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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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You're messing with Mike for? What Mike ever do? Mike?
What Mike ever do to you?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
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Speaker 3 (00:23):
All he did? All he does is come around and
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
I've known Mike for like fifteen sixteen years long, a
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Those two have a special issue.
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It's one of my favorite people to just belly up
at a bar with during Super Bowl. Not that we
were at a place that actually had a bar, because
I didn't even know what you call that where we
were at this past year.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
But yeah, Mike's Mike's all that. Mike's good times man.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
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conversation we're having.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
So I just want to understand why you talked so
bad about him before he got to the door.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
That's what we do to each other. Oh, he doesn't
say hi to me. He flipped me off.
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Right now. Yeah, that's it's a relationship I won't understand.
But this relationship, this relationship.
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Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, well, you guys, let Mike. No, I'm flicking them off.
I know he can't see me right now. Just go
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Speaker 4 (01:40):
Send it from me to Mike when you have to chance.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
How you feel about that, Mike, how you feel about it?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
About them apples?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
About them apples? I think I forgot some. What did
you forget? Oh gosh, good job, Jo, way to deliver it.
Oh you got one too, That wasn't That wasn't a
delivery for you?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, Yeah, he's getting it from all angles now, all right,
so we're gonna have all angles covered.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Uh for Oh no, no, Mike.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Dun eastern time, nine o'clock Pacific. By the way, you
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Speaker 3 (02:26):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
And you can have some fun with us here on
this Monday extravaganza. Back from a holiday weekend. Hey you
know what's back. Hey, Lebron James is free agency decision.
That's back.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
We are. We are off and running yet again. And
enough's enough, dude.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I don't need Rich Paul sitting with Max Kellerman uh
to break down every possibility of cool cool. I don't
need all this, this entire breakdown of all the teams
and the pros and cons of where he should end up.
This isn't intrig this isn't the usual suspects. Max is
is going to drop a coffee mug and it says
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Kobayashi on the bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Cut the crap. Pick a team so we can move
on with our lives.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's every time, it's always a production. There's always got
to be something. So remember the excuse everybody made for
Lebron back when he did the decision.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Well, he's young.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
If you had to do it all over again, maybe
he would have handled it differently.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, this is what it turns into. Every single time he.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
Is doing it all over again. Yes, he's got the
chance to do it, and so he's doing it again.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I just I can't there. Look, he can't help how
big of a deal. He is Jonas sure he can,
he's a big deal. Just to announce where you're going,
that's it. Maybe he hasn't made the decision yet. Maybe
there's a lot of painful hours of going over the
information and figuring out which one makes the most sense.
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I mean, this is his swan song, this is it.
You're going to get them for one and done? I
would assume why I expect him to do more than one.
More so wherever he goes. I mean, you want it
to be the best decision, and he probably is ring chasing.
Like so what? I find it strange and interesting, almost
(04:21):
concerning that we have people that make it a point
to try to shame Lebron James for ring chasing, Like,
what else are you chasing? You're chasing championships? What else
are you chasing? If you're competing, what are you competing
to do? Are you just competing to compete? I wasn't
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raised that way. I feel like you trained to do something.
If I'm going to practice, I want to practice to
have results, and I want those results to lead to
a win. I was the one who cried pee we
league when we lost. I wanted championships and that started early,
(05:05):
So I don't understand this whole idea Lebron James is
lesser than because he's chasing rings and he's chasing championships.
Go play for Oka, se Go play for San Antonio.
Hell join join up with the seventy six ers. They
look like they trying to make a move. Go go
to the Knicks. Go back to Cleveland. Cleveland's close. Go
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somewhere where you're going to have the opportunity to try
to win another championship and ring, win another ring one.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I think this is all great advice Becauds.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I think what Jonas is pointing to is it doesn't
have to be a production, Like you could just make
the decision. He's a big deal. He's a big deal
and by the way, it will be a big deal
whenever that decision is made. But I don't know if
it helps the perception, the branding, everything else by leaking
out you know, some of the teams and who's a
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part of it, who's not, like almost like you're leading breadcrumbs.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
For people to figure it out. It just there's a
lot of it that comes off. It's like all right, man,
just make the decision, you know, like like.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Help everyone move forward and then we've got, you know,
something to talk about.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
That's part of the that's the beauty of it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
It's really difficult to out blow hard, to blow hard
and he out blowhearted. The Lakers, who are the biggest
blowhards in sports, like they got to a point to
where they're like, we're good, dude, Like, well, you know,
we'll go make some moves and you know, we'll we'll
lighten things up over here, you know, which which Steven A.
Smith isn't a fan of, and we'll we'll do whatever
(06:40):
we need to do to just try and get away
dealing with the constant it's just a constant scene everything.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
By the way, you mentioned the Knicks.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Apparently this was Rich Paul, his agent, talking with Max Kellerman.
Apparently the Knicks would have been the no brainer except
they went ahead and won a damn title.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
If the Knicks hadn't a wand he this wouldn't even
there would be no board.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He'd be going to the next he'd be going to
the Knicks.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
Here's the thing, he's been a part of a championship
team with with people coming onto the team. When Lebron
comes onto your team, it's different. Man, his enterprise value
and what he just carries is is different. Fight Brown
knows this. Jalen Bronson will literally have to pick up
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the phone and say, hey man, there's no issue with me.
There's no issue with me. And I'm not saying that
that would that would I'm not saying that that.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Would make it would put him on the table.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Yeah, because because you got to respect that.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah, Nick checked, they checked in.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I was just all right, man, I please not lying though.
It just comes across. It's just like connected, but it's
very real. Is his value?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Right?
Speaker 5 (08:05):
But here's the thing that gets lost in all of
this is the second he's not there. There's no value,
like when we throw around words like enterprise value, right,
like mark a cap plus total debt monsor cash and equivalents,
Like there's a formula for right that like we actually
use in the business world that people actually refer to
(08:27):
to determine the value of a company or value of organization.
When you have a players there, great, it might help
out you create more value for your franchise. But he's
not lasting, like enterprise value is when you create a
lasting improved value on something. In my mind, like when
people throw around these phrases just because it sounds cool
in a business meeting or like in a meeting room,
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it's not legitimate, Like, yes, he brings the value up
of that team while he's there, but.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
He's not a rookie.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
This isn't him getting you know, name your next superstar
that's going to change the value of franchise, hopefully for
twenty years and become the next Lebron Right.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
This is the end of his career.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
So as much as it looks good for the season
or I don't know, maybe two if he plays two,
like it's just how you're even taught we're talking about
is entirely different. And I think the tough thing.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Is for me.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Look, he's one of the greatest of all time. He's
done so many things right, it's just at the end
of his career. I know he wants the appreciation for
what he's done, and I think he's he's lived through
an era where there's so many people who try to
detract from him, and I don't really get that, to
be honest, but I will say this, he also has
given him some ammunition. And this is one instance where
(09:44):
you know, if he takes this next season and instead
of making it about a championship or about the team
or about everything else, but he makes about himself. It
only lends to more of that criticism.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Like I just I hope.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Wherever he goes it's more about winning an NBA Finals
as opposed to to the farewell Tour, because he'll get
that regardless. But I get concern when you see reports
of well they would to document the whole thing, It's like, well,
of course, like there's many people around to document it,
but like you don't have to be a part of
the production, like let someone else do it, like the
whole Goat debate, like other people.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Determine that, like when you were in that position.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
You hear Michael Jordan on these guys talk, they don't
refer themselves as that because it's it's for someone else
to make.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That case, not you.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Lebron James follows the process. And the only way I
could maybe make it like makes sense is it's almost
like the Rocky franchise, Like he's going to use the
same exact format, the same exact process, no matter what
he does, because it works.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
So what's that format? Let's break down the Rocky and
then well then we'll go from.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
That position, Rocky five Rocket, it's all Tommy Gun in
the streets. They are all the and and and what's funny,
not all the same. They are not all and in
fact getting to up topping. You and Jonas are up
topping and what Rocky two and.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Three, two and three and four by the way, four
till until you by the way.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I think I think Rocky too might be the best
of the bunch. You know, controversial, but I think Rocky
two might be.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
There's the bottom line. You you you have a guy.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
He's chanced to break it down.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Here's the here's the thing. Yeah, yeah, we're on DNA.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm not.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I wouldn't really go into that because like they are
all it is all the same format.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
And even with Creed, they took he gave. What he
did was he blessed Michael B. Anthony, Michael B Jordan,
Michael with with and that song right there, you can
use that song and every single was different.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
We found it all in Russia. We could all be.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
They are all the same. And that's we had something
going on in our history at that time.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And people got someonella poisoning, eating eggs raw just just
just drinking them. Oh, yeah, just cracking them into.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Putting them in my heavyweight gainer two thousand shakes. I
was like, chops, you mixed it with your metrocs. You
gotta cook these a little bit anyway.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Do you give one to your dog? We tried doing
that Forbid and he was had the run.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Put him on his food every like twice a week,
some eggs in there. I'm not going to try to
keep explaining it. I'm not. I'm not. Just now there
is there is a process connected to the Rocky franchise, okay,
and they stick to it. He sticks to it no
matter if you get to the point of where you're like, Rocky,
come on, you know your ass is too old to
(12:53):
be fighting in the streets like this. You're too old
to be going in and fighting Antonio Tarvor. But it
is still the same process. Like there's a problem, he
attacks the problem, he trains, he gets prepared for it,
he goes into the fight. He's getting his ass whip.
Sometimes he gets his ass whipped for the fight. Loses
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somebody something like hits you your your heartstrings. You lose
Polly or you know somebody, you know, Mickey gets sick
or whatever it is, and then here he is like,
that's the climax right there, like that the music right there,
and that's Lebron James. That's Lebron James. Every single off
season he follows the same exact process, whether he's going
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back to the same team or he's gonna end up
taking his talent somewhere else. He follows the Rocky franchise process.
I'm going to present it the same exact way. I'm
going to execute the same exact way, because that's what works,
whether you like it or you don't Lebron James.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, but he didn't have somebody in his camp do
a whiteboard breakdown of the meat he punched in a freezer,
you know, like, enough's enough. Just speed it up, dude.
And then and then this latest report is well it's
you know, he's going to take his time.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
It's going to take a little while. Of course, it
is all you got to take your carhoulder. Nobody wants
about all these possibilities.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Listen, it's going to be the calves, the heat, the
wars are the first thing to go.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I mean, wait, what wait, what are they trying to
trade for bronn.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Great point, it's a telltale sign it is uh.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
Alright, you see that you are we going back to
the last calves, back to the bus.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
No little calves, those are powerful calves. Yeah yeah, so
so Bronni muscle tone.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
It's say, what a package deal the Calves would be
willing to uh to trade for Bronni if.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Then bring in Bryce in the next next draft, because
that's really all he's doing. If he's not Jason Rings,
he's waiting to be able to play with Bronni and Bryce.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
You know, if you're the Calves, trade for Bronni and
then don't sign Lebron.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
I wish there was like enough NBA players who that
like ticked off, like they were.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Actually legitimately mad about it.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I'm not sure how many like old school guys there
still are on this sling because everyone's pretty friendly and
obviously Lebron's Lebron, so they're scared of upsetting him and
everything behind him. But it would be fun if you
just got someone who again going back to the rocky
Can we get the music going again?
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Oh? Yes, clean? Oh is that Bill CONTI I believe.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, But just like I mean, I guess on the
other side of the ring, you've got I don't know
who it is.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
I don't know if it's Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
He's got an old school, got a different approach to it,
even though I think Minnesota was thrown around as one
of the teams. But like pick your pick your star
player joker, Okay, I mean he just wants to play
with horses.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
I don't think he cares what is.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
He just likes his horses, that's all he cares about.
I'm just saying, just close your eyes for a second,
unless you're driving, then keep them open. But just imagine
across the ring. Right there's just name your superstar in
the NBA. And this just ticks him off the fact
that Lebron's not chasing rings, but he just trying to
chase time to play with his kids.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
He thinks this is a kid's game. He thinks this
is a family ordeal. He's not having any of that,
not in our house on this league.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Oh, we need someone to step up to say I'm
not taking this anymore.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
I'm breaking them up, break the knock his house out,
knocked them out. That's what we need ione to step
up here. I'm tired of it.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
I feel it. Yes, don't stop. I'm into it. I
feel it. I feel the power. I'm into it. I
feel the energy through my veins. Can you feel it?
Can you feel it? Yeah? Yeah, because if you could
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do it, he can do it. It's see you can
do it. That means we all can do it. We
can all be like lebrono whoa, whoa. Okay, I got
carried away and carried away sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, because because we all wouldn't storm out of the
room with ice packs on our knees if somebody else
got a game ball.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Forget your hairline. I love your hairline on this seat
right there? What are we doing?
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (17:55):
By the way, Ohio's finest.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I want to point that out, Brady Quid, your highness,
where are you from?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
You're part of that.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
You're part of that, that class you and Lebron.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, same class.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, it's unfortunately it is pretty cool to play with
your kids.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Just Lebron from Saint Clair.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Well we went to Saint Vincent, Saint Mary, so that's.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
A Saints a saint. Come on, man, what yeah, listen
round up?
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Fine, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
He said?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Sat He's gonna start looking up Google maps again and
giving the streets like.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
No, I know the area, he said, Saint Clair. I
was trying to you know, you were saying, you know
the other set.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Every time we mentioned anything clubs, she's like high Street, yeah,
everything on high Street?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Just because I'm a maps guy, I know things I
travel all right. I don't have to tell you that
guy's been there one time. You better tell you right now.
You better stop playing with me, Bait.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I'm sorry, what'd you say?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
You heard what I said? Bait?
Speaker 4 (19:00):
Why are you cutting off? Boy?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
How we say it out here? Man?
Speaker 4 (19:08):
You're an idiot?
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Do you even do you even know how you you
would spell it?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I know it's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Spelling.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
B I come.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
On there you go.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, that's how we run.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Hold on, hold on, be honest. Did you know before
today's show?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, So here's a uh so.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
During one of the breaks, I told Levars like, because
we heard the brand and I you sound, I was like,
I'm gonna drop that on, Brady, but don't say anything.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
I'm gonna pick a spot drop it on. I don't
even get it.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
How did I not notice that?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
How?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
I mean?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
It's so bro, It's like it's like you're trying to
say boy.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
It has felt.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
No it's just so dumb, Tom, stop playing with me.
But I'm not to be trifled with. By the way, here,
it is so good, so good. By the way, Uh,
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And guys want to say, you know, congratulations to the Kelseys.
So if you've listened along on this show long enough,
you also know that there were a couple of people
who doubted love. I would say disrespected it, and that
(22:36):
would be LeVar Arrington and Brady Quinn, who both questioned
the legitimacy of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's relationship. Thought
it was a publicity stunt. Thought it was the NFL
trying to take some of the fans of Taylor Swift
and infiltrate their league and their sport. And it was
(22:58):
me alone who said, no, no, no, no, let's not jump
to conclusions here, give them a chance. This is just
a couple that wanted something to be lasting and fulfilling
and something that was honest and legitimate and something quiet.
So they were married at Madison Square Garden over the weekend.
(23:19):
And uh, I'm assuming you two were not invited, but
it seems like everybody else was. So I'd like to
take this time to just say congratulations, and I hope
you have a happy and successful and lasting marriage.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
You aren't invited either, So he made me and Ben
bradyted and stuff going on.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Okay, can someone explain to me why there are so
many random people invited. I mean, there were people who
I don't even know if they knew them at all.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Tenny Capacits I mean, I look just I'm more.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Of an intimate type guy, like pretty private about the
personal life, you know, family life.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'll share some stuff, but I just if.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
You're gonna do a grand gesture like that, I guess
you might as well open it up to the entire
free world. But well, I guess, with the exception of
the barricades and the security actually get in Madison Square Garden.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
I wouldn't have handled it that way. Either way. I'm
glad it's over. I'm glad they're together. Still not sure
it's it's legit. I mean, well, I guess we'll see
if it's legit or not. But I mean it seems
like it.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, it was a real who's who, and I I
didn't know that, Like Baker Mayfield was there, so Matthew
Stafford was there.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yeah, but you could see how football players would cross
paths like I did.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Justin Thomas the golfer, Go did he That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Mayfield was smashing his chick that one.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Oh no, that was that was Wyndham Clark. Yeah, that
was the US Open.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Winnever oh he said. I didn't think he did.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
But he's he's rebounded pretty well.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
We're gonna check that out. Can help you find Emily
Tanner's Instagram page. Anyway, The point is it felt like
there was just a lot of like random people invited.
Some people have been speculating based on the invite list.
Some of this may be attributed to what Travis Kelcey
wants to do next, Like there's executives from Amazon and
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Fox who are there, so maybe that's his next move,
which I thought was odd, but I guess also they
probably really liked that being invited to a wedding of
that magnitude and feeling like they had a, you know,
a foot in the door for maybe getting Kelsey's services.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
M I mean, that's it's a hell of a way
to try and you know, tie it all together that
Amazon and Fox were there so they would be the
front runners to get Travis Kelcey after he did sides.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
To walk away. I I'll be honest.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
With you, if I did get invited, I'm good, like
have fun everybody. That's way too much for me. That's
why listen Brady, and Brady knows this, but man, I
told him, He's.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Like, man, when are you gonna get married. You know,
you guys been together forever. I'm like, hold on, man,
I got a plan. He goes, when's it gonna be?
I'm like, pandemic. Once there's a pandemic, prices will drop.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
And you'll have the awkward hey, social distancing stuff. And
so because that was going around, I didn't want to
invite that many people anyway. So he used that as
an excuse. So cheap, I'm telling you he is so cheap.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
Do you know he didn't have he had a cash bar,
like he made people pay for drinks.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
That's correct, Yeah, I gave both.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
By the way, is that not to get off on
a complete tangent, but I do think this is necessary.
Is that not the ultimate? Like you went to a
bad wedding if they make you pay for drinks?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yes, I won't say ultimate, but that definitely is on
the checklist.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
What's what's ain't hire on that list of bad weddings?
Is it no alcohol at all? Judging by the way,
if that's how you choose to do your nupetibles and
all that.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Limited a limited free bar is offensive. I'd rather pay
for the drink I want than have a limited free
bar with nothing that I want at all. Yeah, I
went to one. My buddy had one where it was
free bar for like an hour, and then after that
you had to pay. It's that's not bad, Like they
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gave you a little bit of time. Don't be you're
gonna do it go all the way, Jones. Don't don't
be a hypocrite like we we're just listening. We're only
talking about this based off of how cheap you are
about how you went about your wedding. Yeah, but there
was a full blown pandemic, not a pandemic for an hour.
All I'm saying is, if you're going to have a bar,
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have a bar, have it open, and have them be
able to deliver whatever drink it is they want. If
it's nothing crazy, if it's not like a slushy or
something like that, a dacorie of some sort, If it's
just a regular mixed drink that the person would want,
with a decent line of wine weather red and white,
(28:15):
you're good. But a limited bar offensive a limited time
free bar, cordial courtesy. But you just ain't got it.
And I understand that like that that makes sense, no
bar at all. You shouldn't have a wedding. Wait till
you can afford a bar and then have your wedding.
(28:37):
That would be my advice to people.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Have it for some people have for religious reasons.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
But man, religious people drink too. Man. Yeah, Jesus said,
I will usually do this. But he turned that water
back in the wine and said keep the party going.
Oh boy, I'm just saying he did touch it.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Really, details from the wedding you could share with us
would maybe one of no or three pun on this
segment altogether.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I mean I don't know what, like what details. I
haven't seen much, just pictures of who attended. I saw,
you know, the Staffords were there. I saw Baker Mayfield.
Who else was there? That was kind of a.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Random trying to think.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh, there was some discussion because Taylor Swift's her best
friend was wearing the same dress as somebody else who
also arrived. It's like, dude, there's only so many Macy's around, Like,
of course you're going to be wearing the same stuff
from time to time.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
It is what it is.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
And then it was a big I will say this,
I do admire the subtle frugalness of it all, because
you think, Madison Square guard man, this is going to
be expensive. Sure, but it was on a weekday, all right,
So they did. They did put this together on a weekday,
which weekday weddings are much more affordable than weekend weddings.
(29:54):
So I do I do, you know, admire their their
way to work that in and and congratulations to him.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
That's that's where I begin. And then with the congratulations
and good luck. I know what marriage is like. It's
not easy. I can only imagine how much more complicated
and difficult it is to maintain a healthy relationship when
you're both famous and one is like crazy crazy crazy famous.
So I just wish him luck there. That's it. I'm
(30:23):
not going to get too deep with that part of it,
you know.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
I like that. I like what he did there, Like
you did that? Can I say? Did he sign there?
You think? Like, how do you think that one of
that one?
Speaker 3 (30:31):
I would? Why not?
Speaker 4 (30:33):
Justas likes that?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Now now we're getting spicy Jonas, Yeah, did he what?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
He's locked up? Right? Now? What do you mean he
wasn't at the He wasn't at the wedding. So what
wait what you asked about Diddy? You said Diddy? I
said he wasn't at the wedding, Okay, that was over
your head. I'm just saying, was there baby oil after?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
It's still his mind went to the actual prenuptial agreement.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
He really was, it's still it's still early. I'm not
greased up yet. And if he did sign a prenupt
what would that prenupt consist of? Does he get nothing?
Do they walk away with what they both left with?
Or do you say, because for what it's worth, you
would have to say both of their values were were boosted,
(31:25):
even though Taylor Swift wouldn't necessarily need it. But I
would argue Taylor Swift's brand took a decisive you know,
trending up more based off of her, you know, integration
into football culture.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
I mean, and she took him away from all.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
The stuff he was into it.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
What culture?
Speaker 3 (31:47):
I mean culture?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Hey, man, us, she took him away from us all
of a sudden, they're gonna sign with the Lakers.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Was on your team?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah? He was? He was, you know he was, And
she out here talking about.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
I were you top gunning tros Kel.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
I mean, she wasn't bad. She was not a bad catch.
I'll tell you that. He was good to go. I mean,
they were going to have more athletic kids, you know.
But I'm learning this as I get older too. Being
athletic isn't everything either, you know, like you're growing up
as a kid, like all your kid is more smart
(32:29):
and more into other things rather than being an athlete.
There's nothing wrong with that. There's a different there's there's
different worlds out there, different parallels. You don't have to
just be an athlete. But he would have had an
athlete with the other one. Now he's going to have
a thesbian with this one. Well, I mean, I mean
(32:51):
I would assume that's being well, yeah, listen, she's uh,
you know, probably a great So the funniest thing is
when people always correct me, like none of y'all corrected me,
which was kind of funny. It's like the first time
I said it and never been yes, yeah, whatever, And
they love to correct me and say thespian, which they're right,
(33:15):
but I was right to Well that love is so real?
How real? Is it real?
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Love?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
I'm Mary J. Blige love. He forgot every everything, everything,
I mean, he totally left home, blake, home, pate plate,
home base, he ventured out. Do you think do you
think Rob Plinka set them up? For Taylor Swift. But yeah,
(33:45):
keep the theme, keep the theme consistent. Okay. Were there
are a lot of Lakers at the Were there a
lot of Lakers at the wedding? They were on her side?
Where their protest? Outside? Was Colin cow Herd on a
nee or knock tower? Was Colin Kaepernick on to the
knee outside? Were they protesting the wedding on the outside day?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Congratulations and uh was Reverend now Sharpton out there?
Speaker 3 (34:21):
Maybe they maybe that Reverend you showed me a short
time ago. Oh, maybe send that to Brady.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
You send that.
Speaker 3 (34:30):
Hey.
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Speaker 1 (35:42):
This after your sports weekend happens, so it's time to
get the FSR IR report.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
This is where we reported he issues injuries ailments from
a long holiday weekend here for the crew. So anybody
got anything to report anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Well it wasn't me, but it was one of my alums,
of one of my fellow lettermen, and uh, you know
all Americans and Tamba Ali. He was working out and
training with Man Man with with Hiro on Gracie, one
of the famed Gracie Brothers with Gracie family. Well, apparently
(36:24):
they were going so hard for so long Tamba sweated out,
like literally sweated out. So we were leaving the Gracie
University to go to the beach to go get in
the water, cold water, hydro therapy whatever. We get there,
we're waiting, We're calling, he's not answering, calling, he's not answering.
(36:45):
Then finally his wife answers and goes, yeah, he's laid
out in the parking lot. We're still here at the
parking lot, and we called the medic because he was dehydrating,
overly dehydrating. So I'm a big I'm a big proponent,
and everybody knows I'm a big supporter of first responders.
Apparently it sounded like the Torrents Fire Department, one of
(37:09):
the guys in particular, was just not fond of being
there to assist Tomba being dehydrated and was like mishandling
him so to speak, like was really really jagging and
jerking and whatever. The ivy it didn't want to really
do it. Then he ends up doing it and doing
(37:30):
it all kinds of different times. All I say is
I hope Torrance Fire Department, you know, I hope that
they It isn't all the way true that they didn't
want to help him out. All he was was dehydrated
and we're here to protect and serve. But that was
my eye. Tomba went into a full cramp, full body
(37:52):
cramp after training and torrents and the fire department didn't
want to It kind of seemed like, I guess it
was one guy in particular that wasn't really into it.
So I hope you do better a little bit moving forward.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
You know, am I missing something? Who's Tamba?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Oh? Wow? You don't know who Tomba is? Who are
referring to Tamba Ali? Tamba Ali? You played for Kansas City? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
I played with them. Sorry, I know you say his
last name? Yeah, Tomba missed that.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
I didn't know that there was a few guys out there.
You know, you need to say their whole name. I
felt like Tamba might be one of like this, I
only know one Tamba.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
Yeah, now I think about it, I know one too.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
I just I didn't want to assume that we both
only knew one Tamba.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, well, yeah, so that would be Joice.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
How many Thomas do you know?
Speaker 1 (38:40):
None?
Speaker 4 (38:41):
Even him?
Speaker 3 (38:43):
He knows the Mondevu though, ye Melee, the Melee.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
Characters of the Calamani Cristo or no, they're from They're
from Big Ca.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
They're from that that show. What was it, Big Cats?
I don't know, Hats of the Cats of the Serengetti
or something like that. Yeah, my brother he told everybody
he was gonna name his kids. Okay, they followed these
two lines around that were brothers, and one one is
Greets with Fire, which I think is ange Wi the
Bailey or something like that.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
You know how there's always those stats of like how
many people burn themselves on Fourth of July or loose fingers.
I think we had Lorraina talk about that on our
show last week. Our family, Our family became a statistic.
Oh yoh, no, I know, and I'm not gonna shed
any blame. However, I wasn't even aware that my wife
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bought like any sort of fireworks.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
You already blamed. There you go. The blame took place, all.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Right, easy. I mean now I feel you're putting me
in a.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Corner, all right.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
No, no, no, I'm just saying I walked out into
a situation where I saw a bunch of sparklers.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
I was like, all right, that's safe. It's good for
the kids. It's like to hurt anything. Oh no, by
the way, heard a little trick.
Speaker 5 (39:58):
You light it for the bottom and then it burns
up as opposed to down.
Speaker 4 (40:03):
Did we talk about this last week?
Speaker 3 (40:05):
No?
Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah, so's an interesting little way of doing it. If
you if you want in the future, if you light
it on the bottom closest to your hand, if you
give it to a kid after that, it burns away
from them as opposed to it.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
Burning from the top down.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
So well, a trick that obviously wasn't where the bird
came in was completely unaware of someone then going into
the package of fireworks and then lighting smoke bombs, which
are are smelly. They don't do anything besides smoke, and
it's not really that cool. It's not like back in
the day where you like you're watching a ninja movie
(40:37):
or teenage mutan ninja turtles, where you throw the smoke
bomb to like, you know.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Get out of somewhere. It's not like that.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
Uh, they just fizzle, smell bad and then they burn
really hot, and uh unfortunately one of the kids was
running out with thought shoes on. Oh no, and and
and stepped on one. Well even though they thought it
was burned out, but it was still hot. So oh yeah,
scream crowd too.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh yeah, there's some good blustering, some good blustering going on.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
But it was one of those where I was like
looking at the entire situation thinking, you know, I wasn't
involved in any of this.
Speaker 4 (41:09):
I just had to walk into it.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
And I was like, oh, well, I mean probably less
than to the masses, Like Dad should probably be a
part of whatever is going on with fireworks. I'll just
I'll leave it at that, but it's probably good to
have dad involved in the planning execution of how fireworks
should go on.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
No, no, I'm thinking about I got burnt too. I
got burnt. She wasn't paying attention. I wasn't paying attention
and one of the homies was passing and I grabbed
the cheery end of the blunt of Ah. I hated
that I burnt my hand been there before, tell me
(41:46):
about it. You got to pay attention to when you're grabbing,
you know, the blunt, so you don't burn yourself