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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well you get the theme here right, Yeah, it's a
birthday cake. It's a birthday cake. Thank you, Paul, Happy birthday, Buddy,
Happy thank you. Todd. Yes, big seven ozer today. And
that's when you say, boy, you don't look at thank you,
(01:05):
although nobody said that today. When I walked in, Pauly goes,
this is a big one.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I go, yeah, he goes, all right, happy birthday. And
I was waiting for something a little more like, Man,
you don't act like I don't act like I'm seventy.
I might look like I'm seventy, walk like I'm seventy.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Yes, bo I did say I think you're in better
shape now than you were ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I meant it.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Yeah, there were some issues you had ten years ago
and now you're flying around.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Actually, fifteen years ago is when this first hit me.
And autoimmune doesn't leave you know, I keep asking, will
you please leave? And he's always there, always going to
be there. Yes, Tom, there's so much more fun to
be around. And you don't look at day past sixty
three to me. And if you did what a lot
of people do in this business with the whole hair
dye thing, you'd probably be too late, too late.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I tried, you did.
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van Pelda the Mothership from the PGA Championship and Albert Breer,
the Monday Morning quarterback. He'll look at the schedule release
(03:01):
the announcement the Patriots will be at the Seahawks. I
don't know if anybody is asking for a Super Bowl rematch.
I certainly wasn't, but you always gift the defending Super
Bowl champs the home opener starting the season. I probably
would have looked at a maybe a little better match
up there, But you're gonna get eyes on this game anyway,
(03:24):
because it's the first game of the regular season. Now
you throw in the Mike Vrabel element here that might
be more interesting than the Super Bowl rematch here because
I didn't like the Super Bowl, therefore, I'm not that
interested in a Super Bowl rematch here, but gives Seattle
a chance if they want to raise the banner. They
have a big night. They have the day night to themselves,
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so Seattle will open up the festivities against the Patriots. Yes, Dylan, would.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
You like to guess the line on that game?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Then?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Now? I did not know this. Dylan, who is part
of the Gambling podcast, says, there are betting lines on
every single game already the entire season. You can find
a betting line.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
DraftKings has every single game for the entire NFL season.
You can go bet it right now.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, but let's say the is it Steelers Broncos on
Black Friday?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Can you get the betting line there for me? For that?
Speaker 6 (04:24):
I got it right here.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
It is Broncos minus one and a half at the Stillers.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, that's wild because I guess we assume Rogers is
going to play. I don't know when Patrick Mahomes is
going to play. Would you give me the betting lines
for the Chiefs first three games? Because if it's not
Patrick Mahomes and it's justin Fields, that's probably a four
or five point spread there. Change, Yes, still.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
Well, I can actually give you the first five games then,
since I have them right here. Okay, Shockingly, the Chiefs
are favored in every single one of those games there.
Minus two and a half against the Broncos Week one,
then minus five and a half against the Colts, minus
seven at the Dolphins, minus five and a half at
the Raiders, and then minus two and a half back
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home against the Chargers.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But is that where you kind of load up on
Denver and maybe hope that Mahomes is not playing.
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Yeah, you're sort of. I mean, it's a you know,
like if trading futures, you're basically waiting for things that
are undetermined right now to pan out and sort of
getting ahead of the game. People will do that and
sell their ticket, you know, like on prop Swapper one
of those sites if you just have a good feeling
about it.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
The amount of primetime games the Rams have seven Packers, Chiefs,
Bill Seahawks, six, Cowboys, five, Eagles, Bears, Pats, Niners five
four primetime games, Vikings, Giants, Steelers, Ravens, Lions, Texans, Commanders,
the Jags, Broncos, Bengals, Falcons, Panthers, Chargers, Bucks get three
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primetime games. Colts get two, Saints and Browns get one
shut out. Jets, Cardinals, Titans, Dolphins, Raiders. Now I was
thinking about with the Raiders. If this was arch Manning
with the Raiders, the Raiders would be getting some primetime
games because we would be under the impression that arch
(06:18):
Manning would be starting for the Raiders week one. Fernando
Mendoza probably not starting, and by the time he does start,
the Raiders might not be in a position to be
a formidable opponent to somebody later in the season. Let's
say Mendoza starts in week thirteen and you've got five wins.
(06:40):
Now you still want to see Mendoza. But the reason
why they don't have any primetime games is they have
Kirk Cousins. They won't have Mendoza starting there. But I
think that's interesting. The Dolphins not Musty TV cam Ward.
I think if they had gotten Jeremiah Love, I think
that they would have gotten a primetime game. The Cardinals
Jeremiah Love and they don't have a primetime game. And
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then you have the Jets. All right, you can sleep
on the Jets this year, but next year, the Jets
are going to get at least three primetime games next year. Well,
I'm just if they continue this path. They had a
good draft. Now, if they do things right now, they
might get a little better than they want to, so
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they can't get the quarterback that they really won, and
then you'd have Geno, you know for your year two
with the Jets. Yes, Paul, that's a.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
National judgment of your franchise. Though the amount of National
TV games you have the Jets, that's a monster market.
They have to find a way to be so bad
they can't get a National TV.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Easiest schedules Cleveland Browns, easiest schedule, they'll need it, the Saints.
Then it's the Bengals, Falcons, Colts, Lions, Texans, Titans, Ravens, Eagles.
That's the top ten. How about toughest toughest schedule, Pauli's
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Chicago Bears. Then it's the Dolphins, Arizona, Green Bay, Kansas City,
the Patriots, Raiders, and the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Stall of a Day, Stanna Day, Stall of a Day,
Stana Day.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
This is the stule.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Of the day.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
If you're the Dolphins, you're okay with a tough schedule.
I don't think you want to win too many games
this upcoming season, and the Cardinals as well. Kind of
want to be on the clock get your quarterback in
both cases here unless you believe in you know, Malik Willis,
you know, as a long term solution. Seahawks Patriots marks
the third time in NFL history there will be a
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rematch from the previous season super Bowl in Week one,
Broncos Panthers Week one twenty sixteen, and then the Chiefs
and the Vikings met Week one in nineteen seventy after
meeting in the super Bowl the previous season. I don't
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think the Patriots make the playoffs. I don't think the
Bears make the playoffs. I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know. I look at the Patriots. Now, Okay,
there's drama, but I don't know how it reflects on
the football team. You have the Mike Brabel and I
don't know if anything else I was going to say,
another shoe drop feels like it's a closet full of
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shoes that have dropped already. The Patriots opened the season
against Seattle. Then they got the Steelers, Jags, and Bills.
So that's the most difficult strength of schedule the first
four games since nineteen eighty six, when the Eagles had
a winning percentage with their opponents of over seven hundred.
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Startup today, startup today, STATU the day, SATA today, statut day,
start today, startup to day, start to day.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Alrighty, we got basketball coming up tonight, a pair of
game sixes. Looking at the point spreads. The Spurs are
now favored by five and a half. It was four
and a half yesterday, and the Pistons are getting three
and a half against the Cavaliers. Uh, Fritzy's here, Dylan's here,
Marv paul yours truly backroom guys as well, and you
(10:35):
at home or on the road pull question for the
first hour of the program.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Yeah, Dan Wilsonce, we're just talking about the season opener.
Who would you rather see the Seahawks play in the
season opener? Chiefs, Cowboys, Rams, are forty nine ers. These
are all teams they'll be playing at home this season.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Well, they can't do the Rams or forty nine ers
because they're in Australia. Yeah, you don't. I don't want
to waste a Cowboys game opening. Chiefs. We don't know
if Mahomes is gonna play. It feels like you can put.
I mean, you want to have a great game, but
(11:11):
I don't know if it matters that much because you're
gonna watch it's the first game, standalone game. I mean,
I don't want to see Seattle against Arizona, but I would.
I mean, I'd be Jeremiah Love would be interesting to
see against that Seattle defense. But I don't want to
waste games. I think there's a curiosity factor. And once
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again it goes back to Mike Brabel. Your girlfriends or
your wives may not have had any idea who Mike
Brabel was or cared about Mike Brabel, and he was
in the Super Bowl last year. Now you might get
curiosity seekers here maybe, and hopefully it's a good game. Yes, Bully,
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how is that story covered? Well, that's what I want
to know leading up to that game, and that's on NBC.
How does NBC Football Night in America cover that? As
far as doing a feature? Do you get to sit
down with Rabel? You're going to talk to the coach?
What do you ask the coach? I think you do
(12:18):
you do something chronologically about Super Bowl everything that's happened.
Hopefully nothing else happens. If you're a Patriots fan, or
Mike Brabel, But how much? Boy? I think you got
to be fair and say how much of a sports
story is this? Because that's that was my approach when we,
(12:40):
you know, the story first happened. I really have to
look at it as a sports story. I don't know
Mike Rabel, I know Diana Rassini, and I was trying
to be fair to TMZ. Everybody else can cover that
part of it. That I had to look at the
sports element here and my my viewpoint, my angle was
(13:00):
is Rabel what kind of information was he sharing because
he's you know, clearly sharing information with a reporter. How
did that affect how'd that impact players? Teams?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
You know?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
That was the interesting part. Now we haven't really heard
much people are you know, combing the internet going back
and looking at interviews, comments, situations when he was in
Tennessee and you know, are you helping steer somebody your
team away from your team getting a job going through
the media? Yes, Dylan.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Now we've obviously got like a few months before the
season starts, which in internet years is like an eternity.
Do you think if nothing else comes out about this,
it sort of dies down by the season, or is
it kind of going to go dormant and then ramp
up again when the season starts.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I think when when you sit down and you talk
to him, when you talked of Rabel, I mean, you
have to ask, and it's the distraction question, how how
much of a distraction? I don't want to say has
this been a distraction because it's easy for Mike were
(14:09):
able to go it hasn't how much of it? Just
now he can still say it hasn't been. But I
want to help him along a little bit and say
how much of a distraction has this been? And you
might get one question and they might put a kapper
on this. With the Patriots, they are pretty tough when
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it comes to when you go in there and ask questions.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
Yes, Dylan, there might be some interesting road games this season.
Oh absolutely, I mean, look at what the Chargers did. Yeah,
Chargers play the Patriots. They came out with their schedule release,
they went there. Albert Breer I think said he was like,
there'll be definitely at least one team that does something.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, and the Chargers play the Patriots. It'd be great
if they open the season against each other. With the schedule,
that would have been a lot of fun, Yes, Todd.
Speaker 9 (15:02):
If you ask the distraction question and the Patriots allow it,
and they allow say a second question or a follow up,
what exactly would be that follow up with when Mike
Rabel says, I'm like, you know what, it's been a
bit of a distraction, I made some poor choice or
whatever he says. But we move on and we're ready
to and we're excited to start the season. Then what
would be an acceptable follow up question today?
Speaker 2 (15:20):
What was the message you sent to your team when
you got them together? Now, once again, when you do
these interviews, they're taped, like my interviews are ninety nine
point nine percent live, and you'll hear a question, you'll
hear an answer, and normally you might take that out.
If I'm doing an interview like I did during the
(15:40):
Super Bowl week where I sat down with Tom Brady
before they played the Eagles, well you might take out
a question or an answer just because it wasn't good.
And that might be the case that Let's say you
send Jason Garrett to Foxborough to sit down with Mike
Vrabel like coach to coach, and you asked that question,
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you don't get a good answer out of it, now
you might leave it in because you want people to
know that you at least asked the question, because that
happens a lot of times on this show. You're going
to ask a question. You may not get a good answer,
but you want to at least be on record as
trying to get a good answer. Somebody who's forthcoming going
(16:22):
to share something there. But Football Night in America, I
think you got to broach the topic. Maybe you know
from ten thousand feet broach the topic, but I mean
we've seen Super Bowl runner up teams that lose that
don't make the playoffs the following year. That used to
be a big trend. Yes, Dylan.
Speaker 6 (16:42):
And if I'm like Rable, when I get asked that question,
that is it hasn't been a distraction, I'm just gonna
be like, no, not really.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
How has it been a distraction?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Is?
Speaker 10 (16:52):
How?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Is what I would say. I'd be like, it hasn't.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay, Then I would say, have you you know, how
did you talk to your address this topic with your team.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
I'm going to invoke the Fifth Amendment. I'm not answering
any questions.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Yes, bo, I think if Mike Rabel took that path,
it would make the situation worse. If he was defiant
and blew it off, it would actually make it worse
for himself.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, I think you got to get it out of
the way. You know, maybe maybe you have somebody who
looks at it as you take. Maybe it's a sympathetic
approach that Okay, man, he's gone through a lot. Hey,
it's unfortunate for a lot of people involved. But you
know what, I hope to be a better man, better husband,
(17:39):
better coach like you can give. You can dress it
up a little bit and come out a little bit better,
a little bit better. Maybe not with the wives in
the audience, don't don't plead the fifth that never goes well.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
They're not going to care what his answer is though. Anyways,
like it's ever, the court of public opinion has made
its mind.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Tree and fans don't care. No, they didn't care from
the jump, nationally don't care. Yes, John, But he could.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Also say what he's already said.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
You know what, we've had some I've had some uncomfortable
personal conversations. I'll leave that in the locker room between
me and my players and the story.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
How about we take a break we got phone calls
coming up. Settle on a poll question, busy show this
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Settle on a poll question this first hour, Meet Friday,
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Show email address Dpadanpatrick dot Com Twitter handle. A DP
show operator Tyler is sitting by. He'll take your phone calls.
Best video release schedule. Video Release Raiders did a really
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good job they did Step Brothers, and I thought Mendoza
and Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins. I think he's going to
be a great mentor to Fernando Mendoza, I really do.
I think they're very similar people, and I think that helps,
you know, It's not like, yes, there's the age difference,
(19:49):
but I feel like they're probably both going to get
in his mini van and go to Kohle's and get
some plaid shirts. I really do. But Step Brothers can't
go wrong. One of my favorite movies, Chargers. I expected
the Chargers to be an assassin and they were. Who'd
(20:09):
you have? Trevor Lawrence? Did he cut his hair? You know?
I think I think most of us went and he's
not cutting his hair, not for a schedule release video.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yes, Paul, there's a lot of mixed reports about Trevor
Lawrence's hair, and his journalists were on this story. It
looks like he may have.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, I'd be disappointed. Yeah, I think the Prince, you know,
with that hair, his hair cut, flowing out of the
back of his helmet. I remember Freddy bolitnikoff with the Raiders.
I don't know how much hair he had on the
top of his head. But when you have a helmet,
that's all you need to have that party in the back.
And Freddie Bolittnikoff, he looked faster because he had the
(20:51):
hair flowing. I think Golden Richards with the Cowboys might
have had a little flow as well, a little hustle
and flow.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Yes, Paulie, some of these videos must take months and
writes and producing. The Nampis Colts did one with the Simpsons.
You and it looks like a feature film. It's unbelievable,
all right, get some phone calls in here. Any other
video releases that stood out, Yes, Dylan, I.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Saw the Bucks. They did a Baywatch Dude edition. The
Bert Kreischer was in there with Baker Mayfield and some
of the offensive linemen.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Nobody was more disappointed than Fritzie when he heard the
Baywatch theme. And then he clicks on and he says,
a bunch of dudes.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Harry chest and.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Running in slow Buddha and San Francisco leads us off, Hi, Buddha,
what's on your mind today?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Nobody? Happy meet Friday Boys. Let's go Birthday Boy release
Companio DP. I hope you enjoy some great tequila tonight.
And Dan quick to comment on the poll question from
yesterday about Lebron. I hope the Lakers move on and
get this view run flash era started. Man, I mean
(22:09):
it's time. And honestly, if Lebron moves on with he
could win a fourth championship with another franchise, which we're
make it four different teams. I mean, what's wrong with that?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
That's all good.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
And I have to say, DP, I loved the Jamal
Crawford interview this week. It's still in my mind. It
was so good. And he's such a great interview as well. Yes,
I mean it was so funny because he was so
confused when you asked him about who's the best analyst
and he thought you were asking him.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
About like breaking.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Down the game on TV and all that, and you
wanted to know who's the best at breaking ankles? Man?
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Like that was great.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
And lastly, DP addressing the elephant in the room Todd
your upcomings.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
That day Friday, I'm sorry, it's not your birthday.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I need to drop about thirty but it is at Harge.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Oh okay, I'm sorry, Buddha. The elephant in the room, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Yeah, the elephant in the room, your daughter's speech, your
upcoming daughter's.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Speech at the wedding. So this is my advice.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Make sure your passion bucket is full and give that
speech then with an enthusiasm unknown to men, find baby.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Thank you Buddha. A lot of advice. I asked for it.
I'm getting a lot of advice, and that's fine. Is
then I'm gonna shut it down once we get to
the beginning of August. No more advice. I'm taking notes
I have, I have a strategy. I'm gonna make it great.
I am going to make it one of the great
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speeches of all time. I am. Yes, it's like you've
pursed it with a conversation, I think so like I'm
getting all of this angst out. It's done. I'll get
some tears first time I see my daughter in her
wedding dress. I'll cry. Then get that out. Maybe not
cry too much much. We walked down the aisle. We
walked down in unison, we walked down in strength, arm
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and arm. Here we go, let's go, Yes, boy.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
We're calling the moment. Tears then beers. Okay, a couple
of cold ones ready for you afterwards.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Tears then cheers, then beers.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Thank you, we're shopping.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yes, if I get you the scroll for your birthday,
would you use it? I didn't. God had a nice look.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like a like a Latin scroll.
Speaker 6 (24:29):
Yeah, yeah, you know it unfurls. You're reading off of it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
That has a Regokay, once again, my wife keeps saying
to me, don't make it jokey, and I said, okay,
I won't scrolls very serious, but I'm going to have
fun with it. There'll be lighthearted moments I'm going to
try to crush. Then that's al. Yes, Ton, your.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Personality and sense of human I'm not just saying this
because it's your birthday, but why would anyone want you
to squash that? You're not doing a stand up routine,
but to try to be devoid of any kind of
humor or charisma personality wouldn't suit who you are.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Okay, but my wife reminds me all the time, not
everybody gets your sense of humor, that's all. That's all
She's saying that you might think something's funny, but people
might not get that. Playing to a larger crowd, younger, older,
different demos here, you know, I gotta kind of bring
I gotta be inclusive. That's all. Yes, Dylan, what if
(25:28):
you have.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
Like a speaker set up with a laugh track just
in case?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Well, I was thinking of putting seatan in the audience.
It's not a bad idea. Yeah, and just to laugh,
that's it.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
He's got to get his timing right there.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah. And Darius Rucker. So I don't know if that
would be a weird invitation for Darius. I just need
you to laugh. You don't have to sing, just laugh.
Speaker 9 (25:52):
Yes, Stan, Yes, but that Uz, that's kind of what
Darius's I get firing off a bunch of shots.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
I don't know if you want that one.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Thank you, Tod. Chris and Syracuse. Hi Chris, what's on
your mind today?
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Hey?
Speaker 10 (26:07):
Thanks Dandy. We're talking Fred belitnikoff a lot of hair
and a lot of stick them. I got two things
to throw ash and I have a birthday present for you.
Arizona Cardinals versus New York Jets. Maybe end up being
the Archs Manning Bowl. And if Cleveland somehow ends up
winning the championship year this year, does that make Cleveland
in Lebron's mind now less attractive as a destination since
(26:27):
they won without him? And maybe he risk becoming Kevin
Durant and Dan, today's May fifteenth. I want to wish
you a happy birthday. I hope you have a wonderful
birthday weekend, and I want to shoehorn this into May fifteenth,
May sixteenth, and May seventeenth. Now on May sixteenth, a
few years back, Dan, you said Taylor, Swift and Kelsey
would end up getting married, and you ended up being
(26:48):
exactly right, when all the rest of us thought it
was a stunt, including Todd, and Todd I believe made
a bet with you on that which I don't think
he's ever paid back. And I'd like to get some
partial payment for a birthday present for you in the
form of a caller is always great segment with Fritzy.
Now Fritzy, May sixteenth lead just to May seventeenth, which
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just happens to be your wife, Jen's birthday, and I
hope you have a wonderful birthday on Sunday. Now, Todd,
when mid May rolls around and Dan and Jen's birthdays arrived.
Because of your working relationship with Dan and all he's
done for your career, doesn't his birthday resonate a lot
more with you and is much more important to you
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than the ball and chain at home gens.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
You know what, I can't argue with that.
Speaker 9 (27:32):
I know Dan like longer than I know my wife,
like well, I know Dan from watching him than to
working with him. And as much as I love my wife,
you know, I know where my bread is buttered. And
the Dan Patrick Shaw has a special meaning for me,
and walking down the aisle and having kids with her,
that kind of takes a back seat to my relationship
with Daniel Theodore Patrick.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
It has to be said. It's a little uncomfortable, but
I got to admit it.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Thank you, Tom.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
He's a right christ and Sirih's great research with the birthdays.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
By the way, I say, when Taylor Swift Travis Kelcey
get married, I get to smash you with a wedding kick.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Yeah, I believe was that the Yes, that was that
the plan?
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's what we'll do that. That was what
two years ago, two years ago tomorrow that I think
I made that declaration.
Speaker 9 (28:15):
I never thought it was a publicity stunt, but I
did think this was going to just be drawn out,
that it's going to be one of those Oprah Stedman like,
whenever actually get married, we're going to say we're together.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
And now they haven't set a date to get married,
but there are preparations. I believe in Rhode Island at
her home that they're going to get married, perhaps this summer,
perhaps in July. Yes, Paul, how do you hide that wedding?
You don't know? You can't you try. No, I don't
think you can. I think it's too big that you know.
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It's like when Sean Penn married Madonna and they had
all kinds of tents erected so the paparazzi in helicopters
couldn't get pictures, but they did get pictures, you know,
of part of the reception with Madonna. And you know,
Sean Penn used to fight with the paparazzi all the
time because of them taking pictures with you know, one
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of the most famous people on the planet. Go figure.
But I don't I think Kelsey's been really good at
kind of accepting that this goes along with the territory
with Taylor Swift and you know, he's famous in the spotlight.
Now he's not this famous. But you have to embrace this.
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It's like you're gonna be married to j Low. You
got to embrace it because if you don't or Jennifer
Aniston or any of these really famous women, you gotta
be ready. And I think Kelsey's done a really good
job of that.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, still, I've seen Taylor Sour's house in Rhode Island two.
It is not like it's like tucked away in the
woods or anything. It is like it's basically like off
main street in the town.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
That it's in.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, it's backs up to the water, yes, I mean
it's it's wide open there.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
But it's there gets a lot of traffic going by it.
Like you can't it be like we're having a secret
wedding guest un And.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
As much as you may dislike the paparazzi and the
finder everywhere, you've got to be respectful and understanding of
your wife's career and how famous she is.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well, you can't, you know, start pushing people, try to
try to knock them over with your car or something.
It's going to have such a negative effect on her,
so you have to somehow deal with it.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I don't know if he's gonna run over him, But like.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
The Britney Spears, there are people that, like you know,
they take it into their hands where they're throwing podcast,
try to run somebody.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Over that Travis Kelsey is watching, so he's getting Todd's
advice on being to.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
Be respectful of Taylors rift.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Don't run in Ohio.
Speaker 12 (30:32):
My David, Hey Dan, I just want to wish you happy.
I got two things. Just want to watch your happy
birthday and it's always taken my call. Let me roast
the Cowboys and everything else. And my other comment is
for Dylan, h our dog keeps waking up our baby
and we're looking at a really good shot collar. So
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I didn't know if he knew any brands or anything
that would maybe help with that situation.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
So thank you, thank you, David. Yeah, Dylan wore the
shot collar lost to bet and got shocked like eight
or nine times.
Speaker 6 (31:06):
It's tucked away for a rainy day now. Yeah, but
I get the green one. I don't know what it's called,
but it's green. This for a special occasion, bring out
the shot collar.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Russell and Philadelphia, Hi Russell.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Hey Damn six one two fifteen. Remember the DBC wanted
to tell you happy birthday. Enjoy your weekend. You shared
your birthday with my uncle Russell out in Tacoma, thirty
year veteran of the United States Navy retired. So again,
I just wanted to wish your happy birthday, go bird.
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And oh, by the way, you see my Phillies have
won five street.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Yeah we're rolling alrighty. Yeah, It'sai Donne baseball magic, you got, yes.
Speaker 9 (31:52):
And Schwerber hit like a league leading eighteenth home run yesterday.
How about those Phillies.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
He's one of my favorite players. I just I find
it fascinating that that guy gets up there and has
that kind of swing and he's gonna take you deep
if you make a mistake. Yes, Marv.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
A little bit more baseball news. The Chicago White Sox
have a winning record.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, one who knew?
Speaker 6 (32:14):
Yes, Dylan, I just realized something. I think I'm the
only one in the room in the alive Dad's club,
which being in here might be the kiss of death.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Why are you bringing that up?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
I just was just an observation.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, but couldn't you done that privately?
Speaker 6 (32:29):
I know I could have. I guess.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, I'm not braggy. I mean, it's no it feels
like I'm worried about my dad now. No, but it's
a left turn. Yeah, my dad's dead. Great, you're happy.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
I'm sorry for bringing that up on your birthday.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Todd's dad dead, yep, Pauli's dad dead. Marvin's dad was
dead to him is now dead. Great, Dylan, but.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
That shouldn't be a drink to your dad just because
you're in a room with people who don't know it's
on typhoid.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Mary.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I don't want to root against him. I feel like
you are no, but it feels like you're making me
root against him. Brother that you I'm I'm I would
be rooting against you, but not your dad.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Well that I'm used to.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Yes, Paul showing off with your fancy live dad. I'm
in our faces. Yeah, I thought about it for a while.
I didn't mean it like that, boul I swear. Yeah,
my dad can't be here on my birthday.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Oh my dad's come.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
You're gonna parade your dad around the man cave. Look
how cool this is? Guys who misses their dad the
most pole question? I would say, Marvin is going to
finish last in this easily? Easily? Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
If a tree falls and it was doesn't make a sound.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Well, Paul's dad died when he was eleven eleven on Halloween. Yeah, yeah,
give I'll give Paul the most traumatic one. Yeah, his
dad ruined Halloween for him. It wasn't his fault on others,
hence the lawsuit.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Yes, Paul, But you could say though, when your dad
dies at eleven, you just kind of go on with
your life if there's not really much you could do.
But when you have kids, you start thinking, oh, he's
missing this. Yeah, that's where it comes back.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, but it just meant more work for me to
be a father figure to you. Thank you, aunt. That's
the problem. And with Fritzy's and Marvin and I don't
get anything on Father's Day from you guys. Yeah. Sure,
it's a Sunday, isn't it. It's it doesn't matter what
day it is. It's Father's Day. Like I'm sort of
(34:32):
a step father by proxy father replace I might be
a real Now you're a cool uncle, Oh I'm not. Okay,
you're more cool uncle.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
That shows you things that dads and moms may not
and go out for beers.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yes, Marvin rich older white dad was not on my
bingo card. I got him. Dan.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
If you're a father figure to the people in this room,
I hate to break it to you. But you might
have failed.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Wow, got his birthday.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Okay, your dad's alive, and now you're gonna ring me
feeling myself? I guess I'll be Damn mclovin is here,
andrewpen Yeah, why don't we bring me alright?
Speaker 6 (35:13):
I see you, guys.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Let's take a break. Take a break.
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What do you have for me?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Good morning? Dan.
Speaker 13 (36:49):
We recognize and the course of human today. Events today
is significant because it marks your merriad contributions to a cynical,
cynical world US. I think it only fitting it proper
to render you military courtesies of respect and admiration to
you on your birthday. So if I may, Dan dan
Ett's backroom, guys attench fun for those who loved the
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Rock Sports, we salute you Dan, Happy birthday, stud Thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Colonel Wait, am I allowed to salute don't? I don't know? Colonel?
Am I allowed to salute absolutely?
Speaker 13 (37:24):
Dan? With your father's service and all your service to
our nation.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Absolutely. Okay, I guess I kind of get in on
a technicality. My dad served. You know, I tried to
join the VFW Veterans of Foreign War and then they
have something for like the relatives or sons or family
of those who served. And I couldn't find my dad's
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information from serving in Korea, and so I can't join
the VF. I just wanted to join the VFW because
that's where my dad would take me. And I'd sit
at the bar and it was the VFW, and I'd
have a Fanta, an orange Fanta, and i'd sit at
the bar. My dad would have a Schlitz and he
(38:12):
would have a shot of whiskey or two. So on
a Saturday, I'd be going to the bar and sitting
there with my dad. Now, I had three other brothers,
and you know, it was a treat to go and
sit at the bar. And I just I was going
to try to join the VFW so I could sit
at the bar, so I could bring my son, who's
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now thirty four, to sit at the bar. Yes, Paul,
so you.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
Need to find your dad's military records.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yeah, we were looking. Do you want me to make
some calls? Well, we may know a guy. My brother,
my oldest brother, was going to help me, and there's
a VFW right across the street from the man Cave,
and I thought it'd be nice. Maybe you know Friday
beers go over there, have a couple of Miller lights.
Maybe the I team can get on this. But yeah, yes, yes,
(39:00):
doing famously cheap beers at the oh I know that's
another reason. Yeah, yeah, but uh, i'd like to. I'd
like to get into the VFW.
Speaker 6 (39:10):
Were you ever a beer and a shot guy like
your dad? No, I done think I've ever seen you
take a shot?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
No, I never did, because my dad did, Like I
saw what it did to him, to everyone, and uh,
you know it was He used to hide it in
our pantry. I remember we had vanilla wafers and there
was a box there, but behind it was this. It
was called it was Kessler whiskey. Well, if you smelled
(39:38):
it or tasted it, you'd never want it again. And
just like the beer that he would have, he'd have
blats Schlitz Weedamen, And we never it went any The
beer wasn't good, so we didn't drink it because he'd
always say, you guys never took my beer. I'm like, no,
it's not any good. Yes, Paul Kessler whiskey smoothest silket
(39:59):
sat on the box. Oh, it seems like that's probably
not And even smoking cigarettes, I never did that because
my dad used to smoke camel nonfilter and it killed him. Yeah,
it killed him. Yes, I would have.
Speaker 3 (40:12):
Done the opposite.
Speaker 9 (40:13):
I would have the whiskey off fronts to block the cookies.
I don't want to share my box and Milla wafers
with anyboding.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Jay in Delaware, Hi Jay, what's on your mind?
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Hey?
Speaker 13 (40:22):
Dan?
Speaker 14 (40:23):
First off, of course, I just want to wish you
a happy birthday. And Uh, unlike Stiller there, I do
look at you as a great father figure. I'm forty
years old, so I've listened to you most of my
adult life, and you've given great advice to a lot
of your great young younger listeners.
Speaker 12 (40:41):
To uh a heat buyer.
Speaker 14 (40:43):
And Uh, I was a big fan of the Southern
Steelers and Raiders schedule release falcons with the.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
Old sports center and commercials.
Speaker 14 (40:50):
That was funny. I probably left the entire time. Matt
Ryan was great and how you didn't steel about the
Steelers one. You guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Great, I didn't see the Steelers one. Did you guys
see the Steelers video? Yeah, I didn't see it. We'll
talk about the schedule release. Albert Breer set to join
us the Monday morning quarterback. Some of the matchups, the
fact that you're not going to see Jeremiah Love in primetime,
(41:20):
cam Ward in primetime, Dolphins in primetime, Jets in primetime. Also,
Rich Eisen will stop by Scott Van Pelt from the
PGA Championship Busy Final two hours Dan and the Dan
Nets right after this