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It is Monday morning, October the seventh, twenty twenty four,
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Here on the Big Show is celebrating a birthday.
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And it's over.
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Dum on the golf course because it was on this
date in nineteen sixty five, while playing around the golf
in Omaha, Nebraska, a fifty mile an hour Gusta wind
carried one hundred and sixty five pound Robert Matira's t
shot four hundred forty seven yards to score the world's
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longest straight hole in one. Wow, everybody has ever played golf.
He's just kind of dream of something like that happening.
So wait to go, Robert, Little old Robert got a
hold to one four hundred and forty seven yards.
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Is in a hole, inside the hole.
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All right, okay, okay, bears, all right, all right, okay.
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Thank you, John Well, thank you very much, mars.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I I was looking at three days in History where
we got on categories. Eighteen oh six, inventor Ralph Wedgewood
received a patent for carbon paper. I thought would be
a good idea to help out a list in first game.
You know, It's like when I get the Dayton History,
you like and tell us what the category would be
from this Dayton History.
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Oh, because I think you're just.
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Doing great work here, and I think we need to
spotlight it a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
So what I'm hearing you say is I'm making the
I'm like, I'm making them have nothing to do with
the dates in history. So therefore you'd like me to
mention it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
No, Ip, You're doing a great job, okay, tying them in.
That's That's what I'm saying. Is I want you to
do it so they are to be thinking about it.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Okay, Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
So inventor Ralph Wedgewood got a patent for carbon paper.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
He did so, so I thought, maybe we should ask
you to name three kinds of paper.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, good deal.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Nineteen fifty one, the first hotel to use foam rubber
mattresses opened in Fort Worth.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Lucky, so maybe you could name us three things you
see in a hotel?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Right, do you know what kind of mats, stretches, massts
things they used before?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Probably at cardboard cardboard, No, I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
They used to hang like a hammock deal. Oh, like
a murphy backed up maybe? So that was that was
fort Worth.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Now we say, in the fort Worth of the stockyards
where Bonnie and Clyde had a shootout when they escaped.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
On time from that, you did have some holes in
the wall. So could we do never mind if you
want to change it the hotel, my friend. And finally
sixty five not to do these five?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You could do these the day before if you'd like
to anyway.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, no, I got nothing going on all right.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
So while playing a round of golf in Amaha, Nebraska,
this is what we talked about earlier. Fifty mile an
hour gusta wind carried Robert Mattia's t shot four hundred
and forty seven yards. It was the world's longest straight
hole in one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
See how I tieden your theme for the day into.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
The Oh that is great work there, you So how
about you tell us three things you see on a
golf course?
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Good work? Baby, there you go. We read to get
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Waking up on Monday morning, October seventh.
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Shots Who may they are? Michael?
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Paper, my bike, my bike, ba, I'm Michael now. Three
things in a hotel ready.
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To go, a bed, a TV in front, disc and
for the win. Three things you see on the golf
of course, ready to go.
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A golf cart, a golf ball, a golf club.
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This is swerving as done by Robert Keane. Is being
lying in a big cho studio.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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As I Trevor Don left Surbud, things.
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Ain't going min way because there's always someone swirming in
my life.
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To keep swerving in my line, and it's causing lots
of thannger.
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I'm a honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fine,
keep switching.
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On my bride lights.
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Just too dim to.
Speaker 11 (10:20):
When you're swerving all lives Pie Way, you're running someone.
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Off the ride.
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The day, Joe Way, I thought I never.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Never could love another.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
How else could I feed?
Speaker 10 (10:44):
But now and you run into me, I can't believe
I could not see her.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I'll take up the ones at the waiting to keep
swimming in my life.
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This causing lots of babes.
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I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty.
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Now when you're swerving.
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All lights HOI by.
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You're running someone off the road.
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Driving a big show.
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Good Monday morning, October the seventh Big Shows on the
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Heaven
or Bust. As our story opens, longshoreman Frank Feesley has
awoken to find himself at Heaven's gate.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Hello, mister Feesley, I know you must be feeling out
of swords, but just relax and we'll get your processed
and checked it.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Huh where am I?
Speaker 14 (12:37):
How?
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Take take it easy, mister Feley. You're in heaven. Well,
you're almost in heaven. I just need to ask you
a few questions about your record.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
My wife, Hey, I thought Saint Peter was a man.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Calm down, Frank, I'm with h R. We need to
complete some paperwork before I can take you on up
to see Saint Peter.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Okay, so what do you need to know?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well, I've been looking over your life records and I'm
not finding a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Not finding a lot of what a lot of anything?
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I mean, your whole life looks like a groundhog Day movie,
all right? Every day is the same up at five am,
drive to the shipyard, clock in at six am, clock
out at three pm.
Speaker 8 (13:21):
And then to drive back home.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
H That sounds like me.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
No kids, not on one, never married, that's right, no friends.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
None to speak of.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Look, I'm a I mean, I was a crane operator
at the docks. I spent nearly all of my days
alone forty feet up inside the cab.
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Not much of a chance to meet and move around.
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People, I see. So here's the problem. To be honest,
you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. Okay,
so we're really not sure what to do with you.
Can you tell us anything that can help us make
a decision.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Let me thank a second.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh yeah, one time I was headed into work and
I saw this young, skinny dude getting bullied by six
or seven thugs for trying to cross a picket line.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Okay, this sounds promising.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
What did you do?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Well? I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking one
of them, punched him right square in the face. Then
I told him and his gang if they didn't stop
bullying this guy, they would have to deal with me.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Hmmm, well that is certainly something. Give me a minute.
I can't imagine how we missed noting this in your
record book. So when did this happen?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
About five minutes ago?
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse just
half as much as Jackie did.
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Oh, marry Jesus and Joseph Juniga again.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Next time, when we'll have Saint Peters say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Jackie and you listening, Hi a pal, You are listening
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Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
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Hello, good morning. That's a big Shaw on the radio.
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October the seventh, Monday morning. Here man, look at it.
This It was on this date in nineteen seventy five.
You won't say how things have changed. John Lennon of
the Beatles won his fight with the US Immigration Service
when the New York State Supreme Court overturned in order
to deport him. They were going to deport Lenon. He
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was given permanent resident status a year later. Oh so
now back then it looks like we were a little
tougher on immigrants. Yeah, the Beatles. I usually the guy
with a clipboard there. Okay, mister Lennon, you're, uh, what
good are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (16:47):
America?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
You know, in order to stay here, to give you,
you know, a status as a US citizen.
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That's the way we do things. That happens what you
do for a living. You're a you're you're you're you're
a beetle. Okay, let's see that's right, that a beatle.
So yeah, and then.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Yoko probably not a good time for Yoko to come
out of the apartmentation.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Oh look at them.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Well angry, How angry that immigrants must be that legally
did it and had to pay and go through what
they had to do. They have it just be walk
right in.
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I don't that was, you know, because I got a
sister in law, you know, from hungry, my brother you know, to.
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Go through wow ship and yeah, the right way.
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Then he just let everybody in, you know, and use
it was just those But now if you pay taxes
in America, you should be about half hot because they're
taking tax players and taking care of their legals.
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You know, with that the dollars come from somewhere.
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And I know we're all immigrants, right, we all were
not We're not naturally from here. But you know, either
you're gonna have a way it's done or you're not.
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I'm naturally from here, you know, madigenous seventy.
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Five Lynnen barely made it for a while. That was close, right,
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Speaker 1 (18:40):
Must be eighteen to win. Hold on play for minutes.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
We're honoring Oh Robert out of Omaha, Nebraska in nineteen
sixty five, the longest straight hole in one thanks till
fifty mile an hour. Gusta winn at the right moment,
four hundred and forty seven yards, our resident golfer.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
We go back to the Hall of Famer in this playhouse.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Action, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
dub slices one off. Our story opens on a beautiful
morning at Brushywood Country Clubs.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
He's fears I'm looking.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
At you, you're aedited, You're a tramp.
Speaker 8 (19:23):
It was it was right where you wanted. Hey, Carl,
what you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Good morning, dupe.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
I was just inspecting somebody new said.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
We just said lead.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Down there in the fairway.
Speaker 10 (19:39):
Uh, hey, are you fixing to go back up to
the clubhouse.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Oh yeah, I was just hit it that week.
Speaker 10 (19:44):
See if you see General Tom up that way. We
were supposed to tee off ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Ragie, you're devery Shire.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
As soon as I see him, listend of your week.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
See you later, Karl.
Speaker 10 (19:56):
You know, Carl's a nice fellow. He seems a little
bit soft in the head. Though, Well, I reckon the
General will be along in a minute. I might as
well go ahead and get started. Dub lines up his
shot and sends it on his way. O gunn it,
I sliced it again.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What in the world's happening to my swing lately?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
The ball sells over a group of trees to the
left of the fairway and disappears.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
What in the wide world of sports was that?
Speaker 3 (20:29):
As Doub reaches into his bag for another ball, an
agitated figure comes running down the cart path toward him.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Well, it's about time you showed up.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Where in the world have you been?
Speaker 14 (20:42):
Did you just hit a shot off the tea box
from here.
Speaker 10 (20:44):
Yeah, I got tired of waiting for you.
Speaker 14 (20:46):
What did it slice to the left off of it
over them trees over there?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah, how did you know? I've seen it?
Speaker 14 (20:52):
That ball come down over the top of them trees,
come right down on the main driving in front of
the country.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Club, said dead.
Speaker 14 (21:00):
Went right through the Windshire, this big old Lincoln Town
card that was pulling in the parking lot.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
You ain't jamping me, are you?
Speaker 5 (21:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I ain't japing you.
Speaker 14 (21:08):
Sure enough, went through that windshire like a riffle. Shot
conked the fellow right in the head and knocked him cold. Boy,
lost control of the car, run over a couple of
old bitties going to the Bridge club meeting, said Dead.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Clark.
Speaker 14 (21:22):
I'm on the going, plowed in the front of the clubhouse,
knocked over that little girl.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And that sits there at the receptionist desk.
Speaker 8 (21:27):
Is that a thot?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Dad, that's a fact.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Got two dead and three landing up there waiting for
the ambulance and take him to the hospital. Now, now,
what are you gonna do about it?
Speaker 10 (21:35):
Well, I think I might as well need to tee
up my stance a little bit. Maybe I'll try up
that in a locking grip.
Speaker 8 (21:51):
We hope you enjoy John boyd Billy Flighthouse.
Speaker 11 (21:56):
Tune in again next time. When we'll hear dumb say
par we'll hear his dog who likes hernheart say.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
He ain't.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
No why.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh, let's play John Boy Jeopardy for the Big Old
Southern East Pet's pack jump right in here. Based entirely
on worldwide consumption, goat's milk is the most popular milk
in the world. Cow's milk, No surprise number two, This
is number three.
Speaker 14 (22:44):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (22:45):
What is a mosquito milk.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
For wallering? It's more fun?
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No good guess though, thank you? What ain't under Big
jew You don't Felina America?
Speaker 5 (23:00):
We go?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 3 (23:01):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next? Good Monday Morning mag
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Show's on the radio. Today's feature track from the Big
Show bit Box Mister rub Arb story time, Rfie the Dog.
There's a keyword, r fie. I had the bit box
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Let's play Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:52):
Slive across America hits John Boy Jeopardy, and now your host,
speaking of goats.
Speaker 7 (24:00):
Is the black sheep of the commons.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Eat him up?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
Shot, boys, you say, hey, choked up? Uh Florence, Mississippi
Claig calling out of hey.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Buddy, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
No, we're just working for a living.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
What you're doing, man, oh, just trying to dodge work?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Glad you got you got the first shot at John
Boyjeopardy this morning. We say, based entirely on worldwide consumption,
goat's milk the most popular milk in the world. Cow's
milk number two. We're looking for number three in popularity
a ka a consumption.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
And mosquito has already been g.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
I'm gonna go with breast.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
You say breast milk from from like what? Well, name
an animal that.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I know?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Bears?
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Did?
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay? Have you ever milked a bear? Yeah? Yeah, I
mean yeah, So so what do you mean, Clay, dear deer?
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:26):
See dear, You said breast milk, and now you're saying
deer milk. Yeah yeah, okay, all right, well let's see
show us deer milk.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
No, no, dear, don't have breastless.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Because they would be up on your wall.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I have nipples, focker, you think milk me? Clay. You've
been a lot of fun this morning, buddy. We appreciate
you playing with.
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Us already, y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Have you all right?
Speaker 5 (26:03):
You do?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Man, Let's go to Mike and fad Mail, North Carolina.
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
You're treating Billy dja. You know you need to give
Jackie out of her back so she can kick out
them uh little breast props she got in front.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (26:25):
Don't know that?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
People to tell you, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (26:30):
All right, it's it's a flood ward. I'm telling you
about full day.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
So anyway, Mike, we got you know, Clay was all
over the place with breast Milt and deer Milton and
all that.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Do you do you have a.
Speaker 9 (26:48):
Wh Whenever whenever I was the youster, I called right
past the goat, you know, because her her her other
things stay hung kind of low, and they was you know,
I didn't want chalk the milk, I didn't want the
money and ugly and underleaf like that. So I went
right past her, and I would right past the cow
there was teeter totter because it just wasn't very well
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balanced because he got Poppa the mood side last night.
And I went right right to my ma and I
pulled out her besier, and I said, I wanted the
milk from my mother. I wanted I want some woman milk.
Speaker 6 (27:22):
You asked for some, I said, I say, right, happy, survey,
right now, Could I give a shout out?
Speaker 9 (27:44):
Let's see, go ahead, I'll give your life the perpendicture
with the whole level of I want to give a
shout all y'all. It works so hard to make me
sappy every day. But she said in the age when
Amy with all of you in the nineties, whatever I've
told y'all since you ground roofs, brother, I love you.
I appreciate it.
Speaker 10 (28:03):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
We appreciate you, buddy all these years.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Man.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
By the way, to right here, right here in front
of me is is my landlord Dan. I want to
tell her I appreciate her too. Please let me slide
on the last two months back when Mike right here
from you know, you know you can't do that. If
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you can't take that, the church at the voucher, all
those she's backslides, all right.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Jackie, you don't worry. Jackie's got you, damn Mike.
Speaker 9 (28:40):
You hang on now, buddy, Hey man, you have a
great day. I appreciate y'all. I love you.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
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Get out of kick off.
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She doesn't cost me old one.
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What be specific? Our people never know what you gonna get.
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You when you hit a deer breast back home.
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Deer yes, right, Oh, moving on time, gab on the
other side.
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Speaker 3 (29:57):
This is the award winning Jong Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export. A local woman in Graybell
County was cleaning up around the Washington Heights area found
what authorities believe was a severed human. We we and
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here's another Bobby thing. You know, I was afraid of
this when the Bobby thing happened in all the press.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
A fad yeah, fad hula.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah. She finds like a severed you know, we were
in a peanut butter jar.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Oh, this sounds like an industrial accident. There's some worker
who's so he doesn't even realized he lost it.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Remember to talk about the pickle selice her.
Speaker 4 (30:51):
Yeah, they fired both of us.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
Peanut butter like that.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
You don't eat all the one time, was it?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Peter Pan.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Lieutenant Sam Simmons, motion for the Greenville County Sheriff's Office, said,
the lab, now.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
How many of you have handled this?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Very tough for man of the boys at the lab.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Hanger, Prince, you mean.
Speaker 12 (31:28):
Let's get the chalk outline, guy, this should be good.
Somebody higer out. Someone called big Tracy. We now, he said,
we don't have any theories about it right now.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
The woman found the suspected organ while organ, Yes, she
was working not something she knows a quart sized jar,
kind of half beer size jar.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Yeah, notice committed the symbol.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Course size jar.
Speaker 8 (32:10):
This guy's supremely unhappy.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
She noticed something suspicious in it.
Speaker 15 (32:18):
I guess it's not what you expected to find in
the court size yarn style.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
But this is ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
I look at that.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
Anyway, they took they suspected oregan to agree with Amorrol hospital.
It was examined by a pathologist who said, that's what appears.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
You know the you know the thing is on the
North Carolina statutes.
Speaker 15 (32:37):
You know they advertising the paper for a month and
if there's nobody that comes to claim it, she is
to keep it.
Speaker 8 (32:44):
Yes, that's a good part of that.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Why does everything remind me of any she read the shows?
Speaker 5 (32:51):
We all do.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
All right, we'll win, all right, three o'clock one week
from to day.
Speaker 8 (33:00):
Ah, but you gotta be a lot of guys coming
to claim.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
It, though pathologist was not able to estimate to win
or how long it had been in the jar. A
piece of paper which was secured on the object with
a rubber band.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
A suicide note he left the guys. See that shows
you that it does. Think. I can't stand this guy.
This guy choices women sucks. I'm out here and it
killed itself.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
The peanut butter crunching machine on with a suicide note
wrapped around it.
Speaker 8 (33:33):
It can't take it. So this guy's chosing the woman
is killing me. I'm living, I'm dying, I'm done.
Speaker 6 (33:42):
What did the notes say?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Well, it had some type of uh illegible writing on it.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
Well, like I said, be a little hard for to write.
Speaker 8 (33:51):
It can think okay, but as we all know, it
just can't help you.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Right.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
They hit the type about fifteen words a minute. I
will train one, but it's the handwriting store. Yeah, well
I can't grip the pen, no thumb, no opposing digit.
Everybody's imagined it trying to write. Now there's something there,
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Go home, min can ride real well yea.
Speaker 8 (34:22):
And the snow doesn't count. The snow doesn't get.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
The bad news is it's Hillary's handwriting.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
We've laked them up. These are lego jokes. We just
keep putting one on the other.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
The Sheriff's office has not received any calls relating to
the find.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Then the organism and storage storage, what's it's?
Speaker 8 (34:57):
What's the police station refrigerator? Young guy who run? Can
you get this now? It's down at the mark.
Speaker 7 (35:05):
They have this little tiny drawer.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
They fell like.
Speaker 15 (35:13):
You know, I'm told him when they built this market
this and come in someday be handy.
Speaker 8 (35:19):
I'm doing them. Know what happened?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
Sooner or later?
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Yeah, John Boy and Billy.
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