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January 13, 2026 52 mins

Amy shared a disturbing story of severed human heads being hung up on display at a popular tourist beach in Ecuador. Bobby shared his experience in Central America and if he felt safe while working down there. We discussed if self-driving cars are safer after a passenger jumped out of one that was approaching a train. We also played the crazy video of singer Craig Campbell using the self-driving feature to get him home. A show member wants to know if Bobby is ignoring their texts? Bobby shares the moment of clarity he had that made him realize the real meaning of life that for the first time put him at ease. Amy shared something that came up about Bobby during the baby shower where everyone wondered how he took care of himself before meeting his wife.

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
All right, let's go around the room up.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, five human heads were found on the beach in Ecuador.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I just feel like that's drugs.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah, it is like dumped in the ocean. Well then
they washed them out.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, that's what I feel like.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
They think it is related to that. But they were
like on a stick hanging there in like fresh blood.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Oh meant like they washed up, Like that's what I
thought to described. That's still drugs.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
They're sending a message. I tried to understand exactly what
the message was, and.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I don't with us like pay us or.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I read it a few times, like exactly.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Or mind your own business, don't trut it's all that.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's usually the message.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I got the message. I'm not even there and I
got the message.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
So if you're vacationing Ecuador right now, be careful.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Hey, what's Costa Rica? Like I had a buddy of
mine when here, like a few months ago. He's like, dude,
it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Right, says it's the best place in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's really cool in that they're so friendly. And I
stayed there for two months, not a half month and
a half, ye two almost two months. They're so friendly
When you land. It feels a bit scary at first
because there are people with machine guns in the streets,
and you're going, is it so not safe that they

(01:26):
have people with machine guns in the streets? Are they
dressed like cops? So they're dressed in black like cops. However,
once you ask a few of the nice people questions,
you realize why they're with machine guns in the streets
is because they're they run drugs through there, not even
really from that country, but I think I know because
we got uh that Nicaragua was sent up their army

(01:48):
after US. We at one point. But they they run
drugs up through South America to get there, and so
they're trying to stop people running drugs through. It's not
because of the rampant crime there. This is just my
experience in being there for almost two months. People are nice.
At first, you're like, what the crap's happening? There's people
with machine guns in the road, and then you realize why.
It's not because of the crime happening around them. They're

(02:08):
trying to stop the drugs from going through their country.
They do not have a military. It is a country
that has no military. I forget what they call that,
but they just are free and happy and wow, they
don't fight. I'm sure there's crime, but they were telling
us it's so safe to go out and just walk around.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Well, yeah, my buddy said, is amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
And the beaches are really great. For a while, we
went and stayed near a beach. We stayed at the
airport for a long time. No hotel near the airport.
It was when I was shooting snake in the grass.
I completely get it if that's your thing, climbing outdoors, beaches,
The people are nice. Oh, it was amazing. Food is
really good. Monkeys all the time, saw monkeys and trees randomly.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Sure, yeah, a little bit. I had to work a
lot and so my experience wasn't as positive. But I
would take helicopters into the jungle and it's super cool.
There's snakes everywhere, really, but they're so present that everybody
is aware of snakes and it's just part of their day.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Well, how many snakes did you see?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like just we would see snakes everywhere. I had a guy
walking with me all the time that was just watching
for snakes because there are poisonous snakes everywhere, but they're
not coming out to get you. They're not like humans
are here, let's get them if you almost step on
them because they are so prevalent, or if they're hurt,
or if they're hungry, or whatever the case is with animals,
it's excellent.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, they said there are sloths too, everywhere. Did you
see sloth?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I didn't see a sloth, probably in a specific part
of and probably near water. I don't know, never saw sloth,
but I found it. Mike, w was your experience, Yeah,
I loved it. Like you said, they were really friendly
that they all say, and I don't know if you
had a similar experience, but like, I think they were
nicer to me because I spoke Spanish. Uh probably, or
maybe they were nicer than me because gringo, see ringo, gringo,

(03:56):
Taurus gringo. But I really was yeah, really wasn't a
toy screen girl was working. But yeah, it was super nice. Yeah,
there you go, Amy, thank you. I never saw any
heads on sticks.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well there's two sticks and then like a rope and
the heads are just hanging.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
And they have.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Like art project then send a message. They didn't take
the heads and string.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Them message written below.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
What was the message?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, then that's the message.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You're like a message, but I don't stand like I
but I didn't I get that it is in Spanish.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
This land is ours, city is ours. Land as ours.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
There's the message.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Who is ours? Like who are they?

Speaker 1 (04:39):
I think it could even be another.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
There's something about fishermen and vaccine cards. I made that
part out.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It could be a couple of things. Could be America,
you know, we're taking over everything else Venezuela Greenland. But
probably it's probably another group like this area, this territory,
territories are Yeah, that's what I would think. So they
cut off heads of the people that came in, or
the people Hispanic Ecuadorian.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
The heads were blurred out in the picture, and I
don't want to see the actual real one.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You probably basically saying don't steal from us, or this
is going to happen to you. Sounds like yikes.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
So did the fishermen do it?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's probably somebody stealing from them and now they cut
off their heads. Okay, I don't know. I don't know
fishermen did it, but the fishman did it. They're probably
part of another organization.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, true, I guess I was picturing like sweet little fishermen,
but they could be a part of an organized crime.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Sweet little fishermen could be both.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
They definitely could be both. All right, out of your story.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, don't mean to sound the alarm here, but we
might be in danger.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
An alarm is always sounded, and when someone says, don't
mean to sound the alarm.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Scientists are saying that we are now in twenty twenty six,
in danger of flying debris from space coming into our
air space and hit an airplane.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So most of it burns up it comes through. So
why are they saying this.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Won't They're saying, from the time that we started putting
all of this, these satellite sending rockets and ships into space,
and then these booster rockets, you know, we let them
go in space, they become space debris, and from the
time that we've been doing that, it is now time
for all of them to just come back down slowly
into Earth. They're saying, by twenty thirty, there's a one

(06:23):
in one thousand chance that an airplane is gonna get
hit by one of these things.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Why isn't it burning up?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Though? They're saying they're too big to burn. Got it
like pieces of a satellite pretty darn big. So now
one in.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
One thousand by twenty thirty. Okay, let's try this out.
I'm gonna write a number down between one and a thousand.
Let's just show you the odds. Here, go and pick
a number tween one of one thousand. I wrote it down.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Six hundred and forty two, Marks three.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
Twenty six, adding two hundred and twenty two, Morgan three
to ten, Mike one win one, Ray seven eleven, Abby eight.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Hundred, Scuba.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Always not in there, not there four nineteen. So nobody
hit it.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Okay, I mean no, you're right. You feel pretty good.
It feel pretty good.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
But now we have to worry about flying space to
debris hitting our plane.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That's I just think. But also they're saying one in
a thousand that it hits one plane. When we think
of all the planes that are out there, and you
happen to be on that one plane somebody's going to
be on, that's an odd would advit. That's more than that.
That's better odds than one in a thousand for more
than a thousand planes up in the air. So you're
talking about one in a thousand that it hits a plane,
and then one in two hundred and eighteen thousand. That's

(07:40):
your plane. You know what, that's odd. I'm going to
take Okay.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
I just thought it's weird that, like, you know, we
put stuff in a space and we'd think like, oh,
why doesn't it go the other way? Why does it
come back down to earth?

Speaker 1 (07:49):
It feels like glittering in the seventies. You just don't
crap out see where it goes, and just like, hey,
we have so much land, it doesn't matter. And then
all of a sudden, it's garbage everywhere.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, or like the ocean, and then you start seeing
like toilet seats wash up.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Uh Morgan, your story all right.

Speaker 7 (08:02):
So in Phoenix they have those waimos, the self driving cars. Well,
one of the waimos was caught going on some tracks
like rail tracks that are there, and you had to
see the passenger completely flee the car because they were
gonna get hit by the oncoming train.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Wow, they thought it was a road.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Like in the middle so not like the typical railroad
train that you think of, but like a rail track
system that goes through the city and it's in the
median area and there you kind of see construction around,
which is what Waimo's kind of blaming it on. It
was construction there, but they're driving like straight down the
middle of the rail track and the person had to
get out because the train was coming.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Hey lucky that the car would unlock, right, because that's
a final destination scene where it's locked. Do you see
You're in a back seat and you're like the train
coming and then you realize you've gotten a Weaimo and
you're like, oh, I can't get out. WHOA that sucks.
I'll do the okay, the standard that sucks. But imagine
at the same time all the human error people that

(09:01):
were crashing in head on, that were drunk, that were
on their phone crashing into people. Because people are like, well,
look at how unsafe this is. I'm still gonna bet
even with the incidents that are happening, the percentage of
Waymo's wrecked versus the percentage of humans that are crashing
and killing other people, I bet you the Waymo's is
still much safer. And we're still in the beginning stages
of this. I saw a listener yesterday, go Waimo cut

(09:24):
me off. That's how I know they're not safe. And
I thought to myself. I wonder how many humans actually
cut somebody off and either hit them for real, wrecked
or you know, like lunchbox story and with real, real consequences.
I still I believe that self driving cars are the future,
and they're much safer than humans because humans are on
their phones, because humans are drinking, because humans have a

(09:45):
kid in the back, they're districting dry.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
So they're coming here. I saw one on the road.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I saw humans driving.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Mapping it out right now.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, I saw humans mapping it good, and that will
be into There will incidents, for sure. There's always incident.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
You've seen the one on the golf course. That's a
good video.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Look at the way mom man driving them in the
fairway in the golf course.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Let's see that one. Uh yeah, there will be mess
ups and people will go, oh, look at this. Who
we told you? But if you did the look at
this with humans every day the same way you would,
it would be NonStop because humans are crashing and killing
each other all the time every day.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Well, my dad bought a new car and it has like.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
Self driving features where you can press a button and
like you still have to it's monitoring your eyes.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
So if you take your eyes off the road. You
can't use it.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
But the technology is in there where he does not
have to have his hands on the wheel.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
He can just sit there and not drive.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I had a Tesla, and this is before they allowed
you to go fully hands free. You could take your
hands off and it would drive and it would stay
in the road. Then every three minutes or so, it
would just remind you, hey, tuxt the wheel, so we
know you're still paying attention. Since then, they now have
cars even here that you don't have to touch at all.
I watched Craig Campbell do a TikTok where he was
in a Tesla and that drove him all the way home.

(11:01):
It parked, it did everything, and he's like, oh my god,
is it whole TikTok? If I'm going I cannot believe this.
And his daughter was in the back filming him, and
he said, we're coming up on our house. I wonder
how it's gonna get into our tight driveway. Pulls right
in the driveway, he goes, I wonder it's gonna park,
goes up, backs in. It's crazy, Mike. If you can
find the TikTok at Craig Campbell driving the car wild.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Remember we were in California and we were driving on
Interstate and we look over and this dude's reading a book.
He wasn't even like driving touch on the lead reading
a book, Like, look at this, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I mean, how relaxed you have to be to be
able to just look down at the book and not
be freaking out the whole time.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Trusting You have to do it a bunch to trust it.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Oh I don't. Yeah, it took me a bit.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Can you pull it up because we have it here
and gain give us some audio.

Speaker 7 (11:48):
And my like, my dad was using it on the
highway and that was the part that was freaking me out.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I was like, how do you like? You're not breaking,
You're not anticipating.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
He was just letting it do.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
What it had to do.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So this is from Craig Campbell music on TikTok. It's
cut up three days ago.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
Driving like this since Franklin. The car is doing all
the turns, all the stops. It even stopped at a
four way stop sign and waited on the other car
to go, and then it went all on and sun.
Now what's about to happen is I'm going to see
if it will pull into my driveway. And if it does,

(12:23):
where is it going to stop. I haven't touched the
steam wheel, I ain't touched the brakes, I ain't touched
the gas. I ain't done nothing. But where here we
are at the house. It's slowing. That loop turned on
the blinker. It turned it. It turned the blinker on
all by itself. But my driveway is super narrow too,
so here we Oh, my gosh, he's going away back

(12:48):
what is the roof? Where's it gonna stop?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Where's it going?

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Where's it going?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Is it about the back end.

Speaker 8 (13:00):
Of it right now?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Wow, it's backing in. That's crazy.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
And then what.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
And then it puts yourself in park?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wow, he needs to plug itself in. That's crazy. And
that's here, that's like not even Californa.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Okay, okay. The fact that he is on one of a
two lane road where you're just separated by the yellow
line and he just has his hands like crossed. That
is so crazy, sister.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You do it a few times, you do start to
trust it, because when I had mine, I would trust
At first, you're like, oh, you put your hands right
on it. But then you'll get on the interstate, it came, oh,
it's got it, and then four times later your pants
are off your lands.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Hey, you're in the back seat. What is what's it?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Is it going the speed limit? Like whatever the speed
limit is, that's what the guests's.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Going forty two you could see on his spinometer.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
But now what I want to know is like insurance
if you do get an accident, like say Craig gone
an accident, is that on Tesla or is that on him?

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh you have robot insurance.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, I don't know about that. I would bet you though,
that a lot of insurance gets a lot cheaper if
it's all automated. I think that's generally going to help
people's insurance rates because they're going to be less accidents.
Less accidents is cheaper rates all the way around.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
You know how Like a person has like a rating, right,
Like you've gotten into four accidents in your life, Let's
say you're like more expensive. I wonder if like the
vehicle that's vehicle's gotten in two accidents, it's more expensive
for that vehicle.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
It probably will have a way to know if the
human was doing it or just the vehicle. Again, I'm
just making stuff up now, but I would assume that
that's probably it A good question though, Yeah, it's interesting. Okay, lunchbox,
your story.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, an eighty year old man was at the airport
with his wife, had her in a wheelchair, and he
was going through security and security is like, man, she
doesn't look too good and they touch her. She's really
cold and they pick her arm up. It drops down.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Ain't Bernie she's dead?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Did he know she was dead?

Speaker 4 (15:08):
He said that they arrived at the airport a few
hours earlier ready to get on the plane.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
And she was alive. It wasn't weaking at Bernie's that's
what he's telling them. Oh yeah, I don't believe him.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh do you think she was already dead? Probably because
how I mean, it doesn't get cold right away?

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Right? And also does she just stop talking? Like you
just don't talk to her?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I mentil she was taking a nap. When does Atrophy
said in I.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Think the body takes a while morses rigor mortis mortar. Yeah,
not not within three hours.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, that's too quick.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Mortis rigor mortis. Now you're making me say it weird.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Okay, twelve to twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Okay, Well, yeah he knew then, I think he knew to.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I'm a transport I've only heard the story for the
first time, so I'm just assuming generally, I would assume
that if it's me going make up a story, he's
trying to take her body somewhere because a her body's
filled with something drugs or B he gets a check
based on her being alive.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Yeah, or I don't know, like if it's like he
wanted to, she died, so he didn't he wanted to,
didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
But if you're going to transport her anyway because you
had to pay for a ticket, you know what I mean,
Like if he wanted to bury her somewhere.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah, is it cheaper just to buy a Southwest flight.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Just put her on there? Then you gotta pick her
up though and put her on the seat. And that's
gonna be weird if you like left them with your legs.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
And there's someone already sitting in that road, like, well, man,
she's a window seat.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah, that that feels sus very weird.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
So yeah, they have him for questioning, but they haven't
charged him with anything, but very weird.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Police are searching for a movie star look alike who
stole seventeen hundred dollars worth the caveaar from The Daily Mail.
A man resembling Jason Stathum is one of for stealing
seventeen hundred dollars worth the cavear from a Whole Foods
in California. The Irvine Police Department shared a photo of
a suspect who's been dubbed a less attractive version of Stateum.
The man disguised his theft by posing as a typical

(17:02):
shop or selecting random items before slipping the expensive fish eggs,
so it sounds like he is just a guy who
got caught shoplifting, and they went hard and compared him
to an ugly version. How about that, you mad? You
go viral because someone says you're an ugly version of
a celebrity. It's not even that your crime was like

(17:23):
super brutal, or it didn't steal a car a seven
hundred buckets felony, but still barely. They didn't have to
say less attractive at all, and that's that's why it
went viral. What if Eddie you staw something and they
were like, yeah, a less attractive dope version of Pedro
from Napoleon Dynamite. Just you'd be like, why why you
have to say? How did this become a thing? So, yeah,

(17:47):
Daily Mail with that story. I've never heard of sun
Country air.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's a different Yeah, it's like Frontier, Spirity.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Never heard of it, never flown on it. But Allegiant
is buying sun Country at one point five billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
What regions does it fly in.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I've taken Allegiant.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Allegiant has flights here, I did, right, Yeah, I've taken
Allegiant to Florida.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I think I've taken a Frontier to Vegas.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I think I know Allegiant. I know Frontier. I've not
flown either of them, but I know them. I didn't
know sun Country, I mean either.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I've seen it. I've seen sun Country. You know when
you go to the airport and you kind of see
the different.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
US, Mexico, Central America, Canada, Caribbean. Sun Country maybe like
the sunnier parts of America's kind of their hub.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I guess the Sun Country.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Allegian is agreed to buy sun Country for one point
five billion dollars, although that seems pretty cheap for an
airline if they were being well, some.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Of these airlines, dude.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
I mean it's like I remember I flew to Florida
on Allegiant for like thirty dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yeah, it's cheat.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
You paid just for whatever you put in the plate
walk on. It's like an offering whatever you want to put.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Well, you have to pay for a bag, like if
you want to take a back So I stuffed everything
in my backpack that was my carry on, and it
was thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
And they charge you for like.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Anything, waters, breaths, they monitor your breadths, seat belts, y'allhoo
finance with that story.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I haven't flown one of those.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
I mean it's like, once you're on it, you're just like,
isn't like every other plane? You just gotta pay for
my water?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Did it feel Did the safety feel as safe?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yes? It did?

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Okay, feels the same. The seats aren't comfortable, a little hard,
you know, not a lot of cushion, not as much room,
not a lot of room. They kind of they cram
a lot of rows into the plane.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
I probably am more Southwest than anything else when it
is airlines, and maybe if I'm flying West Coast. It's
probably Delta a little more because I have like rewards
and they have first classes. I have so many rewards,
I just use them there. But that's about it. I
think Delta is the best airline, but Southwest gets you
the most places, so I think maybe i'd rank that

(19:52):
over Delta, and just it gets you the most places
non stop, and we don't have a non stop to
Vegas from here. That's always Southwest.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Rights, so you're always going to have to go through it.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
It's crazy. We don't have a non stop to Vegas
from here except for Southwest.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
And it's only like once a day.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
But we have a direct to London.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I believe in Iceland Southwest No, no, no, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Oh got it?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, but Iceland that was like the big thing when
it happened.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Like there's people going straight to Iceland from Nashville, but
not Vegas.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Southwest's fun. Black Mirror has been renewed for an eight season,
which is I love that show. So the consequence has
that story. They've been renewed, doesn't say when, but I
love Black Mirrors. I went on Netflix last night and
searched my face. It's up there.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
It's up there already.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
The show's not but the square is up there and
you can click it and now it has a date.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh just as Oh, it has the date coming soon.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
It's gone from coming soon to the date. And my
face is the Bobby Cast and it says A. The
rating is m A. I guess with these shows that
are going up, they just curse. So they just put
that up there for everybody.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
But you didn't tell them you don't curse.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Mm hmmm, what the guests that you have a word
leave it in?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, I think so right in the most part. For
the most part, we've bleeped it before. If we bring
it on this show, we bleepy. But yeah, so that's
up on Netflix. You can go click remind me and
the first episodes go up on the twenty sixth. It's
generally going to be a Tuesday, but I think since
that's a Monday and day one we go up, I
think we're gonna load up a new episode. Then oh,

(21:25):
there's an episode of the Bobbycast up day with me
and Kaitlin that we recorded for all about that. But
that's up. If you want to go over the Bobby
Cast and check that out.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, your wife, your wife, your.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Wife, Caitlin?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
What other Caitlyn?

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Because you just did something with her, right, I.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Did her podcast?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah Caitlyn?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Well Kaylin, buz is coming up. But I did one
with her, but it'll come up. Uh yeah, there's only
my wife that we recorded, all right? Cool? Is that
everybody story?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah? Okay, Wait, my brain can't remember what lunch.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Oh let's say if you can what everybody was U boxes, go,
this is a good test for your brain. You can
do it because you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
We've already talked about so many things like what is lunchboxes? Son?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Sun to sun?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Think about lunchboxes? What do you think it was?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
I just need one hint?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I mean was literally the last one we did, you know,
But then we started.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Talking about earlier. You can do it in Iceland.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yours was about heads, okay, and lunchboxes.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Was Morgan's was about that. Then Morgan's was about way
maw and we went on a whole thing about that,
and then we watched the cred Craid Campbell thing in
the Tesla.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
What was eddies?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I don't know remember mine? Oh, okay, she's losing It.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Was lunchboxes had to do with two people. Okay, that's
your hint. Okay, two people and a conspiracy. And I
thought to myself, I don't believe what he's saying, because
they're questioning one of the guys.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Was Eddies about the the language guy? Or that's a
story you.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
That didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Lunchboxes had to do with a wheelchair.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Oh yeah, and you taught me Riga Mortis.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, yeah, that was that one.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yes, and we learned that it typically sets in and
around twelve hours.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
And what was Eddie's was the worst. So this is
going to be hard his story, so it.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Was scary lunchboxes. I'm actually I'm going to need a
follow up on if the guy knew she was really
dead or not.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
If you can name Eddie's that's a big benefit because
his was it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I'll say mine was scary, scary Eddie.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I know what Eddie's because this is what led to
the airplane talk. Go ahead, eddie'es was we now need
to be worried about things falling from space. Okay, he
failed it, but still that it shouldn't have been that hard.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
You mean for you, I think something that it's not
your forgetting. I think you, I think you're a d
D or ADHD just makes you not pay attention.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
But I mean I knew it once I got there.
I was paying attention during it, but then we moved on.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You know, lottery numbers used for twenty years, same numbers
deliver a Michigan man a record jackpot.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Oh how much he.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Used the same numbers for twenty years.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
See, that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Consistency, lunchbox.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, but you don't have numbers. I don't have numbers
because you think if you were to use them all
and then you didn't use them once and they hit,
you kill yourself.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
What if I was on vacation and that's when the
billion dollars hit.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
With the number thirty two point nine to one million
dollar lottery?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Oh my gosh, that's so worth a twenty year weight.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's seventy three.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Ooh man, he's old.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Dang, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Well, seventy three.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I can live it up.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I guess it feels like Atlantis.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yes, ironic, ironic, dang.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I mean he can still live pretty good, but I
don't know what condition he's in. Like is he active
now or is he kind of?

Speaker 1 (24:52):
I didn't say he's on his deathbed or anything. Young dude,
you playing, He's been playing for twenty years. He's always
played the same sets of numbers. And that's what hit.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
So at fifty three he started this little side hustle.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Side hustle.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
You want to go all that recreation? What happened in ironic?
They want a lottery and then died the next day.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
When the lottery died the next day. It's a black fly.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But I met his family's excited.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's weird. But yeah, a man tours on teeth that
with pliers and used them to saw through duct tape
to escape kidnapper.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
D that's how bad he wanted out.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Wait, I think I just give up.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I don't think I'm taking teeth out of him. They're like,
you know, what can consider me napped?

Speaker 2 (25:34):
How sharp were his teeth?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
But it's anything. Imagine if you rip him out, how
sharp the top will be? That in your gums, Like, yeah,
those are the roots, those are sharp. A New York
man who was kidnapped and tortured by a former friend
helped secure a decades long prison sentence through his testimony
Shopau thirty six was convicted of kidnapping and torture. This
is September twenty twenty three. At trial, Brown described being

(25:57):
beaten with metal poles, bitten, burned, cigarettes, taped while unconscious,
and testified that Powell, I get the names right. Is
the guy pulled out his two front teeth of theppliers,
Brown said he ultimately used one of the extracted teeth. Oh,
so they were pulled out and he used one of
them to get out. Has he torturing this guy so.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Much an ex friend?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
He claimed the Brown's injuries came from a fist fight
over a drug deal, but prosecutors said he lied under oath.
So if they're drugs involved, maybe is a punishment for
stealing drugs or telling on them or something.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
And you said the teeth were taken out already, so
he just.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Grabbed the okay then that I could do.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
But see it says man tore his own teeth out
with pliers, used him to saw through.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
That's a misleading headline.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Brown said he ultimately used one of the extracted teeth
to saw through the duct tape and escape. Regardless. That sucks.
You're tied up and duct taped and the guy's pulling
your teeth out by a friend, an old friend, law
and crime. With that story, I just want to know why,
Like what happened? Who crossed two? That's sick because that's
some cartel type stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
A copy of Action Comics number one, featuring the first
appearance of Superman, just sold for fifteen million dollars. This
is the actual comic book that was stolen from Nicholas
Cage in two thousand. He got it back and then
sold it for two point two million dollars. So it's
the first Superman, right, Mike. Yeah, New York Post has
a story. I tell you guys about the guy I
know that bought this for a million dollars. Bought one
of these for million dollars? How I tell this on
this podcast?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
That sounds familiar?

Speaker 4 (27:20):
Yes, he how do you remember that? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
The rest of the show is like we never even
heard that a guy know wanted it, paid a million
dollars for it, went up. No security just had to
put in his backpack. He just went and left because
it's like if I'm no one will think anything. I'm
just a guy. And so he walked out with that,
paid a million bucks for it in his backpack, rolled
this up road, the subway and everything. I kind of
know him.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I don't know him, know, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
What what year?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
But he bought it, he bought it for a million bucks.
When Nick Cage bought his, he bought it for like
one hundred and fifty thousand dollars in nineteen ninety six,
sold it back to two point two million, but now
it's fifteen million. The logan Paul Pokemon card is now
over five million dollars with thirty days left. And he
bought his. Now he bought it for five million dollars
and there's thirty days left in the auction. That's crazy.

(28:10):
What are you saying?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Oh? How old is this magazine? How are this comic book?
I think it's it's pretty old.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
But it's the first Superman is why? Like it's not
even a Superman. He's just in it the first.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah, the first time you ever see him.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
But it's action comics.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
A man in Nevada tried to run over a police
with a bulldozer.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
After re ignored commands. The bulldoze are so.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Slow that I was gonna say they don't r very fast.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It's like, yes, snail almost got me, but I moved.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
I moved out of the way.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Yeah, police wan with that story. See if there's anything else, Hm,
all right, move over to this list. Ray, you texted me?

Speaker 10 (28:57):
Yeah, I hit you up on Saturday night and I
never got a text back.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You must be texting my old number.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I actually think that's what it is. It was a
funny text too. Well, why don't you just copy and
paste and send it over my new number. I may
need to get that.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
You don't have his new numbers?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Have my new number? I could have swore I had it.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Well, so what did it say?

Speaker 10 (29:18):
It was about the baby shower. I was like, hey, bro,
mad props. The timing of this thing wouldn't have been
more perfect.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
My wife leaves at the exact time that the football
game was starting, so I had six hours of straight football, pizza, beer,
and the TV was on volume one hundred.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
It was amazing, Right, you can't do that when your
wife's there.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Oh no, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I picked out the time.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeah, but also that hurt me because I had to
miss it. I missed the Arkansas game. I missed that.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
I'm sorry. About that Amy. I didn't know. I didn't know.
Originally it went from a brunch to a lunch to
a dinner. Sorry, it evolved.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
Yeah, and my wife, she's really picky about the announcers now.
She can tell in their voices if they're cheering for
a certain team, and almost every time they're going against
the balls, and she's like, I'm done with it.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Turn it off.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Turn it off.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
So it's always mute for the most part that we
watch games. She can tell if he's kind of leaning
towards the team she doesn't like, if it's against the Titans,
if it's against the Walls, turn it down, volume off.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Okay, I'm sorry. It's herb Street, she can tell her.
She just gets triggered when someone says something that isn't
pro her team. Oh, it's every time. It's Herbstreet.

Speaker 10 (30:28):
Oh look at these dogs they came to play tonight.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
The falls are slow out there.

Speaker 10 (30:33):
Like Herbie, calm down, bro, But he should be falls.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
No, he shouldn't be anything. I think he does a
good job being a partial. I have him coming over
to a bobbycast on Netflix. Oh yeah, unless he can't.
I mean he can always cancel. But yeah, next couple
of weeks.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
He lives here, right, he does.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
He's definitely down the middle. But I would say Fowler, and.

Speaker 10 (30:52):
People don't know these guys, but Fowler goes all the
way on a team that I'm not rooting for.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Well, I'm sorry I didn't respond to your text. She
must have texted my own old number. Yeah, I'll get
the new one.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
You know what's funny about your new number is I
save it under a different name, Like you're not Bobby,
your different name, And now my kids are like, hey,
will you call, and then they refer to you by
that name, Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
The new name in your phone. A lunchbox has a
tipping etiquette question about a bartender.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Yeah, so we were at a restaurant and we were
sitting at a table in the bar was empty, and
we sat there, we ordered our food whatever, and the
kids thought it'd be funny to go sit on bar stools,
so they got up on the bar stools. And the
bartender was nice and came over and, oh, can I
take your order? And gave them waters and then orange slices,
and they ate orange slices, and then she brought them
more orange slices than they're like all right, thanks, we're

(31:40):
gonna go back and eat our food now. So was
I supposed to tip the bartender.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
For doing all that extra work, all that extra effort.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Yeah, like, but she wasn't our server. She was just
entertaining them for like five minutes while we waited for
our food.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Did they order anything? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I got waters and orange slices.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
They ordered orange slices or she did bring them. She
brought orange sl I see, yeah, they used the bar.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
I mean that's someone going above me on with service
exactly in no way what they expected to. It's not
even their job to do that.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah, So I think, yeah, you throw a little something
her way, A little something would you do?

Speaker 3 (32:19):
No?

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I mean I didn't tip. I didn't buy anything. I
didn't buy anything from her, So I didn't tip her.
And then I just thought about it, and I'm like,
so could have I told my server, Hey man, you
need to split that with the bar tender.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
No, you're tipping him on what he did, That's what
I'm saying. How would I tip her? Then you give
him five bucks? You go, hey, can I venmo you?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh? Yeah, well I didn't. I just thought about it later.
I was like, oh, I wonder.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
If that was a because like, let's think of it
this way, the bar is like a seated station. Now
they've got glasses there to clean that. It's taking it
like if if your kids were just go over to
another random table and sit down.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
But I think it's more about the service of get
in the waters in the orange slices. No, I know,
it's if someone just sits at a bar. I don't
think you tip if you're not getting anything, like buying anything.
And the kids didn't buy anything.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh true, I think.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
You missed a good opportunity of teaching him how to
be at a bar, right like you you order a
glass of water.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Right on the rock. This is dry.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
No, no, they didn't. Then they started watching whatever supporting
of it was on TVD. They turned look at the tv.
You're watching the game, and then you're about to leave.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Give him a couple of bucks, all right, I just
didn't give her a couple of bucks because of the
service she provides.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Yeah, yeah, because on.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
The bill would be zero dollars. So I mean twenty
percent of zero is.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
But you're not looking at the percentage.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
You're just because you didn't buy it.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
You're just tipping the bartender man for being awesome.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I didn't. I didn't do it. I just didn't realize
that was it. I didn't realize that was what we
were supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
That's that was my question supposed to.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I don't know if you're supposed to. Would it have
been nice? And did she go out of her way
to help you? Yeah? And does she live on tips? Yeah?
So that probably would have been welcomed. But I don't
think you were supposed to because she wasn't supposed to
come over and help you, but she did out of
the kindness of her hearse. You could have met that
with the kindness of your heart.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
She wouldn't. I mean, I told her, thank you.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
So I met her with kindness, with kindness.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Than she was able to pay a bill with that. Yeah, yeah,
this is let your bill. Well, I got to thank
you for my guy looked like Doug Funny.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Can I pay with that?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
What can I? How much will this pay for?

Speaker 5 (34:21):
I told you guys that I was at a restaurant
one time and the weight was like thirty minutes to
sit down, and so my mom and I went to
the bar. We ordered a drink and we sat there
to drink it, and the guy was like, hey, if
you're waiting for a table, like, get off my bar
so someone else can come and see you're taking if
the bar's full. Yes, I'm How do you know I'm

(34:42):
waiting for a table. I didn't tell you I was
waiting for a table. What if I'm drinking my beer
at the bar?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Are you going to take your beer to your table
or are you going to close out at the bar?

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I will when they call my name, But at the moment,
I am your customer at a beer from him?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Yeah, my wife, my mom got a wine. I got
a beer.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
We sat there, he was out with him.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
I did close up because we're waiting for a table,
and he says, all right, you got your drink, get
out of here so someone else can come. I like, no,
I'm sitting here with my drink that I ordered. It's
just a jerk too, And I didn't.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I didn't move. I showed him.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah, weird, he would say that. But also you would
hope that if you were sitting there a long time
just nursing one drink, you would get up just because
that's his money. That's how he's going to make his pay,
his bills, his people sitting there. It's like sitting at
a table after you finish eating in prime time. You
know each food, have a conversation, get out because they
they're gonna turn that table and somebody else is gonna
sit down so they can make more money, like you're

(35:34):
keeping them from making money.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I know that's how he saw it.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well, no, that's how it's seen in service industry.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
If you order the drink at the bar, you sit.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
There as long as it takes to drink the drink.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Yeah, but you were nursing it. You know that you
were nursing it, just waiting on a table.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
He didn't even give me a chance to nurse it.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
I was just I had just gone to the question
where you're nursing it waiting on a table.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I took one sit right. But when he said you
can go now, but.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Answer the question where you're gonna nurse it until your
table's open.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I didn't get there, so I couldn't. I can't answer.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
That's saying one hundred people coming and do what you
were doing, which made him say and react that way,
And I agree, it's weird for him to say that.
So weird but that's why. Like, if you're taking up
spots and you're not there for the bar, you're actually
there to eat dinner. If you're taking up a spot,
they see you as someone's keeping them from making money
and paying their bills because you are.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
It was so weird that it probably happened six years ago,
and I remember what the dude looks like.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I wouldn't have done that. It feels a little rude,
but that's why. But it's like if someone's sitting at
a table and they finished eating a long time ago
and they're just there for forty five minutes, you're keeping
that server from making more money because you're holding up
their real estate. When someone else could sit down, they
could be serving them all right. Also, he could have
been having a bad day.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I think he did.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
But Eddie's like, I still remember exactly.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
You don't remember what he looks like. Picture him right now.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Let's see. I think that's it. I think we're pretty good.
Anything else that you want to add.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
No, but I'm going to do I'm going to do
a No, I'm not going to do it fast with you,
but I'm gonna tomorrow. I'm gonna play my own little
game after y'all do y'all stories, you know how after
you meet somebody who say their name three times, like
when Lunchock says a story in my head and be
like old guy with a dead wife, and we'll chirkle
into the airport, old guy with a dead wife.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
We just walk around whispering that crazy old guy with
a dead airport.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yes, stuff's stuff's falling from space.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Three heads, stuff's falling from space. Stuff everywhere.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It was my story, guys.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
You started it off yeads.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
On a stick.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
That's right, good job.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
You don't remember us talking about that.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
This is not good. This is not good.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Like one second before she asked that I was going
heads on a stick, heads on.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, I know, I knew, y'all knew, but I just
was like, oh, I didn't ask you if y'all remember
mine earlier and we were playing that game. But that's
gonna be my thing like tomorrow, when y'all do your
stories in my head, I'm gonna be just like i'd
memorize someone's name when I meet them.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
All right, Uh, that's it. We'll take a break. Thank you, guys.

Speaker 12 (38:05):
That's somebody who has fasted quite a bit myself. If
you're going to do a three day fast eddie where
you're legit not going to eat any food. You're gonna
want electrolyte in your water and you cannot drink behind
on the fast. That will screw everything up for you
if you're doing it for health reasons and spiritual reasons.

Speaker 13 (38:24):
I love your show.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, they waited to get our language right too, because
it's a twenty day fast.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
But you're only saying four days.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Liquid for four days, yeah, straight liquid.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
So that means nothing until you come back on Monday.
So you can go Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you can
eat nothing until Monday.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
But you're right, how close are you gonna get to God?
If you're drinking?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Probably closer, I think, yep, span your mind.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
You're doing LSD, you're drinking wine, but.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
I would I don't think he's gonna have a ton last.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
I'm going to be crazy to do LSDY very much
like have you ever wanted to do that?

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yeah? To do every drug. I've never done a single drug.
I wanted to do every drug.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
I mean, I would want to be in a very
controlled environment with.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Tied up my hands tied up.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I don't want to do it at a party.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I'm afraid that I would just be run down the
street button naked like because I did lose control.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Oh that's why you want to be tied up, got it?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, I need somebody to restract. Yeah. I think
I just need my mind to relax and open up.
The one time I got on laughing gas really.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Hard, dentist, Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Mean I went in and had some major work being done,
and it's hard for that gas to even like set
in because I'm wired so tight. And my dentist nos
hit me hard, hit me fast because it won't affect me.
And so I remember being so would the term be
high on laughing gas?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I remember being so high on laughing gas that I
understood that life was all about love. Yeah, And all
I could see I was in space. It was black.
It was black, there were no stars, it was black,
and I was like, I get it. Life is all
about love and relationships. And then it felt like I
was in there for five minutes, but it was an

(40:09):
hour or so. And what I started to hear was
vertical horizon. She's everything, but it was playing from a
like a speaker because they could keep music on.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Okay, that was real. It was real, but.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
And I was like, I'm herring vertical Horizon. But that
was me coming back to and it was the greatest,
like just feeling full with no worries moment that I've
ever had. And if I'm just afraid if I took
some drug, i'd be butt naked or like pooping at
someone's yard or humping a door all that.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
But yeah, it'd be cool.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
How do we get here?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Wine?

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Getting closer to God with the one I'm telling you,
I felt like I was.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
It's beautiful. It's a beautiful moment.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
So what's crazy, though, is you come back right and
then you just like.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, y all that God Fine, You're back to normal,
back to being would tight. Yeah, but I if that's
what people experience whenever they get like hi, like I
get it. It was awesome. But I'm just right, I
would be pursuing it all the time, every day, and
it would completely wreck my life because it all I'll
be focused on right's and I think that's what happens.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
Ends up being the problem.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Okay, so Eddie, can he have one glass of wine?

Speaker 1 (41:30):
You can have whatever? He wants sure. I think he's
going to use that as a crutch though, to get hungry.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Let drink because Eddie doesn't have an alcohol problem.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Correct, Thank you, Amy, you're clarifying that.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
No one said he did.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Well, it's just because you were thinking it.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
No, they needed to clarify. I was just saying, like
you would just have like a glass at night.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Are you going to continue this though for twenty days?
Meaning not the no food, but as your church is doing.
We're on Monday again, like Amy said, you're gonna have
to slowly bring yourself in with a SMOOTHI or something. Correct,
So you are going to do the whole twenty days?
When to do twenty days baby with nothing?

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Okay, that starts Thursday morning, so good luck tomorrow. But
the no, you're not punishing I.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
No, I'm just saying Thursday. I think I'll be fine,
right because I'll just start at Thursday. Friday, dude, I
may be just Friday will be bad, Friday will be
add Like, don't even look at me.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
If you're setting yourself up to feel that way, you'll
feel that way for sure. You guys can call us
if you want. We love to hear from you. Eight seven, seven,
seventy seven, Bobby, let's go to TJ, who lives in Indiana. Hey, TJ,
you're on the show. Hey guys, what's up, buddy?

Speaker 13 (42:40):
Hey? Not a lot. So. I am a pastor and
for quite a few years, I like to start every
year off with a thirty to forty day fast. I
do a pre fast diet that helps prepare the body.
It's a seven day diet. You lose a lot of

(43:00):
weight during that that seventy eight prep and then my
kids love when I fast because one of my outlets
is I cook and I try a lot of new
recipes and they get a taste everything.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So you cook, but don't eat.

Speaker 13 (43:17):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
That's like going clothes shopping but not wearing anything you
buy for yourself. That's crazy.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
Well, it's one of those things that you know the
first Like one of your other callers said, the first
few days, you know, you try to eat out of
habit and you get hungry those first three days. I
don't have to leave the room when my family eats.
I said, I'll drink a cup of.

Speaker 9 (43:43):
Broth or begin you know, something like that, and I
have no problem. It's again after the third fourth day
when the habitorial eating kind of goes away. And again
you got to make sure for me again as a pastor,
and I know you said you were doing it with
your church.

Speaker 13 (44:02):
You've got to make sure you're substituting the eating with
the prayer, because otherwise you're just dieting.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Your God, make me less hungry, right right, that'd be
part of the ractice, just that one. Uh TJ. I
really appreciate that call, Thank you very much. Sounds like
you're in a pretty windy place right now.

Speaker 13 (44:16):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm I've got my moon rip open
here in Indiana. Thirty seven degrees feels like twenty eight enjoying,
enjoying it man, Yeah, Park polar Bear.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
That's awesome, And thank you for the call. I hope
you have a great rest of the day.

Speaker 13 (44:32):
Hey, thanks you guys to be blessed.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
That's pretty solid way to hang out.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
And I like that.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
That's a pretty solid way to hang out. I'm not
gonna lie. It's a good it's a nice feeling.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Only his signature thing ate a whole sleeve of fin
Min's last night speaking of.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Eating, investing, Yeah, I and a whole.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Sleeve of thin mints. It's a rough day yesterday.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
So what what happened?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Just in general? I went to physical therapy from my
ankle my foot because I had surgery what two and
a half months ago, and it was I got cleared
to do some work on it. So I got u
on this treadmill where they take some of your weight off.
You get in basically a contraption and it holds a
little bit of your weight up and I was doing
seventy percent and I just felt like an electric shock,
really bad on my bad foot ankle, and I was
just demoralized. Its just demorlized.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
So did you speak up?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Oh yeah, I stopped it and then I stopped it
and uh you know the therapist, yeah, p tear that guy.
Yeah it's awesome. Name's Daniel. And he was like, we're
stopping and I was just going, oh, this sucks. I
hope it's not hurt. It's like, it's not hurt, You're
not reinjured. But had a bad day. So I went

(45:36):
home and medicated with thin mints. It is what it is, man,
I'm not proud of it. I get that A whole
sleep frozen though, had them in the freezer of those
that they were ready. It was ready for me.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Is it a girl Scout season?

Speaker 4 (45:47):
It was?

Speaker 1 (45:47):
We ordered them? Oh dang, I missed it a few
weeks ago. I tered, like I told you three boxes
after I won the lottery. Oh yeah, you remember that.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
That's the way you've celebrated.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Yeah, and so I'm on third box now. I went hard.
The thing about frozen thing mits They're great, but they
warm super quick. They get back to room temperature way
quicker than normal cookies.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
You freeze other cookies.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
I freeze a lot of stuff.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
You ever do fruit riot? Oh my goodness?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
What fruit riot?

Speaker 13 (46:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
You guys are if you haven't done fruit rice?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Are the chocolate covered?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
No? No, it's like grapes that have like the sour sugar
on it. Mango that's like has the cayenne pepper on it.
You ever have fruit riot?

Speaker 9 (46:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
I have.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
They're really good. I freeze fruit Riot. I like to
freeze everything.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
And so did people do that with bang?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
The mug bang is when you get on video on
YouTube and you just eat and people watch you eat.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I feel like, did they eat fruit riot?

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I think they eat everything?

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Maybe your algorithms feeding your fruit.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Riot my bang frozen grapes though, those are delicious frozen grapes.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
But it's fruit Riot grapes with all the sour on it.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
So do you make them?

Speaker 1 (46:53):
It's fruit? Right?

Speaker 2 (46:54):
You buy it? Or it's made at home, like you
get the grapes and then put the stuff on it
and freeze it.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Right, buys?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Do you think I made something and named it for Riot? Guys?
I got this new thing.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Okay, clarify. Did your wife make no?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
No fruit Riot is like it's like a candy fruit.
Look it up, it's in a bag.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Okay, I see it now?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Did I make I don't do anything?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
That actually came up the other day? It's a shower.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
What came up that I don't do anything?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:22):
No, not that you don't do anything at all. It
was more of what was a bunch of us girls
sitting around shower.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
It's all you guys, all my wife's closest friends. Go ahead.
It was like, I'm not going to disagree, by the way, right.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
No, it wasn't slamming on you at all.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
It was more of does and sound like what are
they say?

Speaker 2 (47:43):
No, it was more of a genuine curiosity of how
you survived before, like how did you do how did
you do laundry?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
You know, like before you come to laundry now.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Because I said, well, you know he would he had
clean clothes, I think in our twenties and thirties.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah, like you did laundry.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah. Interesting, And it just sort of like, oh, I
don't know how because it's it says if now it's not.
But also the words the term weaponized incompetence came up
from some of the others about just why in general
that all.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
The time that I weaponize in competence.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Because it's like you were able to take care of yourself.
You had been with her now five years? What what?
How did you do it before?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
That's a great question, Thanks for asking. When I was
really broke, I washed my own clothes and I didn't
have nice clothes. And you can wash them all the
same color. You can wash them all hot water. Oh
that's very easy.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Did it all in hot water?

Speaker 13 (48:44):
Well?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Yeah, that's when you have to separate the colors. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Yeah, I would explain a lot.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
But Robin's color blind, so he probably was like everything looks.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Good, that's good.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
That would explain a lot. So when I would do
my laundry like that when I had no money, that
was fine. And then when I started to have some
money and I started to have no time, I just
send everything to the dry cleaner. But I would dry
clean the nice stuff and have them launder the clean stuff,
not nice stuff like T shirts and stuff. It was cheaper,
so I would just get laundry.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
You would send it off and they wash it and
full it in. But okay, so that's how you did.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It, uh huh. And so food wise, thanks for asking.
I used to go to Galaxy Cafe every day, like
twice a day near my house and just get there
and they had at a standing order. I drive home
from work, grab a bag of food, go back home.
But it was all about efficiency then, wasn't so much
about you know, nourishment, nutrition. It was just like gotta
eat so I can keep going. Yeah, those were the days.

(49:41):
But yeah, I know I don't don't. I mean, I
loa the dishwasher. Sometimes I take the trash out. That's
my thing, very much. I'll take the trash out with
that her even asking, yeah, wow, thank you, thank you,
She'll come back and go. You take the trash out.
I was like, sure, did, thank you for noticing I
do that. I always take the dogs out. Dogs are
very much my thing morning at night, in the day,
I feed the dogs. I definitely have my chores. I

(50:05):
don't do as much as she does. But also I
don't know how.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Oh yeah, you don't know how mm hmm. Weaponizing what
weaponized incompetence?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, she had me with that last night, by the way,
Oh really about what?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (50:20):
I was like, she was making dinner and she was like,
I made dinner. It's up on the stove. And I said, well,
you made me a plate and she was like, well,
why don't you do it? I said, well, it's been
out a little bit and it's kind of cool. It's
cool and you heat it up really good and when
you make the plate it's all divided into perfect And
she's like, you know how to do that, like you're smart,

(50:41):
and I'm like, I don't do it as good as you.
She goes, you just weaponized a confidence and then she
made me a plate. It was awesome. This is great.
I think she doesn't want to hear the whining.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, that's sometimes how it is with our kids.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's like she is taking It's like, what's the what
annoys her the least actually making it and heating it
up for me or hearing me wine. And I think
what annoys her least is her having to heat up food,
and because she does, she divides it perfect on a
plate that's nice and it's heated properly, like she'lt blows

(51:17):
my mind. She will heat something up and then she
will in the middle open it up, stir it and
put it back into heat again where I heat it
and I go in it. Like I had some mashed
potatoes I was heating up yesterday for lunch, and I
was doing it myself. She wasn't there and they were
smoking hot on the outside and inside.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Cold it because yeah, you're.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
But you know what, I just ate it. I just
said it and made it cold the metal like a man.
So yeah, that's what's up. Okay, how do we get
on this?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yeah? Yeah, cooking, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
You guys can hit us up if you want. Eight
seven seven seventy seven. Bobby, Thank you. All right, that's
it for today. Thank you everybody for listening to part
two here. Appreciate you. If you don't mind, find something
funny we talk about you don't mind sharing it on
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