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May 28, 2024 35 mins

Find out what we would request to be on our tour rider! Plus, in the mailbag a listener is keeping a BIG family secret. She learned before her mom died that their dad is not their dad... but "uncle dan" is, who has also dead. Should she tell her siblings the truth or keep it to herself? And more!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The transmitting Alisa.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
We're back. Welcome to Tuesday show. More than studio money,
all right, glad everybody is here. Here's to get to
know a segment. So most of the time I ask
you guys a question. But I've put this all together myself,
and I was inspired because we're on in Austin on
a station called Case one hundred point seven, and so
we have this thing we do for them each morning
before we go on the air, and it goes Case

(00:33):
one hundred point seven. Here's a clip. It's the Bobby Bone.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Show on Case one hundred point seven.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
And after a while, I was like, oh, that's interesting.
They took a sound that most people would like. That's
opening up a can right at the beginning of the image,
because they're secretly trying to get people to pay attention
or like, even if people don't know why they like
that sound, they're like, why do I like this sound?
So that's it. That's the sound effect. So what I
did was I did this with Bobby Bone Show imaging,

(00:59):
and I've put the sounds that you guys would like
the most if you were able to do that. Oh,
So for example, Amy, here's here's the first one. Hey,
bird birds, Like if you already you know, I'd be all.
She loves birds, thinks for her parents who passed away,
are both birds.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, my daughter just texted me a little bird thing
to put in the window.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
She was like, Mom, I think you'd like this.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Fascinate with birds. Here's another one. Girl can't get enough
cats over there. She loves cats. Our cat like scratched
her and bitter the other day. She's like, I don't
know why I only grated its tail or, Like, no, no, no,
you can't love a cat like that.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
It was running into the attic.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, yeah, so that would aim I put birds sounds
and cat sounds if we were doing amy specific with Eddie.
Here's one. Hell you know that love grilling? I love that.
If in case you missed it, here it is again

(01:59):
that was double what What was that? What was that?
So we got grilling, we got golfing. Those are eddies
to what he loves. Here is I'm not gonna tell
you what this is, but this is lunchbox. I've done
two for lunchbox. This is the first one. See if
you can figure it out, go ahead, Bobby Bones. Was

(02:23):
that shuffling carts? No? It wasn't shuffling cards played again
Lobby Bone, although that would be funny. That's putting lotion
on a woman at the beach. Oh doing that Bobby
Bones interpretation of that one though. It could go in
a lot of ways, but I yes. And here's another
lunchbox one get machine. Oh my goodness. I love gambling,

(02:54):
loves playing the slot machines. So that's lunchboxes. I did
two for myself. Here's the first one that is peg Yeah,
it's calling the hogs. Yeah. Put that at the beginning
of money I do. Yeah, it makes me really want
to listen to the show. And then here's one more

(03:18):
so I got that, you know, okay, don't say it,
then listen again. Sports cars. Yeah that was pretty good. Huh.
Some of those in rotation though, I love that, Like
we should put I like the bird, Amy's bird chirping. Hey,

(03:39):
that's good. Let's put that one in rotation. We'll do
one from each. Let's do eddies. Let me hear the
grilling one again. Yeah? I like that. Lunchbox need to
be the slot machine because that was fun. I might
need to be calling the hogs because the other one

(03:59):
people won't know.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
We'll put those in it.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Is like our jinglees.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Hearing bird sounds is good for your mental health, so.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's calling the hogs. Yeah. We often say that about
yeah yea, yeah, I was winning money. But that's to
get to know. So that's people get to know us
a little bit by hearing those sounds. I like that.
All right, let's open up the mailbag mail and we
read it all the air. Did something we call Bobby's
mail bag? Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. Before my mother passed,
she told me a family secret and asked me not

(04:32):
to share it with my three brothers and sisters. The
secret our father wasn't really our father. My mom, who
had a twenty year relationship with the neighbor three houses down,
kept it a secret. We just knew him as Uncle Dan.
I promise Mom I would keep her secret. But with
her gone and Uncle Dan gone, I feel like I

(04:57):
owe my siblings the truth. Do I keep my mother's
secret or let them know? Signed big sister with a
big secret. Yeah, you tell him.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, there's no doubt, no, no, no time.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
To owe it to your mom to keep that secret.
She's dead. She shouldn't have kept a secret anyway. Uh.
At first, we had something to see webble live, when
we live a weave? What's on TV? Something like that.
You don't want to die holding this secret. You don't
want to have to tell somebody on your dead. But
here's this secret. Tell them. Let everyone have an understanding

(05:28):
of who they are, where they come from, what they're about.
There's probably medical stuff too that they don't There's just
so much there. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. Your mom should have
told him.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
So I know Uncle Dan Dan is gone, But what
is Dad? Is the dad that thinks he's the dad?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, yes, he's going to.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Okay, then we're good because that's the only one that
could That could be really heartbreaking and damaging to find
that out.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
But I don't remember that part Dad. So Dad thinks
he's the dad too.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, obviously Dad thinks he's the dad. Well, parenthesis, father
and uncle Dan are two different people, right, So they're
all talking about home dad, but they're all dead, So
who knows? Who cares? You're And you're not worried at all?
I am worried. What about Yes, I'm worried about it.
Ghost exactly.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
No, you're the one believes in ghosts told ghosts.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, I'm fine with it.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
My parents would probably be like, oh, thank goodness, someone
finally said something.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, oh the ghost will be happy, And.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I want to tell my sister. I would have to.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I'd be like, ghosts probably don't have like a need
to lie.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
What a cop out for mom, like to make someone
else tell your secret.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's why you gotta keep I think you owe it
to this family. You shouldn't have to have that burden
of knowing something that is that's strong, that affects you
so much, and not telling your family that's wild. That's
gonna be tough, crazy, tell them and do it in
like a baby reveal. All right, guys, I have a
secret to tell you. Pop the balloon, Pop Uncle Dan

(06:57):
your dad. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I was gonna ask you that, do you start with
uncle as your dad or do you start with who
you thought your dad was is not?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is what honest, That's what I would do. If
we were all brothers and sisters and had a secret
to tell you, I'd say, everybody, come in the room,
just so you know. Uncle Dan is our dad. Our
mom had a relationship with them for thirty years. And
I would just say it, rip the band aid off
and let it fall where it may get it to
the point instead of d don't tiptoe around it, just
get to it. That's what I would do, and then

(07:24):
open up for questions. And then no, no, no, Then
let's go to the Tampa Tribune and your question. Yeah,
first one, it's like, what how do you know this?
And then then all that starts to unpack. But the
worst thing you can do is be like, ask something
to tell you. It's hard to say. You're not gonna
like it. It has to do with our dad and
our mom told us. All that is is everybody going
and tightening and tightening and tightening. You just popped the balloom.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
State the facts and then the questions they ask.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Guys, I hate this. This sucks for me to tell you.
When mom was dying, she told me that our dad
was not our dad. Uncle Dan is our dad. They
had a relationship for thirty years.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
So you're lying. Why are you lying?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Right? Do that? I don't know. I got nothing to say.
I just walk out. I told you. Then I feel
good about it. I feel good about it. Oh you
guys wanna be jerks? Okay, I told you a freaking secret.
You get cursed. My mom. I gave it. I'm gonna
get curse my mom because I told you. I just
wanted to let you know. Yeah, you gotta let them know.
It's a I don't think that's even negotiable. You have

(08:19):
to let them know. You can always send it to
them in from a burner account. Oh good, all right,
close it up. We got your mail and we laid
it on you. Now find the clothes. Bobby failed, that damn.
A tour writer R I D E R is what
the artist requests whenever they get to a venue, like

(08:42):
when I tour doing stand up. Mine's pretty boring. I
got a bunch of water and some limes and some
bars like protein bars. That's pretty much it. But I
love the stories when they come out about artists and
what they've always said, I need this, and they're always new
what's coming out. Or Rita Franklin. She had a well
known fear of flying, so her tour rider noted her
hotel suite shall not be located above the fifth floor.

(09:05):
But the really impressive request was twenty five thousand dollars
in cash paid up front to her right before the show.
So that's not even our whole fee, but that she
wants a stack of cash. That's cool. He wanted the
money the bills Motley crue. Over the years, we've heard
a lot of theirs. I've never heard this one. Their
rider for a period of time asked for a local

(09:25):
AA meeting schedule, which is good healthy wow. Also later
in their career, also a submachine gun, excuse me, a
twelve foot book instructor, and a jar of gray poop
pond mustard. Now they're just messing with people, that gray
boop ham with the snake they're messing. They probably wanted
that for like what on earth? Ay, ladies, look at
my huge snake I'm holding.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Johnny Cash he wanted an American flag in full view
of every audience member. Okay, so we're talking about me.
Want water? Johnny Cash wan in the USA, same thing, DMX.
He won a one gallon of Hennessy and a box
of protection. One gallon of Hennessy and then a box
of protection. Wow. Every night, what prince insisted that all
food be wrapped in clear plastic film to be unwrapped

(10:07):
by him only That makes sense if you're Jeremy Foe
were worried about messmity food. I get it. The Beatles
when they tore American sixty five. They wanted get this
just four cots, a portable TV set and clean towels.
Oh simple. And they also say the band will not
be required to perform in front of a segregated audience.

(10:30):
We will not segregate our audiences like very very low requests.
And like, that's pretty cool, man, Like the Beatles and
Johnny Cash, they're rocking right now. I felt that DMX
rocking in a different way. Yeah. Katie Perry allegedly has
a forty five page rider that insisted that a driver
not be allowed to talk or make eye contacts.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
Oh my god, stop that that's.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Crazy, man.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
Can we put that in our app Like if we
use uber or lift and say hey, do not look
at me?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
They say, no conversation.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Why would you?

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Because it feels like, hey, man, I got a lot
of stuff going on, I don't have time to.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
But then you don't. But then you don't do anything
in the vaccine, like I got a lot of stuff
going on. Then you're back to just picking your toes. Yeah, basically,
and they're like and they look in the mirror, be
like no, look, Britney spears her weirdest request for McDonald's
hamburger's no buns, just to meet in a frame photo
of Princess Diana.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
That is interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Weird axle, rows of guns and roses. His rider included
a square melon, which I guess they'd have to cut
that right to be square. You can't grow a square.
You can't grow Yeah, that'd be I mean, I guess
you could if you grew the seed into a square
bot maybe I don't know. And then an Italian leather
sofa to eat off it. I don't know. Man In

(11:44):
two thousand and eight, a CDC while doing their Black
Ice World tour, water, soda, coffee, et cetera, but some
greenery that all they wanted was live potted trees and
whatever the tree height was, it should go almost to
the ceiling. Like that doesn't sound that crazy. Wants international,
They've been famous for fifty years. All you do is
whant you watch some plants? A couple of plants almost

(12:07):
sides the seelink, that's not that crazy. The Beach Boys,
the tour writer. They wanted a licensed messuse qualified and
either Swedish or Oriental deep muscle massage. That's smart. It
sounds like a specific massage that they want.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, me too, actually feel that, I think because it
says Swedish or oriental deep, it feels a little. It's
just like like picky, but they're different. The time Swedish
like feels good and orient and the deep muscles like athletic.
You can't give your massages. Man, if you get injured

(12:42):
as much as me, you aren't about like this share
so on one rider. Now this is old school. She
requested a TV with both the VCR and cable and
guaranteed access to Turner classic movies. Yes, that's my girl.
That's the one he likes. I loves the black and
white movies. Al Green, Algreen, Let's let's stay together, you
know that one m The alcohol he requested was strictly

(13:05):
for after show, only two dozen long stemmed dethroned roses.
And then, because Algo would give him out to women
in the audience, m Trent, resident of nine inch nails,
two boxes of corn starch. Very important, probably just him
being weird. Yeah, what does he use it for? Something?
Very important? Obviously probably nothing. And then Marilyn Manson, Oh no,

(13:32):
Gummy Bears's it water and gummy bears. I'm telling you,
I yeah, I met him once. I don't know what
kind of person is that. You know, you read some
bad stuff about him, you read whatever. The fifteen minutes
I spent with him, who was super super like normal.
I don't know his personal life. There have been a
lot of stuff come out about him in the past
few years. It's not positive. But I found him to

(13:54):
be quite normal. Did he look weird? He didn't try
to stab me or eat me or anything. Well, no,
he's not gonna kill you. You look weird. No, particularly
he looks like Marilyn Manson about to make up. Okay,
but somebody who could look weird really easy if they
just did like five minutes of work. But you were
close to him, you can see his face really close. Yea.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
So he is he the guy from Wonder Years Paul?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Or is he? Because that's the theory. He's in gummy
beers the whole time. And I was kind of worded
out about it. All right, So that's tour right again. Mine.
There's nothing on it when Eddie and I travels is
Reggie idiots. The only thing I put on it that
could be quite or even at all demanding is Eddie
wants craft beers local. I feel so lame putting out
on my rider because I feel like I'm not gonna

(14:36):
give me local craft beers from the localist place and
make it taste like whatever the ground tastes like here.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
But I think the person that gets it is like, oh,
this is cool. I get to give him like a certain.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Local beer may one thing. If you had to put
it on it yours, well.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Gosh, the massage is tempting, but I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
I feel like a clatter of a chicken nuggets from
Chicken fil It would be awesome.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That's good. Definitely do that.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
That's doing big platter.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Are you gonna eat them? No? Like lunchbox just so
you can flex them.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, everybody can have.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Some lunchbox, a sleep pod, take my nap man about it.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
How about just a dressing room.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
I could fall asleep in there. But if I'm gonna
be royal to Miles, we'll get the best thing. I
never had one of those.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You know, it costs money, like the rider, stuff they
have to pay for and it comes out of him money. Oh,
just like you can request whatever unlimited to cost. See
now I change his things, Just give me a dressing room.
That's care. You'll share one with everybody.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's time for the good news.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
So Richard Rimp is a ninety eight year old marine
veteran from Maryland that had a drop out of high
school back in the day when he was seventeen years
old to enlist for World War Two. He never got
his high school diploma. So fast forward to now and
he's got stage four cancer and he's on hospice care.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
But guess what, he got his high school diploma finally.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
I mean, I feel like when stuff happens at the
last minute, it can be very satisfying for that person.
Like my mom when she was in hostage scare. She
waited twenty five years for my dad to, you know,
say he was sorry for how he ended their marriage,
and he did it right before she went unconscious.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
It was awesome.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Oh well, and I feel like, I don't know, I
feel like I'm certain a peace came over her that
allowed her to sort of like cross over to the
other side better. And so for him, I mean, at seventeen,
it's not like he wanted to quit school and go
join the war, but of course he did what he
needed to do.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
And then he finally got that certificate.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I was at the Great O'dafrey last week and I
was a part of their Salute to the Troops shows.
I was there Craig Morgan, trace Akins few people and
met out one hundred and two year old war vet
World War two vet who was there at the show.
One hundred and two, one hundred and two. You wouldn't
have thought he's a day over ninety four. Wow, I

(17:00):
don't know, but he's doing pretty good. Like he's walking crazy.
And then I met one who was like ninety He
was like Korean war vet. Like guys that have like
hung in there is wild. Like I had a respect
for them for serving our country but also just living
that long.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah, because I mean they stay with the stress we
take on our bodies like it ages us, like the
years are taken off of our life. And a lot
of these people that were in some of the most
severe wars ever and they can live that long Like
that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Well, a big shout out to the school and the
people that made that happen for him, that is what
it's all about. That was telling me something good. It's
time for never gonna get it, No you're not gonna
get it. You're never, never gonna get it. On the
phone right now in Houston, is Heather, Heather, good morning.
How's it going today?

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Good?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (17:50):
We're doing pretty? God. We're gonna give you a chance
to win a prize, but you're probably not gonna get it.
You get multiple chances. The question is this, according to
a survey by one poll who does a lot of
it takes the average person six tries to do this.
What is it now? We think you're never gonna get it.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
No, you're not gonna get it, Heather.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Now you get to answer first. But the question is
it takes an average person six tries to do this?
So first round? Is this all on you? Heather? What
do you think it is?

Speaker 8 (18:24):
I don't know remember their passwords?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
To make better passwords? A really good you want to
know the great thing now, if you have a password
you can't remember, or a birthday or anything, you could
put it in your notes And I was only taught
this by one of you guys, and put a lock
on your note on your app on your iPhone. Nobody
can even get into your notes app unless it scans
the face. Not even the hackers not even the hackers
unless they rip your eyeballs out.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
There's also an app called last Pass.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
I don't even know the app, or you could just
have the same password for everything.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
That's so and that's where the hackers get you. So
I like to guess, but that is not right. That's
what we call it. Never gonna get it. No, you're
not gonna get it. You can pick two members of
the show. If either one of them get it right, Heather,
you win the prize. Would you like Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie Morgan?
Those are your options. You get two of the four.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
I would guess just based on the history, because I
don't know who's more confident. So I would say Morgan
or Lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
There you go, because I got it. Do you want
those two?

Speaker 8 (19:30):
I mean, based on your tone? No, okay, I guess so, yeah,
I don't really know who's more confident or who's.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, Lunchbox is always the most confident, but I don't
know that he gets it. Oh, I get it, I
get it. Okay. The average person it takes six tries
to do this. She's taking Lunchbox and Morgan to win
a prize. Amy, what do you have call?

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Yeah, I'm between two good ones, Gay, go ahead, just
give me one.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Oh how do I pick?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
You get how about getting the perfect pancake?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Interesting? That was one of your good ones? What one
did you not pick? Eddie? What crap? This is hard, Mandy.
That's terrible.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Six tries to win something in the lottery at all?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
You mean like a scratch, Heather, you're pretty happy you
didn't pick Amy already, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (20:20):
I'm really bad at this game.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
So they both did not get it right. Okay, so
all her chips are in on lunchbox and Morgan Morgan.
It takes a average person about six tries to do this.
What is it?

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I mean I went a little bit more figuratively picking
somewhere to eat.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
You know, you go back and forth constantly lunchbox. What
do you have? It is tie? A tie? Folks? You
try to get dressed up? Man? Six? Wow a tie?

Speaker 6 (20:47):
I leave my tie if I have like two ties
and I leave them tied because I can't tie it both.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
The wrong, both the wrong. So no, you know, you
get another guest. Amy's like trying to yell our other answers. No,
I was saying, Okay, I know, I know it gets
one more shot though. That's why the game is so hard.
It's called never gonna get it, Never Never. It takes
the average person six tries to do this. Show right
down another guess, and we're gonna let Heather pick yes

(21:14):
or no, meaning one of you get it or does
nobody get it? Six tries the average person it takes
six tries to do this. What is it? Let me know.
When you're in Amy's in with confidence. But if it
was close to that pancake one.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
You got to get the griddle just right by the pancake.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
I understand you're probably correct. It's hard. It takes them
six tries.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
First, you think it's like when you get to the
sixth pancake, it's like, finally got this.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
It takes the average person six tries to do this.
Amy's in, Morgan's in this hard, I'm in Eddie's in
I got it. Let's watch this then, Okay, Heather, this
is it right here. This is where the rubber meets
the road. Now, if you say yes, that means you
think one of them will get it, and if they do,

(22:08):
you win. If you say no, that means none of
them will get it. And if they don't you win.
Will they get it? Yes or no? No? Okay, you
just lost. She does not believe Morgan your answer.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
I'm going with taking a good photo.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Ooh, that is so good. Think about it. That's actually
really good. You take so many pictures like that. I
get it right. Now do it again again. I think good,
got it me too. Waffle actually agree.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Getting pregnant, hey.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Average because some people with one try, other people it.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Might be twelve or not.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
And people always say like we're trying, a lot of
people don't even try and they get pregnant, So you
can't average average man.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I don't think Eddie minds. Stupid dude. Keep a plant alive.
Six tries, so you're six play lives. I don't know.
Lunchbox agree on what to watch one person fresh person say,
six tries to distree. Okay, so you get to like
six options before you lunch. That's okay. So Heather, here's
the deal. One of them got it right. I'm not

(23:18):
gonna penalize you, Heather. I know you pick no, but
I'm gonna actually give you a chance now to latch
onto one of the show members, because really she would
have just lost. It's a final shot here. Which of
the show members of the four do you think got
it right? Heather?

Speaker 8 (23:33):
I like Morgan's answer.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
If it's Morgan's answer, she wins. What did you think
about Amy and Eddies? Eddie's the plant one was pretty stupid? Yeah,
it's fine. Amy's which was the pregnant that does a
decent guess. I'm just not right, not right? Okay, Yeah,
it's take a picture, give selfish, Heather. I mean, you

(23:57):
did is a rough road to get here, but she didn't.
Never gonna get it. You're never never going to get it.
So Heather, here's what you get. We're going to give
you some crap from the back. It's a lot of
an array of prizes, and I'm also going to give
you a one of my books signed if you would
like that, I'll sign a book and send it to
you as well as part of the craft from the back. Okay,

(24:18):
that sounds awesome. Okay, Craft from the back for Heather.
Heather's our winner. Thank you, Morgan. Great, God, there she is.
Let's check in with Scuba Steve, our executive producer, who
was not going to go to his kids kindergarten graduation
last week. He said, stupid he said, I don't want
to go because he's going to stay in the same
school while we having a graduation for kindergarten. And I said,

(24:39):
it's not about you and you should go. And you
took the day off work. I did, Yes, Yeah, was
that weird for you to take the day off work?

Speaker 7 (24:43):
It was weird because I still get emails and text
messages and phone calls and I have to ignore them.
I didn't ignore all of them, but I chose that's
what you do is family exactly. Yeah, yeah, how was it?
It was kind of liberating. It was kind of fun
because I put my phone on silent, put it in
my pocket.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I mean, the graduation not your world. He's still not
even how was the kindergarten graduation that you did not
want to go to?

Speaker 7 (25:03):
So when it's was all said and done, I got
really emotional, started crying a little bit with my wife
because it was tough to see my oldest child. I mean,
it's not a big step, but it's somewhat of a
step where he is now going into the next part
of his life.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
And he was so excited.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
He's like, I'm a first grader now, I'm a first grader,
So to see his excitement. That's what made it all
for me and got me really emotional.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
So you said, yeah, would you say your perspective has changed? Oh,
one hundred percent? Yeah it was.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
It was really And then not only that, but then
seeing all the other kids and their excitement and the parents'
excitement for their kids. Just the energy in that room
was infectious and it was really really cool.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
And then he came back to work with his son.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I saw, I'm a first Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
Yeah, I still came back to work because I had
to do things still, but I brought my son with me.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah. So are you admitting that you're wrong?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Oh yeah, I'm one hundred percent. I'm not afraid to
admit when I make a mistake or when I'm wrong.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
And then what would you tell parents that have the
same feeling that you have, It's just a dumb kindergarten graduate.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
There were a lot I saw a lot of those
comments on Instagram. I would say that you need to
open your mind have a different perspective, coming from someone
who was closed off to it, I think, and the
idea was stupid that you should just let it go
and go there for your kid and enjoy the moment
because you'll look back twenty years from now and go,
you look at your kid who's an adult. Now, I
wish I would have gone. So don't blank blank exactly?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Do they do it like a normal graduation where they
call every kid's name and they walk across the states.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
It's the whole thing. So it's so cool. So they
come out, That's what got me.

Speaker 7 (26:33):
They come out with these capping gowns on and they
have the tassel and they got everything, and then they
sit in their rows and then they do a little
dance and my son is one of the ones that
leads the dance, so he's out there like dancing and
clapping and having a good time. And then they do
awards for like most Improved, best Reader Math.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Does everybody get an award?

Speaker 7 (26:51):
No, only three from each kindergarten class got award that.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:55):
But then at the end and they go through and
they play the commencement speech you know, music, and then
they go up they call every single name one by
one and they have the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Total.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
I think it's maybe fifty kids told not bad at all. Yeah,
so it wasn't too bad. Yeah, twenty five each side.
My son was towards the end because my last name.
But he goes up there and he holds this thing
up real proud and excited, and it was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Yeah, it wasn't about you. It wasn't about me at all.
It was about him, only lushbox. You also thought it
was dumb. Do you change your mind? No, it's still stupid. Okay,
well you say that now.

Speaker 6 (27:22):
But next year when kindergarten graduation makes no sense to
me because you were literally staying at the same school,
just going across the hall to first grade. You're not
graduating anything. So why don't they graduate from first grade
second grade?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Why do we Because it's a celebration of the first
year of school and you're about to get into your.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
Entire life, and you're forgetting the entire message here. It's
not about that. It's about your kid having a good
time and them looking back. Because there's many times where
he would look back and look at me, and I
was just thinking, like what if I wasn't there and
he looked back, then I wasn't there, empty chair.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
It's like me creating that cycle all over again. It
was important for you to be there. I think the
whole kindergarten graduation is stupid, but I would compare it
to in sports. Why don't they do third year player awards? Oh,
they do Rookie of the Year because it's our first
year in the league. It's their introduction to the league,
and this is a this sick signifies that you're here
and in your first year, how good you are versus

(28:15):
your peers, and so kind of garden graduation. It's your
first year. They did awards. I liked it. How good
you are versus and then you move on with your life.

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Yeah, that's a great way to look at it. Yeah,
Rookie of the Year. Listen to Scuba. Before he went,
he was trash. Why are we doing this? Is so dumb?
And now, dude, I.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Loved through it. Yeah, it's amazing. Yeah, it's really really cool.
And your son loved it.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
He had so much fun. My wife loved it. It
was a really special moment. So please do it and
just get over the fact of whatever it is that
you're thinking in your head because it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
No, No, I know, I will go.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
I would go, but try to go there with a
hat with a good attitude, because now I've been through it, lunchbox.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Yeah, yeah, good your best. Well, thank you for sharing
and thank you for admitting that maybe you had some
growth in this area and you've grown, Oh, definitely have
grown some growth here. And first game, I'm there, which
we do. Here's a voicemail that we got.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I heard you guys talking about that transatlantic flight that
had to differt back because of the laptop. So my
friend was actually on that flight when it happened. He
was giving us play by play, and you're right because
there could have been a damaged lithium battery. Who knew anyway,
all of those people were stuck. I think they went

(29:26):
back to Ireland for like two days because they couldn't
get them on another flight. And then finally two days
later they got them all back out and everybody knew
the guy that dropt it, and FYI, he was a
sugar daddy.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Loved the show. Thinks battery that fell in between seats.
They had to turn the whole plane around. Remember the story? Yeah,
I don't know the sugar daddy things. Interesting that was
in the article? What is that? I don't know? Yeah,
where's the writer on that one pile of stories?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Okay, let's play.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Would you rather, would you rather be five times smarter,
richer or more attractive?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Smarter because the other things I could put into place.
If I'm just smarter, that's the that's the bait.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Sure, I know some smart people that don't want to
make money.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Uh, probably just because they don't care enough to make money.
Like I think, if you're really smart, you can direct
that into whatever you choose to be successful. Dude, just
take the money, man, No, I would you spend it
your dumb You'll spend it all more.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I mean your IQ would be five times what it
is now.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Wild. Yeah, that'll be wild, and I would be very
rich and I'd be good looking because I would just
have surgeries and stuff with all my money.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
Okay, Well, Bobby, you are like most people.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
They most people surveyed chose smarter, then people chose richer,
then was more attractive.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You could be attractive, and that could actually make you
richer if you did that. Sure, but smarter I think
wins both of them. You don't get as attractive, but
if you're richer, you're also more attractive. Not always, no,
but I'm saying that there's absolute Yeah you can no,

(31:06):
not even that there's absolute versions of guys that are
dopey with really pretty girls look at the golf looks
at the golfers. Right, that's a good example of swimsuit
model girls and wives and girlfriends because they're just you know,
they're dopey, but they're rich.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
But also it's attractive that someone's really good at their sport,
like a pro athlete.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Great, we will agree with that.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Hey, guys, yeah, okay, So we really need to be
better when it comes to our pin numbers because there
was some leaked databases and they were able to look
at what people are using as pin numbers and they're like, yeah,
this is not good because the most common pin number
is still one, two, three four.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
You don't forget that one. Let's not do that, guys.
You don't forget that one.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
And we're really making it easy for hackers when we
go with the second most popular one, yes, and then
after that it's zero zero zero zero, and then there's
one two on too.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That's just because people forget. I don't even know that
it's lazy. I think it's like, what is it again?
People listening right now're like, oh my gosh, you're telling
my put number.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
And then a very popular one six nine, six nine.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Oh that's number, but my number on my treadmill because
they locked the thing up. This is true. Yeah, that's
what it is in my treadmill. And I think it's
funny because I said it because if my wife gets
on it, because it's you, you can like do workouts
other than the treadmill. But I just I said it
because it's just hilarious to make her to six nine
six nine because she thinks I'm twelve, and but Eddie
and I and will work with our trainer and they

(32:32):
always got to type in six nine six nine to
get your twelve.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
So Morgan Wallen was doing a show and one of
the fans in the crowd held up a sign that
said will you draw my first tattoo? And then she
drew an empty box, like and that's where he was
supposed to, like draw the tattoo. He saw it and
he was like, hey, yeah, sure, no problem. So in
the box he wrote love you, so does God and
then his initials m W. And the fan that wasn't

(32:59):
even a week ago and the fan already has the tattoo.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
I think they were got it the next day. I
don't think it's that weird. It wasn't a week ago.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, we're just you know, moving fast and making things happen.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
And I just thought that was cool.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The woe that was in the crowd at the the
baseball game in the standsy hit with the baseball. Oh gosh,
we did you see that bump on her head? Looks
like baseball is under her skin. Yes, it was huge. Wow,
but they made it right. Well, so she didn't get
the ball, so it popped her right in the head,
like above the eye. She stayed at the game. She
didn't get the ball. Somebody else sole the ball took
off of the balls messed up. So the next day

(33:30):
or a couple of days later, she's like, I never
got the ball. They made a baseball card after her.
Pretty cool. But dude, it looks like one of those
boxers like after a match if they've been hit hard
over and over in the same spot when it the
lump is like a baseball.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
So with that, like, does she not know it's humming
or you could you can.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Look away for a split second and a foul ball
can Yeah. They said it was one hundred and ten
mile per hour bo exit speed. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
so the Morgan walla thing. That's cool. This also happened
in a crowd.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Oh okay, I mean that's my file.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
That was Amy's pile of storage.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
It's time for the good news already.

Speaker 5 (34:09):
It was early Sunday morning in California and Gabriel Cruise
and his buddy were waiting for a tow truck because
their car broke down. They're on the side of the road.
They're like, gosh, where is this tow truck? Then they
hear this noise. It's a motorcycle coming down fast, loses
control right in front of him, rolls over, flies over
the highway into a canal. They're like, what is happening?

(34:31):
So they run over. They look for the bike. All
they can see is the tail light, the red Am
I just seeing that?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:37):
All they see is the red tail light sticking out
of the water. They're like, oh my gosh, the guy's
in there. So Gabriel he jumps in the water, finds
the guy, pulls him out, They get they.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Give him CPR while his buddy calls nine on one.
They bring him back to life and at that point
they save him and save them.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
They save them and save them, and then the helicopter
shows up, takes him away.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
He's gonna be okay. They jump, that's safe, safe safe,
that's a hat trick and saves. Yeah, I have a
double save. But this is like they rested their own
life to save the dude, and then they use their
skills to save the dude, and then they saved the dude.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
And then they saved the dude. Here's Gabel talking about
how we saved the dude.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
We broke down out there twice, so it was like
so many things had happened for me to be in
this that position, to be there to save that dude.
He called them a dude. He saved the dude. That
dude is so lucky that they were there. He's so lucky. Yeah,
that's awesome. Great story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
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Lunchbox

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