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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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now at patreon dot com. Slash jenkinsan Jones just been
so much fun watching Broun pump the fucking shit out
of the rock. I don't know how to say it, Tyler,
Like this has got to be supremely vindicating. I know

(00:22):
we're done with all the bron wars and shit, but
it's still like it's it's never been more clearly something
we've never seen before and we'll never see again than
it is watching a guy go twenty eight, eight and
seven at forty one years old with his fucking kid
on the playoff roster against another all time great from
his generation. Like, I just don't really even know what

(00:45):
else to say about it that hasn't been said.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's just, bro. I'm happy that Katie is going to
play the rest of the series. I hate that he
missed game one because I was like, bron is gonna
beat these dudes even if they have Katie, right, And
I don't want any excuses because it's just level, Bro,
It's fucking levels, Like you know, the the whole tweet
that's been circulating. That's been going by all is is
everybody say they folks say everybody better than Bron until

(01:08):
it's time to be better than Broun. And that's exactly
what we're seeing this fucking playoff series. Like for him
to just you know, it's you know, like like we said,
we don't the whole Bron Wars or whatever, but it's
this series. What he's done in these first two games,
it's just so representative why I think he's the best
basketball player I've ever seen. He's truly the most valuable
player in NBA history in the truest sense of the term,

(01:28):
like the way that he just elevates the talent around him.
And now he's got this Houston team, which which you know,
to give the full scope here, they got a lot
of bullshit going on with him too, Like that's a
team that's gonna have a real tough off season. It's
gonna be a lot of shit, a lot of people
that got to answer for a lot of shit this offseason.
But at the same time, Bro, like you're going up
against the Lakers, who's best player is forty one years old.

(01:49):
There's no Luca, There's no reason y'all are getting smacked,
y'all are getting dominated, Like it looks like you shouldn't
even be on the same floor with them. And you know,
it's just like the way that Bron is just out
there quarterbacking and being the floor general, and.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Just the.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Exceptional execution that that offense out there is having. They
are running and shouts to JJ, bro scheming incredibly. You know,
I'm doing the right rotations, you know, and and it's
just Bro just running laps around emay right now, and
it's just it's it's just an incredible display of like,
you know, like I said, going back to what I
have previously said, everyone's better than Bron until it's time

(02:26):
to be better than Brown.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
There is no way to exaggerate. Also, how bad the
Lakers roster is compared to the Rockets roster with.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Like this, Their second and third love threat doesn't have hands, dude,
the second has no hands, and their second.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Third, or fourth best players are all cast offs. Marcus
Mark did not have any other offers this past summer.
Luke Canard was a was just given away at the
trade as a good basketball player. He's yeah, oh they're good,
like but like then, league wide Marcus part did not
have another offer period. Luke Canard was a was traded
for nothing for like cash basically, and DeAndre Ayton is

(03:03):
no one believes that talk about like no one someone
who no one has any faith in. That's their second, third,
and fourth best players right now. The Rockets have like
the best athlete in the NBA. They have Alfrid Shangoon,
who was you know, Baby Yokic or whatever before this series,
and they have Kevin.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
The mean things about Shangoon on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Defense clip was a ref Yes, how accurate is that ship?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, he's he just looks terrible. He looks so did
you see the Luca's reaction to his weird two handed
pump take.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Also listening, he like his pump.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Tak It is also not like it was like this
Luca from the bench away, drives to the ribbon, throws
it off the backboard.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Basically, Luca was disgusted with Batman. Who was this white
man out here trying to try to be an offensive
threat like me. He was very disgusted at that moment.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Tyler sent us the like the clip of Lebron's sperm
is on the floor, his seat is in the game.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Dude, bringing up the ball he made him.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's wold man, it's just wild, like and Broun after
Game one, like he put it, like so so concisive,
how just absurd. The whole experience of him playing with
his son was when he said, my grandma got to
watch me and my son got to watch her son
and her grandson in the playoffs night, Like that's just
bro