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March 4, 2026 48 mins

Bobby shares what he believes are 0/10 experiences that he would not recommend. Amy shares a crazy story about a woman who believes her late husband communicates with her through music. After booking a cruise on a whim, she experienced a series of extraordinary connections that left us questioning whether it was mere coincidence or something supernatural? In the Anonymous Inbox, Bobby helps a listener who is feeling uneasy about being the only man at a baby shower his wife is attending. We discuss whether he should attend or find a polite way out. Bobby shared a list of phrases that we are all saying wrong that blew our mind. Bobby also talked about the crazy story where a man ordered a hydration vest on Amazon but ended up having to call police after what he found hidden inside.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting this.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Good.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's up everybody? Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning studio. All right,
things to look forward to this month.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Daylight savings time Sunday coming up, so you'll lose an
hour of sleep, but it won't get dark at noon,
which is what it feels like it's been doing here.
So you can play in the cul de sac for
many hours longer with your buddies. Yes so. And then
March twentieth is the first day of spring.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What do you feel like?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
We're kind of getting there anyway, which feels good. We
had a kind of a harsh winter because we have
a couple of massive winter events. I won't even say
storm like events. Mid March March madness time. Yes, Selection
Sunday is to fifteenth. Baseball starts after that. We got
the Oscars. Steve Curl's got a new HBO show called Rooster,
the new Yellowstone spin off Hits Paramount Plus on the fourteenth,

(01:00):
The Bachelorette with the Mormon Wives Girl on the twenty second,
Hannah Montana's twentieth anniversary special on the twenty fourth, the
iHeartRadio Music Awards on the twenty sixth. There's a new
Pixar movie called Hoppers that opens this Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Mike, what's up? Yeah, it looks good. It's basically Avatar,
but with animals. Isn't that what Avatar is?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I guess isn't Avatar just animals with a couple humans?
Animals from the forest?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Ryan Gosling has Project tell Mary that movie come out
March twentieth, so big, big month here.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Moth's just getting warmer, which is nice.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Now, British Columbia have announced in Canada that they are
switching to permanent daylight savings time.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
That means getting closer to us.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
It'll trickle down.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm jealous.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
BC announced they're switching to permanent daylight savings time. They'll
spring forward this Sunday and then keep it that way.
They're hoping to do it alongside California, Oregon, and Washington,
and they're hoping those states will now follow suit because
they were all gonna do it together because British Columbia
is on the West coast, because Arizona stays they don't
switch at all, Shout out Arizona. But they were hoping

(02:08):
it'd be BC, California, Oregon, and Washington all together, and
then they didn't come to the party, so they're just
gonna do it anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So yeah, there you go. Man, it seems like it'd
be a good idea. Right.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I'm sure there are things we're not thinking about, but
it seems like that'd be a good idea, just to
switch and stay switched. So I watched the video of
the McDonald's CEO eating the Big Arts burger, and I'll
say this, I think the burger looks good. A McDonald's
I don't believe is a sponsor. I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I don't do any ads for them.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They may be, and this is not good or bad
about McDonald's, but the video is hilarious. So he looks
like what a CEO would look like, you know, nerdy
guy in a suit, got it? No, but he's got
his he's in his casual CEO where okay. So he's
got like a quarter zip and like a sweater over
it type thing, and he's going, I'm gonna taste test

(02:58):
the new Arts burger. And he opens it up and
it's all the sesame season the top. It does look
good and it is big, and he says, I know
where I'm gonna eat this for lunch as well, and
then he takes what might be the smallest bite I've
ever seen a human take of anything.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
He nibbles it.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
He goes and watch and he goes, huh, just just
he goes.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
And maybe it's because because I was trying to think
of why.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
He has a small mouth.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, you can't do a lot of talking with a
full mouth. Sure, that makes sense, maybe if he takes
a smaller bite. I just think he took a little
too small of a bite. And then I go, how
are there on eight people around him going, hey, we
need to reshoot that.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Yeah, like, let's take a better bite.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Yeah yeah, let's let's get the bite we can all
we can also do a cut A cut at it
immediately like chew because it looks like and I don't
think this is the case at all. It looks like
he didn't want to eat it. I just think he
had some talking to do. But it was a child bite,
it was.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And then he's like.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
The big arch features two quarterbound patties, special sauce, lettuce.
He's like, the onions are so crispy, the pickles, uh so.
And they tested it out in other countries, they brought
it to America. I bet you it's really good. The
video hilarious, and then other people started doing parodies of it,
or they'd have the food in front of them they're like, Oh,
can't wait to taste the steak and they lifts it
up and they're like.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Oh, it's delicious. So that's from the New Coast might
see the video.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, we're not sure he's ever had a burger in
his life.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You know, he was a numbers guy.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Even though way he was holding it, I was like,
that's not the way a human holds a burger.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
He's a numbers guy, you know. So that was funny.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Uh. There's something called a stress bragger, and I think
we probably have one of these around here. When people
brag about how much stress they're under. They do it
because they think it makes them look better to coworkers
than others. People who exact like they have so much
going on. Who would that be? Do you think in
this room if your answers that you're correct.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Oh, guys, just because I say I got a lot
of stuff going on, I never say I'm stressed out.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
It's just it's always something. It's always something. I'm always
so busy, always.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Yeah, And then you guys find me like taking a
break in the break room for two minutes.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
In someone's office. Yeah, singing songs. There's something called an
alpine divorce. Now, this is pretty.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Funny, funny, it sounds terrible. Well, you don't know what
it is, No, I do because I heard about it.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Way, two people go in the woods on a date
and one of them leaves them and the other one
has to survive.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
What.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Yeah, so they abandoned them in the.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wild It's when a couple goes on a date out
of nature, a high camping trip, the bike ride, and
then one of them abandons the other in the wilderness
defend for themselves, but they don't do it.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I would be terrified.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Is this a trend?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Why why do this?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I would think if I were going on a date
with someone, it's because I like the person and want
to see if I like the person even more after
spending time with them. But I feel like this is
the opposite. You would do this to someone you don't like.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Right, I don't know why people are doing it if
it's just I mean, why it's a trend, Eddy, I'm
not sure, but it is on the rise, and so
maybe some people are doing it as like a he
he ha ha, or some people are like, oh, this
is finally my way out.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Maybe you go on a date it's not going so
well and you decide halfway through, I think it's time
for an alpine divorce. Yeah, and then you leave them
in the woods. If it's not done as a joke
and you're not hiding watching, that's.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Mean, right, That's what I was thinking, Like you have
to see how they how they get out or else.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's just straight mean USA today with that story. So
if you hear anyone talking about an alpine divorce, that's
what it is. And the other thing is that Southwest
they're they're now quote refining their new seating process because
now in Southwest they have seats, they have signed seats.
I've not flown Southwest since they've done this, have you guys?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No? Okay, but the rest of our show did.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
And they say the problem is people are done with
their bags, like as soon as they get on, they
throw them in the front, even though they're seats in.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
The back, and that your bag space is over your seat. Correct.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
On a Southwest flights, people are getting on just throwing
their bags up front. So they make sure they're in
front of them, and then all of a sudden people
get on and they have nowhere to put their bags.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
That's got to be old habit, right because but still
even then you should do it above over you.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah, it's like common sense.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yes, it's actually rude to do the opposite, to just
grab some unless you get on and people are like,
there's no bag space, find any spot available, You take
the spot above your head, right, But travelers are experiencing
difficult it's finding overhead bend space near their seats, leading
to delays and frustrations. So now that's what they're going
to have to do. But apparently a lot of people

(07:30):
are upset at the new Southwest boarding.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, people don't tend to like change.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
We know that well.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
And also people are extremely rude and they're just going
to take anything that's there.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
I know, I guess you know. Flight attendants.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Now for them, they're going to have to greet people
and they walk on and also state the obvious, Hey,
keep your bag with you till your seat and then
put it above you. Not a sin bar.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
We gave a question to be because hello, Bobby Bones.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
On Saturday, my wife wants me to join her at
her friend's baby shower. Since being asked a week ago,
I've learned I'll be the only guy there. Honestly, I've
never been to one of these things and didn't even
know guys were expected to attend. Any advice for a
guy entering uncharted baby shower territory or maybe a way
to get out of it, Thanks baby shower Sam. The

(08:31):
only thing I know about guys being in a baby
shower because I went.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
But it was my wife's right.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
And if you're the only guy there and the the
dad's not.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Even there, that's bizarre. I don't think you should go.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm not sure what's up with that.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
So your wife just wants you to go with her,
and I'm all.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
For Hey, it's gonna make your wife happy and it's
not pulling you away from something that's vital, Like you
should do it. However, if you're the only dude there
and you're not the dad, that's bizarre.

Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah, because I'm like her the other girl, like they're
gonna be like, what's your husband doing here? I don't
get the.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Dad especially is not going to be there exactly unless
they're going to Mary Povitchu and be like you are
the dad that could be it.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
If and if that's I mean, And Bobby, you were
even the dad and you only can towards the end.
And that was intentional because like you don't you don't
need to be there for the whole time.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Is that weird for you? No, because I was supposed to.

Speaker 6 (09:23):
Be there, but you were the only guy there that
was the dad him.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, the games that I was built for.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, and I was hungry so that helped too.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
I don't know, man, this doesn't sound good. And mostly
I'm like, hey, let's make everybody happy. Let's find a
way to make everybody happy. I don't like this. I
don't think you should go now. I'd push back a little.
And if she just demands it, this is something that
you do and then you hold for later and go
Remember that time you told me to go to that
shower and I was the only dude there.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, Like this can be one of those.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Because I'm wondering, I there's something that she's uncomfortable about,
and he's probably like a security blanket for her. Potentially,
you know, like having him there would be comfortable for her.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Maybe she just wants to ride.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Well, he could drop her off and pick her up.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I would really push back player this clip, and I
would say, if the dad's not going to be there,
it's going to be weird if I'm there.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
And then secondly, if she still demands that you go,
you go.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
And then when it feels so weird afterward, say hey,
that felt really weird. In the future, if I voice
that this is awkward for me, would you please give
it a second thought. I don't think there's anything wrong
with that. Using it for ammunition for a later fight.
You call it ammunition, Yeah, that's what it is, okay,
Using it as a tool for a later argument.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Look, you know sometimes in relationships there's gives and takes,
and this is the one you keep in your back
pocket a wrench.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yes, all right, there you go, close it up.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
There's a kid ten years old and he was making
money as a kid, and then the dad spent all
his money. So then the kids sued the dad. What
if you spend your kid's money with Davey mad.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
He's so upset they earned it, but they wouldn't know
how to assume me though.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yeah, I think it's twelve thousand dollars. Twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, taking a court by his ten year old son
for spending the savings without his consent, refusing to.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Pay him back. How does the kid have that much money?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
The father had opened a bank account and deposited the
boy so called money. Over the years, the kid would
do little jobs apparently, okay, and he took it all
out and spent it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
So there could have been like allowance, it could have
been for working.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Gift money for all all.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah, and so he said, hey, can I get my money?
And he's like, I don't have it anymore and I'm
not going to give it back.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Oh man, justice for the kids. Yeah, so I'm.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Sure, twelve thousand dollars. But does the kid have any
rights at this age? Well, like, is that money really
his because he's under the guardianship of his parents.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Well, this is what happens with kid actors when their
parents and its spending all their millions of dollars. So
you can't just say you have no rights. Then every
parent would go, no, that was my money. I think
there are protections. By the way, in the ruling, the
court ordered he had to pay all the pay his
SUN savings back.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Dang, that's crazy. That's a wild story, right. Is that
a bad parent to steal the money?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Yes, and then not give it back?

Speaker 1 (12:23):
And then what are you teaching your kid?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
And what did he buy?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
It doesn't say all that doesn't go down. I'm bet gambling, Yeah,
gambling and beer. I can't imagine. There were some responsible
decisions being made there child actors whose parents took their money.
Jackie Coogan earned around four million dollars but found out
his fortune was gone by age eighteen, which led to
the Cougan Law, which forces parents set aside fifteen percent

(12:49):
of earnings, much like a manager. I'm not for sure
Jackie Coogan was, but had to be the first because
that's what the law is named after.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
All black and white. So yeah, no idea.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Wait, Jackie Coogan ended up being in Adam's family?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Is that lurch? Wow?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
So when you say set aside fifteen percent like management,
like the parents.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Uncle Fester, excuse me, Uncle Fester. Wow, the little Baldwin,
the short Balga, the balgay.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, the parents get that fifteen percent and the kids
get the rest.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
So if the parent is their manager, quote manager, they
get their manager fee, which is fifteen percent.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Micola Colchin removed his parents' access to his trust fund
as a teenager, alleging they had misused his money. Jen
m Alone emancipated herself at age fifteen after alleging her
mother squandered over a million bucks of her earnings. Gary
Coleman sued his parents He's from different strokes after his
fortune was gone. Corey Feldman had to emancipate himself at fifteen,

(13:46):
alleging his parents left him with only a fraction of
his earnings.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Misha Barton lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Ariel Winter was emancipated, citing, among other reasons, financial abuse.
Aaron Carter revealed that by age eighteen, his parents had
left him with massive tax debt instead of the millions
that he had earned. Drew Barrymore became legally emancipated for
her mom at fourteen. The crazy story is not even
the kid's story, but it's a Dane Cook story where

(14:10):
his brother was his financial advisor and oh my gosh, yeah,
blood brother, so yeah. The story of Dane Cook is
embezzlement millions of dollars. Between two thousand and four two
thousand and eight, the brother stole at least twelve million
dollars gosh using his position to divert funds into personal

(14:36):
accounts and creating fake financial statements. How about that, because
you're trusting the person with your money to just you're
just gonna go do your thing.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You're traveling, you're right, your brother.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your brother, Like you're trusting
him anyway when you have to hire somebody to do this,
but then you double trust your family two million dollars.
But I thought the kids suing his dad was pretty funny.
Thought that as they're mentioning there was another kid's story,
this one not funny. So I'd like to just say,
this is a kid's story, this is not funny. Remove
the funny everybody can take when he's out. A Florida

(15:09):
toddler's recovering after ingesting method was in out of a
sippy cup, according to the Nasau County Sheriff's Office. Detective
said that after the one year old drink from a
sippy cup, the parents found a bag at the bottom
and someone else who lived in the homes of the
bag had metamphetamine inside of it. According to detectives, that
child had been potentially exposed to the drug. It goes
on Fox thirteen News. What sucks is that. What really

(15:33):
sucks too, is that kid is living around that all
the time. Yeah, like that was a part of what
was happening in that house so much.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
That was hiding spot.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yes, maybe possibly, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:43):
I mean I feel like he just grabbed the cup
to get some water or whatever and then that was
in there.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Can I give you one that's a little more funny
than that one, but not all the way funny.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
That specifical one was not fun.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
No, no, zero zero funny. The first one funny, pretty funny.
This one that's a ten funny. This one's zero. This
one's like a three and a half.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Police near Atlanta kindly asked parents to double check lunches
they packed for their children after one kid and it
seems like a young kid came to school with a
Martini to wash down a midday snack.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hey, do not laugh. This is only three and a
half funny. How was it packaged? I'm curious about these.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Like in a Martini class.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
The South Police Department released a picture of what a
quick glance looked like a normal school lunch, but on
closer examination, the aluminum can wasn't juice, soda, or any
other non intoxicating beverage. It was a can of lemon
martini made with vodka triple second lemon juice.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
So it was a can. Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
That is not Capri's son, That is not apple juice,
the police said in a statement about the martini lunch
from the kid, it looks like what a what I can?

Speaker 5 (16:54):
Okay, So it was just an accident mixed up, like.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
They grated the wrong one. Hey, I get it. Some
my you know pie uns in the fridge. They're next
to like apple juice. Should they be? They really shouldn't.
And after the story, I'm moving those of the back.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
They should be in the garage fridge.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yeah. Part of this story too is how they wrote it,
which makes it funny because if you just go, oh,
a kid took alcohol to school, depending on how old
the kid is not funny. But when they write in
the story one tie came to school with a martini
to wash down a midday.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Snack, that makes it funny. It's funny. Check the lunch before.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
This is NBC news and it I don't know if
the kid really got into it, because I'm looking at
the can and the lunch and they could have just
spotted the can because it says lemon dropped martini. It's
obviously a martini. Guys, I'm telling you, if you can read,
you know that's not water. But it does look like
a can of like liquid death water or something like that.

(17:50):
But yeah, three point five right, funny, pretty.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Funny, Yeah, I mean, especially because they didn't drink it.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, we don't think they And the kid looks if
I'm looking at because I just see the kid's hands
fourth grade based.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
On what the hands look at the hands of the kid. Yeah,
but he could read, you know what that Yeah, was
out there was a hot air balloon.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
These people got in it, and I guess they couldn't
control it. It hit a cell tower. Uh, they had
to rescue the people thankfully. So I can read you
some of this and I'll give you my experience. On
Saturday morning, two people rescued after their hot air balloon
struck an eleven hundred foot tall cell tower in Longview, Texas,
leaving them stranded nine hundred and twenty feet above the ground.

(18:30):
More than a dozen firefighters, including several who were off duty,
climb the tower and use multiple three hundred foot ropes
to safely lower the passengers one at the time. You know, Nope, nope, no,
don't do not like I do not recommend. I hated
being on a hot air balloon. Now I'll say this first.
I don't like heights. I hated being in a hot
air balloon. I don't like being in airplanes. Not the same.

(18:50):
I hated being in a hot air balloon. You know why,
because it's only a basket. That's the only thing keeping
you from falling to your death. You're just in a
basket and there's some dude up there going wats it
and you're going hated it. Do not recommend. It's d
ero out of ten experience. And you guys been in
a hot air balloon.

Speaker 6 (19:08):
Yes, I have, And it's scary because they really have
no control. The only thing they have control of is
going up that hot air. When they hit the the
balloon goes up, but where the wind takes you, you
know how they steer that thing.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It feels like a sailboat in the sky and a
selboat on the water you can.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Alwayst jump out of. And what you're sitting on is
a wicker basket. It's a basket. It's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Dumb basket man, the dumbest It's like you're in an
easter basket and that's all that's saving you is the easter.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
And if you want to go west, they move all
the sand bags to the left side and they're like,
now we're going west, Like sandbags.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Are steering us.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I don't want to do it, but it is pretty cool.
Do not recommend like a hot air balloon festival with a.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Lot of hot air balloon you know what.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Maybe I'll watch from my car as I drive by,
but I'm not even stopping at it. So that's my
zero out of ten do not recommend? Do you guys
have any experiences that you can think of? If it's
zero out of ten, do not recommend it? I got
more too, Okay, good, you have one. Get bungee jumping?
Oh I've never don't.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
I won't don't do that, Like there is nothing good
about bungee jumping, Like because because I when you watch it,
you're like, oh, that looks kind of fun, and then
the springy bungee cord kind of goes and then pulls
you up and you're like, oh, that looks like it's
nice and smooth, it's not. It's very jarring. Whenever it
like goes brown, it's so jarring. Your whole neck whips

(20:27):
and you're hanging upside down. There's nothing fun about it.
You did skydive, loved it? Okay, So there's a difference.
Loved skydive.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Yeah, I would recommend that I skydive too.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I don't want to do it again, but I'd recommend
it because I I can go.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
With that to it, I can go with it.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
And also I was with somebody tandem.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah. So, but a bungee jump, you're just trusting some
dude to clip the.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Hook, right, you know, they velcrot something to your leg
like and then you jump upside down.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
No zero of ten, don't recommend you're out of ten,
don't do it.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
I would say, no, I love this, but I would
say if you don't gamble, I wouldn't recommend going to Vegas.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
What about the shows?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I know, and that's part of it.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
And what are gonna do? What are you gonna do
all day? They do all day? Shop? The pool?

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Oh pool?

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Oh yeah, I hate pools.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Though. You guys can talk okay, you guys can talk
me out of this because I love Vegas. But I
would just say to my friends that don't gamble at all,
and they go and they're like, I don't. I didn't gamble,
So what's much to do? I guess if you like
pools and then people like to shop, right, Ay, mean's
different out there.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
There, and honestly so much.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I've been to Vegas what like probably twenty times, and
I've never been to the pool.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Never.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I've never done like the pool.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I mean, I've stopped to buy to say hi to
people hang out at the pool, but I've never had
a pool day in Vegas, like like people you see people.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Having you know, so maybe I need to try that.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
This also doesn't count as people who live in Vegas
Vegas that Vegas is awesome.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
We're talking about the strip in Vegas. Yeah, what are
you saying?

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Last time I went on a lazy River at like,
I don't know, one of those fancy hotels, Dude, it
was awesome and everyone's having a blast. There's a DJ
out there and everyone's drinking. The pool experience in Vegas
is next level.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
I would also recommend not doing a meet and greet
with your favorite artist unless you've done enough research to
realize they're nice in their meeting greets.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Why I could ruin it for you?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Now you can research now and find who's really great
and who's not. And if it's like, oh, a lot
of great experiences, yeah, that'd be something i'd recommend not doing.
Do you have any zero autotids experiences in your life?
We got to get you a hot air balloon then, no, no,
we got you.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, I'm not a very adventurous person. I hope skydiving
is the craziest thing I've ever done.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Parasaled, Oh I did do that?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
How was that?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
I didn't like it, but I mean it wasn't totally terrible.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I heard on a podcast or I heard from you guys.
I don't know anymore. My world are starting to get
mixed up. Or someone was parasailing and they they unclipped
and they went, they flew to the town and maybe
one of my favorite podcasts I was listening to they
were I think it was.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I think it was a big team.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
So I think there was an issue with the rope
and like the rope broke and their pal parasailing and
they ended up they didn't die, but they flew like
they stayed high and.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
So they were no longer connected, right, and so.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Then they're just sort of like their own little kite.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, and they flew into a tree like two miles
in the town.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, didn't die. Didn't die. That's scary.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, so that that wasn't you guys, guys, I'm getting
my world and mixed up on what podcasts and I'm
listening to.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I mean, I told you all, I did the kind
in Mexico where we launched from the sand, and everyone
thought that was crazy, but it's true.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, but what happened I had to run. Didn't something weird?

Speaker 5 (23:47):
Like I didn't know?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I mean I didn't like it, Like it wasn't fun
or enjoyable to me.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
I mean, it was my honeymoon was.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Getting married.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Amy, No, just kidding. I don't regret that.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I thought you had a bad experience on the pairasale.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
It wasn't great. I did not like it.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
It was sweaty and the things all in your your harness.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
I mean, the the it was scary. We went spearfishing
on that trip too. I don't recommend going out into
mid the ocean with some random people that don't speak
your language.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
With spears that.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Felts on earth felt how was the experience? I didn't
like it? And and snorkeling, we did that.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
That's fine, you spearfish. No, I think that my ex
husband maybe did.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
I would not recommend going deep sea fishing. But that's
only that's only if your motion sick like I am to.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
That is the best thing.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Because every people that I know loved it. But people
that I know that have motion sickness, they're like, I
vomited the entire time. Yeah, yeah, all right, But anyway, what's.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
The moral of this story?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Sorry, don't go up on a hot air balloone. Okay,
So we have a story about somebody talking to somebody
from the dead. I don't know much about it. Amy,
you're on the cruise. What happens?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So this woman comes up to actually Eddie and I
were walking around and she's like, hey, do y'all mind
if I share a story with you?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
And we're like sure. Problem.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
She tells us that her husband passed away a few
years ago and that he often speaks to her through music.
She booked this cruise before all the artists were announced
because there's muse live music all the time. She's like,
I'm not even the biggest country music fan. I don't
even know, honestly, why I booked this cruise. She's like,
but here I am.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
She did say why did she book the cruise? Yes,
we were on it.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
She doesn't know. She just was like, I'm going to
go on that cruise.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, okay, so sure we were on it. She just
booked it. No, she didn't even really know our show. Yeah, well,
she just booked a cruise for no reason. The cruise
for no reason. Yes, okay, but.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
She likes music.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
But she's like, honestly, it's not even country music that's
my thing.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
She said that, what was it?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Like a week before we set sail, Cooper Allen was
added to the lineup.

Speaker 5 (26:03):
She bought her tickets for this cruise way before that.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Well, a song that got her through the death of
her husband is a Cooper Allan song. It's something that
was really special even to her husband, to her and
for you know, the last few years, she's used it therapeutically. Well,
then Cooper Allen's added to the cruise that she didn't
even really want to go on.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Then he's on the boat. She runs into him on
the boat.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
She's able to tell him how special this song is
and what it means to her. And he's like, oh,
are you coming to my show in the theater tonight?
And she was like, yeah, I'm going to be there.
He's like all right. She gets to the show, he's
on stage, he tells the story, he dedicates the song
to her and her husband, and then performs it. And
so she's like, my husband's always spoken to me through music.
So my husband's here on this boat like he was

(26:51):
in this moment.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
He orchestrated this whole thing. Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 1 (26:55):
What do you think? I mean?

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Let me just say, let me give you this, Bobby.
I know you're like, uh, coincidental, it don't mouth.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
So my question for you here.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Is is this coincidence or supernatural?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
So I love this for her, coincidence that brings her
closer to her husband that she loved, A plus for it,
But what are the odds?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
The odds? What?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
So her husband orchestrated me having to leave a day
early from the crowd has nothing to do with it,
you know, because he wouldn't have come on because I
paid my own money to.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Get him on that boat. Cooper Allen, Yes, yes, I.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Cut my money to pay to get him on the
boat because I had to leave a day early.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
This is a ring, this is I guess, so I
guess he did. So let me get this straight.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I want to say this in a way though that
is extremely respectful. So I love this for her.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
But now, beautiful moment, I mean, she's like in tears.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Can I just be the person now that just says stuff?

Speaker 5 (27:55):
You mean that like squashes on someone?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
No, just.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
What? Because I love this for her, I didn't want
to tell the story because I don't want to be
the guy that like rains on a parade, I shall
sit back.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, No, I just don't want to be pregnant. Well,
we heard her story, so let's hear your story. I
don't have a story.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
I bring an interesting wrinkle in my mind.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
I go my wife, my wife being extremely pregnant, and
the doctor saying you can't be out at sea with
no way to get back, and I'm like, okay, I
have to leave a day early. So then I take
the money that I'm getting paid to pay for Cooper
Allen to come on the boat. So that would mean
her husband got my wife pregnant at a certain time. Yeah,

(28:36):
her dead husband and pregnant in my wife.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
No, he says, Now I'm mad at him.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
He was part of the pregnancy. He was probably he.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Was okay, and I'm okay with that if if I
can't prove that's not true. By the way, I can't
prove that all that didn't happen. But I'm saying in
my mind, I go, oh, this all happened because of
some you know, physical some health things.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Doctor says, this wife gets pregnant at this point, and
and I go, hey, I will pay for another artist
because I can't stay a day. And so I paid
for Cooper Allen to go on that boat with my money,
and so he comes on the boat, and then all
that happened. I think that is a beautiful coincidence. I
love it. I love it, and so I don't want

(29:17):
to speak ill of it, because you put me in
a place to speak ill of it. But I'm also
being met with the logic of the situation. But I
also can't prove that her deceased husband didn't impregnate my
wife a long time ago.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
WHOA, yeah, I don't know that he had to impregnated.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
But he's orchestra. He's pulling this strike. He's somehow involved.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Okay, so you think this is supernatural with the help
of the Lord. Okay, so then that's different. I think
the Lord's helping everything every single.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
That's what I hear out of this whole story, that
this was all part of the plan.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Yes, because it could have happened to where it's go.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
I'm like, well, gotta leave a day earlier than I thought. Hmm,
wonder what we should do. And then all of a sudden,
it's like, cool, brala exactly. He plants that in mind.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
It's like, why would you choose Cooper Allan?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I have no way to prove that any of that
is wrong.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I don't, by the way, strong selection because he was
awesome great, Yeah, he was fantastic, like really good.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Didn't tell you guys that payment, no, No one said that.
He may not even know.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
But that was just I was just using that in
the story for that's how that happened.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Gotcha, So okay, well, but I love that for her.
You were a part of a beautiful moment. Whether it's
coincidental or supernatural. It was a really cool story to
hear and a very special moment for her.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I love all that, but you made me. I didn't.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
I can't make you do anything.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
You did.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
No, you wanted, you wanted me to speak on it,
and you knew how I was going to speak on it.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
You set me up to fail.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
Nope, Now you say what you want to say. I
can't make you say anything.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I do love that story, though, Yeah, that's he's great.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Huh yeah, wait, the dead husband or Cooper both.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
But Cooper's great. And I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
And he came into a Bobby cast, which was wonderful,
and then I was like, oh, I kind of get
this guy, like because he would do the mashups and
I'd be like, some of those are really good, some
of ose are corny, but who cares what I think.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
But then I got to know and I was like, oh,
I think I like him as a person.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Then I played golf with him at an event, him
and his dad, and I was like, I love this dude.
So yeah, he's really really great. I do want to
play a clip of Cooper Allen's music. For those that
aren't familiar, this is called Take Forever, so t.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Shirts, tring my top on them, mess paons.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Friday, what ah, Well, what was crazy was she told
Eddie and I that story, thinking like, if you see
Cooper again, can you tell him thank you so much
because I love that was a special moment and the
concert well then lo and behold. We didn't know if
we'd run into Cooper again, but guess who was on
our flight home. Cooper's manager, So we got to tell him.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
That's cool and hopefully it'll get back to Cooper. It will,
are you a full circuce? We'll probably get back to
him as well. Phrases were probably saying wrong. And I
looked at the list, and some of these out for
sure I'm saying wrong. For example, if you say another
thing coming, if that's not it, it's another think coming.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
I've never once had another think coming. And if I
said that, I think you guys would look at me crazy.
If I said, Amy, you got another think coming?

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Yeah, I like, don't you mean think?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
The original phrase suggests someone needs to rethink their position.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Oh like, yeah, the think coming? Truly, that can't be
your final think. You surely have another one coming.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm gonna tell you, even though I learned this, I'm
not gonna say it right because I feel like I
would look stupid.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
You'd be the only one you got another think coming.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm like, what what did you say? Yeah, you guys
would think I was stupid. Okay, be honest, and if
you say these the right way or the wrong way.
I think only recently in the past few years have
I fixed pri Madonna.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
What do you think that, Eddie? How do you say
it pre Madonna? Like Madonna the singer pre her got it?
That's not it, Glad you were honest.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
You use it like diva like behavior. But I thought
also related to the singer Madonna.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Oh interesting, Uh no, it's actually p R I m
a space Donna, prima prima Donna.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Prima Donna is a temperamental star. Not the era before Madonna.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Diva, but Madonna. So I had the definition right.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
If you're waiting with baited breath, Now, this isn't really
so much if you say it, but it's b a
t ed.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I thought it was baited like a like a bait, oh,
like like a lure a.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Breath though, but I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Baited breath b a t ed means you're holding your breath.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
So I think everything's the same, except how you spell
it okay, because I would have said it.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Was baited like a lure vision lure.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Uh, chalk it up, chalk it up to Larry, chalk
it up, chalk it up?

Speaker 5 (34:01):
Like what how do I say? What that means?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Well, how do you say it?

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Chalk it up? Chalk chalk like chalk, chalk, chalk it up.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
How would you say? Yeah, chalk it up like a
chalk board. That is what it is.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
So people say chalk it up, and I think my
accent just covers them both, like I think I've just
covered there. Chalk it up, but it's chalk it up.
You chalk something up to experience. You don't wedge it
in place.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
You chalk. I don't even think they mean chalk with
the chalk the chalk, what do they mean? I thought
it was like, hey, chalk it down is a lot. Maybe,
so I don't know.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
I don't know. What about if you're biting your time,
you're what biting your time? I don't say that, like
by your time so by Some people say biting, but
it's biting the idea biting.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
What would you say? I've never heard that one? Oh really?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
What about I don't want to give you the wrong
What about if it's a blank point.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Mute, mute, moot, moot point oot, moot.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
What do you say if you say it?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Well, I know it's moot, but I probably would just
casually say mute.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
How would you use that? Like in a sentence? What
you're saying doesn't make sense. A moot point doesn't matter,
but how do you spell it?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oot? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
A moot point is debatable, irrelevant when mute just means silent? Okay,
what about this one past the mustard or if it
passes mustard?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Nothing? Is it must it's.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Must yeah, like check like it it's been.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah yeah, but it's not. It's not mustard mustard, it's mustle. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I saw another story about kids and what they're getting
for and from the tooth Fairy when the tooth.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Ray shows up money like how much? Yeah, it's like
it's even inflation for the tooth Fairy. Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (36:03):
What always is?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
I mean?

Speaker 3 (36:04):
We?

Speaker 5 (36:04):
I feel like I just don't.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Like these stories though, like because then the tooth Fairy
starts like.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
You know, telling another tooth fairies. Yeah, you know, like
what to do and I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Uh. The last time a tooth fairy came by your house,
it dropped it off for your kid.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
What do you know what was under there? Yes, it's
gone up. It's five dollars. Huh. The tooth fairy is
giving five dollars?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Now?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Is that the expectation?

Speaker 6 (36:27):
I mean it was now, I'd say it happened in
the last three years, where like it went from one
to five.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I feel like this comes out every year and it
goes up every year, just like regular inflation. Like they're
talking about it the tooth fairy. They say it's back
to being a big spender. The average cash left per
loss tooth climbed to five dollars and eighty four cents
this year, a seventeen percent bomp, and it was going
down for a while.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
The tooth Fairy, I guess tooth is doing pretty good
a job now.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I just feel like you make the rules for the
tooth Fairy at your house, like you make the rules
he would buy tooth.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Fair makes n buy by them. He can.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, I've told you there's amy called like super amsterdammers.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, And as parents, we make the rules. So it's
been like a dollar and it can also be a
few days late.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Okay, a few days late, they're all disappointed.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Do you forget downlock the door? Sometimes?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
I mean, yeah, it's just like it's been a busy day.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
There was a story about a guy in Minnesota who
ordered on Amazon and he got a vest, so he
ordered it.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't know what kind of vest it is.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
But when he went into the vest there was a
gun in the pocket, a loaded gun in.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
The pocket in the vest.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
What what do you think? Insert the story of that
on Earth? What do you think happened there? Do you
think usually this is how they're selling guns.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
No, it's how they're going to frame him for murder.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
That gun, Well, that gun. I bet he reaches in
there and his hand prints get on it because he's
like what is this?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
And then that's crazy where your mind goes psycho, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Somebody committed a crime with that gun and they're like,
now I'm going to find you know.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
The cover up guy, and they mail it to them
and then e s.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I would think that is how they get guns to
people illegally.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Oh not too.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I don't different. I don't know. Yours is very detailed, man,
mine's way different.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
My theory is that so if this whatever country this
came from or whatever. The guy whoever works at that
company took a gun to work and he's like, oh, crap,
I can't have a gun at work and stashed it
in one of the vests that they're about to sell,
thinking that's not going to sell all these works.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
And an order came in the story. Is this guy
named Travis ordered a hydration vest. Oh, like when you
drink the straws from Oh okay, like a camel pack.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Yeah, but the vest or camelback, which is it?

Speaker 3 (38:52):
We're back on those again for outdoor activities. But when
it arrived, it felt heavier than expected. He checked the pockets.
Have found a holstered loaded Ruger LCP three eighty hand
guns loaded.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Freaky.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
See the fact that it's loaded, though, makes me think
that it was just an accident, Like it wasn't supposed
to be ship down.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
It's like, buy the vest and we'll stick the gun
in there. Okay, but why loaded?

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Like even if you bought a gun, they wouldn't load
it for you. That's on you, man, it's your responsibility
to buy the bullets and loaded.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
What would you do if you got this in the mail?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I call it cops right away, right away, right away,
because then I'm thinking what Amy's whole story was. Somebody's
trying to frame me from urder. I'm calling cops immediately. Yeah,
why didn't you answer that when I asked the question?

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I was the cops are in on it.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
I was just thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Now I'm implicating myself, like right away, now they know
I'm I'm the news suspect.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
You think cops believe you when you say something like that, like, hey,
I just bought this from Amazon.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Man, the gun happened to be there.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I mean, and I think it depends, like you could
show them your order history the box, keep the box.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, and I think it it matters how suspicious you look.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It's a good point.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
He called nine one one right away. Police collected the gun,
the whole store, of the cartridges and the packaging. Amazon
apologized at the review in the process and have contacted
law enforcement.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
That's a crazy story, is it? Nine one one worthy? Yes,
nine one one. There's a loaded gun in my vest.
Come immediately, because I promise I didn't kill anybody.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah, it's either nine one one or you drive to.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
The Nope, I'm walking in with a gun. Oh, no chance, Nope,
load you come as soon as I make that call. Nope,
I make that call and I go nine one one. Look,
I just got this gun fully loaded. It's in my house.
I don't like it. And when you come in I
will be laying face down on the ground with my
hands above my head, just in case you think there's
any funny business. And when they come in, I don't
want them to know there's a thread. I'd be buttonnaked

(40:43):
with my hands above my head. You don't have to
be as well, because I don't want think I got
a weapon on me.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Now you're acting no, I'm way in this. There's never
been a more innocent person than me right there. That
is from MPR.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Wake Up, Wake Up in the mall and its radio
and the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
He's on time.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
And ready lunchbox, more get through, Steve red out.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
It's trying to put you through the box.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
He's running this wigs next bit and Bobby's on the box.
So you know what this.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Is the Bobby Ball story. Now the Morning Corny, The
Morning Corny.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
If a cat loses its tail, where does it go?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
The tail the retail store.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Of the retail store heaven and tail. That's funny. It
didn't make sense, but just tail that the retail store
is good.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Right there you go.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
That was the morning Corny Bobby Bone Show. Sorry up today.
This story comes us New Haven, Connecticut.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
A former police chief is in hot water after eighty
thousand dollars went missing. He was supposed to be paying
confidential informants. They would give him the cash and he
would go and gamble.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
He wasn't giving them the cash.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Nope, he was going to the casino.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
He was going online.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
I don't know this is true or not, but I
gotta imagine that evidence room probably gets pretty taken advantage
of just in general, everything that's in there, that's not
just the evidence room, that's you know, petty cash for crooks.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
That cash just sitting in a room.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I don't know what about the drug, drugs, drug all
of it, the drugs, the hats, you know, there's just
hats that are found.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
In you Simpson's where Wiggins is like, all right, everybody leave,
and then they have a party.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
After a drug bus.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
No, but I gotta think that room is probably watches
and you know what you deserve it once a year.
All the cops got perfect attendance. They get to go
into that room and get one thing. It's like an
and there was like a toy box. Everybody got one
toy if they that's what you should get one thing. Okay,
I'm lunch box. That's your bonehead story of the day.

(43:08):
They ranked French fries. Bro Bible did fifteen.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
What comes to mind?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Good French fries to me? McDonald's always comes to mine.
I just love that super salt you Chick fil a
waffle fry that would have come to mine second from me. Yeah,
that comes in at number three on their list.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
You not really in and out? In and out.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
I mean, I'm not too crazy about them, but everyone
talks about them so much that they're pretty good.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
I can't even tell you if I know what the.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
They have a machine where they put the potato in.
Do you see it in the window.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It looks like a fresh potato.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It is a fresh potato.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Well, I mean, I know they're all fresh potatoes, but
I mean it looks like like you still see some
of the skin on it. That kind.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
No, I don't think by the time it gets to me.
I like in and out fries. I think I like
them though, because I watch them cut them right there,
and I know they're fresh. Okay, god, So yeah, in
and Out. I don't see the skin on them whenever
I picture them.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
But they're good.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
But I think some of that good is because you know,
they just made them, unless they're just chopped potatoes on
them in the trash and they have some prius and
alias coming in.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Five guys, what about five guys?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
They're good good In my head, I cannot picture five guys.
They do make the list at number seven, okay, So
McDonald's is at two, Chick fil A's at three, five
Guys is at seven, In and Out's at fourteen.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
What the next one?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Well, I'm gonna tell you, I don't know one. I've
probably had them because I remember we got a Rallies
in Arkansas and I remember it being good. But it's
been so long, but they have Rallies fries at number one.
I feel like those are big fat fries.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I don't know you are.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yeah, they're fatter, they are like wedges. They're not wedges though,
So number four fries I know, but only because okay,
if I say curly fries, Arby's legit. Wendy's are good,
but I think about them when I would do fries
and frosty because I I did like the fries, but
I can't really picture them. Not your fries from Taco

(45:03):
Bell at six does that count?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
I've never never had.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Those considered that the fry category, but I guess so.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
They are fries, but they just go into cheese sauce. Oh,
it's just a fry though, but instead of a chip
shakeshack KFC water Burgers at ten, Oh, shakeschecks are good.
I'm surprised you didn't jump on the water.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
You said shakeshack, and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
But Waterberg's ketchup is exceptionally good, which makes the fries.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
But it isn't the ketchup good because it's just in
a pack that you can sit in the middle of.
It's fancy.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
It's a different kind I love. I'm a Heinz girl
through and through, so Hines number one. But fancy from
uh water Burger number two?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
What does that mean? Because it does say fancy on
there is fancy.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
They're kind of cancy that that's their kind of ketchup.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
No, but I think fancy is more than just theirs.
I've seen fancy ketchup Russia.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
That's the kind they use fancy.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Okay, so do you want to know what fancy means? Yes,
I didn't know this. I just thought of people flex
and and then you know, if the people wore a
tuxedo when they made it or something. It meets the
USDA grade for US grade a fancy ketchup requiring a
high tomato solids concentration at least thirty three percent for
a thicker, richer consistency fancy. I don't like the word

(46:12):
fancy for that. They should call that like full and
tasty or something. Fancy feels like again, you aren't a
bow tie?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah? Yeah, so it's like a It's like a silly
name for something really good.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
I think you'll are overthinking this.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I don't because I've always thought that like fancy, they
think they're so good, they're better than me. They get
mad at the ketchup because ketchup things is better than me.
Uh down the list, Burger King, Popeyes in and Out,
and Nathan's, Oh Popeyes are good. Can't place them in
my head.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Does it have like a Cajun flair to it?

Speaker 6 (46:39):
It does, but it almost feels like they're double fried,
because there's like they're fried, and then they're like, you.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Are so right, And when I look at them, I'm
talking about dude, I think we found your thing, we
found your niche Wow, yeah, there's the list.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Chick fil A is doing that now. They changed their
recipe and I noticed it so much so that then
I google. I was like, this is different, am I?
So I was like, no, these feel like the same,
like absolutely not. So I google it and sure enough
they added some sort of a coating on top that
that it just gives it like an extra lumph.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
We'll have some fries today. Yes, I've been stopping by
Chick fil A a bit recently in the day and
it is intimidating to look at because I go during lunchtime.
But it's like if I'm going to shoot my NFL
show at a different studio, I'll see Chick filates right
on the way and I'm like, I got to get
any get out and it moves quick. It looks way
more intimidating than it is. You get up, you do

(47:29):
your stuff. And I was told that I should stop
ordering the strips because there's dairy in the batter. Oh
I didn't know that, and there were times my timmy
was hurting. I didn't know what it was from. Maybe
it was from the four sweet teas with the strawberries.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Time.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
You have to get the grilled nuggets, I guess, or just.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
The chicken nugget, just the nuggets, because I was getting
the full strips.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Well, but the same batter is not on the chicken nuggets.
Why would it.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I'm not an expert. Hey man, just try it and
see what happens.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Well, I was really blaming my stomach issues on all
the sweet tea and strawberry. So now I'm going back
to havingour sweeteas strawberry and it. Uh. Okay, So let's
see as if twenty twenty two Chicken Play regular grill
nuggets do not contain dairy and their ingredients.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
So you're good.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
I'm good on the on the regular nuggets, just not
the strips.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Well, I was told I've never but again I just
read that from an Instagram message. How do I know
it's true. I just accepted it as truth.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I've never ordered a strip from.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Awesome? Are they big? Yeah? Are they big? They had
the bear poop in the woods. Yeah, Tom.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
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