pulled out the
thank you butt and complained about the early arrival time
on his flight home, talking about sleeping before he could
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care for his own kids, that he would lose his
voice because of quote-unquote allergies and missing a luncheon. So
you know what happened? He continued to be the most ungrateful,
annoying child that he has always been. I'm Kim, and
that's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I just kind of nailed it.
Speaker 8 (33:07):
I mean, perfect.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Not really.
Speaker 11 (33:09):
There was nothing bonehead about it. Like, it's just the truth.
No one asks for a 7AM flight when there's other options.
No one would volunteer for that. Nobody.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Lunchbox, you realize it sounds like very ungrateful of you?
Speaker 11 (33:21):
No, I said thank you. I absolutely said thank you.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
But you're still complaining. I literally paid 500 bucks on
my own money. Not the company money. The show doesn't
have money. My own money, and you're still complaining about it.
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Yes, I said, thank you, Bobby. That's really appreciated.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And it's just up there.
Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
No, no, no, that's it.
Speaker 11 (33:37):
And then you went on to continue, because we had a,
you know, and then you're like, oh, there's a 7 a.m.
flight instead of a 2 p.m.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, it's because.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
The other flight cost $ 1, 000, and this one was $ 500.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
Yeah, but, I mean, what's that? In the grand scheme
of life, what is that?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
$ 500.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Who was that?
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Was that Kim?
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, that was, she's Kim.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
She nailed it, man.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 11 (33:59):
I mean, whatever. I'm just saying.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
Kim, thank you for the voicemail. You can leave us
a voicemail anytime. Any of you guys out there?
Speaker 11 (34:09):
877-77-BOBBY.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
This guy got arrested because he was ordering hundreds of
pizzas and sending them to random addresses all over the country,
and now he's going to go to jail. It just
reminds me, somebody sent random pizzas to Amy's house over
and over, and she moved.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Because the pizzas kept coming.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (34:27):
And we never found out who it was.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
From different pizza places. It wasn't always the same place.
Speaker 8 (34:33):
What was the pizza? What kind?
Speaker 2 (34:34):
I don't remember.
Speaker 11 (34:35):
Did you ever eat it?
Speaker 6 (34:36):
No, we did not eat it.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Did you ever see the delivery person? Or was it
just left on your porch?
Speaker 3 (34:40):
No. No.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
It was dropped off.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Okay, so it was dropped off by the specific place
or like the DoorDash?
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Delivered, yes. I don't even know if DoorDash existed back then.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Right.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
It was coming straight from the pizza place.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
So the first time you had pizza delivered, what happened?
Speaker 6 (34:54):
Well, I didn't order this pizza. No, this is for Amy. Nope,
I didn't order this pizza. So then I thought, well,
maybe did my husband order it?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:00):
And he was like, I didn't order the pizza. I
don't know. And then we took it and then it
happened again.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Did you eat it the first time?
Speaker 6 (35:06):
No, we didn't eat it.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
You just took it and did what?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
I threw it away, I guess.
Speaker 11 (35:10):
It's a free pizza.
Speaker 6 (35:11):
Yeah, but I don't know what's... I didn't order the pizza.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
It is a pranked pizza, so you don't know what's
on it.
Speaker 8 (35:15):
I know, but it's by a delivery guy.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
It's still from the restaurant.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Or was it? Okay, so it happened a second time.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
Yes, I know it happened a total of... Three times
for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
And then there was another weird thing that happened at
the house where like a letter was put in my mailbox,
unrelated to the pizza, but felt too close to the pizza.
So yes, I ended up moving. It was pizza adjacent?
It was pizza adjacent. And I felt suddenly like people
were watching me. And at the time my husband was
in the, uh, Well, going overseas. He'd gotten out of
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the military, but he was doing contract work and he
was deploying to Afghanistan. And I was like, I don't
like being here alone. He's like, yeah, let's move. I'm like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
So the pizzas made you guys move?
Speaker 9 (35:56):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
And we've asked so many people and no one will
now say they did it because it was obviously some
sort of prank on you. But because you moved houses,
you sold your house because.
Speaker 6 (36:06):
Of this, no one will ever admit it. Now, for
a while, we rented. Because it wasn't like we could
just up and do that so quickly. What we did
was we moved out and rented our house out. And
we rented somewhere for a little bit until we could
figure out our next move. Like, that was the easiest
way to do it. Because of the pizzas. Because of
the pizzas and the letter in the mailbox.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Guys, Lunchbox is laughing.
Speaker 6 (36:26):
And we ended up moving to a place where you
had like a condo building where nobody had access.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Not even pizza.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Not even pizza. And we lived there for a year
until we could get into another house. And that house
we bought, like not even in our names. Like you
didn't know we lived there. Because I couldn't figure out
how people were figuring out where I lived. I thought
it was a creepy listener. But now y'all think it was.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, I think it's either Lunchbox, and he won't admit it.
Or Tyga and Daniel.
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Or this guy here, he just got busted for it
after all these years.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
You're pointing at me.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
No, the story.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
I know, but you're pointing at me.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
But you have the story.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
And I feel like you're deflecting Lunchbox, like you're sending
it to.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's true, you did jump on that quick.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Weird.
Speaker 11 (37:10):
No, I just, when you said the story, but I mean.
Speaker 6 (37:13):
You've always been a little, little weird about it.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (37:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's gotta be lunchbox.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
And he just doesn't want to admit it because Amy
changed her whole life.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Look at his face.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He's smiling.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
He's like a possum eating blank.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
The fact that you moved over pizzas is mind blowing.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
And the letter in the mailbox. And, and, and I
will say it changed the trajectory of everything. What do
you mean?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
He's never going to admit it now.
Speaker 11 (37:40):
It's changed the trajectory of everything.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Maybe she never got a divorce.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Honestly, like that year we were in that condo was
one of the worst years of our marriage.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
And that's because the pizzas you sent her that you
won't admit you sent. Hey, smile if you did it.
Speaker 6 (38:00):
It was pretty bad.
Speaker 11 (38:02):
It wouldn't have mattered if you were in the condo
or your house. That bad year would have been a
bad year.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
You don't know that.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
You don't know that.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Okay, we've had some space between this now. This has
been a story forever. But this guy who got arrested
for doing it so many times reminded me of it.
What do we think as of today, August 27th, what
do you think the percentage.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Is that it was lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (38:23):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (38:24):
52%. 52.
Speaker 10 (38:24):
Zero?
Speaker 6 (38:24):
That's high. Some weird face he was just making. I
just went up.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
No, he said don't smile, so I didn't smile.
Speaker 6 (38:31):
Even right now, you're trying. That's true.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
The whole thing he's doing today bumps it up for sure.
Speaker 11 (38:36):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
What did I do? Even now you can't stop giggling.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Yeah, dude, stop talking.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Just relax.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
Shelby, it's not funny that Amy moved over pizza.
Speaker 6 (38:44):
But you've known that for a long time.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
Is it still that funny to you? Yeah, this is
not a new story.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
Eddie's laughing and smiling, too.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
Because now I'm thinking it's 70%.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
In Slunch Box. So you think it's probably him, then?
Speaker 6 (38:56):
For the longest time, I thought it was Tyga and Daniel.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
They've denied it.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Well, of course. I think anybody's going to deny it.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, they're friends of ours in Tulsa. And they were
working here at the time. And they've denied it because
they then also realized Amy moved.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So they did it. Yeah. But I do think now
it's probably lunchbox.
Speaker 13 (39:14):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 8 (39:15):
Amy, were these pizzas paid for?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yes.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
Look, he just answered it. He just answered it.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
He fell for it.
Speaker 11 (39:24):
When you order pizza, they are paid for.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
You rest your case.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
You rest your case.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
You rest your case.
Speaker 11 (39:31):
She said it at the beginning.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
Of the segment.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
You idiot.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
A breakthrough. She said it at the beginning of the segment. Oh,
my God.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
Amy, was it Pizza Hut?
Speaker 2 (39:40):
No.
Speaker 1 (39:40):
Little Caesars. I mean, what?
Speaker 11 (39:44):
She is the one that sold us for years and
it was paid for.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I don't know how much it costs.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
But if we can hire a lie detector machine. Oh,
my God.
Speaker 8 (39:55):
I thought you were going to say private investigator.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well, that's not going to matter. That's too far back.
But I would put me on the lie detector. But
we don't think it's you.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
No, no, but I would put me on it.
Speaker 11 (40:04):
As a control. We need to see it.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Well, just so it's not me. I'm willing to prove
it's not me. Eddie, would you be willing to prove
it's me?
Speaker 8 (40:11):
I would love to do it.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (40:12):
So what in the world are we doing here?
Speaker 1 (40:15):
See how much that costs. We'll set that sucker up
in here.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
Oh my God.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Okay. Amy, I'm sorry that happened to you. You didn't
deserve that.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Cause that sucked.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
You moved your whole house, but find the price. Cause
I know they do that here in town. We'll bring
that in.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Your whole life changed.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
It did.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Raymundo, you're going to get on the lie detector? Yeah!
I don't think Scuba was here yet.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
I wasn't working here yet.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
But anyway, we'll put Scuba on it too. Just in case.
So there's a story. A woman, she's quadriplegic. She's in
a wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
And it was a birthday. And they were bringing a
cake out to her. And so the cake comes out
and it says, it says happy birthday wheelchair on it.
They're supposed to have birthday to the person.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
In a wheelchair.
Speaker 8 (41:04):
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
I'm going to play you this clip. Go ahead.
Speaker 13 (41:09):
She, along with friends and family, went out to celebrate
her 29th birthday at the restaurant Blue on the Hudson
in Weehawken. Cinnabaldi, who is a singer-songwriter, was diagnosed with
a cervical spinal injury when she was two years old,
the result of a car accident involving a drunk driver.
She was served a message that was far from sweet.
Happy birthday wheelchair. A message that stunned the table and
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the birthday girl. In a statement to CBS News New York,
a spokesperson for Blue on the Hudson said management was
deeply saddened by what occurred, apologizing for what it describes
as an unfortunate mistake, saying in part the word wheelchair
was used as a reference to identify where a birthday
dessert with a candle should be delivered.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
So I worked in a restaurant. What they would do
is they would tell you, hey, take this out to
the person in the green tie. Like it's the guy
on the corner of the green tie. So it'd be
a take this to green tie. So it was happy birthday,
write it on there. But it looked like instead of
taking it to the wheelchair, they wrote it on the page.
Speaker 9 (42:12):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
On the plate.
Speaker 8 (42:14):
Honest mistake.
Speaker 13 (42:15):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
And it's nothing about it's funny except the mess up.
And if that hurt her feelings, that sucked.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
But I hope, yes, it wasn't on purpose. It wasn't
like someone on a receipt. We were talking about the
story where it's like spitting their food. This was completely
an accident. What was meant to happen was it's supposed
to say happy birthday and there was supposed to be
a note on something else saying, Hey, take this. This
is the person in the wheelchair. That's probably next to
the woman with the blonde hair. That's probably next to
the guy in the green shirt.
Speaker 8 (42:42):
So I've never worked in a restaurant, but I imagine
it's super busy and whoever's writing on there probably just said, okay,
what does it say? Okay. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
Get wheelchair. Okay. Do you even think like, uh, wait
a minute.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
They didn't.
Speaker 4 (42:54):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Obviously they didn't.
Speaker 8 (42:57):
You just write down wheelchair.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
That's from the Metro section, but If her feelings were hurt,
that sucks. I can understand how that was messed up, though.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
So, that's all. Don't get mad at me for getting
a giggle on that one. You guys want to play again?
Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yes!
Speaker 2 (43:15):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:17):
We have five of these. I'll give you three actors.
Tell me the movie. They all starred in together. Natalie Portman.
Mila Kunis.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Winona Ryder.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
Natalie Portman.
Speaker 11 (43:34):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Mila Kunis. Winona Ryder.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
Amy.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Beetlejuice.
Speaker 8 (43:47):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (43:48):
Black Swan.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (43:50):
Little Women?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Lunchbox has found his game.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
This is it. It's Black Swan.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Black Swan. He's found his game. I don't even watch movies.
Speaker 11 (43:56):
How am I getting these?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
He's found his game.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Next up. DiCaprio.
Speaker 8 (44:02):
Okay, this is it.
Speaker 1 (44:03):
Matt Damon. Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 13 (44:08):
A bear.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
No, there's no bear in this one. I mean, there
might be, but that wasn't one of the things.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
What?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
DiCaprio. Matt Damon. Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
What the?
Speaker 9 (44:19):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Three seconds?
Speaker 11 (44:22):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Lunchbox.
Speaker 11 (44:27):
The Departed.
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (44:28):
That's it. I couldn't think of it. I put Wall Street.
Speaker 13 (44:32):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
I wrote down The Departed.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
The Departed. That's it.
Speaker 6 (44:35):
That movie was good.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Next up.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Jonah Hill. What movie were
they all in together? Lunchbox has a one point lead
over Eddie right now. A two point lead over Amy.
Speaker 11 (44:53):
Brad Pitt.
Speaker 6 (44:55):
Jonah Hill.
Speaker 1 (44:56):
Brad Pitt. Philip Seymour Hoffman. Jonah Hill.
Speaker 12 (45:01):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (45:03):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Amy?
Speaker 6 (45:06):
F1.
Speaker 3 (45:07):
Eddie?
Speaker 8 (45:08):
I wrote down Moneyball.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (45:11):
It's Moneyball.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Moneyball. Wow. Eddie, you stay in the mix.
Speaker 8 (45:14):
Let's go, baby.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Next one up. Michael Clark Duncan. David Morse.
Speaker 7 (45:25):
Okay, man.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Oh.
Speaker 8 (45:27):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Michael Clark Duncan, David Morse, Tom Hanks.
Speaker 11 (45:36):
I'm in for the win.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
You are?
Speaker 9 (45:39):
Hmm.
Speaker 6 (45:42):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
He doesn't miss.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Eddie.
Speaker 8 (45:48):
I have the terminal.
Speaker 11 (45:50):
You're wrong.
Speaker 6 (45:51):
The Da Vinci Code.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Winner, the Green Mile! It's the Green Mile. We're not
done with the whole game yet. You've clenched, but we're
not done with the whole game. It's the Green Mile.
Speaker 8 (46:02):
How do you know that?
Speaker 11 (46:04):
Well, I mean, that's that guy's name.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Who?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
The prisoner, the jail cell guy. Michael Clarke Duncan, yeah.
Speaker 11 (46:09):
That's the only movie I've ever known that he's in.
Speaker 8 (46:11):
I didn't even know that was his name.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Has Lunchbox missed one in two games?
Speaker 3 (46:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, let's see if he goes a total undefeated. Al Pacino.
Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
Are we all playing or just Lunchbox?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
Well, this is still the game. He's just clenched.
Speaker 6 (46:33):
Al Pacino.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
You're basically playing that third place World Cup game. Al Pacino,
Robert De Niro, Val Kilmer.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
I'm in.
Speaker 11 (46:49):
I don't know anything that Val Kilmer's in besides this.
Speaker 8 (46:52):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Did you guess Top Gun, Lunchbox?
Speaker 11 (46:57):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
What'd you guess?
Speaker 9 (46:59):
Batman.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
Oh.
Speaker 11 (47:00):
Isn't that Val Kilmer?
Speaker 1 (47:02):
He's in that, too.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Wasn't he Batman for a minute?
Speaker 13 (47:04):
He was.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
One of them?
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah. No, Eddie.
Speaker 8 (47:07):
Wow, he missed one. I have Scent of a Woman.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 8 (47:11):
I don't know either.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Godfather.
Speaker 9 (47:13):
No.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
I've never seen this movie, but supposedly it's really good.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Is it good?
Speaker 3 (47:16):
Heat.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, one of the best movies of the 90s. Have
you guys ever seen Heat?
Speaker 8 (47:19):
I've heard of it.
Speaker 11 (47:20):
I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 9 (47:21):
What?
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Never heard of it. Are you saying it's called Heat?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Heat.
Speaker 11 (47:26):
H-E-A-T?
Speaker 1 (47:26):
Guys, what's the problem?
Speaker 9 (47:27):
Heat.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
What else would it be, guys? Well, we just have
never heard of it.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
But I'm saying the word.
Speaker 7 (47:32):
Heat.
Speaker 13 (47:33):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 6 (47:35):
We're confused because we think we should have.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Heard of it.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Are you guys confused? I'm not. I've never seen it,
but I've heard of it. I know that it's famous.
Speaker 11 (47:43):
What is it about?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Heating and air. HVAC guy.
Speaker 11 (47:48):
Bank robbery.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Bank robbery?
Speaker 4 (47:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
You're a winner. Lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (47:52):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
All I do is.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
I have a question for Bobby about his points. He
keeps saying that he ran out of points, I'm guessing,
on a Southwest card. A while back, he showed Amy
a credit card that had over like $ 100, 000 in points
or rewards.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
So Bobby, why aren't you.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Just using some of that money to buy plane tickets
for these occasions?
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Okay, bye. Good question.
Speaker 4 (48:20):
The points I had were for flying. So when I
book flights on Southwest, you would get points. I don't
have a Southwest credit card. So I never got credit
card points for that. I do have a credit card.
I've never used a single point of, and I've had
this credit card for a decade. And I have 6
million points.
Speaker 8 (48:35):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (48:36):
And I've not used one point from that. And I'm
scared to use one point from that because, well.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
You never know.
Speaker 6 (48:44):
You might have to live off it one day.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
You're correct.
Speaker 8 (48:46):
Off the points?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (48:48):
Because somehow he's going to lose everything.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
Oh, in his mind, he's thinking that.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
I have not used one single point, but I'm going
to tell you what's happened to me recently. And I
said this on an episode of In the Weeds, which
I'm sure all you guys heard.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:01):
I watch every single one. I love to be in
the weeds and in the weeds.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:07):
So now on my Apple Pay, when I can use
that credit card, it now gives me a chance to
pay with those points for the first time.
Speaker 8 (49:14):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I haven't.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
I won't.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
But I don't have a credit card. All the points
that I have.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I was flying Scuba and Raymundo to Vegas with back
and forth was all from me buying flights.
Speaker 8 (49:25):
So these points on this credit card you're talking about,
the one you have $ 6 million of, that's not just
like golf clubs or sweaters. It can be real money?
Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (49:34):
Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (49:37):
Cash back.
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Dang, that's a game changer, dude.
Speaker 6 (49:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
And on the In the Weeds episode I did, that
you guys heard, obviously.
Speaker 11 (49:46):
Oh, man, it was a great episode.
Speaker 4 (49:47):
I was talking about that, and I got hit with
a lot of good thoughts. And people were like, well,
what if the credit card company decides they don't want
to honor those points after a certain time?
Speaker 1 (49:56):
What if they go out of business?
Speaker 6 (49:57):
They're gone.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
They're gone.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
You need to start using them.
Speaker 8 (50:00):
What's the dollar amount of six million points?
Speaker 6 (50:03):
I mean, it's a lot.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
You don't want to know.
Speaker 8 (50:04):
Can you buy a boat with that?
Speaker 6 (50:05):
Yes.
Speaker 11 (50:06):
Probably three.
Speaker 13 (50:07):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
Could I buy a boat?
Speaker 3 (50:08):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (50:08):
It depends on which kind of boat.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, I can buy a yacht.
Speaker 8 (50:11):
No, no, no, but just a boat.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
I could buy you a boat with the credit card.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
What?
Speaker 8 (50:15):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 6 (50:15):
You could?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
I could. But I could also buy you a boat
with money, too, if I wanted to.
Speaker 8 (50:18):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
Yeah, but I haven't done that either. I know, but that's.
Speaker 6 (50:22):
A really good point. You need to start using those.
Speaker 8 (50:24):
Yeah, man. Live up. Live it up.
Speaker 1 (50:27):
Live up?
Speaker 8 (50:27):
Live it up.
Speaker 11 (50:28):
Live up.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
I live up fine. Thank you for that. Leave us
a voicemail anytime.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
877-77-BOBBY.
Speaker 1 (50:32):
Eddie, what happened at Walmart?
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Awkward.
Speaker 8 (50:39):
Okay. So I'm cashing, I'm getting my stuff. I'm at
the checkout, whatever. And it's kind of by the customer
service area. And I hear this man just arguing with
the customer service people like yelling and I'm there. I
got my little bananas or whatever. And I'm walking by
and he says, Hey, uh, you speak, you speak English,
you speak Spanish. And I said, yeah, like, yeah, I
(50:59):
speak Spanish. And so he needed me to translate to
the customer service people that he was man. And it
was tough. Cause I think he was like Cuban or something.
So the dialect was not the dialect that I'm used to.
So he wanted me to argue for him. So here
I am at Walmart, like arguing that his TV that
he bought was already broken in the box.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
So the customer service person at Walmart only spoke Spanish?
Speaker 8 (51:22):
No, only spoke English. This is the customer asking me.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
He's asking you in Spanish.
Speaker 8 (51:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (51:27):
So it's me and the other customer talking to Walmart's
customer service. And he's so fired up. I felt like
I kind of needed to be fired up as a translator.
So then I started arguing for him.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
So he didn't speak English.
Speaker 8 (51:40):
He did not speak English.
Speaker 1 (51:41):
He saw you.
Speaker 8 (51:42):
Asked me if I spoke Spanish.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
A man of color.
Speaker 13 (51:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (51:45):
And said, would you come over and speak Spanish for me?
Speaker 8 (51:48):
And I was kind of in a hurry. So I
was like, yeah, I guess. I mean, if you need
my help, I'll help you. And so the problem was,
is that he bought a TV. He says that it
was broken when he got home. They're saying like, there's
no proof of that. And so I'm starting to get
fired up translating as well.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Are you taking his side in it?
Speaker 8 (52:08):
I mean, just cause I'm a translator, I'm not trying
to input my opinion on it at all.
Speaker 4 (52:12):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (52:12):
And so where it got awkward though, is like, I
really didn't understand what he was trying to tell me,
but at that point I'm already committed. Like I'm the translator.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
So then were you just making stuff up?
Speaker 8 (52:21):
I started making stuff up. Oh, nice.
Speaker 10 (52:22):
Dude.
Speaker 8 (52:22):
So I, I basically said he wants a gift card.
I don't think he knew. I don't think the guy knew,
like knew that I was asking for a gift card,
but they ended up giving him a gift card.
Speaker 1 (52:33):
For the amount of the TV?
Speaker 8 (52:34):
Dude, I have no idea. I don't even know what
he paid.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
Was he confused when you got him the gift card?
Speaker 8 (52:39):
It seemed like he was kind of content with that.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
How different is Cuban Spanish than your Mexican Spanish?
Speaker 8 (52:48):
I would say there's probably 80% the same and then 20%
where I just don't know what he's saying. There's just
words that mean different things.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
Did you feel like you did a good deed for somebody?
Speaker 8 (53:00):
I think so. I got him a gift card.
Speaker 1 (53:02):
Did you believe him with this story?
Speaker 8 (53:05):
Whatever he was saying, I was repeating.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
No, but did you believe him in your heart?
Speaker 8 (53:09):
I have no idea. I don't know. I didn't even
look at the TV.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
But it was crazy.
Speaker 8 (53:13):
And then at some point, Walmart, they have a manager.
They're like, they'll take care of this. We don't need
you anymore. I'm like, all right, get him the gift
card then.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Do you feel good about that?
Speaker 10 (53:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (53:22):
I felt like I did my good deed of the day.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
You're not even the best at Spanish on the show,
are you?
Speaker 8 (53:28):
Mike's probably the best. Why'd you point in the glass room?
Raymundo doesn't know Spanish.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
Raymundo?
Speaker 8 (53:33):
Yeah, but he knows no Spanish.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Hola, amigo.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
Checks out. Mi amo, Raymundo Santiago.
Speaker 11 (53:38):
Como te amas?
Speaker 8 (53:40):
What's Santiago? Is that your real middle name?
Speaker 1 (53:42):
Last name.
Speaker 11 (53:43):
Translated.
Speaker 8 (53:44):
No, it's not. You're Slater.
Speaker 4 (53:45):
It's close enough. Wait, did you just make up a
translated last name? When we went for study abroad, they
made us do a first and last name. And the
closest my last name, they made me to go with Santiago.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Isn't your last name just still your last name? It
doesn't have to be translated?
Speaker 9 (54:01):
Correct.
Speaker 12 (54:01):
It is, but like for cursive purposes, they want it
to be Santiago. For cursive purposes? Yeah, because I think
it has with the I or whatever.
Speaker 6 (54:09):
What is he saying?
Speaker 1 (54:09):
You just make stuff up and just commit to it
and keep going?
Speaker 11 (54:12):
I wasn't the professor.
Speaker 12 (54:13):
They said you need to go by whatever's in, we
all had to choose a first and last name that
was close to our given names.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
And you couldn't be Ray Slater?
Speaker 6 (54:22):
No.
Speaker 1 (54:23):
You went as? Because they wanted us to use the,
they wanted us to, Raymundo Santiago.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
Okay. I don't think Raymundo was a thing until you
made it up on the show. No, I've been Raymundo
since college days.
Speaker 8 (54:33):
That's not true.
Speaker 6 (54:35):
There's not.
Speaker 8 (54:36):
And why did he go with Raymundo? Oh, because he
got a 23andMe.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
Yes, he got a 23andMe and found out he had
some sort of Latin in his blood, like 1%. And
if he found out when he was 23andMe, he didn't
know when he was in college.
Speaker 11 (54:49):
I mean, it's true.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
I don't know how far you want to track it back.
Speaker 12 (54:52):
We can find my professor in Costa Rica. Amy's going
to go down there, Central America. Maybe she swings by
the college.
Speaker 2 (54:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (54:58):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (55:00):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
It's always unpacking with Ray.
Speaker 8 (55:04):
And you never know what you're going to get.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
And people think sometimes Eddie's Ray.
Speaker 8 (55:07):
Yes, it happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Because they're like, oh, you must be Raimundo. You're Mexican.
Speaker 9 (55:10):
I'm not.
Speaker 11 (55:11):
I'm Eddie.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
And then Ray's not even Mexican. And he's not from Michigan.
He's from Wyoming.
Speaker 1 (55:17):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (55:19):
Lobby Bone Show.
Speaker 13 (55:20):
Bonehead.
Speaker 7 (55:20):
Story of the day.
Speaker 11 (55:22):
This story comes to us from Harris County, Texas. There's
a guy on YouTube called Captain Crunch Boats, and he
likes to go to the boat dock and film people
that can't park their boat, get it in the water,
get it out of the water. He thinks it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
I also think it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah, I've seen those.
Speaker 7 (55:38):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 4 (55:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (55:40):
Well, one person didn't take too kind to him filming him,
and he stabbed him.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
Oh, my.
Speaker 6 (55:44):
Whoa.
Speaker 11 (55:45):
Live on camera.
Speaker 12 (55:46):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (55:46):
Wow, wow.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Ding, ding, ding. I wouldn't have mind seeing that video either,
like him chasing him. I don't want to see that.
Speaker 4 (55:52):
Knife go in. But I like when that happens. Like
somebody gets mad for somebody filming. But you can film
in public.
Speaker 9 (55:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
It's a public place. You can film, no problem.
Speaker 8 (56:01):
Yeah, but people don't like that.
Speaker 1 (56:02):
No, I know. I don't like the stabbing. I don't
like the stabbing part.
Speaker 11 (56:05):
But.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Oh, man. What's his name? Crunchberry?
Speaker 11 (56:09):
Captain Crunchboats.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
That name kind of sucks.
Speaker 9 (56:12):
A little bit.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
Captain Crunchboats.
Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 8 (56:13):
Like, I see where he was trying to go with
Captain Crunch.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Even Captain Crunch 2. Like, or the second... Captain Crunch 2nd.
Speaker 11 (56:21):
So then I clicked on some of his videos. He
fights some of these people. Like fist fights. I'm like, dude,
I don't know if that's worth it. And now he's
got stabbed.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Well, we also talked about his video, so it might
have been worth it. Because people are going to go
check him out. Okay.
Speaker 11 (56:33):
I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Speaker 10 (56:35):
This message is for Eddie. Eddie, I just had a
question for you. Have you ever considered... using a Kindle
to read. And the reason why I'm asking that is
because they actually have fonts are made for dyslexia. And
so if you were to read with a dyslexic font,
(56:58):
you may find it a whole lot easier and maybe
something worth checking out. And it may make reading actually
a little easier for you.
Speaker 6 (57:06):
Have a great day.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Wow. What have a font fixed you guys?
Speaker 8 (57:10):
I mean, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
You just didn't know you needed Times New Roman, and
all of a sudden you're reading as good as anybody does.
Speaker 8 (57:16):
Or Gothic.
Speaker 9 (57:17):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (57:18):
Well, I guess the Kindle version, they're doing a colored
overlay because one of the tips that the dyslexic tutor
gave me was ordering these color overlays. They're like strips
of see-through color, and you move them down the book
as you read, and it's supposed to help you. So
I guess the Kindle just automatically does that for you.
That's crazy. What's it called?
Speaker 11 (57:38):
Kindle.
Speaker 6 (57:38):
Yeah, Kindle.
Speaker 8 (57:39):
Do you guys have a Kindle I can borrow?
Speaker 6 (57:41):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (57:43):
No.
Speaker 6 (57:43):
Bobby uses an iPad.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
I use an iPad. How many times have we been
through this?
Speaker 9 (57:46):
I know.
Speaker 8 (57:47):
I'm just double checking because that sounds awesome. But what
would I do? Carry a Kindle everywhere I go?
Speaker 1 (57:53):
It's this thin. You can put it in your backpack.
Speaker 6 (57:55):
But I can order you right now. I can order
you some colored reading strips. They're nine bucks.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
It's also much cheaper than an iPad because it's only
used for reading. Or my iPad. I got the nuclear
codes on that thing. Who knows what I'm doing on
that thing? Thank you, everybody, for listening. Hey, if you
want to leave us a voicemail, we love it. Just
call us.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
You can do it now. 877-77-BOBBY. Hope you have a
great rest of the day. We got a big show tomorrow.
Kane Brown in studio tomorrow. So that'll be fun. Ray
Mundo has a business proposal for Kane Brown.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
So all that. And so we'll see you guys then.
Speaker 3 (58:26):
All right.
Speaker 1 (58:26):
Bye, everybody.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
BobbyBones.com.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced, and sang
by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at Reed Yarberry.
Scuba Steve, executive producer. Ray Mundo, head of production.
Speaker 11 (58:43):
I'm Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1 (58:44):
My Instagram is MrBobbyBones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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