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May 25, 2026 56 mins

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We talked about the bedazzlement epidemic, Wemby going full alien again, the Knicks, and Dookie Butt of the Week. 

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
How does that math math I'd be I swear to god,
all were like, oh.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, we were just doing too hot for radio segment
of too hot for rad it's a too hot for radio.
It was like listening to a fucking too short sorry
DJ quick song or whatever on.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
The fucking radio.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
If we'd have bleeped out the stuff, we couldn't have
said they would, you wouldn't have been able to hear
any other conversation.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Couldn't even heard that all right before we get started, Bro,
you'all heard about the be dazzled epidemic. No for real,
what this epidemic? Nigga? Niggas out here, various be dazzled
all over that ship?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Bro, what are you saying like Ryanstones.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Ryan, Ryan Stones? Motherfucker. This ain't even like Jim Jones.
I really mean it. This this ain't this ain't that
time here. It's different like this Pearls. You know this, this,
this is this is sequence nigga. This is nigga. I'm
I'm talking about various be dazzling nigga.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Like you talking about niggas is wearing that.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Niggas just come out the motherfucker be dazzled nigga. The nigga,
I swear to God outside, Bro, I don't know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
You don't talk about.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
There's an epidemic of of of young black men wearing.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dazzled jeans from really, my my, my homegirls are talking
about this, be dams with epidemic, and I'm like, you know,
my buckers be saying ship. I was like, all right,
I don't be believing nobody, honest, I'm real skeptical ship.
I'm on outside. I'm like, Yo, they told the damn true. Nigga,
believe women niggas this pandemic. Motherfucker Nigga, you seeing got

(01:58):
a motherfucker age. What hey, bro, Nigga, I'm okay listening.
I was in Indianapolis, right, first of all, had a
fucking ball. So this real ship ship trap music.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Nigga, you said Indianapolis. You said what he said?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
He used an Indianapolis and then like, yeah for for
work five twenty that you feel me anyway, nigga, it
was it was.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
It was a We had a fucking ball in that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's why I say, don't choose, don't don't judge the
city by the white people. Judge by the niggas man,
because you know what I mean, because that we had
I had a ball with I had a ball with them,
you feel me. There was no subway saying which just
eating it all? Brother, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
But like you know, I ain't no shit about Indianapolis,
but I knew any city that gave us Jeff T
and Mike Apps had to be a all.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Right and them niggas is cool as fun. We had
the motherfucking after party. This nigga hand pull up in
a truck park on the south He said, y'all with me,
come on, walk through the line, said we in this
like let him him heard heard they in? You feel
me like this? Hey?

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Hey they different? It was hell of fun.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Anyway, What can I ask you to return to the
rhine Stones?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
All all ages, Bro, I'm talking about. I'm seeing niggas
my age hoodie be dazzled nigga our age they're doing.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
I'm like, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I swear to God, Bro, it's young niggas too, but
nigga's our age just like you know, you know the
niggas that's still and I honestly, bro, I saw some
older niggas that's my age, even older in the club,
and I'm like, yo, they look like having fun.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
They someone brought their lady with him.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm like, I might bring roller to the club three
folk times a year. When the kids get older, I'm like,
I might be an old nigga in the club with
my lady.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Type shit.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Nigga. They having a ball, wrapping that hood ship, drinking hookah,
all that ship nigga a little fun. But them niggas,
some of them niggas had a dazzled me. Nigga, look
shryus be daszling nigga like I'm talking about im, talk
about I'm taling about nigga. The hoodie, the T shirt, the.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Pants described a dazzlement on the hoodie, bro the.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Hack nigg I'm talking about the pearls, sequins, motherfuckers, all
types of ship nigga. Anything that glistens, nigga. Okay, when
you see it, be dazzled. When you be dazzled some ship,
you know what that is? Right? You never seen nothing.
You just want me to say, be dazzled, right, that's
what you do, or you don't understand what be dazzlming is.

(04:22):
I am not aware of. This is a trend that
I think it is.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Black people ship. This might be a cultural block, Yeah,
this might.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I know.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I'm around a lot of teenage kids. I've I've not
seen kids in hoodies with pearls.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
These got on jeans, shorts, rhymestones.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
There's a gun.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
There's rhinestones on the jeans on a jean shorts.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Nigga, you load that motherfucker up with rhinestones and you
shoot it on your clothes.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I'm not lying, Nigga. Trimmering, dazzled, dazzled, timberland. I'm seeing,
like I said, all types. I didn't think things that
will be dazzled. I didn't know could be that be
be dazzled. I'm like, I'm like, I'm looking around, nigga.
I'm like, hey, it's a lot of shiny shit. You
got to wear your some lesson inside. Nigga, you feel me,
it's I'm not and you think I'm joking. Bro, I'm

(05:12):
looking around. I'm everybody got it on. It's a thing now, bro.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Hey dog, it used to be something that fifty plus
aunties were on.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Heavy, but now that yeah, now the youngest they be,
they got they they got all through the hoodies.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
The nigga had on sweatpants sweatsuits. Be dazzled sweatsuits, Niggas, I.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Said, Damn, nigga juice coulture ash nigga. Nigga gotta dazzled
on the booty shicks. Hey, the candy is turn it
upside down. There might be something about that shot man.
The back got the nigga all right, all right, I didn't.
They might be righting by that back, you nigga. It's
upside down outside now. I'm like, damn, Hey, it's different.

(05:58):
And the humegirl saying they like, Damn, I feel away.
I feel away.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
These nigga's out here.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
I was shot at the type ship nigga. Anyway, I
can't have nothing, that's what they say.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I can't have nothing. Hey, be dazzled ship sold out
in Michaels cause the niggas doesn't take it. They can't
even dazl They go to hobby lobby out of be dazzling.
Only one to be dazzled bag per customer. Nigga. There's
a shortage, nigga. Hey, they hold out like eggs now
when the eggs, Hey put one of them bags back niggas.

(06:34):
We don't got many of us, don't hoard them, you
feel me? Hey, that back of dazzling right now? Ship crazy,
it's de das even a word. I'm just making up
ship No. I mean, I know what you're saying. I
don't know if it is a word, but that's what
we call it. Be dams. That's when nigga. I'm like, hey, hey,

(06:56):
I think it is a word. I just feel right.
They feel too good now to be a word.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
It's a word, it's a it's a word for sure.
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Welcome to Jenkison Jones independently on an operators is.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Last year is Sunday, May twenty fourth.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
We've got some poedattlement ourselves to talk about. We got
NBA basketball, we got Dookie Butt of the Week, we
got all kinds.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Of what I'm saying is a free show. I'm i tweaking. Oh.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
I think it was probably the comment about the vaccine.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Turning got Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Maybe it's people on our discord right now saying that like,
if you don't let us squirrel, come fuck.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Your wife, you're an eco terrorist.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Hey, you gotta take a stamp of Jackson. I feel
like just got out of a drunk and I'm the
most You.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Don't sit on the chair for a squirrel. These niggas
ready to fight all these damns worlds. I'm not I
the whole ship with the tripping off like, look, it
ain't that deep. Nigga's better to fight over these damn squirrels.
Man ain't life like, he ain't gotta be like.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
There is more important things going on. I squear to
God them Squirrel's gonna be fine, nigga, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Like I said, as someone who is very much pro
squirrel and all walks in my life, I feel Jackson
like he's playing him and him and him and the wifey.
They're playing shit, bro. They want shit to grow like
that is a labor of love and patience. You plant
some shit, you don't get results, you know results are
coming in weeks or months away, and then you wake
up in the morning the squirrel and Doug your ship up.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And ain't that motherfucker that squirrel?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'd be mad at him too.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
I squirrel over the street.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
This the third time that mother forgotten away? You feel me?
I'm not that, but the third time squirrels have you
know what I'm saying, that's just for the action personal experience. Yeah, man,
he's feeling the way for Jackson. Let's not ignore this
man's experience.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Come on, guys, Yeah, well that's my I'm looking at
a POC's lived experience and valuing it, and I guess,
I guess that's experience.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Pardon me, you know, part of me.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
I feel it's it's it's so disrespectful for the squirrels
to eat what him and his girl are trying to
create out pee all.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Over his patio.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Bro. I didn't even I've never seen a squirrel pee
and it's all over his patio.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Bro. Bro, Like they're like, hey, this seed, you and
your girl playing in love. I'm going to poop this motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Out tomorrow on your ship tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
With the squirrels here.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Come on, man, come on, that got to be some
unity somewhere.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
It's like after the I mean, I'm just like a
pro person person, I guess, Like, you know, there's people
in southern California like that, like, well, the coyotes were
here first, but what does that mean? Like coyotes was
here first, sod.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
They want to operate there for that, brother, click clack
like I will.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I will choke a coyote to death with my bare hands.
You said, you said what I would choke a coyote
with my bare hands if it ran up on Izzy,
on my beautiful course, little I would choke.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
I just just I just pulled that forty cal out.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
But you c give you know they call the people
man let that.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's see people get paid for that. Nigga. You know
what I mean.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
Let's keep people employed.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
You feel me.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
It's called out here, nigga what we talked about.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Uh anyway, Yeah, Jackson is with his uh his other
family for the evening, but he'll be he'll be back,
you know, for party time behind the Patreon paywall next week.
So Patreon not kmplas James Jones two extra episodes per week,
ten dollars a month, the only price in America not
going up. Jenkinson Jones Patreon ten dollars a month, two
episodes a week.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Discord.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
You two could call it eco terrorists for not letting
the squirrels into our bedroom.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
To be honest, I'm gonna see but uh you can
you can call him that.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
John will see the other comments. He won't see you
calling him I might not be seeing that specific comment either.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Anyways.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
See, there's ways, there's ways to not see. All right,
let's talk about the NBA uh Gollly.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Victor Webbyama bro I Tyler, I I posted it on
Twitter dot com. But you know, they had the nuns
at the Spurs game tonight. They had to make sure
they even that series up, got a brand new series.
They tidied up to two.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
But Wemby hit a half court three and then they.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Like it was like he knew, he knew where he
was taking the shot, he knew he.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Was going in.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
And they cut to those nuns and they were looking
at each other like, haven't we seen someone like this
before in our Please.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I've heard about this guy. Listen.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I'm not gonna lie to you as someone who's who
thinks that okayc is gonna win, but it's rooting for
the Spurst. I needed this game, bro, because my my
faith in the in the improbable was waivering like a
motherfucker after these last two wins from OKAC where Game
two it was just that was just okay, see's night,
sperson have a fucking answer. Then Game three, Sports hop

(12:24):
out fifteen zip in the first quarter then blow that
Like I was like, bruh that, But they showed up
big tonight man, and and like I said, I still
think Okay wins. But I'm the hope it's still alive.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
I'm starting to flip on Wenby is convincing me of
his singularness.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Singularity singularitess singular is not singularitude, singularitude.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's convincing me of it. I wanted to be. I
really wanted to be.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
That's a word, right, singularness, singular.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I think singularity.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Y'all had it right, singularitude.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh, let me see singularitude, singularity, singularity, singularity is not.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
He's convincing me of his singularity.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
That doesn't sound right. It looks like you might have
made a typo in Mint's singularity. When I typed in singularity,
I looked at me like, hey, dumb, maybe I'm trying
to help you out.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
But Tyler said he was losing faith, you know, And
then they rolled back that rock and he wasn't in there.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You know.

Speaker 9 (13:33):
I mean, go check my baby, all right, but I
don't know it is you you think because the thunder
have two at home, and because how good they've been
you think they put I just like, I.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Listen, it's I think it speaks to Wimby's greatness that
he's already in like that Lebron Kadi Steph Tire where
it's like they've got this guy, they always have a chance.
He's already there in his first showing as in the
playoffs in his career, right, yeah, where any team with win.
But you think is like I said that Game three

(14:09):
in Minnesota, I was like, Yo, this kid is good
enough to lead this team to the championship this postseason,
Like I have my mind made up then, But I
just I think it was gonna need another all time
great game from Winby to probably to win one of
to win one of these two that they need out
of these next three. Yeah, and I don't okay. See,

(14:31):
it's just such a machine, bro. Like they're a machine
in a different way than like Golden State was a machine,
right because with Golden State, you knew you always had
a shot because it's like they lean so heavily on
the three. If they come out here and have an
off game, we play a perfect game, we can win, right,
and then that fucking third quarter run where they go
fucking eighteen and four and like three minutes to close
that whole motherfucker over with. Okay, See, it's like they're

(14:53):
a team that will hop out and get a eight
point lead and hold that motherfucker all night.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Like it might.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
Go up to fourteen or or you might get close
to six, but if that lead is gonna be there
all fucking night once they get it in front of you,
and it's it's I don't know. I don't know, man,
I seriously do not know which way the series goes.
I'm if I had to put money on it, I'm going, okay,
see what of course I want Wemby to pull it off.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Yeah, they in the postgame interview with Wemby, I don't
know if you saw, but you know, she asked me like, like, defensively,
they really smothered the thunder night, so what went into that?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
And obviously they you know, not at full strength, blah
blah blah.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
But he said in the last I think the quote
was and he said it smirking, which makes me I
can't wait for the story of what he's talking about.
He said in the last twenty four to forty eight hours.
A lot of us have watched as much film as
was possible. It's like, but it just that's what it
felt like. I mean is to some degree, just which

(15:50):
team figures the other team out faster, which team learns
the other team faster and can execute their defensive game plan?
Like that's what decides exciting ass series like that, and
then those big crazy moments like a half court three
that gets the whole place going absolutely nuts. So I
don't know, I want to believe in Wenby. I'm just
I'm going full fledged Spurs fanboy for the first time

(16:13):
ever in my life. I'm just I'm fully invested in
seeing that dude succeed and we'll see.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
It's you know, it's it's a chess game. We watched,
like you know, Game two.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
We saw.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
You know, okay see decided to get physical, get fucking
I heard all up in his chest every fucking play.
We saw that, and then I feel like that justin
we saw tonight was they didn't send doubles an SGA
bro Like They're like, look, look sending doubles at this dude.
That's four more limbs for him to draw fouls. Fucking
bob let him work against the one guy here and
he only he only had nineteen and he shot like

(16:46):
six or fifteen, right, Yeah, and so yeah, it's just
it's like you said, it's a chess game, and I'm annoyed.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I'm enjoint.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Seemed like the game, the Game of Justice that we've
seen on like the star players on the biggest stage.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, Ario Smoke has chimed in to say, maybe if
chet Pops asked with s she A the Iceman, he'll
be better. F Braun and Jordan Wenby's the goat. I've
seen enough.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
No mother me a shot at Drake, shot at Broun,
shot at Jordan's. God damn shot at Chat.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Spray that motherfuck up.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Thanks for but dazzling the chat that we appreciate you
look at that the color and the little star.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
You know, did you all have y'all stayed with Iceman
at all?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I don't know. I only listened to because I had
to you.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Going back to Bennie's been listening to Iceman specifically.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It got there's there's that I don't enjoyed in the
same way obviously, but there's a couple of slaps on
that motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Man.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's not a bad album. It's not a bad album.
It's just it's just like he didn't reachtop, you know.
And we talked about it already, were talking.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
We had the two umpires who worked our baseball league
all year. We're both black, and they were both very
pleased that Benny had Dreams of Nightmares and backsheet Freestyle
as his walk up songs throughout the throughout the season
and for our first All Star tournament this weekend. Then
he had a clip from National Treasure Uh as his

(18:12):
walk up song.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
And I said to him, I was like.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
You're really lucky.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Cedric's not a big.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Skin he'd be so he'd be so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
There is right though, you just gottagnore the lyrics because
Forty did this thing of that motherfucker man.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Did y'all Have y'all sound good what he's saying?

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Sometimes like, all right, bro, have y'all.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Seen the y'all been paying attention attention to the dude
spector the mashup dude who's been putting Drake songs on
on Fresh Prince of bel Air beats.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And I saw the there's that one where he's, uh,
what's what's the first one.

Speaker 8 (18:44):
He did he did, he did.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
He did the ship on the fresh Prince of bel
Air beat.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, I'm trying to see what's which song.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Let me look at that.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Did you see the ship he put he puts she
bang on a Hickory Dickory knock beat.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
That hilarious three dickery dog, it's fucking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Wrong for the radio. He put that on the I
was the first one. Yeah, yeah, it's too long for
the radio. That was the one he put on the
Freshes of bel Air. Yeah, you know, roll your eyes
and read that title from Drake. But I need, I need,
I need to hear that hickorydiculous.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
That ship killed me.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But I like like like like there said, it's the sound,
the sound of it, like it like it sounds good.

Speaker 6 (19:29):
You gotta ignore some of the lyrics, all right, legitimate.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Like I said, I'm used to rappers lying to me.
I just I have never seen a rappers turned out
to be a bigger pitch than them.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
When you call the police, Yeah, I mean that's you know, yeah,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
For sure, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, caught the
police on the battle. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yeah, I mean, ship Ros's about to drop him like
a week or two, like and the biggest liar rappers
ever seen it.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I will be there. I will be there at twelve
oh one am.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Right right right. I I'm kind of off the the
trolling ship though it's getting kind of played, man like.
That can't be the only way you market your ship. Man.
We just saw the clips, you know, be very intentional
and amazing, like you know, artful with their rollout, and
then this nigga you was a bitch on a back hand,

(20:19):
you know what I mean? All right, Bro, I'm forty three.
That don't move me in the same way you two dogs.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah yeah, Ross is trolling hard as fuck.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
But as long as he s took out that ear
for beats, I will always get that mother.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I mean two day shit. He ain't had a bad beat.
I can't rememberize how that bad be I remember that
that run was in twenty fourteen, when I mean the
best beat in the game for four years straight. I
think it was him in Currency, you know what I'm saying?
That my favorite beats for sure anyway.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
And I remember I remember when they when he threw
motherfucking currency and wins on that Super high Remix like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
That was a special time man. Yeah, Oh my god,
I'm so glad I was outside during that time period.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't want to get him in trouble by revealing
that he was texting while he was working to his boss.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
But I was just texting with Jackson's what he saying.
Don't tell the boss man.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh, come on, there ain't no boss man in me.
We worked together to get a job, he said.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
He was he's excited to edit this segment on squirrels,
but he said, quote, I can't get wrapped up in
that again.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Oh yeah, I can understand.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
He's all the world. What he was texting us is like, yeah, Jackson,
yeah you yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Or lovers? He said, what fucking squirrel lovers. I'm being
a squirrel lover of my whole life.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Jackson, Jax is my little row. You know. Also, it's
just like it ain't gotta beat his deep when niggas
is really mad over you know what? What?

Speaker 6 (22:06):
What what are we gonna call it? Be arguing over squirrels.
They don't have the right to exist?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I mean, what you get mad about this? You know?
In this economy, nigga?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Uh Nicks three to zero on the Cavs.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The this contest between New York and Cleveland is going
like most contests between New York and Cleveland.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I feel more like I.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Like Cleveland as a city.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
That's not that was the question.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
I know.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I'm just saying it could be taking multiple ways, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Here's my question.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
This NIXT team is convincing me that we will have
a fun finals.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
And I did not. I had not previously felt that way.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
But I think if you look at what they've done
over the course of this wind streak, well, I don't know.
Maybe I'm foolish for feeling that way, but what do
you think, Tyler?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Now I'm with you.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I think that I mean, this next team has been rolling,
bro and and maybe you can point to the fact
that you know they they played a beat up six
or seam whatever you gotta play.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
It was in front of you. I don't, I don't nobody.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Yeah, yeah, but but the Knicks played what let me see, six, four, three,
thirteen games so far this postseason, and the cast have
played seven, seven and.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
What and and three?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I think that game three a game Fournire, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Three played seventeen and the Knicks have played thirteen like
that's a whole other fucking series that the right, and
you see it out there on the court, they look
so fun like they look legitimately tired. And I don't
know if that fatigue is like mental or physical where
they're like we're just tired of this postseason, or or
if it's folks we're just looking around each other like
we're just not good enough. I don't know what it is, honestly,

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and that's not my problem for me to figure out.
I don't work in those Cleveland offices. But it legitimately
seems like New York is just it's just flat out
better and just every fucking like capacity of the game,
Like like they they execute better, they're they're more arrested,
they've got you know, fresher legs, like they're out there
out running them out executing them in the half court.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
It's just a thorough ass beating.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Man. Yeah, it feels like they're just better than all
the teams they played. And I don't think that'll be
the case when it comes to OKAC or the Spurs.
I mean even though they you know, they played better
against the Spurs and regular season, but I don't know, Gee, like,
do you I mean, it seems like whoever comes out
the West is gonna win it like and and it
might the games might be interrested, but I don't think

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the series would be done.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
I took that for granted.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
But in this wind streak that the Knicks are on,
like every new game they set a new record for
like efficiency and offense over an X number of games
streak in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
So it's it's a funk.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Doc said it.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
No team has ever played this well for this long
a stretch. I don't necessarily think if you are popping
these teams into the probability machine.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
That that's who they are.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
But they're in that place right now.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
And yeah, I would agree with both of you that
the Spurs and the Thunder are good enough to knock
them out of that place. But it's just been a special,
a special stretch. And there's something too Madison Square Garden
in the finals. I mean, maybe you're you know, maybe
there's not Maybe there's fucking Disney.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
I think there is, But I think I think the
teams in the West, I think they I think they
are good enough to stand up against the against that
you know, msg pressure, you feel.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
What I'm saying someone said in the chat, I don't
know if y'all have noticed that in the Spurs series
that the two games in San Antonio, the women sitting
behind the Spurs bench were very attractive. And someone suggested
that that was like direct anti Charles Barkley marketing for sating.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Somebody who sweeted that, I don't know, chaws my head
and you might might not have been right about that one. Hey,
and I saw a screen shot I didn't see. I
don't know how to say this. Oh, I didn't see
the neck.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Up, but neck down strike zone was below the neck.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Yeah, so I didn't see the all right, I ain't mad,
and I'll.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Say that should move on to dookie bother the week.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I have.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
I have two dookie butts.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Jackson says his dookie butt was way Mo's, but he
needs to explain it.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So we'll see.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
He's hoping to hop out at the end. We'll see
if that works out.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Was it about that Did you hear about that fucking
that group of like four waymos that overtook a fucking
round about in some city and we're just driving around
that ship that well, Jackson mean, she.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Said, she said, my favorite put them back in a bit, right,
what's up Jackson? What up? Gang?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
We we defended you, We defended you, We had your pa.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I can't.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
I can't get into this too I might I might
get too mad about it. I can't get into it
too heavy about the worlds, bro. I just can't do
it to be a bad scene. Let's get all right,
get in a bad mood.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
It's lay lay the waymos, dookie butt of the week
out for us.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
We're just starting I do better.

Speaker 10 (27:30):
The week is is is way moos. I mean it's
been waymos before. I hate for those who don't live in.

Speaker 11 (27:35):
Like a big city where they have waymos. I mean,
I think everyone probably knows what.

Speaker 10 (27:39):
We don't have them in Long Beach thingfully, yeah, I
know they're not everywhere they're not would definitely bother you.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
They're the self driving ubers essentially, and so they're in.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
They're in the big big cities.

Speaker 10 (27:51):
Some of the big cities they also just have they
got they got like temporarily like paused in some in
the city. Maybe it was Atlanta or something because one
of them got stuck in a flooded area.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Anyways, they suck. They're horrible. They're taking people's jobs. They
don't drive.

Speaker 11 (28:04):
Well, I just am anti Weymo and general I've been
That's been my stands before.

Speaker 8 (28:08):
How the new thing is.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
I saw online that there's a a new thing passed
about how they can be ticketed now for driving incorrectly,
which I love obviously, obviously I love this. But another
one I've noticed as I've been thinking about that is
a couple times now I just didn't think Weymos could
could drive against the law. I sort of thought it

(28:32):
would be in their programming to just not be able
to break the law of the street laws while driving.
But now I've noticed a couple times Waymo's driving against
the street laws.

Speaker 8 (28:44):
One Weimo I was driving behind the other day tail
lights out just not didn't have its left tail light.

Speaker 10 (28:50):
Well that's not yeah, I mean, I feel like that's
different from it's a different thing. It's a different thing,
for sure, but it's still something it should not be doing.
Another thing it drove through it took a left turn
and it got stuck in the middle of an intersection
when like the light was turning from yellow to red
and the guy tried to make the light and it
stuck in the middle, which was a disaster. See a
couple of times Waymo's driving in ways that it shouldn't

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be driving, which is just for me to say, it's
not as much a douchy botter of the week.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
The wymos are the dukie butter.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
But this is my play.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
This is what I'm asking of the police force.

Speaker 8 (29:20):
It's time. It's time, police. This is how you can
get some people in some small capacity back on your side.
Ticket the fuck out of the Waymos.

Speaker 10 (29:29):
Ticket the absolute living fuck out of the waymoss.

Speaker 8 (29:33):
Who's benefiting from this?

Speaker 10 (29:34):
The cops are getting their their money that they need
to get with tickets instead of human beings being ticketed.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Who's hurting from this? The Weimo company, who fucking cares.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
About guys from Alien? Yeah, it sounds like bad guys
from Alien.

Speaker 10 (29:47):
The police forces of Los Angeles, New York, Atlanta, wherever
the waymos are actually being used, should come out publicly
and say we are going to be cracking down anyone
who sees a Waymo breaking street laws.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Have a tip line. Let's get to Weymouth. Did did
I did I tell you?

Speaker 6 (30:06):
Like I saw a way Moo block blocking?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Like uh? This was like on Los Enega, like a
big like a big ass street blocking the street, took it, bust.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
The left and traffic and on the and and listen
to me, I saw this too, bro. And then on
Los Sienaga and was it Washington Venice? I think it
was venis Lost Venice.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I saw one that was in the straight line because
it didn't want to wait in the left line and
went and bust the left from the straight from the straight.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Uh, I'm like, And it was so smooth, Nigga. I
was like, it was like, I'm like, Nigga did did this?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Sometimes I'm seeing it learn and see how to manipulate
the fucking rules. I'm like, I know that wasn't coded
in that motherfucker. And what's weird, too, is when you
see like five one back in the back, nigga, what
y'all conspiring to do as together? You know what I'm saying,
y'all all busting left, throwing down? What the fuck? Why y'all?

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Hey, this is some weird shit, bro, I'm wearing we
need to arm ourselves.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
We saw waymo in in Uh.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
We went to the Hollywood Bowl a couple of weeks ago,
and we do the parking ride of the Hollywood Bowl.

Speaker 8 (31:15):
Great system.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, yes, the best, one of the most, one of
the few, truly like underrated affordabates. Cool things in southern California,
like fifteen dollars ticket from Long Beach all the way
up there.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
There was a way but you know, the reason you
have to do it is because the drive into the
Hollywood Bowl is fucking awful. It's like a total nightmare.
And there was a way mo that had split lanes
trying on a two lane left turn and it backed
up fucking everything.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Like in every direction.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
It was like everyone's laying on their horns and there's
like just there's just a robot sitting there, like fuck
all of you, like.

Speaker 6 (31:54):
Bro daily, disrespectful and don't give a fuck about nothing.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
In my neighborhood, we go on a lot of walks.
Kim walk, so sometimes I go on walks with her.
There's a way MO word for it, like housing plants
in our in our name, like where where they store them?
They go They have to go somewhere at night, presumably
when they're not really like heavily in use, because I guess,

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or where would they go?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, that's just yeah, Well I'll take a picture next time.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's really weird.

Speaker 11 (32:25):
I think it's a charging station. It must be a
charging thing. Also they must go there to like mass
charge as well.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
It's really really freaking.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It's really you might thought of it, Tyler, what'd you say?

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Jacks might be the one to start the revolution?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (32:41):
So this is a public episode, so I'm not gonna
say anything to you.

Speaker 10 (32:45):
But when we go on the walks and everywhere, every
once in a while we passed by the way, every.

Speaker 11 (32:49):
Time, I'm like looking around, who's around here?

Speaker 8 (32:53):
What is around here?

Speaker 10 (32:55):
Because this way most situation is getting out ahead dot
com slash shakis and jost situations, getting find out what
Jackson did next.

Speaker 8 (33:02):
On to No, I didn't do anything, but I do
think get on our get on our team, l A.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
This is your my hook.

Speaker 10 (33:13):
Publicly announced a targeting of the Way mos for tickets,
and you will have I'll vocally support that.

Speaker 6 (33:20):
I won't say, I won't call you a bit out loud.
I'll just call you a bitch in my head when
I drive by.

Speaker 10 (33:26):
I will I will vocally, you know, support this single
initiative of the police if they if they do this,
that's my Tyler.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
What's your due? But of the week.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
It's gonna be Donald Trump Man.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Seventy nine times Dookie Butt of the Week winner.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
This between him and am bro for one, his son
got married this weekend.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
In the Bama. I heard that too very well.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
And then and and it coincidentally the motherfucking but what
what is this?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
The faith of the six assassination attempt happened outlass count happened.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Another one, yeah, another one, another one happened.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
And it was like, listen, bro, I saw I saw
a tweet from like a new source, like like CNN
or or MSNBC or someone, and you know, you can
see the top retweet. The top quote tweet of this
attempt was Chaquilla on Nile in the Boston Celtics Jersey.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Like, I just so, I just sold real.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
I don't know if they realized how much no one
is buying this ship, bro, Like, and this was your
whole thing to be why you can't get out of
going to see your son get married?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Like this is the worst. This is the worst motherfucker
of all time.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Motherfucker tried to fake an attempt on his life, so
you want to go see his son get married?

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Well, and they said one of the reasons they thought
he might not be going is because you can't go
to the Bahamas.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, there's that, Yes, because of because of his fucking
criminal history.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
To me, I'm not a conspiracy theorist about all of
these attempts, but I actually think it's crazier if they
are all real that, like, you are such a bad
president that like three or four days a week someone's
just doing a drive by it, like on the White
House and.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
They're all like, what listen, he's so trashed that the
everyday man assassins are gathered. Folks aren't even professionals, folks
who are not even what what what what? Folks are
doing it for the love of the game. No one's
dropping anything off in there. And you know it's some
fucking crypto or whatever. It's folks who are doing this
for the love of the game, who are.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Going at that what they say happened, I don't did
they get it was this one? So you said what?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I just I know they heard gunshots at the White
House because it was a meme of a reporter who
is filming out front going viral.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I don't know. I don't know anything else beyond that they.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Heard look shock in the southic Jersey.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Bro, Like they just heard gunshots and that was the attempt.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's just like I was like gunman in shooting near
White House, killed in exchange of fire with Secret Service,
open fire on a secret Service checkpoint near the.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
White House, shot and killed by federal officers to do it.
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Also, let me make that was f Let's make this
a two for one. Keeping it all this. Jackson Dark,
quarterback of the Giants he wanted, spoke at a Trump event.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Did you say introduced right?

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, yep. And I due Carter, you know, one of
the ship top five d linemen in the fucking world.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
You know.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
He quote tweeted Jackson Dart and was like, Yo, really, bro,
this is what we're doing. And like, I don't even
I don't even want to get into the whole you know,
politics and slipper slope whatever. I'm not surprised Jackson Dark,
you know, is a Trumper. I was a bit surprised
that I do Carter, but who I want to call

(37:09):
tooky butts for my two for one, here is the
people who are pulling up abdu Carter's record, like because
they're like, oh, well, he's not the upstanding citizen. He
has a he has a criminal rap sheet too, and
people were posting that and do you know what? Do
you know what his rap sheet consists of?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
What?

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Smoking weed in his dorm in college and putting hands
on a tow truck driver who tried to tow his car.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
The end driver trying to tow his car. I did
get you. That's ex brother.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
We've all been in that moment, though.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't know you ain't never had your ship told bro, yeah,
your face.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
There's a certain attitude that like parking enforcement and tow
truck people have that's like I already put the already
put it up, you know, And.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
That's ridiculous, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
I get Have you ever interacted with it? Have you
ever enacted with a tow truck driver while he was
towing your ship?

Speaker 7 (38:12):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (38:12):
No, say this if I have, if I was meeting yes,
if if we were meeting a new person and they say, hey,
I just want to let you know up front, I
have a criminal rap sheet for fighting someone. And you
were to say who, and they said a tow truck
driver while he was telling my truck Top five most
acceptable people to.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Fight That that makes that makes my opinion. If you
go higher, that's not a minus, that's a plus.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
You said what we were all thinking.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
And that's why those one of the are doogie bus
because of a side of fucking magafar, Right, folks just
being the worst motherfuckers on the planet.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
They're fucking doors.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
They're fucking doors, Like how are you going to bat
for the tow truck driver here?

Speaker 5 (38:57):
And a kid and and and and trying to bury
it kid who smoked weed in his dorm and shouts
to him because when they came to his room, he
owned up.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
He was like, it wasn't my roommate.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
It was me.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Like, bro, I'm seeing character all in both of these incidents,
if you ask me.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
But that's just me though.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
How did Yeah?

Speaker 10 (39:14):
And I saw someone on Twitter the quote abdul Carter's
tweet and was like, the lack of care for the
locker room is astounding of pro athletes. And then someone
else quote tweeted them correctly, and it's like, you don't
have this opinion about Jackson Dart. What do you think
Jackson Dart is doing by introducing President Trump in a
locker room.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
That is, you know, majority black athletes.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
NFL players do not give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
And fucking Abdull Carter already also tweeted like we're good.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Like, yeah, we're good.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
We talked about we're good.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
That's the NFL locker room, man.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
But pretending that Abdul Carter did something different than what
Jackson Dart did is praise ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
All right, my dookie butt of the week is, are
y'all up on this Garden Grove?

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Shit?

Speaker 8 (39:59):
Boy, may you're not up on this?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
John? You know, I have no idea what was going on?

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Oh my, there's a there's a chemical company in Garden Grove, which,
for those of you who do not know which, other
than being the title of a Sublime song, I don't
know why you would ever have heard of Garden Grove
unless you're into the worst casino in the world, not
in the world, California, pretty bad. Garden Grove is in

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Orange County, so like east of Long Beach by ten
to fifteen miles or something like that. It's like the
halfway between Long Beach and Disneyland based it's.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
South of Disneyland by a little bit.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Basically, it's west of Disneyland, is it not? I believe
Southwest along.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, anyway, they have an air an aeronautics company aerospace
company there that has like a chemical vat and the
chemical vat is leaking, and.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Also the evacuation happened, so they've.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Evacuated fifty thousand people.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
From Garden Grove that are in the last radius's potentially exploded.
They they felt like it's it's so based on and
I've actually read a lot on it, it's very boring.
Based on the way the temperature was going up, they
felt that an explosion might be imminent, so they just
cleared fifty thousand people.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Out of there.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Why is the Why are they allowed to store these
chemicals in the middle of a city with people living
around them if there's a possibility this could happen.

Speaker 11 (41:25):
Have you seen the briefings from the police people.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
All of the.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Briefings make it very clear that everyone is like, holy fuck,
the failing infrastructure of this country is going to have
a lot of ramification.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
To your point, why is this allowed?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Why?

Speaker 11 (41:40):
Why why is this allowed?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Right?

Speaker 10 (41:41):
And someone was and the guy was like, they've they've
tried to, you know, internally, the hazmat team to try
to internally stop this.

Speaker 8 (41:48):
So we're we're obviously trying.

Speaker 10 (41:50):
To can it and people and they said, the I
forget what the what the actual object was.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
It was like the bolt or something.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
They were like the inanimate carbon rod from the bolts.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
They just they broke.

Speaker 10 (42:01):
So we can't since those since these specific bolts broke,
there's just nothing we can do.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, when the bolts wait, so a bolt was holding
it wasn't.

Speaker 10 (42:11):
But it's something similar where they were like like this
this one part broke, so we can no longer like
do anything internally.

Speaker 8 (42:17):
We just have to hose it down with water and
hope it doesn't explode.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
But we're like one of the streets that this is
on is the street I can see out my back window. Like,
I mean, it's like we're several miles down the road,
but I like it's the street we take to go
to Disneyland. Like so when you look at the blast
radius ship, I'm like, we're outside of where the chemicals
would allegedly be split and the blast radius and all
that ship. But we just like we had a baseball

(42:41):
tournament going on this weekend, and I'm like every now
and then the coach that we're just looking at each other.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Like, hope that ship doesn't blow up.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I bet we'll hear it. Like they're just they're just
you said, they're spraying it down with water and hoping
it doesn't blow I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Just hoping to keep it cool.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like a like basically they found out and there was
back in the top of it that is not venting chemicals,
but is venting the pressure. That's really the only reason
that several square blocks of city have not blown up?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Are there people?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Are there people in there twenty feet away sprain this motherfucker?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
No, They've they've like pushed it back because of like
the chemicals in the tank you've gotten up over like
ninety degrees, and so they've they've felt they really felt
like an explosion was like imminent.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
It's crazy, bro, But I just like, look for those
of you who are.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Not from or have not been in southern California, like
especially when we were grown up, they're just like oil
pumps everywhere, like everywhere, I mean all over Signal Hill,
you know, Long Beach and through LA and it's just crazy,
like we built all this stuff that you couldn't do now,
like environmental regulations would not let you put all this

(43:52):
stuff next to houses, but it's there, and as it
gets older, there's all there's these issues with it. But
it's just it's crazy to me that they've evacuated fifty
thousand people. There's already a class action lawsuit against this company,
as there obviously should be. But yeah, man, it's it's nuts.
Shouldn't there be a contingency plan for that shit? Yes,

(44:14):
the contingency plan is evacuating a city and.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Spreading it down with water Agua.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yeah, crazy, John, who's your Dicky by the week?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
I mean, I don't know if this is Doogie, but
but I was. I said, I was out this past
weekend and I was like, damn, I was talking to Djil.
I'm like them, it feel like it felt like two
thousand and twelter this weekend. It felt like pre Pande
having fun when ship was still fun. And I was
talking to a couple of friends, like you know from
around the nation that our NLA, but like we're traveling

(44:48):
and shit like Dallas, Atlanta and shit New York and
they're like, shit is cracking, Like they like that these
cities are back. Like as far as fun, this LA
isn't there yet for some reason. And it's like LA
feels the same way felt. It still feels just as
different as it did two years ago when shit started

(45:08):
opening up or whatever. And it's just like the only
time you could only like only events are things that
you could that that when you if you want to
do something, you're going to an event, there's not a
place you.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
Could just hit or like spot you can just go
to to enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
And a big assy like LA is crazy, like I'm
hit my nigga butter, Like Yo, what little hood shit
you got going on? Nigga? Mna slide? You feel me
like I won't if I want to have like fun,
like I have fun things that I consider fun. You
know what I'm saying. You know it's it's basically like
I gotta I gotta be and slotting at the motherfucker
house party type ship, you know what I'm saying, Like

(45:44):
there's just nothing to do and it's just interesting. But uh,
all my always are saying the same thing, like people
that from LA that like I'm going to these cities
and it's up, it's up.

Speaker 6 (45:51):
I'm having a ball, and you know, I think just
ain't there yet and it's just interesting.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
But he says, maybe La is not there because there's
a bomb in the middle.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Of Yeah, yeah, that'll do it. If you can't you evacuated.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's a party at the Garden Grove Community Center and
small animals allow me.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Hey, it's it's different. But yeah, it's just it's just interesting. Man, Like,
ain't shit really cracking? And when you go out, like
it's just gentified fun, you know what I mean. It's
like gingerfied fun unless you're with the right people and
you know, like it's like if you know, you know,
you know what I'm saying, if you know, you know
type ship, it's not like really spots you can go to.
So yeah, I gotta you know, I gotta gott a
leaning too, my niggas.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
You said, you said, what what's your definition of gentrified fun?
That's an interesting term.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I mean fun. It's like like if it's not like
a little hood and like country. I feel like I
feel like niggas is country. Like even if you go
to you talking about the Bay, you feel like I'm
a Bay nigga, like like the.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Whe're your grandma from Nigga like you know where.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Your Yeah, we are.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
We are.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Everybody's like two generations, like at most from being back
in Mississippi or or you know what I mean, Like
you know what I'm saying, Like for sure so or
Louisiana or or the South. So I feel like we
all country. So when niggas get together, even if you
in the Bay, you know what I'm saying, you go,
you can go to you can go to the to Inglewood,

(47:16):
krishyall area. And if you at a house party, it
might remind you of you know, like me being in
the South. Type shit, the type music they playing, the ship,
the vibes, it's still the same. So like if it
ain't a little hood though, I kind of needed to
be hood, bro, Like I don't, I don't you know,
if it ain't, If it ain't like that, I'm just
not gonna have fun for I'm not you know, it's
not gonna be all the way fun.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
It gotta be a little and I mean so if
it's not that it's just justified fun.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
The nigga's just sitting around, they playing like music like this,
like we're trying to create a way ba bah you
know what I mean, Like nah, Bro, I mean, you know, respectfully,
my ask needs to be thrown, you know what I mean,
Like I want to see an argument at the front
to get in the door. You know what I mean?
I mean all of that type shit, Bro, you know

(47:59):
what I'm saying, Like you feel me? I just I
just feel that's the energy, you know what I mean?
I know people be making fun of niggas who could
shop all that ship? That's that's a fun vibe man,
trap music, that's a fun vibe. That's my ship. If
it ain't really that, bro, I'm not really gonna have
the type of fun it's it feels I feel. You know,
it's not it's not it's not. I tweeted I I

(48:19):
have a generic predisposition for nigga ship, you know what
I mean? Like, if it ain't nigga shit, I mean,
don't invite me, you're wasting my time. I'll be home
my family dog like real me? Does that make sense?
Like I feel?

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Because I mean basically, you're saying, don't about me to
the uppity ship, and I've been.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Bro, it's not an uppity bone in my body. Bro,
I don't really fuck with none of that ship that
I'm I'm anti uppy. I don't like that ship.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
I don't want none of them vibes. I don't like
being around under that.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
I like regular ship. Like I told you at the
ship that insite, it felt like home. It was. It
was a big ass venue in a strip mall. Nigga
like that's you know, you know that's the best ship.
You feel me Like, motherfucker was jumping. Niggas was parking
lot pimping after that motherfucker. You know they had them
riding on twenty fours like skirting out, you know, flexing

(49:13):
other than to be dazzling. It was special, you know
what I mean? Like different, Hey, I ain't there.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
What Indianapolis the heart of America?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Hey, bro, it's everywhere though it's not like it's it's
really a nigga like if it's I think it's everywhere
because my people, my folks been saying it, like in
all different cities here. Saint Louis the a all that type.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I love the idea of you in like an air
traffic control room just getting phone calls like the Pedesila
has hit Philadelphia walked.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
I mean that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
I have on a stuicy jersey. Some green pants and
some bands.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Nigga regular ship.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
You feel me like a buck and a bucket and uh,
I'm seeing niggas walk in and just glistening, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
It's blinding nigga, Like you feel me like, turn it
down a couple of notches.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
We see you, like promise we see you. You know
what I mean? You know, maybe a hundred now you
on need three hundred fucking rhinestones and your ship. Maybe
just a good, a smooth fifty to get your right nigga,
you know what I mean? But yeah, I mean it's
just like, yeah, that's that's that's my that's my idea
of a good fun Nigga. I'm eating fucking wings like out,

(50:36):
you know what I mean? Like that, it was like
it was some fire ass. What was it?

Speaker 6 (50:40):
It was like garlic spicy hot wings.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
I'm smacking that ship in the in the concert, nigga,
you feel me eat them up for like this, So
don't get in my shirt, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, bro,
I need all of that, man, you feel me?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Did y'all see that clip someone posted in the discord
of Hulk Hogan saying his dick hurts what happened my.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
Dig Hurts brother.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
He said, no way, I might need.

Speaker 10 (51:15):
Hurts brother.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
I'm saying that I've said that ship in my head
at least once every ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I could not tell you.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
I don't even know if it's real or AI generated,
but it was. Someone put it on the discord, my
Dick Hurts brother.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
All right, Okay, we're in trouble. Hey, I fin to
cook us.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
All uh, John, we have something not so fun to
talk about, but I know you wanted to make sure
we talked about it tonight before we before we end
the show.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
We have a Patreon member of longtime fan Mark lost
his brother to stroke only forty eight years old. I
want us to show him a little love. So I
want to say, you know you and our thoughts all.
Forty eight is so young and that's so sad. But
I just want to see some love. He said. He was,
you know, feeling kind of bad, so he just wanted

(52:14):
a little shout out and show some love for his brother. So, Man,
really appreciate you, and you know, send in love your
wife for shaw Man.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Yeah, Man shout out to Mark Man condolences bro.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah Man, I just I just couldn't even couldn't even
imagine so hate you going through that for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Man, we we We've said this a few times on
the podcast, but there's uh nothing People say a lot
of nice stuff to us.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
We don't read it on the show or whatever, but.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I know, all of us, there's nothing we find more
meaningful than hearing that some stupid shit we did on
this podcast help somebody through a hard time, or help
give them a half hour where they could put the
ship this wagh on them down and just sit and
you know, laugh or go on a walk and laugh
or whatever. So yeah, you know, for Mark, I know

(53:07):
you know some some of our other friends on the
discord going through some stuff as well. Uh you know,
just know we we we really are always thinking about
you guys and all of our love to March family
for sure. And you know, hope uh hope uh the
dazzlement brought you and a beef.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
With squirrel niggas, you know what I mean, brings you
some laughs, man, you know, genuinely genuinely.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah, I want to I want to go with what
Mike said about how we often get like so many
nice comments because I don't want anyone to like misconstrue
what he said, is us like just throwing those to
the side, because you know, we're those like like like
we share those all the time in the group chat.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
And I think we're floored every time that we have built,
you know, a.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Community of so many people who say such nice things
about us, and there's such good people right Like, we're
always all, you know, floored anytime we get an email
or any type of correspondence where people are just saying
nice things about us. And you know, we definitely appreciate
the community we built. And you know when we hear
things like this, like it hits us in a you know,

(54:14):
in a in a very vulnerable place because y'all as
family for real, that shit.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
So now we're in the group chat, man, when when
when something happens it's good for someone, we're in the
group chat celebrating someone getting married or your kid.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Or something like, like you are truly part of our family.
And the same thing when we hear that people are
going through stuff for sure.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I know, like, uh, you know, I'm text with Eric
all the time about boxing. I got a homie Matt
that I go to this at the gym. That's someone
who told me to check out the other gym, and
he actually apologize. But black dudes, you know what I mean.
I see him every morning at five at five am
at the at the other gym, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Like, so you know, we text and ship like that too.
So yeah, bro, everybody I've.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Met you know that that as far as our community
has always been so kind, you know what I'm saying,
It's so genuous. I know I'm not a discord as much,
but when I meet people with person, that's always love,
you know what I mean. I generally you know, generally,
like I have a crazy friendship there. But yeah, man,
so we we definitely appreciate y'all. You know what I mean.
It's that's definitely special community. So when we were stuff
like that, yeah, his home, So for sure about that

(55:21):
market for me, for.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Sure, for sure, I'll love to mark in the fam.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, tough for you know, tough place to end obviously,
but but wanted to wanted to make sure that we
we sent our.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Love your way.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And we will be back later this week.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
We haven't talked time schedules all that ship, but we
will be back obviously on the Patreon and hopefully we'll
see everyone there Bye bye bye

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah
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