Bobby shares the wild family altercation he witnessed in public and why he couldn’t believe how far it went. The show debates what they would have done in that situation and whether it’s ever okay to step in. Chris Lane stops by the studio to hang out, talk about being a Savannah Banana, if he is an adrenaline junky, and more! Plus, Bobby and the crew discuss when men and women feel their hottest and whether the answers actually make sense.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting Welcome to Thursday Show morning studio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, let's get a voicemail here.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hit me, guys, you're talking about Eddie and how hot
he is.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I am so glad that somebody else is bringing this up.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Because I've always.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Thought this, Eddie your solid ache, because you are an
awesome personality and you're very cute and your big nose
can only mean one thing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sure, talk to you guys later. Wait, what can only
mean one thing?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Talk about a interesting.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Interesting that's what she means. Wow, that was weird, though,
because I don't know. To me, hot isn't about personality.
It's a part of it, though.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
That's a huge part of it, is it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think if you're mid and people love to Okay, look,
if people are just looking at pictures of you, some
people would think you were hot. But if people were
seeing you in person and then also being around you,
I think they would think you're hotter. Take it for
what it is.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I will say that since people
have been saying this, I walk a little straighter, a
little taller, you know, like it's kind of cool because
no one's ever said this in my life.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Why aren't they coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, I know it's weird.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
My wife has always but I mean it's my wife.
I feel like she has to say that. Thank you
for the voicemail. Give me the next one please.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
I know everybody gives you issues when you want to
talk aliens and stuff on the show, but you could
probably do a whole hour podcast and have plenty of
people want to hear your take on some alien stuff,
the stuff the government sharing, the stuff that we see happening.
I know I would love to listen to it, So
you definitely have an audience out there. I'm a show.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Bye, thank you for the voicemail. Next week we'll do
a full show on birds and a full show on aliens,
Birds hosted by Amy and Eddie, Aliens hosted by me. Okay,
so yeah, I would love that. Give me number six please.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'm calling about the segment where you were discussing John
Stamus giving you his cell phone number. And I liked
all the things that other people said, but I believe
not reaching back out to him would be seen as rude.
Just wanted to give you my opinion. Take care.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's a pretty good point. Yeah, that's a pretty good point.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
So now, you're gonna hit him up.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't want to be rude. That's a pretty good point.
I didn't think about it like that, kin, I never
want to bother people.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
But how many days can go by before you, Oh, hey,
got your number? That's true? Yeah, how are you talking
me out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Now?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
No, I'm saying do it now?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You think it's too late?
Speaker 11 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
No, no, it will be tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Well that's not true. And in the text, will you
say something about don't mean to be rude? So I'm
texting you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, I'll say I just got your number. Ah. Perfect,
They just gave it to me. And you know who
took so long?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Mike's fault.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, number seven, one more.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm just now listening to the podcast where Amy found
the money taped under the desk. I think that is hilarious.
I don't think you'd see you're responsible. I think it's
so lunchbox and so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
How a great day it can be. All yeah, it
can be so lunchbox. It can be funny to some people.
It was wildly responsible because there were thousands of dollars
laying on the floor in a studio when we weren't there,
So all can be true, yes, but thank you for
the voicemail. And you guys can leave us a voicemail
at any time. And what you're about to hear now
is going to be today's we'll call it best of
(03:49):
show because we are on vacation now, so you will
hear segments that aren't new. So when you hear this
and it's confusing because wait, what these are not new segments.
These are what aired on the radio show this morning
because we were not there this morning. So you can
listen to this if you like. We hope you do,
but I just want you to know this is not new,
(04:10):
This is not current. I don't even know the segments
that are coming up. But sometimes people will be confused
and I'll get messaging going you've already done this segment
or I didn't know this was happening anymore. So enjoy
some of the best of the Bobby Bone Show. Thank
you guys for listening. Tell me if you've ever seen
anything like this happen because a mom and her kid,
the rest of the family was there too. I feel
like I give grace to kids who are screaming because
(04:31):
I don't give a crap. Scream away, kid, because that
mom didn't want that kid to scream. It's not like
the mom chose for the kid to scream. So I
always feel bad for the parents if they're dealing with
a kid who's crying, maybe as ear hurts. That's always
what I think. I go to earache immediately. I'm like,
that kid's probably got an earache. So this kid's probably
like two little boy curly. Here they're sitting at the
(04:51):
table right next to us, and the kid goes, I
don't want to hate this, and the mom looks at
the kid right in the face and screams right by
screams top of her life right back at them. Oh
my goodness, I'm talking about screaming match. I start snickering
(05:14):
because that's funny, and the dad looks over and it's
like a little bit annoyed that I'm laughing, but a
little bit embarrassed. But I'm not laughing because it's funny.
It's just awkward because that kid, that kid went top
of its lungs and that mom leaned up into him. Yeah,
gott hate that restaurant. Yeah, Like part of me was
(05:39):
like respecting party was like, dang, I never seen anything
like that before. What are your thoughts on that, Amy.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Yeah, I mean I've definitely.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Screamed before in a public place like that.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
No, No, this.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Privacy of my own homement, and then I've been able
to run to my room and try to process before
I go apologize. Uh yeah, she'd probably hit she hit
her limit.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I feel like she had a long date and I
was doing her whole backstory. But yeah, like I wasn't
feeling good, had a long day, kids been cranky all day,
Kids got an earache. It's always an ear ache.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Here's what I hope. I mean, I hope that, yeah,
that's there. We hit our rope, we hit the end
of it, and then sometimes we match that energy. So
I hope that that was the case, and that that's
not just a usual form of communication.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bro, I'm talking about you know, she outscreamed the screaming kid.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah, because that's not typically how we would like to
respond to his parents. But I do understand that it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I didn't feel like she was embarrassed. Really, I feel
like the husband was embarrassed, but I feel like the
mom was embarrassed. Come back to her thing that kid
did this too, That kid goes. I don't want to
eat this, and then mom goes, you will eat that.
That kid went, oh wow, it too okay, like he.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
Was trying to diffuse the situation at all, or her
husband was sitting right next to me, because it's all
these tables are online, where one side of the table
is a big bench, right, so everybody that's sitting at
all the table on that side are sitting on a
big long bench and the other side are just tables
and you're in a loose chair.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And so that was like an eight top with a family.
And I'm sitting right next to the husband, and so
the kid screams. I don't really think much of it
except oh man, it sucks with those parents. But when
she screams, I can't help but look and laugh. I mean,
I've never seen anything like that before. And he and
when I start to laugh, he just turns his head
(07:27):
right on laughter, like might I start laughing? He turns
his head like you're laughing at something that we don't
think is funny. What am I supposed to do? What
I supposed to do? And so I do. I'm like
and then I kind of hold it. It's like if
you're laughing at church, you don't want to laugh, but
you can't help it. You're like, I'm like and then
that's when he's like half apology, half annoyed. I don't
(07:52):
feel like he wanted to be there in that situation. No, definitely,
not ever seen thing like that before, ever they had
with your kids, Ever had anything like that?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Oh dude, you have to scream back four kids, like
we've been at this for a while. Yes, you haven't
yell out and well and like you said, you have
a whole scenario like what could have happened for me?
What has happened is we've struggled with that before, where
like he does not want to eat, and so if
you dealt with that four times that day, guess what,
I don't care where I'm at.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
If he yells like that, I'm gonna yell back at him.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Usually it's me yelling, and my wife's like the husband
in that scenario, being like, hey, we're in a public place,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But yeah, that's how it happens all the time. I
never seen like this in my life.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Sometimes you gotta get louder than them if you want,
if you want to listen to you, if you want them,
you want their attention.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Be louder than that. You have to embarrassed. It is
that the point to embarrass him? Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Oh no, see I don't. I don't do that.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
My yelling is more just uncontrollable, like I don't know
it's coming. It's not it's not premeditated at all. It's
not like sort of like, well, this is how they're
going to listen. It's like the yelling just would come
out of me. And I haven't done it in a while,
but there was there was a moment in the season,
we'll call it where I was screaming. And then and
we had a whole food thing with our son in particular,
(09:03):
and the therapist then advised us, They're like, stop making
food a thing like if he doesn't want to eat,
just be like fine, okay, you're not going to eat.
And then eventually like he will come back around. And
so food used to get us really worked up. And
I don't know what it is about food, But then
once we started just being like okay, fine, right, cool,
you're not gonna bet brethcast shrunking lunch, chug your dinner.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Cool, great, Bill, I just want to shut out that
family shout out because you entertained me and make more
ways than one. I went through the I was like, oh,
I did all the emotions. So you know who you are.
If you're out there right now and you're not alone, yeah,
I've never seen it before life this level.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
So you might be alone, but back in, shout out,
and if you're doing it frequently, seek help.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It scared me. She was so intensive. It's like it
was rollercoaster stream. You started eating your food, celebrating America
two fifty It's the boy Show. Anonymous sin by.
Speaker 13 (10:03):
Anonymous sin Bar.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
There's a question to.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Because hello, Bobby Bones. I was walking my two dogs.
They're big, they're super friendly when these two little yappy
dogs across the street started going off. Before I could react,
one of my dogs slipped out of his collar and
ran over, just trying to play. But then chaos broke out.
(10:28):
The little dog started screaming, one got loose, took off running.
My dog chased it. Let me just say this, I've
been in these situations where like, you can't this is
too much going on, you can't stop it. Here's like,
oh my god, please nobody to hide. O get back
to the email. The owner actually fell down and then
just laid there while I wrangled my dog and ran
to theirs. I helped find their dog and the owner
said everything seemed fine. The next day, I woke up
(10:50):
to a note on my door. They took the dog
to the emergency vet and wanted to talk about a
two thousand dollars bill. I was shocked nothing was life threatening.
They panicked and rushed to the ear instead of waiting
for a normal visit. I told him I'm not covering
the bill. Honestly, their dogs helped cause the situation. One
of their dogs even got loose. What do I do?
Signed responsible dog owner? Okay, your dog slipped out of
(11:11):
the collar, Like, that's on you, and your dog ran
over those yappy dogs, that's also on you. Who has
a dog on a caller? The dog just slips out.
That's like somebody saying, I don't know if I got
that text. Yeah, you got it. You got the text,
and you know what your dogs should have been in
the collar. So that's the first thing. The second thing
(11:31):
is their dogs didn't start it because they were yapping
over the other side of the road. The dog some
dogs just yap, didn't start whatever this commotion was what
started it? Was your dog got out of the collar.
You were irresponsible as a dog owner. That's what started it.
Now I'm glad you went over whatever. I don't know
about the bill. I don't know the two thousand dollars,
But for you to put the blame on them, that's
somebody who doesn't want to take responsibility for their actions
(11:55):
because your actions were bad to begin with. Your dog
wasn't in a correct caller for that dog. Now what
are you about two thousand bucks? I don't know because
I don't know the legalities of it. Obviously you're not
paying it, and you signed a responsible dog owner. You're
not a responsible dog owner. And if you were, and
let's say that the caller just broke or something, the
responsible dog owner would pay their part of the bill.
(12:17):
So you're at fault. Now it's up to you to
decide if you want to help the other person or not,
because I don't think there's really an enforcement that they
could do where you have to do it or bill
collectors come. But yeah, it's your fault. It's absolutely your fault.
Keep your dog on a collar, a one that fits. Yeah. Yeah,
So I don't know about the money thing, but this
is your fault amy.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah, no, I agree. I actually witnessed something similar to
this the other day. I was on a hike and
this one couple they didn't have their dog even on
a leash, which it's not a I don't think it's
a park rule where you have to have your dog
on a leash. But this other older woman was walking
her dog and the dog that was off leash went
towards the dog on the leash and it jerked the
woman and she fell back and almost fell over. Like
(13:00):
it was, it was a pretty intense situation. I mean,
and the older one was like rightfully so, like was
angry and annoyed. I mean, the people felt terrible. But
if anything had happened to that woman, like if she
had fallen and really hurt herself, I was thinking in
my head, I'm like, those people are one hundred percent
responsible because their dog was not If they had their
dog on a leash, this never would have happened.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If it were a park where Lasha's weren't needed. I
don't know that she would have been responsible. That's kind
of her. She's I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
I'm trying to think of like it's where we hike often.
I don't know that there's a sign anywhere that says
please have your animal.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
On your leash.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It's weird that someone wouldn't be on alash a place
where people.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I agree, but it's weird that I had I encountered this,
and I was thinking through that woman almost fell completely down,
and if she heard of broken her hip or leg
or something, I feel like, oh my gosh, would those
people be responsible?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't think so, but especially if there's no rules
about a leash, it would just depend on the rolling
of the leash. Would they be responsible in their heart? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Yeah, that's what I would be like, you would tell
they felt yes, yes, I mean, and the woman was
yelling at them, and I'm like, oh my gosh, like
they feel bad, Like I get that you're scared, and
also they feel terrible, but all around it was just
so uncomfortable to this.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, it was. And it was kind of similar to this.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
If there was a leash rule, the would that couple
would have legally been on the hook for it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Do you think there's a leash rule here? I mean,
we don't.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They're walking on the street though, and the difference is
this woman is saying it's the other people's fault.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's not the only people's fault. It's your fault because
your dog wasn't on the least that you had it
on right, that those dog didn't do things except yeah,
properly fit? Yes, yeah, now mad at her? All right
there it is close it up. I want to talk
about the hottest ages of men and women. So this
whole story came out about when women feel their hottest. Okay,
(14:49):
and I'm gonna this is gonna be equal opportunity. Okay,
so just everybody knows this is going to get us
in trouble, but equal opportunity. What age do you think
women feel their hottest? Amy?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Is it.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Late thirties early forties.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm looking for an age here, Okay.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I'm going to go in their forties.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
No, no, Morgan, I feel like it has to be
like thirty.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
One prime age.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So when women feel their hottest, and I would say
there are a couple of factors here. One, just because
you're younger doesn't mean you feel hotter. A lot of
times you feel uncomfortable. You kind of had to get
in that spot, that that sweet spot of your mature
enough to know what you want how you boy? And
also you still are able to look hot?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
That was my thinking with the forties.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Already. Kids. Well, oh my god, the answer is thirty four.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay, Okay, I can get on.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Board with thirty four to a lot of those twenty
four but this is women feeling hot. Yeah, I think
twenty four year olds still feel uncomfortable a bit. Yes, yeah,
I didn't get first out of college like you know. Okay,
let me ask you this then, I morgan finished your
statement first before I go back to creeking ge.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
I didn't feel like until I hit my thirties, I
really feel comfortable in my own body. So like twenties, yeah,
I might have looked really awesome, but I didn't feel awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now what age do you think women are the hottest?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
There we go, gross. Everybody can go everyone, everybody because
we're gonna switch up into the guys too.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
And if we can't nothing that ends with the team.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can't make lunch boxes rolls and let him let
him say his thing.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Okay, it needs to end with us.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
What Okay, Amy, you can answer first? What age are
women the hottest? It's an unfair question.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
It is gosh, I'm just so I love. I'm in
my forties and I think that a lot of my
friendships like the thirties and the forties. The older we are,
the hotter we get.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Go to the pool. Okay, lunch box, she's not give
me an answer, right, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
What is my answer?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's the hot what's the hottest age?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No, for women? Twenty three?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Okay three? Fresh out of at least rush ou out
of college.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
In high school?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
You know it's fresh out of college.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They're developed that word.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Actually, our brains aren't yeh creepy.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I thought even gonna avoid Who's walk the line?
Speaker 14 (17:14):
And it's just a perfect time within because they haven't
had the you know, adversity of the real world, the
stress of the real world. They're still young and care free,
like nothing is taking a toll on them. They've just
been living life in college and having the best time.
Once you get to you're out in the real world,
you have the stress of a job, paying bills.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It wears on you. So the hottest age to you
is twenty three, Morgan, I.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Think there's a key part of this that Lunchbox is missing.
In college, you are letting loose, you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
A lot, you're eating a lot.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
There's a lot that happens in college with like your
hormones as a woman. So I would actually say, like
prime really age if I look at like my body
over the course of time twenty Well, that's.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
That's it's fished talking to me and we're talking about
hot we're not talking about mind.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Answer twenty Eddie, Do I have to answer this? Because
why are you so scared?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Because like I feel like it's no win whatever I answer,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
This one of those dumb things we do.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
This.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I'm going to get us in trouble.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
But I'll be honest here and I will say thirty
five years.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Old, Oh my you are, I'll say, I'll say thirty two.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, guys, what you say just wait till you get older.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We're asking us a question. I'm giving an answer. I
don't think it's fair for you to tell us our
answers aren't our our own opinion?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Like my answer philibuster for thirty minutes plus.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, you're just like why I don't Okay, guys, come on,
what's the hottest age for a guy? We can just
ask the ladies. Yeah, ask the ladies. What's the hottest
age for a dude period and I'm forty six. Just
remember that, What kind of marker are they using?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Just saying maybe she's gonna say forty six, and people
don't know what age?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Are guys physically the hottest?
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Amy physically the hottest?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Are you gonna filibuster? Are you gonna give an answer?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm trying to think of an answer.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
All that keeps coming to my mind is fifty.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Morgan, What age or guys the hottest?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
This is tough because I feel like it would be
like a like a late twenties early into the thirties,
because guys glow up later. See yeah, they definitely have
their good like fifty. It's not like that cauld drange
because they're still a little quirky.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
They're so figuring it out. I feel like maybe thirty.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Three, okay, I would probably say thirty two thirty three
as well, because your metabolism is still rocking pretty good.
Anything you do physically that changes your body will change
because of it. Once you get up to like our age,
it's like you got to put extra effort in the change.
And not only that, when you get hurt, you don't
(19:56):
bounce back quick so I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
That's I'm gonna go thirty I'm gonna go thirty three. Ish,
you guys want to answer that lunch walk, when's a
guy the hottest? I have no idea. Yes you do,
Yes you do, Eddie, thirty five, thirty five, thirty five
for you both? I think so.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
I think everyone's pretty like comfortable with who they are
at thirty five two, and that reflects on how good
you look.
Speaker 14 (20:18):
Can be real. Do you really think women looked their
best at thirty five years old?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (20:22):
I do, because anything younger than that's like they don't
even look like a woman.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
What what I'm not.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Look like a woman? Do you know she's like a
little girl? Oh wait, when do you Okay, when do
you think the guys feel the hottest? So this is
the other part of that woman's question. Oh feel so
so that was different? Yeah, when do you think guys
feel the hottest? Eddie?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I mean younger? I think we feel like we're so
hot at like twenty five. But like, like like Morgan said, though,
we're like Bambi doo, we're idiots.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Lunchbox, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Know you were you were there one I not feeling
When have you felt thought the hottest?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I mean my whole life, I felt hot. That's the
problem is like Ember, you're a kid. He feel as
good looking now as you did when you were twenty five.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
Like I still like when if I go to the pool,
chicks are like there he is.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's true. They are like there he is. Yes, And
so I don't know that they're like there he is,
but like there he is.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
And maybe my hot, maybe my hottest was probably you know,
when I'm slamming shots and chicks are the barterers going.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Man, that dude is good looking. He can drink with
like like a fish, like a fish.
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Yeah, so maybe twenty four.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I think I would say thirty six. That's when you
feel it's definitely the twentiest because I just didn't feel
comfortable in my own body till like yesterday. But I'm
a little later, like yesterday was the first day I ever
woke up. It's like, yeah, I feel pretty good here.
I think thirty six guys feel the hottest. Thirty two
is when they actually are a pretty good little window there.
That's good. Anything you want to say, you really haven't
(21:57):
said much this segment. What you said out You haven't
really said anything.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Just because my answers are different than everybody else have.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Given an answer. I've been like, hey, give us a number,
and you're like, well, are we talking about their belief system?
Are we talking?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
It's well, I was thinking overall attraction. But I did
give an answer. I did, And I think that y'all
probably feel your hottest Yeah, in your late twenties.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh, I didn't know you did. Not having money then well.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Yeah, now it's now you're equating money to the feel
field is different than look.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, like your confidence, that's part of your look Okay, Yeah,
you walk.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Around all sad with your.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Until yesterday, Bobby, fourth of July, It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Shout out to America's Vet dogs, because they just gave
us Army veteran Mark Patton a service dog, and he
was deployed to Iraq Kuwait. He suffered multiple brain injuries,
loss of mobility, he has PTSD depression, anxiety, and he
waited nearly a year to get matched with the service
(23:08):
dog Shane, and it's going to completely change his life.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah. And the reason that that's such a big story
is they cost so much. They're like twenty grand a dog.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
This particular dog, they say they spend more than fifty
thousand dollars to breed, raise, and train each dog to
work with these type of vets.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
So yeah, I'm maybe he.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Totally minimized my story. No, but we had bought like
three or four from military folks from this show and
so and then I'd also done some work with Pirina
and we'd got vets dogs and so hey, maybe inflation.
Oh yeah, maybe it was twenty grand five years ago. Announced.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
No, I think we did the dogs. We did get
the dogs, like.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Obama maybe like it was over five years ago. So yeah,
maybe a little inflation, maybe depending on because he has
the list of things they have going on that the
dog can tend to.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah. No, it's crazy the amount of money these dogs,
and I'm sure dogs that have to be trained for
different needs even more. But that's a great story. A
big shout out to that organization because they really need
these dogs and they deserve to have these dogs, and
that's a great one. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. I was driving through the
work garage this morning and this woman was walking down
(24:19):
and she kept falling down. Anybody else see this one? No, no, okay.
She is dressed professionally and she's walking down and she
she falls and the first time I'm like, well that sucks.
It's a pretty big incline. And all I think was like, oh,
that sucks. I don't like to see people fall. And
so I slow down. That's here, get up or she
falls again. So I stopped my car and I opened
(24:40):
the door and I get out and I'm like, are
you okay? She's dressed completely professional, and she says and
she gets up and she goes yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
and I'm like okay, and watch takes a couple more steps,
falls again, a third times, three times. I don't know
what I do know what's happening. You have high heels on.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
But okay, even if you have high heels, you don't
just start falling when you're walking.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Like I feel like, was she having some sort of
an episode?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's why I stopped and got out of the car
and said are you okay? And she kind of smiled
and said yes and got up and fell again.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Huh. Maybe her feet.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Were asleep, or maybe she was leaving after a night
out like she spread the night somewhere.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
That's a weak night. But if she's walking to her
car to drive, that's not good.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Well, yeah, I think it was good. I'm saying that
she went out came home with someone and was like, she.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Was walking down right where you have to go around
the concrete to get to a lower level. Like I
would not have liked me if I wouldn't have stopped,
I'd have been like, oh, you should have made sure
she was okay. I did stop and get out of
the car and I said, are you okay after the
second fall, and she was like yeah, yeah, fine, and
she kind of giggled and then she got up and boom,
maybe she was drunk.
Speaker 14 (25:50):
Yeah, sound like I'm old this wanting you again.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
A video for viral reasons. I didn't know if anybody
else saw her. Nobody saw her, Nope, nope. What would
you have done in that situation.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Amy, Yeah, I mean similar to you.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
I guess just checked to see if she was okay,
and then when she told me she was fine, I
guess we're left like, what are.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
You supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I felt like had I continued to walk and watch her,
then all of a sudden, I'm a stalker. You know
how Lunchbox likes to scare women in the garage here
it works, okay, run up hye women and scared them
in the garage at an hour sometimes and they're like boo, yeah, yeah.
I didn't want to be that because I'd been on
camera the third fall.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Was that or you saw a rear view or did like,
did you see was she still in front of you
when she fell at the third time?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's not funny. It's not me. It ain't funny. Then
why do you keep laughing? I was because the first
time I saw a fall, I'm going, oh, that sucks.
The second time I saw her fall, was like, oh,
something might be happening here.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Because she's falling all the way down.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It was so it was steep because you know how
the garage is wraps around and she was falling down,
and so I got I stopped the car and got out.
I was like, are you okay? And she looks at
me from the ground, gets up, goes yeah, laughs and
then falls again. She's still drunk. What I'm hoping is
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she didn't die and I got here before you go that.
I'm just gonna be honest with you guys, That's why
I'm asking you. I got here before you guys, so
you would have seen her coming up if she were
dead in the garage.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Oh, correct, yes, like we didn't pass I didn't pass
a body. But honestly, I'm not sure I would notice.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's a good point, and I'm not a bad person
for after the third fall continuing to drive off. No,
I mean, and she laughed. Obviously she's not in danger.
And then I started to think, did she laugh or
was she just having a seizure, because watch me have
a seizure. Oh, you're laughing a little bit. It looks
like I'm laughing. Huh. But if she ain't dead, I'm good.
(27:45):
And nobody else saw her huh.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
No, But I think you need to put out a
APB or a poster. Yeah, you need to, like we
need to figure out like an update.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, uh okay. If you guys didn't see her, though
she made it out alive, hopefully, would you like put
it in your car or anything.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
No, you can't know. That'd be kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That was that was my fear. I didn't want to
be like lunchbox in the garage with women and vulnerable.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
What was her age? Do you think if you had a.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Guess thirty two hot or not? I need a better question.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Than that, like attractive or not?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What do you mean better she pretty or not pretty?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Question like what was the other?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Wasn't like physically she wasn't there for me to be
like she thought? I was just concerned about her. Was
she in shape? Yes, okay, she would looked in her
young thirties. She I don't know what else you wanted?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Did hes on?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah? She could have just been really bad about.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Walking because she felt three times. She felt three times, Okay,
I don't care most to purchase on the record. I
did not kill her. Okay, good, because.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
If she didn't, you might be the last person at
the time.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I know. That's my point. If somebody's missing. I saw
her and she fell three times, and then I drove off.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I mean, we do have cameras in the garage.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
We can man scoola get backs those cameras. We can
get any cameras in the building during the garage. I'll
get it for it now, just to cover you in
case she does die. Yeah, okay, in case you did.
I was on like the third level up or something
this morning, like when I came in and I stopped
and I get out of the car and I'm like,
are you okay? And then she was like yeah, since
she wipes out again. Cool. You know we get the
camera show and you come in the building and you're
away from the scene. Okay, I'm clear.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
En.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Look at the video and lunch Box is like dragging
her into the car.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This feels like Karen Reid trial. That's why I want
to be to come on the air and put this record.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I need to know what happened to this person too,
and I want to go.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
On record that I don't drag women into my car.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Liked can you be by tomorrow? Can you find the video? Yeah?
Totally okay, Oh my god. Here we go on the
Bobby Bones Show. Now, do you ever think about being
a Savannah Banana?
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Honestly, I probably could. I'd do at it. We're on,
no way, Yeah, we're on. Let's go this thing about Chris.
Chris and I just talking. He didn't know we're on
the air. Yeah we're on. I think, yeah, yeah, I
think I thought you said.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
We're on the team. I might let's go. Oh no, yeah,
we we just got the call up.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Bring us in Chris finds out.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Like you are. You don't need to do that because
your career is doing great. But I'm saying like that
that is built for you because you can sing, you
can play ball. You play ball in college like you're
athletically still there, man, you'd be like the A plus
Savannah Banana. The only thing I couldn't do is dance. Yeah,
but some of those guys can't dance that well and
they get in and do the very age. And you
(30:47):
could sing. And you ever see the guy who back
backflips and that's great in left field, a freaking back
He doesn't catches the ball and doesn't backflip in the air.
What a why? What position did you play in college?
I played center field?
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Oh yeah, I mean I could definitely catch the ball
behind my back, did you know that kind of stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
But I couldn't flip.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
You know, maybe you could just twirl.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
You'd be a great Savannah Bana.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Yeah, hey, I would have so much fun with that.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That would be awesome. You've ever been to a game?
I've never been to a game. I haven't either, So
it says here because I rarely look at the notes
if I know the person, But then when I know
the person. Sometimes I'm like, let me say what I
don't know about them. And it says you're an adrenaline junkie.
What do you do that's adrenaline junkie. An adrenaline junkie. Yeah,
that's what I said. No, that's what I said when
(31:32):
I saw it says this is an adrenaline junkie.
Speaker 15 (31:34):
And I was like, that would be a dag on
taypa right there, because I'm the least adrenaline junkie.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's what I thought. Well, I didn't know you. I
didn't say least, but it says he's an adrenaline junkie,
and I thought, I don't know that version of Chris.
Speaker 15 (31:44):
So maybe a sports junkie, but definitely not an adrenaline.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Like what's another word close to adrenaline? Did they mean, oh,
just a junkie.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah, just straight junkie exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
See, Yeah, that's what I saw. Fixes Yeah. Do you
get people that are making you offers coming to weddings ever?
Speaker 15 (32:06):
Uh? Yeah, I definitely see messages from time to time,
especially you know three or four years ago when Big
Plans was like really popular and uh kind of popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Everybody's like will you please come sing?
Speaker 15 (32:18):
I got engaged to the song where you come sing
at our wedding, but I've never I may have done that,
like one time where I showed up. I was just like,
it's a surprise. Yeah, it's a surprise. I think I
was playing in a city that they just so happened
to be getting married in that day. So, uh, at
like five or six o'clock swing by how the little song.
(32:43):
I think I had my tour manager reach out and
just say, Chris is willing to come do this, but
show starts at this time, so we got to be
able to do it before then, and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Work it out that and so but they were like,
oh that's great, Yeah, it's all cool thing. Heck yeah,
oh that's it's fun. Because I'd imagine I got that
have been like who yeah, yeah, that would that would
have been the I'm so generic looking. I think they
would have just thought that's such just a normal dude.
Like I'm like guys out here and they're like, okay,
cool cakes over there, you know on the Bobby Bones Show, Now,
(33:14):
what's your favorite song of all time that I've written?
Or just in general, gosh, I know, It's a really
difficult question.
Speaker 15 (33:22):
Uh yeah, because I would have so many. But I
mean the first one that comes to mind, Kenny Chesney.
I go back, Why why did that come to mine first?
I think it's just an I love nostalgic style songs,
and that song in particular is very nostalgic for me.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It kind of takes me back to high school.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Uh. It makes me think of sports, like being on
the baseball field and taking back and practice.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That song is playing in the background.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
I don't know, I just feel like I've heard that
song a million times and it never gets old.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Who's your mount Rushmore Favorite artists of all time? Four
artists all time?
Speaker 15 (34:03):
I mean Kenny's definitely one of them. I would say
Tim McGraw is definitely up there.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Listen to a lot of Tim McGraw man.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I think Toby Keith is pretty great. George Straight that's four.
It's like you cappin out there, man, you got you
gotta pull someone off. Though now it's I'm not gonna
pull anybody off, but definitely, I'm sure you can't mention
another one or you get shocked, we bring in a taser.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
If you go by, we bring in a taser and
taese immediately all right, i'mnna leave it there. I'm gonna
leave it there. So people have short attention spans, and
so if they go today and they're like, hey, I
heard Chris Lane on the Bobby Bone Show or the
Bobby Wars Podcast, I'm gonna go check out his album
Shade Tree, and they're gonna listen to two songs and
decide if they liked the whole record, what two songs
they listen to.
Speaker 15 (34:54):
That's a great freaking question. How about what am I
supposed to tell the Dog? My far my favorite song
I've ever written? Dog?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Can you play a clip of that? Please? Raymundo?
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Here and.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
My supposed to the Dog? What is that one about?
Speaker 15 (35:17):
It's about a couple who gets a dog together, they
break up, and then I tried to write a little
bit of it from the doll's perspective as well. And
I had gotten that idea for my wife, who said,
who was mad at me one day and she was like,
if anything ever happens to us, I'm taking Cooper And
I started laughing. I'm like, yeah, right, that's my dog,
(35:38):
he was to say. I got on the mower and
I was mowing the yard today and I really got
to thinking about that. I'm like, that's a freaking song.
I'm never its country music. How have I never heard
that before? And so I just wrote down on my phone.
I didn't know it was going to be the name
of the song. I just wrote down, what am I
supposed to tell the dog? Like the dogs like, where
did this other person go that I love so much?
(36:01):
Like I'm with somebody that I do love, but where's
the other person that I love so much? So I
brought that idea in two songs. I wrote two album
songs this day with Jamison Rogers, Lydia Vaughn and Seth Moseley,
and I threw that idea out early in the right
and everybody's like, ooh, that is a really cool title.
(36:24):
I don't know how we write that though, So then
I threw another song title out called Problematic, and Seth
had this really high energy track with no words on it,
and we're like, oh, isoul write to that? And then
everybody in the room was like, I love Problematic, Let's
write that song. So we figured out we wrote it,
and then right as we were about to leave, Jamis
(36:45):
and Rogers said Chris, can we sit down for five
minutes and just come up with a few words for
what am I supposed to tell the dog? I have
to be a writer on that song, and I don't
want you to go write it with somebody else. I
was like sure, So we went into a separate room,
which is an acoustic guitar, and forty five minutes later
we came out and that song was. We were like,
(37:06):
oh my gosh, this is the saddest song I've ever heard,
but in like a tongue in cheek kind of way.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You're right, I've not heard a version of that song
where the couple splits up. Do you remember feed Jake
from the nineties Zero Pirates of Mississippi. Oh, it was
like somebody if I die, feed Jake. That was that
Christablols a really sad song on his last RECORDO. Yeah, so,
but that's the person I've ever heard like if we
break up dog song, because I've heard if We Die
dog song, fe Jake. Maybe he's made me sad. It's definitely.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
What I will say is it kind of reminds me
not the song, but the moment that it kind of
has live when I played the song live is reminiscent
of I Don't Know About You. Where when I originally
started playing that song, people were screaming the words back
to man, I'm like, whoa, that's like this is like
a legit hit like I've never had. From from day one,
(37:58):
people singing the song. So I was playing this song.
What made me end up recording it was I was
playing it at shows and people were going crazy over it.
So then I thought, man, I got to record that song.
And I have to say it's probably, over the last
six years, probably one of the most reactive songs I've
ever had. And I'm only basing that off of live
right now and seeing people sing it back. So I
(38:20):
have high hopes for that song. That's a good one.
Maggie's song is Stapleton song that's sad though that was
a style run Maggie run. Oh, I don't think about
Donstar crying right now? Yeah, give me the other song
on your record. Honestly, Sha Tree, I really freaking love
that song and hope, hope that it kind of gets
its chance in moment. It's like my version of Rascal
(38:44):
Flats Mayberry in a way, like when I was in
the studio recording with Dan Huff, who had done all
those Rascal Flat songs I had said that, I'm like,
let's just try to make this a new school version
of Mayberry, Like bring back a lot of those same
sounds that you had for them, know, the fiddle, banjo, mandolin,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I want to hear it. Check out Chris record. It
is out today. It is called Shade Tree. The song
is called Shade Tree. We're gonna play your single though, now,
If I Die before You, I yeah, we give us
a little story about this, just say something about it.
Speaker 15 (39:18):
Yeah, If I Die Before You is the slowest song
I've ever had in my entire career, but probably one
of the most heartfelt songs. I've had a tough conversation
between a husband and a wife, and one that you
never like to have. But I think when you get
married you start thinking about stuff. When you have kids,
you start thinking about stuff and passing away. So yeah,
(39:41):
when you have as many as you that's true. Good Lord,
this will be the last one, though, I'll.
Speaker 10 (39:48):
It is interesting, like one of the first things you
do when you're joining a life with somebody is a will.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, that was the first thing we did, was the
first thing we did well one to ten? First?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Oh well what wait do you have one?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:04):
Okay, but I left everything daddy, Bobby, you and me.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Chris follow him on Instagram. I am Chris Lane. There
is thank you very much. It's Bobby Bones celebrating America.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
It's time for the good news with Bobby.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
A couple of Massachusetts ready to get married, and in
their car they had all their wedding essentials like they
were going to it and it was address. It's all
kind of stuff. And so they're about to leave for
their ceremony. They're about to head out and somebody stole
their car. It's full of stuff, including her wedding dress. Right, So,
thinking quickly, she remembered her laptop was in her car.
(40:46):
Don't she tried laptop, then followed the stolen car amazing,
like she went full like Spider Man. She followed the
stolen car and her own vehicle, giving police live updates
on its location. At one point that the drove past
them opposite on duty and she was like, tell, the
copy is right next to the cop. That's crazy. So
they caught up with a guy thirty one years old.
The rest of him, all of the belongings, including the
(41:08):
wedding gown, were safely recovered. That's crazy People magazine with
that story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 14 (41:14):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 16 (41:18):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it's a
radio and the Dodgors keeps on time. Ready lunchbox, more
game too, Steve bred and it's trying to put you
through this fog.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 16 (41:36):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Is aboutby ball, we have ninety seconds to figure out
Amy's morning. Corny. Is you ready?
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Let's go the mourning Corny.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Boy? Skiffs questions? They they ghost you skipped? What's the apostrophe?
Which one is the one? It's the one on top.
It goes in between letters? Oh like the plural? Yeah?
Or couldn't be too possessive again? Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (42:20):
Why did the rabbit eat the engagement ring?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Carrots? Carrots? I thought it was a carrot, carrots, lots
of cart many carrots on it, lots of carrots. He
loves carrots, loves eat. Is it carrots? It's gonna be carrots.
That's the joke. Yeah, keep going. We have to get
it there because it was twenty four kit number exact number.
He got it.
Speaker 10 (42:43):
How did tightrope walkers find romance?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Walk in the fine line so they don't get yelled
at by their wife online? Oh that's good?
Speaker 10 (42:56):
Wow, Okay, what happens after two spyers get.
Speaker 14 (43:01):
Engaged webbed either not a not stuck together? They they
build a web, they build a house, They build a
newly web.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
That's good, that's good. They become newly webs.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
Now literally, it happens after spiders webbing? How do you
get a farm girl to like you.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Plant plant your seed? Inner? Hey tell me that one
ain't good though, that's pretty good. Yeah, attractor, Oh that's good.
I kind of like planting your seed. Didn't I went
like the milking route?
Speaker 13 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad.
Speaker 10 (43:43):
I'm done with the almost done with the Valentine's Day
things running out?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
How many we get?
Speaker 10 (43:49):
I mean, you got possessive twenty four carrots online dating
a webbing.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And plant your seat in her and.
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Then a tractor you didn't get, so you go fourbed
bones show.
Speaker 16 (44:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Today.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
This story comes up from Center County, Pennsylvania eight thirty
seven year old.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
Man decided to enjoy some mushrooms.
Speaker 14 (44:12):
You know, hey, these are so yummy, and all of
a sudden he starts freaking.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Out, like magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms, and he's like, I've
been shot, I've been shot.
Speaker 13 (44:21):
He needs help. So he's running down the street banging
on doors. I've been shot.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
My greatest, my greatest fear fight had drugs that you
would do that, yeah, something like this.
Speaker 13 (44:30):
But the problem is no one would answer the door.
So he broke into a house and woke up some
homeowners and said, hey, I've been shot. He got a
crime though, Yeah, he broke into their house.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Man, you can't break into someone. But he didn't break
in with the intent to steal anything. He thought he
was in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah, I
don't know. I think there's a little bit intent. If
I'm the judge, probably gonna go a little easier on him.
If you're breaking in to steal something or to hurt somebody,
that's different than if you are confused. Remember when like.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Andy Dick went into somebody's house because he was like
out of it too.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
He got in trouble, yeah, but didn't think that was
his house. Yeah, and he's still got in trouble. See,
this is my fear. It's why I don't. I can't
take sleeping pills anymore. I did for a while when
I was having some real mental health issues, and I
would just like wake up and not remember the night before,
and I'd look it like my face time or my
keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too, it was wild. Yeah,
(45:20):
And so I stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't
want to wake up on an airplane and handcuffs because
I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh,
I'm glad that i'd been. You could have go on.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Viral Bonehead for sure, but you get handcuffed for.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
Odd things before you get duct taped with the seat.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Just imagine like I'm out of it and I'm squatting
in an aisle. It's gonna tackle me and they're going
to tie me somewhere. So that's why that's why I
don't do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills.
Speaker 13 (45:44):
Yeah, all right, box, I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead. Story
of the day.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
This woman was walking her dog. An alligator jumped up
bitter oh, oh boy, I shout out Florida man. Yeah,
a lot of alligators. He's go for a walk and
get fit by alligator. Eighty four years old. Oh, by
the way, she survived. She survived, so she didn't die.
Also shout out, eighty four year olds survive an alligator bike.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
How about eighty four year old walking dogs?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
How about dogs walking with old Yeah, all of that.
So CNN and WBBA. She was out walking her dog
and they were near a pond, and she said she
heard and like felt as a moving and then boom,
a seven foot three inch alligator boom at lunch. That
are bitter legs and fingers. I mean she she's I mean,
she's a old lady. She punched the alligator in the face.
(46:30):
The alligator retreat A seven foot alligator? Is that with
the tail? The alligator is big. I'm looking at the alligator.
It's thick. Seven is the whole thing. It's thick. It's
a thick alligator.
Speaker 13 (46:39):
But my question is, so in Florida you just can't
even go near water sounds.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
It sounds like if anything's wet, stay away from it.
Speaker 13 (46:45):
You can't take your kids fishing, you can't go feed
the ducks.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I mean because I mean, you probably can, but it's
mutch out for alligator.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
The rule is if you see water, assume there's an
alligator in it.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
That's the rule.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
How do you know the rule? Did you just make
that rule? All people say it all the time. I
go to Florida all the time, and they say, because
you know me. Every time I go to Florida, I'm like, you, guys,
see gators round here?
Speaker 11 (47:03):
You do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I ask everyone, well, shout out, she lived, her dog lived,
but she's eighty three and punch alligator right in the face.
That's it, all right, Thank you guys. Seeing tomorrow by
its Bobby.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Bones celebrating America two fifty.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
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Transmitting Welcome to Thursday Show morning studio.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
All right, let's get a voicemail here.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hit me, guys, you're talking about Eddie and how hot
he is.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I am so glad that somebody else is bringing this up.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Because I've always.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Thought this, Eddie your solid ache, because you are an
awesome personality and you're very cute and your big nose
can only mean one thing.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sure, talk to you guys later. Wait, what can only
mean one thing?
Speaker 6 (00:38):
Talk about a interesting.
Speaker 7 (00:44):
Interesting that's what she means. Wow, that was weird, though,
because I don't know. To me, hot isn't about personality.
It's a part of it, though.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
That's a huge part of it, is it.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I think if you're mid and people love to Okay, look,
if people are just looking at pictures of you, some
people would think you were hot. But if people were
seeing you in person and then also being around you,
I think they would think you're hotter. Take it for
what it is.
Speaker 7 (01:06):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I will say that since people
have been saying this, I walk a little straighter, a
little taller, you know, like it's kind of cool because
no one's ever said this in my life.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
Why aren't they coming out of the woodwork.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Well, I know it's weird.
Speaker 7 (01:19):
My wife has always but I mean it's my wife.
I feel like she has to say that. Thank you
for the voicemail. Give me the next one please.
Speaker 8 (01:27):
I know everybody gives you issues when you want to
talk aliens and stuff on the show, but you could
probably do a whole hour podcast and have plenty of
people want to hear your take on some alien stuff,
the stuff the government sharing, the stuff that we see happening.
I know I would love to listen to it, So
you definitely have an audience out there. I'm a show.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Bye, thank you for the voicemail. Next week we'll do
a full show on birds and a full show on aliens,
Birds hosted by Amy and Eddie, Aliens hosted by me. Okay,
so yeah, I would love that. Give me number six please.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I'm calling about the segment where you were discussing John
Stamus giving you his cell phone number. And I liked
all the things that other people said, but I believe
not reaching back out to him would be seen as rude.
Just wanted to give you my opinion. Take care.
Speaker 9 (02:24):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's a pretty good point. Yeah, that's a pretty good point.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
So now, you're gonna hit him up.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't want to be rude. That's a pretty good point.
I didn't think about it like that, kin, I never
want to bother people.
Speaker 10 (02:39):
But how many days can go by before you, Oh, hey,
got your number? That's true? Yeah, how are you talking
me out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Now?
Speaker 6 (02:49):
No, I'm saying do it now?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
You think it's too late?
Speaker 11 (02:51):
No?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
No, no, it will be tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Well that's not true. And in the text, will you
say something about don't mean to be rude? So I'm
texting you.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No, I'll say I just got your number. Ah. Perfect,
They just gave it to me. And you know who
took so long?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Mike's fault.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, number seven, one more.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm just now listening to the podcast where Amy found
the money taped under the desk. I think that is hilarious.
I don't think you'd see you're responsible. I think it's
so lunchbox and so funny.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
How a great day it can be. All yeah, it
can be so lunchbox. It can be funny to some people.
It was wildly responsible because there were thousands of dollars
laying on the floor in a studio when we weren't there,
So all can be true, yes, but thank you for
the voicemail. And you guys can leave us a voicemail
at any time. And what you're about to hear now
is going to be today's we'll call it best of
(03:49):
show because we are on vacation now, so you will
hear segments that aren't new. So when you hear this
and it's confusing because wait, what these are not new segments.
These are what aired on the radio show this morning
because we were not there this morning. So you can
listen to this if you like. We hope you do,
but I just want you to know this is not new,
(04:10):
This is not current. I don't even know the segments
that are coming up. But sometimes people will be confused
and I'll get messaging going you've already done this segment
or I didn't know this was happening anymore. So enjoy
some of the best of the Bobby Bone Show. Thank
you guys for listening. Tell me if you've ever seen
anything like this happen because a mom and her kid,
the rest of the family was there too. I feel
like I give grace to kids who are screaming because
(04:31):
I don't give a crap. Scream away, kid, because that
mom didn't want that kid to scream. It's not like
the mom chose for the kid to scream. So I
always feel bad for the parents if they're dealing with
a kid who's crying, maybe as ear hurts. That's always
what I think. I go to earache immediately. I'm like,
that kid's probably got an earache. So this kid's probably
like two little boy curly. Here they're sitting at the
(04:51):
table right next to us, and the kid goes, I
don't want to hate this, and the mom looks at
the kid right in the face and screams right by
screams top of her life right back at them. Oh
my goodness, I'm talking about screaming match. I start snickering
(05:14):
because that's funny, and the dad looks over and it's
like a little bit annoyed that I'm laughing, but a
little bit embarrassed. But I'm not laughing because it's funny.
It's just awkward because that kid, that kid went top
of its lungs and that mom leaned up into him. Yeah,
gott hate that restaurant. Yeah, Like part of me was
(05:39):
like respecting party was like, dang, I never seen anything
like that before. What are your thoughts on that, Amy.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
Yeah, I mean I've definitely.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Screamed before in a public place like that.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
No, No, this.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Privacy of my own homement, and then I've been able
to run to my room and try to process before
I go apologize. Uh yeah, she'd probably hit she hit
her limit.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I feel like she had a long date and I
was doing her whole backstory. But yeah, like I wasn't
feeling good, had a long day, kids been cranky all day,
Kids got an earache. It's always an ear ache.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
Here's what I hope. I mean, I hope that, yeah,
that's there. We hit our rope, we hit the end
of it, and then sometimes we match that energy. So
I hope that that was the case, and that that's
not just a usual form of communication.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Bro, I'm talking about you know, she outscreamed the screaming kid.
Speaker 10 (06:29):
Yeah, because that's not typically how we would like to
respond to his parents. But I do understand that it happens.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I didn't feel like she was embarrassed. Really, I feel
like the husband was embarrassed, but I feel like the
mom was embarrassed. Come back to her thing that kid
did this too, That kid goes. I don't want to
eat this, and then mom goes, you will eat that.
That kid went, oh wow, it too okay, like he.
Speaker 12 (06:50):
Was trying to diffuse the situation at all, or her
husband was sitting right next to me, because it's all
these tables are online, where one side of the table
is a big bench, right, so everybody that's sitting at
all the table on that side are sitting on a
big long bench and the other side are just tables
and you're in a loose chair.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
And so that was like an eight top with a family.
And I'm sitting right next to the husband, and so
the kid screams. I don't really think much of it
except oh man, it sucks with those parents. But when
she screams, I can't help but look and laugh. I mean,
I've never seen anything like that before. And he and
when I start to laugh, he just turns his head
(07:27):
right on laughter, like might I start laughing? He turns
his head like you're laughing at something that we don't
think is funny. What am I supposed to do? What
I supposed to do? And so I do. I'm like
and then I kind of hold it. It's like if
you're laughing at church, you don't want to laugh, but
you can't help it. You're like, I'm like and then
that's when he's like half apology, half annoyed. I don't
(07:52):
feel like he wanted to be there in that situation. No, definitely,
not ever seen thing like that before, ever they had
with your kids, Ever had anything like that?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Oh dude, you have to scream back four kids, like
we've been at this for a while. Yes, you haven't
yell out and well and like you said, you have
a whole scenario like what could have happened for me?
What has happened is we've struggled with that before, where
like he does not want to eat, and so if
you dealt with that four times that day, guess what,
I don't care where I'm at.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
If he yells like that, I'm gonna yell back at him.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Usually it's me yelling, and my wife's like the husband
in that scenario, being like, hey, we're in a public place,
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
But yeah, that's how it happens all the time. I
never seen like this in my life.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
Sometimes you gotta get louder than them if you want,
if you want to listen to you, if you want them,
you want their attention.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Be louder than that. You have to embarrassed. It is
that the point to embarrass him? Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Oh no, see I don't. I don't do that.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
My yelling is more just uncontrollable, like I don't know
it's coming. It's not it's not premeditated at all. It's
not like sort of like, well, this is how they're
going to listen. It's like the yelling just would come
out of me. And I haven't done it in a while,
but there was there was a moment in the season,
we'll call it where I was screaming. And then and
we had a whole food thing with our son in particular,
(09:03):
and the therapist then advised us, They're like, stop making
food a thing like if he doesn't want to eat,
just be like fine, okay, you're not going to eat.
And then eventually like he will come back around. And
so food used to get us really worked up. And
I don't know what it is about food, But then
once we started just being like okay, fine, right, cool,
you're not gonna bet brethcast shrunking lunch, chug your dinner.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Cool, great, Bill, I just want to shut out that
family shout out because you entertained me and make more
ways than one. I went through the I was like, oh,
I did all the emotions. So you know who you are.
If you're out there right now and you're not alone, yeah,
I've never seen it before life this level.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
So you might be alone, but back in, shout out,
and if you're doing it frequently, seek help.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
It scared me. She was so intensive. It's like it
was rollercoaster stream. You started eating your food, celebrating America
two fifty It's the boy Show. Anonymous sin by.
Speaker 13 (10:03):
Anonymous sin Bar.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
There's a question to.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Because hello, Bobby Bones. I was walking my two dogs.
They're big, they're super friendly when these two little yappy
dogs across the street started going off. Before I could react,
one of my dogs slipped out of his collar and
ran over, just trying to play. But then chaos broke out.
(10:28):
The little dog started screaming, one got loose, took off running.
My dog chased it. Let me just say this, I've
been in these situations where like, you can't this is
too much going on, you can't stop it. Here's like,
oh my god, please nobody to hide. O get back
to the email. The owner actually fell down and then
just laid there while I wrangled my dog and ran
to theirs. I helped find their dog and the owner
said everything seemed fine. The next day, I woke up
(10:50):
to a note on my door. They took the dog
to the emergency vet and wanted to talk about a
two thousand dollars bill. I was shocked nothing was life threatening.
They panicked and rushed to the ear instead of waiting
for a normal visit. I told him I'm not covering
the bill. Honestly, their dogs helped cause the situation. One
of their dogs even got loose. What do I do?
Signed responsible dog owner? Okay, your dog slipped out of
(11:11):
the collar, Like, that's on you, and your dog ran
over those yappy dogs, that's also on you. Who has
a dog on a caller? The dog just slips out.
That's like somebody saying, I don't know if I got
that text. Yeah, you got it. You got the text,
and you know what your dogs should have been in
the collar. So that's the first thing. The second thing
(11:31):
is their dogs didn't start it because they were yapping
over the other side of the road. The dog some
dogs just yap, didn't start whatever this commotion was what
started it? Was your dog got out of the collar.
You were irresponsible as a dog owner. That's what started it.
Now I'm glad you went over whatever. I don't know
about the bill. I don't know the two thousand dollars,
But for you to put the blame on them, that's
somebody who doesn't want to take responsibility for their actions
(11:55):
because your actions were bad to begin with. Your dog
wasn't in a correct caller for that dog. Now what
are you about two thousand bucks? I don't know because
I don't know the legalities of it. Obviously you're not
paying it, and you signed a responsible dog owner. You're
not a responsible dog owner. And if you were, and
let's say that the caller just broke or something, the
responsible dog owner would pay their part of the bill.
(12:17):
So you're at fault. Now it's up to you to
decide if you want to help the other person or not,
because I don't think there's really an enforcement that they
could do where you have to do it or bill
collectors come. But yeah, it's your fault. It's absolutely your fault.
Keep your dog on a collar, a one that fits. Yeah. Yeah,
So I don't know about the money thing, but this
is your fault amy.
Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah, no, I agree. I actually witnessed something similar to
this the other day. I was on a hike and
this one couple they didn't have their dog even on
a leash, which it's not a I don't think it's
a park rule where you have to have your dog
on a leash. But this other older woman was walking
her dog and the dog that was off leash went
towards the dog on the leash and it jerked the
woman and she fell back and almost fell over. Like
(13:00):
it was, it was a pretty intense situation. I mean,
and the older one was like rightfully so, like was
angry and annoyed. I mean, the people felt terrible. But
if anything had happened to that woman, like if she
had fallen and really hurt herself, I was thinking in
my head, I'm like, those people are one hundred percent
responsible because their dog was not If they had their
dog on a leash, this never would have happened.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If it were a park where Lasha's weren't needed. I
don't know that she would have been responsible. That's kind
of her. She's I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
I'm trying to think of like it's where we hike often.
I don't know that there's a sign anywhere that says
please have your animal.
Speaker 6 (13:34):
On your leash.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
It's weird that someone wouldn't be on alash a place
where people.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I agree, but it's weird that I had I encountered this,
and I was thinking through that woman almost fell completely down,
and if she heard of broken her hip or leg
or something, I feel like, oh my gosh, would those
people be responsible?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I don't think so, but especially if there's no rules
about a leash, it would just depend on the rolling
of the leash. Would they be responsible in their heart? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (13:58):
Yeah, that's what I would be like, you would tell
they felt yes, yes, I mean, and the woman was
yelling at them, and I'm like, oh my gosh, like
they feel bad, Like I get that you're scared, and
also they feel terrible, but all around it was just
so uncomfortable to this.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Yeah, it was. And it was kind of similar to this.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
If there was a leash rule, the would that couple
would have legally been on the hook for it.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
Do you think there's a leash rule here? I mean,
we don't.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They're walking on the street though, and the difference is
this woman is saying it's the other people's fault.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
It's not the only people's fault. It's your fault because
your dog wasn't on the least that you had it
on right, that those dog didn't do things except yeah,
properly fit? Yes, yeah, now mad at her? All right
there it is close it up. I want to talk
about the hottest ages of men and women. So this
whole story came out about when women feel their hottest. Okay,
(14:49):
and I'm gonna this is gonna be equal opportunity. Okay,
so just everybody knows this is going to get us
in trouble, but equal opportunity. What age do you think
women feel their hottest? Amy?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
Is it.
Speaker 10 (15:02):
Late thirties early forties.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I'm looking for an age here, Okay.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
I'm going to go in their forties.
Speaker 9 (15:08):
No, no, Morgan, I feel like it has to be
like thirty.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
One prime age.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So when women feel their hottest, and I would say
there are a couple of factors here. One, just because
you're younger doesn't mean you feel hotter. A lot of
times you feel uncomfortable. You kind of had to get
in that spot, that that sweet spot of your mature
enough to know what you want how you boy? And
also you still are able to look hot?
Speaker 6 (15:33):
That was my thinking with the forties.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Already. Kids. Well, oh my god, the answer is thirty four.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Okay, Okay, I can get on.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Board with thirty four to a lot of those twenty
four but this is women feeling hot. Yeah, I think
twenty four year olds still feel uncomfortable a bit. Yes, yeah,
I didn't get first out of college like you know. Okay,
let me ask you this then, I morgan finished your
statement first before I go back to creeking ge.
Speaker 9 (15:57):
I didn't feel like until I hit my thirties, I
really feel comfortable in my own body. So like twenties, yeah,
I might have looked really awesome, but I didn't feel awesome.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Now what age do you think women are the hottest?
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
There we go, gross. Everybody can go everyone, everybody because
we're gonna switch up into the guys too.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
And if we can't nothing that ends with the team.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
You can't make lunch boxes rolls and let him let
him say his thing.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Okay, it needs to end with us.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
What Okay, Amy, you can answer first? What age are
women the hottest? It's an unfair question.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
It is gosh, I'm just so I love. I'm in
my forties and I think that a lot of my
friendships like the thirties and the forties. The older we are,
the hotter we get.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Go to the pool. Okay, lunch box, she's not give
me an answer, right, lunchbox.
Speaker 6 (16:50):
What is my answer?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What's the hot what's the hottest age?
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
No, for women? Twenty three?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
Okay three? Fresh out of at least rush ou out
of college.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
In high school?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
You know it's fresh out of college.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
They're developed that word.
Speaker 10 (17:08):
Actually, our brains aren't yeh creepy.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
I thought even gonna avoid Who's walk the line?
Speaker 14 (17:14):
And it's just a perfect time within because they haven't
had the you know, adversity of the real world, the
stress of the real world. They're still young and care free,
like nothing is taking a toll on them. They've just
been living life in college and having the best time.
Once you get to you're out in the real world,
you have the stress of a job, paying bills.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
It wears on you. So the hottest age to you
is twenty three, Morgan, I.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
Think there's a key part of this that Lunchbox is missing.
In college, you are letting loose, you're drinking.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
A lot, you're eating a lot.
Speaker 9 (17:47):
There's a lot that happens in college with like your
hormones as a woman. So I would actually say, like
prime really age if I look at like my body
over the course of time twenty Well, that's.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
That's it's fished talking to me and we're talking about
hot we're not talking about mind.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Answer twenty Eddie, Do I have to answer this? Because
why are you so scared?
Speaker 7 (18:12):
Because like I feel like it's no win whatever I answer,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
This one of those dumb things we do.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
This.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I'm going to get us in trouble.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
But I'll be honest here and I will say thirty
five years.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Old, Oh my you are, I'll say, I'll say thirty two.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, guys, what you say just wait till you get older.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
We're asking us a question. I'm giving an answer. I
don't think it's fair for you to tell us our
answers aren't our our own opinion?
Speaker 10 (18:37):
Like my answer philibuster for thirty minutes plus.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, you're just like why I don't Okay, guys, come on,
what's the hottest age for a guy? We can just
ask the ladies. Yeah, ask the ladies. What's the hottest
age for a dude period and I'm forty six. Just
remember that, What kind of marker are they using?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Just saying maybe she's gonna say forty six, and people
don't know what age?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Are guys physically the hottest?
Speaker 10 (19:00):
Amy physically the hottest?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Are you gonna filibuster? Are you gonna give an answer?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
I'm trying to think of an answer.
Speaker 10 (19:10):
All that keeps coming to my mind is fifty.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Morgan, What age or guys the hottest?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
This is tough because I feel like it would be
like a like a late twenties early into the thirties,
because guys glow up later. See yeah, they definitely have
their good like fifty. It's not like that cauld drange
because they're still a little quirky.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
They're so figuring it out. I feel like maybe thirty.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Three, okay, I would probably say thirty two thirty three
as well, because your metabolism is still rocking pretty good.
Anything you do physically that changes your body will change
because of it. Once you get up to like our age,
it's like you got to put extra effort in the change.
And not only that, when you get hurt, you don't
(19:56):
bounce back quick so I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
That's I'm gonna go thirty I'm gonna go thirty three. Ish,
you guys want to answer that lunch walk, when's a
guy the hottest? I have no idea. Yes you do,
Yes you do, Eddie, thirty five, thirty five, thirty five
for you both? I think so.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
I think everyone's pretty like comfortable with who they are
at thirty five two, and that reflects on how good
you look.
Speaker 14 (20:18):
Can be real. Do you really think women looked their
best at thirty five years old?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (20:22):
I do, because anything younger than that's like they don't
even look like a woman.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
What what I'm not.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Look like a woman? Do you know she's like a
little girl? Oh wait, when do you Okay, when do
you think the guys feel the hottest? So this is
the other part of that woman's question. Oh feel so
so that was different? Yeah, when do you think guys
feel the hottest? Eddie?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
I mean younger? I think we feel like we're so
hot at like twenty five. But like, like like Morgan said, though,
we're like Bambi doo, we're idiots.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Lunchbox, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 10 (21:01):
Know you were you were there one I not feeling
When have you felt thought the hottest?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I mean my whole life, I felt hot. That's the
problem is like Ember, you're a kid. He feel as
good looking now as you did when you were twenty five.
Speaker 14 (21:13):
Like I still like when if I go to the pool,
chicks are like there he is.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's true. They are like there he is. Yes, And
so I don't know that they're like there he is,
but like there he is.
Speaker 14 (21:24):
And maybe my hot, maybe my hottest was probably you know,
when I'm slamming shots and chicks are the barterers going.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Man, that dude is good looking. He can drink with
like like a fish, like a fish.
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Yeah, so maybe twenty four.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I think I would say thirty six. That's when you
feel it's definitely the twentiest because I just didn't feel
comfortable in my own body till like yesterday. But I'm
a little later, like yesterday was the first day I ever
woke up. It's like, yeah, I feel pretty good here.
I think thirty six guys feel the hottest. Thirty two
is when they actually are a pretty good little window there.
That's good. Anything you want to say, you really haven't
(21:57):
said much this segment. What you said out You haven't
really said anything.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
Just because my answers are different than everybody else have.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Given an answer. I've been like, hey, give us a number,
and you're like, well, are we talking about their belief system?
Are we talking?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
It's well, I was thinking overall attraction. But I did
give an answer. I did, And I think that y'all
probably feel your hottest Yeah, in your late twenties.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh, I didn't know you did. Not having money then well.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Yeah, now it's now you're equating money to the feel
field is different than look.
Speaker 7 (22:28):
Yeah, like your confidence, that's part of your look Okay, Yeah,
you walk.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Around all sad with your.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Until yesterday, Bobby, fourth of July, It's time for the
good news.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Shout out to America's Vet dogs, because they just gave
us Army veteran Mark Patton a service dog, and he
was deployed to Iraq Kuwait. He suffered multiple brain injuries,
loss of mobility, he has PTSD depression, anxiety, and he
waited nearly a year to get matched with the service
(23:08):
dog Shane, and it's going to completely change his life.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah. And the reason that that's such a big story
is they cost so much. They're like twenty grand a dog.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
This particular dog, they say they spend more than fifty
thousand dollars to breed, raise, and train each dog to
work with these type of vets.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
So yeah, I'm maybe he.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Totally minimized my story. No, but we had bought like
three or four from military folks from this show and
so and then I'd also done some work with Pirina
and we'd got vets dogs and so hey, maybe inflation.
Oh yeah, maybe it was twenty grand five years ago. Announced.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
No, I think we did the dogs. We did get
the dogs, like.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Obama maybe like it was over five years ago. So yeah,
maybe a little inflation, maybe depending on because he has
the list of things they have going on that the
dog can tend to.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Yeah. No, it's crazy the amount of money these dogs,
and I'm sure dogs that have to be trained for
different needs even more. But that's a great story. A
big shout out to that organization because they really need
these dogs and they deserve to have these dogs, and
that's a great one. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good. I was driving through the
work garage this morning and this woman was walking down
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and she kept falling down. Anybody else see this one? No, no, okay.
She is dressed professionally and she's walking down and she
she falls and the first time I'm like, well that sucks.
It's a pretty big incline. And all I think was like, oh,
that sucks. I don't like to see people fall. And
so I slow down. That's here, get up or she
falls again. So I stopped my car and I opened
(24:40):
the door and I get out and I'm like, are
you okay? She's dressed completely professional, and she says and
she gets up and she goes yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
and I'm like okay, and watch takes a couple more steps,
falls again, a third times, three times. I don't know
what I do know what's happening. You have high heels on.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
But okay, even if you have high heels, you don't
just start falling when you're walking.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Like I feel like, was she having some sort of
an episode?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
That's why I stopped and got out of the car
and said are you okay? And she kind of smiled
and said yes and got up and fell again.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
Huh. Maybe her feet.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Were asleep, or maybe she was leaving after a night
out like she spread the night somewhere.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
That's a weak night. But if she's walking to her
car to drive, that's not good.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Well, yeah, I think it was good. I'm saying that
she went out came home with someone and was like, she.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Was walking down right where you have to go around
the concrete to get to a lower level. Like I
would not have liked me if I wouldn't have stopped,
I'd have been like, oh, you should have made sure
she was okay. I did stop and get out of
the car and I said, are you okay after the
second fall, and she was like yeah, yeah, fine, and
she kind of giggled and then she got up and boom,
maybe she was drunk.
Speaker 14 (25:50):
Yeah, sound like I'm old this wanting you again.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
A video for viral reasons. I didn't know if anybody
else saw her. Nobody saw her, Nope, nope. What would
you have done in that situation.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
Amy, Yeah, I mean similar to you.
Speaker 10 (26:01):
I guess just checked to see if she was okay,
and then when she told me she was fine, I
guess we're left like, what are.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
You supposed to do?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I felt like had I continued to walk and watch her,
then all of a sudden, I'm a stalker. You know
how Lunchbox likes to scare women in the garage here
it works, okay, run up hye women and scared them
in the garage at an hour sometimes and they're like boo, yeah, yeah.
I didn't want to be that because I'd been on
camera the third fall.
Speaker 7 (26:27):
Was that or you saw a rear view or did like,
did you see was she still in front of you
when she fell at the third time?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
It's not funny. It's not me. It ain't funny. Then
why do you keep laughing? I was because the first
time I saw a fall, I'm going, oh, that sucks.
The second time I saw her fall, was like, oh,
something might be happening here.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Because she's falling all the way down.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
It was so it was steep because you know how
the garage is wraps around and she was falling down,
and so I got I stopped the car and got out.
I was like, are you okay? And she looks at
me from the ground, gets up, goes yeah, laughs and
then falls again. She's still drunk. What I'm hoping is
(27:08):
she didn't die and I got here before you go that.
I'm just gonna be honest with you guys, That's why
I'm asking you. I got here before you guys, so
you would have seen her coming up if she were
dead in the garage.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
Oh, correct, yes, like we didn't pass I didn't pass
a body. But honestly, I'm not sure I would notice.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
That's a good point, and I'm not a bad person
for after the third fall continuing to drive off. No,
I mean, and she laughed. Obviously she's not in danger.
And then I started to think, did she laugh or
was she just having a seizure, because watch me have
a seizure. Oh, you're laughing a little bit. It looks
like I'm laughing. Huh. But if she ain't dead, I'm good.
(27:45):
And nobody else saw her huh.
Speaker 10 (27:46):
No, But I think you need to put out a
APB or a poster. Yeah, you need to, like we
need to figure out like an update.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Okay, uh okay. If you guys didn't see her, though
she made it out alive, hopefully, would you like put
it in your car or anything.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
No, you can't know. That'd be kidnapping.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
That was that was my fear. I didn't want to
be like lunchbox in the garage with women and vulnerable.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
What was her age? Do you think if you had a.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Guess thirty two hot or not? I need a better question.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Than that, like attractive or not?
Speaker 2 (28:22):
What do you mean better she pretty or not pretty?
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Question like what was the other?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Wasn't like physically she wasn't there for me to be
like she thought? I was just concerned about her. Was
she in shape? Yes, okay, she would looked in her
young thirties. She I don't know what else you wanted?
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Did hes on?
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I think so?
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Yeah? She could have just been really bad about.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Walking because she felt three times. She felt three times, Okay,
I don't care most to purchase on the record. I
did not kill her. Okay, good, because.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
If she didn't, you might be the last person at
the time.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
I know. That's my point. If somebody's missing. I saw
her and she fell three times, and then I drove off.
Speaker 7 (29:06):
I mean, we do have cameras in the garage.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
We can man scoola get backs those cameras. We can
get any cameras in the building during the garage. I'll
get it for it now, just to cover you in
case she does die. Yeah, okay, in case you did.
I was on like the third level up or something
this morning, like when I came in and I stopped
and I get out of the car and I'm like,
are you okay? And then she was like yeah, since
she wipes out again. Cool. You know we get the
camera show and you come in the building and you're
away from the scene. Okay, I'm clear.
Speaker 15 (29:31):
En.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Look at the video and lunch Box is like dragging
her into the car.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
This feels like Karen Reid trial. That's why I want
to be to come on the air and put this record.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I need to know what happened to this person too,
and I want to go.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
On record that I don't drag women into my car.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Liked can you be by tomorrow? Can you find the video? Yeah?
Totally okay, Oh my god. Here we go on the
Bobby Bones Show. Now, do you ever think about being
a Savannah Banana?
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Honestly, I probably could. I'd do at it. We're on,
no way, Yeah, we're on. Let's go this thing about Chris.
Chris and I just talking. He didn't know we're on
the air. Yeah we're on. I think, yeah, yeah, I
think I thought you said.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
We're on the team. I might let's go. Oh no, yeah,
we we just got the call up.
Speaker 6 (30:23):
Bring us in Chris finds out.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Like you are. You don't need to do that because
your career is doing great. But I'm saying like that
that is built for you because you can sing, you
can play ball. You play ball in college like you're
athletically still there, man, you'd be like the A plus
Savannah Banana. The only thing I couldn't do is dance. Yeah,
but some of those guys can't dance that well and
they get in and do the very age. And you
(30:47):
could sing. And you ever see the guy who back
backflips and that's great in left field, a freaking back
He doesn't catches the ball and doesn't backflip in the air.
What a why? What position did you play in college?
I played center field?
Speaker 15 (30:58):
Oh yeah, I mean I could definitely catch the ball
behind my back, did you know that kind of stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
But I couldn't flip.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
You know, maybe you could just twirl.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
You'd be a great Savannah Bana.
Speaker 15 (31:08):
Yeah, hey, I would have so much fun with that.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
That would be awesome. You've ever been to a game?
I've never been to a game. I haven't either, So
it says here because I rarely look at the notes
if I know the person, But then when I know
the person. Sometimes I'm like, let me say what I
don't know about them. And it says you're an adrenaline junkie.
What do you do that's adrenaline junkie. An adrenaline junkie. Yeah,
that's what I said. No, that's what I said when
(31:32):
I saw it says this is an adrenaline junkie.
Speaker 15 (31:34):
And I was like, that would be a dag on
taypa right there, because I'm the least adrenaline junkie.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's what I thought. Well, I didn't know you. I
didn't say least, but it says he's an adrenaline junkie,
and I thought, I don't know that version of Chris.
Speaker 15 (31:44):
So maybe a sports junkie, but definitely not an adrenaline.
Speaker 10 (31:48):
Like what's another word close to adrenaline? Did they mean, oh,
just a junkie.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
Yeah, just straight junkie exactly.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
See, Yeah, that's what I saw. Fixes Yeah. Do you
get people that are making you offers coming to weddings ever?
Speaker 15 (32:06):
Uh? Yeah, I definitely see messages from time to time,
especially you know three or four years ago when Big
Plans was like really popular and uh kind of popping off.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Everybody's like will you please come sing?
Speaker 15 (32:18):
I got engaged to the song where you come sing
at our wedding, but I've never I may have done that,
like one time where I showed up. I was just like,
it's a surprise. Yeah, it's a surprise. I think I
was playing in a city that they just so happened
to be getting married in that day. So, uh, at
like five or six o'clock swing by how the little song.
(32:43):
I think I had my tour manager reach out and
just say, Chris is willing to come do this, but
show starts at this time, so we got to be
able to do it before then, and they just kind of.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Work it out that and so but they were like,
oh that's great, Yeah, it's all cool thing. Heck yeah,
oh that's it's fun. Because I'd imagine I got that
have been like who yeah, yeah, that would that would
have been the I'm so generic looking. I think they
would have just thought that's such just a normal dude.
Like I'm like guys out here and they're like, okay,
cool cakes over there, you know on the Bobby Bones Show, Now,
(33:14):
what's your favorite song of all time that I've written?
Or just in general, gosh, I know, It's a really
difficult question.
Speaker 15 (33:22):
Uh yeah, because I would have so many. But I
mean the first one that comes to mind, Kenny Chesney.
I go back, Why why did that come to mine first?
I think it's just an I love nostalgic style songs,
and that song in particular is very nostalgic for me.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
It kind of takes me back to high school.
Speaker 15 (33:42):
Uh. It makes me think of sports, like being on
the baseball field and taking back and practice.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That song is playing in the background.
Speaker 15 (33:51):
I don't know, I just feel like I've heard that
song a million times and it never gets old.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Who's your mount Rushmore Favorite artists of all time? Four
artists all time?
Speaker 15 (34:03):
I mean Kenny's definitely one of them. I would say
Tim McGraw is definitely up there.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Listen to a lot of Tim McGraw man.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
I think Toby Keith is pretty great. George Straight that's four.
It's like you cappin out there, man, you got you
gotta pull someone off. Though now it's I'm not gonna
pull anybody off, but definitely, I'm sure you can't mention
another one or you get shocked, we bring in a taser.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
If you go by, we bring in a taser and
taese immediately all right, i'mnna leave it there. I'm gonna
leave it there. So people have short attention spans, and
so if they go today and they're like, hey, I
heard Chris Lane on the Bobby Bone Show or the
Bobby Wars Podcast, I'm gonna go check out his album
Shade Tree, and they're gonna listen to two songs and
decide if they liked the whole record, what two songs
they listen to.
Speaker 15 (34:54):
That's a great freaking question. How about what am I
supposed to tell the Dog? My far my favorite song
I've ever written? Dog?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Can you play a clip of that? Please? Raymundo?
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Here and.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
My supposed to the Dog? What is that one about?
Speaker 15 (35:17):
It's about a couple who gets a dog together, they
break up, and then I tried to write a little
bit of it from the doll's perspective as well. And
I had gotten that idea for my wife, who said,
who was mad at me one day and she was like,
if anything ever happens to us, I'm taking Cooper And
I started laughing. I'm like, yeah, right, that's my dog,
(35:38):
he was to say. I got on the mower and
I was mowing the yard today and I really got
to thinking about that. I'm like, that's a freaking song.
I'm never its country music. How have I never heard
that before? And so I just wrote down on my phone.
I didn't know it was going to be the name
of the song. I just wrote down, what am I
supposed to tell the dog? Like the dogs like, where
did this other person go that I love so much?
(36:01):
Like I'm with somebody that I do love, but where's
the other person that I love so much? So I
brought that idea in two songs. I wrote two album
songs this day with Jamison Rogers, Lydia Vaughn and Seth Moseley,
and I threw that idea out early in the right
and everybody's like, ooh, that is a really cool title.
(36:24):
I don't know how we write that though, So then
I threw another song title out called Problematic, and Seth
had this really high energy track with no words on it,
and we're like, oh, isoul write to that? And then
everybody in the room was like, I love Problematic, Let's
write that song. So we figured out we wrote it,
and then right as we were about to leave, Jamis
(36:45):
and Rogers said Chris, can we sit down for five
minutes and just come up with a few words for
what am I supposed to tell the dog? I have
to be a writer on that song, and I don't
want you to go write it with somebody else. I
was like sure, So we went into a separate room,
which is an acoustic guitar, and forty five minutes later
we came out and that song was. We were like,
(37:06):
oh my gosh, this is the saddest song I've ever heard,
but in like a tongue in cheek kind of way.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
You're right, I've not heard a version of that song
where the couple splits up. Do you remember feed Jake
from the nineties Zero Pirates of Mississippi. Oh, it was
like somebody if I die, feed Jake. That was that
Christablols a really sad song on his last RECORDO. Yeah, so,
but that's the person I've ever heard like if we
break up dog song, because I've heard if We Die
dog song, fe Jake. Maybe he's made me sad. It's definitely.
Speaker 15 (37:35):
What I will say is it kind of reminds me
not the song, but the moment that it kind of
has live when I played the song live is reminiscent
of I Don't Know About You. Where when I originally
started playing that song, people were screaming the words back
to man, I'm like, whoa, that's like this is like
a legit hit like I've never had. From from day one,
(37:58):
people singing the song. So I was playing this song.
What made me end up recording it was I was
playing it at shows and people were going crazy over it.
So then I thought, man, I got to record that song.
And I have to say it's probably, over the last
six years, probably one of the most reactive songs I've
ever had. And I'm only basing that off of live
right now and seeing people sing it back. So I
(38:20):
have high hopes for that song. That's a good one.
Maggie's song is Stapleton song that's sad though that was
a style run Maggie run. Oh, I don't think about
Donstar crying right now? Yeah, give me the other song
on your record. Honestly, Sha Tree, I really freaking love
that song and hope, hope that it kind of gets
its chance in moment. It's like my version of Rascal
(38:44):
Flats Mayberry in a way, like when I was in
the studio recording with Dan Huff, who had done all
those Rascal Flat songs I had said that, I'm like,
let's just try to make this a new school version
of Mayberry, Like bring back a lot of those same
sounds that you had for them, know, the fiddle, banjo, mandolin,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I want to hear it. Check out Chris record. It
is out today. It is called Shade Tree. The song
is called Shade Tree. We're gonna play your single though, now,
If I Die before You, I yeah, we give us
a little story about this, just say something about it.
Speaker 15 (39:18):
Yeah, If I Die Before You is the slowest song
I've ever had in my entire career, but probably one
of the most heartfelt songs. I've had a tough conversation
between a husband and a wife, and one that you
never like to have. But I think when you get
married you start thinking about stuff. When you have kids,
you start thinking about stuff and passing away. So yeah,
(39:41):
when you have as many as you that's true. Good Lord,
this will be the last one, though, I'll.
Speaker 10 (39:48):
It is interesting, like one of the first things you
do when you're joining a life with somebody is a will.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, that was the first thing we did, was the
first thing we did well one to ten? First?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Oh well what wait do you have one?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Right? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (40:04):
Okay, but I left everything daddy, Bobby, you and me.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Chris follow him on Instagram. I am Chris Lane. There
is thank you very much. It's Bobby Bones celebrating America.
Speaker 5 (40:19):
It's time for the good news with Bobby.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
A couple of Massachusetts ready to get married, and in
their car they had all their wedding essentials like they
were going to it and it was address. It's all
kind of stuff. And so they're about to leave for
their ceremony. They're about to head out and somebody stole
their car. It's full of stuff, including her wedding dress. Right, So,
thinking quickly, she remembered her laptop was in her car.
(40:46):
Don't she tried laptop, then followed the stolen car amazing,
like she went full like Spider Man. She followed the
stolen car and her own vehicle, giving police live updates
on its location. At one point that the drove past
them opposite on duty and she was like, tell, the
copy is right next to the cop. That's crazy. So
they caught up with a guy thirty one years old.
The rest of him, all of the belongings, including the
(41:08):
wedding gown, were safely recovered. That's crazy People magazine with
that story. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 14 (41:14):
That was telling me something good.
Speaker 16 (41:18):
Wake up, wake up in the morn and it's a
radio and the Dodgors keeps on time. Ready lunchbox, more
game too, Steve bred and it's trying to put you
through this fog.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
He's running this week's next bit.
Speaker 16 (41:36):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Is aboutby ball, we have ninety seconds to figure out
Amy's morning. Corny. Is you ready?
Speaker 6 (41:50):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Let's go the mourning Corny.
Speaker 10 (41:56):
Why should you never date an apostrophe?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Boy? Skiffs questions? They they ghost you skipped? What's the apostrophe?
Which one is the one? It's the one on top.
It goes in between letters? Oh like the plural? Yeah?
Or couldn't be too possessive again? Oh my god?
Speaker 10 (42:20):
Why did the rabbit eat the engagement ring?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Carrots? Carrots? I thought it was a carrot, carrots, lots
of cart many carrots on it, lots of carrots. He
loves carrots, loves eat. Is it carrots? It's gonna be carrots.
That's the joke. Yeah, keep going. We have to get
it there because it was twenty four kit number exact number.
He got it.
Speaker 10 (42:43):
How did tightrope walkers find romance?
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Walk in the fine line so they don't get yelled
at by their wife online? Oh that's good?
Speaker 10 (42:56):
Wow, Okay, what happens after two spyers get.
Speaker 14 (43:01):
Engaged webbed either not a not stuck together? They they
build a web, they build a house, They build a
newly web.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
That's good, that's good. They become newly webs.
Speaker 10 (43:15):
Now literally, it happens after spiders webbing? How do you
get a farm girl to like you.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Plant plant your seed? Inner? Hey tell me that one
ain't good though, that's pretty good. Yeah, attractor, Oh that's good.
I kind of like planting your seed. Didn't I went
like the milking route?
Speaker 13 (43:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (43:42):
Yeah, I'm kind of glad.
Speaker 10 (43:43):
I'm done with the almost done with the Valentine's Day
things running out?
Speaker 2 (43:48):
How many we get?
Speaker 10 (43:49):
I mean, you got possessive twenty four carrots online dating
a webbing.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
And plant your seat in her and.
Speaker 10 (43:57):
Then a tractor you didn't get, so you go fourbed
bones show.
Speaker 16 (44:02):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
Today.
Speaker 14 (44:04):
This story comes up from Center County, Pennsylvania eight thirty
seven year old.
Speaker 13 (44:09):
Man decided to enjoy some mushrooms.
Speaker 14 (44:12):
You know, hey, these are so yummy, and all of
a sudden he starts freaking.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Out, like magic mushrooms, magic mushrooms, and he's like, I've
been shot, I've been shot.
Speaker 13 (44:21):
He needs help. So he's running down the street banging
on doors. I've been shot.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
My greatest, my greatest fear fight had drugs that you
would do that, yeah, something like this.
Speaker 13 (44:30):
But the problem is no one would answer the door.
So he broke into a house and woke up some
homeowners and said, hey, I've been shot. He got a
crime though, Yeah, he broke into their house.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Man, you can't break into someone. But he didn't break
in with the intent to steal anything. He thought he
was in danger. I don't think that matters. Yeah, I
don't know. I think there's a little bit intent. If
I'm the judge, probably gonna go a little easier on him.
If you're breaking in to steal something or to hurt somebody,
that's different than if you are confused. Remember when like.
Speaker 7 (44:54):
Andy Dick went into somebody's house because he was like
out of it too.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
He got in trouble, yeah, but didn't think that was
his house. Yeah, and he's still got in trouble. See,
this is my fear. It's why I don't. I can't
take sleeping pills anymore. I did for a while when
I was having some real mental health issues, and I
would just like wake up and not remember the night before,
and I'd look it like my face time or my
keys were somewhere different. You'd buy stuff too, it was wild. Yeah,
(45:20):
And so I stopped doing on airplanes because I didn't
want to wake up on an airplane and handcuffs because
I'd pooped in the aisle and not remembered it. Oh,
I'm glad that i'd been. You could have go on.
Speaker 6 (45:29):
Viral Bonehead for sure, but you get handcuffed for.
Speaker 13 (45:32):
Odd things before you get duct taped with the seat.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Just imagine like I'm out of it and I'm squatting
in an aisle. It's gonna tackle me and they're going
to tie me somewhere. So that's why that's why I
don't do magic mushrooms or sleeping pills.
Speaker 13 (45:44):
Yeah, all right, box, I'm lunchbox at your Bonehead. Story
of the day.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
This woman was walking her dog. An alligator jumped up
bitter oh, oh boy, I shout out Florida man. Yeah,
a lot of alligators. He's go for a walk and
get fit by alligator. Eighty four years old. Oh, by
the way, she survived. She survived, so she didn't die.
Also shout out, eighty four year olds survive an alligator bike.
Speaker 6 (46:05):
How about eighty four year old walking dogs?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
How about dogs walking with old Yeah, all of that.
So CNN and WBBA. She was out walking her dog
and they were near a pond, and she said she
heard and like felt as a moving and then boom,
a seven foot three inch alligator boom at lunch. That
are bitter legs and fingers. I mean she she's I mean,
she's a old lady. She punched the alligator in the face.
(46:30):
The alligator retreat A seven foot alligator? Is that with
the tail? The alligator is big. I'm looking at the alligator.
It's thick. Seven is the whole thing. It's thick. It's
a thick alligator.
Speaker 13 (46:39):
But my question is, so in Florida you just can't
even go near water sounds.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
It sounds like if anything's wet, stay away from it.
Speaker 13 (46:45):
You can't take your kids fishing, you can't go feed
the ducks.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
I mean because I mean, you probably can, but it's
mutch out for alligator.
Speaker 7 (46:51):
The rule is if you see water, assume there's an
alligator in it.
Speaker 6 (46:54):
That's the rule.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
How do you know the rule? Did you just make
that rule? All people say it all the time. I
go to Florida all the time, and they say, because
you know me. Every time I go to Florida, I'm like, you, guys,
see gators round here?
Speaker 11 (47:03):
You do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
I ask everyone, well, shout out, she lived, her dog lived,
but she's eighty three and punch alligator right in the face.
That's it, all right, Thank you guys. Seeing tomorrow by
its Bobby.
Speaker 8 (47:12):
Bones celebrating America two fifty.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang
by Reid Yarberry. You can find his instagram at red Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
Bobby Bones
Amy Brown
Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
Abby Anderson
Scuba Steve
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