Bobby talked about how he's' seen every episode of Friends.He heard Lisa Kudrow in an interview talking about her contract negotiation they made her always feel like the 6th friend that could be kicked off. So Bobby ranks all the characters on the show from best to worst. Lunchbox is out SICK again. He calls in so we can hear how he sounds and reveals what illness he has been diagnosed with that leaves the room in a hush. This doesn't happen often, but Bobby was SHOCKED by a comment made by a school board member to a student.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Tmitting, what's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I mean, this is a school board meeting and I
saw this one was like, I cannot believe this happened.
They have launched a petition to remove a Washington County
Board of Education member and the district's superintendent over comments
made toward a student during an early April meeting. During
a b o E meeting that was streamed on YouTube,
a board member, Keith Irvin, according to WSMV, can be
(00:40):
heard saying the following to a student he was sitting
next to God, you're high. Okay, I'm gonna play you
a clip. This says about thirty seconds. Here you go God.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
There was a comment meant to be I guess a
complimentary of a board member, but that has certainly been
been determined not to be.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The school superintendent says because the student was.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not an immediate danger, they kept that meeting going. And
some parents say that that member's comments are unacceptable. Yeah,
you're an adult, as as it's next to you go, God,
you're hot.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And that clip started with the actual audio before the
news story. So when you play just the part again,
you can hear she's uncomfortable and then she's like, okay,
you don't tell them, no, no, no, where do you live?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Run away? How bizarre is that?
Speaker 8 (01:44):
You know what was crazy too, is everyone there in
the meeting started laughing.
Speaker 9 (01:47):
That's what some people do when things are uncomfortable. But
then that's sometimes when we're uncomfortable and then we laugh.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
That's what makes it. Also they feel like, oh, this
is an acceptable thing to.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Say, God your hot.
Speaker 10 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I saw that her age.
Speaker 10 (02:02):
I'm assuming she's she's in high school school.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Yeah, you saw what.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I saw the clip, and I started thinking like, okay,
could could I maybe we missed something before where they're
talking about temperature or like something, because this is so yeah,
blunt and wrang.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's so.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Oh is he like?
Speaker 9 (02:23):
I'm thinking if that was my husband or my dad,
I am mortified.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
You know you're hot?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do a kid student and you're on a board member,
he's a Board of Education.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
During a b o E Board of Education meeting that
was streamed on YouTube, board member can be heard saying God,
you're hot. Yeah, Keith Irvin And this is in Texas, right,
Tennessee or Tennessee?
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah yeah?
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Dan text on the bat because she didn't do anything.
He just sitting there because I.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Heard Washington County and he automatically think, oh, it's Washington.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
So that was the first story.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Next up, uh, toddler's hand was caught in a wolf's
mouth after the todd climbed into a restricted area at
Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, basically a zoo. And they're mad
at the parents because the parents were distracted by their phones.
So I hear you, yes, parents bad, But also shouldn't
we make it harder for toddlers.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
To get to the where the wolf is.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe yeah, I feel like there's.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
A lot of blame here to go around.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The child slipped through an opening in the wooden barrier
and entered a restricted area near the wolf exhibit on Saturday.
According to the Dairy Township Police Department, the seventeen month
old was wounded after reaching through the metal fencing. One
of the wolves in the enclosure instinctively and naturally grabbed
onto the toddler's hand. We got to make it harder
for kids to get.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
To the wolf.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Several bystanders rushed in to pull the kid away from
the wolf. The child's parents were only alerted the incident
when commotion erupted from near the enclosure. Yeah, the parents
got a pay attention to it. It's a yeah, you're
to zoo. Everybody loses here. Everybody's bad, bad, bad, bad
bad on everybody. Make it harder. Pay attention to your kid.
If the kid's eleven, I get it. That's the kid's seven,
(04:03):
I get it.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
You can run.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's a young kid, a seventeen month old. The couple
had walked about twenty five to thirty feet away from
the toddler to a bench area and was focused on
their cell phones.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But also we got to make sure that you can't
slip in and have a wolf bite your hand. You're
right a little bit of both. Am I crazy for
thinking that?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I think it's yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
They're probably going to now come up with a better plan.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I'll give you one more.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
A human skull was discovered during an Easter egg hunt
in California.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Ooh oh no, by a child.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I would have thought this is the big prize. I
found the big eggs skull.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
An investigation is underway in Long Beach after a family
discovered possible human remains during an Easter egg hunt. The
discovery which included a human skull, was made in the
middle of the family's holiday tradition. The family was, of
course shocked and in distress.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
That's from CBS News.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
But maybe someone who's been looking still of all THEO
I'm telling you what the craziest one, God you're hot.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
That's the craziest of a human skull being found and
a kid getting eat by a wolf. God your hot
is still the craziest of all the.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I'm I'm trying to I'm already zooming in on the
BOE meeting looking for I want to see the guy
that I mean, this is.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
A room full of like adults.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, who says that to even an adult that sits
next to them?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Just imagine you're in a meeting and a twenty five
year old a thirty two year old.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
When would you look at God you're hot, Like you
don't even say that.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
That one.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
That one wins over the skull and the wolf eating
the kids.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Still that one wins.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
I don't know what time BOE meetings are, but check
his cup.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Do you think he's drunk?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Just chat, We're not saying that, like where a ship.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
God you're hot, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
All right, do you have a question to be.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Last week my friend hit me with
a horrible April Fool's joke. I have not spoken to
her since my dog went missing about a year ago.
It was one of the hardest things I've gone through. Yesterday,
my friend texted me that she thought she had seen
my dog. I was completely overwhelmed. She realized it hit
me hard and said, sorry, it's April Fool's joke. She
thought i'd be funny. Is that completely out of line
(06:30):
for a joke? Would I be irrational to end our
friendship over this signed April fold as a bad joke.
As someone who's made bad jokes. As a bad joke,
I don't think it's worth ending your friendship over it's
a bad joke. I think they were probably trying to
be funny. Realized they went way too far, way too quick.
Hopefully they apologized if they did. I think you can
(06:50):
stay friends. That's a bad joke.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Though.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
You know what's another bad joke?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hey woman goes I'm pregnant, Well, that's finely if you're
not like expecting, and especially if you like wanting, Like
if you don't want, it's a bad joke if you
do want it's a bad joke.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
If there's not a good way to do that joke.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
And also the dog, that's just I know it very odd.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I know it's an eyde.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Joke, you know, like I I saw a husband calling
his wife acting like he was doing a clut call
from jail, and he was like, you know he had
a recording, so you did. Yeah, I saw it on online,
Like those are the the Fools jokes that are.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Funny, Like that's where we go. We don't go saw
your missing dog from a year ago.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
But not everyone's a comedian, you know, they don't really know,
Like I don't know you're trying to be funny on
April Fools with your first.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
We just saw your mom Nancy Guthrie in Arizona.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
It's a mean joke.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You can't do that, so like, yeah, just pretend you
got we got your not funny.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Like there there are more dramatic, funnier things. And to
your point, Bobby, if if, if they truly are sorry
and they want to make amends, that you can still
be friends.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
And I think they'll hopefully have born their lesson.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
What are they think of making that joke? I know.
Way is that joke?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Finny, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Okay, here's what we say about this.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You can't accept an apology and still be friends. That's
a bad judgment on their part. I keep one eye open.
That's a yellow flag on the friendship.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
But if they're like it was just a joke, what's
a big deal? Then okay, yeah, maybe you don't need.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
To be all right. There you go, close it up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
My wife doesn't send a lot of clips. She sent
this one. It's awesome. She used to work as a
janitor at the hospital. Now she's a doctor there.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh yes, this is such a great story.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Good that.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
Shay Taylor Allen is celebrating something remarkable. She will be
an anesthesiology residence at Yale New Haven Hospital, the same
place she was born and where she worked for ten
years as a janitor.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
A lot of people wouldn't even speak to me in
a hospital as a janitor, Like they'll go like this
and walk away because you're just the janitor.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
She says.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
While working as a janitor, she studied for undergraduate degree
before going to.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Medical sco How crazy is that? What a great story,
Such a great story. She started the custodial job at
age eighteen. To support her family, she pursued medicine. She
went to Howard University College of Medicine, went back to
the same hospital as a physician in training. And she's
from Connecticut. That's from CNN and at Shaye Taylor. But
that is an A plus store and Google.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
It because the side by side photos of her working
as a janitor and then her as a physician.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It's so cool to see.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
She had her name tag. They shared her name tag
when she was the janitor. Yeah, excellent. Did you see
the story about the Dominoes delivery guy, the pizza guy.
So there's this guy and they show the like the
ring cam and so he's around seventy years old. He
delivered for Dominoes in Boise, and so the person had
asked when they ordered, Hey, is there any way I
(09:47):
could get a diet Cokes? But the restaurant ran out,
So the guy there was delivering the pizza went to
the store and got him himself. Oh wow, yes, And
so they posted that video of him coming on the
ren cam. And so they raised forty thousand dollars for
my donations. Oh my, so cool.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Elderly delivery r delivery people.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It's like it gets me every time, and these stories,
I can't it's so special.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So yeah, Dan Simpson decided to go to the store
since they were out and just get them and he
grabbed a pair of two Leader bottles and he delivered them.
And so the guy was like, guys, you're never gonna
believe what this guy did. And so people just started
donating money forty five thousand dollars over eight days.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
New York post of that story.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I love that.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I know we played that God you'r Hot video
a minute ago. I just wanted to hit it with
some with some good stuff too. Yeah, if you missed
that the school board member and the student sits down,
he's like, God, you're hot.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Would you play that again?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You're hot?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
You know?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Okay? I feel like did he throw a damn in there?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He did?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He follow it up with that this is a school
board member where a student was sitting next to him
and he goes, God, you're hot and got it on
the stream of the school board meeting.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Anyway, So shout out to the pizza guys and.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
To the woman who became a doctor where she was
a janitor that feels very Matt Damon Goodwie Hounting. Oh
he does just full circle. Yeah, man, that's a good one.
My lunchbox out stick again today. But I wanted to
bring him on and talk to him so you guys
could actually hear this because you guys don't know anything right,
nothing right.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
This is lunchbox. By the way, his voice is totally
screwed up.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Lunchbox, good morning, Now we do.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
He's okay, it's better, Okay, Yeah, I'm not bad.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm not bad. You guys are exaggerating.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
All right, all right, you're not here again today as
I'm absent.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Uh, do you want to tell the studio what you have?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
Yeah, guys, I got a little sickness. I went to
the minute clinic.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They did a little.
Speaker 14 (11:47):
Swabby swab and congratulations, your boy has got COVID again again.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
How do you think you got it?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
A man, there's a one million ways.
Speaker 14 (12:01):
I mean, last week I was on top of the world.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I had a watch party with all these people at
my house and a lot of germs.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
So maybe from that, maybe from the kids, maybe from
baseball games.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I mean, who knows a lot of people in my
life that could have given me those little germs.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Do you think you're sick a lot?
Speaker 12 (12:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I know, I really don't.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
How do you not think that he misses about a
show every two weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Right? I mean I did. I did have strapped like
a month and a half ago. That was that was bad.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
But and then you had.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
Besides that, I did have an east invection in my throat. Yeah,
I mean, but I wouldn't say I'm sick a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I just think that it It stands.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
Out more because I actually admit when I'm sick, you know,
whereas Amy, she just comes to.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Work and just don't worry about it. I'll just act
like I'm not sick.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Does anybody in your family have COVID as well?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
No, are you quarantining?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Amy didn't even take the shot. She just moved on
like she didn't respond. She just moved I noticed that.
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, But but I mean you got to give me
my flowers because I did feel a tickle in my
throat and I.
Speaker 14 (13:15):
Immediately thought, oh man, Bobby's baby.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I mean, that was brave of me. I could have
stuck it out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You didn't think Bobby's baby. We heard the voicemail that
you sent Scuba. You were like, Bobby's gonna kill me. Yes,
but anybody that's sick said, I don't want to risk it.
You're not allowed to come up here if you're sick.
But he has COVID and you're not coming back this week, right.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
What are you feeling, man? You lose your voice, you
lose your taste, of your taste, the smell or anything.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
No, I haven't known you that, but I'm really stopped.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Up, really like just drainage and just like h.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And I mean, I just felt kind of crummy, you
know what I mean. Slept a lot yesterday just kind
of you know, like, oh man, I don't know why
I'm so tired. And so finally I was like, maybe
I need to go to Minute Clinic and I went
and they were lady was like, well, I don't think
it's a flu, but you want me to swab you
for COVID just in case. I was like, yeah, why not?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
And the Minute Clinic like, I my first move, I'm
curious what y'all do? Is I go get a COVID
test or flu test? Two and one and and I
take it and then I know. So it's just it's
just interesting because he's just so used to going.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
To you don't go to the minute standing account professionals.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
An open bar, a tag at the clinic. Daniel from Prices.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Right, Yeah, she did say, she goes, I've seen you before.
I knew it. We were old friends.
Speaker 14 (14:43):
I was like, yeah, and the urgent care right by
my house. She always asked me, Oh, how you doing?
How the kids like they know it's by you know.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Like, are you dying right now? In the case, I'm
not dying right now?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Do you feel bad right now? Are you just stop
stopped up?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't take some madvill you know, a little bit ago,
so I feel I feel all right right now, but
I woke up feeling probably krumy.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, anything else, guys. We just want to get
him on and say hi and let you know he
has COVID. I just want to make sure that he's
not coming back for the.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Rest of the week.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I'd like coming back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe no, because COVID. What's the role of five days?
Speaker 10 (15:20):
I don't really come onths.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I thought COVID went away and didn't exist.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Oh no, my friend had it last week.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, sound like me.
Speaker 15 (15:28):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Pretty bad, like it knocked her down.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, that's what the doctor said, she says, she said, she's.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
A couple of week and it's really you're stopped up,
really bad. She goes, there's so many variants, but it's
not as bad as it used to be where it
just kills you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
But yeah, I mean we're we're rock and rolling.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
All right, we'll keep rock and rolling at home.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
And he would like flowers for not coming in.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
He wants his flowers for not exposing us to the
flu or any other on this COVID. All right, Well
we're we're hoping you get better. Hey, are more people surprised?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Your name is? Daniel?
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Said?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
You want on the prices? Right?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:59):
Yeah, but we don't today anymore. We've moved on. We
don't use that name, amore. We're back to lunchbox, are we?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
I kind of like Daniel. I kind of like Daniel too.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
It's like a fresh no, no.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Guys, no, stop, we're not doing that crap. We're not
changing my name all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Now boring is that?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
No, I figure you'd want that lunchbox like just you know,
I want to I want to be me now, dan Box.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
No no, no, no, no, no no, Why why would
we do that?
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Don't all right, Lunchbox, we will.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You want me there tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I don't think by listening to you now, it's good
for you to come in tomorrow, like we can play
it by ear, But I don't.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
I don't know the rules.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
I don't think we're playing this one by ear. Can't
you have a baby? He's not Tomorrow's too soon.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You're risky?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Maybe maybe Amy, I have three kids.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
What do you I mean? I have babies and you
came into the studio. Don't worry about it. You didn't
worry about my kids.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
These babies.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
But I don't know that. I don't know that a newborn.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
He had newborns, and you were sick, That's what he's
trying to say.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Correct, you said you.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Came in and you were I know, I don't know
what these random sent me. It's okay, we'll just we'll
just state the facts here that Bobby has a new baby.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
So if he does come in, though, can we do
what we did last time? I put him in another studio.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh yeah, that's an option.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
That's always good or.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
We just have him just turn him up from home
with his phone.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We could do. That's it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
We go to the Daniel lines.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
That's going.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
You got Daniel, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Gosh, you got Yeah, lunchboxes here hanging out. You're interested?
What I'm doing right now?
Speaker 14 (17:25):
I'm rewatching season two of Packs because I turned on
season three and I was like, I don't remember any
of this, So I know I've watched season two, but
I'm had to rewatch it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So what if when he's being normal, he's Daniel. But
if it's like you're going lunchbox on us, that's funny. Yeah,
Like when he goes like.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No, no, it's not funny, guys, it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh when he gets angry, like he sounds like Daniel
sick because he's a little vulnerable, definitely hurting.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
Tune in and not know what you're talking about, Like,
I mean, we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We don't just change. After twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Years, I would say, if you don't change, you end
up going the way of the Dodo Berry.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, if you're not evolving your dead.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Remember Ray changed him to Ramundo. Yep, and he's not
even Mexican.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
People think he's adding.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
My gosh, you guys, are you guys are idiots?
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Are we upsetting you?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Daniels? No, you're not upsetting me, You're just annoying me.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
You respond to Daniel, I do hear say that?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
All right?
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Get better?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All right, man, Well I see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
No, I don't think you will. I don't think you will.
But there is lunchbox aka you may know, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's it. That's all. There is lunchboxes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
All we got all right, violence bye guys.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
And when I would push Bennie's heart right plummeted and
they couldn't figure out why. So her umbellical cord was
wrapped around her head twice and up under her shoulder
and then between her legs. So when I would push,
it was pulling.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Wow. Did you know that as what was happening?
Speaker 11 (18:55):
No, but I knew something was not right. So I
was very scared. He was very scary. It happens a lot.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I think.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
I can't imagine she was fully wrapped.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
She was like part of me. Thinks you know that.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I never knew anything about childbirth until I was getting
prepared to have one. And basically the way like your
cervix and all the things, like the way you dilate
and stuff, is the baby's head like burrows down. So
I'm wondering, because she was so wrapped up if that's
why I went so far past my d date because
she wasn't able to do what she needed to do
to prepare my body for birth. But they basically told
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me not to push until the doctor got there.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
I wasn't.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
The doctor came in and told me all these things
that we were going to have to do to get
her out for since and there's like this vacuum that
they can use, and they're telling me this, and I
look up at my husband and I'm just like scared
to death.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You know.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
I mean, it's scary anyway, But then that started happening,
and I was like, oh my gosh, and I was
like what. And then they were and she was so
far down in the birth canal that they would have
had to push her back up for a C section,
So they said that really wasn't the greatest choice at
that point either. So then we're like having to pick
the best of not great choices.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
It scared me so much so for them to do
any of those things that you have to push for
the doctor to kind of assess, and then they would
do like bring in the forest, and she was also sideway,
so he said he couldn't do the vacuum.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
So you push and then they.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Like clamp on her head and pull her out, which
is so graphic. I'm sorry, but it scared me so bad.
He said, well, we're gonna do I want you to
push as hard as you can, and I just kind
of want to see the position of her head and
then you're gonna relax and then we'll do it again
and we're gonna get her out. And I looked up
at my husband. I will never forget it. Something happened
to me and I pushed her out like they did
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not have to use anything, like something happened to me.
They scared me so bad. You know, you see those
videos of people like lifting cars off of their children.
I had that experience, and so it just scared me,
and I pushed her out.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I pushed twice and she was out.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
When you heard her cry, were you like, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
It that right now will make me weep because I
was so scared that she wasn't gonna be okay. And
I heard her well first they I you know, I'm watched, like,
I see them pull her out, and he's doing this
to my baby, like untangling my child, Like I see
the doctor untangling.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He was like, she's really tangled, and I'm like, is
she okay?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
And my husband is hysterically sobbing, and I'm like look,
and they laid.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Her on me and she didn't cry.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Immediately, they like section out of her mouth and she
went what And I literally have never heard a more
beautiful sound that My life changed instantly in that second
when I I mean looking at her just like yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
So it was scary.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
And then that the reward of getting I literally like
never wanted them to take her away from me. I
was like, we're I didn't even want them to weigh her.
They were like, well, we have to weigh her, and
I was like, no, you don't. I was like, because
I was so scared, you know on.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
The Bobby Bone Show, Now you're a gifted to ronco
By around.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
Yes, I saw the picture.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
It's real.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
I'vey blindfolded us and took us out to the garage
and I was like maybe they got us a golf
cart or something, I don't know, and they cranked up
these cars and then I still was like, they're going
to put us in these cars and take us somewhere,
And then I realized that was my car.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
They're giving you the car.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
They gave us the car shipped it.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
I mean, we didn't drive them home from there, obviously,
because we had more shows, so they shipped the cars,
like do they just one day? I walked outside and
it was in my driveway.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Is that the greatest toy gift you've ever gotten? Yeah,
I mean that's insane. That's awesome. Well, I appreciate you
talking about all that.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Stuff with me.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Oh my gosh, and I'm here if you have any questions.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
And my wife says same thing about you. She's like,
she's so grateful that you've freashed out.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
And been She's asked me a couple of questions. I'm like,
there are no dumb questions because you know nothing. You
have this baby. Get back to the nurse thing. You
have this baby, and these people will help you bring
this baby into the world.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
And then they're like, here's how the car seat goes
in the car. Good luck.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Then you go home.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You're like, where do I put it?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Where does it go?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But there, you know.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
And I told her about this little thing that we
laid Benny in.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I told her about it.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
It's like a pillow.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Do you all have it?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Probably we have.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
There's like a little indentation in the center of it.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Oh, we do have that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah, I told her to get that.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
We do have that.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I'm trying to think of what it's called, but I
sent her the link and stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Ma.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Second, you're doing the i Art Country Festival.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's a big show. Everybody should get tickets ticketmaster dot com.
Final question, what's the best thing about being a mom?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Oh? Man, there's so many wonderful things.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
The way she loves me, just the most pure innocence love,
the way she looks at me and needs me, and like,
there's nothing like it to know that I am and
my husband too.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
But it's different with the mother a little bit. But
I am the number one person in.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Her life, and I don't like just yeah, oh my goodness,
and she says mama and that was her first word,
and that was pretty good.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think I've seen every episode of Friends over the years.
Live when it was on back in the day and
then on TBS. I think I've seen every single episode,
probably numerous times. I was watching Lisa Kudro who played Lisa.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Oh, Lisa Kudro play Phoebe.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, she played Lisa.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
I don't know if my raain was like she played Lisa,
but that's who she is.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
She said that she whenever they were going through contract negotiations,
they made her feel like the sixth friend that they
could always kick off, like you're the worst friend, we
could easily, And she was thankful that they all got
together and did their contract negotiation together because everybody kept
telling her, we can get rid of you very easily.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
You're the one that doesn't matter, all right. So I
was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Ranking the Friends in order based off and I don't
put Lisa Lisa now I think.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Her name, sorry, Phoebe.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
I don't put Phoebe. It's so yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
At number one in the overall ranking, I think you
have to put Rachel Jennifer Aniston. If I'm ranking the Friends,
the number one draft pick is going to be Rachel
Greene Jennifer Anderson. And because of that and because of
the storyline, you have to put Ross at two because
a lot of that story on that show was Ross
and Rachel on if they're gonna get back together, they're
(25:12):
gonna stay together, The're gonna get married.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
So I put Rosster.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It wasn't my favorite character, but Rachel's at one, Ross's
at two. At number three, I put Chandler was really
funniest one on the show, didn't know his job. You
put Monica over Chandler, yep, So I put Chandler at three.
I put Monica at four. She had some good arcs,
(25:36):
she was a chef, she dated Jon Favreau, Tom Selik,
Tom Selleck, then her and Chandler got together, and then
I put Phoebe at five and Joey at six.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
I felt like Joey, all.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Of them were valuable, and I'm not hating on Joey either,
but I feel like his character was the most discardible
of all.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
So it was a point.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't think she was a st long as the
other four because they made her character very dopey, like
almost not real, so it didn't seem as real, like
you didn't connect to it as much.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
Same with Joey. Oh you're doing yeah, So I put.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Joey at six, So I'm gonna go Phoebe at five,
Joey at six?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Why where did you?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
I mean, I would put probably Monica and Chandler towards
the bottom and Phoebe and Joey.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
In the middle.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Real way, did you even watch the show?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I watched every episode.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Their storylines weren't that good. They tried the Joey spin
off though, and it was terrible. Okay, well you think
Joey and Phoebe were better than Monica and Chandler.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I can't speak to why.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Monica definitely just was never I like Courtney Hawks and
I like Monic now.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Listening, you're good, You're you're free to shart what everyone?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Especially now she's so funny on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
If you watch you play drums, Yes, she's like learning
how to play drums, so she plays drums awesome.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
She does these skits like she's very talented. I she
just wasn't. That wasn't my favorite character on the show.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
You didn't like how clean she was and type a
personal Do you think Chandler was the funniest.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
One on the show.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I mean, he's very funny.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
He's trying to convince her back over.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
There was a right or.
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Wrong here, but I'm with you on the top too,
and then I'm not though on the bottom floor.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think Ross was kind of boring and kind of
a crappy character. But because that story with him and
Rachel Jennifer Anderson's character, that was through the whole yeah,
episode one till it ended, It's a big arc.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
So I just did not.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I hated that that Lisa Kudro or Phoebe felt that way,
and she was talking about that doing press now for
a new show or something. I was on TikTok and
I saw a clip and I was like, that looks
familiar and it was our old studio and Little Big Town.
They were doing Boondock's Acapella in our studio and it
wasn't on any of our tiktoks. It was just somebody
who had clipped it and was playing it. So I
sent it to Mike. This is from twenty fourteen. We
(27:47):
had only been in town in here, so and so
all four of a Little Big Town because I love
that song, and I think I was like, will you
guys do it acapella? So I just wanted to play
it because I saw the clip and I was like,
this is so good.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Oh that's from us.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
So here's a little big town doing it. Line, I
get hit a poll. We'll go fishing in.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
A crawl fish hoole, five bog on Saturday night Church
auns morn and you get in yeo.
Speaker 15 (28:15):
On Saturday night Church, all on the mom and.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
We'll go.
Speaker 15 (28:25):
On Saturday night Church, on Saturday.
Speaker 16 (28:36):
Night Church all Sunday morning, on Saturday night Church morning.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
That is.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
I got that fu We only been here a year,
were puffs good times?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I can't wait for them to have new music. So
a little big town there on TikTok and I was like, man,
that's so good.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh we did that. We didn't sing it, don't.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
We were on our.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Show, Wake Up, Wake.
Speaker 17 (29:08):
Up in the morning and it's turn the radio and
the Dodgers already and then lunchbox mor game too, Steve
red Ant trying to put you through fog. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
you know what this.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Is about? It ball.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
Now time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
The Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Why did the zombie take a nap?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Why he was dead tired?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
That was the Morning Corny?
Speaker 10 (29:54):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
I heard the story about the guy with his first
pregnancy being trip, but that actually happened to us as well.
First pregnancy. They were like, oh, we see two of them.
Oh we actually see three of them, and we're like wow.
So yeah, insane and it was naturally conceived. It was
also an accident, but all right, how we go with
I was.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Talking about we have a baby, a single baby, and
that is a lot of work. And I am exhausted
at the end of the night because as soon as
I get home, all the attention is on the baby,
and it's feeding the baby, changing the baby. It's just attention.
It's like a road trip. You don't know why you're tired,
but you're exhausted after eight or nine hours of it.
And so I was talking about kickoff. Kevin, who works
on our sports shows, works behind the scenes here. He
(30:35):
had twins. That's first babies, and I'm going two of those.
But it's all he knows. He isn't no one. This
guy had three.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That is crazy.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
How do you have enough hands?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean the family comes in helps.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
But they don't live there. Like, if your family doesn't
live there, how do they do it for a year?
How diapers.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Diapers blows my mind. How many diapers you go through?
So big? Shout out to this guy.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yeah, we think you're having twentys.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Wait a minute, look.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Behind there one, there's another one.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I'm sure it's awesome. And congratulations.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
By the way, if you guys want to leave us
a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, you can
hit another one.
Speaker 18 (31:17):
Wondering if Amy still cooks any water on her stove
or if she.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Now resorts to microwave every time since she was so
against it. Thanks, guys, have good it.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
There was a period where Amy did not have a microwave.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah I have.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
I have a microwave now, but I still use my
stove top more like I have. If I need to
heat water, I use a kettle.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Dang little house in the prairie old school.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That's not weird.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Get your butter turner too.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
When you're gonna wake tea, you just put it on
the in the kettle.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I don't put anything in the microwave. Oh really, And
then I do sensor reheat. It's been the greatest edition
in my life. I never have to put a time
in the microwave. That's a button since a reheat you
push it and then you push starts and then it
just knows.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Things also taste better when you put it in the
pan and reheat on the stovetop.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Agree, but it takes longer.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
Yeah, oh so how good does it taste it? It takes
another two days to eat it out.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I know.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
I had to put my sty I patch thing in
the microwave the other day and I posted on Instagram
and I never got more engagement. I was like, what
because people were shocked I had a microwave.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
Oh that's why. It wasn't about your sty or your No, it.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
Was more of loyal listeners that have been around a
long time to miss the fact that I have a
microwave because I guess I don't post about it. But
I've had a microwave for several years now.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Voice mail us up eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
I haven't used Facebook a lot in the past few years.
Use Instagram, same company, use Twitter, just TikTok. I kind
of got back into Facebook a little bit, and so
yesterday I'm on I read two press releases about Mountain
Pin High School, where I went to school. Okay, one,
(32:55):
we just hired a new principal. Hey, and I think
he's gonna be pretty good. I don't know him, but
I tell you why. I think he's pretty good. They
do this whole long thing about his life, and he
has a very long beard, like I'm talking about zz top,
but it splits into two like dine bag Daryl type
death metal beard. And if you're getting hire a principle
that has a beard that long, they must be really good.
(33:17):
Because if someone walks to an interview and they got
this crazy long beard, looks like they were again a
metal band in the eighties. You're going, I don't know
if this guy's for the school, but he must have
been so good in the interview and have such a
resume and changed so many kids' lives.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
You're like, beard be dang, this is the dude for us.
I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Here it says in his name is Calvin Walker. Zodas
says Mike, My eyes are so bad, guys. I'm telling
you I got to get a new perscription.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yeah, Calvin Walker, can you zoom an make it bigger?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
The Mountain Pine School District because that's where I'm from
a town of about seven hundred people in Arkansas, proud
to announce that mister Calvin Walker has been accepted as
the principal for Mountain Pine. He's not just an educator,
he's a mentor. But you tell me that you see
this guy walk in an interview Mike, and you don't
think that guy played in some sort of hardcore band
back in the day.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
He kind of looks like the lead singer Disturbed, but
with a bigger bull wow. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So I think he's gonna be a great principal because
he has that beard and they still hired him, and
he has like some sort of thing. He's like a
he has a traveling desk, he says, and he goes
around Anyway.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
I learned this all on Facebook. I never met the guy.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Nobody messaged me about it. So that's number one. Also,
since I enjoyed that they fed me. Apparently we have
a new football coach and I learned all about him,
never met him, but he was the offensive coordinator apparently
at the school he coaches baseball. He had a picture
of his wife and his son and they had a
son in the football uniform, and I'm like, I'm in
his son's already in the football uniform.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
So big things ahead. Frown Pine.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeahs putting that press release out Mountain Pine High School
or what is it's it?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm hoping it's not Facebook AI because they lie a lot. Yeah,
Mountain Pine School District's posts, so yeah that their posts.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Yeah, ye school.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I read a little about him, about this guy, Mountain Pine.
It's time to get loud. We're beyond thrilled to announce
that one of our own coach Aldermen.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Oh so one of your So I mean, I don't
mean that, but liked he went there.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I'm glad you asked because I read that too. I
guess he graduated like six years after me. And he
emphasizes being a multi sport athlete because it builds character
of versatility. And also my theory is he coaches multiple sports,
So what's the good players to play multiple sports?
Speaker 10 (35:34):
But I'm in Facebook. You got me, I'm hooked. I'm
a small town in it. I'm back home.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm not necessary there to play multiple.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
We have like eleven eleven total kids.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Yeah you need that, Yeah, we need you.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
If you don't play multiple sports, we don't have multiple sports.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So yeah, my graduating class was in the forties. I
had like forty five, forty six kids and it was
one of the largest graduating classes of like the past
twenty years.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Wow, like that was.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
A big one.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
How many in your graduating class?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
I mean hundreds and hundreds. We started off higher, but
some people didn't make it. Like I just remember like
our freshman year it was maybe nine hundred to one
thousand or something, and then we actually ended up with
like six hundred.
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Okay, I'm not shaming at the size of your.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
School, no, I mean it was definitely large.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
Yeah, what classification were you.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
The biggest one? A?
Speaker 10 (36:24):
Oh so you don't know. I do know, but you
said the biggest one A.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Tell me is okay, what's the biggest one?
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Five AX is different than Arkansas? I know whatever it
textas biggest. I can't recall that five A five A.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Do you have like five A five A double?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
No, we were I'm telling my high school was big,
so we had to be the big, like one of the.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Big Yeah, we were, Hey bracker oge Just.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And remember I've.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Told you we were very diverse, a very diverse school.
So I had similar Like you said, there was a
lot of gangs at your school, same with mine.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, no, let me say mine again. We got kids
that were kicked out of schools because they were in gangs.
Like we were one of the only schools in the
county that would accept schools that were kicked out of
bigger schools because there were gang related activities. So you
would know when someone showed up that happened a couple
of times. They had bullet holes in the car. You'd
be like, Oh, they must have been kicked out of
Lake Hamilton Hot Springs for gang activity or something.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
Okay, So you guys were like Australia, Yeah, the island
where everybody goes, the prison island.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
So we had people like the Governor's kids mixed with
gang first floor.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
They hung out on the first floor.
Speaker 10 (37:34):
I oppose our gangs though, No I know where you
went to school. I lived East Austin.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I swear to you it was first floor. That's where
they hung out. And then we were on the second floor.
And then I feel like, if.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You're separating floors, the gangs are on one floor those
on real games. No, it was we've put the gangs
on floor one where the elevators are.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
No, that's just naturally.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
How people dispersed, Eddie, how many graduated in your class?
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Seven?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Are you five A?
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Five A? That was That was our I think that
was the biggest.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I'm jealous when you guys said you went to big schools.
What makes me jealous of that is you had resources.
Like we didn't have a baseball field. We had to
go play at Jesseville's baseball field, which was embarrassing because
our home games, we'd play them on their field and
it'd be our home game because we didn't have a field.
Speaker 10 (38:20):
We didn't have baseball field.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
The only thing we didn't have was a pool, and
that was only located in one school, like upstairs with
the gangs and another school across town.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Getting the gang was down first.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
I totally messed that up. All the gang classes were
downstairs now gang one oh one.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
So between classes, gang, algebra.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Between classes, you would gather on your floor with your people,
and that's where.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
They would gather.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Measuring drugs one O two.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Listen, you had to be there. I don't know if
it's still like that, but Morgan, you I think our.
Speaker 9 (38:53):
Class was like three hundred and thirty solid, so not
as big as that is, but somewhere in between it
we kind of felt like you knew each other.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Like the whole class I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I don't know UIL University of inter Scholastic League and
how they this is all Texas, right, mike As Texas
six A, two thousand plus students.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh yea, that was not us. I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (39:16):
I don't think. I don't know if it's graduating class,
it could be entire I were.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
A six A, so I wonder if that's like the
entire high school.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Probably, and then you're spiled up into different You sure
you weren't.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
Oh well, then I think probably it's evolved. I was
in high school, you know, thirty years ago.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I'm sure it's.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Evolved to six A, but it was five A when
I was there, and I yeah, who knows if gang
members are still in the first LIL So.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Since you only had forty kids and that was a
massive class for us, did the top ten automatically go
and get accepted to like big schools.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
So different than Texas were top ten percent I think
got into Texas automatically.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
No, I would say most did not.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Go to college, just generally speaking, And if we a
lot of folks went to what we had. Uh it
was called Garlic County Community College, and that was awesome
because it was nearby and you could start and hopefully
if you did well, you could go. Uh So not
a lot like people went to work at the mill,
but the mill has been closed now. Some did someone
to work. You know, it was very much that kind
of town. But no, it wasn't that type of situation. Okay,
(40:26):
I wasn't valedictorian, but I spoke twice at our graduation,
so I got to be in typing.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
It still haunts me to this day.
Speaker 9 (40:32):
So if you hadn't have gotten the B in typing,
would you have been valedictorian?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I would have had a four point zero. I don't
know if we didn't really have advanced classes either you had.
I went to Garlic County County Community College as a
senior to take classes that got me started in college early.
But I don't know, and I didn't deserve it. I
didn't deserve being valedictorian. I'd shove them too many lockers.
About the third locker you got shoved in.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
But that's not you not deserving.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, had a big mouth though, had a big mouth
it's problematic, Mike, what about you guys side school.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Like three hundred. It's always jealous because you guys had
like real.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Programs, like like we didn't have any sort of like
I mean broadcasting, any sort of media.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Do you guys have any of that?
Speaker 8 (41:14):
And we did, but again that was all because in
my in my town, there were three high schools, and
so one school would have the broadcast TV station or whatever,
one would have the pool, and then you'd have tom
you'd have to drive back and forth if you went
to that class.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
We didn't have a pool, but that wasn't even on
the possibility list.
Speaker 10 (41:32):
We tried to get a baseball field. We did.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
We had a football field, but we had no track,
so we had mud dirt around it. So that's what
we trained on was dirt. Until then we would just
go run on a track at track meets and dude,
it was.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
Awesome because he felt like you were flying.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
It's not dirt.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
You've been running on dirt.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
What I don't even know.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
If we had a pool, I'm getting the gangs.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
I took it over, which I just googled it and yes,
it has evolved. Back in the day, we were five
A and now fast forward all these years later, we're six.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
A anyway, Facebook kind of rocks if you're looking for hotel stuff.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
Man, it's cool. So congratulations to our new principal and
football coach, Bobby.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Bone Show Bonehead.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Sorry up today, Still no lunchbox. Let's go over to
Eddie now for the Bonehead story. You gotta start it
like lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Oh I got to this one comes to us from
South Carolina. There's a woman who owns a local boutique
but it's online. Well, she's open for business. She's been
taking orders. People that get their orders, they're waiting and waiting.
They paid but never got anything. So she just got
arrested for scamming fifteen people. So that's fifteen arrests. That's
(42:41):
fifteen counts. She's going to jail, and unfortunately the boutique
is no longer taking orders.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
So the move is you take a bunch of money,
then you fill those first orders. It's like a like
the Bernie Madeoff like you always feel the orders of
like the group before, and you keep the extra money.
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Oh yes, So new people.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Would sign up with him Bernie made off, and then
he would give them a little money and then he
would keep I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
He's no, he would use their.
Speaker 10 (43:12):
People.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yeah, thank you, the people later they should have bootique Bernie.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Yeah, Well, this lady didn't pay anybody.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
She didn't pay anyone.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Was she selling clothes?
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Beautiful clothes?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
Bailed me out of that. Bernie made off explanation. Amy
bought a cat once and didn't come Oh that it.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Was a deposit in Louisiana and I got it back.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
As a cat boutique. And then the I think the
lady Hurd is talking about it. She was gonna scam Amy.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah, something happened. It was definitely shady.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
So let me can I explain Bernie made off a
little better because I really screwed that up. Bernie Madoff
ran the largest Ponzi scheme in history, using funds from
new investors to pay consistent, fabricated returns to existing clients.
So what she should have done is when new people
signed up with the boutique should have sent the all
orders their stuff and then always said one step.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
She shouldn't have done.
Speaker 10 (44:05):
That, but that would have been the way to do it.
And you guys build me out on that.
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, but I feel like what you said as well.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I don't know, I kind of screwed Up'm kind of
embarrassed my slot there. I'm the bonehead today.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
Have you seen the.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Made Off thing? There's on Netflix. You can watch it.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
I think Game is telling you should watch it.
Speaker 10 (44:21):
Explain it about her next time. All right, there you go,
do it.
Speaker 8 (44:24):
I'm ready for lunch box for your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I want to tell you guys about this crazy cruise.
Not our cruise, which we are doing again next year,
but there is a cruise that goes all the way
around the world. It leaves Los Angeles comes back to
Los Angeles, so all the way around the world. It's
one hundred days.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wait, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
That is so.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
It costs sixteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
The journey begins in California, then crosses the Pacific to
Hawaii with ConA and Honolulu, before continuing into the South
Pacific and Fiji. From there, it reaches Australia before the
route continues through the Western Pacific forward Asia.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
After that, it.
Speaker 13 (45:01):
Heads into the Indian Ocean. The route then turns north
through the Atlantic, stopping in Cape Verdi, Grand Canaria, Madeira,
and Southampton.
Speaker 10 (45:08):
And England.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
After that comes an unforgettable crossing of the Atlantic Ocean
before the ship reaches Barbados and Aruba, passes through the
Panama Canal, and finally returns to Los Angeles, completing a
full circle around the globe after one hundred incredible days.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
One hundred days, thoughts, that's.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I mean, how do you have the one hundred days?
Speaker 9 (45:28):
That would be a really great way to see the world.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I just feel like, if we're playing the numbers here,
one hundred days on that boat, all those parts of
the world, you only got about pirates at some point, right.
Speaker 10 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, I mean through all that or a.
Speaker 8 (45:41):
Storm like something like you know, you can't forecast one
hundred days, so like you could be out in the
middle of the ocean and then here comes a hurricane.
Speaker 10 (45:48):
But on our cruise a storm hit and it was awesome.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
That was a light storm I'm talking about. You know,
you've ever seen those movies where the boat's going and like.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Or those TikTok videos where water but that's so rare
that it makes the news when it does happen.
Speaker 10 (46:03):
I just can't imagine one hundred days doing anything straight.
It'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, I feel like it'd be.
Speaker 10 (46:09):
Sixteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Then you'd have to be retired, right, Like it's got
to be mostly old people in there.
Speaker 19 (46:14):
Or mostly yeah yeah, old people or rich people people
that have jobs like uber, were they gonna stop for
a little bit?
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Well, it's one hundred and sixty dollars a day?
Speaker 10 (46:28):
Do you do the matches now?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Ok?
Speaker 9 (46:29):
I had to do the calculator, and I realized that
I shouldn't need to because one hundred into sixteen thousand
should be obviously one hundred and sixty. But uh that
so that's all your meals. You're seeing the world, you
have a place to sleep.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
One hundred days is crazy, I know.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I mean you have to be retired or have that
time off.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
And you do stop so you get off the boat.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Or you could work that internet Wi Fi?
Speaker 10 (46:55):
What about your house? Who's gonna keep up with your house?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Morgan still feeling effects of our cruise when we went
for seven days, not physically, but she's got like a
bussed phone.
Speaker 10 (47:04):
Yeah, guys, my phone isn't working anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
I think it got ocean water or sand in it somewhere.
I can't listen to people on my phone whatsoever?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Seven you guys did seven days, right? Yeah? Could you
do one hundred?
Speaker 7 (47:15):
That hard?
Speaker 5 (47:16):
If I'm not working, yes, I could do a hundred.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
But if we did a hundred day worker, oh no,
I die, I die.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Pathway, we are doing a cruise again next year if
you guys want to come. Topshelf Country Cruise dot com
and Riley Green is playing. There's a lot of artists
that are playing. But one hundred days on a cruise.
That's from at Voyage Hunter by Everybody. Bobby Bone, the
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
(47:46):
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
Tmitting, what's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning Studio Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I mean, this is a school board meeting and I
saw this one was like, I cannot believe this happened.
They have launched a petition to remove a Washington County
Board of Education member and the district's superintendent over comments
made toward a student during an early April meeting. During
a b o E meeting that was streamed on YouTube,
a board member, Keith Irvin, according to WSMV, can be
(00:40):
heard saying the following to a student he was sitting
next to God, you're high. Okay, I'm gonna play you
a clip. This says about thirty seconds. Here you go God.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Alright.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
There was a comment meant to be I guess a
complimentary of a board member, but that has certainly been
been determined not to be.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
The school superintendent says because the student was.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Not an immediate danger, they kept that meeting going. And
some parents say that that member's comments are unacceptable. Yeah,
you're an adult, as as it's next to you go, God,
you're hot.
Speaker 6 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And that clip started with the actual audio before the
news story. So when you play just the part again,
you can hear she's uncomfortable and then she's like, okay,
you don't tell them, no, no, no, where do you live?
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Run away? How bizarre is that?
Speaker 8 (01:44):
You know what was crazy too, is everyone there in
the meeting started laughing.
Speaker 9 (01:47):
That's what some people do when things are uncomfortable. But
then that's sometimes when we're uncomfortable and then we laugh.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
That's what makes it. Also they feel like, oh, this
is an acceptable thing to.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Say, God your hot.
Speaker 10 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I saw that her age.
Speaker 10 (02:02):
I'm assuming she's she's in high school school.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Yeah, you saw what.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
I saw the clip, and I started thinking like, okay,
could could I maybe we missed something before where they're
talking about temperature or like something, because this is so yeah,
blunt and wrang.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It's so.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Oh is he like?
Speaker 9 (02:23):
I'm thinking if that was my husband or my dad,
I am mortified.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
You know you're hot?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Do a kid student and you're on a board member,
he's a Board of Education.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
During a b o E Board of Education meeting that
was streamed on YouTube, board member can be heard saying God,
you're hot. Yeah, Keith Irvin And this is in Texas, right,
Tennessee or Tennessee?
Speaker 7 (02:47):
Yeah yeah?
Speaker 10 (02:48):
Dan text on the bat because she didn't do anything.
He just sitting there because I.
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Heard Washington County and he automatically think, oh, it's Washington.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
So that was the first story.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Next up, uh, toddler's hand was caught in a wolf's
mouth after the todd climbed into a restricted area at
Hershey Park in Pennsylvania, basically a zoo. And they're mad
at the parents because the parents were distracted by their phones.
So I hear you, yes, parents bad, But also shouldn't
we make it harder for toddlers.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
To get to the where the wolf is.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Maybe yeah, I feel like there's.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
A lot of blame here to go around.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
The child slipped through an opening in the wooden barrier
and entered a restricted area near the wolf exhibit on Saturday.
According to the Dairy Township Police Department, the seventeen month
old was wounded after reaching through the metal fencing. One
of the wolves in the enclosure instinctively and naturally grabbed
onto the toddler's hand. We got to make it harder
for kids to get.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
To the wolf.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Several bystanders rushed in to pull the kid away from
the wolf. The child's parents were only alerted the incident
when commotion erupted from near the enclosure. Yeah, the parents
got a pay attention to it. It's a yeah, you're
to zoo. Everybody loses here. Everybody's bad, bad, bad, bad
bad on everybody. Make it harder. Pay attention to your kid.
If the kid's eleven, I get it. That's the kid's seven,
(04:03):
I get it.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
You can run.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's a young kid, a seventeen month old. The couple
had walked about twenty five to thirty feet away from
the toddler to a bench area and was focused on
their cell phones.
Speaker 10 (04:15):
That's bad.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
But also we got to make sure that you can't
slip in and have a wolf bite your hand. You're
right a little bit of both. Am I crazy for
thinking that?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I think it's yeah.
Speaker 9 (04:24):
They're probably going to now come up with a better plan.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
I'll give you one more.
Speaker 10 (04:29):
A human skull was discovered during an Easter egg hunt
in California.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Ooh oh no, by a child.
Speaker 10 (04:34):
I would have thought this is the big prize. I
found the big eggs skull.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
An investigation is underway in Long Beach after a family
discovered possible human remains during an Easter egg hunt. The
discovery which included a human skull, was made in the
middle of the family's holiday tradition. The family was, of
course shocked and in distress.
Speaker 10 (04:51):
That's crazy.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
That's from CBS News.
Speaker 11 (04:55):
But maybe someone who's been looking still of all THEO
I'm telling you what the craziest one, God you're hot.
Speaker 10 (05:01):
That's the craziest of a human skull being found and
a kid getting eat by a wolf. God your hot
is still the craziest of all the.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
I'm I'm trying to I'm already zooming in on the
BOE meeting looking for I want to see the guy
that I mean, this is.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
A room full of like adults.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, who says that to even an adult that sits
next to them?
Speaker 10 (05:26):
Just imagine you're in a meeting and a twenty five
year old a thirty two year old.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
When would you look at God you're hot, Like you
don't even say that.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
That one.
Speaker 10 (05:33):
That one wins over the skull and the wolf eating
the kids.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Still that one wins.
Speaker 9 (05:36):
I don't know what time BOE meetings are, but check
his cup.
Speaker 10 (05:40):
Do you think he's drunk?
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Just chat, We're not saying that, like where a ship.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
God you're hot, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
All right, do you have a question to be.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Hello, Bobby Bones. Last week my friend hit me with
a horrible April Fool's joke. I have not spoken to
her since my dog went missing about a year ago.
It was one of the hardest things I've gone through. Yesterday,
my friend texted me that she thought she had seen
my dog. I was completely overwhelmed. She realized it hit
me hard and said, sorry, it's April Fool's joke. She
thought i'd be funny. Is that completely out of line
(06:30):
for a joke? Would I be irrational to end our
friendship over this signed April fold as a bad joke.
As someone who's made bad jokes. As a bad joke,
I don't think it's worth ending your friendship over it's
a bad joke. I think they were probably trying to
be funny. Realized they went way too far, way too quick.
Hopefully they apologized if they did. I think you can
(06:50):
stay friends. That's a bad joke.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Though.
Speaker 10 (06:53):
You know what's another bad joke?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Hey woman goes I'm pregnant, Well, that's finely if you're
not like expecting, and especially if you like wanting, Like
if you don't want, it's a bad joke if you
do want it's a bad joke.
Speaker 10 (07:04):
If there's not a good way to do that joke.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
And also the dog, that's just I know it very odd.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
I know it's an eyde.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Joke, you know, like I I saw a husband calling
his wife acting like he was doing a clut call
from jail, and he was like, you know he had
a recording, so you did. Yeah, I saw it on online,
Like those are the the Fools jokes that are.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Funny, Like that's where we go. We don't go saw
your missing dog from a year ago.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
But not everyone's a comedian, you know, they don't really know,
Like I don't know you're trying to be funny on
April Fools with your first.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
We just saw your mom Nancy Guthrie in Arizona.
Speaker 7 (07:42):
It's a mean joke.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You can't do that, so like, yeah, just pretend you
got we got your not funny.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
Like there there are more dramatic, funnier things. And to
your point, Bobby, if if, if they truly are sorry
and they want to make amends, that you can still
be friends.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
And I think they'll hopefully have born their lesson.
Speaker 7 (08:02):
What are they think of making that joke? I know.
Way is that joke?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
Finny, I don't know.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
Okay, here's what we say about this.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
You can't accept an apology and still be friends. That's
a bad judgment on their part. I keep one eye open.
That's a yellow flag on the friendship.
Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
But if they're like it was just a joke, what's
a big deal? Then okay, yeah, maybe you don't need.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
To be all right. There you go, close it up.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
My wife doesn't send a lot of clips. She sent
this one. It's awesome. She used to work as a
janitor at the hospital. Now she's a doctor there.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Oh yes, this is such a great story.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
Good that.
Speaker 12 (08:35):
Shay Taylor Allen is celebrating something remarkable. She will be
an anesthesiology residence at Yale New Haven Hospital, the same
place she was born and where she worked for ten
years as a janitor.
Speaker 13 (08:47):
A lot of people wouldn't even speak to me in
a hospital as a janitor, Like they'll go like this
and walk away because you're just the janitor.
Speaker 7 (08:54):
She says.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
While working as a janitor, she studied for undergraduate degree
before going to.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Medical sco How crazy is that? What a great story,
Such a great story. She started the custodial job at
age eighteen. To support her family, she pursued medicine. She
went to Howard University College of Medicine, went back to
the same hospital as a physician in training. And she's
from Connecticut. That's from CNN and at Shaye Taylor. But
that is an A plus store and Google.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
It because the side by side photos of her working
as a janitor and then her as a physician.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It's so cool to see.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
She had her name tag. They shared her name tag
when she was the janitor. Yeah, excellent. Did you see
the story about the Dominoes delivery guy, the pizza guy.
So there's this guy and they show the like the
ring cam and so he's around seventy years old. He
delivered for Dominoes in Boise, and so the person had
asked when they ordered, Hey, is there any way I
(09:47):
could get a diet Cokes? But the restaurant ran out,
So the guy there was delivering the pizza went to
the store and got him himself. Oh wow, yes, And
so they posted that video of him coming on the
ren cam. And so they raised forty thousand dollars for
my donations. Oh my, so cool.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Elderly delivery r delivery people.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
It's like it gets me every time, and these stories,
I can't it's so special.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
So yeah, Dan Simpson decided to go to the store
since they were out and just get them and he
grabbed a pair of two Leader bottles and he delivered them.
And so the guy was like, guys, you're never gonna
believe what this guy did. And so people just started
donating money forty five thousand dollars over eight days.
Speaker 7 (10:30):
New York post of that story.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
I love that.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So I know we played that God you'r Hot video
a minute ago. I just wanted to hit it with
some with some good stuff too. Yeah, if you missed
that the school board member and the student sits down,
he's like, God, you're hot.
Speaker 10 (10:43):
Would you play that again?
Speaker 7 (10:45):
You're hot?
Speaker 9 (10:46):
You know?
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Okay? I feel like did he throw a damn in there?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
He did?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
He follow it up with that this is a school
board member where a student was sitting next to him
and he goes, God, you're hot and got it on
the stream of the school board meeting.
Speaker 10 (11:03):
Anyway, So shout out to the pizza guys and.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
To the woman who became a doctor where she was
a janitor that feels very Matt Damon Goodwie Hounting. Oh
he does just full circle. Yeah, man, that's a good one.
My lunchbox out stick again today. But I wanted to
bring him on and talk to him so you guys
could actually hear this because you guys don't know anything right,
nothing right.
Speaker 10 (11:25):
This is lunchbox. By the way, his voice is totally
screwed up.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Lunchbox, good morning, Now we do.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
He's okay, it's better, Okay, Yeah, I'm not bad.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I'm not bad. You guys are exaggerating.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
All right, all right, you're not here again today as
I'm absent.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Uh, do you want to tell the studio what you have?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (11:41):
Yeah, guys, I got a little sickness. I went to
the minute clinic.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
They did a little.
Speaker 14 (11:47):
Swabby swab and congratulations, your boy has got COVID again again.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:57):
How do you think you got it?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
A man, there's a one million ways.
Speaker 14 (12:01):
I mean, last week I was on top of the world.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
I had a watch party with all these people at
my house and a lot of germs.
Speaker 14 (12:08):
So maybe from that, maybe from the kids, maybe from
baseball games.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I mean, who knows a lot of people in my
life that could have given me those little germs.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
Do you think you're sick a lot?
Speaker 12 (12:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I know, I really don't.
Speaker 10 (12:22):
How do you not think that he misses about a
show every two weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Right? I mean I did. I did have strapped like
a month and a half ago. That was that was bad.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
But and then you had.
Speaker 14 (12:32):
Besides that, I did have an east invection in my throat. Yeah,
I mean, but I wouldn't say I'm sick a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
I just think that it It stands.
Speaker 14 (12:44):
Out more because I actually admit when I'm sick, you know,
whereas Amy, she just comes to.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Work and just don't worry about it. I'll just act
like I'm not sick.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Does anybody in your family have COVID as well?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
No?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
No, are you quarantining?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Amy didn't even take the shot. She just moved on
like she didn't respond. She just moved I noticed that.
Good for you.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah, But but I mean you got to give me
my flowers because I did feel a tickle in my
throat and I.
Speaker 14 (13:15):
Immediately thought, oh man, Bobby's baby.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
I got to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I mean, that was brave of me. I could have
stuck it out.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
You didn't think Bobby's baby. We heard the voicemail that
you sent Scuba. You were like, Bobby's gonna kill me. Yes,
but anybody that's sick said, I don't want to risk it.
You're not allowed to come up here if you're sick.
But he has COVID and you're not coming back this week, right.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:36):
What are you feeling, man? You lose your voice, you
lose your taste, of your taste, the smell or anything.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
No, I haven't known you that, but I'm really stopped.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Up, really like just drainage and just like h.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
And I mean, I just felt kind of crummy, you
know what I mean. Slept a lot yesterday just kind
of you know, like, oh man, I don't know why
I'm so tired. And so finally I was like, maybe
I need to go to Minute Clinic and I went
and they were lady was like, well, I don't think
it's a flu, but you want me to swab you
for COVID just in case. I was like, yeah, why not?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
And the Minute Clinic like, I my first move, I'm
curious what y'all do? Is I go get a COVID
test or flu test? Two and one and and I
take it and then I know. So it's just it's
just interesting because he's just so used to going.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
To you don't go to the minute standing account professionals.
Speaker 10 (14:28):
An open bar, a tag at the clinic. Daniel from Prices.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Right, Yeah, she did say, she goes, I've seen you before.
I knew it. We were old friends.
Speaker 14 (14:43):
I was like, yeah, and the urgent care right by
my house. She always asked me, Oh, how you doing?
How the kids like they know it's by you know.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Like, are you dying right now? In the case, I'm
not dying right now?
Speaker 10 (14:58):
Do you feel bad right now? Are you just stop
stopped up?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I don't take some madvill you know, a little bit ago,
so I feel I feel all right right now, but
I woke up feeling probably krumy.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, anything else, guys. We just want to get
him on and say hi and let you know he
has COVID. I just want to make sure that he's
not coming back for the.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Rest of the week.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
I'd like coming back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Maybe no, because COVID. What's the role of five days?
Speaker 10 (15:20):
I don't really come onths.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I thought COVID went away and didn't exist.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Oh no, my friend had it last week.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, sound like me.
Speaker 15 (15:28):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Pretty bad, like it knocked her down.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, that's what the doctor said, she says, she said, she's.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
A couple of week and it's really you're stopped up,
really bad. She goes, there's so many variants, but it's
not as bad as it used to be where it
just kills you.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
But yeah, I mean we're we're rock and rolling.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
All right, we'll keep rock and rolling at home.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
And he would like flowers for not coming in.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
He wants his flowers for not exposing us to the
flu or any other on this COVID. All right, Well
we're we're hoping you get better. Hey, are more people surprised?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
Your name is? Daniel?
Speaker 10 (15:57):
Said?
Speaker 7 (15:57):
You want on the prices? Right?
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:59):
Yeah, but we don't today anymore. We've moved on. We
don't use that name, amore. We're back to lunchbox, are we?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
No?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
I kind of like Daniel. I kind of like Daniel too.
Speaker 10 (16:07):
It's like a fresh no, no.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Guys, no, stop, we're not doing that crap. We're not
changing my name all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Now boring is that?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
No?
Speaker 8 (16:13):
No, I figure you'd want that lunchbox like just you know,
I want to I want to be me now, dan Box.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
No no, no, no, no, no no, Why why would
we do that?
Speaker 7 (16:22):
Don't all right, Lunchbox, we will.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
You want me there tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I don't think by listening to you now, it's good
for you to come in tomorrow, like we can play
it by ear, But I don't.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
I don't know the rules.
Speaker 9 (16:34):
I don't think we're playing this one by ear. Can't
you have a baby? He's not Tomorrow's too soon.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
You're risky?
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Maybe maybe Amy, I have three kids.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
What do you I mean? I have babies and you
came into the studio. Don't worry about it. You didn't
worry about my kids.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
These babies.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
But I don't know that. I don't know that a newborn.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
He had newborns, and you were sick, That's what he's
trying to say.
Speaker 10 (16:55):
Correct, you said you.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
Came in and you were I know, I don't know
what these random sent me. It's okay, we'll just we'll
just state the facts here that Bobby has a new baby.
Speaker 8 (17:05):
So if he does come in, though, can we do
what we did last time? I put him in another studio.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh yeah, that's an option.
Speaker 7 (17:10):
That's always good or.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
We just have him just turn him up from home
with his phone.
Speaker 7 (17:14):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We could do. That's it.
Speaker 7 (17:15):
We go to the Daniel lines.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
That's going.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
You got Daniel, Oh my.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Gosh, you got Yeah, lunchboxes here hanging out. You're interested?
What I'm doing right now?
Speaker 14 (17:25):
I'm rewatching season two of Packs because I turned on
season three and I was like, I don't remember any
of this, So I know I've watched season two, but
I'm had to rewatch it.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
So what if when he's being normal, he's Daniel. But
if it's like you're going lunchbox on us, that's funny. Yeah,
Like when he goes like.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
No, no, it's not funny, guys, it's not funny.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Oh when he gets angry, like he sounds like Daniel
sick because he's a little vulnerable, definitely hurting.
Speaker 14 (17:51):
Tune in and not know what you're talking about, Like,
I mean, we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
We don't just change. After twenty two.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Years, I would say, if you don't change, you end
up going the way of the Dodo Berry.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Yeah, if you're not evolving your dead.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Remember Ray changed him to Ramundo. Yep, and he's not
even Mexican.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
People think he's adding.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
My gosh, you guys, are you guys are idiots?
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Are we upsetting you?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Daniels? No, you're not upsetting me, You're just annoying me.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
You respond to Daniel, I do hear say that?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
All right?
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Get better?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
All right, man, Well I see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
No, I don't think you will. I don't think you will.
But there is lunchbox aka you may know, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's it. That's all. There is lunchboxes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
All we got all right, violence bye guys.
Speaker 7 (18:36):
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Speaker 11 (18:40):
And when I would push Bennie's heart right plummeted and
they couldn't figure out why. So her umbellical cord was
wrapped around her head twice and up under her shoulder
and then between her legs. So when I would push,
it was pulling.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Wow. Did you know that as what was happening?
Speaker 11 (18:55):
No, but I knew something was not right. So I
was very scared. He was very scary. It happens a lot.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
I think.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
I can't imagine she was fully wrapped.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
She was like part of me. Thinks you know that.
Speaker 11 (19:05):
I never knew anything about childbirth until I was getting
prepared to have one. And basically the way like your
cervix and all the things, like the way you dilate
and stuff, is the baby's head like burrows down. So
I'm wondering, because she was so wrapped up if that's
why I went so far past my d date because
she wasn't able to do what she needed to do
to prepare my body for birth. But they basically told
(19:26):
me not to push until the doctor got there.
Speaker 7 (19:28):
I wasn't.
Speaker 11 (19:28):
The doctor came in and told me all these things
that we were going to have to do to get
her out for since and there's like this vacuum that
they can use, and they're telling me this, and I
look up at my husband and I'm just like scared
to death.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
You know.
Speaker 11 (19:42):
I mean, it's scary anyway, But then that started happening,
and I was like, oh my gosh, and I was
like what. And then they were and she was so
far down in the birth canal that they would have
had to push her back up for a C section,
So they said that really wasn't the greatest choice at
that point either. So then we're like having to pick
the best of not great choices.
Speaker 5 (20:01):
And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 11 (20:02):
It scared me so much so for them to do
any of those things that you have to push for
the doctor to kind of assess, and then they would
do like bring in the forest, and she was also sideway,
so he said he couldn't do the vacuum.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
So you push and then they.
Speaker 11 (20:16):
Like clamp on her head and pull her out, which
is so graphic. I'm sorry, but it scared me so bad.
He said, well, we're gonna do I want you to
push as hard as you can, and I just kind
of want to see the position of her head and
then you're gonna relax and then we'll do it again
and we're gonna get her out. And I looked up
at my husband. I will never forget it. Something happened
to me and I pushed her out like they did
(20:37):
not have to use anything, like something happened to me.
They scared me so bad. You know, you see those
videos of people like lifting cars off of their children.
I had that experience, and so it just scared me,
and I pushed her out.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
I pushed twice and she was out.
Speaker 10 (20:51):
When you heard her cry, were you like, oh my god.
Speaker 11 (20:53):
It that right now will make me weep because I
was so scared that she wasn't gonna be okay. And
I heard her well first they I you know, I'm watched, like,
I see them pull her out, and he's doing this
to my baby, like untangling my child, Like I see
the doctor untangling.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
He was like, she's really tangled, and I'm like, is
she okay?
Speaker 11 (21:14):
And my husband is hysterically sobbing, and I'm like look,
and they laid.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Her on me and she didn't cry.
Speaker 11 (21:20):
Immediately, they like section out of her mouth and she
went what And I literally have never heard a more
beautiful sound that My life changed instantly in that second
when I I mean looking at her just like yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:38):
So it was scary.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
And then that the reward of getting I literally like
never wanted them to take her away from me. I
was like, we're I didn't even want them to weigh her.
They were like, well, we have to weigh her, and
I was like, no, you don't. I was like, because
I was so scared, you know on.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
The Bobby Bone Show, Now you're a gifted to ronco
By around.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
Yes, I saw the picture.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
It's real.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
I'vey blindfolded us and took us out to the garage
and I was like maybe they got us a golf
cart or something, I don't know, and they cranked up
these cars and then I still was like, they're going
to put us in these cars and take us somewhere,
And then I realized that was my car.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
They're giving you the car.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
They gave us the car shipped it.
Speaker 11 (22:20):
I mean, we didn't drive them home from there, obviously,
because we had more shows, so they shipped the cars,
like do they just one day? I walked outside and
it was in my driveway.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Is that the greatest toy gift you've ever gotten? Yeah,
I mean that's insane. That's awesome. Well, I appreciate you
talking about all that.
Speaker 7 (22:35):
Stuff with me.
Speaker 11 (22:36):
Oh my gosh, and I'm here if you have any questions.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
And my wife says same thing about you. She's like,
she's so grateful that you've freashed out.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
And been She's asked me a couple of questions. I'm like,
there are no dumb questions because you know nothing. You
have this baby. Get back to the nurse thing. You
have this baby, and these people will help you bring
this baby into the world.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
And then they're like, here's how the car seat goes
in the car. Good luck.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
Then you go home.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
You're like, where do I put it?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Where does it go?
Speaker 7 (23:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
But there, you know.
Speaker 11 (23:02):
And I told her about this little thing that we
laid Benny in.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
I told her about it.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
It's like a pillow.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
Do you all have it?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
Probably we have.
Speaker 5 (23:08):
There's like a little indentation in the center of it.
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Oh, we do have that.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Yeah, I told her to get that.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
We do have that.
Speaker 5 (23:13):
I'm trying to think of what it's called, but I
sent her the link and stuff.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Ma.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
Second, you're doing the i Art Country Festival.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I am.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
It's a big show. Everybody should get tickets ticketmaster dot com.
Final question, what's the best thing about being a mom?
Speaker 5 (23:24):
Oh? Man, there's so many wonderful things.
Speaker 11 (23:28):
The way she loves me, just the most pure innocence love,
the way she looks at me and needs me, and like,
there's nothing like it to know that I am and
my husband too.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
But it's different with the mother a little bit. But
I am the number one person in.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
Her life, and I don't like just yeah, oh my goodness,
and she says mama and that was her first word,
and that was pretty good.
Speaker 10 (24:00):
Thank you, Lauren.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
I think I've seen every episode of Friends over the years.
Live when it was on back in the day and
then on TBS. I think I've seen every single episode,
probably numerous times. I was watching Lisa Kudro who played Lisa.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Oh, Lisa Kudro play Phoebe.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, she played Lisa.
Speaker 9 (24:19):
I don't know if my raain was like she played Lisa,
but that's who she is.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
She said that she whenever they were going through contract negotiations,
they made her feel like the sixth friend that they
could always kick off, like you're the worst friend, we
could easily, And she was thankful that they all got
together and did their contract negotiation together because everybody kept
telling her, we can get rid of you very easily.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
You're the one that doesn't matter, all right. So I
was thinking about.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Ranking the Friends in order based off and I don't
put Lisa Lisa now I think.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Her name, sorry, Phoebe.
Speaker 10 (24:47):
I don't put Phoebe. It's so yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
At number one in the overall ranking, I think you
have to put Rachel Jennifer Aniston. If I'm ranking the Friends,
the number one draft pick is going to be Rachel
Greene Jennifer Anderson. And because of that and because of
the storyline, you have to put Ross at two because
a lot of that story on that show was Ross
and Rachel on if they're gonna get back together, they're
(25:12):
gonna stay together, The're gonna get married.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
So I put Rosster.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
It wasn't my favorite character, but Rachel's at one, Ross's
at two. At number three, I put Chandler was really
funniest one on the show, didn't know his job. You
put Monica over Chandler, yep, So I put Chandler at three.
I put Monica at four. She had some good arcs,
(25:36):
she was a chef, she dated Jon Favreau, Tom Selik,
Tom Selleck, then her and Chandler got together, and then
I put Phoebe at five and Joey at six.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
I felt like Joey, all.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Of them were valuable, and I'm not hating on Joey either,
but I feel like his character was the most discardible
of all.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
So it was a point.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
I don't think she was a st long as the
other four because they made her character very dopey, like
almost not real, so it didn't seem as real, like
you didn't connect to it as much.
Speaker 7 (26:08):
Same with Joey. Oh you're doing yeah, So I put.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Joey at six, So I'm gonna go Phoebe at five,
Joey at six?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
Why where did you?
Speaker 9 (26:17):
I mean, I would put probably Monica and Chandler towards
the bottom and Phoebe and Joey.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
In the middle.
Speaker 7 (26:21):
Real way, did you even watch the show?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I watched every episode.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Their storylines weren't that good. They tried the Joey spin
off though, and it was terrible. Okay, well you think
Joey and Phoebe were better than Monica and Chandler.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I can't speak to why.
Speaker 9 (26:35):
Monica definitely just was never I like Courtney Hawks and
I like Monic now.
Speaker 10 (26:41):
Listening, you're good, You're you're free to shart what everyone?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Especially now she's so funny on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
If you watch you play drums, Yes, she's like learning
how to play drums, so she plays drums awesome.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
She does these skits like she's very talented. I she
just wasn't. That wasn't my favorite character on the show.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
You didn't like how clean she was and type a
personal Do you think Chandler was the funniest.
Speaker 10 (27:02):
One on the show.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I mean, he's very funny.
Speaker 10 (27:04):
He's trying to convince her back over.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
There was a right or.
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Wrong here, but I'm with you on the top too,
and then I'm not though on the bottom floor.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I think Ross was kind of boring and kind of
a crappy character. But because that story with him and
Rachel Jennifer Anderson's character, that was through the whole yeah,
episode one till it ended, It's a big arc.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
So I just did not.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I hated that that Lisa Kudro or Phoebe felt that way,
and she was talking about that doing press now for
a new show or something. I was on TikTok and
I saw a clip and I was like, that looks
familiar and it was our old studio and Little Big Town.
They were doing Boondock's Acapella in our studio and it
wasn't on any of our tiktoks. It was just somebody
who had clipped it and was playing it. So I
sent it to Mike. This is from twenty fourteen. We
(27:47):
had only been in town in here, so and so
all four of a Little Big Town because I love
that song, and I think I was like, will you
guys do it acapella? So I just wanted to play
it because I saw the clip and I was like,
this is so good.
Speaker 10 (27:56):
Oh that's from us.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
So here's a little big town doing it. Line, I
get hit a poll. We'll go fishing in.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
A crawl fish hoole, five bog on Saturday night Church
auns morn and you get in yeo.
Speaker 15 (28:15):
On Saturday night Church, all on the mom and.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
We'll go.
Speaker 15 (28:25):
On Saturday night Church, on Saturday.
Speaker 16 (28:36):
Night Church all Sunday morning, on Saturday night Church morning.
Speaker 15 (28:50):
That is.
Speaker 10 (28:53):
I got that fu We only been here a year,
were puffs good times?
Speaker 7 (28:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
I can't wait for them to have new music. So
a little big town there on TikTok and I was like, man,
that's so good.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh we did that. We didn't sing it, don't.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
We were on our.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Show, Wake Up, Wake.
Speaker 17 (29:08):
Up in the morning and it's turn the radio and
the Dodgers already and then lunchbox mor game too, Steve
red Ant trying to put you through fog. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
you know what this.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Is about? It ball.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
Now time for the Morning Corny.
Speaker 7 (29:39):
The Morning Corny.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Why did the zombie take a nap?
Speaker 10 (29:43):
Why he was dead tired?
Speaker 18 (29:51):
That was the Morning Corny?
Speaker 10 (29:54):
All right, voicemail.
Speaker 18 (29:55):
I heard the story about the guy with his first
pregnancy being trip, but that actually happened to us as well.
First pregnancy. They were like, oh, we see two of them.
Oh we actually see three of them, and we're like wow.
So yeah, insane and it was naturally conceived. It was
also an accident, but all right, how we go with
I was.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Talking about we have a baby, a single baby, and
that is a lot of work. And I am exhausted
at the end of the night because as soon as
I get home, all the attention is on the baby,
and it's feeding the baby, changing the baby. It's just attention.
It's like a road trip. You don't know why you're tired,
but you're exhausted after eight or nine hours of it.
And so I was talking about kickoff. Kevin, who works
on our sports shows, works behind the scenes here. He
(30:35):
had twins. That's first babies, and I'm going two of those.
But it's all he knows. He isn't no one. This
guy had three.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That is crazy.
Speaker 10 (30:46):
How do you have enough hands?
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Yeah, I mean the family comes in helps.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
But they don't live there. Like, if your family doesn't
live there, how do they do it for a year?
How diapers.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Diapers blows my mind. How many diapers you go through?
So big? Shout out to this guy.
Speaker 10 (31:02):
How about that?
Speaker 7 (31:02):
Yeah, we think you're having twentys.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 7 (31:05):
Wait a minute, look.
Speaker 10 (31:06):
Behind there one, there's another one.
Speaker 7 (31:08):
I'm sure it's awesome. And congratulations.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
By the way, if you guys want to leave us
a voicemail eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, you can
hit another one.
Speaker 18 (31:17):
Wondering if Amy still cooks any water on her stove
or if she.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Now resorts to microwave every time since she was so
against it. Thanks, guys, have good it.
Speaker 10 (31:27):
There was a period where Amy did not have a microwave.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Yeah I have.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
I have a microwave now, but I still use my
stove top more like I have. If I need to
heat water, I use a kettle.
Speaker 10 (31:36):
Dang little house in the prairie old school.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
That's not weird.
Speaker 10 (31:40):
Get your butter turner too.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
When you're gonna wake tea, you just put it on
the in the kettle.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I don't put anything in the microwave. Oh really, And
then I do sensor reheat. It's been the greatest edition
in my life. I never have to put a time
in the microwave. That's a button since a reheat you
push it and then you push starts and then it
just knows.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
Things also taste better when you put it in the
pan and reheat on the stovetop.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Agree, but it takes longer.
Speaker 10 (32:03):
Yeah, oh so how good does it taste it? It takes
another two days to eat it out.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I know.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
I had to put my sty I patch thing in
the microwave the other day and I posted on Instagram
and I never got more engagement. I was like, what
because people were shocked I had a microwave.
Speaker 10 (32:19):
Oh that's why. It wasn't about your sty or your No, it.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
Was more of loyal listeners that have been around a
long time to miss the fact that I have a
microwave because I guess I don't post about it. But
I've had a microwave for several years now.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Voice mail us up eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby.
I haven't used Facebook a lot in the past few years.
Use Instagram, same company, use Twitter, just TikTok. I kind
of got back into Facebook a little bit, and so
yesterday I'm on I read two press releases about Mountain
Pin High School, where I went to school. Okay, one,
(32:55):
we just hired a new principal. Hey, and I think
he's gonna be pretty good. I don't know him, but
I tell you why. I think he's pretty good. They
do this whole long thing about his life, and he
has a very long beard, like I'm talking about zz top,
but it splits into two like dine bag Daryl type
death metal beard. And if you're getting hire a principle
that has a beard that long, they must be really good.
(33:17):
Because if someone walks to an interview and they got
this crazy long beard, looks like they were again a
metal band in the eighties. You're going, I don't know
if this guy's for the school, but he must have
been so good in the interview and have such a
resume and changed so many kids' lives.
Speaker 10 (33:32):
You're like, beard be dang, this is the dude for us.
I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Here it says in his name is Calvin Walker. Zodas
says Mike, My eyes are so bad, guys. I'm telling
you I got to get a new perscription.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Yeah, Calvin Walker, can you zoom an make it bigger?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
The Mountain Pine School District because that's where I'm from
a town of about seven hundred people in Arkansas, proud
to announce that mister Calvin Walker has been accepted as
the principal for Mountain Pine. He's not just an educator,
he's a mentor. But you tell me that you see
this guy walk in an interview Mike, and you don't
think that guy played in some sort of hardcore band
back in the day.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
He kind of looks like the lead singer Disturbed, but
with a bigger bull wow. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
So I think he's gonna be a great principal because
he has that beard and they still hired him, and
he has like some sort of thing. He's like a
he has a traveling desk, he says, and he goes
around Anyway.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
I learned this all on Facebook. I never met the guy.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Nobody messaged me about it. So that's number one. Also,
since I enjoyed that they fed me. Apparently we have
a new football coach and I learned all about him,
never met him, but he was the offensive coordinator apparently
at the school he coaches baseball. He had a picture
of his wife and his son and they had a
son in the football uniform, and I'm like, I'm in
his son's already in the football uniform.
Speaker 10 (34:49):
So big things ahead. Frown Pine.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Yeahs putting that press release out Mountain Pine High School
or what is it's it?
Speaker 2 (34:56):
I'm hoping it's not Facebook AI because they lie a lot. Yeah,
Mountain Pine School District's posts, so yeah that their posts.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Yeah, ye school.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
I read a little about him, about this guy, Mountain Pine.
It's time to get loud. We're beyond thrilled to announce
that one of our own coach Aldermen.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
Oh so one of your So I mean, I don't
mean that, but liked he went there.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
I'm glad you asked because I read that too. I
guess he graduated like six years after me. And he
emphasizes being a multi sport athlete because it builds character
of versatility. And also my theory is he coaches multiple sports,
So what's the good players to play multiple sports?
Speaker 10 (35:34):
But I'm in Facebook. You got me, I'm hooked. I'm
a small town in it. I'm back home.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
I'm not necessary there to play multiple.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
We have like eleven eleven total kids.
Speaker 7 (35:43):
Yeah you need that, Yeah, we need you.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
If you don't play multiple sports, we don't have multiple sports.
Speaker 9 (35:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
So yeah, my graduating class was in the forties. I
had like forty five, forty six kids and it was
one of the largest graduating classes of like the past
twenty years.
Speaker 10 (35:59):
Wow, like that was.
Speaker 7 (36:00):
A big one.
Speaker 10 (36:01):
How many in your graduating class?
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (36:04):
I mean hundreds and hundreds. We started off higher, but
some people didn't make it. Like I just remember like
our freshman year it was maybe nine hundred to one
thousand or something, and then we actually ended up with
like six hundred.
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Okay, I'm not shaming at the size of your.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
School, no, I mean it was definitely large.
Speaker 10 (36:20):
Yeah, what classification were you.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
The biggest one? A?
Speaker 10 (36:24):
Oh so you don't know. I do know, but you
said the biggest one A.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
Tell me is okay, what's the biggest one?
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Five AX is different than Arkansas? I know whatever it
textas biggest. I can't recall that five A five A.
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Do you have like five A five A double?
Speaker 9 (36:39):
No, we were I'm telling my high school was big,
so we had to be the big, like one of the.
Speaker 7 (36:44):
Big Yeah, we were, Hey bracker oge Just.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
And remember I've.
Speaker 9 (36:49):
Told you we were very diverse, a very diverse school.
So I had similar Like you said, there was a
lot of gangs at your school, same with mine.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, no, let me say mine again. We got kids
that were kicked out of schools because they were in gangs.
Like we were one of the only schools in the
county that would accept schools that were kicked out of
bigger schools because there were gang related activities. So you
would know when someone showed up that happened a couple
of times. They had bullet holes in the car. You'd
be like, Oh, they must have been kicked out of
Lake Hamilton Hot Springs for gang activity or something.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
Okay, So you guys were like Australia, Yeah, the island
where everybody goes, the prison island.
Speaker 9 (37:26):
So we had people like the Governor's kids mixed with
gang first floor.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
They hung out on the first floor.
Speaker 10 (37:34):
I oppose our gangs though, No I know where you
went to school. I lived East Austin.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
I swear to you it was first floor. That's where
they hung out. And then we were on the second floor.
And then I feel like, if.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
You're separating floors, the gangs are on one floor those
on real games. No, it was we've put the gangs
on floor one where the elevators are.
Speaker 5 (37:53):
No, that's just naturally.
Speaker 10 (37:54):
How people dispersed, Eddie, how many graduated in your class?
Speaker 8 (37:57):
Seven?
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Are you five A?
Speaker 8 (38:01):
Five A? That was That was our I think that
was the biggest.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
I'm jealous when you guys said you went to big schools.
What makes me jealous of that is you had resources.
Like we didn't have a baseball field. We had to
go play at Jesseville's baseball field, which was embarrassing because
our home games, we'd play them on their field and
it'd be our home game because we didn't have a field.
Speaker 10 (38:20):
We didn't have baseball field.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
The only thing we didn't have was a pool, and
that was only located in one school, like upstairs with
the gangs and another school across town.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
Getting the gang was down first.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
I totally messed that up. All the gang classes were
downstairs now gang one oh one.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
So between classes, gang, algebra.
Speaker 9 (38:39):
Between classes, you would gather on your floor with your people,
and that's where.
Speaker 5 (38:43):
They would gather.
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Measuring drugs one O two.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Listen, you had to be there. I don't know if
it's still like that, but Morgan, you I think our.
Speaker 9 (38:53):
Class was like three hundred and thirty solid, so not
as big as that is, but somewhere in between it
we kind of felt like you knew each other.
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Like the whole class I'm looking at.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I don't know UIL University of inter Scholastic League and
how they this is all Texas, right, mike As Texas
six A, two thousand plus students.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh yea, that was not us. I didn't know.
Speaker 10 (39:16):
I don't think. I don't know if it's graduating class,
it could be entire I were.
Speaker 11 (39:19):
A six A, so I wonder if that's like the
entire high school.
Speaker 10 (39:23):
Probably, and then you're spiled up into different You sure
you weren't.
Speaker 9 (39:25):
Oh well, then I think probably it's evolved. I was
in high school, you know, thirty years ago.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
Yeah, yeah, so.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
I'm sure it's.
Speaker 9 (39:37):
Evolved to six A, but it was five A when
I was there, and I yeah, who knows if gang
members are still in the first LIL So.
Speaker 8 (39:44):
Since you only had forty kids and that was a
massive class for us, did the top ten automatically go
and get accepted to like big schools.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
So different than Texas were top ten percent I think
got into Texas automatically.
Speaker 10 (39:56):
No, I would say most did not.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Go to college, just generally speaking, And if we a
lot of folks went to what we had. Uh it
was called Garlic County Community College, and that was awesome
because it was nearby and you could start and hopefully
if you did well, you could go. Uh So not
a lot like people went to work at the mill,
but the mill has been closed now. Some did someone
to work. You know, it was very much that kind
of town. But no, it wasn't that type of situation. Okay,
(40:26):
I wasn't valedictorian, but I spoke twice at our graduation,
so I got to be in typing.
Speaker 10 (40:31):
It still haunts me to this day.
Speaker 9 (40:32):
So if you hadn't have gotten the B in typing,
would you have been valedictorian?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
I would have had a four point zero. I don't
know if we didn't really have advanced classes either you had.
I went to Garlic County County Community College as a
senior to take classes that got me started in college early.
But I don't know, and I didn't deserve it. I
didn't deserve being valedictorian. I'd shove them too many lockers.
About the third locker you got shoved in.
Speaker 5 (40:57):
But that's not you not deserving.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
Yeah, had a big mouth though, had a big mouth
it's problematic, Mike, what about you guys side school.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
Like three hundred. It's always jealous because you guys had
like real.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Programs, like like we didn't have any sort of like
I mean broadcasting, any sort of media.
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Do you guys have any of that?
Speaker 8 (41:14):
And we did, but again that was all because in
my in my town, there were three high schools, and
so one school would have the broadcast TV station or whatever,
one would have the pool, and then you'd have tom
you'd have to drive back and forth if you went
to that class.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
We didn't have a pool, but that wasn't even on
the possibility list.
Speaker 10 (41:32):
We tried to get a baseball field. We did.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
We had a football field, but we had no track,
so we had mud dirt around it. So that's what
we trained on was dirt. Until then we would just
go run on a track at track meets and dude,
it was.
Speaker 10 (41:45):
Awesome because he felt like you were flying.
Speaker 8 (41:48):
It's not dirt.
Speaker 10 (41:49):
You've been running on dirt.
Speaker 9 (41:50):
What I don't even know.
Speaker 5 (41:51):
If we had a pool, I'm getting the gangs.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
I took it over, which I just googled it and yes,
it has evolved. Back in the day, we were five
A and now fast forward all these years later, we're six.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
A anyway, Facebook kind of rocks if you're looking for hotel stuff.
Speaker 10 (42:08):
Man, it's cool. So congratulations to our new principal and
football coach, Bobby.
Speaker 15 (42:12):
Bone Show Bonehead.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Sorry up today, Still no lunchbox. Let's go over to
Eddie now for the Bonehead story. You gotta start it
like lunchbox.
Speaker 8 (42:19):
Oh I got to this one comes to us from
South Carolina. There's a woman who owns a local boutique
but it's online. Well, she's open for business. She's been
taking orders. People that get their orders, they're waiting and waiting.
They paid but never got anything. So she just got
arrested for scamming fifteen people. So that's fifteen arrests. That's
(42:41):
fifteen counts. She's going to jail, and unfortunately the boutique
is no longer taking orders.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
So the move is you take a bunch of money,
then you fill those first orders. It's like a like
the Bernie Madeoff like you always feel the orders of
like the group before, and you keep the extra money.
Speaker 7 (42:59):
Oh yes, So new people.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Would sign up with him Bernie made off, and then
he would give them a little money and then he
would keep I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
He's no, he would use their.
Speaker 10 (43:12):
People.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yeah, thank you, the people later they should have bootique Bernie.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
Yeah, Well, this lady didn't pay anybody.
Speaker 8 (43:18):
She didn't pay anyone.
Speaker 5 (43:19):
Was she selling clothes?
Speaker 8 (43:21):
Beautiful clothes?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
Bailed me out of that. Bernie made off explanation. Amy
bought a cat once and didn't come Oh that it.
Speaker 9 (43:30):
Was a deposit in Louisiana and I got it back.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
As a cat boutique. And then the I think the
lady Hurd is talking about it. She was gonna scam Amy.
Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah, something happened. It was definitely shady.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
So let me can I explain Bernie made off a
little better because I really screwed that up. Bernie Madoff
ran the largest Ponzi scheme in history, using funds from
new investors to pay consistent, fabricated returns to existing clients.
So what she should have done is when new people
signed up with the boutique should have sent the all
orders their stuff and then always said one step.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
She shouldn't have done.
Speaker 10 (44:05):
That, but that would have been the way to do it.
And you guys build me out on that.
Speaker 7 (44:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Yeah, but I feel like what you said as well.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I don't know, I kind of screwed Up'm kind of
embarrassed my slot there. I'm the bonehead today.
Speaker 10 (44:14):
Have you seen the.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Made Off thing? There's on Netflix. You can watch it.
Speaker 8 (44:19):
I think Game is telling you should watch it.
Speaker 10 (44:21):
Explain it about her next time. All right, there you go,
do it.
Speaker 8 (44:24):
I'm ready for lunch box for your bonehead story of
the day.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I want to tell you guys about this crazy cruise.
Not our cruise, which we are doing again next year,
but there is a cruise that goes all the way
around the world. It leaves Los Angeles comes back to
Los Angeles, so all the way around the world. It's
one hundred days.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wait, okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (44:45):
That is so.
Speaker 10 (44:46):
It costs sixteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (44:48):
The journey begins in California, then crosses the Pacific to
Hawaii with ConA and Honolulu, before continuing into the South
Pacific and Fiji. From there, it reaches Australia before the
route continues through the Western Pacific forward Asia.
Speaker 7 (45:00):
After that, it.
Speaker 13 (45:01):
Heads into the Indian Ocean. The route then turns north
through the Atlantic, stopping in Cape Verdi, Grand Canaria, Madeira,
and Southampton.
Speaker 10 (45:08):
And England.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
After that comes an unforgettable crossing of the Atlantic Ocean
before the ship reaches Barbados and Aruba, passes through the
Panama Canal, and finally returns to Los Angeles, completing a
full circle around the globe after one hundred incredible days.
Speaker 10 (45:23):
One hundred days, thoughts, that's.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I mean, how do you have the one hundred days?
Speaker 9 (45:28):
That would be a really great way to see the world.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I just feel like, if we're playing the numbers here,
one hundred days on that boat, all those parts of
the world, you only got about pirates at some point, right.
Speaker 10 (45:39):
Yeah, yeah, I mean through all that or a.
Speaker 8 (45:41):
Storm like something like you know, you can't forecast one
hundred days, so like you could be out in the
middle of the ocean and then here comes a hurricane.
Speaker 10 (45:48):
But on our cruise a storm hit and it was awesome.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
That was a light storm I'm talking about. You know,
you've ever seen those movies where the boat's going and like.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Or those TikTok videos where water but that's so rare
that it makes the news when it does happen.
Speaker 10 (46:03):
I just can't imagine one hundred days doing anything straight.
It'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, I feel like it'd be.
Speaker 10 (46:09):
Sixteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 8 (46:10):
Then you'd have to be retired, right, Like it's got
to be mostly old people in there.
Speaker 19 (46:14):
Or mostly yeah yeah, old people or rich people people
that have jobs like uber, were they gonna stop for
a little bit?
Speaker 9 (46:25):
Well, it's one hundred and sixty dollars a day?
Speaker 10 (46:28):
Do you do the matches now?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Ok?
Speaker 9 (46:29):
I had to do the calculator, and I realized that
I shouldn't need to because one hundred into sixteen thousand
should be obviously one hundred and sixty. But uh that
so that's all your meals. You're seeing the world, you
have a place to sleep.
Speaker 10 (46:44):
One hundred days is crazy, I know.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
I mean you have to be retired or have that
time off.
Speaker 8 (46:49):
And you do stop so you get off the boat.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
Or you could work that internet Wi Fi?
Speaker 10 (46:55):
What about your house? Who's gonna keep up with your house?
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Morgan still feeling effects of our cruise when we went
for seven days, not physically, but she's got like a
bussed phone.
Speaker 10 (47:04):
Yeah, guys, my phone isn't working anymore.
Speaker 5 (47:06):
I think it got ocean water or sand in it somewhere.
I can't listen to people on my phone whatsoever?
Speaker 10 (47:12):
Seven you guys did seven days, right? Yeah? Could you
do one hundred?
Speaker 7 (47:15):
That hard?
Speaker 5 (47:16):
If I'm not working, yes, I could do a hundred.
Speaker 9 (47:18):
But if we did a hundred day worker, oh no,
I die, I die.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Pathway, we are doing a cruise again next year if
you guys want to come. Topshelf Country Cruise dot com
and Riley Green is playing. There's a lot of artists
that are playing. But one hundred days on a cruise.
That's from at Voyage Hunter by Everybody. Bobby Bone, the
Bobby Bones Show theme song, written, produced and sang by
read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
(47:46):
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymondo, head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones.
My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening
to the podcast.
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