Lunchbox FINALLY went to the doctor and may have got to the bottom of what is going on with the pains in his stomach and testicle. Bobby shares something in common with Thomas Rhett when it comes to doing chores at home. We debate if guys are faking being bad at doing certain things to get out of it. Bobby talked about how researchers found that men were rated as significantly more attractive when they were seen sitting in an expensive car rather than a cheap car. We ask Amy if she finds a guy more attractive if he drives a sports car? We played a round of Never Gonna Get It where the question is: Nearly one in 10 schools have banned this item, which is legal in all 50 states. What is it?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Transmitting what's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show more in
a studio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is the British Journal of Psychology talking about if
women are attracted to men in sports cars. If you're
you're single and you see a guy a driving a sports.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Car, I mean, it just depends on what kind of is,
but it does affect if you're attracted to him. No,
I don't think I am. But if I have never
dated anybody with a sports car, because I can see
how maybe when you're in it and like they handle
it well, like that could be.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Like they're going a little fast.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like say you like a bad boy, they're in an
old beater and they're going neat for seed.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And it's the same vibe. But I don't know that
I'm the right person to ask, But what what does
the research say.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Lunchbox to a woman like guys in sports cars?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
One hundred percent? You see a sports car pull up
at a restaurant, in a valet anywhere, a nice Lamborghini Corvette,
all those heads turn and some woman is either getting
out in a sparkly dress or someone's running over to
see who's getting out of that car so they can
meet him. Women love it.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Why do you think it is?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It shows that they have money and they will be
taken care of glitz and glamour. And what's a sports
car glitz and glamor?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So to Lunchbruck's point, it has to be a luxury
sports car.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's not just a not a corvette like a muscle car.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Luxury.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, that's luxury. Well there's a difference in a corvette.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, then I file it under that's still expensive. I'm
talking there's other sports car like the a Mustang, but.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A Corvett it costs like what a nice suv would cost.
So why would you like the nice suv and be like,
oh that's super cool. Different, it's the same. My point
is that you're spending the same money on it.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Right right, But a an suv like a suburban that
looks like a family car, sports car looks like wow,
I'm in for a good time, escalade that's pretty fancy, or.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Like Lunchbugs is the same thing if he rolls up
room in a cameo.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh that's different, white snaked.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That's a sports car.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So it's got to be a sports car that costs
a certain amor.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Sounds like it's just an expensive car. Then based on
your logic, it's not no.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
No, I will say an escalator looks cool, but she said,
what about no camaro is like nineteen and no one
cares about a Camaro?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Okay, no one. Okay. Having a sports car makes a
man more attractive.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To a woman boom, But it oddly doesn't work the
other way around.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What if you see a woman in a hot in
a sports car? Weird?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I don't want a woman I want I don't you
never see it? Well, don't want a woman, but I
don't want her in a sports car.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
What do you want her in?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Man? In my sports car?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Uh huh, good answer, you know what I mean? That's
where you want?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Dude, you don't because if she's never let you drive.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Research found that men were rated significantly more attractive when
they were seen sitting in a BMW or a Porsche
rather than a cheap car. Yep, but it feels like
it's an expense thing more than it is car. But
a woman's attractive US wasn't linked to the car that
she was in at all.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Guys, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah that guys are to get out of the car.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We rarely see like a young attractive girl in a
sports car.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Guys like an older lady.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Guys still all rated them around the same score, regardless
of how nice our car was. What kind of car then,
if what's the perfect car to see a woman driving?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
A woman driving?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Yeah, uh, like a Jeep Cherokee.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, that's nice, that's your fantasy average lunch man.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I go back to when I worked at Sam's Club
and there was this woman that came in and she
was smoking hot, and I don't know if she was
really at smoking hot, but she drove in odd Audie
and man, it made her that much more attractive and
I was like, dang, that girl's got it real, and
that she's driving a nice car.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I think just a nice suv. Yeah yeah, because again
there's no real association with us.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
But they aren't like, oh, a girl in a.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Truck, No, but a dip in her lip.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
But he is fine.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
But a truck is not the It doesn't matter like
it it's not bad or good.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
The s CUV has got to be smaller though, right,
Like it can't be like a suburban because that's that's
a mom. Yeah, mostly that's like a mom. You're right,
can't be I know you're attracted to them. Escalator, escalator,
I don't really like that.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm just because I'm just trying to think of a
cool suv like blacked out escalade.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, I don't think that's a woman car. Okay, that's
too manly of a car. What I don't think so
like the shape of it's too square? Yes, you want
yours curved? Yes that's right. I mean, call me weird,
but that's how I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's a story of a guy in Utah. He was
diagnosed with a rare condition known as foreign language syndrome,
which we talked about before, where this happens to people
after repeatedly waking up from surgery while they were doing
the surgery to him and he was speaking fluent Spanish
despite having they wouldn't even categorize at as basic knowledge
of the language, like he knew a little, Like I
(05:25):
know a little, but I don't know Spanish like you
drop me in Spain or Mexico.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm gonna struggle. Same with him.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He first experienced it at nineteen after knee surgery, when
he unexpectedly spoke Spanish for about twenty minutes fluently before
reverting back to English, even though he said he only
knew a few phrases. Chase doesn't remember speaking Spanish, was
confused when nurses aske him switched back to English.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
He was like, uh, okay, cool, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, how is this even possible?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Doctors later diagnosed him with the extremely rare syndrome, which
there's only about one hundred confirmed cases since nineteen oh seven.
It can be triggered by such factors as anesthesia, brain injury, tumors,
or psychological stress fromodity central.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But did he take Spanish in school like we did?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Like I probably have eight years of Spanish under my Beltot,
I'm there, speak it in there? Yeah, I mean like
seventh grade, eighth grade, high school, college. So is it
the stuff I can't pull for my brain? But it's
somewhere in there?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Think about and I don't know the answer because doctors
don't know the answer. But I think about this a lot.
Think about whenever you can't remember a book title or
somebody's name, a movie, a song title, and you just
fight with it until you get it. It's in there now,
you're battling. It's probably more on the surface, but you're
battling to find it. And I do this a lot.
I won't look it up on Google unless I need it,
(06:45):
and I'll just battle, I'll find wait for it, wait
for it. What if there are things that are even
deeper than that, Like every single experience that we have
ever been through, anything we've seen that, it's all stored there,
but we have no way to dig. We don't know
how to dig that deep to find it. And something
is triggering the brain in a way that actually digs
deeper than what we're digging for. We can't find certain
(07:06):
words or people, right, That's the only thing that I
can think, because I don't think that he's full of
crab at all all.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Because he's he's other people were witnessing, I know.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
But can't you just do a prank and have everyone
in it in on it, Like, Hey, I'm gonna go
into You're.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Gonna prank when you're in surgery? Yeah, like after surgery, guys,
I'm gonna come out. I don't even remember talking about
when coming out of surgeries. Oh the anesthesia, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't like when add a lenoscopy or my ancle surgery,
Like I don't remember some of it, right, after, So
I don't think it's a prank.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So it's either what you're saying, Bobby, or it's a
past life.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Oh, crossing over to the new life.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I would say something experienced in an old life. That's
what she's saying. He's not like in Mexico right then.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
No, No, I'm thinking like in his past life.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
He used to be Mexican.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It's in there, and when he was reborn in a Mayor, Yeah,
it's in there.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But still it's in there.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But there's a lot we don't know about the brain,
and who knows to say, in fifty years or so,
they don't find a way to actually get down deeper
in every single lived experience we have could be stored
in there. So that's a wild phenomenon. And I don't
think alle hundred of them were playing pranks. Okay, there
are people that come out of that though, playing instruments too,
that don't know how to play instruments.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
See, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Like, don't tell anyone I'm going to come out playing guitar.
Tell him I've never played guitar. Yeah, the big prank
is you study guitar. I don't tell anybody in your
family waiting on a surgery. Yeah, that's the ultimate long
game prank. But I don't think all that's a lie.
I think this does happen to people, but even doctors
don't understand how it is. But doctors also don't understand
the full capabilities of the brain, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Anyway, I want to start with that.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah, so I just wanted to.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Call about Eddie's fast.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
I didn't know if that's something that we could maybe
do a little betting on or something, because.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Eddie's not very consistent with anything in his life, so
there's no shots.
Speaker 11 (08:59):
He goes through with this fast.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
So yeah, let me know. I don't think it's up
on DraftKings or anything.
Speaker 12 (09:05):
No, officially no, but we do like our.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Own little I don't trust him, don't trust who me? Yeah, oh,
not to lie about it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's like when people say they're holding their breath, but
then they breathe ou their nose a little bit. We
don't think you know, you'll hold true with not eating
like a little peanut here.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Though, dude, Hey, one thing, I'm serious this year. Okay,
Like take that in consideration. It's a big deal. I'm
being serious this year. Second, I'm doing this to get
closer to God. Why would I lie about that?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
A lot of people lie to God.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
Yeah, they didn't cancel it out.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
It would that's the whole purpose.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, tomorrow will be the first day he comes in
fasting doubters on his twenty day fast. But it's a
four day overall fast and then you slowly integrate back end. Yeah,
celebrating that whatever half for dinner last night?
Speaker 12 (09:49):
Pizza wow? Oreos? Wow, I need to.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Get close to God.
Speaker 13 (09:55):
But you're going hard running the devil, buddy.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The recommendation for anybody that's going to like fast like
that is to slowly you prepare your body for it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Talks for lunch, okay, yesterday, Yeah, a pizza and oreos
for dinner. Yeah, like a sad too, like a seventh
grade Oh.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Did you give me twenty days that I'm not gonna
be able to eat any.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But that's not because of that. That's how you eat
dinner anyway. Well, true, Amy, dinner last night.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Chicken and uh salad.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Yeah that's different.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well, it was leftover chicken that I have from the shower,
because there was lots of chicken leftover.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Baby shower, not just a random shower, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The baby shower, which was yeah, I feel like it's
still yes, it's still good. I give myself until today
to eat it. But I think my son is over
it because that's what I've done for dinner every night.
I've just done the chicken like a different way, and
so he's like, is.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
This the last night of the chicken. I was like,
maybe we'll see.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Watchbox your dinner.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yeah. My wife was nice though, to make a pasta.
It was with shredded chicken, had broccoli in it, asparagus, cabbage.
Carr's kids love it. It's fine, you don't love it.
I mean it's fine.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Would you have rather have pizza and oreos?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yes? But and I don't like broccoli, so then I
have to pick the broccoli out. And it's like, kids,
you just cooked the broccoli and a separate thing, but
the kids devour it so.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A well, you would think the opposite sounds like an
adult meal. My wife made salmon last night with rice.
She shredded up carrots and cucumber yup and some sort
of sauce that gets poured on it. And I'm not
generally a fish guy, but I can do a little
salmon dude, you're the only one that ate like a child.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Yeah, sounds like it. You're like healthy salmon broccoli over here.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, well, my wife cooks is always super healthy. She's
pregnant and wants to eat healthy. We did a whole
podcast and you can go check it out now. It's
a Bobby Cast where Caitlin and I were talking about
her pregnancy.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Hey play that first voicemail, Rayway.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
I was listening to the Bobby Cast with Caitlin and
discussing the pregnancy questions. The best part about Caitlin being
on the podcast is her calling you out for all
the wrong things. It's amazing. I love it. She needs
to be on more just so we can get the
real story.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Just because it's her version of the story doesn't mean
it's the real story. That's all I'll say.
Speaker 13 (12:19):
So, Yeah, everyone has their own version.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, there are three versions, hers mine and the truth
and mine the true one. Yes, she doesn't do it often,
but she owes me some episodes and so I got
one out of her and we talked about that, her
being pregnant and what that's been like and just general stuff.
But it's up on the Bobbycast if you want to
hear it. But just because she says it doesn't mean
(12:44):
it's the truth. If I say something, I feel like
it's my truth. But that's what a lot of it was.
Her going, I don't feel like you represent this properly,
and then me going, well, you have no idea. You
don't know what I do, how I live.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I mean, you are sharing your experience exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Let's go to car Carly in North Carolina, who's on
the phone. Hey, Carly, you're on the show. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 15 (13:10):
So? I was just listening to Eddie fasting and I
just started fasting on Monday. I am recently separated, and
I've been applying for houses for months now. I keep
getting denied for him. And two days into fasting, I got.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Approved for a house.
Speaker 15 (13:29):
And I really believe that was like this sign from
God that was given to me by fasting. So I
heard that and wanted to dig into that perspective, like,
I really do believe that fasting like brought this to me.
Speaker 12 (13:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So you're doing fasting in prayer time.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yes, Okay, that's amazing, dude, coincidence I think not?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I mean possibly, possibly, she's doing everything else right that
led to this. Yeah, all her applying forever, right, that's
exactly my point. All of her actions and all of
our hard work and applying with all the applications led
to this moment.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Possibly, yeah, possibly, that's pretty amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, I think there is something to be said
for you're getting rid of all the food and the noise,
and that you're able to focus. And then she has
this clarity in it that in itself presented like maybe
if she was not fasting and taking the pro time,
this opportunity would have, you know, she would have missed it.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah, yea yeah, like when you eat a lot, you
just want to be lazy, so you watch TV so
you don't miss.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Been doing it for a while, I felt like if
the person was fasting at the same time, perfect match,
that's true.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Perfect match. That's awesome though regardless, Carl, I think it's great.
So good luck with that. I hope, hope you bounce
back fast. Thank you all right, see you later. Let's
go to another voicemail.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I'm with you also coming from someone who partner was
a delivery driver and him getting those tips some days
on a day that we had very little to messm
in our bank account. You don't understand how much those
tips mean to people. Thank you, Bobby for doing your bars.
Anybody else to listening to Lunchbox, please just always do
the exact opposite of what Lunchbox said.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We were talking about tipping delivery drivers on the podcast
on part two, where at a table brought to my
house and I was just asking, like, what do you tip,
like generally if this would happen, and it went around
the room, and then Lunchbox had a story of his
kids waiting for dinner at a restaurant and the bartender
came out and out of nowhere, I gave him like
orange slices and was like getting them waters and was
(15:28):
like going above and beyond. Lunchbox like I didn't tip them,
and I was like, oh, you don't have to, but
it would have been nice to tip the bartender who
was going above and beyond. And so that's what she's
talking about, that he's just not a big tipper, Like
he wouldn't tip the delivery guy and he wasn't gonna
tip the bartender.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah, but I mean, let's lump Eddie into that. Let's
not just throw bullets at me because he didn't have
the bar.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Story with the kid.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
And all I said was I didn't think about it.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I think that everybody wants a tip, like I mean
the bartender.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You want to tip. You asked our listeners to buy
you groceries.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah, because everybody was buying teachers. They're supplies, so why
not buy me groceries?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But you also accepted, oh I'm not going to turn
it down same with everyone else then, but I should.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
But everywhere you go should not have a tip cup
out in front.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
But we're not talking about everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
We're talking about to your job specifically, delivery drivers that
brought tables in, took the boxes off, set it up,
not part of their job, and a bartender that didn't
have to go and help your kids. We weren't doing
culture of tipping across America, which we all think is
out of control, So you can't turn it into that
we were doing. Hey, would these two situations? You were like,
I wouldn't tip either one of them.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yeah. I didn't tip the bartender because didn't really service anything.
And the delivery guy.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Are you talking your kids?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Kids?
Speaker 13 (16:37):
And sat at the bar and.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Got orange slices and waters.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
But they didn't even order the orange slices. She got point,
got them out and gave them to it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
She was taking care of your kids so they wouldn't
go crazy, like being an overseer of children.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
And she talked to them about you know, what's it
like to sit at the bar? Does it feel pretty good?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
He's talking to.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Himself, right, I'm like this sounds like sobung because some
bartenders might be like, hey, you know your tables over there.
Speaker 13 (17:03):
We need to keep this open.
Speaker 12 (17:04):
For one know, where are your parents?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yes, yeah, that's all. That's all.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, let's do we got two, got it. I don't
know about this call. This is Katie and Delaware. I
don't know if you're gonna like to Sadie Katie, you're
on the show.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Hey, I'm not being judgmental someone.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
There's always judgmental. For the record, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (17:31):
So the Bible says that when you sat, not to
announce it. Don't brag about it.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
Not bragging. I'm just telling I'm telling my friends. That's
what I'm about to do.
Speaker 16 (17:42):
Yeah, but the Bible says not to.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
In private, just between you and God.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Man.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
This is not you guys, scratch everything I said the
last few days.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
We can't do we already know. It's like in a
trial where they like, Jerry, you didn't hear that, Like, hey.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
All right, I appreciate you sharing that.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
And I appreciate you guys bringing God onto the show.
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Well, we tried to book.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Him for weeks. Really it's hard to get in. Yeah,
all right, Katie, thank you for calling. We appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
Eddie, thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Final thoughts.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
I mean, maybe I shouldn't do the fast then since
I announced it.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
But are you really doing it? Are hitting this with thrown?
Speaker 12 (18:20):
No, I'm gonna do.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
It, but don't strike it from the record.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
And you know what, I was just talking to you, guys.
I wasn't announcing to everyone like, hey, look at me,
I'm gonna do a twiny.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
If you actually send a note for show prep saying
you were going to do the fast, right to you,
no note? All right, you guys can call us if
you want, we'll move off the fast stuff. But if
you guys want to hop in, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
that's our phone number.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Eight seven seven seventy seven b o bb.
Speaker 17 (18:47):
Ony, here's the question to be.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hello, Bobby Bones, my boyfriend isn't the best gift giver
for my birthday this year, I dropped several hints as
to what I wanted.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I would bring up things that we'd see at the mall.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'd show him things on Instagram or any other casual
way to work it into a conversation. My birthday was
last week and he got me none of these things.
He bought me some workout gear. It's practical, something i'd use.
I liked it. But we've been together for years. It
feels like he doesn't even know me. Do I accept
that he's just not good at giving gifts? What do
you think signed girlfriend not feeling special? Okay, I'm gonna
(19:36):
hold a mirror up here when you say it feels
like he doesn't even know me, it feels like you
don't even know him. Because I'm sure he has a
lot of other great qualities, but you should know at
this point that he's not going to be someone that
pays attention to little things when it comes to gift giving.
You're setting him up for failure if you want to
tell him, because he's not going to change This is
a fundamental part of his attention span, his love language,
(19:59):
his There are many things. But when you say it
feels like he doesn't even know me, I will say,
it feels like you don't even know him because he
ain't a bad dude, or you wouldn't be with him.
There are many other great qualities. You're not setting him
up for success, and then you're punishing him when he fails.
So a little bit of this I'm gonna put on you, Amy.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
So it needs to be more than the hints and
very direct.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Tell him what you want.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Here is what I want from her birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
As someone who doesn't tell my wife what I want
because I don't know what I want, and then I
hold her, it's a really difficult standard and I shouldn't
be that way, but I am. I will say, from
what I've experienced, is unfair. It's unfair way to where
she just tells me what she wants. She will go, hey,
my birthday's coming up. But I think for me, I
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want because that is my love language. Never got gifts
growing up, so I love them now and then I
want someone to like predict me.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, you also pay attention though, because there was that time,
You're like, I'm a gift giver.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
That's our language.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Somewhere, and I can't remember the whole story, but just
for the sake of how you are, I'd be like, oh,
I love this teacup.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I'll get her something like you're you.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Make a mental note at that moment, and I.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Called the hotel where we were we were in another
country at that exact design ordered it took seven weeks
to come in.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And I'm not ringing my bell. I'm just saying that's
what I do.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What I'm not good at is going, hey, I'm going
to dedicate a bunch of time to us just being together.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And that's her language of receiving love.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So I'd feel miserably at that because unless because I'm like,
you have to tell me if you want to spend
an hour together at this point, because it's the portant,
you have to tell me directly, because I'm not just
gonna I'm not gonna get the clue. So you have
to tell him. Be direct, Be direct. It's not going
to hurt his feelings. He'll probably be so thankful. He'll
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get you exactly what you want. If you know, just
tell him, it'll set you guys both up for success.
But I'm not going to tell you because I want
you to predict me. Okay, I want you to predict
everything about me. Yeah, so this is a little bit
on you. But you can make it all better if
you just tell them what you want and not hold
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I'm sure he does other things wonderful.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
All right, there you go, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You know, recently we were talking about what's referred to
as weaponized incompetence.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I do it where I go.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know how to do this, Will you please
do it? And then my wife's like, hey, I'll fine,
I'll wash her shirt or whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, or you'll actually try to do it, not you.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Anybody that does this, like folding laundry, they'll just fold
it really sloppily. So then their partner has to be like, Okay,
I might as well do it because they clearly don't
know how.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Or I don't know, like making the bed with fitted
sheets and you might be wrong on that, and they're like, fine, I'll.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Just do It's just an example, just an example.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
But Thomas Rhett, I want to play this clip from
Thomas Rhett talking about chores one shore.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Lauren would love if I was better at would be
folding clothes.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I have tried so.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Many times to get up early before she even gets
up and go like unload the dryer. But even when
I fold all of her stuff and try to be
like a good husband, She'll go in there and refold
everything because I think I just don't have that magic
folding touch that she does.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So I'll try to get better at it. We ask
guys are going to say it all the time. He's
full of crap. He's a smart guy. We know him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He's a smart guy. He is either putting little effort
into it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's what it is, because listen, you can fold anybody
can fold a T shirt well if they take the time.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
He's not stupid. That is weaponized incompetence.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
But it is sweet that he's trying.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Why is to prove like I try to hold Oh
that's sweet, I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Don't worry about it anymore.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
Okay, he's not here to defend himself, so matter.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
We know it, we understand. Yes, Kylie is on in
San Antonio. Hey, Kylie, you're on the show.
Speaker 18 (23:45):
I just want to comment on the conversation with your wife.
What's for me? Weaponized incompetent. Yes, So I'm like to
laugh because my husband very much can cook, very much
loves to cook. He actually taught me how to cook.
But it's funny because now, especially at night, he wants
me to make them, like the snacks and all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He doesn't know how to do it. Well, I get it.
He's probably not. It's probably not what he's good at.
He struggles with it.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
So he's actually he actually can be a better cook.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Glad kid.
Speaker 18 (24:16):
He should like make donut holes, you know, in two seconds.
But so I kind of feel like you could might
have that same thing, Like it's like an access service thing.
I feel like, for your wife to make these stuff
and all.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
That, that's nice.
Speaker 13 (24:30):
To give me the benefit of that doubt, it's not,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I I just interesting do a badge. I don't have
to do it anymore. Yeah, I like gifts. I don't
care about access service. I mean I do as much
as anybody cares. But that's funny that you think that
about your husband. I think he just doesn't want to
make the snacks. He makes great donut holes, like dude
can rip a donut hole, but he doesn't want to
make a cheese on a cracker.
Speaker 18 (24:55):
He will, especially now that I'm because I'm actually pregnant
doing February. Now he's we'll make you sax.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And he's probably doing a good job. Right, Yes, as
remember this when you're not pregnant. He knows how to
do it. He can do it, all right, Kylie. I
appreciate that call, Thank you very much. Here's the question.
Nearly one in ten schools have banned this item, which
is legal in all fifty states.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Never gonna get it.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
No, you're not.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Gonna get it. You're never never gonna get it. You're
not gonna get it. You never never, never, never got.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Nearly one in ten schools have banned this item, which
is legal in all fifty states. Okay, we're gonna put
Jennifer on the phone on mobile Alabama. Jennifer, good morning,
good morning. Did you hear the question? Nearly one in
ten schools have banned this item, which is legal in
all fifty states. Now you're gonna go first. We don't
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think you're gonna get it. But what do you think
it is? I think it is a hoodie.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, that's legal everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Anyboy else write that down? No, okay, that is not it,
so give our first in correct.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
How do you guys feel?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Amy feel pretty good but not not super comfident.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Lunchbox nailed it as got it?
Speaker 17 (26:17):
Eddie.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I normally don't feel great, but today I feel great
about it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, Jennifer, I'm gonna let you pick two of the three, Amy,
Lunchbox and Eddie.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
So who are you not picking Lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
But wait, he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
You're not picking me, that's correct. She's like you heard me.
I got a question. What is her name again?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Her name is Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Jennifer, have you been drinking it all this morning?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Then why are you not picking me? You're about to
lose the game.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Amy Soda nearly one of ten schools Abandonside'm soda?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Stand by Eddie? I went tobacco?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
What what that may be most schools that might be
one hundred, but.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
This is nearly one in ten schools. Okay, I'm gonna
say that one's wrong.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We knew that.
Speaker 17 (27:10):
Girl.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
You said one hundred percent?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
What do you have backpacks?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
That's wrong? And Amy's and Sodias is wrong too.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, I'm not going to say because she has another
chance to win here. So I'm gonna I'm gonna let
all three of them pick again, and what you'll do,
jennifers decide if any of them get it right? So
all three you can go one of all. If anybody
gets it, you win, or you can go nobody's gonna
get it.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
What do you think? I like it?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You liked that one of them is going to get
it or that none of them are going to get it.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
I like none of them are going to get it.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Okay. So she's against you, guys. She's shortened you guys's.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Based on how he just performed.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Read it one more time, Bobby, I want to I
want to see if you have any inflection on a
certain word.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Nearly nearly one in.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Ten schools have banded this item, which is legal in
all fifty states.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
What's the item?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Right? Transfer down? She thinks nobody will get it. She's
playing for a prize pack of crap from the.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Back, yep. And she's not gonna get any crap from
the back.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Because now you're one hundred but you were one hundred
percent last time.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 19 (28:19):
I'm in lunchbox hats incorrect eddie phones incorrect. That was
too obvious.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Amy candy, So doesn't candy incorrect? The person of the
closest was Amy.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
So it's it's a food item.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Oh, I got gum.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I but what would they what would they ban the
kid that could hurt other kids?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Oh my god, no, no, no, a food Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Got jolly ran sure outside of a pineapple.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
He's coming up with shakes from fruit right now.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Funny things, something.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That they would they can't let other kids have because
it can hurt another kid. Oh, peanut, peanuts? Yeah, pe nuts.
But Jennifer knew to bet against you. Guys, nobody got it.
So our winner is Jennifer. Congratulations Jennifer.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Your lack of belief in the show has created a
winning avenue for you.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yes, I love it.
Speaker 16 (29:31):
I wanted to go to because I think she's the
smartest person in the room, but decided not to.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
It was so vague.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
What did good?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Why does she have to say that.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
A question in the room?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Jennifer, stay on the phone. We're gonna get you a prize. Okay,
thank you for listening.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Jen, Thank you.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
You guys are also bun.
Speaker 16 (29:53):
I spent today thinking about lunchboxes testicle. I think his
appointment is today, so curious to see how that appointment went.
In this Lunchbox feels like he finally saw a doctor
that could give him any insight or took him seriously.
Love for an update, looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, quick catch up. Lunchbox had a pain in the stomach.
Doctors didn't know what it was. Then he told us
he also had a swollen testicle. He didn't tell his doctor,
and so we started telling him to go back to
the doctor. He went, and they gave an appointment urologist.
But then they thought, you need to come in earlier,
and you have now gone to that appointment.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I have gone to the urologist.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
I went in.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
I walk in and she sits me down. She says,
first of all, we're gonna send you down for an ultrasound.
I was like, I thought only women got that, right.
So I go downstairs and there's this chick and I
go in a room and she gets the little one
and starts, did they put the gel on your nut? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
And then they wanted it.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah. You're like, it was so weird. She had the
lights off and she had like the like lights going
like colorful lights like on the ceiling. I fell asleep.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
You fell asleep while she was wandering your testicle?
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Yeah, oh, now you know what?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
And so she gets done, she's like, sir, sir, she
has to wake me up, like we're all done.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
On how long did that take to want a single testicle?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
She did both of them, okay, and so it took
probably good twenty minutes, twenty minutes.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Ten minutes per ahead.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
I mean, I guess they had to take different pictures images, whatever.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
But you fell asleep, so you have no idea, but whatever.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
No I knew what time I got in there, and
one time I got out.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Yeah, you know what they did though you're asleep.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Who knows not fall asleep when you.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Can fall asleep anywhere? Guys, I'm sorry. It was a
dark room, it was quiet, and it was just like
all right. So then I go back upstairs and she said,
I don't have the images yet, but and she does
an examination of me and asked me certain questions. They
have me go pee in this like contraption to measure
my stream and see how I'm doing if I empty
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my bladder, if it's the day taking.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Much of water before you came no, okay, So you
just there and it's like go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yeah, They're like, oh, can you go to the bathroom.
It was like yeah. And then they do a scan
and they say, yeah, you do a good job emptying
your whole bladder. They were very proud of me on that.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
pH y, that's work.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
And so what she thinks it is is she thinks
that my pelvic floor is too tight and so that's
pulling on things, and she thinks there's also maybe an
infection down there.
Speaker 17 (32:31):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I don't know. I don't know how you get an
infection down there?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But did you tell them about the yeast infection you
had in your throat? Could it have traveled down and
you have a yeast infection down there?
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I didn't tell her about the East infacttion.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
You didn'tell them about the swall tescol the first time
you went and either.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Right, and she was pressing on it and I was like, yeah,
that's uncomfortable, that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
You did fall asleep?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
No, no, no, no, this time my standing up And
she was like, okay, so I'm gonna treat you like
there's infection. We're gonna send you for physical therapy on
your pelvic floor to loosen it up, because I think
that's what's causing the pain in your side and across
the stomach and the pain in the testicle. She thinks
is the infection.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
So they may have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
They may have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
Interesting, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
And so she prescribes some Sialis and that's supposed to
take care of it. But I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 12 (33:30):
I feel like. I've seen that commercial on TV.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
May cause gambling.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you what you know.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
And that's why I said that, bro, oh gosh, which
is okay?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
Have you have you taken.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Have you taken it today? Are you taking it now?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I mean, I'll took it yesterday, but I haven't taken
it today. I'll take it when I get home. I've
been taking it for a couple of days and the
left one still really hurts. It still really hurts, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
So what does the cialis have to do with, you know,
Cialis and viagra this same.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Now, I didn't know that. I just went to the
pharmacy and that's what they gave me.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
You know that now after you saw what it did.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Well, now that you guys tell me I didn't look
it up.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay. I can also treat in addition to the ED,
it can treat b p H as an enlarged prostate.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Oh she did do it in your butt?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, well she prostate exam in your butt, right finger
in the butt? Did you peel a little bit?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
No, not peel a little bit?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
A little bit? Well, if they push hearts and has
a little pek. But she told me my prostate looks good.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
That's good man, Hey, good job.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Well, I'm sorry you had to experience that.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah, that was weird. I was like, so I lay
down or what? And she was like, no, no, rebels
on the table, the.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Same.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah. And then she was like, and i'll see you
back in two to three months. If it gets worse,
let me know.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Say you have ED.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
No, I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
He has weak stream but no, no, there's no weak stream.
Medicine helps with that.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
No, No, she told me my stream was good.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Oh well, dude, I don't know what is wrong with you.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Here's not for d.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Well, you're not alone, man. A lot of people have that.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Until I trust me.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
I don't got that. I don't have it.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
He not now anyway, he took U Seaulis this morning.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I mean, then if you don't have that, you have
benign So you don't have anything. The nine care static
Harper places so.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Far, no cancer so far.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
What's crazy is if that has nothing to do with
the stomach pain. And he only found that because of
the stomach pain and he saved his own life.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
He is he was.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Eventually going to find it because the testicle changed big.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
It's really big.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, but he still wasn't one of the doctor for it.
Remember he didn't show them the testicle.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, But I mean because it's weird because
it deflates at night. I'm telling you, but it is.
It is tender, like I'm telling you. When she was pushing,
it's like, oh my gosh, like, don't do that.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
And what's the pelvic floor? Like what do you have
to work out there?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
So when a woman or.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Me because I've basically had a C section whenever they
had to go in and take my spleen out when
ruptured it you know to cut when you're a kid. Yeah,
so the pelvic floor is that the muscles that are
like a network of muscles.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Oh, that's holding down everything upment.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah, and a lot of women after pregnancy they go
to pelvic floor. They go to therapy to strengthen them
because they've been wrecked.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
So you are getting weak down there.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
No, No, they're too tight, so I got to loosen them.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
Loosen them.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Interesting, Well, hopefully this is it. Hopefully this is on
the road to recovery. I mean, she seemed to be
listening to me. She seemed to have a definitive like
better than told me. Watch YouTube exactly.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
We'll be written for you. Let us know how that
affection in the ED.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
There is no ED. Don't get it to low stream.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Sorry, there's no good man who cared adult.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
We're not judging you.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
There is no ED. There's no low stream. I am that.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
We're just letting you know. It's okay, yeah, and we
love you either way.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Man, I would admit it if I had it.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know that you would, but that's okay if you.
If you do and you don't want to share it,
we're okay with it.
Speaker 12 (37:17):
And take the medication after work.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Please, on your drive home. There's nothing on your drive
home on la take the medication.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
Eddie got flipped off by a kid. I couldn't believe it.
How old, ten years old. I couldn't believe it. So
I'm driving down the road right and I have to
turn right. I'm in the middle lane. I have to
turn right, so I gotta get over. I'm running out
of real estate. So I put my single one on.
But I guess I cut off a cart off a car.
I didn't mean to, and I saw it. They honked
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at me. It was a mini van and I look
in the rear view and I see, oh okay, it's
a lady in a minivan and she's like laying on
the horn, dune and so whatever. I keep trying to turn.
I get on the right lane and they just gun
it past. They go right next to me, and she
lays on the horn again. So I look over, like
what lady, And in between me and the lady is
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a ten year old kid giving me the finger.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Oh okay, yeah, I was like, and that mom is
probably proud of.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
That, and the mom's like, yeah, I get them. That's
a finger. No, the kids tend dude.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It's a message.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, of course it's a message. Don't risk my life.
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
I thought you don't cut people off. I thought you
drove with utmost care I do. It was you get
so mad at people on the road.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
It was one of those like rare instances where I
just had to get over and I didn't see them
blind spot and I was like.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I'm sorry at first to cut you off. You want
to kill them?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
No, that's not true. It's people that are like dangerously
driving on the road. That's when I get mad. But
I couldn't believe it. Dude, you're teaching your ten year
old to flip off someone. I was not laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I want to teach my ten year old, you know,
help people they're struggling. See a homeless person hopefully got
a buck, give it to them.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Love.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, it's finger, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
But you don't want them doing that to random people
in the high It's kind funny.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
I taktalk when I see it.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
At ten years old, you're starting with a finger on
the road.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
What's next? What's next? I don't know what's next. Murder?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, carrying a gun in your car?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Okay, No, now you're jumping.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Morgan almost got hit in the Walgreens parking lot by
a car.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, I did so.
Speaker 20 (39:30):
Some lady was mad at the guy next to her.
They were in different cars, and I'm walking out of Walgreens,
and she just like zooms out of her spot so
much that the wind of the car, Like I felt
my hair blow back from.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
The car, Like, your body almost got hit by the car? No,
your what did you do? Did you flip them off? Honestly,
I just did you get a kid off? I did not.
Speaker 20 (39:50):
I kind of should sit there in shock for about
a minute, Like I didn't move because I wasn't just
sure if somebody else was gonna come, if more was
gonna happen, And I just was very.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Confused that somebody was even paying attention.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Amy has a friend that got hit in front of
a grocery store on depot. Yeah, yeah, that's right, like
on foot and put in the hospital.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, I mean I went to school. We went to
school together when we were younger in Austin.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And then when we were doing the show in our
early days, it was on the news and I was like,
oh my gosh, it's Sydney Christian.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
I know her.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I couldn't believe it, and and she was hit by
a drunk driver in the parking lot and it wasn't
his first driving under the influence offense.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
But got hit like human body with a car.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
They okay, she flew, she's okay now, but it was
I mean she was in the hospital for quite some time.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Watchbox. What's the update on your story.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
I haven't heard anything. I've talked to insurance. Got to
take the car into a body shop, but the police
report has not come back yet because the officer on
the scene told me they have to ride it. It
goes to their sergeant. Sergeant does it to the city, city, state,
the state sends it back to the police department.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
So it takes five to ten days. I'm surprised they
didn't give you a rental.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Not yet. Well, he hasn't taken the car in.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Yeah, Like, once I get to the body shop, I
can get a rental.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
This is on him and he's not going Are you
gonna take it?
Speaker 10 (41:08):
No?
Speaker 17 (41:08):
No, no.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
The body shop can't get me in for a few
days because they got to hear from the body shop
and they don't have any.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Okay, but ever, your back hurt, your neck hurt, not
my neck, but my back is sore, still getting worse.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Day three was the worst.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, probably hard to function as you normally would.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah. Hard. I'm lucky I get to work.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Has it affected your daily life?
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Yeah, getting out of bed is tough, you know, lifting
up the kids.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Is it possible to affected your ed?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Don't have that. If you did, If I did, I
complain it on the wreck.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But you know.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
That. But you're still good. Yeah, but it was not
my fault. So everybody knows the wreck was not my fault.
Speaker 17 (41:52):
No wake up, wake up in.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
The mall and the dods.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
He's on time, ready and his lunchbox. More game too
to steve red and it's trying to put you through
bog he's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on
the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 17 (42:20):
Is?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
The Bobby ball?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Now The Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Why do Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereals straight from the box?
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Because you have gotta be something with bull right you
haven't because they never go to a ball.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Well what is it?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
They choke when they get near a ball.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
That was the Morning Corny. You're not laughing, you know
where where did you get that joke? Did the listener
send it to you.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
No, just the internet.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
You found that.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yeah, as it was in I have a bunch of
Cereal jokes.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Dang, you found that in serial joke category. Enough people
know that we suck that. That's a joke I had.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I had another one. I didn't know if it was
okay to do or not. But we can test it out.
It's about Cereal give it rip. I mean, it's bad.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
It really is on there. I googled. I was like,
there's nobody that's really but that could be any team.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
And they chose Arkansas. That's good.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
That's what I'm saying. I've got no way Amy inserted Arkansas.
But you google Arkansas serial joke and it's right there.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Hey dude, but I bet if you google Virginia serial joke.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Okay, I could be there. You could throw cowboys in there.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Well, they don't play ball games.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
You change it, I guess yeah, yeah, what Cereal Brands
signed Snoop Dogg to an endorsement.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Weedies a weed ease.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
All right, I close it out there you go good.
That was the Morning Corning.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 17 (44:06):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
This story comes us from Ohio. Hey man walked into
a gas station, patted his jacket and goes, hey, man,
gonna need all the money in the register. Guy's like,
all right, hands the money. Guy runs out, runs to
his house. He's like, man, where are my keys? Where
are my keys? He had left him on the counter,
so he waited about an hour, walked back in, said, hey, man,
(44:29):
I was in here earlier buying some cigarettes, and I
left my keys. Please show up, arrested him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
I thought I was gonna be keys or snow tracks
in the snow.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
That's always one.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
That's always one where they run home and you just
follow their tracks all the way.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Okay, I'm lunch boxed. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
I just comment on Amy's prediction that the Broncos we're
gonna win the Super Bowl. I'm a huge Broncos fan,
always have been. Y'all say how Bobby's so lucky all
the time, but he is not lucky when it comes
to fours teams. Sorry King, But if the Broncos win,
maybe it's because she did not choose them, and he
shows the Panthers instead to the lost for round. And
(45:08):
so now the Broncos are going to make the Super
Bowl and win because she didn't pick them, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
A couple things do unpack here. The Panthers were not
supposed to be as good as the Broncos when the
season started, so I knew in my heart that the
Broncos were a better team. But I didn't pick a
team based on how good they probably would be. Heck,
I picked a team based on how good they haven't been,
so which is why I picked the Panthers. So I
would say the Panthers making the playoff pretty good. But
I don't think I'm a lucky person anyway. I know
(45:34):
you guys all do. You're very luck And Amy didn't
predict the Broncos will win. She's psychically predict She said
she saw a horse, and then we inserted the Broncos,
so she's doing it subconsciously.
Speaker 12 (45:45):
But specifically she saw the Denver Airport horse.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, Yeah, y'all asked me to uh have a vision,
and that's when I came to mind.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Whenever you had that psychic music. We can't stop her.
It's like her eyes roll on the back of her head. Yeah,
and she starts seeing things. And so she did predict
that the Denver Airport would win.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
The super Bowl exactly.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So yeah, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Leave us a voicemail if you want. Eight seven seven
seventy seven, Bobby. As we leave, you can leave us
a voicemail.
Speaker 12 (46:16):
We love it.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That's it. We'll see
you tomorrow. Eddie will be doing his fast tomorrow. They
want us fast. Look, can't wait for that.
Speaker 12 (46:25):
All right?
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Thank you everybody. Bye Moon Show.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
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Transmitting what's up, everybody, Welcome to Wednesday show more in
a studio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
This is the British Journal of Psychology talking about if
women are attracted to men in sports cars. If you're
you're single and you see a guy a driving a sports.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Car, I mean, it just depends on what kind of is,
but it does affect if you're attracted to him. No,
I don't think I am. But if I have never
dated anybody with a sports car, because I can see
how maybe when you're in it and like they handle
it well, like that could be.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Like they're going a little fast.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Like say you like a bad boy, they're in an
old beater and they're going neat for seed.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And it's the same vibe. But I don't know that
I'm the right person to ask, But what what does
the research say.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Lunchbox to a woman like guys in sports cars?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
One hundred percent? You see a sports car pull up
at a restaurant, in a valet anywhere, a nice Lamborghini Corvette,
all those heads turn and some woman is either getting
out in a sparkly dress or someone's running over to
see who's getting out of that car so they can
meet him. Women love it.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Why do you think it is?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
It shows that they have money and they will be
taken care of glitz and glamour. And what's a sports
car glitz and glamor?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
So to Lunchbruck's point, it has to be a luxury
sports car.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It's not just a not a corvette like a muscle car.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
Luxury.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Well, that's luxury. Well there's a difference in a corvette.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Okay, then I file it under that's still expensive. I'm
talking there's other sports car like the a Mustang, but.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
A Corvett it costs like what a nice suv would cost.
So why would you like the nice suv and be like,
oh that's super cool. Different, it's the same. My point
is that you're spending the same money on it.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Right right, But a an suv like a suburban that
looks like a family car, sports car looks like wow,
I'm in for a good time, escalade that's pretty fancy, or.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Like Lunchbugs is the same thing if he rolls up
room in a cameo.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh that's different, white snaked.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
That's a sports car.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
So it's got to be a sports car that costs
a certain amor.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Sounds like it's just an expensive car. Then based on
your logic, it's not no.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
No, I will say an escalator looks cool, but she said,
what about no camaro is like nineteen and no one
cares about a Camaro?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Okay, no one. Okay. Having a sports car makes a
man more attractive.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
To a woman boom, But it oddly doesn't work the
other way around.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
What if you see a woman in a hot in
a sports car? Weird?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
I don't want a woman I want I don't you
never see it? Well, don't want a woman, but I
don't want her in a sports car.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
What do you want her in?
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Man? In my sports car?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Uh huh, good answer, you know what I mean? That's
where you want?
Speaker 6 (02:59):
Dude, you don't because if she's never let you drive.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Research found that men were rated significantly more attractive when
they were seen sitting in a BMW or a Porsche
rather than a cheap car. Yep, but it feels like
it's an expense thing more than it is car. But
a woman's attractive US wasn't linked to the car that
she was in at all.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Guys, I don't care.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yeah that guys are to get out of the car.
Speaker 7 (03:26):
We rarely see like a young attractive girl in a
sports car.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Guys like an older lady.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Guys still all rated them around the same score, regardless
of how nice our car was. What kind of car then,
if what's the perfect car to see a woman driving?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
A woman driving?
Speaker 7 (03:44):
Yeah, uh, like a Jeep Cherokee.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, that's nice, that's your fantasy average lunch man.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
I go back to when I worked at Sam's Club
and there was this woman that came in and she
was smoking hot, and I don't know if she was
really at smoking hot, but she drove in odd Audie
and man, it made her that much more attractive and
I was like, dang, that girl's got it real, and
that she's driving a nice car.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I think just a nice suv. Yeah yeah, because again
there's no real association with us.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
But they aren't like, oh, a girl in a.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Truck, No, but a dip in her lip.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
But he is fine.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
But a truck is not the It doesn't matter like
it it's not bad or good.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
The s CUV has got to be smaller though, right,
Like it can't be like a suburban because that's that's
a mom. Yeah, mostly that's like a mom. You're right,
can't be I know you're attracted to them. Escalator, escalator,
I don't really like that.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You don't like that.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
I'm just because I'm just trying to think of a
cool suv like blacked out escalade.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Yeah, I don't think that's a woman car. Okay, that's
too manly of a car. What I don't think so
like the shape of it's too square? Yes, you want
yours curved? Yes that's right. I mean, call me weird,
but that's how I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
There's a story of a guy in Utah. He was
diagnosed with a rare condition known as foreign language syndrome,
which we talked about before, where this happens to people
after repeatedly waking up from surgery while they were doing
the surgery to him and he was speaking fluent Spanish
despite having they wouldn't even categorize at as basic knowledge
of the language, like he knew a little, Like I
(05:25):
know a little, but I don't know Spanish like you
drop me in Spain or Mexico.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
I'm gonna struggle. Same with him.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
He first experienced it at nineteen after knee surgery, when
he unexpectedly spoke Spanish for about twenty minutes fluently before
reverting back to English, even though he said he only
knew a few phrases. Chase doesn't remember speaking Spanish, was
confused when nurses aske him switched back to English.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
He was like, uh, okay, cool, Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Yeah, how is this even possible?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Doctors later diagnosed him with the extremely rare syndrome, which
there's only about one hundred confirmed cases since nineteen oh seven.
It can be triggered by such factors as anesthesia, brain injury, tumors,
or psychological stress fromodity central.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
But did he take Spanish in school like we did?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Like I probably have eight years of Spanish under my Beltot,
I'm there, speak it in there? Yeah, I mean like
seventh grade, eighth grade, high school, college. So is it
the stuff I can't pull for my brain? But it's
somewhere in there?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Think about and I don't know the answer because doctors
don't know the answer. But I think about this a lot.
Think about whenever you can't remember a book title or
somebody's name, a movie, a song title, and you just
fight with it until you get it. It's in there now,
you're battling. It's probably more on the surface, but you're
battling to find it. And I do this a lot.
I won't look it up on Google unless I need it,
(06:45):
and I'll just battle, I'll find wait for it, wait
for it. What if there are things that are even
deeper than that, Like every single experience that we have
ever been through, anything we've seen that, it's all stored there,
but we have no way to dig. We don't know
how to dig that deep to find it. And something
is triggering the brain in a way that actually digs
deeper than what we're digging for. We can't find certain
(07:06):
words or people, right, That's the only thing that I
can think, because I don't think that he's full of
crab at all all.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Because he's he's other people were witnessing, I know.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
But can't you just do a prank and have everyone
in it in on it, Like, Hey, I'm gonna go
into You're.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Gonna prank when you're in surgery? Yeah, like after surgery, guys,
I'm gonna come out. I don't even remember talking about
when coming out of surgeries. Oh the anesthesia, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't like when add a lenoscopy or my ancle surgery,
Like I don't remember some of it, right, after, So
I don't think it's a prank.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
So it's either what you're saying, Bobby, or it's a
past life.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Oh, crossing over to the new life.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I would say something experienced in an old life. That's
what she's saying. He's not like in Mexico right then.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
No, No, I'm thinking like in his past life.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
He used to be Mexican.
Speaker 7 (07:57):
It's in there, and when he was reborn in a Mayor, Yeah,
it's in there.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
But still it's in there.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
But there's a lot we don't know about the brain,
and who knows to say, in fifty years or so,
they don't find a way to actually get down deeper
in every single lived experience we have could be stored
in there. So that's a wild phenomenon. And I don't
think alle hundred of them were playing pranks. Okay, there
are people that come out of that though, playing instruments too,
that don't know how to play instruments.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
See, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Like, don't tell anyone I'm going to come out playing guitar.
Tell him I've never played guitar. Yeah, the big prank
is you study guitar. I don't tell anybody in your
family waiting on a surgery. Yeah, that's the ultimate long
game prank. But I don't think all that's a lie.
I think this does happen to people, but even doctors
don't understand how it is. But doctors also don't understand
the full capabilities of the brain, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Anyway, I want to start with that.
Speaker 8 (08:47):
Yeah, so I just wanted to.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Call about Eddie's fast.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
I didn't know if that's something that we could maybe
do a little betting on or something, because.
Speaker 10 (08:55):
Eddie's not very consistent with anything in his life, so
there's no shots.
Speaker 11 (08:59):
He goes through with this fast.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
So yeah, let me know. I don't think it's up
on DraftKings or anything.
Speaker 12 (09:05):
No, officially no, but we do like our.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Own little I don't trust him, don't trust who me? Yeah, oh,
not to lie about it.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's like when people say they're holding their breath, but
then they breathe ou their nose a little bit. We
don't think you know, you'll hold true with not eating
like a little peanut here.
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Though, dude, Hey, one thing, I'm serious this year. Okay,
Like take that in consideration. It's a big deal. I'm
being serious this year. Second, I'm doing this to get
closer to God. Why would I lie about that?
Speaker 5 (09:31):
A lot of people lie to God.
Speaker 13 (09:32):
Yeah, they didn't cancel it out.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
It would that's the whole purpose.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, tomorrow will be the first day he comes in
fasting doubters on his twenty day fast. But it's a
four day overall fast and then you slowly integrate back end. Yeah,
celebrating that whatever half for dinner last night?
Speaker 12 (09:49):
Pizza wow? Oreos? Wow, I need to.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
Get close to God.
Speaker 13 (09:55):
But you're going hard running the devil, buddy.
Speaker 14 (09:57):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
The recommendation for anybody that's going to like fast like
that is to slowly you prepare your body for it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Talks for lunch, okay, yesterday, Yeah, a pizza and oreos
for dinner. Yeah, like a sad too, like a seventh
grade Oh.
Speaker 12 (10:16):
Did you give me twenty days that I'm not gonna
be able to eat any.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
But that's not because of that. That's how you eat
dinner anyway. Well, true, Amy, dinner last night.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Chicken and uh salad.
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Yeah that's different.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Well, it was leftover chicken that I have from the shower,
because there was lots of chicken leftover.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Baby shower, not just a random shower, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
The baby shower, which was yeah, I feel like it's
still yes, it's still good. I give myself until today
to eat it. But I think my son is over
it because that's what I've done for dinner every night.
I've just done the chicken like a different way, and
so he's like, is.
Speaker 13 (10:46):
This the last night of the chicken. I was like,
maybe we'll see.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Watchbox your dinner.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yeah. My wife was nice though, to make a pasta.
It was with shredded chicken, had broccoli in it, asparagus, cabbage.
Carr's kids love it. It's fine, you don't love it.
I mean it's fine.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Would you have rather have pizza and oreos?
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Yes? But and I don't like broccoli, so then I
have to pick the broccoli out. And it's like, kids,
you just cooked the broccoli and a separate thing, but
the kids devour it so.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
A well, you would think the opposite sounds like an
adult meal. My wife made salmon last night with rice.
She shredded up carrots and cucumber yup and some sort
of sauce that gets poured on it. And I'm not
generally a fish guy, but I can do a little
salmon dude, you're the only one that ate like a child.
Speaker 12 (11:38):
Yeah, sounds like it. You're like healthy salmon broccoli over here.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, well, my wife cooks is always super healthy. She's
pregnant and wants to eat healthy. We did a whole
podcast and you can go check it out now. It's
a Bobby Cast where Caitlin and I were talking about
her pregnancy.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Hey play that first voicemail, Rayway.
Speaker 10 (11:54):
I was listening to the Bobby Cast with Caitlin and
discussing the pregnancy questions. The best part about Caitlin being
on the podcast is her calling you out for all
the wrong things. It's amazing. I love it. She needs
to be on more just so we can get the
real story.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Just because it's her version of the story doesn't mean
it's the real story. That's all I'll say.
Speaker 13 (12:19):
So, Yeah, everyone has their own version.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah, there are three versions, hers mine and the truth
and mine the true one. Yes, she doesn't do it often,
but she owes me some episodes and so I got
one out of her and we talked about that, her
being pregnant and what that's been like and just general stuff.
But it's up on the Bobbycast if you want to
hear it. But just because she says it doesn't mean
(12:44):
it's the truth. If I say something, I feel like
it's my truth. But that's what a lot of it was.
Her going, I don't feel like you represent this properly,
and then me going, well, you have no idea. You
don't know what I do, how I live.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I mean, you are sharing your experience exactly exactly.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Let's go to car Carly in North Carolina, who's on
the phone. Hey, Carly, you're on the show. Good morning, Hey,
good morning. What's happening?
Speaker 15 (13:10):
So? I was just listening to Eddie fasting and I
just started fasting on Monday. I am recently separated, and
I've been applying for houses for months now. I keep
getting denied for him. And two days into fasting, I got.
Speaker 14 (13:27):
Approved for a house.
Speaker 15 (13:29):
And I really believe that was like this sign from
God that was given to me by fasting. So I
heard that and wanted to dig into that perspective, like,
I really do believe that fasting like brought this to me.
Speaker 12 (13:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
So you're doing fasting in prayer time.
Speaker 7 (13:47):
Yes, Okay, that's amazing, dude, coincidence I think not?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I mean possibly, possibly, she's doing everything else right that
led to this. Yeah, all her applying forever, right, that's
exactly my point. All of her actions and all of
our hard work and applying with all the applications led
to this moment.
Speaker 12 (14:06):
Possibly, yeah, possibly, that's pretty amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I mean, I think there is something to be said
for you're getting rid of all the food and the noise,
and that you're able to focus. And then she has
this clarity in it that in itself presented like maybe
if she was not fasting and taking the pro time,
this opportunity would have, you know, she would have missed it.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah, yea yeah, like when you eat a lot, you
just want to be lazy, so you watch TV so
you don't miss.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Been doing it for a while, I felt like if
the person was fasting at the same time, perfect match,
that's true.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Perfect match. That's awesome though regardless, Carl, I think it's great.
So good luck with that. I hope, hope you bounce
back fast. Thank you all right, see you later. Let's
go to another voicemail.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
I'm with you also coming from someone who partner was
a delivery driver and him getting those tips some days
on a day that we had very little to messm
in our bank account. You don't understand how much those
tips mean to people. Thank you, Bobby for doing your bars.
Anybody else to listening to Lunchbox, please just always do
the exact opposite of what Lunchbox said.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
We were talking about tipping delivery drivers on the podcast
on part two, where at a table brought to my
house and I was just asking, like, what do you tip,
like generally if this would happen, and it went around
the room, and then Lunchbox had a story of his
kids waiting for dinner at a restaurant and the bartender
came out and out of nowhere, I gave him like
orange slices and was like getting them waters and was
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like going above and beyond. Lunchbox like I didn't tip them,
and I was like, oh, you don't have to, but
it would have been nice to tip the bartender who
was going above and beyond. And so that's what she's
talking about, that he's just not a big tipper, Like
he wouldn't tip the delivery guy and he wasn't gonna
tip the bartender.
Speaker 6 (15:40):
Yeah, but I mean, let's lump Eddie into that. Let's
not just throw bullets at me because he didn't have
the bar.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Story with the kid.
Speaker 12 (15:46):
And all I said was I didn't think about it.
Speaker 6 (15:48):
I think that everybody wants a tip, like I mean
the bartender.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
You want to tip. You asked our listeners to buy
you groceries.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yeah, because everybody was buying teachers. They're supplies, so why
not buy me groceries?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
But you also accepted, oh I'm not going to turn
it down same with everyone else then, but I should.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
But everywhere you go should not have a tip cup
out in front.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
But we're not talking about everywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
We're talking about to your job specifically, delivery drivers that
brought tables in, took the boxes off, set it up,
not part of their job, and a bartender that didn't
have to go and help your kids. We weren't doing
culture of tipping across America, which we all think is
out of control, So you can't turn it into that
we were doing. Hey, would these two situations? You were like,
I wouldn't tip either one of them.
Speaker 6 (16:30):
Yeah. I didn't tip the bartender because didn't really service anything.
And the delivery guy.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Are you talking your kids?
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Kids?
Speaker 13 (16:37):
And sat at the bar and.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Got orange slices and waters.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
But they didn't even order the orange slices. She got point,
got them out and gave them to it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
She was taking care of your kids so they wouldn't
go crazy, like being an overseer of children.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
And she talked to them about you know, what's it
like to sit at the bar? Does it feel pretty good?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
He's talking to.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Himself, right, I'm like this sounds like sobung because some
bartenders might be like, hey, you know your tables over there.
Speaker 13 (17:03):
We need to keep this open.
Speaker 12 (17:04):
For one know, where are your parents?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yes, yeah, that's all. That's all.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, let's do we got two, got it. I don't
know about this call. This is Katie and Delaware. I
don't know if you're gonna like to Sadie Katie, you're
on the show.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Bye.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Hey, I'm not being judgmental someone.
Speaker 5 (17:26):
There's always judgmental. For the record, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 16 (17:31):
So the Bible says that when you sat, not to
announce it. Don't brag about it.
Speaker 12 (17:36):
Not bragging. I'm just telling I'm telling my friends. That's
what I'm about to do.
Speaker 16 (17:42):
Yeah, but the Bible says not to.
Speaker 14 (17:45):
In private, just between you and God.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Man.
Speaker 12 (17:49):
This is not you guys, scratch everything I said the
last few days.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
We can't do we already know. It's like in a
trial where they like, Jerry, you didn't hear that, Like, hey.
Speaker 6 (17:57):
I heard that.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
All right, I appreciate you sharing that.
Speaker 16 (18:02):
And I appreciate you guys bringing God onto the show.
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Well, we tried to book.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Him for weeks. Really it's hard to get in. Yeah,
all right, Katie, thank you for calling. We appreciate that.
Speaker 14 (18:13):
Eddie, thank you.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Final thoughts.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
I mean, maybe I shouldn't do the fast then since
I announced it.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
But are you really doing it? Are hitting this with thrown?
Speaker 12 (18:20):
No, I'm gonna do.
Speaker 13 (18:21):
It, but don't strike it from the record.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
And you know what, I was just talking to you, guys.
I wasn't announcing to everyone like, hey, look at me,
I'm gonna do a twiny.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
If you actually send a note for show prep saying
you were going to do the fast, right to you,
no note? All right, you guys can call us if
you want, we'll move off the fast stuff. But if
you guys want to hop in, eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
that's our phone number.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Eight seven seven seventy seven b o bb.
Speaker 17 (18:47):
Ony, here's the question to be.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hello, Bobby Bones, my boyfriend isn't the best gift giver
for my birthday this year, I dropped several hints as
to what I wanted.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
I would bring up things that we'd see at the mall.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I'd show him things on Instagram or any other casual
way to work it into a conversation. My birthday was
last week and he got me none of these things.
He bought me some workout gear. It's practical, something i'd use.
I liked it. But we've been together for years. It
feels like he doesn't even know me. Do I accept
that he's just not good at giving gifts? What do
you think signed girlfriend not feeling special? Okay, I'm gonna
(19:36):
hold a mirror up here when you say it feels
like he doesn't even know me, it feels like you
don't even know him. Because I'm sure he has a
lot of other great qualities, but you should know at
this point that he's not going to be someone that
pays attention to little things when it comes to gift giving.
You're setting him up for failure if you want to
tell him, because he's not going to change This is
a fundamental part of his attention span, his love language,
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his There are many things. But when you say it
feels like he doesn't even know me, I will say,
it feels like you don't even know him because he
ain't a bad dude, or you wouldn't be with him.
There are many other great qualities. You're not setting him
up for success, and then you're punishing him when he fails.
So a little bit of this I'm gonna put on you, Amy.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
So it needs to be more than the hints and
very direct.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Tell him what you want.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Here is what I want from her birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
As someone who doesn't tell my wife what I want
because I don't know what I want, and then I
hold her, it's a really difficult standard and I shouldn't
be that way, but I am. I will say, from
what I've experienced, is unfair. It's unfair way to where
she just tells me what she wants. She will go, hey,
my birthday's coming up. But I think for me, I
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want because that is my love language. Never got gifts
growing up, so I love them now and then I
want someone to like predict me.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, you also pay attention though, because there was that time,
You're like, I'm a gift giver.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
That's our language.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Somewhere, and I can't remember the whole story, but just
for the sake of how you are, I'd be like, oh,
I love this teacup.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
I'll get her something like you're you.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Make a mental note at that moment, and I.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Called the hotel where we were we were in another
country at that exact design ordered it took seven weeks
to come in.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
And I'm not ringing my bell. I'm just saying that's
what I do.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
What I'm not good at is going, hey, I'm going
to dedicate a bunch of time to us just being together.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
And that's her language of receiving love.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
So I'd feel miserably at that because unless because I'm like,
you have to tell me if you want to spend
an hour together at this point, because it's the portant,
you have to tell me directly, because I'm not just
gonna I'm not gonna get the clue. So you have
to tell him. Be direct, Be direct. It's not going
to hurt his feelings. He'll probably be so thankful. He'll
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get you exactly what you want. If you know, just
tell him, it'll set you guys both up for success.
But I'm not going to tell you because I want
you to predict me. Okay, I want you to predict
everything about me. Yeah, so this is a little bit
on you. But you can make it all better if
you just tell them what you want and not hold
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I'm sure he does other things wonderful.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
All right, there you go, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You know, recently we were talking about what's referred to
as weaponized incompetence.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
I do it where I go.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I don't know how to do this, Will you please
do it? And then my wife's like, hey, I'll fine,
I'll wash her shirt or whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yeah, or you'll actually try to do it, not you.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Anybody that does this, like folding laundry, they'll just fold
it really sloppily. So then their partner has to be like, Okay,
I might as well do it because they clearly don't
know how.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Or I don't know, like making the bed with fitted
sheets and you might be wrong on that, and they're like, fine, I'll.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Just do It's just an example, just an example.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
But Thomas Rhett, I want to play this clip from
Thomas Rhett talking about chores one shore.
Speaker 9 (22:46):
Lauren would love if I was better at would be
folding clothes.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
I have tried so.
Speaker 9 (22:50):
Many times to get up early before she even gets
up and go like unload the dryer. But even when
I fold all of her stuff and try to be
like a good husband, She'll go in there and refold
everything because I think I just don't have that magic
folding touch that she does.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
So I'll try to get better at it. We ask
guys are going to say it all the time. He's
full of crap. He's a smart guy. We know him.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He's a smart guy. He is either putting little effort
into it.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
That's what it is, because listen, you can fold anybody
can fold a T shirt well if they take the time.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
He's not stupid. That is weaponized incompetence.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
But it is sweet that he's trying.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Why is to prove like I try to hold Oh
that's sweet, I'll do it.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Don't worry about it anymore.
Speaker 13 (23:32):
Okay, he's not here to defend himself, so matter.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
We know it, we understand. Yes, Kylie is on in
San Antonio. Hey, Kylie, you're on the show.
Speaker 18 (23:45):
I just want to comment on the conversation with your wife.
What's for me? Weaponized incompetent. Yes, So I'm like to
laugh because my husband very much can cook, very much
loves to cook. He actually taught me how to cook.
But it's funny because now, especially at night, he wants
me to make them, like the snacks and all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He doesn't know how to do it. Well, I get it.
He's probably not. It's probably not what he's good at.
He struggles with it.
Speaker 18 (24:13):
So he's actually he actually can be a better cook.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Glad kid.
Speaker 18 (24:16):
He should like make donut holes, you know, in two seconds.
But so I kind of feel like you could might
have that same thing, Like it's like an access service thing.
I feel like, for your wife to make these stuff
and all.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
That, that's nice.
Speaker 13 (24:30):
To give me the benefit of that doubt, it's not,
it's not.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I I just interesting do a badge. I don't have
to do it anymore. Yeah, I like gifts. I don't
care about access service. I mean I do as much
as anybody cares. But that's funny that you think that
about your husband. I think he just doesn't want to
make the snacks. He makes great donut holes, like dude
can rip a donut hole, but he doesn't want to
make a cheese on a cracker.
Speaker 18 (24:55):
He will, especially now that I'm because I'm actually pregnant
doing February. Now he's we'll make you sax.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And he's probably doing a good job. Right, Yes, as
remember this when you're not pregnant. He knows how to
do it. He can do it, all right, Kylie. I
appreciate that call, Thank you very much. Here's the question.
Nearly one in ten schools have banned this item, which
is legal in all fifty states.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Never gonna get it.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
No, you're not.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Gonna get it. You're never never gonna get it. You're
not gonna get it. You never never, never, never got.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Nearly one in ten schools have banned this item, which
is legal in all fifty states. Okay, we're gonna put
Jennifer on the phone on mobile Alabama. Jennifer, good morning,
good morning. Did you hear the question? Nearly one in
ten schools have banned this item, which is legal in
all fifty states. Now you're gonna go first. We don't
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think you're gonna get it. But what do you think
it is? I think it is a hoodie.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Okay, that's legal everywhere.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Anyboy else write that down? No, okay, that is not it,
so give our first in correct.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
How do you guys feel?
Speaker 3 (26:08):
Amy feel pretty good but not not super comfident.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Lunchbox nailed it as got it?
Speaker 17 (26:17):
Eddie.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I normally don't feel great, but today I feel great
about it.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Okay, Jennifer, I'm gonna let you pick two of the three, Amy,
Lunchbox and Eddie.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
So who are you not picking Lunchbox?
Speaker 6 (26:28):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (26:29):
But wait, he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
You're not picking me, that's correct. She's like you heard me.
I got a question. What is her name again?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Her name is Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Jennifer, have you been drinking it all this morning?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Then why are you not picking me? You're about to
lose the game.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Amy Soda nearly one of ten schools Abandonside'm soda?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Stand by Eddie? I went tobacco?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
What what that may be most schools that might be
one hundred, but.
Speaker 5 (27:04):
This is nearly one in ten schools. Okay, I'm gonna
say that one's wrong.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
We knew that.
Speaker 17 (27:10):
Girl.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
You said one hundred percent?
Speaker 6 (27:11):
What do you have backpacks?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
That's wrong? And Amy's and Sodias is wrong too.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Okay, I'm not going to say because she has another
chance to win here. So I'm gonna I'm gonna let
all three of them pick again, and what you'll do,
jennifers decide if any of them get it right? So
all three you can go one of all. If anybody
gets it, you win, or you can go nobody's gonna
get it.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
What do you think? I like it?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (27:39):
You liked that one of them is going to get
it or that none of them are going to get it.
Speaker 10 (27:42):
I like none of them are going to get it.
Speaker 5 (27:44):
Okay. So she's against you, guys. She's shortened you guys's.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Based on how he just performed.
Speaker 6 (27:50):
Read it one more time, Bobby, I want to I
want to see if you have any inflection on a
certain word.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Nearly nearly one in.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Ten schools have banded this item, which is legal in
all fifty states.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
What's the item?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Right? Transfer down? She thinks nobody will get it. She's
playing for a prize pack of crap from the.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Back, yep. And she's not gonna get any crap from
the back.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
Because now you're one hundred but you were one hundred
percent last time.
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Okay, I'm in.
Speaker 19 (28:19):
I'm in lunchbox hats incorrect eddie phones incorrect. That was
too obvious.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
Amy candy, So doesn't candy incorrect? The person of the
closest was Amy.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
So it's it's a food item.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Oh, I got gum.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
I but what would they what would they ban the
kid that could hurt other kids?
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Oh my god, no, no, no, a food Okay.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Got jolly ran sure outside of a pineapple.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
He's coming up with shakes from fruit right now.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Funny things, something.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That they would they can't let other kids have because
it can hurt another kid. Oh, peanut, peanuts? Yeah, pe nuts.
But Jennifer knew to bet against you. Guys, nobody got it.
So our winner is Jennifer. Congratulations Jennifer.
Speaker 16 (29:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Your lack of belief in the show has created a
winning avenue for you.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yes, I love it.
Speaker 16 (29:31):
I wanted to go to because I think she's the
smartest person in the room, but decided not to.
Speaker 7 (29:35):
It was so vague.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Okay, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
What did good?
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Why does she have to say that.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
A question in the room?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Jennifer, stay on the phone. We're gonna get you a prize. Okay,
thank you for listening.
Speaker 14 (29:48):
Jen, Thank you.
Speaker 18 (29:49):
You guys are also bun.
Speaker 16 (29:53):
I spent today thinking about lunchboxes testicle. I think his
appointment is today, so curious to see how that appointment went.
In this Lunchbox feels like he finally saw a doctor
that could give him any insight or took him seriously.
Love for an update, looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay, quick catch up. Lunchbox had a pain in the stomach.
Doctors didn't know what it was. Then he told us
he also had a swollen testicle. He didn't tell his doctor,
and so we started telling him to go back to
the doctor. He went, and they gave an appointment urologist.
But then they thought, you need to come in earlier,
and you have now gone to that appointment.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
I have gone to the urologist.
Speaker 12 (30:30):
I went in.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
I walk in and she sits me down. She says,
first of all, we're gonna send you down for an ultrasound.
I was like, I thought only women got that, right.
So I go downstairs and there's this chick and I
go in a room and she gets the little one
and starts, did they put the gel on your nut? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:52):
And then they wanted it.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Yeah. You're like, it was so weird. She had the
lights off and she had like the like lights going
like colorful lights like on the ceiling. I fell asleep.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
You fell asleep while she was wandering your testicle?
Speaker 13 (31:07):
Yeah, oh, now you know what?
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (31:13):
And so she gets done, she's like, sir, sir, she
has to wake me up, like we're all done.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
On how long did that take to want a single testicle?
Speaker 6 (31:19):
She did both of them, okay, and so it took
probably good twenty minutes, twenty minutes.
Speaker 13 (31:23):
Ten minutes per ahead.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
I mean, I guess they had to take different pictures images, whatever.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
But you fell asleep, so you have no idea, but whatever.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
No I knew what time I got in there, and
one time I got out.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
Yeah, you know what they did though you're asleep.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Who knows not fall asleep when you.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Can fall asleep anywhere? Guys, I'm sorry. It was a
dark room, it was quiet, and it was just like
all right. So then I go back upstairs and she said,
I don't have the images yet, but and she does
an examination of me and asked me certain questions. They
have me go pee in this like contraption to measure
my stream and see how I'm doing if I empty
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my bladder, if it's the day taking.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Much of water before you came no, okay, So you
just there and it's like go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Yeah, They're like, oh, can you go to the bathroom.
It was like yeah. And then they do a scan
and they say, yeah, you do a good job emptying
your whole bladder. They were very proud of me on that.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
pH y, that's work.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
And so what she thinks it is is she thinks
that my pelvic floor is too tight and so that's
pulling on things, and she thinks there's also maybe an
infection down there.
Speaker 17 (32:31):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I don't know. I don't know how you get an
infection down there?
Speaker 3 (32:37):
But did you tell them about the yeast infection you
had in your throat? Could it have traveled down and
you have a yeast infection down there?
Speaker 6 (32:44):
I didn't tell her about the East infacttion.
Speaker 5 (32:45):
You didn'tell them about the swall tescol the first time
you went and either.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Right, and she was pressing on it and I was like, yeah,
that's uncomfortable, that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
You did fall asleep?
Speaker 6 (32:55):
No, no, no, no, this time my standing up And
she was like, okay, so I'm gonna treat you like
there's infection. We're gonna send you for physical therapy on
your pelvic floor to loosen it up, because I think
that's what's causing the pain in your side and across
the stomach and the pain in the testicle. She thinks
is the infection.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
So they may have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 6 (33:17):
They may have nothing to do with each other.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
Interesting, that's crazy.
Speaker 6 (33:22):
And so she prescribes some Sialis and that's supposed to
take care of it. But I'm gonna tell you what.
Speaker 12 (33:30):
I feel like. I've seen that commercial on TV.
Speaker 13 (33:32):
May cause gambling.
Speaker 6 (33:34):
Yeah, but I'm gonna tell you what you know.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
And that's why I said that, bro, oh gosh, which
is okay?
Speaker 12 (33:47):
Have you have you taken.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
That's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Have you taken it today? Are you taking it now?
Speaker 6 (34:02):
I mean, I'll took it yesterday, but I haven't taken
it today. I'll take it when I get home. I've
been taking it for a couple of days and the
left one still really hurts. It still really hurts, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
So what does the cialis have to do with, you know,
Cialis and viagra this same.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Now, I didn't know that. I just went to the
pharmacy and that's what they gave me.
Speaker 12 (34:25):
You know that now after you saw what it did.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
Well, now that you guys tell me I didn't look
it up.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Okay. I can also treat in addition to the ED,
it can treat b p H as an enlarged prostate.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
Oh she did do it in your butt?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Yeah, well she prostate exam in your butt, right finger
in the butt? Did you peel a little bit?
Speaker 6 (34:46):
No, not peel a little bit?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
A little bit? Well, if they push hearts and has
a little pek. But she told me my prostate looks good.
Speaker 12 (34:51):
That's good man, Hey, good job.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
Well, I'm sorry you had to experience that.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
Yeah, that was weird. I was like, so I lay
down or what? And she was like, no, no, rebels
on the table, the.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Same.
Speaker 6 (35:02):
Yeah. And then she was like, and i'll see you
back in two to three months. If it gets worse,
let me know.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Say you have ED.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
No, I don't have that.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
He has weak stream but no, no, there's no weak stream.
Medicine helps with that.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
No, No, she told me my stream was good.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Oh well, dude, I don't know what is wrong with you.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
Here's not for d.
Speaker 12 (35:21):
Well, you're not alone, man. A lot of people have that.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
Until I trust me.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
I don't got that. I don't have it.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
He not now anyway, he took U Seaulis this morning.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
I mean, then if you don't have that, you have
benign So you don't have anything. The nine care static
Harper places so.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
Far, no cancer so far.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
What's crazy is if that has nothing to do with
the stomach pain. And he only found that because of
the stomach pain and he saved his own life.
Speaker 5 (35:44):
He is he was.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Eventually going to find it because the testicle changed big.
Speaker 12 (35:48):
It's really big.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, but he still wasn't one of the doctor for it.
Remember he didn't show them the testicle.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, But I mean because it's weird because
it deflates at night. I'm telling you, but it is.
It is tender, like I'm telling you. When she was pushing,
it's like, oh my gosh, like, don't do that.
Speaker 12 (36:01):
And what's the pelvic floor? Like what do you have
to work out there?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
So when a woman or.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Me because I've basically had a C section whenever they
had to go in and take my spleen out when
ruptured it you know to cut when you're a kid. Yeah,
so the pelvic floor is that the muscles that are
like a network of muscles.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Oh, that's holding down everything upment.
Speaker 6 (36:25):
Yeah, and a lot of women after pregnancy they go
to pelvic floor. They go to therapy to strengthen them
because they've been wrecked.
Speaker 12 (36:32):
So you are getting weak down there.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
No, No, they're too tight, so I got to loosen them.
Speaker 12 (36:38):
Loosen them.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
Interesting, Well, hopefully this is it. Hopefully this is on
the road to recovery. I mean, she seemed to be
listening to me. She seemed to have a definitive like
better than told me. Watch YouTube exactly.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
We'll be written for you. Let us know how that
affection in the ED.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
There is no ED. Don't get it to low stream.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
Sorry, there's no good man who cared adult.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
We're not judging you.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
There is no ED. There's no low stream. I am that.
Speaker 5 (37:07):
We're just letting you know. It's okay, yeah, and we
love you either way.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
Man, I would admit it if I had it.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know that you would, but that's okay if you.
If you do and you don't want to share it,
we're okay with it.
Speaker 12 (37:17):
And take the medication after work.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Please, on your drive home. There's nothing on your drive
home on la take the medication.
Speaker 12 (37:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 7 (37:27):
Eddie got flipped off by a kid. I couldn't believe it.
How old, ten years old. I couldn't believe it. So
I'm driving down the road right and I have to
turn right. I'm in the middle lane. I have to
turn right, so I gotta get over. I'm running out
of real estate. So I put my single one on.
But I guess I cut off a cart off a car.
I didn't mean to, and I saw it. They honked
(37:48):
at me. It was a mini van and I look
in the rear view and I see, oh okay, it's
a lady in a minivan and she's like laying on
the horn, dune and so whatever. I keep trying to turn.
I get on the right lane and they just gun
it past. They go right next to me, and she
lays on the horn again. So I look over, like
what lady, And in between me and the lady is
(38:10):
a ten year old kid giving me the finger.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Oh okay, yeah, I was like, and that mom is
probably proud of.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
That, and the mom's like, yeah, I get them. That's
a finger. No, the kids tend dude.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
It's a message.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Yeah, of course it's a message. Don't risk my life.
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
I thought you don't cut people off. I thought you
drove with utmost care I do. It was you get
so mad at people on the road.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
It was one of those like rare instances where I
just had to get over and I didn't see them
blind spot and I was like.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I'm sorry at first to cut you off. You want
to kill them?
Speaker 7 (38:45):
No, that's not true. It's people that are like dangerously
driving on the road. That's when I get mad. But
I couldn't believe it. Dude, you're teaching your ten year
old to flip off someone. I was not laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
I want to teach my ten year old, you know,
help people they're struggling. See a homeless person hopefully got
a buck, give it to them.
Speaker 6 (39:04):
Love.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, it's finger, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
But you don't want them doing that to random people
in the high It's kind funny.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
I taktalk when I see it.
Speaker 7 (39:13):
At ten years old, you're starting with a finger on
the road.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
What's next? What's next? I don't know what's next. Murder?
Speaker 6 (39:22):
Yeah, carrying a gun in your car?
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Okay, No, now you're jumping.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Morgan almost got hit in the Walgreens parking lot by
a car.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Yeah, I did so.
Speaker 20 (39:30):
Some lady was mad at the guy next to her.
They were in different cars, and I'm walking out of Walgreens,
and she just like zooms out of her spot so
much that the wind of the car, Like I felt
my hair blow back from.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
The car, Like, your body almost got hit by the car? No,
your what did you do? Did you flip them off? Honestly,
I just did you get a kid off? I did not.
Speaker 20 (39:50):
I kind of should sit there in shock for about
a minute, Like I didn't move because I wasn't just
sure if somebody else was gonna come, if more was
gonna happen, And I just was very.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Confused that somebody was even paying attention.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
Amy has a friend that got hit in front of
a grocery store on depot. Yeah, yeah, that's right, like
on foot and put in the hospital.
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, I mean I went to school. We went to
school together when we were younger in Austin.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
And then when we were doing the show in our
early days, it was on the news and I was like,
oh my gosh, it's Sydney Christian.
Speaker 4 (40:18):
I know her.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
I couldn't believe it, and and she was hit by
a drunk driver in the parking lot and it wasn't
his first driving under the influence offense.
Speaker 5 (40:28):
But got hit like human body with a car.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
They okay, she flew, she's okay now, but it was
I mean she was in the hospital for quite some time.
Speaker 5 (40:35):
Watchbox. What's the update on your story.
Speaker 6 (40:37):
I haven't heard anything. I've talked to insurance. Got to
take the car into a body shop, but the police
report has not come back yet because the officer on
the scene told me they have to ride it. It
goes to their sergeant. Sergeant does it to the city, city, state,
the state sends it back to the police department.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
So it takes five to ten days. I'm surprised they
didn't give you a rental.
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Not yet. Well, he hasn't taken the car in.
Speaker 6 (41:02):
Yeah, Like, once I get to the body shop, I
can get a rental.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
This is on him and he's not going Are you
gonna take it?
Speaker 10 (41:08):
No?
Speaker 17 (41:08):
No, no.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
The body shop can't get me in for a few
days because they got to hear from the body shop
and they don't have any.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Okay, but ever, your back hurt, your neck hurt, not
my neck, but my back is sore, still getting worse.
Speaker 6 (41:24):
Day three was the worst.
Speaker 5 (41:26):
Yeah, probably hard to function as you normally would.
Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah. Hard. I'm lucky I get to work.
Speaker 5 (41:31):
Has it affected your daily life?
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Yeah, getting out of bed is tough, you know, lifting
up the kids.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Is it possible to affected your ed?
Speaker 6 (41:40):
Don't have that. If you did, If I did, I
complain it on the wreck.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
But you know.
Speaker 6 (41:48):
That. But you're still good. Yeah, but it was not
my fault. So everybody knows the wreck was not my fault.
Speaker 17 (41:52):
No wake up, wake up in.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
The mall and the dods.
Speaker 11 (42:02):
He's on time, ready and his lunchbox. More game too
to steve red and it's trying to put you through
bog he's running this week's next bit. The Bobby's on
the box, so you know what this.
Speaker 17 (42:20):
Is?
Speaker 14 (42:21):
The Bobby ball?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Now The Morning Corny, The Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Why do Arkansas Razorbacks eat cereals straight from the box?
Speaker 7 (42:36):
Because you have gotta be something with bull right you
haven't because they never go to a ball.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Well what is it?
Speaker 3 (42:42):
They choke when they get near a ball.
Speaker 5 (42:49):
That was the Morning Corny. You're not laughing, you know
where where did you get that joke? Did the listener
send it to you.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
No, just the internet.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
You found that.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Yeah, as it was in I have a bunch of
Cereal jokes.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Dang, you found that in serial joke category. Enough people
know that we suck that. That's a joke I had.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I had another one. I didn't know if it was
okay to do or not. But we can test it out.
It's about Cereal give it rip. I mean, it's bad.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
It really is on there. I googled. I was like,
there's nobody that's really but that could be any team.
Speaker 5 (43:26):
And they chose Arkansas. That's good.
Speaker 6 (43:29):
That's what I'm saying. I've got no way Amy inserted Arkansas.
But you google Arkansas serial joke and it's right there.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Hey dude, but I bet if you google Virginia serial joke.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Okay, I could be there. You could throw cowboys in there.
Speaker 5 (43:41):
Well, they don't play ball games.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
You change it, I guess yeah, yeah, what Cereal Brands
signed Snoop Dogg to an endorsement.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
Weedies a weed ease.
Speaker 6 (43:55):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
All right, I close it out there you go good.
That was the Morning Corning.
Speaker 6 (44:04):
Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 17 (44:06):
Sorry up today.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
This story comes us from Ohio. Hey man walked into
a gas station, patted his jacket and goes, hey, man,
gonna need all the money in the register. Guy's like,
all right, hands the money. Guy runs out, runs to
his house. He's like, man, where are my keys? Where
are my keys? He had left him on the counter,
so he waited about an hour, walked back in, said, hey, man,
(44:29):
I was in here earlier buying some cigarettes, and I
left my keys. Please show up, arrested him.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
I thought I was gonna be keys or snow tracks
in the snow.
Speaker 12 (44:38):
That's always one.
Speaker 5 (44:39):
That's always one where they run home and you just
follow their tracks all the way.
Speaker 6 (44:42):
Okay, I'm lunch boxed. That's your bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 14 (44:47):
I just comment on Amy's prediction that the Broncos we're
gonna win the Super Bowl. I'm a huge Broncos fan,
always have been. Y'all say how Bobby's so lucky all
the time, but he is not lucky when it comes
to fours teams. Sorry King, But if the Broncos win,
maybe it's because she did not choose them, and he
shows the Panthers instead to the lost for round. And
(45:08):
so now the Broncos are going to make the Super
Bowl and win because she didn't pick them, so thank you.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
A couple things do unpack here. The Panthers were not
supposed to be as good as the Broncos when the
season started, so I knew in my heart that the
Broncos were a better team. But I didn't pick a
team based on how good they probably would be. Heck,
I picked a team based on how good they haven't been,
so which is why I picked the Panthers. So I
would say the Panthers making the playoff pretty good. But
I don't think I'm a lucky person anyway. I know
(45:34):
you guys all do. You're very luck And Amy didn't
predict the Broncos will win. She's psychically predict She said
she saw a horse, and then we inserted the Broncos,
so she's doing it subconsciously.
Speaker 12 (45:45):
But specifically she saw the Denver Airport horse.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
Yeah, Yeah, y'all asked me to uh have a vision,
and that's when I came to mind.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Whenever you had that psychic music. We can't stop her.
It's like her eyes roll on the back of her head. Yeah,
and she starts seeing things. And so she did predict
that the Denver Airport would win.
Speaker 13 (46:07):
The super Bowl exactly.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So yeah, thank you for that.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Leave us a voicemail if you want. Eight seven seven
seventy seven, Bobby. As we leave, you can leave us
a voicemail.
Speaker 12 (46:16):
We love it.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby. That's it. We'll see
you tomorrow. Eddie will be doing his fast tomorrow. They
want us fast. Look, can't wait for that.
Speaker 12 (46:25):
All right?
Speaker 5 (46:25):
Thank you everybody. Bye Moon Show.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
The Bobby Bones Show theme song written, produced and sang
by read Yarberry. You can find his instagram at read Yarberry,
Scuba Steve executive producer, Raymond No Head of Production. I'm
Bobby Bones. My instagram is mister Bobby Bones. Thank you
for listening to the podcast.
Hosts And Creators
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Lunchbox
Eddie Garcia
Morgan Huelsman
Raymundo
Mike D
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