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Speaker 1 (00:11):
What's up? Everybody? Welcome to Wednesday Show Morning studio. We
were talking about how people are paying Etsy Witches the
cast spells for them, and so yesterday I said, I'll
do it, and I don't feel weird about it because
I don't believe in it. So I don't feel like
it's black magic because I don't believe in black magic.
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The same way if someone brought in Aluiji board, I'd
be like, yeah, I do it because I don't believe
in it. That being said, I did pay the money
for the Etsy Witch and it said, hey, want you
help me out with my career, especially in the game
show TV. You know the TV space, that kind of thing.
You ready, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Who's responding here to the witch? Or who's the witch?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Ok? Here we go. I'm happy to let you know
that your strong career spell has been fully completed. I
prepared the spiritual work specifically around your career paths, your
professional visibility, and your next major opportunity, and the strong
desire you shared for a higher level breakthrough. This was
not performed as a general career spell that I do sometimes.
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I focused the work on your personal energy and professional recognition,
your ability to be noticed by the right people and
the opening of stronger career movement around you. I also
wanted you to know I inclared a complimentary strengthening ritual
for your work. This is the reason the process took
a little longer. I felt that your situation is there
up a little additional energetic layer. And then she showed
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me the spell? Can I text it to you? Amy?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Do you want this? Spell? Amy? You don't want this?
She took two pictures of me. Later it on the
table and there's money over the top of it.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Are you for real?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
What the dude?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I don't like this at all?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Can you I have to send her pictures of you?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
She needed pictures, so I just sent her on my Instagram.
You guys, act like this is real. Because, by the way,
if this happens and something happens in my television career
and it's something big happens, I'll be like, how about that?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I cant Do you want to do you want to
see this? Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I feel like Eddie, it's fine. Once it's transferring from
him to me, it's not.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh no, you do.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Have you ever heard double one down in Georgia? Yeah?
But Johnny one it's like, this is scary. Oh wait,
don't say anything to you personal I need it.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Takes this.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's like a birthday wish. You can't talk about it?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Can I talk about the things right below your picture?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Hold on?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What things are?
Speaker 6 (02:37):
They like?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Jewels?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Let me well, I have a question of what they are.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
They look like rocks.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
They look like bones?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
My name?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Did she put the bones there because of you?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Or bones exactly? And there's money anyway? What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Wait, Bobby, this is weird. This is freaking me out.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Amy deleted the leader off your computer. Now you're in
This is not I don't want this.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I really don't give me out.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Ok?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What if I hey, what if I get a big
job from this at a cost of what costs?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Who knows the cost? Was me paying for it on Etsy?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Maybe you're the next person's bones like? Oh no, you
never know the stuff more?
Speaker 3 (03:19):
My gosh.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
All right, I'll update you guys if I get any
big opportunities.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So just be careful. Dude.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
What look at that thing right above in the middle?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Nothing?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Nothing.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I want to talk too much about it. I want
to jinx it, although I don't believe in it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
But no, one. It jinks it just in case. Okay,
that's the update many things. I should get a donkey mouse.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, I'd prefer the yama. Lama called the.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yama who calls it that you sound like Eddie when
he pronounces.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Either lamas or donkeys or both deter coyotes. So I
think you should get both.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
There's no room for a lama or a donkey on
our property.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Absolutely there is. What are you talking about? You have
the perfect house for that unless there's a house, unless
there's a no hooves law.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't think we have no hoofs. I think we
live on about seven acres, but about four of those
are complete thick woods forest. Perfect donkeys are don't live
in thick wood.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Ok. Well, the lamas and I don't know why I
want to call them yamas.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Can you imagine our house all the time we're inside
trying to watch TV on here, because that's what it
would be.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Do you want me to pull up some pictures of
some lamas you can see how cud it would be. No,
but like, just as a reminder of how cute, just
imagine being inside watching TV and then out your window
comes this cute little lama.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
No more animals because we got to feed them.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's true, you do.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
We have coyotes. It's weird to say property like in
our yard. They're just woods in our yard and we're
fenced in. The coyote attack my dog. We're still trying
to figure out what we're gonna do, how we're gonna
get rid of them. We've called a couple of places.
I don't want to have somebody to come out and
murder the coyote and their babies. No, at this stage
of my life, I'm not for the murdering of animals.
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I definitely had the first part of my life where
I murdered a lot of animals. I'm not there right now.
So we're trying to get rid of the coyotes, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Telling you one way to do that is llamas.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You're showing me a lama, and yeah, they're cute, but
I don't have to pay for a lama. I don't
clean llama poop. Almost sid yama poop. And I'm clean
up yama poop because it's going to be everywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Would you rather have a donkey or a lama?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Though, I mean, how cool?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I'd put the baby on the lama look at it.
So everybody has an opinion on the coyotes. We're going
to get rid of them somehow. The dogs are not
able to go outside like they used to. They go
out with guidance. Those coyotes are not going to come
up to me and attack me, so I go out
with them. It's all good. So that's what's up. I
don't even know how much they cost. What's a lama rung?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Let me let me look that up for you. I'm
sure you could rescue one rescue almaama.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
And you only need one to two acres per single lama.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Okay, But it's not just the acreage.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Listen to this.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It's also the fact that I don't want to have
to feed a lama. We go out of town. It's
hard enough with the dolls.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Oh much the lama lamas typically cost between fifteen hundred
and five thousand dollars, depending on the age, training, and
breeding status.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I could pay a buddy fifty bucks came shoot them coyotes,
So I appreciate you looking out one fucks.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
How many acres would you say?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
You need one to two per lama? And they eat plants, grass,
and hay, so you don't even need to buy food.
They and mo your your You can.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Drop them off at my house if you ever go
out of town, but only one because.
Speaker 9 (06:45):
I'm getting the lama to Amy's house.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Now. We got to buy a trailer to transport the lama.
Uh no update on the coyotes yet, but that's where
we are as of today.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Put it in the Hyundai does have a sun roof.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
It does have a I had to put Ella after
she got attacked by the coyote in the back of
the hun day. And I may have mentioned this, but
anybody in anything that's hurt does not want to be
lifted up, and it was I didn't have a muzzle
because we were having to rush her to the vet immediately.
So I'm wrapping her up, trying to hold her head
back because I know she's and she's not trying to
bite me, but she's hurt, so she's nipping, like stop
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touching me. That was that's dangerous. Almost got bitting her
on or like she got bit by the coyotes. Okay,
that's all about the coyotes today. I'm not getting a lama.
I'm not getting a donkey. They are still on the property.
They still come out in the daytime and to stare
at us.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
It's crazy. The videos up on my Instagram. At mister
Bobby Bones, we did a segment about rude celebrities and
I read the list of people claiming their interactions with
rude celebrities. And as I read through the list, obviously
I wasn't there, but I always say, it's so easy
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to write something on the internet. True, and also these
people they probably want to get a lot of likes
in on a little comments, so they just write bad stuff.
And they wrote bad stuff about Taylor Swift, will Ferrell, Millie,
Bobby Brown, Carrie Underwood. So I said, the comment about
Carrie Underwood was, oh, when she's backstage at the Opry,
she's so mean to everybody. And I said, you know,
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I've been backstage at the Opry with her more than
five times, because I've performed their way more than that.
But I've been there on same nights that she's been
there more than five times. Then here's what somebody said, Bobby,
you have to remember that when you're back there, you're
also a performer, so she's gonna treat you good. I
watched her do her own stuff it wasn't me that
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was talking to her. If anything, we just say hello
to each other. She doesn't pop into my room, I
don't go into hers, and we have a whole chat.
So no, that's not accurate. I see how Carrie Underwood
talks to people. She's very nice to people. She's also
very shy. Here's another one, Bobby, you have to remember
your celebrity yourselves. Your interactions with other celebrities are naturally
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going to be very different from what the average person experiences.
And did that comment? I say, thank you for calling
me a celebrity. Oh my god. Cool, that's the coolest.
Thank you so much. Know a lot of the things
I was talking about, For example, Taylor Swift, I know
that there is zero percent chance I would wager any
amount of money she didn't purposefully roll her eyes at
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someone in a meet and greet in order to make
them look or seem foolish. There's no way. She is
so much more professional than that. So I just know
that one's not true. The carry one I just know
is not true. The other ones I speculated as to
why someone could have said that. So here's some more comments.
Oh who is this guy who knows everything about people's
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experiences ridiculous. No, but I do know some of these people.
I have been in meet and greets. I've done meet
and greets for myself prior to shows when I prefer
so I can understand how something can be misconstrued, or
even how people can just write stuff on the internet.
Bobby swears he knows all these celebrities' lives. Bro, they
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aren't rude to you because you're in the industry. Here's
another one. Wow, are you calling someone a liar? No,
the Will Ferrell one. All I was trying to do
is make the point that he was in full ski
gear on vacation with his family. And I can understand
if someone doesn't want to have a long talk in
full ski gear with their family, if someone's coming up
to them like, they don't owe you that less than
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number one. Here's another one. Never paid a meet a
so called celebrity. What do you mean so called? They
are celebrities?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, they are.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I have met way too many for free. Only one
was kind of rude. It was in Miami, a very
famous quarterback. He wasn't rude to me though, just to others.
What are you talking about then?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
What famous quarterback. Could that be?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Could have been Dan Marino, could have been to an.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I think Damn Marina is pretty safe.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'll read you one more. I can't believe that people
care enough to pay to meet anyone. The only person
I would pay to meet and to meet and greet
is Jesus. I wonder what that would cost. That's interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
He wouldn't charge.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Cameo, and you know there'd be someone in the comments
going Jesus didn't spend enough time with me. He rushed
me through the line eyes. So whenever an article just
uses a specific comment for someone to make their point,
anybody can comment anything on the Internet. That was my
whole point with that story. I don't know anyone's life. Also,
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I've seen Carrie one hundred times backstage five five, and
she's nice to everybody there. So also, here's another thing.
If someone was rude to you, you might have been
a jerk. Ever think that you were the reason that
someone was rude to you, that's another thing. All right,
That's all I do. Want to talk about something that
legally may have to happen with a member of this show,
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where we don't sue. We're not a re litigious group.
I've never sued anyone. You ever sued anyone? No Lunchbox? Yeah,
I've been suited too.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah, not sued, but I've had to get a strong
arm of the law on them.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Have you ever sued anybody? No Lunchbox? Might have to
sue someone now.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh boy.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Yeah, guys, I'm gonna tell you what. Remember when I
got in a car wreck earlier this year and I
got rear ended. The car was going fifty to sixty,
never hit the brakes, and I was stopped on the highway,
and like a few days later, my back tightened up.
I had to go to the er and I was
in so much pain. Well, yesterday at work, guys, my
back just tightened up and like I don't know, it
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was same area where it hurt after the car wreck.
And if this is gonna be happening the rest of
my life, I've got to get ahead of it now,
and I've got to sue for damages. That way I
can take care of myself with the rest of my
life because I can't have a bad back. That's really scary.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I wonder though, if it's been too long, because you've
played soccer since then, you've done many physical activities that
if I were the lawyer on the other side, I
would say, he wasn't hurt. He's going to come back
two months later after he's done abcdefg all these things
that you've claimed to have done physically.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Right, But I would ask them, how would you explain
the same area of the back tightening up when I'm
just sitting here. It wasn't like I was doing anything.
All of a sudden the muscles were like, hey, remember
when you gotten that car wreck ra and they started
attacking me.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
I think they would say, we don't have to explain
that you didn't tell us and you didn't follow it through.
Is right after the wreck. I don't think you can
sue months and months later, especially whenever you've been doing
all these physical activities.
Speaker 5 (13:37):
But I have not had any back pain from anything.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
We can come up your ailments that like maybe now
it's spreading good.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
You're hurting shaped wrong.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yeah, but that was way before the wreck, and that
is on record. I am going to say that was
on the record that had nothing to do with the wreck. This.
I have never had back pain, and oh my gosh,
it was like, oh, like it hurt to walk.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Okay, you don't have to do it to us. We
believe you.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
I'm just saying his voice. It was it was like,
oh my gosh, like what just happened? Like, why is
my back doing that?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
How many times have you played soccer since the car wreck?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Oh? Probably twenty, but your answer needs to be zero zero.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Redo that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
What other physical activities have you done since they.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Ridding the bike?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Every day?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Oh yet to work every.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Day, play with my kids, swimming, things like that.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
But I mean, so.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
You're so there is it is a possibility that your
back pain could just be from life, Like.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
No, not, how can the odds, Amy, let's just play
the odds game as we age the odds. That is
in the exact same spot, same feeling.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Are you stretching before you play soccer?
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Okay, but that did not help anything. You missed your
opportunity to sue it does help.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Stretching does help.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
No, I'm saying his alright, what he's.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Saying, right'. I'm just saying this. They might ask you,
like you're doing all these other activities a taking care
of your body.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
They'll lets it.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
They won't know, they won't say, do you stretch for
more soccer?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
I think he should soon. Just for the bit.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I agree, I just doing it for the bit. I
think he takes him to court. But I'm gonna tell
you, you're gonna waste a lot of money, and then you're
gonna owe their legal fees as well, because you've played
twenty games of soccer, riding your bike to work every day,
you've swam, you've played with the kids, and all of
a sudden, now, man, I'm.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
Just telling you, it felt just like after the wreck,
like it was just like my back out of nowhere
to boom, and I said, man, this sucks.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
There have been times where I've been at fender benders
where somebody's nick me and I just go, eh, don't
worry about it now, especially when I was younger, Oh,
it didn't affect anything, don't worry about it. And then
my car a couple of weeks later would act up
or something would break. And that's when I learned the
lesson of even if it doesn't feel like it's messed up,
you got to file everything. Because I'm like, oh, there's
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no dent, don't worry about it. Drive off. A lot
of the damage that happened I couldn't see, and maybe
it knocked some stuff loose, and then later on it
fell out. But I think you probably missed your opportunity
at going to the doctor then, because did you go
to the doctor about your specific back.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
I did.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I went to the er and they have the crash.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
No, like five days later, because that was when my
back was fine. My back was fine, and then played soccer,
went to the er and then all of a sudden,
my back was like, oh my gosh. And I didn't
want to admit it. And because my wife was like,
you should have gone to the hospital that.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Day, Yeah, you should have. I agree with that, and.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
So then I had to enmail like I can't walk,
I gotta go to the er.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think my point is you can't go back and
change this. But for anybody listening, if you do get
in a situation that's a fender bender and it looks
like everything's okay, you still need to file that and
go to insurance because if nothing's wrong, nothing has to
change hands. However, if later something is wrong, it's on file.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
I mean, what if that caused a disk to start
slipping and now it's just like slipped in that a thing.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I would get it checked for your own good. But also,
how's your testicle?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Not good?
Speaker 9 (17:03):
Man, it's bigger, you're falling apart.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
No, it's like any chance to wreck made the testicle worse.
Speaker 5 (17:10):
No, no, because it's the guy wasn't bad. And recently,
all of a sudden, now the the it's hurting again.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
The testicle.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Just say your testicle, like the.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
The stomach was still hurting, and so the the guy
was not hurting. But lately the last month, all of
a sudden, that guy is hurting again. Like if I'm
laying down and my leg is straight and I pick
it up and bend it, Oh my gosh, it sends
a sharp pain right to the guy.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Probably it's all connected.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Man, it is awful.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
And why are you so against Bobby looking at it? Like,
just have him.
Speaker 5 (17:48):
He's not going to see the pain going to it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
It's no, let me feel it then what what? Just
let me just say he may not be able to
tell the I do that. I take it for the team.
Weigh one person to the other.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
You will not touching his guys?
Speaker 9 (18:11):
I would, I would do one together.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Okay, lunch right now, we want to do this.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
I'm not that dedicated. Like, I've had so many doctors.
Speaker 9 (18:19):
Check it, and I can't go through an entire lawsuit
for the bit.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
But not Bobby, just weigh in the every days.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
This dude has been touching my guys. That's weird.
Speaker 9 (18:32):
Guys will get over it.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Just professional, du professional. Don't look me in the eyes
so long. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
We're good.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
No, so you're not gonna sue, but if you do,
you will not win.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Paul lawyer, I'll talk to someone.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
We got moran call use none of our connections for this, none,
none of our connections the number to John Morgan, yes, none.
Let us know how it goes for the bit. I
hope you follow up with that. I will talk to
a lawyer. We're going to play master Piece theater. Raymond too,
(19:11):
and I will read movie scenes. See if you guys
can guess the movie by us reading the scripts. Just
a very famous scene. The first one's very easy. We'll
do easy, medium and hard. Ray I'll go first. Are
you ready? Are you loose by the way, yes, very.
Speaker 8 (19:31):
No, we're good.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Here we go. Colonel. Did you order the code red?
You want answers? I think I'm a title to them.
You want answer? I want the truth. You care of
the truth? I'm in guys.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
That was so good.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
That was so good, and what a great movie.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I never saw it.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What dude, the baseball back.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Come on, man, it might be too late to watch
that now, I think.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
No.
Speaker 5 (19:58):
I was on another day. I watched a little bit
of it.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Did the film?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
You're giving her? Help on that?
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I already know what it is.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I saw Demi Moore and I was like, I gotta stop. Okay,
what like, she's in the movie, so I gotta she's hot.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You gotta stop.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Yeah, I gotta stop. I gotta stop and watch. I
gotta enjoy.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Stopped the movie and oh god, no, that's what I yeah, No, no, dude, Amy,
what do you have a few good men? Eddie?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, I have a few good men, lunchbox, I have
a few good men.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's correct. Good job. Everybody gets one point, Raymond, are
you ready for the medium one? Yes, big man in
a suit of armor, take that off. But what are you?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Genius?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist? I know, guys with none of that
worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only
thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the
only guy to make sacrifices to play, to lay down
on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.
I think I would just cut the wire, always a
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way out. You know, you may be a threat, but
you better stop pretending to be a hero. A hero
like you.
Speaker 10 (21:10):
Your elaborate, everything special about you came out of a bottle.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
All right, put on the suit, let's go a few rounds.
Ray Mundo is doing some weird like Speedy Gonzalez. That
mouse So I didn't really get that. I didn't mean
to do it, but just once I started reading the lines,
it seemed like it played with go where it takes you,
Go where it takes you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Dude, I have nothing.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
I'm in for the woe.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I mean, it's long, so I'd hate to do it again.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Please don't uh.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I'm Eddie. I have Spider Man lunchbox. I put iron
Man amy Avengers. So Eddie, you're not right.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Okay, it's not Spider Man lunchbox.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You're half right, because iron Man is in this aim
of your full right. It is the Avengers. It is
Steve Rogers who ends up being Captain America. And the
clue for him was when Tony Stark says you're a labrat.
Everything special about you came out of a bottle and
then I go put on the suit.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Let's go a few rounds.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, who's Italian or Mexican?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
In this Ray was playing Tony Stark, who is Iron Man,
who apparently is very Italian.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Huh okay, that's so.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
The movie is called The Avengers.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Got it?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Never seen? There's a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, hey, Ray, we're gonna do Vincent all right, here
we go. You know what they call it a quarter
pounder with cheese and Paris they don't call it a
quarter pounder with cheese. Man, they got the metric system.
They wouldn't know what a quarter pounder is. Then what
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do they call it? They call it a royal with cheese,
royale with cheese. What do they call it, Big Matt, well,
big Max, a big Mac? Maybe they called it al
big Mac, the big Mac. What do they call a whopper?
I don't know. I didn't want to burger king See wow,
good time.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
That was so good. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
I felt like I was watching the movie thank you
it is I got it.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
He knows what it is. I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I felt like there was a little bit of gangster
in there, like, are you a mobsterm.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
My giving Hiss his masterpiece dead?
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I don't remember the room.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
What's the score? Mic Amy has two? Lunchbox and Eddie
have one.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Eddie's gonna time.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Let's go to lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's a good guess, not burgers.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Amy. What do you have?
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Good Fellas?
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, pretty good guess.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Not it?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
So if you get this, you're tied. You name me
go to Tiebreaker and I have it.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
There's only one movie that I've ever seen that says
royal with cheese, and that's pulp fiction.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Correct. Yes, Okay, Ray go to Tiebreaker three.
Speaker 9 (24:12):
Okay, I'll go first, Doe just typing it or saying
just you.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Two, I'll sit out all right.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Hmmm yeah, this one you'll see if you get it,
then we'll do a sudden death the next time.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
Okay, Okay, Tiebreaker three? Ray, Wow never ceases to amaze me. Well, cologne,
you're gonna go with London gentlemen. Oh wait, no, no, no, no,
hold on Blackbeard's Delight.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
No, she gets a special cologne. It's called sex Panther.
It's illegal in nine countries.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
It's made with bits of real panther, so you know
it's good. It's quite pungent. Oh yeah, it's a formidable scent,
you know, stings the nostrils in a good way.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Yep, I'm gonna be honest you.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
It smells like sure gasoline. They've done studies, you know,
sixty percent of the time it works every time. Oh no,
that doesn't make sense. Well, let's go see if we
can make this little kitty.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Scene.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Wow. Wow, y'all did really good.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
I'm surprised by that.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Really, they're out. Okay, I don't know. I'm in.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Oh, I'm in, Eddie. It smells like big Anchorman.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I have seen a man I've had hangover. Yeah, where's
the line about you?
Speaker 7 (25:45):
Do?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
You want to know the next one that you would
have known right the tie record above that. Yeah, my
color is a blush and bashful. Her colors are pink
and pink. My colors a blush and bashful. Mama, how
precious is this wed and gonna I get?
Speaker 9 (25:57):
I ask you, dang it, Magnolias.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
I like the accident, guys, thank you.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Mikela is a blush and bashful color, a blush color
is a pink and pink that.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Is massa good job, Eddie. Oh play a song there,
he won that thing. Hit that song. I got a
pizza shop owner going off in a family for cutting
a five year old's birthday cake in the restaurant. Now
do you want to give you some of this? It's
all from a video somebody took. There's a restaurant and
this guy screaming at a family celebrating a five year
old's birthday after they asked for a knife to cut
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their cake. So it's five year old's birthday. They bought
five pizzas, by the way, they're just asking for a
knife to cut the cake. And they also said they
offered to pay a cake cutting fee. However, hit it
a fresh shot to whatever you want.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
It's inappropriate, and.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
It's a restaurant, it's a five year old birthday part
it's a real birthday cartgame.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
We just want to cut a cake. Just put your
house in the cake, Okay, I.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Would say it's an appropriate embarrassing yourself and actually these
plusmers have been here for twenty years.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Oh my gosh, out of control. I need to know
her relationship to the restaurant. Because if she's like somebody
big in the owner, I'm not going to that restaurant.
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I'm not understanding the problem here.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
The problem is you can't take food into a restaurant.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Okay, even if it's a birthday party or.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's their problem is, you can't take food into a restaurant, okay.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
And her example was I wouldn't go to your house
and bring food to your house. That was her example.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
None of what she's saying is rational, nor is her tone.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
They also said they called days ahead and the employees
that was fine to bring the cake as long as
you're like buying food at the restaurant, right, And so.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, there's a like I've done that before, and they
do the cake cutting fee.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
They do charge you a bit to bring food in,
and that's fine. Yeah, this lady's out of control. I
don't think I'm going back to Joey Tomatoes. Where is
that New York Point, Pleasant Beach, New Jersey, good accent?
Fine there? Wow, crazy Donna Mills.
Speaker 7 (28:10):
She is.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
We've mentioned this joining only fans at eighty five years old.
And so Lunchbox your thoughts.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Gross eighty five is gross? I mean you don't want
to see an eighty five year old.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Maybe eighty five year olds do.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, what if you're eighty five, No, you'd rather see
a forty year old. But if you're a ninety five, you'd.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Rather see a forty year old.
Speaker 7 (28:30):
You can.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
You have so many options. If you're ninety five, you're
not clicking on the eighty five year old woman. You're like,
all right, that's wrinkles. I need to go younger.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Maybe what if you're forty in your thing is wrinkles,
Because everybody's.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Got a thing, they have different things.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Yeah, I do give in that. So she was way
back in the day on a show and was kind
of like what people would call like a sex symbol
on television.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
She was hot. I looked up her old photos and
the bikinis looking nice.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Here she is talking to the interviewer from Entertainment Tonight.
What they said was, don't have.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
To do nakedness. You do it the way you want
to do it. But I'm I'm sincerely happy to be
doing it, happy to be interacting with the fence.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
It's the wildest requestion gotten so far.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, you know I have a vineyard.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
I did not know that somebody wants to film or
me film myself stomping the grapes.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
They want to see your feet, Yes, they want to
see the toes.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yeah, I guess so there are a lot of people
out there who are turned on my toes.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I guess, you know. And if you're eighty five and
people want to see your feet, let it rip.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I'm sure that their feet still look No.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, but if that's what you like, that's what you like,
because there's nothing illegal about looking at someone's feet stomping grapes.
Does it do it for me? No, not in any way,
not one percent.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Feet are the least identifying part of her age, not.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Even the absolute hottest person on earth. What I want
to watch them stomp? Great, that's so weird because it's
just so not my thing. But it's a lot of
people's things, a lot of people. Viagra could help stop
cancer from spreading.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
They always find new uses for drugs that already exist.
And remember viagra wasn't really the drug that it is now.
It was originally a blood pressure medicine, and they realize
there's pressure somewhere else, so.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
You'd have to take it every day, which means you
would every day.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, I can read you this, and this is going
to be a bit technical, but the Wiseman Institute found
that viagra may help prevent cancer from spreading by cutting
off tumor cells access to cholesterol, which tumors need cholesterol
for energy. When viagra blocks a specific enzyme, it triggers
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a build up of a signaling molecule that blocks cholesterol
from being exported out of cancer cells, disrupting their membranes
and energy production, so they can't migrate without harming healthy cells.
They did this to mice, They did this, and they
go through the process here. But over twenty years and
five million people, including over forty thousand male cancer patients,
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showed improved five year survival rates in those taking viagra.
That is quite the sample size. I hope it works.
I hope it helps a lot of people. But it
did not answer the question do you stay happy as
you're fighting? Probably not right? There has to be something.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
And then what does it do to women?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
I stay happy?
Speaker 2 (31:29):
You know what I mean, I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, we're women included.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Because I think it just it says men here, Well,
it says twenty years of health records covering five million people,
including forty thousand male cancer patients, got it. Yeah, And
if you're going in public and like I say, you're
wearing shorts, right, but you're also fighting this, you have
to have a sign that goes, sorry, taking viagra for cancer,
don't call the cops. Yeah, Or you have to wear
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three pair of shorts.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
It's a disclaimer, or don't go out during that four No.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
If you no, you get to live your life. Just
because you're sick and you're dealing with something doesn't mean
you can't live your life. You put on extra shorts
and maybe like a bungee cable from the back of
the truck.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Is there something that could cancel that part out?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
Though?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Like if you take the viagra and it helps block
the cholesterol, but then if like you eat an orange
at the same time, because if you write another medication, yeah,
if you take something acid, it's medication. It doesn't do
I do.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Like when those breakthroughs happen, knowing they go, oh, there's
a chance that we can mitigate a lot of how
we think cancer is growing. That's good. It's just funny
because it's viagra.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah, And when the labs you know when they say
they do this with rats or whatever, like, do they
give the rats cancer?
Speaker 5 (32:49):
That's a great question.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Didn't go back that far.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Does have cancer?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
If I'm guessing, I bet Mike had looked us up.
I would bet somehow they give the rats cancer, because
I don't know that you can go and just find
cancer as mice. But I don't know. I'd never thought
about that before.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Do the rats get happy?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
I'm sure?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Well, I don't know. I think different bodies are affected
different ways. I mean I think, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
And are they wearing shorts? Three shorts?
Speaker 1 (33:15):
I don't know. You're asking me a lot of questions.
I was not prepared to answer.
Speaker 11 (33:18):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, they either give them cancer or they grow tumors
inside of the rats. People are wearing diapers at concerts.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
So that they don't want to miss anything.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
You might remember there was a story we talked about
where somebody used the bathroom in a mash pit. Yeah, yep,
And we were talking about it on the show and
we're like, oh, that's the worst marsh pit to ever
be and uh so there Noah con was talking about
this at his show that people were in diapers early
on because you get to the front.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
You don't want to leave general admission.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Olivia Rodrigo was talking about it as well, Is there
a single concert?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
No the answers I already know. The answer is, well,
you have or you would. No, there's not a single
person I want to see live or performing or doing
anything where I'm going to be that dedicated and I'm
wearing a diaper. It's not happening.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You would, though, Oh, for sure.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
I just think regardless who I don't because I don't
think there's anybody. But I don't think I could use
the bathroom in a diaper.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Number one, not number two. Number two would be trouble.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
But you would have to.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
I would leave the concert. I would lose my spot
in the front row. Yeah, if I had to do that,
because sitting with that would be the worst.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
But who would you do that? For one? As a
grown man Pearl Jam.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
But once you go to the bathroom, you can just
take it off and throw it on the ground.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
True, but he doesn't want to go to the bathroom
after the show's over.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
After the show's over, you go straight to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
So if it's a general emission Pearl Jam show, yep,
And you know you have to get there three hours
early to get that spot.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
I've done it.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Did you wear diaper?
Speaker 10 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
I I just didn't drink at those Pearl Jam shows.
I'm like, I am not drinking, so I don't have
to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
There is nobody had to wear a diaper for and
I'm not cool. That doesn't make me cool. But I
just think it'd be hard for me to use the
bathroom in a diaper. I think i'd wear diaper and
get up there and be like, oh yeah, and they'm like,
I don't know, this feels weird. I'm gonna go, guys,
I'm gonna go to that. I'd wear the diaper until
I had to go to the bathroom, and then I
just walked to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
So how do these artists know that their fans are
wearing diapers?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
They tell them, Okay, what would you want?
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I got to meet great or something?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Now you hold up to sign. Put wore a diaper
all day to get here. That's cool. And then sometimes
it may they or in dms.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
Have any of you guys peen in a diaper as
a baby, maybe when I was three, you guys, I
know that.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
But as an adult nout on.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Have you put on a diaper as an adult? No,
you act like you do.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
You're like, I know people that do.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
But is it?
Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
It's all going to be there one But I.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Don't know if like maybe when somebody had surgery or something,
I had to pean a diaper like I dribble sometimes.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
But that's Max. That's just being the dude, you.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
Know, sure part of it.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
There's a story of a guy who want twenty eight
million dollars and the title of the story he is
the downside of a twenty eight million dollar lottery win.
How do you feel about that headline?
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Oh, man makes me want to win twenty eight million dollars.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Do you think there's a downside, Lunchbox, No, there's no downside.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Downside. I mean, like, give me twenty eight million dollars
and if there's a downside, let me figure it out.
Like I mean, I will take my chances, is what
I'm saying. Like, how what is a downside?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
I'm sure of people saying, oh, can I have some money? Answers, No,
it's not that hard.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
How would you handle a multi million dollar lottery win?
Timothy Schultz was the lucky winner of twenty eight million
in Iowa, but he says it wasn't all perfect. This
is from Uni lad. He woned twenty one years old.
Oh off off a fifty cent ticket.
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Twenty one years old.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
You want twenty eight million dollars? So what did you do?
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Did you get a party?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
We found out there were leaches everywhere?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Oh people.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
He said he didn't have friends anymore because anybody you
thought was his friends just wanted money. So all his
friends were basically gone because everyone in his life wanted money.
So anybody that he thought he was close to, he
was no longer close to. Friends and family all wanted money,
and some of them would get mad. We would say no.
But then he realized, I can't really be friends with
these people because they want something from me they're not getting.
(37:18):
So that's what's up. Does that make you second guess
it at all?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
No, you can go find new friends exactly.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
You can find other regular that's not here's the deal.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
If your old friends don't want to use you for
your money, whatever, fine, you're not my friend anymore. But
you can't be showing off all your money like you
got to live life regular like you're just a regular person.
You can have all the money, then you find normal friends.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Never would I be able to live regular. I think
I could elevate it a bit and just say I
got a promotion, but you wouldn't went twenty eight million,
and which, by the way, let's just say you have
fourteen extra million. Now after taxes, you have fourteen extra
million dollars. Okay, you're not just going to stay living, sure,
not the same. You're gonna have a boat. I have
my mess. How did he get that boat? What's your answer?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Work? Dude, Hey, work hard, guys, never stop working. Follow
your dreams. I would never tell anyone I want the lottery.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Okay, lunchbox. If you want the lottery, Oh my.
Speaker 5 (38:14):
Gosh, everybody's gonna know about it, and I don't care.
You can ask me for money all you want.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
No, then you won't have friends.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
No I will because the same friends that I had.
Guess what, like, I'm gonna still have the same friends.
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
No, that's his point that all the friends that he
had were going, hey, I want money, and he guys know,
and then they want to be his friends anymore, because like,
you have all this money, and you're giving me anything,
so we're not we're not friends.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Okay, so you're not gonna have any friends.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
I will find friends. There's other rich people in the
world that don't need me to buy them everything.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
Oh, you're gonna be friends with rich people.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, exactly, because you know what your new money exactly.
We don't like new money.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
That's fine whatever.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
We I don't e a grab Mary the newest of money.
I'm the newest and newest of money. I think it's
interesting because he's not saying cry for me. He's just
saying there's really hard parts to it that people don't understand.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
I mean, that's just perspective.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Well, yeah, hard parts were being rich is so hard.
Let me tell you.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
I will take We would all take it. There's nobody.
There's nobody that wouldn't take it. I always find those
stories interesting though, when people go you think you just
have a lot of money in life. It's perfect, But
here are the hard parts of it. But I think
the parts that aren't hard are way better. Though that's
at all hard. That would be crazy. Just be handed
fourteen million dollars at twenty one years old, And I
mean twenty one, it's over gone that anymore. Yeah, no,
(39:31):
I'm thirty. I'm back to normal. No way, not you.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
You would be very responsible with it, Yeah, exactly, But
everybody's not me.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
I'm just saying generally, Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
I think i'd be dead.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Honestly, probably would not be here if.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
I have that.
Speaker 9 (39:49):
Oh yeah, that's like, what kind of party?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
What kind of not amy?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
You're so young, you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
One, You're never You're not like a drug guy.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
If I had all money, because you never go to work,
you would never have to go to work.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
This was what you would be. A guy in Minnesota's
charge for using homemade spikes and putting in his front
yard to keep kids off his lawn. What a According
to the complaint, one of the neighbors called police. He
was yelling at the kids stay off the yard. When
they got there, they saw a long piece of thick
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plastic with forty thirty with forty three inch screws sticking
up from the plastic. That's crazy. Officers noticed bicycle tracks
in the yard and appeared that children would ride through
the yard and so he was using that to pop
their tires. Dang, what if kids that were always in
your yard, and you do work on your yard and
it's green and it's perfect, and people are always walking
through it and will not stop walking through it. What
(40:46):
do you do?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
It's frustrating.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
Do you do a strip like the cops?
Speaker 2 (40:49):
You put signs?
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Okay, but what if you have signs up and also
signs kind of ruin the aesthetic?
Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, it really does. It really takes away from the gardening.
I mean, we had this guy named Ray that lived
in our neighborhood. He lived on the corner lot between
me and four horshouse, and we'd cut through his yard
all the time. He started chasing those and then he
got a video camera and we'd sit there and film
us to make sure we weren't doing anything in his yard.
Called the cops saying we were peeping Tom's. I mean,
he tried everything, got the bus stop mood from his
corner because he was so annoyed with us going in
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his yard. Gosh, what a chirt.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I can understand, but that is unsafe. The screws. You
can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
Sin by.
Speaker 12 (41:27):
Ananymous Sinbo's a question to me, Hello, Bobby Bones, My
mother in law is insulting and manipulative.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Somehow, she only doesn't when nobody else is around. If
anyone else is nearby, she is pleasant, which makes me
sound paranoid when I talk about it. After years of this,
I have started to avoid her. I've tried explaining it
to my husband over and over, but he thinks I'm
exaggerating or imagine it.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
This one issue has created a crack between us. It's
getting bigger.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Am I wrong for refusing to spend time with my
mother in law when my husband doesn't believe there's a
problem signed mother in law problems?
Speaker 4 (42:12):
I feel like the problem is your husband doesn't believe you.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Yeah, the fact that he's like saying you're imagining it,
that would hurt me so much.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
As the wife. You're now the first round draft pick
over the mom.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
I think some dudes don't feel that way, and that
creates a very unhealthy dynamic in a relationship because if
your mom is still number one and your wife is
number two, that's crazy. That's the problem here is that
you're not his number one pick. Also, you have to
create boundaries, and if your boundaries you don't want to
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be around here as much, then that's you have to
do that for your own mental health. And then also
the other thing I would say is you have to learn,
because you're gonna have to be around her some just
to not take it personal. Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
It's just a freaking rubber at all talking to you.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
It does not matter going in how she's gonna be
and when she is that you're not surprised by it
and you're not hurt by it, although you still will
be sometimes. That's the mindset going in.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
And it sounds to me like if you just got
to limit your time alone with her because in front
of other people she behaves fine, so joy, she is
the greatest aa, So like, just make sure you're never
alone with her.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Yeah, So I think here's our collective plan. Try as
hard as you can not to be alone with her.
Now that that may not always happen, but okay boom.
The other one is understand that what she says can't
and won't hurt you because you're not going to allow it.
Speaker 4 (43:32):
To because you already expect it. That's two.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Three. The problem is your husband does not hold you
in higher regard than his mom. That's the real problem here.
And I don't know what you're gonna do to fix that.
Probably nothing at this point, but I think fundamentally that's
what would hurt me the most, more than any of
the mother in law stuff. It's that your husband has
you a second pick same So I'm sorry that's happening
to you. That would be our advice in that situation.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
Anything, I'm forgetting No, I feel like this is the
this is the only direction at the moment short of
just cutting her out completely, and then at that point
you might have to cut your husband off.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
If that happens, that's it. It's the only way you're
gonna get her ouse if you cut him out right.
And that's a decision for far far down the road
to you get there.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Thank you for the email. I hope that works for you.
Speaker 8 (44:18):
Close it up, Wake up, Wake up in the morning,
and it's on the radio and the Dodgs on time.
Ready lunchbox, more game to Steve red out.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
It's trying to put you through the box. He's running
this week's next bit. The Bobby's on the box, so
you knowing this the Bobby Ball. Now time for the
Morning Corny.
Speaker 3 (44:54):
Morning, Corny who invented the first airplane that wouldn't fly.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Wrong?
Speaker 4 (44:59):
Brothers Yeah, that's a funny one.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
That's good. That was the morning corny.
Speaker 4 (45:09):
I should have steal your thunder like that.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
I know it's sort of shifted. I just I say it.
You repeat the question, I give the answer.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Do you want me to stop doing that?
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Because I thought that was funny and I just said it,
Uh whatever, it's your show. No, no, but it's your joke.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Okay, doing it now.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
I'll do a better job.
Speaker 4 (45:25):
That's on me.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
I'll do a better job. I just thought the Wrong
Brothers was super funny. And also I like to think
about it for a second. But that's a good one.
And sometimes we give you crap when it's not good.
Oh yeah you do, that's a good Oh okay, well's.
Speaker 3 (45:35):
So I can appreciate when it's good. Hi voicemail, Hey
Bobby and shows from Tampa. Hey, I just put a
quick question. My job actually had us recently all take
the Enneagram test to basically better understand how we work
with each other and to help each other communicate better.
Speaker 8 (45:55):
So I was just wondering too, any.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Of you know what your inneagram number is? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
What the show of all the weird things that you
can look up and take a test and be quizzed on.
And this is the one that I actually think is
quite real and also effective and learning about someone interesting. Yeah,
this is the one. Yeah, this is I don't think
it's perfect, but I think it's the most perfect anything
perfect Wrigley Field, late Spring where it's not called yeah yeah,
(46:23):
night game, Yeah, playoffs.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
It is kind of a big deal that you're you.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
It's not voodoo magic. I just think that I'm not
even into it. I just I believe I'm an eight.
I'm a challenger.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
He's an eight. I'm even gonna challenge me talking to
him about how he kind of believes in it, you.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Know at your point, right, Yes, I'm a challenger. I
don't like bullies. I'm going to challenge anything that I
don't feel like is being accurate or honest.
Speaker 7 (46:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yeah, I'm a challenger hardcore. We won't do wings, just
like right off, it's like the one that you're almost it.
Speaker 3 (46:58):
Okay kind yeah, but your wing I don't think is
a seven.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
No, my wing is a one.
Speaker 4 (47:03):
A perfectionist.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, I can see that, but I'm not. I don't
want to do wings.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
What if, Like a lot of times, it could be
close to the eight, but you don't even wing seven
at all. They're not like an outgoing I always have
to have something on the calendar kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
No, I hate things on the calendar, but they're everywhere,
and I'm not outgoing. I'm an eight. I'm a challenger, obviously,
I'm a challenger.
Speaker 7 (47:24):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I have tested, like actually in person with the enneagram,
Like they asked me the questions and I verbalized.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Flex yours a real no.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
But I'll struggle person.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
I struggle with accepting the answer. That's what I was saying.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
I was a three, so you would be at the achiever.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Why do you challenging that?
Speaker 4 (47:46):
No, I know, I would say, why do you struggle
with that?
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Just some other people that have said there are three,
I feel very I'm like, wow, they do way more
than I do. So then I feel like I don't
achieve enough to fit into the three category.
Speaker 1 (48:05):
If I were going to guess on you, I would
have guessed that you were a ten. There is no
is that the doodler? It's a new one the time
you do that, Yeah, I would know.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I don't know, that's not me. I'm not a ten.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Did you guys? You have taken it.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
I've taken it. But I've had a nine before, and.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
I've had a two before, so I could see being
a nine.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
A peacemaker nine. Yeah, that's kind of the one that
I think I am. What's a two? Because I've gotten
me before to help her? I like to help.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
You can still like to help.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
I think you're a nine. I like to help too,
But I'm a challenger.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
You could be a nine with a two.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
Is there a people pleaser fet that?
Speaker 4 (48:45):
Kind of the peacemaker? That's what you are?
Speaker 1 (48:47):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Yes, because you you sacrifice sometimes your own feelings, like
just to keep the piece. But there's pros and cons
to each, like you've got like the nine has strengths
and weaknesses or however you want to it.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, the weak weaknesses. It says selling sauce at an
accurate price. Thank you?
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Sorry, buddy?
Speaker 1 (49:06):
Uh much?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Watch you ever taking this?
Speaker 5 (49:08):
I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 4 (49:09):
Okay, Like, I don't even know how to spell that.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yours is eleven? Rage?
Speaker 3 (49:13):
No, it's stopped making stuff up.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
There's nothing. There's nothing after nine. I'm not going to
give them one.
Speaker 4 (49:20):
I'm not going to guess, so I just made one up?
Speaker 3 (49:21):
Did you I wonder, wait, what's four again?
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Four would be the individualist, he may be five DS
the Now that's investigator. I thought it was definitely him. Anyway, Yeah,
we've that's.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Us, that's us.
Speaker 3 (49:36):
We should all do it together. Bring someone in.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
You just want us all to do something together.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
I test because I feel like you're okay, okay, you're
challenging my three.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
Just like I was challenging, challenging anything. We'll meet you,
do you not think of it? Seventy seven pm tonight,
we'll meet you b W three's and we'll all do this.
We'll be there.
Speaker 4 (49:55):
We'll be there, get there before us to set it
all up.
Speaker 1 (49:57):
Okay, we're a little late.
Speaker 4 (49:58):
Just just wait for us, no problem.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
One final thing I want to say is there some
people around me a little bit since I hired a
witch from Metsy cast that spell for me, and.
Speaker 4 (50:11):
You guys, you can be upset.
Speaker 1 (50:14):
You can go, oh, you're messing with black magic and
you're messing with the religion and the Lord.
Speaker 4 (50:20):
And I don't feel I am. In the same way
that I've said.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
If someone brought a Wiji board and I don't think
it's real so it's fun, I'd play it I'd probably
cheat and move it around to say stuff. Another example
for all the people that are messaging me, ever opened
to fortune cookie and read the fortune and been like, oh,
this is fun and cool. Did you actually think that
ancient Eastern fortune tellers were predicting your fortune through that cookie?
Speaker 2 (50:47):
Did you know?
Speaker 1 (50:49):
You know why?
Speaker 4 (50:50):
Because it's fun, it's goofy. It's not real. What I
did is a fortune cookie.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
I think it's a little different.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
Well, I had to know it's a fortune cook.
Speaker 4 (51:02):
It is, because I don't believe it's real. There are
people that would believe in ancient.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Times, and if you opened a cookie, there were lots
of messages that were in there, put in there by
the spirits.
Speaker 4 (51:10):
That message said something about what your life is going
to be.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
If you believed that, you believed it, it was part
of your heart and soul, that was part of your
belief system. I don't believe that this on Etsy, when
I said, do this spell for me, by the way,
just for the bit, it's a fortune cookie.
Speaker 4 (51:27):
To me, it is in no way real. It is cosplay.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
But nowadays you go to a Chinese restaurant and you
pay for your dinner and they give you a fortune cookie.
We're not going to a store and saying I need
a fortune cookie to find out my fortune.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Well that's what you're doing. No, I didn't go. The
story was handed to me. You went to Through the
Spirits and then I went to Etsy, which I buy
a lot of stuff, some stuff from ets.
Speaker 4 (51:50):
You not a lot, but enough.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Look you sent me the video. Do you see it
on my phone anymore?
Speaker 4 (51:55):
It was so over the top it looked fake.
Speaker 3 (51:57):
And no, I deleted it because I didn't want it
was freaking me. I didn't want it for your phone.
It was very dark and creepy, and so I just wanted.
Speaker 4 (52:06):
It off my phone. But completely fair for you to
do that.
Speaker 3 (52:10):
But I would say, I'm excited to see what happens
with your career.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
I'm scared for you. I'm not. I'm hoping it works,
but I don't think it will because I don't believe it.
So what if it does, then you know what, consider
me a fortu cookie. I'm going next to get some
port of cookies because we're in So that's my response
to that, and I will continue to let you guys
know if I get any big job offer or opportunities
in the next ninety days or so.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
Okay, there's the day.
Speaker 9 (52:37):
Bobby bone showad Sorry up today.
Speaker 5 (52:40):
This story comes us from Miami, Florida. A thirty two
year old woman and a guy. We're in the back
of an uber, you know, and she starts to open
a beer and he's like, no, no, no, you can't
open a beer. I don't want to ruin my rating.
She's like, no, no, no, I can drink a beer
back here. He's like no, no, no, and he grabs
the beer from her and won't let her open it.
So she reaches in her pockets the pairs of scissors bam,
(53:01):
and starts stabbing him.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
Oh oh my god.
Speaker 11 (53:05):
So she's already a little she didn't need another beer,
saying like that wasn't the need for another beer? Oh
my god, I getting stabbed with scissors sounds like the
hair just thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Okay, I'm lunchbox.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
That's your Bonehead story of the day, all right, voicemail.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
I heard Bobby couldn't get into the studio and Eddie
said he was there with a family. He couldn't get
into the studio. So my question is, how is it
that two of the main people can't get in but
lunchbox could get in with his kids on the weekend
to goof around with everything just interesting. He found a
way to get in, and you guys couldn't. I'd ask
(53:41):
him about that. Love the show, all.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Right, we're asking you about that.
Speaker 5 (53:45):
It's easy. You have an app on your phone that
you have to use. You zap it and you get in.
It's really pretty easy. You download it. We all were
supposed to download it when we moved to this building.
So that's it.
Speaker 1 (53:55):
Yeah, I have it. I couldn't get in.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
I have it, I can't get out.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, sometimes it just doesn't work. You know, you hold
it there and it just doesn't work.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
Yeah. Yeah, but that's the answer. I don't know. I
don't know. Did you come on a weekday now it's weekend.
Speaker 5 (54:11):
Because we came back from the weekend. Eddie complained about
his cameras.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
They're all messed up because your kids hit all the
camera button.
Speaker 5 (54:16):
I mean, okay, so they would turn to the right
or left. Eddie just hits left and they're back to
the middle.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
You're not supposed to hit button. It doesn't matter. I
can't do this, not that hard. It's not difficult to
hit recenter. You don't even know how to hit the button.
You don't even know you're talking about it. You don't
know how to run it button. Okay, uh, thank you
for the voicemail. We don't know either, but you can
leave us a voicemail, ask us a question at any time.
We love to hear from you. Just hit us up
eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, especially as the show
(54:43):
is ending. Obviously we can't be able to answer the phones,
but anything. If you're listening on the podcast, leave us
a voicemail, ask us a question if you have one.
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