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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I really don't know how to do ship without Jackson here, y'all, Okay,
we're live. We're live, live on this what's up, Brothers
cracking Homie. Welcome to Jenkins and Jones is Sunday, April
twenty six. We're talking NBA playoffs, We're talking hips, We're talking.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
For the basketball.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're talking Meg and Clay, not Meghan Clay, and we're
talking nookie. Budd of the Week as always Jenkus and
Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, everybody have the gun, legit.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Throw Jenkins aka John was that Bubba? I'm GUARDI b
aka Mike mother fucking Mike, fucking Mike.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Mocking uh t.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
He's on the basketball court, dude, tis everywhere fucking gigs watching, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
They read Shepherd motor boatom watching fucking shake gud hoop.
I really was like a fucking nineteen eighties like house
house mom, like puota bra. This is garish, Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He do like I don't even like his body language.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He do run like he holding the poo. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
He won like he got a perpetual fart, you know,
and all the time, you know, like come on gee crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He goes to read Shepherd boom, those pities off my screen.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I feel like there's certain clips that just get attached
to to celebs athletes forever, and that sends you and
getting back on defense with the ref.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I can't shake it, bro, I cannot shake it. I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
That's that might be embedded forever in my psyche. I
just can't unsee it. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
He was slaying them around the day though, Bro.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
So I turned I turned the game off, hop back on,
and I was like, they was down twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
First thing I see is him. Man, they had won,
and the screen the rumbling them around a little.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Whenever you think of cars too, you think of the
beans tweet, whenever you think a chance, you think of it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh, I love my wife tweet. And whenever I think
of send you and I think of that.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Tweet, Bro, I can't my wife. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Uh Yeah. So the assignment tonight was, Hey, we're going
to record after the Lakers game. We're all gonna watch
the Lakers game, and like it just evolved in to
us making fun of Shanghuon in the group chat for
forty five minutes. I called him betty boop. John said
it's too much hips and on his screen for him. Man,
(03:13):
you feel me?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hey, that what I saw. I'm trying to watch basketball.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
That man was in the group chat getting called the
most esthetically unpleasing basketball player we've never seen.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I've never been like body language I hate.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's the first time. How long have y'all known me?
This is not the first time I've ever.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Said I hate his body language.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I don't even think about it.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
You know, you don't even hate his body language because
body language can pay something. And if you take an
issue with someone's body language, you're taking an issue with
their passive aggressives and how they're acting.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You just don't like that motherfucker's body.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't like body langue.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Bro, he missed the free throw.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
He missed the free throw, and he like rolled his eyes,
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like, I think I hate this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you remember he missed that second?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He was like, and he's always motive loading, He's always motive.
Every time they cut to him going to a fucking commercialist,
blowing spit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Bro, No, he musty crazy sho.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Shout out the aerial smoke, check it, check it lay
in a lame lakers in five another fake orange gumba
shooting allegedly, and k D is still a crusty hoe
like the chiefs, undrafted free age and smoke smoke.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We cannot share that tweet with what the Come on, bro?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So what what? What? He what?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He runs like you runs like us. I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
All right. I just came from the what's it the National.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Natural Museum whatever, Natural history history museum with the baby
chopping to the kids yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it was just so that I don't have the
We're gonna meet Jackson up there in a couple of
weeks brother for the Butterfly Pavilion.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh yeah, we was trying to go there too. I
was gonna take him there, but uh, it was sold
out for the entire weekend. My boy, Oh bro, we
gotta we gotta get it early.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean, you just gotta go with me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Dog, you got you got the plugs? Are you a member?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Of course? Remembers you don't gotta you think I don't
got to hook up to the Butterfly.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Pavilion, all right, man, tap me in the time I
was giving.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, I was gonna wait in the regular line.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
You said, we're gonna wait in the regular line.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I rated in the regular line, but there was no
real line.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Actually we got them.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We got there super early.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I just let you in the back. I let
you back us hang out with the butterflies. They'll be
landing all over you. You stay there like really, they
just come and land on you as ship. I feel
like I didn't know it was like that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I need to tap in the show.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Feel like we will. Jackson said he wanted to go.
He wants to go. They want to go to the
butterfly pavilion with the kids and all that ship. So
we'll pull up for sure. I'll give a ton. We
probably don't want to hear me talk about dinosaurs. I'll
talk to you know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
She loves dinosaurs. She came home.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
We have like National Geographic books that one of my
friends gave because for the kids whatever, and she.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Came home was like, what what what dinosaur is this
that she's helping the dinosaurs?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's in right now? I mean she been, I mean
she's been and a half two years.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She's how old is she now?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Four, but she's been for a little minute another year.
Favorite dinosaurs.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I wonder if she's a herbivore carnivore, big dinosaur, fast
dinosaur girl, like I'm curious here.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh yeah, she ain't really tapped in like that, Buta
is a sour pod fan.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Maya does not like the dinosaurs with teeth. She likes
big the big dinosaur was with the long nex and
shipp girl. She she likes the ones, the big ass
ones that he trees.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You realize I don't talky about the Bronosaurus as much anymore,
is it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm glad we have a.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, okay. So isn't it theorizing that the Bronosaurus
was a fucking scam?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Isn't that they it wasn't really a scam. It was
they named the same fossil two different things, like in
two different places. So a Potosaurus Bronosaurus is a.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Pot of saurus was discovered before the bronosaurs.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's the same, it was. I believe it was literally
off the same fossil. I think it was just I was,
but it's I was.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I was a big fan of the pots myself growing up.
The pots with the motherfucking blowhole.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, their forehead.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, that's the s sceneal Jurassic Park where they sneezed
up that there.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, they were hitting that ship, you know, way before
the kids were you know, sneeze right out their forehead
right into your fucking face. All right, Uh, other NBA news,
let's see Slakers three to one. It is what it is.
I just felt like I felt like you could tell
(08:11):
about three minutes into the game that Broun ain't broa
a bro. Do you remember in prime Braun years when
he would do the zero dark thirty shit and he
would be off the internet. That man was tweeted about goles.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He was seeing about whole three holes tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He was tweeted about golf like an hour and a
half before shoot around, Bro, like I re bro like bro.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
When Game one happened and we saw fucking twenty eighteen
Bron out there on the floor, people, we were all redressing,
like holy shit. Bron didn't through the feelout game like
you know, which is which is what he usually does,
where he the supercomputer just doesn't go out there, gives
all wants to see what you're doing, and then he
It felt it feels like that this was the fucking
game one that we usually see from Bron tonight, you
(08:53):
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And we are up three to zero, brother, and Katie
is gonna be out for a week, so I'll see
y'all back in LA. I just was thinking he would
be like, how much golf could I play in that
week of downtime. That's what I was hoping we would get.
But he had to turn the jets on to get
it up right up to ten points and then check out.
I was.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I was a bit shocked that he was still in
single digit playoff game territory so late in the third
until the announcemer was mentioned, I was like, Damn.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He really is not there tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Bro. He didn't give a fuck tonight. And I guess
we have to give him the latitude to do that
because we have been obviously among the people who've been
amazed at how he played in the first three games.
Game three was like a It was insane because I think,
would you agree that we all felt like there was
no new data points that could influence the Bron debate.
(09:43):
I thought there was nothing else once he got the
scoring title that would influence that debate. And I genuinely
felt like after Game three there were people who are like, yeah,
I'm laying I'm laying my score down, right, y'all got it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Be because I mean if it just you go up
three to oher, you won this series, right, Like, I
do not think the Lakers are going to fuck this off,
even though they lost the night, And I think that
there were people there like, Yo, this dude really went
out here and won a series with no Luca No.
Reeves was the best player on the court at forty
one years old, and we have never seen anything like this.
I think that's where a lot of people lands are
(10:20):
on that. Yeah, and he was fucking incredible, bro, He
was fucking incredible those first three games. Goddamn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But it felt like they told him before they gave
to day, like Austin will be back for Game five,
and he was like, okay, cool, sounds good. Been some
great action around the playoffs. Definitely wanted to talk to
you guys about the dust up at the end of
the Timberwolves Nugget game. I have a friend who's a
(10:48):
Nuggets fan who said that Jokic lost his aura, bro,
and the way he you know you're not you can't
score at the end of the game. I don't know,
what'd you think? What do you think? Tyler it? I
got it.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I got a part of my homie Markus. Shout out
my dog Marcus, my homeboy since college, who he's he's
my age and he was on the side of Jokic
is better than shot. And I'll tell you what, those
group tests have been really one sided lately. I've been
(11:21):
that motherfucker cooking.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'll tell you that I am not crazy, but but bro,
it's it's I don't know, it's we got to give
credit to go beart Man. Yep, we got to give
credit to go Beart.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
He is perhaps he's probably the best defender of Jokic
that we've ever seen, and he has Jokic Yoga is
fucking miserable in this serious matchup against him against Gobert, right,
because the thing about Yokic is what makes him so
deadly is he is a three level scorer who's an
incredible fucking pastor. He's not uncomfortable anywhere across the half
court line as long as he his fat asses in
(12:02):
them have to run and transition. Right if the office
is set and we are fucking playing flat foot and
you know what I'm saying, he is a fucking god.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And it's it's like.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The thing about Gobert that we always nitpick him about
with with good fucking reason, is he gets cooked when
he steps out there on the perimeter against like elite wings,
right like like wings. He just doesn't have the lateral
movement to keep up with wings. And you know, being
that Yogic is like a three level score and score
from everywhere, but he but the thing is, go Beart
can clamp him on the perimeter too, because he's just
(12:35):
not fast like these wings that could go bet right
and so and so, Yogic has it in his mind
that the best, you know, percentage shots that he can
get is going in the pain against Gobert. And that's
just not a win, bro, That's just not a fucking
win against one of the greatest river protectors we've ever seen.
Like we can, we can criticize him for how he's
food on the perimeter, but in that fucking pain, he's
a god, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And and Yokic is just scrambling against that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think the the the criticism that was always fair
of Gobert was unfair. It's so funny to watch him
get cooked on the perimeter by an elite scoring guard
and it's not what he it's not what he does.
It would be like if we're making fun of Steph
for not rebounding over a over a three or at
the same time, we're there's a rim protector and he's
(13:19):
getting cooked out there. He's supposed to get cooked out
there by those guys.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
But we're in this age of aliens where we've got
elite room protectors who hold their own on the perimeter
to like a d and Jannis right, so so like,
yet Gobert is just a normal human and though yeah, yeah,
their anomalies, you know what I mean, like and and
that's something that we held against Golbert, that he's not
a fucking alien like these dudes can hold their own
on the perimeter and at the cup.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Also he would get dumped on a couple of times too,
but that's part of it. But it just seemed a
particular way when Gobert get you know what I'm saying, called.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Him kind of nasty.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Rudy go boor said.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
This dude still hate no, my man, I'm at it though, bro.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I still hate him too. I mean, I like really
every other part of that different Wolfs team, but I
don't fuck with him at all.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
How do y'all feel like going down and Ant's gone,
Dante's gone, mister White Dante.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, it's it's a terrible fucking look right there.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
But I mean, look, look, the best play in the
world has to win three straight now against a depleted team,
and if he doesn't pull this off, it's gonna be
some real conversations I know I'm gonna have them in
the group chat with my homeboy.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I thy you that motherfucking much.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's gonna be some real conversations we had if yolks
can't pull this off. Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean yes, I think there will.
I was sick. I mean, White Dante going down suck.
I was like sick when Ant went down, sick. I'm
glad it's not a no ligament tear, but that look,
it looks horrible.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, wilder than you know, but it look and there
and and and they're saying that that this is the
type of injury that if you rush back from it
can do permanent damage to your cards.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And it's none for this postseason. Bro, he's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, they said, and and Dante need a new ballroom.
That's just what that's just what he That's just what
the comments says. I'm just reading the comments. Jackson's not
here tonight. Jackson is working at his day job at
fucking you know midnight or whatnot. So we missed sour dough.
(15:32):
Safroon did drop off a loaf today? Tore into that, bitch,
You get a loaf, John.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, I ain't get a loaf. He ain't tell me.
Oh damn, we got beef.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's should I find out? And your homeboys hanging with
you and ship the.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's kind of how I thought when John said his
You know, my niece and nephew went to see the
dinosaurs and I didn't get a text about it. So
I mean I'm with him. You know.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I last time he made bread, I couldn't get over
there to get it and it went. You know what
I'm saying. Still, he might feel the type of way.
I'm sorry, Jackson, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know, yeah, what I need to do to make
this right my one mistake, You feel me?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He he came down and dropped it off because they
were in Long Beach and we I was at shar
I was out running errands. I was at Maya's softball
practice with her. And so Vinnie was home alone and
he said, hold on, I want to read you exactly
what he said, because his shit fucking cracked me up.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Nnie.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Vinnie was home by himself and fucking Jackson knocked on
the door and he said, Vinnie, he said, Vinnie opened it,
and he goes, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to
open the door right now. Jack was like why, and
he was like, because it's no one else here right now.
(17:11):
I told Jackson, I said he knows he's not supposed
to open the door. That means you're within the circle
of trust. And he probably also wanted you to text
us that, yeah, all right, should we talk about the
news of the week.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Let's go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
My Klay Thompson has cheated on making this.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
No, I don't believe in love anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know. One thing that's an interesting part of working
with high school kids, bro, is the girls really be
hurt over shit like this, and it sucks. There really
are like damn, Meghan, the stallion is getting cheated on,
Like there's no hope. I mean that's like literally like
that's everyone's ig you know, Instagram has the aim away
(18:08):
message ship. Now all of them like so hurt by it,
and it just it is it genuinely sucks that that
is so many like sixteen year old girls like they
follow the celebrities and it's like, damn, that's the one
and this motherfucker who's carrying sticks around in the background
(18:29):
her photo shoots and he's.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Been getting fired up.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Nigga called the medium ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I was like, I ain't know.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I didn't know that they that they really felt that
way about about my nigga.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, not my nigga.
I don't want to you know what I'm saying Anti
Megan this you feel me? Uh off that nigga Clay,
you feel.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Me right now?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They fired? Can you imagine being famous in the response
to people finding out cheated on your girlfriend was the
entire internet. He's not even good looking like that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I'm glad like that nigga good looking.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm like, damn, bearing in waves.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I thought that was just like, you know, foundationally you
was decent nigga.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have like a homegirl.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I've had a homegirl or a cousin who got rid
of the boyfriend that nobody liked, and it was just
like a celebration, Like God, that motherfucker, Like that's what
That's what it felt like on the internet.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
But it felt like that just because they thought he
was ugly, they didn't know that man.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So many women tweeting or posting like, thank God, I
don't have to pretend he's not ugly anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Crazy white man.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I think white man I saw on Instagram had posted
He's not even good looking enough for all that.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Listen, bro, And while shit is sometimes you you kind of,
you know, poured out to your homegirl or your cousin
or whatever that she wasn't really fuck with the nigga
and she goes.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Back to him.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I was gonna say, Tyler, I've had that happen multiple
times and had him go back one time.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, you gotta wait a little bit, though, You gotta
wait a little bit before you get to celebrate too much, nigga.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Like it's like, I've seen some shitty motherfuckers fucking with
girls who are my family, my friends, and I don't
know as soon as I get new the news that
it's over, I'm like, hey, like my condolences are if
you if you broke up with a piece of ship,
my condolences are gonna be congrats on leaving that fucking bickhead,
(20:26):
Like you know what I mean, Like, like that's always
how I played it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You know, if you're bored, you can't keep being bored
off your face. That's me. If someone tells me they
remove something bad from their.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Life, Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I just I just know, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I just know that first breakup Gentally don't last, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I think this probably ain't your first she brought out
to social media, so it's probably over with, you know
what I mean. I don't think it's probably the first
time it happened. I think it makes you media. Look,
I don't think it's any coming back from this.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I don't think it's any coming back from this, because
for one, we got the whole Meghan screen, the Megan
Instagram story post, and.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Then we got the statement after that, like like that
was legit.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Meg in her feelings like fuck this motherfucker, it's over,
and then her pr people calling her like Meg what
the fuck is going on? And that's why we got
the statement after the Instagram post, right, yeah, but but yeah,
it's it's just you know from the ship that I
read in that ship where she was like, Bro, I
dealt with you cheating. I det with you had not
wanted to commit. I dealt with your mood swings. I
think she's done with that motherfucker. And one thing about
(21:28):
Meg Meg bro, when she's telling about fucking kick Rocks,
it's a rap, I'll say that much.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah man.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
And we were just sawing this another fucker talking about
how we thought Clay had the better tism than Noah
Lyles and.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Nigga's attitude.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Come on, man, yeah yeah, Like wow, are y'all surprised?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Though, honestly, NBA player cheating on?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Anybody can get cheated on. My mom feels out about jail.
I'll be like, mom, so and so on.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
To jail, that's crazy, was like, baby, I think anybody can.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Go to jail, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's that's how you have a bad enough day, bro,
for real, like especially niggas.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I mean, she really was, baby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I was like, you're surprised, that's crazy, Like no, I
surprised they.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Might go to jail.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I feel like I think anybody get cheated on, bro,
I don't. I'm not really surprised by it, you know,
especially like you said the NBA player. It sucks, it's
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
But yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I wasn't aware that that Clay was a serial cheater
because I'm employed and I don't keep up with ship
like that.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
But I wasn't aware that he was a serial cheater
until this, man.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I wasn't aware. I didn't boy.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Be concerned about the Clay Thompson's fidelity issues.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I know he got him.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I know he ATPs.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I had a friend at a party pressed me over
like you didn't know Derek Jeter had been with all
these bitches, and it was like, no, man, I don't.
I didn't know them. Just just scaped me that Clay
was a serial cheater. I just watched and go to
bed like we kept.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
A body on him.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
No, right, Yeah, they said, what's the name Lord Shorty,
Lord from the Spider Man, lri Hatti Air or whatever,
forgive me for the last name.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Up he They said he cheated on her.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
They said he cheated on Coco Jones, and now they're saying,
now Meg is saying he cheated on me, Like, God damn, nigga,
who did cheat with?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Though I don't know who he cheated with, but we
know who they.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
And look and hey, bro, if we.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Fell nig.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
If the rumors my who this man cheated on the truth,
I'm just saying, we might have to respect this man's
roster construction.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Up the monogamy pod, brother, every life. I'm just saying now,
I'm not playing Thompson, nigga.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
You know me, I am me and thank god you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
I feel like there's a huge difference between non married
people cheating and married people cheating, for sure.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
But I'll say this, Look, man, that motherfucker got a
noye for talent. I'll tell you that. God damn much, Bros.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Never missed nigga a sniper?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Hey bro, Hey, so mother, Hey, something something you just
can't pass up? Man, get one life out here?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Do say his many work with his Lika mins on
on their last.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hey, look, the lady's been cooking. This motherfucker like.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Cheated off my book? Where keeps a journal? It's gonna
be some slow singing and flower.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh bro did did she say how she found out?
What was the I don't know how she I don't
know how, but I don't know. It felt like it
was building up, like from what we saw in that same.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But it also sounded like, aside from cheating on her,
he was being a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, dickheads like you know, and.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She had he had her cooking for people, and you know,
she was doing all that ship. And then she said
he was having moose swings, but you know, his moosewings
related to the fact.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
That he's old now he's he just ain't what he
used to be.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, the trust me out though, for really, you have
her at the crib. You know what I'm saying, she's
cooking for your whole family.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
She's sharing this ship online.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You sneak out.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know, come back that ain't that it
ain't got it. Don't gotta be like that once you different?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
You know what I mean that with the family bro
to the family shit too much.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And the whole whole implication that like he was taking
out her bad days or his bad moments on her,
Like I can't respect that. I really, I really fucking
don't like and and the thing is like I'm not
I think that when you are in love with someone
like you're you shouldn't put your bad ship on them,
(26:31):
you know what I'm saying. And none of us are perfect.
Like I have moments where I'll have a bad day
and and and I will funk around and like you know,
do snap on summer. But I always fucking catch myself
right in the moment because I know what I'm doing,
and I apologize in that moment because because it you know,
it ain't on her whatever I'm going through, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So yeah, that was what really popped out to me.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's like if someone is repeatedly taking out their bad
moments on you and not like showing remorse about.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It, Like yeah, you got a shake girl for sure.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Man, you ain't you ain't gotta be No, don't mean
nobody's punching bag.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You feel me? Got God? God bless the women in
the Jenkins and Jones community. Leslie says someone called him
a barn owl. He has a.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Real creative man, it's funnier he.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Barn owl is fucking crazy and also bro Like, I
just oh, you feel sad because you're washed and like
all you have is your tens of millions of dollars,
your NBA championships, your first ballot Hall of Fame induction,
and Meghan the Stallion. Oh no, bro, you.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Made two hundred and fifty million fucking dollars. You are
an integral part of the story of the greatest basketball
team of all time and you have Meghan the Stallion.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Boo fucking hoo, nigga.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I mean for real, honestly, before I became that grumpy
ass nigga, I retire.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's what a barn owl.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey, low key they killed for real nigga.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But like, yeah, before before I became a grumpy ass
nigga bringing work to the crib, I'll retire if I
had that type of money.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
The fuck you know what I mean? Like, what are
you letting? You letting yo? Yo? You being a bomb?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Change your whole personality?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Like, fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Bro, you know what I'm saying, lead that ship. If
you ain't happy no more, funk out of here. What's
the purpose? You had an incredible career. It's time to
sit your ass down, bro. The fuck with your what a?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
What a? I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
With Meg? You got Meg there and you and you
and you decide to go to work doing some ship
that you ain't good at that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You know what I'm saying, that you don't love no more?
Funk out of here, bro, all that money to bank?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You sound silly. That's the fucked up tism for real.
That's the wrong one. That's the wrong that's the wrong tism.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We had it. We had it backwards.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Nigga, she made pork chops for you. You feel me
that she fried pork chops for you.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Oh come on, bro, that's that's like the fried pork chops.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You can't. You don't fry pork chop without love.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Niggas that don't even exist.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I got a real unusable idea for the next beast bracket.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh no, brother, Oh no, Mike, Hey, hey, this nigga
really might be able us though I said.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It was unusable. I said it was unusable, like just
Tyler said. We you know, we made the wrong decision,
I said, man making decisions between things in a competitive format.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Hey man, let's let's save this for Tuesday or Thursday
or Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Nigga shout out to know Alyiles, shout out to Ailes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I know that he might be at awkward, but he
loved that woman.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yeah, and she's extremely happy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You feel me.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
It works for them, and that's it works for them.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Hey, you know what I mean? She loved him too.
Love that all right?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Should we do dookie byt of the week? I have
I have Jackson's Dukie Butt of the Week to read.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Go ahead, start off?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, mm hmmm, scrolling okay. He said. His Dookie Butt
of the Week is Russell brand for generally being an idiot,
but specifically his latest media appearances, where he told Megan
Kelly that he was thirty when he slept with a
sixteen year old the age of consent in the UK
(30:14):
is sixteen, and also went on Piers Morgan talking about
Bible verses. Did y'all see this clip?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes? No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Pierce, and I do not like Pierce. He said. I
see that you have a Bible with you for this interview.
You mentioned in your trial that the Bible is very
important to you. Could you tell me a couple of
verses from the Bible that are especially meaningful to you?
And John, I shit, you not? And I happened to
have a book right here. He literally in the interview,
(30:53):
starts paging through the Bible. Well, no, that's nothing, John.
It goes on for a minute and forty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Did he find a verse?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
At least? No?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I saw someone to say it felt it felt like
a family guy bit that goes on too long. But
then it closed. The airplane closes, and it's fucking hilarious.
That's exactly what it felt like.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's like sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes is.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Like, why don't you just say that I don't have
a favorite verse.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I just got into this like like that having a
favorite verse is pretty far into your journey, dog, Like
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's not that it's not abnormal to not have.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That, like yeah, I mean I just thought it's just yeah, yeah,
So it's just.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So blatantly obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You're full of shit when you try to pull some
off like that.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know, it's also crazy because if you have not
actually read the Bible, I could see you thinking that,
like you could open it to anywhere and it would
be talking all type stuf. He actually studied the Bible,
you know, you could open.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Up age that are just sentences.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
The whole ship is about how to build a ship, right,
like the whole ship is like how to like warp
the wood like the whole.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
The third full moon of the Harvest, you.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Thought it was like a bunch of high cools and
that motherfucker they all was gonna hit you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's just not that.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's not It is not the.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Bro crazy night.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Why are you just sitting there like a weirdo night.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
He's just chilling with the guys.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Man, he's not what you say. He's not chilling with
the guys. You didn't got a headphone on. He doesn't
know what he posted, you know. Huh, my headphones are
a loud all right, all right, buddy, good night, love you.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Can you talk about the.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Cavaliers halftime show?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (32:57):
What happened last night?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What happened in the Cavaliers show? Vinnie John? Uncle John
is asking you to explain the old man.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'm not here.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh so the wearing a teach you and another guy
was also wearing a teach you and they were like
dancing with a ball and it was weird y man,
great stuff. That's what y'all wanted me to let him?
All right, I love you, I love you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Great stuff, all right.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Good to see by see in the morning. God, they've
been killing me on the discord. Letvine talk on the podcast.
Get out of here go.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
So you kind of was sitting on a on the discord.
It wasn't about Vinnie like I'm hey, hey you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Fee They said that's what they're all right. That was
Jackson's dookie butt of the week. Uh my, what Sunday
episodes we get the weirdest fucking ship in the chest?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Why not talking about Lebron James bouc accusations?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
What page of YouTube were you own to Lincoln the chat?
We'll see what, we'll see the source. Please drop the
lin the chat, bro, I.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Also, respect.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
We are.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
We're very much. Hey, the steroid arab baseball was a
balligg right.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't give he's gonna make it better basketball.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Run that ship, nigga.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The argument against steroids everyone always made to me was
that it would fuck your body up long term. If
you're telling me that's what he's been doing, that lets
him do what he's doing at forty one, then I
fucked up twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Broke down by now my boy?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah works three of them.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
He got three of them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
One of them is on the floor.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
On the floor.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
He created one of.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Them on the floor.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah yeah, anyway, all right, Tyler, what's your dickie.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Butt of the week. I'm gonna keep it short and
sweet on this one, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
But then the Calves halftime show.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Then he then he from the motherfucking Trailblazers. You know
he had a little dust up with the Fecastle. You
see that ship.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Did you see his post game? Oh let me just
let me just read. I want to make sure I
get this right.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
He said that castle. He does a lot of provocation
throughout the game. He said like he said that that
he he gets attacked like for no reason. Yeah, so
I'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Okay, he does a lot of provocation, like what se
what's going I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
What Then Dinny's an next idea of soldier and we
can just yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Say that for the group chat. It's been fifteen years now,
Clutch and Lebron, James Mila Ross Dominga is my brother.
I will not I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Send us the proof, please, please, my boy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Send us the proof. John what's your dickie brother of
the week.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Drake Man, you see a new photo?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No I did, I did.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
What's the photo about us?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Brother, he gets and going in.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
You know, he got a new he got a new
set by.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
The Titties and Golden He still got them motherfucking segoons.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, that boy, Drake bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
He wanted to show off how he got his abs
fixed to us in that picture. That's what that is, like, Like,
look how they look kind of they look way more
real now, don't they.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's what that picture is.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I just I just aw.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
He said. They don't look like a pack of Hawaiian
King's Hawaiian bread sweet rolls. No more. Look I saw
I sa.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I saw someone.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I saw someone post on that on that very picture
quotes we and they said Drake is the first male
to male trans person ever.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yo, perfect.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
A fucking heavicism, said new Thoracs alert and fucking said,
oh he got his abs rotated.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
He got an Apple line.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Man, He went to the motherfucking abb loop, to the
motherfucker Jiffy loop for abs and he got his abs.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
The line.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
They put that motherfucker up like like they look your carl.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Motherfucker laid face down and got hoisted up and they.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Had to unscrew it to let the oil out. Let
the oil drain out. Gotta let it all drain out.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
How do y'all feel about the album coming out?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Though?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
For real, I don't. I legitimately can never listen to
that dude again.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Bro, Like, seriously, I tried.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
I've tried to play like some slaps, even like last week,
I tried to play some slaps that I used to
fuck with, like come through the.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Joint with the Leah sample and Ship. I swear to god,
I played those two songs.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
It's like they don't hit in the same way and
win and play Kendrick because a Drake just reminds me
of Kendrick at the moment.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I legitimately just I just don't want to ever listen
to his music game because he was a bitch who
was ready and willing to burn the whole fucking genre
down because he took a loss.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I just can't funk with that. Bro.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Yeah, that's as a as a human.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah, Like you're really a visitor here, dog, like you
were ready to burn this sh it down because you
don't feel like it, but you're you're a part of it.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
You don't feel like you belong.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
His came apart like the sprite ad for the They
got him up on that lift and it was a
fine spray of right soda. The technician, uh my nookie.
(39:55):
BUTTT of the week is TV producers, man, Like, I'm
trying to watch basketball this weekend, y'all. Don't have to
keep interrupting the telecast for some ship that has nothing
to do with me, that got nothing to do with me. Interrupted,
You interrupted telecast. If it's a tsunami, if it's a tornado,
(40:18):
if you got a warning it's gonna be an earthquake
in fifteen minutes, that affects me or nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
If we don't get a chicken nugget, then what that's
not news.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm trying to watch the game, brother, right right, right right,
I'm trying to watch I'm trying to watch the Nuggets
right now right.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Really did not give a fuck about those interruptions on Saturday, Like,
why are you interrupting this motherfucking AO is going for forty.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
We don't give a fuck about.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
That guy, unless you're telling us, Unless you're telling us,
you know, don't waste our time.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Bro. It ain't got nothing to do with me. I
am watching the game, all right. Don't interrupt Jeopardy for it.
Don't interrupt the game for it. Let me let me
watch my TV, eat my pistachios in peace.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
This is the third time has happened. We don't give
a fuck. We do not give a god damn.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Make me change the channel. I'm on the American Broadcasting
Corporation right now trying to watch some fucking basketball.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Damn it. Yeah, interrupt the UFC.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Okay, that's their business.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
That's that's their ground, that's their guy, you know, that's
their Michael Jackson, don't over here.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
All right, that's all the time we got. We'll be
back a couple of times this week. Patreon dot com
slash Jenis and Jones. By the way, if you're not
on there, two extra episodes every week, having a lot
of fun on those episodes. I think I can say
we're all little looser on those shows.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh what show do you guys lose her?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
About this? Yeah? Jackson, what's up? Brother? How did hoops?
Tonight with Jason Timpko.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Live stream is good? You know, just editing in the
background here, so I'm not gonna probably be too locked
in here, but it was good.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Which show is described to hoops tonight?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Which show is better?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Which show do you like better?
Speaker 6 (42:26):
My boss is here, bro, No, no, don't do that either,
Like that's the last I'm just playing. I'm just playing
both both my family.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
So it's my dad and my other dad.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Meadow Meadow Wooden Peace said you just created one million
Jackson cephones. I was telling him how good the sour
though was you did. You're really on your ship right now, Bro,
it was really good. I will send you a picture
of it. But it's like we don't use the knife
with your sour rip into it like fucking feral rats.
(43:06):
Just give me a piece of the bread.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm glad you guys very good.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
And I appreciate the exclusive drop. Also, so you know
we were we were in Long Beach, so yeah, I
figured it was a good good time figured out give
you guys. It was good man. It was a special.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You one. I owe you one.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
No no, no, it sounded like he owes you one.
Sounded like he trigged went off.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
No, it was just a minute we just got couldn't
get it figured out.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
But this was easier because were already heading that a
long beach.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
We could just stop by and drop it off.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So dropped it off with Benny. He made an appearance
on the pot. It didn't go so good. He's he's
not there yet.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
No, No, he's not there.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
He's First of all, you just handed it to him
last night. You told him at first leave and then
you handed to him. That's that's that's that's not the setup, man,
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I gotta give watch.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Mac she at the door today though, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I mentioned I read your I read your text.
I said. He his material at the door was great.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
He nail Kim goes. Does Vinnie not like us? And
I was like, no, he just is a twelve year old.
He looks taller than a twelve year old, but he's
a twelve year old.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
He is a twelve year old. Yeah, John is Vinie's
agent that I'd signed up for. That that would work.
John's a busy dude, bro, John's got a lot going on.
John does not need to be rapping my twelve year olds.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I'm always rooting them.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
On, rooting them on. He's aye John. John is Vinnie's uncle,
He's not his agent. All right, that's all the time
we got, Like I said, Patreon dot com slash Jenkins
and Jones. Jackson's on all the shows on the Patreon.
So it's just you know, this is this is just
a little tease. This is a little Jackson teas. Uh
(44:50):
oh my second night. Okay, yeah, you can say bye
this all right, We'll be back later this week. Bye
only I I
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Just pe by Rock for early
I really don't know how to do ship without Jackson here, y'all, Okay,
we're live. We're live, live on this what's up, Brothers
cracking Homie. Welcome to Jenkins and Jones is Sunday, April
twenty six. We're talking NBA playoffs, We're talking hips, We're talking.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
For the basketball.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
We're talking Meg and Clay, not Meghan Clay, and we're
talking nookie. Budd of the Week as always Jenkus and
Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, everybody have the gun, legit.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Throw Jenkins aka John was that Bubba? I'm GUARDI b
aka Mike mother fucking Mike, fucking Mike.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Mocking uh t.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
He's on the basketball court, dude, tis everywhere fucking gigs watching, Bro.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
They read Shepherd motor boatom watching fucking shake gud hoop.
I really was like a fucking nineteen eighties like house
house mom, like puota bra. This is garish, Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He do like I don't even like his body language.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
He do run like he holding the poo. You know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
He won like he got a perpetual fart, you know,
and all the time, you know, like come on gee crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Like.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He goes to read Shepherd boom, those pities off my screen.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Brother.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
I feel like there's certain clips that just get attached
to to celebs athletes forever, and that sends you and
getting back on defense with the ref.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I can't shake it, bro, I cannot shake it. I can't.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
That's that might be embedded forever in my psyche. I
just can't unsee it. Man.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
He was slaying them around the day though, Bro.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
So I turned I turned the game off, hop back on,
and I was like, they was down twenty.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
First thing I see is him. Man, they had won,
and the screen the rumbling them around a little.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Whenever you think of cars too, you think of the
beans tweet, whenever you think a chance, you think of it.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Oh, I love my wife tweet. And whenever I think
of send you and I think of that.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Tweet, Bro, I can't my wife. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Uh Yeah. So the assignment tonight was, Hey, we're going
to record after the Lakers game. We're all gonna watch
the Lakers game, and like it just evolved in to
us making fun of Shanghuon in the group chat for
forty five minutes. I called him betty boop. John said
it's too much hips and on his screen for him. Man,
(03:13):
you feel me?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Hey, that what I saw. I'm trying to watch basketball.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
That man was in the group chat getting called the
most esthetically unpleasing basketball player we've never seen.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I've never been like body language I hate.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
That's the first time. How long have y'all known me?
This is not the first time I've ever.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Said I hate his body language.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, don't.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I don't even think about it.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
You know, you don't even hate his body language because
body language can pay something. And if you take an
issue with someone's body language, you're taking an issue with
their passive aggressives and how they're acting.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You just don't like that motherfucker's body.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I don't like body langue.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Bro, he missed the free throw.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
He missed the free throw, and he like rolled his eyes,
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Like, I think I hate this motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Did you remember he missed that second?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
He was like, and he's always motive loading, He's always motive.
Every time they cut to him going to a fucking commercialist,
blowing spit everywhere.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Bro, No, he musty crazy sho.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Shout out the aerial smoke, check it, check it lay
in a lame lakers in five another fake orange gumba
shooting allegedly, and k D is still a crusty hoe
like the chiefs, undrafted free age and smoke smoke.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We cannot share that tweet with what the Come on, bro?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
So what what? What? He what?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
He runs like you runs like us. I'm not going.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
All right. I just came from the what's it the National.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Natural Museum whatever, Natural history history museum with the baby
chopping to the kids yesterday.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, it was just so that I don't have the
We're gonna meet Jackson up there in a couple of
weeks brother for the Butterfly Pavilion.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Oh yeah, we was trying to go there too. I
was gonna take him there, but uh, it was sold
out for the entire weekend. My boy, Oh bro, we
gotta we gotta get it early.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean, you just gotta go with me.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Dog, you got you got the plugs? Are you a member?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Of course? Remembers you don't gotta you think I don't
got to hook up to the Butterfly.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Pavilion, all right, man, tap me in the time I
was giving.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
You know, I was gonna wait in the regular line.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
You said, we're gonna wait in the regular line.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I rated in the regular line, but there was no
real line.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Actually we got them.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
We got there super early.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I just let you in the back. I let
you back us hang out with the butterflies. They'll be
landing all over you. You stay there like really, they
just come and land on you as ship. I feel
like I didn't know it was like that.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I need to tap in the show.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Feel like we will. Jackson said he wanted to go.
He wants to go. They want to go to the
butterfly pavilion with the kids and all that ship. So
we'll pull up for sure. I'll give a ton. We
probably don't want to hear me talk about dinosaurs. I'll
talk to you know.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
She loves dinosaurs. She came home.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
We have like National Geographic books that one of my
friends gave because for the kids whatever, and she.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Came home was like, what what what dinosaur is this
that she's helping the dinosaurs?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's in right now? I mean she been, I mean
she's been and a half two years.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
She's how old is she now?
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Four, but she's been for a little minute another year.
Favorite dinosaurs.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I wonder if she's a herbivore carnivore, big dinosaur, fast
dinosaur girl, like I'm curious here.
Speaker 6 (06:52):
Oh yeah, she ain't really tapped in like that, Buta
is a sour pod fan.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Maya does not like the dinosaurs with teeth. She likes
big the big dinosaur was with the long nex and
shipp girl. She she likes the ones, the big ass
ones that he trees.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
You realize I don't talky about the Bronosaurus as much anymore,
is it?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I'm glad we have a.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, okay. So isn't it theorizing that the Bronosaurus
was a fucking scam?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Isn't that they it wasn't really a scam. It was
they named the same fossil two different things, like in
two different places. So a Potosaurus Bronosaurus is a.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Pot of saurus was discovered before the bronosaurs.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's the same, it was. I believe it was literally
off the same fossil. I think it was just I was,
but it's I was.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I was a big fan of the pots myself growing up.
The pots with the motherfucking blowhole.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, their forehead.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Yeah, that's the s sceneal Jurassic Park where they sneezed
up that there.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Brother.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, they were hitting that ship, you know, way before
the kids were you know, sneeze right out their forehead
right into your fucking face. All right, Uh, other NBA news,
let's see Slakers three to one. It is what it is.
I just felt like I felt like you could tell
(08:11):
about three minutes into the game that Broun ain't broa
a bro. Do you remember in prime Braun years when
he would do the zero dark thirty shit and he
would be off the internet. That man was tweeted about goles.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He was seeing about whole three holes tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He was tweeted about golf like an hour and a
half before shoot around, Bro, like I re bro like bro.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
When Game one happened and we saw fucking twenty eighteen
Bron out there on the floor, people, we were all redressing,
like holy shit. Bron didn't through the feelout game like
you know, which is which is what he usually does,
where he the supercomputer just doesn't go out there, gives
all wants to see what you're doing, and then he
It felt it feels like that this was the fucking
game one that we usually see from Bron tonight, you
(08:53):
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
And we are up three to zero, brother, and Katie
is gonna be out for a week, so I'll see
y'all back in LA. I just was thinking he would
be like, how much golf could I play in that
week of downtime. That's what I was hoping we would get.
But he had to turn the jets on to get
it up right up to ten points and then check out.
I was.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I was a bit shocked that he was still in
single digit playoff game territory so late in the third
until the announcemer was mentioned, I was like, Damn.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
He really is not there tonight.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Bro. He didn't give a fuck tonight. And I guess
we have to give him the latitude to do that
because we have been obviously among the people who've been
amazed at how he played in the first three games.
Game three was like a It was insane because I think,
would you agree that we all felt like there was
no new data points that could influence the Bron debate.
(09:43):
I thought there was nothing else once he got the
scoring title that would influence that debate. And I genuinely
felt like after Game three there were people who are like, yeah,
I'm laying I'm laying my score down, right, y'all got it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (09:59):
Be because I mean if it just you go up
three to oher, you won this series, right, Like, I
do not think the Lakers are going to fuck this off,
even though they lost the night, And I think that
there were people there like, Yo, this dude really went
out here and won a series with no Luca No.
Reeves was the best player on the court at forty
one years old, and we have never seen anything like this.
I think that's where a lot of people lands are
(10:20):
on that. Yeah, and he was fucking incredible, bro, He
was fucking incredible those first three games. Goddamn Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But it felt like they told him before they gave
to day, like Austin will be back for Game five,
and he was like, okay, cool, sounds good. Been some
great action around the playoffs. Definitely wanted to talk to
you guys about the dust up at the end of
the Timberwolves Nugget game. I have a friend who's a
(10:48):
Nuggets fan who said that Jokic lost his aura, bro,
and the way he you know you're not you can't
score at the end of the game. I don't know,
what'd you think? What do you think? Tyler it? I
got it.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
I got a part of my homie Markus. Shout out
my dog Marcus, my homeboy since college, who he's he's
my age and he was on the side of Jokic
is better than shot. And I'll tell you what, those
group tests have been really one sided lately. I've been
(11:21):
that motherfucker cooking.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I'll tell you that I am not crazy, but but bro,
it's it's I don't know, it's we got to give
credit to go beart Man. Yep, we got to give
credit to go Beart.
Speaker 5 (11:40):
He is perhaps he's probably the best defender of Jokic
that we've ever seen, and he has Jokic Yoga is
fucking miserable in this serious matchup against him against Gobert, right,
because the thing about Yokic is what makes him so
deadly is he is a three level scorer who's an
incredible fucking pastor. He's not uncomfortable anywhere across the half
court line as long as he his fat asses in
(12:02):
them have to run and transition. Right if the office
is set and we are fucking playing flat foot and
you know what I'm saying, he is a fucking god.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
And it's it's like.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The thing about Gobert that we always nitpick him about
with with good fucking reason, is he gets cooked when
he steps out there on the perimeter against like elite wings,
right like like wings. He just doesn't have the lateral
movement to keep up with wings. And you know, being
that Yogic is like a three level score and score
from everywhere, but he but the thing is, go Beart
can clamp him on the perimeter too, because he's just
(12:35):
not fast like these wings that could go bet right
and so and so, Yogic has it in his mind
that the best, you know, percentage shots that he can
get is going in the pain against Gobert. And that's
just not a win, bro, That's just not a fucking
win against one of the greatest river protectors we've ever seen.
Like we can, we can criticize him for how he's
food on the perimeter, but in that fucking pain, he's
a god, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And and Yokic is just scrambling against that.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I think the the the criticism that was always fair
of Gobert was unfair. It's so funny to watch him
get cooked on the perimeter by an elite scoring guard
and it's not what he it's not what he does.
It would be like if we're making fun of Steph
for not rebounding over a over a three or at
the same time, we're there's a rim protector and he's
(13:19):
getting cooked out there. He's supposed to get cooked out
there by those guys.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
But we're in this age of aliens where we've got
elite room protectors who hold their own on the perimeter
to like a d and Jannis right, so so like,
yet Gobert is just a normal human and though yeah, yeah,
their anomalies, you know what I mean, like and and
that's something that we held against Golbert, that he's not
a fucking alien like these dudes can hold their own
on the perimeter and at the cup.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Also he would get dumped on a couple of times too,
but that's part of it. But it just seemed a
particular way when Gobert get you know what I'm saying, called.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Him kind of nasty.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Rudy go boor said.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
This dude still hate no, my man, I'm at it though, bro.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I still hate him too. I mean, I like really
every other part of that different Wolfs team, but I
don't fuck with him at all.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
How do y'all feel like going down and Ant's gone,
Dante's gone, mister White Dante.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, it's it's a terrible fucking look right there.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
But I mean, look, look, the best play in the
world has to win three straight now against a depleted team,
and if he doesn't pull this off, it's gonna be
some real conversations I know I'm gonna have them in
the group chat with my homeboy.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I thy you that motherfucking much.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
It's gonna be some real conversations we had if yolks
can't pull this off. Bro.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean yes, I think there will.
I was sick. I mean, White Dante going down suck.
I was like sick when Ant went down, sick. I'm
glad it's not a no ligament tear, but that look,
it looks horrible.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah, wilder than you know, but it look and there
and and and they're saying that that this is the
type of injury that if you rush back from it
can do permanent damage to your cards.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
And it's none for this postseason. Bro, he's gone.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, they said, and and Dante need a new ballroom.
That's just what that's just what he That's just what
the comments says. I'm just reading the comments. Jackson's not
here tonight. Jackson is working at his day job at
fucking you know midnight or whatnot. So we missed sour dough.
(15:32):
Safroon did drop off a loaf today? Tore into that, bitch,
You get a loaf, John.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
No, I ain't get a loaf. He ain't tell me.
Oh damn, we got beef.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
That's should I find out? And your homeboys hanging with
you and ship the.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's kind of how I thought when John said his
You know, my niece and nephew went to see the
dinosaurs and I didn't get a text about it. So
I mean I'm with him. You know.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I last time he made bread, I couldn't get over
there to get it and it went. You know what
I'm saying. Still, he might feel the type of way.
I'm sorry, Jackson, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
You know, yeah, what I need to do to make
this right my one mistake, You feel me?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
He he came down and dropped it off because they
were in Long Beach and we I was at shar
I was out running errands. I was at Maya's softball
practice with her. And so Vinnie was home alone and
he said, hold on, I want to read you exactly
what he said, because his shit fucking cracked me up.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Nnie.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Vinnie was home by himself and fucking Jackson knocked on
the door and he said, Vinnie, he said, Vinnie opened it,
and he goes, I'm not sure if I'm supposed to
open the door right now. Jack was like why, and
he was like, because it's no one else here right now.
(17:11):
I told Jackson, I said he knows he's not supposed
to open the door. That means you're within the circle
of trust. And he probably also wanted you to text
us that, yeah, all right, should we talk about the
news of the week.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Let's go ahead and do it.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
My Klay Thompson has cheated on making this.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
No, I don't believe in love anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You know. One thing that's an interesting part of working
with high school kids, bro, is the girls really be
hurt over shit like this, and it sucks. There really
are like damn, Meghan, the stallion is getting cheated on,
Like there's no hope. I mean that's like literally like
that's everyone's ig you know, Instagram has the aim away
(18:08):
message ship. Now all of them like so hurt by it,
and it just it is it genuinely sucks that that
is so many like sixteen year old girls like they
follow the celebrities and it's like, damn, that's the one
and this motherfucker who's carrying sticks around in the background
(18:29):
her photo shoots and he's.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Been getting fired up.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Nigga called the medium ugly.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
I was like, I ain't know.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I didn't know that they that they really felt that
way about about my nigga.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You know what I'm saying, Like, I mean, not my nigga.
I don't want to you know what I'm saying Anti
Megan this you feel me? Uh off that nigga Clay,
you feel.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Me right now?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
They fired? Can you imagine being famous in the response
to people finding out cheated on your girlfriend was the
entire internet. He's not even good looking like that.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
I'm glad like that nigga good looking.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm like, damn, bearing in waves.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I thought that was just like, you know, foundationally you
was decent nigga.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have like a homegirl.
Speaker 5 (19:17):
I've had a homegirl or a cousin who got rid
of the boyfriend that nobody liked, and it was just
like a celebration, Like God, that motherfucker, Like that's what
That's what it felt like on the internet.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
But it felt like that just because they thought he
was ugly, they didn't know that man.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So many women tweeting or posting like, thank God, I
don't have to pretend he's not ugly anymore.
Speaker 6 (19:38):
Crazy white man.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I think white man I saw on Instagram had posted
He's not even good looking enough for all that.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Listen, bro, And while shit is sometimes you you kind of,
you know, poured out to your homegirl or your cousin
or whatever that she wasn't really fuck with the nigga
and she goes.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Back to him.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I was gonna say, Tyler, I've had that happen multiple
times and had him go back one time.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Well, you gotta wait a little bit, though, You gotta
wait a little bit before you get to celebrate too much, nigga.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Like it's like, I've seen some shitty motherfuckers fucking with
girls who are my family, my friends, and I don't
know as soon as I get new the news that
it's over, I'm like, hey, like my condolences are if
you if you broke up with a piece of ship,
my condolences are gonna be congrats on leaving that fucking bickhead,
(20:26):
Like you know what I mean, Like, like that's always
how I played it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You know, if you're bored, you can't keep being bored
off your face. That's me. If someone tells me they
remove something bad from their.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Life, Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I just I just know, I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
I just know that first breakup Gentally don't last, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
I think this probably ain't your first she brought out
to social media, so it's probably over with, you know
what I mean. I don't think it's probably the first
time it happened. I think it makes you media. Look,
I don't think it's any coming back from this.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I don't think it's any coming back from this, because
for one, we got the whole Meghan screen, the Megan
Instagram story post, and.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Then we got the statement after that, like like that
was legit.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Meg in her feelings like fuck this motherfucker, it's over,
and then her pr people calling her like Meg what
the fuck is going on? And that's why we got
the statement after the Instagram post, right, yeah, but but yeah,
it's it's just you know from the ship that I
read in that ship where she was like, Bro, I
dealt with you cheating. I det with you had not
wanted to commit. I dealt with your mood swings. I
think she's done with that motherfucker. And one thing about
(21:28):
Meg Meg bro, when she's telling about fucking kick Rocks,
it's a rap, I'll say that much.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah man.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
And we were just sawing this another fucker talking about
how we thought Clay had the better tism than Noah
Lyles and.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Nigga's attitude.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Come on, man, yeah yeah, Like wow, are y'all surprised?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Though, honestly, NBA player cheating on?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Anybody can get cheated on. My mom feels out about jail.
I'll be like, mom, so and so on.
Speaker 6 (22:04):
To jail, that's crazy, was like, baby, I think anybody can.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Go to jail, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
That's that's how you have a bad enough day, bro,
for real, like especially niggas.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I mean, she really was, baby.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I was like, you're surprised, that's crazy, Like no, I
surprised they.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Might go to jail.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I feel like I think anybody get cheated on, bro,
I don't. I'm not really surprised by it, you know,
especially like you said the NBA player. It sucks, it's
fucked up.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
But yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I wasn't aware that that Clay was a serial cheater
because I'm employed and I don't keep up with ship
like that.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
But I wasn't aware that he was a serial cheater
until this, man.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I wasn't aware. I didn't boy.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
Be concerned about the Clay Thompson's fidelity issues.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I know he got him.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I know he ATPs.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I had a friend at a party pressed me over
like you didn't know Derek Jeter had been with all
these bitches, and it was like, no, man, I don't.
I didn't know them. Just just scaped me that Clay
was a serial cheater. I just watched and go to
bed like we kept.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
A body on him.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
No, right, Yeah, they said, what's the name Lord Shorty,
Lord from the Spider Man, lri Hatti Air or whatever,
forgive me for the last name.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Up he They said he cheated on her.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
They said he cheated on Coco Jones, and now they're saying,
now Meg is saying he cheated on me, Like, God damn, nigga,
who did cheat with?
Speaker 3 (23:26):
Though I don't know who he cheated with, but we
know who they.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
And look and hey, bro, if we.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Fell nig.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
If the rumors my who this man cheated on the truth,
I'm just saying, we might have to respect this man's
roster construction.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Up the monogamy pod, brother, every life. I'm just saying now,
I'm not playing Thompson, nigga.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
You know me, I am me and thank god you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
I feel like there's a huge difference between non married
people cheating and married people cheating, for sure.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
But I'll say this, Look, man, that motherfucker got a
noye for talent. I'll tell you that. God damn much, Bros.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Never missed nigga a sniper?
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Hey bro, Hey, so mother, Hey, something something you just
can't pass up? Man, get one life out here?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Do say his many work with his Lika mins on
on their last.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
God damn.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Hey, look, the lady's been cooking. This motherfucker like.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Cheated off my book? Where keeps a journal? It's gonna
be some slow singing and flower.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Oh bro did did she say how she found out?
What was the I don't know how she I don't
know how, but I don't know. It felt like it
was building up, like from what we saw in that same.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But it also sounded like, aside from cheating on her,
he was being a fucking asshole.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yeah, dickheads like you know, and.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
She had he had her cooking for people, and you know,
she was doing all that ship. And then she said
he was having moose swings, but you know, his moosewings
related to the fact.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
That he's old now he's he just ain't what he
used to be.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Yeah, the trust me out though, for really, you have
her at the crib. You know what I'm saying, she's
cooking for your whole family.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
She's sharing this ship online.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
You know.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
You sneak out.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, yeah, you know, come back that ain't that it
ain't got it. Don't gotta be like that once you different?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
You know what I mean that with the family bro
to the family shit too much.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
And the whole whole implication that like he was taking
out her bad days or his bad moments on her,
Like I can't respect that. I really, I really fucking
don't like and and the thing is like I'm not
I think that when you are in love with someone
like you're you shouldn't put your bad ship on them,
(26:31):
you know what I'm saying. And none of us are perfect.
Like I have moments where I'll have a bad day
and and and I will funk around and like you know,
do snap on summer. But I always fucking catch myself
right in the moment because I know what I'm doing,
and I apologize in that moment because because it you know,
it ain't on her whatever I'm going through, you know
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
So yeah, that was what really popped out to me.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's like if someone is repeatedly taking out their bad
moments on you and not like showing remorse about.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
It, Like yeah, you got a shake girl for sure.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Man, you ain't you ain't gotta be No, don't mean
nobody's punching bag.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You feel me? Got God? God bless the women in
the Jenkins and Jones community. Leslie says someone called him
a barn owl. He has a.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Real creative man, it's funnier he.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Barn owl is fucking crazy and also bro Like, I
just oh, you feel sad because you're washed and like
all you have is your tens of millions of dollars,
your NBA championships, your first ballot Hall of Fame induction,
and Meghan the Stallion. Oh no, bro, you.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Made two hundred and fifty million fucking dollars. You are
an integral part of the story of the greatest basketball
team of all time and you have Meghan the Stallion.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Boo fucking hoo, nigga.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
I mean for real, honestly, before I became that grumpy
ass nigga, I retire.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
That's what a barn owl.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hey, low key they killed for real nigga.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
But like, yeah, before before I became a grumpy ass
nigga bringing work to the crib, I'll retire if I
had that type of money.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
The fuck you know what I mean? Like, what are
you letting? You letting yo? Yo? You being a bomb?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Change your whole personality?
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Like, fuck out of here.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Bro, you know what I'm saying, lead that ship. If
you ain't happy no more, funk out of here. What's
the purpose? You had an incredible career. It's time to
sit your ass down, bro. The fuck with your what a?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
What a? I mean?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
With Meg? You got Meg there and you and you
and you decide to go to work doing some ship
that you ain't good at that.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You know what I'm saying, that you don't love no more?
Funk out of here, bro, all that money to bank?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You sound silly. That's the fucked up tism for real.
That's the wrong one. That's the wrong that's the wrong tism.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
We had it. We had it backwards.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Nigga, she made pork chops for you. You feel me
that she fried pork chops for you.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Oh come on, bro, that's that's like the fried pork chops.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You can't. You don't fry pork chop without love.
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Niggas that don't even exist.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I got a real unusable idea for the next beast bracket.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Oh no, brother, Oh no, Mike, Hey, hey, this nigga
really might be able us though I said.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
It was unusable. I said it was unusable, like just
Tyler said. We you know, we made the wrong decision,
I said, man making decisions between things in a competitive format.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Hey man, let's let's save this for Tuesday or Thursday
or Friday.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Nigga shout out to know Alyiles, shout out to Ailes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
I know that he might be at awkward, but he
loved that woman.
Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yeah, and she's extremely happy.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You feel me.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
It works for them, and that's it works for them.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Hey, you know what I mean? She loved him too.
Love that all right?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Should we do dookie byt of the week? I have
I have Jackson's Dukie Butt of the Week to read.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Go ahead, start off?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Okay, mm hmmm, scrolling okay. He said. His Dookie Butt
of the Week is Russell brand for generally being an idiot,
but specifically his latest media appearances, where he told Megan
Kelly that he was thirty when he slept with a
sixteen year old the age of consent in the UK
(30:14):
is sixteen, and also went on Piers Morgan talking about
Bible verses. Did y'all see this clip?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yes? No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Pierce, and I do not like Pierce. He said. I
see that you have a Bible with you for this interview.
You mentioned in your trial that the Bible is very
important to you. Could you tell me a couple of
verses from the Bible that are especially meaningful to you?
And John, I shit, you not? And I happened to
have a book right here. He literally in the interview,
(30:53):
starts paging through the Bible. Well, no, that's nothing, John.
It goes on for a minute and forty seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Did he find a verse?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
At least? No?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I saw someone to say it felt it felt like
a family guy bit that goes on too long. But
then it closed. The airplane closes, and it's fucking hilarious.
That's exactly what it felt like.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's like sideshow Bob stepping on the rakes is.
Speaker 6 (31:26):
Like, why don't you just say that I don't have
a favorite verse.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I just got into this like like that having a
favorite verse is pretty far into your journey, dog, Like
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
It's not that it's not abnormal to not have.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
That, like yeah, I mean I just thought it's just yeah, yeah,
So it's just.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
So blatantly obvious.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You're full of shit when you try to pull some
off like that.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
You know, it's also crazy because if you have not
actually read the Bible, I could see you thinking that,
like you could open it to anywhere and it would
be talking all type stuf. He actually studied the Bible,
you know, you could open.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Up age that are just sentences.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
The whole ship is about how to build a ship, right,
like the whole ship is like how to like warp
the wood like the whole.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
The third full moon of the Harvest, you.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Thought it was like a bunch of high cools and
that motherfucker they all was gonna hit you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (32:22):
It's just not that.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
It's not It is not the.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Bro crazy night.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Why are you just sitting there like a weirdo night.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
He's just chilling with the guys.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Man, he's not what you say. He's not chilling with
the guys. You didn't got a headphone on. He doesn't
know what he posted, you know. Huh, my headphones are
a loud all right, all right, buddy, good night, love you.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
Can you talk about the.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Cavaliers halftime show?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (32:57):
What happened last night?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
What happened in the Cavaliers show? Vinnie John? Uncle John
is asking you to explain the old man.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
I'm not here.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Oh so the wearing a teach you and another guy
was also wearing a teach you and they were like
dancing with a ball and it was weird y man,
great stuff. That's what y'all wanted me to let him?
All right, I love you, I love you.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
Great stuff, all right.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Good to see by see in the morning. God, they've
been killing me on the discord. Letvine talk on the podcast.
Get out of here go.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
So you kind of was sitting on a on the discord.
It wasn't about Vinnie like I'm hey, hey you.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Fee They said that's what they're all right. That was
Jackson's dookie butt of the week. Uh my, what Sunday
episodes we get the weirdest fucking ship in the chest?
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Why not talking about Lebron James bouc accusations?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Bro?
Speaker 4 (34:22):
What page of YouTube were you own to Lincoln the chat?
We'll see what, we'll see the source. Please drop the
lin the chat, bro, I.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
Don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Also, respect.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
We are.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
We're very much. Hey, the steroid arab baseball was a
balligg right.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
I don't give he's gonna make it better basketball.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Run that ship, nigga.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
The argument against steroids everyone always made to me was
that it would fuck your body up long term. If
you're telling me that's what he's been doing, that lets
him do what he's doing at forty one, then I
fucked up twenty years ago.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Broke down by now my boy?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Yeah works three of them.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
He got three of them.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
One of them is on the floor.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
On the floor.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
He created one of.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Them on the floor.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah yeah, anyway, all right, Tyler, what's your dickie.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Butt of the week. I'm gonna keep it short and
sweet on this one, all right.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
But then the Calves halftime show.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Then he then he from the motherfucking Trailblazers. You know
he had a little dust up with the Fecastle. You
see that ship.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Did you see his post game? Oh let me just
let me just read. I want to make sure I
get this right.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
He said that castle. He does a lot of provocation
throughout the game. He said like he said that that
he he gets attacked like for no reason. Yeah, so
I'll just leave it at that.
Speaker 6 (35:57):
Okay, he does a lot of provocation, like what se
what's going I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
What Then Dinny's an next idea of soldier and we
can just yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Say that for the group chat. It's been fifteen years now,
Clutch and Lebron, James Mila Ross Dominga is my brother.
I will not I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Send us the proof, please, please, my boy.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Send us the proof. John what's your dickie brother of
the week.
Speaker 6 (36:31):
Drake Man, you see a new photo?
Speaker 1 (36:34):
No I did, I did.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
What's the photo about us?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Brother, he gets and going in.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
You know, he got a new he got a new
set by.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
The Titties and Golden He still got them motherfucking segoons.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, that boy, Drake bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Like?
Speaker 2 (37:01):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
He wanted to show off how he got his abs
fixed to us in that picture. That's what that is, like, Like,
look how they look kind of they look way more
real now, don't they.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
That's what that picture is.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
I just I just aw.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
He said. They don't look like a pack of Hawaiian
King's Hawaiian bread sweet rolls. No more. Look I saw
I sa.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
I saw someone.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
I saw someone post on that on that very picture
quotes we and they said Drake is the first male
to male trans person ever.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
Yo, perfect.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
A fucking heavicism, said new Thoracs alert and fucking said,
oh he got his abs rotated.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
He got an Apple line.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
Man, He went to the motherfucking abb loop, to the
motherfucker Jiffy loop for abs and he got his abs.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
The line.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
They put that motherfucker up like like they look your carl.
Speaker 5 (38:22):
Motherfucker laid face down and got hoisted up and they.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Had to unscrew it to let the oil out. Let
the oil drain out. Gotta let it all drain out.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
How do y'all feel about the album coming out?
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Though?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
For real, I don't. I legitimately can never listen to
that dude again.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Bro, Like, seriously, I tried.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
I've tried to play like some slaps, even like last week,
I tried to play some slaps that I used to
fuck with, like come through the.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Joint with the Leah sample and Ship. I swear to god,
I played those two songs.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
It's like they don't hit in the same way and
win and play Kendrick because a Drake just reminds me
of Kendrick at the moment.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
It's it's crazy.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I legitimately just I just don't want to ever listen
to his music game because he was a bitch who
was ready and willing to burn the whole fucking genre
down because he took a loss.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
I just can't funk with that. Bro.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Yeah, that's as a as a human.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
Yeah, Like you're really a visitor here, dog, like you
were ready to burn this sh it down because you
don't feel like it, but you're you're a part of it.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
You don't feel like you belong.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
His came apart like the sprite ad for the They
got him up on that lift and it was a
fine spray of right soda. The technician, uh my nookie.
(39:55):
BUTTT of the week is TV producers, man, Like, I'm
trying to watch basketball this weekend, y'all. Don't have to
keep interrupting the telecast for some ship that has nothing
to do with me, that got nothing to do with me. Interrupted,
You interrupted telecast. If it's a tsunami, if it's a tornado,
(40:18):
if you got a warning it's gonna be an earthquake
in fifteen minutes, that affects me or nothing.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
If we don't get a chicken nugget, then what that's
not news.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
I'm trying to watch the game, brother, right right, right right,
I'm trying to watch I'm trying to watch the Nuggets
right now right.
Speaker 5 (40:41):
Really did not give a fuck about those interruptions on Saturday, Like,
why are you interrupting this motherfucking AO is going for forty.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
We don't give a fuck about.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
That guy, unless you're telling us, Unless you're telling us,
you know, don't waste our time.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Bro. It ain't got nothing to do with me. I
am watching the game, all right. Don't interrupt Jeopardy for it.
Don't interrupt the game for it. Let me let me
watch my TV, eat my pistachios in peace.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
This is the third time has happened. We don't give
a fuck. We do not give a god damn.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Make me change the channel. I'm on the American Broadcasting
Corporation right now trying to watch some fucking basketball.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Damn it. Yeah, interrupt the UFC.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Okay, that's their business.
Speaker 5 (41:35):
That's that's their ground, that's their guy, you know, that's
their Michael Jackson, don't over here.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
All right, that's all the time we got. We'll be
back a couple of times this week. Patreon dot com
slash Jenis and Jones. By the way, if you're not
on there, two extra episodes every week, having a lot
of fun on those episodes. I think I can say
we're all little looser on those shows.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Oh what show do you guys lose her?
Speaker 1 (42:10):
About this? Yeah? Jackson, what's up? Brother? How did hoops?
Tonight with Jason Timpko.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Live stream is good? You know, just editing in the
background here, so I'm not gonna probably be too locked
in here, but it was good.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
Which show is described to hoops tonight?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Which show is better?
Speaker 1 (42:24):
Which show do you like better?
Speaker 6 (42:26):
My boss is here, bro, No, no, don't do that either,
Like that's the last I'm just playing. I'm just playing
both both my family.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
So it's my dad and my other dad.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Meadow Meadow Wooden Peace said you just created one million
Jackson cephones. I was telling him how good the sour
though was you did. You're really on your ship right now, Bro,
it was really good. I will send you a picture
of it. But it's like we don't use the knife
with your sour rip into it like fucking feral rats.
(43:06):
Just give me a piece of the bread.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
I'm glad you guys enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
I'm glad you guys very good.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
And I appreciate the exclusive drop. Also, so you know
we were we were in Long Beach, so yeah, I
figured it was a good good time figured out give
you guys. It was good man. It was a special.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
You one. I owe you one.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
No no, no, it sounded like he owes you one.
Sounded like he trigged went off.
Speaker 6 (43:34):
No, it was just a minute we just got couldn't
get it figured out.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
But this was easier because were already heading that a
long beach.
Speaker 6 (43:40):
We could just stop by and drop it off.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
So dropped it off with Benny. He made an appearance
on the pot. It didn't go so good. He's he's
not there yet.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
No, No, he's not there.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
He's First of all, you just handed it to him
last night. You told him at first leave and then
you handed to him. That's that's that's that's not the setup, man,
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I gotta give watch.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
Mac she at the door today though, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Yeah, I mentioned I read your I read your text.
I said. He his material at the door was great.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
He nail Kim goes. Does Vinnie not like us? And
I was like, no, he just is a twelve year old.
He looks taller than a twelve year old, but he's
a twelve year old.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
He is a twelve year old. Yeah, John is Vinie's
agent that I'd signed up for. That that would work.
John's a busy dude, bro, John's got a lot going on.
John does not need to be rapping my twelve year olds.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
I'm always rooting them.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
On, rooting them on. He's aye John. John is Vinnie's uncle,
He's not his agent. All right, that's all the time
we got, Like I said, Patreon dot com slash Jenkins
and Jones. Jackson's on all the shows on the Patreon.
So it's just you know, this is this is just
a little tease. This is a little Jackson teas. Uh
(44:50):
oh my second night. Okay, yeah, you can say bye
this all right, We'll be back later this week. Bye
only I I
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Just pe by Rock for early
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