WEDS PT 1: Amy's Interested In An Older Man + Listener Furious With Bobby + Amy On How To Survive A Kidnapping

Amy talked about a 79-Year-Old Multi-Millionaire who is looking for a younger woman to be in a relationship with and take care of financially. Bobby asks Amy a question that he hopes doesn't offend her. A listener called in to share his frustrations with Bobby and something he said on the show recently. We address his concerns to see if he has a reason to sound so angry. Our voicemails were flooded with listeners giving their thoughts if Eddie is hot or not. The verdict is in! Amy shared tips from a survivor on how to survive a kidnapping.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good transmitting America.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Yes, Liza, what's up?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Welcome to Wednesday show more in a studio.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, what's happening with this old guy?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
So he's seventy nine years old and he is actively
looking for a younger life to inherit everything he has
when he dies, like a younger wife. Yeah, and I'm
younger than seventy nine.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Now is he open about I want someone young because
I'm old and that would be fun. And if you
have the ability to give me fun, I give you
all my stuff, like it's all that transparent.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Yes, I think there's just one hiccup with me. It's
that I do think he wants to create offspring?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is that babies?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah? I can still do that though.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Why is this about you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Are you considering this?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
No, I'm not, but I kind of thought, like some
of the criteria, I'm younger than seventy nine, I'm single.
I could handle his fortune, yeah, because that's when he's
looking for someone to inherit his fortune, his historic estate
and his family title. Because he is Sir Benjamin.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Slade, so he's British. Can I ask a question and
you only be a little bit offended. Okay, yeah, be
too old to be a seventy nine year old young girl.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Oh no, am, I I kind of thought, Okay, I
know if he was sixty nine or something, I may
not be, or fifty nine, they probably want younger. But
I thought seventy nine. Surely a seventy nine year old
would look at a forty five year old and be like,
you are so young.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think he probably.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I think to guys, young is the same regardless of
how old they get. If you're an old man, I
think you want if you're seventy nine and you're like,
I want someone young, so I give him all my stuff,
But they got to be young and hot.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I think you want somebody twenty five to thirty two.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Here's the thing, Like, if he's a multi multi millionaire,
I don't know why he is a found anybody because
over the years he's used newspaper ads, television appearances, and
even dating apps in search of his future wife.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
So something's up with him more than just what we
know here, Like he might stink or something real bad,
but even then he's going to die any minute.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
He has offered a generous lifestyle, including housing on the
estate and a substantial annual allowance, which I had to
google to figure out a little bit further what that
might be. And it's I saw one report said sixty
six thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
A month says annual allowance.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's notice, that's what I thought that sugar Mama. No, no,
if you're going to sugar Mama to somebody really wealthy,
you're needing fifty grand a month.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, I honestly thought it was sixty six thousand.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
And access to the private jet and the ability to
have nights with your trainer.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
It says sixty six thousand a year for a quote
good breeder. That sounds terrible.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Dude, I'm starting to fall out of love with him
the more Amy talked about him.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, his unusual search has sparked debate online.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Shocker and have a kid at seventy nine, you have
the right to do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
It does feel a little bit selfish.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
All he cares about is continuing his family line, right,
like his bloodline.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Theovonn's dad was in his seventies, Theovonne the podcast or
when he had him, that's a pretty crazy story.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And then he like from El Salvador or something or
from another country THEO. Yeah, THEO was like, he's.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
THEO from Louisiana. Some would say.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, but one of his parents is like from another country.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Oh yeah, you want to see what it looks like.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He kind of looks like Prince Charles.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Is he attractive any No enough not to me?

Speaker 3 (03:42):
No, but is he attractive enough? Let's say it was
fifty grand a month he heard his name? Could you
get naked with him?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:50):
No? I like no, it's you're breathing. And when you
started the story, you were like.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I can do it.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I was saying it just sort of just joking with
you guys, like, look at the story I found, and
I'm single, I'm younger than seventy nine. I'm not serious.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'm surprised there's not some opportunistic twenty eight year old
is hot.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's like, that's what That's why I'm confused. You would
think between all these different different ways he's tried to
find someone, what is up?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Ask a favor? Yeah? Will you just apply and see
what happens?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Apply?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Isn't there like some link like yeah, click click here
to see if he likes you.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I don't think I am gonna apply, but you.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Can get on his LinkedIn or something find him there.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
What if you make the cut?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
That's a reality.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
I mean the house is beautiful.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now she's commitcing herself again, all right, I like.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
It's a fifty room estate.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
How do you even keep how do you write it up?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like we have a housekeeper that will come a couple
times a week.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Even when you say every time you say that, I'm like,
I think you're saying a couple of times a month
with then you say a couple of times a week.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah, I'm just being honest with you. And we got
like five rooms. You imagine a housekeeper is gonna have
to live there to have fifty rooms.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
But I would think, like, no one's ever in the room,
so you never have to clean them.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Really most of the great point but.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Dust Because I would say that too.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
He didn't worry about it. It's like I gets dusty,
So good luck. I hope it works out for you.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I would imagine he has a live in probably staff.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, all right, well we're rooting for you.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's the anonymous sin Bush, Anonymous sin Bar.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
There's a question to because.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Hello, Bobby Bones, my husband is one of those people
who believes money is meant to be spent. If he
sees something he wants, he buys it. He makes decent money.
We have decent money, but it feels like we're constantly
living paycheck to paycheck, even though that's the case. A
year ago, I started quietly moving a small amount of
money from each paycheck into a separate savings account he
doesn't know about. At first, I just to fight it

(06:00):
emergency fund. But now it's also become our future vacation fund,
because otherwise I don't think we'd save up enough to
take a meaningful trip. I'm starting to feel guilty for
hiding it. Is it wrong to keep a secret savings account?
If I'm doing it to protect our financial future, signed
why for a secret account?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
So all right, let's break this down.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I think if the real reason is you're doing it
for the family, I feel like it's way less dishonest.
I feel like if a little bit of your heart
is doing it in case you decide to have a divorce,
a divorce or just in case, I think that that's
a little more dishonest. But sometimes you gotta just agree
for sure. But you're taking money from both of yours

(06:45):
I agree. If you were like doing an Etsy shop
or turning tricks or something on the side like that
would be different.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You can't catch that one, No, I caught it. Okay, good.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
But I think if you're genuinely doing it for the family,
as an emergency fund for the family or vacation fund
for the family, I don't hate it because what you're
doing in secrecy is actually for the family.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Your thoughts.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I just am concerned that you have to be sneaky
with this.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
He's an idiot with money. Well, I know you're not
going to fix that.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
When did you learn you married an idiot?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I know? I My wife sometimes like when did you
learn you married an idiot? Not about money but about
other stuff? And sometimes she's like a year in she'll
answer it.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I would just hope that I'm with someone that we
can have a conversation and be like, look, this is
what I'm going to do for us. You don't have
to worry about it. I'm putting this money over here,
We're not going to touch it, and you should be
able to trust that.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
He's like, okay, cool, but you're not.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
For sake of this argument, she can't have that conversation
with him because he sees something, he wants it, he
buys it. Isn't that like a Sabrina Carpenter song.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I buy it, I.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Want it.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I think this is a again. I love nuance. It is
a nuanced answer. I think if you're doing it for
the sake of the family, it's okay. If you're doing
it to hide for you to buy you some stuff
or to have in case that stuff doesn't work out,
I think it's a bit different.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Can you jump on board, Dad?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I mean yes, I do see the difference, and I
just I hope that maybe they can get to a
season in their life. Ever, there's no hope. Okay, well
that sounds like fun.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
It'd be like Eddie taking over his family's money. That
would be terrible, right, Like he just doesn't because he can't.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
But here's the deal. I think what she's doing is cool.
But then present it as like, hey, I haven't been
telling you.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
This because you're an idiot, because but look I've.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Been saving money, and look we're going on vacation. So
now let's do let's not make this a secret anymore,
and now let's save money.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Stupid, Like, you can see how cool this is.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Use it as proof rebuttal yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Man, if you're writing a book, that's a great way
to finish the book and everybody lives happily ever after. However,
once you do that, even if you go on vacation,
you can't continue to save in the account or he's
going to know what you're up to for now on
for the history of time. Right, So if you're gonna
one off, I saved up for a vacation, here's what
I did.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
You can't do that anymore because he's gonna know what
you're up to.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
But you don't think he's gonna see that and be like, ah, man,
maybe I shouldn't be that done with.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
It for a minute, and then he's gonna go, hey,
instead of saving, I want to buy baseball cards. I
understand with why that would be a great option, but
you just can't do it anymore once you reveal that.
So yeah, good luck, I would say, since you're doing
it for the family, it's okay. You're just building an
insurance policy for your family, and that's great, so yeah,

(09:49):
keep doing it.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Just don't run away. Don't run off.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Don't run off with the poll boy with your money
that you saved. All right, there you go, close it up,
all right, smells here we go.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
Hey, guys, I just listening to the podcast and the
questioning about about Eddie. Yes, Eddie is hot. It is
smoking hot, and I'm not talking about his chicken has
been the hottest summer show and continues to be the
hottest summer show. Let's see what happens when you put
his hat backwards? If you know, you know, am all right, lady,
happy to day.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
She sounds like one of those late nineties early two
thousand commercials where she's like, Hey, I'm mindy and I'm
so hot.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I'm single all the time.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
No guy wants to talk to me because there because
they're intimidating, so call me.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
I'm lonely.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, I remember those what's your hat looks like? Backwards?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't well, why why I don't understand that?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
If you know, you know, because girls like hats backwards?

Speaker 1 (10:43):
Oh they do?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I do, really, you.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Know, you know, I didn't know, so I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I don't know, mindy.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
But is it like a mode that you turn into
when you turn the hat backwards, or is it like always?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I guess it's maybe it's a mode.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Have you ever seen Over the Top?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Is that a move?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah? No, Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling. He's a truck driver
by day and arm wrestles by night. No.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
And when he turns his hat around, that's when he's
like into it. That means he's gonna win.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
It goes next level.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It's when Hulkoge starts shaking his head like you ain't
gonna hurt me.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
None of that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
No, I don't know, but let's see.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
No, I think you should watch Over the Top at
some point.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Doesn't sound like I would like it at all?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Is Sylvester salone? Truck driver arm wrestler?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
If you have fun, you have to review?

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh do you know his son's riding with him in
the truck? Yeah, Like they have a problem in their life.
I believe Sylvester Stallone and the mom are divorced or
at least going through problems. And so it's how the
Sun spends time with him as he gets in the
truck and goes and while he drives, since he's right handed,
he has this like contraption that he's always pulling while
he's driving to drink in his arms.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
What year did this movie come out?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Let's guess eighty six.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, that's a song at eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Eighty seven. Okay, you love it, Amy.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Watch it.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I have never heard of this movie.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
And if you wear lot backwards you love it.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Okay, I know, But also, Selester stallone for me, it's
not going to matter.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Young lord, No, young stallone.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
The next time we have a punishment or a game,
I want to put that for Amy. Make a note,
you got it, because we need to have her eat pickles.
While watching Over the Top, gosh, all right, give me
number two.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Y'all are talking about Eddie being attractive or not. All
I can picture is that episode of the Office where
they're not that giant poster of the Hillary swank and
they're all trying to figure out is she hot or
is she not? So I think obviously the answer is
you need to put out a giant picture of Eddie
and have everybody in the building weigh in on it.
But no, Eddie, you are attractive. Love the show.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
I'm not saying this in a bad way. I'm surprised
you're so hot. No, no, but you were kind of
saying in a bad way because you were surprised. Not
in a bad way, I just didn't think of you
like that. But I did say I could be wrong.
I mean to be fair, I don't think of you
like that, but no one asked you know what I'm
say saying. It's like, you know, friends don't look at
the other friend and be like, is he hot or
is he not?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, that's not true.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yeah, there are friends that I have that I can
look at and go, yeah, good looking friend.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Definitely if we're out.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Oh, you hadn't thought that about Eddie.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I feel like we're the same, Like we've been friends
for a long time.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Well I know, but he says he has friends he
looks at and like it doesn't matter what.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Year, but there are friends. Okay. If I go with
Brett Eldridge to sing, we go out, that's he's tall, he's.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Good looking, I understand that he's better looking than me,
and then people are just gonna look.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
So then I gotta be the phony Cally.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, sure, Andy Roddick, I get it.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Where did he come from?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
He's a good looking in front of yours? Yeah, you know,
I get it. But me, I'm just your friend.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Eddie keeps bringing dudes out of nowhere and just tossing
him in.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Okay, give me number three.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
Calling in to confirm that, yes, Eddie is absolutely.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Hot, and just so there's no question Eddie is way
hotter than Lunchbox and Bobby.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
You are like an eight eight and a half.

Speaker 9 (13:59):
I think Eddie's like seven seven.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
And a half.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
And then lunch can figure it out from there. All right,
thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Oh so she put you above Eddie.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I don't want to be in this mix.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
So and she left Lunchbox that fill in the blank.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't want to be We're not in them. This
is about you, and I don't even know how it
got to me. Well, because a listener had asked me,
you do understand that Eddie is really good looking? Why
don't you guys talk about that. I didn't understand that,
and I wasn't saying in a bad way. I just
didn't consider you someone that would be known for their

(14:31):
physical attractiveness.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
If you're not known for your ugliness.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
I'm definitely never been known as my as someone physically attractive.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yeah, so really weird.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
I appreciate all the voicemails, but this is something I'm
living with and adjusting to two things, having a baby
and Eddie's hot.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Is this something you have to be convinced of or like.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
No, I can be wrong. I can understand that I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
So this is bizarre hot stuff?

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Who knew me? A roofing truck spilled a bunch of
nails on the highway. Guess what happened?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Flat tires sharking over it.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Everybody got flats and Colorado has semi carrying roofing supplies
lost part of the load.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
Nail My good, that stinks. That's from nine News.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
According to Colorado State Patrol, an assortment of nails and
screws dropped off the truck. More than fifty drivers were
affected driving down the road. Dang, that is terrible. I
mean that tire place in that town, though, is like,
let's go baby.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
I bet they didn't have enough. They're back ordered on tires.
There's another one. It's a little worse. It's one of
those scam stories.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
This woman was seventy six and she had been sending
all of her money to Liam Neeson, the actor.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
From Taking He needed help.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, and it wasn't him, spoiler, it was someone scamming her.
She was so insistent that she ended up being arrested
herself for striking family member who took her phone to
keep her from sending money to Liam Neeson. Yeah, she
was scammed of one hundred and sixty thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
I mean, that's that's why they cast such a wide net,
and it works for them because occasionally they get someone
so vulnerable.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
That's from the smoking gun.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Is there like a draft between scammers where they pick
celebrities they get to be because Liam Neeson's got to
be forty third forty four, it's not very high, Like
you really wanted to go with the Brad Pitt Timothy
Shallow May you.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Know, well, she's not someone like HER's not going to
know Timothy Shelmay. Wow, how old is she?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Liam Neeson's a good option for seventy six if.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
We were drafting celebrities to pose as to scam with.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
You don't think Liam Neeson's a vibe.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
It's a vibe. Yeah, it wouldn't be who I'd picked,
though you like it?

Speaker 10 (16:52):
Maybe if you sick, because I'm like, I guess to
your point, Yeah, there are other I might pick because
he's older, and he also is attractive and has a
demeanor that's like British.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Yeah, what celebrity would you draft at number one overall
in the scammer draft? Eddie have one? Yeah, Goslin, Ryan Gosling. Oh,
for sure, it's a good one. That'd be a great scam.
I might even fall for that one. Oh. I do
think there's a demographic element to this where a seventy
six year old isn't going to fall for a chalameer

(17:31):
Ryan Gosling. And they're also the most vulnerable. And you'd
be in your little scam meeting going all right, we'll
probably have better luck with the sixty five plus crowd.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
You know, who would you draft?

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Bradley Cooper?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Solid scam draft, lunchbox scam draft?

Speaker 11 (17:45):
Yeah, my first thought, but I have to change because Bobby,
you made a great point. The younger demographic's not going
to fall for the scam. My first thought was Taylor Swift,
but she has a younger demographic, so I'm going Tom Hanks.
He's older, seems like the nicest guy and people, he's
America's like favorite actor. He would get a lot of money.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
All I didn't think about being a woman because if
I'm scamming, yeah, I could be a woman, but I
feel like are older men vulnerable men falling for these
scams or is it women?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
So if I were going to be a woman, what
I would do is I'd pick somebody famous. You have
to be really famous, so like a Megan Fox, I
could scam dudes that aren't.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Even hold Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Yeah, so I'll go, Yeah, I'll just hot, So I'll
send my bikini pictures to some dude.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'll be Megan Fox. That's how my scam draft.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Because I feel like older women fall for it and
just stupid guys because they're like, oh, I'll go talk
to me.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I'd give them money.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Speaking of money, these Indiana lottery winners are losing out
on a one hundred thousand dollars payday over a technical
issue lunchbox. I don't know if you saw this story,
because they scratched it and said they won one hundred thousand,
but they didn't.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Right, they really only won twenty dollars. But is this
the ticket was messed up?

Speaker 11 (18:58):
Yeah, the ticket and the was messed up or the
scanner were just reading it wrong. So they had to
halt sales to try to correct the error. And so
when they went to the lottery office, like oh no, no, no,
you really only.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Won twenty dollars.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
I know, you got excited and we're going crazy because
you thought you won one hundred thousand.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
But you really only won twenty dollars, not thousand. What
was wrong?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Like what did it say on the actual ticket?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
So there was like a rocket, right, it was called
a space Invader's cash invasion, and you scratch it off
and if you got this rocket, the next number you scratched,
you won that amount of money, and so it was
like what a slot machine says you won. Yeah, and
they come over and they're like, oh, there was a
mess up. You actually didn't win. That's what it feels like.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I feel like they need to pay it out because
if it says that the rocket and the number behind
it is the amount, and the amount is what one
hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Lottery officials say the problems timed from a printing map,
not my problem, validation error that. But I'm sure it's
in the back little words on that ticket though that
if there's a print problem, that stinks for them. Fox
fifty nine with that story. Here's one that's I think
this is a positive one Alzheimer's patients, especially this one
who was a part of the study is getting speech back,

(20:11):
bladder control, and memory back because of the groundbreaking drug trials.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Saw that.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Now the drug trial is actually psychedelics. Let's go baby, okay,
And this would be a drug that ten years ago.
Oh that's a drug. We don't need to do drugs,
but it's natural. It's a mushroom, right okay. But you
could say the same thing about a lot of drugs, right.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Yeah, which psychedelic does it say?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah, they do mention mushrooms, so mushally in this Yeah,
magic mushrooms. It's the compound that's found in magic mushrooms.
But you just are walking that line now where you
have a lot of folks that are like drugs are bad,
but they're finding that some of these drugs that have
been quote bad for so long are actually helping people
with things like dementia, Alzheimer's.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I have Alzheimer's,
like mushroom mital give me whatever, trial me up.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
And I think anyone that has knows someone that has.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
We don't need to do drugs, but it's natural. It's
a mushroom, right okay. But you could say the same
thing about.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
A lot of drugs, right, which psychedelic does it say?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah, they do mention mushrooms so mushily in this Yeah,
magic mushrooms. It's the compound that's found in magic mushrooms.
But you just are walking that line now where you
have a lot of folks that are like drugs are bad,
but they're finding that some of these drugs that have
been quote bad for so long are actually helping people
with things like dementia Alzheimer's.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, oh yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I
have Alzheimer's, like mushroom mital, give me whatever, trial me up.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
And I think anyone that has knows someone that has
Alzheimer's and has been no against drugs their whole life,
they would easily shift if they found out that.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Amy and her mom having cancer and her mom doing
medical marijuana changed her life, actually made her feel and
eat like normal for the first time.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, we had to buy it illegal.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
There's a complicated relationships right with drugs in this country.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well, I mean I'm like, Okay, at
the hospital they're giving her synthetic marijuana, Okay, we're allowed
to do that. But then at home in our living room,
watching the voice she can't smoke a little to.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Literally make her feel better, though, to give it where
you're always anti until it affects you, this is just
generally across the board. You're always anti everything until it
affects You're like, well maybe maybe if my you know,
dad has cancer, maybe I can do it. I know
I've been against it for so long, but maybe you're
always anti it until it comes into play in your life.
But I've never I've never smoked anything, not even a brisket.

(22:37):
I mean literally, I've smoked nothing, no drug. But I'm
so pro it. I'm so pro, so pro, so pro.
That story is from the New York Post. So I
love positive stories like that where you're seeing people's health
get better because of it.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
All Right, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
So if you are ever in a situation where you're
being kidnapped, I have tips from someone that survived at
kidnapping and she's made her whole page about helping people
survive situations like this.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
So anytime there's a possible abduction of any sort.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yes, and her handle is with Mila Official and her
number one tip is to drop like your full body
weight on the ground, immediate dead weight, no hesitation.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Man, that dead weight will get you even if you're
not trying to kidnap somebody. Let's just say, if I
pick somebody up and they hit you with the dead weight,
that's hell.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, my kids do it all the time.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Then you start screaming specifics instead of saying help or
just trying to scream as ud as. You can get
very specific and say call nine one one, blue van
parking lot. These specifics trigger action. People respond when they
know exactly what to do.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
If I heard someone you'll call nine one one, I
think I would just start calling nine one one and
figure out what was happening later.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I think that works.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah, if you yell well, obviously we're all I just
said it now and my phone didn't do anything. But
could if I just say call nine one one. Our
phones don't respond to that. Have to say like, hey
call nine one one.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, okay, but people could respond. I think if someone's
yelling help, I'm looking around curious trying to find it,
and if I don't for a minute, I'm like somebody's
messing around.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
If someone's only call.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Nine one one, I'm calling nine one one and then
trying to find what the problem is.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
It's a whole different order. Help could be I.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Dropped my phone in the sewer, Yeah, call nine one
one is not that?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
What about blue van?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I think that's secondary, but I think that is effective
because I would think, like I heard somebody screaming, what
were they saying?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Blue van?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah? And then you look around and you're like, oh,
there's a blue van. I would think even for the
kidnapper to hear that you're being so specific calling out
details about then.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Yeah, like a beard, I'm like, who's tea where they go? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wranglers okay, okay, okay, And.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Then he says, never get in now. Obviously that's stuff.
It's hard to do, but if you do make yourself
heavy with your dead weight, your screaming specifics, then you're
hopefully setting up a situation where you're not put in
a car. Take into a second location. Because she said
a second location is where hope ends.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I'm sure that's where the trafficking starts to happen, all right,
the second location, because there's somebody there and there's efficiency
with whatever that second location is.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Like the first is the hold, right, Like, all right,
we've got this person, we are holding them what do
you want us to do with them next?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
And then when they get to that second spot, it's
already known what's going to happen because they've done it
so many times.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
So like when you're gonna fight, fight as hard as
you can at the first location and.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Go for eyes nut and Wiener, And I would say,
if you could twist Wiener, like hit nuts, but try
to twist and pull off Wiener.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay, just such a vulnerable area.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I would even say a tickle, so like tickles get them. Man,
there's like I can't take it, you.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
Know, I know it sounds where like where like ribs
are like a horse eating corn.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Our conversations turned into the stupidest conversation.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
What are you talking about? Horse eating corn?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
The knee?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
But that's very ticklish, I would think, though, an abductor
is not in the mood to be tickled. And if
you're not in the mood to be tickled, you're not
gonna get tickled. If I'm doing squats, let's just just
throw a scenario at you, and I'm looking heavyweight. You
tried to me, I'm not gonna be ticklish. I'd be like,
I'm annoyed. You wouldn't drop the weights if I know
I want it, you try to tickle me. If I'm
doing something with intensity and extreme focus, you're not gonna
be able to tickle me. I wish we could test

(26:41):
that without you getting really hurt. Yeah I can't, though,
Yeah I can't. I'm just surprised you didn't know horse
eating corn?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Uh uh yeah, that's the part right what.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
I like right here?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
When you do this, what would they say where you're
from in the valley? Would they say, like, uhlot horse?
I think as far as the tickle goes, they would
just say, hey, squeeze the knee.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, no, nobody said because it was like a thing.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's like I've never heard before. Good tips. Do you
have anything on your keychain?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I have a birdie?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
No idea what that is.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
It's a It sounds an alarm like you pull it
and it's very loud.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Good Can you do it now?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
No? You don't want me to do it now?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Well, you guys, that's why he asked you wants you
to do it?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
You want? I mean, I can bring my birdie tomorrow.
I just don't have it right now.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Why would you have it if you don't carry it?
With you, Well, what's the having.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I know that's a really good question. It just somehow
made its way into my room. I know exactly where
it is, to my drawer.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
There.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I know it's a drawer Birdie's.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, next to my bear spray.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
That makes a little more sense of a home invaders
coming in.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, I told you all a few weeks ago I
ordered bear spray. That's because the listener emailed me and
told me to do that.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
At anyway, heavyweight, natural body weight, drop.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Full body weight, scream specifics.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
I would say specific, call nine one one. That's the
first one.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Call nine one one, yeah, and then never get in
fight what that one is.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
At the first location, we should changed three to pull
or bite wiener Okay, Like.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Yeah, you can get specific with how you want to fight. Okay,
at first location, let's just bite what your I thought
he had tight wranglers on, Like how I mean if
he's wearing sweats, that might.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Be wearing sweats, or he's naked and it's poked the
eye right O guye kick Okay, I think we have
the name of our new band, guys kick. Did you
see the guy at the bank that needed to fill
his money?

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh, you were there.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah, I had to go by the bank to sign
something totally separate, Like he was there depositing a check,
got the cash out, felt it, and then handed it
back to the teller. Was he blind Nope, No, he
was old. After he walked away, I said, well, that
was interesting, and the teller just said he does it
every time.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Ah, he goes in cash. Is wants to feel the
actual money in the bank.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Why why I can only guess why. I go to
feel like, oh, this is my money, I have it,
it's here, and now I'm giving it to the bank.
But I know it's mine, like I you know, that's
trust issues.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Or is it some sort of like mental illness?

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Oh well, I didn't see it as a mental illness,
a mental illness like Eddie makes fun of me because
I have to black everything out to it at an
extreme level and if it's not.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
But if that's not, it's an effect my day.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Sure, Okay. For him, maybe he grew up in an
era where he was used to having cash and now
he has to trust.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Age a bank around express amy.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I'm leaning towards mental illness. Because like there's got to
be something where he doesn't trust that the money is
still there once he deposits it.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Well, maybe that's just a conspiracy.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Trust issues is not It's not.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
No.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I would say things like have a light very very
very light OCD. I think just generally, am mylne I
think that's considered like a mental illness.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I just feel like when some if it applies to
say that, ain't right it's mental illness.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
What if it's more of an abundance thing of like
he wants to touch the money, feel the money so
you can make more money.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Lunchbocks did not want to direct direct deposit for long?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Okay, yes, And when I saw this old man, I thought,
is this Lunchbox in the future, because Lunchbox has a
really hard time handing his money over to the bank.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
But he's already You're already doing direct deposits though, right
they made you.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
They forced me to do it. I had no choice.

Speaker 11 (30:54):
They said either you don't get paid or you do
direct deposit. So I said, I guess I'll do direct deposit.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
But do you ever think about going to the bank
to withdraw some of your money to make sure that
it's there and touch it.

Speaker 7 (31:05):
No.

Speaker 11 (31:05):
I do go by the bank, you know, every few
weeks just to check my account like balance and everything,
so they can show me that, hey, it's really in there.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Why don't you log in online?

Speaker 5 (31:14):
Dude? Man, they can lie online.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I want you to lie on their computer, unless you're
making them roll the money up in a wheelbarrow. They
can lie on that computer as easy as they could
land the computer in your house.

Speaker 11 (31:25):
It just feels better to know their bank computers have
the same thing that online has, and you know it's there.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, So he is this guy Lunchbots is this guy.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
I check my banking accounts at least five to seven
times a day.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
But that's not me.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Not believing it's there. Right, that's a difference.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
That's part of your mentalness. Yeah, that's okay though.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
And we all have a little and so like in
a savings kind of checking account whatever. I will shift
money to make sure all the zeros end on zeros, okay,
and trying to do the best thing I can do
to make sure they all are like complete zero numbers.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
I don't like the word illness.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, am I Well no, then I don't know what
that means. Yeah, now you're having to say it. I've
never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, it's interesting. I feel like I was lucky to
witness it.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Wake Up, Wake Up in.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
The morn.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
And it's on the radio, and the Dodgers keeps on time, lunchbox,
more Game two. Steve Bread haven't trying to put you
through fog. He's running this week's next bit.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
The Bobby's on the box, so you know what this.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
The Bobby balls?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
And now the Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Why are all the guy Lamas in therapy?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Why are the guy Lamas in therapy?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Because they're married to a bunch of Lama queens.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
That was the Morning Corning, all right, voicemail.

Speaker 9 (33:13):
I was calling to see why y'all have not talked
about this girl Kelsey that's rowing from California to Hawaii.
Is fascinating to watch. You can live track. It's wild.
Please talk about it. Thanks, buys.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
So I think we haven't told me something. To go
a little bit.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
And then yeah, it's interesting because she is rowing maybe
like a rowboat or a canoe.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I don't know the difference in the ocean.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
It looks a little more substantial than a canoe.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, the technology is better.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
He has got the rows on y Yeah, can you
imagine just a canoe?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
I watched her cook dinner the other day.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Oh, so you're watching like a live stream of her.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Something she had posted I ended up on her page.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Oh, oh yeah, maybe she has like saddle I phone
or some mike. What do you see about her? She's
about day twenty into this. It's supposed to take her
two to three months. She's still in the Pacific Ocean.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Oh my gosh. I did see recently that a storm
came in and took her off course by like.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
A lot of Oh that sucks.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
If she runs out of like sunblock, does somebody come
up beside her in a motor boat and drops them off,
or like a drunk, or does she have to have
all of her supplies with her the whole time when
she starts?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I don't know. I watched her pick out her dinner.
It looked like she had a lot of options tucked
away in this hole in the boat, and they're all
ziploc bagged, and she was really craving mashed potatoes. So
that's what she pulled out to heat up.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Yeah, she's currently on her emergency supply of water bottles.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Oh no, and she's having to eats with peanut butter.
Oh that's not good. Oh, I don't know what words
you just said. Oh tortillas, Oh tortilla. Did you not
understand what he said? No, I swear to you, I
didn't know what he did.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I was for the moment.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I didn't and I apologize, but I got to hit
you with a tortillas.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yes, and paying up.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
But we're rooting for Oh yeah, we've mentioned her, but
it is a pretty remarkable story.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
We hope she makes it. And why is she doing.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
This just to be the first woman?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Also, why do you watch so many people's like stories
and videos on food.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
It's like every day you got somebody else eating in
their car. Don't notice that every day? It's Amy's like, yeah,
well I was watching this guy eating this car.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Yeah, I guess. I also watched her sort of take
a bath, but like they filmed it. But yeah, it's
like it was interesting because it was her first time
in maybe the whole trip, and at that point she
was maybe twelve days in. She said it felt so
good to have the salt off her body. Because also
you have to think with the salt on her skin

(35:43):
and she's rowing like it was starting to chave her. Oh,
I don't know. She said it. She felt like a
new person after pouring the buckets of water and she
shampooed her hair and stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Amy's into it.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Amy's like Ray watching that Big Brother feed when you
would watch that all the time. Yeah, oh yeah, thanks
for reminding us to talk about it. And you guys
can call us anytime and leave us a voicemail. Eight seven,
seven seventy seven. Bobby, I'm thinking I may I have
to cancel Giving Tuesday. Why there's people just get off
on my junk about it, not even asking. I don't
care about that so quick recap. I would hate going

(36:17):
into my dms or comments. So I made a rule,
I'm only going on Tuesdays because it's so toxic. And
then I thought, what can I do to change how
I feel about doing it? So I would just find
people and I'd help them out. And so I started
calling it Giving Tuesday. And then I said, hey, you're
going to do it, make it easy on me, Like,
if you write ten paragraphs, I'm not gonna read it all.
Just give me a paragraph and put an inmo and
I've been helping folks and that's great, But now people

(36:39):
are getting onto me because I'm not giving to things
that are important enough. I saw someone getting after me
because I'm not giving to an a bowl of chimney,
and those people are dying.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Okay, that's so dumb. Yeah, I think the softball is
important though.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
All this stuff is important to somebody.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
What I wanted to do is individualize on Giving Tuesday.
There are things my wife and I don't they're big companies.
It's our own personal business. I don't have to share
all that. I thought Giving Tuesday was just a fun
way for me to acknowledge my relationship with social media.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
How it is so negative.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
But what I'm going to do because I do like,
I'm successful now and I have money, so I want
to help out.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
That's all I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
So don't let those negative people impact.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
It's like a third of the messages now now it's
back to toxic.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Now I'm toxic.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
I go to Given Tuesday and all they want to
do is like yell at me for who I'm giving to.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
It's not good.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I gotta give money to a guy to get a tattoo.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Oh do you think that's what did it?

Speaker 3 (37:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I just think it doesn't matter because.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I mean I think that's that was funny. But you
can do whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't let them yuck you'r ym.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Now I gotta do something to fix my mind for
the people that are in giving Tuesdays that are making
it toxic for me to do giving Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
So that's where I am. Yeah, I just need you
to talk to me out of being crazy here.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Don't don't give into them. If you do, they win.
You know, it's like you don't want them to have
power over you like that.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Are they shamed?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
You're stronger than that?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Are they shaming me?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Don't be weak?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
And then people, sometimes I'll go in if I've already
done giving Tuesday at the end of the night, it's like,
you don't.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Even pick me. I hate you. I'm not picking you
next week now.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Okay, do you write their name down?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
You're like, all right, well so now it's making me
like angry at everybody. And that's not what you were
trying to do in the first What hateful Wednesday that's
gonna be Oh.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
So what happens on hateful Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Oh no, yeah, I think what I'm doing now, what
this segment's about.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Okay, I'll do it at least one more week and
then I will make a plan.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
All right, voice mail? Why do you say chunk? It's chuck.
If you chuck something, you don't chunk it. Is that
a regional thing? I'm from Colorado and we don't say chunk.
We say chuck later. So you're too aggressive right now? Wow,
I do say chunk.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
See chunk?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I say chunk.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
We all say chunk.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah, like you're gonna chun chunk.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Okay, let's identify where we're from, and then what we say.
Central Arkansas Mountain Pine, population seven hundred and seventy two.
I say chunk. If I'm going to throw something, I'm
gonna chunk it to you.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Amy, Yeah, I'm Amy. I'm from Austin, Texas, and I
say chunk.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Eddie, Yeah, I'm Eddie. I'm from McCallan, Texas, which is
the most southern tip of Texas down south, and I
say chunk as well.

Speaker 11 (39:12):
Lunchbox, Yeah, I grew up in Austin, Texas. And when
I'm gonna throw something, I'm gonna chunk it. Across the room.
So far, we're four chunks. Okay, let's go to our midwesterners. Morgan, Yeah,
I am from Wichita, Kansas, and I say chuck.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Excuse me, say it again? You say I chuck.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Something across the room. I chuck it across the room.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Gotta be regional.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah, Ray Mundo from Michigan, but really from Wyoming.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Go ahead and I say chuck. I chuck something. Okay,
interesting Scuba Steve.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
From Orlando, born and raised in Orlando, became a man
in California.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I say chuck. I chuck it across the room.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
We're four to three right now, so I held ont
Abby Abby from Kansas.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, same as Morgan. I say chuck it for four.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Can we get a waxa Hatchie My well, waxahachis Texas A.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I just feel like un I don't know, Mike do
your thing. I say, chunk, you do you a football thing?
Like Mike? Do you uh Watchachi University? Miked from Waksagie, Texas.
I say, chunk. It is definitely a regional thing.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Then, so is it just Texas and Arkansas or like.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
Well, our sample size is Texas and Arkansas versus the
world According to the Internet, it says chunk is used
in the southern United States and Texas. Texas is not
the South. By the way you Texans understand, Texas is
not the South. Yes, even though we're more South than
anyone else, but it doesn't matter. We are not part
of that. We're Texas. I don't even think we do.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
We want to be.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Part of that. We're Texas.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Don't hate on the South.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
I'm not hating on it. It's just like we're our own,
like y'all are the South, we're Texas.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I heard, and I lived in Texas, and I love
Austin Texas. It is my favorite, can't get enough of it.
I lived there forever. But I've heard there are two
parts of Texas and I didn't know this even living
in Texas. There's Taco Texas and barbecue Texas. Sure or falls.
I don't think that's true at all. What is that
part of Texas as Taco Texas and there's a line
you hit then it turns into barbecue Texas.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Are we talking about food?

Speaker 4 (41:03):
I don't think that the way I mean, I only
know call it people tacos.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
I'm saying, like what they're like, great.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Dad, sure, maybe, But the way Eddie and I grew up,
I think because knowing his dad and my dad, I
think we grew up tacos and barbecue. But so we
don't know how to And I.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Guess if you go to like North Texas, maybe the
tacos aren't.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
As good as can't handle yeah, Mike d Yeah, I'm
North Texas.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Tacos aren't as good up there, so is.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Southern maybe with a slant? Is that Taco Texas? And
once you get to Austin, that's Taco Texas.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
That's where it ends.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
That's where it starts with me from there to Central
Oh down you're there to Mexico.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Yeah, okay, and then barbecue Texas is out.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
Okay that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Sure, although we can do barbecue in South tex Now,
no one's arguing.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I just had never heard it.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Defind like, what part of Texas is from taco or
barbecue Texas?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
So regional to this guy? How aggressive was he in
this voicemail? Right, we'll just play the first part of
that voicemail.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Agan, why do you say hunk? Okay, why do you
call the show this alligator's on the loose?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
There's an exotic animal show in Indiana and the alligator's gone,
it's on the loose. I wonder how long until they
have to tell everybody? Oh, because as soon as it's
on the loose, you don't go tell the news. You
don't go yelling alligator's gone. You go, okay, we got
we got an hour to find this thing.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Oh. I thought you would tell people right away so
everyone could be looking.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, No, No, you want to go look first, okay,
because you don't want it to be known that your
show is the one with the alligator that's escaped.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Oh right, right, right, right, Like if you own the alligator,
you don't want to tell.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
If it's your show, you don't want to alarm everyone
that there's an alligator on the loose. And also you
don't want to be known as the show they can't
control their alligators. True.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
So think about that again. How long do you wait?

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I was just thinking more of like the odds of
finding it or public safety.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, but I'm thinking if it's your show, you don't
care worried about that. You just don't want to get
in trouble and get your show shut down.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Twenty four hours.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Whoa, Oh my gosh, you got animals eating in that.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Time, maybe a human.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
An alligator is on the loose in Indiana after escaping
from a guy who puts on shows at schools and
other venues, and so he calls it Mark's arc the
animal show. Small alligator named Erwin escaped, so a small
one ilins. I told the story. I have a friend,

(43:28):
I'll just say, former pro athlete. He went down to Louisiana, cattigator,
went back up to Texas with the gator in the
back of his truck, went into Walmart, came back to
the back of his truck.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
The gator was gone. He never talked about it again.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Dang, because he shouldn't have had the alligator and it
was it was now missing it, So he didn't report it.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
See he never reported.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
It, Yeah, because he would get in trouble.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Somewhere in Austin, Texas, somebody found an alligator and went, well,
this is not natural, no way. That's one where you
don't tell. You don't. It's illegal, so you don't. It's
like when someone steals your crack, you don't call the cops.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Yeah, but if this guy is going into schools with Irwin,
he's got a permit. You know, but you don't.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Want to be the gator guy with the permit that
loses his name.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I understand. I'm with you on that part. Now, So.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Who do you feel worse for? The guy, the gator
or possible animals that are getting eat by the gater.
The caater also might die. It's in Indiana.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
No, it'll find a puppy, like that's when I right.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
The water that's real dark where you went.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
But I'm talking about like when they're looking for food,
like they'll eat any.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, but the weather conditions in Indiana that like the
climate's not really there for a gator.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, to find a pond quick.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Yeah, the gator does not pose a threat to humans. Yeah,
that's what I would say too if I was gone.
Yeah right, you guys can call us. We'd love to
hear from eight seven seven seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Bobby.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
That's our number, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. All right,
we get a lot of voicemails. Please call us all day,
all night. Ray hit me with that one.

Speaker 12 (45:13):
Amy was calling herself a nineties girl, and I was
born in nineteen ninety and I've always considered myself a
nineties girl. But am I wrong. Am I not a
nineties girl? Because I don't think Amy was born in
the nineties. So just have a question. If I'm wrong,
then what girl should I be?

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Then?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
All right, love the show, bye you go first.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Okay, I guess I don't know? Am I votes? I
feel like, can I be in eighties and nineties? Girl?
I just think my teen years were even you know,
adolescent twelve, thirteen, fourteen, Like as I'm turning into who
I am, it was the nineties. So that's all my memories.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I think if you were born in ninety or even
maybe ninety one early, you can still end up being
a nineties kid because you got to experience and you
have memories of some of the nineties elements that make
it the nineties. But I was born in the eighties,
but I was a nineties kid. I wasn't an eighties
kid because what the crap number about the eighties?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
We need food?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Where's my dad? You know? That's all I remember from
the eighties.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
But I'm a nineties kid because I think my life
was really defined by that culture. So I think if
you're a ninety though, you can be eight or nine
years old and it can start. Yes, also there are
no rules. You can be a nineteen twenties kid if
you want.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I understand our question. That's a good one. I think
if you were born in ninety four, you can't be
a nineties kid. You could be born in the nineties,
but you didn't have an understanding of what was happening
in the nineties. Ninety nineties country, nineties, grunge, that's all
TV's nineties food.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's fust friends.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
When I was referring to it, I was talking about
how like growing up in the nineties, like I know
how we used to eat. Yea, it's very different.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
But you can call yourself whatever you want. What I've learned.
If I, however, you want good for you?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Hate on you?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Do you think I talked to Matt in Michigan, who's
online four If we can get over to Matt there, Hey, Matt,
you're on the show.

Speaker 13 (47:11):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Pretty good? Buddy.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
We're just calling into a little thing for Eddie. They
see medical marijuana helps raise the T low.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
T Okay, let's go, does it? I mean, I've never
read anything like that. Does he have.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well, maybe he likes to partake and found a study
of one doctor in ten thousand that said this could
possibly work.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, And the symptom of low TI for me is
like low energy. You feel like marijuana kind of bring me.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, you know what, let me see.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Just being serious here, No, medical marijuana is not recognized
as a reliable treatment for raising lotustosterone. Research on cannabis
and testosterone is highly inconsistent, and it can actually cause
hormonal imbalances or impair male reproductive health. And some users Matt,
did you go to a doctor.

Speaker 13 (48:05):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
Hard doctor marijuana.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
One Vinnie boombots.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Are their medical marijuana doctors, Like, that's that's what their
special especially is no way do.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I have a doctor of letters. So I think you
can kind of be a doctor of anything.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
If somebody just gives you something, you know, not educated
enough to know, it would seem instinctually that that would
do the op.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, then you would.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Then you wouldn't want to work out, just.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Want chill, eat cheetos and play video games.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
But if that works for you, that's awesome. I don't
know that he's wrong.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
For the record, I do not know that matter is wrong,
but it feels like from my limited research of AI,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Z smoked it and then done blood work. Like, do
we have results from him?

Speaker 13 (48:53):
I have no results on it. No, but they started
to help it out.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Okay, who's day, your cousin, your dealer, Ann.

Speaker 13 (49:03):
Herbert, Michigan's got a lot of doctors, So I'll tell
you anything.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Okay, fair enough? Yeah, No, seriously, I hope it's working
for you. That's if you find something that works for
you and it's not hurting other people.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Good, let her rip, let it rip, chip.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
But he has no data to show that it's working.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
You know what the data is.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Guy's feeling good, feel good, living his life, listening to
the show, calling the show. You know, have some more.
That's what I say, Matt, really appreciate the call. I
hope you have a good day.

Speaker 13 (49:30):
Appreciate it. Thank you?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
All right, see you hit us up like we said,
we'll take any call. Just about Yep, there you go, there,
there you go. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby Bobby
Bones show.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Sorry up today.

Speaker 11 (49:45):
This story comes up from Pennsylvania. A forty eight year
old man was at home with his wife. He'd been
drinking and they getting an argument and she goes just
so you know, the marriage is over I'm divorcing you.
He goes, you're not going to take my house. So
went outside, got an excavator and started tearing down the house.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It's crazy. Drunk, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and on an excavator.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Did he have an excavator or did he go rent one?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I wondered the same thing.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
No, I think he had one on his property.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
If you're drunk, you're probably not going to get one
rented to you.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, it's like your neighbor's having work done.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Imagine that, though, you're just busting out your own house.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
And his wife and daughter were still inside.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Oh that's a drunk part. Well, it's not like the
he the house is going to like fall on them
and kill them.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I know.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
I just to tear up your own house because you're
it's so crazy. Okay, I'm bunch box.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
That's your bonehead story of the day.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
All right, hit me.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Ray morning studio. Once again. My head hurts from listening
to Eddie try to figure out money. Good lord, meet
with Abby's fiance. He offered to meet with you guys.
Have him help you. Have him sit down and set
you up before one invest in your retirement. That they
match it worth. It's not difficult. You don't need to

(51:08):
understand every part of it right now, just make the
step forward. It's time to put in a big boy
pants and just do it.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I agree with everything she's saying, big boy pants. And
you have even said, now, hey, maybe I should do that.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh, I have a little bit of money I've set
aside for it, so I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
But you can't, yeah, say it?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Well, okay, it's.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
From your paycheck. I mean you could invest that on
your own. But like if the paycheck stuff, you want
it removed before it's taxed, it's not money money you're
setting aside.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Yeah, I haven't. I haven't done that part yet. And
I understand that. I understand that you can take money
out of your paycheck and put it somewhere and it
doesn't get tax got it. Haven't got gotten done that yet.
But I do have a little lump of cash that
I've set aside to do something with.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Okay, so that would just be investing period. Yes, why
don't you meet with Abby's fiance?

Speaker 2 (51:59):
This is very simple. I don't want my financial information
in Abby's hands.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
But I'm sure he is not going to.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
John promised that you don't think that through dinner, like
they're gonna be like, oh my gosh, you got you
gotta hear this, and then she starts. He starts telling
Abby all this information. Next thing, you know, Abby's either
jealous or happy that I don't make enough money, whatever
it is. I don't want that. I don't think that's
good for our professional environment at Abby, what are your
thoughts on this?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
He would not tell me. Why would I care? And
he's not gonna tell me. He told me anything about
his clients.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Abby, you wouldn't ask.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I would ask, but he would not tell me. She
would ask. Yeah, but he find somebody else.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah, Yeah, I've talked to my friend Tom about it.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Okay, we don't know Tom, and you're making this happen.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Tom's a real guy. He's a friend of mine.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
If you ever have to argue that someone's a real guy,
I tend to think.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
You met Tom at Ihart Country. He's Luke Brian's basis,
but he does money.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Oh my god, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
You're going to pick someone who's side hustle is doing money.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I think the side hustle is Luke Bryan's basis.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I think that's a full time salary job.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Oh yeah, then he's making bank.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
And that's who you want to be with.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
That's my dude. Okay, Tom, what do you What do
you think about Abby's guy? You think I should just
trust him with my information?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Absolutely, it's not about your information.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I would trust somebody that I trust and Abby's boy
fiance sorry they're engaged now. Abby's fiance would be somebody
that would look out for your best interest more than
just a random possible client that comes in, Like, I
would care more about somebody who cares for me than
somebody knowing a little too much, but also trust people
to not share that information.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
I'll think about it, No you won't.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Definitely called Todd and do you little think whatever? To
thank you.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
We will see you tomorrow by everybody. The Bobby Bone
Show theme song written, produced and say read Yarberry. You
can find his instagram at read Yarberry. Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo,
head of Production.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank
you for listening to the podcast.