March 7, 2026 • 17 mins
Morgan and Lunchbox answer all the listener questions about the Top Shelf Country Cruise!! From who got the drunkest and who’s enjoying themselves the most to travel routines and Lunchbox’s real feelings about his stateroom.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's listener Q and daytime.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, Lunchbox, we are doing some listener Q and
a A. It's time from the Middle of the Ocean.
We are on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, radio Lunchbox on Instagram if you want to see
what's going on on this cruise. I've been documenting like
a madman.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, and out what grow Morgan?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Both of us have Yeah, I know. I'm just saying
I'm just letting them right now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
In at Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, we are going to
just kind of dive in through a bunch of questions.
How's that sound like?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sounds great?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right? Does Lunchbox still shave his legs and kind
of looks like it from photos? What did you ever
shave your legs?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Never in my life have I shaved my leg.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you don't have harry legs?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I have hair on my legs?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did you just blonde?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know. I've never been asked that in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I somebody said that there is hair on his legs.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I've never shaved him in my life, so I don't
know what that question is do you still shave your legs?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh? That was a crazy way. Did not like that
feeling on my body? What we are hitting some man? No,
the boat is rocking.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Everything is shaped because people are walking by.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, that's not yeah. Why okay, Well, I'm glad you
don't shave your legs. Apparently somebody thought you used to
be like a runner track star, and the reason is
because you shaved your legs.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I never shaved my legs. When I ran, I was
really fast, but I didn't shave my legs. But imagine
if I would have shaved my legs, I probably could
have running four twenty mile. That'd have been amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Who got the drunkest so far? I think we both
have the same answer. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
One? Two? Three? Ah? Oh? You meet of the show members?
I was like, I don't know their name, but they
were passed out. There was a listener passed out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
In the well.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They were in the opus when the radio what do
they call rodeo Disco? They were playing, Uh, there's a
dude just sprawled out on the chairs, passed out drunk.
I mean, so I would say that was the drunkest
but ray out of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, definitely out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But that's not really saying much. I mean Ray literally
has three drinks and he's hammered, like we were in
Key West and he had like four dreams. He's like,
I don't even remember taking the golf cart back.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm like, what, how is He didn't say that to me.
He's like, are you sure we got it back? I
was like, yes, Ray, we were all there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, we were there. Dude, you were there too. We
like you got to stop.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey, we're in a different podcast with this, you can't
reference something from the first podcast. Lunchbugs is yelling at
a lady who keeps walking around the track.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
She's been walking for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Do you guys have any particular travel routines? Lunchboxes forgets
things and he packs it in one small bag.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What do you mean travel routine?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, like anything you do in particular while traveling.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, well, I don't even know. Because you go to
different places, you can't do the same thing. I've never
been on a ship like this, so I've never I mean, no,
I don't have a routine. I packed my bags about
an hour before I'm supposed to leave. That's my routine.
And My theory is if it doesn't fit in a bag,
you don't need it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't feel like that's how it works, because then
you had to buy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So no, no, I needed screen. It could have fit
in the bag, but I thought it would explode on
the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why did you think that?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Because the pressure. You're not allowed to bring spray sun
screen on a plane, it'll explode one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's never one of the ones that they ask, you know,
when you're at the aerosol can Oh, I guess that's true.
I've never brought spray, though I normally have like lotion.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I don't do the lotion.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You just do the spray. It's quick because you have
carry legs.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's quicker and easier. And I need you, know, you
to spray it on my back and so I know
you're not gonna want to rub the lotion on my back.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean you may you may want to, but I
can't allow you to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, I'm good. I'm very much appreciate you doing a spray. Okay,
that's there. I don't think I have any particular travel
routines either.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't think I do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I mean I mean I have like tsa prejeg so
I try and show up as late as I possibly
can and just scoot on in there.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, it's not a routine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's just well, there's people who will show up, like
we got there when I got to the airport. You
had gother even later than I did. But when I
got to the airport, Bay and Ray were already there.
Scuba and his wife are already there, and I was like
forty five minutes until we were about to board.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I was thirty minutes still boarding.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, and they were both there like an hour and
a half before me.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, Scuba got there two and a half hours early
because he got a massage and a pedicure. Ray was
there three hours early because Ray is the most wound
up tight guy I've ever met in my life. He's
going to have a heart attack my seventy two. Yeah.
So no, I don't have any travel routines. I mean,
just have a good time, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, I try, you know, I've really tried, and it
doesn't even still work. But I'll try and play outfits
for every day. So then I don't pack a lot.
But then I still had two check backs.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So yeah, I mean, I guess my routine is make
sure everybody has fun, because I mean, my new nickname
on this cruise has been King of the Cruise. Everybody's been.
There's the King of the Cruise, there's King of the Cruise.
I've been with you a lot, and guys, I didn't
know that was my new nickname. But thanks for that.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I have not heard that one time.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I don't know. You must not be listening, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What I've heard, though, King of the Cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Of the crews.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't think it's you.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's pretty nice. I really appreciate that, guys on the.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Cruise ship, since it's been really human in windy What
products were you using for your curly hair? You saw
my my crazy curls, the natural curls I did from
the ocean, oh, qy West.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, I didn't know that was because I thought
that was just natural.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Don't it was. That's what I was about to say.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's not humidity.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's like when your hair it gets humid and windy,
your hair kind of does all crazy things. Oh you know,
you wouldn't know. You don't really have like long hair.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, I don't know any I haven't using any products
for the humidity. I'm just gonna go in all naturalal
and it seems to be working for me.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I use like an anti Fritz spray, but then
my natural curls. It was just straight up ocean sea
salt water, and that's I just let it be what
it was, So I don't really have a lot of tips.
There is the lunchbox still complaining about his room.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, I haven't complained as much because I mean, we're
already on the ship, so I can't complain anymore. I mean,
there's nothing to complain about. It is what it is.
We are, you know, nine days into this cruise, and
it's not going to change, so there's no point in
complaining anymore. I'll be honest. I didn't realize on the
cruise you're not in your room that much. Yeah, I
didn't realize that. And it's big enough to you know,
(06:08):
go to bed, take a shower. I will say that
if I was a couple on the cruise ship, I'd
complain about the size of the shower because you can't
both get in there at the same time. That kind
of sucks.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That feels like a weird complaint.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yep, Okay, Well, I mean you're never get in the
shower with.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Your f you just want to be really close and
uptime personal anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So yeah, but I mean it's not I mean you
can't be enjoyable in there.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay. Which cast member is enjoying the cruise the most?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like it. Probably, No. No, you can complain
a lot. You want to take naps and you want
to eat all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I say I'm sleepy. Okay, that's ok same.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That is the exact same thing, the saying I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's it's the tude that goes with it. You're just like, oh,
I'm so tired. I just want to nap, I don't
want to do anything, and I'm like, I'm sleepy. It's different.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, no, no, just because you say I'm sleepy and you
have a mouse voice doesn't mean it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It is a little less aggressive.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's all about the two in the tone.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But yeah, I mean I'm pretty much dominating this cruise.
Morgan goes to bed early. I stayed up till two am,
so you usually have.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
To do a him one night three other night we've
gone to be same to night.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That is literally true. Maybe we've been hanging out together
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Maybe you're right. I don't know, but yeah, I think
I'm pretty much dominating it. I mean I would say, Ray,
you would say that because of what he's drinking, but
the stress that comes with him, I don't know if
he's enjoying it at all.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's right, true.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I mean, he got like we were doing the show
from the cruise ship and he doesn't even have to
do anything, like he can't control any buttons or anything.
He still came in this room two and a half
hours early for no reason.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He did that? Did happen? Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll be right back with some more questions.
All right, good things only lunchbox. What has been our
favorite part of the cruise so far?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh? Man, the beach in Nassau was great. The casino
has been a lot of fun. The blackjack tournament, oh tequila,
sunrise bingo, Oh my gosh, fantastic. There were so many people.
It was a great job, great time. And then also
Keith Urban phenomenal. Fuh nominal spell it with me, fu nominal.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Why do you keep doing that? You did that with
beautiful too.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, spell it with me.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't want to spell it with you. I would
agree with Keith there. But that was like just such
a unique experience to see the cruise ship. On one side,
you're down, you're watching Keith Urban. There's only like two thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
People, right, You're never gonna see Keith Keith ub Uben
been weird from down Under. You're never gonna see him
with so few people. Yeah, that was what was real cool.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, and he was like really up close and personal
with a lot. He moved in the crowd and it
was even just fun to watch. We came back to
the boat halfway through and we were watching it from
a balcony, which is cool too.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I talked to somebody there like we were front row.
Keith oh is a Regina, the guy from Vagina, Culton
from Reagina and his girl uh cj uh. They said,
we're up close. He was sweating on us. Oh my gosh,
the sweat was dripping on us. I'm like, okay, thriving
and she said her neck hurt from looking up at him.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, that was fun and I will say, like my
Carrio doing the karaoke thing has been so much fun
for me. Yeah, Like the people are partying down there.
It's like the end of the night, so people are
just like letting loose. Everybody's dancing and vibing together. So
karaoke has been fun. I am excited to do my
bingo though.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like that is going to be fun. Uh do you
get seasick? I do lunchbox dozing.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, I don't even notice.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You haven't been phased at all. I've been wanting to
patch every single day, and I've taken drama. I mean
like two or three times a day.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I feel like it's just walking on land. Man, I
don't notice the waves.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's so wild. Like as much as you do get sick,
that you're not.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't get sick that often, guys. You guys are
exaggerating how often I get sick.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But you do get sick, so like normally, like you
just more susceptible.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Maybe no, that's germ.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, so you're more susceptible to the things.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The boat this the rocking of a boat is not germs,
that's true. It's not like germs from kids. When you
have kids, if you ever do, I'm going to tell
you what you are going to regret ever talking about
how much I got sick, because you are going to
get sick so freaking much.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, but correct me if I'm wrong. Really, where it's like,
where it gets sick is when they're in like daycare
or school, because that's where they're bringing it home from.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But if like they're you know, you stay home with them,
maybe you don't get it sick. Is that is that?
Could that be accurate?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean, I don't know. If you even go out
in public, I figure they pick up the germs because
kids are petry dishes and they stick their hands and
the dishes petrie.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, yeah I do. I do. I've been getting really sick.
I'm currently because we're so close to Biminy. We're only
going like six miles an hour, and it's making me
very sick that we're going slow. I wish we were
just hitting it and I'd be a lot better.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm good like a champ.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah. Yeah, And that's I think that's why that vodka
shop really did me in because I was already and
then yeah, that do it. It's not been avoiding dreaming
too much. We don't need me seasick and drunk both
haven't been happening. Have you guys been getting noticed by
any fans? Yeah, Dustin, no.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
None, Dustin, none whatsoever? Man Like we've been walking around
the boat carefree, not taking a single picture. Man.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh yeah, no, we've talked to everybody who wants to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Uh, Dustin, Let's just put it this way, man, I've
taken six and thirty two pictures. I've counted.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
What did you love about cruisining that you weren't expecting
to love? This from Lindsay and Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't know. I mean, just it's crazy. There's always
stuff going on, Like this woman has been walking for
two hours.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now, stop paying attention.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Just the woman can't help I can't help it. Now
I'm gonna see her out in the ship and I'll
be like, girl, you need to stop walking. I don't know,
I think all of it. I thought it's anything miserable,
and I don't know, it's been great.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, I mean there wasn't really anything that I wasn't
not suspecting of because I've been on cruses before. So
it was about on bar. I think the cooler thing
about this one is that there's been country music everywhere, yeah,
which has been fun. Like live music is happening all
the time. That's unusual than a typical cruise. Normally you
have like DJs and music playing over speakers. This has
a little bit more live atmosphere to it. So I
(12:17):
think that's been really fun about this one. We've got Oh,
how has he continually led us lunchbox fans down at
easy trivia? He's gotten worse and worse.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
What? Yeah, that's the question from who.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, that's from same O Shaw, So I think it's
Sam Sam o'shawmn.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Look man, let's just say that. Yeah. Uh, you know,
he gave her good days and your bad days. It happens.
And they keep giving me superhero trivia and I don't
know anything about superheroes. I don't watch that crap. So
maybe I need to watch and make my kids watch
The Avengers and all that so I can learn about
these people. Because they know when they want to eliminate me,
(12:56):
and they go, next category is going to be superheroes. Well,
you know, lunch's going to be out. Let's just notice
that they like to go to superheroes when I'm in
the game. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Why didn't your significant others go on the trip?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Because I have three kids, and my three kids cannot
watch themselves. As much as I think a seven year
old could get to school on time by himself and
get his brother there, I don't know if they could
handle the four year old.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, and my fiance had to work, and honestly, we
were like debating it, like is it really worth him
taking off work when I have to still work a bunch?
We'd rather go on a vacation together when I don't
have to work a bunch and he's watching the girls.
Truck's his favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But guess that's why.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Those are why. And maybe next year we'll figure it
out where they both can come.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My wife will not come next year.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yea all think so?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I'll tell you right now, we have three kids.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That fact never changes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, that fact never changed much.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Fucks did say he's really glad my fiance didn't come
because he'd be really bored.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my gosh, I would have no one to hang
out with. Awkward.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Best thing y'all had to eat. Shannon from North Carolina.
We gotta feel like, what are some of the best
food drinks tree you both have had on the Crucifar.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh, well, the pina coladas have been delicious. I mean
they really have. They really are tasting magnificent.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And the ice cream, the ice cream is like my thing.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Ice served. Yeah, I know Gelato. She has been ordering
room service ice cream every night.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, I go and get it myself. At least I
do a little few steps to go get it. French
fries with the ice cream, though, in particular, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Every time you do that. I want to smack the
French fry.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
And you know what, the grill has the best French
fries because they're in like a little boat form and
they're perfect for scooping with ice cream.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Disgusting.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So good, Okay, we're gonna wrap this up. We have
one more question, but I am going to do two
quick shout outs. We had somebody who said, I'm so
glad you both stayed on board. You're doing a great job.
And we and somebody else said, you two are the funniest,
great content from you both. It looks like you guys
are having a blast. So now I will end it
on this What is the funniest thing that has happened
(14:53):
on the crew so far?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh? Man? Oh the drunk girl getting on stage with
Scotty mccr. He was pretty funny because he was doing
this tribute to his wife and it was like, oh
my gosh, so cute. He was like, I love her,
She's my best friend. And he was like, and this
is her favorite song that I've ever written. And he
starts to play it and this girl comes out and
starts dancing. I'm like, oh my god, that's his wife.
(15:17):
It wasn't his wife. It was just some random drug
grow on in the crowd. That was funny. And then
also tequila bingo. This woman got a work call from
her work while she was on the cruise and I
answered it and they were like, hey, whatever her name was,
and I was like, yeah, she's not here right now
because she quits and I quit her job for her,
(15:38):
and then I hung.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Out, I need to know if she's okay, you know,
I need an update on her. She's still employed.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I thought that was really funny.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
That is funny. Me hitting the guy with the duck
was good. I went on stage with Ray and we
were doing an intro out on the pool deck and
I brought some ducks with me high where suppos a
hive up the crowd before Keith a bit and I
brought some ducks with me to throw him out to
an ostrow and out. Everybody was like wanting them and
I threw it in one direction and there was a
guy sleeping and I just chucked it right at him
on accident, hit him right in the chest. He woke
(16:05):
up like what just happened?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh he was asleep, that's messed up.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Everybody was laughing, but I don't think he was. I
need to make sure he's okay if I can find him.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah. I thought the Q and A, the Bobby Bone
Show Q and A was really funny.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Of course you thought that was funny.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That was like all you It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I enjoyed my shot in that Q and aol that
was good. And then the other funny one was us
So Lunchbox and I were when we were out at Nasau.
We were coming back to the boat and we needed
to get in by a certain time and we saw
two buses like drive by us and we looked at
each other like, oh, that's full of a bunch of people.
We need to beat them so we can get on
the boat in time.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I didn't want to wait in line, like you know
how people had to wait to get back on a
cruise ship. They have to check your ID, scan you in.
It's like, oh my god, it's gonna be thirty five
minutes and we have to wait behind all those people.
We ran and ran and ran.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hurt and he the whole time was complaining like, oh
I'm hurting number and I can't run. I was like,
we gotta go. We can get stuck behind these people.
Well fast forward. I ran in to Parmale and they
were like, we saw you in lunch running by our buses.
It's Parmally in the buzzes. It was not people on
the on the ship. So we were running to beat
Parmally on the ship. Yeah, so that's pretty funny too.
(17:13):
But that wraps us up all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Anything else you get it, Thank you Radio Lunchbox, on
Instagram and on TikTok and everything else that's mine.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You tell them. Web Girl Morgan, thank you, and you
can follow the show too. We post some stuff up
there at Bobby Bone Show and we're going to get
out of here. Thanks for asking questions. If you're on
the cruise, thanks for being on the cruise. And if
you're thinking about booking for next year, you should. It's
a great time. There is already Riley Green's been announced,
so it'll be a fun tell all right, getting out
of here.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Bye guys, Bye. That's the best bits of the week
with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out
the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show
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Speaker 2 (17:53):
To submit your listener questions for next week's episode.
Best Bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's listener Q and daytime.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
We're Morgan in a show member answer almost all your questions.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, Lunchbox, we are doing some listener Q and
a A. It's time from the Middle of the Ocean.
We are on the cruise.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, radio Lunchbox on Instagram if you want to see
what's going on on this cruise. I've been documenting like
a madman.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, and out what grow Morgan?
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Both of us have Yeah, I know. I'm just saying
I'm just letting them right now.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
In at Bobby Bone Show. Yeah, we are going to
just kind of dive in through a bunch of questions.
How's that sound like?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Sounds great?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
All right? Does Lunchbox still shave his legs and kind
of looks like it from photos? What did you ever
shave your legs?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Never in my life have I shaved my leg.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you don't have harry legs?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I have hair on my legs?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Did you just blonde?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know. I've never been asked that in my life.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I somebody said that there is hair on his legs.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I've never shaved him in my life, so I don't
know what that question is do you still shave your legs?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh? That was a crazy way. Did not like that
feeling on my body? What we are hitting some man? No,
the boat is rocking.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Everything is shaped because people are walking by.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, that's not yeah. Why okay, Well, I'm glad you
don't shave your legs. Apparently somebody thought you used to
be like a runner track star, and the reason is
because you shaved your legs.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I never shaved my legs. When I ran, I was
really fast, but I didn't shave my legs. But imagine
if I would have shaved my legs, I probably could
have running four twenty mile. That'd have been amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Who got the drunkest so far? I think we both
have the same answer. Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
One? Two? Three? Ah? Oh? You meet of the show members?
I was like, I don't know their name, but they
were passed out. There was a listener passed out.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
In the well.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
They were in the opus when the radio what do
they call rodeo Disco? They were playing, Uh, there's a
dude just sprawled out on the chairs, passed out drunk.
I mean, so I would say that was the drunkest
but ray out of the show.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, definitely out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But that's not really saying much. I mean Ray literally
has three drinks and he's hammered, like we were in
Key West and he had like four dreams. He's like,
I don't even remember taking the golf cart back.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm like, what, how is He didn't say that to me.
He's like, are you sure we got it back? I
was like, yes, Ray, we were all there.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, we were there. Dude, you were there too. We
like you got to stop.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Hey, we're in a different podcast with this, you can't
reference something from the first podcast. Lunchbugs is yelling at
a lady who keeps walking around the track.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
She's been walking for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Do you guys have any particular travel routines? Lunchboxes forgets
things and he packs it in one small bag.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What do you mean travel routine?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, like anything you do in particular while traveling.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, well, I don't even know. Because you go to
different places, you can't do the same thing. I've never
been on a ship like this, so I've never I mean, no,
I don't have a routine. I packed my bags about
an hour before I'm supposed to leave. That's my routine.
And My theory is if it doesn't fit in a bag,
you don't need it.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't feel like that's how it works, because then
you had to buy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So no, no, I needed screen. It could have fit
in the bag, but I thought it would explode on
the plane.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Why did you think that?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Because the pressure. You're not allowed to bring spray sun
screen on a plane, it'll explode one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's never one of the ones that they ask, you know,
when you're at the aerosol can Oh, I guess that's true.
I've never brought spray, though I normally have like lotion.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Yeah, I don't do the lotion.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
You just do the spray. It's quick because you have
carry legs.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
It's quicker and easier. And I need you, know, you
to spray it on my back and so I know
you're not gonna want to rub the lotion on my back.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean you may you may want to, but I
can't allow you to do that.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
No, I'm good. I'm very much appreciate you doing a spray. Okay,
that's there. I don't think I have any particular travel
routines either.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, I don't think I do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I mean I mean I have like tsa prejeg so
I try and show up as late as I possibly
can and just scoot on in there.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, it's not a routine.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's just well, there's people who will show up, like
we got there when I got to the airport. You
had gother even later than I did. But when I
got to the airport, Bay and Ray were already there.
Scuba and his wife are already there, and I was like
forty five minutes until we were about to board.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, I was thirty minutes still boarding.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, and they were both there like an hour and
a half before me.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Oh, Scuba got there two and a half hours early
because he got a massage and a pedicure. Ray was
there three hours early because Ray is the most wound
up tight guy I've ever met in my life. He's
going to have a heart attack my seventy two. Yeah.
So no, I don't have any travel routines. I mean,
just have a good time, that's what I do.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, I try, you know, I've really tried, and it
doesn't even still work. But I'll try and play outfits
for every day. So then I don't pack a lot.
But then I still had two check backs.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
So yeah, I mean, I guess my routine is make
sure everybody has fun, because I mean, my new nickname
on this cruise has been King of the Cruise. Everybody's been.
There's the King of the Cruise, there's King of the Cruise.
I've been with you a lot, and guys, I didn't
know that was my new nickname. But thanks for that.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I have not heard that one time.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I don't know. You must not be listening, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
What I've heard, though, King of the Cruise.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Of the crews.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't think it's you.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
It's pretty nice. I really appreciate that, guys on the.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Cruise ship, since it's been really human in windy What
products were you using for your curly hair? You saw
my my crazy curls, the natural curls I did from
the ocean, oh, qy West.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh yeah, I didn't know that was because I thought
that was just natural.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Don't it was. That's what I was about to say.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
That's not humidity.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It's like when your hair it gets humid and windy,
your hair kind of does all crazy things. Oh you know,
you wouldn't know. You don't really have like long hair.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, I don't know any I haven't using any products
for the humidity. I'm just gonna go in all naturalal
and it seems to be working for me.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, I use like an anti Fritz spray, but then
my natural curls. It was just straight up ocean sea
salt water, and that's I just let it be what
it was, So I don't really have a lot of tips.
There is the lunchbox still complaining about his room.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
No, I haven't complained as much because I mean, we're
already on the ship, so I can't complain anymore. I mean,
there's nothing to complain about. It is what it is.
We are, you know, nine days into this cruise, and
it's not going to change, so there's no point in
complaining anymore. I'll be honest. I didn't realize on the
cruise you're not in your room that much. Yeah, I
didn't realize that. And it's big enough to you know,
(06:08):
go to bed, take a shower. I will say that
if I was a couple on the cruise ship, I'd
complain about the size of the shower because you can't
both get in there at the same time. That kind
of sucks.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
That feels like a weird complaint.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yep, Okay, Well, I mean you're never get in the
shower with.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Your f you just want to be really close and
uptime personal anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So yeah, but I mean it's not I mean you
can't be enjoyable in there.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Okay. Which cast member is enjoying the cruise the most?
Speaker 1 (06:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I feel like it. Probably, No. No, you can complain
a lot. You want to take naps and you want
to eat all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yeah, I say I'm sleepy. Okay, that's ok same.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That is the exact same thing, the saying I'm tired.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's it's the tude that goes with it. You're just like, oh,
I'm so tired. I just want to nap, I don't
want to do anything, and I'm like, I'm sleepy. It's different.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
No, no, no, just because you say I'm sleepy and you
have a mouse voice doesn't mean it's not.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It is a little less aggressive.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
It's all about the two in the tone.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
But yeah, I mean I'm pretty much dominating this cruise.
Morgan goes to bed early. I stayed up till two am,
so you usually have.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
To do a him one night three other night we've
gone to be same to night.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
That is literally true. Maybe we've been hanging out together
the whole time.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Maybe you're right. I don't know, but yeah, I think
I'm pretty much dominating it. I mean I would say, Ray,
you would say that because of what he's drinking, but
the stress that comes with him, I don't know if
he's enjoying it at all.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's right, true.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I mean, he got like we were doing the show
from the cruise ship and he doesn't even have to
do anything, like he can't control any buttons or anything.
He still came in this room two and a half
hours early for no reason.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
He did that? Did happen? Okay, we're gonna take a
quick break. We'll be right back with some more questions.
All right, good things only lunchbox. What has been our
favorite part of the cruise so far?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Oh? Man, the beach in Nassau was great. The casino
has been a lot of fun. The blackjack tournament, oh tequila,
sunrise bingo, Oh my gosh, fantastic. There were so many people.
It was a great job, great time. And then also
Keith Urban phenomenal. Fuh nominal spell it with me, fu nominal.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Why do you keep doing that? You did that with
beautiful too.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, spell it with me.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't want to spell it with you. I would
agree with Keith there. But that was like just such
a unique experience to see the cruise ship. On one side,
you're down, you're watching Keith Urban. There's only like two thousand.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
People, right, You're never gonna see Keith Keith ub Uben
been weird from down Under. You're never gonna see him
with so few people. Yeah, that was what was real cool.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Yeah, and he was like really up close and personal
with a lot. He moved in the crowd and it
was even just fun to watch. We came back to
the boat halfway through and we were watching it from
a balcony, which is cool too.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I talked to somebody there like we were front row.
Keith oh is a Regina, the guy from Vagina, Culton
from Reagina and his girl uh cj uh. They said,
we're up close. He was sweating on us. Oh my gosh,
the sweat was dripping on us. I'm like, okay, thriving
and she said her neck hurt from looking up at him.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, that was fun and I will say, like my
Carrio doing the karaoke thing has been so much fun
for me. Yeah, Like the people are partying down there.
It's like the end of the night, so people are
just like letting loose. Everybody's dancing and vibing together. So
karaoke has been fun. I am excited to do my
bingo though.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, that's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Like that is going to be fun. Uh do you
get seasick? I do lunchbox dozing.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
No, I don't even notice.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
You haven't been phased at all. I've been wanting to
patch every single day, and I've taken drama. I mean
like two or three times a day.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I feel like it's just walking on land. Man, I
don't notice the waves.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That's so wild. Like as much as you do get sick,
that you're not.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't get sick that often, guys. You guys are
exaggerating how often I get sick.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But you do get sick, so like normally, like you
just more susceptible.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Maybe no, that's germ.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, so you're more susceptible to the things.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
The boat this the rocking of a boat is not germs,
that's true. It's not like germs from kids. When you
have kids, if you ever do, I'm going to tell
you what you are going to regret ever talking about
how much I got sick, because you are going to
get sick so freaking much.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, but correct me if I'm wrong. Really, where it's like,
where it gets sick is when they're in like daycare
or school, because that's where they're bringing it home from.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
But if like they're you know, you stay home with them,
maybe you don't get it sick. Is that is that?
Could that be accurate?
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean, I don't know. If you even go out
in public, I figure they pick up the germs because
kids are petry dishes and they stick their hands and
the dishes petrie.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, yeah I do. I do. I've been getting really sick.
I'm currently because we're so close to Biminy. We're only
going like six miles an hour, and it's making me
very sick that we're going slow. I wish we were
just hitting it and I'd be a lot better.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm good like a champ.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah. Yeah, And that's I think that's why that vodka
shop really did me in because I was already and
then yeah, that do it. It's not been avoiding dreaming
too much. We don't need me seasick and drunk both
haven't been happening. Have you guys been getting noticed by
any fans? Yeah, Dustin, no.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
None, Dustin, none whatsoever? Man Like we've been walking around
the boat carefree, not taking a single picture. Man.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Oh yeah, no, we've talked to everybody who wants to talk.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Uh, Dustin, Let's just put it this way, man, I've
taken six and thirty two pictures. I've counted.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
What did you love about cruisining that you weren't expecting
to love? This from Lindsay and Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I don't know. I mean, just it's crazy. There's always
stuff going on, Like this woman has been walking for
two hours.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now, stop paying attention.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Just the woman can't help I can't help it. Now
I'm gonna see her out in the ship and I'll
be like, girl, you need to stop walking. I don't know,
I think all of it. I thought it's anything miserable,
and I don't know, it's been great.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, I mean there wasn't really anything that I wasn't
not suspecting of because I've been on cruses before. So
it was about on bar. I think the cooler thing
about this one is that there's been country music everywhere, yeah,
which has been fun. Like live music is happening all
the time. That's unusual than a typical cruise. Normally you
have like DJs and music playing over speakers. This has
a little bit more live atmosphere to it. So I
(12:17):
think that's been really fun about this one. We've got Oh,
how has he continually led us lunchbox fans down at
easy trivia? He's gotten worse and worse.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
What? Yeah, that's the question from who.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
No, that's from same O Shaw, So I think it's
Sam Sam o'shawmn.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Look man, let's just say that. Yeah. Uh, you know,
he gave her good days and your bad days. It happens.
And they keep giving me superhero trivia and I don't
know anything about superheroes. I don't watch that crap. So
maybe I need to watch and make my kids watch
The Avengers and all that so I can learn about
these people. Because they know when they want to eliminate me,
(12:56):
and they go, next category is going to be superheroes. Well,
you know, lunch's going to be out. Let's just notice
that they like to go to superheroes when I'm in
the game. That's all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Why didn't your significant others go on the trip?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Because I have three kids, and my three kids cannot
watch themselves. As much as I think a seven year
old could get to school on time by himself and
get his brother there, I don't know if they could
handle the four year old.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, and my fiance had to work, and honestly, we
were like debating it, like is it really worth him
taking off work when I have to still work a bunch?
We'd rather go on a vacation together when I don't
have to work a bunch and he's watching the girls.
Truck's his favorite.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
But guess that's why.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Those are why. And maybe next year we'll figure it
out where they both can come.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
My wife will not come next year.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Yea all think so?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
No, I'll tell you right now, we have three kids.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That fact never changes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Yeah, that fact never changed much.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Fucks did say he's really glad my fiance didn't come
because he'd be really bored.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Oh my gosh, I would have no one to hang
out with. Awkward.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Best thing y'all had to eat. Shannon from North Carolina.
We gotta feel like, what are some of the best
food drinks tree you both have had on the Crucifar.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Oh, well, the pina coladas have been delicious. I mean
they really have. They really are tasting magnificent.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And the ice cream, the ice cream is like my thing.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Ice served. Yeah, I know Gelato. She has been ordering
room service ice cream every night.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
No, I go and get it myself. At least I
do a little few steps to go get it. French
fries with the ice cream, though, in particular, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Every time you do that. I want to smack the
French fry.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
And you know what, the grill has the best French
fries because they're in like a little boat form and
they're perfect for scooping with ice cream.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Disgusting.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So good, Okay, we're gonna wrap this up. We have
one more question, but I am going to do two
quick shout outs. We had somebody who said, I'm so
glad you both stayed on board. You're doing a great job.
And we and somebody else said, you two are the funniest,
great content from you both. It looks like you guys
are having a blast. So now I will end it
on this What is the funniest thing that has happened
(14:53):
on the crew so far?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh? Man? Oh the drunk girl getting on stage with
Scotty mccr. He was pretty funny because he was doing
this tribute to his wife and it was like, oh
my gosh, so cute. He was like, I love her,
She's my best friend. And he was like, and this
is her favorite song that I've ever written. And he
starts to play it and this girl comes out and
starts dancing. I'm like, oh my god, that's his wife.
(15:17):
It wasn't his wife. It was just some random drug
grow on in the crowd. That was funny. And then
also tequila bingo. This woman got a work call from
her work while she was on the cruise and I
answered it and they were like, hey, whatever her name was,
and I was like, yeah, she's not here right now
because she quits and I quit her job for her,
(15:38):
and then I hung.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Out, I need to know if she's okay, you know,
I need an update on her. She's still employed.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I thought that was really funny.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
That is funny. Me hitting the guy with the duck
was good. I went on stage with Ray and we
were doing an intro out on the pool deck and
I brought some ducks with me high where suppos a
hive up the crowd before Keith a bit and I
brought some ducks with me to throw him out to
an ostrow and out. Everybody was like wanting them and
I threw it in one direction and there was a
guy sleeping and I just chucked it right at him
on accident, hit him right in the chest. He woke
(16:05):
up like what just happened?
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Oh he was asleep, that's messed up.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Everybody was laughing, but I don't think he was. I
need to make sure he's okay if I can find him.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah. I thought the Q and A, the Bobby Bone
Show Q and A was really funny.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Of course you thought that was funny.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
That was like all you It was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
I enjoyed my shot in that Q and aol that
was good. And then the other funny one was us
So Lunchbox and I were when we were out at Nasau.
We were coming back to the boat and we needed
to get in by a certain time and we saw
two buses like drive by us and we looked at
each other like, oh, that's full of a bunch of people.
We need to beat them so we can get on
the boat in time.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I didn't want to wait in line, like you know
how people had to wait to get back on a
cruise ship. They have to check your ID, scan you in.
It's like, oh my god, it's gonna be thirty five
minutes and we have to wait behind all those people.
We ran and ran and ran.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Hurt and he the whole time was complaining like, oh
I'm hurting number and I can't run. I was like,
we gotta go. We can get stuck behind these people.
Well fast forward. I ran in to Parmale and they
were like, we saw you in lunch running by our buses.
It's Parmally in the buzzes. It was not people on
the on the ship. So we were running to beat
Parmally on the ship. Yeah, so that's pretty funny too.
(17:13):
But that wraps us up all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Anything else you get it, Thank you Radio Lunchbox, on
Instagram and on TikTok and everything else that's mine.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You tell them. Web Girl Morgan, thank you, and you
can follow the show too. We post some stuff up
there at Bobby Bone Show and we're going to get
out of here. Thanks for asking questions. If you're on
the cruise, thanks for being on the cruise. And if
you're thinking about booking for next year, you should. It's
a great time. There is already Riley Green's been announced,
so it'll be a fun tell all right, getting out
of here.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Bye guys, Bye. That's the best bits of the week
with Morgan. Thanks for listening. Be sure to check out
the other two parts this weekend. Go follow the show
on all social platforms and follow at web girl Morgan
Speaker 2 (17:53):
To submit your listener questions for next week's episode.
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Saskia Inwood woke up one morning, knowing her life would never be the same. The night before, she learned the unimaginable – that the husband she knew in the light of day was a different person after dark. This season unpacks Saskia’s discovery of her husband’s secret life and her fight to bring him to justice. Along the way, we expose a crime that is just coming to light. This is also a story about the myth of the “perfect victim:” who gets believed, who gets doubted, and why. We follow Saskia as she works to reclaim her body, her voice, and her life. If you would like to reach out to the Betrayal Team, email us at betrayalpod@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @betrayalpod and @glasspodcasts. Please join our Substack for additional exclusive content, curated book recommendations, and community discussions. Sign up FREE by clicking this link Beyond Betrayal Substack. Join our community dedicated to truth, resilience, and healing. Your voice matters! Be a part of our Betrayal journey on Substack.