You’re Enough For Me

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the astrologicals creeper ray, oh Dang's recording already,
all right, a homie. So for the next horoscope, say
for the twenty twenty threes or whatever it is, cancer
a all right. So Esa in twenty twenty three sees
cancer homies like wanting to crawl, homie, you know, like

(00:22):
a crab, like into their comfort zone as soon as
they get a chance on me. All right, But the
planet say like he don't do like that, you know
now right now, Like you know, if you sit there
and chill, you know, some crab food might come, you know,
scoop you up a and then you know, and then
you end up like on a plate like a esta,

(00:42):
like a long John Silver's a or Captain De's and
you're like just right there, like, oh dang, I could
have been living a different life, but I wanted to
crawl and to be like that, you know, so you
know you need to be a crab and move homie,
like you know, um wow, like wild out this year,
like hey, you know I got these pinchers like I
am good. I got a little shell, you know, or

(01:05):
like you know something, I got some protective gear on Homie.
It's like a wow, loud a little bit all right,
and be passionate, homie. Be passionate about whatever you doing, homie,
and like like crab balck at you know, like crab
walk up homie, you know, like all feed minute, like
you know, craw crab walk up to some high now
you know what I'm saying on me and spit some
crab game. Hey, like you know, get your little pinchures

(01:27):
a little wet or whatever, and then uh, you know,
do a little snip snip pui and uh he like
what are you doing right now? And then they why'd
you pinch me like that? Well, because I'm anna crab
me huh. And this is how you know, I'm trying
to get at you right now. So you know they'll
probably be receptive of would be like, hey, then you
ram it on. You have a bunch of little crab
hoomies and you know, and be good to her a
you know, because you have pinture like that. So he

(01:49):
you know, she's you know, she's all like that. Um,
but yeah, I worked out there, So that's what's up.
Famous crabs or I mean some famous cancers, eh estate
like uh, Meryl streeps homie and she's an older high
and I am, and I'm pretty sure she's still alive,
so like, yeah, you know, she's doing pretty good on me.

(02:09):
And Este she was like, you know, she she's a
crab eg, so she don't really like because dogs won't
kind of mess with her. You know, you see perritos
a little videos a perritos like out there they're in
like uh, you know Caribbean islands, Orte Coast, they're in
Costa Rica or whatever, and they're like the dogs are

(02:30):
a want to chase a little crab and it's kind
of you know, it's kind of a holmi lead that
fall alone or whatever. So anyways, Holmi that that infected
it or affected how Meryl streeps say, because she's a crab, Like, hey,
I don't really like how dogs be chasing my homies
around like that or my family. So she asked to
play the you know, the high now one hundred and

(02:51):
one Dalmatians they like, you know where she's trying to
get rid of these perritos like nah, like child with
these folks because they chase my family on the little
crib be An islands and this and that a so
she was like she played that where she was trying
to get rid of all the dogs. Ay, and everybody
thought like, oh, it's because she was evil. And you know,

(03:11):
she had that nice convertible, homie, she had a nice convertible.
Nobody thought us because she liked convertibles. No homies because
her her pincher's a could you know, could be free
into the area because otherwise she would cut up the
car and everything and you know, and so anyways, for me,
that's why she didn't like dogs that much. A And
she wanted to play that role one hundred one dalmatians.

(03:32):
So that's what's up, all right. And another famous cancers
a is that's the Chris Pratt. He all right, and
Chris Pratt on me at first, I was like, okay,
it's a feator here, um, you know. And and they
everybody knew in Hollywood that he was a crab homie.
So they wanted him to be the guardian. You know,

(03:55):
by guardian, I mean m riddle me this a guardian
of the galaxies. A. So he didn't turned to a
movie franchise. U. He fucked up for a little bit,
homie because he started putting his political views and you know,
he supports Trump and all that and it's all right, homie,
do your thing, but you're an actor, A you don't
need to be putting that on your instagrams or whatever.
So just stick to that vote for You're gonna vote

(04:16):
for um. But yeah, stick to that A because and
then after he put that, everybody's all giving him talking
pop us to him. And then so he started posting
fleet cuzz with his black friends and were like, ah, homie,
you're just digging yourself deeper, homie. UM. So, I don't
really know if he's like the whatever, the candidate to
be guarding the galaxy doing dumb pedal like that on
his social media, but that's eisi're hearing norther, homie. The

(04:38):
point is that he's healthy. A you know, Labato looks
good and he's a crabby all right, So what's up, hey, homie? Sorry,
I gotta come and do a correction. And I've just
been informed by my by my homies right here A
uh that A it was It wasn't a Meryl streep
say that was ane hundred one Domatians. It was cling

(05:00):
close on me but side scared like to me, homie,
and my meant that that's pretty much the same high night.
You know what I mean. That's like it's like, hey,
you say potato, I say, uh papas or whatever. You know,
it's the same petal homi. So yeah, so pretty much
Meryl Street. And it's the Glen Close. Uh pretty much
the same high Night, same vibes or whatever. So that's

(05:20):
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(06:53):
Gingy on this show. Good Daniel, so nice to fanieling
meet you. Oh my god, it's a pleasure to me.
You know, I've been waiting. Oh have you? Yeah, I
mean not too loud. Yeah, we'd be talking and we'd
been talking for well, it's been about three and a
half weeks now. Like these apps, they're so crazy, and

(07:16):
I don't know if you're gonna be a crazy gear
sin Well, I didn't know if you were, but I've
had to find out. I'm a curious guy. So what
are you gonna order? I think men order which in
a po live? Okay? Do you want any apps? You know?
Yeap yangswers? You know. I think I'm gonna have to
get the order choke Oysters, grant. Do you like fried pickles? Yeah?

(07:42):
Any kind of? Do you have a dipping sauce you prefer?
I can't get. I like little options. I like to
have options in my dipping tiats. Let's have what kind
of dipping thiots do they have here? Looks like they
have about three or four kind of dipping thiots. We
should get all of the dipping tiachts. That's a lot
of ramakins. Yeah, it is a lot of ramikins. Oh

(08:03):
you're you're Oh thanks, I mean you're smart. I guess
if you knew what I was saying, that means you're
smart too, I would have just called it a thiost dish.
I like your down home charm. Where are you from?
Originally I'm from Ubisi? What was that ubascinni? Oh? Ubi city? Yeah,

(08:24):
but I fancy him time in a round fort latter yale. Okay,
you've a city I've heard can get pretty wild. Yeah,
it gets a little crazy in those biorns in the
in the barns. It was a born exactly like I said,
a ramakin, But I don't know born. They're usually on
from your arms, and then they have the bjorn that's

(08:46):
where they keep the horses and you know, little chickens
and yeah, okay, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah,
a born, okay, abjorn? What's up? Any? Oh? No that
I've never heard your accent before. I was just trying
to place it. Is that what everyone from around your

(09:08):
part kind of sound like? No, I mean I'm just Cynthia.
I'm just Synthia and just be my's yelled, Oh I
like that, just Cynthia. I think that's enough for me.
It's so sweet a beautista Apia, its sweet year, little
sweet yard Nan, And you're right. All I can do

(09:31):
is yelled. I used to drink tequila in a yarn.
It ain't real crazy. Didn't ever think i'd have a
chance at a real Romania. But now I'm meant this
Nian and his name is Dan. He seems like he

(09:55):
has a life plan and Lou, that's my yea because
I just Didn'thia join me. And Cynthia is enough for me,
because I'm just Cynthia, and what yan, Cynthia's enough for me. Oh,

(10:19):
I'm just gonna can't get with you. I want to
spend kind with Ludian will give me a chance at
Roemia sounds good, fam because I'm just Yentnia. Cynthia is
enough for me. You might have to take up your

(10:41):
pants in Yanni, they're button flat. Let's get it out
of here. Let's go all right, hey, Homie, isn't the
next one is that Leo horoscopes? Hey for twenty twenty
threes on me all right, and they're symbol or whatever

(11:02):
is the lyon homieh King of the Jungle. Um all right, homie.
Also for the brave leose, nothing in life is hard, Homie,
you know what I mean, because they're like, hey, we're
gonna handle this, um, even though all the year might
throw some challenges in your path, You're gonna do great, homie,
all right, So don't trick. Be positive this year a lion, homies,

(11:24):
you know what I mean? And right from um like
the first of the month, believe in the good things, Homie.
Cherish the moments you have instead of worrying about like
what is not there for you know what I mean.
Just churish the good things like you know, because like
around the third quarter, Homie, when the planet Jupiter will
be in action, things will definitely improve for the good Homi.

(11:46):
All right, and Venus will be there too, Homie, to
bring like some changes and positivity to your professional life
on me all right, but hold you know, hold yourself back,
Homie from attacking too soon, you know, be like a
lion waiting being patient. You know, when's that time to strike?
You know, because that Saturn and Rale who would be
there to give you hurdles and hindrances from time to time, homie,

(12:09):
they're gonna be right there, all right. Thus, be aware, homie,
of the challenges at me. Be there in your life, homie,
especially like health wise a as the new year could
be you know, like a little hard in terms of
your well being, homie. All right, but you're lying, so
you got that just a something's little wrong with me.
Just make some adjustments, say, you know what I'm saying,
whether it be to your diet or to just not

(12:31):
surrounding yourself with dum fools or what there? All right,
that's so and some So I'm famous. Leo's a r est,
uh like Madonna's on me. So Madonna, like yeah, she
was like a lyon and she was ramming whoever done.
She was being all sexual, homie, like um black a virgin,

(12:52):
But she was like a virgin for not that long, homie,
because she got rounded out pretty good. But you know
our count respecto, homie. I say that, you know, because
obviously she's a sexual person. So she's gonna want a
lot of polo, you know, And she gained that, Homie,
and she she achieved that. And then but now, Homie,
it's like, dang, you know, the lion ran its course,
says I don't know if you've seen her recently, Homie. Um,

(13:14):
but she doesn't look like a lion at all, Homie.
She looks like, um, what's that movie, Homi where the
food's wearing the mask? Is it? You know? And he
looks all crazy? Is it? Like? Uh, what's the one?
Ain't the series of the movies that it's like all
about like puzzles and torture, murder, shit like Craig Saw, Homie.

(13:36):
She looks like the you know, the mascot out from
that movie Saw. That's what my donna looks like. Now, hey,
and it's a trip like, dang, homegirl, you should have
just you know, accepted that, hey, the lion needs to
just chill now. But she was like, no, I'm gonna
still try. But everybody's like nah, homie, And so but
you know, congratulations, say she had a good career, she

(13:56):
did her thing, But now her face looks all fucked up.
So that's what's up, all right. Some other famous leos homie,
are it's that Kylie Jenners. Hey, So Kylie Jenner, homie,
like she never had to really work for nothing herself.
But that's neither here nor there, homie. The point is
is that she's a baller, hey, you know, and so

(14:16):
she had like makeup pekin save like all these things
she could ram whoever. I think she rams NBA players
like the rest of her family. Huh she does, huh. Yeah,
So she's getting that big those big old NBA polos, homie,
just boom all up inside and everything. She's like, dang,
you just inspire me to put out another makeup line.
So thanks NBA polo for giving me the inspiration like that.

(14:40):
So in that sance or whatever, she is a lion, homie.
So even though she had a good kickstart with her
family being on ballers already, she's doing pretty good. Hey,
So keep doing her thing. Ram who you want a ram?
And um, you know, just keep representing for the leos
out there, right, that's who sucks. Mmmmmmmmmm. We got that

(15:07):
laughter for your soul and now too. Then to the
freaky gay on this show. Yeah, excuse me. I purchased
this phone charger the other day and either I'm an
idiot and I don't know how to use a freaking
phone charger, or I bought a defective product at this

(15:30):
little hut. Oh dang, well, first of all, food, it's
called the kiosk um. But let me try to plug
it in to see it, you know, for having the
same problem right here, I'm like, god, unbelievable. Oh yeah,
hey you know what. Look you're right food? Um this cables,
I'm ass the hello, I just said that. I think
that's what I just told you. So my god, Um, sir,

(15:56):
I know it's like upsetting to buy something and it's
not right sometimes, you know, those things happen, you know.
So I'm glad to like reimburse you, but you need
to have the receipt. So do you have the receipt? Okay,
are you kidding? Excuse me? Do you not remember me
coming in here yesterday? Oh yeah, you know what I remember,

(16:19):
because you already looked like all mad food. So I
was thinking, like, why is this fool all mad? To
answer your question, I don't have a receipt. I may
have thrown it away. Do you want me to go
look through the garbage like a freaking dog? So I
can give you a receipt for a ten dollar product
that never even worked in the first place. This is unbelievable.

(16:42):
Oh dang well, sir, as I was saying food, I
was wondering yesterday, like why is this fool all mad?
You know? So I had taken my lunch break food
early and I saw you in the parking lot and
I saw that you're ride food and no disrespect. I
don't think I'm like crossing the lines. But you have

(17:05):
a nice car and it's a BMW, you know, like
a new one too. But I noticed that, like you
don't have rims food rims. You don't put rims on
the beamer, you know what. Food. People think that rims
are for that driver, and that's partly true food, but

(17:27):
it's also for other people, you know, like when they
see the rims, they all of a sudden forget their
problems food and they start having a better day and
or anything. So, you know, wouldn't it be nice food
to provide that to others? Okay, yeah, I guess um.
But also food like rims can make your car happy too,

(17:50):
you know, so it'll run better and it'll just kind
of like, you know, put its chests out a little
more for you to shine. You know, people don't think
about that food. You know. It's like, you know, you
have a lady right like I do, and she's beautiful
food like inside and out, you know, and every once
in a while, you know, give her some flowers to
get her all hyped up. Food and then food we

(18:14):
start making all crazy food. Yeah, and sometimes she'll start like,
you know, like over my jeans food, start touching my bottles. Yeah, food,
And so I'm like, dang, I get off, you know,
I get excited, I get pumped up. And then sometimes
food she'll even like she'll start like chopping me up,

(18:37):
chopping me up. Yeah. We're like um um oral sex
foo and like so you know what I mean, wood
like that came from from that, from like giving her
flowers and stuff like that. It you know, what makes
your little warning food and so you know, it kind
of works out. It's a win win food for everybody,
you know what I mean. So anyway, school, right here,

(19:00):
I have this catalog food um it has about um
twenty seven hundred rim options food and all sizes. So
you can check this out right here, you know, because
you know what I mean. For like, don't you want
your right to feel beautiful like that? I mean when
you put it like that, I don't mind getting chopped up.
You know that's right. Food. Let's see see yeah, check

(19:24):
it out. Food and this is chrome chrome. Yeah, food,
you can chrome. And if you have rings like that
from another car or something, or the rings that you have, food,
they could dip them food, dip them in chrome. Food.
Oh you know you mean like color chrome. Yeah, well

(19:44):
not the coloring food, it's real chrome food that they
put on there. They dip it in there. Yeah. Food. Um,
well about about my charger here? You know, can can
I get a new one? Or what's happening? Wow? Yeah? Food?
Well the thing is food sometimes, um you know these

(20:07):
things happening food. And I'm here at this chiosk food
just trying to, you know, do the right thing always
and at this chiosk food, we have rules that we
need to follow. Food. So without your receipt, homie, like,
I'm sorry, but I can't give any cash back, but
I could give you store credit food store What the fuck?

(20:33):
So what did your parents do? Um? But yeah, a
lot of cestion. I'm just trying to get to know you.
I mean we repaired reactors. Okay, yeah, I'm like the
other um she was a yellower she did, um steel
worker yellower sore. Okay yeah, garment, yeah, okay. I like

(20:59):
your arm it. Thanks. I mean I like those little
strings you got hanging from your your little zip up hoodie.
Oh man, have to kill them those strings. Later sent you.
You're kind of hot. You're a little dipping sauce. Yeah.
I'm gonna make you my little yam again. Ranna Cannon again.

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