October 21, 2024 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, if you’re in the market for a new car, Whitey Ford has a couple of deals for you.. - Astronerd gets waaay too much attention from the show today - two stand-up tries at and a attempt at ventriloquism.. - Carl Childers updates his list of Halloween Monsters.. - and we’ll have Phil McCracken will sing us out with a parody of the Halloween classic, “Monster Mash” that he calls “Trailer Trash.”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning bake showings on the radio. Whitey Ford Baseball
Hall of Famer would have been ninety three years old today. Ooh,
may at ninety six years old today, But he died
four years only four years ago. All right, Old Whitey
left his mark on us.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Anyway, Hi folks, this is Fast Freddy along with Chuck
Whitey from whitey Ford Lincoln Mercury Asuzu, Chuck. I hear
you kicking off the new year with a bang.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's right, Freddy. We just got a special allocation from
the factory.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But that mays, let me guess you don't have enough
space on the lot, so you got to blow out
the current inventory at whitey Ford to make room for
the cars and trucks and are on the way.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That's right, Freddy. All weekend long, we're having.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
An emergency Clarence sale.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, we are slash laushing prices to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Right, No reasonable offer will be refused during this special event. Yeah,
and you're offering rebates and special savings that could save
you up to ten thousand dollars on some models.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's right. Wait a minute, how a much.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Ten thousand dollars instant cash in your pocket? Not exactly,
but we are off a big push pull drag. Sales
starts Saturday morning at six am. You pay five thousand
bucks for any trade in regardless of model or condition.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, wait, won't Where are you getting this? Star?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And the first fifty customers on Saturday get a free
seven day vacation in Aruba. They do not credit credit problems,
no problem, not only with you finance them. You'll co
sign for any thirty six month loan personally.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, no, no, Freddy, are you out of your cotton picking? H?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Hello, This is ed hold Schomer, sales manager at Power
eighty eight point seven. You know they fast Freddy that
comes over to tape the commercials every week. We found
out he's got some kind of mental problem. He's got
to fire him this morning. So if he comes by there,
whatever you do, don't let him in.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is gonna be a little tough.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Ed.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Is that backstabbing ed the giant liar? H?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, No, this is Ed from the service part. Are
you sure?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
He was just telling me to mention a great service here,
Ed Whitey Ford. Well, listen, I know you're probably need
to get back to the station.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No oh no, I've got nothing but time.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sit down. I really need to get going here. We're
doing a lot of amati.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I said, sit down, nobody's going anywhere. We're gonna be
here till the last customer is dead.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Don't you mean till the last customer is sir? I
know what I said.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, folks, come on down, and if you're not here
in thirty minutes, I'm gonna start throwing bodies.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Out the door.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Don't miss the The boss is fine. The announcer's gone crazy.
Emergency clearance sale going on right now at the Mighty
Whitey Whitey Ford Lincoln Mercurio Suzu on State Road twenty three,
near the front of the road. All sales final, No
cops please.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio? Hang on,
Astro Nerd tries again. In just a second. First take
what there it is? Happy Herd price bag. Happy Herd
makes top quality of tractors, minerals and feed. Will dear
Baron Hoggs be not using Happy Herd? Better hope your
neighbors aren't. Click on a Happy Heard banner to the
(02:57):
Big Show dot Com inter coach JBB Teverson off the
checkout hang on play for ten minutes. El aast Nerd
has asked for more airtime, and since I'm in a
Christmas spirit, I thought, what could it hurt?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hopefully won't regret it? All right, Nerd? What's up?
Speaker 8 (03:12):
The stars?
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Get it?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Maybe this was a mistake.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on, JB. You know I'm not a one trick
pony like a lot of the rubs that come in here.
I've got mad skills, yo, above and beyond talking about
In fact, I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm volunteering
(03:37):
to entertain at the big show Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Doing what if you're trying to wrangle an invitation to
the party?
Speaker 9 (03:44):
Listen?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Can we keep things moving? I don't have much time
for chit chat? Like you got someplace else'll be well,
I've got to call in the local AM station, then
I call Rush, then I call the afternoon show. Then
I'm going to the mall to see if i can
get on camera when Santa makes his big arrival. Oh
so you're a media.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
By all means and carry on. Thanks.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Let me just let me get let me get my
latest gimmick here.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Uh, I guess that's it in that little suitcase.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
I've been binge watching Jeff Dunham. I've decided to turn
my talents to ventriloquism. So folks me little.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Astro, Morning losers. It's me, little Astro.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Nor That thing looks just like you, little propeller hat
and everything, except it's smaller and creepier.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's terrifying.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Man, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
You're not exactly Brad Pitt either, hill Billy. I've seen
better looking things in the litter box.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Now, little Astro, you be nice.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
I'll be nicer when he gets smarter.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you going to insult comic rude with this there? Hey?
Tell him. I just steal your eyes and we'll see
how it goes.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Hey, little Astro, I hear you had that bug that's
been going around.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Sure did, But the doctor told me he'd have me
on my feet in two weeks, did he?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:12):
I had to sell my car to pay the bill.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Well, you know what they say, an apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
But you have to throw it really, really hard.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
So I heard you started a chicken farm. How's that going?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
I bought a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later I had to get a hundred more
because the first hundred died. Oh no, oh yes. A
month later I had to get another hundred because the
others died too.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
That's terrible. What do you think went wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I do know.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Maybe I'm planting them too deep. Oh, little astro, you
are on that, said astro nerd. This guy knows what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Now, don't you start.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
I don't want to alarm you, but I think your
wife is selling drugs.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
That's crazy. My wife would never sell drugs.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
The other day, when you were out, the phone rang,
I answered it, and before I could say anything, a
man's voice on the other end of the line said, hey, honey,
is that dope don yet?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, maybe we should wrap it up here.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, I've got
a killer closer. Uncle buddy gave it to me, Say,
little Astro, I hear you recently changed jobs.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Yep. I used to be a gynecologist, but Obamacare drove
me out of the medical profession.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Is that the only reason?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
Well, that and I got tired of women complaining about splinters.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
That's not the finish. What are you doing now?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Well after I quit dynacology, I decided to try a
career where my skilled hands would be beneficial.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
What did you do?
Speaker 10 (07:12):
I became an auto mechanic. I went to the local
technical college and passed with flying colors. I got a
score of one hundred and fifty percent.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
How did you get one hundred and fifty percent?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
I took the engineering apart. I took the engine apart perfectly,
which was fifty percent. I put it back together perfectly,
which was another fifty percent.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
That got me in a Well, you're as good a
mechanic as you were a gynecologist. But what was the
honor of fifty percent?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
For?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I did it all through the muffler, I say good night,
little astro, good night, little Astro, and thing, well, do
I get the gig?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'll have to get back to you. I don't make
these decisions alone. You know what the hell that.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
He takes your steak? I told you before the steak,
but I did. You're such a loser.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Why you take your best audience in the world. Go long, everybody,
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I noticed a little dummy that has got sitting in
the corner. We might let him try ventriloque.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hour. I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, now let's play Beat the Blonde for the Happy
Herd Prize Pack one Ain't hundred big show you told
free line. We'll get a contestant and play. Next morning,
(09:00):
there's a big show on the radio world and to you,
mondays today's feature track. But it makes your big box
film of cracking scenes. Taylor dresh to a monster match.
Chers McGhee words trailer trash and.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hit the big box at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Here right now, let's play Beat the Blonde. Let's meet
our Beat the Blonde contestant, Scott from Lincoln to North Carolina,
one my favorite spots.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Good morning, Scott, Good morning John boy.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
How are you, budd It is too awesome to be
blossom me.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I need to come up with a b Nobody touching.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
He's on.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
More important, Scott, hel is Tater. Let's find out out? Okay,
all right, well here we go. Oh you might want
to turn.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
I feel like I have my voice now.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh guy, you know what we're gonna do. Ask tell
her some questions. She'll answer. You agree or disagree what
she's riding wrong? Two bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And you win. Okay, I got you?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And then all right, tight you are on board a ship. Yes,
and you see a nun bobbing up and down in
the water. All right, how would you describe what you see?
Speaker 10 (10:30):
I would say, I'm seeing a redundant baptism.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now down I thought, y'all Catholic sprinkled. Yeah they do, Okay,
all right, Well she wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I think.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I mean, I know it is black and white.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Booie the booey.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's a booeye, just go by.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Yeah, it's black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's a black and white buoy. Alright. Well what you
got there, Scott? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Now I'm gonna have to disagree with that, and that
was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, you were close. A red booey is a nun?
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Well that makes sense, red boy.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
So, uh, they're used a lot on intercoastal areas.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Yeah, but why would you call it a nun?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The triangles triangle shaped like a nun's habit with even numbers.
So at marsy starboard side of the channel, that's the
right when traveling upstream. So the green boy is a can.
You know that a can is shaped like a soda
can with odd numbers marks the port. That's the left
side of the channel when going upstream. Right away, black
(11:57):
and white boy, let's go ahead and cover that look
like a nun. It marks the center of the channel,
passed closely with the boy on either side.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But I don't you know boat traffic, you always would
have passed on the right.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
They say, the reason it's called a nun is because
it's triangular shaped like a nun's habit.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Okay, I heard, yeah. I just told her that. Well,
but then she said, well why they call it? Okay,
well we are done with that question.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And it worked out for Scott.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yes, ye still here goes here we go, so uh Marcy.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
According to the World Book Encyclopedia, back in the days
of the Old West, an outlaw would occasionally need something
called a she bang.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
What exactly is a she bang?
Speaker 9 (12:47):
She bang?
Speaker 12 (12:48):
She bang?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
She moved, she moved. That's the last guy I ever
saw in American idol. Stop watching. Thanks for the memories. Welcome,
You're welcome.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Bang.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Back in the Old West, though, was a hideout.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Hideout back in the Old West. All right, sCOD agree
or disagree.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I'm gonna have to say no again.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You disagree again?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Who is absolutely right as a hideout God about an
new she bang.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Alrighty, they're gonna win it or lose it. Right here.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
I say it's called a she bang because they're triangular shape.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary Marcy defines something as anything causing
a very glad feeling, happiness and delight. That is the
definition of what.
Speaker 10 (13:46):
Oh, either Santa Claus or a bottle of peppy vanish,
very glad feeling happiness and delight.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Very glad feeling happiness and delight.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
I would say that is good luck.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Weious necleusidiction.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The thing says that means it's good luck, good boy God,
agree or disagree with good luck.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
We're going to disagree again.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
And that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Is it something you will female Scott Joy Joy is what.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
That is a definition of.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Joah boy, first time caller.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
All right, god away to make the most of.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
It, buddy, Yes, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That man. Hang on, I can hook you up.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let jump out, cut you up on your news.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Do something fun on the other side.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
Fun and.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Just fun.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
No, it is fall, it is hunting season, and the
United Special Sportsman alliance is looking for kids with disabilities,
Purple Heart veterans and going some awesome hunts deer.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Hunts for the kids.
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You want to those states as close to you right there,
and then it's bear season. Then we got us a
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bear hunt as well. They would do the kids as
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Speaker 3 (17:14):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. Here
we go. It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beauty.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I've been pushing myself hardlyly, Diary. I'm stiff and sore
like it ain't never been before. It's got to the
point now that why I tell people I do my
own son, So I'm actually referring to going to the
toilet by myself. I spent my professional life being good
to everyone else. Now it was time to be good
to me. So I bought a first class ticket to Thailand.
(17:55):
Old Gary is taking a Massagi tour. Rubbed me left,
Rub me right. My butt cheeks feel a bit too tight.
Stick them thumbs in there, and don't go light. I
need a massage. It to night, rubbing up dub where's
a hot tub? The play right over was the treat Diary.
(18:22):
Little tight gals no bigger than a minute waiting on
me hand and foot. I gotta tell you, Diary, these
darlings ain't got much meat on them. They gotta wear
dresses because they got no ass to hold their slacks up,
nothing to brag about a pomp.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Neither are they all like this?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Old Garrett needs a thick, strong woman to work out
these beausy kinks. I was starting to get a bad
feeling about this. Where's your boobies? Where's your butt? You
twiggy chicks don't make the cut. Need a gallon's got
some beef to give big Gar some true relief. Me
(19:00):
to the hotel nice place. Rooms, got a bedet, shiny honey.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, barely got my grip unpacked,
and there's a knock at the door.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Ready for my first massage experience. At least I thought
I was ready. The car stopped in front of some
rude side zoo. What fresh hell was this supposed to be?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
But help?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I bought the package. I might as well go with
the flow. The first thing they did was take me
out to lay in some big corral. Before I know it,
here comes a bunch of goats. They commenced the climbing
on may like a birch log, bouncing and hopping with
them tiny hoos kind of reminded me of the weekend
I spent with a couple of gals who was little people.
(19:43):
Yeah yeah, both experience were relaxing, but for different reasons.
Then here comes this damn elephant, an elephant man. They
bring this big thing over and it raises up its foot,
and I just knew that this was the end. I
had the same feeling when I got hammered and challenged
(20:05):
Rosie o'donald of a wrestling match. But it was actually
all right. She is real gentle, the elephant, not Rosy.
And the last massage of the day was a facial.
They put on some of that chingy Chongi music and
gave me some weird tea to drink. Next thing I know,
they got my face covered with snails. I got slimed.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Trunks and hooves and slimy snails got me thinking, what
the hell is this a dream or some miarage?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
All I was the damn massage.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
All the next day it was more of the same,
wooden milets, cactus hot rocks. I finally just took to
the streets on my own. There's a big old redheaded
gal washing her ox.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
I asked her where could I get a good massage,
and she winked at me and took me inside.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Now before I could shuck my duds, she stripped me
naked her own self like a monkey pealing a nanner.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
She rubbed me.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Long and hard, and it was glorious. Then the moment
I was waiting for. She offered me a happy ending.
But in their language, it's twenty percent off the next visit.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Hey, there're sweet cheeks. I ain't no rookie. All I
want is that fortune cookie. Don't send me home. We
come too far. Nothing worse than a horny gar off yop.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Well diary.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I gotta ski daddle, I challenged Rosie o'donald to her
best two out of three falls.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Damn, I miss that elephant.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Until next time.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
EXAs and holes.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
Yeah you see, good morning, you got the big show
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedds.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Yeah, this is your old pals, You staying La black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off. My
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife,
and he is on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool
wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that
they're big shoke.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Woe, there's funny. I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Good morning. That's a big show the radio. Little reminder.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
For no what was that right there?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Change that randyst Okay, get there.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
About Yeah? Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Tomorrow is when we're gonna announce the third finalist for
the Big Show, Custom Motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I was looking for a second of five finalists we
announced last week. Dave Hall Jasper Alabama is in there
with finalist number one, Dwayne Rhymers from Warner Robins, Georgia's.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's the way we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Low Tigers will draw another name tomorrow, we'll announce it
right here on the Big Show, and then two more
chances for you to be a finalist one of five.
So you have until November one to get registered. But
don't wait until that day. I'm just going into weeds.
Just here a little bit range about what you told me.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Registration ends actually at twelve oh one on November one,
twelve one eight.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
M late night midnight. Oh one, Yeah, November midnight.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Meaning you made a complicated getting there before midnight on Halloween?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (24:19):
That?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
No?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Good right?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Eat some candy then get your name with that. We
got it. Big Joe rolls on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio. All right, that's
a nerd. Oh yeah, two dummies for the price of none.
Who's coming up?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And just first tell you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
About what you can win if you beat us wordy word, Well,
somebody's gonna win it. Me and Tatter, we'll team up.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You know how we do it? Wow, get in the weeds. Yeah,
I've been here.
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right there, All right, hang on and play for it.
In minutes, he's back, and this time he's brought a suitcase.
(25:26):
That could be a good sign. Let's find out astron
what's new in the wide world of comedy? Nothing as usual?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You're all jo a great star you what do you mean? Nothing?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Well, basically, John Boy thought been done before. But every
once in a while a comedy genius comes along and
put a new spin on a tired old act and
it becomes thrashing happening again.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You have any examples, well, of course we'll let it
on me. I Jeff did huh it's me, you rube,
you're the comedy genius.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Dah read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome
a new voice in comedy or should I say new voices?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Here? He is Astro Dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Now, Hey, folks, who's ready to laugh? Thank you, Billy,
Thank I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner, knucklehead rackly, dang it,
what's wrong? I can't get the suitcase open?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Hold on there? Oh man, hey, it looks like you.
He's even got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Pretty sweet. Huh, Hey, knucklehead, how's the going matter? Now
that I'm out of that fooitcast, Next time you put
me next to your underwear, make sure they're clean. Those
were my clean underwear the next time, you right in
the seat, cake, Well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home?
(27:15):
My dad fell in the well. Two weeks ago. He
fell in the well. Is he all right?
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I guess though.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
He stopped screaming her help two days ago. So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails. How'd you do it?
I quit using toilet fike. Hey, speaking of that, what
were you doing standing on the toilet the other day?
(27:42):
I wanted to see what it was like to get
high on pot? Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
You got that right.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Listen, jag. If you're not gonna get the whole effect
of the material, if you keep interrupting my flow.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Why are you still doing Knucklehead's voice? Dang it?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
I forgot I still knew it.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
This.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
That is the creepious looking dummy i've ever seen. Hey,
you'll heard his feelings. I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
That's a good one. Jab Can I use that?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah? No, never put that thing away. What else you
got there?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Oh, let's see, I've got R two pu, the flatulent android.
I've got Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican loan guy, yeah,
poor lot of dollars, the salty brothel, Madam Sheikh Ali
ben Affleck, the wacky mood look.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Anything a little edge here?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Well yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio. I usually save him for like bachelorette
parties and sweet sixteens and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Let's risk it.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
You asked for it. Come on out and say hello,
Purv Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous Hey, PERV. That's okay, I'll wait, PERV.
(29:23):
Do you believe in puppy love? Maybe? What's it look like?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
PERV?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
You shouldn't say that. I'm an animal lover. I now
I've seen the fixtures, Jackpie, so PERV. I hear Barney
Frank came to your Christmas party. I told him, Hey, Barney,
I'm sorry we ran out of food, and he said,
that's okay.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I'm having a ball. That's not the hunch you're you're
you're doing it again.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Dang it.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting to the
part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting a spitting content.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, I think the put purb crippin Um back this roll.
You're not on a roll. You couldn't be on a
roll if you worked in a bakery. What what are
you writing down?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You like him.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
His name is we targ crazy little Midge.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Oh everybody says that my haters, my motivators.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
What does Poky nug ahead? Rackley pumping away? I can't
tell which one is a dumby man.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I could take off his hand, just take oh period,
all right, I'll be back. Hey, that wasn't bad. Got
time for a few impressions. Big show, audience, audience in
the world. What now out my thick case?
Speaker 9 (31:02):
All right out?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That was three shots.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
You're out of here.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's that worthy word one ain't a hundred big show?
You told free line across America. Get a couple of contestants,
play next. Got us a working space, don't we, brother?
(31:45):
So right, let's move out over here, move on, move
the water McFee all right here.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
All right, whatever, whatever, whatever, let's fight everybody way words man,
this Monday all day long? And yeah, alright, well let's.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Play first round, a worthy word for the weeks and
the taste of how it should go. Adam from Wilmington,
North Carolina. Good morning, Adam, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning, Buddy.
And we got Michael from Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Michael,
good Man, John Boy. All right, boys tennis savers, North
(32:30):
Carolina on this and it'll be Michael and Marcy.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Michael and Marsha, Michael and Marcy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
And it'll be John Boy and Adam, two of my
favorite captains out of Wilmington, North Carolina named Adam.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Here you are, Adam, like we were meant to be.
You are in the weeds today. Love it every minute
of it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, Michael, you relaxed for the first thirty seconds with
me and Adam can put on the board.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
All right, are you ready, Adam?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I am ready.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Then start the clock. Now it's a game below chess.
You play these king me yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Uh huh? Hey, what is the annual mortgage? Blank? How
much money you pay or the money this they'll pay
you four point five four points?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Right, uh huh, I said Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Taylor's last name is Dayton Travis Kelsey Taylor. Yea, all right,
you get one of these big things full of beer
a frat party, A blank of beer.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
No, no, a big.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Adam staved.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
As would have known that, Bud, and we put a
three on the board. Let's see what happens with Michael
and Marcy.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Kay ready, Michael, ready to do it.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Let's do it and go one of these at the
party because you pump it. Yes, baseball has nine of these.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Uh, that is hard work. That's blank work. It's the
sound of maybe a weightlifter makes.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
It's the work.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Yes, you do this to an email. When you respond,
you hit this button, you replied, Yep, North Carolina is one,
South Carolina is one.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
What are these?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
We have fifty of them?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I keep naming them, Dave. That's all I had.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I had to know something about you, baby. Yeah, all right, Adam,
come on, man, we need us some points.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I am ready?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Starting to clock now. I don't like that show on TV.
Change the n Yeah, I heard of cow?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Is what.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I have?
Speaker 12 (35:03):
A blank?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
A blank farm? Bunch of cows?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
What he said farm?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
What do you call him? Call um?
Speaker 9 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Cows A bunch of cows together?
Speaker 7 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
No, another word for the actual cows. The actual cows
is what?
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Oh boy, I don't think he knew actual cows.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh yeah, well Michael has already won this game before.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
So before Michael, did you know the.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Word just for the heck of it, The word is cattle?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yes, yeah, cattle, adam cattle. All right, Well that's all right, buddy.
I was pulling for you.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Man, I got me some Birtee County peanuts. But you
can try again anytime. I hope you do, buddy. All right,
all right, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Oh man, thank you very much. Now I feel bad
about not pulling through fire them all. But Michael, way
to go on your end. You and Marshy did it up. Buddy.
You got the big old Birtea County Peanut prize. Pig
is great. I love you guys.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I love playing Mardy word and I accept all challengers
if you guys think you can be thrown me because
I'm a child of the eighties.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I grew up on these games and game shows.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Bring it on.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
I won them all.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Go a hi, Jackie, keep in touch with the michaelare alright, buddy,
hang on, good morning, got big show on the radio.
It is bit request time. We got Lewis Brooks out
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and cook with your grilling sauce. How about the top
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Dear sense, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Making
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you a John Moore Billy Halloween album. I conclude this
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When he hit the bit box at the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Dot com.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Had a gay Halloween party lead last year.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trash.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
He even paid her cash. She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snow costumed.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls. She had him
right by the smalls. She was trailer trash. She really
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His ego gone in a flash.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
He did that trailer trash. He thought it was just
for fun.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
The good times just begun, and she moved in with
her ten cats, her.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Boyfriend and her son.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
It was total mayhem. Life was a mess. He fell
for big booths in a low cut dress. Now he's
on the hook for.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
The booth she's swilling and a tab at the pharmacy
for pedicillin. He did that trailer trash because her hooters
she flashed like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash.
Soon they were married, but it just didn't blast.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
She was too busy shaking that ass.
Speaker 16 (41:12):
She took all he had and left him bankrupt. He said,
I can't believe I didn't get a prenup. He did
that trailer trash.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
She took off and a dash.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
He still got that rash. He did the trailer trash.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
Now he's different, spends time with the guys, wears buttless.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
Chaps and glitter on his eyes. He won't touch women
with a ten foot pole.
Speaker 8 (41:45):
He's much more interested in a guy's you know.
Speaker 6 (41:51):
Now he's the trailer trash. Oh he's a gay bingo smash. Yeah,
he's got a different rash. Now he's the trailer trash.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
Don't worry, Marcella. I never said your names. They're not
gonna know what's about you. I swear the MIC's not up?
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Oh?
Speaker 8 (42:15):
I'll grow up your parents already.
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Good morning bake showings on the radio. Whitey Ford Baseball
Hall of Famer would have been ninety three years old today. Ooh,
may at ninety six years old today, But he died
four years only four years ago. All right, Old Whitey
left his mark on us.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Anyway, Hi folks, this is Fast Freddy along with Chuck
Whitey from whitey Ford Lincoln Mercury Asuzu, Chuck. I hear
you kicking off the new year with a bang.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's right, Freddy. We just got a special allocation from
the factory.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
But that mays, let me guess you don't have enough
space on the lot, so you got to blow out
the current inventory at whitey Ford to make room for
the cars and trucks and are on the way.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That's right, Freddy. All weekend long, we're having.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
An emergency Clarence sale.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yeah, we are slash laushing prices to the bone.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Right, No reasonable offer will be refused during this special event. Yeah,
and you're offering rebates and special savings that could save
you up to ten thousand dollars on some models.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
That's right. Wait a minute, how a much.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Ten thousand dollars instant cash in your pocket? Not exactly,
but we are off a big push pull drag. Sales
starts Saturday morning at six am. You pay five thousand
bucks for any trade in regardless of model or condition.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
No, wait, won't Where are you getting this? Star?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And the first fifty customers on Saturday get a free
seven day vacation in Aruba. They do not credit credit problems,
no problem, not only with you finance them. You'll co
sign for any thirty six month loan personally.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, no, no, Freddy, are you out of your cotton picking? H?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Could you excuse me for just a second.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Hello, This is ed hold Schomer, sales manager at Power
eighty eight point seven. You know they fast Freddy that
comes over to tape the commercials every week. We found
out he's got some kind of mental problem. He's got
to fire him this morning. So if he comes by there,
whatever you do, don't let him in.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
That is gonna be a little tough.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Ed.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Is that backstabbing ed the giant liar? H?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
No, No, this is Ed from the service part. Are
you sure?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
He was just telling me to mention a great service here,
Ed Whitey Ford. Well, listen, I know you're probably need
to get back to the station.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
No oh no, I've got nothing but time.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Sit down. I really need to get going here. We're
doing a lot of amati.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I said, sit down, nobody's going anywhere. We're gonna be
here till the last customer is dead.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Don't you mean till the last customer is sir? I
know what I said.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay, folks, come on down, and if you're not here
in thirty minutes, I'm gonna start throwing bodies.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Out the door.
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Don't miss the The boss is fine. The announcer's gone crazy.
Emergency clearance sale going on right now at the Mighty
Whitey Whitey Ford Lincoln Mercurio Suzu on State Road twenty three,
near the front of the road. All sales final, No
cops please.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio? Hang on,
Astro Nerd tries again. In just a second. First take
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Big Show dot Com inter coach JBB Teverson off the
checkout hang on play for ten minutes. El aast Nerd
has asked for more airtime, and since I'm in a
Christmas spirit, I thought, what could it hurt?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Hopefully won't regret it? All right, Nerd? What's up?
Speaker 8 (03:12):
The stars?
Speaker 9 (03:13):
Get it?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Maybe this was a mistake.
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
hold on, JB. You know I'm not a one trick
pony like a lot of the rubs that come in here.
I've got mad skills, yo, above and beyond talking about
In fact, I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm volunteering
(03:37):
to entertain at the big show Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Doing what if you're trying to wrangle an invitation to
the party?
Speaker 9 (03:44):
Listen?
Speaker 8 (03:44):
Can we keep things moving? I don't have much time
for chit chat? Like you got someplace else'll be well,
I've got to call in the local AM station, then
I call Rush, then I call the afternoon show. Then
I'm going to the mall to see if i can
get on camera when Santa makes his big arrival. Oh
so you're a media.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
By all means and carry on. Thanks.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
Let me just let me get let me get my
latest gimmick here.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Uh, I guess that's it in that little suitcase.
Speaker 8 (04:10):
I've been binge watching Jeff Dunham. I've decided to turn
my talents to ventriloquism. So folks me little.
Speaker 10 (04:20):
Astro, Morning losers. It's me, little Astro.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Nor That thing looks just like you, little propeller hat
and everything, except it's smaller and creepier.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
It's terrifying.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
Man, Thank you.
Speaker 10 (04:36):
You're not exactly Brad Pitt either, hill Billy. I've seen
better looking things in the litter box.
Speaker 8 (04:43):
Now, little Astro, you be nice.
Speaker 10 (04:46):
I'll be nicer when he gets smarter.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Are you going to insult comic rude with this there? Hey?
Tell him. I just steal your eyes and we'll see
how it goes.
Speaker 8 (05:00):
Hey, little Astro, I hear you had that bug that's
been going around.
Speaker 10 (05:06):
Sure did, But the doctor told me he'd have me
on my feet in two weeks, did he?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (05:12):
I had to sell my car to pay the bill.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
Well, you know what they say, an apple a day
keeps the doctor away.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
But you have to throw it really, really hard.
Speaker 8 (05:30):
So I heard you started a chicken farm. How's that going?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
I bought a hundred chickens to get up and running.
A month later I had to get a hundred more
because the first hundred died. Oh no, oh yes. A
month later I had to get another hundred because the
others died too.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
That's terrible. What do you think went wrong?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I do know.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Maybe I'm planting them too deep. Oh, little astro, you
are on that, said astro nerd. This guy knows what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
Now, don't you start.
Speaker 10 (06:09):
I don't want to alarm you, but I think your
wife is selling drugs.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
That's crazy. My wife would never sell drugs.
Speaker 10 (06:17):
The other day, when you were out, the phone rang,
I answered it, and before I could say anything, a
man's voice on the other end of the line said, hey, honey,
is that dope don yet?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Well, maybe we should wrap it up here.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, I've got
a killer closer. Uncle buddy gave it to me, Say,
little Astro, I hear you recently changed jobs.
Speaker 10 (06:46):
Yep. I used to be a gynecologist, but Obamacare drove
me out of the medical profession.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Is that the only reason?
Speaker 10 (06:53):
Well, that and I got tired of women complaining about splinters.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
That's not the finish. What are you doing now?
Speaker 10 (07:05):
Well after I quit dynacology, I decided to try a
career where my skilled hands would be beneficial.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
What did you do?
Speaker 10 (07:12):
I became an auto mechanic. I went to the local
technical college and passed with flying colors. I got a
score of one hundred and fifty percent.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
How did you get one hundred and fifty percent?
Speaker 10 (07:23):
I took the engineering apart. I took the engine apart perfectly,
which was fifty percent. I put it back together perfectly,
which was another fifty percent.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
That got me in a Well, you're as good a
mechanic as you were a gynecologist. But what was the
honor of fifty percent?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
For?
Speaker 8 (07:40):
I did it all through the muffler, I say good night,
little astro, good night, little Astro, and thing, well, do
I get the gig?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'll have to get back to you. I don't make
these decisions alone. You know what the hell that.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
He takes your steak? I told you before the steak,
but I did. You're such a loser.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Why you take your best audience in the world. Go long, everybody,
All right?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I noticed a little dummy that has got sitting in
the corner. We might let him try ventriloque.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hour. I don't worry about it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Right, now let's play Beat the Blonde for the Happy
Herd Prize Pack one Ain't hundred big show you told
free line. We'll get a contestant and play. Next morning,
(09:00):
there's a big show on the radio world and to you,
mondays today's feature track. But it makes your big box
film of cracking scenes. Taylor dresh to a monster match.
Chers McGhee words trailer trash and.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Hit the big box at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Here right now, let's play Beat the Blonde. Let's meet
our Beat the Blonde contestant, Scott from Lincoln to North Carolina,
one my favorite spots.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
Good morning, Scott, Good morning John boy.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
How are you, budd It is too awesome to be
blossom me.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I need to come up with a b Nobody touching.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
He's on.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
More important, Scott, hel is Tater. Let's find out out? Okay,
all right, well here we go. Oh you might want
to turn.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
I feel like I have my voice now.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh guy, you know what we're gonna do. Ask tell
her some questions. She'll answer. You agree or disagree what
she's riding wrong? Two bells for two buzzers.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And you win. Okay, I got you?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And then all right, tight you are on board a ship. Yes,
and you see a nun bobbing up and down in
the water. All right, how would you describe what you see?
Speaker 10 (10:30):
I would say, I'm seeing a redundant baptism.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Now down I thought, y'all Catholic sprinkled. Yeah they do, Okay,
all right, Well she wouldn't know.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
I think.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I mean, I know it is black and white.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Booie the booey.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's a booeye, just go by.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
Yeah, it's black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's a black and white buoy. Alright. Well what you
got there, Scott? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (11:12):
Now I'm gonna have to disagree with that, and that
was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Yes, you were close. A red booey is a nun?
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Well that makes sense, red boy.
Speaker 11 (11:25):
So, uh, they're used a lot on intercoastal areas.
Speaker 10 (11:30):
Yeah, but why would you call it a nun?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
The triangles triangle shaped like a nun's habit with even numbers.
So at marsy starboard side of the channel, that's the
right when traveling upstream. So the green boy is a can.
You know that a can is shaped like a soda
can with odd numbers marks the port. That's the left
side of the channel when going upstream. Right away, black
(11:57):
and white boy, let's go ahead and cover that look
like a nun. It marks the center of the channel,
passed closely with the boy on either side.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But I don't you know boat traffic, you always would
have passed on the right.
Speaker 9 (12:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:08):
They say, the reason it's called a nun is because
it's triangular shaped like a nun's habit.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Okay, I heard, yeah. I just told her that. Well,
but then she said, well why they call it? Okay,
well we are done with that question.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
And it worked out for Scott.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yes, ye still here goes here we go, so uh Marcy.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
According to the World Book Encyclopedia, back in the days
of the Old West, an outlaw would occasionally need something
called a she bang.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
What exactly is a she bang?
Speaker 9 (12:47):
She bang?
Speaker 12 (12:48):
She bang?
Speaker 3 (12:50):
She moved, she moved. That's the last guy I ever
saw in American idol. Stop watching. Thanks for the memories. Welcome,
You're welcome.
Speaker 9 (13:01):
Bang.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
Back in the Old West, though, was a hideout.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
It was a.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Hideout back in the Old West. All right, sCOD agree
or disagree.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
I'm gonna have to say no again.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
You disagree again?
Speaker 9 (13:14):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Who is absolutely right as a hideout God about an
new she bang.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Alrighty, they're gonna win it or lose it. Right here.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
I say it's called a she bang because they're triangular shape.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary Marcy defines something as anything causing
a very glad feeling, happiness and delight. That is the
definition of what.
Speaker 10 (13:46):
Oh, either Santa Claus or a bottle of peppy vanish,
very glad feeling happiness and delight.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Very glad feeling happiness and delight.
Speaker 10 (13:59):
I would say that is good luck.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Weious necleusidiction.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
The thing says that means it's good luck, good boy God,
agree or disagree with good luck.
Speaker 9 (14:13):
We're going to disagree again.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
And that.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Is it something you will female Scott Joy Joy is what.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
That is a definition of.
Speaker 9 (14:29):
Joah boy, first time caller.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
All right, god away to make the most of.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
It, buddy, Yes, sir, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
That man. Hang on, I can hook you up.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Let jump out, cut you up on your news.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Do something fun on the other side.
Speaker 9 (14:49):
Fun and.
Speaker 12 (14:51):
Just fun.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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United Special Sportsman alliance is looking for kids with disabilities,
Purple Heart veterans and going some awesome hunts deer.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
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You want to those states as close to you right there,
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call eight hundred five one eight eight oh one nine.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. Here
we go. It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Dear Diary, this is Gary Beauty.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I've been pushing myself hardlyly, Diary. I'm stiff and sore
like it ain't never been before. It's got to the
point now that why I tell people I do my
own son, So I'm actually referring to going to the
toilet by myself. I spent my professional life being good
to everyone else. Now it was time to be good
to me. So I bought a first class ticket to Thailand.
(17:55):
Old Gary is taking a Massagi tour. Rubbed me left,
Rub me right. My butt cheeks feel a bit too tight.
Stick them thumbs in there, and don't go light. I
need a massage. It to night, rubbing up dub where's
a hot tub? The play right over was the treat Diary.
(18:22):
Little tight gals no bigger than a minute waiting on
me hand and foot. I gotta tell you, Diary, these
darlings ain't got much meat on them. They gotta wear
dresses because they got no ass to hold their slacks up,
nothing to brag about a pomp.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Neither are they all like this?
Speaker 5 (18:39):
Old Garrett needs a thick, strong woman to work out
these beausy kinks. I was starting to get a bad
feeling about this. Where's your boobies? Where's your butt? You
twiggy chicks don't make the cut. Need a gallon's got
some beef to give big Gar some true relief. Me
(19:00):
to the hotel nice place. Rooms, got a bedet, shiny honey.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, barely got my grip unpacked,
and there's a knock at the door.
Speaker 5 (19:11):
Ready for my first massage experience. At least I thought
I was ready. The car stopped in front of some
rude side zoo. What fresh hell was this supposed to be?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
But help?
Speaker 5 (19:23):
I bought the package. I might as well go with
the flow. The first thing they did was take me
out to lay in some big corral. Before I know it,
here comes a bunch of goats. They commenced the climbing
on may like a birch log, bouncing and hopping with
them tiny hoos kind of reminded me of the weekend
I spent with a couple of gals who was little people.
(19:43):
Yeah yeah, both experience were relaxing, but for different reasons.
Then here comes this damn elephant, an elephant man. They
bring this big thing over and it raises up its foot,
and I just knew that this was the end. I
had the same feeling when I got hammered and challenged
(20:05):
Rosie o'donald of a wrestling match. But it was actually
all right. She is real gentle, the elephant, not Rosy.
And the last massage of the day was a facial.
They put on some of that chingy Chongi music and
gave me some weird tea to drink. Next thing I know,
they got my face covered with snails. I got slimed.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
Trunks and hooves and slimy snails got me thinking, what
the hell is this a dream or some miarage?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
All I was the damn massage.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
All the next day it was more of the same,
wooden milets, cactus hot rocks. I finally just took to
the streets on my own. There's a big old redheaded
gal washing her ox.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
I asked her where could I get a good massage,
and she winked at me and took me inside.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Now before I could shuck my duds, she stripped me
naked her own self like a monkey pealing a nanner.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
She rubbed me.
Speaker 5 (21:03):
Long and hard, and it was glorious. Then the moment
I was waiting for. She offered me a happy ending.
But in their language, it's twenty percent off the next visit.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Hey, there're sweet cheeks. I ain't no rookie. All I
want is that fortune cookie. Don't send me home. We
come too far. Nothing worse than a horny gar off yop.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Well diary.
Speaker 5 (21:30):
I gotta ski daddle, I challenged Rosie o'donald to her
best two out of three falls.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Damn, I miss that elephant.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Until next time.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
EXAs and holes.
Speaker 13 (21:44):
Yeah you see, good morning, you got the big show
on the radio.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedds.
Speaker 14 (22:00):
Yeah, this is your old pals, You staying La black
when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off. My
best friend Woodrow Boodrow and that sassy sack of wife,
and he is on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool
wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that
they're big shoke.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Woe, there's funny. I guarantee.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Good morning. That's a big show the radio. Little reminder.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
For no what was that right there?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Change that randyst Okay, get there.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
About Yeah? Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Tomorrow is when we're gonna announce the third finalist for
the Big Show, Custom Motorcycle.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's what it was.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
I was looking for a second of five finalists we
announced last week. Dave Hall Jasper Alabama is in there
with finalist number one, Dwayne Rhymers from Warner Robins, Georgia's.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
That's the way we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Low Tigers will draw another name tomorrow, we'll announce it
right here on the Big Show, and then two more
chances for you to be a finalist one of five.
So you have until November one to get registered. But
don't wait until that day. I'm just going into weeds.
Just here a little bit range about what you told me.
Speaker 11 (24:00):
Registration ends actually at twelve oh one on November one,
twelve one eight.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
M late night midnight. Oh one, Yeah, November midnight.
Speaker 11 (24:12):
Meaning you made a complicated getting there before midnight on Halloween?
Speaker 3 (24:18):
How about that? Yeah?
Speaker 15 (24:19):
That?
Speaker 7 (24:19):
No?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Good right?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Eat some candy then get your name with that. We
got it. Big Joe rolls on.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio. All right, that's
a nerd. Oh yeah, two dummies for the price of none.
Who's coming up?
Speaker 3 (24:35):
And just first tell you.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
About what you can win if you beat us wordy word, Well,
somebody's gonna win it. Me and Tatter, we'll team up.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
You know how we do it? Wow, get in the weeds. Yeah,
I've been here.
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right there, All right, hang on and play for it.
In minutes, he's back, and this time he's brought a suitcase.
(25:26):
That could be a good sign. Let's find out astron
what's new in the wide world of comedy? Nothing as usual?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
You're all jo a great star you what do you mean? Nothing?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Well, basically, John Boy thought been done before. But every
once in a while a comedy genius comes along and
put a new spin on a tired old act and
it becomes thrashing happening again.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
You have any examples, well, of course we'll let it
on me. I Jeff did huh it's me, you rube,
you're the comedy genius.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Dah read the introduction.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Oh ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together and welcome
a new voice in comedy or should I say new voices?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Here? He is Astro Dunham. Oh no, you're a ventriloquist.
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Now, Hey, folks, who's ready to laugh? Thank you, Billy,
Thank I'm kind of lonely out here all by myself.
Let me bring on my partner, knucklehead rackly, dang it,
what's wrong? I can't get the suitcase open?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Hold on there? Oh man, hey, it looks like you.
He's even got a propeller on his hat.
Speaker 8 (26:47):
Pretty sweet. Huh, Hey, knucklehead, how's the going matter? Now
that I'm out of that fooitcast, Next time you put
me next to your underwear, make sure they're clean. Those
were my clean underwear the next time, you right in
the seat, cake, Well, knucklehead, anything exciting happening at home?
(27:15):
My dad fell in the well. Two weeks ago. He
fell in the well. Is he all right?
Speaker 9 (27:21):
I guess though.
Speaker 8 (27:21):
He stopped screaming her help two days ago. So, knucklehead,
I see you stop biting your fingernails. How'd you do it?
I quit using toilet fike. Hey, speaking of that, what
were you doing standing on the toilet the other day?
(27:42):
I wanted to see what it was like to get
high on pot? Now, knucklehead, that's not funny.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
You got that right.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Listen, jag. If you're not gonna get the whole effect
of the material, if you keep interrupting my flow.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Why are you still doing Knucklehead's voice? Dang it?
Speaker 8 (28:02):
I forgot I still knew it.
Speaker 10 (28:04):
This.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
That is the creepious looking dummy i've ever seen. Hey,
you'll heard his feelings. I wasn't talking about him.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
That's a good one. Jab Can I use that?
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah? No, never put that thing away. What else you
got there?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Oh, let's see, I've got R two pu, the flatulent android.
I've got Manuel Labor, my crazy Mexican loan guy, yeah,
poor lot of dollars, the salty brothel, Madam Sheikh Ali
ben Affleck, the wacky mood look.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Anything a little edge here?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
Well yeah, but I don't know if he's you know,
safe for radio. I usually save him for like bachelorette
parties and sweet sixteens and stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Let's risk it.
Speaker 8 (28:52):
You asked for it. Come on out and say hello,
Purv Griffin, Hey, Hello, gorgeous Hey, PERV. That's okay, I'll wait, PERV.
(29:23):
Do you believe in puppy love? Maybe? What's it look like?
Speaker 9 (29:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
PERV?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
You shouldn't say that. I'm an animal lover. I now
I've seen the fixtures, Jackpie, so PERV. I hear Barney
Frank came to your Christmas party. I told him, Hey, Barney,
I'm sorry we ran out of food, and he said,
that's okay.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
I'm having a ball. That's not the hunch you're you're
you're doing it again.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Dang it.
Speaker 8 (30:02):
Sorry, that's not the punchline. I was getting to the
part where Anthony Wiener and Dick Army getting a spitting content.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Yeah, I think the put purb crippin Um back this roll.
You're not on a roll. You couldn't be on a
roll if you worked in a bakery. What what are
you writing down?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I'm gonna use that joke for another one of my characters.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
You like him.
Speaker 8 (30:24):
His name is we targ crazy little Midge.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I think this might be a good place to wrap
this up. Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
You know you are terrible?
Speaker 8 (30:34):
Oh everybody says that my haters, my motivators.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
What does Poky nug ahead? Rackley pumping away? I can't
tell which one is a dumby man.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
I could take off his hand, just take oh period,
all right, I'll be back. Hey, that wasn't bad. Got
time for a few impressions. Big show, audience, audience in
the world. What now out my thick case?
Speaker 9 (31:02):
All right out?
Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:04):
That was three shots.
Speaker 9 (31:05):
You're out of here.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
That's that worthy word one ain't a hundred big show?
You told free line across America. Get a couple of contestants,
play next. Got us a working space, don't we, brother?
(31:45):
So right, let's move out over here, move on, move
the water McFee all right here.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
All right, whatever, whatever, whatever, let's fight everybody way words man,
this Monday all day long? And yeah, alright, well let's.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Play first round, a worthy word for the weeks and
the taste of how it should go. Adam from Wilmington,
North Carolina. Good morning, Adam, Good morning, John Boy, Good morning, Buddy.
And we got Michael from Severeville, Tennessee. Good morning, Michael,
good Man, John Boy. All right, boys tennis savers, North
(32:30):
Carolina on this and it'll be Michael and Marcy.
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Michael and Marsha, Michael and Marcy.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
And it'll be John Boy and Adam, two of my
favorite captains out of Wilmington, North Carolina named Adam.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Here you are, Adam, like we were meant to be.
You are in the weeds today. Love it every minute
of it.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Okay, Michael, you relaxed for the first thirty seconds with
me and Adam can put on the board.
Speaker 3 (33:02):
All right, are you ready, Adam?
Speaker 4 (33:05):
I am ready.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Let's see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Then start the clock. Now it's a game below chess.
You play these king me yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
Uh huh? Hey, what is the annual mortgage? Blank? How
much money you pay or the money this they'll pay
you four point five four points?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Right, uh huh, I said Okay.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Taylor's last name is Dayton Travis Kelsey Taylor. Yea, all right,
you get one of these big things full of beer
a frat party, A blank of beer.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
No, no, a big.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Adam staved.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
As would have known that, Bud, and we put a
three on the board. Let's see what happens with Michael
and Marcy.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Kay ready, Michael, ready to do it.
Speaker 10 (33:57):
Let's do it and go one of these at the
party because you pump it. Yes, baseball has nine of these.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (34:09):
Uh, that is hard work. That's blank work. It's the
sound of maybe a weightlifter makes.
Speaker 8 (34:16):
It's the work.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Yes, you do this to an email. When you respond,
you hit this button, you replied, Yep, North Carolina is one,
South Carolina is one.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
What are these?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
We have fifty of them?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
I keep naming them, Dave. That's all I had.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
I had to know something about you, baby. Yeah, all right, Adam,
come on, man, we need us some points.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (34:51):
I am ready?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Starting to clock now. I don't like that show on TV.
Change the n Yeah, I heard of cow?
Speaker 6 (35:00):
Is what.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I have?
Speaker 12 (35:03):
A blank?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
A blank farm? Bunch of cows?
Speaker 13 (35:05):
What he said farm?
Speaker 3 (35:08):
What do you call him? Call um?
Speaker 9 (35:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Cows A bunch of cows together?
Speaker 7 (35:17):
No?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
No, another word for the actual cows. The actual cows
is what?
Speaker 10 (35:25):
Oh boy, I don't think he knew actual cows.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Oh yeah, well Michael has already won this game before.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
So before Michael, did you know the.
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Word just for the heck of it, The word is cattle?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Yes, yeah, cattle, adam cattle. All right, Well that's all right, buddy.
I was pulling for you.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Man, I got me some Birtee County peanuts. But you
can try again anytime. I hope you do, buddy. All right,
all right, thanks for having me.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
Oh man, thank you very much. Now I feel bad
about not pulling through fire them all. But Michael, way
to go on your end. You and Marshy did it up. Buddy.
You got the big old Birtea County Peanut prize. Pig
is great. I love you guys.
Speaker 6 (36:15):
I love playing Mardy word and I accept all challengers
if you guys think you can be thrown me because
I'm a child of the eighties.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
I grew up on these games and game shows.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Bring it on.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
I won them all.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
Go a hi, Jackie, keep in touch with the michaelare alright, buddy,
hang on, good morning, got big show on the radio.
It is bit request time. We got Lewis Brooks out
of Newborn, North Carolina. Lewis says, I love to cook
and cook with your grilling sauce. How about the top
(36:52):
ten list of John Boy Billy grilling sauce flavors? Oh Man,
forgot about that one, louis good. We get it coming
up next. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(37:27):
Something you would like to hear around this time, money
through Friday, The Big Show dot Com, John Boybilly, Facebook Pain,
Lewis Brook's out of Newburgh, North Carolina.
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Get your request right here and now from the test
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Speaker 7 (37:44):
Here they are the top ten rejected new flavors of
John Boy and Billy grilling socks number ten, Hot and
muggy number nine, dank and musty number eight, original gang
stuff number seven, pisson vinegar number six, old and give
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out number five, oude and kuse number four, drunken, disorderly
number three, West Nile mesquite number two, bowed up and
going at it, and the number one rejected grilling sauce flavor.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Dear sense, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Making
(39:06):
you a John Moore Billy Halloween album. I conclude this
tune from Phil McCracken. The lady's favorite key words trailer trash.
When he hit the bit box at the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Dot com.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Had a gay Halloween party lead last year.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Two straight folks among all the queer They fell in love,
which wasn't wise.
Speaker 3 (39:36):
She was an info in disguise. She was trailer trash.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
He even paid her cash. She gave him such a rash.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
He did that trailer trash from the kitchen floor to
the rumpus room to a subway car in a snow costumed.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
She wasn't shy about her booty calls. She had him
right by the smalls. She was trailer trash. She really
hauled his ash.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
His ego gone in a flash.
Speaker 8 (40:20):
He did that trailer trash. He thought it was just
for fun.
Speaker 6 (40:26):
The good times just begun, and she moved in with
her ten cats, her.
Speaker 8 (40:33):
Boyfriend and her son.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
It was total mayhem. Life was a mess. He fell
for big booths in a low cut dress. Now he's
on the hook for.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
The booth she's swilling and a tab at the pharmacy
for pedicillin. He did that trailer trash because her hooters
she flashed like corn beef hash. He did the trailer trash.
Soon they were married, but it just didn't blast.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
She was too busy shaking that ass.
Speaker 16 (41:12):
She took all he had and left him bankrupt. He said,
I can't believe I didn't get a prenup. He did
that trailer trash.
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