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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Transmitting What's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
On the question is if an alien came down from
space and said, play me a song it tells me
about your people, what do you play them A switch
it up on the alien talk. You thought I was
gonna go all interdimensionally another thing? Yea a green Man, Hello,
play me a song that tells me about your people.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I just want to hear something.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What would you play me?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Amy?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I feel like I want something with a little bit
of like we can dance to and like clapping or
snapping or something. So I'm gonna go with hay y'all
from Outcasts Wow, because we can.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Chick it like a polar bood picture.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
What is a polaroid picture? I store all images in
my brain forever, right.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
I feel like we would dance to that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's a good one. I think I'm going led Zeppelin
Stairway to Heaven because it's got sonically all the things.
Slow Fast is song that's lasted over decades and decades
and decades, is still considered one of the greatest songs
of all time. It is one of the greatest songs
of all time. It is traditional music formattics. There's a
chorus a pre I saw that, like, what is all
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that the music part because it's slow and fast. And
then this is like a song that has been considered
great for fifty years. So I'm handing them Stairway to Heaven.
There's a letto Yeah, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah, kind of the same thing as you. But I'm
gonna give them Bohemian raps. My second one, yeah, same reason, right,
Like it's got everything on all these tempo changes.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
And then one of the best singers ever, Freddie Mercury.
You're like, you got to hear race.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I really struggle with one of those two. Yeah, that one.
Does everything go slow goes fast? Yeah, till different parts
of the story. There's some nonsensical parts. There's yeah, that's
a good one, Morgan.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
You guys really thought your guys is out And as.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Soon as you asked this question, the first thing that
came to mind was play that funky music that's not bad.
I don't know why it was a white Boy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It just felt like a fun song to show them
and be like, this was a really popular song for
a long time.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But I did not have any You guys had a
lot of thoughts and.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I think we're just music nerds and you guys, so yeah,
you guys are trying to like grind with the aliens.
We're trying to teach them about music. Yeah, at weddings,
you guys lunchbox.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yeah, it's easy uptown funk by Bruno Mars. I want
them to hear this and there. It's fun, it has everything,
and then they're gonna be like, how can I see
this guy? So I couldn't pick someone that was dead
because they're gonna love the.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Song so much.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
We're probably gonna want to go see them in concert.
So it's uptown funk by Bruno Mars.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I would imagine they'd have the ability to time travel,
and oh and they could go back and watch anybody.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
We have.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We have Bruno in our hearts. And also we just
went back in time and watched Queen. The Mexican fella
told us to watch Queen, so we saw them. RAYMONDO, Yeah,
I gotta give him a little bit of Sam Hunt
body like. Of course cousin also crossed over, so he's
gonna get the pop and then also country.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, I thought he was over Sam Hunt. I thought
you had moved on.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Well you can still likes him, but you think the
Aliens are they're not ready for walling because he's so
hardcore country back patio.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I don't want to go straight to there, so.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You yeah, Scooba Steve, what do you think aliens come
down song?
Speaker 8 (03:31):
I think anything from that first album from Lincoln Park
because it kind of gives him a vibe like rock
and hip hop and it's I don't know, I would
get them excited, like it would give us a song
like numb or what's that one song goes I bleed
it out, digging deeper just to throw it away. I'm
bleeding it out just to throw it away, and he
gets some screaming in there. The Aliens are gonn shoot,
They're gonna get fired up and just start lasering us
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all to day.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
As soon as like Chester screams all away. Okay, oh,
we should do that as an iHeart playlist songs. We'd
tell the Aliens if they landed.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Anonymous sin By the question to because.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Hello, Bobby Bones, my wife and I are starting to
get financially stable. A few years of scraping by and
pan down debt and trying to build a future together.
Now she's decided she wants to quit her job because
she doesn't love it and wants to pursue her passion
of becoming a yoga instructor. I understand wanting meaningful work.
I want her to be happy, but I looked it up.
She'll make about half of what she earns now. I
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don't love my job either, but it gives us security
and options. I'm worried she's idolizing this career change and
not fully appreciating how much financial stress happens because of it.
How can I support her without pretending I'm comfortable with
decision that could seriously affect our future. Signed husband who
wants stability. I am mister compromised. Just generally speaking in life,
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I'm mister compromised. I'm mister negotiated deal for deal, and
I think nothing screams that like this, So I get it.
You finally got everything fixed, and all of a sudden,
it's like I want to dance. You know. It's that's tough.
That's tough. What I would hope is that she can
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be talked to about slowly wading into this instead of
cannonballing in all at once. Because you can teach yoga
if you get your certification in the evenings, if this
is about fulfillment, in the evenings, on the weekends, if
this is about fulfillment, and you can start to find
that fulfillment. By the way, I'm not sure if he's
certified yet.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
That's a process mm hmm, hours and hours.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yes. So what you have to do, though, is listen
to her and not go to her with this is
not gonna work. You have to listen to her and
figure out how to make it work for both of you.
And that comes with a compromise. Hey, we finally got
back to this place. What I want to do is
support you to do this and help cover for you
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on the weekends with kids if that's the case, or
in the evening so you can get certified so you
can see if you really love this, and if you do,
then I think that's a decision and discussion we have
about how you can do this be fulfilled and how
you can do this and also make sure we're not
losing a much money. But I think this is a
you have to listen to her or she's going to
be so resentful about it if it doesn't work out.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah, I think that's a good plan.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Is compromising with it a little bit, and it doesn't
have to be for eventually she can let that other
job go, but it's setting aside a certain amount of
money from that job.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
That will keep that security that they have.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Because I understand if that's her passion and that will
bring her fulfillment, that's important.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Great point.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It's like having a like if it's a runway, you
kind of look at it as like, Okay, eventually you're
going to get there and take off, but we need
to hit these different milestones.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And then when you find a delta jet when we
just learned how to get our we just got our license,
you know, we're doing a little plane first. Yeah, you
make a good point. I think part of it is, hey,
work this job for another nine months while you're doing it,
Let's save this much money.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That way, it does be extra diligent, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But the key is you have to tell her you're
supporting her, and then support her within the rules that
you guys make moving forward. You don't want her to
feel like she's against everybody. So yeah, you have to
give a little here, but she's gonna have to give
a little too. I think that's where it is. That's
what I would say good for you for saving and
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getting back. But man, how about that we made it? Okay,
I want to sing, no, we just made it.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Wait, at least they made it.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
This guy was living in this family's cross space for
three months and so now he's going to jail.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
Once unsuspecting Oregon family this man living in their crawl
space for nearly three months. A couple and their young
daughter lived in the townhouse. Their unwelcome guest had TVs
gaming consoles, cooking burners, string lights, and used the family's
electricity to power it all. They had no idea until
the neighbors saw him going into the space one day
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and call police. A jury sentenced him to three years
in prison.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So he had a plug in one of their outlets
somewhere like behind a plan or something, because mostly like
that plug doesn't where does that?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Three months?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
That's from CBS Chicago. Also, yeah, he messed up. You
can't go down there in the daytime when people can
see you. You can only leave and come back late
at night. But it was an excellent cross space, Like
he first he like tarped to the ground because it's dirt.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, that's nice. And then Secondly, they were very arch type.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't even know what you call that, like whatever
holds the house up, like a foundation and foundation, but
the wood on the foundation and so he like it
was perfect. I mean makes I kind of want to
live down there.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Get string lights down there and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Game consoles, the fact that he's playing a PlayStation is
and the fact that they never even heard anything. He
was doing a good job of it. Where he messed
up was probably got a little too comfortable. Left at noon, Yeah,
probably going to get a burger or something. So that
was the first story. But also, if you find this
out and this guy's been like secretly doing things for you,
positively fighting off burglars, water in your plants, trapping animals,
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do you maybe like work out a deal.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah. Maybe it is crazy he's getting three years for that.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, because I think that's just like Burt. Maybe he
didn't steal anything, but you're stealing electrog Yeah, it's not
really squatting because one they didn't know and he wasn't
saying he wasn't leaving. As soon as they found him,
he was leaving.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
What would you do let him say?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I don't think so. I just wondered like if he
was doing some good stuff on the side, maybe I'd
ask to judge for the little leniency they had to try.
Flight around that was leaving from Newark, New Jersey, and
it was flying to another country because somebody had labeled
their bluetooth as bomb that the device named bomb triggered
a security protocol causing the flight to turn back after
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four hours in the air.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
That is so annoying, frustrating, and the pilot people that
were recording it on the plane. They were recording when
the pilot was saying, Okay, sorry, we got to turn
around because.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Somebody was being stupid.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Oh maybe I'm paraphrasing a little, but the tone in
his voice was indicating like some idiot on the plane
thought it would be funny.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
To put a four letter word.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
He didn't say bomb, He just said to make a
four letter word the past word.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
But they also have to be super annoyed. You think
you did it on purpose for the pilots.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh yeah, I'm saying. His voice just sounded totally annoyed.
Probably why would you label it bombed? What if that's
just the label that you like your whole life? No
me bombs? I bet you it was for.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
The plane and then you've never flown before.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Travis Kelsey liked to post saying that he should hyphenate
his name after getting married.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh my god, if he if he did, from page sakes,
if he did that.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
If he takes her, I mean hyphenates it, he looks
like he loses all manhood.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
It would be Travis Swift Kelsey, Travis Kelsey Swift.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh my oh man, that's terrible.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
That's embarrassing, is it?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Yes, it's Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I know it does matter.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
What if she said I will no longer marry you
and right right, she's wear in the pants lunchbucks.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
As much as you love money, you're marrying a baire her.
If she's like, we'll get married, no prenup, she said,
take her last name.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Hold on lunchpots, lunchpots. You and halle Berry getting married.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Yeah, I think he loves money more than halle Berry.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
And she says, will marry I'll marry you, but you
got to say it happened at your name.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
You can't take the name is hyphen Yeah, not allowed.
What if I said, I will give you five million
dollars and you hyphenate the name and we're getting married.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Nope. You got to stand on principle at some point,
and that's your principle. Yeah, I mean I'm not doing that.
I'm not backing down. The man's last name is the
only acceptable option.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's so interesting what he defines is man, manhood, manly,
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
You're saying, you give that up, dud, it's over.
Speaker 7 (12:21):
That's like you're telling you you tell the woman's parents
that you're gonna take care of her.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
And if you're gonna, you don't take care of your wife.
She takes care of herself. She has her own money.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Dude.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Hey, I mean you have a higher percentage of the bills, but.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
Yes, she contributes.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You tell them that, hey, I'm gonna take care of
your daughter.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
Right, But if you are taking their last name, that's
really like it's like downgrading. It's like you're not taking
you're not being the man you're supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
So taking her name, even hyphenated, is like putting your
wiener in a guillotine.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
You're saying, basically, got it, might as well hand it over.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
We're a purse, I wear a person I have.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
That's a problem.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Okay, all right, you're driving some of these are legal, summary, illegal,
and me take a guess. Eating while driving is legal
legal in most states, but if a cause you drive
on safely, you can get ticketed for distracted or reckless,
but you're driving safe. You can eat and drive barefoot
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illegal legal. Oh, you can drive barefoot. There's no law
against it either.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well, if it's your car though, No, if it's your car,
your sho's been in there.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
That touches all the ground.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Sleeping in your car while drunk, Oh.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
That should be legal, but sometimes we don't make sense,
so I'm going to say illegal.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Interesting because there was some nuance to this as well.
Sleeping in your car while drunk can still get you
arrested in some states if police believe you had control
of the vehicle, even if the engine is off, So
it's kind of a call of the cops, but only
in some states. Flashing your headlights to warn about speed
traps illegal legal because it's considered protective free speech.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
This went to the Supreme Court.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hanging fuzzy dice or air fresheners from your mirror legal,
technically illegal because it obstruct your view a damncause of.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
The din They always have the dice on the ma.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's something I could say? Or is that racist?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
If I say that? That's just like a like a
I think.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
But if I say I saw some solos driving down
the road, no, no, I can't say that.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I don't know say that. Okay, I don't think that's
a good question.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
The way you said it there, I probably was.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
That's a tough one, man. How did you say?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Hey, guys, yesterday, guess what I was driving.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
I took a left to my house. I saw a
couple of solos driving in the I can't I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
I'm like happy about it. I don't think we're allowed
to say it.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Really, Yeah, I've never thought about that.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
I don't so as long as we have a happy
inflection on certain life.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I'm literally yeah, Eddie, you know that over there? Yeah,
I know that guy that's so is that that's that's
not a derogatory okay, but it's a no from me. Yeah,
I say no, just okay. I literally don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
But they do have the dice in the mirror, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Driving with the interior dome light on illegal legal All
your parents lied to you for all the years. Yeah,
it's legal. Texting at a red light legal illegal, you're
still considered operating the vehicle. Okay, driving too slowly illegal correct.
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If you impede traffic, they can pull you over. Sometimes
they will pull you over for driving too slow because
you are creating an unsafe environment.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Are you talking to yourself? There?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
I don't drive too soon. Sometimes I drive the speed limit.
There is a difference. And if everybody else is being reckless,
and if there are cholos all around me, driver like,
if I do that, okay, that's good. Yeah, that's on them.
This one's an easy one. Turning right on red legal legal.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Correct. Splashing pedestrians with puddles of water.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Legal, I mean if that happens is on accident.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It's illegal to splash pedestrians with puddles of water because
it falls under careless driving laws.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
Really, But if you have nowhere else to go and
that's your thing.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
That's probably different. But if you're like just take a
little on purpose. Yeah. Having an open alcohol container in
the car illegal illegal in most states. Even if the
driver is sober and the passenger owns it so the
passenger can have it, it's still because you can hand.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
It over right, right? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Using hazard lights while driving in heavy rain, Oh, that's legal.
It is illegal in a lot of states because they
can confuse other drivers.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Wait you I do that here? I mean if it's
a heavy downpour, I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Driving with snow piled on your roof.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Illegal.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yep, it can get you, find because it can create
a hazard and it can hit people for sure.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Hanking your horn unnecessarily illegal.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Correct horns are illegally meant for warnings, not frustration.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
Wow, even like when the Spurs win the game, you're like, yeah,
and they don't have the spurs when your team wins.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Cruise control in bad weather legal, it's legal, but if
it contributes to a crash, it will be used against
you as negligent driving.
Speaker 5 (17:44):
I don't ever use cruise control to.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
All no, because then I like to have my gas
and see if I like affects it kills it. Do
you ever do that? You turn it on, just like
tap it and see if it kills it.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I don't even know how to turn it on.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Driving with your pet on your lap illegal. It's legal
a lot of states, but if you have an accident
and the pet was on your lap, okay, filming yourself
in the car illegal. It is legal in some states,
but touching the phone while recording may violate hands free laws. Okay,
throwing a cigarette butt out the window illegal correct littering
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and you.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Can start a fire.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Wearing pajamas while driving legal legal.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
I wonder what if naked while driving? If nobody sees you.
Let's say nobody sees you, you're driving, but you get
pulled over for a bus to tail light and the
cop comes up and you are butt naked. Well, that's
it's not because you didn't show anybody anything. It's not
on the list.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
I bet if you get into an accident and can
be used against you.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You get to an accident, your naked, don't get out
of the car.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Because what if you're in a car in a truck
above you can see him?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes, here we go. In the US, it is not
illegal to drive naked, but it is illegal if anyone
sees you. So it's ex that scenario. Tinted windows, I'm
talking about blacked out windows, mergered out windows. We as
two thousand Bobby Bone show listeners name the best restaurant
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to visit after midnight. We had two thousand Bobby Bone
show listeners on social media name the best restaurant that
people visit after midnight. We rolled the dice, Amy your
first go Taco Bell, show me Taco Bell numero uno answer.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
I like the other one in my mind is a
little regional, so I don't feel like do it.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
No Jack in the Box, show me Jack in the Box.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Number six. The interesting thing about Jack in the Box
never had them where I was in Arkansas, moved to Austin,
they had them. They also did tacos, which I thought
was weird. The tacos were so good.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
That's what I was picturing in my mind when I
thought after midnight. I was thinking college two tacos for ninety.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Nine Taco Sea Guy after midnight.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
But I hear you, yes.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
See, that's where Taco Cabana do it.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It could be a thing. I'm just saying that's what
I had for tacos whenever. It was not even after midnight.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I was never at count I don't know if you're
dropping me a hint or not.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I was just saying Jack in the Box was weird.
On the sign when I saw tacos because it was
a Hamburger place.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
It was like we always went to Taco Cabana.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
It was like the hangoutse the Hangout. Ooh, is Sonic
open after midnight? Let's go.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Your answer is Sonic.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Amy with seven points total after round one, we have
three rounds. Lunchbox. Name the best restaurant to visit after midnight.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Waffle House? Show me waffle House. Number three answer.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
Yeah, these are open late. They got golden arches. Give
me McDonald's, what nald yeah. Number two answer yep, Uh,
these are open late and they're great. I went there
all the time in high school and they told me
they're not one restaurant.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Give me Denny's.
Speaker 7 (21:07):
Yeah, he's taking them all.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Number five is Denny's.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
And there's one that looks like it, acts like it,
but they got the hot syrup.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Give me IHA.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Number nine I hop Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
They're really hungry and you need something small. You want
those small burgers. Give me white Castle. Somebody says number ten,
white Castle. So off the board.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Right now we have Tacobell, McDonald's, waffle House, Denny's, Jack
in the Box, I hop in white Castle. There are
three left?
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Yeah, uh, this one.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
You go through the drive through, you tell your Uber driver,
I need I need, I need a burger with fries, ketchup,
give me water burger.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Number four answer.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Is taking everything.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
And now you know you got that guy he's got
a crown. Give me burger king.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Number seven answer, I'm not gonna play man, and now
I don't have another one though, give.
Speaker 7 (22:15):
Me gosh, give me Hearty's.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Eddie all right, okay, I think he left out a
burger place.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Give me Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Yes, Oh Gods on the board and that's all ten,
which rarely happens. But Eddie then finished his second. Amy's
out next round with seven, even though she got a bunch.
Lunchboxes are a winner forty. Well you got two, I
mean more than Eddie.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You got one. That's crazy Wendy's.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How ever, get it lunchbox forty Eddie eight Amy seven.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Amy's eliminated lunchboxes are winner.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
I only go into my DMS on Tuesdays, and so
I had a mom reach out to said, hey, I
just paid the one hundred dollars for my daughter to
play softball eight under, and I thought that was for everything.
That was just the registration fee. She was like, now
I got to buy a glove and stuff. I don't
have the money, so jumped in. I got a kid
eight under on my Tuesday of giving is what I
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call it. And then I got a message from the
guy that I bought the shoes from those on the
show a couple days ago. He sent me pictures of
the shoes, the Nike. He's got two paired with the
money I sent him. Oh wow, yeah, he said, as promised.
Here are the pictures of not one, but two sets
of shoes. Also included pictures of old shoes and the receipt.
(23:37):
Tell Bobby this veteran thanks him from the bottom of
my heart. Also, thank you Abby for patching me through
to him. You are all God send amazing people. So
we got him hooked up with some shoes. So that's
pretty good. Here's the thing though about this. You have
to include your venmo. I only look on Tuesdays, and
not only that. People are asking me for like forty
grand I am doing that. Oh man, this is I'm
(23:57):
just done. Yeah no, that's I'm hopping in and helping
folks do stuff. I got an archery team out there competing.
I got an under eight softball team out there competing.
I fed them for a day. I got I got
the barbecue team Eddie donated.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
By the way, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
I got a message from the coach going, hey, tell Eddie.
I said thanks. Good. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
They messaged me on Venmo too, They just said thanks.
Speaker 6 (24:19):
But I was a little confused because when I paid them,
the image on the Venmo was a softball player. I'm like, oh, no,
am I paying the softball team. Now it's just her picture.
It's happened to be a softball player. Well, it's a coach.
He's also doing that group. So yeah, that's what's up.
So uh, I'm done. I'll not look back until next Tuesday.
But for everybody wondering, that guy got his shoes. He
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went and bought a couple of pairs. That's pretty good.
So there you go.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Wake up, Wake Up in the mall.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
And the radio and.
Speaker 11 (24:56):
Lunchbox more Game two Trying to Fuck is running this
week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so you
knowing this.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
The boy ball Time for the morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
What's our family tree's favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Mm hmm, root beer. What's our family tree's favorite of
the tree. Maybe you feel like we're in the same family.
What's our family.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
What's our family tree?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Your family our not our family.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
I don't get it either. I'm with you family, yeah, our?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
Okay, what's the what's the family tree's favorite drink?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
I know, I what are you saying?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I thought you were in the our family tree room.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
You don't know me long enough? Okay, we're with just
like a tree, right, what's a tree's favorite? What's your
family tree's favorite? Because I'm like aiming out in the
same fan. Okay, it's gonna be a good one.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Root beer.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Oh, it's technically a family joke. I have different categories.
This is been a rough family joke.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Another family joke.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Huh? Because their kids have to play inside?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
That's funny.
Speaker 12 (26:29):
That was the.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
OEt family.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Okayr voicemails.
Speaker 12 (26:36):
I listened to your Bobby cast about with Bear Girls,
and then I went back and I watched the Bobby
Bone with Bear Girls running Wild, and it was so
funny all the references you and Caitlin made to having
babies and everything else, and I just thought it was funny.
Have you gone back and watched that and with Caitlyn
sent you guys that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Billy, we have not so Running Wild with Bears the
show that's now on Fox, but forever it was a
Disney show and it's up on Disney Plus and there
I did two seasons of it. One I went by
myself to Norway with Bear Girls and died like four times,
going across the river, falling off mountains. The second one,
Caitlyn and I did it.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
We were not married.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
We were just engaged at the time, and we watched
it back I think the night it aired. And we've
not looked at it since. We're not anti it, but
I've not seen it back. But that's it got to
be crazy because we weren't married yet, but we were engaged.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
One day, Billy, you'll get to watch That's the.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Thing I was thinking about one day. Yeah, our baby
will watch us and go, you guys are lame. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
I was gonna say, don't get your hopes up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
No, no, I don't worry. H Yeah, if you go to
Disney Plus and look for Running Wild with Bear Girls.
I have two episodes. One the year before I'm like,
I'm single, I'll die single, and then the next one's
like with my fiance. So those are both up there.
All right, next.
Speaker 9 (27:54):
One, come and see how much money Andy spins on
Pizza Hut each week.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Thanks, that's a good question.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
I think on average the Pizza Hut we get two
pizzas sometimes wings.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Man, I would say, it's probably like forty bucks.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
So a week.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Do you get it every week?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah? Every Friday?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, I mean it's a thing the kids. Wings.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, we split them all but like the sometimes, like
during the week if the week just gets hectic, like yeah,
we'll you know what, screw it, Let's.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Just get pizza again. What's the pizza order I get?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
I get a large pepperoni thin crust and then a
large cheese pan pizza.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Well thicker fills out by apple little more. Yep. Yeah,
all right. Thanks for the voicemails, not an ad. I
promise you it's just life.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Just life. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That is
our number if you ever want to leave a voicemail. Like.
One of the worst ways to have something amputated would
be a lawn chair just closing up and oh gosh,
yeah yeah, well they're saying, now, hey, we got to
recall the lawn.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Chairs, so it cuts what off? Yeah, Well, it's.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Kind of a cut smashed, kind of smashed. The Consumer
Product Safety Commission is put out an alert concerning lounge
chairs made by Giant Techs. This chair, Big long number
has been recalled. Apparently at least one person had a
finger amputato while adjusting the chair.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
Oh gosh, that would saw Okay, okay, I have to
admit though, I know the finger like I was picturing
like at the hip like.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
You yeah, so because you thought something worse this is okay?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, well no, I still feel terrible. And yeah, I'd
rather for me a finger than a.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Leg, no doubt. Can't argue with that. That's from Cairo
seven man. When you smash your finger, it's one of
the worst things.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
It hurts so bad.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Oh yeah, like people that smash their hands in like
car doors and live to tell about it. That sucks.
That's one of those. It hurts to think about. But
take a second. Think about that. Oh like when a
door in the house when it's open and your hand
is for some reason in that like the gap where
the hinges are.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Oh yeah, yeah, my sister almost lost her finger in
an immersion blender.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Seems different, but right up, I mean she got so lucky.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
She was.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
An immersion blender is like a little handheld like you
can use it in a pot for soup.
Speaker 13 (30:24):
But it's got a sharp blade.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
There's no glass around it.
Speaker 13 (30:27):
No, it's like a picture.
Speaker 4 (30:29):
It's like a handheld blender with like a very sharp blade,
and you can stick it in a pot of soup.
Like say you're making a soup and you want to
blend it all up. It'll take all those ingredients. If
you put like chopped onions and tomatoes, this is it'll
make it a pure like that's how sharp this blade is.
And she she there's a button that makes it go,
and she thought her other hand was off the button
and there was some garlic or something stuck in there,
(30:50):
so she stuck her finger in there, and.
Speaker 13 (30:52):
Then her other hand went.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I mean, it was so disgusting, but she went immediately
to the er and they stitch your right up and
we're able to salvage the finger.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Oh that's crazy. My cousin he was in one of
these lawn chairs and using an immersion blender, lost both fingers,
one lost in the chair, one with the blender at
the same time. Yeah. Yeah, they call them no pointers.
Hit us up eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, that
is our number. You want to call us, you want
to hop in eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. I
(31:29):
appreciate all the calls about people losing fingers. I just
can't take them.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Oh no, we.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, I know everybody that's on hold, and man, we
have twenty lines on hold about people chopping off fingers
and losing Oh I can't. I just wanted to tell
that story about the lawn chair.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
But also, if you have lost your finger, no shame,
and we're praying for you.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
You're not alone.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 13 (31:49):
We just can't hear it.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
I got another weird one though. So on TikTok, there
is this trend of you tie a rope to a
couch and then you ride the couch. You ride ith
that's funny, like a truck or something.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, oh that's cool.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh like like it's pulling you like a sled.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
So they're calling it CouchSurfing. It's a different kind of CouchSurfing.
Usually that means you're just sleeping on people's couches, but
not good. In any recent incident, a teen in Provo,
Utah suffered severe injuries to his face and the rest
of his body. He's in a medically induced coma. That's
from KSL, not smart.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yeah, that's stupid.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
It does it does look fun.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
It's weird because it sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Dragon it's like swinging behind them skis. But no, no, helmets.
Don't do it at all, even if you have a helmet.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
I said, I'm assuming they weren't wearing helmets, but even
if they were, yeah, I don't. I don't think you
should do the activity at all.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's one of those
trends that you should not do. Have you guys had
have those talks with your kids about TikTok trends that
probably aren't good, saying don't do them. No, just come
up in your house.
Speaker 13 (32:56):
Not those kinds of trends, dancing the you know.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
So then do you think that you just aren't catching
on to what they're seeing it could possibly be doing,
or do you just think they're not even caring about it?
Speaker 13 (33:09):
No, my kids aren't into that.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
But is that what parents say? No?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
No, no, really, Like our main concern with TikTok was
some of the content, you know, like, especially if you
have a daughter that she's gonna put up and then
the dance moves and unwanted comments from creepy men like
and then replying to them like, those are conversations we've
had to have, like, don't engage with people. Also, let's
not put this video up. Like I've had friends send
(33:33):
me certain videos that they've seen, like of my child,
and I've been like, oh, I didn't know that was there,
like a let like dancing, yeah, like and it's it's
been a whole conversation and then it's been removed. But like,
my son doesn't have any social media.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
You have boys, I would think these crazy trends are
more dude.
Speaker 6 (33:52):
Sure the stupid ones. Yeah, yeah, no, my boys, Like
only the oldest one has TikTok and he's not like that.
It's very chill, dude.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I just think the other ones probably do too. You
just don't know it.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
They don't the.
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Other ones do. What what are you saying, I have TikTok? No,
you can't just like have TikTok on your phone.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Man, they don't have phones, or.
Speaker 13 (34:11):
You can block certain things.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Whatever you guys say. You guys cheated out of your
parents out of knowing all this stuff about you and
like drinking and hiding that, and you don't think your
kids are doing it somehow that.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
You don't yah know, I somehow my child and has
become terrified of social media being monitored by other countries
and he doesn't want any part of it.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Perfect.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Well, you scared yourself.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
A good job, good job.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
No.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
No, he came up with that like he had that
in his said, and I just.
Speaker 13 (34:36):
Rolled with it.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Russia, right, well, Russia's Snapchat like one of he's assigned
different countries to different ones. Obviously TikTok was China for
a long time.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
But not anymore. Right, it's bought out. It got bought
so it's America now.
Speaker 13 (34:51):
Yeah, but we don't have to talk about that.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Oh yeah no.
Speaker 13 (34:53):
But also definitely China.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Probably even worse, probably even worse. Probably cops say this
guy had an eleven year old hold the flashlight for
him during a robbery. I just think that sucks for
that kid, Yes, because that eleven year old kid is
being taught that hey Robin pretty good. So police in
Pennsylvania arrested a forty one year old dude for breaking
(35:15):
into a building and it was also I don't know,
bring your kid to work day. I guess so because
he brought along his girlfriend's eleven year old to hold
the flashlight and be kind of an assistant his kid.
The kid was instructed to hold the flashlight while he
removed copper wiring from the building. That sucks for that kid,
(35:39):
Like people are gonna rob, people are gonna steal, put
him in jail. But that kid just being brought into that.
That's from six ABC. Let's go over to Anthony, who
is listening right now. Anthony, you're on the show.
Speaker 10 (35:53):
How's it going?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Pretty good? What's up, buddy?
Speaker 10 (35:57):
I want to ask if you ever met Adam Sandler.
You're a big fan in an earlier segment over there.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Only halfway on Zoom once, which I don't feel like counts,
but I interviewed him on Zoom and he was awesome.
But no, I hear he's super nice. Why have you
ever met him?
Speaker 14 (36:11):
I have?
Speaker 4 (36:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (36:12):
I actually worked on one of his films and I
was living back in LA We worked together for like
a month and like he would sit next to me,
we'd watch the Yankee games on my phone. Super awesome guy,
very friendly. His mom was there and she was like
trying to feed me like in my mouth and he's like,
tell him eat that she's crazy. Like he was like
just making jokes and it was great. He was awesome.
(36:33):
And they say, don't meet your heroes, but he honestly
is the nicest guy ever.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
So he was normal, Like, yeah, he was hormal, dude,
that's awesome.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
I guess, totally normal, very chill, like exactly how you
think he would be like movies to real life. He
was exactly the same guy.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, I'm glad you called to share that, Anthony. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Man.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Hope you have a good day you too, here, Thanks bug.
Adam Sandler is the whole reason him and kind of
raced evens that I have ever been picked up a
guitar to try to be funny. Those two. That was
the kind of the music I listened to as a kid.
We did run into him at the airport, say hi, Well,
it was a weird story. We're flying back from the
(37:14):
super Bowl in New Orleans. We're flying back right after
the super Bowl, so we were flying back private and
we're at the private airport and they're just kind of
rules in private airports that there's people there that are famous,
don't bother them. It's more than regular. We just don't.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I just don't.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
It's just the culture. Everybody. You can say hi to people,
but you don't bother them. And so it's me and
Eddie and kick Off, Kevin, Matt Stell with us.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Matt was there, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
And we're flying back and Adam Sandler's in the airport
and he's it's just very it's very small too, and
so Adam Sandler's is the airport and they have like
a little buffet out and it's weird if you really
so you were just like, I'm just saying those airports
are weird. They're fancy.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
But Amy, he was right there, and he.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Was right he was like, he was three feet in
front of us. You definitely, I'm not going to bother
I'm not gonna say hi because you go up to
somebody in that situation and they're like, oh, everybody else
is saying hi. You just don't. You just don't do it.
And kick off. Kevin did and he went and I
had to have a talk with him after. And it's
okay that the culture. Unless you've done that, you don't
(38:19):
know the culture of it. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
I think Kevin even had his phone out.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Kevin had his phone out, was trying to record him.
Speaker 13 (38:24):
I was like, no, no, he had his phone out
recorded and went up to him.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Well he went up and he got some food beside him,
but he was trying to record him.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Oh so he was trying to do it on the
sly like, oh man, so, but did you make him
delete the video?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I don't know if he ever got again, didn't post
it or anything, but it was It's one of those
rare instances where I have to go, hey man, we
can't do that, Like, we don't. This is a place
where that doesn't happen. So and you're with me, so
we can't do that. And he was like all right,
but yeah, we did see Adam Salerm in the air
portico and then he was just like talking to people.
Speaker 13 (38:59):
Kick off Kevin was about to get kicked off the play.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Kick off Kevin was about to get left in New
Orleans for sure, and he was wearing like this really
loud hoodie like it's exactly what you thought and like short, yeah, yes,
exactly what you thought it was. And he was just so, uh, yeah,
he was talking to people because people will be next
(39:21):
to him, not talking to him as Adam Sandler. People
were just like, hey, is that any good?
Speaker 4 (39:26):
He's like those potatoes.
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Literally, that would be hard to see someone that you
admire and love so much in that situation and you
know you can't.
Speaker 13 (39:35):
You just can't. You can't.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
You can't, Like Kevin didn't even admire and love him.
He just saw somebody famous. I admire him.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
I'm talking about for you now, I'm not talking about
Kevin like I'm saying for just anybody.
Speaker 13 (39:46):
I mean, because if you were, if it was.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
A totally different, like work situation, you're in a place
like I could totally see you being like maybe casually
saying something about how you're a.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Fan of his.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
We were beside each other, it'd be tough. The people
that I respect the most, I don't want to bother
the most.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
I know. But you just heard from that collar how
cool and normal he is.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
Yeah, And I interviewed Hi on Zoom and he was awesome.
But still he was doing promotion for a project and
it wasn't even I couldn't even touch his skin was
right there.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Who is that you touched?
Speaker 5 (40:17):
One time?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
You were like, oh, I love your friends with him.
Speaker 13 (40:21):
Yeah, but I don't think at the time.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
You were well at the time, probably not so much.
Speaker 13 (40:24):
It was the first time you met it.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Oh, that's not true, Matt Holliday.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Was the first time you touched him?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Well, no, I grabbed his arm. He's huge.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
You touched him, just to touch him.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
His arms are huge and the huge. Look at how
bigger biceps are. I knew him a little bit, but
not like I know.
Speaker 13 (40:36):
It was a long, long time ago.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
I just I'll never forget it because you came to
work the next day and you're like, his arms are huge,
he's huge, like I know, but you intentionally touched him,
so you.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Can touch it. Felt you squeeze, do my hand on
squeeze touching. It's just like if you walk by and
like bumper, like touch. I put some pressure with my
fingertips on his muscles. You grab it because he grabbed it.
Matt Holiday played for the Cardinals and the Yankees and Rockies.
We went to his house a year or so ago.
Like we're friends now. We just knew each other again.
Speaker 13 (41:11):
Rockies fifteen years ago, long a.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
Long time ago. All right, let's go to Carolina in
South Carolina. Caroline, you're on the show.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
Hi, Hi, morning, studio morning. I was listening to the
podcast yesterday about how there was things that y'all believed
for way too long, and I wanted to call in
and share mine.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
All right, give it to us.
Speaker 14 (41:37):
So you know, like the different colored balls that you
see up on power lines.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
For airplanes.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
I don't know this.
Speaker 14 (41:46):
Yes, well, I was told whenever I was little, and
I don't know who told me, but that those balls
were actually flotation devices, just in case the world ever
flooded again. And I believed it for the longest time.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I think if I knew what those were.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
Yeah, you see him like kind of by airports, so planes,
note their power lines there, they're like big orange, So.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
It's only near airports.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
Yeah, so you do know this, Yeah, I've seen them.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Oh, I'll look for them, and now I think I'll
see every one of them now that I know to
look for them. But I don't think I've ever seen those.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
They do look like flotation device, which is funny.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's funny. If you're told that as a kid, you
probably believe that your whole life until you get to
be an adult and go, hmm, that stupid to me
to believe that. Caroline, thank you for sharing that, and
now I'm going to look for these balls.
Speaker 14 (42:33):
I hope you do. And now I told my six
year old that too, just because it's funny.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
Oh so now he thinks he's gonna call into his
favorite podcast in a few years and be like my
mom lied and said these were floatation devices.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
Oh still get a kick out of it, I hope.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Well, thank you for calling Caroline. Thanks you'all all right bye,
Let's go to Robert and Louisiana. Who's on the phone.
Hey Robert, Yes, sir, what's up? Buddy?
Speaker 15 (43:00):
Just wanted to call into the show and let you
Lunchbox and Amy all know that I enjoy listening to
y'all show every morning. I haven't missed a show in
I can't tell you how many years.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (43:15):
If I wake up and I'm in not so great mood,
I listen to your show and I'm great all day.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Well, we really appreciate that. Where do you live in Louisiana?
Speaker 15 (43:25):
Walker, Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (43:26):
What's that near.
Speaker 15 (43:29):
Baton or Louisiana?
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Hey, been there? Called it a future got the T shirt? Yeah?
Well I appreciate that. Robert, thank you for listening, man,
and hopefully you know, we continue to make your days
pretty good if they're.
Speaker 15 (43:42):
Not, I greatly appreciate it, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
All right, see you later, man, Thank you for calling.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Yes, sir, all right, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Let's see A South Carolina woman set us a sale
on cat food led to her winning a one million
dollar prize from a scratch off. I'm assuming she knew
cat food was there on sale, She goes to the store,
she buys it, get off ticket. She said a routine
tripped to buy cat food turned into a life changing
payday when she was like, I just get a ticket
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as well. She purchased a scratch off from the South
Carolina Education Lottery System and ended up winning the top prize.
She had only stopped at the store to get food
for a cat and bought ticket on a whim. After
discovering her win, she was shocked. She shared the news.
She plans to pay bills improve her financial future, and yeah,
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UPI with that.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
That's awesome.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
What God on a whim?
Speaker 3 (44:39):
Always on a whim.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
It's never a most are on a whim though, right, Yeah,
Like I never go with just the intention to buy
a scratch off, Like I'm only going to the store
to buy scratch offs. I would bet you that's less
than ten percent of people who buy scratch offs. That
most people are there buying something else and they get
a scratch off with whatever else they're buying.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Oh interesting.
Speaker 7 (44:57):
I thought it was more like, go in with the
mindset I'm going to get a lottery ticket and I'll
grab a Snickers bar while I'm there.
Speaker 3 (45:05):
I've done that for like the lottery lottery, you know,
the quick picks.
Speaker 6 (45:09):
But scratch off nah, oh, with something else, I would
assume I gotta put yodor?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What is it doing?
Speaker 13 (45:15):
Oh? What interesting? It just felt it in this moment.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Come on, Sometimes you just feel a little moisture coming
on down there.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
You don't smell anything. No, that's good.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
What I but I don't have I shave like I
buzz my armpits. They didn't know. Only stink is bad.
But I can feel a little sweat developing because it's
freaking hot hair today.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
You shaved your armpits, they're shaved right now?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
No, he buzzes the buzz them. I don't do a razor.
Speaker 4 (45:36):
There's still some hair the stubble, right.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
It's uh yeah, it just and why do you do that?
Why not?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (45:47):
To feel more free if I need to.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Run, so it's not rubbing.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
The hair is not hold me back. Don't those records
got it?
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Got it? But I ye know I have.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
It's women's the order that I keep up here secret,
powder fresh, and I fucked a little drip because this
room is so hot today. We don't even have full telephone.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
No, not at all.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
I don't feel hot at all. You guys don't have
what I have. You don't have all these machines.
Speaker 13 (46:14):
The machines more hot today.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
I think the room is just generally probably normal for
you guys, so normal, plus all the machines is hot
for me. Yeah, I have more lights on me and
I'm sitting in between more computers. It's amazing any of
my spar worked to have a baby right because all
that heats is what I'm sitting on right now. So
that's what's up anyway. Congrats to her Bobbed Bones show.
Sorry up today.
Speaker 7 (46:36):
This story comes us from Everett, Washington. A man was
wanted for trespassing. He was running from police. He found
an abandoned house. He's like, oh, I'll get away, so
he jumped on the roof and jumped down the chimney.
One of the problems. He got stuck and had to
yell he so police were able to find him.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Are there any chimneys that you can actually go down
like that? Because I think it's one of two. You
either get stuck or you just fall real hard and
hit the bottom and then die.
Speaker 13 (47:03):
I think it's too thin.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, I think it's too thin.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
I think he gets stuck in Its deceiving.
Speaker 13 (47:07):
You think you can and then it narrows.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Out so like no one should try this anymore.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
No, I don't think so. Either it's only one of
two ways. You either it wasn't as thin as you
hoped and you plow into the you know, the wood,
or you get stuck and have to yell help.
Speaker 7 (47:22):
Okay, I'm lunchbox after your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
That he's banning someone from his house.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Like a worker or a kid.
Speaker 6 (47:33):
It's a kid, and technically I haven't banned him yet
because my wife thinks it's ridiculous that I'm thinking about
doing this, But I think I'm going to do it.
Not your own kid, it's not my own kid, it's
my kid's friend.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (47:44):
Apparently I wasn't there, but apparently he invited a kid over.
They were in the living room and they were playing
with my karaoke machine and this kid farted on my microphone.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
No, guys, it's not funny.
Speaker 6 (47:59):
I sing on that microphone every day.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
And this kid thought it'd be funny to fart through
the mic. And I'm like, I can't sink through that
mic anymore.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
Oh, I mean you can spray it down on something.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh what is hilarious that sounds for?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Here?
Speaker 7 (48:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (48:16):
Dude, Now like, I can't put that mic to my mouth.
Speaker 13 (48:19):
Yeah, they have disinfected spray.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Just spray it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
You'll always know, yes, But do you.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Touch the microphone to your mouth?
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Sometimes? It depends what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Even if you don't touch it to your mouth, do
you want your face near my butt like like an inch?
Speaker 3 (48:32):
No? No, but isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
Maybe get a little microphone cover you can slide on top.
Speaker 2 (48:40):
How old it is the kid?
Speaker 3 (48:41):
He is? Thirteen?
Speaker 7 (48:44):
Oh, perfect age.
Speaker 4 (48:45):
I was kind of thinking he was a little younger,
so was.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
I like nine?
Speaker 3 (48:49):
How immature is that?
Speaker 13 (48:51):
Yeah, but it sounds like something y'all would do.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
No, no microphone. No, And if anybody did that in
this room, you would be banned from this room.
Speaker 3 (48:59):
If I don't want to fart on one of these.
Speaker 13 (49:01):
I don't even lose your job.
Speaker 2 (49:02):
Well, we don't even have farting in here anymore because
I just to fart in here all the time. So
we banned it, and so now he has to go
out and except you go to the glassroom and does
it in their room.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
That's kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (49:11):
I think my body is like I somehow got used
to that rule because I don't never I never want
to fart in the studio, but outside of the studio,
I mean every five minutes.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
As soon as you walk out, it's probably just program
that way.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
We're done.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
We'll see you guys tomorrow. I have a great rest
of the day. Bye, everybody, Let's go. The Bobby Bones
Show theme song, written, produced and sang by read Yarberry.
You can find his instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve
executive producer, Ray Mundo, Head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
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My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.