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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're live all right, Okay, we hit the over fu
you got it. We're talking about ship that we get
everyone faure that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Welcome to Jenkins and Jones, independently owned and operator since
twenty twenty five. Is Sunday, May tenth, and we've got
all kinds of fun NBA ship to talk to you about,
as well as Dookie Butt of the Week as always,
Jenks and Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Everybody on the gun le Jetro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Jenkins aka John was that I'm GUARDI B A.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
K A Mike, mother fucker fucking Mike, and we're without
production for he's with Jackson goes to his real family
this time.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of the year. No, not real family. He goes to
his real family during playoff season.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But now it's not like that. This is this is
Jackson's Sidehultle and he has to work.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is the fun thing Jackson does with his friends
and sometimes overlaps with work. And as we all have
worked in sports enough that we have experienced that dynamic
and it just you know, it is what it is.
Have I told you all the story about two girls
in my pe class realizing they had the same.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dad, no, it was Tabor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's two Hispanic girls, ninth grade, Lung Beach, Polly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm in there, you know, why does this not surprise me?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And these two girls are both talking about how their
dad's not shit, and the one girl goes, yeah, you know,
like he lives with his other family.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
They actually live on my street.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And the other girl goes, hold on, is your mom Maria.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The girl goes, no fucking way. And so they with
each other. They like homies, so they like literally and
it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was sitting behind them in fucking pe class on
the numbers. They literally looked at each other and they're like,
are we supposed to like scrap over this?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And they're like fun.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They were both like fuck him. It was a beautiful moment.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But he was living with the one family on the
same street, literally like down fifteen from.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
His other fucking family.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Wollin goddamn Well, okay, okay, listen to the world like long
beach bro god Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So I got I got some questions. So living down
the street. So one of the girls the dad was
in the house, right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, but it was like she made it sound like
he was in the house for that That's what made
me think of it was Tyler said, is like this
time of year, Because I was like, that's a real thing.
It was like he was staying with that girl's mom,
the mother of one of his children, for that like
at that time.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But she was still like she wasn't like, that's my dad,
He's always been.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There for me. She was like, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Ever hear the story about Terrell Owens telling his mom
that he had a crush on a girl on his
block and she's like, no, no, no, it was his grandma. Yeah, yeah, grandma, grandma, No, no,
I want to deal with her. That is your half sister.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Terry Owens has a fucking had a tragic gass upbringing.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
His grandma would not let him leave it would not
let him leave the yard, I think till he was
like thirteen, so, which at.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That time was crazy. It was what Tyler said.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was like he had he saw a girl looking
out over the white picket fence.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He sees the girl and he told his grandma he
had a crush on her, and she was like.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, you don't know the You don't y'all my half
sister brother.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, like that's your dad's daughter, like you don't. And
he never he didn't know his dad at that time,
Like I guess I'm crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Did he ever figure out who his pop was? He
ever meet him? I think his s pops can round
after he blew up and was a mean And of course.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I wanted to be successful so bad as a teenager
so that when my dad came back around, I could
tell him to fuck off.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That was such a motivating factor for me.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
He should have gotten that gott in that garage and
played that guitar.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Nigga, you should have.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Gotten that motherucker putting that paint it to that guitar.
You would have crazy anti w.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I was in a punk man in high school.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I played the bass.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I played the bass and a punk you why didn't
you tell us this?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You get city with a rich musical history as Long Beach,
and you were doing music Long Beach and you never
told us.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
He hit it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He was trying to what was What was funny about
it was they just they were just my friends and
they need a bass player. I played like violin. I
played the guitar a little bit or whatever something like so,
but that was like they were basically like, bro, it's
fucking like garage punk rock, Like it's the basslines of
the easiest fucking ship in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Just come through.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But we played, Yeah, we played a We played a
We played a lunchtime show at Polly, which at the time,
if you played at the Quad, it was you know,
threeked out and people out there for that ship.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So what's the name of your banner? Is that too personal?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Double Blind was the name of the band.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, Mahomie Walter, who's actually he's a DJ in Vegas now,
like not like a DJ, but like a like he
does like like hardcore you know, hardcore rock type shit,
like weirdo DJ shit where he'll he's got the crazy hair.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And all that stuff. But yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We played some show.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We did like you know, churches and shit like that,
you know, like like church youth rooms and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We never played a real big show.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
The biggest thing though that was funny was playing on
the fucking rally stage at lunch and you realize, like, oh,
most bands have to get a lot more successful than
we are before.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They have three or four thousand kids like at one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Of their shows or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, man, all right, well we can start talking about
this while John's not here.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But you know, let's talk about.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The People's elbow from.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The from fucking Victor Webber Yavah.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
His politics, the People's Republic elbow, the People's report.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
If you know whose politics?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
John?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Did you see this clip of Wenby throwing the elbow
at nas Reading? No, I haven't, okay, I'll just grab
But basically he's going to get a rebound. The Wolves
foul him. Nas is up under him, so he so
the whistle's been blown. Dead ball, He's got the ball
like this, and he hooks nas Read right in the neck.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Obviously intentional.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If you watch then, if you watch the replay, Wimby
and make sure that he's gonna hit the knaves with
that motherfucker like he listened, like he he fucking swivels
his head.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's like, yeah, Nas is right there, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, did he get did he get ejected?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He got ejected? Flagrant? Okay. And it was the funny
as fuck because it was funny.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It was funny ship because he grabbed Harrison Barnes by
the back of his neck and pulled Harrison Barnes in.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Brother, it was like what is.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That means, monfrere, what is this flagrant tool?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
He grabbed me and his tall ass was sitting down
when he did it. Motherfucker reached something by the back
of the man.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He reached out like he was grabbing a coffee cup. John.
It was like, I don't I don't buy that. He
didn't know if flagrant to is an injection. Bro, this
is like that so fucking smart.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
And he's like, but you know sometimes that like that
that ship ship, like that might happen, you know what
I mean, Like, I don't know, I think so, so
what happened? Like and did did y'all did y'all hear
him say this or y'all just saw it on camera?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay, okay, that's why I'm adding an accent.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think this is a very interesting moment because he
had he had that quote like week where he was like,
I'm just not someone who's going to be a prisoner
to my emotions, Like I'm just going to feel fully,
and I think people hear shit like that and then
you're supposed to be a pascifice of people. And I
was like, no, he wanted to elbow that motherfucker the
night and he elbowed him, like is living his wraps, bro?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So I listen and like we were alluded to earlier,
if you know, when these politics like pastifism, I don't
think that's his get down, bro, like this the motherfucker
who posted outside of the.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Male Ze Dong memorial. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
If you know that, dude, like like passifism is not
fucking up with these things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But it was interesting when he made the comment about
I will not be like a you know, I will
not bear the burden of hiding my emotions. And everyone
took that as a really enlightened statement.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But that's also how rage al hollicks. So that's also
how Draymond Green Green behaves all the time. I'm not
suppressing this. I want to punch someone, and I'm going
to punch someone.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's also I will not stand for you having me
fucked up. That's exactly what that means too.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like Tove, what happened prior.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
They would they would they have just been crowding him
when he rebounds. Nothing dirty on Minnesota side, but he
just wants he.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Just was frustrated. He wanted to want. He wanted to
get his issue.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But the look, it's the look like that he was
gonna get ejected because John he literally like it was
like a cartoon, like he looks over his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Like this, I gotta see this, and they lost. That
motherfucker tied the series. Nasty. What quarter was this when
he did this second early?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Okay, so this that might have decided around the side
and mine.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Decided the series like this. It's just such a word
of difference between going up three to one and two two.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Especially if he gets suspended over this ship what y'all think, Well.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So that's what that's what I Yeah, that's what I wanted,
y'all opinion.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Tyler does not want him to be suspended.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, I mean obviously not in the playoffs. You don't
want him to be suspended. That's bad for the game.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, And and we have precedent that that I think
that that that the front office understands these things.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think that there should be a sliding.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Scale during the playoffs where more leniency is given when
it comes to suspensions. And the example I will point
to is fucking Draymond Green when he choked Rudy Gobert. Out,
he got five games regular season. When he stops the bonus,
he got one game in the playoffs. That's about the
the the the fucking rate of exchange that it should
be composed season, you know what I mean. If he
(10:15):
stops the bonus like that, and in the regular season,
they would would would would bring the book down on him,
repeat offender, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
He'd have got three or four games for that, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And one game in the playoffs is how it is
what they gave him and what they should have given him.
I think there should be a sliding scale in the
playoffs where you go you lean on the side of lean.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Seat when it comes to guys missing games.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
And he missed, I mean, yeah, he was.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Game already. Yeah. I think that's that's probably enough.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
But I think that, like you said, the Tellig dude,
he has to know, like the situation, this ain't the
time to let them emotions do what they want to
do type ship you feel me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I think they have to.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think they have to suspended for a game. I
don't think that is that.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I think I think he's not a repeat offender. He's
gonna get some I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Think they will. I think they should.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I think Dylan Harper's reaction to seeing what he
did should like seal that he gets suspended for another
game because.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Dylan Harper, John, his teammate, looked at him like this.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Dylan Harper saw it before it happened. Bro, he did
that was like, no, I just.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But this is this is my point that and I
was talking about this in the group chat before we
hoped on John, like, you'd rather someone throw one of
these bullshit pro athlete punches that you then elbow you
as hard as they could in the neck, right.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I mean the fake punch that doesn't hit anybody, But
the fake punch that doesn't hit anybody gets the that's oh,
they threw a punch.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And so I don't understand that because I like, elbowing
someone hard is worse than the soft, bullshit hold me
back punch where you're you're throwing a punch over someone's
arm to sort of graze off of someone. He and
I'm not gonna go ah Judd Apatow, but he really
could have fucked him up throwing that elbow.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
John just saw the video. He fucked him up.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
So he got foul and he was just frustrated.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It was just like this.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But my point is, we all know if he.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Punched him in the throat, he'd be suspended for a game.
So the only thing I don't understand is why is it?
Why is elbowing the fuck out of someone less of
a serious suspense?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
We know this wasn't a particular basketball move, but the
clear out with the elbows is a basketball move for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think I think that's the after the.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Hei like you can lie to yourself and say this
is like, yes, he it's exaggerating a basketball move.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's say it's a basketball move. Is using as a
weapon you feel me?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Like?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But a punch like that's so blatant, that's so like
a punch is such a blatant aggressive I'm trying to
hurt this motherfuck nothing as well.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You can't lie to yourself.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
At all, you know what I mean? So yeah, I
do get you good what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Though I think they both hurt similarly if they land,
you know what I mean, Like you said, the elbow
may hurt more type shit.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
But yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't actually want to think.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't actually want him to suspend it. I don't
think that's suspendable.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Honestly, when I look at that, like he was frustrated
he did something stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It happens.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I mean, he hit the dude hard, but it wasn't
like it wasn't like a punch would have landed way naster.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I believe in this situation.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I maybe I just saw it like in a slower emotion.
It didn't seem as as a flagrant.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
But it might take five minutes for him to throw
a punch though I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh yeah, that motherfucker coming from me.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Again, Richard, right right, that bit from across the street,
nigga you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
We also had uh a great game for the Knicks
with some really lethal shiit talking afterwards.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You just watched the elbow again.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah, just like like he really paused.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Now look at it was gonna feel it. Listen, he
check his peripheral.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
The more I look at it, bro, Like that's that
There's no way you can pretend that I was a basketball
over all.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
He and they might sit him down for that, dog like.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I don't think they are, because this is pause, Bro.
I think this is his first offense like.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Like, look like he straight pause nigga like look at
look at he wanted.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
This nigga boy, Bennie.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
But yeah, I just yeah, man, I don't know. That's
that's that's difficult to play down.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
All I know is I need I need one of
those for Chet home grind if we get spurs.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This nigga hate.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I don't know, you have beef for the player like this, bro,
like this nig hey, motherfucking winby Elbo hitting Chet right
in his motherfucking.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Like, that's not that's not fucking sixty nine. No, that's seven.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Uh we just was he seven five or some ship?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
He's seven five whatever? They try to listen foot five
for sure, he said, I look at film.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
He looked tall as ship that.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I saw the mother You ever see the Team France
photo and how he's fucking him. He's right next to
Rudy seven foot ass And it's like, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, yeah, all right, we had a we had some
real next level of ship talking from the Knicks who
put the Sixers down, Like, oh my fucking god, they
just put they put him down. Did you see the
Josh Hart quote after Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, he was Like I thought, I thought Philly was
a sports town. What a villain? What a villain?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Listen, I said, y'all, I said, shaw that clip hilarious, the.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Whole city of Philly. Rather you say you fucked their mom, I.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Said, shout back that equipment Game three when he smoked
the lamp and hit the blood and then past it.
I was like, I was like, yo, this there's sounds
where I think Josh Hart is the funniest dude in
the league.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
He might be the best hang in the league. Like
I think you want to like actually enjoy hanger for y'all.
And this for him to just and.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And and for for him to talk ship like this,
he knows what he's He knows Philly's a great sports now,
he knows he's he's just fucking screwing the nail after
he fucking ripped that city's basketball hard out Like I
love it, Broy.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
They took that ship over though, Oh yeah, yeah, it was.
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
That was fucking That was fucking MSG South Bro like
like it was it was.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It was. It was.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It was so wild because like like like I was
doing ship with my puppy, this this week and while
while while listening to the game, I was like, bro,
I can't tell what's who's what's going good for who?
It's cheers every fucking time something happens.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I heard I was being told because people was trying
to get tickets from that I know from New York, like,
and they they were trying to keep people from New
York getting tickets because they didn't want it to be
like it seemed like like you said, it seemed like
ms MSG SUD but apparently it didn't work, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It did not work, and the fact that they were
so desperate to keep it from happening. And Beid was
talking about like I know their fans have more money
than our.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Fans, which is wild.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Also he was and then he was like, I'll give
you money, Like if you're hard up for money, I'll
give you money. Don't sell your tickets And then to
still get like a fifty to fifty split, Like that's tough, bro.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't know those the Knicks, bro, Like they
have been the second most impressive team in this postseason
beyond okay, see, like they had just been putting like
after that fucking too one scare in the Hawk series.
It's just been about to add that.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Would you rather just went home then, like got your
ass like that bout us up by the Knicks?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh no, no, because because sixers Celtics, Like, that's that's
real beef, like you want to have that. Yeah, y'all
had us up three one and we came back.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We have forever. Yeah that that one man?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
If you're a Knicks fan, I think you don't have
any quizic criticism about this series, but I know you
wish you beat Boston the way Philly's ass, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Facts?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, all right, I have a a fake deeper deep
for y'all.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Let me hear it. Okay, let me go.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Let me get my bookmark real quick, right here, right, y'all,
all right, I didn't bookmark.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I got another way here, let's go.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, well, we're probably all gonna agree this is deep,
but I like it anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
If you don't connect with bigger things sunlight, history, art, nature, love,
you will make you will make the ill mistake of
believing that you are the big.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Thing like history, nature art.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
If you don't connect with bigger things like sunlight, history, art, nature,
and love. You will make the mistake of believing that
you are the big thing.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I think that's deep because I think those are I
think all those things that that listed that were listed
were things that make you feel very small in a
in a way that doesn't like diminish you.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Makes you feel small in a way that makes you
feel grateful, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I agree it was deep. I actually bookmarked that one
because I liked it. The one I thought I thought
I bookmarked. I guess I didn't bookmark.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
So like like like history, nature, art, love, like like
there's times where like one of the most humbling things
is have you ever just sat at the fucking Have
you ever just gone to a beach and just like
sat at the shore and just looked.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Out Hell yeah, and then like ten minutes from the
crib and and be like, yo, I feel so small
right now in a great way.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yes, Like I feel like I feel so small in
a way where I feel blessed to be a very
miniscule part of all of this.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We'll go upon, I'll go up on a signal hill.
It's like a depression cure for me. And it looks
out over the whole Long Beach coastline. You can see
all the way up to downtown LA. If it's clear,
like very clearly, and I'll just go up there and
just sit and have lunch or just sit and look,
and it's like there's the whole world to me is
(20:32):
just like right there. And you know we've been to
other countries and shit, so you've been on a plane.
I think it's like useful to anyone to be on
a plane to see how literally big the world is
where you can see the curvature of the earth and
be like, oh I am nothing for me, I have
nothing to worry.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
About, bro, Like none of this shit needs me at all.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You know. For me, it was always like the ocean.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's what Tyler was just saying, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
The power, like feel like you could hear and feel
the power though shit, even without being in it.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I would go just stare it.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Even in like middle school and high school, whenever we
would go to the beach and not I would just
stare at the ocean, just amazed by its power.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
It's like a representation of like God or a higher.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Being than me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
But I do feel like uh, like all those things
that give you purpose. Like like I told you all
when I was like when before I before I had
a SHORTI and shit and I was just living by
myself and ship.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I was happy, but I thought felt like something was missing,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And like having a family and like e spiriting this
type of love and you know, like has given me
a level of purpose that I realized I didn't have
when I was just by myself. So yeah, like I
think it's I think it's like detrimental for you to
be the center of everything in your life, you know
what I mean. It's much better or whatever person yeah
around you, that's the It's a much better you know,
(21:49):
enjoyable life that way, purposeful life.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you I think you
should like approach your life as as of course, I
think you should prioritize as what's best for you and
all that, but I think it should approach your life
as as like yo, I am just like a cog
and and connected to all these people, all my friends
and family who I love, and I need to be
(22:13):
the best me for them, for all else, you know
what I mean. Like, I think I think that's definitely
how you should approach it. Not like everything needs to
revolve around you. But like, yo, I've got a beautiful family,
a beautiful friend group.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Let me be the best me for them to.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeh yeh, yes, I feel like a hedonistic life when
you're just chasing like a particular feeling, like trying to
satisfy myself.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, that's just not a it's.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Not it's not a purposeful, joy enjoyable life, you know
what I mean. Like you said, if you're the if
you're trying, if I my friend group, I'm the lamest nigga.
I love that, you know what I'm saying, Like I'm
the least cool my siblings, I'm the least coolest.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
I love that, you know what I mean. Like, I
just I feel like, you know, I don't know, you're.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Not, but it's the right way to like, you're not
the lamest one in your friend group. But it's but
it's but but you see things that way, and that's
what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
But okay, you I.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
None of your friends think you're the lamest friend that
they have.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Like niggas know I'm kind of anyway anyway, But uh.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Hey, let me talk to the chat for one second,
cooked Rod, do we know each other.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
In real life?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I said, Signal Hill and he said he calls the
Skyline Drive.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's Skyline Driver is exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Where I was each other in real life. That's what
we know each other in life. Yeah, I happened in
the Homie Rambro who is on here?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I was like, oh yeah, we got yeah, yeah, but yeah,
for sure I think that I think that's deep, Bro,
I think that's beautiful for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
All right, should we get to Dookie but of the
week and then we gotta get John's get John's got
a midnight train to catch the.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Reason because Tomy said someby telling me she's like, Daddy,
I've been having a hard time with thinking about you leaving.
She been like one of the kiss in the hug,
Like that's why I go in there, because I got
the little baby joint because she been like anyway, but yeah,
I don't know, man, this travels shit hard, bro.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
What classes just creating an environment where your kids are
just so like they don't think twice about opening up
to you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
In a way like that, you know what I mean? Like, man,
that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Bro, yeah, we try to make sure like we like
I dead ass believe like this house is there, so
they should be able to speak on anything in the
way we do, like I don't this this house is
our It's like I don't wulf me and like I said,
me and rather arguing and like like you need daddy,
you need to take a breath, mammy, need to take
a breath, y'all.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Need you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Like, Okay, yeah, you're right, we tripping, we fucking up
the function way, Let's hug and move on.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
We tweaking, you know what I'm saying. But sure you
know what I'm saying. So yeah, all right, let's do
a dookie butt of the week. My dookie butt of
the week.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Is, did y'all see the gentleman in Hawaii through a
rock at that seal.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Got that his ass and got Did I send that
to y'all?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Was that me he got?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
He got?
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
My bad, I didn't even But.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
That's the best. I'm glad you mentioned that because.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
He caught the Mahallow train.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Gripp apotamus, they run up on him. That was.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
That nigga, Like, hey, them them them them hooks, was
playing like bridge.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Nigga. Yeah, nig like bro he was. He was beating the.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Dog, shout that motherfucker and ship showed that nigga deserve
that motherfucking ship.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It was nasty.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Hell don't know. There was there in Hawaii. There was
a seal that was like swimming on the on the
shoreline and a tourists grabbed a rock and threw it
at him.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then they're a ball.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
That motherfucker was the biggest rock was the biggest a
nigga twice a nigga head type ship, you feel me,
And and a Hawaii native beat the funk out of
him for that, And then a Hawaii senator played the clip.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Of the Hawaii native beating the funk out of that
dude called him an environmental activist, called him yeah, called
him an environmental activist, that ambassador and said we should
play this on all the flights that come to this
so people.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Don't respect you know, it's around.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
It's like type shit.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
But I especially like with how motherfucker's been treating Hawaii,
you know what I mean. But like I also love
the fact that, like we don't condone violence, but this
violence is like normally we don't, but hey, man, we
need to reward.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
A little stretched out She was like, she was.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I love that type ship though, Man, that nigga deserve
to get his ass wolf.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
And I'm glad. I'm glad I got that motherfucker on tape,
you know. And they do need to play that motherfucker
around there. People don't be doing that type of weird
ass ship. But the sill was just chilling and all
you just like could have killed the seal.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, I just don't understand how you see a little
adorable ass qte ass seal just having the time of
it's like swimming and and like what we were talking
about five minutes ago, moments like that where you take
in nature and realize how small you are in the
whole fucking picture of things, and and it's just.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
A beautiful moment.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't know how you can have a moment like
that where you see a seal just swimming in a
moment of you know, sincrosity with nature and say, let
me find the biggest rock I can to throw at
this seal, let me try.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
To let me potentially kill this seal. Right, just insanity.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And also the animals in Hawaii or protected bro, like
if you even like touch us one of the sea
turtles out there, you could like, they will fuck you
up over that ship. Ebony noticed that we were talking
about the Crypopotamus. If you've been listening to the pod
this week, you may have heard the Crypopotamus come up
a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Shout out to, Shout out to, Shout out to Papa
look the.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Artist online, single handedly changing me Entyler's opinion of Ai.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Art shout up.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I realized last a lot in his hand on Ai
wasn't his furmose that moment.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
My dog is cooking, Bro, she is cooking.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
He had a hold on. I'll show coming shout out
to Papaa for real. We were really like you could
come on the pod, brother, for real.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It was It's like we got Snoopy and Scooby.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Smoking out ship.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
We got of course, the fucking Crypopotamus. The one that
the one that I first set y'all was. He had
all the different California raisins, like throwing up different sets.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
We got fucking blue wow, all that going up.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
California Raisin shot up to him.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Man, California Raisins, well, every different, every different hat on, Bro, like.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
We tried to tell Jackson there was a moment where
the California Raisins. What a big fucking deal, bro, nigga,
Yeah they were.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
They were in clamation. You know how long it takes
to do clamation. If they put you in clamation, you.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Were I used to clamation tough as a kid, too.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Wasn't that's a? Was it gum bea? That was clamation?
Wasn't it? I used to fun with that? What?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
What was the gunmay song?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Friends?
Speaker 9 (29:26):
And we will be fancying in come be imagine things?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That? Was it weak? Or was it a good one?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Okayl I really, I really finally wouldn't remember this ship
fucking I member everything, the little racing duo like that
was why I really I've always been.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
A car motherfucking my whole life, which was kind of
leading to my dude, get a week.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
But here's the California Raisins. Hey, my fan, you know
it was we got the Brewers on Popolo water mark.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What's that ship?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
He water marked the ship about ten thousand times, and he.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Said, because people kept stealing the ship.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
What's the Colorado Rockies Rape Street? I think I don't know,
I mean it would make sense, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All I know is you're not wearing a Colorado Rockies
hat outside the house.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Brother. I mean, I don't wear no baseball.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You got your bucket hat.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yeah, the bucket hat is like saying you your Swiss.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I gotta get home.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I just like weed in my family. That's what I
got nothing.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
To do with.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I got these kids. Brother, y'all can do all of
that over there.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
L A like God, damn, I can't even wear a
diamond backspit in my field, nigga.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
When I saw they turned, when I saw the Brewers
was a out of ten press ratio like the Milwaukee
Brewers at you know.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What I'm saying that that you know anyway?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, bro, Lordies run with that because it has four
fingers on the mill, right, So.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's what it is. Yeah, Okay, Tyler, who's your dog
get BT of the Week? It's it's been. It's car designers, bro.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Like I saw I saw a tweet from that posted
a nineteen eighty nine Toyota land Cruiser and it was
so beautiful, bro. And what was so beautiful about it
is how boxy it was, how cubist shit was, how.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Square it was.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That is always going to be like the most perfect
car design you see. And I feel like car designers
all stayed with when they shifted it away from boxing
to like sleek and aero dynamic and all that shit.
And I'm like, bro, I don't give a fuck about
aero dynamics. I don't give a fuck about gas knowledge.
Give me some boxy shit. Give me some shit that
looked like it came out of rowbox. That is, that
(31:50):
is when car design is at it. Give me a
Crostine bit with Nigga, Yeah, give me, give me, give
me a goddamn A sixteen. Give me some toe jam
and earl type graphical ship, give me some boxy ass
pixelated shit because and I feel like car design is
(32:10):
just more like the bigger story here is how people
are so eager to lean into the future that they
just kind of like shit all over themselves, you know
what I mean? Because it feels like the sleek design,
you know, that's that's what the future looks like. And
it's like, my favorite cars ever are like boxy ass
box Chevyes and Cadillacs from thirty years ago, when fucking
(32:31):
Lincoln Town cars and shit, and they're all boxy and
qb as fuck you know, we.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Grew up in the last years when cars.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Had like colors too, and it wasn't just some muted,
muddy ass version of like you know what I mean,
Like you remember those Mustangs that were fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Like yellow yellow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yellow, Like the color was laser red, like yeah, Like.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
My mom had a champagne miles of six to six
and I was like, we're rich, right, like a shit
bi colored quiz you were rinch bro so.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
For so one thing I think too, is like they're
creating cars that feel like somebody that isn't in the future,
Like it feels like somebody's creating designing the car that thought.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
It the future was like this from twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Like if you look seeing like the new BMW's like
all these electric cars, they don't look I don't know
if that makes sense, but it doesn't look like somebody
that's actually living now would make that and like and
think that would look good.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
That's not you know, it's like it doesn't make sense
to me.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
It's like you can't look at this and think this
is what we want based upon the cars that have sold,
you know what I mean, Like this this is like
a nigga from nineteen ninety, They're like, this is what
the future looks like. Like who the fuck is designing
the shit? I was talking to Wrath about that yesterday.
I was like, this doesn't make sense for somebody to
make this the next generation of BMWs. Some shit look
ugly as fuck, and it's just I think with most
(33:54):
electric cars, like you know, it's it's even like Tesla's
like you getting inside of a Tesla.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That shit dry as fuck, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Like testis are inside of a TESTI is nasty, bro, Like, yeah,
I just general general lack of character and how they're
designing things, and I think it's always a negative.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Everony brought up the new like suv electric busting like
it's just a it's a very polluted time.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh yeah yeah, Like that's ugly, bro, Like what what
is we on? You get in there? That ship? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:27):
No, yeah, brash is fucking in side basic it's hell
on the side.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It looked like a like a remote that not.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Like it doesn't like actual cars have.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
A particular looking feelings oide of them, you know what
I mean, Like it doesn't it doesn't feel like that.
It feels like I'm in like Son these little remote
fucking jeeps she'd be.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Riding in, you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (34:45):
Like, yeah, yeah, I really want to talk about this
this one car because when I tweeted the ship out,
everyone talking about this car.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Did y'all ever see this ship?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Money premiered a concept car that was boxing and people
asking when they were releasing let me see if I
can post this ship in the chat because I found.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That my little concept.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
No, yeah, click on the link that I just dropped,
because that motherfucker is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Bro in the group chat.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, well no, no, he just left it in the
chat right here.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Okay, Damn, I won't let me click on the motherfucker.
So I got, I got.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I'm putting it up and down because I'm trying to play.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Let me see.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
You gotta goddamn coffee and paste that ship, but it
won't even let me do it.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh yeah, that that that feels like fucking eighty eighty
eight and his motherfuckerigga.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The checker the lights and ship.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, man, John, who's your dukee btter of the week?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Have y'all?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Okay, they're saying that no matter what we do, New
Orleans will be underwater in like twenty years.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I saw that ship. I thought it was like the
end of the century. I think it was twenty years.
I thought it was like twenty thirty years.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Anyway, they were saying, like, we can look it up
in a second, but basically they're saying that twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I was talking to rather about it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I was like, I said, anything to do. They're like, no,
they're like twenty years too late. Like basically, the levies
don't suffice anymore. There was like some type of system
they could have they could have created, and they had
to make a decision on like fifteen twenty years ago,
and they did it. And so now in a certain
amount of time, New Orleans will be underwater and will
not exist anymore. Like it's it's it's fate has been sealed.
(36:34):
And I'm just like, I know, it's it's it's to
me because I love New Orleans so much.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
It's I think it's a beautiful city.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
I think it's probably the most magical city in the
entire United States, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
And the culture is beautiful there.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Just the fact that they won't exist, you know, maybe
in my kids' lifetime, you know what I mean. If
it's if it's the twenty thirty years, I mean, if
it's the century, you know, we'll see. But yeah, I
just feel like, gee, like that's just that's just I
don't know, for me, that's just really heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Bro. I'm like, damn, like there was decision made that
could have fixed this, you know what I mean, and
and and.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Because of whatever reason, just like complete idiocy. You know,
one of the like my favorite city in the nation,
my favorite city of Chicago, but the most magical city
is New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Is it will cease to exist? It's fucked up, man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
The what they're calling the managed retreat that is going
to have to happen globally is going to be crazier
than people I think can father. We have we have
parcelon Beach John that flood regularly at this point, Peninsula
and fucking.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Crazy. But New Orleans one of those places.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's it's the math is against it because of where
it is with the sea level.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You know, six feet under sea level something like that.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think I think I saw something similar about Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Man Like, Manhattan is going to have to continue to
upgrade their like pump system that keeps everything that keeps
all the subways and ship from flooding just because of
the increased pressure that's going to be put on like crazy,
all right, well twenty.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
One hundred that was right, said yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
One hundred is insanely not that far away at this point,
so that is decades. That's the crazy ship, like you said,
like video will be eighty mio B seven.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Like yeah, that's crazy, crazy, crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Right, Uh, that's all the time we got.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Damn, I'm trying to think, do we have a chat
dookie butt of the week that's a that's a bad
note to end.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
You haven't done it, but we've done Why why say that?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Look like oh yeah RP No no no, I said no, no,
I'm saying it's a bad note to end on on
like yeah, yeah, New Orleans going to be on the
water warming is gonna fucking think us all yeah, chat,
give us a we got like three minutes. Chat, give
us a give us a better dukey butt of the
weekend now that we can make fun of Kaylyn Clark.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
What does she do?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I think she walked out with Morgan wall and that
that's probably what they all.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
White man says, fucking gas prices, Yes, this ship is crazy, nigga.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I dropped one hundred and seven one hundred and seven
around this bitch.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I was like, and not on an RV broll.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I gotta suv A. You're right.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
I was looking at this motherfucker like, bitch, like once
he at like eighty eight, I'm like, all right now,
like you tweaking, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Like, what is we on? We ain't here yet, are we?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
The one hundred and seven dollars mane bro crazy out here.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I dropped eighty five of my ship and I got
a motherfucking I got a motherfucking two thousand and two
V eight like.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
The technology.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Four miles a gallon right, like like I drive out
my driveway and I'm down till a goddamn.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I'm half a gallon. I'm at three four of a take.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, it ain't a good look right now. Don't you
got something else? Though?
Speaker 6 (39:58):
Y'all got something else that y'all you don't dry it
out all time?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, me and wife, you got a goddamn heard Toyota
Corolla that we got two hundred and twenty thousand miles
on that gets eight million miles to the gallon.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
So yeah, God bless the Honda and Toyota corporations, you know,
thanks fucking God. As a reminder, one thing, that price
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(40:27):
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Speaker 5 (40:48):
We'll see all then bye bye bye.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Get that shit
Speaker 1 (40:57):
All right,
We're live all right, Okay, we hit the over fu
you got it. We're talking about ship that we get
everyone faure that.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Welcome to Jenkins and Jones, independently owned and operator since
twenty twenty five. Is Sunday, May tenth, and we've got
all kinds of fun NBA ship to talk to you about,
as well as Dookie Butt of the Week as always,
Jenks and Jones hosted by Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Everybody on the gun le Jetro.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Jenkins aka John was that I'm GUARDI B A.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
K A Mike, mother fucker fucking Mike, and we're without
production for he's with Jackson goes to his real family
this time.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Of the year. No, not real family. He goes to
his real family during playoff season.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
But now it's not like that. This is this is
Jackson's Sidehultle and he has to work.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is the fun thing Jackson does with his friends
and sometimes overlaps with work. And as we all have
worked in sports enough that we have experienced that dynamic
and it just you know, it is what it is.
Have I told you all the story about two girls
in my pe class realizing they had the same.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Dad, no, it was Tabor.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
It's two Hispanic girls, ninth grade, Lung Beach, Polly.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm in there, you know, why does this not surprise me?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And these two girls are both talking about how their
dad's not shit, and the one girl goes, yeah, you know,
like he lives with his other family.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
They actually live on my street.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And the other girl goes, hold on, is your mom Maria.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
The girl goes, no fucking way. And so they with
each other. They like homies, so they like literally and
it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I was sitting behind them in fucking pe class on
the numbers. They literally looked at each other and they're like,
are we supposed to like scrap over this?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
And they're like fun.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
They were both like fuck him. It was a beautiful moment.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
But he was living with the one family on the
same street, literally like down fifteen from.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
His other fucking family.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Wollin goddamn Well, okay, okay, listen to the world like long
beach bro god Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So I got I got some questions. So living down
the street. So one of the girls the dad was
in the house, right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, but it was like she made it sound like
he was in the house for that That's what made
me think of it was Tyler said, is like this
time of year, Because I was like, that's a real thing.
It was like he was staying with that girl's mom,
the mother of one of his children, for that like
at that time.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
But she was still like she wasn't like, that's my dad,
He's always been.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
There for me. She was like, y'all, y'all.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Ever hear the story about Terrell Owens telling his mom
that he had a crush on a girl on his
block and she's like, no, no, no, it was his grandma. Yeah, yeah, grandma, grandma, No, no,
I want to deal with her. That is your half sister.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Terry Owens has a fucking had a tragic gass upbringing.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Man.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
His grandma would not let him leave it would not
let him leave the yard, I think till he was
like thirteen, so, which at.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That time was crazy. It was what Tyler said.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It was like he had he saw a girl looking
out over the white picket fence.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
He sees the girl and he told his grandma he
had a crush on her, and she was like.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
No, you don't know the You don't y'all my half
sister brother.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, like that's your dad's daughter, like you don't. And
he never he didn't know his dad at that time,
Like I guess I'm crazy.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Did he ever figure out who his pop was? He
ever meet him? I think his s pops can round
after he blew up and was a mean And of course.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I wanted to be successful so bad as a teenager
so that when my dad came back around, I could
tell him to fuck off.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That was such a motivating factor for me.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
He should have gotten that gott in that garage and
played that guitar.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Nigga, you should have.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
Gotten that motherucker putting that paint it to that guitar.
You would have crazy anti w.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I was in a punk man in high school.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
I played the bass.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I played the bass and a punk you why didn't
you tell us this?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
You get city with a rich musical history as Long Beach,
and you were doing music Long Beach and you never
told us.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
He hit it.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
He was trying to what was What was funny about
it was they just they were just my friends and
they need a bass player. I played like violin. I
played the guitar a little bit or whatever something like so,
but that was like they were basically like, bro, it's
fucking like garage punk rock, Like it's the basslines of
the easiest fucking ship in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Just come through.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
But we played, Yeah, we played a We played a
We played a lunchtime show at Polly, which at the time,
if you played at the Quad, it was you know,
threeked out and people out there for that ship.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So what's the name of your banner? Is that too personal?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Double Blind was the name of the band.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, Mahomie Walter, who's actually he's a DJ in Vegas now,
like not like a DJ, but like a like he
does like like hardcore you know, hardcore rock type shit,
like weirdo DJ shit where he'll he's got the crazy hair.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And all that stuff. But yeah, it was cool.
Speaker 8 (05:22):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
We played some show.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
We did like you know, churches and shit like that,
you know, like like church youth rooms and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
We never played a real big show.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
The biggest thing though that was funny was playing on
the fucking rally stage at lunch and you realize, like, oh,
most bands have to get a lot more successful than
we are before.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
They have three or four thousand kids like at one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Of their shows or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, man, all right, well we can start talking about
this while John's not here.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But you know, let's talk about.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
The People's elbow from.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
The from fucking Victor Webber Yavah.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
His politics, the People's Republic elbow, the People's report.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
If you know whose politics?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
John?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Did you see this clip of Wenby throwing the elbow
at nas Reading? No, I haven't, okay, I'll just grab
But basically he's going to get a rebound. The Wolves
foul him. Nas is up under him, so he so
the whistle's been blown. Dead ball, He's got the ball
like this, and he hooks nas Read right in the neck.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Obviously intentional.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
If you watch then, if you watch the replay, Wimby
and make sure that he's gonna hit the knaves with
that motherfucker like he listened, like he he fucking swivels
his head.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's like, yeah, Nas is right there, okay.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah, did he get did he get ejected?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
He got ejected? Flagrant? Okay. And it was the funny
as fuck because it was funny.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It was funny ship because he grabbed Harrison Barnes by
the back of his neck and pulled Harrison Barnes in.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Brother, it was like what is.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That means, monfrere, what is this flagrant tool?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
He grabbed me and his tall ass was sitting down
when he did it. Motherfucker reached something by the back
of the man.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
He reached out like he was grabbing a coffee cup. John.
It was like, I don't I don't buy that. He
didn't know if flagrant to is an injection. Bro, this
is like that so fucking smart.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
And he's like, but you know sometimes that like that
that ship ship, like that might happen, you know what
I mean, Like, I don't know, I think so, so
what happened? Like and did did y'all did y'all hear
him say this or y'all just saw it on camera?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Okay, okay, that's why I'm adding an accent.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I think this is a very interesting moment because he
had he had that quote like week where he was like,
I'm just not someone who's going to be a prisoner
to my emotions, Like I'm just going to feel fully,
and I think people hear shit like that and then
you're supposed to be a pascifice of people. And I
was like, no, he wanted to elbow that motherfucker the
night and he elbowed him, like is living his wraps, bro?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So I listen and like we were alluded to earlier,
if you know, when these politics like pastifism, I don't
think that's his get down, bro, like this the motherfucker
who posted outside of the.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Male Ze Dong memorial. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
If you know that, dude, like like passifism is not
fucking up with these things, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
But it was interesting when he made the comment about
I will not be like a you know, I will
not bear the burden of hiding my emotions. And everyone
took that as a really enlightened statement.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
But that's also how rage al hollicks. So that's also
how Draymond Green Green behaves all the time. I'm not
suppressing this. I want to punch someone, and I'm going
to punch someone.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
That's also I will not stand for you having me
fucked up. That's exactly what that means too.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Like Tove, what happened prior.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
They would they would they have just been crowding him
when he rebounds. Nothing dirty on Minnesota side, but he
just wants he.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Just was frustrated. He wanted to want. He wanted to
get his issue.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
But the look, it's the look like that he was
gonna get ejected because John he literally like it was
like a cartoon, like he looks over his shoulder.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Like this, I gotta see this, and they lost. That
motherfucker tied the series. Nasty. What quarter was this when
he did this second early?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Okay, so this that might have decided around the side
and mine.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Decided the series like this. It's just such a word
of difference between going up three to one and two two.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Especially if he gets suspended over this ship what y'all think, Well.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
So that's what that's what I Yeah, that's what I wanted,
y'all opinion.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Tyler does not want him to be suspended.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, I mean obviously not in the playoffs. You don't
want him to be suspended. That's bad for the game.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, And and we have precedent that that I think
that that that the front office understands these things.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I think that there should be a sliding.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Scale during the playoffs where more leniency is given when
it comes to suspensions. And the example I will point
to is fucking Draymond Green when he choked Rudy Gobert. Out,
he got five games regular season. When he stops the bonus,
he got one game in the playoffs. That's about the
the the the fucking rate of exchange that it should
be composed season, you know what I mean. If he
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stops the bonus like that, and in the regular season,
they would would would would bring the book down on him,
repeat offender, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
He'd have got three or four games for that, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And one game in the playoffs is how it is
what they gave him and what they should have given him.
I think there should be a sliding scale in the
playoffs where you go you lean on the side of lean.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Seat when it comes to guys missing games.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
And he missed, I mean, yeah, he was.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Game already. Yeah. I think that's that's probably enough.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
But I think that, like you said, the Tellig dude,
he has to know, like the situation, this ain't the
time to let them emotions do what they want to
do type ship you feel me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I think they have to.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I think they have to suspended for a game. I
don't think that is that.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I think I think he's not a repeat offender. He's
gonna get some I don't.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Think they will. I think they should.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I think Dylan Harper's reaction to seeing what he
did should like seal that he gets suspended for another
game because.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Dylan Harper, John, his teammate, looked at him like this.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Dylan Harper saw it before it happened. Bro, he did
that was like, no, I just.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
But this is this is my point that and I
was talking about this in the group chat before we
hoped on John, like, you'd rather someone throw one of
these bullshit pro athlete punches that you then elbow you
as hard as they could in the neck, right.
Speaker 5 (11:36):
I mean the fake punch that doesn't hit anybody, But
the fake punch that doesn't hit anybody gets the that's oh,
they threw a punch.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And so I don't understand that because I like, elbowing
someone hard is worse than the soft, bullshit hold me
back punch where you're you're throwing a punch over someone's
arm to sort of graze off of someone. He and
I'm not gonna go ah Judd Apatow, but he really
could have fucked him up throwing that elbow.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
John just saw the video. He fucked him up.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
So he got foul and he was just frustrated.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
It was just like this.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But my point is, we all know if he.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Punched him in the throat, he'd be suspended for a game.
So the only thing I don't understand is why is it?
Why is elbowing the fuck out of someone less of
a serious suspense?
Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's it.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
We know this wasn't a particular basketball move, but the
clear out with the elbows is a basketball move for sure.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
I think I think that's the after the.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Hei like you can lie to yourself and say this
is like, yes, he it's exaggerating a basketball move.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
It's say it's a basketball move. Is using as a
weapon you feel me?
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Like?
Speaker 5 (12:49):
But a punch like that's so blatant, that's so like
a punch is such a blatant aggressive I'm trying to
hurt this motherfuck nothing as well.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
You can't lie to yourself.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
At all, you know what I mean? So yeah, I
do get you good what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Though I think they both hurt similarly if they land,
you know what I mean, Like you said, the elbow
may hurt more type shit.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
But yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I don't actually want to think.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I don't actually want him to suspend it. I don't
think that's suspendable.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Honestly, when I look at that, like he was frustrated
he did something stupid.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It happens.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
I mean, he hit the dude hard, but it wasn't
like it wasn't like a punch would have landed way naster.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I believe in this situation.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
I maybe I just saw it like in a slower emotion.
It didn't seem as as a flagrant.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
But it might take five minutes for him to throw
a punch though I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Oh yeah, that motherfucker coming from me.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Again, Richard, right right, that bit from across the street,
nigga you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
We also had uh a great game for the Knicks
with some really lethal shiit talking afterwards.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
You just watched the elbow again.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah, just like like he really paused.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Now look at it was gonna feel it. Listen, he
check his peripheral.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
The more I look at it, bro, Like that's that
There's no way you can pretend that I was a basketball
over all.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Bro.
Speaker 6 (14:15):
He and they might sit him down for that, dog like.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
I don't think they are, because this is pause, Bro.
I think this is his first offense like.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Like, look like he straight pause nigga like look at
look at he wanted.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
This nigga boy, Bennie.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
But yeah, I just yeah, man, I don't know. That's
that's that's difficult to play down.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
All I know is I need I need one of
those for Chet home grind if we get spurs.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This nigga hate.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
I don't know, you have beef for the player like this, bro,
like this nig hey, motherfucking winby Elbo hitting Chet right
in his motherfucking.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Like, that's not that's not fucking sixty nine. No, that's seven.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Uh we just was he seven five or some ship?
Speaker 3 (15:13):
He's seven five whatever? They try to listen foot five
for sure, he said, I look at film.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
He looked tall as ship that.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
I saw the mother You ever see the Team France
photo and how he's fucking him. He's right next to
Rudy seven foot ass And it's like, bro.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
No, yeah, all right, we had a we had some
real next level of ship talking from the Knicks who
put the Sixers down, Like, oh my fucking god, they
just put they put him down. Did you see the
Josh Hart quote after Tyler.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, he was Like I thought, I thought Philly was
a sports town. What a villain? What a villain?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Listen, I said, y'all, I said, shaw that clip hilarious, the.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Whole city of Philly. Rather you say you fucked their mom, I.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Said, shout back that equipment Game three when he smoked
the lamp and hit the blood and then past it.
I was like, I was like, yo, this there's sounds
where I think Josh Hart is the funniest dude in
the league.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
He might be the best hang in the league. Like
I think you want to like actually enjoy hanger for y'all.
And this for him to just and.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And and for for him to talk ship like this,
he knows what he's He knows Philly's a great sports now,
he knows he's he's just fucking screwing the nail after
he fucking ripped that city's basketball hard out Like I
love it, Broy.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
They took that ship over though, Oh yeah, yeah, it was.
It was ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
That was fucking That was fucking MSG South Bro like
like it was it was.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It was. It was.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
It was so wild because like like like I was
doing ship with my puppy, this this week and while
while while listening to the game, I was like, bro,
I can't tell what's who's what's going good for who?
It's cheers every fucking time something happens.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I heard I was being told because people was trying
to get tickets from that I know from New York, like,
and they they were trying to keep people from New
York getting tickets because they didn't want it to be
like it seemed like like you said, it seemed like
ms MSG SUD but apparently it didn't work, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
It did not work, and the fact that they were
so desperate to keep it from happening. And Beid was
talking about like I know their fans have more money
than our.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Fans, which is wild.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Also he was and then he was like, I'll give
you money, Like if you're hard up for money, I'll
give you money. Don't sell your tickets And then to
still get like a fifty to fifty split, Like that's tough, bro.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
Yeah, I don't know those the Knicks, bro, Like they
have been the second most impressive team in this postseason
beyond okay, see, like they had just been putting like
after that fucking too one scare in the Hawk series.
It's just been about to add that.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, it's gonna be interesting.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
Would you rather just went home then, like got your
ass like that bout us up by the Knicks?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Oh no, no, because because sixers Celtics, Like, that's that's
real beef, like you want to have that. Yeah, y'all
had us up three one and we came back.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
We have forever. Yeah that that one man?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
If you're a Knicks fan, I think you don't have
any quizic criticism about this series, but I know you
wish you beat Boston the way Philly's ass, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Facts?
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, all right, I have a a fake deeper deep
for y'all.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
Let me hear it. Okay, let me go.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Let me get my bookmark real quick, right here, right, y'all,
all right, I didn't bookmark.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I got another way here, let's go.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, well, we're probably all gonna agree this is deep,
but I like it anyway.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
If you don't connect with bigger things sunlight, history, art, nature, love,
you will make you will make the ill mistake of
believing that you are the big.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Thing like history, nature art.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
If you don't connect with bigger things like sunlight, history, art, nature,
and love. You will make the mistake of believing that
you are the big thing.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I think that's deep because I think those are I
think all those things that that listed that were listed
were things that make you feel very small in a
in a way that doesn't like diminish you.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Makes you feel small in a way that makes you
feel grateful, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I agree it was deep. I actually bookmarked that one
because I liked it. The one I thought I thought
I bookmarked. I guess I didn't bookmark.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
So like like like history, nature, art, love, like like
there's times where like one of the most humbling things
is have you ever just sat at the fucking Have
you ever just gone to a beach and just like
sat at the shore and just looked.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Out Hell yeah, and then like ten minutes from the
crib and and be like, yo, I feel so small
right now in a great way.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yes, Like I feel like I feel so small in
a way where I feel blessed to be a very
miniscule part of all of this.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
We'll go upon, I'll go up on a signal hill.
It's like a depression cure for me. And it looks
out over the whole Long Beach coastline. You can see
all the way up to downtown LA. If it's clear,
like very clearly, and I'll just go up there and
just sit and have lunch or just sit and look,
and it's like there's the whole world to me is
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just like right there. And you know we've been to
other countries and shit, so you've been on a plane.
I think it's like useful to anyone to be on
a plane to see how literally big the world is
where you can see the curvature of the earth and
be like, oh I am nothing for me, I have
nothing to worry.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
About, bro, Like none of this shit needs me at all.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
You know. For me, it was always like the ocean.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's what Tyler was just saying, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
The power, like feel like you could hear and feel
the power though shit, even without being in it.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I would go just stare it.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Even in like middle school and high school, whenever we
would go to the beach and not I would just
stare at the ocean, just amazed by its power.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
It's like a representation of like God or a higher.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Being than me, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
But I do feel like uh, like all those things
that give you purpose. Like like I told you all
when I was like when before I before I had
a SHORTI and shit and I was just living by
myself and ship.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
I was happy, but I thought felt like something was missing,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
And like having a family and like e spiriting this
type of love and you know, like has given me
a level of purpose that I realized I didn't have
when I was just by myself. So yeah, like I
think it's I think it's like detrimental for you to
be the center of everything in your life, you know
what I mean. It's much better or whatever person yeah
around you, that's the It's a much better you know,
(21:49):
enjoyable life that way, purposeful life.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you I think you
should like approach your life as as of course, I
think you should prioritize as what's best for you and
all that, but I think it should approach your life
as as like yo, I am just like a cog
and and connected to all these people, all my friends
and family who I love, and I need to be
(22:13):
the best me for them, for all else, you know
what I mean. Like, I think I think that's definitely
how you should approach it. Not like everything needs to
revolve around you. But like, yo, I've got a beautiful family,
a beautiful friend group.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Let me be the best me for them to.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Yeh yeh, yes, I feel like a hedonistic life when
you're just chasing like a particular feeling, like trying to
satisfy myself.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, that's just not a it's.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Not it's not a purposeful, joy enjoyable life, you know
what I mean. Like you said, if you're the if
you're trying, if I my friend group, I'm the lamest nigga.
I love that, you know what I'm saying, Like I'm
the least cool my siblings, I'm the least coolest.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
I love that, you know what I mean. Like, I
just I feel like, you know, I don't know, you're.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Not, but it's the right way to like, you're not
the lamest one in your friend group. But it's but
it's but but you see things that way, and that's
what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
But okay, you I.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
None of your friends think you're the lamest friend that
they have.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Like niggas know I'm kind of anyway anyway, But uh.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Hey, let me talk to the chat for one second,
cooked Rod, do we know each other.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
In real life?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I said, Signal Hill and he said he calls the
Skyline Drive.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
That's Skyline Driver is exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Where I was each other in real life. That's what
we know each other in life. Yeah, I happened in
the Homie Rambro who is on here?
Speaker 5 (23:31):
I was like, oh yeah, we got yeah, yeah, but yeah,
for sure I think that I think that's deep, Bro,
I think that's beautiful for sure.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
All right, should we get to Dookie but of the
week and then we gotta get John's get John's got
a midnight train to catch the.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Reason because Tomy said someby telling me she's like, Daddy,
I've been having a hard time with thinking about you leaving.
She been like one of the kiss in the hug,
Like that's why I go in there, because I got
the little baby joint because she been like anyway, but yeah,
I don't know, man, this travels shit hard, bro.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
What classes just creating an environment where your kids are
just so like they don't think twice about opening up
to you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
In a way like that, you know what I mean? Like, man,
that's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Bro, yeah, we try to make sure like we like
I dead ass believe like this house is there, so
they should be able to speak on anything in the
way we do, like I don't this this house is
our It's like I don't wulf me and like I said,
me and rather arguing and like like you need daddy,
you need to take a breath, mammy, need to take
a breath, y'all.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Need you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Like, Okay, yeah, you're right, we tripping, we fucking up
the function way, Let's hug and move on.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
We tweaking, you know what I'm saying. But sure you
know what I'm saying. So yeah, all right, let's do
a dookie butt of the week. My dookie butt of
the week.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Is, did y'all see the gentleman in Hawaii through a
rock at that seal.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Got that his ass and got Did I send that
to y'all?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Was that me he got?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
He got?
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (24:58):
My bad, I didn't even But.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
That's the best. I'm glad you mentioned that because.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
He caught the Mahallow train.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Gripp apotamus, they run up on him. That was.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
That nigga, Like, hey, them them them them hooks, was
playing like bridge.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
Nigga. Yeah, nig like bro he was. He was beating the.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Dog, shout that motherfucker and ship showed that nigga deserve
that motherfucking ship.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
It was nasty.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Hell don't know. There was there in Hawaii. There was
a seal that was like swimming on the on the
shoreline and a tourists grabbed a rock and threw it
at him.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Then they're a ball.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
That motherfucker was the biggest rock was the biggest a
nigga twice a nigga head type ship, you feel me,
And and a Hawaii native beat the funk out of
him for that, And then a Hawaii senator played the clip.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Of the Hawaii native beating the funk out of that
dude called him an environmental activist, called him yeah, called
him an environmental activist, that ambassador and said we should
play this on all the flights that come to this
so people.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
Don't respect you know, it's around.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
It's like type shit.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
But I especially like with how motherfucker's been treating Hawaii,
you know what I mean. But like I also love
the fact that, like we don't condone violence, but this
violence is like normally we don't, but hey, man, we
need to reward.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
A little stretched out She was like, she was.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
I love that type ship though, Man, that nigga deserve
to get his ass wolf.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
And I'm glad. I'm glad I got that motherfucker on tape,
you know. And they do need to play that motherfucker
around there. People don't be doing that type of weird
ass ship. But the sill was just chilling and all
you just like could have killed the seal.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Yeah, I just don't understand how you see a little
adorable ass qte ass seal just having the time of
it's like swimming and and like what we were talking
about five minutes ago, moments like that where you take
in nature and realize how small you are in the
whole fucking picture of things, and and it's just.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
A beautiful moment.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
I don't know how you can have a moment like
that where you see a seal just swimming in a
moment of you know, sincrosity with nature and say, let
me find the biggest rock I can to throw at
this seal, let me try.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
To let me potentially kill this seal. Right, just insanity.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
And also the animals in Hawaii or protected bro, like
if you even like touch us one of the sea
turtles out there, you could like, they will fuck you
up over that ship. Ebony noticed that we were talking
about the Crypopotamus. If you've been listening to the pod
this week, you may have heard the Crypopotamus come up
a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
This is the.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
Shout out to, Shout out to, Shout out to Papa
look the.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Artist online, single handedly changing me Entyler's opinion of Ai.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Art shout up.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
I realized last a lot in his hand on Ai
wasn't his furmose that moment.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
My dog is cooking, Bro, she is cooking.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
He had a hold on. I'll show coming shout out
to Papaa for real. We were really like you could
come on the pod, brother, for real.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
It was It's like we got Snoopy and Scooby.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Smoking out ship.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
We got of course, the fucking Crypopotamus. The one that
the one that I first set y'all was. He had
all the different California raisins, like throwing up different sets.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
We got fucking blue wow, all that going up.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
California Raisin shot up to him.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Man, California Raisins, well, every different, every different hat on, Bro, like.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
We tried to tell Jackson there was a moment where
the California Raisins. What a big fucking deal, bro, nigga,
Yeah they were.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
They were in clamation. You know how long it takes
to do clamation. If they put you in clamation, you.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
Were I used to clamation tough as a kid, too.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
Wasn't that's a? Was it gum bea? That was clamation?
Wasn't it? I used to fun with that? What?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
What was the gunmay song?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Friends?
Speaker 9 (29:26):
And we will be fancying in come be imagine things?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
That? Was it weak? Or was it a good one?
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Okayl I really, I really finally wouldn't remember this ship
fucking I member everything, the little racing duo like that
was why I really I've always been.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
A car motherfucking my whole life, which was kind of
leading to my dude, get a week.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
But here's the California Raisins. Hey, my fan, you know
it was we got the Brewers on Popolo water mark.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What's that ship?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
He water marked the ship about ten thousand times, and he.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Said, because people kept stealing the ship.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
What's the Colorado Rockies Rape Street? I think I don't know,
I mean it would make sense, but I mean.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All I know is you're not wearing a Colorado Rockies
hat outside the house.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
Brother. I mean, I don't wear no baseball.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You got your bucket hat.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Yeah, the bucket hat is like saying you your Swiss.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I gotta get home.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I just like weed in my family. That's what I
got nothing.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
To do with.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
I got these kids. Brother, y'all can do all of
that over there.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
L A like God, damn, I can't even wear a
diamond backspit in my field, nigga.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
When I saw they turned, when I saw the Brewers
was a out of ten press ratio like the Milwaukee
Brewers at you know.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
What I'm saying that that you know anyway?
Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, bro, Lordies run with that because it has four
fingers on the mill, right, So.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's what it is. Yeah, Okay, Tyler, who's your dog
get BT of the Week? It's it's been. It's car designers, bro.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Like I saw I saw a tweet from that posted
a nineteen eighty nine Toyota land Cruiser and it was
so beautiful, bro. And what was so beautiful about it
is how boxy it was, how cubist shit was, how.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Square it was.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
That is always going to be like the most perfect
car design you see. And I feel like car designers
all stayed with when they shifted it away from boxing
to like sleek and aero dynamic and all that shit.
And I'm like, bro, I don't give a fuck about
aero dynamics. I don't give a fuck about gas knowledge.
Give me some boxy shit. Give me some shit that
looked like it came out of rowbox. That is, that
(31:50):
is when car design is at it. Give me a
Crostine bit with Nigga, Yeah, give me, give me, give
me a goddamn A sixteen. Give me some toe jam
and earl type graphical ship, give me some boxy ass
pixelated shit because and I feel like car design is
(32:10):
just more like the bigger story here is how people
are so eager to lean into the future that they
just kind of like shit all over themselves, you know
what I mean? Because it feels like the sleek design,
you know, that's that's what the future looks like. And
it's like, my favorite cars ever are like boxy ass
box Chevyes and Cadillacs from thirty years ago, when fucking
(32:31):
Lincoln Town cars and shit, and they're all boxy and
qb as fuck you know, we.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Grew up in the last years when cars.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Had like colors too, and it wasn't just some muted,
muddy ass version of like you know what I mean,
Like you remember those Mustangs that were fucking.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Like yellow yellow, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yellow, Like the color was laser red, like yeah, Like.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
My mom had a champagne miles of six to six
and I was like, we're rich, right, like a shit
bi colored quiz you were rinch bro so.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
For so one thing I think too, is like they're
creating cars that feel like somebody that isn't in the future,
Like it feels like somebody's creating designing the car that thought.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
It the future was like this from twenty years ago.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Like if you look seeing like the new BMW's like
all these electric cars, they don't look I don't know
if that makes sense, but it doesn't look like somebody
that's actually living now would make that and like and
think that would look good.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
That's not you know, it's like it doesn't make sense
to me.
Speaker 5 (33:34):
It's like you can't look at this and think this
is what we want based upon the cars that have sold,
you know what I mean, Like this this is like
a nigga from nineteen ninety, They're like, this is what
the future looks like. Like who the fuck is designing
the shit? I was talking to Wrath about that yesterday.
I was like, this doesn't make sense for somebody to
make this the next generation of BMWs. Some shit look
ugly as fuck, and it's just I think with most
(33:54):
electric cars, like you know, it's it's even like Tesla's
like you getting inside of a Tesla.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
That shit dry as fuck, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Like testis are inside of a TESTI is nasty, bro, Like, yeah,
I just general general lack of character and how they're
designing things, and I think it's always a negative.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Everony brought up the new like suv electric busting like
it's just a it's a very polluted time.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Oh yeah yeah, Like that's ugly, bro, Like what what
is we on? You get in there? That ship? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:27):
No, yeah, brash is fucking in side basic it's hell
on the side.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
It looked like a like a remote that not.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Like it doesn't like actual cars have.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
A particular looking feelings oide of them, you know what
I mean, Like it doesn't it doesn't feel like that.
It feels like I'm in like Son these little remote
fucking jeeps she'd be.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Riding in, you know what I mean?
Speaker 10 (34:45):
Like, yeah, yeah, I really want to talk about this
this one car because when I tweeted the ship out,
everyone talking about this car.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Did y'all ever see this ship?
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Money premiered a concept car that was boxing and people
asking when they were releasing let me see if I
can post this ship in the chat because I found.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
That my little concept.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
No, yeah, click on the link that I just dropped,
because that motherfucker is beautiful.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Bro in the group chat.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, well no, no, he just left it in the
chat right here.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Okay, Damn, I won't let me click on the motherfucker.
So I got, I got.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I'm putting it up and down because I'm trying to play.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
Let me see.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
You gotta goddamn coffee and paste that ship, but it
won't even let me do it.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Oh yeah, that that that feels like fucking eighty eighty
eight and his motherfuckerigga.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
The checker the lights and ship.
Speaker 8 (35:43):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, man, John, who's your dukee btter of the week?
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Have y'all?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Okay, they're saying that no matter what we do, New
Orleans will be underwater in like twenty years.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I saw that ship. I thought it was like the
end of the century. I think it was twenty years.
I thought it was like twenty thirty years.
Speaker 5 (36:02):
Anyway, they were saying, like, we can look it up
in a second, but basically they're saying that twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I was talking to rather about it.
Speaker 5 (36:11):
I was like, I said, anything to do. They're like, no,
they're like twenty years too late. Like basically, the levies
don't suffice anymore. There was like some type of system
they could have they could have created, and they had
to make a decision on like fifteen twenty years ago,
and they did it. And so now in a certain
amount of time, New Orleans will be underwater and will
not exist anymore. Like it's it's it's fate has been sealed.
(36:34):
And I'm just like, I know, it's it's it's to
me because I love New Orleans so much.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
It's I think it's a beautiful city.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
I think it's probably the most magical city in the
entire United States, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
And the culture is beautiful there.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Just the fact that they won't exist, you know, maybe
in my kids' lifetime, you know what I mean. If
it's if it's the twenty thirty years, I mean, if
it's the century, you know, we'll see. But yeah, I
just feel like, gee, like that's just that's just I
don't know, for me, that's just really heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Bro. I'm like, damn, like there was decision made that
could have fixed this, you know what I mean, and
and and.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Because of whatever reason, just like complete idiocy. You know,
one of the like my favorite city in the nation,
my favorite city of Chicago, but the most magical city
is New Orleans.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
Is it will cease to exist? It's fucked up, man. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
The what they're calling the managed retreat that is going
to have to happen globally is going to be crazier
than people I think can father. We have we have
parcelon Beach John that flood regularly at this point, Peninsula
and fucking.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Crazy. But New Orleans one of those places.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
It's it's the math is against it because of where
it is with the sea level.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
You know, six feet under sea level something like that.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think I think I saw something similar about Manhattan.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Man Like, Manhattan is going to have to continue to
upgrade their like pump system that keeps everything that keeps
all the subways and ship from flooding just because of
the increased pressure that's going to be put on like crazy,
all right, well twenty.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
One hundred that was right, said yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
One hundred is insanely not that far away at this point,
so that is decades. That's the crazy ship, like you said,
like video will be eighty mio B seven.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Like yeah, that's crazy, crazy, crazy, all.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Right, Uh, that's all the time we got.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Damn, I'm trying to think, do we have a chat
dookie butt of the week that's a that's a bad
note to end.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
You haven't done it, but we've done Why why say that?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Look like oh yeah RP No no no, I said no, no,
I'm saying it's a bad note to end on on
like yeah, yeah, New Orleans going to be on the
water warming is gonna fucking think us all yeah, chat,
give us a we got like three minutes. Chat, give
us a give us a better dukey butt of the
weekend now that we can make fun of Kaylyn Clark.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
What does she do?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
I think she walked out with Morgan wall and that
that's probably what they all.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
White man says, fucking gas prices, Yes, this ship is crazy, nigga.
Speaker 3 (39:09):
I dropped one hundred and seven one hundred and seven
around this bitch.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
I was like, and not on an RV broll.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I gotta suv A. You're right.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
I was looking at this motherfucker like, bitch, like once
he at like eighty eight, I'm like, all right now,
like you tweaking, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 6 (39:28):
Like, what is we on? We ain't here yet, are we?
Speaker 5 (39:31):
The one hundred and seven dollars mane bro crazy out here.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
I dropped eighty five of my ship and I got
a motherfucking I got a motherfucking two thousand and two
V eight like.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
The technology.
Speaker 4 (39:45):
Four miles a gallon right, like like I drive out
my driveway and I'm down till a goddamn.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I'm half a gallon. I'm at three four of a take.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, it ain't a good look right now. Don't you
got something else? Though?
Speaker 6 (39:58):
Y'all got something else that y'all you don't dry it
out all time?
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Yeah, me and wife, you got a goddamn heard Toyota
Corolla that we got two hundred and twenty thousand miles
on that gets eight million miles to the gallon.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
So yeah, God bless the Honda and Toyota corporations, you know,
thanks fucking God. As a reminder, one thing, that price
has not gone up, We'll not go. Patreon dot com
slash Dgason Jones gives you two extra episodes every week.
We have been having a lot of fun over the
last couple of weeks, as you've probably heard his reference
(40:27):
on the free Sunday pods. So two extra episodes a week,
plus access to the Discord. Plus we do some giveaways,
video game tournaments, the meatbox, we do other fun stuff
for the people on the discord and in the Patreon community.
So sign up today Patreon dot com slash janguson Jones
and we will be back. I haven't got the schedule
down yet, but we'll be back a couple of times
this week.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
We'll see all then bye bye bye.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Get that shit
Speaker 1 (40:57):
All right,
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