May 9, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a slanted tribute to the mothers in our audience, in honor of Mother’s Day this Sunday.. - Sue Fabish sings her ballad of the Mom of Constant Sorrow.. - Ask Ike examines your Mom’s out of control girth.. - The Bird Girl flies into our studio window … again.. - today’s Playhouse is entitled, “The Animal Agent”.. - John Boy gives away some more of his crap - I mean “Wonderful Things”.. - Billy Joel sings about his single greatest accomplishment with, “I Married Christie Brinkley”.. - We’ll remind you how John Boy’s buddy Bradshaw earned the nickname “Skillet”.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Mother’s Day Edition of Married Man…
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This is Professor Melwyn Hannah Day, head of hey ah oh,
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listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John's Boy.
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And Billy on the Big Show.
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Yo.
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When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
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Covenue?
Speaker 7 (01:12):
The day having that on?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
It is Friday.
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I'm assuming wether looks on y'all's faces.
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Of what your anticipation, yes, of the weekend?
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Right, let's see National days you choose to sell the
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It's a National Home Front Heroes Day, all right there
on the home front. National Military Spouse Appreciation Day.
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Always say man, it's the the spouses serving along with you.
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National Provider Appreciation Day, National Knockout Rose Day, knockout Roads.
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I don't have any idea with you.
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She spends a lot of time, all right. National Moscato Day.
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Sancto is a wine, but it's just a It's like
a notch up from a juice box.
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It is so good. It's a sweet and sometimes it's sparkly.
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You've had muscadine wines. Oh yeah, very same, notcha from
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I love it.
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National Alphabet Magnet Day.
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Well, a lot of moms have those on their fridge.
Help the kids, Yeah, with.
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Their alphabet spelling words. Loss Sock Memorial Day. Well, this
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Well, everyone needs a lot of sycomore.
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That is odd.
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Three dates in history where we're got our categories. Nineteen
ninety one the Congregational Church and went a caw Illinois.
I thought it was some foreign nations in it's Illinois.
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Well, okay, see what his church did.
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They made one hundred and ninety five thousand, three hundred
and eighty eight dollars and fifty three cents, the largest
sum ever raised at a one day rummage sale.
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Well that would be worth it. Wow, that's bring you're junk.
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We're gonna sell it in the church parking.
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Lot with the church's wonderful things like it alright.
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At then twenty twenty two, an Andy Warhol portrait of
Maryland Monroe sold for one hundred and ninety five million
dollars at an auction in New York, the highest price
ever for an American artwork up to that point.
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The same guy that Lake did the Campbell's label.
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Yeah, okay, yeah, you can kind of see this painting
in your head.
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It's the one that has like four colors working into
Marilyn Monroe's headshot.
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Yeah.
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Is that like the one they used for Obama?
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Yeah?
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That like based on the Marilyn Monroe. Yep, they mimicked
that art style. Wasn't he wonderful?
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And finally was On this date in twenty twenty three,
George Harrison's Here Comes the Sun became the first Beatles
song to register a billion streams on Spotify twenty twenty three.
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This day they still got it? Also the oldest song
to do so you write that baby?
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mom of constance Arco Buls singing that.
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Good morning, Big.
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Shows on the radio for your Friday head and the
Mother's Day weekend hit.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It in constant sorrow.
Speaker 14 (09:27):
Through her days, Am mom of constant sorrow, thirty days.
Speaker 15 (09:41):
On Monday, bitfair with hell to real employment and now
iver get a race.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
And now she'll know.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I ever get rain.
Speaker 15 (10:06):
Six long years.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Of either been pregnant or having.
Speaker 13 (10:14):
Seeing like a cow.
Speaker 15 (10:19):
My patients bence thirsty for loving but Junior, Oh theast
mountains now, but Junior, these fountains.
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Now shut up, my shut to sing around your.
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Man spandy, don't do laundry. He leaves hasty, she is mussy.
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I have it over grants have.
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Soggie myos and man o good.
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Diversty those booby died.
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I ever sure you stay.
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Stop more warning, get that peanut butter.
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Sand out of the PC r please. These two.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
Empty things are gonna kill me.
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Hif my dog a good night sleep.
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You who can be remy Here at next Walmart, Joy.
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I can fast.
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They're resting, so she can fast. Don't make me stop
this car.
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Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio.
Here we go, And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
This is Gary Beauty Well Diary. I'm just checking in
to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical, inspirational beauty accomplishment.
No I didn't get another Oscar nomination. No I didn't
get a call to star in another installment of Big
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Girls from the planet Hillbilly, there was something much more
Fulfilly the first Annual Big Bash Bucy Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Senior pro You can rock and you can roll in.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Play corn hole at the prom. You can eat little
winners and dance within betweeners at the prom. Don't be
surprised if you catch me making out with your mom.
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Put it us in buck bang.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
The idea come to me because so many stars and
starlets of a certain age missed their proms due to
their work obligations. But when old magnanimous abuse is since
the need. He does his dad gum best to rectify it.
Crazy Frankie and I found the perfect venue. Now, when
you're looking for a place like that, it's important to
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have somewhere the most Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Knew about and had been to.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
And this was an abandoned warehouse in West Hollywood where
they used to make pink pucker peets, butt beads and
booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 17 (14:21):
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
Goes a weasel. A thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
of diesel. Pull the cord and get a treat. It
can't be beat at pink pucker peats. Your world will
be different. Come the dawg?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
Is that a farner? Just to y'all?
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Get it?
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Got it good enough?
Speaker 11 (14:47):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy Frankie suggested a return
to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of the
gallony attending would be over eighteen.
Speaker 18 (15:01):
So that was a wash.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
We throw it around, hals beans and lis beans, but
it felt like we was leaving some folks out. Maybe
we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one cup
almost made the cut.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
But then we.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Prized to go and rate for barf buckets and it
just didn't make dollars and cents.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Get it har hard, hardy, har hard.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
In the end, we played it safe with Promie Wood
the sequel, Get your tickets, don't be late, come alone,
don't need a date, a passel full of straits and fruits.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
When morning comes, they'll be knocking.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Boots, push pull, push pull, just like riding up Brahma
bull Man. As far as food went, we had little
meatballs and pigs in a blanket. And the food weren't
bad neither, but the food weren't nearly as impressive as
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the amenities. I got a hold of some of my
buddies that got this classic car club and they set
up a dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the
dance floor. See, so when these horn dogs had the
mood hit them, they had a back seat they could
retire to so they could do what comes naturally, And
boy was at a hit. Brigitte Nielsen in Flavor flav
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rekindled their romance in the back seat of a vintage Caddy.
New Odd couple Caitlyn Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up
in the back of a Chevy van and that's all
right with me. Share kidnapped one of the teenage Valet
Parkers into an old Chevy in Pala.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That didn't last long. After about five.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Minutes he come out of that car Scarima like a
band say, oh, it's a shame. Really, that's probably the
first time he ever saw a naked woman. He'll be
scarred for life. And Dayton Nathan Lane for it's all
set down seeing all that gray and Wrinkley gives a
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fellow the shrively shrinklyes them giant teeth audentery on a
dated girl born in this century.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
Robin Gary wins again.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it was a night of wonders and
miracles Diary. A record producer was there, and the band
we hired, the Whistling Bungholes, got a contract, but.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No other regard.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Robert de Niro went home with a white woman and
Sydney Sweeney landed a big movie. And she doesn't even
have to take them hooters out for a walk. By
the time the night was over, about five hundred folks
at the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me. On the way out the door, we
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handed out fifty percent off coupons to the West Hollywood
Frea Clinic. We even gave one hundred percent off cu
ponts to Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of
they were in charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary
Busey says.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're welcome.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
All well, diary, I got a ski daddle. Me and
Kathy Bates are going for a monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all the sign
until next time.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
XS and o's Gary.
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Look back to leave y'all.
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I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my weed Bubba,
i'ma hap to be boy. Ima happen to be boy.
Oh we did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car.
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Bubble hub but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 18 (20:38):
Oh, i'ma hap to be boy. I'm a happy boy.
Oh we did good when.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Things are going here? We hey, Oh, forgot all about
it for a month and a half.
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Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 18 (21:09):
Because i'ma have a bet boy.
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I'ma have me boy.
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Oh, and good one, things are going here.
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One you need for all your uh uh? What's called
hoochie personal relationship?
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What is that smell?
Speaker 13 (22:24):
Tato?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Mean?
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Pocket?
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It smelled like a foot pocket? Smell like a back pocket?
What it smelled like? Why don't you just do yourself
a favor and get a turkey flavored salt liquor.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Digny.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I talk to you later, deer Ike. I'm having a
problem with my wife, the club, my brother. She is
always making fun of my parents.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
She called them hey seeds and goober's because they never
went to college and worked blue collar job. I love
my folks and they raised me and my brother just fine.
We didn't have much, but we never went without. On
the other hand, her mother is a monster, ain't they all.
She is single because her husband ran out years ago,
(23:23):
probably because he was hungry. She bigg as an average
sized water buffalo. She wind up spending a lot of
time at our house, and she and my wife spend
hours dog in my family.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
I want to fight back, but I'm not exactly a
quick wit.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Can you help me? Dog in Durham?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Dear dog sounded like, Oh, you got to do to
solve the Momzilla problem is put a padlock on that pantry.
Speaker 13 (23:50):
The real question is how do you how do you
ever hook up with a trifling hole like that?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
To begin with? Oh, man, what's up with that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Woman?
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
weirdly belongings on the curb.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Right next to her righteously kicking booted My brother, it
is time you fought back.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
But you gots to get on an even playing field
with that sanctified bizoch.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
So let me preach on it, my brother.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's time to embrace afire your uh uh
uh what you call in a smart ass? The key
is not to pull them verbal punches. Man, go right
for the gut her mama's gut. Lord knows you got
so big enough tarry try a few of these out,
old skank, Mammy, Your Mama so fat. I had to
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take a train of two buses just to get to
her good side. Your Mama so fat. Her measurements are
thirty six twenty four to thirty six feet. Where she dances,
she makes the band skip. Where she played hide and seek,
(25:09):
they found her behind Texas. The horse on her joy
dashed jeans is real, Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
On Halloween she says trick or meat loaf.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
She went to the Christmas play and they put ropes
on her, Your Mama so fat. Her sexy underwear is
an ABCDEFG string.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
She's diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor
gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 13 (26:05):
She doesn't have a doctor. She has a ground keeper.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She don't have love handles.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
She got a roll bar.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
Your Mama so fat. She got smaller fat women all
of and around us. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Your Mama so fat. Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
The elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Every time she wear cordurock jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street cars. Look out for her.
Your mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She
got arrested for freebason Ham. She made weight watchers go blind.
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She fell in love and broke it the last time
she saw at nine O two one oh. It was
on the scale. She stepped out of talking scale and
it said damn. After she got off the magarround, they
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had to put the horse down. I hope that helped
my brother, and then lots more where that came from.
Now now that this is where I tell you to
break your foot off in the crack hub button. Judge
from the size of that, but you might really just
break your foot off.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You got problems, man.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's like John boyd Belle bo Box seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte Din't see two eight two four on.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's got its own congressman, get it.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Go, you broe.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
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Live models, weren't allowed to show them till nineteen eighty seven.
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What are Brazil.
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Not allowed to show them? Yes? So still aren't allowed
on channels. Okay, I can run it.
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Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Despite being washed more frequently, women
still have far more bacteria on this body part than
men do.
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What is their tongue?
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Don't get codie?
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What y'all got? What a eight hundred big show? You told?
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Okay, hey guys, this Mother's Day, give mom the gift
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Here's John Boy.
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Oh, say hey to Johnny out of Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny,
Good morning, Hey buddy, we are all right, Johnny. Welcome
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Despite being being washed more frequently, well, people looking at that,
women still have far more bacteria on this body part
than men do. What could it be, Johnny, Well, I'm
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Yeah, m hmm.
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I thought it might be their hair, but I I
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Hands with hands, Okay, that's Johnny from Jackson's final answer
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Jackson. Congratulations, Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. I'm glad
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Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I was married, I still am married fifty two years.
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Just the other day, you are.
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You were supposed to be more like a Oh.
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No, I think I about something. I guess. Yeah.
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Good.
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It would like to hear your wife sounds and what's
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But well he's not around right now.
Speaker 18 (32:29):
Was that good?
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All right?
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Buddy?
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You ain't going man, have you Annimrosary.
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Thank you.
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Boy about the hour top of your news. Pull that
cork out, say away, get a bird girl. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. It is Friday
and then the Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Feeling good.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We need the perfect Friday song right about now, let's
say what I pull out of my butt?
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Here go there to get this, Oh John, Everything's going
to be all right. Come boy, Billy, you know you
are the best.
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Come on now, clap your heads, sing.
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Along with us because we are the rap master of
the girl Man singer Kelly Rappers.
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You have different people on your big for the more.
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They're's the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
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That's where you've been keeping it.
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your Friday, May the ninth A right and all let.
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Our places with great smiling faces. Let's do an action.
Speaker 17 (34:51):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Animal Age. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
For the old folks.
Speaker 17 (35:07):
Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen, owner of Crittermania. You
must be Missus Jablotski for the old folks home.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Getty Gizzer's Retirement community.
Speaker 17 (35:16):
Got You Got You Got You, Got you got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Got you got You, Got You Got you? Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Will will?
Speaker 17 (35:28):
You got a tiger who knows a high wire act
in juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
The tiger is very tame.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are diabetes.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Oh, got you got you, got you, got you got you?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (35:41):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Who does he say, well only after he's had a
few drinks.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (35:52):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Got you Got You, Got You got you? Guess Yeah
we got We got a crocodile that does impressions.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Pass a bill?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that does tax returns too.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
Jewish. What we need is something unusual but nice AND's
a day low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 17 (36:11):
Got you got you got you got you got you
beg Hey, how about a Gary the gibbon. He never
says a word. All he does is card tricks. Okay,
now that sounds good, great, consider it booked. Let's try
a mellow gibbon around the old folks teeth and we
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hope you've enjoyed. John Bolly and Billy playhouse. Hey, how
about doing them top two buttons?
Speaker 13 (36:40):
Got you got you got you got you? Tune in
next time when we'll hear Beano the Farting.
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Bear say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Got you got you got you.
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Good?
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More than every boy there?
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You got a big showing the radio, right big shoning
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
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John's Boy.
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And Billy on the Big Show.
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Yo.
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When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
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Covenue?
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The day having that on?
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It is Friday.
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I'm assuming wether looks on y'all's faces.
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Of what your anticipation, yes, of the weekend?
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Right, let's see National days you choose to sell the
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It's a National Home Front Heroes Day, all right there
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Always say man, it's the the spouses serving along with you.
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National Provider Appreciation Day, National Knockout Rose Day, knockout Roads.
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The knockout roses are the real small roses and they
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way to go.
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She spends a lot of time, all right. National Moscato Day.
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Sancto is a wine, but it's just a It's like
a notch up from a juice box.
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It is so good. It's a sweet and sometimes it's sparkly.
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You've had muscadine wines. Oh yeah, very same, notcha from
juice bogs.
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I love it.
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National Alphabet Magnet Day.
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Well, a lot of moms have those on their fridge.
Help the kids, Yeah, with.
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Their alphabet spelling words. Loss Sock Memorial Day. Well, this
is just a waste of time.
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Well, everyone needs a lot of sycomore.
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Today we got a brownie Day the can you eat?
But it's a butterscotch brownie day.
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That is odd.
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Yeah, little butterscotch pieces. Okay, step who's the baker in
the group, Jackie.
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Three dates in history where we're got our categories. Nineteen
ninety one the Congregational Church and went a caw Illinois.
I thought it was some foreign nations in it's Illinois.
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Well, okay, see what his church did.
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They made one hundred and ninety five thousand, three hundred
and eighty eight dollars and fifty three cents, the largest
sum ever raised at a one day rummage sale.
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Well that would be worth it. Wow, that's bring you're junk.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
We're gonna sell it in the church parking.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Lot with the church's wonderful things like it alright.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
At then twenty twenty two, an Andy Warhol portrait of
Maryland Monroe sold for one hundred and ninety five million
dollars at an auction in New York, the highest price
ever for an American artwork up to that point.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
The same guy that Lake did the Campbell's label.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, you can kind of see this painting
in your head.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's the one that has like four colors working into
Marilyn Monroe's headshot.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Is that like the one they used for Obama?
Speaker 11 (05:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
That like based on the Marilyn Monroe. Yep, they mimicked
that art style. Wasn't he wonderful?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And finally was On this date in twenty twenty three,
George Harrison's Here Comes the Sun became the first Beatles
song to register a billion streams on Spotify twenty twenty three.
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This day they still got it? Also the oldest song
to do so you write that baby?
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Think you about streaming music these days? And one eight
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time you love the best time you have a big shots.
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Walker. Hold over herebody, Why all right? Walkers?
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Sound like you wide away buddy. Let's get you to
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Go, blankets, bicycle, clothes, bam, give us three things you
buy at an auction ready to go, cars, arm, animals.
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Anddorus Holifi and Apple music.
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While we're in Mobile getting the bigger wallest you're surprised.
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Let's jump out, catch you up on your newes, get
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mom of constance Arco Buls singing that.
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Good morning, Big.
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Shows on the radio for your Friday head and the
Mother's Day weekend hit.
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It in constant sorrow.
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Through her days, Am mom of constant sorrow, thirty days.
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On Monday, bitfair with hell to real employment and now
iver get a race.
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And now she'll know.
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I ever get rain.
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Six long years.
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Of either been pregnant or having.
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Seeing like a cow.
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My patients bence thirsty for loving but Junior, Oh theast
mountains now, but Junior, these fountains.
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Now shut up, my shut to sing around your.
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Man spandy, don't do laundry. He leaves hasty, she is mussy.
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Soggie myos and man o good.
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Diversty those booby died.
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I ever sure you stay.
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Stop more warning, get that peanut butter.
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Sand out of the PC r please. These two.
Speaker 15 (11:43):
Empty things are gonna kill me.
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Hif my dog a good night sleep.
Speaker 15 (11:55):
You who can be remy Here at next Walmart, Joy.
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I can fast.
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They're resting, so she can fast. Don't make me stop
this car.
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Good morning, and that's a big show on the radio.
Here we go, And now an entry into the diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
This is Gary Beauty Well Diary. I'm just checking in
to gloat on another incredible, amazing, fantastical, inspirational beauty accomplishment.
No I didn't get another Oscar nomination. No I didn't
get a call to star in another installment of Big
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Girls from the planet Hillbilly, there was something much more
Fulfilly the first Annual Big Bash Bucy Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Senior pro You can rock and you can roll in.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Play corn hole at the prom. You can eat little
winners and dance within betweeners at the prom. Don't be
surprised if you catch me making out with your mom.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Put it us in buck bang.
Speaker 11 (13:49):
The idea come to me because so many stars and
starlets of a certain age missed their proms due to
their work obligations. But when old magnanimous abuse is since
the need. He does his dad gum best to rectify it.
Crazy Frankie and I found the perfect venue. Now, when
you're looking for a place like that, it's important to
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have somewhere the most Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Knew about and had been to.
Speaker 11 (14:13):
And this was an abandoned warehouse in West Hollywood where
they used to make pink pucker peets, butt beads and
booty paraphernalia.
Speaker 17 (14:21):
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (14:26):
Goes a weasel. A thrill that's cheaper than a gallon
of diesel. Pull the cord and get a treat. It
can't be beat at pink pucker peats. Your world will
be different. Come the dawg?
Speaker 13 (14:39):
Is that a farner? Just to y'all?
Speaker 11 (14:40):
Get it?
Speaker 13 (14:40):
Got it good enough?
Speaker 11 (14:47):
As anyone who's ever been to a prom knows, the
theme is a big deal. Crazy Frankie suggested a return
to Epstein's Island, but we realized that most of the
gallony attending would be over eighteen.
Speaker 18 (15:01):
So that was a wash.
Speaker 11 (15:03):
We throw it around, hals beans and lis beans, but
it felt like we was leaving some folks out. Maybe
we needed to be edgy. So two girls, one cup
almost made the cut.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
But then we.
Speaker 11 (15:16):
Prized to go and rate for barf buckets and it
just didn't make dollars and cents.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Get it har hard, hardy, har hard.
Speaker 11 (15:26):
In the end, we played it safe with Promie Wood
the sequel, Get your tickets, don't be late, come alone,
don't need a date, a passel full of straits and fruits.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
When morning comes, they'll be knocking.
Speaker 11 (15:36):
Boots, push pull, push pull, just like riding up Brahma
bull Man. As far as food went, we had little
meatballs and pigs in a blanket. And the food weren't
bad neither, but the food weren't nearly as impressive as
(15:58):
the amenities. I got a hold of some of my
buddies that got this classic car club and they set
up a dozen vintage cars around the perimeter of the
dance floor. See, so when these horn dogs had the
mood hit them, they had a back seat they could
retire to so they could do what comes naturally, And
boy was at a hit. Brigitte Nielsen in Flavor flav
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rekindled their romance in the back seat of a vintage Caddy.
New Odd couple Caitlyn Jenner and Tanya Harding wound up
in the back of a Chevy van and that's all
right with me. Share kidnapped one of the teenage Valet
Parkers into an old Chevy in Pala.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That didn't last long. After about five.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Minutes he come out of that car Scarima like a
band say, oh, it's a shame. Really, that's probably the
first time he ever saw a naked woman. He'll be
scarred for life. And Dayton Nathan Lane for it's all
set down seeing all that gray and Wrinkley gives a
(17:05):
fellow the shrively shrinklyes them giant teeth audentery on a
dated girl born in this century.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
Robin Gary wins again.
Speaker 11 (17:13):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it was a night of wonders and
miracles Diary. A record producer was there, and the band
we hired, the Whistling Bungholes, got a contract, but.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No other regard.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Robert de Niro went home with a white woman and
Sydney Sweeney landed a big movie. And she doesn't even
have to take them hooters out for a walk. By
the time the night was over, about five hundred folks
at the time of their lives, and they owe it
all of me. On the way out the door, we
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handed out fifty percent off coupons to the West Hollywood
Frea Clinic. We even gave one hundred percent off cu
ponts to Andy Dick and Kathy Griffin on account of
they were in charge of cleaning the back seats. Gary
Busey says.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
You're welcome.
Speaker 11 (18:10):
All well, diary, I got a ski daddle. Me and
Kathy Bates are going for a monthly Bukini wax and
let me tell you, brother, it's an all the sign
until next time.
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XS and o's Gary.
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Beaus, Good morning to make show us on the radio.
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Hang over your local news weather sport.
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All listening to.
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Look back to leave y'all.
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Just a few minutes hikes, wait, celebrate Mother's Day. We'll
see that turns out right now. We're calling all happy boys.
Speaker 18 (20:15):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my weed Bubba,
i'ma hap to be boy. Ima happen to be boy.
Oh we did good when things are going here? We Hey, Hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Bubble hub but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 18 (20:38):
Oh, i'ma hap to be boy. I'm a happy boy.
Oh we did good when.
Speaker 7 (20:43):
Things are going here? We hey, Oh, forgot all about
it for a month and a half.
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Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
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Because i'ma have a bet boy.
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Welcome to x Ike, the place to golf all the
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One you need for all your uh uh? What's called
hoochie personal relationship?
Speaker 3 (22:21):
What is that smell?
Speaker 13 (22:24):
Tato?
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What are you eating over there?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Mean?
Speaker 19 (22:26):
Pocket?
Speaker 13 (22:29):
It smelled like a foot pocket? Smell like a back pocket?
What it smelled like? Why don't you just do yourself
a favor and get a turkey flavored salt liquor.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Digny.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
I talk to you later, deer Ike. I'm having a
problem with my wife, the club, my brother. She is
always making fun of my parents.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh hell no.
Speaker 10 (23:02):
She called them hey seeds and goober's because they never
went to college and worked blue collar job. I love
my folks and they raised me and my brother just fine.
We didn't have much, but we never went without. On
the other hand, her mother is a monster, ain't they all.
She is single because her husband ran out years ago,
(23:23):
probably because he was hungry. She bigg as an average
sized water buffalo. She wind up spending a lot of
time at our house, and she and my wife spend
hours dog in my family.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
I want to fight back, but I'm not exactly a
quick wit.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Can you help me? Dog in Durham?
Speaker 10 (23:42):
Dear dog sounded like, Oh, you got to do to
solve the Momzilla problem is put a padlock on that pantry.
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The real question is how do you how do you
ever hook up with a trifling hole like that?
Speaker 3 (23:54):
To begin with? Oh, man, what's up with that.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Woman?
Speaker 13 (24:00):
Talk about my mama like that? She gonna find her
weirdly belongings on the curb.
Speaker 10 (24:03):
Right next to her righteously kicking booted My brother, it
is time you fought back.
Speaker 13 (24:09):
And I'm not suggesting you give her a cramdon that's
the one way ticket to the movie.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
But you gots to get on an even playing field
with that sanctified bizoch.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
So let me preach on it, my brother.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's time to embrace afire your uh uh
uh what you call in a smart ass? The key
is not to pull them verbal punches. Man, go right
for the gut her mama's gut. Lord knows you got
so big enough tarry try a few of these out,
old skank, Mammy, Your Mama so fat. I had to
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take a train of two buses just to get to
her good side. Your Mama so fat. Her measurements are
thirty six twenty four to thirty six feet. Where she dances,
she makes the band skip. Where she played hide and seek,
(25:09):
they found her behind Texas. The horse on her joy
dashed jeans is real, Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
On Halloween she says trick or meat loaf.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
She went to the Christmas play and they put ropes
on her, Your Mama so fat. Her sexy underwear is
an ABCDEFG string.
Speaker 13 (25:48):
Your Mama so fat.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
She's diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor
gave her ten years to live.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Lean pocket.
Speaker 13 (26:05):
She doesn't have a doctor. She has a ground keeper.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
She don't have love handles.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
She got a roll bar.
Speaker 10 (26:18):
Your Mama so fat. She got smaller fat women all
of and around us. Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Your Mama so fat. Her ass has its own congressman.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I hate to be part of that district.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
The elephants throw her peanuts. Your Mama so fat. She
got to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in
the other. Every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
(27:07):
Every time she wear cordurock jeans, she start a forest
fire when she crosses the street cars. Look out for her.
Your mama so fat. Her blood type is ragou. She
got arrested for freebason Ham. She made weight watchers go blind.
(27:35):
She fell in love and broke it the last time
she saw at nine O two one oh. It was
on the scale. She stepped out of talking scale and
it said damn. After she got off the magarround, they
(27:56):
had to put the horse down. I hope that helped
my brother, and then lots more where that came from.
Now now that this is where I tell you to
break your foot off in the crack hub button. Judge
from the size of that, but you might really just
break your foot off.
Speaker 13 (28:17):
This is ike peace out.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
You got problems, man.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
That's like John boyd Belle bo Box seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte Din't see two eight two four on.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
That's got its own congressman, get it.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Go, you broe.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Let's play John Boydjebardy y'all review yesterday's question. We found
out advertisements for this feminine product first appearing on TV
in nineteen fifty one with.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Live models, weren't allowed to show them till nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 8 (28:59):
What are Brazil.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Not allowed to show them? Yes? So still aren't allowed
on channels. Okay, I can run it.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Despite being washed more frequently, women
still have far more bacteria on this body part than
men do.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
What is their tongue?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Don't get codie?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
What y'all got? What a eight hundred big show? You told?
Free line across America? We played John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Good Friday Morning, May the ninth, got the Big show
on the radio in our feature track with the Big Show,
bid Box, Married Man and the Mother's Day Three ways
search for keywordstreet?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Where get the big fogs at? I don't know, I
don't want to fix Joe dot com right now, that's
what yes live across America.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
It's John Boy, gentlemen, and now your host what they're
a sponsor?
Speaker 18 (30:28):
Now?
Speaker 10 (30:29):
Okay, hey guys, this Mother's Day, give mom the gift
of a steek free downstairs with Loomy.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Here's John Boy.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Oh, say hey to Johnny out of Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Johnny,
Good morning, Hey buddy, we are all right, Johnny. Welcome
in here, buddy, I'm going to Jackson. O. Kay, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Despite being being washed more frequently, well, people looking at that,
women still have far more bacteria on this body part
than men do. What could it be, Johnny, Well, I'm
thinking about it. That's what I'm afraid of.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, m hmm.
Speaker 8 (31:21):
I thought it might be their hair, but I I
think it's hands.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Hands with hands, Okay, that's Johnny from Jackson's final answer
show us hands. Well, look at you reason, Johnny. You
got the prize back, buddy, We'll get it to you.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Jackson. Congratulations, Thank you, sir. I appreciate it. I'm glad
you listening. Shout on you go ahead right now? All right?
Speaker 9 (31:58):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (31:59):
I was married, I still am married fifty two years.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Just the other day, you are.
Speaker 13 (32:11):
You were supposed to be more like a Oh.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, I think I about something. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Good.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
It would like to hear your wife sounds and what's
happening there too, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
But well he's not around right now.
Speaker 18 (32:29):
Was that good?
Speaker 14 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Buddy?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
You ain't going man, have you Annimrosary.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Boy about the hour top of your news. Pull that
cork out, say away, get a bird girl. Good morning,
(33:25):
it's a big show on the radio. It is Friday
and then the Mother's Day weekend.
Speaker 7 (33:31):
Feeling good.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
We need the perfect Friday song right about now, let's
say what I pull out of my butt?
Speaker 13 (33:38):
Here go there to get this, Oh John, Everything's going
to be all right. Come boy, Billy, you know you
are the best.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Come on now, clap your heads, sing.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Along with us because we are the rap master of
the girl Man singer Kelly Rappers.
Speaker 13 (33:57):
You have different people on your big for the more.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
They're's the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 8 (34:08):
That's where you've been keeping it.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
H Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for
(34:40):
your Friday, May the ninth A right and all let.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Our places with great smiling faces. Let's do an action.
Speaker 17 (34:51):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
fungus spreading edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Animal Age. As our story opens, the director
of a retirement community is trying to book some entertainment.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
For the old folks.
Speaker 17 (35:07):
Hi and welcome. I'm Maurice Hansen, owner of Crittermania. You
must be Missus Jablotski for the old folks home.
Speaker 8 (35:14):
Getty Gizzer's Retirement community.
Speaker 17 (35:16):
Got You Got You Got You, Got you got you.
So you're looking for some entertainment for your residency.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Yes, they love animals, and I'm just looking for some
options to have during their afternoon tea.
Speaker 13 (35:26):
Got you got You, Got You Got you? Okay?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Will will?
Speaker 17 (35:28):
You got a tiger who knows a high wire act
in juggles Hershey's kisses.
Speaker 8 (35:32):
Oh, no, that sounds too dangerous.
Speaker 13 (35:34):
The tiger is very tame.
Speaker 8 (35:36):
Oh, it's not the tiger, it's the chocolate. Some of
our folks are diabetes.
Speaker 13 (35:39):
Oh, got you got you, got you, got you got you?
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (35:41):
We got a performing seal that could play a number
of musical instruments.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Who does he say, well only after he's had a
few drinks.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
Yeah, what kind of music?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yacht rock?
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (35:52):
I think that might be a bit up tempo for
our folks.
Speaker 13 (35:55):
Got you Got You, Got You got you? Guess Yeah
we got We got a crocodile that does impressions.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Pass a bill?
Speaker 1 (36:00):
You're playing armadillo? Nah, a cobra that does tax returns too.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
Jewish. What we need is something unusual but nice AND's
a day low key, you know, so it won't get
them too riled up.
Speaker 17 (36:11):
Got you got you got you got you got you
beg Hey, how about a Gary the gibbon. He never
says a word. All he does is card tricks. Okay,
now that sounds good, great, consider it booked. Let's try
a mellow gibbon around the old folks teeth and we
(36:35):
hope you've enjoyed. John Bolly and Billy playhouse. Hey, how
about doing them top two buttons?
Speaker 13 (36:40):
Got you got you got you got you? Tune in
next time when we'll hear Beano the Farting.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Bear say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 11 (36:47):
Got you got you got you.
Speaker 18 (36:53):
Good?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
More than every boy there?
Speaker 13 (36:54):
You got a big showing the radio, right big shoning
radio that any news matter sports. This is Spanky from
the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 10 (37:04):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Shows.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
How big is it?
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Bigger than my head?
Speaker 2 (37:15):
And that's big.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
There?
Speaker 13 (37:18):
Yees o, b I read it and I pay that
tabby a seat, dead beat.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio. This is
your one hour alert John Boys wonderful Thing number one
hundred and forty one.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Give it away about an hour from right now.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Give you a chance to get your name and a
hat for a hardback copy of the book The Whole
Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting, according to Ronica Strickling from
Marcreo personalizing for the winner photogram by Yours to the
grandson holder.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Come, come more, probably lead Hi know.
Speaker 13 (38:25):
You're gonna do it like that.
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You can't argue with success. Ohsider that your one hour alert.
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