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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The transmitting this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show more in a
studio on his mom goes in. She's gonna have a baby.
She's gonna have triplets. She's forty five years old. And
so she gets in and they're like, all right, there,
I go, whoa dude, three congratuate.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What the heck there's a fourth oh no.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Fourth baby hiding in there.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, And so we had talked to a doctor and
we had asked like, if this happens, was that on
this show? I was like, did you ever find those sonograms? No?
It was uh it was Jen Hamilton. Yeah, it's come
up tomorrow on the Bobby Cast. And she was like,
for the most part that it happens to people who
don't have adequate healthcare because they don't do enough, they're
not able to get sonograms. If it's like you're having
a baby and there's a second one hidden, that wasn't this.
(00:57):
There were just so many babies in there. There were
like hiding the other baby.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, she got pregnant. They were like, yep, it's on
a game of it up. Well, we haven't triplets, And
they're like, what the heck? And so then okay, here
they come. There's another one.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
But well, I'm curious, like this just now is really
happened or this was an IVF situation, or.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's that C section. It doesn't anything about IVF.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, because you can't have that naturally. Let me just
wait through this. When she first got pregnant, she was
told she just having triplets. Blender her husband they at
quadruplets v C section. Her babies Amy, a man of Amber,
and am on to names too close, you'll be yelling
at im a thing. I'll those being yelled. But the
way you just.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Did, they're going to turn into a one, two, three four.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Through IVF, the couple can see babies to IBF.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, yeah, well when.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
You do IVF, don't you know how many babies you're
putting in?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, but the likelihood of that happening, Like you're told
this could result in multiple babies.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
However, the eight it's right.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
But don't they know, like, Okay, I'm putting four babies
in you, so you're you're gonna have four babies?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
No, because it doesn't always it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
More than four can't put full babies in there by
the way what No, I understand.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
They put the embryos the embryos so they know how
many embryos they're putting in your body, so they don't all.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Make it, right, That's the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Like it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You may do that and none make it.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
And and that's why when Bobby said in the story,
they were like what, I'm like, Okay, wait, was it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
A what all of them survived? Or was it a
what how are we pregnant? With four?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That would be so like, how am I going to
afford this? Oh? Yeah, okay, but is there one of
those if you're already having three and you're like, how
am I going to afford this?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And any kind of just the same.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
Oh my god, I think four because you're probably already
stressing about the three.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know, but I mean it's like one a lot too.
Oh that's crazy, you're having twins.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Three?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Holy crap? Four? Okay, what's the difference?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Four, I'm out of here. Oh oh, you're jumping.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Where's the ex?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
McDonald's is ending self serve soda where you go up
and just do it yourself. Oh yeah. Mostly because I
think people are stealing. There's also reduced labor. They're saying
maintenance demands.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
But if you haven't reduced labor, wouldn't it be better
that you're doing the work for yourself if they don't
have the labor, like you're the labor.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But if you got to do the maintenance and you've
got to do, I'd assume the constant filling.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I get killing off of soft drinks like that. I
think that's the biggest money drink.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What a flex he sounds so intelligent. A soft drink
sodas it isn't the soft drink?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Okay, well maybe I'm doing restaurants speak, but I soft
drinks are a big money maker.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, they're gonna make even more because you're gonna have
to like go to them or pay more one of
the two. The company plans to complete the transition that
means no more suicide.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Let's be honest. I never had one of those, and.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They taste it terrible, but they were fun to make
a little bit of all you have sounds the growth
in the suicide? Was it called that where you guys? Yeah,
my friends would do it, but I wouldn't do it.
There is something called perpetual stew. Anybody have this when
they grew up?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's basically a soup that people keep boiling and adding
into and it never stopped days, weeks, months, The soup
just always exists. You just keep adding more to it
as it eats. Some of the soups always it never leaves.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Is that safe?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, experts say it's safe as long as you maintain
a constant high temperature. But if it's always at a
high temperature, is it safe? It doesn't burn the house
down right? Feels like a difference.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Well, so, by that logic, anything in your fridge you
throw it in and boil it.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Is it then safe again?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The soup or the food Because I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Like, say I open some spaghetti sauce on the jar,
it says eat within seven to ten days of opening.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What if on day fifteen I just boil the.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Sauce one if it works that way well.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Perpetual stew is a continuously cooked dish where ingredients and
liquid right it over time and then everything's eating. It
goes back to the Middle Ages where they always kept it.
Feels like the Olympic flame to me, Yeah, that keeps going. Yeah,
Like the dish is just always going, travels across the world.
It's always being cooked.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Everybody has some, just like remnants are left and then
you keep adding to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It is a thousand year long standing tradition. But if
someone's like, would you like some perpetual stew, I'm gonna pass.
I'm just gonna have the burger there. I'm good. I'm
really not the burger guy at places. I'm like, oh
this is interesting, but I'm gonna not eat the perpetual
stew that's from food and wine. Did you see the
video of the woman in her car driving on the sidewalk,
(05:33):
no chasing the kid on his bike.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
She was driving on the side. It was insane. So
it's one of those they say dirt bikes, but it's
one of those bikes we're talking about on the podcast
that has like a loyal electric bikes. Yeah, but it's
more than that because they make noise. A guy have
an e bike, it makes no noise. Yeah, these kids
in our neighborhood, it makes noise.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Maybe it's more of a homemade one. Nah, No, like
they rigged it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This woman has been arrested and if you've seen the video,
you're going I thought it was ai because she's literally
driving on the sidewalk, trying to run this kid over
on his bike. But why, I'm sure because he was driving.
It's a kid. I'm sure it's a kid driving. Kind
of dumb on.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
So an adult woman made that that's how she was
going to handle it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, cool, Yeah, So her name was Wendy Clemente, driving
on the sidewalk as the boy tried to outrun her.
They're going to pull it up. Witnesses pulled the child
out of the way just before the kid would have
been hit. Police say about a half hour later, she
was reported to be trying to enter a home and
she was arrested. Sounds like if you're entering a home
and you get arrested, it's not your.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Home, right. I feel like there was more going on
with her.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
She told officer she's trying to find dogs to spend
time with. M She had admitted to police that she
had been drinking. Okay, we're gonna pull this up. You're
gonna go what the crap. The other story was that
hauntavirus that's happening. That's how you say it, huntess, Yeah,
haunt a H A N T A.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I thought there was ans my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And so they've been locked on that ship. The ship
won't come in and people have died from it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It reminds me remember the cruise boat when everybody at
COVID and they were like, we don't know now about COVID,
so we're gonna hold them on the boat. But this
is way worse. At least woman in the car chasing
this motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh okay, yeah, I feel like if she was drinking,
she might think she's in a video game.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
That is not slow.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, And that's a normal sidewalk. There's not even
like a big sidewalk. There's trees on the side of it.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, she's in a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you're watching us on YouTube and we're showing you
this at the same time, this is from what is
that MSNBC? Is that the clip we're showing here, Yes,
that's a normal small neighborhood. She's even hitting like curbs.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
It looks like they're shooting a movie.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Thankfully she's in a tiny ford focus because otherwise.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She wouldn't fit.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
You're right, that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I must be like, what in the world.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Think about the people who are like taking care of
their grass though, No, that is some green grass.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, she definitely hit some sprinkler heads.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh how crazy is that? And imagine she wakes up
sober today. Oh and she sees her doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, hopefully this is her rock bottom.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
By the way, you can watch us on YouTube. We're
on YouTube right now live at Bobby Bone Show. So
back to the hauntavirus. So it does spread person to person.
It has a forty percent mortality rate. It is responsible
for the outbreak on that cruise ship. Now they're not
saying it's because of the cruise ship. Somebody got on
the ship, probably the hat it. It's killed three passengers,
(08:27):
it's sick in seven others typically and I did some
light reading about it last night. It's it's rat poop
or it's rod and poop that it comes from. And
so this isn't an exception because this is a strain
that is now able to be transferred human to human.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
And they're all stuck on a boat. If I were
on that boat, jump jump, I think about swimming. Yeah
I wouldn't really, but I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
But what do they do with the sick people?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Like, They've got to put them away right as soon
as you feel symptoms like you've got her room, you've
got to just sell it grounded.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It sounds like a go to your room.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, No, I think everybody's in the room. I don't
think you really Yeah, I think everybody is now quarantined.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I don't think there's still like bingo going on or
there's no cornhole.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't think you don't do Amy's walks in the morning,
yeah walks.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Or yeah black jacket.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I was curious too about consumption.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Of food, like, because if they don't know who all
has it, you have people preparing food because they have
to eat or drink water, like is it being delivered?
So I would only trust bottled water or prepackaged food,
and they have enough of that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm not an infection specialist, but I was reading a
bit last night where it seems like the strategy would
be to get someone that for sure doesn't have it
from off the boat to go in protected to test
and make with a few people in quarantine to make
sure they didn't have it, and they were the designated
food preparers.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, or could it? I was picturing a helicopter or
a drone dropping off, like you know, bottled.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Water and somebody's got to get into.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That or whatever.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
We're wondering how they're.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Gonna survive, and Amy's taking a Chorean No.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I'm thinking of like bagged food that doesn't really go bad.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Are they near like a port?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Like?
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Are they just like a few miles or like a.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
From what I saw, they are close enough, but as
of right now, no one is allowed to let them
come in.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Oh my gosh, I would be terrified, and they are quote.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
We do believe there may be human human transmission that
is happening among the really close contacts. The envy Hondias
started the week's long voyage in Argentina March twentieth, the
hauntavirus strain and it just goes into some of them.
Some of the data about it. New York posted that story.
(10:52):
So I've been watching that. I just what caught me
first was the guy in the room going, oh my god,
I can't believe this, and he was crying, And so
I was just watching that. I didn't know what hauntavirus was.
But the longer this goes, the more the story gets out.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I know, it's heartbreaking. His plea for people to understand that,
Like as you're hearing this. He's like, we're real humans
on here, like we're just you know, it's not just
some news story that's crazy, Like, this is really happening
to humans.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And if you're a country that lets them in, are
you putting your own people at risk? Because if you're
letting them into your country, you're probably funneling them somewhere
else on land where they're not able to get out
and expose anyone. So crazy, tragic, sad all that. I
just imagine you're on the boat and you're not sick,
(11:38):
and you're just like, what's happening? Yeah, because no, do
they shut the internet off so you don't read all
the stuff?
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, And if you have a balcony, cool, right in
your room, But if you're in one of those rooms
in the middle where it's like a just a cell.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh jem, do you want to go on your balcony
because what if your neighbor's on the balcony and they
have it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And it like I would bet it doesn't jump across
the balconies.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I'm not well like airborne, Like if it's if you're
close enough in proximity to another human, Like I don't
know what has to happen is it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You? You know, because like COVID, we had to stay
six feet apart.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Yeah, we ain't gonna be six feet if you're I
think you're good on the balcony.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Okay, on my balcony there was one divider of me
and the person.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, but you're not gonna be six feet from them
and the wind, I mean all that and the wind.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Blows it right into you, Okay, because I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Know, I've just yeah, mostly if it's ever been gotten
by human, it's been humans in contact with infected rodents,
mainly deer, mice and rats, breathing the airborne particles from
their urine droppings or saliva. But it's not been from
once a human gets it, passing it over to another human, Okay,
(12:46):
which is what's crazy. So there's the update on that.
If you guys want to call us. Not about that,
I'm not talking about that. But you got to see
that story that woman driving on the sidewalk. That's great,
that's insane. What if you're hear a kid and you
have to go to school today and they're like, yeah,
your mom was driving drunk on the sidewalk. I think
about that stuff now that I have a kid, embarrassing
my kid because I never used to think that, but
(13:08):
now it's like I can't drive drunk on a sidewalk
because I don't embarrass my kid.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Sorry, man, can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I might have.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Those days are right now.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Now, no way, man. I'm gonna play this song and
so her name is Stella Lefty. The song's awesome, it's
blowing up. Gary Levox was singing this on a boat
here played the Gary Levox clip.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
On a train back from Boston and then went up
in the gone and I'll turn you baby.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
This is the part We're right wrong, but I Gary
Levox's elite singer Rascal Flats, and this is Stella Lefty.
This song is called Boston by anonymous bar. There's a
question to ben, Hello, Bobby Bones. I just turned twenty
(14:00):
for one of my best friends since middle school, the
kind of friend who used to plan surprises for me,
only texted me HBD this year. No call, no Instagram posts, nothing.
I feel weirdly annoyed. Am I being dramatic? Or is
that kind of low effort for how close we are?
Signed left on red on my birthday? A little dramatic,
(14:22):
I can understand, if you're upset because your friend didn't
do anything for you, just in general, but it sounds
like HPD is the only thing. I don't feel like
an HBD text is bad. But if that friend usually
like jumps in the mix, I can understand why it
would be confusing. I think first you should evaluate if
there's something going on in the friend's life that day
that maybe didn't allow her to give full attention to
(14:45):
your birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, that's what was running through my mind, is capacity, because.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
As I've been told, the whole world is not about me.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You've been told that, Yeah, you believed that. Can you
believe that?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So what I would say to do is, don't look
too much into this one thing. Maybe use this as
a reason to reach out to your friend without saying, hey,
I'm just checking on you because you didn't do more
for my birthday. Just be like, hey, what's up, how's
it going, and just see if there's anything there, and
I think you'll learn a lot. Then I wouldn't let
one HBD define your value in the relationship with your
(15:23):
good friend.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean it's giving you information. If
it does seem a little then yes, then you can
reach out, But I wouldn't reach out within a why
did you only send me HBD for my birthday? No
reach out with curiosity of how they are or what's
going on in their life, or can y'all plan to
do something soon and then maybe that'll give you more
information of what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
There's always a little something going on. Everybody's lives got
a little something going on. I found that I am
probably sixty percent less responsive on text messages, especially quickly,
like I'm pretty good at because it's just the baby stuff.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
All the time I called you yesterday, you didn't answer.
You called me, and you didn't call me back either.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You called me now, I'm like, wait, you didn't realize
she called. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Maybe I was like, maybe you didn't have the capacity.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Do you see? I mean, I wasn't gonna make it
a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I missed three calls. At the same time was I
didn't call you.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I didn't call him three times.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I missed three calls, but.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Never like dying called you three times.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I didn't notice that you called. I do see it
now because it's red.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
However, really no defense because maybe it was not sick,
but man, she just I think have a little growing pains,
have a little reflex issue.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
But I figured you also could have been working at
that hour because I know podcast stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think it was just.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Before one was in the middle of an interview too, okay.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
So I was about to start my podcast, so I
was trying to catch you right.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Before, but podcast advice needed it, like how do I talk?
No question, No, I'm sorry about that. I was in
an interview, yes, and then it was just well, that's
that's okay.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
And I think there could be a time in my life.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's really our filter, and depending on what's going on,
there could be a time where I would have been like,
oh wow, Bobby hasn't even seen that I called or
reached back.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Out or because you don't miss a call, I mean.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
You might want always yes exactly, so I would maybe
I could tell myself a story of like, something's going on,
but when you don't.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Not for me to give it this for anybody, I
don't like answering the phone face time.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
This warranted a call, so what the heck now, I'm
like later.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
But also what I'm saying is I get this person's
curiosity about oh, like should I be you know, stressed
out about this or am I being dramatic because now
because I'm in a good place, like I was like, oh, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
We'll talk about it. When we talk about it, it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Like, but I understand how little things like that loop
in someone's head and get to them and ruin their day.
But all you're doing is making the problem worse because
you're telling your story.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, I agree with everything you're saying, but can I
just say somebod our specific an acute diagnosis of our situation? Okay,
why didn't you text me after and be like I
know that I would see and be like I would
get back to you.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
I know, but really I had to go work too,
so I was like, oh, well call phone called it work,
so we'll figure it out later. But I didn't let
it spiral into something.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But also, if you call and you don't leave a
text message, don't leave a message, I'll never hear it.
But if you don't leave a text, I think it
wasn't important. You just called, right, I know, but you
didn't even know. I didn't even know you called it.
But I say that now I'll get back on track.
But I you guys don't know what it's like. No, man,
we have no idea what it's like. Guys, Hey, I
can tell you stories for ages about babies. I can
(18:47):
give you some advice one day. You let me know
when you need Okay, hey, don't freak out about HBD.
If HBD happens again and again, those type situations, you
need to figure it out, I.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Would say, with thinking about how I'm with my friends
over the years, like sometimes I do Instagram posts, next
year I may not.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It doesn't I don't also don't feel.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Like Instagram stories, because she mentioned that in the note,
like an Instagram post does not equal the importance of
your relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
It also could be that you're getting older and you know,
She's like, I don't making do Instagram posts for adults. Yeah,
but yeah, thinking back, I didn't do one on your birthday,
but I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
About your birth one, Eddies.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, but she noticed. That's true, but it was further
further out from the baby. It's fine, true or false.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
True. I haven't thought about it once.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Did I do?
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, but here's wow? Can I be?
Speaker 12 (19:34):
I know?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I know you do Eddie's as a joke.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I years I know.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
He gets to me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
So now what I do on his birthday, people don't
believe him. And that's the joke to me. I got
no birthday wishes on my that's because Eddie. So that's
the joke. That's all a bit, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I know, don't worry, I don't think about it.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
All right, close it up, all right, voicemail.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I just thought a very table bonus at work. It's
thirty thousand dollars and my plan was just to use
it to pay bills and you know, be smart with
it and see it. Everyone else that I have talked
to is doing something cool, and they keep telling me
that I should at least do something for myself. So
(20:17):
I'm just curious, what.
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Would you guys do I'm a bonus? I mean, say
three zero thirty. We actually have her on because I
was so blown away by this. So Naomi, ay, we
were just listening to your voicemail.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's Bobby.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm really good? Can we talk about this with you?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah? Of course, First of all, that is a heck
of a bonus.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
It is it is, and they upped the amount to
even cover the taxes, so that we got the dollar
amount they wanted us to get.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Wow, do you work for Santa Claus?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
What?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Right?
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Okay, none of us were expecting anything like this.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Did you like hit a performance goal or do they
bonus the whole company?
Speaker 11 (20:59):
It was the whole company, and we're going through some changes.
We're kind of going from being small and independently owned
to having some people come in and invest in us.
And this was part of their investment deal that they
wanted to take care of the employees.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, okay, so you were giving a literal thirty thousand
dollars bonus.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Well not afore tax, Yeah, after tax.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I can ask you I semi personal question. Sure you
don't have to answer, but do you have more than
thirty thousand dollars in debt? Not mortgage, mortgage and car payment?
Just say mortgage mortgage doesn't count.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
We have car payments, we have credit cards. We're definitely
going to pay off everything that we can pay off.
That's the plan. But sometimes it seems like we should
I don't know, it feels like we should do something, especially.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
With the kids.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
But we're no vacation ever family where you know, every
day I'm extrare we have goes into sports for the girls,
for our girls.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I like to make a suggestion because it seems like
you have too good of a head on your shoulder
that I'm afraid that you're gonna look back at this
in a few years and wish you would have at
least done a little something.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It sounds like a lot of your people at work
like we're going crazy, We're gonna buy forty two kegs,
or you know, we're gonna buy what lunchwalks always wanted,
like a boat car, ho boat, hot top boat, yeah,
whoever it was.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I think because your mind, your priorities are in the
right place. If you were to take like twenty two
thousand dollars and go, this is the money we are
earmarked to pay off a lot of what we need
to pay off, and you take eight and you create
an experience for your family this summer, I think that
would be not only responsible, but I think that would
be something that you would be appreciative and grateful for
(22:53):
seven years from now now. I don't think you go
half and half. I don't think you definitely go all
thirty and party with it, but I do think something
like a twenty two eight split is something where you're
getting enough paid off with this money that is kind
of coming out of nowhere. And also, man, memories are
so freaking cool and I don't think there's anything wrong
that's an investment into your family. Knowing what I know,
(23:15):
that would be the advice that I would give you, Amy.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, how old are your kids?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
One just turned fourteen and the other one turns thirteen
in August.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, I mean perfect age to make memories. I would say,
you know, some parents may want to spoil the kids
or buy them something, but doing like Bobby said and
making it a trip. I saw an article recently and
I'm just paraphrasing here, but it was talking about kids
and family vacations and memories and it doesn't have to
be somewhere extravagant or far, but just being intentional about
(23:43):
getting away and seeing some of the world. And by
that I also mean the United States as a family
and making memories is far more impactful than gifts for children.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, I don't think that twenty two eight split feels weird.
I feel I feel like that's a responsible split. I
hope you do that again. I don't know all the
nuance of you know what you got to pay to
who maybe you got bookies they take nee caps out.
We don't want that to happen if you do, but
congratulations on the bonus. That is a significant amount of
money to just come into. What are you leaning towards
right now?
Speaker 11 (24:13):
I mean, obviously we're paying stuff off. But my daughter
has her golden birthday in August, and she's making a
really big deal about it. She was born August thirteenth,
twenty thirteen, and this year it'll be turning thirteen on
August thirteen, twenty twenty six, which is double thirteen. And
she's a really big Tailor Swift fan, so she's been
(24:34):
dying to go to Nashville to see the Tailor Swift
stuff in Country Music Hall of Fame. So we were
kind of tossing around that idea. So it's, you know, Nashville.
It's not a big trip or anything crazy, but you know,
that might be what goes goes what happens now.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I think that would be a fun vacation.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And I'll tell you this, if you guys do come,
I would love for you guys to come to the
studio and we'd love to meet you just to kind
of put a little bit of a hey, let's come,
let's do it to Nashville. Come if it's something that
kind of, you know, makes it happen, push you over
the finish line. Come to Nashville, Come hang out with us.
We'd love to meet you. I think that's a fun
trip for everybody. I think your other kid would like
(25:15):
that too. Nashville's got a lot. I mean, go down
to the bar.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like yeah, there's no rules in drinking in Nashville at twelve.
That's like Mexico twelve thirteen. The bar have at it good.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
No, we do lunch time, they can go out lungs time.
They'd enjoy.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
Yeah, they'd enjoy seeing all the.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
You know, the Laaney Bars and Morgan Malin and all
the bars down there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I would encourage you to do something with the memories.
Pay off a lot of the bills. I like my
numbers split and very into numbers and clean numbers. But
if you do come to Nashville because your daughter wants
to do that, I never heard of a golden birthday.
I thought she was fifty. I'll be honest with you,
I didn't know what that meant you are more than
welcome as part of your trip to come and visit us,
(25:55):
and we'd love to see you.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
I love that idea.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
I will definitely keep that in mind. They would love
that because we're all big.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
Bobby bone Chow fans.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And you can be Daniel, they listen with us.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
Oh my husband just texted me and said, make sure
you call on box Daniel.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, you can meet Daniel too when you can.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
You guys are so stupid, like, I mean, that's a
dumb trip, Like you need to do something. You can't
do something just for your daughter that's turning whatever the
golden birthday. Then the other daughter is like, well then
on my birthday I needed I mean, don't don't come here.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
We don't like you.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Wait, no, that's not Daniel. You're being lunchbox right now.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
No, shres funny to do? Where both girls?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I'm just saying that two girls are one?
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What do you have one? Two girls?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Two girls?
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Okay, they're both girls.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Look, I found a boat online right now for twenty nine,
nine hundred and thirty five dollars right under thirty thousand
tax perfect taxes.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, you'll cover the taxes. What's the difference.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Also, Eddie, are you not listening what we're putting money
away and then having a trip.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
That's a sign that it's just under thirty thousand dollars.
I sign that you look for it because you wanted
a vote. That's what I googled. Yeah, both for bolts
undred thirty thousand. Okay, So that would be our advice, Naomi.
If you do decide to follow up on it, will you,
guys give Naomi somebody's email or number or something that
she can get in touch with us. We would love
to have you up here. If not, just let us
(27:18):
know what you decide to do. But you ask for advice,
just pay off a lot of the stuff, but do
something special too, because I think you might regret it
later on.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
I love that and I appreciate that advice because I've
been really hard on myself about actually just spending the
money to go do something cool instead of being fully
responsible with it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I understand you are, but look at it this way.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
You are being responsible by setting aside some to take
your family on a trip. That is, that's not being
irresponsible at all whatsoever. You're being intentional about making some
memories and having some family bonding, which is equally as
important as setting money aside for bills, because it sounds
like you're if you're putting twenty two twenty four dollars
(28:00):
towards some of your debt, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And she's inspired me. You know what bonus is for
everybody here? I got a free quarter for everybody quarter
of what a dollar to get your free quarter at
the end of the show. I think people are confused
to about that. I don't pay this show's salary. They
don't pay that's the company.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
But you could make a call, right You can be like, hey, guys,
can you give Amy a call?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
They would be like no, the only thing he could do,
which you don't. I'm not saying that they you couldn't call,
and they would just be like, okay, Bobby, no problem,
we'll pay them more to your words, I am because
I said no. But I've seen you do this before.
Not for us in this room. We're fine. There's been
times where there's other I've seen you do it since
(28:44):
even fifteen twenty years ago, you being like, hey, I'll
take this out of my pocket to pay this person this.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh, because I'm saying with most of the room now,
not you?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Not in this ye okay, maybe some people in this room.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Book, Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Why not me?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You don't need it?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, no, I'm joking. I know that's how you work.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But free quarter. Hit me up, guys, I give you
a quarter.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I have one of those little belts.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But here's your quarter, Naomi. I'm so glad you called.
I hope. Hey, whatever decision makes to be the right decision, right,
could you care? So it's gonna be the right decision
final time, I'll say it. I do want to meet
you guys if you come to Nashville. I think that
would be a super fun trip. There's a lot to do,
and yeah, congratulations on the bonus.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
All right, well, thank you. I appreciate all the advice.
Speaker 14 (29:35):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, bye, Nami, bye. First, into a sixty thousand
piece puzzle? Is that a lot? Oh? Yeah, I think
it's a record. One thousand is a lot?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have you ever seen a sixty thousand piece puzzle?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I don't even know where. Do you do that on
a gym floor?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Unless the pieces are really tiny? Ammy? Would you do it?
Could you do it in a garage?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Take all the cars out and do in a lou Solace.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Took four years and put together a sixty thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh it's gigantic. He's laying on it.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
How big does the room look?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
It looks like if you're in a convention center.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh, the big floor. Yeah. I just never heard a
puzzle that big. Over eight hundred hours put it together.
From CBS Evening News Man, that is some commitment. Biggest
puzzle you've ever done. One thousand, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
One thousand. I got a table too for my birthday.
The puzzle table that fits a thousand piece puzzle. It's
pretty cool, man. It's like you know how an architect
has their drafting board. I have a puzzle board like that.
And that's how you know we're getting older.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Lunchbox's mom now loves Riley Green just just did.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah breaking news.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Why.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
She watched the iHeart Country Festival the other night on
Hulu and she used to love Luke Bryan. She went
to the show a few years back and Luke Brian
before and she was like, whoa, this dude is amazing
and I love the way he danced.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Well.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
She watched on Saturday and all she could talk about
on Sunday was Oh, Luke Bryant, I'm done with him.
The new guy is Riley Green. She goes, I've never
heard his music before, but what was he nice to
look at? And then I go, well, he's gonna be
on her cruise this year. She goes, oh, well, maybe
I need to come on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
What if, hypothetically, Riley and your mom disappeared?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
They disappeared together, And she's like, don't tell your dad?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh no no? Did you cover for your mom? No chance?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Would you tell your dad disappeared into a room.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
With Roley greenh what if your dad said it's okay?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Well, then I mean I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Would you be okay with it?
Speaker 10 (31:50):
No?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
I'd be weird, really weirded out, and I'd look at
my mom differently.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
But why would I fight it? He wouldn't win that
any stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But what what fighting? Oh? I made a choice.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I'm not going to fight my Riley Green because my
mom decided what my new dad?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I mean, Riley Green's your stepdad.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
That's crazy, she said.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
She said, excuse me, where has Riley Green been? And
why am I just now seeing this man. I looked
over backstage and I saw Ami talking to Riley Green.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh, yeah, she was we did something on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, but then afterwards, you guys were like, facing away
from the cameras, have a little chat. Really, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Really, I don't.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I feel like I don't really don't know that.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Didn't know.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Are you trying to fight my mom for Riley Green?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Or I didn't say thatthing was going on. There's no
need to right me. I'm just saying you literally wrong me.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
No, I'm just saying I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I looked over and you have to facing away from
the cameras, have a little chat.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I don't know because I don't remember this moment. It's
probably like, hey, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He said, not much?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
To how's it going? That's not the answer to that question.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You get a little little scrambled right now.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
How's it going? Not much? Sounds like you're little scrambled
right now?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
And yeah, okay, now.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Are we moving on?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure lunch Fox was with me and
Riley the.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Whole No, what I saw it was lunchbox with some
duding with a coold jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
He was like, walking around the jacket is fabulous.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
An Amy story from the festival was, you know our
hotel room, we had those beds.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And you get out of the bed and knows you
got out of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So cool?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, so cool or so annoying.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
So I get in bed and lay down and all
the lights in the hotel room are off except for
the ones on the bed.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
And I'm like, where's the light switch for those?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
So there were these little lights built into the very
bottom of the bed. If they sensed you got out
of bed, they came on, yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Just before I knew they were Yeah, if there was
a censor. So I'm like, I keep getting up and
so therefore every time you get up, the lights stay
on longer. And I couldn't find the switch. It was
driving me crazy. So I got pillows and I laid
pillows in front of them, and I was like, that'll
solve it, except for the pillow doesn't block it all
the way, so there's lights seeping through the sides.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
But the pillows are keeping the sensors going.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
So that's why I thought the lights were just always on.
And so the next day I'm telling someone they're like,
how'd you sleep? And I was like pretty terrible because
I couldn't figure out how to get those under those
lights under the bed off And they're like, there's sensors,
like after you lay down for a couple of minutes,
they'll turn off.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Well, I just was impatient, never gave it a couple
of minutes.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
So night too, My sleep was much better because I
laid there patiently and the lights went off.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I worry about Amy.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
How was I supposed to know there was a censor?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
I mean I thought that too, But as soon as
they laid down and like they turned off, I realized, oh,
they were a censor.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
And then when you got up the beginning they came on.
Oh look it's a sensensor. And the when you got
back in the bend they went off another sense.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I lay down long enough for them to go off,
so I didn't know it.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
It happens like did you ever walk in the bathroom
when the sensor light went on?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh yeah, the bathroom was the bathroom was sensor too. Amy.
He's got pillows all the way blocking the bathroom door
just to get it all. So they're starting to prepare
to send people to Mars.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
So they're doing experiments with people to see if they.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Can uh live in what would be the situation if
you went to Mars. So these aren't really the astronauts.
So just like testing, people don't agree to come do it.
Uh So here are the things that you have to
do during the test, and you make pretty good money.
But you are sealed in a simulated space station and
when you go in, you're not allowed out until August. Again,
(35:43):
it's a good payday. They don't torture you or anything,
but they want to see what the effects of the
human body would be. Number One, you must submit to
regular blood tests, which, as we've learned, Eddie and Lunchbox
created that.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
No problem, no problem, I could do that.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Number two, you can't communicate or make eye contact with
the medics or any other officials because those medics or
officials won't be on the actual ship up but while
on Earth they have to come in and do it,
so you can't actually talk to them.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Oh oh, look at them or look at anything.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah. Really, they don't exist other than put your arm
out because there'd be some sort of machine that takes
your blood if it were actually going to space. Okay,
we can do that. Next up, you must exercise for
an hour a day. Okay, that's tough. Okay, it'd be tough.
What else are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
You have nothing else?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That's what he wants to do, though, nothing. That goal
lives to do nothing. So you do have to exercise
an hour every day. You can only shower for five
minutes twice a week.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What can you do five minutes? Yeah? I mean just
jump in, jump out, And that's probably to conserve water. Sure,
you have limited clothing and laundry facilities, but if you're
not showering a whole bunch, and it's probably like a
scrubs who cares?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And if you stink, it got like when I stink,
it don't bother me that much. It just bothers my wife.
Does it bother you guys? If you yourself stinks, no, yeah,
you smell good. Oh I don't know that's true. It
just is a thing. I don't mind my stinky smell.
You can only eat rationed, prepackaged space style foods, no
(37:16):
fresh foods, vegetable basically just get those old packs. Six
months or so no alcohol or energy drink. I'm good there.
You're allowed just a one two hour video call with
the family once a week, one two hour, one two
hour one.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
So it's consecutively two hours, yep, once a week.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That'd be tough. That'd be tough for me now with
a new baby. Yeah, so that one will bet you.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I mean, yeah, we can probably get it all into
two hours, you think, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
So only one small shoe box of personal items is allowed.
What else?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
What else do you need?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You only get privacy in your tiny sleeping pod and
in the bathroom, and you can only sleep at regulated
times between eleven pm and seven am.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Oh you can't sleep in No, that would suck.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
You can't form relationships with the other travelers because it
could impact team dynamics and performance. There's also a strict
rule of no hooking up. A trip to the moon
takes around four days, but traveling Tomorrows takes around six months,
so astronauts will be trapped together and confined quarters with
limited resources as a journey far away from home. So basically,
I mean maybe a year. But let's say they were
(38:28):
doing this for six months, for three hundred thousand dollars.
Would you do this for six months?
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yes? Yeah, three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, all of this and if anytime you don't do
what they're saying, you get kicked out in no money.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Is it taxed?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That's a good question. You know what, No, you get
three hundred thousand dollars. I think you can do it,
but what you could? But would you want to? Would
you go? Yeah, I'm in. I think I'm out. Why
are you out? I'm out? The food situation is not
good doing.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
It for a year.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
It was a year's six months.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Like no real human interaction.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's the only part I like.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
No human interaction other than my wife and kid.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I love.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, that's the part I'm into.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No alcohol.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I get that you think you won't like that, but
it's just not good for your soul.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
I hear you like on a sub level, I don't.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Think I would like that. I probably like that maybe, Okay.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
I think you I think you think you know you
would like that.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I think I think I know I know I'd like
that right now. Would be tough for me to do
that because of the video call once a week, two hours,
get it. I got an infant and I got to
watch her grow up, So I would not do it
for three hundred thousand dollars. You, Nope, you I think
i'd do it.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
And here's the thing. I get it.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Why you because an infant can't really talk to you.
Your kids, like my kids are old enough. Fore they'll
be able to communicate and tell me what's been going
on in their life. You'll just be able to look
at the baby and be like, what you been doing?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You're growing?
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Oh wow, So there wouldn't be much communication my kids,
we could, you know, talk, So I'm in catch up
in that two hours? Yeah, you catch up in that
two hours twice a week. Hey, how'd you do it?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Your game?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
How's school going?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
You know what I mean? Did you pass that test?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
No, it's okay, it's only six minds? Yeah? Yeah, Now
I'm out three hundred thousand. I'm out.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
There's a lot of things that we're gonna be missing
out on. What if it's a million, now we're.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Talking a million, that's worth the thing you'd be missing out? Yes,
a little different million dollars will do it. Definitely a
little different million for you. I might probably more so
considering it now.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Contax Amy's just obsessed with not.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Tax because of his tax I'm like, no way, get.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Out of here, get out of here with your taxation.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
And it's radio and the.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Dollars ready in his lunchbox. More game two to Steve
red have trying to put you through. Fuck he's running
this week's next week. Bobby's on the box, so you
know what this.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Is the bott itball.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
No time for the morning Corny.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
The morning Corny out of robots, eat gulcom ally, I'll
do robots eight Gaga Mally with microchips, microchips.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That was the morning Corny. All right, voicemails, let's go.
Speaker 14 (41:31):
Hey Bobby a studio.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
I was just calling to.
Speaker 14 (41:33):
Get an update form Eddie on the.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Kids spray paint. Did they ever catch who did it?
Speaker 14 (41:37):
Or let me know? This is Matt from the Permei Invasion.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I had some kids in your neighborhood spray painting. You
did night Watch bell A Sleep, Yeah? I did. We
did about a week and a half of night Watch.
We saw nothing.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
But the good news is they have not attacked again,
so the signs have been cleaned. I've looked around for
more graffiti. None, none, there, So you're not doing night
Watch to catch them. Now you're doing day watch. Fine graffiti. Yeah, Like,
if they hit again, we're gonna have to regroup and
try to catch these guys.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You'll go back to sleep next one.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
This whole thing about Eddie and not going to the
doctor is not just suck it up, go.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Get it done, knock it out, feel good.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You deserve it, dude.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
Just go to the doctor for what for most testosterone?
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Now, guys, let's see what I can do naturally first,
and then I'll give myself a little like you know,
a deadline two months or whatever. I'll get checked again
and then we'll go from there. I've been doing squats, baby.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
But I don't think even if you did that every
day for two months, it's gonna affect I think that
is such an incremental growth that it's good if you
can get your testosterone to a normal level that actually
keeps it up. Yeah, just from what I've been reading.
But I keep doing you don't worry about it, I guess, don't.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Go to the doctor. Hey, screw medicine, That's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, Yeah, you're lucky to have insurance but he's like,
I ain't going Okay, this is one more, Eddie, one
go ahead.
Speaker 12 (42:51):
I have listened to you for a very long time,
and I believe is the only reason that Eddie's has
low T is because he's a lot older than Lunchbox.
Let's take another chest when Lunchbox is his age and
see what his lot is.
Speaker 14 (43:04):
Thanks Bright, I agree.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
With that, but I mean, what are we going to do?
Way for two years?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, I'm not gonna drop in a half in two years,
you might. I don't think he'd dropping half. No, you
don't think so. No, dude, it was significant. Yeah, but
two years is a long time and then life and so.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Then another two years you'll be done at zero.
Speaker 9 (43:23):
No, no, no, I'm probably gonna stay, maybe get a little higher,
but you'll probably.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Drop in two years. You might be a woman, yeah
with moves. Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Thank you for the voicemails. Always hit us up.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our number. Leave
us a voicemail about anything. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Bobby Bone showhead. Sorry up today.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
This story comes us from Massachusetts. An eighty year old
man was being victed from his house, so He calls
his friend, a I'm being evicted. I need help. Fifty
nine year old friend shows up and.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
She's a bee keeper.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
She brought her colonies of bees.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
And boom released them on the police.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
That feels like what an evil villain would do in
like a Batman movie, show up with their bees and
and sick them on people.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
So I mean, what do the plice do? Just swat
them and rest her?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yeah, they had to late. She had to catch them.
She's a bee keepers, so they had to call one
in get the bees under control. She's under arrest and
she is going to jail for six months.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
That's a salt. Yeah, he's like a dog on somebody.
It's a salt bees on somebody.
Speaker 10 (44:31):
But is it multiple bees? Is that like all the charges?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I think?
Speaker 4 (44:34):
However many people the bee gets near.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
They have to track the bees.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Bees.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Nineteen dead bees.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Yeah, several deputys were stung and one was hospitalized. Struggled
to that you get hospital lies. All right, it's a
tough word. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
It's gonna be a controversial opinion by me. But this
teenager licked a straw and then put it back so
people would then use the straw right prison. Prison. Oh now,
I'm not somebody who's all for putting people in prison.
Prisons are overcrowded. Prison and then put them on TV
in prison and then put them on social media. You
do this, you go to prison and secretly let them
(45:14):
out and tell him you can't do anything. You can't
be on social media for like a month. We're just
gonna say you're in prison, and if you do anything again,
we're gonna put you back in prison. We got to
start scaring people here. You can't be licking stuff and
putting it back.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah, I mean you don't agree, No, I mean I
think there needs to be a consequence for this prison.
You know where I'm gonna go. I'm like, why aren't
we send people to prison for this? We don't send
people to prison for other things are far more.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, but this, we're gonna let them out secretly. But
if we're gonna behind bars and he could be like,
I shouldn't have done it. This cut all right, listen,
you little jerky, and you do that again, you're staying
in here and you don't make it sound for a month,
and if anybody sees you, we're gonna put you back
in real prison.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Oh so they have something like hide out, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
For a month, or come back like every couple of
days and do more from I've been here for two days.
I mean, I lick a straw.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I bet paying the Heidelman and motel is cheaper than prison.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Well, we're not going to keep them in prison, I know,
But what.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
I mean is if they would fund because like, how
are you going to make sure that they stay home
or they don't show themselves?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You scare them with more prison. Mm hmm okay, we
licking and then putting it back and somebody else to
get your licks.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
Yeah, why do you even do that?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Because it's because it's not to me, but it's it's funny. No,
but it's like someone key's a car. Oh that's not funny.
But as a kids, you thought that was like, oh
it was crazy, like I did you hit a mailbox
in baseball? Bat?
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh you run over a mailbox?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well no, that's just because you didn't you didn't see it.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
No, No, I had friends in high school. That's what
they did.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Well, that's weird, for it feels like like car, not.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Like friends friends but yeah, like a group, like it
was a thing.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
You'd run over, But why would you do that damage
your car? Then?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I don't know why they did it. It wasn't me,
like you just said hitting it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Friends with finger quotes, my friend people.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
No, people in my group, they did a lot. They'd
all just break into people's garages and steal things.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
It turns out Amy did more crime than a little
white criminals latch Box did.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
And he's been talking about beer runs and would steal stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
I mean, and these are like well to do kids.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Those guys did.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Rich, That's why rich kids get in trouble because I
get nothing. They don't have to work or anything. There's
got time, so they do stupid stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
But they would be like, well they left their garage open,
and then they left the car in the garage open.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Let's steal a car.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Stuff in the right.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
How did you see? You know that was your group?
Speaker 4 (47:37):
No?
Speaker 6 (47:38):
You like in a yeah I knew them.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, well what I dated, but I didn't know he
was doing that.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
It's like you're dating to Hell's Angel. It's dangerous.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
Remember the one that keyed my car, that's the one,
huh that tracks yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Tracks Amy ran hard and she.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Was a kid. I thought he was a I didn't
know he had this bad streak. Yes, you did, well,
I learned it. And that's when we broke up. And
then that's when he keeped my car.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So jail for the jail, jail all right, And he
didn't have to be a real jail by the way too.
It could be one of those you know, people will
get on those fake airplanes and like fake private planes.
They go and take pictures. They're like, come on a
private jet. He didn't be a fake one of those,
be like, I'm in jail, and then put a big
tatted dude behind him. That's like licking his lips in.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
The picture, ugging him.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, he's holding his pocket all right. Cut, Then he
didn't have to We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
By Buddy Bob Bones. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
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(48:52):
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Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
The transmitting this.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
What's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show more in a
studio on his mom goes in. She's gonna have a baby.
She's gonna have triplets. She's forty five years old. And
so she gets in and they're like, all right, there,
I go, whoa dude, three congratuate.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
What the heck there's a fourth oh no.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Fourth baby hiding in there.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, And so we had talked to a doctor and
we had asked like, if this happens, was that on
this show? I was like, did you ever find those sonograms? No?
It was uh it was Jen Hamilton. Yeah, it's come
up tomorrow on the Bobby Cast. And she was like,
for the most part that it happens to people who
don't have adequate healthcare because they don't do enough, they're
not able to get sonograms. If it's like you're having
a baby and there's a second one hidden, that wasn't this.
(00:57):
There were just so many babies in there. There were
like hiding the other baby.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
It's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, she got pregnant. They were like, yep, it's on
a game of it up. Well, we haven't triplets, And
they're like, what the heck? And so then okay, here
they come. There's another one.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
But well, I'm curious, like this just now is really
happened or this was an IVF situation, or.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's that C section. It doesn't anything about IVF.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, because you can't have that naturally. Let me just
wait through this. When she first got pregnant, she was
told she just having triplets. Blender her husband they at
quadruplets v C section. Her babies Amy, a man of Amber,
and am on to names too close, you'll be yelling
at im a thing. I'll those being yelled. But the
way you just.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Did, they're going to turn into a one, two, three four.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Through IVF, the couple can see babies to IBF.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, yeah, well when.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
You do IVF, don't you know how many babies you're
putting in?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Yeah, but the likelihood of that happening, Like you're told
this could result in multiple babies.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
However, the eight it's right.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
But don't they know, like, Okay, I'm putting four babies
in you, so you're you're gonna have four babies?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
No, because it doesn't always it doesn't work that way.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
More than four can't put full babies in there by
the way what No, I understand.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
They put the embryos the embryos so they know how
many embryos they're putting in your body, so they don't all.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Make it, right, That's the whole thing.
Speaker 8 (02:19):
Like it.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You may do that and none make it.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
And and that's why when Bobby said in the story,
they were like what, I'm like, Okay, wait, was it.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
A what all of them survived? Or was it a
what how are we pregnant? With four?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
That would be so like, how am I going to
afford this? Oh? Yeah, okay, but is there one of
those if you're already having three and you're like, how
am I going to afford this?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And any kind of just the same.
Speaker 9 (02:43):
Oh my god, I think four because you're probably already
stressing about the three.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know, but I mean it's like one a lot too.
Oh that's crazy, you're having twins.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Three?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Holy crap? Four? Okay, what's the difference?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Four, I'm out of here. Oh oh, you're jumping.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Where's the ex?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
McDonald's is ending self serve soda where you go up
and just do it yourself. Oh yeah. Mostly because I
think people are stealing. There's also reduced labor. They're saying
maintenance demands.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
But if you haven't reduced labor, wouldn't it be better
that you're doing the work for yourself if they don't
have the labor, like you're the labor.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
But if you got to do the maintenance and you've
got to do, I'd assume the constant filling.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
I get killing off of soft drinks like that. I
think that's the biggest money drink.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
What a flex he sounds so intelligent. A soft drink
sodas it isn't the soft drink?
Speaker 6 (03:37):
Okay, well maybe I'm doing restaurants speak, but I soft
drinks are a big money maker.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well, they're gonna make even more because you're gonna have
to like go to them or pay more one of
the two. The company plans to complete the transition that
means no more suicide.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Let's be honest. I never had one of those, and.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
They taste it terrible, but they were fun to make
a little bit of all you have sounds the growth
in the suicide? Was it called that where you guys? Yeah,
my friends would do it, but I wouldn't do it.
There is something called perpetual stew. Anybody have this when
they grew up?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Never heard of it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's basically a soup that people keep boiling and adding
into and it never stopped days, weeks, months, The soup
just always exists. You just keep adding more to it
as it eats. Some of the soups always it never leaves.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Is that safe?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well, experts say it's safe as long as you maintain
a constant high temperature. But if it's always at a
high temperature, is it safe? It doesn't burn the house
down right? Feels like a difference.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Well, so, by that logic, anything in your fridge you
throw it in and boil it.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Is it then safe again?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
The soup or the food Because I'm.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
Like, say I open some spaghetti sauce on the jar,
it says eat within seven to ten days of opening.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
What if on day fifteen I just boil the.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Sauce one if it works that way well.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Perpetual stew is a continuously cooked dish where ingredients and
liquid right it over time and then everything's eating. It
goes back to the Middle Ages where they always kept it.
Feels like the Olympic flame to me, Yeah, that keeps going. Yeah,
Like the dish is just always going, travels across the world.
It's always being cooked.
Speaker 6 (05:09):
Everybody has some, just like remnants are left and then
you keep adding to it.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It is a thousand year long standing tradition. But if
someone's like, would you like some perpetual stew, I'm gonna pass.
I'm just gonna have the burger there. I'm good. I'm
really not the burger guy at places. I'm like, oh
this is interesting, but I'm gonna not eat the perpetual
stew that's from food and wine. Did you see the
video of the woman in her car driving on the sidewalk,
(05:33):
no chasing the kid on his bike.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
She was driving on the side. It was insane. So
it's one of those they say dirt bikes, but it's
one of those bikes we're talking about on the podcast
that has like a loyal electric bikes. Yeah, but it's
more than that because they make noise. A guy have
an e bike, it makes no noise. Yeah, these kids
in our neighborhood, it makes noise.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Maybe it's more of a homemade one. Nah, No, like
they rigged it.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This woman has been arrested and if you've seen the video,
you're going I thought it was ai because she's literally
driving on the sidewalk, trying to run this kid over
on his bike. But why, I'm sure because he was driving.
It's a kid. I'm sure it's a kid driving. Kind
of dumb on.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
So an adult woman made that that's how she was
going to handle it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah, cool, Yeah, So her name was Wendy Clemente, driving
on the sidewalk as the boy tried to outrun her.
They're going to pull it up. Witnesses pulled the child
out of the way just before the kid would have
been hit. Police say about a half hour later, she
was reported to be trying to enter a home and
she was arrested. Sounds like if you're entering a home
and you get arrested, it's not your.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Home, right. I feel like there was more going on
with her.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
She told officer she's trying to find dogs to spend
time with. M She had admitted to police that she
had been drinking. Okay, we're gonna pull this up. You're
gonna go what the crap. The other story was that
hauntavirus that's happening. That's how you say it, huntess, Yeah,
haunt a H A N T A.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I thought there was ans my bad.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And so they've been locked on that ship. The ship
won't come in and people have died from it.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It reminds me remember the cruise boat when everybody at
COVID and they were like, we don't know now about COVID,
so we're gonna hold them on the boat. But this
is way worse. At least woman in the car chasing
this motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Oh okay, yeah, I feel like if she was drinking,
she might think she's in a video game.
Speaker 10 (07:18):
That is not slow.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, no, And that's a normal sidewalk. There's not even
like a big sidewalk. There's trees on the side of it.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, she's in a neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
If you're watching us on YouTube and we're showing you
this at the same time, this is from what is
that MSNBC? Is that the clip we're showing here, Yes,
that's a normal small neighborhood. She's even hitting like curbs.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
It looks like they're shooting a movie.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Thankfully she's in a tiny ford focus because otherwise.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
She wouldn't fit.
Speaker 10 (07:45):
You're right, that's true.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I must be like, what in the world.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Think about the people who are like taking care of
their grass though, No, that is some green grass.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh, she definitely hit some sprinkler heads.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh how crazy is that? And imagine she wakes up
sober today. Oh and she sees her doing this.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, hopefully this is her rock bottom.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
By the way, you can watch us on YouTube. We're
on YouTube right now live at Bobby Bone Show. So
back to the hauntavirus. So it does spread person to person.
It has a forty percent mortality rate. It is responsible
for the outbreak on that cruise ship. Now they're not
saying it's because of the cruise ship. Somebody got on
the ship, probably the hat it. It's killed three passengers,
(08:27):
it's sick in seven others typically and I did some
light reading about it last night. It's it's rat poop
or it's rod and poop that it comes from. And
so this isn't an exception because this is a strain
that is now able to be transferred human to human.
Speaker 9 (08:44):
And they're all stuck on a boat. If I were
on that boat, jump jump, I think about swimming. Yeah
I wouldn't really, but I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 10 (08:52):
But what do they do with the sick people?
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Like, They've got to put them away right as soon
as you feel symptoms like you've got her room, you've
got to just sell it grounded.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
It sounds like a go to your room.
Speaker 11 (09:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, No, I think everybody's in the room. I don't
think you really Yeah, I think everybody is now quarantined.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I don't think there's still like bingo going on or
there's no cornhole.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I don't think you don't do Amy's walks in the morning,
yeah walks.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Or yeah black jacket.
Speaker 6 (09:19):
No.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I was curious too about consumption.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
Of food, like, because if they don't know who all
has it, you have people preparing food because they have
to eat or drink water, like is it being delivered?
So I would only trust bottled water or prepackaged food,
and they have enough of that.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I'm not an infection specialist, but I was reading a
bit last night where it seems like the strategy would
be to get someone that for sure doesn't have it
from off the boat to go in protected to test
and make with a few people in quarantine to make
sure they didn't have it, and they were the designated
food preparers.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Yeah, or could it? I was picturing a helicopter or
a drone dropping off, like you know, bottled.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Water and somebody's got to get into.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
That or whatever.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
We're wondering how they're.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Gonna survive, and Amy's taking a Chorean No.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I'm thinking of like bagged food that doesn't really go bad.
Speaker 10 (10:16):
Are they near like a port?
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Like?
Speaker 10 (10:18):
Are they just like a few miles or like a.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
From what I saw, they are close enough, but as
of right now, no one is allowed to let them
come in.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Oh my gosh, I would be terrified, and they are quote.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
We do believe there may be human human transmission that
is happening among the really close contacts. The envy Hondias
started the week's long voyage in Argentina March twentieth, the
hauntavirus strain and it just goes into some of them.
Some of the data about it. New York posted that story.
(10:52):
So I've been watching that. I just what caught me
first was the guy in the room going, oh my god,
I can't believe this, and he was crying, And so
I was just watching that. I didn't know what hauntavirus was.
But the longer this goes, the more the story gets out.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
I know, it's heartbreaking. His plea for people to understand that,
Like as you're hearing this. He's like, we're real humans
on here, like we're just you know, it's not just
some news story that's crazy, Like, this is really happening
to humans.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
And if you're a country that lets them in, are
you putting your own people at risk? Because if you're
letting them into your country, you're probably funneling them somewhere
else on land where they're not able to get out
and expose anyone. So crazy, tragic, sad all that. I
just imagine you're on the boat and you're not sick,
(11:38):
and you're just like, what's happening? Yeah, because no, do
they shut the internet off so you don't read all
the stuff?
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Yeah, And if you have a balcony, cool, right in
your room, But if you're in one of those rooms
in the middle where it's like a just a cell.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh jem, do you want to go on your balcony
because what if your neighbor's on the balcony and they
have it.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And it like I would bet it doesn't jump across
the balconies.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
I'm not well like airborne, Like if it's if you're
close enough in proximity to another human, Like I don't
know what has to happen is it.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
You? You know, because like COVID, we had to stay
six feet apart.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Yeah, we ain't gonna be six feet if you're I
think you're good on the balcony.
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Okay, on my balcony there was one divider of me
and the person.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, but you're not gonna be six feet from them
and the wind, I mean all that and the wind.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Blows it right into you, Okay, because I don't.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Know, I've just yeah, mostly if it's ever been gotten
by human, it's been humans in contact with infected rodents,
mainly deer, mice and rats, breathing the airborne particles from
their urine droppings or saliva. But it's not been from
once a human gets it, passing it over to another human, Okay,
(12:46):
which is what's crazy. So there's the update on that.
If you guys want to call us. Not about that,
I'm not talking about that. But you got to see
that story that woman driving on the sidewalk. That's great,
that's insane. What if you're hear a kid and you
have to go to school today and they're like, yeah,
your mom was driving drunk on the sidewalk. I think
about that stuff now that I have a kid, embarrassing
my kid because I never used to think that, but
(13:08):
now it's like I can't drive drunk on a sidewalk
because I don't embarrass my kid.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Sorry, man, can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I might have.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Those days are right now.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Now, no way, man. I'm gonna play this song and
so her name is Stella Lefty. The song's awesome, it's
blowing up. Gary Levox was singing this on a boat
here played the Gary Levox clip.
Speaker 12 (13:26):
On a train back from Boston and then went up
in the gone and I'll turn you baby.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
This is the part We're right wrong, but I Gary
Levox's elite singer Rascal Flats, and this is Stella Lefty.
This song is called Boston by anonymous bar. There's a
question to ben, Hello, Bobby Bones. I just turned twenty
(14:00):
for one of my best friends since middle school, the
kind of friend who used to plan surprises for me,
only texted me HBD this year. No call, no Instagram posts, nothing.
I feel weirdly annoyed. Am I being dramatic? Or is
that kind of low effort for how close we are?
Signed left on red on my birthday? A little dramatic,
(14:22):
I can understand, if you're upset because your friend didn't
do anything for you, just in general, but it sounds
like HPD is the only thing. I don't feel like
an HBD text is bad. But if that friend usually
like jumps in the mix, I can understand why it
would be confusing. I think first you should evaluate if
there's something going on in the friend's life that day
that maybe didn't allow her to give full attention to
(14:45):
your birthday.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
Yeah, that's what was running through my mind, is capacity, because.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
As I've been told, the whole world is not about me.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You've been told that, Yeah, you believed that. Can you
believe that?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:59):
So what I would say to do is, don't look
too much into this one thing. Maybe use this as
a reason to reach out to your friend without saying, hey,
I'm just checking on you because you didn't do more
for my birthday. Just be like, hey, what's up, how's
it going, and just see if there's anything there, and
I think you'll learn a lot. Then I wouldn't let
one HBD define your value in the relationship with your
(15:23):
good friend.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Yeah right, yeah, I mean it's giving you information. If
it does seem a little then yes, then you can
reach out, But I wouldn't reach out within a why
did you only send me HBD for my birthday? No
reach out with curiosity of how they are or what's
going on in their life, or can y'all plan to
do something soon and then maybe that'll give you more
information of what's going on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
There's always a little something going on. Everybody's lives got
a little something going on. I found that I am
probably sixty percent less responsive on text messages, especially quickly,
like I'm pretty good at because it's just the baby stuff.
Speaker 6 (15:59):
All the time I called you yesterday, you didn't answer.
You called me, and you didn't call me back either.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
You called me now, I'm like, wait, you didn't realize
she called. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Maybe I was like, maybe you didn't have the capacity.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
Oh I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Do you see? I mean, I wasn't gonna make it
a thing.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I missed three calls. At the same time was I
didn't call you.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
I didn't call him three times.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
I missed three calls, but.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Never like dying called you three times.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
I didn't notice that you called. I do see it
now because it's red.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
However, really no defense because maybe it was not sick,
but man, she just I think have a little growing pains,
have a little reflex issue.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
But I figured you also could have been working at
that hour because I know podcast stuff.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I think it was just.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Before one was in the middle of an interview too, okay.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
So I was about to start my podcast, so I
was trying to catch you right.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Before, but podcast advice needed it, like how do I talk?
No question, No, I'm sorry about that. I was in
an interview, yes, and then it was just well, that's
that's okay.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
And I think there could be a time in my life.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
It's really our filter, and depending on what's going on,
there could be a time where I would have been like,
oh wow, Bobby hasn't even seen that I called or
reached back.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Out or because you don't miss a call, I mean.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
You might want always yes exactly, so I would maybe
I could tell myself a story of like, something's going on,
but when you don't.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Not for me to give it this for anybody, I
don't like answering the phone face time.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
This warranted a call, so what the heck now, I'm
like later.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
But also what I'm saying is I get this person's
curiosity about oh, like should I be you know, stressed
out about this or am I being dramatic because now
because I'm in a good place, like I was like, oh, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
We'll talk about it. When we talk about it, it's
not a big deal.
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Like, but I understand how little things like that loop
in someone's head and get to them and ruin their day.
But all you're doing is making the problem worse because
you're telling your story.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Okay, I agree with everything you're saying, but can I
just say somebod our specific an acute diagnosis of our situation? Okay,
why didn't you text me after and be like I
know that I would see and be like I would
get back to you.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
I know, but really I had to go work too,
so I was like, oh, well call phone called it work,
so we'll figure it out later. But I didn't let
it spiral into something.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
But also, if you call and you don't leave a
text message, don't leave a message, I'll never hear it.
But if you don't leave a text, I think it
wasn't important. You just called, right, I know, but you
didn't even know. I didn't even know you called it.
But I say that now I'll get back on track.
But I you guys don't know what it's like. No, man,
we have no idea what it's like. Guys, Hey, I
can tell you stories for ages about babies. I can
(18:47):
give you some advice one day. You let me know
when you need Okay, hey, don't freak out about HBD.
If HBD happens again and again, those type situations, you
need to figure it out, I.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Would say, with thinking about how I'm with my friends
over the years, like sometimes I do Instagram posts, next
year I may not.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
It doesn't I don't also don't feel.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Like Instagram stories, because she mentioned that in the note,
like an Instagram post does not equal the importance of
your relationship.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
It also could be that you're getting older and you know,
She's like, I don't making do Instagram posts for adults. Yeah,
but yeah, thinking back, I didn't do one on your birthday,
but I felt bad.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
About your birth one, Eddies.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, but she noticed. That's true, but it was further
further out from the baby. It's fine, true or false.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
True. I haven't thought about it once.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Did I do?
Speaker 12 (19:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
No, but here's wow? Can I be?
Speaker 12 (19:34):
I know?
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I know you do Eddie's as a joke.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I years I know.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
He gets to me.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
So now what I do on his birthday, people don't
believe him. And that's the joke to me. I got
no birthday wishes on my that's because Eddie. So that's
the joke. That's all a bit, you know.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
I know, don't worry, I don't think about it.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
All right, close it up, all right, voicemail.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I just thought a very table bonus at work. It's
thirty thousand dollars and my plan was just to use
it to pay bills and you know, be smart with
it and see it. Everyone else that I have talked
to is doing something cool, and they keep telling me
that I should at least do something for myself. So
(20:17):
I'm just curious, what.
Speaker 13 (20:18):
Would you guys do I'm a bonus? I mean, say
three zero thirty. We actually have her on because I
was so blown away by this. So Naomi, ay, we
were just listening to your voicemail.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's Bobby.
Speaker 5 (20:31):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (20:32):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm really good? Can we talk about this with you?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah? Of course, First of all, that is a heck
of a bonus.
Speaker 11 (20:39):
It is it is, and they upped the amount to
even cover the taxes, so that we got the dollar
amount they wanted us to get.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Wow, do you work for Santa Claus?
Speaker 4 (20:50):
What?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
Right?
Speaker 11 (20:52):
Okay, none of us were expecting anything like this.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Did you like hit a performance goal or do they
bonus the whole company?
Speaker 11 (20:59):
It was the whole company, and we're going through some changes.
We're kind of going from being small and independently owned
to having some people come in and invest in us.
And this was part of their investment deal that they
wanted to take care of the employees.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Yeah, okay, so you were giving a literal thirty thousand
dollars bonus.
Speaker 11 (21:24):
Well not afore tax, Yeah, after tax.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I can ask you I semi personal question. Sure you
don't have to answer, but do you have more than
thirty thousand dollars in debt? Not mortgage, mortgage and car payment?
Just say mortgage mortgage doesn't count.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
We have car payments, we have credit cards. We're definitely
going to pay off everything that we can pay off.
That's the plan. But sometimes it seems like we should
I don't know, it feels like we should do something, especially.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
With the kids.
Speaker 11 (21:55):
But we're no vacation ever family where you know, every
day I'm extrare we have goes into sports for the girls,
for our girls.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
I like to make a suggestion because it seems like
you have too good of a head on your shoulder
that I'm afraid that you're gonna look back at this
in a few years and wish you would have at
least done a little something.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
It sounds like a lot of your people at work
like we're going crazy, We're gonna buy forty two kegs,
or you know, we're gonna buy what lunchwalks always wanted,
like a boat car, ho boat, hot top boat, yeah,
whoever it was.
Speaker 11 (22:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
I think because your mind, your priorities are in the
right place. If you were to take like twenty two
thousand dollars and go, this is the money we are
earmarked to pay off a lot of what we need
to pay off, and you take eight and you create
an experience for your family this summer, I think that
would be not only responsible, but I think that would
be something that you would be appreciative and grateful for
(22:53):
seven years from now now. I don't think you go
half and half. I don't think you definitely go all
thirty and party with it, but I do think something
like a twenty two eight split is something where you're
getting enough paid off with this money that is kind
of coming out of nowhere. And also, man, memories are
so freaking cool and I don't think there's anything wrong
that's an investment into your family. Knowing what I know,
(23:15):
that would be the advice that I would give you, Amy.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Yeah, how old are your kids?
Speaker 11 (23:19):
One just turned fourteen and the other one turns thirteen
in August.
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, I mean perfect age to make memories. I would say,
you know, some parents may want to spoil the kids
or buy them something, but doing like Bobby said and
making it a trip. I saw an article recently and
I'm just paraphrasing here, but it was talking about kids
and family vacations and memories and it doesn't have to
be somewhere extravagant or far, but just being intentional about
(23:43):
getting away and seeing some of the world. And by
that I also mean the United States as a family
and making memories is far more impactful than gifts for children.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, I don't think that twenty two eight split feels weird.
I feel I feel like that's a responsible split. I
hope you do that again. I don't know all the
nuance of you know what you got to pay to
who maybe you got bookies they take nee caps out.
We don't want that to happen if you do, but
congratulations on the bonus. That is a significant amount of
money to just come into. What are you leaning towards
right now?
Speaker 11 (24:13):
I mean, obviously we're paying stuff off. But my daughter
has her golden birthday in August, and she's making a
really big deal about it. She was born August thirteenth,
twenty thirteen, and this year it'll be turning thirteen on
August thirteen, twenty twenty six, which is double thirteen. And
she's a really big Tailor Swift fan, so she's been
(24:34):
dying to go to Nashville to see the Tailor Swift
stuff in Country Music Hall of Fame. So we were
kind of tossing around that idea. So it's, you know, Nashville.
It's not a big trip or anything crazy, but you know,
that might be what goes goes what happens now.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
I think that would be a fun vacation.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
And I'll tell you this, if you guys do come,
I would love for you guys to come to the
studio and we'd love to meet you just to kind
of put a little bit of a hey, let's come,
let's do it to Nashville. Come if it's something that
kind of, you know, makes it happen, push you over
the finish line. Come to Nashville, Come hang out with us.
We'd love to meet you. I think that's a fun
trip for everybody. I think your other kid would like
(25:15):
that too. Nashville's got a lot. I mean, go down
to the bar.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
Like yeah, there's no rules in drinking in Nashville at twelve.
That's like Mexico twelve thirteen. The bar have at it good.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
No, we do lunch time, they can go out lungs time.
They'd enjoy.
Speaker 14 (25:27):
Yeah, they'd enjoy seeing all the.
Speaker 11 (25:29):
You know, the Laaney Bars and Morgan Malin and all
the bars down there.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I would encourage you to do something with the memories.
Pay off a lot of the bills. I like my
numbers split and very into numbers and clean numbers. But
if you do come to Nashville because your daughter wants
to do that, I never heard of a golden birthday.
I thought she was fifty. I'll be honest with you,
I didn't know what that meant you are more than
welcome as part of your trip to come and visit us,
(25:55):
and we'd love to see you.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
Oh.
Speaker 15 (25:56):
I love that idea.
Speaker 11 (25:58):
I will definitely keep that in mind. They would love
that because we're all big.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
Bobby bone Chow fans.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
And you can be Daniel, they listen with us.
Speaker 11 (26:06):
Oh my husband just texted me and said, make sure
you call on box Daniel.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, you can meet Daniel too when you can.
Speaker 7 (26:12):
You guys are so stupid, like, I mean, that's a
dumb trip, Like you need to do something. You can't
do something just for your daughter that's turning whatever the
golden birthday. Then the other daughter is like, well then
on my birthday I needed I mean, don't don't come here.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
We don't like you.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Wait, no, that's not Daniel. You're being lunchbox right now.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
No, shres funny to do? Where both girls?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I'm just saying that two girls are one?
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (26:37):
What do you have one? Two girls?
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Two girls?
Speaker 14 (26:39):
Okay, they're both girls.
Speaker 9 (26:40):
Look, I found a boat online right now for twenty nine,
nine hundred and thirty five dollars right under thirty thousand
tax perfect taxes.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah, you'll cover the taxes. What's the difference.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Also, Eddie, are you not listening what we're putting money
away and then having a trip.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
That's a sign that it's just under thirty thousand dollars.
I sign that you look for it because you wanted
a vote. That's what I googled. Yeah, both for bolts
undred thirty thousand. Okay, So that would be our advice, Naomi.
If you do decide to follow up on it, will you,
guys give Naomi somebody's email or number or something that
she can get in touch with us. We would love
to have you up here. If not, just let us
(27:18):
know what you decide to do. But you ask for advice,
just pay off a lot of the stuff, but do
something special too, because I think you might regret it
later on.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
I love that and I appreciate that advice because I've
been really hard on myself about actually just spending the
money to go do something cool instead of being fully
responsible with it.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
I understand you are, but look at it this way.
Speaker 6 (27:37):
You are being responsible by setting aside some to take
your family on a trip. That is, that's not being
irresponsible at all whatsoever. You're being intentional about making some
memories and having some family bonding, which is equally as
important as setting money aside for bills, because it sounds
like you're if you're putting twenty two twenty four dollars
(28:00):
towards some of your debt, that's a lot.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
And she's inspired me. You know what bonus is for
everybody here? I got a free quarter for everybody quarter
of what a dollar to get your free quarter at
the end of the show. I think people are confused
to about that. I don't pay this show's salary. They
don't pay that's the company.
Speaker 9 (28:20):
But you could make a call, right You can be like, hey, guys,
can you give Amy a call?
Speaker 6 (28:24):
They would be like no, the only thing he could do,
which you don't. I'm not saying that they you couldn't call,
and they would just be like, okay, Bobby, no problem,
we'll pay them more to your words, I am because
I said no. But I've seen you do this before.
Not for us in this room. We're fine. There's been
times where there's other I've seen you do it since
(28:44):
even fifteen twenty years ago, you being like, hey, I'll
take this out of my pocket to pay this person this.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Oh, because I'm saying with most of the room now,
not you?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Not in this ye okay, maybe some people in this room.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Book, Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Why not me?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
You don't need it?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah, no, I'm joking. I know that's how you work.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
But free quarter. Hit me up, guys, I give you
a quarter.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
I have one of those little belts.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
But here's your quarter, Naomi. I'm so glad you called.
I hope. Hey, whatever decision makes to be the right decision, right,
could you care? So it's gonna be the right decision
final time, I'll say it. I do want to meet
you guys if you come to Nashville. I think that
would be a super fun trip. There's a lot to do,
and yeah, congratulations on the bonus.
Speaker 11 (29:33):
All right, well, thank you. I appreciate all the advice.
Speaker 14 (29:35):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, bye, Nami, bye. First, into a sixty thousand
piece puzzle? Is that a lot? Oh? Yeah, I think
it's a record. One thousand is a lot?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, overwhelming.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Have you ever seen a sixty thousand piece puzzle?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (29:48):
I don't even know where. Do you do that on
a gym floor?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Right?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Unless the pieces are really tiny? Ammy? Would you do it?
Could you do it in a garage?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Take all the cars out and do in a lou Solace.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Took four years and put together a sixty thousand piece puzzle.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Oh it's gigantic. He's laying on it.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
How big does the room look?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
It looks like if you're in a convention center.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh, the big floor. Yeah. I just never heard a
puzzle that big. Over eight hundred hours put it together.
From CBS Evening News Man, that is some commitment. Biggest
puzzle you've ever done. One thousand, Yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:27):
One thousand. I got a table too for my birthday.
The puzzle table that fits a thousand piece puzzle. It's
pretty cool, man. It's like you know how an architect
has their drafting board. I have a puzzle board like that.
And that's how you know we're getting older.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Lunchbox's mom now loves Riley Green just just did.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Yeah breaking news.
Speaker 9 (30:50):
Why.
Speaker 7 (30:51):
She watched the iHeart Country Festival the other night on
Hulu and she used to love Luke Bryan. She went
to the show a few years back and Luke Brian
before and she was like, whoa, this dude is amazing
and I love the way he danced.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Well.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
She watched on Saturday and all she could talk about
on Sunday was Oh, Luke Bryant, I'm done with him.
The new guy is Riley Green. She goes, I've never
heard his music before, but what was he nice to
look at? And then I go, well, he's gonna be
on her cruise this year. She goes, oh, well, maybe
I need to come on the cruise.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
What if, hypothetically, Riley and your mom disappeared?
Speaker 2 (31:28):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
They disappeared together, And she's like, don't tell your dad?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh no no? Did you cover for your mom? No chance?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Would you tell your dad disappeared into a room.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
With Roley greenh what if your dad said it's okay?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Well, then I mean I can't do anything about it.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Would you be okay with it?
Speaker 10 (31:50):
No?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
I'd be weird, really weirded out, and I'd look at
my mom differently.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
But why would I fight it? He wouldn't win that
any stuff?
Speaker 2 (31:58):
But what what fighting? Oh? I made a choice.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
I'm not going to fight my Riley Green because my
mom decided what my new dad?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I mean, Riley Green's your stepdad.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
That's crazy, she said.
Speaker 7 (32:10):
She said, excuse me, where has Riley Green been? And
why am I just now seeing this man. I looked
over backstage and I saw Ami talking to Riley Green.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh, yeah, she was we did something on Hulu.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Yeah, but then afterwards, you guys were like, facing away
from the cameras, have a little chat. Really, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Really, I don't.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
I feel like I don't really don't know that.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Didn't know.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
Are you trying to fight my mom for Riley Green?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Or I didn't say thatthing was going on. There's no
need to right me. I'm just saying you literally wrong me.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
No, I'm just saying I don't remember that.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I looked over and you have to facing away from
the cameras, have a little chat.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
What are you guys talking about?
Speaker 6 (32:51):
I don't know because I don't remember this moment. It's
probably like, hey, how's it going?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Not much?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
He said, not much?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
To how's it going? That's not the answer to that question.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
No, I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You get a little little scrambled right now.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
How's it going? Not much? Sounds like you're little scrambled
right now?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
And yeah, okay, now.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Are we moving on?
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Is that what we're doing?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure lunch Fox was with me and
Riley the.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Whole No, what I saw it was lunchbox with some
duding with a coold jacket.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
He was like, walking around the jacket is fabulous.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
An Amy story from the festival was, you know our
hotel room, we had those beds.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
And you get out of the bed and knows you
got out of the bed.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So cool?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, so cool or so annoying.
Speaker 6 (33:44):
So I get in bed and lay down and all
the lights in the hotel room are off except for
the ones on the bed.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
And I'm like, where's the light switch for those?
Speaker 2 (33:52):
So there were these little lights built into the very
bottom of the bed. If they sensed you got out
of bed, they came on, yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Just before I knew they were Yeah, if there was
a censor. So I'm like, I keep getting up and
so therefore every time you get up, the lights stay
on longer. And I couldn't find the switch. It was
driving me crazy. So I got pillows and I laid
pillows in front of them, and I was like, that'll
solve it, except for the pillow doesn't block it all
the way, so there's lights seeping through the sides.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
But the pillows are keeping the sensors going.
Speaker 6 (34:19):
So that's why I thought the lights were just always on.
And so the next day I'm telling someone they're like,
how'd you sleep? And I was like pretty terrible because
I couldn't figure out how to get those under those
lights under the bed off And they're like, there's sensors,
like after you lay down for a couple of minutes,
they'll turn off.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Well, I just was impatient, never gave it a couple
of minutes.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
So night too, My sleep was much better because I
laid there patiently and the lights went off.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
I worry about Amy.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
How was I supposed to know there was a censor?
Speaker 9 (34:50):
I mean I thought that too, But as soon as
they laid down and like they turned off, I realized, oh,
they were a censor.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
And then when you got up the beginning they came on.
Oh look it's a sensensor. And the when you got
back in the bend they went off another sense.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
I lay down long enough for them to go off,
so I didn't know it.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
It happens like did you ever walk in the bathroom
when the sensor light went on?
Speaker 6 (35:09):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Oh yeah, the bathroom was the bathroom was sensor too. Amy.
He's got pillows all the way blocking the bathroom door
just to get it all. So they're starting to prepare
to send people to Mars.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
So they're doing experiments with people to see if they.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Can uh live in what would be the situation if
you went to Mars. So these aren't really the astronauts.
So just like testing, people don't agree to come do it.
Uh So here are the things that you have to
do during the test, and you make pretty good money.
But you are sealed in a simulated space station and
when you go in, you're not allowed out until August. Again,
(35:43):
it's a good payday. They don't torture you or anything,
but they want to see what the effects of the
human body would be. Number One, you must submit to
regular blood tests, which, as we've learned, Eddie and Lunchbox
created that.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
No problem, no problem, I could do that.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Number two, you can't communicate or make eye contact with
the medics or any other officials because those medics or
officials won't be on the actual ship up but while
on Earth they have to come in and do it,
so you can't actually talk to them.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Oh oh, look at them or look at anything.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Yeah. Really, they don't exist other than put your arm
out because there'd be some sort of machine that takes
your blood if it were actually going to space. Okay,
we can do that. Next up, you must exercise for
an hour a day. Okay, that's tough. Okay, it'd be tough.
What else are you going to do?
Speaker 5 (36:26):
You have nothing else?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
That's what he wants to do, though, nothing. That goal
lives to do nothing. So you do have to exercise
an hour every day. You can only shower for five
minutes twice a week.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I love that.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
What can you do five minutes? Yeah? I mean just
jump in, jump out, And that's probably to conserve water. Sure,
you have limited clothing and laundry facilities, but if you're
not showering a whole bunch, and it's probably like a
scrubs who cares?
Speaker 5 (36:54):
Right?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
And if you stink, it got like when I stink,
it don't bother me that much. It just bothers my wife.
Does it bother you guys? If you yourself stinks, no, yeah,
you smell good. Oh I don't know that's true. It
just is a thing. I don't mind my stinky smell.
You can only eat rationed, prepackaged space style foods, no
(37:16):
fresh foods, vegetable basically just get those old packs. Six
months or so no alcohol or energy drink. I'm good there.
You're allowed just a one two hour video call with
the family once a week, one two hour, one two
hour one.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
So it's consecutively two hours, yep, once a week.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
That'd be tough. That'd be tough for me now with
a new baby. Yeah, so that one will bet you.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
I mean, yeah, we can probably get it all into
two hours, you think, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
So only one small shoe box of personal items is allowed.
What else?
Speaker 5 (37:53):
What else do you need?
Speaker 2 (37:54):
You only get privacy in your tiny sleeping pod and
in the bathroom, and you can only sleep at regulated
times between eleven pm and seven am.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
Oh you can't sleep in No, that would suck.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
You can't form relationships with the other travelers because it
could impact team dynamics and performance. There's also a strict
rule of no hooking up. A trip to the moon
takes around four days, but traveling Tomorrows takes around six months,
so astronauts will be trapped together and confined quarters with
limited resources as a journey far away from home. So basically,
I mean maybe a year. But let's say they were
(38:28):
doing this for six months, for three hundred thousand dollars.
Would you do this for six months?
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Yes? Yeah, three hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, all of this and if anytime you don't do
what they're saying, you get kicked out in no money.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Is it taxed?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
That's a good question. You know what, No, you get
three hundred thousand dollars. I think you can do it,
but what you could? But would you want to? Would
you go? Yeah, I'm in. I think I'm out. Why
are you out? I'm out? The food situation is not
good doing.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
It for a year.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
It was a year's six months.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Like no real human interaction.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
That's the only part I like.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
No human interaction other than my wife and kid.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I love.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, that's the part I'm into.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No alcohol.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I get that you think you won't like that, but
it's just not good for your soul.
Speaker 4 (39:15):
I hear you like on a sub level, I don't.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Think I would like that. I probably like that maybe, Okay.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
I think you I think you think you know you
would like that.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
I think I think I know I know I'd like
that right now. Would be tough for me to do
that because of the video call once a week, two hours,
get it. I got an infant and I got to
watch her grow up, So I would not do it
for three hundred thousand dollars. You, Nope, you I think
i'd do it.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
And here's the thing. I get it.
Speaker 7 (39:45):
Why you because an infant can't really talk to you.
Your kids, like my kids are old enough. Fore they'll
be able to communicate and tell me what's been going
on in their life. You'll just be able to look
at the baby and be like, what you been doing?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You're growing?
Speaker 7 (39:56):
Oh wow, So there wouldn't be much communication my kids,
we could, you know, talk, So I'm in catch up
in that two hours? Yeah, you catch up in that
two hours twice a week. Hey, how'd you do it?
Speaker 5 (40:05):
Your game?
Speaker 2 (40:06):
How's school going?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
You know what I mean? Did you pass that test?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
No, it's okay, it's only six minds? Yeah? Yeah, Now
I'm out three hundred thousand. I'm out.
Speaker 5 (40:13):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
There's a lot of things that we're gonna be missing
out on. What if it's a million, now we're.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Talking a million, that's worth the thing you'd be missing out? Yes,
a little different million dollars will do it. Definitely a
little different million for you. I might probably more so
considering it now.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Contax Amy's just obsessed with not.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
Tax because of his tax I'm like, no way, get.
Speaker 7 (40:37):
Out of here, get out of here with your taxation.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wake up, wake up in the mall.
Speaker 11 (40:46):
And it's radio and the.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Dollars ready in his lunchbox. More game two to Steve
red have trying to put you through. Fuck he's running
this week's next week. Bobby's on the box, so you
know what this.
Speaker 7 (41:07):
Is the bott itball.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
No time for the morning Corny.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
The morning Corny out of robots, eat gulcom ally, I'll
do robots eight Gaga Mally with microchips, microchips.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That was the morning Corny. All right, voicemails, let's go.
Speaker 14 (41:31):
Hey Bobby a studio.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
I was just calling to.
Speaker 14 (41:33):
Get an update form Eddie on the.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
Kids spray paint. Did they ever catch who did it?
Speaker 14 (41:37):
Or let me know? This is Matt from the Permei Invasion.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
I had some kids in your neighborhood spray painting. You
did night Watch bell A Sleep, Yeah? I did. We
did about a week and a half of night Watch.
We saw nothing.
Speaker 9 (41:48):
But the good news is they have not attacked again,
so the signs have been cleaned. I've looked around for
more graffiti. None, none, there, So you're not doing night
Watch to catch them. Now you're doing day watch. Fine graffiti. Yeah, Like,
if they hit again, we're gonna have to regroup and
try to catch these guys.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
You'll go back to sleep next one.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
This whole thing about Eddie and not going to the
doctor is not just suck it up, go.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Get it done, knock it out, feel good.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You deserve it, dude.
Speaker 14 (42:14):
Just go to the doctor for what for most testosterone?
Speaker 9 (42:16):
Now, guys, let's see what I can do naturally first,
and then I'll give myself a little like you know,
a deadline two months or whatever. I'll get checked again
and then we'll go from there. I've been doing squats, baby.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
But I don't think even if you did that every
day for two months, it's gonna affect I think that
is such an incremental growth that it's good if you
can get your testosterone to a normal level that actually
keeps it up. Yeah, just from what I've been reading.
But I keep doing you don't worry about it, I guess, don't.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
Go to the doctor. Hey, screw medicine, That's what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Yeah, Yeah, you're lucky to have insurance but he's like,
I ain't going Okay, this is one more, Eddie, one
go ahead.
Speaker 12 (42:51):
I have listened to you for a very long time,
and I believe is the only reason that Eddie's has
low T is because he's a lot older than Lunchbox.
Let's take another chest when Lunchbox is his age and
see what his lot is.
Speaker 14 (43:04):
Thanks Bright, I agree.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
With that, but I mean, what are we going to do?
Way for two years?
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, I'm not gonna drop in a half in two years,
you might. I don't think he'd dropping half. No, you
don't think so. No, dude, it was significant. Yeah, but
two years is a long time and then life and so.
Speaker 7 (43:20):
Then another two years you'll be done at zero.
Speaker 9 (43:23):
No, no, no, I'm probably gonna stay, maybe get a little higher,
but you'll probably.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Drop in two years. You might be a woman, yeah
with moves. Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Thank you for the voicemails. Always hit us up.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, that's our number. Leave
us a voicemail about anything. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby,
Bobby Bone showhead. Sorry up today.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
This story comes us from Massachusetts. An eighty year old
man was being victed from his house, so He calls
his friend, a I'm being evicted. I need help. Fifty
nine year old friend shows up and.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
She's a bee keeper.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
She brought her colonies of bees.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
And boom released them on the police.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
That feels like what an evil villain would do in
like a Batman movie, show up with their bees and
and sick them on people.
Speaker 5 (44:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
So I mean, what do the plice do? Just swat
them and rest her?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (44:16):
Yeah, they had to late. She had to catch them.
She's a bee keepers, so they had to call one
in get the bees under control. She's under arrest and
she is going to jail for six months.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
That's a salt. Yeah, he's like a dog on somebody.
It's a salt bees on somebody.
Speaker 10 (44:31):
But is it multiple bees? Is that like all the charges?
Speaker 6 (44:34):
I think?
Speaker 4 (44:34):
However many people the bee gets near.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
They have to track the bees.
Speaker 6 (44:38):
Bees.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
Nineteen dead bees.
Speaker 7 (44:41):
Yeah, several deputys were stung and one was hospitalized. Struggled
to that you get hospital lies. All right, it's a
tough word. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
It's gonna be a controversial opinion by me. But this
teenager licked a straw and then put it back so
people would then use the straw right prison. Prison. Oh now,
I'm not somebody who's all for putting people in prison.
Prisons are overcrowded. Prison and then put them on TV
in prison and then put them on social media. You
do this, you go to prison and secretly let them
(45:14):
out and tell him you can't do anything. You can't
be on social media for like a month. We're just
gonna say you're in prison, and if you do anything again,
we're gonna put you back in prison. We got to
start scaring people here. You can't be licking stuff and
putting it back.
Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah, I mean you don't agree, No, I mean I
think there needs to be a consequence for this prison.
You know where I'm gonna go. I'm like, why aren't
we send people to prison for this? We don't send
people to prison for other things are far more.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Yeah, but this, we're gonna let them out secretly. But
if we're gonna behind bars and he could be like,
I shouldn't have done it. This cut all right, listen,
you little jerky, and you do that again, you're staying
in here and you don't make it sound for a month,
and if anybody sees you, we're gonna put you back
in real prison.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Oh so they have something like hide out, yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
For a month, or come back like every couple of
days and do more from I've been here for two days.
I mean, I lick a straw.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
I bet paying the Heidelman and motel is cheaper than prison.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Well, we're not going to keep them in prison, I know,
But what.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
I mean is if they would fund because like, how
are you going to make sure that they stay home
or they don't show themselves?
Speaker 2 (46:12):
You scare them with more prison. Mm hmm okay, we
licking and then putting it back and somebody else to
get your licks.
Speaker 10 (46:21):
Yeah, why do you even do that?
Speaker 2 (46:22):
Because it's because it's not to me, but it's it's funny. No,
but it's like someone key's a car. Oh that's not funny.
But as a kids, you thought that was like, oh
it was crazy, like I did you hit a mailbox
in baseball? Bat?
Speaker 6 (46:34):
Oh you run over a mailbox?
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Well no, that's just because you didn't you didn't see it.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
No, No, I had friends in high school. That's what
they did.
Speaker 10 (46:45):
Well, that's weird, for it feels like like car, not.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Like friends friends but yeah, like a group, like it
was a thing.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
You'd run over, But why would you do that damage
your car? Then?
Speaker 4 (46:54):
I don't know why they did it. It wasn't me,
like you just said hitting it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
Friends with finger quotes, my friend people.
Speaker 6 (47:03):
No, people in my group, they did a lot. They'd
all just break into people's garages and steal things.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
It turns out Amy did more crime than a little
white criminals latch Box did.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
And he's been talking about beer runs and would steal stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:18):
I mean, and these are like well to do kids.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Those guys did.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Rich, That's why rich kids get in trouble because I
get nothing. They don't have to work or anything. There's
got time, so they do stupid stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:27):
Yeah that's good.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
But they would be like, well they left their garage open,
and then they left the car in the garage open.
Speaker 10 (47:32):
Let's steal a car.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Stuff in the right.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
How did you see? You know that was your group?
Speaker 4 (47:37):
No?
Speaker 6 (47:38):
You like in a yeah I knew them.
Speaker 4 (47:43):
Yeah, well what I dated, but I didn't know he
was doing that.
Speaker 2 (47:49):
It's like you're dating to Hell's Angel. It's dangerous.
Speaker 6 (47:51):
Remember the one that keyed my car, that's the one,
huh that tracks yeah, it.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Tracks Amy ran hard and she.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Was a kid. I thought he was a I didn't
know he had this bad streak. Yes, you did, well,
I learned it. And that's when we broke up. And
then that's when he keeped my car.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
So jail for the jail, jail all right, And he
didn't have to be a real jail by the way too.
It could be one of those you know, people will
get on those fake airplanes and like fake private planes.
They go and take pictures. They're like, come on a
private jet. He didn't be a fake one of those,
be like, I'm in jail, and then put a big
tatted dude behind him. That's like licking his lips in.
Speaker 10 (48:29):
The picture, ugging him.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Yeah, he's holding his pocket all right. Cut, Then he
didn't have to We're done. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
By Buddy Bob Bones. The Bobby Bones Show theme song, written,
produced and sang by read Yarberry. You can find his
instagram at read Yarberry, Scuba Steve Executive producer, Ray Mundo,
(48:52):
head of Production. I'm Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister
Bobby Bones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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