May 9, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a slanted tribute to the mothers in our audience, in honor of Mother’s Day this Sunday.. - Sue Fabish sings her ballad of the Mom of Constant Sorrow.. - Ask Ike examines your Mom’s out of control girth.. - The Bird Girl flies into our studio window … again.. - today’s Playhouse is entitled, “The Animal Agent”.. - John Boy gives away some more of his crap - I mean “Wonderful Things”.. - Billy Joel sings about his single greatest accomplishment with, “I Married Christie Brinkley”.. - We’ll remind you how John Boy’s buddy Bradshaw earned the nickname “Skillet”.. - and we’ll wrap up with the Mother’s Day Edition of Married Man…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio, Hang
on Friday song. Tell you about the prize pack you
can win if you can beat the blonde. Got a
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tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card. Fill up
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With Lord Tigers, you never ride alone. Clock on the
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them out right now, that's do.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find your
dove another line of.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Work that when sure, don't fix your fistil It's.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
One hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 5 (00:38):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (00:41):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
Speaker 7 (00:52):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 8 (01:04):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 7 (01:05):
Need I'm just.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Workdayday back. Don't you just just.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
She's got.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
Okayuday, what.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Work work?
Speaker 10 (01:55):
What? What? What? What what are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Have a life.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you love for fun?
Speaker 11 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
We don't have fun.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
We just we just work. Here's here's the fun, right
work work, work, work, work work work work. Well, I
realized my father makes a lot of money, but you
see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (02:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Go looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Pal It's a brave man.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
I can kick party all there is and taste do
a cool bud off far.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
Oh no I am today, I'm having cat page.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Work work what what what?
Speaker 10 (03:34):
What?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
What's what's work?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I work.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Students?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Alright, now we've ben to jump in here and play
with our blonde.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Let's get a contestant at one eight hundred Big Show.
We'll play next.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Ahead
and told you Mama Day Sunday and I feature track
from the Big Show, Big Box, A married man, Mother's Day,
Spaci keywords, three ways.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
What that's all about? That the Big Box? When you
hit the Big Show dot com?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, I tell you, yeah, less than an hour, my
wonderfulse thing. This will be the final hardback copy of
the book, because let's bring turkey hunting goes. We're going
out of season tomorrow. Don't worry, We'll be honest. Now,
(05:03):
let's plain beating the blad. Let's meet our contestant. It's
Kenny from Saint Paul's, North Carolina. Good morning, Kenny, Come on,
old buddy, welcome Now, man's going awesome. Glad you're in
here with us. Kenny, we'll ask Tatter some questions. You
agree or disagree with it? Get two bells before two buzzers,
(05:25):
you'll win.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Hey, Kenny a going, I'm good, I'm good. Who was
that cartman?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, Kenny, you want to answer all the questions like,
oh boy, it's all about Kenny right here.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Let's see what we can do here. Okay, Tater, where
might you find an agglate at aglabama? I got you
got you got you got it? Ag litlabma ah. You
would find that on a jump rope, John Bully, A
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jump rope is where you'll find an ag lit Kenny,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yes, you find it. You know where it is, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Is that little plastic thing at the end of your shoelaces.
We learned that many years ago when John Bloche.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
It's one of the first trivia questions we ever covered
in Down. Okay, all right, did you learning something play?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
He just disagreed to be confrontational.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
It was the right thing to do. Get one more
bail can anyway? All right, Tater, by the time you
turn forty, we're not going to ask if you've hit
that you good for you?
Speaker 13 (06:57):
Well, if you are in the average, you will have
had eight eight what uh eight court appointed attorneys.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
And don't ask. By the time he turned forty, that
would be you eight jobs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You have had eight jobs if you're in the average
at forty years old.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Kenny, agree or disagree? I agree? And that was the day. Yes,
eight jobs? Key, all right, all right, all right, body
we go long Tiger's prize pack. Well, gidet tell you
(07:43):
get it. I'm gonna put your own home for Jackie,
thank you?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
All all right?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Boy Ken he trying to move it on. Yeah, yeah,
I know, adding up. Everybody's been adding up. By by
the time you're forty, eight jobs closed me. Oh yeah,
he was, okay, okay, all right, I was in an
old business, movie business, that was all right, Rhal service station,
Graham Cinema, uh three was b A G first one
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and t O B R.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
J Z uh.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
B c y R seven so close. Man, Man, didn't
you have one of them twice?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Didn't you go to?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Can you count that? Because I got fired? Hired me
the third time, fired me twice. Absolutely, I knew I
could do it.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Ye're so proud. Didn't get fired from pumping gas or
running a movie projector. But you should have.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Man.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Hello, ass heart all my life.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I want to fight about.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
It, John boyd Belly, heare hot?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Man. You tell me, man, can you get ready for
to have a shirt made for me?
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Well? What we'll try? What what you wanted to say?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I wanted to say. If I'd have known here is
gonna turn out like this, I'd to quit less than
to him in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Well how's he going, buddy? No, that's what's the matter.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
The prodigal has returned.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Oh, Delbert's daddy's moved back here with y'all.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, and the messus has split again, and it looks
like this time it's permanent.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Oh I thought they got back together, Well they're dead.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
But didn't last she's been running around on him again.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh man.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Last time he got her to admit it.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
He come home one afternoon and said, honey, me and
the boys at work was talking. We think that new
ups delivery man has slept with every woman on our
street but won. And she said, you know, I bet
it's that snotty missus Johnson.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
That was the last straw. Yeah, wife moving back into man.
Oh man, wife number six, Yeah, said.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
He's tired of getting married. I guess time he's just
gonna find a woman he don't like and buy our house.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Yeah, what's debt up to?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
All? Friend hasn't asked him to watch his cat while
he was out of town. He's been cat sitting all.
We called the check in. Yes, he says, Devor, how's
my cat? And Dever says, well, the cat got run
over by a car and she died. Oh fellow in
all the pieces, and he got mad. He said, you
durned full, aren't you not? You don't just burt something
my cat out all once you got a prepare man
(11:20):
for a piece of bad news like that. When I
say how's my cat, First you say, well, she's climbed
up on the roof and we can't get her down.
And then when I call the next day and say
how's the cat, you say, well, we got the fire
department to come get her down, but she got scared
and run out in the road and got hit by
a car. Now they took her to the vet. We
(11:41):
think she's gonna be all right. And then the next
day when I call, I say how's the cat, And
you're supposed to say something like, well, she took a
sudden turn for the worst last night and she died.
I'm real sorry. Say that way, I'd be mentally ready
for the bad news. Yeah, yeah, anyway, you go over
and look in on Grandma like I asked you to.
Never said says yeah, he says lil Is. She never says, well,
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she's climbed upon the roof and we can't get it.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
That was that was.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Oh he's a quick learner right here, and Henry Kissinger's
got to run to the grocery store. Got another mouth
to feed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Now, you know?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
On Yeah, well you tell him, I said, you know
what you mean? Y'all came straight up her.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Jaun Boy and Billy do not go in there. Whoa
good morning, yell dumb right, good morning. That's a big
(13:15):
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, our oldest fan is around there somewhere is first
stops always at free coffing and cozying up to the
snack girl.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So hell here he is.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now, Welcome back to the big show. The man, the myth,
the legend, Nerve o Tea Wheeler.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Hey, John boy, you almost got that right. I'm not
a myth, I'm a mythster. I'm my mistake. You'll be
the first to know if I ever decide to do
that transition thing.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
So why will I be the first to know?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well, hell, I need some women's clothes and the triple
X T shirts a yearn to make good dreads.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Yeah, there's a mom. So what are you out and
about for today, Nerve?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Well, normally around this time of year, you know, being
sprang and all, I'd be getting my my mower blades
sharpened or the tractor tires replaced. You got a pretty
big place out there, right, Yeah, twenty StepN acres, all
open land that's got to be tough to mow. Yeah,
well you used to be until I got my secret
weapon neighbor kid to do the mowing. No, sir, goats
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goats goats nature is lawnmowar. They don't take guys their batteries.
You ain't got to feed them, and they don't make
a mesk. And it's a hoot watching them fire them
little button berries out of their hind end like a
goatling gun. How many you got butt berries or goat
the goats? Twenty seven one free chacre and brother man.
(14:39):
Let me tell you they get that job done well.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
But they do.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
So what made you decide to get goats?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Well, I've always liked to goat. You don't goat got personality.
I'll never forget my first goat. My buddy Carlisle Fincher
and me, we was coming home from the beach and
his mustang and we just had a big barbecue lunch
and Carlile's it toot tunnel was getting the workout, and
I was cussing him out right and left about the smell,
(15:04):
and right about then this this big old goat and
he stepped right into the road and Carlyle hid it.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Oh that's not good, that's what the goat said, And
I was upseting.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I got out of that car and I went over
to check on him, and it was just knocked out,
but he was still hurting pretty good. I told Carlyle,
I said, now you come and help me, and we're
gonna put that goat in the back seat and I'm
gonna take him hold with me. Carlyle says, well, what
about that terrible stinking smell in my car? And I said, well, hell,
if it means that much to you, I guess I
could reach back there and hold his nose for it.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
So yeah, yeah, sure did did Did you name it?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Billy Vanilly? They was popular back then. Alright, well listen,
I I'm gonna get head out for about to eat
with a snack. Gal, you gotta keep your bread buttered.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
So behave yourself, said John Boy.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Well listen, you keep your saddle old and your gun greased,
and holler if and you need.
Speaker 12 (16:01):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the rady,
you have more chance for you to win coming up
after your news wedther in sports.
Speaker 14 (16:08):
You come on me today, because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on The Big Show. Would you rather wake up where
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the horse's heading or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 8 (17:08):
Good morning?
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Moore's Wonderful Thing number one hundred and forty one hardback
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Hunting according to Ronic Couz Strickland Mansell autographed by yours
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right brand new Wonderful Things will number one hundred and
forty two. It is a challenge coin from the National
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Speaker 8 (18:04):
Tell you that that's a nice man to get a.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Real coin, up close picture of it and put it
on the website. We'll give it away one week from
right now.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
That start.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Go to the Big Show dot com good morning, got
the Big Show on the radio coming up. Last Round's
a wordy word for the week. We're playing for an
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at just twenty nine to nine to nine World long,
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link at the Big Show dot com. Hang on and
play for it in minutes. But first, you having a
birthday on this May ninth. Happy birthday, you're sharing one
with singer Billy Joel. Billy Joel is seventy six years
old today. Still one of the highlights of his life,
(19:00):
guessing is his wife. For a short time of Christy
Brinkley wrote a little song about it for him, Light Ahead.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
He goes, simper.
Speaker 15 (19:21):
Cool, Yankee dork growing up in New York.
Speaker 10 (19:24):
Not much to see.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
You wouldn't look twice at me, outcast in school, not
really very cool, but the move cruel faith, couldn't get
a date printed up, a pressed kid, made a.
Speaker 8 (19:36):
Record, had a hit Hollywood party life. That's where I
met my wife swimsup.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
Model of the Year calling Rover had a beer. Next thing.
You know she's missus Billy Joel. I'm married Christie Breakley.
I don't have to think it because I seen her naked.
I married Christie Brankley. I'm just an average joker, but I.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Can't poke her. People see her in the sweater.
Speaker 15 (20:02):
They all wonder how they get her.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Models are hard to please.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
They all like celebrities, anybody with the name since their
little parts of flame.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
I don't like to rubb inbody.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
I go again. I'm married Christie Briankly.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
She said Hella sailor, and I got to nail her.
Speaker 15 (20:21):
I marry Christie Brianky, and I don't mean baby.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
She just had my baby.
Speaker 15 (20:27):
I married Christie Breakley. I don't have to think it
because I see her naked. I married Christie Brakley. I'm
just an average joker, but I get to poke her.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I know this that, ah dear.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Let's play wordy word y'all for the world. Lawnmowers swag
pack one eight hundred.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
Big show.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
You told free Line, Well, get a couple contestants play next.
(21:22):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
running through your Friday May the Night married man with
a special Mother's Day feature track from The Big Show,
Big Box.
Speaker 8 (21:32):
A little feature before we get out of here. All right,
check that when you wonderful man. Yeah, I get it
up there at the Big Show dot Com click out
on air.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Contest wasn't if you can't get through, we'll call you
somebody you want to play.
Speaker 8 (21:46):
We'll make that happen to like right now, I had
everybody's head about the bed. Okay, a wordy word and
a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We got retired military buddies out of Florida Pensacola to
be exact.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Tony and Terry. Good morning, Tony, Good morning?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Good morning? Good morning Terry? All right, boys, appreciate you
for your service. Yes, thank you? What dead man? Did
you wait? Woman? Hold on, John? What baby navy? One?
Is navy? Jackie said, well, why won't I ask him?
(22:27):
Who whose navy?
Speaker 15 (22:30):
That would be?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Cherry?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
All right, Terry, what about Tony or Marine Corps?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Good deal? So did y'all know each other before? Goes
even different branches?
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Noways just happened to work at the same place at
the same time.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well, awesome, were good guys. All right, well, let's play
some worty word in the monks us. It'll be Tater
and Terry and John Boy and Tony. Okay, and we're
dealing with words that uh, that deal with travel. Y'all
get travel in your head. Okay, all right, so Terry,
you relax, Me and Tony will go for the first
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thirty seconds. All right, you're readit, Tony, let's do it
all right.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Start the clock. Now you depart, and then you blank
on time? Yes, uh huh. This is where you pick
up your suitcase at Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
You eat this.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
They serve blank on the flight. Just just plain on
what that's good blank?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yes uh huh uh you travel the blank another name
for the world travel the what No, it's another the
round thing that you study, yes, uh huh. All right,
good worry, Tony. I couldn't get that away, buddy, But
you put a four on the board.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
So now Tater and Terry for their round one.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
You ready, Terry, all right, and go go to an
all inclusive blank. No, no, no, it's a it's the hotel.
It pays for everything. It's got the all inclusive blank.
You do everything on property, yes, boy, all right. You
(24:17):
you go to the ocean and you lay your towel
out on the what Normandy was one? Yes, plural, more
than one, more than one?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Say it?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
He's a man beach.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yeah, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Let me say what it's just okay, one on the board,
Tony leading four to one. But here we go, Tony
in round two. We're picking up on that last one,
starting to clock. Now this is like in the behalf beaches.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yeah, all right, okay, you travel not at home, but
where are you I'm studying?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, uh huh okay, And this is what you have.
You have one of these a when you write it down? Okay,
Now you read one of these we're breaking it down.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
You read a what no, yeah, a book? Okay, now
make that plural like when you're another one. But I
(25:24):
did put a two on that floor, so that's a six. Okay,
Terry Tayler in read because I froze.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
All right, ready go a blank agent book, No, no,
a blank agent. It has to travel, so they're they're
a blank agent. They make your reservations, they make a
okay or or or or like when you're betting, you
might uh, this guy makes your bets for you.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
That's part of it.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
And all right, so now all right.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
So now a blank agent.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
It's like a hey, boys, hey, when you hold something,
you make.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
A booking was a tough one. Hello, man, Never have
that one again, okay, But Terry came up a little short.
Tony wins the Battle of the retired military buddies Marange over.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
The Nail had some complicated ones. Yeah, I know that
was terrible. Boys.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We appreciate you playing and listening. Man, We are honored
to have you in our audience. Tony and Terry, all right, boys,
hang on there, Jack can hook him up. Good morning
Big sos on the radio. Yes, some Big so is
on the way. I'm a better run out of word,
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so let's get to it. Requested bit Tim Hawthorn. Tim says,
can I get on the request to hear the story
about Bradshaw stomming someone from stealing the tag off John
Boys truck, one that involved the skillet.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Longtime listener for at least thirty years from Cleveland, Georgia,
grew up in Columbus home with Tim Wilson. That's a
classic one, Tim authorne you got it, buddy, coming up next?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Good morning, make Show's ONLO Radio.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Bid request time Tim Hognor, longtime listener, I the Columbus,
Georgia and now residing in Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Here go buddy, Hey raightsy'all look up here, buddy? How
are you getting?
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Our trip for Bristol? All mapped out there? But uh,
let's talk about your latest your latest action.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
You know we were talking about. Well first first, those.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Of you who haven't heard what happened Sunday afternoon at
a Walmart. Bradshaw goes over to Walmart. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
go ahead, so.
Speaker 17 (28:08):
Many times you can do the condensed version.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
He that Walmart, Andy Man down family.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It was really pretty quick. I came out of Walmart.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
I wouldn't bought a about a nine dollars ninety nine
cent skillet, and uh walked out of your truck and
there's a guy taking the license tag off the front,
and uh, I was very nice.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I said, you know what are you doing? And so
I know John Boy.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
I said, well, yeah, you and a million other people,
and uh, he'd want me to have this license plate.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
So well, so he had a good story.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You don't know him really because he didn't share stuff
that so.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
So that was a tippall right.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I thought you'd give him anything, but uh no, he uh,
and I said, just put it back on, you know,
let me go away.
Speaker 16 (28:55):
I mean I'm standing there in shorts, uh flip flops
my left arms like it's broken.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I can't even live it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And uh.
Speaker 16 (29:01):
He continues unscrewing the tag and then throws it on
the ground and says, you want to put back on there?
In so many words, Uh, put it back on there yourself.
This guy's about five ten hundred eighty five pounds. He
wouldn't but just he's got on work boots. I got
on flip flops. He's got two arms.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I got one.
Speaker 16 (29:16):
I'm really not in any pain. I'm just want to
go get some country hands. Let's get some going on
the cook, you know, right, And he stands up.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I mean just hot. He was hot about the license
thing and hot in the match.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
So eyes happen to have that skillet in the bag
and I just slapped him upside of the.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Head with it.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Now, did you take it out of the bag or
you just snapaging off?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I left in the bag and the back kind of
stuck to the side of the station.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
I was trying to gags, but uh, I'm glad I
didn't go in and buy a pillar or something.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
He'd probably beat the crack.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Yeah, really.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Left me laying out of the license plate.
Speaker 16 (29:48):
You Oh, I tell you people ant more take anything that.
I just feel like it's there, right, I guess.
Speaker 12 (29:54):
And then what's happening. The security guards out of Walmart
are out in the parking lot, so they see him
when he stands up up. Yeah, they've been.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Looking for him.
Speaker 16 (30:01):
He was down taking Johnny's tags off and uh he
I guess had taken some stuff out of one of
the local stores on if it his.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Walmart or not, but in the chain mall that you're
in there.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
And john boy want me to have these auto parts?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, he had it going on now, I mean he
had a bunch of free stuff. He'd got his car
and left. He'd probably been fired, but that license plate got.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
So so they think them all they get it for
shop lifting. There you go and say that's what we
were talking about this last night about. I say, no,
that's the thing most of you when you leave, you know,
if you ever said.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Oh I wish I had done something, you know, I
wish I done See rash all just does it. I
mean it's it's like it's like September eleventh in Vegas.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
When he's there, the guys descreat the American flag, you know,
old tickie off.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
But rash All runs across six lanes of traffic, tackles
of guys and gets a flat, you know, And it's
like that too.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I was there in the farming lot.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
But but but you say it was just you. You
just didn't want to get skinned up.
Speaker 16 (30:55):
I really didn't. I mean, because I figured this guy
got underneath me. I was in deep trouble and I
got one arm and I didn't want him touch this
one because it hurts so bad.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
And I thought, well, plus, look at what he was
trying to steal.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
I mean, you could certainly get another one.
Speaker 16 (31:06):
You know, if he'd been nice, I'll give it to him.
And suffered a wrath when he got back. You broke
up the dealership. Sunday, he picked one up, put it
back on her.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Here and there.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Yeah, where's my friend?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
You get that?
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Damn oh boy?
Speaker 16 (31:20):
That day is one of the few times I think
that I've ever been in a situation where you, you know,
you're not sure what's gonna happen, and you and you just.
I mean, I've just never been in that situation before.
I'm glad I him going and buy a pillow or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I've been big.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Like I said, it's in urban legend instincts.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Almost flurts for the nineteen ninety nine and the the big,
big heavy skill. If I'd hit him with that, he'd
been out of here.
Speaker 17 (31:44):
It's it's like Batman on his day off. I'm gonna
get a Skillett, I think, Alfred, I'll take the Batman
by myself.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
No, No, I don't need the costume. I'm I just
wanted to trowby.
Speaker 17 (31:56):
Right back some pot lick or trying to take the
Wayne Foundation life played out in front of.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The back of it. The guy says, this is John
Boy's car. Is hard to say.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
No, he's got a dealer tag on it, John Boyd
Chevrolet on the back and John Boyd licens played on
cases of beef jerky beat Jerky about forty hats in
the back of John Boyle and you know you're right down.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Road, people blowing the horn, a waving at you or something.
It's like a parade really takes some stuff off.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
Let's let's be a little bit incognito here, way too
much pressure me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
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Me up a couple of hours up. We're getting ready
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on a Saturday big show, first thing in the morning.
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Get you.
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We will go with I got that baby now.
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Mother's Day album, keywords three way at the big box
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What you get.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
My readmind, my readmand drive surrounding on minivan god, a
wife and some kids, his whole lights on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my read mind.
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Housey feel listen, dude, the spark guys really screwed. Hanging
on by a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
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Hay.
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There there goes my read.
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Got a big gas.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Grew buys his clothes at the gap and he's just
about hanging on.
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Followed this car married man, man, red man, friendly.
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Neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I go in, has no sing life.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
I'll let him do what the she says. It's how
about time he grew where there's a screw. Look you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college buddy.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Oh? So hanging?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh fine?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Let's see here fuses friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Life since you had to get tampons.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Huh, yeah, we're arthles anywhere, right over.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
There between the cat food and the disposable diapers. Hey,
married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I wish you.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
Wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid it'll accidentally slip
out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey, I'm there now. Yes, Yes,
they have them. No, I don't see the super MAXI
just the regular Max. No, I don't think these have
the wings. Yes, I know we're supposed to make them
(35:25):
her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes, I'll be right there,
no problem. No, I don't remember if she said she
wanted to go to the Chinese place or the Mexican place. Hold,
that's okay, we could, Yes, I'll hold.
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
We just got that three way calling feature on our phone.
She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, y Yes,
I'm still here. Okay, she's putting her on Hello Hello,
mother Fletcher. I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
How are you you? Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey, I can
hear her. Fine.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
What well?
Speaker 9 (36:10):
Actually, mother Fletcher, the the Chinese and the Mexican are
both really in the same price for it? No, off hand,
I don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to see the Mexican
sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
(36:34):
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it will break the connection. Let's let's
give it. Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yes, honey, I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Going to the check out right now.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
I'll be home in five minutes. What's that, mother Fletcher. Yes,
I'm right right beside the candy cover one of those
Lisa's peanut butter eggs. I believe they only sew.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Those at Easter.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Mother Fletcher, Well, yes, I guess there could be one
or two left over. All right, I'll chuck on it
for you, could you too? Hold on for just a second, Hey,
college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now,
Go out, get it, bring it in, and then shoot me.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, married man?
Speaker 8 (37:28):
Finally, snap?
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Will there be any more peanut butter eggs?
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Will the cluck speak English? Tune in again?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Next time we will hear the little woman say, Mother
Fletcher say, and married man say mmmm?
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Same as th jam.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
You know you really ought to clean this thing more often?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Mos spake that.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
Tightening adventure coming your way, same married time, same married channel.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
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I've been having a very bad day.
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Okay, I don't.
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Need I'm just.
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Workdayday back. Don't you just just.
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She's got.
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Yeah?
Speaker 9 (01:48):
Okayuday, what.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Work work?
Speaker 10 (01:55):
What? What? What? What what are we gonna do? Man?
Speaker 8 (01:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Have a life.
Speaker 8 (02:01):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you love for fun?
Speaker 11 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (02:05):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
We don't have fun.
Speaker 9 (02:07):
We just we just work. Here's here's the fun, right
work work, work, work, work work work work. Well, I
realized my father makes a lot of money, but you
see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (02:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Go looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
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Pal It's a brave man.
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I can kick party all there is and taste do
a cool bud off far.
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Oh no I am today, I'm having cat page.
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Work work what what what?
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What?
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What's what's work?
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I work.
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Students?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Alright, now we've ben to jump in here and play
with our blonde.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
Let's get a contestant at one eight hundred Big Show.
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Speaker 1 (04:24):
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and told you Mama Day Sunday and I feature track
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Speaker 8 (04:37):
What that's all about? That the Big Box? When you
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out of season tomorrow. Don't worry, We'll be honest. Now,
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let's plain beating the blad. Let's meet our contestant. It's
Kenny from Saint Paul's, North Carolina. Good morning, Kenny, Come on,
old buddy, welcome Now, man's going awesome. Glad you're in
here with us. Kenny, we'll ask Tatter some questions. You
agree or disagree with it? Get two bells before two buzzers,
(05:25):
you'll win.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Hey, Kenny a going, I'm good, I'm good. Who was
that cartman?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, Kenny, you want to answer all the questions like,
oh boy, it's all about Kenny right here.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Let's see what we can do here. Okay, Tater, where
might you find an agglate at aglabama? I got you
got you got you got it? Ag litlabma ah. You
would find that on a jump rope, John Bully, A
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jump rope is where you'll find an ag lit Kenny,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
I disagree and that was the thing to do.
Speaker 8 (06:18):
Yes, you find it. You know where it is, Kenny.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Is that little plastic thing at the end of your shoelaces.
We learned that many years ago when John Bloche.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
It's one of the first trivia questions we ever covered
in Down. Okay, all right, did you learning something play?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
He just disagreed to be confrontational.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
It was the right thing to do. Get one more
bail can anyway? All right, Tater, by the time you
turn forty, we're not going to ask if you've hit
that you good for you?
Speaker 13 (06:57):
Well, if you are in the average, you will have
had eight eight what uh eight court appointed attorneys.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
And don't ask. By the time he turned forty, that
would be you eight jobs.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You have had eight jobs if you're in the average
at forty years old.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Kenny, agree or disagree? I agree? And that was the day. Yes,
eight jobs? Key, all right, all right, all right, body
we go long Tiger's prize pack. Well, gidet tell you
(07:43):
get it. I'm gonna put your own home for Jackie,
thank you?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
All all right?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Boy Ken he trying to move it on. Yeah, yeah,
I know, adding up. Everybody's been adding up. By by
the time you're forty, eight jobs closed me. Oh yeah,
he was, okay, okay, all right, I was in an
old business, movie business, that was all right, Rhal service station,
Graham Cinema, uh three was b A G first one
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and t O B R.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
J Z uh.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
B c y R seven so close. Man, Man, didn't
you have one of them twice?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Didn't you go to?
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Can you count that? Because I got fired? Hired me
the third time, fired me twice. Absolutely, I knew I
could do it.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
Ye're so proud. Didn't get fired from pumping gas or
running a movie projector. But you should have.
Speaker 12 (09:22):
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the South's number one export.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Man.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Hello, ass heart all my life.
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I want to fight about.
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It, John boyd Belly, heare hot?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Man. You tell me, man, can you get ready for
to have a shirt made for me?
Speaker 8 (09:51):
Well? What we'll try? What what you wanted to say?
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I wanted to say. If I'd have known here is
gonna turn out like this, I'd to quit less than
to him in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Well how's he going, buddy? No, that's what's the matter.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
The prodigal has returned.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
Oh, Delbert's daddy's moved back here with y'all.
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yeah, and the messus has split again, and it looks
like this time it's permanent.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Oh I thought they got back together, Well they're dead.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
But didn't last she's been running around on him again.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh man.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Last time he got her to admit it.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
He come home one afternoon and said, honey, me and
the boys at work was talking. We think that new
ups delivery man has slept with every woman on our
street but won. And she said, you know, I bet
it's that snotty missus Johnson.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
That was the last straw. Yeah, wife moving back into man.
Oh man, wife number six, Yeah, said.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
He's tired of getting married. I guess time he's just
gonna find a woman he don't like and buy our house.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Yeah, what's debt up to?
Speaker 6 (10:57):
All? Friend hasn't asked him to watch his cat while
he was out of town. He's been cat sitting all.
We called the check in. Yes, he says, Devor, how's
my cat? And Dever says, well, the cat got run
over by a car and she died. Oh fellow in
all the pieces, and he got mad. He said, you
durned full, aren't you not? You don't just burt something
my cat out all once you got a prepare man
(11:20):
for a piece of bad news like that. When I
say how's my cat, First you say, well, she's climbed
up on the roof and we can't get her down.
And then when I call the next day and say
how's the cat, you say, well, we got the fire
department to come get her down, but she got scared
and run out in the road and got hit by
a car. Now they took her to the vet. We
(11:41):
think she's gonna be all right. And then the next
day when I call, I say how's the cat, And
you're supposed to say something like, well, she took a
sudden turn for the worst last night and she died.
I'm real sorry. Say that way, I'd be mentally ready
for the bad news. Yeah, yeah, anyway, you go over
and look in on Grandma like I asked you to.
Never said says yeah, he says lil Is. She never says, well,
(12:03):
she's climbed upon the roof and we can't get it.
Speaker 11 (12:09):
That was that was.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
Oh he's a quick learner right here, and Henry Kissinger's
got to run to the grocery store. Got another mouth
to feed.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Now, you know?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
On Yeah, well you tell him, I said, you know
what you mean? Y'all came straight up her.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
Jaun Boy and Billy do not go in there. Whoa
good morning, yell dumb right, good morning. That's a big
(13:15):
show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, our oldest fan is around there somewhere is first
stops always at free coffing and cozying up to the
snack girl.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So hell here he is.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now, Welcome back to the big show. The man, the myth,
the legend, Nerve o Tea Wheeler.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Hey, John boy, you almost got that right. I'm not
a myth, I'm a mythster. I'm my mistake. You'll be
the first to know if I ever decide to do
that transition thing.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
So why will I be the first to know?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Well, hell, I need some women's clothes and the triple
X T shirts a yearn to make good dreads.
Speaker 8 (13:50):
Yeah, there's a mom. So what are you out and
about for today, Nerve?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Well, normally around this time of year, you know, being
sprang and all, I'd be getting my my mower blades
sharpened or the tractor tires replaced. You got a pretty
big place out there, right, Yeah, twenty StepN acres, all
open land that's got to be tough to mow. Yeah,
well you used to be until I got my secret
weapon neighbor kid to do the mowing. No, sir, goats
(14:18):
goats goats nature is lawnmowar. They don't take guys their batteries.
You ain't got to feed them, and they don't make
a mesk. And it's a hoot watching them fire them
little button berries out of their hind end like a
goatling gun. How many you got butt berries or goat
the goats? Twenty seven one free chacre and brother man.
(14:39):
Let me tell you they get that job done well.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
But they do.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
So what made you decide to get goats?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Well, I've always liked to goat. You don't goat got personality.
I'll never forget my first goat. My buddy Carlisle Fincher
and me, we was coming home from the beach and
his mustang and we just had a big barbecue lunch
and Carlile's it toot tunnel was getting the workout, and
I was cussing him out right and left about the smell,
(15:04):
and right about then this this big old goat and
he stepped right into the road and Carlyle hid it.
Speaker 8 (15:09):
Oh that's not good, that's what the goat said, And
I was upseting.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I got out of that car and I went over
to check on him, and it was just knocked out,
but he was still hurting pretty good. I told Carlyle,
I said, now you come and help me, and we're
gonna put that goat in the back seat and I'm
gonna take him hold with me. Carlyle says, well, what
about that terrible stinking smell in my car? And I said, well, hell,
if it means that much to you, I guess I
could reach back there and hold his nose for it.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
So yeah, yeah, sure did did Did you name it?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Billy Vanilly? They was popular back then. Alright, well listen,
I I'm gonna get head out for about to eat
with a snack. Gal, you gotta keep your bread buttered.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
So behave yourself, said John Boy.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Well listen, you keep your saddle old and your gun greased,
and holler if and you need.
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Good morning, and you got the big show on the rady,
you have more chance for you to win coming up
after your news wedther in sports.
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You come on me today, because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe I'll ask
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guessing is his wife. For a short time of Christy
Brinkley wrote a little song about it for him, Light Ahead.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
He goes, simper.
Speaker 15 (19:21):
Cool, Yankee dork growing up in New York.
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Not much to see.
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Speaker 8 (19:36):
Record, had a hit Hollywood party life. That's where I
met my wife swimsup.
Speaker 15 (19:41):
Model of the Year calling Rover had a beer. Next thing.
You know she's missus Billy Joel. I'm married Christie Breakley.
I don't have to think it because I seen her naked.
I married Christie Brankley. I'm just an average joker, but I.
Speaker 8 (19:59):
Can't poke her. People see her in the sweater.
Speaker 15 (20:02):
They all wonder how they get her.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Models are hard to please.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
They all like celebrities, anybody with the name since their
little parts of flame.
Speaker 8 (20:11):
I don't like to rubb inbody.
Speaker 15 (20:13):
I go again. I'm married Christie Briankly.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
She said Hella sailor, and I got to nail her.
Speaker 15 (20:21):
I marry Christie Brianky, and I don't mean baby.
Speaker 9 (20:25):
She just had my baby.
Speaker 15 (20:27):
I married Christie Breakley. I don't have to think it
because I see her naked. I married Christie Brakley. I'm
just an average joker, but I get to poke her.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I know this that, ah dear.
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(21:22):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio. We're
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Speaker 8 (21:32):
A little feature before we get out of here. All right,
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Speaker 8 (21:46):
We'll make that happen to like right now, I had
everybody's head about the bed. Okay, a wordy word and
a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
We got retired military buddies out of Florida Pensacola to
be exact.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Tony and Terry. Good morning, Tony, Good morning?
Speaker 6 (22:05):
How are you?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Good morning? Good morning Terry? All right, boys, appreciate you
for your service. Yes, thank you? What dead man? Did
you wait? Woman? Hold on, John? What baby navy? One?
Is navy? Jackie said, well, why won't I ask him?
(22:27):
Who whose navy?
Speaker 15 (22:30):
That would be?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Cherry?
Speaker 8 (22:31):
All right, Terry, what about Tony or Marine Corps?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Good deal? So did y'all know each other before? Goes
even different branches?
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Noways just happened to work at the same place at
the same time.
Speaker 8 (22:47):
All right?
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Well, awesome, were good guys. All right, well, let's play
some worty word in the monks us. It'll be Tater
and Terry and John Boy and Tony. Okay, and we're
dealing with words that uh, that deal with travel. Y'all
get travel in your head. Okay, all right, so Terry,
you relax, Me and Tony will go for the first
(23:08):
thirty seconds. All right, you're readit, Tony, let's do it
all right.
Speaker 8 (23:14):
Start the clock. Now you depart, and then you blank
on time? Yes, uh huh. This is where you pick
up your suitcase at Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
You eat this.
Speaker 8 (23:27):
They serve blank on the flight. Just just plain on
what that's good blank?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yes uh huh uh you travel the blank another name
for the world travel the what No, it's another the
round thing that you study, yes, uh huh. All right,
good worry, Tony. I couldn't get that away, buddy, But
you put a four on the board.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
So now Tater and Terry for their round one.
Speaker 10 (23:54):
You ready, Terry, all right, and go go to an
all inclusive blank. No, no, no, it's a it's the hotel.
It pays for everything. It's got the all inclusive blank.
You do everything on property, yes, boy, all right. You
(24:17):
you go to the ocean and you lay your towel
out on the what Normandy was one? Yes, plural, more
than one, more than one?
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Say it?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
He's a man beach.
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yeah, okay, got it?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Let me say what it's just okay, one on the board,
Tony leading four to one. But here we go, Tony
in round two. We're picking up on that last one,
starting to clock. Now this is like in the behalf beaches.
Speaker 8 (24:47):
Yeah, all right, okay, you travel not at home, but
where are you I'm studying?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yes, uh huh okay, And this is what you have.
You have one of these a when you write it down? Okay,
Now you read one of these we're breaking it down.
Speaker 8 (25:03):
You read a what no, yeah, a book? Okay, now
make that plural like when you're another one. But I
(25:24):
did put a two on that floor, so that's a six. Okay,
Terry Tayler in read because I froze.
Speaker 10 (25:32):
All right, ready go a blank agent book, No, no,
a blank agent. It has to travel, so they're they're
a blank agent. They make your reservations, they make a
okay or or or or like when you're betting, you
might uh, this guy makes your bets for you.
Speaker 8 (25:51):
That's part of it.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
And all right, so now all right.
Speaker 10 (25:57):
So now a blank agent.
Speaker 8 (26:00):
It's like a hey, boys, hey, when you hold something,
you make.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
A booking was a tough one. Hello, man, Never have
that one again, okay, But Terry came up a little short.
Tony wins the Battle of the retired military buddies Marange over.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
The Nail had some complicated ones. Yeah, I know that
was terrible. Boys.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
We appreciate you playing and listening. Man, We are honored
to have you in our audience. Tony and Terry, all right, boys,
hang on there, Jack can hook him up. Good morning
Big sos on the radio. Yes, some Big so is
on the way. I'm a better run out of word,
(26:47):
so let's get to it. Requested bit Tim Hawthorn. Tim says,
can I get on the request to hear the story
about Bradshaw stomming someone from stealing the tag off John
Boys truck, one that involved the skillet.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Love you.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Longtime listener for at least thirty years from Cleveland, Georgia,
grew up in Columbus home with Tim Wilson. That's a
classic one, Tim authorne you got it, buddy, coming up next?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Good morning, make Show's ONLO Radio.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Bid request time Tim Hognor, longtime listener, I the Columbus,
Georgia and now residing in Cleveland.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Here go buddy, Hey raightsy'all look up here, buddy? How
are you getting?
Speaker 12 (27:51):
Our trip for Bristol? All mapped out there? But uh,
let's talk about your latest your latest action.
Speaker 8 (27:58):
You know we were talking about. Well first first, those.
Speaker 12 (28:00):
Of you who haven't heard what happened Sunday afternoon at
a Walmart. Bradshaw goes over to Walmart. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
go ahead, so.
Speaker 17 (28:08):
Many times you can do the condensed version.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
He that Walmart, Andy Man down family.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
It was really pretty quick. I came out of Walmart.
Speaker 16 (28:17):
I wouldn't bought a about a nine dollars ninety nine
cent skillet, and uh walked out of your truck and
there's a guy taking the license tag off the front,
and uh, I was very nice.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I said, you know what are you doing? And so
I know John Boy.
Speaker 16 (28:30):
I said, well, yeah, you and a million other people,
and uh, he'd want me to have this license plate.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
So well, so he had a good story.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You don't know him really because he didn't share stuff
that so.
Speaker 8 (28:44):
So that was a tippall right.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
I thought you'd give him anything, but uh no, he uh,
and I said, just put it back on, you know,
let me go away.
Speaker 16 (28:55):
I mean I'm standing there in shorts, uh flip flops
my left arms like it's broken.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
I can't even live it.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And uh.
Speaker 16 (29:01):
He continues unscrewing the tag and then throws it on
the ground and says, you want to put back on there?
In so many words, Uh, put it back on there yourself.
This guy's about five ten hundred eighty five pounds. He
wouldn't but just he's got on work boots. I got
on flip flops. He's got two arms.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I got one.
Speaker 16 (29:16):
I'm really not in any pain. I'm just want to
go get some country hands. Let's get some going on
the cook, you know, right, And he stands up.
Speaker 4 (29:22):
I mean just hot. He was hot about the license
thing and hot in the match.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
So eyes happen to have that skillet in the bag
and I just slapped him upside of the.
Speaker 10 (29:29):
Head with it.
Speaker 8 (29:31):
Now, did you take it out of the bag or
you just snapaging off?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I left in the bag and the back kind of
stuck to the side of the station.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
I was trying to gags, but uh, I'm glad I
didn't go in and buy a pillar or something.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
He'd probably beat the crack.
Speaker 9 (29:44):
Yeah, really.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Left me laying out of the license plate.
Speaker 16 (29:48):
You Oh, I tell you people ant more take anything that.
I just feel like it's there, right, I guess.
Speaker 12 (29:54):
And then what's happening. The security guards out of Walmart
are out in the parking lot, so they see him
when he stands up up. Yeah, they've been.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Looking for him.
Speaker 16 (30:01):
He was down taking Johnny's tags off and uh he
I guess had taken some stuff out of one of
the local stores on if it his.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Walmart or not, but in the chain mall that you're
in there.
Speaker 9 (30:10):
And john boy want me to have these auto parts?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Yeah, he had it going on now, I mean he
had a bunch of free stuff. He'd got his car
and left. He'd probably been fired, but that license plate got.
Speaker 12 (30:21):
So so they think them all they get it for
shop lifting. There you go and say that's what we
were talking about this last night about. I say, no,
that's the thing most of you when you leave, you know,
if you ever said.
Speaker 8 (30:31):
Oh I wish I had done something, you know, I
wish I done See rash all just does it. I
mean it's it's like it's like September eleventh in Vegas.
Speaker 12 (30:37):
When he's there, the guys descreat the American flag, you know,
old tickie off.
Speaker 8 (30:40):
But rash All runs across six lanes of traffic, tackles
of guys and gets a flat, you know, And it's
like that too.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I was there in the farming lot.
Speaker 10 (30:51):
You know.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
But but but you say it was just you. You
just didn't want to get skinned up.
Speaker 16 (30:55):
I really didn't. I mean, because I figured this guy
got underneath me. I was in deep trouble and I
got one arm and I didn't want him touch this
one because it hurts so bad.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
And I thought, well, plus, look at what he was
trying to steal.
Speaker 8 (31:04):
I mean, you could certainly get another one.
Speaker 16 (31:06):
You know, if he'd been nice, I'll give it to him.
And suffered a wrath when he got back. You broke
up the dealership. Sunday, he picked one up, put it
back on her.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Here and there.
Speaker 8 (31:15):
Yeah, where's my friend?
Speaker 6 (31:17):
You get that?
Speaker 8 (31:18):
Damn oh boy?
Speaker 16 (31:20):
That day is one of the few times I think
that I've ever been in a situation where you, you know,
you're not sure what's gonna happen, and you and you just.
I mean, I've just never been in that situation before.
I'm glad I him going and buy a pillow or
something like that.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I've been big.
Speaker 8 (31:34):
Like I said, it's in urban legend instincts.
Speaker 16 (31:38):
Almost flurts for the nineteen ninety nine and the the big,
big heavy skill. If I'd hit him with that, he'd
been out of here.
Speaker 17 (31:44):
It's it's like Batman on his day off. I'm gonna
get a Skillett, I think, Alfred, I'll take the Batman
by myself.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
No, No, I don't need the costume. I'm I just
wanted to trowby.
Speaker 17 (31:56):
Right back some pot lick or trying to take the
Wayne Foundation life played out in front of.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
The back of it. The guy says, this is John
Boy's car. Is hard to say.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
No, he's got a dealer tag on it, John Boyd
Chevrolet on the back and John Boyd licens played on
cases of beef jerky beat Jerky about forty hats in
the back of John Boyle and you know you're right down.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
Road, people blowing the horn, a waving at you or something.
It's like a parade really takes some stuff off.
Speaker 16 (32:23):
Let's let's be a little bit incognito here, way too
much pressure me.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
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(32:54):
shows on AL Radio.
Speaker 8 (32:56):
You momentus he missed any of it?
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Catches up the John Boy Miller Lake Riser's podcast.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Me up a couple of hours up. We're getting ready
to end this broadcast. Here I go, Tayler, wake up
on a Saturday big show, first thing in the morning.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Get you.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
We will go with I got that baby now.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Mother's Day album, keywords three way at the big box
at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 9 (33:25):
What you get.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
My readmind, my readmand drive surrounding on minivan god, a
wife and some kids, his whole lights on the skids. Hey,
there goes to my read mind.
Speaker 11 (33:47):
Housey feel listen, dude, the spark guys really screwed. Hanging
on by a bread cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Hay.
Speaker 8 (33:57):
There there goes my read.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
Got a big gas.
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Grew buys his clothes at the gap and he's just
about hanging on.
Speaker 8 (34:09):
Followed this car married man, man, red man, friendly.
Speaker 11 (34:14):
Neighborhood, married man.
Speaker 8 (34:15):
I go in, has no sing life.
Speaker 11 (34:18):
I'll let him do what the she says. It's how
about time he grew where there's a screw. Look you'll
find the married man.
Speaker 9 (34:29):
As our story opens, married man is making a stop
at his friendly neighborhood convenience stall when he runs into
his old pal college buddy.
Speaker 8 (34:36):
Hey, married man, how's it hanging?
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Oh? So hanging?
Speaker 8 (34:39):
I mean, how's it going?
Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh fine?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
He didn't expect to see you out running around on
Mother's Day Sunday.
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Oh, just picking up a few things.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Let's see here fuses friction tape or chapstick.
Speaker 8 (34:52):
Life since you had to get tampons.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Huh, yeah, we're arthles anywhere, right over.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
There between the cat food and the disposable diapers. Hey,
married man, isn't that the shrew phone?
Speaker 4 (35:02):
I wish you.
Speaker 9 (35:03):
Wouldn't keep calling it that. I'm afraid it'll accidentally slip
out sometime. Excuse me, Hello, Yes, honey, I'm there now. Yes, Yes,
they have them. No, I don't see the super MAXI
just the regular Max. No, I don't think these have
the wings. Yes, I know we're supposed to make them
(35:25):
her mother in fifteen minutes. Yes, I'll be right there,
no problem. No, I don't remember if she said she
wanted to go to the Chinese place or the Mexican place. Hold,
that's okay, we could, Yes, I'll hold.
Speaker 8 (35:40):
Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
We just got that three way calling feature on our phone.
She's getting her mother on the phone. Hello, y Yes,
I'm still here. Okay, she's putting her on Hello Hello,
mother Fletcher. I'm fine.
Speaker 6 (35:59):
How are you you? Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 9 (36:03):
Well, try not to scratch it. Yes, honey, I can
hear her. Fine.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
What well?
Speaker 9 (36:10):
Actually, mother Fletcher, the the Chinese and the Mexican are
both really in the same price for it? No, off hand,
I don't know if they use MSG at the Chinese place. Yes,
I know it makes you go to see the Mexican
sometimes gives you gas. No, I wouldn't want that either. Yes,
(36:34):
it is kind of a difficult choice. Listen, I'm on
the shoe, I mean the mobile phone right now. Let
me hang up and YouTube can talk it over. No,
I don't think it will break the connection. Let's let's
give it. Let's just give it a try.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
How would that be yet?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yes, honey, I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Going to the check out right now.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
I'll be home in five minutes. What's that, mother Fletcher. Yes,
I'm right right beside the candy cover one of those
Lisa's peanut butter eggs. I believe they only sew.
Speaker 8 (37:05):
Those at Easter.
Speaker 9 (37:06):
Mother Fletcher, Well, yes, I guess there could be one
or two left over. All right, I'll chuck on it
for you, could you too? Hold on for just a second, Hey,
college buddy, Yeah, do you want a gun?
Speaker 8 (37:19):
Sure? In fact, I got it in the truck right now,
Go out, get it, bring it in, and then shoot me.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, married man?
Speaker 8 (37:28):
Finally, snap?
Speaker 9 (37:29):
Will there be any more peanut butter eggs?
Speaker 8 (37:31):
Will the cluck speak English? Tune in again?
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Next time we will hear the little woman say, Mother
Fletcher say, and married man say mmmm?
Speaker 8 (37:43):
Same as th jam.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
You know you really ought to clean this thing more often?
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Mos spake that.
Speaker 9 (37:47):
Tightening adventure coming your way, same married time, same married channel.
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